Wednesday, November 22, 2023

Almost Time For Time Off!

    Hey, friends!  I got Thanksgiving Break coming up.  AS DO YOU.  Unless you're an Essential Worker.  Or some kind of First Responder.  Maybe you're on The Front Lines.  Could be you're out there Doing God's Work.  The point is you probably got Time Off.  Enjoy some time with the Family Members you enjoy.  You probably enjoy a solid plurality of your family members!  HEY I'm not complaining but my coffee today seems to have some kind of FOAM on the top.  I'm not convinced there's anything different about it.  The text Of My Order Sticker on it is consistent with what I always ask for.  TASTES regular.  But.  There's.  FOAM.  Anyway.  New season of FARGO has arrived.  I enjoyed that show.  Seems kind of stressful to watch.  Could get intense.  GUNPLAY is probably involved.  WARNING: GUNPLAY IS INVOLVED they should put at the beginning of the episode.
    Why is gunplay a trigger for me.  Why On Account Of The Gunplay That Killed My Family.  Huh.  Lots of tragic avoidable Mass Shootings in America.  Seems like Gunplay could be a trigger for all of us.  Let's see if Fargo makes a statement on that.  It's either them or no one!  IT'S UP TO FARGO.  I had a dream what if 9/11 happened but if one of the planes only GRAZED the World Trade Center.  And it got HURT but STILL STOOD.  And that's as far as the dream went.  I didn't further dream WHAT WOULD HAPPEN.  But it's interesting nonetheless.  I know there were TWO PLANES.  I only imagined it as far as ONE PLANE, ONE TOWER.  Anyway in the dream I KIND OF DREAMT that's what THE NEW SEASON OF FARGO DEALT WITH.  I didn't necessarily dream that happened.  I dreamt that's what the new season of Fargo was about.  That may or may not be accurate.  Now my mind is giving me Information About What I May Or May Not Have Thought that May Or May Not Be Accurate.  I Can't Remember.
    Okay!  Why would that be about FARGO.  FARGO is far away from World Trade Center.  Not really.  World Trade Center was VERY TALL.  If you lay it down On It's Side it can reach Fargo North Dakota pretty easily.  I assume one WTC was a few feet taller than the other and they kind lorded it over than the other one.  But then the other one was better in another aspect.  SO IT WAS A HEALTHY RIVALRY is the point.  Anyway.  Today is day of Kennedy Assassination.  My Dad brought up WTC this morning to mom.  That's where I got 9/11 in brain.  Dad was talking about Days Of Tragedy in my sleep.  THAT'S THE TRUTH.  Anyway.  Was I listening to the new Plain White T's album this morning SURE.  Did I ever listen to A Plain White T's song before PROBABLY.  What song was their Claim To Fame I DON'T KNOW they must have had one.  Oh, "Hey There Delilah."  I'd know how that goes if I heard it!
   Of course I'd know how that goes if I heard it.  That's how Hearing Something Works.  Hm.  Fourth paragraph!  Hey there delilah/ it's me the plain white t's/trying to find ya/make some noise so I can locate ya.  Sure.  First lyrics I've written in months.  Glad I broke my lyrics celibacy with that.  Really was worth it!  I locate things by NOISE.  I am AS BLIND AS A BAT.  It's a Marco Polo In A Pool situation.  Anyway.  Marco Polo doesn't get enough credit for having A Nifty Name.  Rolls off the tongue sweetly!  I like it at least!  Hmm.  IT OCCURRED TO ME a few weeks ago that GIF is definitely pronounced NOT like Jif.  Because we got the word GIFT.  Take away the T.  That's how to pronounce Gif.  Not sure why that occurred to me just now.  The point is Gift Minus T equals Gif.  Gift White T.
     Sure!  Foam is pretty much gone at this point in Coffee.  Disintegrated.  Back to the Earth from whence you came!  What does, "Whence," mean.  You know.  Whence.  ...YOU GET IT.  Can't necessarily put it into words.  That can't be right.  Every word You Gotta Be Able To Put Into Words.  That's HOW WORD WORK.  Internet say "From What Place Or Source."  WHENCE.  Gotcha.  Been a while since I've watched Fargo.  NOT SURE I'm in the right headspace for it anymore.  The Headspace For Fargo may have past me by!  The gunplay may be too much for me!  LET'S JUST SAY I'M GOING INTO THIS WITH CONCERNMENT.  Anyway.  Apparently The Tim and/or Eric company Absolutely Media bought the UCB Company The UCB.  Seems weird.  How can Tim and Eric Company be that Big.  Tim and Eric Incorporated didn't seem that High Up on entertainment industry Food Chain to me BUT WHAT DID I KNOW.  Either way Hmm wonder what all that means FOR ME.  I'm gonna guess HUGE implications.
    Halfway through the act.  WHY does Tim and Eric TV Humour relate to UCB Improv Humor?  THEY ARE VERY DIFFERENT.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  SOMETHING STINKS TO HIGH HEAVEN about this merger.  Also about my T-Shirts.  HAVEN'T DONE LAUNDRY IN WEEKS.  I've worn these shirts TWO TIMES without doing laundry.  GOTTA IMAGINE THEY SMELL.  SMELL BAD.  Do Plain White T's smell.  Kinda get the immediate impression that they're RIGHT OUT OF THE LAUNDRY.  Not sure why.  I read the band name Plain White T's and I think Oh these Plain White T's are CLEAN AS FUCK.  Maybe they're not.  MAYBE THEY'VE BEEN WORN TO DEATH.  Guess it depends on how familiar you are with their music.  They're clean to me cause I have no experience or relationship with the band.  To someone who listens to them all the time THEY'RE MORE WORN OUT. Oh Okay Then interesting band name WELL DONE.  NOW if only we can make the music more interesting.  The music is interesting.  They got all your classic instruments and elements!  Whatever.
    Seventh paragraph.  Soda Bottle Caps are good enough Ashtrays for Marijuana Joints.  They get the job done!  Lemme LURQ on the internet to see if other people do that.  Not seeing anything immediately.  Which is GOOD.  Sounds unsafe.  It's okay FOR ME to do it but I wouldn't recommend it for anyone else.  Jeez.  I DON'T LIKE the heavy bass sound coming out of my subwoofer when I enter the YouTube streaming service on my TV.  Any other Streaming service or anything maybe makes a sound but WHATEVER it's nothing.  YouTube?  MAKES AN ANNOYING SURROUND SOUND IMAX DOLBY SOUND that YES IS IMPRESSIVE but is TOO MUCH TOO OFT.  I'm talking about the things NO ONE ELSE is scared to touch.  And the sad thing is I LIKE going to YouTube.  Got a lot of good stuff on YouTube.  I can listen to a dozen and a half of my own songs on YouTube on my TV.  IT'S FUN to listen to your own songs.  LISTEN TO THIS GUY I LIKE HIM AND HE'S ME SO IT'S REALLY REALLY GOOD.
     Three paragraphs to go.  Gotta imagine there's a healthy rivalry between The Dakotas.  Off the top of my head I don't have a preference.  But if I was in the West MidWest I'd probably have a lot of thoughts on the matter!  Dakota Fanning.  Dakota Johnson.  I currently don't care but if I lived in Montana I would have lots of thoughts.  Was ABSO-LUTELY buying UCB a HOSTILE Takeover or a FRIENDLY takeover.  Or are they in some sort of PARTNERSHIP.  My guess is Who Knows Not Me. I don't know anything about what happened or what it means.  But the future of comedy is somewhat a little bit tied up in it!  IT'S RELEVANT at least.  That's my guess!  Also IF gunplay is involved make sure you mime holding the gun and not using your index finger as the barrel of the gun.  That's pretty much the main thing that they teach you in UCB.  One of the top 5 things they teach you.  Also phone.  Don't make the phone your thumb and pinky.  MIME HOLDING THE PHONE.  These are the main takeaways that if you learn ANYTHING you should learn this.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Also that's not even what phones look like anymore!  The Pinky And Thumb Thing.  NOW WE GOT SMART BRICK PHONES.  Still what might be your first instinct to Pretend To Be On A Phone Though, Still!  You know all this.  YOU GET IT.  Hmm.  Really Makes Ya Think.  Anyway.  If this phone is so smart how come I'm still in charge.  We can say that for the next 5-10 years.  Then The Phone Will Be In Charge.  But for now WE'RE STILL IN CHARGE OF THE PHONE.  Let's enjoy it while we can.  Don't get Spooked About Scary Technology Advancements That was Just A Joke.  That won't happen until 15-25 years from now.  We got PLENTY OF TIME to still be in charge of our phones.  FOR Technology Advancements what's the ratio of Scary to Not Scary.  Feels like it's 80% Scary to 20% Not Scary.  And Not Scary is partially GOOD and partially NEUTRAL.  Sounds good to me.
    Last paragraph.  Not a great Entry today.  Good enough, I guess!  Everything is good enough.  Whose going through life and thinking WAIT A SECOND, the last 5 or 10 minutes JUST WASN'T GOOD ENOUGH.  I'm gonna write a letter to Whoever Is In Charge and be like THAT LAST PART OF MY LIFE WASN'T UP TO SNUFF.  Hmm.  I guess not.  I mean, your entire life can be Not Good Enough.  But then you wouldn't Zero In on THIS ENTRY as not being good enough.  It just blends in with Your Entire Life.  So basically you don't blame ME or anything.  Which is good!  Whew.  I'd say my life is pretty not good enough.  It's OKAY.  But if you asked me STRAIGHT UP is your life Good Enough? I'd be tempted to say YOU KNOW WHAT?  I THINK I'D LIKE MY LIFE TO BE BETTER.  MAYBE SHOULD BE SLIGHTLY A LITTLE BIT BETTER now that you mention it.  Maybe I'm greedy though.  Could be!  Anyway I'll be back later.          
                         

well see ya later

    Hi, friends!  Ate a marijuana gummie 10 minutes ago.  YES!  Thanksgivingemup coming up tomorrow.  Should be enjoyable experience.  I don't KNOW!  What's a good classic Thanksgiving Film to watch tonight.  Well of course there's It's A Wonderful Thanksgiving.  There's Four Thanksgivings.  A Nightmare before Thanksgiving.  Huh.  How did a parody of Four Christmases make it in there.  BY MISTAKE I'D SAY.  The Thanksgiving Version Of Elf.  You know that sort of thing.  We don't have Long Standing Holiday Traditions in our family.  Our yearly tradition is THINK I'LL DO WAHT WE DID LAST YEAR.  So year-to-year we generally try to repeat same thingsies more or less but it changes over time because there's no REAL tradition.  Just trying to COPY what we did last year, and whatever was even just 2 years ago IS FORGOTTEN to the anals of time.
    Makes sense!  I've never seen It's A Wonderful Life.  IF I DID would I believe more strongly It's A Wonderful Life In Real Life?  Because if so MAN OH MAN.  Gotta see it!  I've seen the Eddie Murphy--Martin Lawrence vehicle JUST Life.  That was a good movie!  MAN OH MAN.  I'd watch that gonith!  It's about innocent people who become prisoners for roughly fifty years but then the surprise happy ending is they escape for what I'd guess is the roughly 18 months they have left to live.  CREDITS ROLL AND EVERYONE LEAVES THE THEATER IN PURE ELATION.  Or they're so happy they physically can't leave the theater.  SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL THERE to this day.  I accepted a Super Market delivery this evening.  I got everything I wanted including Ruffles Flaming Hot Sour Cream and/or Onion chips.  I think if I say, "And/or" instead of just, "And," IT WILL EVENTUALLY BE FUNNY.  ONE TIME!  Gotta put in the work to do it tens of thousands of times.  But that one time you do a spit take reading, "And/Or," when it could and/or should just be, "And," it makes it all worth it.
    Cool!  Thanksgiving will be a good time BUT I will probably take less walks than My Average Day.  We're talking four or five walks instead of six or let's just say six walks.  FIVE is enough!  I'd be happy with Five Walks tomorrow.  Four?  That's a bit low!  Not happy with just Four.  Then again the future makes us all do strange things.  Who knows what future holds.  Could be any amount of walks!  Per day.  Or per Lifetime.  Per Entire Existence.  Existence means LIFETIME plus The Rest Of Things.  Anyway.  Got two more paragraphs to write!  I also have to write the end of this paragraph!  I'm excited that I'm almost done with it!  It's a lot of fun!  Not that much fun.  Also, I don't like it's QUALITY.  And continuing writing it JUST RUBS IT IN THAT IT'S NOT GOOD. 
    OK!  Two paragraphs to go.  Just like I was talking about last paragraph.  Oh Right Okay Makes Sense That Thing Blob Of Words From The Thing Lastlywords.  I don't like how that's not a real sentence.  Time to write a dozen real sentences in a row!  Make things right. (1) I need to use the bathroom.  (2) Gonna wait.  (3) Gonna re-think using the bathroom BUT re-decline at some time in the near future (5) gonna actually use the bathroom now because I'VE HAD ENOUGH (6) I'm Done!  I Did The Right Thing!  Used the bathroom!  I WENT IN THE TOILET.  ABOVE AND BEYOND.  B'ath Room that's where Saddam Hussein hangs out am I right.  See ya later!

-8:49 P.M.
        
