September 30, 2020
Titles Are Up Here
guess. Last day of the Working Week! Monday-Wednesday. I feel
like that's pretty good. Anyway had some Great Dreams Last Night.
Thought up a Song! Of course I can't remember how the music to it went
(Pop-Punkish!) but I SOLIDLY remember a single couplet. I wrote that
sucker down! I also had a dream that Trump resigned from Presidency and
somehow Gary Coleman became president. And my reaction to it was thinking
of The Simpsons episode with Gary Coleman and he ends the episode by saying t
the audience Whatchu Talkin' Bout, EVERYBODY! So that's a good
situation except for its very possible Gary Coleman would be a zombie.
Yep that guy is deader than a doornail. Doornails aren't the epitome
of being dead. They were never even alive! Deader than Gary
Coleman. That's more meaningful!
The one negative thing was Mike Pence was president for a few
months. And I guess Gary Coleman somehow won the election and was
inaugurated in January. Oh well. Anyway got my Delivery
Specifications for Super Online Super Super Market all set up and it's all very
exciting. Trying their FRESH COOKED CHILI. I like those odds!
I might have tried it the first or second time we got This Super Online Super
Super Market several months ago. And if that was the case, clearly I
didn't like it, because I didn't continue to get it. But the point is
we'll see how that goes, see how it goes hardcore! Here's a scenario--
IS THIS CHILI? NO ITS ROOM TEMPERATURE. Hmm that is chilly
for chili. Should be Hot! GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
Great. The debate was. No need to go into
that. It just was! Mostly unfortunately. I think Biden wasn't
great but overall Pretty Good. And Trump is a raging lunatic. So
we got that going for us. Chris Wallace was who cares he's not
running for president he can do as good or as shitty a job at Moderating as his
little heart desires it makes no difference to me! While watching it I
thought he wasn't going great but overall Pretty Good TRYING to reign in Trump.
Then Twitter was like Nope he should have done better. So then I
was like hmm Twitter makes a good point he SHOULD have done better!
I just have very low expectations I guess so he seemed to be doing Moderately
Well at Moderating.
Fascinating. Is Gary Coleman supposed to symbolize
me in my dreams? Because I am Very Short and he is Even Very Shorter?
What you think short guys all look alike? Is this your deal? We're
all the same to you? WELL I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT BECAUSE I'M TALLER
THAN THIS JERK BY A LOT. Don't lump ME in with HIM. Or,
fine, do it, now that I think about it. I can Score some Pity Points!
That's my impression of how people can and should think about my height.
Anyway 2 meals to do today, 1 is Part II of Penne & Meatballs. The other
one is either Part III of III of Frozen Pizza OR Bagel OR that's about it those
are my main two options. We'll see how that situation develops I'll
keep you updated on it and whatnot.
Cool! Finished #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
season #3 of 7 during CircleWalk. Seasons aren't the exact same amount of
episodes but let's say we ARE roughly 3 into 7 into the series. Lets say
lots of things! Here's an interesting development-- if I have Bagel as one
of my meals (say roughly 2/3 - 3/4 chance) feelin' like goin' with CREAM'T
CHEESE instead of Butt'r! Mix things up its fun! Keep my palate
guessing! I think the most surprising part of the debate was that Trump
was on the left side of the stage from the point of view of the audience and
Biden was on the right side. Totally DID NOT see that coming! I got
used to it after a few minutes but it really threw me for a loop! Anyway 1
more paragraph then break. Yeah!
Cool. Here's a conundrum-- is that Stage Left or Stage
Right. From our point of view as Audience, the left, I'm GUESSING that's
Stage Right. LMLTURQ. Yeah I was right! I'm either a genius or
I got lucky with a 50/50 Guess. Heavily Leaning towards eating Pasta Meal
for dinner and having Bagel Meal for lunch. Heavily leaning hardcore!
Hey it's October in roughly a day (Actually HALF A DAY is when October starts!
Let's say a little bit less than 12 hours from Right Now When I'm Writing This
Right Now) Anyway for the last 3-5 weeks been getting MILLER LITE beer
this week I'm goin' back to COORS LIGHT I feel like MIXING THINGS UP! I
dunno this week I just feel like drinking Light Beer. Kinda tired of Lite
Beer. Yeah! I'll be back in a little bit!
just me, or was Chris Wallace on the same side of the room as Trump (Stage
Right)? Which seems like a pretty big advantage for Trump he gets to hear
every question sooner on account of The Speed Of Sound. Figure lunch will
be with Part III. Figure Lots Of Things. Hmm wonder what Next #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
will be. I bet its Something Good! "None But The Lonely Heart."
That's that sucker where it's a guy who marries old women for their moneys and
then kills them once he's secured their monies. With a nice cameo from
Thomas Hanks! Hmm I wonder if Thomas Hanks directed the episode.
Solid 50/50 chance he did. LMLTURQ. HEY YUP HE SURE DID. I
called that sucker Way Ahead Of Time!
I think Tom Hanks did us all a disservice by not dying of
COVID 19. Imagine if Tom Hanks died in March or April. People would
be OUTRAGED and we could have prevented TENS (HUNDREDS?) OF THOUSANDS OF DEATHS.
I am being 90% Dumb & Silly and 10% Hmm That Actually Kinda Checks Out!
No judgment, though. How could HE have known 40% of people would be
Pro-Covid19 Pandemic to all intents and purposes. On the other hand, we'd
be losing Tom Hanks. How many Regular Folk Deaths is equal to Tom Hanks.
I'd say around 2 or 3. 2 or 3 regular folk are as valuable as Tom Hanks.
I feel that's a nice compromise in the middle. I mean, 1 person, that's
assuming everyone is equal. So it can't be any less than ONE person.
I dunno I'll consider this further and keep you updated on these calculations
as they progress.
Cool! Spoiler Alert Protagonist (Antagonist?) of
This #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor Episode may or may not get his
comeuppance at the end. With possibly SUPERNATURAL and/or GHOULISH
aspects to it! I dunno. I think the last month or so my favorite
episode has been the one with Steve Buscemi. About 20%? or so because of
Steve Buscemi. Which is a lot considering how many peoples and aspects
there are to consider when considering this episode. A whole 20% of the
Greatness is Him so he can be proud of that. Proud Boys. When
will they grow up to be PROUD MEN. BUS CEMI? WELL WHICH
IS IT. A BUS OR A SEMI (Truck)? I prefer busses personally
so that's where my heart is in regards to this debate. I dunno, are Proud
Boys overwhelmingly Teenagers? What kind of Adult calls himself a Proud
Boy, even just taking out all the racism we associate with it. Just
pretend Proud Boys don't exist yet and there's just a Middle Aged Adult, racist
or not, whose like Ya know what I'M A PROUD BOY. I dunno
seems weird to me!
Anyway. Two more paragraphs to this section of
entry! Anyway. A lot of FuckUppery in regards to NY Mail In Ballots!
People gettin' ballots where Name On Envelope Don't match Name On Ballot!
I dunno if this has happened to me yet, still waiting for CoronaVirus to Die
Down From Envelope. But either way Way To Go You Bastards You Making
Problems For People! Anyway what else is going on and crap. Got
Capos and Guitar Picks yesterday! Again CoronaVirus Must Evaporate for
24-72 hours until I can Open Up That Package but its very exciting! I'll
use that sucker on Acoustic Guitar and be like yep these keys are totally
different than if I were playing the exact same fingering without a capo.
Cracked that code of why Capos are useful!
Anyway. What else is going on and crap. Here's a
negative for the day-- roughly one glass of soda left over for the entire day!
Then its all water! Some orange juice! Not a lot! Not really
into orange juice these days anyway! Can make some coffee! That
involves water as well as coffee grounds! Also orange juice would involve
water, too! I mix orange juice with water when I pour myself a glass!
Roughly 50% of each! Maybe sometimes more water than orange juice!
Where was I. Oh. Okay. I see. Well I get to take a
break in a Hot Minute and then come back with lunch. Wonderful. What
do I got in store After Entry. Why its only watching more #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor!
That Or Nothing
guess. Bagel with Cream't Cheese. Smallish amount of Cream't Cheese!
PERFECTLY cut and toasted bagel. We're talkin real Straight Down The
Middle cutting. We're talkin' Just Right toasting. Delicious!
Anyway what else is going on. I wonder how racist Trump considers himself.
I mean, we're beyond him just using racism as a political tool. It's safe
to say he Harbors Racism in his Person. But does he recognize he's racist
and is okay with that? Or is he like Yeah I'm Not Really That Racist.
It makes a difference! For entertainment reasons! It makes no
difference in the real world but if we're trying to get inside his head for
entertainment purposes It'd be interesting!
Anyway. Women allowed in Proud Boys? I
dunno gonna have to look into that one. I think the reason for the NY
Fuckuperry re: mail in ballots was they sourced it out to a third party or
something? I don't have all the details but that's the defense I think
they were making. ITS NOT OUR FAULT, ITS THE PEOPLE WHO WE
GAVE THE CONFIDENCE AND RESPONSIBILITY TO DO THIS CONSCIOUSLY's FAULT.
That sort of thing. Anyway Tomorrow is October huh. What if I did a
Spook-Em-Up and made the month Black Font on White Background. That'd be a
real creepy mix-em-up WHAT'S GOING ON HERE I DUNNO IF I LIKE IT BUT I'LL GET
USED TO IT PRESUMABLY THIS IS HALLOWEEN THEMED BECAUSE IT'S DIFFERENT.
Huh. Sure! Watched the entire debate
yesterday. I liked the part where... uh... Hmm. This is a tough
one. Come back to me on that one, okay? Just finished my bagel.
Hmm. Come back to me on that one, okay? Anyway a real good
amount of penne left over for Dinner Meal. 2 Meatballs, obviously that's a
good amount. But also I'm not cheatin' myself with this portion of Penne
its a solid amount of Penne I got no worries in regards to how satisfying this
dinner will be. Also can add a Dinner Roll to the equation. All in
all it's gonna be a great dinner I look forward to it.
Two more paragraphs to go! Hmm how many instruments do I
got in my room. Including broken ones. 2 acoustic guitars, 2
electric guitars, keyboard, mandolin... 8 track recorder is SORT OF an
instrument. Anyway about 2 of those instruments are Playable. So I
got THAT going for me is the point. Woah just thought of another
instrument-- recorder! Not the 8 track recorder NO the thing that's like a
flute but 1/20th the price and 1/50th the quality and also its 25 years old or
so. Still I can Record With The Best Of Em. I dunno if they
ever taught me how to play it in elementary school. We each got a recorder
and were told to play some pledge of allegiance or national anthem or whatever.
And we were just supposed to somehow know what to do.
I guess the note doesn't matter when you're all playing notes
at the exact same time and length. That's halfway there so that's pretty
good. Anyway I get to have beer in LESS THAN A DAY. I like those
odds! Also AROUND HALF OF THAT LESS THAN A DAY IS SLEEPY TIME!
Man oh man. Probably a 4 day Drinkweekend instead of 5. Or 3.
Or some other number. Narrowed it down to 4! Probably! I know
there's holes on recorder you get to hold down. Not all at once. And
not None at once. You gotta mix it up, hold some down while leaving the
other ones open. That's as far as I got to knowing how to play it.
I'll be back tomorrow.
September 29, 2020
Know What I Mean
mean anything yet. I didn't say anything that could be qualified with
You Know What I Mean. Except for the Date of the entry. NOt even
the title. Well I guess Title could be Referencing Itself.
But lets say That Ain't The Case and you know what I mean by Tuesday,
September 29, 2020. It means That Is An Accurate Portrayal of the day
I shall be writing this and publishing it to Internet, in turn making Website
And Me An Internet Sensation! That was a title I decided not to use
from Old Notebook. I figured it comes off a little too strong As A
Stand Alone Title. Me just saying I'm an Internet Sensation WITHIN the
entry? That's fair game.
Anyway great personal news-- Communal Spaghetti Dinner (with
the Happy Complication of Meatballs) for dinner tonight-- an EARLY dinner.
I like to eat around 7:00 because It Makes Me Feel Like A Big Man to put off
dinner for an hour or more than when I'd really like it. But this time
around Dad is doing his Teaching Scams at night so we gotta eat early at 5:30!
So that's great in and of itself and also it means I am right to have An Early
Lunch, Too. We're talkin' with Part II of entry presumably! Or Part
III! I started this entry pretty early. Part III is still early in
the day! So the point is I got one Yukk-Em-Up. Someone mentioned in
a Commercial Or Something being in their Birthday Suit. Which means naked.
Shouldn't wearing your birthday suit mean re-attaching your umbilical cord
and covering yourself in placenta? Sounds about right!
Sure I know what Placenta means. It means what I
imagine it means. Anyway Hey put in the order for GAS! Should be
here in about a week presuming the USPS is firing at 80% All Cylinders!
That's the new normal. Hey the USPS is doing great it's only taking 1.5
times as long as it used to!!! People are very good at adjusting our
expectations presumably or something. Not really just a joke.
Anyway, also put in the order for a Combo Pack of TWO CAPOS (different colors at
least? possibly different Structures?) and half a dozen Guitar Picks!
THAT MIGHT COME AS SOON AS TODAY. Which means I can use it AS SOON AS TWO
OR THREE DAYS FROM NOW. Gotta wait for CoronaVirus to go away!
Anyway I did realize the Amp was smaller than I was imagining
based on pictures. Only 8 inches wide. That's cool it felt wrong at
first but with further introspection maybe that's kinda COOL. It's
loud enough certainly is the impression I'm getting. Very Portable in case
I'm doing some sort of small/midly, "Gigs." Also in one of the
Videos of People Reviewing The Amp one had it propped up on a desk! You
Can Do That with that size amp! I like that! I used to OFTEN sit on
the floor playing guitar without really knowing why but maybe it was to be Level
With Amp? This way I can do that WHILE SITTING IN CHAIR. OR ON BED.
OR STANDING I GUESS. THAT'S HOW SHORT I AM I AM AS HIGH AS NORMAL
PEOPLE ARE WHEN THEY'RE SITTING DOWN. Oh well. You weren't
expecting me to be So Short but upon further introspection you're like maybe
that's kinda COOL!
Yeah Lets Go With That! We're talking a Delicious
Lunch of Frozen Meal (Sesame Chicken WITH vegetables and POSSIBLY PASTA-ISH
SOMETHING I FORGET, SOME LEFT OVER WHITE RICE, SOME LEFT OVER TOFU!) Now
we're talking GREAT potential lunch. Pasta for dinner tonight, lunch
tomorrow. What can I have for dinner tomorrow! I dunno! OH
RIGHT still have 1/3rd of A Pizza Product from Digiorno: The Frozen Pizza
Operation. That settles that! Anyway hey what else is going on.
#TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor is still going strong. Into Season
Number III right now. Aye Aye Aye el programa de television!
Yeah. Sure! Wonderful. I'll be back in a little bit!
negative thing about Playing On Amp instead of On 8 Track with Headphones is
that it's not Super 100% Easy to play along with backing tracks of guitar.
Which is Key For Me! Lay down some Chords, then muck around On Top Of
Chords! It's not TOO difficult to get that arranged with Jsut Playing Live
on a GAS, I can do it if I want! Hmm so that's a pretty big
contradiction with what I started off the paragraph saying. Oh well no
going back now. Started Part II without lunch. Oh well no
going back now. I did have ~7-8 #2020KettleChipsToRemember to tide me
over! Which is good because whenever you eat Kettle Chips (really, any
kind of chip!) it satiates your hunger and lowers your appetite. Surefire
way to satisfy your gut! Eat some Kettle Chips PROBLEM SOLVED.
Anyway, great, what else is going on and crap. Lookin'
forward to Debate tonight! I wonder whats gonna happen! It could go
GREAT or NOT SO GREAT or NO SO GREAT BUT ALSO NOT NOT NOT NOT SO GREAT. I
used to have a stutter where I would say, "Like," over and over again.
People in high school made fun of me for it. Not even friends.
RANDOM CLASSMATES. Also TEACHERS. I would be, like, I'm saying,
like, something and, like, I don't mean to, like, keep saying like, like, I
don't even, like, hear it but now that you're mocking me I, like, get it."
One would imagine I grew out of that but I don't talk to people at all These
Years so who even knows! It wasn't a source of SHAME or anything.
Just like oh well what can ya do.
What else is going on and crap. Hmm what #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
do I have lined up Next. THE RELUCTANT VAMPIRE: THE GEORGE WENDT
VEHICLE?!?! That's AWESOME I only watched that like ONCE in the past
few months. Vampires are a snooze but this one has the acting prowess
of Malcolm MacDougal and George Wedknot Anyway been roughly more than 36
hours since last drink of Beer. Another 48 or so hours to go! I like
those odds. That reminds me, gotta put in Order for Thursday Delivery.
That reminds me, I GOT MY ELECTION BALLOT IN THE MAIL! Haven't opened
it yet, gotta wait 2-3 days for CoronaVirus To Go Away. But presumably
it's got All The Options for Elections and all I have to do is bubble it in or
something and then put that sucker back in an envelope or something and put that
in some sort of Mail Man Drop Box Thing? I dunno gonna have to look
into that. I think I can just drop it in the mail? I'll Keep You
Updated On This Situation As It Progresses.
So, great, I got that going on and crap. I think
they said they would start delivering them ballots on 9/17 or 9/18. So
that's not GREAT timing but that's why ya gotta request them ballots early!
Go ahead and do it right now! I'll wait! ... ... I assume you've done it
now. At this point, right? I did TWO Ellipsis! That's MORE
than enough time to get cracking on your Early Voting. Also I know it
sounds COOL to do Late Voting, like showing up at a party late, but don't do it!
They'll have stopped voting by then by definition and you might look COOL like
Pshhh I didn't even wanna vote in the first place I'm just voting late to make
YOU happy but in this scenario your Voting Power is Going Unutilized!
Hey last paragraph without the aid of Lunch. I
like those odds. Man this is gonna be an early lunch by my standards!
Roughly 11:30 AM? That's not even Afternoon by ANYONE'S standards.
Well I'm sure like 25-30% people would be like, if polled, yeah 11:30 AM more
or less afternoon that's my personal feeling. Its a legit position
to have! Great. Drinkin' some Strong Ginger Ale. A little too
Strong For My Tastes. Real Leaning Into The Ginger with this Ale.
Anyway what else is going on. Hmm if I do start doing music again in an
ideal world do I still do Website Entries? I don't see why not!
Well I do. I'd be overextending myself! But besides that I
Don't See Why Not! Be back with Part III in a bit!
lunch going on NO TOFU didn't need it! Anyway I had a McDonalds Spicy BBQ
single serve Sauce in my fridge for at least 2 years, was like hmm gonna try
that, then I opened it up and it was pretty much A Solid Not A Liquid.
No bueno you're going in the trash! But first I'm gonna put you in a
sandwich bag, you might be liquid enough to spill everywhere! Not if
you're in a sandwich bag! YOU AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE! Anyway this
Sesame Chicken & Broccoli & Red Peppers' Pasta is more or less Spaghetti.
I'm okay with that! This way I won't over eat spaghetti tonight! I'm
already gettin' my spaghetti on ahead of time so now I won't need as big a
portion tonight! Tofu would go well witH Spaghetti & Meat'd Balls.
yeah! Four paragraphs to goo. This rice is 2
weeks old but Fresh Enough! What else is going on and crap. Do I go
straight to #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor when this entry is over? Do
I try watching some sort of Film or something? Nobody knows yet!
What else is going on and crap. This debate could Make Or Break a
campaign! I hope the good guy prevails in debate assessment. I saw
CoronaCases are on the rise in NYC. That's no bueno these people are my
Friends and Neighbors I feel for them! Also there's some amount of chance
I and/or my immediately family can get it Even Doing Everything Right! We
leave the house once every three weeks for half an hour and 90% outside!
Three paragraphs to go. I can do it. I can do it!
I can do lots of things this is but one example. Basically if I wanna do
Multi-Track Recording Live I just record 1st track with my 8 track, just regular
in-machine audio recorder, then play that back on my VERY MINI Cheap Amp and
then play along with that. Hmm this amp is Very Little and is like 5 or
6 inches. Eight? That's gonna look like AN Mini Amp! Oh
wel size doesn't matter. Unless we're talking about French Fry Portions.
You wanna go with SuperSize that'll satiate your hunger real good.
Anyway. I never was interested in Fast Food Dressings
on the side for dipping. Look I DON'T WANNA DO WORK. THat's why
I'm HERE. You want me to start preparing my own food I'M WALKIN' OUT THIS
DOOR NO WAY THAT'S NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. Also when I was a kid I
think I Just Didn't Like 97% of sauces in general! I'm fine with Plainness
and the taste of Food and Spices Just By Themselves! I don't need no BBQ
SAUCE. I don't need no TANGY MUSTARD SAUCE. And I CERTAINLY don't
need any KETCHUP. And I never will. These days I'll take some
BBQ sauce and maybe on occasion even Tangy Mustard Sauce. Ketchup?
I'm walkin' out the door if you want me to eat some ketchup!
Last paragraph. One day I hope to find out if its
pronounced CayPoh or CapOh. Oh well such is life. Ya
know what guess whose gonna have some ice cream when this entry is over why its
only me the guy whose been talking at you the entire entry. How long
does it take to read an entry. I imagine its different for everybody!
Me, personally, I've never been able to make it through an entire entry. I
get slightly bored and severely discouraged! Hmm this paragraph is a
total snooze why subject myself to more inevitable self criticism I got better
ways to waste my time. That sort of thing. Anyway I'll be back
tomorrow to Talk At You some more! See ya!
September 28, 2020
News-- Gonna buy a new Guitar Amplification System! Bad News-- For some
reason I was okay going 2 or so years without a Working Guitar Amplification
System (GAS for short). Part of it was the 2 GASSES I have were 98%
working but the Input Jack Receptor (IJR) wasn't screwed on tight enough so I
couldn't plug the cable in. Same Problem For Each GAS. Probably
due to me doing something wrong, that's the first conclusion to reach.
And, yeah, I can SORT OF imagine myself Yanking on the cable to unplug it or
something. Which could effect the GAS IJR. Anyway the new Amp is
relatively cheap BUT AMAZING. AMP Technology has increased SEVENFOLD in
the 12 years since I last bought an amp. I can get MANY tones and sounds
and whatnots out of this cheap thing! Also I know its good because its a
FENDER and I have a STRATOCASTER (Fender) AND IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE IT TRULY
So I can put that order in today or tomorrow. Already
spoke with Father about it. Then it takes a few days to get here.
Then I let it sit for 3-5 days, Coronavirus should die down after 3-5 days Based
On Nothing. So the point is that's very exciting! Another exciting
thing is Probably A Bagel For Lunch. MAYBE even cook some EGGS.
Probably not. Just Butter That bagel real good. I think when I
was a kid and played guitar 4 hours a day and was Better At Guitar Than I Ever
Was, I sorta gave very little fucks about whether I was practicing with Acoustic
or Electric. I mean, I made that decision each time I picked up Guitar
based on Something Or Other, and it was a SOMEWHAT thoughtful decision, but in
the end it was operating under the premise that they're equated, and one cool
sounding thing you can get out of Acoustic would be equally cool sounding (Or
UNCOOL sounding if that was your starting point) on Electric Guitar.
Hmm wonder if I should Stick With That Premise. Seems both Right and Wrong
at the same time. Such is life!
Anyway. Bagel, right? Butter that up real good.
Had a breakfast burrito for Breakfast today. That had Some Egg in it.
First Breakfast I've had in 2 WEEKS OR SO. No beer today. No beer
tomorrow! No beer the day after tomorrow! I will resume beer The Day
After The Day After Tomorrow. Which is Not A Bad Sequel Idea get in touch
with me I wanna say Jerry Bruckheimer? LMLTURQ. Nope Roland
Emmerich. Decent guess, though! Emmerich. Am
e Rich. Am I Rich? That's the question Everyone is asking today after
it turns out most of us pay way more in taxes than Donald Trump does.
Hey I guess we must be rich, too! Even richer than Trump! Why
This Is WONDERFUL NEWS!!!
Sounds about right. What else is going on and crap.
Making some good progress with #TalesFromTheCryptChronologicalToRemember.
Nah that's no bueno lets stick with #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
Only six episodes left in Season II. Season I was Only Six
Episodes. That's how I was able to Knock Season One Out Of THe Park So
Quickly. Six Episodes, what was this season FROM BRITAIN?
Nope last season was though! That was 13 episodes! Significantly
less than Season II TFTC but significantly MORE for British Sensibilities!
Anyway feel like I watched a movie last night. Oh, right. #HouseOfAthousandCorpsesToBeSpookedBy!
Also I've seen this house no way there's a thousand corpses in there.
There's a lot of corpses SOMEWHERE in Movie, not close to 1,000, and also Not In
A House! I dunno maybe they're using the term, "House," loosely.
If someone lives in a hole in the ground is that a house? Spoiler
Maybe not I wasn't paying 100% attention. There
is a sequence where there's people in a hole in the ground I think?
You might just call it, "Underground." I call it a hole in the ground.
My way of saying it Has More Character! Hmm what if they went the other
way and released a movie in 2022 TOMORROW. And it's like WE
WARNED YOU ABOUT THE DAY AFTER TOMORROW. WELL NOW ITS TOMORROW.
AND THEN NOW'S TOMORROW IS EVEN CLOSER! That makes a lot of sense I
guess. Hey I get to take a break after this paragraph. Probably Hold
On To Lunch In My Back Pocket For part III. Probaly Bagel! We'll
find out together more or less!
This Would Be The Middle Title!
so. Otherwise that means I'm either writing too many titles or too few
titles. Neither is an ideal situation! Hmm how long have I been
in this Three Sections of Normally 5 Paragraphs Per Section Operation.
Three months or so? Four, maybe? TWO? I wish there was some
way to LTURQ but I can't think of any. Man oh man I saw this 7 minute
Promotional Video of a Guitarist playing great riffs with all them different
models of guitar and I was like HEY I COULD DO THAT! IF ONLY I HAD THIS
AMPLIFIER I'D BE UNSTOPPABLE RE: MUSIC. It's true! GUITARING
WITH DIFFERENT TONES MAKES A DIFFERENCE as hard as it is to accept this
premise. I had more of an integrated model of Guitar. All riffs and
chords are equal and are all allowed! You're sellin me a Segregated,
Separate But Equal guitar story. And I Don't Like It!
Anyway. Kinda thinking I may Make Egg + 2nd Egg with
Bagel for lunch. Really. This time it's a solid 50% I will.
I'm not drinking so I could Stand Over Fried Eggs Operation for 5-10 minutes
Like It Was Nothin'. The 50% where I just butter Bagel is the Glass
Half Full Half. Probably gonna be that 50%, that's how estimations
work. My dad expressed concern I'd Be Too Loud and I was all like never
heard you complain before lol. And he was like I remember complaining you
were playing after 10 PM. And I was like lol you love it I'm
bringing lightness and joy to our entire household you'd be NOWHERE WITHOUT ME!
And then I was like oh but also I won't play when you're teaching.
That's your Money Making Operation I can't endanger that with my Power Chords.
Anyway. Man this guy playing guitar in Fender
Mustang LT25 video must be some sort of an idiot. Doesn't he know that in
my imagination I CAN PLAY EVERYTHING HE'S PLAYING JUST AS GOOD AS HE IS?
He looks like a FOOL! Man I was looking up Guitar Amp Sound Presets
and THEY KNOCKED NAMING THESE TONES OUT OF THE PARK! No ambiguity
like 8 Track Recorder where I KINDA get a sense of what it is/primarily used
for.. these are VERY CLEAR what sound they produce based on stereotypes of
music. I like that A LOT now I know exactly what I'm dealing with with
these tones. Also they say this is for beginners and novices and
practicing. Look 12 years ago this would be MIDSHELF LEVEL AMPLIFIER.
Probably. Seems about right. I've bought more expensive GASSES
than this that ain't have HALF the features!
Cool. But Michael those are only Mock Ups of those
sounds They Ain't The Real Thing They Can't Make Love To You Like I Can!
I DISAGREE. CLOSE ENOUGH. They ARE The Real Thing! As far as I
can tell. The sound that I used over 50% of the time during 8 Track
Recording (out of about 90) was Dirty. That's what it was
called. Dirty. That's the kind of guy I AM and the kind of music MY
GUITAR PLAYS. That's just how it goes for Roughly A Decade Or So.
Starting to Really Lean To Butter w/ Bagel. Maybe a nice Pastrami Sandwich
with Potato for dinner. Last full-out Fresh Meal I have leftover for This
Week! Anyway hey one more paragraph then another break!
I like those odds! Hey Thursday is OCTOBER. Fresh
Start for website! Also For Everything. Regardless of what you're
thinking about, October 1st is a New Month For Just About Everything. Only
one thing I don't get with New GAS is they have dial for Treble, they have dial
for bass, but NO DIAL FOR MIDDLE? I mean its OKAY I never liked
Settling On A Middle myself, but seems like they could have had that dial where
we could control the level of Middle. I think people would really
get a kick out of that! The point is I don't care but now I see why
they're saying this is for beginners. Intermediary And Advanced players
NEED MIDDLE. Anyway I'll be back with Part III in just a little bit!
Keep That In Mind
a delicious Bagel with butter. Too much butter! I siphoned off too
much butter from Stick Of Butter, then inundated my bagel with too much butter,
and I still have some butter left over that I'm not using! The good news
is It's Delicious. What do I got in store for After Entry. No beer so I
can really pay attention to #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor!
Kinda looking forward to that! No detail will escape me This Time
Around! Or, alternatively maybe ALL the details will escape me!
I'm so, "Into," it that I'm just ENJOYING IT not paying attention to every
detail! I like that even better! No Cumbersome Details Just The
Okay. What else is Okay. Still got some Tofu.
Got a single Buffalo Wing. Got some rice to pair with Frozen Dinner at
some point this week. But most of all looking forward to a delicious
dinner of Sandwich + Half Potato Spheres. Maybe do some Communal Pasta
Tomorrow Night! Eat some Spaghetti Watch The Debate have a meatball for
dessert. Sounds like a great Tuesday Night! Hmm wonder if there's
any way I could save/make use of this Leftover Butter. I'm not jus Gonna
Eat It. No matter how curious I am. To the taste of A Bar Of Butter.
Well, let me put it this way-- if I WAS gonna eat some butter, it's at a perfect
consistency now. Been out of the fridge for, what, 10 or 15 minutes.
Gettin' PRETTY soft but not completely. That's the kind of level you want
your butterbars to be at IDEALLY.
Okay. Maybe have that Buffalo Wing for Lunch
Dessert. Maybe lots of things! Biggest deterrent re: GAS is that
at any given moment during the day My Mom Is Probably Sleeping. In other
words she sleeps more than 50% of the day. I think that's another way of
saying The Exact Same Thing. Gotta ask my dad about those probability
calculations. I think I can reach a GAS Level where I can hear and enjoy
it just fine, it might be VAGUELY hearable if you're awake, but also wouldn't
wake you up in and of itself. I also just had that buffalo wing I was
talking about. It was delicious! Maybe next Delivery I'll get TWO Orders
of Buffalo Wings! Or, get this, one Buffalo Wings and one Buffalo Chicken
Fingers. G...GET IT!!!!
Okay. My dad asked me can't you just play it
without plugging it in. And I was like oh ok no its an electric
guitar. C'mon. ITS IN THE NAME IT NEEDS ELECTRICITY TO THRIVE AND
LIVE AND SURVIVE! Still got a few Breadsticks. Those were great
Bread Pops. I'm surprised there's still a few left over! Hmm what about
Spicy Jalapeno Bread Pops. I feel like I've seen Jalapeno Bread/Crusts
advertised places I Wanna Say It Is Indeed Delivery: The Pizza Hut Operation.
Could also be Other Places. That's just my first guess! HMM THIS
AMP YOU CAN ADJUST, "MIDDLES," DIGITALLY. Now we're talking
Last paragraph! What fun. I dunno, probably.
House of 1000 corpses, huh. Sounds like Robbing Zombie To Pay Paul.
Amazing. Ya'll know what #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor I'm up to.
The one where it's about a Tales From The Crypt: The Magazine Version From Olden
Days Illustrator and he's finding his creepy pictures might be coming to life...
in real life... I call this one... The Story Of The Illustrator Guy Whose
Drawings Come To Life In Real Life. The point is does the
crypt keeper need an understudy? Someone's gonna have to keep that
crypt once he's gone. And if not me, who? If not when, where?
If not how, Why? I'll be back tomorrow to address some of these
questions. that's not true. Well, the first part is true, at
least. See Ya Tomorrow!
September 27, 2020
Fun Word do we have this morning to get us all started. The Word of the
day is... "Apiarist." Someone who owns/runs an apiary. A place
where bees are kept. LOL! Dictionary Is The Gift That Just Keeps
Giving! Also the first Laugh-Em-Up I got out of it was I clearly
turned to one of the first pages in the dictionary, an, "A," and then it was
about, "B's," the next earliest letter. Also Yeah My life is a big Bee
Keeping Operation and I'M ON TOP OF THAT! No reason it has to be About
Me. Maybe a friend of mine is Abstractly An Apiarist. I've
raised more questions than I've answered!
Anyway maybe that's the New Routine. Only check
Dictionary Twice A Day-- once in Morning Pre-Entry, once at Night pre-going to
bed. I need some thing to focus in during Trying To Sleep it takes 2
hours and I'm always like Hmm What Should I Be Thinking Of. No one
gave me A SINGLE WORD to consider. This is Hard! Anyway Doing a 4
day Weekend in regards to What Days I'm Drinking Alcohol. I figure its
better to Go All OUt for Four days than go Considerably Out for Five Days!
Anyway Nurse is in house today. I THINK she was being friendly to me as
opposed to just not registering my prescience which is the Norm. Oh boy
a new friend! Also SHE HELD THE GARBAGE CAN OPEN FOR ME. Was
pouring myself coffee and had to throw out the Sweetener Paper Wrappers and she
was throwing something out and then she kept her Foot On The Pedal That Lifts
The Top Of The Can for me! Yes that's the closest I've gotten to
intimacy During Pandemic. Hell, during Not Pandemic. Not since
HUGGING THE COMEDY SHOW AUDIENCE GUEST!
Also I didn't really engage her because I wasn't wearing
a mask! Yeah lets go with that That's Why. Then just now I
took a beer out of the fridge and I don't think she was looking but if she was
I'da been like You Don't Judge Me I Judge You! Did you know Judge
Dredd is neither a Judge nor Dread. He's a policeman. You can't have
a judge policeman. Separation Of Powers should explicitly forbid that!
Also he doesn't exhibit Much Dread At All. Hardly ANY Dread am I getting
from this character. Maybe he inspires Dread. That's Possibly
I only seen this movie once and it was several years ago. Anyway is it
just me or does this Supreme Court Nominee have A LOT of positions on record
that are clearly disqualifying? Go look em up yourself I saw A HALF
DOZEN just making my twitter rounds this morning! Like, I mean seriously,
enough horrible positions that it Could Potentially Possibly Probably Not But
POSSIBLY keep her from being Senate-Elected To The Supreme Court!
WHAT NOW SHE KNOWS I'M DRINKING A MORNING BEER? You
don't judge me I judge you. WHAT SHE IS PRO JUDGE DREDD? I
know he SPECIFICALLY happens to be a good guy but he's got too much authority
THERE'S NO CHECKS AND BALANCES. Anyway what kind of delicious dinner
did I had last night. Oh, right. Frozen Health Meal + Soup.
Didn't go great. I was lookin' forward to both aspects of the meal
pre-dinner, but actually eating it, both were a HUGE let down. Anyway for
lunch maybe either Salmon + Rice OR Frozen Pizza + Nothing That's Its Frozen
Pizza That's All You Need. Also, regarding her religion? Sure
she can be Whatever She Wants To Be but she has a long record of Adhering to her
religion Over The Constitution. She clearly states in positions things
about virtue and sin and making judging things based on her personal religion
and not THE LAW. Last I heard we had separation of Church & State.
And if we HAD to not have a separation of church and state, SURELY WE CAN
DO A BETTER RELIGION THAN THIS LADY'S!!!
Anyway, hey, I don't think I've had Sip #1 of beer.
I, "Cracked," it open but haven't gone through with the Sippage until Right
About Now. Also she worked on Bush v Gore (along with TWO OTHER ALREADY
SUPREME COURT JUSTICES) which seems Kinda Relevant considering THEY'RE
BEING OPEN ABOUT TRYING TO STEAL ELECTION WITH SUPREME COURT. Anyway
that's Scary Stuff but what can we do about it Just Watch TV About It Read
Twitter About It And Lament This Situation We're All In About It That's All I
Can Think Of. People In Senate can do something. Grind the gears
to a halt! IT'S POSSIBLE BASED ON TWITTER JOURNO/POLITICAL
PERSONALITIES/INFLUENCERS. Anyway so we got that going for us.
Lament. Lame nt. Lol Now I Get It! Hey one more paragraph
of this section, lets go!
Cool. Polling already shows by a significant margin
voters don't want Republicans to appoint a Supreme Court Justice Pre-election.
They think Winner of Election should take care of that! So as a starting
off point You Can't Get Better Than That and once you make it clear that she's
clearly not SUPREME COURT JUDGE MATERIAL (based on her Not Following
Constitution As The Highest Power, being very clearly on the opposite side of
Very Popular Issues, and in a sense arguably theoretically being an illegitimate
nominee in the first place I.E. the 'McConnell Rule,' Legit worries that she's
just there to throw the election for Trump... ETC!), I think there's a solid,
clear path forward for making Her Nomination A Flop. Oh boy this lady
is gonna Flop Real Bad. She's gonna wish she never was flipped into this
flopping situation in the first flop. Break Time!
Can I Do For You
like to be a Twitter Influencer. Just a lot of Commenting on other people
and be like Hey, Followers, Get A Load Of This Guy Am I Right. Do
you need Video to be an influencer? I don't think Text would do it.
Maybe a podcast where you influence people? I think we could have Audio
Influencers. Anyway very very torn. Torn between Sandwich for Lunch
or Salmon for lunch. Hmm both start with, "Sa." I wonder what,
"Sa," is on the periodic table. Solid 1/2 chance its on the periodic
table. LMLTURQ. Nope doesn't look like it. LOTS of,
"S's," but no, "S A?" Seems like a pretty big oversight I hope someone
lost their jobs over that one. All of their jobs. Not just the
one which, within their official capacity, they made this Oversight, but also
OTHER UNRELATED JOBS. Scorched Earth Policy! You mess up with
the periodic table and WE'RE COMING AFTER YOU.
Alright then. Sometimes I try using my right pointer
finger and am like Hmm wonder what Stephen Hawking's Language was when he was
paralyzed. First instinct if Each letter is just One Tap Per Number of
Letter. A is 1 tap. B is 2 taps. C is 3 taps. And
then you take it from there. WOW THIS FOOL DIDN'T EVEN HAVE FINGERS.
HE USED HIS EYEBROWS. Now we're talking GENIUS. Hey I
was gonna mix up what direction I was facing for Sections Of Entry. I
forgot! Facing South This Entire Entry up till now! Pot
committed to it for the rest of this section! Fantastic! Ya
know I can have Potato Spheres (Half-Version) with Salmon. That way I put
'em in oven and I can't wait to see how that turns out! Hmm looking at
polls in, "Mich," and I assume that means the senate race between MItCH
McConnell and his opponent i wanna say Alison McCraft. Amy McGrath.
That's my REAL guess! YEP NAILED IT.
Anyway. I hate all these Catholic Supreme Court
Justices either because I'm Prejudiced Against Catholic People OR because I
Don't Wanna Live In A Country where more than 10% of the highest court has A
TRACK RECORD based on HER OWN WORDS AND DEEDS that would inflict her Religious
Laws ON THE REST OF US. Probably the first one I HATE CATHOLICS SO
MUCH. I'm always thinking, "GOD DAMN CATHOLICS! I HOPE THEY NOMINATE
ANOTHER CATHOLIC TO THE SUPREME COURT JUST SO I COULD BE AGAINST HER!"
Yep that seems to check out. Also,
THIS ONE IS
EXPLICITLY MUCH MOE ADHERENT TO HER RELIGION OVER AMERICA'S LAWS, BUT THAT PART
IS PROBABLY OK THAT ALL CHECKS OUT AND EVERYTHING.
Also are the other
Supreme Court Catholics any better? I Dunno! Never did the
research! My guess is if they do share similar approached to Judiciating
Cases then at least they have the good sense and manners not to be so open about
Great, just great. Finished Beer #1. Will go
get Beer #2. Now Nurse is REALLY gonna start judging me. Based on
her severe Catholicism Beliefs. WHICH IS IN HER RIGHT. What
isn't in her right is being like HEY I'M GONNA SAY YOU CAN'T DRINK 2 BEERS
BEFORE NOON BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I FEEL LIKE SHOULD BE THE CASE!
UN-VIRTUOUS TO DO IT! ILLEGAL!!! That's the kind of person we're
going to be debating about nominating for Supreme Court. C'mon.
This isn't just a generic Ultra-Right Dogmatic Appointee. They're not
Neoconservative, THEY'RE FUCKING NUTS! Hey got Beer #2 and I was like,
Hmm gotta play it cool, gonna have a potato chip before I get the beer It's No
Big Deal then I got the beer and am like Hey Gonna Have Two More Potato Chips
Just To Show Everything's Cool. Then I went upstairs. With my
beer. No more potato chips. Except for inside me. They give me
the Strength I Need To Proceed.
Okay. Oh yeah gotta take that into account
for Lunch. Which would b the least obstructive in Kitchen. Salmon
+Potato is Oven. Sandwich, there's a lot of work for that. Cutting
Hard Bread In Half. Waiting around by the Noisy Microwave to heat up
Pastrami. Seems like Salmon is the way to go. I don't need
this nurse judging me based on how hard it is for me to Cut Hard Bread In Half!
Hmm bread would be a good side for salmon. I'd still have to cut it,
though. Not In Half, but just cut it Off The Loaf. Which is still
hard, this bread is hard! Anyway, hey, time to start Beer #2.
Today is 5 beers. Get off my back about it Last Day Of The Weekend Boy I
Need Some Release.
One more paragraph to finish up this section.
Hmm, what else is going on and crap. I want to be a Weekend Boy.
Not connected to The Weeknd. Connected to the 2-4 days of the week
that could potentially be called The Weekend. I'm That Kind of Boy.
Also how do we pronounce The Weeknd. Is it just the same as, "The
Weekend?" Or is it more like, "The Week... UNHD." Maybe, "The
WeekaND?" One day I hope to find out and also at the same time
find out Who The Weeknd Is. The point is I'm almost done with this
section! Hmm of course there's some #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor in
store for the rest of the day, but I feel like it's Very Possible I Watch Some
SOrt Of Movie As Well. New Movie? Maybe. Comedy?
Possibly? Old movie and/or not comedy? Sure we'll find out together.
Except for Just Me. You won't know at all! Be back in a bit!
Salmon + Spheres (Half Edition) in oven. Another 20 minutes and We're
Talking It's Totally Ready! Some pretty good polls for The Joseph
Robinette Biden campaign. Pretty good! Not Insanely Good but HEY
NOT BAD! Anyway. Biden's Polling vs Trump Nationally is just
around where he was 4 weeks ago (a .1 or .2 better, actually). Which is
cool ebcause when I stress-think-about-actual-election I'm often like, okay,
six weeks left or whatever, let's say Trump gains half a point 4 of those weeks,
Biden gains half a point 1 week, and 1 week is even. So basically Trump
gains 1.5 points over six weeks. And the premise is like Well
That'd Be GOOD For Trump, all those Gainings, but SOLIDLY Still Not Enough!
So basically Biden being Where Biden Was 4 weeks ago (roughly when this type of
thinking started) Hey That's Pretty Good!
Fascinating. Also if I HAD to pick a number
which would be Pretty Good Indicator for Biden
winning electoral college, it would be
him being +3 or +4 or more Points Nationally. And these polls leave a
margin of error ~3 points, too. Biden is up 7, 7 and a half points.
So basically if he gains, stays the same, or only loses a marginal amount he's
outpacing the margin of error and is A Now We're Talking Real Favorite.
And he CAN lose a couple points and still be a solid favorite. It's just
that this way it would be more emphatic! Cool! Anyway that's where
my head has been at in regards to Reading Lots Of Polls.
Hey, great. I have more than enough time to finish this
paragraph, then have Lunch with Final 2 or 3 Paragraphs. I need to outpace
the paragraphs by 3 points but I think I can get there solidly and Now WE're
Talking Real Favorite In Regards To Who May Or May Not Finish This Website
Entry. Hey get a load of this I'm gonna put salt on my Potatoes.
Now that I think about it MAYBE SOME PEPPER ON THEM SUCKERS, TOO! Hey
I can write a 4th paragraph probably, too, before Lunch is started. Which
makes sense because I dunno why not who gives a fig. Haven't used my Hot
Sauce in a long time. Similar situation as salmon. When I do use it,
IN RELATIVELY SMALL AMOUNTS, its usually pretty good. But I'm TOO TIMID to
try it. Doesn't SEEM RIGHT on the outset!
Fantastic. Gonna enjoy a Day After Entry with a solid
At Least 2 Beers Post Entry. Gonna enjoy lots of things. I gotta
bring up a Beer Can #3 somehow with lunch. I can't put it in my pocket.
My sweat pants are on inside out! I'd have to stuff it inside my pants to
get to the pocket. And nobody needs that kind of harassment forcing Nurse
to Watch That. I'M NO LOUIE CK. What if I just changed my sweat
pants and made 'em Not Inside Out. I Dunno That Sounds Like A Lot Of
Work. And I'm pointedly against work. That's My Whole Ethos!
Based on my OEUVRE, at least, if you will. Facing North for this
section of entry. Facing North real good.
Hey got lunch. No beer. 2 more paragraphs here!
Hey Next #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor is the one with DON RICKLES.
And BOBCAT GOLDTHWAIT. And A BUNCH OF OTHER ACTORS NOBODY KNOWS.
When I bring down Empty Plate, and bring up Beer #3, and this is all predicated
on the entry ending-- I'll watch some #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor, sue.
Also Salmon tastes FINE from the oven. Not a huge difference! But
pretty good No Complaints. 2 Filets. Only .5 OF ONE FILET LEFT.
That'll learn 'em. Dinner, if I had to decide this very moment, I'd say
It's Delivery: No It's Not: It's Digiorno. But Sandwich is also possible!
Lots of things are possible! It's just that most of those things have Very
Very Low probabilities!
Cool. The good thing about Salmon is I'm really getting
my Daily Dose of Mercury. Fascinating. One can only imagine
what sort of Great Wonderful Word I will turn to in Scrabble Players' Dictionary
later today in the Evening. I'm guessing A Real Word. One with a
definition and everything! Still not sure what Red Miso tastes like.
It either tastes Plain or it tastes something I Can't Put My Finger On.
Probably a combination. It's 40% Tastes Plain and 60% Tastes Something I
Can't Put My Finger On. Oh. Red Miso. Right. The moral
of the story is I would never be able to identify this again. Anyway hey
another entry in the books. I'll be back tomorrow!
September 26, 2020
presumptuous of me. Calling you my friend. For all I know you can't
stand my guts. Speaking of guts, I had a dream I had the tenacity to look
at myself in in the mirror Real-Profile-Like, and I was like, hey my Gut
ain't too protruding. I can live with This Kinda Gut. Then I
woke up, looked in the mirror, I HAD AN ACCURATE ASSESSMENT OF MY GUT IN MY
DREAM, but this time around I was like yeah this is what I pictured but
on second thought Ain't So Great No Bueno Oh Well Such Is Life. Also
both In Dream and In Real Life I was sucking it in JUST A BIT. Not TOO
much. I feel like this is well within my rights when assessing my profile.
Everyone Sucks It In. I'm just like everyone else I'm not cheating.
Well, I am cheating, but everyone is cheating. If everyone is
doing something Wrong, Is It Really Wrong? Good Philosophy-em-up.
I guess. You're not gonna believe this, I did have
salmon for lunch yesterday, and I enjoyed it just fine! You'd think after
having this situation happen 12 times in a row, dreading Salmon and then
enjoying it, I'd get used to it at this point. Not used to it! Still
Bothers Me Something Awful! Anyway new development in #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
-- still watching them chronologically, still making an effort to Pay As Much
Attention As Possible-- but also giving myself slack for doing it while Circle
Walking and/or watching it while PERIODICALLY checking Phone. Not on Phone
for Entire Time! Just 5 times an episode I pick it up and am like Hmm wonder
what's going on on my phone twitter hmm what's that all about. I feel
this is A Great Compromise and nobody can take that away from me.
Probably not. What would they have to gain from
doing it. I guess they COULD but now the question is Why WOULD... they.
Hey I watched #SteveMartinFatherOfTheBrideToRemember and it was a solid 30
minutes! That's the lowest I would have Not Felt Cheated With AND THEY GOT
ME THERE! So, great, what else do I got going for me. Lunch with
Part III. Possibly Pastrami Sandwich Part II: This Time With Soup.
Opened up a bag of #2020KettleChipsToRemember. Ya'll know what that's
like. Drinking Beer! So much Positives Going On In Life.
Still haven't gotten my Absentee Ballot Yet. Looking forward to that.
There's a solid 95% chance I get to have my vote counted and everything!
only 5% chance they throw it out for some bullshit reason! And I guess
subtract 1% from one of those and its a 1% chance I legitimately Mess Up Ballot
By Accident. Hey what if we subtracted .5% from each of those options.
I Ain't Here To Tell You How To Live Your Life.
Anyway. Possible Alternative Lunches -- Salmon & Side
(RICE or POTATO) or Frozen Meal & RICE DEF NOT POTATO FOR THIS OPTION.
Maybe a ROLL or something. I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE SOME NICE POLLS
TODAY. Some nice, REAL NICE, ones overnight that I was made privy to
this morning. Since then NOTHIN' NEW! How am I supposed to know
What's Going On At All?!?! I'm looking forward to Tuesday Debate. I
know they say Biden is prone to Gaffe but I feel like there's only a 15% amount
of times that Trump Is NOT GAFFING. He says something reasonable about 1
out of 7 times and whenever that happens you could tell He's Not Really Into It.
So that'll be fun. Yeah sure I guess. Anyway Facing EAST for
this section of entry. Next entry? PROBABLY NORTH!
I'd like to Be North: The Movie. I never saw it but
I think its about Parents Fighting Over Who Gets To Be Elijah Wood's Parents.