   
     

Tuesday, November 21, 2023

Many Happy Returns

    Hey!  Debated whether to write an entry this morning as I Oft do.  "OFT," is a word!  It means, "Often!"  But for people who don't have the time.  I'd say I get a cup of water with my coffee 80% of the time these days.  I don't know why.  I never drink water at home.  I don't feel parched during any of my other walks.  Just something about that first walk of the day!  GOTTA replenish myself.  The baristas get it!  I SAY MALE Coffeetenders should be called Baristos.  In a time of increasing Linguistic Gender Neutrality I say WE GO THE OTHER WAY.  Let's mix things up for some reason.  Huh.  Got about a fifth of a joint left from the last two nights!  YES.  I have LOTS of different Marijuanas left over from the different kinds of Marijuanas I've gotten.  Got several gummies.  Got some pills.  Got joints.  Got some, "Flower."  It's embarrassing all these riches.
   ROSALYN Carter died.  Is that her name?  Looked it up!  ROSALYNN is actually her middle name.  WE'VE BEEN GASLIT.  Her real first name is Eleanor.  What.  The.  FUCK.  Guess she didn't wanna step on Eleanor Roosevelt's toes.  They'd be skeleton toes.  They'd go up in dust immediately.  SKELTON TOELESS NOW.  Anyway.  My mom is a REVERSE Rosalynn.  Her first name is Linda.  Middle name is Rose!  Well she's doxxed now.  Huh.  Starbucks went ABOVE AND BEYOND with their Giving Me Water today.  They gave me water FIRST AND FOREMOST while I was waiting for them to make the coffee.  Just gave me the water right away.  Didn't make me wait for the water and coffee at the same time.  A+ STAR BUCKS.  I won't forget this when Customer Appreciation Survey Season comes along.  WHO CARES.
    If I made a coffee shop and named it Sun Bucks COULD I WIN a court case when I inevitably got sued.  WHAT ARE MY CHANCES.  Also COULD I avoid getting sued if I wasn't unsuccessful enough.  Hmm.  The Sopranos podcast is done weekly.  There are 86 or so episodes.  This podcast is lasting a year and a half or so!  WOW.  At first in my mind they sorta just Pumped It Out all at once.  NOPE.  These character GROW over time.  Michael Imperioli.  Steve Shirripa.  GUEST.  Producer.  We never see or hear from Producer.  But we can bet our buns that producer exists.  Ugh.  Maybe one day I can be Podcast Producer.  I like CABLES AND WIRES and things.  Nothing against microphones.  I've Used 'Em!
    Ugh.  Is it possible Podcast has effect on Mental Health.  Mankind listening to podcasts has Strange And Perhaps Negative impact on your way of Thinking and Inner Narrative over time?  I think so!  Ya privately have other people's voices in your head instead your own for prolonged periods of time?  SOUNDS like it'd have an effect on you!  LET'S GET SCIENCE looking into that one.  Then reveal their answers in form of podcast because it's easy and convenient way to absorb information.  YES.  They said the same thing about TV when it came out!  And as we all know TV had no negative impact on the way we think and live our lives.  WE'RE AS GREAT AS WE EVER WERE.  Anyway that reminds me I Liek TV.  Gonna watch some more later.  A LOT MORE.  It will be interesting to see when James Carter dies.  He is on verge of death!  Will it be soon enough where they'll be like Aww isn't it cute that he died when his wife died.  He's got let's say A MONTH to die for them to be like Aww isn't that sweet they died at the same time.  After a month or two NOT ADORABLE ANYMORE.
    Fifth paragraph.  Hmm.  Not sure if this is funny but my first thought of a joke when they said Rosalynn Carter died was the headline OUR LONG NATIONAL NIGHTMARE IS OVER.  I'm in HUMOUR MODE I CAN'T HELP IT IF I'M ALWAYS ON.  That joke can be made in response to Many Many headlines.  It's an Evergreen, let's face it!  I like trees that are Nevergreens.  That's what I get off on!  Hmm.  Microsoft Frontpage doesn't recognize Humour as a word.  British People are gnona be PISSED.  Take the piss out of them.  They're gonna be pissed about that way of using the word Pissed too!  Huh.  What color are leaves if not green.  Feels like I've seen a lot of brown leaves.  Google says leaves can be all sorts of colors.  Yellow or orange.  Maybe red or purple.  Maybe even brown!  I kinda don't like looking things up on google.  Google thinks it's smarter than me!  Kinda pisses me off to be honest.
    Halfway through Act I!  What else is up.  Enjoying that African Horror Thing Mini Series What Have You.  They call the Mother Superior, "MA."  I like that!  And it's not a sign of disrespect or anything.  The students call her, "Ma," to her face and it's totally respectful.  Not casual at all.  Hmm.  What country does this take place in.  Africa has lots of different countries.  My guess is NOT MADAGASCAR.  Let's see.  Lookin' Like NIGERIA.  Lookin like it's based on a real life Urban Legend Myth.  WOW.  Hmm.  Halfway through Improv 201 class.  Still not sure about Improv 301.  I CAN'T IMAGINE them not taking Improv 301 seriously.  Improv 201 they're still doing Dumb Not Serious exercises instead of GETTING INTO THE KNITTY GRITTY of REAL WORLD Improv.  I can HANDLE that kinda stuff.  I say IMPROVE 301 I won't be able to handle.  I DON'T KNOW.
    How would my character FEEL in the scene I'm doing!  That's what Teachers tell me to think and/or do when I'm in and/or doing things.  I don't know!  I guess the question is DO I FEEL THINGS IN REAL LIFE.  And then how can I translate that to FAKE LIFE.  I MUST feel things in real life.  Just maybe not in your Classic Standard way.  What am I feeling right now.  Gotta write 3.5 more paragraphs.  So what I feel is I MUST CONTINUE DOING WHAT I'M DOING.  That's a feeling!  Yep.  That checks out to what I do actually feel when I'm doing Scene and/or Exercise.  GOTTA CONTINUE DOING THIS INDEFINITELY before I can sit back down and/or go back to the backline.  THAT TRACKS.  Hmm.  How can I GET OUT OF that mindset.  Hmm.  Let's see.  Maybe ask Teacher that.  Teacher is there to guide me.  I paid HALF A GRAND for this course.  Do you know much that is?  IT'S A NUMBER.  You know numbers!  They explain themselves!
    Three paragraphs to go.  My feeling is I WANT TO SIT DOWN?  I guess!  That's a fun way to simplify it I guess if we're simplifying things for fun!  What else is up.  In Talkin' Sopranos they talk about ARTIE going through Mid-Life-Crisis and they speculate his age being around 40.  That makes esnse.  I'm turning 35.  Uh.  Does that mean I'm near age of Midlife Crisis?  I TINK IT DOES.  Cause THAT SUCKS.  Cause I CAN'T BE MIDLIFE.  I'm TOO YOUNG.  Haven't accomplished enough to have lived Half A Life.  I've accomplished ADOLESCENCE LEVEL LIFE and that's it.  Pretty much I've accplished the average life up to Graduating College and that's it.  Maybe throw in a couple of years of Performing Crap.  I did a bunch of open mics and a few of my own shows and did some Classes and stuff and did a lot of working creatively on THIS and on MUSIC and crap. So let's say I accomplished about A Couple Of Yearsworth of Bonus Stuff beyond Graduating From College.  So let's say I've accomplished as much as Say A 22-24 Year Old should have.  THAT'S NOT GREAT for a Up-And-Coming 35 Year Old.  ALSO personal life wise I'm much even further behind by a lot!  NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
    Sure!  Watched a Stephen King based movie for the first time a few days ago.  Hearts From Atlantis.  It involves an Anthony Hopkins.  He's a good actor because Just Look At Him.  He says the dialogue and I Don't Know I Can't Get Enough Of It That's All I'm Saying.  What else is up.  What was Rosalynn's Carter CLAIM TO FAME.  Uhh being married to the president.  NO BUT YOU KNOW.  What was HER DEAL.  I dunno.  No easy way to find out.  There's not ONE BIG MAIN THING.  So to find out the Somewhat Main Thing I'd have to devote SEVERALS of MINUTES.  And I don't have that kind of Motivation.  Did she help James Carter build houses?  Could be!  She did the paper work while he did the construction.  Huh.  He probably didn't do the construction.  I always imagined he did.  In The Simpsons I think it shows him building a house.  And I always accepted that as fact.  ONLY NOW does it occur to me Jimmy Carter probably didn't actually LITERALLY PHYSICALLY build houses.  Cause I am and/or was an idiot.
    Hmm.  I think Hearts Of Atlantis is a Drama.  But I'm not sure it's any genre.  It's just some stuff that sort of happens?  I think!  Time definitely passes and there's definitely some actors on the screen and there's SOME dialogue!  Whatever.  Definitely not a laugh riot or a gorefest.  So that leads me to believe it's a Dramatic.  What does George W Bush think history will think of his paintings.  Does he think it will be forgotten.  Or does he think people will be like BTW George W Bush went on to paint some paintings HERE THEY ARE. Gotta think something.  He goes out of his way to PAINT THEM.  Gotta be thinking about their reception to some degree!  I mean, If YOU were a painter... but then again, no.  That's almost a Song Lyric Reference.  Pretty close!  Does anyone sculpt anymore.  It's all 3-D Printers these days.  I think.  I think all 3-d Printers are actually 4-d Printers!  Unless they print instantanously.  YEAH.  I'll be back later.
  
   
   

what do you care about titles

    Hey, friends!  Had Halfway Strength Marijuana Pill in the afternoon.  Still riding the effects or, "High," from that several hours later.  ...Effects or, "Affects."  Gotta go with the, "E," over the, "A," in this case  Bet.  It.  ALL!!!  Gotta imagine one of the houses Jimmy Carter built was a Thir13n Ghosts house where his wife is now one of the ghosts.  How can I flesh out this joke.  Hmm that's a tough one.  Jimmy Carter should have been a custodial worker who drove a mop and bucket around.  CART IT around one might say.  DO WHAT YOUR NAME SUGGESTS.  DON'T LIVE ABOVE YOUR STATION.  KEEP IT SIMPLE.  What does that mean I should do for a living then.  Kornblum.  MAKE SOME CORN GROW.  Don't plant it.  Don't pick it!  HAVE IT GROW.  Aid it somewhere between the planting and the picking!  Hmm that's a tough one.
    Okay!  Why can't I be like Jimmy or Rueben or Shawn or... JOE... ONE OF THE MANY CARTERS... and get a job as a Librarian pushing some books around.  I'M HERE Stuck trying to make plants grow when only The Sun and/or RAIN and/or FERTILIZER can do that.  I CAN'T DO IT.  I'M A PERSON.  WHAT DO YOU EXPECT FROM ME re: Making Crops Grow.  JEEZ.  I guess I can produce Fertilizer BUT I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.  But if you do want me to defecate on your crops I'm willing and able.  I also guess I CAN MAKE IT RAIN but NOT REALLY LITERALLY.  Can't do crap about Sunshine.  I can point you in the direction of the sun.  North Star!  Always look True North if you wanna get to Sunshine at any given time This Side Of The Equator.  Man.  This side of the equator is the best.  I don't wanna rub it in or anything but It's Really Not Even Close.
    Yeah!  Pretty close.  We're all all equal no matter which part of Flat Earth we're talking about.  ARE WE 2-4 years away from them taking Round Earth out of School Curriculum because of Flat Earthers complaining.  YES we are.  GREAD MOVING ON THEN.  Flat Earthers believe Earth is round.  Just flat Round.  Oh well when you put it that way now I'm on board.  Jeez.  Is there any way people are getting SMARTER over the last couple of years.  Definitely a lot of theories and sentiments that are people getting DUMBER.  Like Flat Earth.  Gotta be SOME THINGS that people are intellectually adopting that are SMART.  You'd think just by pure CHANCE we'd come across some ideas THAT MAKE SENSE by SHEER LUCK.  NOPE.  Every new thing that we come up with is DUMBER THAN THE LAST.  As long as we're making progress in one direction I guess!
    Two paragraphs to go!  How do we know Earth even exists.  I know I'm On Top Of SOMETHING but whose to say!  Could be practically anything.  Asteroid Belt is best part of solar system.  HOW many asteroids are we talking.  Overall.  Of note.  Of A Certain Size.  Lemme LTURQ.  WOW between 1-2 million Asteroids at least 1 KILOMETER wide.  And for people who don't live in Strange Places A KILOMETER IS RELATED TO A MILE SOMEHOW.   Kill-O-Meter.  What is this an episode of Joe Bob Briggs and he's doing some sort of Ranking of Kills OR SOMETHING.  YES COULD BE.  Whatever.  Got only one more paragraph to go.  Then I'm gonna finish yesterday and the day before's joint, watch some TV, then Proof Read today's entry, then FRESHEN UP FOR BED.  Which involves I don't think it invovles anything at all really.  Gotta take my contacts out.
    YEAH.  I think I just might see Napoleon.  I've seen it described as A MOVIE... a FILM... a MAJOR MOTION PICTURE... a FOUR DIMENSIONAL ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIENCE... so basically what's the worst that could happen.  Nap for Eons.  That's what happens when you die.  YEAH.  Or maybe you're awake the entire time.  I don't know how you live your death.  That's your business.  I'd hate to be awake when I'm dead. Boooring.  Just laying around waiting for something to happen.  Ok.  I, "NO'd," IN AN IMPROV SCENE on Sunday.  YOU'RE ALWAYS SUPPOSED TO SAY YES.  The only saving grace was that it CLOSED the scene.  So there was no Yes, ANDing to be done.  Whether I said Yes or No, it was the last line of the scene.  STILL SHOULD HAVE SAID YES.  I SAID NO.  I feel all torn up about it.  Anyway I'll see ya tomorrow.

-7:57 P.M.