Solid 5 out of 7 chance that's more or less the plot. Also I estimate
things IN DIVISIONS OF SEVENS get over it! Anyway borrowed a
Dictionary from my Parents and that's non-stop fun. Just flip randomly to
a word and be like LOL I GET IT. Also its the
OFFICIAL SCRABBLE PLAYERS' DICTIONARY which is even better! Not only does
it Actually Have Definitions (dunno what that adds to the equation) but the
definitions are 3-6 words long. I CAN GET THE GIST OF IT WITHIN LESS THAN
2 SECONDS! What was the first word I turned to last night To Start
Us All Off. Pitchy. LOL WONDERFUL.
Anyway I'm going to only do that in moderation. I can't
be looking at words and living my life based on those words All Day All The
Time! Put that off FOR A LONG TIME now. We're talkin NOT UNTIL
SUNDOWN. Kinda in the same spirit of as playing with a Ouija Board.
But you Always Get Som Sort Of Answer! What fun until it scares you and
you're scared out of your whits. Remember Walt Whitman. Who
could forget? Hey this is the sixth paragraph of the section.
What else do I got going on. Just finished Beer #1. Figure Beer #2
with Part II. Part III is Lunch #1. And Possibly No Beer, Possibly
SOME Beer #3, and Possibly ALL Beer #3. What a fun entry I got planned.
Only gonna get better once we Advance In Sections. I'll be back in a bit!
I Wasn't Paying Attention
great I'm back now. Certainly looking like Soup & Sandwich Lunch.
When I used to watch Seinfeld I never related to the Soup Nazi Plot. Never
ate soup when I was a kid! Never watched Seinfeld when I was an Adult (and
Eating Soup!) Actually, I dunno, Maybe it DID Speak To Me.
Actually, yeah, in retrospect, it's The Exact Opposite! Soup was gross to
me in real life but that episode made me REALLY FEEL LIKE Hmm that soupd must
be GREAT. I can sort of IMAGINE Looking Forward to Getting Soup FROM THIS
GUY. So yeah what I originally said was 100% wrong. Get used
to it most of what I say is 100% Wrong! Well, most of what I say is 6 out
of 7 times wrong.
Cool! I like reading polls. Hmm nice poll
for Trump right here, but what do they have to say about THIS OTHER Poll that
just came out which was better for Biden? Hmm this poll showed Collins
tied with Gideon but HOW ABOUT THIS OTHER POLL Where Gideon is ahead by six?
How do you reconcile those two things YOU IDIOTS. I assume
Gideon is related to The Bible. I'd like to Get GIDDY ON YOU
Baby OH YEAH. Hey here's a New Blasphemous Sex Kink-- Jerk off
while reading the Bible. No one has thought of this is 3000 years.
But it's about time they DO start thinking about it. You can get in on
the ground level! You're the first to think about and/or do it!
There are no rules you're a pioneer go about it however you want! Yep
sounds like fun. Ohhh yeah Lot's Wife looking back at Sodom & Gomorrah
Look At That Sin Baby Look At That Sin Bad. Oooh your frozen solid baby
aren't you. Sinbad. Hmm.
Anyway. Hey Paragraph The Third of Section The
Second. Really, "Digging," these breadsticks I got Thursday. They're
Nice Crunchy and Hearty and only at 50 calories a Pop! Also they're Bread
Pops more than Bread Sticks. They're vaguely Hollow Inside. It's A
Bread Pop. Hmm good compromise for Soup Nazi and Vaguely Disrespectful
Customer-- NO BREAD For You. You get the soup, that's what you
paid for, and without Giving People Soup he'd go out of business-- but no BREAD
for you. That'll keep people coming back AND give the Soup Nazi a way of
punishing people who disrespect him and his store and His Soup In General.
Cool! I like the Scrabble Players' Dictionary
because for about 19 out of 20 words I'm like Man I Never Would Have Thought
Of That. I guess, I'm relatively smart in a lot of ways, but Scrabble
for whatever reason is not where I shine. Yes I know ALL THESE WORDS
now that you're reminding me but I'd Never Think Of Pretty Much ANY Of 'Em!
Maybe I can't perform under pressure. I know usually in Scrabble there's
no time limit, but still it's being considerate socially that your main instinct
While Trying To Come Up With Word is HEY I BETTER COME UP WITH AN ANSWER
QUICK I'M FRUSTRATING EVERYONE ELSE. Because I'm a GOOD GUY.
A real PEOPLE PERSON. The primary goal isn't to win it's to Get The Game
Movin' Every Time And In Every Way You Can! MAYBE HAVE SOME
CHIPS WITH SANDWICH FOR LUNCH.
Sure, great, what else do I got going on.
Also shouldn't it be illegal to deny Soups based on Whims. It's like if
how, post Civil Rights Era in the South, they were like Hmm I can't deny you
based on skin color but I CAN DENY YOU based on me perceiving that you're
disrespecting me. And People Of Your Color Just ALWAYS Seem To Be
Disrespecting Me! No those laws would be no good. SO basically
the Soup Nazi Is A Lie... right? Seems like it. Is it wrong to
call it the, "Civil Rights Era?" Doesn't it sort of imply that ok
this era we addressed Civil Rights okay knocked that out of the park lets move
on! We need a Civil Rights Era II: The Return Of Civil Rights.
Sounds about right yes that would be perfect and wonderful!
One more paragraph to finish this section. I
feel like in the mid-to-late 1990's they should have had a Scrabble PC Game?
I dunno 50/50 they did. On one hand seems like a very logical game to
make. On the other hand, I'd almost definitely have had that game if it
existed, and I Didn't have That Game As Far As I Could Remember. LMLTURQ.
Yeah it existed. Well My Parents REALLY Dropped The Ball not giving me
this game. One can only imagine how great I'd be at Scrabble (And Other
Stuff!) if I had this. Oh well such is life. I get that Words
With Friends is a modern incarnation of this. But I'm talkin 1990's not
2000's or 2010's! Get off my back about it! I'll be back with part
III in a little bit!
I Don't Know What's Going On
some Great Lunch Now. A solid B+/A- Lunch. Nice Hearty Pastrami
Sandwich on French'd Bread and ~125 Cal Worth of #2020KettleChipsToRemember.
Also when I say Hearty Sandwich I MEAN Hearty Sandwich. I've become so
conditioned to Not-Hearty-At-All Portions of Meat in Sandwich. This time
around DOUBLED THAT and it looks like REAL SANDWICH you could get at
DELICATESSEN. Tastes like one, too! DELICIOUS! Is it
possible that the first Meal I Can Get from Lifted Quarantine is Subway?
I DUNNO I LIKE TO MIX THINGS UP!. Anyway I have just about the right
amount of meals left over for Rest Of Week (Ending Wednesday Night). And
that INCLUDES Freezer Meals. & Cup O Noodles Meals. & Presumably 1
Cooksworth of Pasta (2 Meals). What a wonderful world. I even
put Pastrami in Microwave for 60 seconds (1 minute). Now we're talkin
What else is going on and crap. Finish Salmon for
dinner? Sounds good. Except for the Finishing part. I
get 4 filets worth. Had 1.5 for Last Meal With Salmon. Even if I
have a full 2 filets for Upcoming Meal, that's .5 a filet left over! Which
may very well be an entire 1.0 Filet! So I got that to think about.
About halfway through TOFU. Only had it as snack. No full
meals or anything! Had 2 or 3 Buffalo Wings: Hot 'n Spicy Edition.
Still got more of that left over! Solid! Buffalo Soldiers is when
African Americans Fought In Teh Civil War, right? Figure there's a solid
80% chance that's at least KIND OF correct and, within that, about a 50% chance
Yep More Or Less Correct. Nope formed right AFTER Civil War.
AWESOME 80% KIND OF correct Pretty Close!
Cool! I've only eaten the tofu Cold! Figure
Microwaving it'll do something to it. Ovenning it Even More Stuff Being
Done To It! The point is I can't imagine any other meat that I'd rather
have as a Hearty Sandwich for This Particular Lunch Right Now In Particular.
Everything is just, "Clicking!" Anyway I've been getting this salmon many
times over months and I don't think I've tried Ovenning it even once.
Maybe I can do that JUST TO MIX THINGS UP. Also because I usually have it
with rice (No Bueno In Oven!) but this time I'm saving The Small Amount Of
LeftOver Rice to pair with Frozen Meal. So I'm gonna have small amount of
Potatoes with Salmon. And Potato Half Spheres are best in Oven. So
Salmon and Potato Half Spheres In Oven for tonight. IT'S ALL ADDING UP AND
LOOKING TO BE A FANTASTIC DAY FOR MEALS ALL AROUND.
Also Bob Marley knew about Buffalo Soldiers.
Where does he get off knowing more about American History than 90% Of Americans.
Buffalo soldiers... that's when the Native American uses ALL Of The Soldier.
Anyway this may be the penultimate paragraph. This may be the penultimate
to the penultimate paragraph. Most likely one of those! I got that
going on for me is the point. Movie based on Scrabble. That
Means Nothing! Facing North Right Now. That Means Nothing!
Still have 3 beers for tomorrow and day after tomorrow. Assuming I drink
another 2 today. That Means Nothing Too! SO MANY NOTHINGS.
Wonderful. Man oh man imagine this scenario-- it's
40 minutes from now, get a pang of hunger. I go to the fridge and why what
else would there be but A Platter Of Several Buffalo Wings For Me! And I
only have one, save the rest for a later date. Mmmm now I got myself
looking forward for the rest of the day. That'll Hit All The Spots.
Anyway entry is just about over. Figure I'll get started on Beer #3 of 4
almost right when this entry is over. Its fun because it gives me
something to look forward to. I can really get into The Last Two Sentences
Of The Entry happily knowing I got a great Future Ahead Of Me. Hey if that
was the... uh... 2 more sentences from last sentence? Hey great
news that means this is the last sentence!
POST ENTRY THOUGHT-- What if The Soup Nazi IS Illegal, but he pays off the
authorities In Soup??
September 25, 2020
Thought Of This Title Yet
No! All Me, Baby! Most people wouldn't include the commas
between, "Hell' and 'No" nor, "All Me' and 'Baby!" Maybe the 2nd one
is slightly more common. But the point is I GOT 'EM BOTH RIGHT.
Wait a second I never added the comma between, "Hell' and 'No." I
tohught to do it and then I got ahead of myself and went ahead and patted myself
on the back about it without actually changing it. Well that's great,
just great. Now I look like AN INSANE Person! Probably. I
wonder, assuming I have any number of readers, what's in people's heads in terms
of What I Imaginarily Look Like and/or What I Imaginarily Sound Like.
My guess is A Lot Better than how I look and/or sound in real life.
Maybe you're a Glass-Is-Half-Empty Guy. And you imagine
my appearence and sound to be Horrible. I dunno That's On You you get
to choose your own adventure is the point. Anyway gonna have some
delicious meat loaf for dinner and adequate-tasting Salmon + Rice for Lunch.
Most likely! Anyway what else is going on and crap. Finished
Watching Men In Black International: The Movie With Lower Production Values Than
I Was Expecting and also Competed Jumanji: Now We're Talking Some Great
Production Values. I dunno maybe its because I wasn't paying attention
to Men In Black In The Right Way. Just felt like Yeah they're kinda
phoning it in with this special effects and whatnot. Probably was just The
Mood I Was In! Maybe I found the acting TOO ENGAGING that everything else
seemed like shit! Yeah lets go with that.
Well, great, what else is going on. Do I really
want Salmon? Probably not but I'm gonna have it AND ENJOY IT anyway!
What else is going on in the wide world of sports. Up to Episode Eight of
#TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor. Its good I'm only watching 2-4 episodes
a day I am DIVERSIFYING my entertainment portfolio. What other movies are
in store. Hey there's a Father of The Bride Part III: The Squeakwell,
"Dropping," Tonight! I saw Father Of The Bride Part II Many Times because
they repeatedly Showed It To Me on Cable Television! Don't remember
much Father of The Bride Part I. I guess that was deemed, "Too Hot' For
TV!" Anyway its a nice friendly familiar festive film and I look
forward to watching it! Gotta be honest though I HIGHLY ANTICIPATE
NOT GREAT PRODUCTION VALUES!!!
Anyway, what else is going on. That reminds me
I STILL NEED TO FINISH MARTIN SHORT: THE BOOK! I really Can Do That, ya
know! I can Read More. I've got the time! It seems like an
appropriate way to spend the time! Well we'll see I guess. Hey I DID
FINISH Steve Martin: The Book! So basically I got it all covered.
Martin Short: The Book is a friendly familiar festive... non.... FICTION.
Yep that seems to be accurate. The point is its very possible Should
Quarantine be lifted completely or almost completely, I may or may not try Stand
Up Comedy: Open Mics. Reading books have prepared me for this!
Hmm that reminds me the one Book which is from a Primarily Stand Up Guy was the
George Carlin book which I NEED TO CONTINUE AS WELL. I don't know WHY I
CAPITALIZED that. I don't know a lot of things!
Great, just great. I'm starting to realize how the Plot
Holes or Confusions in many #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor weren't totally
unanticipated or accidental. I get the sense They Know It's Not 100%
Logical THAT ADDS TO THE #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor ETHOS! Also I
like using the word, "Ethos." I used to think that the word, "Oeuvre," has
the definition that the word, "Ethos," really has. Oh boy what great
website fodder. Anyay I Got A Lot of OEUVRE!!! This website, The
Uppers, Non-The Uppers Music, Past Crazysheet.com... SOCIAL MEDIA POSTS...
Lots of stuff to keep myself entertained. Also who do I contact about
being an Influencer. I feel like I could be a real UNIQUE influencer I
think I could THRIVE in that field maybe! I'll be back!
down Part II of Groceries today. We're talkin' I'm done wiping stuff
down until next Thursday Unless We Get Amazon or something In Which Cse Yes It
Falls To Me To Wipe Some More Stuff Down. Anyway you're gonna enjoy
this story-- since I started getting Groceries Delivered, 1) get a lot less soda
than I used to (6 or 8 bottles instead of SIXTEEN UP TO TWENTY BOTTLES) and also
I get a monochromatic kinda soda. Which is close to the right word I'm
trying to use! All Pepsi or whatever. But THIS TIME I get TWO DIET
PEPSI, TWO SPRITE ZERO, AND TWO ORANGE SODA. Get a load of that story
ooofff man am I entertained and I EVEN HEARD IT BEFORE! Also my Dad
was whistling The 10 Commandments: The Film Tune, and I said 10
commandments, is that the tune you were coming? I MEAN HUMMING?
So there's that.
I never seen The 10 Commandments: The Film. Somehow
I picked up the theme to it. Probably from My Dad whistling it in the
past. Seems like the most logical conclusion to me. Also earlier
my Mom was listening to Tig Notaro and I was like, to myself that must be Tig
Notaro but I didn't Call It and just asked my Mom and she said Tig Notaro
and I was like I coulda said that and impressed my parents. But I
missed that opportunity. Oh well there goes that. Gotta assume,
"Tig," is short for something. I dunno about that. LMLTURQ.
HMM SORT OF! Her official name per Wikipedia is, Mathilde 'Tig' O'
Callaghan Notaro. There's a, "T," and an, "I" sound in "Mathilde,"
And there's a, "G," (but not a, "GUH") in Callaghan. I feel like we
accomplished a lot in this paragraph. Made the memory of me saying is
that the tune you were coming to my Dad fade further into the past.
I wonder if Freud has a problem (or would have a
problem should he be living) with Freudian Slips. He's like Look
I did thousands of ground breaking stuff with therapy and the one thing my name
is on is This Weird Phenomenon? Sure it's COOL and INTERESTING that it
exists And Potentially Provides A Lot Of Laughs but I DID SO MUCH MORE WHY AM I
RELEGATED TO THE HISTORY BOOKS WITH THIS BULLSHIT? Hey I just
remembered to start Beer #2. Starting to get back into Drinking Beer
Directly From Can as opposed to Pouring Into Glass. Feels Right For Right
Now. That's all. I used to be into the, "Alternative Comedy," Scene.
Well, not so much the scene. Just the comedians associated with it.
So Knowing Tig Notaro is A Thing I Was Very Proud and Protective Of. Oh
well My Mom is cool she, "Gets It," any Alternative Comic would be GLAD to have
my Mom as a Fan.
Right? That sounds about right. Also, at some
point, most of the comedians I associated with, "Alternative Comedy," became (or
I guess always had been) the Main Stream Top Comedians. I mean, not
just in Quality, but Business-wise. But they're still Alternative Comedy.
They're the alternative to Whatever Has Zero Percent, No Comedy. Comedy is
the alternative to tragedy. So everything out there that's tragedy-- which
is much of the world-- these guys (and ladies!) are the alternative to that!
Yep that seems to check out. Wonderful! Oh right gotta start Beer
#2. Maybe that's how Comedy Works. The Greats start out as
Alternative, then they become mainstream, then they become old and we're all
like hmm not as on the ball as they once were oh well we're pot committed to
them at this point and then the cycle starts over again with New People.
Probably. Also it's VERY possible that I used
the title, "No One Thought Of This Title Yet," before. At the very
least, something conveying the same meaning with 75% of the same words.
Also I probably used THIS Section's Title Before too! But the first
one is more egregious because the content of it is immediately called into
question. Anyway. I was temporarily turned off during Jumanji
II because I was like hmm this one person whose supposed to be part of the
main ensemble is clearly not getting in their fair share of screen time.
Then I realized I'm thinking of a CHARACTER in the film, not an actor.
Because the characters switch between actors. And it makes sense for from
a business side that you want all your Ensemble Actors to feel like they got
their fair share. But now I was feeling bad for One Of The Characters
being split up between actors and Not Being Quite As Main As The Others.
Yeah! I'll be back in a bit.
Going To Have To Speak Up
don't gotta do nothin No Title Gonna Tell Me What To Do. Great.
I think, I always don't look forward to Salmon, but this time its even more
because I'm imagining Red Miso means That Spicy Stuff they give you as a Side
for Sushi. I know its not the same thing. I even tasted a small
piece of the Red Miso Salmon I HAVE RIGHT NOW. And it didn't taste like
that! Didn't taste great, but tasted okay! But the point is I
dunno not interesting in eating food that tastes like Spicy Side For Sushi.
Great, just great. I HAVE TO eat it. I could have a Pastrami
Sandwich like I did yesterday. I would LIKE that. But I'm
anticipating Doing That With A Soup and I DON'T WANT TO EAT SOUP RIGHT NOW.
These are the days of my lives. I dunno.
According to Fifty Three Eight, Ohio has come around to be SLIGHTLY Biden
leaning. I like the idea of that compared to other states. I live
NEAR Ohio ALL THESE CONSIDERED I'm gonna have to DEAL with these people after
Election it'd be nice to know They're WITH US. Ohio must be a good
state because they have multiple sport teams in single major sports.
Cincinnati is in Ohio. CLEVELAND IS IN OHIO. That's about it for
Baseball at least but Still Pretty Good Accomplishment. They also got that
going on for Football. MAN OHIO CAN'T GET ENOUGH SPORTS FOR
THEMSELVES. What about Pennsylvania. They got that going on too
for MLB. These Midwest Teams love baseball! Also I Never felt
comfortable having Ohio being Mid West. Look its VERY East all
things considered, who you trying to kid? How about Mid East.
It's not Coastal East, but it's closer East Middle than West Middle.
How about that indeed. The point is I'd love to
have meatloaf for lunch today instead of dinner but I pot committed to having it
as part of a communal dinner tonight. Mmm drinking from Can Beer Makes
Me A Big Man. I wonder how much alcohol consumption will be in Father
Of The Bride III. Gotta be a lot, right? I'm looking forward to
this! Better be like 40 minutes or an hour. If they teased it for us
This Much, For So Long, it can't be like 5 minutes, right? They've built
it up SO MUCH that that'd be letting us down! Anyway. MINNESOTA,
HUH? You know how McDonalds used to have Super Sized fries/soft drinks,
but they had to stop because it was bad for the public health? Maybe they
should have had Super Small Sized. Either In the Past or presumably They
Can Do It Now, Wouldn't Be Bad For Public Health At All! And it's just
like here's a dozen and a half fries. That's 18 fries.
Let's say between 17-19 As A Rule. Also them fries are small fries.
No Dinner Fries Here. Tiny Fries!
Cool. Super Small Soda is just a shot glass. I
dunno how they're not hemorrhaging money with that, giving a Shot Glass away
every time someone orders A Super Small Soda. Hell people would be
doing it Just For The Glass. ME I get ALL My Silverware as part of
Promotions from Fast Food Resturaunts. Wonderful. How did
Silverware become the term used for Those Utensils Regardless of what
they're made out of. Silver is pretty good, but its not even the most
optimal thing! Goldware is even better. And most silverware is Less
Than Silver. So what's the deal with that All Together! YWe make
Glass out of Sand, right? We've got a lot of sand. Sand ain't goin'
nowhere. Does Steve Martin talk to the camera/film audience during
Father Of The Brides? I honestly can't imagine it one way or another.
50/50 that it involves Him Talking To Us.
Great, just great. Another Lunch After Entry.
Assuming I have lunch. Assuming I finish entry. Lots of assumptions
all around! I could do Stand Up Open Mic comedy. I've got a real
B/B+ Set For A Beginner Open Miccer! And I would GROW as a writer &
performer over time one would imagine! Also I might get some hugs!
Best part of performing at Final for Stand Up Comedy Class which Was A Show! Got
(2 hugs? was
it 3 hugs even? I HAD BEEN DRINKING [after my performance])
People WANT to AND ACTUALLY FEEL COMFORTABLE TO SHOW AND GO AHEAD AND DO
physical affection with me? What The Hell This Is Weird BUT GOOD.
Also the one I'm remembering was possibly an Elderly Black Lady? Maybe
not. 50's or 60's lady. I THINK she was black In My Memory?
Alright I ALWAYS WONDERED what my demographic would
be! Now I know! And let me tell you its a thrill Just To HAVE A
Demographic. I'm used to the pie chart to be Stuck At Zero Percent and it
Just Being Nothing. Anyway almost done with the entry. In a way I
already am done. Finished 5 Paragraphs x 3 Sections = 15 paragraphs.
Now is just Bonus Time. I dunno. We're at that point where I wanna
have lunch because its unhealthy to skip lunch but I also really don't want that
salmon so I dunno maybe have BUFFALO WINGS? I had sort of relegated them,
in my mind, to be Snackworthy, but its healthier in the end to have THAT be a
lunch! So that's where I'M at. Hey SNL is coming back next week?
I enjoy that because its one of the only (perhaps the only?) show I've continued
to watch regularly as new episodes come out since getting rid of my TV last
April. Awesome! I can't wait to see their Send Up of
Father Of the Bride III: The Best Production Values You Could Get Considering
Alright 1 more bonus paragraph. Is part of
me wanting Ohio to be Biden Country as opposed to other possible swing states
because I imagine Ohio to be Very White and I to am Very White? I dunno.
I wouldn't say I'm very white. I've got the White Privilege down Pretty
Good. That's the main way I'm white. But also I'm Jewish and whatnot
so its A Whole Thing! I want to be an ALLY. It's easier to
win when you have allies. Team up on That There Enemy! Makes sense
to me. See that elderly black lady who gave me a hug SHE KNEW WHERE MY
HEART WAS. Anyway gonna finish up the entry right about now.
I'll see you guys later.
September 24, 2020
just did Weekly Chore of Wiping down Phase I of Super Market Groceries.
Phase I-- Refridgerator & Freezer Stuff. Phase II-- Other Stuff.
Phase III-- Continue Phase II ACtions if Not Completed During Phase II.
Phase IV: A New Hope. Anyway about to sip the beer alcohol I so crave
for the first time in MORE THAN 60 HOURS. I crunched the numbers, figured
1/2 a day at 12 hours is a good Measuring Stick. So Moe than 2.5 days is
the point! Where's my Mathematics Award. Oh, I get it.
You're waiting for the end of the entry for you to give it to me. I see
what you're up to! ALright, I'll Play Along!...
Hey, great. I think I possibly Didn't Get Enough
Meal Foods from delivery. Unpackin' stuff I was like Hmm I definitely
didn't OVER Order. That's great because I don't have Stuff I HAVE To Eat,
but the other side of that coin is I don't have Stuff TO Eat. Also in
Batman Forever we never were really exposed to the origin of Two Face (Tommy Lee
Jones). In that four movie portion of the franchise, every other main
villian we see how they started out and how they became what they became.
This movie, 3rd into the 4th, we just see Two Face being a Super Villian and
WE'RE SUPPOSED TO JUST KNOW WHAT HIS DEAL IS? That's the main problem I
have with this movie. This is important stuff because people, OTHER
people, may have seen this movie, and now they realize, YEAH I'VE BEEN
JIPPED WHERE IS THE ORIGIN FOR TWO FACE NO WONDER I DON'T CARE ABOUT THIS
CHARACTER AT ALL NO ORIGIN CRAZYSHEED NAILS IT AGAIN.
Yep that seems to check out. Thinking about having
It's Delivery: Wait, Nope: Gotcha For A Second, Though!: Dijornio Pizza
for lunch. We're talking PEPPERONI Pizza. A lot of cocern that Trump
isn't interested in committing to a Peaceful Transfer of Power shoud he lose the
election. What does that mean, really. Would he be a conscientious
objector? That sounds like Trump to a T! Yes i will abdicate the
throne literally and I won't Physically Fight You But in my Heart Of Hearts I
will always be president! Sounds about right. What if he
wants to re-make his image after Losing to be more a bipartisan figure.
I can see him starting off that long road by being like Hmm just lost maybe
we should be CO presidents lol just kidding anyway I'll be appearing on Fox &
Friends Three Times a Day You Haven't Seen The Last Of Good Ol' Uncle Trump!
Either that or he won't abdicate the throne and will use the police, secret
polices, and right wing militia (gangs) to try to intimidate the remnants of our
appointed democratic leaders, what do I know!!!
Anyway finished Season I of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
It's relevant to think of This Fall In Regards To Frights because, like most
other Falls, HALLOWEEN occurs this time around. It's the main holiday
Of Fall! Maybe we shuold have Halloween every 2 years instead of every
year. Or maybe once every four years. The point is Halloween is
where we participate in our society and make our voice heard (in regards to
expressing ourselves with costuming) and Election Day is when we're scared out
of our wits (in regards to Democracy Facing A Significantly Big Challenge Again
This Time. It seems like it's not great if every election, Democracy is on
the ballot. Seems like not such a great way for Democracy to Go About Its
Business. I blame Republicans. Yep seems to check out.
Democrats haven't exactly been A Plus On Top Of Things. Yeah but still
they're Pro-Democracy for the most part on the whole. Yep seems to
Anyway. If my memory serves me correctly, the next
#TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor is the one with Jeffrey Tambor and Demi Moore.
LMLTURQ. YEP CHECKS OUT. Also if you watch this
episode with the knowledge that Tambor was a jerk to work with particularly with
women-- adds another layer to his performance (And Demi Moore's performance
acting OPPOSITE that kind of character!). Alos hey it's just a good
episode C'mon you guys'll get a kick out of it TRY IT if you don't like it then
You're Wrong but just TRY IT YOU'LL LIKE IT IT'S FUN AND STUFF. Anyway. I
should be getting my Ballot in the mail this week. I should be getting
lots of things. This is just one example. Anyway gonna write a sixth
paragraph for Part I! WOW!
Fascinating. Halfway through the newest Men In Black:
This Time They're British And/Or A Lady. It's an okay movie I guess!
Really invested in these characters and the plot. I mean aliens are
involved as far as I can tell and presumably the fate of our world may
ultimately hang in the balance. I haven't really been paying attention but
that's often the gist of it. Also the premise that Men In Black is a
Global Thing and not an American Thing, I dunno what to do with that. I
think our first instinct was Men In Black there's something
particularly American about that. But hey if the Globe wants it The Globe
Can Have 'Em! They're probably jerks regardless of movies trying to get us to
relate to them and like 'em! That's just Hollywood Movie Magic Fiction at
Anyway. Figure I'll write a seventh paragraph
before I take Break. How come there's not more stories of Real Life Mafia
killing and/or maiming film makers portraying Mafia. You'd think, time and
time again, real life mafia is like hey these guys are making us look bad.
Look liek a joke! Oh Well What Can Ya Do. I guess in the end
they're just PUSSIES. What else is going on and crap. Look I can
have Truly Whatever I Want For Lunch to a degree rarely seen. What do I
really want in my Heart Of Hearts. I Need A New Deck of Cards This One
Has Been Corrupted. I got the heart of hearts. Nope not
amusing! Damnit! Anyway I had a nice beef empanada that's
supposed to be fried in Cooking Water but I used it in the oven which ALMOST
made it fresh and I had that as part of mny dinner last night. The pastry
part was gross but the Beef inside Tastes Cooked Well Enough! So great
I'll be back in a little bit for some reason no one is really sure of.
a nice, hearty breadstick as a snack. We're talkin not as Long but more
Width than you'd expect. Sounds like an interesting way to have a
Penis. I don't got thta problem but I'm sure SOME people do. And
they're always like YES I'M NOT LONG I KNOW THAT'S A PROBLEM BUT IS IT JUST
ME OR IS THIS THING WIDER THAN USUAL SO IT ALL EVENS OUT BUT NO ONE DOES A TAPE
MEASUREMENT AROUND SO I CAN'T KNOW THE EXACT DIMENSIONS FOR SURE. Anyway,
great, now I'm facing East? I can learn to deal with that in time.
Better learn quick its only for the next 5-7 paragraphs. UHOH BETTER
GET ON TOP OF THAT!
Man oh man am I into watching #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
You might think watching while Buzzed is incongrous with my Fall Plan to get an
IMMERSIVE FOCUSED experience while watching. Nope! The key is No
Phone or anything while its going on. That's it just watch the episodes.
Beer or no beer I will appreciate it more, and With Beer? Maybe even MORE
than More! Anyway the Intro to #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor shuold be
a 3D Motion Simulator Ride. Hmm making these twists and turns slowly.
Goin' down a spiral staircase... slowly. Inching closer to the cofin I
hope no one pops out of i--- OH CRAP! They took my picture right when
Cryper Keeper Popped Out Of Coffin! The look in mny face for that Fright
is gonna be remembered forever!
Cool. Maybe put Pizza in oven Now. Sounds about
right. If I really do want Pizza. Eh maybe just Knock some Red
Miso Salmon out of the park. Finish 50% of the White Rice I had left
over. Then it's REALLY time to Eat Whatever I want for Future Meals in the
next few days. Alright gonna have salmon in a bit. Tried 2 Small
Cubes of Tofu just now And Hey Tastes Good Enough. Have some of that
with Salmon. Some Old Rice. Anyway, I dunno. Am I allowed to
start a militia. I mean, my specific ethnicity, political alignment, and
geographical location. If I started a group of like-minded, heavily armed
people to go out and either Just Intimidate or Look Actively For Violence--
would that be a Militia or a gang. That's a tough one. Politically, you'd
think Gang because of my politics. Probably! On the other hand I Am
White Which Gives Me Lots Of Points In The Other Direction.
Fascinating. So yes its terrifying to see Rhight Wing
Violence Gangs patrolling the streets but its helpful to remember yeah but
what about all the towns and cities where They're NOT Patrolling the streets.
There are way more places without Right Wing Violence Gangs than WITH them!
...For now. I don't like that sound of That qualifier! Anyway
what else is going on and crap. What exactly was Jeffrey Tambor guilty of
again? I think it was being really mean to ladies. Like verbally
berating them if they do a bad job acting? Sounds about right.
LMLTURQ. GOOGLE: WHAT WAS JEFFREY TAMBOR GUILTY OF? GOOGLE:
MIKE, I SEE WHAT YUOR POINT IS HE WAS NEVER ACTUALLY TRIED IN A COURT OF LAW, HE
DID NOTHIN WR-- MIKE: NO I JUST MEAN WHAT DID HE DO THAT WAS WRONG
I'M NOT SAYING HE'S INNOCENT I JUST FORGET. Google: OH LMLTURQ...
Some of it is what I said but Also MULTIPLE accusations of Sexual
Harassment. NO BUENO BUDDY YOU'VE BEEN CANCELLED.
Anyway. I think LGBTQ+ phrasing should add a
letter for Straight and/Or Cisgender People and Hey It's Just Everyone.
I BELIEVE IN A GENDERBLIND FUTURE. Probably. Don't think
about it too often but Sure Why Not. Anyway hey what's going on and
crap, four beers for today almost definitely, just about finishing beer #2.
That's more quickly than I wanna do under ideal conditions but I went MORE THAN
60 HOURS without beer so for Thursdays I'm giving myself a little leeway.
Is there something we haven't thought of that isn't covered by LGTLBQ + Straight
+ Cisgender People? Hmm there's probably something we haven't figured out
yet. It'll come to us and we'll be like MAN HOW DID WE EVER OVERLOOK
THAT. Anyway I'll be back in a bit!
pizza in the oven. Sure I decided to have pizza for lunch. It's
delicious! but instead of 1/3rd the pie its closer to 1/4th the pie.
Which means I will pair it with a Single Delicious Hot-Flavored Buffalo Wing.
Prove me wrong! You can't! VERY confident it will happen. A
Solid 1 in 10 chance it Doesn't, though! Anyway Tofu is a great snack
to have because its delicious and you can pop 'em one at a time for as long as
you want. Although I only started off with 1 or 2 dozen pieces From The
Start. Those disappear Quickly if you're Poppin' Em As A Snack.
Anyway I figured out a way to see some Website Statistics for myself. And
its a Very Different Picture whether it counts Every Time I Personally Refresh
My website as opposed to Not Doing That.
I'm either getting thousands of hits a month Solely From Me,
or I'm getting A CRAP LOAD OF HITS A MONTH! Or its 60/40 and its Mostly
Me but also SOME Real Audience. It's probably ALL ME but I choose to
ignore that fact and continue pretending I have an audience That Ain't Me.
Probably. Anyway what else is going on in the wide world of crap.
Hmm better put that One Wing in the oven With Pizza. Didn't even think of
that! Gotta do that RIGHT NOW. Very quickly. The longer I
don't do it, the less it'll be done when pizza is done. I have NO TIME to
waste. I'm talkin' NOW I GOTT ALRIGHT Just took care of that.
But I put in TWO not One Buffalo Wings. What kinda guy goes into an
operation thinking I'm going to have a Single Buffalo Wing. No kinda guy, that's
who! Made it Two Wings. One wing? That's for Crazy People.
Right! Sure. What else do I
have in store for today. #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor. Some
Music to listen to Specifically #TheUppersDuringBathing. My first instinct
is of course all those hits are me but the IP Address shows for some of
it and it's not All One IP Address! So I dunno WHAT to think.
Probably jus tune out that noise and continue Writing as if I hadn't read a
thing. That's my kind of writing-- Completely Unfettered By The Real
World! Almost definitely gonna have some Salmon + Rice (+ Tofu?) for
dinner. Almost definitely a lot of things! Specifically that thing
for right now + future dinner time. Anyway what do I got in store for
today? Gotta listen for Delivery! Dunno what's being delivered But
It's ON ME To Listen For It! Doesn't seem right. My Dad could put on
a Glove(S?) and accept delivery. Nope! Gotta be me! Oh well
honestly I'm happy just to be needed. I'll get the delivery No Problem No
Cool! I have Lots Of Questions but I won't ask them
I don't need to know anyway its okay If you wanna tell me that's fine if not
that's fine! Hey Chris Wallace, wanna moderate the 1st debate?
SURE I'LL DO THE DEBATE, NO QUESTIONS ASKED! Well ya see that's
just not gonna work for us.... That sort of thing. I think Chris
Wallace is a compromise because He's A Serious NewsGuy But That's Balanced With
If You're Too Lazy To Change The Channel After Debate Is Over You're Watching
Fox News. Yep cracked that code. Fascinating. Maybe
leave over a Buffalo Wing. Maybe lots of things!
Last paragraph of entry. Then I eat lunch when entry
is over? That's a new way of doing things. I think I could,
"Dig," that because I don't really have a choice! Figure I'll finish
watching Men In Black IV Roughly I Think We're At? during tomorrow's
CircleWalking. Hmm whattado with Beer #4. Maybe After #THeUppersToBatheTo?
Maybe just after dinner? I've given myself a lot to think about. I
can take an early bath, too! Say bathe in like an hour and a half, then
follow that up with Beer, now we're talking Great Day It's All Working Out Okay
For The Best That Sort Of Thing And Whatnot. Anyway hey entry is just
about over. Tomorrow'll be a great entry. Will drink TWO beers
over the course of entry not THREE. I feel very strongly about this!
Probably! I'll see ya later.
September 23, 2020
Out Of My Mind
what's on your mind-- what kind of meals do I have in store for today.
None I don't own a store lolol. But really lets get into it--
Bagel for Lunch probably! We're talking With Butter! And Elbow
Macaroni for Dinner! Probably with butter mixed in as well! Some
salt, too! Can't forget the salt. That's how you know something is
worth eating! No salt to it, you're like well hmm is this even real
food? My salt glands aren't being activated at all. Got a tiny
bit of Rib left. Snackwise Tiny. We're talkin nibbling at it 2 or 3
times and Boom Thats It No More Rib!
So, great, I got that going for me. Facing EAST today.
For first section of entry! God Only Knows what direction NEXT section of
entry will be. Lets bank on North. I like those odds, North feels
like a good way to go for This Situation. Anyway got a GREAT #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
strategy. 1) Yes I continue watching TFTC. 2) I watch it all IN
CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER. Episode One all the way through Episode Ninety Three.
And here's the Rub-- no On Phone while I'm watching. REALLY have a nice #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
IMMERSIVE experience. So the point is I can't do that while Circle
Walking I figure most likely if I follow through on this it'll last take
about 2 weeks to get through. I figure lots of things! That's one
example of something I figure.
Cool! What can I watch during CircleWalk? Why
its only resuming binge watching The Simpsons. Anyway put in an order for
a nice It's Better Than Delivery: It's Digiorno for Supermarket, then I had a
nightmare last night that My parents ordered their own kind of pizza from
supermarket and I was panicking like OH NO TOO MUCH PIZZA WHAT THE HELL IS
THERE STILL TIME TO CHANGE THIS? And it turns out It Was Just A
Dream so there's nothing that needs changing. Also FreshDirect HAS Real
Fresh Made Pizza. But I don't play those gamse! Those pizzas gotta
eat within a week presumably. Frozen Pizza I can eat whenever WHEREVER I
want. As long as its in my CrapShack. I don't anticipate leaving
This CrapShack for, I dunno, another year?
Yep that seems to check out. Up to Episode THREE of
#TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor. I can't believe it! Also the
Crypt Keeper gets more FUN and Light Hearted as the series goes on. I mean
he's always a fun kinda guy what with the pun rhymes and whatnot but you can
tell he's making an effort to be more congenial and friendly as time goes on.
Which is good I like Crypt Keepers who aren't afraid of Growing as a
Person/Monster even well into their death. Anway. There's that
episode where the guy who does the Crypt Keeper Voice is in the episode as a
regular Picturetype Actor. Totally ruined the entire series. Now
I can't get this guy's dumb face out of my mind when listening to Crypt Keeper.
They BLEW that one. Yeah it was a nice gimmicky thing that one episode but
it RUINED THE ENTIRE SERIES. Now let me get back to watching it for
the 200th day in a row...
Cool. What else is going on and crap.
Beer Tomorrow. Beer Today, Gone Tomorrow, that's my slogan for Tomorrow.
Just watched the Simpsons where Barney Quits Drinking. I can relate to
that fo the next 23, 24 hours. Also he pilots a helicopter. I can't
relate to that at all. I never flew a helicopter in my life. Anyway
I was looking up Death Rates from Sky Diving and they're way lower than you'd
expect. I mean, you'd expect they're very very very low because it's a
legal thing to do. But, I mean, if I were in the process of Diving Through
Sky, there's gotta be like a Solid One in One Hundred Chance that I'm like
Hmmm PANICKING FORGOT WHAT TO DO PULL SOMETHING I FORGET I CANT DO IT MY HANDS
ARE NUMB I CAN'T THINK OH NO GROUND IS GAINING GROUND ON ME... That
sort of thing. I'll be back in a little bit!
guess. Facing North. North Face. That's a brand of Winter
Jackets. Possibly other clothes, too. Even Backed Packets. Is
it possible I permanently damaged my posture by walking around with Packed
Backed Packets through Middle and High School? Yeah probably! I
never bothered to use Lockers for some reason. Seemed like too much work
for me. I would just carry around Every Single Book & WhatNot from class
to class. And we're talkin' TEXTBOOKS sometimes. No Bueno I
developed a severe hunch and the only remedy I can think of is start wearing
heavy Backed Packets ON MY FRONT. So it balances out I guess. I
don't NEED a back packet . A backet Pack. Whatever. The
point is this sure was a paragraph.
I think I ONCE was interested in a locker but it didn't work
out and turned me off the whole deal permanently. I think Freshman Year in
Stuy I went to my Locker and someone had already claimed it. We were
assigned lockers. Someone took mine. And I was like well fuck
this they want my locker they can have my locker. Also I had a hard
enough time just getting in under the wire from Class To Class without being
late. Going back and forth to and from Locker? How Do They Do It I
Don't Get It! I used Locker for Gymnasium Class. Gotta put my Pants
in somewhere while I wear special Gymnasium Pants. I don't think I ever
even bothered to lock the locker, though. I think I just figured what
the hell do other people want with my pants. Now that I think about it
I put my entire back packet and everything in the locker, too! I guess
I just figured eh what does anyone want with my back packet at all.
Also closed to random School People. Only opened to Fellow Gym Class
Acquaintances. Surely they won't steal my stuff!
What else is going on and crap. Somewhere along the
line in the last 2 paragraphs I lost sight of What Those Accessories Are Really
Called. Back Packs. No, "Et's" for either word. back packs
that's it. Yep seems to check out. Presumably gonna have
lunch with Part III. Presumably it will be Bagel with Butter.
Presumably. Man Oh Man I can't wait to get to Episode IV of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
Watched it 3-4 times over the last week after being one of the main ones to SKIP
before then. Let's just say it GREWSOME ON ME. Hmm that pun would
really hit the spot if something gruesome grew on me. Like I dunno some
sort of conjoined twin that didn't show up until now. Also can you have a
Male/Female Conjoined Twins? LMLTURQ. NOPE. Glad we got
that settled. I was wondering that since Last Night!
Lots of episodes with Conjoined Twins. That's why
it was On The Brain. You usually don't find out they're conjoined twins
until the end of the episode. They used that as The Big Surprise MORE THAN
ONCE. Oh well who am I to complain all these conjoined twins were
entertaining and each episode had its own specific thing going for it I got No
Qualms with #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor. Then of course there's
the episodes with Conjoined Twins that we're aware of from the start. Then
the episodes with un-conjoined twins. Yeah its all very interesting and
entertaining. Anyway. Lately I'm too lazy to read mail that
isn't 100% neccesary to read. And I have to decide Do I want to, "Mark
as Read," or, "Delete." Do they find out what I did? Are they
going to be offended if I Delete? But also if its spam does it ENCOURAGE
THEM if I Mark As Read? Lots of questions when it comes to E-Mail Inbox.
Last paragraph of this section! I guess. Only
negative thing about Macaroni is that I have to make a small amount. I
don't wanna make enough where I have enough left over for Lunch Tomorrow because
I'm getting Delivery Tomorrow and Things Need To Be Eaten As Soon As Possible!
I can't have Macaroni for lunch when there's so much else I should be eating for
lunch! Irresponsible! My Mother expressed interest in Macaroni, too.
So I gotta work THAT into the equation its a while thing Jeez at least I don't
be Drunk For It. I'll be able to FOCUS on BOILING WATER and then once its
boiled FOCUS on STIRRING IT AROUND with A PLASTIC SPOON for FIFTEEN MINUTES.
Yeah sure great. I'll be back in a little bit.
having a delicious bagel with butter. I saw that one coming a LightMile
Away. Lighryear is Distance. LightMile must be Time. I dunno
WHY but that was my reasoning when I typed out LightMile. Anyway
here's some good Website Fodder-- usually have bagels Slightly Not Toasted
Enough. This time it was Just A Little Bit Too Toasted! I don't
believe it I can't believe it! Easy way to do dinner is Eat Two Breakfast
Burritos. They are different flavor Breakfast Burrito! One is
Chicken Based while the other is Turkey Sausage Based. On the one hand
I've never had Chicken as part of a balanced breakfast with eggs and I should
get that experience done now rather than later. On the other hand gross
eggs and chicken.
That's My Life These Days! Hey there was a small
big amount of butter left on Bagel, not spread in very well, and I picked it up
with my fingers and I realized HEY we should be spreading butter with our
fingers not with a knife. It's EASIER an More Fun and QUICKER and Saves
Energy not having to cleanse this one knife we've been using. Well I
have to use a knife anyway. Gotta cut bagel in half! Without that
your butter or cream cheese are useless! I guess you can TRY spreading
Butter or Cream Cheese on Outside Of The Bagel. You might make SOME
Progress. But its a ton harder so why bother just get into that middle
meat of the bagel. Bread meat. You know what I mean.
Cool. Finished my bagel. Either way Dinner
will be Delicious I'm comfortable making that prediction and basing the rest of
my day partly around looking forward to Delicious Dinner but not 100% I got
other things to base my day around this is but one thing. Finished the
bagel. Finished the last 1/2 a rib. It's been 6.5 days and I
finally finished Fresh Food For The Week. Except for rice. DAMN RICE.
I was gonna re-up Rice but ya know what NEVERMIND. GO TO HELL RICE I'LL
SURVIVE WITHOUT YOU. Maybe find ANOTHER SIDE that REALLY Gets The Job
Done. In addition to Half Spheres of Potato. That's a given.
But I need a SECOND SIDE what with all the meals I got. ROASTED TOFU?
THAT'S JUST THE OUT OF THE BOX CRAZY IDEA SCHEME THAT I'M LOOKING FOR! SO
CRAZY IT JUST MIGHT WORK. Well that settles that.
Penultimate paragraph. WHAT THE HELL, "SWEET CHILI
GARLIC TOFU?" MOVE OVER "ROASTED TOFU" WE HAVE A NEW FAVORITE FOR HEAVY
WEIGHT CONTENDER. I mean the point is I have rice left over from
this week! I'll be fine in terms of sides. And I've got Progresso:
Hearty Beef Barley Soups if I need it waiting in the wings. Trying some
BREAD STICKS why MAY be hearty enough to act as a Side Dish for Meal. I
got it all covered ok don't worry about me this is gonna be a great week In
Terms Of Eating Things. OH SHIT I almost forgot We're Talking French
Baguette. That could be a GREAT side dish because you get to decide
Exactly How Much Bread You Want on a Meal By Meal Basis. That is if you
don't Snack It To completion in the first 2 days! I know how you like your
bread to snack on! I mean, "Me." "You," Means, "Me." I
haven't had breakfast in a while. True Story!
Okay lets close this entry up with some quality
paragraphing. Also trying a new Salmon. This Grocery List has
A LOT going for it. I'd take it over any other grocery list for this week.
If there were any differences I'd Prefer I'd just add them to/subtract them from
This Delivery. Duh. Seems pretty straightforward. Well
what else is going on. Just a little more than a week till we get to
October. That's pretty cool October is in the top third of months. Ya know
what? Top Fourth? Actually? VERY POSSIBLY 2nd or 3rd OR FIRST
greatest months. These are FACTS that's all. Anyway I'll see you
September 22, 2020
Great At This
going Counter Clockwise today. Determining Clockwise Vs
Counterclockwise always seems more difficult than it shuold be to me.
I start thinking what if I was reversed or turned upside down/inside out from
my vantage point-- does that make the Clockwises Reversed? It's a real
question! I'm Too Dumb to actually conceptualize it beyond Just Being
Confused. Yeah this FEELS counterclockwise but we do we really know for
sure about directions clocks go in. Also how did they describe this
Circle Direction before Clocks? I guess they just never had a use for it
before clocks. That was a jump in technology/enlightenment that happened
to correspond with each other. It took for us to Get Clocks to actually be
like Hmm need a word for This Direction. And Counter This Direction.
I've raised a lot of interesting questions. Anyway,
no beer today, no beer tomorrow! Beer the day after tomorrow! That's
Do-able. Had a Psychiatrist Phone Appointment this morning. And I
was even able to get through the entire thing without my phone malfunctioning.
What Fun! Anyway so far yes I have begun a #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
I'm not proud of it, I'm not as engaged with it as I once was, but it's still
the instinct to watch #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor in DownTimes. Got
some coffee going. I feel like I've been in a rut with drinking coffee for
months. I take small sips here and there. Now I realize I GOTTA
BE CHUGGING COFFEE That'S The Way To Do It! And upon further
introspection that's the way I Used To Do It. I mean, not Extreme
Chugging. Light Chugging! But Chugging None The Less. Also
Chgging sounds like a gross word. Hey let's Chug. Don't like
Maybe because it rhymes with Hug. And that's
terrifying why are these people trying to touch me. What else is going on.
Got 1 meal where Main Course is Ribs, too much rice, an That's About It!
Running low on meals I didn't plan this week out well enough. I have 2
Single Serving Burritos BUT THEY'RE BOTH BREAKFAST BURRITOS. I
can have a breakfast burrito for lunch whose gonna stop me you I'd like to see
you try but only hypothetically if you were really going to try I'd consider it
an invasion of my personal space which is terrifying why are you trying to touch
me. I see Trump is really leaning into the idea that he's running
against Kamala Harris. WHAT YOU CAN'T DO THAT. YOU CAN'T JUST RUN
AGAINST A PERSON OF YOUR CHOOSING ESPECIALLY WHEN YOUR DUMB SUPPORTERS ARE
MOSTLY GONNA BE LIKE WELL IF HE SAYS SO. I don't say this about
Trump a lot but this seems Irresponsible! It negatively impacts the Good
Faith National Debate we're supposed to be having, Presidential Candidate Vs
Presidential Candidate. He just punted on the entire thing. Nah
I'm gonna run against Someone Different. And he'll get away with framing it this
way with 35-40% of the population!
Also the premise that they're operating under is HMM
if Trump would rather run against Kamala Harris there must be something wrong
with her NOW I DON'T LIKE KAMALA HARRIS MUST BE SOMETHING WRONG WITH HER!!!
Hey what paragraph are we up to. I'm gonna guess FOURTH. Yep
Knocked It Out Of The Park. I think it's unfair for us to hate and
be sour on these 35-40% unabashed Trump supporters. Look they're Dumb.