Monday, November 20, 2023

Gonna See Where This Goes

    Hello!  This Thanksgiving Week of Crazy Sheet I get to take Thursday off.  Anyway that's what I got going on in my life.  I did okay in Improv Class yesterday.  GOOD NEWS FOR ME-- I feel like the exercises are getting Simpler And Simplier! Instead of getting more complicated and building greater and more intricate and in-depth skills as the sessions go on, for some reason Teacher is making us do more basic activities each class OR SO IT SEEMS!  Doing exercise where I have to SAY THREE SENTENCES... ONE SENTENCE AT A TIME.... FOR THREE SENTENCES AT A TIME?  NOW IT'S MICHAEL'S TIME TO SHINE!!!  You can't argue with the Laffs I'm getting.  GOOD LUCK ARGUING WITH WHAT DON'T EXIST.  You can argue with the spellign of Laffs I assigned the word just now, though!  Argue all you want about that.  You're bound to win that argument.  You do a poll about how to spell Laugh and you're gonna win just as often as you lose.  I hope you're happy!  Anyway.  Other classmates seem to underperform in Basic Exercises but excel in real scenes.  I don't get it.  SOMETHING'S AFOOT.  Off the top of my head Gaslighting Conspiracy?
    Huh.  The real gaslighting conspiracy is the Friends We Made Along The Way.  I figured out a way to FINISH OZ a couple of days ago.  I watched all the episodes.  It WORKED.  How can you ELEVATE Oz if they brought it back.  What's the UCB word for Elevate.  Is it ELEVATE.  Now it's a GITMO type scenario.  ABU GRHAIB.  These ELEVATION JOKES would be killing if it were 20 years ago.  What's a good Prison Reference in 2023.  People don't care about prisons in 2023.  People cared about Migrant Detention Centers for a few months a couple of years ago!  Then that fell out of favor because Oh Well What Can Ya Do Turns Out Not A Lot So I Guess We'll Forget About It Now.  If Trump becomes Leader again we're all going to prison.  So we can care about that From INSIDE the Detention Centers.  ALRIGHT.  I'm being ALARMIST.  Does, "Alarmist," necessarily mean THE MOST Alarmy.  That's what, "IST," means.  The most.  I dunno if I'm the most Alarm.
    Huh.  Gotta imagine Biden is continuing Terrible Migrant Detention Centers.  Either purposely, inadvertently, or semi-inadvertently.  Or the fourth option is Maybe He's not continuing them.  We have no way of knowing because We Haven't Gone Out Of Our Way To Keep Up With The Story.  Anyway.  Where are all the Super Predators from Prison Releasements from the 90's or whatever.  And what does that EVEN MEAN. Predators who know how to open doors so they can stalk you in Jurassic Park kitchens?  YEAH.  Just occurred to me I don't think there was a single prisoner character in Oz that was innocent.  No one who REALLY was innocent.  No one who just claimed he was innocent.  WHAT GOOD'S AN ON-SAMBL Prison Drama without some Innocents.  I don't like it!  The point is we're all guilty of something.  I'm guilty of Being Too Innocent About Things.  It will haunt me for the rest of my days!
    Anyway.  Last marijuana I bought was JOINTS.  Seven pack.  Smoked an entire half a joint lasdt night.  LOVED IT.  Something about it Kicked The Spot.  Thought I would get what I got out of it with only a third of a joint.  Nope!  Half!  But from what I paid, half a joint for A Marijuana Time is very reasonable.  Several movies out there in the theater I think I'd have fun seeing.  The Marvels.  The Disney Movie WISH.  I like LIGHT entertainment.  And that movie is Animated.  Animation is the EPITOME of Lightness. Nice bright easy on the eyes light.  Hmm.  What was the other one.  NAPOELEON.  I remember at some point thinking in High School when I was into films HEY TEY SHOULD MAKE A MOVIE ABOUT THIS NAPOLEON CHARACTER. Not so much the character but about NAPOLEON EPIC WARS and crap.  Hmm.  I was inspired by DVORAK New World Symphony.  I remember listening to that, "Track," And was like THIS classical song be a good soundtrack to an EPIC war movie.  Anyway.  That's one of a couple of things I did over the course of  high school.
     Hmm.  I don't know that much about history.  I don't know the details of Napoleon or what he was up to.  I feel like what I know is he wasn't as short as he gets credit for.  DAMNIT.  We need short role models.  You, me, all of us!  I got meatloaf dinner from diner last night.  I will have second half tonight.  Something weird about this meatloaf.  Kinda like 25-30% steak.  It's mostly a meatloaf but it feels like meatloaf steak hybrid.  I'll EAT IT.  It tastes OKAY.  But I wanted a Classic Meatloaf.  Huh.  I think I'm enjoying cycling through the early Simpsons again!  The last Oh I Don't Know 6-10 months I've cycled through the first 8-12 seasons of the Simpsons Oh I Don't Know 3-6 times.  Enjoying it Yet Again.  Probably enjoying it roughly the 3rd or so Most Time out of those times.  Huh.  Not sure who cares.  Huh.  Halfway through Act I! 
    WHAT IS WISH ABOUT.  Someone gonna make some wish.  Someone gonna grant some wish.  But that's immaterial.  The WISH ITSELF is the star of the show!  Hmm.  WHAT IS TEH WISH.  We're conditioned to care about the characters but this film is about THE WISH ITSELF and I got NO IDEA what that's gonna be.  WORLD PEACE?  WORLD WAR?  SOME SORT OF WORLD PEACE-WORLD WAR HYBRID?  Guess we'll have to see the film to find out.  Anyway.  You add an, "S," to, "Wish," and now you got, "Swish," and now we're talking Basketball Movie.  You add and E and an S and now we're talking Multiple Wishes.  You add more letters and certainly we can be talking about lots of different movies.  I can't do all the work for you.  Work out some of those yourself!  Watched the Albert Brooks documentary on HBOMAX yesterday.  Good stuff.  I never really thought about Albert Brooks and I may very well never think about him again.  Good stuff.
    What's my favorite Albert Brooks?  That's a tough one!  Would it be wrong to say his various roles on The Simpsons?  Could be!  But it's also presumably accurate.  Anyway.  IT IS wrong to say his various roles on The Simpsons.  I SHOULD be narrowing down and/or clearly RANKING his Roles On The Simpsons if we're talking about My Favorite Albert Brooks.  I dunno.  Doesn't matter.  Let's move on with your lives.  Remember that episode where they had Albert Brooks voice every character for some reason.  One of the top episodes.  Okay.  I ended up taking the low dose Genius Marijuana Pill before Improv Class on Sunday.  Took it at 9:20 AM when class started at 11:00 AM.  It worked out pretty good!  I did okay in class!  There was maybe one or two moments of a couple of seconds each where I was like wait a second am I kind of high because I kind of feel like, "Wait a second am I kind of high because I VERY BRIEFLY can't follow exactly what's going on for a couple of seconds in a slightly different way than usual."  But besides that Was Pretty Focused and maybe MORE focused.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Better LURQ Albert Brooks Filmography and/or TVography.  Yep.  I dunno!  Not sure what I'm supposed to know and/or like about him with Me Being From My Generation other than Really Digging Simpsons Characters Especially Hank Scorpio.  Good!  He was in THIS IS FOURTY which is my Generation's WOODSTOCK.  He plays a version of himself in that film in the respect that He Too Was a Man Presumably In His Sixties Or So Give Or Take.  CASE CLOSED.  Ugh.  Probably won't see any movie this week!  But if I did... I dunno!  The Marvels maybe.  I'm a big fan of comic book movies.  No I'm not.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into thinking about that one.  Looking forward to Mostly Meatloaf though for dinner!  It had mushrooms on the meatloaf.  I like it when they put sauteed mushrooms on top of stuff!  Their line of reasoning is hey couldn't hurt let's give 'em some extras.
    Ugh.  Two more paragraphs to go!  THEN the question becomes do I write Act II PRE-dinner or POST-dinner.  Then the answer becomes HMM NOT SURE YET.  Whatever.  I saw Albert Brooks do Comedy Stuff from before I was born in Documentry.  It was FUNULAR things.  I got kicks out of it!  HOWEVER I just can't in good conscience say that's my favorite stuff from Albert Brooks, though!  Didn't know about these things before this weekend!  And I still don't know The Entire Bits!  Just 8 seconds of them Here Or There!  Good.  The important thing is we all agree.  On something.  Not sure what exactly.  Basically I got THE SIMPSONS and TALKING SOPRANOS for now.  Do I got something else to cycle through?  Other than Figuring Out The Odd Film Here And There?  I dunno!  The Talkes In The Frilms.  Tales From The Crypt.  That's what I was trying to say.  Pretty unsuccessful attempt the first time around trying to say it.
    Last paragraph for Act I!  I Guess!  Let's see.  We're talkin 2/3rds into Fall in a day or two.  About time we get into Winter.  About time we come up with Alternative Names for the rest of the seasons.  We got Fall/Autumn.  Lemme look up if other seasons got Various Titles, too!  I'm slightly too lazy to do that.  But THE POINT IS it's a thing that concerns me.  I assume Spring can also be called Rise.  The opposite of Fall.  Because that's when leaves RISE from the ground BACK ONTO THE BRANCHES.  Oh okay that's good.  What was the important thing Teacher told me yesterday about Getting Into The Scenes.  It was close to being and along the lines of 101 Teacher telling me to invest myself emotionally.  Get into the scenes.  How would my character feel.   How would Whatever Make Me Feel.  It's important!  It's what Teachers Keep Tellign Me!  I should figure out what they're trying to say and INTERNALIZE IT.  Anyway I'll be back soon. 
   
  

not sure i'm thrilled about that

     Hey, friends!  Decided to hold off on the .5 Joint until after this Act.  GREAT.  Just ate .5 Meatloaf dinner.  GREAT.  A Spike Lee Joint.  You can Spike a Joint.  It means ya put A 'Lil' Something Special in the joint.  To compliment the main part of the joint.  Not sure what a, "Lee," would mean in that context besides it meaning the second name of The Director.  A spikely joint! Ah.  Started watching an African Horror Mini-Series.  It's about some sort of Catholic School in Africa.  Get the sense it's Horror TV Mini Series.  JESUS shows up.  Not in the flesh!  They talk about worshipping this character.  Terrifying.  I guess if you're gonna worship someone, better Jesus than 75% of other people out there.  JESUS IN THE TOP QUADRANT of people to worship IN ALL HUMAN HISTORY. I don't CARE if I get cancelled for saying that I'M COMFORTABLE WITH MY STATION IN LIFE. 
    Ugh.  Huh.  If I was gonna worship someone probably be a family member.  Dad or Mom I'd say!  First choice would be my Dad.  Just going with my Gut.  If I HAD to worship someone.  Makes a ton of sense.  Whatever what else.  Gonna pitch a sitcom called YOUNGER Sheldon about 4 year old Sheldon.  THEN several years down the line YOUNGEST SHELDON about 18 month old Sheldon.  I THINK I HAVE A FUTURE IN THE ENTERTAINMENT INDUSTRY.  Anyway.  I think Everybody Hates Chris should have been Voice Overed by Daniel Stern.  THEN it might have been picked up past the first 13 episodes!  YEAH.  Does everybody really hate Chris in the show.  Or is that just in Adult Chris's head.  I get the sense that yes CHRIS IS KIND OF AN ACQUIRED TASTE for EVERYBODY In The Show.  They don't necessarily HATE Child Chris but HE'S ACROSS THE BOARD NOT QUITE EVERYBODY'S CUP OF TEA.
    Sure!  Anyway.  What else is there to talk about.  Napoleon got a funny hat.  Went out of his way to decide to wear that hat. Wasn't a popular hat before him!  NEVER caught on after him!  We don't particularly judge him one way or the other on it I don't think!  I think we mock him a little bit for it.  Certainly don't go out of our way to PRAISE his hat.  ALL IN ALL history will remember Napoleon's Hat as Kind Of A Mistake.  But at least he's out there trying out new things.  What's with the hat.  Seems like he's trying to hide something.  Maybe he had some sort of horrific bulbous tumor on his head.  That's the only reason I can think of for wearing a hat.  THAT CHECKS OUT COMPLETELY.  Whatever.  Napoleon comes from FRANCE and you CAN'T ARGUE WITH THE FACTS.
   Okay.  Gotta imagine we're on the verge of The Sheldonverse where all the Sheldons are friends with each other at the same time.  Seems like I should be rewarded with FOUR FIGURES of money for that idea.  That could be either very low (they make that and make hundreds of millions of dollars from it) or very high (it never comes close to happening).  I say we split the difference and you just hand me 4,000 dollars RIGHT NOW and we go our own ways.  Sounds fair!  It's comforting to hear Upper Female Teenagers from Africa speak English.  Can't say why exactly.  Just nice and calming tones. I understand the language but it's in a rhythm and sound that hasn't been DONE TO DEATH.  People talking like Americans On TV?  TOO ABRASIVE.  BEEN DONE OVER AND OVER.  CAN'T STAND IT.  I'll take some Upper Teenage African Women For SURE.  That can't possibly mean anything.
    Last paragraph!  If Napoleon was exploded by a cannonball and I was serving in the army standing near him I woulda turned to the camera and been like More Like Napoleon BLOWN APART.  Too bad Zero Out Of Five of those things happened.  Anyway, what else do I got going on for me.  Two more days of entries, then I get A Nice Ol' Thanksgiving Break.  Sit around the Thanksgiving Table.  Which is the regular Table that we re-appropriate for Thanksgiving purposes.  Will I get Turkey Based Meal?  I'd say solid 75% Chance YES.  I'd say solid 15% Chance NO.  10% Chance I DON'T KNOW!  I DON'T KNOW WHAT, "I DON'T KNOW," WOULD LOOK LIKE!  But whatever it is, there's 10% chance it'll happen!  So that's good.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-7:52 P.M.