But they're being lied to and exploited. The real problem is The People
Lying To And Exploiting Them. I mean yeah I'm sure a lot of them, MOST
maybe, ARE shitty people with or without Trump/Republicans. But in an
ideal world that's not our problem! Let 'em be shitty people in their
own damn lives instead of inflicting their Shittitude on Ours! Gotta
have a sandwich today. Corn't Beef. Soup in store as well. Or
rice. The point is Hey That Sounds Like Lunch I Can, "Deal," With That As
Get to take a break after this paragraph. I get to do
whatever I want after this paragraph. Except for that I Must Come Back To
Entry soon after break starts. We're talkin normally its around a 20-30
minute break! A little INSIDE BASEBALL for ya. Also what is
Inside Baseball. Is it Horse or something? Maybe Cows? Not
just the exterior of the baseball, inside the baseball. Does it have a
molten core. Magma under the surface. Make America Great,
Magnificent, Again. Make America Smegma Again. What the hell
Microsoft FrontPage don't recognize Smegma as a word? I learn't it in
Health Class! Google says its a word. I don't like Microsoft
FrontPage Legislating from the bench and just cause they don't like a word
they're saying it's not a word? Irresponsible! Anyway I'll be back
in a little bit.
Okay At This
I had a
great idea for lunch that you eggheads would have never thought of! 10
Chicken Nuggets & 20 or so French'd Fries. 600 Calories which is my
baseline for Lunch And Dinner Meals. And hey 5 nuggets at 210 calories
that's not so satisfying. Even paired with more things. But 10
nuggets at 420 calories? HOLY SHIT WHAT KINDA CHUMP IS PASSING UP A CHANCE
TO EAT TEN WHOLE CHICKEN NUGGETS. Chicken Nuggets, Denver
Nuggets, Denver Omelet-- Nuggets of Ham. WHERE DO I COME UP WITH
THIS STUFF! 2/3rds into Ocean's 13. So let's say roughly
Oceans Eight with Some Left Over. That was a movie. Without the, "Some
Left Over," part. Anyway have Coffee cup #.5-1.5 Left over .5
Last Coffee, topped it off. So that's where Those Calculations come into
Anyway. SPOILER ALERT i am neither Great at this Nor
Okay at this. But you'll figure all that out by the time you get to
Next Title. Just didn't feel right leading you on for so long.
Anyway Smegma I think is Cum that.. I dunno... gets caught up in your private
parts? Like crusting over? Well good I'm glad they picked a word
that truly expresses how gross it is. That's like A Halfway
Onomatopoeia. Gross sounding word for Gross sounding thing.
The point is It's Important We Learn This Word In High School Health Class?
What, was the teacher like well you probably will never need to use this word
but JUST IN CASE!... Do they use that word in Law & Order: 'Special'
Victims Unit? Or is it Too Gross For TV. I dunno I don't really
Got lunch in oven. It'll be ready in about 30, 40
minutes. Let's say THIRTY THREE MINUTES. You'd think if I was
splitting the difference it'd be 35 minutes. You don't know anything
though you're wrong. Thirty Three Minutes. Well at this point 32.
Anyway what else is going on. Liquid Hot Smegma. I'm
So Sorry. What else is going on in the wide world of sports. Lotta
talk about, "Naked Ballots," Re: Pennsylvania Elections. I dunno these
ballots seem pretty decent to me. I think you're just letting your
preconceptions about ballots getting the best of you. I think if you took
the time to get to know these ballots you'd find that they're just regular
ballots trying to express the wishes of the person who sent them out in terms of
who they support In Elections.
I guess. I ran for president of School Grade in 7th or
8th grade. I had no friends or even acquaintances outside Gifted Class.
I think in retrospect it was just The Prozac I had started taking Working A Bit
TOO Well. I had confidence and hard-work attitude to a negative extent.
Look don't bite off more than you can take. Surely there's a happy medium
between being a poor student and Thinking You Should Be President Of Seventh
Grade. Anyway the good news is I stopped taking Prozac after a year or
so. And went back to being a mediocre/adequate student! There we
go reached the Sweet Spot In The End.
Hey I get to take a break after this paragraph.
Come back With Lunch With Part III. What else is going on in the wide
world of crap. I think I ran on a platform of I will reduce the Snacks
Cost During Lunchroom BY FIVE PERCENT! It's good because it's a
concrete thing that would benefit people truly and not just running on
Popularity Content With Meaningless position. It's BAD because I had no
contacts or authority to do this if I won. I never consulted the Faculty
or Administration about this. Yeah It'd Be NICE and it's a REAL THING but
I had no reason to actually think I could accomplish it. In my head
though I Could. I just thought it was reasonable. But in retrospect
I Was Just Promising Things That I Had No Way Of Actually Fulfilling To Win An
Election. I feel like that's understandable. I'll be back
with lunch soon.
Horrible Isn't It
Terrible, indeed! That's not what I said. I said, "Horrible."
Pretty close, though. HORROR-ABLE. TERROR-ABLE.
Anyway got the lunch that i anticipated. Even covered it all in salt
(Especially The Fries But Also The Nuggets) to really bring out the Fast
Foodness to it all. Mmm Crinkle Cut Fries. One day I'd like
to learn the definition of a Crinkle and see why it applies to this Cut Of
Fries. LMLTURQ. Hmm it means exactly What We Should Have
Assumed It Means. It means Exactly what makes Crinkle Cut Fries Crinkle
Cut. The Crinkliness to it is what it is! Was halfway through the
episode of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor where it's Crypt Keeper's Parents.
Somehow there's about 80 Episodes which I Cycle through but every episode I put
on feels like I've seen it in the last 24 hours. I watch a lot of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
but not THAT Much. That's how it feels though! If I watched
it 3 days ago still registers as VERY Recently.
Wonderfu. L. Gettin' legitimately Filled Up
with this lunch. I got no complaints! Figure I'll watch the Brad
Pitt episode after This One. Not so much for the Brad Pitt but for the
character who is his main adversary. Brad Pitt is the bad guy.
Although is he really such a bad guy? He's the antagonist of the episode
but he could be a worse guy that's my opinion. Probably gonna have Soup &
Sandwich for Dinner. That's my opinion. If only I had Jalapeno
Peppers to add to sandwich. Gotta put that in for next order. Really
Spice things up and make me WANNA eat the sandwiches I GOTTA eat. Eat
and Ate are anagrams. Let's get some people workin' on that one.
WHAT THE HELL I just googled anagram just to double check and it
gave me the example Cinema and Iceman. ICEMAN IS WHAT BRAD
PITT CALLS HIS ADVERSARY. Who could have predicted Two Icemen so close
in proximity to each other.
Not me! That's why I was surprised by it. I
didn't predict it at all! Icemen are like snowmen but slightly colder
and slightly more permanent. Anyway finished lunch. Gotta bring
plate down and also refill my Soda! Figure I'll try to hold out until
after entry is over. Gotta take things one step at a time. Don't get
ahead of myself! Alright I did just get ahead of myself and did all
that because I wanted a delicious iced cream sandwich and now I'm eating that!
That's another good episode of #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor, there's one
centered around Ice Cream Men. It's the same one with The Guy Who Eats
Butter. And there's a mini scene where he's ordering Ice Cream from Ice
Cream Truck Man and he's like You got butterscotch? And they're
like no and he's like butterbrickle? and they're like no
and he's like butternut? And anyway this goes on for roughly ten minutes.
No Foolin! Except for the 10 minutes part. That Was Foolin'.
Anyway. Penultimate Paragraph! That's One
Entry Without Beer Down, one more to go! That's a fun way of looking at
things. Halfway there! Even though there's almost a full two days in
Hourswise before beer. Anyway Psychiatrist suggested a Pill I forget which
helps people curb alcohol cravings. I think that's more for being
physically addicted to it. I don't have Physical Pain if I don't drink.
So Not For Me Thanks Anyway! I'll look it up RQ at some point, what
have I got to lose. My Time. RQ Time. Yep seems to
check out. II like iced cream it cleanses the palate. Also no
more #JoeBidenKettleChipsToScarfDown. Mom finished all the chips!
Left me a lot of crumbs, though! Those are fun. Ya pinch down a
portion of crumbs, bring that to your mouth, now you got a lot of surface area
that regular chips don't afford ya!
Last Paragraph! I'll take a bath anywhere from half an
hour from now to FOUR hours from now! Wow What A Window Of Time So Many
Possibilities. So that's exciting. Get to put in SuperMarket
Delivery tonight! When the Next Week is All Possibilities. So full
of promise and hope. Not like the 2nd day after delivery when its like
FUCK NOW I HAVE TO EAT THIS EXACTLY THIS DAY, THAT NEXT DAY, TOO MUCH COMMITMENT
I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS. And I DID sign up for this, and its the
best scenario of all possible scenarios, but I STILL don't like it to a large
extent. That's Multiverse Of Scenarios For Ya. Anyway hey the
entry is over. I'll see you guys tomorrow!
HEY upon further
retrospection, I didn't PROMISE I'd get a 5% cut in Snack Food Prices. I
promised I'd FIGHT for it. Which is true! Maybe not HARD. But I'd
propose it, at the very least, to some Administrators or Faculty! So YEAH
GREAT VOTE FOR ME FOR PRESIDENT OF THE SEVENTH GRADE!
September 21, 2020
forget what I remembered. That seems about right. Anyway Last
Day of #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor! Just one more day until...
hmm.. Do I REALLY wanna do #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor? Its
good because it leads to... what's that called... its not a PUN because its a
different word. Like, Crypt Keeper saying Fright instead of
Fight. Not a pun.. its a RHYME but it also is a... well, its a Rhyme
Pun. A Pun Rhyme. Yeah there we go. A punnish Rhyme.
I'm okay with that definition. Hmm if only I could watch the two #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
movies somewhere. Seems like those movies were Decent Enough!
There's one where Dennis Miller is a hero as opposed to real life where he's a
villian. Or at least a punchline himself.
Gotta be a meta-moment in a famous comedian's life where they
become the subject of comedy. Or, even worse, Comedy Ridicule.
Hey this is as bad as when the pope was sucking off victoria's secret!
Well That Says A LOT About Me, that sentence. A WHOLE LOT!
Oh well I'm comfortable sharing. That's just the kind of guy I am!
Also those are the Deepest References I could think of. Most obscure.
Pope, Sucking Off, Victoria's Secret... No Deep Cut References in that at
all! I wanna see a comedy show co-hosted by Don Rickles and Rodney
Dangerfield. And it's Rickles making fun of Dangerfield and he just keeps
going to the audience, I TOLD YOU I GET NO RESPECT!. Maybe
they're doing that in Heaven. For Jesus. Gotta keep Jesus
entertained, what, you think he let you into Heaven based on HOW GOOD A
PERSON YOU ARE?
Anyway. I think the point of that paragraph
is Dennis Miller Is Going To Hell? Which possibly was part of the
Plot in the #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor? Pretty sure it wasn't
but No Spoilers I wanna keep you on your toes in regards to this Movie.
Anyway 1 Meal today is most likely Frozen Meal + Sticky Icky Icky Rice.
And Other Meal is most likely Corn't Beef Sandwich with SOUP POSSIBLY?
I've been neglecting my soup responsibilities the last 2 or 3 weeks. I
just dread the end of the soup where there's still those gross noodle/pasta tiny
pellets and its not hot anymore and I'm scraping up the cold pellets at the
bottom of the bowl... No bueno Not on board with that! I have
rice I need to finish. But I dunno what I'm gonna do as of now! Also
got a solid FOUR BEERS for today. I LIKE THOSE ODDS!
Cool. I enjoy the new 538 Senate Odd Calculator Webpage
but I have one complaint NOWHERE DOES IT SHOW WHEN IT WAS LAST UPDATED!
For Presidential Odd Calculator Page it SAYS updated 37 minutes ago or
whatever! Seems like a huge oversight and I hope someone got fired over
this. I DON'T KNOW HOW UP TO DATE THESE NUMBERS ARE WHAT THE HELL AM I
SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THIS. Fascinating. Anyway that'd be a
nice come-on if you're looking for a mid-to-long-term relationship. You
Up To Date? ANd then they'e like Yeah! And you're like to
your friend See I knew she was a robot you owe me 5 bucks. Her
software is up to date. That sort of thing! Also in this situation
first instinct was no she's not a robot she's just looking for a mid-term
significant other. But the fourth instinct is i dunno maybe she IS
a robot what do we really know about this entity.
Not a lot! What else is going on and crap.
Too much Ribs! I'm never getting A Rack of Ribs again. Had ~3
meals where Rib was main dish and I still have 2 more meals with Rib as Main
Dish and even THAT is underselling it a bit. WHATTA SCAM. What else
is going on. Facing North for this entry for the first time in More Weeks
Than A Single Month! I closed computer then re-opened it at this
desk-station so it never got unplugged or anything. I like those odds.
When TV was in my room, this was where Computer was 95% of the time! I
like those odds! Really makes ya think. Hmm wonder what Dennis
Miller would have to say About This Paragraph. Achem. This
paragraph is like when Charlie Shot Down A Star Wars Defense Shield back in
World War Three! Yep that seems to add up. Be back in a bit!
Coming Back To Me
This title reminds me about Ho Chi Minh talking about a slumber party with a
Prius Hybrid. I'm not hitting the NOTES of the first letter of the
references, though. Upon further analysis, maybe that's the Key in
providing humor. We don't know the references anyway, so its just he the
notes and sound hitting the beginning letters well. I can't even try to
do that I'm not talented enough. Anyway I'm tired of thinking about
Dennis Miller! SO IS EVERYONE ELSE that's why he's the subject of
Comedy Ridicule. I feel its okay and encouraged to shit on Dennis
Miller because of his politics and, to a lesser extent, because of his lack of
inspiring amusement. OH JUST CAUSE OF HIS POLITICS YOU'RE TRYING TO
CANCEL DENNIS MILLER? Nope all of his former outlets have already
taken care of that!
YEAH FUCK THIS GUY. I dunno I enjoy the movie he's
in. He can be entertaining and engaging as an actor I just don't dig his
own personal comedy. And people can have whatever politics they want,
just know, if you have the wrong politics, I would disapprove! Which is
what REALLY counts! So I'm glad we settl'd that! Think I'm
gonna have that LEAN CUISINE and SOME RICE. It's a sesame chicken
concoction. Some pasta already. Pair that with some Sticky Rice and
you're happier with your meal than Ho Chi Mihn providing Charlie with some...
Sticky Rice... Victoria's Secret? Yep that all seems to check
out. Anyway got a Phone Doctor Appointment tomorrow morning.
Yes I am now facing East. I am making my way around the room Clockwise.
What else. Only about 1/2 way through Beer #1.
Lets see if I could finish that Right About Now! What happens after 2020
Election for people obsessively and/or compulsively readin Poll Data every day.
They're gonna have to find some new things to poll and The Stakes Must Be High!
I dunno just how about EVERY DAY we cycle through the 7 Best Pollsters and each
Survey is just Interesting Things where It'd Be Fun To Know how Americans Feel
About Light Hearted But Fascinating Things. I can't think of a good
example. Well, ok, how about here-- Dennis Miller Approval Rating.
And it's of course broken down by age, political party, geographic location.
That's just Day One. We can do Approval Ratings of ALLLLLL The Peoples.
And that's just One Way these polls can go.
Right? Anyway. here's My guess-- 15%
approval, 18% disapproval, 20% undecided/not enough information, 40% Never Heard
Of. But that's the thing WE DON'T HAVE TO GUESS ANYMORE we're gonna
have the accurate numbers presented right to us! Here's a caveat,
though-- for people who Never Heard of Him, does the pollster follow up
with well he's been in THIS, That, You Might Know Him From... because if
THAT'S going on it'll make a decent sized dent in that Option. Hmm got
a lot of variables to consider getting this Entertainment Polling off the
ground. Also despite this one example, it's not Polling specifically
Entertainment. No, it's polling that's main use is For Entertainment
Anyway. What else is going on in the wide world of
sports. Get to take another break after this paragraph. Presumably
come back with lunch. I got that going for me that's the point.
Look, the point is, if you polled all the people who at least vaguely knew who I
was, I too would have an approval rating Under Water. I know this!
But those on board make it all worthwhile! Sometimes I think about the
LIRR going from Queens to Manhattan in an Underwater Track and I'm like HOW
THE FUCK DID THEY BUILD THIS. UNDERWATER. HOW HOW HOW DID THEY MANAGE THAT
ONE. Because I don't get things AND I'M PROUD OF IT. It makes
the common man RELATE to me. So when they're polled, if they knew they
related to me, GUESS WHOSE GETTING A POSITIVE APPROVAL RATING? I'll be
back in a little bit.
Do I Begin
This website is like Pad Thai in the cooler for Vitamin J. I think I
mixed up Vitamins and Doctors in my mind. But that's bound to happen now
and then. Also is the cooler a slang for Refrigerator? Or
Freezer? I feel like I've heard that before. Also Pad Thai is some kind of
Asian Cuisine. I feel very confident about that. Possibly a THAI
meal? I Dunno Better LTURQ. YEP THAILAND LAYS CLAIM TO BEING THE
GENESIS OF PAD THAI. Also Pad Thai sounds delicious based
on those 2 words that make up it's name and I'd like to enjoy it some day.
As for my lunch, gonna have it soon. Usually takes me 2 or so paragraphs
of writing to finish a lunch. So I'm just gonna wait until Penultimate
Paragraph to start lunch. It's called STRATEGY ever hear of it?
Maybe the paragraph Before Penultimate. I dunno my
Tummy is starting to yearn for fulfillment. Ya know that sort of thing.
Hey Mnday huh. Better start working on Thursday Grocery list. Or, as
my pal Crypt Keeper might say GOREsday GROSSary LIST. Also is it
just me or is the most Straight Up Horror elements to #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor
the opening credits? Up to the part where the Tales From the Crypt Keeper
starts welcoming us and introducing us to Tonight's Terror Tale. No, just
going through the haunted house with the music and whatnot and finally settling
on Crypt Keeper's grave and he pops up laughing-- that's more Straight Up Horror
Thematics than 75% of the episodes entirely. LET'S GET REAL.
Terrifying! A Haunted House! Is it really
haunted. The Crypt Keeper OWNS the house I'm guessing. I never seen
anyone else there. What do we know,, though, maybe its real residents are
out on the town. And they might not even know Crypt Keeper exists at all!
They don't know this secret passage way at all they have NO IDEA what's going on
in their house while they're gone. What else is going on and crap.
Oh, right, I get to have lunch after this paragraph! Wonderful!
Sure its his house. He's the crypt keeper. It's his crypt. Then
why does he live in a secret passageway and not in the upstairs master bedroom.
Answer Me THAT! I saw Barr labeled NYC as an, "anarchist
jurisdiction." That don't sound good!
Got lunch going on. Was supposed to take 4.5
minutes As Per Carboard Directions. TOOK AROUN TWO TIMES THAT. But
the good news is its delicious. Ya konw I'm starting to get the sense
that this Barr guy ain't on the up and up. The good news is is I have
delicious chicken nuggets in the cooler. Got some delicious burritos also
in Cooler. Ben Folds has a song There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
and I wonder if this alternate defiintion for Cooler played any roll in
those lyrics/song title. My guess is YES Of Course. Every great writer is
ultra-aware of any puns being made in his jurisdiction and either is 100% behind
it being a pun or at least Accepting that it exists. That's been my
experience at least. Hmm. Thursday. GOREs Day doesn't quite
rhyme. HEARSE-sDAY? Is that better?
Last paragraph! Ya know I'm enjoying these
noodles which compliment Sesame Chicken. Maybe I make Elbow Macaroni for
dinner tonight. Can't have Cup o Noodles-- didn't plan ahead adequately
and finished my supply of Them. Anyway when I can begin getting food
delivered again-- 1st McDonalds, 2nd Chipotle, 3rd Pizza Place, 4th, 5th, 6th,
and 7th Some Diner Food... So I got that to look forward to in About A
Year? HEY THAT'S NOTHIN. I ALREADY DID HALF OF THAT. JUST
TWO MORE OF WHAT I DONE DID? I CAN DO IT. I CAN DO IT!
Presumably, one would imagine. Anyway figure I'll write a bonus paragraph
after this paragraph is done. Which it is about to be done... right
Yeah! Look if all I had to do was put Pasta in oven
or microwave I'd be having pasta all the time. Gotta set up for like 25-30
minutes standing at Stovetop, though? Not on board with that!
Maybe some chicken nuggets and a burrito and some Frenched Fries. MAN
OH MAN delicious. 1 Burrito + 5 Nuggets
+ 100 cal of French'd Fries? NICE BALANCED HEALTHY SUPPER. SUPER!
SUPER SUPPER. SUPPER SUPER. That's when you do a Super Job of
Eating Supper. Look the REALLY great news is that Rice will be fresh
for line 10 days, which means I can still be finishing it After NEXT Grocery
Delivery! That's the point of everything. How about some Chicken
Nuggets and some macaroni. It's like chicken parmesan. Except for
the Parmesan part. More like Just Chicken & Noodles. Anyway,
great, another entry in the books! See ya tomorrow!
September 20, 2020
That's a serious question! Assuming it is, indeed, a question.
No question mark, which is usually the ultimate sign of whether thing was a
question. It could be a statement. Who am I kidding.
Anyway another Day Another Dollar. Not sure where that expession comes
from and in what time in our history but these days if you're making a dollar a
day you justtttttt might be an inmate! Or living in a third world
country. Maybe even second world countries-- don't hear a lot about them!
LMLTURQ WHY AIN'T THERE SECOND WORLD COUNTRIES? Also if there are
America is WAY at the top of the list of Second World Countries. Hmm.
Second World Countries were originally countries in the old USSR. Then
when that broke up they were re-assigned to Third World Countries.
Maybe Russia itself is a First World Country I dunno. WHAT THEY THINK
THEY'RE BETTER THAN US?
Anyway. Well, if Second World Countries ARE
parts of the USSR maybe USA IS WAY AT THE TOP OF THE LIST!
Gottem. Gottem real good. AAlso it seems kinda jackassey with
those labels. Third world country MAN YOU AIN'T EVEN IN THE SAME
WORLD AS US YOU WAAYYYY OFF OUR RADAR. That's my internal
monologue when presented with the phrase third world country. That,
and sympathy and empathy. Very little Understanding Other's Human
Experience, though, that's the rub! Hey ya know there's people living
lives in third world countries all over the place. We're talking BILLIONS
OF PEOPLE PRESUMABLY. It's good to have empathy because We Got More
Stuff Than Them but ya know what? They Do Them. That's my
What else is going on. I made a deal A PACT IF YOU
WILL that I would have 3rd sip of beer, and then just start the drinking day
formally, when I got up to Paragraph III. So far I had 2 Sippages earlier
in the day. So the point is I got that going for me. Russia,
China and Cuba were promoted to 1st world. Rest were demoted to 3rd world.
Isn't that kind of tacitly admitting to USSR's premise that it was Good For
Other Counties? Hey back when we were in the USSR, we were Second World
Countries, now we're not and we're THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES? WELL THE
LESSON TO THIS ONE IS PRETTY OBVIOUS... How come this occurred to
literally no one 30 years ago. People are Dumb!
What else. Had a piece of Meat'd Loaf for breakfast
today. It's healthy and a good breakfast because people eat bread for
breakfast and Meat Loaf shares a word with Some Types of Bread. Lunch'll
Most Likely Be Salmon + Rice. Knock those out of the park with some Great
Lunch. Also still a lot of rice to be left over. But
Not As Much! Finished Buffalo Wings. Probably halfway or so
through BBQ Ribs. I got a lot going for me even had a bagel last night
for dinner! Buttered it myself! Also if you're comfortable putting
on as much butter on bagel as your little heart desires, I did a great jop with
it! Totally spread it pretty evenly, pretty quickly, and it was enough to
really get a kick out of it!
Fascinating. Gonna have that sippage of beer
now! We're talkin I got 4 beers for today, 3 for tomorrow, and 2 days off.
I call those days The Working Week. Tuesday and Wednesday.
That's how Working Weeks go for some people I'd guess. Not very hungry
right now. Probably won't eat lunch until Part III of Entry. Anyway.
Watchin' some great #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor as usual. Got,
what, 2 more days to do that? What is First Day Of Autumn. YEP
TUESDAY! September the 22nd. I got today and tomorrow.
Then DUNZO! We're on to yet another Season To Remember. Presumably.
Maybe I decide its a, "Fall to Forget!" Nah that's no good.
Makes Fall Redundant. Why would I go into An Autumn with the expressed
goal is Not To Remember. I wouldn't that's who! I'll be back
in a little bit.
you're a Young Kid (4-10) a Dollar A Day is pretty fair. Seven Dollars A
Week allowance and you're in a situation where you basically never have to spend
money. But you get a dollar of discretionary funds a day. Just to
give THE APPEARANCE of having to deal with money. It's not so much a
reward, its not so much of giving them room to buy things they want-- its a
TEACHING moment about MONEY MANAGEMENT. Kids need to learn about money
Young it's the main thing in Our Society. That's the impression I'VE
been under. Also look you're blowing 350 dollars every year on Teaching
These Lessons? Fine you make it back In Dividends when your kid becomes
an Excellent Money Manager.
Jeez. Anyway. My Google Chrome Window
perpetually have a dozen tabs because of All The Streaming Services and I Don't
Wanna Forget A Single One! Hmm maybe some Potato Half Spheres instead
of rice. I DO still need to finish them. Rice is a more pressing
concern but Potato Half Spheres need to be completed as well. I'm up to
1/3rd trough Ocean's XIII: The Ocean Movie. So I got that going for me is
the point. I Would Finish it today, and I still might, but I gotta fit in
all the #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor as I possibly can. Man I
dunno if I can just Let Go in 2 days. It's gonna be tough but it's an
important thing to do! I can resume my The Simpsons Viewings. I
dunno-- look, just hear me out-- #TalesFromTheCryptFallToFrightFor.
Feels good. Makes me feel real good inside.
Ordinarily I find Autumn to be a funnier word than Fall other
things being equal, but I'm willing to make compromises for The Greater Good.
Fall has a lot of other meanings which as an attribute for a word COULD lead to
humor, but taking that of the equation, yes Autumn is a funnier word than Fall
Which Isn't Funny At All! Hey what else is going on. Got a nice
lunch planned, a Real Great Time To Eat Lunch, too. 1:45? 2:00 PM?
That's a great time to eat lunch I dunno how you feel about it but that's My Hot
Take. Man 365 dollars a year? That's as much as a Birthday and
Chanukah Present COMBINED! Unless you're doing Real, All-Out Chanukah,
and you get 8 Days of Gifts. No, One Real Solid Gift From Parents for both
Birthday and Chanukah-- 365 dollars is enough to Get You Some Solid Gifts.
Yeah! Is there any way that Jewish people could
win influence among the adolescent by promising them More Gifts Than Christmas?
My guess? I dunno something worth trying out, though. Also you get
to light the menorah every night! Kids LOVE playing with fire! I
don't think I'm just Yuk-Em-Upping with that, as a kid it WAS fun to play with
fire lighting the menorah! Kids don't smoke cigarettes or heat up
food. Having your parents let you light the menorah is you're Best Chance
Of Playing With Fire responsibly You're Gonna Get! Anyway solidly more
than halfway through the entry. I like those odds! There's no odds
to it! Already happened! 100% unless I'm having some sort of stroke!
Cool. What else do I have going on in the wide world of
sports. 10 minutes into a #TalesFromTheCrptSummerToShriekFor, figure I can
comfortably make the rest of that episode the break between Part II and Part
III. Figure lots of things! Figure I'll enjoy this Salmon because I
often commit to eating it as a meal without anticipating it but for the most
part once I get started I'm totally on board with it! Figure that may play
out similarly for today. So I got THAT going for me is the point.
Wouldn't it be weird to have a #ReadSomeBookAutumnToChillOut. Weird AND
unproductive. Watching TV and Film, that's where you really shine doing
productive! I don't WANNA write a book. I Kinda WANNA write TV
and Film! Seems pretty straightforward to me! Sure I'll write
a book if I suddenly COULD. But I can't! That settles that.
point is I am having lunch and it is, indeed, delicious! Also I happened
to get a bite of both salmon and rice at once and I was like WAIT A MINUTE
THIS TASTES LIKE SUSHI! DELICIOUS! Salmon is heated up but It's
Pretty Close! I'm gonna do ALL Bites Of Lunch like this! They
said it couldn't be done, having sushi for lunch. I'm gonna prove them all
wrong! Huh? Oh, right. What's going on to finish up
this entry. The bad thing about trying to have it all-- having salmon and
rice in same bite-- is that it has to be bigger bites. Its IMPOSSIBLE to
have half the salmon as I would usually have in a bite-- same goes for rice.
So if I wanna combine them Guess What Bite Has Got To Be 2x As Large!
Well life is full of sacrifices. That's what I'VE
been led to believe. There's even that #TalesFromTHeCryptFallToFrightFor
called The Sacrifice which I watched Just This Morning! Some weird
plot hole in that one as far as I can tell. Probably picked up on it
between the sixth and 8th viewing. Oh well such is life.
Anyway I've heard the term Sticky Rice and never knew what it meant, and
I STILL DON'T, but this rice seems to stick together. And it brings to
mind how sometimes Real White Rice From China Restaurant would stick together.
And in the past it's like c'mon I wanna decide how big this bite will
be not a fan of sticking. But this time around I'm like yeah I like
this stickiness I take a bite and its all stuck together I'm on board with this
What else is going on. Good chance I go with BBQ
Ribs for tonight along with some Delicious Sticky-ish Rice. So I got that
going for me is the point. WHAT THE HELL THERE WAS A PIECE OF BONE IN
THIS SALMON FILET? WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO KILL ME? I
knew this piece of Salmon had a vendetta against me From Day One! Never
really 100% trusted it. And now my suspicions have paid off. How
did they pay off. By being confirmed. I suppose that's
a way of Being Paid Off. The Main Way! Anyway I have a
delicious variety of soda. Got pepsi, got orange soda, got silver soda, I
mean, ginger ale soda. It kinda looks like Silver, right? This is
the kind of soda that reminds us all of the color Silver.
Okay. Penultimate paragraph! I used to take a
Fish Oil supplement, which, now that I think of it, sounds TERRIBLY UNHEALTHY.
But its not! That's the presumption I was And Still AM under! Also,
didn't even taste good! There was no taste to it! If I'm ingesting a
concentrated dose of Fish Oil I WANT IT TO TASTE LIKE FISH-- OIL! Anway as
of this moment, almost exactly Halfway Through The Week In Terms of Grocery
Shopping. And I've eaten most Fresh Food. Like 2/3rds, 3/4ths of it.
Which is EXCELLENT. I finally get to splurge on the Dumb Unhealthy
Freezer'd Food. I've been waiting ALL MY LIFE to eat these chicken nuggets
and frozen French'd Tries! EVERY LIFE MOMENT HAS LED TO THIS.
Hey last paragraph I got that going for me is the point.
Hmm maybe I could do that TONIGHT! That other fresh food Ain't Goin'
Nowhere. I'll get to it in due time don'tchu worry about that! Even
can have Some Rice With It just to do a Productive. Also got some Single
Served Frozen Burritos. Maybe incorporate THAT into Dinner. It'd
have to be the Main Course, though. No just Side of Burrito. So I
dunno I don't think I'm gonna do that! Maybe ONE Rib. One Rib, some
Fries, some Nuggets-- I CAN GET BEHIND SUCH A CONCOCTION. o much so
that I had to capitalize Me Doing it? That's how enthusiastic I am about
that Dinner Combination? YEP seems to check out. Anyway time for
ME to check out. I'll see you tomorrow!
September 19, 2020
Think About It
Dad -- There's No Hope
Me -- There's Always Hope
Dad -- There's Hope Until There's No Hope
Me -- Even Then There's Hope
guess. That's the belief I'VE BEEN Operating under, at least.
Anyway, I've got better things to do than to Despair! Presumably!
What do I got going on in the wide world of sports today. We're talkin I
Had A Single Rib for breakfast. We're talkin Hmm this one rib didn't
have as much meat as the First Two yesterday. Maybe I got the Meaty End of
the Rack. Yep seems to check out. Maybe finish BBQ Salmon + Side
for lunch. We're talkin I got too much Potato Spheres AND White Rice so
I dunno which one to make a dent in today. Leaning towards Half
Spheres! I dunno why I want SOME CRUNCH. Potato Don't Provide
Crunch unless it's been French Fried or Chip Fried or perhaps Kettle Chip'd.
Yeah but In Oven Potato Becomes KINDA CRUNCHY.
Yeah! Anyway what else is going on. Ended
up doin' 4 beers yesterday like I anticipated after I made it the premise I was
operating under. Probably do it again today! Fascinating.
I've started incorporating into my Beer Planning that maybe it's BETTER to
drink more during 5 days than have six days a week. I could USE two days
off it's much better in Arranging My Mood & Whatnot During My Weeks.
Anyway I guess I was Way Ahead Of The Curve donating to the Senate. Not
really. A lot of people were donating to Senate already. Well,
to Democratic Nominees to the senate. I assume the Senate is fully funded
by the government. Otherwise how would it exist. Hmm makes ya
think. I dunno about what but There's SOME Think-Em-Up There Just Waiting
To Be Figured Out.
Awesome! Looks like in Swing States Voters Trust
Biden to Pick Supreme Court Justices over Trump by a HEALTHY margin. We're
talkin he's over performing his Regular Poll Biden vs Trump numbers by SEVERAL
DIGITS. SEVERAL DIGITS? NOW We're Talkin! Anyway
it's kinda nice to be able to bask in the delight of celebrating RBG. In
my jadedness and sarcasm I made fun of her Pop Culture Image but the truth is
she gave her life to this country. And its not just in Pop Culture
Entertainment. It's Real World Life. Hmm. Good Question for
Journalist To Ask Trump-- YES OR NO, WAS RUTH BADER GINSBURG A LOSER?
Eh not such a great question. We all know how that one goes. But the
point is It Took Up Several Sentences. Got some solid Coffee going.
Anyway. Flipthesenate.com. Is
that the place I donated to myself a month ago? Yep sounds about right.
Also the joy is THEY get to figure out how your money is best spent. You
don't have to even bother! Unless you want to! Then hey you do what
you feel is right! Hmm dot Com. Is this a Commercial Enterprise?
I'd feel a lot more comfortable with a .us. Because that's the
initials of our United States if you don't include the word America which I
don't know why you wouldn't want to include it it's one of the great names.
Actually now that I think about it IS America such a great word? Let's
re-evaluate how great a word America is After Election. THOSE ARE THE
STAKES. Is America a good word or not? THE STAKES COULDN'T BE HIGHER!
Anyway. One more paragraph for this section! I
like those odds! Mixed things up and poured Beer into Coffee Mug.
It's a nice enterprise because it basically encourages you to sip at beer like
you would coffee, which makes it longer lasting to finish, and basically I feel
like I'm Accomplishing Something by drinking it. Drinking coffee is
accomplishing something. Helps to Get You Going so you could potentially
Accomplish Something Literally. Fascinating. I also have
coffee in another coffee mug. I've got soda in a regular glass.
But I dunno maybe I should pour it out of the glass and into a third yet unused
coffee mug. I've given myself a lot to think about! I'll be back
in a little bit!
Principal Of The Thing
I spell words accurately in context. Anyway I am not a Political
Insider Guy but it seems pretty straightforward-- if Republicans nominate a new
Supreme Court Justice, either before election or in Lame Duck session (If Biden
% Senate Dems Win), Dems expand the court. Bingo Bango. The MOST
shitty thing as far as I can tell is thinking about what Republicans can
accomplish in the next few months with a 5-3 lead in the Supreme Court!
Also the MOST shitty thing is Trump wins and Republicans win the senate.
But the point is I Dunno I Just Gotta Believe There Are Scenarios Where Things
Relatively Work Out! Also, Republicans Ran on Court Issues for decades and
I dunno if they even really want what they fought for! However This Year
They Be RUNNING on Protecting Pre-Existing Conditions this election. The
huge majority of America are PRO Abortion Rights. The point is They Can
Easily Get All The Things They Want but there could also be Consequences.
Election Consequences! Hmm what if the election goes to the Supreme
Court and it's 5-3. Well that's easy we Pray For A Split Vote.
That ain't great. No It Ain't!
Okay I'm hopefully done with that stuff. What else is
going on and crap. Lunch will happen with Part III presumably.
Hmm, beer in Coffee Mug. I totally forgot You Could Just Pound Some
Coffee. Like I just did. Beer. It wasn't coffee but
it was in a coffee mug. These Are The Days of My Lives. I dunno
maybe I do go with Ribs for lunch today. Now that Rib isn't as much Meat
it's easier to quantify and imagine myself eating it paired with Other Sides.
Like a Buffalo Wing maybe. Some Half Spheres of Potato. That sort of
thing. Anyway. I've been, "Digging," the #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
episode with Hank Azaria because, no spoilers, one of the last lines of dialogue
is like YOU STOLE MY SOUL! and I'm like I LIKE THE WAY THAT ONE
SPECIFIC LINE OF DIALOGUE WAS DELIVERED. I'M GONNA WATCH THIS ENTIRE 25
MINUTE EPISODES BECAUSE I, "DIG," THAT ONE LINE.
Also what else is going on and crap. Hey I just put
lunch in the oven. We're talkin 3 Regular Meat'd Ribs, 1 Buffalo Wing, and
8 Half Spheres of Potato. Last time I did the RIbs and Wing in Microwave!
Mixing things up this time around! If it takes longer, and is more
work, it MUST be better! We're rewarding for putting in more effort.
That's presumably how the universe should work under ideal conditions!
Right? Yeah sounds about right. II re upped beer but not
coffee. I feel sad about how that turned out but in the end how close
do you want Coffee to be to Lunch. Look, Coffee is great with Breakfast.
Lunch or Dinner? Just Doesn't Add Up! That's MY
interpretation of Real World Issues! The point is based on Episode Of #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor,
#The1989Batman, and the idea that I like HBO Shows more often than not, I
should have a #2020AutumnToWatchARLISS. Robert Wuhl has Got It Going On
and I wanna DOUBLE DOWN with that sentiment.
Hmm Arliss was 1996-2002? I legitimately thought it was
A Full Decade Earlier than that. The point is Should I binge watch #EntourageAutumnToVICTORY!
I feel like I could do that but why. I raise an interesting
Counter-Point. Something I've always wondered is if, when you pour beer,
and the foam accumulates on top (The Head?), does that evaporate so you Lose
Some Beer, or does it just turn into Regular Beer as it's disintegrating.
Probably Common Knowledge but NO ONE EVER INFORMED ME. LEMME LTURQ.
I LOOKED IT UP RIGHT QUICK AND I HAVE NO MORE KNOWLEDGE THAN I DID BEFORE!
Except for confirmation that Yes It's Called Head. Now I've heard
Cool. What if we did a thing where every Supreme
Court Justice that dies gets to pick their replacement. They'd have to
have it set up before they die, sure, they can't pick someone After Death.
But if we start off at a balanced place, then we'd pretty much stay there
indefinitely, right? I mean weird things could happen but that would be a
FUN and INTERESTING way of doing things. Only problem is Supreme Court
Justice Opportunists would sell their seat to the highest bidder!
Gotta look out for those people who devoted decades of their lives JUST TO CASH
IN when they reach the Supreme Court. Yep seems about right.
I'll be back in a little bit. Presumably with lunch!
That I Think About It
point is We're The Majority. Or at least Plurality. More
people are supporting Biden for president per the polls, more people support
Biden in terms of who they trust for Supreme Court, more people support the
Democratic-Supreme-Court-Pick-Leanings on the key Judicial Issues, Hell, as of
now, Democrats are in the lead for the Senate. We're ahead in people!
And we're getting increasingly passionate and confident about it1 That's
ultimately MAYBE what might/should count??? That'd be my guess. Hey
This Lunch Is Delicious Again But Less Garbage Meat! So I got a lot
going for me right now is the point.
What else. The one Buffalo Wing is an Appetizer.
The 2.5 Ribs and 8 Half Spheres of Potato are The Main Course. Are there
any holidays where its like You're Supposed to Celebrate Today By Eating
Ribs. I feel like there should be. Maybe the celebration of Day
Eve of Eden was born. Seems like an oversight that we don't celebrate The
Day of the year that either was Day 1 of God creating the world or Day 7.
People wanna celebrate Everything beginning and we're just supposed to not
accomodate the people? That doesn't sound like the religion I know!
Probably not, at least. All the meat on these ribs is Vertical Meat.
Look, the sides got a lot of meat-- more than the most meat you're used to-- but
it's the meat ON TOP the bone that is just an insane amount of meat!
Pleasure to Meat You. 2 Beers into Today. Figure
I'll have beer #3 starting with End Of Entry. Watched me some Oceans XII
yesterday. Pretty confident Julia Roberts was the extra I. Either
her or Eddie Izzard. Can't be both, though! Pick one and move
on with our lives! Anyway dinner today MAY BE another thing that's exactly
what lunch was. I like those odds! May also be Finish Salmon
that's a solid productive great thing to do! The pint is this was more
delicious in Oven than Microwave and with Potato than Rice. The other
point is Hey I just finished the lunch completely 100% And the
third point is Hey almost done with this paragraph then its on to 2 more
paragraphs and then its time to re-evalute my life.
I wouldn't donate to McConnell's opponent. Better,
Closer Senate Seat Races to donate to! You might have to settle for the
joy of demoting him rather than waste money on the joy of defeating him.
C'mon demoting him is Pretty Good! That's Fun and Great and Interesting.
I know I'D hate to be demoted. Which I think means I have to go
back to xanga.com and write my blog there instead of at crazysheet.net.
Ugh that'd be a No Good Not Great Terrible Thing To Happen. Then again
I Dunno maybe that's something I Can Work With. Ugh. What
else is going on and crap. Gotta wipe down Rest of Groceries today.
If not I don't have a 4th beer ready for consumption! So I might as well
Do All Of It!
Last paragraph. I guess Oceans XIII is a good
possiblity for 2 of the upcoming hours and whatnot. Maybe not! I got
lots of good options in terms of the 90 episodes of #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor.
Hmm how about this one where Hank Azaria steals his friend's soul.
That seems like a nice change of pace. It'd be weird to live by myself so
I could risk taking walks and whatnot. Getting food from Outside.
Mainly those two things, that's pretty much it. Walks and Meals.
I still walk and eat meals But Not As Well! Anyway what else is going
on and crap. Had a nice dinner last night. We're talkin a mini
Turkey Sandwich and a Cup O Noodles-- Chicken Flavored! Which I
guess is just Eating Noodles and the water they're in is roughly almost chicken
broth tasting. Yep seems to check out. I'll see you guys
September 18, 2020
can't have coffee today! Coffee Machine had a Major Malfunction
yesterday and it's not SAFE. Basically I dunno what happened but it
stopped dispelling coffee when there should have been more, then I open it up,
and the Grounds in the filter are IMMERSED IN FLUID. Not wetted.
We're talkin several ounces of water How Did That Happen? The point is
that was a hassle and a half to clean up and right now I don't wanna push my
luck! W hat luck. You can't push something that wasn't there in the
first place. Bad luck, maybe. I don't wanna push my bad luck.
Might end up doubling down!
Hey I did what I had to do with the BBQ RIBS, thawing them
over night, and unwrapped it just to see if it looked Unfrozen, ripped off one
of the end bones which was ALMOST just bone but a tiny bit of meat, ate that
piece of meat, and BOY OH BOY I'M GONNA ENJOY THE NEXT 5 LUNCHES. Well,
the next ONE lunch. We'll play it by ear when and if I get tired of
it. Ended up trying those Buffalo Wings I ALSO ENJOYED THOSE TO A NOT NON
SIGNIFICANT EXTENT. The point is I'm gonna have lunch with either part II
or III of the entry. But you know how that goes. It's the main thing
that is carried over entry to entry. That and Titles That End Up Being
Okay But I Need Several Days To Fully Process Them And Realize What THey Were
Actually All About. That's life for ya!
Which I believe was the line Doctor Frankenstein says in
the 1st draft of the movie Frankenstein. I was gonna say the
book Frankenstein but my instinct is to believe that wasn't in the book, but
only the movie. It's kind of a cinematic phrase. Lightening going
on, ITS ALIVE ITS ALIVE. You don't wanna be reading serious novel
and then he's like ITS ALIVE! ITS ALIVE! GETTA LOAD OF THIS.
But, yeah, okay. In the novel it as That's Life For Ya! Glad
we worked that out. If Global Warming destroys All Of The Arctic Circle,
where Will FrankenStein's Monster Live. He'd have to find a new
place. Anyway might have 4 beers today! 3 six days a week is just
too much pressure! 3 2 days a week, 4 3 days a week, now we're
talking! Sure I don't need Punctuation for Numbers. That's for
words! Numbers are math you don't need punctuation. Unless it's
parenthesis. Those show up in math. Are parenthesis punctuation.
Now that I think about it I'm not sure. I'm just imagining periods,
colons, semi-colons, commas, that sort of thing. I'd LTURQ but I don't
wanna blow all that excitement. I'll LIURQ later in the entry so the
anticipation has a chance to build.
Okay then. What else do I got going on in the
wide world of sports. Olympics coming up presumably. I'll LTURQ.
Plan is next summer. Presumably for the summer Olympics. It's
not like they were gonna do the winter Olympics, needed to postpone it, but
wanted to do it as quick as possible, so they decided to do the winter Olympics
next summer. Although that would add some interesting curveballs into that
equation! I'd be MUCH more interested in watching a Summer Winter Olympics
than just A Regular Olympics. Ok, anyway. I assume for the Track
Running competition they'll be practicing social distancing? One person
starts running, wait 5 seconds, next contestant starts running... and yeah you
know how this goes the first person across the finish line wins. Seems
In most cases aren't The Finish Lines also The Starting
Lines. You just run around in a circle. Or an oval, more accurately
probably. But either you're starting at the finish line or you're
finishing at the starting line. Pick one, make a commitment, and then we
can all move on with our lives. Had some delicious Meat Loaf last night.
Might be the end of all Meatloaf for this week! Might not! We'll see
how this plays out! Oh, right, Punctuation Definition. I was
right for 80% of it but Parenthesis is part of it too. Maybe it's
just any mark or symbol in words that aren't letters or numbers? I dunno
I'm gonna have to LTURQ. No I'm not I'M DONE LTURQ IN REGARDS TO
PUNCTUATION. Done, I tells ya!
Anyway as a Past Future History Teacher, Trump's
grandstanding yesterday about Patriotic Education initially struck me as
dangerous but then I realized its a joke. Look, there's a 25-35% chance we
end up going Full Fascist in which case Yes That Will Happen. But for the
most part he's just making a fool of himself because he knows history won't be
kind to him. And he's just doubling down on that sentiment. Making
an enemy of history TEACHERS. Gettin' ahead of the game! Jokes on
him, though! History teachers ARE THE SMARTEST. We way ahead of him
on History. That's how I feel. Also that's where it's FUN to
teach history. If history was just Patriotism Class it'd be a SNOOZE.
Teaching the murky controversial sometimes ugly debatable stuff, That's Where
Conversations Are Born! Critical Thinking Engaged, its not just History
Knowledge Imparted! I'll be back in a little bit.
Not What I Said
I AM trying to make coffee right now. Mom did smoe Magic Cleaning Or
Something and she gave me the Go-Ahead. Only Four Cups, though! I've
been at Six for months! Or weeks! Let's Go With Weeks! That
way if it is Months We're Still Accurate! Anyway, what else is going on in
the wide world of sports. Sticking with #TalesFromTheCryptSummeToShriekFor
All The Way To The End. When I make a commitment to having A Summer To
Shriek For I FOLLOW THROUGH ALL THE WAY TO THE END. Started bingewatching
The Oceans Movies. At least the first three. I watched a full
1/3rd of them. Not accounting for differences in lengths in the movie.
By which I mean I wonder what the different lengths in penis size for these
dozen people. I bet its not what we'd expect!
Cool. Lunch is in striking distance! Hey I'm
Facing East For This Section Of Entry. Hmm wonder what's oging on beyond
My Wall. Probably street, then a park. After the park I dunno The
Ocean? Tere's Four Oceans not 11. Although I never was 100%
Comfortable with The Four Oceans. Atlantic Ocean and Pacific Ocean, sure,
we know and love those oceans. What are the other ones? Indian
Ocean? Arctic Ocean? LMLTURQ. YEP NAILED IT. The
point is The Indian Ocean ain't so great itself, but even the Indian Ocean is
way better than the Arctic Ocean. Arctic Ocean is a snooze! Nobody
needs it. Also I'd like to learn one day the differences in Oceans.
Why we're not considering it Just One Big Ocean. Probably different in
currents and flow and hustle and that sort of stuff. Oh well no way
Anyway after this paragraph I'm gettin' some coffee!
Assuming it all went according to putt. That's not a word in the right
place. Oh well. I'I'm gonna MICROWAVE my lunch. We're
talkin' 2 Ribs. 2 Wings. 2 Hundred Calories worth of Rice
Presumably. Wow what a great Microwaving. Microwaving is when
you wave hello/goodbye with your hand but no muscles beyond your wrist.
Actually kind of unnatural of you test it out youselves. My instinct is to
use Whole Arm Up To Elbow. But I think it'd be real interesting to
experiment with Just Hand Waving. I dunno maybe I'm doing it wrong.
Maybe you're doing it wrong ever think of that. Cool! Oh right
coffee. Is it kind of weird that Oceans are All Gender Congruent.
Either all men or all women. Unless you count Julia Roberts sometimes
possibly not sure about the math on that one. Why can't we have Gender
Hmm never thought about it that way. Also I'm
guessing Julia Roberts is either the 12th and/or the 13th in those movies.
I don't have any PROOF but that's what my INSTINCT tells me. Is theere
some sort of predatory real estate acqusiations under the premise of What Land
and What Quality Of Land will presumably exist Post-Climate Change? I
mean, not 1000 years in the future-- who cares. But could you anticipate
in 30 years this piece of property will suddenly have a nice climate and
environmental plusses that people would like it more than they do now.
Something to think about! If you like profiting off the demise of Man.
Which maybe you do i guess that's part of the demise lol carry on.
Cool! Anyway, what else is going on. If only
we could MAKE MONEY fighting climate change. Well, WE can.
Yeah but not The Already Super Rich and Powerful. Well maybe that's
what we should do then. Just bribe billionaires with more money until THEY
decide to fight climate change. Hmm. So basically we're
subsidizing fighting climate change. Hmm why don't we cut out the
middle man and just fight Climate Change ourselves within Governments Economies.