Thursday, November 16, 2023

I Can't Read This Crap

     Hey!  After I write these 10 paragraphs I have an entire practically FOUR DAYS until I have to write another 10 Paragraph Act.  That's looking at the bright side for ya.  You shouldn't be Looking At The Brightest Side A.K.A. staring at the sun.  Might not hurt if you look briefly.  Lemme LTURQ.  GOOGLE how long can you get away with looking at the sun.  Hmm.  Even a few seconds can cause vision problems. I THINK I looked at the sun for a few seconds in my youth.  Just for fun, or out of boredom, or to see what would happen!  A few seconds is a REALLY short amount of time.  When they talk about you don't wanna make bad decisions as a kid that will haunt you for the rest of your life I had no idea they were talking about Looking At The Sun but there you have it!  Anyway.  I didn't wear glasses as a child.  Started wearing glasses close to probably roughly around the same time as When I Looked At The Sun. Wonder if there's a correlation there.  THERE IS a correlation there.  SLAM DUNK CORRELATION.  Wonder if there's a causation there.  Hmm.
   Hey!  Trying Genius pill again this morning.  Trying to elevate myself to Dolt from Retrad.  Should be safe to look at sun!  Sun is great.  Without sun we'd be in trouble.  I want to express my Thanks For Sun the only way I know how!  LOOK AT IT.  What else can I Do For Sun.  Start a religion from a while ago.  Feels like Ancient Religions were ALL ABOUT the sun.  But current religions COULDN'T BE BOTHERED.  What's up with that.  Why the turnaround.  The sun is no less great than it was before.  We feel BITTER that we live in a Solar Centric Universe (Solar System) now.  When we thought everything revolved around Earth FINE SURE SUN IS GREAT LOVE IT.  Once we found out we revolutionize around The Sun it's all HEY FUCK THE SUN IT THINKS ITS BETTER THAN US?  YOU KNOW WHAT THE SUN IS SHIT AND I'M DONE WITH THE SUN.
    Not sure that checks out Chronology-wise.  If it checked out Chronology-wise, though, it'd make sense?  How long do you stare at the moon each night.  Get Staring At Celestial Bodies out of our system.  Can't look at the sun in the day!  Gotta be staring at the moon all night long I feel!  Whatever.  Does Moon change appearance from Beginning Of Night to End Of Night.  We KNOW moon looks different from Night To Night.  Over course of Moon Month it looks different.  But from Beginning of Moon Night to End Of Night-- is there a Slight Difference?  Let's get NASA working on that one.  I think we should get NASA working on Real Easy Problems.  Build up their self esteem.  They're OF NO USE to us if they feel out of their league!  20,000 Leagues Under The Sea.  Can NASA work on that?  I may have made that joke before.  I may have made every joke before.
    Huh. 20,000 Leagues?  That's A LOT of leagues.  Can one solution to Global Warming be Make Sun Less Hot.  Fly ice rocket into sun COOLING IT DOWN a bit?  My guess is No I Wouldn't Think So.  Is the phrase Think Global, Act Local... or Think Local, Act Global. ... It should be simple enough that it's EASY TO REMEMBER.  But PERSONALLY I can't figure it out.  And I'm saying it like Everyone Can Relate To How I Feel About It.  Even though THEY DESIGNED THE PHRASE such that Everyone CAN'T relate to Me Not Being Able To Remembering What It Means.  The takeaway is I'm Stupid and I assume everyone else is as stupid as me even when all logic points against it.  Oh okay that's good.  Anyway.  I think I'll guess it's Act Local, Think Global.  YEP.  I wouldn't hold it against you if you Act Global and Think Local, though!  Nothing WRONG with that, either!  Seems fine!
    Fifth paragraph.  I'm down to around 6, 6.5 Oz left.  I can get that done by the end of the Tomorrow.  Good.  Then we're onto the next thing.  Huh.  I think I had a dream about What To Watch next and it was a relatively straightforward and commonsense idea.  BUT I FORGET.  Great.  Dreams!  Just rubbing it in!  I don't know what to do, I dream what to do, then I forget what to do.  Dream just MOCKING ME.  Giving me A TASTE of inspiration of how to live my life and then SNATCHING IT RIGHT BACK AWAY FROM ME.  Margaret SNATCHER.  British Prime Minister.  Prime Minister is one of my favorite cuts of beef.  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.  Hmm.  ARE the moon and sun FRIENDS.  I feel like In Religion And/or Mythology the Moon and Sun are definitely Yin and Yang to each other.  But I never really got the sense that in Personifications they had a relationship with each other.  Whether that means they were friends or adversaries or even lovers.  I feel like they should be RELATIVELY CLOSE FRIENDS.  Not best friends, not acquaintances... just Somewhat Pretty Close Pals!  That's what I would want.
    Yeah!  What's the best Planet for reference sake to Earth.  Most RELEVANT.  Gotta imagine it's Mars.  I dunno!  It's CLOSE.  It's SOLID.  It's got potential WATER.  What Zodiac sign is Mars.  It ain't ME that's for sure.  So on one level I DON'T CARE.  If it ain't me HOW IMPORTANT can it be.  Hmm.  I don't think planets line up with Zodiac Signs exactly.  Then again I still don't know exactly.  I looked it up ONCE and skim-read it.  I'm not gonna look it up again for more fine-reading clarification.  I CAN'T SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE ON ASTROLOGY.  People would think I'm dumb!  The thing about Think Global Act Local is that MOST PEOPLE don't wanna THINK OR ACT LOCAL OR GLOBAL.  Forget Local.  Forget Global.  Forget Acting.  Forget Thinking.  I DON'T FUCK WITH ANY OF THOSE THINGS AT ALL.
    Seventh paragraph!  Crazysheet.net format changed on my phone.  I don't know how to change it so I figure I'll just hope its for the best!  Maybe it's More Readable and not less!  Seems reasonable.  Anyway.  I'm a SAG-AFTRA-TERIOUS. At some point I picked up I think that has to do with Jupiter?  So there is something with Planets With Each Sign probably!  Pretty sure I should get SAG Actors Insurance because I was born in December.  Also get SCREENERS.  Anyway.  What's the less Family Film I've seen.  I was enjoying watching Family Films for a while a month or two ago.  Then I ran out of Family Films.  Gotta imagine there's a WEALTH of a specific kind of Family Films out there on a certain streamer that is UNTAPPED.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!
    Speaking of Tap Dancing not sure I've ever danced in my life.  One way or another.  Zero dancing.  Ever!  Not a single instance.  I wouldn't know where to start.  MOVE THEM HIPS I guess.  How do hips move.  They're your TORSO.   Torso is designed to be YOUR CENTER. The center MUST HOLD.  Center must remain STEADY while limbs can flail wildly.  Thusly dancing makes no sense!  Whatever.  Can you dance with your head.  I guess so.  Rotate your head wily-nily.  I just tried it out as a test run just sitting here at my computer.  Seems simple enough.  Well I'm an idiot.  The Exorcist turning her head around is dancing.  That's the epitome of dancing.  She won an Academy Award for dancing.  Well I'm an idiot.  Anyway.  I CAN'T RECALL AND THEY MAY OR MAY NOT SHOW IT BUT when The Exorcist turns her head BACK RIGHTWAYS AROUND to RIGHTSIDE does she turn it back the way HER HEAD FIRST CAME FROM or does she turn it back THE OTHER WAY for a full 360 degree.  My guess is the entire 360 degrees.  She already did a 180!  Why not fully commit to your Head Spinning Around.  YOU'VE COME THIS FAR LET'S GO THE FULL WAY.  Spooky Stuff. 
    Penultimate paragraph!  2024 is a scary year coming up because it's an election year.  HORRIFYING.  Is that the consensus of how people feel going into the new year.  Probably!  IS 2025 some sort of Perfect Cube or Square or something.  Lemme LTURQ.  HOLY SHIT IT IS.  45 x 45.  45 x 45 IS 2025.  TWENTY TWENTY FIVE IS GONNA BE OFF THE HINGES YO based on Math Fun.  45².  Oh no.  Donald Trump was 45 President.  2 means 2.  DOES THAT MEAN HE HAS SECOND TERM IN 2025.  NOW MATH IS SCARING ME.  Spooky Stuff.  Anyway.  What's A MATH that will Calm My Nerves.  Hmm.  PI.  Is there something about PI that'll Sooth My Senses.  3.14159.  Off the top of my head that's pretty chill.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  What was the last Perfect Square year.  Maybe that year wasn't so scary meaning 2025 won't be so scary!  1936.  AH.  THE DUSTBOWL.  That was OKAY.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Moon and sun aren't adversaries.  We know that.  At least that's established.  I just think we should make it clear that they're buddies!  While Mars watches.  The good news is what else.  452.  Let's get 2 connected to the 45.  Just think of it as 452.  Nothing scary about the number, "452," off the top of my head.  Better LTURQ just to make sure.  I'm not finding any Pertinent 452's out there on the internet.  Good or bad!  Anyway.  First 452 that pops up on google is P.S. 452.  In NYC we call Elementary Schools P.S.'s.  MEANS PUBLIC SCHOOL.  That's the kind of culture I came from and whatknot.  We call middle school either M.S. or I.S.  MIDDLE school or INTERMEDIARY school.  I went to AN M.S.  That's the kind of background I COME from.  Yeeesh. 

still more stuff left

     Hi, friends!  No beer or weed with this act.  Just didn't feel like it!  I ate dinner just now.  It's called Lasagna.  Well, it was called lasagna.  Not sure what it is anymore exactly but pretty sure can't really call whatever it is lasagna.  Man Oh Man do I got an entire Half A Week off from writing Entries.  "Entire," in the first half of the sentence.  "Entries," in the second half.  That's SHAKESPEARE level writing.  Look out Chaucer THERE'S A NEW BOY IN TOWN.  Out of my way Wordsworth.  A Wordsworth 1/1000th of a picture!  That's good.  What about languages like Chinese or Japanese where The Picture IS The Word.  Sounds like fun!  Hmm.  If you're bad at English Calligraphy I don't think you'd stand a chance at all with Japanese.  You just couldn't do it.  Sucks to be you.  And/Or other people who who would like to communicate with you in Japanese.
    Lots of losers in this scenario!  Just like in Donald Trump's dreams.  What's that supposed to mean.  I feel like in Donald Trumps dreams he just feels like he's surrounded by Losers.  He seems concerned about Losers in waking life!  So I say that haunts his dreams!  And he wakes up and he's like DREAMT I WAS SURROUNDED BY LOSERS AGAIN LAST NIGHT.  And of course we all know everyone you dream about is yourself.  So there's that!  Beck's Loser wouldn't be a bad Opening or Closing song for an Improv Show.  It's no Beck's Sexx Laws as an Opening or Closing song for an Improv Show but it's up there!  Kinda hard to picture Trump Dreaming.  Feels like he doesn't have the imagination to dream!  Too abstract for him.  That's the impression that I get.     
    Okay!  Got some Super Market Delivery Accepting tomorrow morning. But besides that Nice Little Three Day Weekend I got going on.  Got Improv Class on Sunday Morning, too.  THINK I might take Genius Pill before Improv Class.  LONG before Improv Class.  LIKE 2-3 hours before class starts.  I.  Don't. KNOW.  That'll help the ol' Coconut Juices a-flowin'.  Hmm.  So would Not Taking It.  Coconut Juices gonna be flowing one way or the other no matter what I do or don't do!  It's within their natural nature for coconut juices to flow.  What else is up.  Gotta imagine Coconut Juices flow in circulation and not just One Way.  There needs to be a recycling of Coconut Juices.  Needs to be a SELF SUSTAINING ECOSYSTEM.  Is there a consensus on WHAT DIRECTION the band ONE DIRECTION is in reference to.  My first instinct is its WON direction.  They WON direction.  Why wouldn't they want to be Directed.  They won the right and/or privilege to be Directed To Do Things.  YES!
    Penultimate paragraph.  My second guess is STRAIGHT TO THE TOP OF THE CHARTS.  Because they're a Musical Band.  And that's their main objective.  Anyway.  What are the great bands of 2023 that are about directions.  AS far as I know there are none!  But then again I don't care.  The 1975.  Pretty sure THAT'S a direction.  Well, great, sure, why not.  Sounds like a good year for a quarter.  Maybe not anymore.  In 2023, 1975 seems like an old year for a quarter.  But when I was a kid, around 2000, 1975 seemed like a pretty Solid Year for a Quarter.  What The Hell does that mean.  I don't know and I'm happy about not knowing!  I'll be the first to say it I don't think Oz is an accurate portrayal of life inside OR OUTSIDE of prison.  I wasn't the first to say that.  I'll be the first to say it Flim Flam Whizz Wham Trim Tram Froog Fraag.
    You know that sort of thing.  LAST PARAGRAPH!  Fraag makes me think of Frag Grenades which makes me think of Video Games AND NOW I WANNA PLAY VIDEO GAMES.  Such is life.  I dunno.  That'd be a good monologue for an Improv Class.  I've Liked To Play Video Games.  Then we do Improvised Scenes based on that story.  What else do I got going on for me.  I think 1975 seemed like a good year for a quarter because 25 goes into 1975 evenly.  That must be it!  ALRIGHT.  GOOD NEWS...  The Year 2025!  QUARTERS GO INTO 2025 EVENLY.  So that's a Positive Thing we know already!  Hmm.  What's the next perfect square year after 2025.  2116.  46 x 46.  I think that's when Biden gets HIS second term.  The good news is he will only be slightly older than he is now RELATIVELY SPEAKING AM I RIGHT!!!  Anyway I'll see ya later!

-7:41 P.M.

Wednesday, November 15, 2023

What's With These Titles!

     Hey, friends!  I'm starting to get into a frame of mind where I HATE titles.  Both in general and today specifically!  Stuck with them, though!  Titles are an unfortunate fact of life.  So there's that.  Took the small dose marijuana pill 27 minutes ago.  So there's that.  What does the candy Now and Later mean.  Does it mean Eat this NOW.  And buy more LATER.  Kinda feels like some sort of philosophical statement maybe.  Now and later.  What's Candy TRYING TO SAY.  I can't wrap my mind about it.  Which is IRONIC because the candy is wrapped in a wrapper.  Is the wrapper WAX?  I don't know!  I may have never eaten a Now and Later.  This all pure speculation.  I'm imagining a Starburst situation.  Better look into that RIGHT NOW.  There's knowledge out there that I need to have in my pouch bucket.  Knowledge Pouch Bucket.  Will WHAT ARE NOW AND LATERS stick in the pouch bucket?  Or will I forget within hours.  Only time will tell!  Okay.  Remember what candy is now.  Forget what the candy is later.  That's how I operate!
    Yeesh.  Starburst colors are the exact colors that Stars: The Space Things are.  Orange, Yellow, Pink, Red... IT ALL CHECKS OUT.  That might not be accurate at all!  Okay.  What can we build out of Candy Wax Paper Wrapping that would be good for the environment.  Feels like we should be making use of them somehow.  Make an artistic collage.  Not necessarily an entirely practical use but it's something.  Put them all together and mix the reds with the pinks and the oranges with the yellows.  Not gonna feed the homeless or anything but it'll entertain those who see the collage real good.  "Mom, Dad, I've decided to apply to collage."  Not sure what that accomplishes.  Why would that dialogue happen if it was, "College."  GOOD NEWS.  I got either lasagna for dinner or fettuccini A LA fredo for dinner.
   WHEN are we canceling Garfield.  Must be SOME sort of reason to cancel Garfield.  MAYBE it already happened and I missed it.  Lemme LTURQ.  Google, "Canceling Garfield."  HMM.  NOT REALLY.  In 2017 there was a micro controversy about whether Garfield was male or genderless.  Garfield's CREATOR (Not Lord Our Father but the guy who draws the cartoons) says he's genderless but uses Male Pronouns.  Anyway.  Garfield is up to SOMETHING NO GOOD and I'm gonna figure it out at some point.  Are we supposed to relate to and identify with Garfield.  He's an All Out Cat.  Not a human.  We're Humans.  He has attributes and feelings we can understand, sure.  But at the end of the day not only is he another species but he's a SUBORDINATE PET to someone.  Which IDEALLY we as humans AREN'T.  Maybe you are.  PROBABLY I HOPE YOU'RE NOT THOUGH.  That's my gut feeling.
    Sure!  What else is going on.  Crazysheet.net is BACK on the internet.  Was down for CLOSE TO A DAY.  Now it's NOT.  You can read this and everything!  Whereas otherwise before if you were reading this you wouldn't be able to read this.  Jeez.  I am getting close to being done with OZ but the closer you get to being done THE WORSE IT GETS.  The episodes just get worse and worse.  WHY is Asif Mandanvi in it.  WHAT is Asif Mandanvi's real name.  Aasif Mandvi.  Anyway.  He's FINE in it.  That's not a good example of It Getting Worse.  It's a NON EQUATOR going from, "Oz get's worse as it goes on!" to, "Hey Daily Show Correspondent plays a Dentist there!"  Why should comedic people play Dramatic Cameo Roles where they're not Known Entities.  He didn't get the role because he was known for Daily Show.  Probably wasn't even on it at the time!  He got the role because HE WAS RIGHT FOR THE PART.  BUT HE.. MORE FUNNY THAN DRAMA... UH.. THE POINT IS IT IT BOTHERS ME FOR SOME REASON!!
    Okay!  Six more paragraphs to go for Act I.  I can do that.  Not happy about it.  What am I happy about it.  MANDANVI getting a chance to show his chops.  So far it hasn't translated to big Drama roles but people STILL watch OZ 2 decades later so YOU NEVER KNOW.  Plus HBO might bring OZ back!  Never know. ...And Just Like Oz.  THAT SORT OF THING.  I put the ellipsis on the wrong side of the title.  I CAN GET IN TROUBLE FOR THAT SORT OF THING.  I never watched Sex and/or The City!  It's possible I'm not the target audience.  ADD SOME MORE SOFT CORE PORNOGRAPHY.  Then maybe I'm slightly more the target audience.  SEX is in the title, though!  ANYTHING can happen. Sounds like I should watch it because YA NEVER KNOW WHEN, "SEX," MIGHT HAPPEN.  TITILLATING.  TIT is in Titillating.  MAN OH MAN.  Ugh.
    Wow.  GREAT NOW I'M BLEEDING.  All I did was bite my nail.  Now blood is coming out.  Middle finger right hand.  FULL DISCLOSURE.  So that's where I'm at right now.  It's not THAT bad.  I just feel like we should be completely honest with each other!  SURE WHY NOT.  It's one thing to be honest, but its another thing to share everything.  I can be honest without disclosing the Biting Nail Thing.  I dunno.  Withholding important information on purpose sounds like borderline dishonesty.  It's an interesting discussion topic nonetheless!  Kinda excited about finishing this paragraph and only having to write four more paragraphs.  Four is a relatively small number.  You're down to four paragraphs and the end is in sight.  The End Is Insight.  Is that a phrase.  Let's get some people working on that one.
    The End by The Doors was one of my ideas for a Closing Song after an Improvisation show.  I think people would enjoy that.  Look, I considered Every Song I Know for a Closing Song after a theoretical Improvisation show.  So me saying I considered The End by The Doors doesn't necessarily mean I seriously considered it.  So don't read too much into Me Saying I Considered It.  Why would you read too much into it.  What the Hell do you care.  Oh Okay Good.  Blood on my finger has CLOTTED in no time.  Been a couple of minutes and the blood is no longer running.  Still RED where nail used to be.  But I got nothing to worry about re: It bloodying up anything at all.  Huh.  "Bloodying," is a word.  That shouldn't surprise me.  Not sure what the alternative would be that's any better of a spelling.  Good.  WONDERFUL.  Bloodiing.  That doesn't work.  Nope.  Gotta be Bloodying FOR ME.   
    Eighth paragraph!  Good.  What do I do if I don't take Improve 301 Class.  HMM.  That's a tough one.  I can't just GIVE UP doing External Extra Curricular.  AH.  I can take Stand Up Class.  Same stand up class I took 4 or 5 years ago.  But taught by DIFFERING Person.  That's a pretty decent idea!  I'm gonna put that in the Pouch Thing.  Pouch Bucket.  Mostly used for New Knowledge but also there for New Ideas.  I gotta remember New Ideas, too, don't I?  Okay.  Haven't been doing any reading in about 2 or 3 months.  Last thing I read was Short Academic Comedy Book I got for Queens College Academic Comedy Class back in the day.  It's a GOOD THING I re-read that.  But now I should read more things.  BUT HOW.  Jeez.  ON TELEVISION SET I can re-watch All The Final Destinations.  I remember some of them.  There's the ones where they may or may not reach their Final Destinations.  I'm gonna be honest I don't remember them very well.
    Penultimate paragraph.  I can probably watch the latest Scream! but I haven't yet.  Not sure why.  I like that franchise on account of enjoying the films.  So you'd think if I could watch it I'd go ahead and do Just That.  So sure maybe I'll look into that maybe I won't either way you'll find out when the time is right for you to find out.  Anyway.  In the mid-to-late 2010's into the start of into the beginning 2020's I was reading a lot of autobiographies/memoirs about Comedy People and Music People.  Kinda feels like that informed my current Life Narrative of where I think about where I think about life right now.  For better or worse!  POSSIBLY FOR WORSE.  Kinda feels like it very well may have been For Worse!  Oh well that's Books for ya.  What book should I read to make Life Better.  BEASTIE BOYS BOOK?  THE VERY LARGE COFFEE TABLE BOOK that is impossible to read from start to finish?  YA JUST FLIP THROUGH IT and read several random pages here and there?  NOW AND LATER one might say?  It's possible!
    Ugh.  One more paragraph.  See how that goes.  Got a solid 3.5-4 hours off from writing the website after this paragraph!  That should be an enjoyable experience.  Not unlike finger blood clotting in RECORD time.  I don't have a coffee table in my room.  I got this coffee table book up on some sort of shelf like an idiot.  I guess it's better than having it sideways on a book case.  That'd make me look real stupid.  Amazing.  What's a good RECORD time.  I think the consensus is 30-40 minutes.  Probably closer to 35-40 minutes overall but then again these days a lot of people like a short, quick record.  LEMME LTURQ.  TOP INTERNET RESULTS IS SAYING 30-45 minutes, 35-60 minutes, 36-40 minutes... The point is we're not gonna settle anything right now!  Maybe later!  We'll settle something later!  I'll be back! 
  

while i'm at it now it's later

     HEY!  Writing Act II POST Dinner.  I ended up having Delicious Pizza.  Eggplanted Pizza.  The Genius Marijuana pill I took in the morning ended up making me feel kinda under the weather over the course of the entire day!  Didn't really like it!  Thusly I am drinking beer with Act II now instead of More Marijuanana!  Hmm.  Gotta try the Genius Marijuana pill again tomorrow morning. As the saying goes-- Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, NOW WE'RE TALKING.  Fool me three times, MARRY THAT PERSON.  Not sure what that means.  LOOK has my big toe on my left foot been in pain the last 48 hours SURE.  Not much I can do about it, though!  Just LIVE WITH IT.  Ugh.  My left foot.  Is that STAGE left.  Or AUDIENCE left.  Not sure what that means.  Played some guitar this afternoon.  You know. Chords.  Four chords or so at a time. Some Bm.  Bm.  JUST OCCURRED TO ME HOW FUNNY THAT CHORD NAME IS.  Where do they come up with this stuff!  I'm not big into scatological humor but a pun is a pun and you can't argue with the facts.  Well that's one paragraph for ya.
    Ugh.  Kinda feels like I can smoke some marijuana now.  Smokeable marijuana.  Still got some smokeable marijuana from months ago.  Gonna take that under advisement.  When was the last time I had an Academic Advisor.  Feels like it was SPRING 2017.  OH NO I'VE BEEN ACADEMICALLY ADRIFT FOR SEVEN YEARS.  HEY that reminds me of a good idea I had.  After finishing Improve 201 class I can take ANOTHER IMPROVE 201 CLASS AGAIN.  I have a feeling they'd probably let me!  Just re-up with the same level students but now I'VE GOT MORE EXPERIENCE POINTS SO I HOLD ALL THE CARDS.  And its presumably with a different teacher who goes their own way so I still get something new out of it.  Basically I'm a genius is the takeaway from that idea.  Just take Improv 201 a few dozen times in a row for the rest of my life!  THAT IS ONE WAY TO LIVE.
    Sure.  Feels like I'm predicting a relatively short life in that mathematical assessment of how many Improv 201 classes I'll be able to fit in The Rest Of My Life.  Oh well you take what you can get.  What can I get.  Gonna go get some saltines from the kitchen cabinet.  Oh okay that's good.  Hmm.  Figure I got Thursday coming up.  Yeah.  Great.  Slightly considering trying buying pre-roll joints from Marijuana Dispensary.  Wouldn't smoke entire joint at a time, though.  Somewhat defeating the purpose.  I'll defeat any purpose you throw out at me.  I don't care!  Don't bother me none.  What else is going on.  Not very happy with this Act Of Entry.  But then again Not very happy with my life.  So it's actually Very Well Written when you think about it because it's a METAPHOR for my life!
    Penultimate paragraph!  Two paragraphs to go.  I think I can watch some Talking Sopranos when this is over.  Steve Sharripa is on the left side of the screen.  Then we got Michael Imperioli on the right side of the screen.  Then when they have a guest the guest is on the bottom side of the screen.  METAPHOR FOR MY LIFE.  Hmm.  HOW COME we have left and right sides but TOP AND BOTTOM SIDES sounds wrong.  THESE WORDS, WE HAVE THESE WORDS, THESE WORDS... Anyway.  Yep.  Bm means B MINOR.  M stands for MINOR.  To distinguish it from MAJOR.  ...WHICH ALSO STARTS WITH, "M!"  IT MAKES NO SENSE. I'm talking about the things NO ONE ELSE is scared to touch!  Jeez.  Whose your favorite OZ.  I think I'm gonna go with either FATHER MUKADA or OFFICER LOPRESTI.  Why.  Doesn't matter!  Doesn't matter at all!  Shouldn't I pick some Prisoners to be Favorite OZ.  FINE.  How about either OMAR WHITE or KAREEM SAID.  DOESN'T MATTER.  DOESN'T MATTER AT ALL.
    Last paragraph!  Knock Knock.  Whose there.  Kareem Said.  Kareem Said Who.  Kareem Said for you to SHUT UP.  It's OZ HUMOUR you wouldn't get it.  Sorry.  I'm so sorry.  His name is pronunced SY-EED.  Spelled like the word, "Said."  IT'S THE BUILDING BLOCKS OF JOKES, YOU WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.  Anyway.  Gonna take like a half hour break after writing this paragraph until having to do a nice one-over for this entry.  See if I can make it more coherent.  No content editing!  Just some light add-a-word-here, subtract-a-word-there!  Make it more readable.  THAT sort of thing.  Anyway I dunno.  Maybe it's about time I re-evaluate what would be some good opening and closing songs to Improvisational Show.  I've got several more Improv Classes under my belt since the last time I Imagined It.  Hmm.  Something to think about.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-8:37 P.M.

Tuesday, November 14, 2023

Look What I Sort Of Did

     Hi!  I figure there's Ten Paragraphs Out There I can write even though I got Nothing To Say!  It's just a matter of putting them to paper.  What's the POINT exactly.  To get MY NAME out there.  I want people to think CRAZYSHEET.  He's PROLIFIC.  When PUSH COMES TO SHOVE he gets the job done!  "When Push Comes To Shove."  Shoving is more extreme than pushing.  When Push Becomes Shove is when you know things are getting serious!  You push someone, that's just RUDE.  You shove someone?  Now that's an act of aggression that can't be tolerated!  I like that Matchbox 20 song SHOVE.  Almost as good as that Matchbox 20 song 3 P.M.  THAT'S RIGHT I WENT THERE.  There was no shortage of times I could have chosen for Fake Matchbox 20 Song Title.  And the funny thing is NONE OF THEM would be funny.  So I went with 3 PM.  That's when you get off of school in K through 12.  I LOVE 3 PM.
   K means Kindergarten.  I LOVE KINDERGARTEN.  K means Special K which means I Wanna Say Ketamine??  I LOVE KETAMINE.  Is Special K the only drug that goes out of its way to praise the drug it is in its Drug Title.  Other drugs SELL THEMSELVES.  HOWEVER Special K feels like it has to make it clear that It's Good EveryTime You Say The Drug.  TRUST ME ON THIS, IT'S SPECIAL.  YOU'RE GONNA LOVE IT.  NEVER FORGET.  Ecstasy presumably causes Ecstasy.  I guess that's another one.  Hmm.  It's called Matchbox 20 because their ultimate goal was create 20 Good Songs.  THEY REACHED FOUR OR SO.  VERY respectable showing all things considered.  PLUS THEY STILL GOT TIME.  They should be VERY proud considering Their Dumb Name.  Hmm.  Why am I assuming That's Why Their Name.  WHY WOULDN'T IT BE WHY THEIR NAME.  It's what occurred to me Just Now.  CASE CLOSED.
    Whatever.  Not sure why I go out of my way to sprinkle parmesan cheese on Caesar Salad.  When it's made for me, FINE, I GET IT.  I'll eat it!  But when I make it myself, I DON'T GET IT.  Oh.  It adds flavor and texture.  I GET IT.  Well there goes That Riff.  CAN Kellogg's SUE Special K The Drug.  Gonna be tough but they could try I guess.  Not sure why.  They benefit form Special K The Drug.  People gonna wanna eat the Breakfast Cereal more because of positive associations with the drug!  Whatever!  I don't care anymore!  We still got some Halloween Candy! Several TWIX.  Several pouches of Original Flavored M and/or Ms!  Hmm.  Are we as a society eating Fun Sized Candy in one bite or two.  What's the consensus on this.  There IS NO consensus on this.  SURELY there's differing opinions.  YEAH. 
    Wow!  Well it's more like A DOZEN OR TWO bites.  I meant one BITEFUL or two.  But we're biting down several times PER BITEFUL.  You know what I mean!  I haven't had cereal in a while but if I did this is how I would have done it-- eat Frosted Flakes.  Oh Okay Good.  I can't see myself in good conscience taking Improve 301 UCB Class.  Unless My Skillset greatly improves over the course of the next 5 classes.  Maybe it will!  SOLID 20% chance My Skillset Improves enough over the next 2 months!  But IF IT DOESN'T I'd be a weight dragging down everyone else in an Improve 301 class.  I CAN'T DO THAT TO MY FELLOW MAN.  Wouldn't be fair!  I dunno.  Classes are 14 people.  ONE PERSON can't drag everyone down THAT much.  IF ANYTHING maybe they'lld appreciate some sort of Security Weight.  It's a SAFETY weight.  It's for THEIR OWN well being and or protection and it adds some sort of TRAINING WHEELS type vibe to the class or something.  Oh okay good.
    Fifth paragraph.  Yeah!  Probably gonna take another Chill Pill this afternoon.  Starting with Act II!  Lasting me well into the night!  Try out GENIUS PILL tomorrow.  See how that works.  What else is going on and crap.  GOOD ON THEM for making Marijuana Pills and naming one variety Chill.  Chill Pill. And they don't even draw attention to calling it a Chill Pill themselves.  They leave it TO US to figure out that it's a, "Chill Pill!"  Wonderful!  WELL the good news is I have about 14 OZ of OZ Episodes left.  WHAT NEXT.  I could see myself enjoying some other sort of DRAMATIC Television Series I've watched before but WHAT.  Has enough time passed since I've, "The Wired," it up?  I guess I have no choice in the matter one way or the other.  I may HAVE to, "The Wire," it up REGARDLESS of whether enough time has passed!  Not sure I'm happy that, "Passed," is a word.  We MAY have to be saying, "Past," even when we are normally saying, "Passed."  WHY.  Don't ask, "Why," ask, "WHY NOT." !!!
    Halfway through Act I presumably.  Is Matchbox 20's, "Push," a Drug Needle reference.  It's possible all songs are about Heroin.  That's what I've come to understand in my life.  Is the Beatles, "In My Life," about Heroin.  One assumes so.  Shove sounds like a Drug Needle reference.  PUSH, I dunno!  That's for Matchbox 20 to decide.  Anyway.  I Shove myself the night before my Improvment class consistently for the each of the dozen classes I've taken.  Can't have unruly facial hair!  WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY.  How is Special K consumed.  Is it something you spike a cigarette with.  That's my first guess.  It's my only guess!  If I'm wrong SO BE IT.  Not gonna bother with making back up guess I GOT THINGS TO DO AND PLACES TO BE.  Internet says it can be Swallowed, Smoked, or Injected.  INTERNET MIGHT BE PROVIDING ME WITH A DEEP FAKE THOUGH.  What do I know.  Could be a FALSE FLAG.  CAN'T TRUST NOTHING AT ALL these days.
     Huh.  I don't know anything about Special K but my association is its one of those drugs that Nobody Wants To Take.  Sorta in the class of drugs where it's like yeah this drug exists but only for people to take accidentally or for it to be given purposely by people to fuck with you.  Could be wrong about it!  "Special K," sounds unpleasant but, "Ketamine," sounds NOT HALF BAD.  Anyway.  When I googled how is special k consumed the top question that popped up on Google was, "How do you eat Special K cereal?"  I AM VERY CONCERNED WITH THE STATE OF THE WORLD I THINK.  Then again I MYSELF eat cereal in an unconventional way so IF ANYTHING I'm on board with this question more than most!  I don't use spoon for cereal.  I USE FINGERS.  But I still disagree with ASKING this question.  Use your own judgment!  You should KNOW other people use spoons.  Figure out FOR YOUSELF what you wanna do re: Spoons or not For Cereal!  THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT.
    Eighth paragraph.  So that's good!  A lot of cereal you're gonna NEED a spoon.  We'll cross that bridge when we get there.  Unless the bridge is broken.  Then we're stuck on this side of the bridge.  Oh well!  Not such a bad place to be!  Let's make lemons out of lemonade.  This side of the bridge AIN'T SUCH A BUMMER.  Whatever.  Anyway!  Not gonna see The Marvels this week but YA KNOW WHAT?  Maybe I see it NEXT week!  I got Improve Class off a week from this weekend for ThanksGivingAndWhatknot Break.  So I can Populate that upcoming week with A FILM experience!  Improve 201 Class Session, The Marvels Film Experience...  More or less the same thing.  Anyway.  I'm concerned that the three leads are women.  Are there any role models for ME: A MAN in the movie?  I think Samuel L. Jackson is in it.  Are there any role models for ME: A WHITE MAN?  I think there's a CAT in it.  Are there any role models for ME: A WHITE MAN: ALSO NOT A CAT?
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  What if... hear me out... what if instead of The Marvels being three women... what if they were two and a half men.  And we made it a sitcom.  And I still didn't care about it.  JUST SPIT BALLING HERE.  WHERE does the phrase Spit Balling come from and WHY does it sound disgusting based on First Instincts Of Thinking About Where It Might Come From.  Let's check internet on Origin of Spitballing.  DAMNIT IT COMES FROM BASEBALL.  THE PITCH, "THE SPITBALL."  I was WORRIED that might be the case.  I considered it and thought THAT'S NOT GROSS I HOPE IT'S NOT THAT.  I don't know what I was imagining.  Oh well.  Such is life.  I mean I guess The Spitball presumably involves Pitcher Spitting On Baseball.  That's kind of gross!  But there's a PURPOSE behind it.  It's spitting for a greater good!  Whatever.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Wonderbar.  Let's see.  I assume The Marvels will still be in theatres next week.  Gotta assume something.  If we lose Our Assumptions then WE'VE LOST EVERYTING.  Anyway.  Are The Marvels friends outside of work.  I guess you gotta see the movie to find out.  I really gotta do some laundry today.  I'm down to No Clean Shirts.  Sounds like it's a slam dunk case for having to do laundry today and absolutely not putting it off another day.  You'd think so wouldn't you.  Sitcom. It's called a sitcom because they're like YOU'RE GONNA WANNA SIT DOWN WHEN YOU HEAR THIS.  ARE YOU READY?  IT'S CALLED TWO AND A HALF MEN.  Either that or it's short for Situation.  I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE I'M NOT IN THE BUSINESS.  I do watch the business from on my Television Set.  So I'm Business ADJACENT.  Anyway I'll be back soon!    
                 