Hmm seems to check out. No it doesn't! Solid 60% chance it
doesn't check out at all and is Just Nonsense! Another 20% chance it
checks out A Little but is Partly Nonsense! ANyway hey this section of
entry is just about over. Maybe one more paragraph t take our minds off Me
Spewing Partial Nonsense.
That's how that goes. Probably going back to Facing
South for Part III. Facing East doesn't have enough room accomodate a
plate of lunch. So I got that going for me! Just finished
Beer #1. That's not so bad. Good rate! Even good enough to
only have 3 beers today comfortably! I like those odds but I wouldn't
bet on it I already subliminally committed to four beers in my mind. And
if I only drink three, no matter how long it lasts, part of me will be like
yeah I was KIND OF promised four beers? So we'll see how that goes.
Maybe watch somethin' between Part II and III. For the most part it's
roughly 15-40 minutes between Parts. I can fit in An Episode Of Something
in that time! I usually don't bother but maybe I SHOULD be
bothering. Alright Ill see you guys in 15-40 minutes.
this lunch is delicious. I also like how food tastes fresher when its the
first time you open it. And then you leave it either In Fridge or In
Freezer or On Kitchen Table for several days and its quality gets worse and you
start thinking well that's just the extent of Good to which this food
reaches. Then you Re-Up and are like Hey Now We're Talking! I
should have never let you go. Anyway cycled all the way back to
Episode One of #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor. Obviously when I was
watching them all in order, Episode I was more or less the Most Watched Episode.
But now that I'm picking and choosing, I haven't watched this one in a while!
And its pretty good! Probably in the top 50% of All Episodes!
Anyway these Ribs have an insane amount of Meat on it.
Which is great but it will lead to me getting fat. Also an unhealthy
amount of this meat is fat. Which will lead me to getting fat.
Already formed as fat, might as well just Stay Fat, cut out the middle man.
That's how Food Works. First Episode, huh? That's with that guy
from Shawshank Redemption Movies. Robert Adler. That's my first
guess. NO William Sadler. That's my REAL first guess. YEP WILLIAM
SADLER NAILED IT ON MY FIRST TRY. ...Well, second try. Still Very
Good Thuogh! From now on I can have Just Ribs And Rice as lunches
(/Dinners?). Which is great because it makes Buffalo Wings A Snack Food.
One wing here and there, now we're talking Great Several Days.
Cool! Only Halfway Through Beer Consumption for the
day! I like those odds! Hey turns out I only drink three beers
for the day after all most likely for the most part that's what I'm sort of
predicting. Man this meat is legit 4 x the amount of meat on bone that
I was expecting. I am going to have a #GeorgeWendtHeartAttackToRemember
any minute now! Okay this lunch was too much. But I learnt important
lessons for Next Lunch. Remember when we didn't have OCD or Body Image
Issues and We Just Ate What We Ate When We Ate It? I miss those days.
So much it made me go into The Royal We. That's what happens sometimes
when I miss things too much! Apparently!
Cool! Hey my Heart DOES Hurt. How
about that for Cause & Effect. So my best guess is Kansas City BBQ
Ribs means either 100% Fat or 400% the amount of meat as regular ribs.
Based on personal experience that's what I've come up with. Anyway whatta
do about dinner today. Myabe sandwich and soup. I got sandwich meats
That Need Eatin'! Might as well make a solid dent into those rations I got
going for me. God Damn I have A WHOLE RACK OF THIS. What's
the over under on how many heart attacks I will have over the next week.
I guess One. .5, maybe.
paragraph of the entry. Then I get to finish my beer! Take my plate
downstairs wash that sucker off use the same plate for dinner tonight!
It's called being Economically Conservative! No it's not, that means
something different. Oh right. It's called being Conservatively
Economical. I guess that's Kind Of accurate? What else is
going on. The point is I'm Done Thawing Out These Ribs! One & Done
Thing! They're in the fridge For How Ever Long It Takes To Finish Them!
Yeah! Hey what else is going on. How's the #Mets2020SeasonToFinish.
Hey they've won back to back games in their last 2 games. Nice little
winning streak they got going! I don't know what makes me feel worse--
knowing that I splurged on calories I didn't want to, or the physiological
consequence of eating all that garbage meat. Let's say its right down
the middle 50/50 there. I'll see you guys later!
September 17, 2020
a Think-Em-Up-- Aiming for Herd Immunity as a way to deal with CoronaVirus is
100% EXACTLY like what Thanos from #MarvelSummerToRemember wanted to do.
He was the main villain for a decade of films! And his ultra-evil plan was
to wipe out half the population of the galaxy altruistically. NAILED
THAT THINK EM UP NOW WE'RE THINKING! Except Less
Altruism. The point is Thank God my phone vibrates twice in succession
when I plug it in to be charged. Without that, I wouldn't even Know My
Phone Was Doin' Stuff. It's nice to be reminded every time and again.
I was gonna say, "every time and again," then I was like that's not a phrase but
it sounds nice, so I was then like, better say 'ever now and again,' but then I
was like nah I'm gonna stick with 'every time and again.' True Story!
Hey I got Supermarket Stuff including Beer. All wiped
down and everything! Ready for consumption! Can't have Ribs today
for lunch-- Need To Be Defrosted! Can have Meatloaf for dinner-- what a
wonderful dinner! Gonna get AHEAD OF THE CURVE this time and have 1 of the
2 Salmon meals Gettin' It Right Out Of The Way with Lunch TODAY. It's
all uphill from Getting Salmon Out Of The Way. Or is it downhill.
I forget which one is good. Uphill sounds good because we're getting
higher into the stratosphere which is good for strategy reasons. But
downhill is good because its easier and more fun to get from Point A to Point B
if it's Downhill. Yeah I think I'm gonna err on Downhill, I wanna go
downhill is the point.
Seems to check out. Got TWO White Rices this time
around! Now we're talking! Well, I am. You may be too, I have
no way of knowing though. The point is I had 2 Breakfast Sandwiches for
dinner last night and I never really fully processed how shitty this specific
Flavor & Brand Breakfast Sandwiches are. It's on English Muffin, IF
YOU COULD CALL IT THAT, and it's just not pleasurable to eat what with the
different textures and bite sizes. Taste is OKAY but it's hard to get A
Good Bite Goin'. Also yes Bite implies A Singular Turn but I
think it could be used differently, as in, Yeah I was getting my Bite
on and it wasn't pleasurable at all thanks to these contradicting textures, hope
someone was fired over this one.
My dad is teaching Monday Thru Thursday Evenings which
I like because somehow it provides structure to MY week. Just
knowin' he'll be down there teaching till his hearts content for an hour and 40
minutes these nights, why, it gives me something to Time My Clock Towards.
Internal Clock. Figure I've got an Internal Clock In There Somewhere.
Fascinating. BBQ SALMON THIS TIME. None of this Lemon Herb
Salmon. GIVE ME THE HARD STUFF. We're Talkin Sweetish BBQ not
Spicy BBQ HARD STUFF. I have delicate sensibilities I CAN'T HANDLE
SPICY BBQ! Just kidding Of course I could I'm a big man I can eat hot
and spicy food why aren't my parents proud of me I'm Doing ALL I CAN!
George Wendt was in this Vampire Episode of #TalesFromTheCrypTSummerToShriekFor?
Would I be more aware of George Wendt if he didn't die of a heart attack?
I'm Assuming? LMLTURQ. WHAT THE HELL HE'S STILL ALIVE.
I truly did not see that coming. Well when I was TYPING IT I was like
Hmm 10% chance he's alive, never explicitly found out he died. But the
point is Good News for Him, Good News for His Family, Good News For All Of Us!
lets get him back in action he's a Character Actor we acn ALL get behind.
I dunno what else is going on and crap. WHAT THE HELL HE'S STILL
WORKING? I also Truly Did Not See THAT Coming either. I
figured he retired from public life. Turns out No He's In A Lot Of things
just Things I and/or You Would Never Be Seeing. Anyway hey one more
paragraph for this section.
Cool! That Rack of BBQ Ribs was sure an entire Rack.
They weren't kiddin! This is an all out Rack! Of Ribs! I can't
wait to enjoy those tomorrow what with combining them with SPICY Buffalo Wings
you wouldn't believe how spicy these wings are. I haven't eaten them yet,
but the website, it said spicy, this is the spiciest it can get people are
telling me. Anyway if Trump is Thanos how do Other Real Life Public
Figures equate to #MarvelSummerToRemember Characters. Why, there's
Robert Downey Jr-- He's Iron Man. Scarlett Johansson-- she's Black
Widow. I could go on and on like this. But I choose not to.
Wisely! I'll be back in a little bit.
Your Website Against Mine
the point so far is that America Demands a George Wendt Comeback. IT'S
GEORGE WENDT'S BIRTHDAY IN EXACTLY ONE MONTH. If you could have
Exactly a month. I think it's commonplace for Exactly a month to be
the next Calendar Month on the same day of the month. That could be 30
Days! COULD BE 31 DAYS! EVEN COULD BE 28 DAYS. EVEN COULD BE
29 DAYS. We're talkin all the numbers between 28 and 31 INCLUDING
28 and 31. Anyway what. I've probably talked about What's
a Month half a dozen times here but that's just because We Really Need To
Get To The Bottom Of This! What else is going on and crap. Had some
#JoeBidenKettleChipsToScarfDown as a Snack just now! We're talkin 6
pieces. Roughly 50 calories. But they were nice sized pieces!
Wouldn't that affect the amount of calories they were. Yeah You'd Think
Hey had 1 sippage of beer for 1st section of entry, now gonna
go back to the well. Let's get, "Sippage," in the dictionary.
Either as California Jargon Lets get Our Sippage On Buuuuudy. Or as a
precise amount (to be determined) of consumption of a beverage-- presumably
through sipping. Or both, why not. Let's Go Nuts if we're
making up words! Anyway hows everyone doing. Good? Great.
I'm starting to realize that in about 10% of #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToSHriekFor
there's plot holes that are significant to the plot (is that being repetitive?
Sure!) and I guess that's what makes them Creepy. Creepy how I never
noticed before. Creepy how it's creepy that Linear Logic seems to not have
a stronghold on this narrative. You know that kind of crap.
Figure I'll have Salmon & Rice for lunch during Part III of entry! FIGURE
HARD CORE! I GOTTA THAW THESE RIBS OUT OVER NIGHT IN THE
REFRIGERATOR? WHAT ABOUT HALF A NIGHT BUT ITS OUTSIDE THE REFRIGERATOR ON
SOME SORT OF KITCHEN COUNTER? C'MON MEET ME HALFWAY HERE.
Sure, why not. I like the idea of Arizona being the
Tipping Point state in #2020ElectionToGoSmoothly. I dunno why!
Arizona is HOT. Got some HEAT to it. But then also they Have Iced
Tea. So there's layers to Arizona. Jonathon McCain represented
Arizona and maybe Trump being a Dick about McCain costs him Arizona and then the
election and IT'S ALL BECAUSE TRUMP WAS A DICK ABOUT MCCAIN. I'm no McCain
Cheerleader, he was one of the last good ones though, but I think there's a
sizeable portion of people who would be tickled by that scenario. And
then that election night Trump gets a knock on his door and its the Zombified
Corpse of John McCain and he goes 'I like presidents who don't lose their
re-election' and then he drags Donald Trump back into his Grave and buries them
both alive. Well, Trump Alive. McCain is still More Or Less Dead in
this scenario. He's animated, but dead. And I guess he goes back to
being Regular Dead now that he's fulfilled his final mission.
Great! The point is I can face South writing
entry-- 90% of the time-- I can face East-- 10% of the time. But I can no
longer face North or West. West, I could never really do. I did once
or twice but It Was Uncomfortable. North? Used to be standard, but
Wire got tangled and I can't get it to that North Facing Desk without unplugging
Computer. In which case Computer Would Turn Off Completely.
So I'm stuck here with these two directions. It's okay I guess.
East is one of the best 2 directions. South is PROBABLY the worst but I've
gotten used to it so it's really no problem. North is probably the best,
lets be honest here. I like the premise of how I donated 15 dollars to
FlipTheSenate so basically any Specific Race I can say well I made a
difference there! I don't know exactly where my money is going under
this campaign donation premise. I don't think they just automatically
divide up the 15 dollars proportionately for each race. They probably do
some calculations about where to spend it best. But I'm Not Involved In That
Conversation! Probably for the best! I Don't Have The Necessary
Fascinating. Mom is on board with #JoeBidenKettleChipsToScarfDown.
Dad even expressed some interest in them, but he's concerned if he likes them he
will Scarf Them Down as the Hashtag suggests might happen. I respect his
decision but also I think he should try the Kettle Chips he's worked hard his
entire life he should be able to have #JoeBidenKettleChipsToScarfDown if that's
what he thinks would bring him momentary happiness. Well, great.
Lunch'll be in just a little bit. I got that going for me. Finishing
Beer #1 right about now. It's all going great is the point. The main
way I'm conceptualizing Facing Directions for this entry, I'm thinking Hmm
South I'm facing Most of America. Same as if I were facing West.
Facing East, though, that's The Atlantic Ocean out there. North is Some
Nice America but Not As Much. That's how my mind works today.
How Deep Into America Am I Looking. I'll be back in a little bit.
This Website This One Right Here
that's gonna be the framing when Biden wins. Whatever Tipping Point State
it was, they'll say It was the Non-Trump Conservatives who put him over the
top! In which case I'm prepared for this dumb talking point
but its gonna be stupid and bullshit in a multitude of ways! Just like
me! I got lunch going for me. I stand corrected. I'm
eating lunch in a multitude of ways! You know, mostly fork.
Maybe some Fingers. Just the normal stuff. Man oh man I'm ENJOYING
the Salmon, not just Enjoying Knocking 50% of the Salmon out of the park.
It's wonderful, this whole lunch scenerio, I've got no complaints!
Cool. Last 2 #TalseFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
episodes I've been watching, (Last one I completed and One I'm .25 into) NOT ON
BOARD WITH 'EM. Dunno WHY I thought these were the right ones for Right
Now. I was OFF. Which is odd cause usually I'm good at picking
episodes correctly. That go with the vibe of What The Next 25 Minutes Will
And Should Be. I'm off my game and whatnot is the point. Only 1
drink in and the entry is almost over! I like those odds! I'm
starting to really enjoy my Daily MidDay Bath. It's got all the properties
of Cooling Me Down because it's a Relax Bath, but also it pumps me up because I
listen to The Upper The Uppers. And If I'm not enjoying myself nobody else
is gonna do it. It's UP to ME!
Fascinating. ORANGE SODA? I HAVEN'T HAD THAT IN A
DOG'S AGE. A VERY TERMINAL FROM BIRTH DOG. Putting Groceries away, my Mom
was like you can have your Slices for dinner. And I was like
SLICE THE ORANGE SODA? I GOT SUNKIST BUT I'M ASSUMING YOU'RE SAYING I CAN
HAVE ORANGE SODA FOR DINNER? Turns out she was talkin' about THE
MEATLOAF SLICES OF MEATLOAF man oh man did I have a laugh after that. Mom
was like what's wrong? and I'm like LAUGH. I CAN'T STOP
LAUGHING. PLEASE SOMEBODY STOP MY GUFFAWING. Finished Salmon.
Little bit of rice left! Fascinating. I don't wanna get ahead of
myself, but I have a pretty good idea of Next Episode of #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor.
I've even got some ideas for Episodes Later In The Day! I'm comfortable
with what the rest of this day will bring. Real Comfortable.
I remember in The Keenan 'n Kel Show Kel was addicted to
Orange Soda. It was a running joke. Gotta figure they were being
sponsored by Big Orange Soda, right? Sunkist, Slice, Fanta, they all
got together to influence kids on Orange Soda in general. What brand they
go for be damned, they're an unholy alliance in this scenario brainwashing our
kids to CRAVE Orange Soda. Hmm I could go for a Fanta. I think
they're a punchline but also have you checked out their Line of Punches?
I mean, they taste fine to me. Kettlechips, huh? I see where
you're going with this. Delicious snack treat ideally between Breakfasts
And Lunches and Lunches and Dinners. But lets be real-- After Dinner, Too!
Not so much before Breakfast. That'd be dumb.
Last paragraph! Wouldn't it be nice to have
a Single Buffalo Wing. In the name of science. I need to know what
I'm dealing with here! It'd be irresponsible to NOT have a Buffalo Wing.
Eh EEh I'm trying to pysch myself into having a buffalo wing but you
know what I'M NOT BUYING IT No Buffalo Wing until Tomorrow's Lunch! THAT'S
IT THAT'S ALL THAT'S ALL THERE IS. Buffalo don't have wings!!
Sure they do Angel Buffalo. Why shouldn't there be Angel Buffalo.
Bison needs Accurate Organized Religions just like humans. They need help
and guidance from Angels just like You Or Me! But People won't get the job
done, no, they need their fellow Buffalo to be Angelized. That'll do the
trick! Yep seems to check out. I'll be back tomorrow!
September 16, 2020
you? Really? Yeah Probably. What's going on in the wide
world of sports. Gettin' the sense that Basketball is going on per
Twitter. Also Football possibly? Baseball PROBABLY but not a lot of
talk about that! Snoozeorama. I did see Baseball Commissioner was
like yea maybe we're gonn have 16 team playoffs All Of The Times From Now On.
Which is good. Why don't you just have a 30 team playoffs and it's called
The Regular Season. That'd make a whole lot of sense. Anyway
one meal for today-- very possibly lunch!-- is Bagel with either Cream't Cheese
or Butter. Feels like a Butter Day! There's a #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
where one of the character just eats bars of butter. It's not really
important to the plot. I mean, I guess it works as Character Development
and Illustration. But it just shows up 3 or 4 times in the episode, him
eating butter and offering butter to other people as a polite thing to do.
Really makes ya think.
I think I saw Hazy Night Sky last night Because of
California Smoke? Also is there gonna be a blend of Marijuana
California Wildfire or is it Too Soon? Or Not Soon Enough.
Or Hey it happened when it happened. I can't wait to see All The
Blends Names when Marijuana is Universal. That's how legalizing
marijuana works, right? It's a Marijuana-For-All System.
I'm just kidding that would be absurd! No one in their right mind would be
in favor of that idea! ...yea I guess not. No, nope, never
considered that idea seriously. It'd be dumb, like you said. Real
dumb. What else is going on. Gotta another 2x size beer for
today. I'll drink between 60 and 100% of it Throughout Entry. Is
there gonna be a Cocaine Lobby and Heroin Lobby and PCP Lobby that are like
well we want in on some of the action. I hope not those drugs are
dangerous! Still maybe let people Decide For Themselves. I
dunno I don't wanna have a REAL Debate. That's not what I'm
interested in! Not one bit!
Don't doubt the political power of Big Ecstasy.
Wait, no. What I meant to say was Let's have a Big Ecstasy Party.
Political! I dunno what else is going on. I feel bad getting Spam
when it should be in Promotions. It's legitimate Promotions I'm getting
because I signed up somewhere somehow quasi-intentionally. Now they're
SPAM? Doesn't seem fair to them. Maybe they gotta pay off some
people to get to PROMOTIONS. And then double down with that, pay 'em 3x as
much, and get to INBOX. Alright whose the guy whose running the
internet. I got a proposition for him that he's gonna wanna hear!
Anyway I'm seious about #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor ending in a week.
I just gotta figure out how to make #AutumnSummerToBeSpecial. Wait get rid
of that Summer. It doesn't belong!
Cool. Mixing things up for Delivery Tomorrow.
Gettin' some stuff I always DREAMED about but never dared to commit to ordering.
We're talkin' Full Rack of BBQ RIBS. ALL FOR MYSELF. Also instead of
Chicken Fingers HOT SAUCE'D CHICKEN WINGS. Presumably some Drumsticks
too! That's the moneymaker of that whole scenario. Can I do a
poll, which is the best chicken wing-- wing, thigh, or drumstick. Also is
Wing a Thing. Or is it just thighs and drumsticks. Either way
Drumstick has got to be way ahead in preferences, right? Because
that's My Opinion. For the most part Something Being Our Own Personal
Opinion has a better than 50% chance for the most part of being accurate.
You already took a survey of yourself! And you're a pretty Average Type
Fascinating. Hey I get to take a break after this
paragraph. Yeah i like these hot buffalo wings but I don't like the
skin! Just try rip that off cleanly to get to the delicious plain chicken
inside. That's one way to go. Back when Food Diner Delivery was
a thing, my Dad would regularly get Linzer Tarts, which is basically 2 big
cookies stacked together, held together by some jelly. And he's just eat
the cookies, not the jelly. And I'm like, ya know I'm sure there's some
kind of cookie on this menu which you can get without the jelly. And
he didn't wanna hear it! There's no reasoning with him at this point when
it comes to desserts! Alright time for a break.
Maybe but it smells like shit. I think it's possibly you can blame my
entire social self isolating in high school was due to some smelly Indian
Breakfasts. I was carpooling Freshman year with my neighbor who also went
to Stuyvesant, so in the car on the way there, she smell't like shit! I'm
not saying Indian people smell. I'm saying Indian Breakfast Smells.
Just like if you were saying I smell like cigarette smoke, it's still the
cigarette smoke that smells, not me. Anyway so the point is because
of that I was always in a bad mood in the morning ride to the train station.
And I never engaged her at all. You'd think we'd be friendly cause Why Not
it's a new school new everything we've got a head start in terms of being
friends.. But I just withdrew. Because of the smell made me pissed
off at her. I was already pissed off at getting up at 6:15 AM every day!
And anyway this negativity made me antisocial in MicroSituation AND
MacroSituation And it set A PRECEDENT IS THE POINT.
The point is hmm I'd be interested in some Indian
Breakfast Now. Seems to check out. Nah not if my smell
memory is accurate. What else is going on and crap. Gotta Unpack
and Wipe Down Delivery Tomorrow. I got a solid 24 hours or so until that
happens! Doesn't hurt to mentally prepare, though. Figure I'll keep
up with #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor when this entry is over. What
else Pissed Me Off in high school. Hmm that's about it. Only
complaint I had over 4 years. IT GOT ME STARTED IN THE WRONG DIRECTION
WTF WHY CAN'T SHE JUST BE PLEASANT SMELLING FROM BREAKFAST FOOD LIKE CINNAMON OR
CROISSANTS. I dunno why, but that's the way the universe worked against my
Anyway its hard to write entries without the premise of More
Beer in the future. Unless it had No Beer from the start. I think I
can compromise at 3 beers over 6 out of 7 days a week from now on. That
was the goal when I first started. But somewhere along the line I started
drinking FOUR sometimes and it would be five days. Then somewhere along
the line it was FOUR OR FIVE and it was four days. Then now We're Back To
Thinking about Maybe THREE AT A TIME, DUNZO, THAT'S IT, six days a week. I
can have 1 beer to look forward to if I drink 2 during entry. I like those
odds! MMM KANSAS CITY BBQ RIBS. One would imagine that's a
good thing. If they're going out of their way to call it Kansas City
there must be something good about that phrase that pushes people over the top.
It's not like ..hmm first thought for another city was Portland.
Then it was Charlottesville. The point is I only think of
cities when I heard them in the news. Charlottesville BBQ. I'd buy
it! And then Portland Oregon and Portland Maine also EACH have BBQ Ribs
and they're always at war with each other about which is the best BBQ RIBS In
Terms Of Portland. Huh? Sorry short circuited there for a minute.
What else is going on. I think we shuold be more
upfront and honest with each other the way different minorities make ou lives
better by having All The Cuisines. I mean, I know entertainment industry
is tops in America. We've got the best sports, also entertainment.
But I think we probably are in the top 10% of Dining Options in the world.
We got All The Options here and there! It's a real melting pot.
Another good Marijuana Blend-- Melting Pot. And it makes you feel like
melting. Which is a good feeling maybe? Doesn't sound good to me.
But hey I ain't here to tell you what to and what not to be into. Also
most of the best leaders in causing malnutrition deaths and multiple afflictions
are FROM America. USA! Is that a metaphor for what America is?
No! It's Not Even A Metaphor, it just IS what America Is!
Hey I get to take another break after this paragraph.
Return with Part III with Part I, II, and III of Lunch. All acts of
lunch at once is the point. Man Dad is really into Every Day
this week. It's a real Father-Son Whistling Tune. Showed up in
Father-Son movie, that's why he likes it, so it's accurately a Father-Son
Whistling Tune, that's how I feel. Anyway all day me and Dad are just
trading off whistling. Every time I come down stairs, one of us starts,
the other one does the next part, goes back to the first person, and so on.
Trading Off Tunes! It's a real Father-Son Activity that no one can take
away from us. Why would they want to? What do they have to gain by
souring my relationship with My Father? I'll be back in a bit.
The Best I Can Do?
not! Or hope so. I forget what words mean and also words have no
meaning anymore. Got some lunch going-- a French Breaded Pizza as well as
Four count 'em Four Chicken Nuggets. MMM wouldn't mind smelling this on
my way to Train Station. Anyway, when I was a kid, the only time I'd
eat breakfast was if I was up all night beforehand. Then, sure, A
Breakfast Dinner is TOPS. Steak and Eggs gets the job done. Maybe
some Nice Combo Meal where it's French Toast or Pancakes with All The Meats and
Some Eggs Too. Hamburger. That's Not A Breakfast!