you know it!

     Hi, friends!  Time to write probably five more paragraphs.  That'll be fine.  Then I got roughly four hours of Television Time spiced with the experience of eating some Dinner and whatknot.  YEAH.  I feel like Spice is another drug that you only take inadvertently.  SPICE may or may not be A Real Drug and/or A Consistently Defined Drug.  May mean DIFFERENT THINGS across space and/or time.  RIGHT NOW in THIS CORNER OF THE WORLD I feel like it would mean BATH SALTS.  What do I know, though!  THIRTY TWO PERCENT OF THINGS, THAT'S ABOUT IT.  If I snorted Crushed Red Pepper what's the worst that could happen.  Probably should be asking myself what's THE BEST that could happen if I were seriously considering doing it.  Otherwise WHAT THE HELL is my motivation for doing it in the first place.  TO TRY NEW THINGS.  I feel like we're on the verge of that being a new culinary trend.  Part of a Fancy Meal is snorting something.  Something reasonable to snort?  Something dumb?  Who cares!  It's a win either way!
     Smelling is tasting.  That's what people are always telling us!  So why shouldn't Snorting be part of an Appetizer.  Also For Dessert you just look at a Pornography Magazine.  I miss tooth picks on the way out from restaurants.  Some restaurants have toothpicks in a bowl in the lobby for you on the way out!  That's the PERFECT capper to a Fine Dining Experience.  Maybe for practical reasons I guess.  IMHO 5% Practical reasons, 45% for Fun reasons, 50% for Aesthetic reasons.  It's FUN, but really it just LOOKS COOL to have a toothpick hanging out your mouth.  Kids with toothpicks are the coolest kids there are!  Anyway.  What else is going on.  My parents instilled in me the idea to NOT indulge in things in the lobby in restaurants on the way out.  UNCLEAN!  Sometimes they got bowls of MINTS or maybe even SMALL COOKIES.  Shouldn't eat those things.  Not wrapped separately!  Just all touching each other!  If someone takes one they might be touching all of them!  Could be infected with GOD ONLY KNOWS as the Beach Boys would say.  That's what that song was about.  Bowl of loose mints.  Or maybe Heroin.  Hard to say.
    I took tooth picks though anyway.  GOTTA STRIKE OUT ON MY OWN at some point.  BE MY OWN MAN.  Take some CHANCES.  Not sure the logic behind having free mints on the way out.  I already paid for my food.  YOU'VE WON.  Not gonna get any more out of me at this point!  WHAT FOOLS.  Also I just realized the mints I'm imagining aren't quite Sucking Mints.  They're chewing mints.  Kinda like mini Minty MiniMarshmallows but Not Quite Marshmallows.  Hmm.  What The Hell ARE These Things.  Just occurred to me I MAY NOT KNOW WHAT THEY ARE because ON ACCOUNT OF I never had them.  The attributes I imagine them having are shaped mostly by my imagination!  I don't KNOW what's real or not about these things!  Hmm.  What's important is I speculate about them ALL THE SAME.  Ugh.  I see crazysheet.net isn't loading on the internet today.  Gonna give it another 24 hours or so.  Then contact technical support!
    Wonderful.  Don't people say they'll have a snort of brandy or something if they're just gonna drink Brandy.  Ya SNORT some Flasked Alcohol and whatknot.  Gonna have to look into that.  I looked into it.  It means what I said it meant.  Now my life is BETTER with that being confirmed.  ALRIGHT!  How will I ENJOY my life being better now?  HMM.  Think I'll watch some more, "We're The Sopranos! Podcast!" tonight possibly.  Gotta figure out a way to enjoy my life more than I would have enjoyed it otherwise SOMEHOW.  IS BRANDY ALIVE.  Not sure why I doubt Brandy: The Singer from 2.5 decades ago is alive.  Just got a hunch she may be dead.  Why get on my case about my feelings.  I don't pass judgment on you for your guesses about who may be alive and who have past away!  Anyway.  Brandy is alive.  I guess I'm upset that I was wrong about her being dead, but that's balanced out with me being happy FOR HER and her friends and close ones for being alive.  All in all?  A plus!!
    Last paragraph!  Family, too.  They LOVE her being alive!  Yeesh.  Am I high?  I took pill fourty five minutes ago.  Guess I'm kind of high.  Wasn't really thinking about it.  Was too busy Not Writing Very Well.  That was taking up a lot of my attention.  Ugh.  Think I'm gonna have Steak tonight.  Brandy was SOLID in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer.  Was she The Surprise Killer?  YES.  Watch the movie yourself if you don't believe me!  SHE TURNS OUT TO BE TEH SURPRISE MYSTERY KILLER.  Watch the movie with that information, you'll end up loving it, right?  Something along those lines.  Because you've been TRICKED.  Got psyched out by one of my patented TRICK-OUT moves there!!  If I remember correctly the Surprise Mystery Killer turns out to be just the killer from the first movie.  WOW.  WHAT A SURPRISE.  THE GUY FROM BEFORE.  WOW.  SHOCKING.  No spoilers.  Ugh.  We thought he was dead.  Or something.  But he wasn't.  That's why it's a surprise.  The point is I CAN'T RUIN THE MOVIE FOR YOU, IT'S MEDIOCRE.  You can't ruin something that's mediocre!  IT ALREADY ISN'T GOOD.
    One more bonus paragraph.  I can't ruin the movie with spoilers because most or all of the spoilers are LIES.  Anyway.  It's a serviceable movie!  The I Can't Believe It's Not Summer sequel!  There's nothing quite WRONG with it.  Just isn't GREAT.  Whatever.  What else do I got going on for me.  Is it possible I figure out something Great to watch on Television tonight?  I doubt it!  But maybe if I put in the time and effort I COULD figure something out.  It's just a matter of PUTTING THE WORK IN.  I'm too quick to give up before even trying!  GOTTA BROWSE ALL THE STREAMING SERVICES MUCH MUCH HARDER than I've been doing in the recent past.  Only THEN will my recreational TV time enjoyment be properly unlocked.  Everyone browses half heartedly.  Takes a rare breed to browse WITH INTENT.  It's a muscle that must be TRAINT.  It's a skill that has to be LEARNT.  Probably.  Maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe I'm wrong about everything.  I'll see ya tomorrow! 

-5:22 P.M.
   

Monday, November 13, 2023

Would You Write This If I Were You

     Hey, friends!  Monday Morning Entry! GET READY FOR SOME BORING.  The Boring Identity featuring Matthew Damon.  The plan is to write entries each day for the rest of the week!  Monday through Thursday.  That's Weekly Creative Doings JUST LIKE nighttime chat news comedy shows.  So I feel I'm in good company Doing Outputting mondays through Thursdays.  There's ME.  There's TELEVISION. ...  Anyway.  This week I am trying out Marijuana Pills.  All out Pills!  IN PILLULAR FORM.  Most gummies or pill are 10 Units of THC.  IGOTMEA 20 Pill Pack of, "Chill," THC Pills which are 5 Units Of THC.  ALSO GOTMEA  4 Pack, of "Genius," THC Pills which are 2.5 THC. Chills, "Mellows," you out.  Put on your Mellow Soundtrack on Apple Playlist with that one. Listen to the sounds of yesteryear.  Genius Pills makes you FOCUS or SOMETHING OF THE SORT.  Might wanna go ahead and design and order a playlist from scratch on Apple Soundtrack when you're on GENIUS pills.  ANYWAY I tried the CHILL PILL yesterday.  Was pretty good!  I DIDN'T GO MAD or have MY LIFE TURN INTO A LIVING HELL.  So it couldn't have been THAT bad.  Might try taking a Genius Pill with Entry writing or POSSIBLY even during Improve class as its got a low THC dose and ITS JUST A PILL. Didn't take anything for Act I Right Now.  Yeah!
    Okay.  Watched more OZ and Talking Sopranos.  Still got a whole lot of them to go.  Not happy about it.  I want to abandon watching both of those things.  Too unenjoyable.  What's am I supposed to get out of them about them.  I get it.  There's dream sequences in The Sopranos.  What do you want me to do about it!  Also I get it.  They're in prison in OZ.  It's sad!  They want to leave but they can't.  Not my problem!  Hmm.  I think OZ came about a couple of years before The Sopranos and everyone was like HOLY SHIT.  OZ.  THIS IS THE GREATEST THING TV CAN EVER DO.  And then Sopranos came about and everyone was like WHAT THE FUCK.  OZ IS CRAP COMPARED TO THIS.  WHAT WERE WE THINKING.  FUCK OZ.  OZ IS NOTHING.  SOPRANOS IS KING.  Anyway.  Took my Third of Eighth 202 Improve class yesterday.  Went okay!  I held my own at a solid C- rate on a class by class basis.  On an overall HOW GOOD AM I AT IMPROVE rating I am at a solid NOPE rating.  Still not on track to be a Professional Improvisor somehow.  So there's THAT.
    Not sure what I'm on track to be other than NOTHING.  Michael Oher.  He's the Blind Side guy.  Oher than that I don't know much about him.  Hmm.  Got my official weigh in with Endocrinologist last week.  Amazing!  I was 5-10 pounds lighter than I Expected.  We're talkin' I'm About As Overweight As The Average American.  We're talkin I'm 3 pounds over the Dividing Line between Healthy and Overweight.  Sounds like Average American to me.  Sounds like I can stand to lose another 10-15 pounds.  Then we're sitting Gravy.  Not sure that's an expression.  Sure it is.  When you're sitting in gravy.  That means everything is going well for you.  I DON'T LIKE gravy.  Brown gravy.  Disgusting.  I don't like when Italian people call tomato sauce gravy.  I'm fine with tomato sauce but if you call tomato sauce gravy I WON'T EAT IT.  That's where I draw the line.  What line. THE LINE THAT SHANT BE CROSSED.  NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.
    Okay.  Lotta Movies out there in the theater!  Obviously the Martin Score-Says-He movie is good but I ain't gonna see that Monstrosity of a film.  It's seven hours long.  That's Thirty to SEVENTY bathroom breaks.  Maybe The Marvels film.  We'll see how it goes.  Are The Marvels part of the DC universe or The Marvel Universe.  Gotta see the movie to find out.  I DON'T LIKE IT  Anyway.  Trying to cycle back around to Start Of Simpsons.  As of now I've watched Season I Episode I.  NOT BAD.  They get Santa's Little Helper.  Which I'm not sure what it means.  The dog Helps Santa.  With what, though?  Dispersing Christmas Joy and Cheer?  And is Little at it?  Hmm.  I feel like turning 35 in a month is terrible.  Kinda feels like a Midlife Crisis may be in the cards.  70 is Dead Time.  I don't like it.  On the other hand who am I to complain.  A person with agency and feelings.  WRONG.
     Huh.  What else do I got going for me.  Probably not gonna do anything for Christ's Mass this year.  Possibly will have Immediate Family Thanksgiving.  We're talkin PARENTS.  We're talkin BROTHER most likely.  We're talkin ME.  Hmm.  Popeyes has commercials advertising CAJUN TURKEY.  That commercial SPOKE TO ME.  As well as millions others.  BUT I GOT THE MESSAGE LOUD AND CLEAR.  As well as thousands others.  Anyway that's not gonna happen for me.  Just gonna have to give that dream up.  Whatever.  What's going on in the wide world of TV.  IF I reach some sort of Target Weight DO I start having lunches again.  Haven't been having lunches in a month or A MONTH AND ONE FOURTH.  That's a tough one.  I THINK it'd be tough.  The rate I'm losing weight, if I start having all out lunches again, it wouldn't bring me back to Neutral-- It'd make me start gaining weight!  I'D GO FROM LOSING HALF A POUND A WEEK TO GAINING HALF A POUND A WEEEK ROUGHLY MORE OR LESS.  LIKE SOME SORT OF ASSHOLE.  Oh well.  That's YOUR problem not MINE.
     Whatever.  Dropped off some laundry at laundromat this morning.  Or did I drop off the laundromat at the laundry.  That's one of those, "How does English even work!" questions.  Gotta pick whichever up this afternoon!  Probably would have started Act II around 3:00 PM BUT now I'm gonna push it back an hour or hour and a half until AFTER picking up laundry.  WHAT THE HELL.  Hmm.  Been getting small cups of water with no ice AT SAME TIME as when I get iced coffee lately.  About half the time!  I dunno why!  I feel PARCHED Before When I get my coffee in the morning.  Such that ICED COFFEE wouldn't quite satisfy me enough.  WANT SOME EXACT WATER that would quench my thirst.  They don't mind!  They give it for free TO ANYONE!  Especially me!  I'm one of their top several DOZEN customers of the year!  ANYWAY.  Today I asked for it without a top to the cup.  They said THEY GOTSTA give me the top to the cup.  INSURANCE reasons.  Not a fan.  Just threw it out myself.  JUST SINGLE HANDEDLY RUINED THE ENVIRONMENT.  Way to go... whose the guy who owns Starbucks? ...HOWARD SHULTZ???
    Amazing.  WOULD Starbucks be as successful or more successful if it were named SHULTZ.  Or SHULTZES.  Hmm.  Starbucks itself means nothing.  After decades of association IN MY BRAIN it kinda associates with coffees and whatknot.  But when ya think about it there is NO CONCRETE connection between the, "WORD," Starbucks and coffee.  WHY NOT JUST CALL IT, "SHULTZ."  I'd be happy to associate SHULTZ with Coffee in alternate universe!  That's one way to go about your business. Gonna grab me a Shultz.  Iced Macchiato.  At the local Shultz.  Whatever.  What else do I got going on in my life.  Seventh paragraph!  If I write 10 as is the plan 3.5 Paragraph to go to go.  Hmm.  Huh.  Entry hasn't been as bad as I worried it would be.  So far.  I thought it'd be TWO OUT OF TEN.  It's been THREE OUT OF TEN.  YES.  I pronounce it Starb Ucks.  You wouldn't notice it unless you were looking for it.  You might not even notice it then!  IN FACT NEVER MIND ABOUT THE ENTIRE THING.  STAR BUCKS SHOULDN'T EXIST AT ALL.
    What else is up.  When's the last time I flipped over my Physical Calendar.  I'm gonna guess it's stuck at August.  Next guess is September.  Then my next guess is July.  Hmm.  Shuold I guess July over September?  NO.  TOO LATE.   Let's see!  IT WAS JULY.  Amazing.  In a way aren't we all stuck on July.  Probably not.  Probably just me.  Gonna flip the page to August for a week and then September for a few days and then October for a couple of days.  I want to catch up to correct month but SLOWLY BUT SURELY.  It's be too much of a SHOCK to go straight to November.  We wanna EASE OUR WAY IN to the correct month.  Don't wanna FORCE it.  So that's good.  How was CHILL PILL yesterday?  Was okay, I think!  Was half the dosage of regular Gummies.  Seemed pretty pleasant.  Lasted a while.  Unfortunately I wasted it watching Unpleasant OZES and TALKIN' SOPRANOS.  What are pleasant and exciting things to watch.  There must be probably pleasant things on TV to watch.  I just don't know WHAT.
     Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Sure!  I don't know what CAJUN means.  I think it means SPICES.  Pepper.  Just heavily Salted and Peppered.  CAJUN.  DOWN HOME COOKING.  SEVERAL DIFFERENT KINDS OF SPRINKLED BLACK PEPPER.  BOOM ya got Cajun Thanksgiving.  Any good Thanksgiving films coming out this year.  Hmm.  IS Friday a part of Thanksgiving.  I say yes.  Maybe that's an unpopular opinion.  That's okay!  We're allowed to disagree with each other.  FOR NOW.  Oh I know.  Pumpkin Spiced Latte.  That's a Thankinsgiving Film.  Not sure if I've ever had Pumpkin or Pumpkin flavored anything.  I don't like the taste of Pumpkin!  I may have never tasted Pumpkin but I'm pretty sure I don't like the taste of Pumpkin.  Gotta go with my gut on this one.  Probaly had something where Pumpkin GOOP was mixed in along with something else.  DANGIT.  Here I live my life trying to avoid Pumpkins and then somewhere along the way they mix in Pumpkin Goop into something else I ate.  LIFE IS UNFAIR.  LET'S COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Probably just one more act today.  Probably with some sort of marijuana pill!  See how that goes.  Could be okay.  Hmm.  Maybe get a haircut at some point in a week or three.  It's not necessary.  But when is a haircut ever necessary.  Sometimes.  How do you EVER decide HEY OUT OF NOWHERE A HAIRCUT IS NECESSARY.  Yesterday I Looked In The Mirror And Solidly Didn't Need A Haircut.  Today I Looked In The Mirror And Now I Could Use A Haircut.  What's THE DEAL with things.  Let's see.  The important thing is I may or may not enjoy the rest of the day.  Walking could be good or bad!  TV TIME could be good or bad!  ACT II could be good or bad!  I HAVE NO IDEA.  I got a good feeling that it will be between a 3 and 7 out of 10 day.  Not sold that it could be a seven.  Probably between a 3 and 6.  COULD BE A SEVEN though.  That's where me saying it will be between a 3 and 7 day comes from.  YEAH. SEE YA A LITTLE BIT LATER.
   

i figure i'm stupid

     Hey.  The Boring Identity.  That's One For The Ages if I ever heard one!  Anyway I took a Chill Pill 10 and/or 15 minutes ago.  Should be kicking in 10 and/or 15 minutes from 5 and/or 10 minutes ago.  I GOT A NEW CALENDAR.  Drug store delivered us some Drugs.  Threw in a 2024 calendar.  The THEME of the calendar is, "Scenes of New York."  For example for the first month DECEMBER 23 there's no Text Description but it looks like that Arch in Washington Square Park.  Maybe there's more famous arches in New York which this might be.  I know there's an Arch in The WSP as far as I know no one has ever called it.  Seems like there might be other Arches around.  There's an NYPD car prominently parked by the Arch in the picture.  EVEN WHILE JUST LOOKING AT A CALENDAR AM I UNDER SURVEILLANCE.  I get NO RELIEF from the Police State.  Pictures can observe you, right?  You can observe them.  So thanks to the TRANSITORY PROPERTY OF SCIENCE they can observe us.
     Yeah!  Gonna have a light sup tonight!  Either turkey sandwich or Chicken Ceasar Salad.  I know his name is Caesar but I feel like Ceasar is an accepted alternate spelling.  There's absolutely no reason for it to be an accepted spelling other than The Dictionary People just throwing their hands up in the air and being like FINE IF PEOPLE WANNA NOT CARE TO SPELL IT RIGHT WHATEVER LET THEM HAVE THEIR MISTAKE SPELLING WE JUST DON'T CARE ANYMORE.  Makes sense.  Dictionary People under a lot of stress these days!  WHO ISN'T.  Possibly A Lot Of People.  Most people feel stress.  Maybe AI doesn't feel stress.  I know it's been a cliche joke where robots are like why was I designed to feel pain but when ya think about it I THINK WE SHOULD start designing robots to feel pain.  LET'S GET THE BALL ROLLING on that.  That'll keep them in line a little bit!
     Robots!  It's US or THEM.  What side ARE YOU ON.  Can't we all just get along.  That's what Robot Rodney King said when Robocops were beating him.  Well it was probably 80% Regular Cops and 20% Robocops.  Robocops were beating Robo Rodney King to show off for the Humanoid Cops.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  I feel like I've never seen a Robocop movie.  Well, you've seen one, you've seen 'em all.  WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.  ALL ROBOCOPS look the same to you?  HOW DARE YOU.  ANYWAY.  That's the problem, though!  I haven't seen EVEN ONE Robocop.  So I HAVEN'T, "Seen 'em all!"  How come besides in fiction there's no real push for Robots to take Police Jobs.  I'd like to see that in The Reality.  Probably.  Haven't thought about it much.  Either as In Earnest or as In Jest.  Well Right Wing Assholes like being cops too much to push people around.  They'd be real upset if Robots Replaced Them!  So that's why it's not happening.  Oh okay that's good.
     Hmm.  Anyway.  What else do I got going on for me today.  Watched several OZ.  Just occurred to me-- PLURAL OF OZ is OZ.  It's probably not actually accurate but for fun's sake let's go with that for now.  The thing you have to understand about OZ is that they live inside a building.  They can go from room to room and YES they spend lots of times in hallways and lobbies between rooms but they don't go outside at all!  What will I watch for the rest of the night.  HEY I KNOW.  How about some sort of Adult Cartoons.  People seem to enjoy those.  A Classmate asked me if I've seen the new season of Rick &/v Morty.  I SAID, "NO."  Because I wanted to convey Accurate Information in my response.  Not sure he was happy with my reaction!  If I HAD to guess I would say he was SADDENED.
    Well, great, anyway, what else.  Bob's Burgers is hardly even about THE BURGERS.  It's more about Bob and his Family and friends.  It's called His Burgers but that's a classic example of Misdirection.  Orange Julius Ceasar Salad is a classic lunch combo.  I'd drink some orange juice with a greens salad.  I MIGHT BE ONTO SOMETHING THERE.  Especially if you add some vodka in there.  Into the drink, into the salad, whatever!  Even better-- if you add MORE than just some vodka.  It's what Caesar would have wanted IMHO!  Gotta give Ceasar what he wants!  HE'S TEH BOSS!  Whether we like it or not.  I think a lot of people don't like it.  They may be up to something about it.  I read a Shakespeare about it!  More or less.  I remember scanning over the words and, "Getting," possibly 10% of what I was reading.  That's THE BARD for you.  Anyway!  I'll be back tomorrow!

-6:00 P.M.

Monday, November 6, 2023

You Don't Need To Tell Me

     Hey, friends!  I started a new kind of Marijuana Gummie.  I spell Gummy with an IE.  The canister insists that it's good for Creativity.  Interesting!  Gonna help what with my Brain Electricity and whatknot!  Gonna activate The Shocks and everything.  Not all at once.  Take some time to exercise each Shock Muscle.  ANYWAY The Chicago White Sox CAN AND SHOULD BE ABBREVIATED, "SHOX," A.K.A. pronounced, "SHOCKS."  Look, I'm Thinking More Creatively Already!  MARIJUANA Gummies are more like taking Pills than smoking.  Which SUCKS.  Less fun!  More Serious!  The SICK AND ELDERLY take pills!  Meanwhile The YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS smoke things.  Which side would you rather be on.  Not sure I'm happy about the, "Restless," part, though.   A Festlessivus For the Restless-of-us.  People enjoy references!  HEY I made it all the way to the end of Season ONE of Oz and there are many VIRTUOUS people among the cast of characters.  There's THE GUY IN A WHEEL CHAIR.  How bad can be be HE'S GOT NO WORKING LEGS.  Everyone knows 100 % of All The Bad Things That Prisoners Do is related to Their Legs And Feet.  If you're in a wheelchair it's IMPOSSIBLE for you to perform wrong or illegal acts.
    Kicking.  Foot Fucking, illicit hopscotch, the underground world series of footsie, European and South American and Asian and Australian and African and Middle Eastern and Non-America-North-American... Foot Ball.  MORE examples of bad Feet Actions.  Feels like I'm missing a continent that plays Soccer.  Lost city of Atlantis.  Gotta imagine there were lots of violence riots based on upsetting Soccer Results in the lost city of Atlantis back in its heyday!  Hmm.  There's a Lost City Of  AtlantA.  It's in Georgia.  I FOUND IT.  OH I KNOW.  Arctic Circle and/or Antarctica.  Gotta imagine they play European/South American/Asian/Austrlaian/Middle Eastern/Non-American-North American/African Foot Ball on those Sheets Of Ice as well, too!  Ugh.  Hmm.  CAN you play Ice Soccer.  IS THAT a thing.  Yes.  Only They make it a puck so that it glides easier.  It's called hockey.  Hockey has STICKS.  You ain't KICKIN PUCKS!!!  Gotta imagine we should be Kickin' Pucks though.  Whatever.
       The more disabled a person is the better they are!  That's why Stephen Hawking was voted the sexiest man of the century!  Anwyay.  THAT'S an appropriate name for Stephen Hawking.  ALWAYS HAWKING: the verb HIS BULLSHIT SCIENTIFIC THEORIES.  That's what I'd have called my autobiography if I were him: that guy.  What NONSENSE.  Shameless self promoter.  I'm gonna self promote myself.  I started out as Writer Of First Draft Of This Entry but now I'm gona make myself Vice President In Charge Of The Week of Website.  And NOW I'm gonna make myself CEO of Month.  And NOW I'm gonna self promote myself to KING OF ENTIRE WEBSITE SITE.  WOW.  Hmm.  How common is Self Demotion.  Gotta imagine if Self Promoting is a common theme, there's a lot of Self Demoting out there, too!  Hey This Paragraph Is Out There in the internet, but lemme SCALE IT BACK A BIT.  It was ERRANTLY POSTED AND READ.  Gonna have to re-evaluate and maybe take some things back down.
    Self Demoting is when instead of Self Promoting and saying Hey Check out my band you're going Hey did you check out my band because that wasn't wise you really shouldn't have and actually now I don't even have a band anymore I demoted myself from having a band to not having a band.  More or less!  Sort of!  YOU figure it out.  I could still have the band in Self Demotion, I'm just DISCOURAGING people from wanting to EXPERIENCE it.  I'll admit IT'S AN IMPERFECT riff.  What exactly is a perfect riff?  I could give you some tablature about the perfect riff but I think we both agree that would be in poor taste.  Huh.  There's some new Disneyworld/Disney Park Ride DocuSerie Episodes I can watch available on Disney: It's A Plus now!  I like it.  I think the Log Flume is one episode on there!  That's a Splash & A Half.  Even when you're just sitting in the Log and you're not wet at all it's KIND OF REFRESHING being so CLOSE to exposed water. There's no touching but you get a sense of refreshment nonetheless!  That's been my Log Flume Riding Experience.  THE LOG gets wet.  I can live vicariously THROUGH THE LOG.
     Yeah!  It's called The Young And The Restless but what about people who are JUST young or people who are JUST restless.  I don't think they should be left out completely because they DO share some of the same qualities and/or attributes as people who are BOTH Young and Restless.  Gonna be SOME OVERLAP even if you make the show less exclusive.  What's going on again.  I don't know what, "Restless," means!  My first instinct is it means Antsy, "Hey, let's get the show going.  I want this miniature activity to end.  Gotta keep the day moving.  My second instinct is "Hey, I need sleep.  I am Restless.  I am less Rest.  Ress Less.  Restmore.  John Restmore, famous guy.  He designed Mount Rushmore.  And the Rest is history.  More on this at 11."  I feel like 11 has got a lot more character than the word November.  I'm gonna think of this month as ELEVEN and not as NOVEMBER.  Well, not anymore.  I thought of it just then.  Kinda got it out of my system.
     Sixth paragraph!  There's a brand new The Marvels movie coming out called... wait.  IT'S CALLED The Marvels.  When I said The Marvels the first time I was trying to Use A Sarcastic And/Or Ironic Tone To Say, "There's a new Marvel..." BUT THEY BEAT ME TO IT AND NAMED THE MOVIE THAT.  Anyway.  They used Intergalactic by Them Beastie Boys in the trailer so they got my attention!  Also they had trailers for 2.5 minutes IN MOVIE THEATERS while I was there seeing other movies.  Hard not pay attention to things in those scenarios, either!  I wasn't a fan with the way they cut up the song, though.  They edited badly it in such a way where HELLO NASTY must be ROLLING OVER HIS GRAVE.  Okay! That's what Restless means!  When you're rolling over in your grave.  Not really a good definition.  Maybe a good EXAMPLE, though!  Anyway.  I'll see ya later!

-4:00 P.M.     

Thursday, November 2, 2023

Well It's Something Anyway

     Hi!  Just watched the 12 minute Documentary on the new The Beatles song Now And Then.  It's a good song!  I don't care what anybody says, I say The Beatles are BETTER than as much as HALF of the bands out there.  They're no GREEN DAY but they can hold their own when it counts.  When does it count?  When their music is playing!  Doesn't count so much when They're Just Standing Around.  Maybe The Beatles can hold their own when they're just standing around but that doesn't really concern me much one way or the other!  Who can follow this shit.  YOU AND I and NO ONE ELSE.  Let's rank the Beatles but the Twist this time is we rank all 8 names of the Beatles.  Separate the first and last names.  Hmm.  I think John takes the top spot.  Then comes McCartney.  Hmm.  Let me write the rest of the entry.  Then we'll come back to this.
     New GREEN DAY song was released today, too!  Green Day is good but they're no TAKING BACK SUNDAY.  I think I rightfully assumed Taking Back Sunday was a Christian Rock Band when I was younger.  Then I discovered I was wrong.  Hmm.  Sounds like I WASN'T, "Rightfully," assuming that then.  WRONG!-- I WAS rightfully assuming it even though I was wrong!.  Because THEY WERE WRONG to have that name and not be a Christian Rock Band!  And Two Wrongs make a Right here as they almost always do!  Hey here's a Brain Teaser, Do Two Rights Make A Wrong?  Hmm.  I think so.  WE GET IT, YOU'RE VIRTUOUS.  Leave me alone with it!  You just lost some points in my book!  Not impressed!  Now you're going on the Nautical List.  Why does Santa need a Naughty List.  Just keep a Nice List of nice kids to give presents to.  You don't need a list of people NOT to give presents to.  It's a binary system!  If they're not on one list YOU CAN ASSUME they're on the other list. 
    MAYBE THERE IS middle ground between Nice and Naughty.  Naughty people get coal.  Nice people get Nice Things.  Gotta figure some people just Get NOTHING.  Or maybe something that isn't quite Nice but isn't quite Coal.  Huh.  Santa left me a PINE CONE.  THAT'S WEIRD.  Or how about HEY WHAT'S IN THE BOX UNDER CHRISTMAS TREE.  LEMME TEAR THIS OPEN.  HMM.  HEY IT'S JUST PIECE OF PAPER WITH A PHONE NUMBER.  AND IT DOESN'T SAY TO WHOM.  I'M GUESSING JUST SOME RANDOM STRANGER.  Anyway.  Rule of threes.  Supposed to come up with another Bad But Not COAL BAD Christmas Present.  Oh AM I.  Hmm.  What IS coal bad.  It doesn't get much worse than Coal.  Bad for YOU.  Bad for THE ENVIRONMENT.  GOOD FOR POWERING CROSS COUNTRY 19th CENTURY TRAINS.  Kinda feels like we burn a lot of coal RIGHT AS WE SPEAK and I don't need to make a 19th century reference.  Well, sure.  When you think about it I don't NEED to do ANYTHING.
     Maybe Santa leaves you The Chore Of Having To Come Up With Third Yukk-Em-Up in a rule-of-three's Scenario when you're in A Lazy Mood.  That's bad, but is it getting COAL bad?  I dunno.  Kids like Pet Rocks.  So WHY wouldn't they like Pet Coals.  We've been looking at Coal all wrong!  Gotta make Lemonade out of Coals.  Hmm.  WAIT A SECOND  Coal.  Trains.  Locamotives.  COAL... mix them letters up.... You get  LOCA!!!...  THERE AIN'T NO MOTIVE FOR THIS CRIME, JENNY WAS A FRIEND OF MINE.  The Killers are a pretty good band but they're no Saves The Day.  I only like bands that have the word Day in them.  Thankfully that's an entire genre of music!  I'm LOCO for MOTIVES said The Enthusiastic Spanglish Detective.  I think we're gonna stick with watching Talking Sopranos for the majority of the rest of the night.  I don't know why Michael Imperioli has an extra dot of an eybrow after his regular eyebrow but that's what he has and there's no better way to explain it!  Maybe it's an eyebrow for his third eye.  Good for him.
    Probably not an eyebrow at all though.  Good for him.  Hey!  Got the shrimp with rice for dinner tonight!  Wonderful.  There's a bad band named Visiting Day in The Sopranoes.  Terrible Band Name.  What about all the days that AREN'T Visiting Day.  You're TOTALLY EXCLUDING them!  Also you probably mean Visiting DAYS.  Hopefully there's more than just one Visiting Day.  For your sake and mine.  Plus all the others!  What The Hell.  I gotta write five more paragraphs?  Not really.  We'll see how it goes!  Maybe!  Probably just stop after this one.  HEY WAIT A SECOND.  Coal.  Trains... COLTRANE.  JOHN COLTRANE.  Well no better place to end it then there.  I'll see ya!  Hmm.  Locamotive isn't a word.  I still stand by roughly 95% of the entry, though!  I'll see ya!

-4:50 P.M. 
    
 

Wednesday, November 1, 2023

Let Me Make It Simple For You

     Hey!  Let's Get Into It! TODAY SO FAR I have accomplished Five 30 Minute Walks, One Simpsons, Half an OZ, One and a Half Talking Sopranos, and YOU'VE ACCOMPLISHED ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.  "Half an oz?"  What is that... 8 GRAMS?  That joke conveys an inaccurate portrayal of how many grams are in an ounce.  OH WELL.  Not much to be done about that at this point!  Anyway.  I like the NON-rape aspects about Oz.  The ACTION parts of Oz are okay.  The rumbling and grumbling and brawling and whatknot is okay.  Even killing is fine!  I'm on board with that!  I just don't enjoy watching Rape though.  CHECK, PLEASE! is how I feel about watching the rape and sexual misconduct on my TV Screen.  Anyway.  Trying to think of maybe one or two rapes I liked on OZ.  Seen Oz 8 or 10 times in the past so I am pretty familiar with it.  Hmm.  Even fakily-in-futility trying to think of one good rape in Oz is problematic.  I'm gonna get sent to Problematic Jail!
    Some good RAPS in Oz.  There's a Guy named POET.  Not quite RAPS but he does Rhyming Poetry a lot.  I hold nothing against him or his work!  Anyway.  Gotta imagine if I was ever sent to jail I would use that opportunity to work on some Bars.  Rap Bars.  Not Jail Cell Bars.  Why would I have to work on Jail Cell Bars.  They'd already be there.  Maybe by, "Work On Them," that'd mean try to disintegrate them so I can walk out of there A FREE MAN.  Anyway.  Pretty sure Edgar Allen Poe became a poet because he saw the word Poe-try and he was like IF YOU SAY SO.  I NEVER BACK DOWN FROM A CHALLENGE.  The word was compelling Edgar Allen POE to TRY... poetry.  Why can't you understand things the way I understand them On First Glance Immediately.  You'd be A LOT happier.  It's ECSTATIC in my brain.  YOU'D DIG IT.
     Whatever.  HEY.  I was considering wearing two-week-old facial hair to Improve Class this past weekend BUT I was concerned it made me look too Jewish so I shaved.  Didn't wanna be Hate Crimed!  I'm told it's a scary time out there for Jews!  I haven't experienced it myself because I live a sheltered experience (I live in a homeless shelter!).  But I'll take Social Media's word for it!  Hmm.  Word.  IF IT WEREN'T ALREADY A GOOD COMPUTER APPLICATION PRODUCT it'd be a great name for a Social Media Service.  But THAT'S NEITHER HERE NOR THERE.  Well maybe its THERE.  Gotta be somewhere.  So if its Not Here It's Possibly There.  Surely also a scary time to be a Brown Person.  Particularly a Middle Easternish Brown Person.  You're a South Asianish Brown Person?  MAYBE not as Scary!  I don't know!  WHAT ABOUT PAKISTAN.  They're the exception that proves the rule!
     Huh.  IT'S A SCARY TIME TO BE A SEMITE!  "ANTI,"-Semite seems like a weird way to put it.  Too scientific language.  HEY are you PRO Jews or AGAINST Jews.  Hmm let's approach this as an academic discussion.  I've considered all reasons to be in favor of Jews and all the cons and I've determined I'm ANTI Semite.  Anyway.  You can be anti- Current Hard Right Israeli Government and not be an Anti-Semite.  YOU HEARD IT HERE THIRD.  You've probably heard it twice before.  Then you will hear it roughly seven times more.  Then I Dunno What Happens.  In the Wizard of Oz ARE YOU PRO-EM or ANTI-EM.  I've never seen The Wizard of Oz.  How many Rapes are there in it.  I wanna know what I'm getting myself into before I watch a thing.  Anyway.  Just got a spam e-mail from the Rock 'n Roll Hall Of Fame advertising some exhibit they have going on and at first I thought they were saying they were inducting rapper Xzibit into the Rock N Roll Hall Of Fame.  Which is interesting because I barely know there's a rapper named Xzibit but hey well done good for him.  YEAH!
    Six paragraphs to go.  So that's good!  EDGE-Gar Allen Poe.  Okay That's Nothing AT ALL.  Hmm.  Gonna google Scariest Poem Ever.  Let's see what google comes up with.  Maybe there's some three line poem that just Really Gets Your Goat Good.  Somehow Shocks The Senses.  LET'S SEE.  Nope.  Internet is showing me NOTHING like that!  There's no poem that goes BOO!  Nothing like that.  Lots of Dready and Spooky and Creepy poems, SURE.  But there's no Poem that SHOCKS you and makes you wish CRAP I WISH I DIDN'T READ THAT LAST LINE NOW I'M HAVING SOME SORT OF HEART ATTACK.  Whatever.  I dunno.  THE POEM IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.  Whatever.  Doesn't bother me.  Poems could be coming from right beside me and I wouldn't mind.  Means absolutely nothing to me or my general safety or wellbeing!  WHO CARES.
    Halfway through the entry!  How many, "Fun," sized candy bars have I eaten in the past 24 hours?  Gonna say FIVE.  Gonna say FIVE OR SIX.  Not so bad!  Before Some Marketing Genius came up with calling candy bars FUN Sized they just called them MINIATURE.  OF COURSE THOUGH NOBODY BOUGHT THEM THEN.  Halloween baskets WENT UNFILLED AND BARREN for Trick or Treaters because houses had nothing to hand out.  No one wanted to buy MINIATURE chocolate bars.  ONCE HERO PR EXECUTIVE CAME ALONG, THOUGH, FUN SIZED candy WERE INTRODUCED, AND NOW WE'RE TALKING!  Not happy with that riff.  Not happy with the riff in Smoke On The Water either.  Too simple.  Gotta be a trick.  I'M NOT BUYING IT.  Would people even know the song Smoke On The Water if it weren't for Beginning Guitar Players?  I FORGET.
    Whatever.  I guess I got either Stuffed Shrimp with RICE for dinner or I got Fettuccini Alfredo for dinner.  Probably gonna go with the Stuffed Shrimp with RICE for dinner!  And have the other one tomorrow night!  Hmm.  Amazing.  If I watch nothing but Talking Sopranos for the rest of the day That's A Lot Of Talking Sopranos.  Michael Imperiorali is an intelligent and eccentric guy and The Other Guy who plays Bobby Bacala is a Person who May Or May Not Be Intelligent And I Wouldn't Put Being Eccentric Past Him Completely.  Also Michael Imperlioali isn't definitely that intelligent or eccentric.  Also The Other Guy probably Has A Name Of His Own.  So I think We're All Caught Up there.  Steven Shirripa!  Is that the other guy's name!  YES.  Accounting for Spellign Differences!  Wonderful.  Wears a track suit in some Podcast episodes.  Love it.  Ugh.
     Eighth paragraph!  Michael has an Imperioli Complex.  Hmm.  Not sure the person who came up with Fun Sized Candy Bar instead of Miniature Candy Bar was PR Executive exactly.  That's not PUBLIC RELATIONS.  "Hey the public narrative of our corporation is our candy bar title is poor.  COMPANY IS GETTING TOO MUCH BAD PRESS.  Night after night SMALL CHOCOLATE BAR IS IN THE NEWS For All The Wrong Reasons!  Gotta get out in front of this and change the story!"  Doesn't.  Add.  UP.  Whatever.  Cool!  Well Look I Can Live With Winter.  I know it's not quite Winter Weather yet but I, for one, AM READY.  The snow?  ARE YOU KIDDING ME?  I'll take some Very Light snow!  I don't wanna have to dig out Car.  Not at all!  But I'll enjoy some Light SCENIC snow.  I'm not some sort of idiot who wouldn't enjoy going HEY LOOK-- IT'S SNOW.
    Penultimate paragraph.  You know what that means!  You speak English and everything!  Anything good going on in the news these days.  The World Series is going on!  Texas Rangers versus The Arizona-ish Diamond Backs.  Seems like they both should be having a good time.  They made it to the final stage of Baseball.  What an achievement!  DO The Texas Rangers have any authority outside of Texas.  I don't think they have any authority even IN Texas.  I think it's all, what's the word, honorary... theoretical... I dunno.  It's all in fun!  I AM a little concerned that Texas probably shares a border with Arizona, though.  Seems like there might be some conflict of interest there.  Gonna have to look into that one when I get some free time.  Do some Private Citizen Sleuthing!
    I just checked and New Mexico is SOLIDLY BETWEEN Texas and Arizona.  WELL the good news is I Know In My Heart Of Hearts most people are as dumb as I am so I don't feel too bad about not knowing that!  How many times am I gonna have to google MAPS for this entry. I  had to google WORLD MAP to make sure Pakistan was vaguely between Middle East and Southern Asia.  Had to google AMERICA MAP to figure out New Mexico.  THERE'S A LIMIT TO HOW MUCH CARTOGRAPHY ONE MAN CAN TAKE IN.  So that's good.  Ended up looking at screenshots of Maps The Internet Wanted Me To Buy.  Not a fan!  I wanna look at Free Versions Of Free Maps.  Not Free Versions of Pay Maps.  I'M NO FREE LOADER.  Hmm.  Not sure what to do about Oz.  I could re-watch OZ over the course of the next few weeks and just DEAL with the Forced Sex stuff!  OR I could skip it and figure out something else to watch! Life is filled with tough decisions.  This is one of the toughest decisions I've ever faced!  I'll see ya tomorrow.

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