Says you. Anyway hey I only have to write another four paragraphs after
this one. I like those odds! Oh, right. Still gotta
finish this one. Forgot about THAT LITTLE DETAIL. Damnit! Oh
Hey I Did It!
Okay. Still might have Bagel for DINNER.
DinnerDinner. I never got why Penn Station isn't packed late Weekend
Nights. You'd think kids all over the Queens and Long Island area are
drinking in the city and then want to snack at Penn Station. Not showing
up! What's the deal! Where are these other people snacking. Is
there an iHop I don't know about? Is tehre a Denny's Somehow and Nobody
Thought To Alert Me? Is there an After-Hours-Chipotle where they only
serve Breakfast Burritos bcause it's AfterHoursBreakfast? Anyway I was
thinking about it and I wouldn't mind getting a Dictionary. Then turning
it to random words and being like Hmm Wonder What That's All About.
It's the entertainment that never stops giving! Pick out words blindly!
Read them! Read the definition! Rinse and Repeat!
Cool. AWESOME THESE KANSAS CITY RIBS ARE SIDE RIBS
[SPARE RIBS] and that goes well with my White Rice. I get to imagine I'm
eating CHINA CUISINE. I think if there was push back on Trump for using
the phrsae, "China Virus" (And there probably should be but it's not a priority
I guess), he should be forced to say China ... for good things. Oh I
kid them about teh virus but the truth is I love China Cuisine. I love
China Genocide of Muslims, I think China Genocide is pretty good. I like
China Yao Ming, he was one of the good ones... If it works its shitty,
but I think its pretty hilarious about how one of the main tenets of Trump
Campaign is that THINGS AREN'T GOOD AT ALL NOW IN JOE BIDEN'S AMERICA.
Obviously its ridiculous, but my first instinct is hmm that might work.
But if it doesn't we're gonna laugh about it for a long time.
A long time. Pair that KC Ribs with some Hot 'n Spicy
Wings. 2 Spare Ribs, 2 wings, some rice. Rinse and repeat! I'd
probably have to go through that 4 times over the week, and still have some left
over For Snacking. Ya know what at this point I'm Okay With That.
If my Old Neighbor is reading this I'd like to apologize and I wish we had
become great friends. I could have even mentioned to you, man whatchu
been eating that smells bad. But I thought that would be insensitive!
Probably would have been! But if we became friends then I could work it
into a conversation. Oh well such is life. Hey I'm almost done with
this entry. Just one more paragraph to go about!
Okay. I know we all think we know what Indian Food
Smells Like but we're mostly basing that on Official Indian Restaurants and
whatnot. A real Indian Family cooking Breakfast isn't necessarily what
you're thinking of. It's in the same FAMILY of Smells but you don't know
what I was smellin'! Get off my back about it. I hope they legalize
marijuana. Even if I can't enjoy smoking it anymore, I enjoy The SMELL.
I enjoy the premise of OTHER PEOPLE Enjoying Themselves. I enjoy the idea
that it's Legal when Legally & Whatnot IT SHOULD BE. And I enjoy the idea
that Maybe I Can Smoke It Myself At Some Point I Dunno Been A While!
Anyway that'll do it for today. I'll see you tomorrow.
September 15, 2020
Nice & Peaceful
was just minding my own business, living my life, yesterday and it suddenly
occurred to me, Hey 200,000 PEOPLE ARE FUCKING DEAD! That's a lot
of people! I had been petty desensitized to that but I realized Hmm
200,000 Unnecessary Deaths. And I mean that not politically, just on a
human level. SO many lives lost. And-- then we get to politically--
YES A HUGE AMOUNT OF THEM COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED. And we can DO A LOT
MORE TO PREVENT MORE. But we're not! We're busy doing mass
hysterectomies in ICE camps! And denying Climate Change! And Rigging
Elections! America 2020 You Get What You Ask For. I don't
remember asking for this. Oh, no, not you personally.
I meant the ROYAL, "You." Yep seems to check out.
Isn't causing people to panic about how their freedoms are
being suppressed by wearing masks in public PANICKING THEM? You say you
meant you want to avoid Average American fron panic-- you're inspiring more
panic among them about their rights to spread a deadly disease than those of us
who have made logical adjustments to our lifestyle and are doing the right
thing! Those Other Assholes are WAY more panicked than us! The point
is I had blood work done today ad to wait like an hour in the waiting room!
Also the Waiting Room is a sequestered part of the lobby. I think because
it's more Roomy. Is that a thing people are gonna be looking for in Future
Apartments. When the next pandemic hits, you're gonna want to socially
distance from your loved ones (or people you cant stand But Live With You), so
this living room you can put a couch here and put a nice Rocking Chair on the
other side here.
Also see through Plexiglass in-between. Not sure
what that accomplishes but it FEELS right. Anyway if I could ever buy a
fancy apartment Sure I Want Plexiglass In The Equation Who Wouldn't Want To Live
With Some Plexiglass. Anyway. So I got 2 Big Beer Cans on way
home! Now I get to drink that later! That's how it goes when you buy
yourself beverages! Anyway lunch is lookin like Left Over Penne with 1
Meatball PLUS like Half a Roll? It's great, just great.
So over the next two days (including today!) I gotta finish that meal, I got 1
Meal of Salmon, and I DO HAVE ENOUGH Corn't Beef for a sandwich. So I got
all that going for me is the point! Oh yeah had the idea to combine
Pasta with French'd Bread't P'tzza and save the meatball. I'll some
some Pizza Hold The Meatball. Hold MY Meatballs how about that now
we're talkin! Great. My Dad had to use the facilities
real bad when he drove me to Hospital because I was waiting so long for Blood
Work. And he ain't parking and going in to use the facility, too much
COVID. So basically he was rushing me when on the way back when I was
getting Cigarettes and Beer so I could even Enjoy Myself Being in
Convience Store. This is the most exciting thing I've done in a month,
lemme soak it all in. Metaphorically. Not literally. No
Soaking Literally, not if I could help it!
Yeah. My Favorite Goldeneye Multi-Player Map was
Facility. And also it starts off You're In An Air Duct Above A
Bathroom. True Story! Anyway halfway through September. That's
great. I don't like September this year True Story! Sure I'll set up
some Remote Mines then when you're coming after me BOOM you blow up and you
never even knew it was coming! Proximity Mines, those are too risky.
What if I want to cross that space! Why, I'd be blown to pieces!
And My Fictional James Bond Immediate Family would be besides themselves with
grief. WHY DID HE HAVE TO SET UP A PROXIMITY MINE AND THEN CROSS IT BY
ACCIDENT AND EXPLODE! WHY DO GOOD THINGS HAPPEN TO BAD PEOPLE?
I mean, Why Do BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE. But the
first is The Real Conundrum, that's how I feel.
I've made that Yuk-em-up before. All the way down
to Proximity Mines. Jeez. When I entered Hospital they
checked my temperature just by looking at my silhouette. I was normal.
What an age we live in! And if I had Fever, I assume Trump would just go
Look one day your temperature is just going to get cooler, just you watch.
Also this applies to Global Warming now In Addition to Covid. Also if
everything goes according to plan, around the end of Next January, these things
will just start getting better, just you watch. Politics Humor!
Anyway this is the end of Part I. Continue reading to access Part II!
Did You Say
some lunch going on. We're talkin' first thing I said. Pasta +
Meatball + 1/2 Roll. Made out of Bread! I dunno what kinda rolls YOU
Been Gettin! Sushi Rolls. Rice is bread. Rolled up in
rice. Sushi rolls without rice. Seaweed is bread. Real good
seaweed! Also begun my 24oz of Beer. Anyway what's going on in the
wide world of sports. Hows Baseball doing. I guess they're wrapping
up their season around now. LMLTURQ. Yep seems to check out.
Man that was a great, "Riff!" Baseball 2020 You Get What You Ask For.
I saw the Mets were 5 games under .500 and at a 28% chance of Making The
Playoffs. Hmm I guess All The Good Teams are Under .500 this year.
Reallly makes ya think.
Not if I have any say about it! The point is Penne is
delicious. And I have only myself to thank for putting it in boiling water
Really Well. Hmm Well Water. That'd be a good Fancypants Way to
cook something. Cook it in well water! Do you cook things in
water? Sure water makes up 80% of our food presumably. Makes up
80% of US or so I've heard. I'm guessin it applies to other animals as
well as fruit and vegetables. Bison is 80% water. Carrots are 80%
water. And all I'm asking is for something to eat thats 80% Well Water.
Anyway most likely going with Salmon for dinner toinght! Totally out of
Well Rice or Well Potatoes. Maybe a Well Soup that sounds delicious.
Does Well Water Beef't Barley Soup Go With Well Water Salmon? Only one way
to find out!
Finished my lunch. If only I could retroactively
pretend that it was made with Well Water. I dunno what I'm doing here
anymore. I mean, I do know. I'm just not proud of it.
Anyway they took my weight at Blood Work today and I was like hmm gonna check
it out myself and I was at 161! While wearing clothes! Means I'm
around 159 without clothes but WITH my Chubby Body. That's great I got
5 pounds to go until I'm Obese. If I play my cards right, I could STILL BE
NOT OBESE by New Years! IF I play my cards right. Also playing
my cards right accounts for SOME over eating. I don't wanna make This Card
Game any more difficult than it shuold be! Maybe drink less, that'd be my
instinct. Or drink the same amount but spread it around more.
Now we're talkin! Well, I am. You might be too, but I have no way of
Cool. What a lunch I just enjoyed. Delicious!
My compliments to the Chef. Do waitresses ever relay that message.
Or do they just hold it on for themselves like tips. Here's 15% you
split it between you and The Chef. And waitress pockets the tip. Compliments
to the chef! Waitress is just gonna pocket that Compliment.
Hmm what does it say about me that I jumped to the Female Version Of Word for
Waiter. Probably says negative stuff! Anyway, when I took
Spanish, EVERY word is masculine and feminine. Is there some
Gender-Conscious Backlash trying to get rid of that in Languages Where That's An
issue? My guess? Yeah probably maybe not what do I know.
HELLO WAITER HELLO? OK NOW THAT I'VE GOT YOUR ATTENTION ... .. ... ... .
... WAY TO DO YOUR JOB.
Fascinating. Anyway if the Chef DOES get his
compliments is he supposed to be like YES THANK YOU LORD THEY LIKED IT I'M SO
HAPPY. Probably. If I Was Chef that's how I'd react.
The first hundred times. After a while you get numb to it and start
resenting the diners that'd be my guess. What else is going on in the wide
world of sports. Shaved myself last night! About 90%! Was I
partly insipered because I was going out into the real world today? Yes!
Did I forget the mask covers all of my Facial Hair Face? Sort Of! Is
that a thing. Extra Facial Hair prevents Coronavirus? Because the
virus gets trapped in your beard or moustache or sideburns before it has a
chance to infect you internally. That'd be MY Guess! I'll be
back in a bit with Part III!
Open To Any and All Website Criticism
say I've got a solid ONE WEEK to finish #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
until Summer Is Over. Then will there be a new Hashtag for Autumn? iI
dunno lets not get ahead of ourselves. #LetsotGetAheadOfOurselvesAutumnToRemember.
I dunno, what else. More coffee! Finishing That 1 Roll I had FOR
SNACK. Two Hundred Thousand Americans. Over a Million in The
World. If each Ameican who died gave me a dollar I'd be RICH I TELL
YOU. Also shouldn't Each American be giving me a dollar whether or not
they die from Coronavirus? That's how taxes work. They're a Get
Rich Quick Scheme for Government. Well, Wall ST And big companies, at
lesat! People pay taxes. Government bails out Wall Street and
Corporations. Wall Street and corporation reward investors and underpay
and lay off workers. And the cycle continues. It All takes a few
sentences to say. I use it to finish A Paragraph. And the
Great, just great. Here's a meal I've been
Fantasizing About-- 2 EggS Sandwiches @ once, either Lunch or Dinner.
It All Checks Out how it would be delicious filling and an appropriate amount of
calories for Lunch Or Dinner. And all I have to do is put it in oven 40
minutes ahead of time! Hmm I gotta eat this salmon for dinner to be
responsible but Hold That Thought maybe we can work something like this out for
Tomorrow? Yep checks out I'll hold that thought, hold it all day if I
have to! You're gonna have to hold it more than that, into
tomorrow as well! Ok I'm still on board I'll hold this thought for the
next 36 hours hows that. Alright that's definitely more than enough
Yeah! Three more pargaraphs to go. We did a
whole Spring together. Closing in on a whole Summer together. I'm
predicting a whole Autumn Together! I Don't Care WHAT season it is I'm in
it to win it with #Crazysheet2020ToRemember. Hmm that's pretty catchy
better remember that one. #Hashtags2020ToRemember. That's
EVEN BETTER I Gotta Remember THAT ONE! #2020ToRemember.
AMAZING I KEEP TOPPING MYSELF SOMEHOW BY REMOVING MYSELF DEGREE BY
DEGREE! But the point is I still have a whole week of #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
and I intend on making them COUNT. Several episodes about Vampires.
DON'T QUITE CARE FOR THOSE. By a VERY noticeable margin, the Vampire
episodes DRAG DOWN THE QUALITY OF THE ENTIRE SERIES. I don't think I'm
speaking out of school with that analysis.
2 paragraphs to go! Speaking Out of School Saying
What Does It Mean Why Is It In School Or Out Of School Lets Get To The Bottom Of
This One Summer To Remember. Hmm I've grown accustomed to this 438 Fox
Mascot but what if he was on a snow board. Just he's a fox but does a lot
of snow boarding. Is that something we can work out? The point
is I wore my sweat pants in public whose gonna stop me you? The point is I
wore my glasses out in public (went with glasses instead of contacts to stop
Coronavirus!) whose gonna stop me you. The point is I'm 100%, well,
92% on board with Salmon + Soup for today's dinner. ToNIGHT's Dinner,
one might say. Tonight is part of Today. Isn't it? Now
I'm in my head about it, maybe it isn't!
Cool. I saw there was an article that said
Everybody In The World might not get Vaccine until the end of 2024. So,
just like every other asshole out there, my first reaction was Yeah but
I'LL Probably get it a lot before then! Me AND My Loved Ones!
Because, sure I'm a terrible person, based on FIRST reactions. My third
and fourth reactions, though, now you're seeing me shine, those are some real
Human and Compassionate Reactions. You just gotta do the work to get
there, that's all! Anyway, hey, the entry is just about over. I like
those odds! Hmm any #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor abuot odds.
Why there's only the one with 2 gamblers pitted against each other.
There's the one where there are 1, 3, or 5 main characters! ODThat's
an ODD amount of characters Wouldn't You Say? I hate this.
Ya know what now that I think about it the PLOTS to ALL These Stories are odd.
I'll see you guys later.
September 14, 2020
to regular Just Thinking Of Titles! The night before! So I still
get the time to Dream On It. Anyway some good news on the Beer Consumption
Front--- actually have A BEER left over for today. And I'm getting blood
work/cigarettes tomorrow! Which means I can RE-UP with JUST A MERE 2 CANS
OF BEER. The big 2x 2 cans. But the way I phrase it to my DAd it's
just Two Cans! 2x2? What is that some sort of WOODEN BOARD?
Yeah I went there! Anyway gonna have beer with Part II of the entry.
That's the premise I'm operating under right now. Amway My Mom did
my laundry for the first time in, what, six weeks? Eight weeks? I
guess she wan'ted to do me a solid as I'm doing her a solid by giving her
Cigarettes. Basically this is Prison. We're trading cigarettes
for doing laundry.
I assume prisoners Sometimes are responsible for their
laundry and also Sometimes make trades or, "Barters," with other prisoners to do
their laundry. Or just make them your bitch, that sounds more
economical. Then you're keeping your cigarettes for yourself for a
rainy day! Man if I was in Prison I'd totally start smoking again.
It'd be stressful! But I'd need to trade something for cigarettes.
Unless I get medicinal cigarettes. That's gotta be a thing somewhere
somehow. It is, just not tobacco cigarettes. HEY if I could
go to prison and smoke MARIJUANA cigarettes NOW WE'RE TALKING GREAT LIFE.
Here's a good compromise-- legalize marijuana cigarettes, but ONLY sell
brands that add something explicitly chemically addictive! We get our
marijuana cigarettes, you get customers smoking a pack a day for life-- Win/Win!
Sounds about right. I think I did that riff about
Addictive Marijuana Cigarettes. But I can't help it if it came up again!
It weighs heavily on my Background Mind because of all those times I used it in
a short period of time short circuited some of my Mind Machinery. That's
my story and I'm sticking to it. Looks like a communal Pasta with Meated
Balls for dinner tonight! I like those odds! Also I timed it so that
I could Cook without being drunk at all and being like man I'm buzzed I have
to just STAND HERE for 25 minutes and THE LAST 15 MINUTES STIR THINGS LIGHTLY?
One beer 4 or 5 hours before then would be erased by that time. So I could
Focus On My Cooking Responsibilities. I don't get why I refresh STARZ or
HBO streamings on Fridays, Saturdays, Sundays, and Mondays, and I NEVER SEE
THEM UPDATE IT WITH LATEST WEEKEND MOVIE. If my memory serves me they
usually debut movies Saturday Night. WELL WHERE IS IT. NOT HERE
SAT, NOT HERE SUN, CERTAINLY NOT HERE MON. Great.
Hey that's great. Yeah I just told you. So
I did. Anyway if I had a bitch in Prison I'd do THEIR Laundry
because IT'S CALLED MEETING EACH OTHER HALF WAY. Yep seems to check
out. I dunno about lunch! Still have 2 meals I HAVE to eat
Through Wednesday-- 1 Salmon Meal, 1 Roast Chicken Meal, and now 2 Pasta Meals.
So basically I can have ANYTHING for lunch but not a pasta or noodle type
thing It'd Be Repetitive. Besides I already have a Frozen Meal where
it's like pasta and Swedish Meatballs FOR BREAKFAST. And almost the exact
same thing for dinner I GUESS IT LOOKS LIKE but it's okay Today is a nice good
ol' pasta day thru and thru. Except for Lunch. Maybe French
Breaded Pizza. That's in the Pasta family. Italy Cuisine Family.
Wonderful. Maybe have that with Part II and Beer
with Part III. That'd be the Healthy way to do it. You eat food,
you drink beer! To celebrate the meal you just ate. A Job-Well-Done
Beer. That you did your job and sustained yourself with nutrients for
another third of a day. The other way, you're sustaining yourself with
beer, and having a Job-Well-Done Meal. That sounds unhealthy But Also
where I'm at in life Maybe For A Very Long Time? Anyway. I still
have some Corned Beef but not enough for a sandiwch. WHAT TO DO, What To
Do! Marijuana didn't short circuit my mind. I just happened to do
it myself during the same time period I smoked a lot of marijuana.
Total coincidence! I'll be back in a little bit!
accidentally set up my phone to vibrate every time I plug it in. Just a
quick 2 second 2 Part Buzz. These are the days of our lives.
Put lunch in oven, figure I'll leave it in there for 50 minutes that sounds
great. Just started Last Beer until Tomorrow Presumably I got that going
for me. The entry is in process that's fun for somebody. Not me, not
you. But somebody is out there who is having fun. I'd like to
meet that person and have them tell me all about Why This Is Fun For Them.
Cause I Don't Get It 100%! I probably don't wanna know. It's
fun because I'm laughing at your problems. ...Ya know what I'm okay
with that. It's better than people NOT laughing at my problems.
Unless it implies that my problems are more severe by there being laughing.
In which case Fine hook me up with less severe problems with nobody laughing.
Anyway. Talked on Phone for Therapy Visit today.
She keeps insisting I get ZOOM and is REALLY pushy about it. And I'm like
sure I'll do that couldn't do it today PHONE WASN'T CHARGED BETTER CALL ME ON
HOUSE PHONE WHERE ZOOM DOESN'T EXIST. The point is I don't like
the idea of showing Phone My Face. Phone'll start laughing at my problems.
Face Problems. Oh right I never told you my lunch. It's finishing
Roast Chicken plus TWO HANDFULS of Frozen Frenched Fries. Wasn't that
much chicken left. Maybe I'll drink these beer Real Slow.
Like how I am in terms of Intelligence and Intuition. Maybe I'll drink
it the same pace as always I don't have all the answers c'mon get off my back
about it. JUMANJI SEQUEL? AND I LIKED THE FIRST ONE AFTER BEING
HESITANT ABOUT WATCHING IT? NOPE I JUST DON'T SEE ME WATCHING THAT.
Watched The Bucket List last night for maybe the 2nd or 3rd time in my life.
I like how they used Morgan Freeman Narrating in the exact same style of
Shawshanked Redemptors and half a dozen things he says are 90% the asme as half
a dozen things he said in that past movie. Hey give the people what
they want I'm On Board With That it was my favorite part of the movie, too!
Anyway. I also liked the part where it made me
question my own mortality and Life Outside of being In Hospital which was
uncomfortable because One Day I Will Die and One Day I Might Have To Spend
Significant Time In Hospital and its no fun BUT it also reminded me HEY I
AIN'T GOTTA WORRY ABOUT THAT AT ALL FOR A PRESUMABLY RELATIVELY LONG
INDETERMINATE AMOUNT OF TIME. Two Colorado polls today, Biden up strongly
there. Do The Shining Ghosts get to vote. Is it kind of like
they're in prison for eternity but once they're freed they regain their
franchisement. Also they can't leave the house to vote they have a good
solid reason for Absentee Voting even without Covid. Confined to the
Great. How did we manage to Drink In College.
I mean, sneak beer or vodka Into Dorms. I mean, I know what we did. 3 or 4
of us would leave the building, get 12 forty ounces, then come back with them in
our backpackets. But it was always a 3 or 4 man job! For beer, at
least. You could get Vodka as a one man job. backpackets.
Is that like Backpacks? Yes its the same thing in terms of what I
meant to say. The good news is even without beer I get to have my blood
taken tomorrow which I Like. Nice little pinch where they inject the
needle. Take some of my blood out, makes ya just 1/1000 a bit Woozy, less
blood circulation, feels real chill. The point is this paragraph is almost
done. Then there's one more paragraph. Then there's presumably a
little bit of time off and then presumably I will eat some Roasted Chicken and
Un-Frozen Frenched Fries. And then who knows.
Cool. Well if ghosts can vote Pennsylvania would
move from Lean Democratic to Solid Democratic. All those Ghosts Of
Gettysburg Ghosts, only the ones on the Union side. They'd easily be like
well this is what we fought for before we're stickin with the Union side 150
years later. All Those Ghosts Of Gettsyburg!!! In the late 90's
the History Channel still primarily did Real History, but their early foray into
Non-History started turning when they have special after special about The
Ghosts Of Gettysburg. And, yeha, there must be some Confederate Ghosts
there, too. But they're not FROM Pennsylvania they were just visiting.
Well I guess at this point they can safely say they're from Pennsylvania they've
been living there for a long time in their death! Alright time to take
a nice break! Be back in a bit!
back and its been One Bit! Got Lunch I prepared. You coulda
guessed that. Solid 95% I have the lunch that I already started
making. Probably some more #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor today.
Man remember back in the day when it was #MarvelSummerToRemember.
It was a simpler time. This was back in the day when we had to adjust our
lifestyles to Covid 19. Hmm. That's accurate-- we don't have
to adjust our lifestyles anymore! They've been adjusted! The only
way we'll have to adjust our lifestyles again is if they get a vaccine
and/or we're just FORCED to have herd immunity. Oh well for now Wait A
SECOND I Haven't Taken A Walk In HALF A YEAR?
Whatta load of crap! Anyway just about finished
with lunch. Boy did I stuff my face with some Roasted Chicken and Frenched
Fries. Hmm I kinda knew there wasn't that much chicken left but I was
hoping there'd be a fair amount of SKIN and/or FAT. Turns out NOPE!
A little bit! Not a lot. Hey I dropped a piece of chicken on my
Sweat Pants. Ain't that a kick and a half. I got to pick it up and
eat it and since My Sweat Pants are clean this Chicken Is Clean. Hey I got
one decent sized sip of beer left. I like that because it takes my
mind off troubles. Too many troubles in the world today! If I drink
alcohol every day that cuts the amount of troubles in the world by HALF.
Gonna go downstairs, bring down plate, and have a LUNCH
DESSERT of A PIECE OF BREAD. Hey I just did that. I also ate A
Single #JoeBidenKettleChip. Because it goes well with Small Roll.
It's like how Chinese Food Desert is a cookie with a single almond on it.
My Food Desert is a piece of bread with a single kettlechip on top PARTLY FOR
SHOW/DECORATION but also PARTLY FOR ONE BITE OF DELICIOUS. Anyway gonna
finish beer... ...2 seconds from when I finish the word, "Now." Yep
seemed to check out.
What else is going on in the wide world of sports.
Ghosts of Gettysburg. We were watching History Channel one night around
22-24 years ago, and there was some show about Truman, and me and my Brother
were horsing around or whatever, and my Dad was trying to concentrate, and he
eventually got really fed up and angry at us and stormed away, and for YEARS---
5 years? 10 Years? He would hold that over us. YOU MADE ME MISS
TRUMAN YOU PIECES OF SHIT I'LL NEVER FORGET. Also he's not a huge
history buff! I don't think he has a special affinity for Truman.
But for some reason That Made Him Snap for some reason. Also he didn't
call us, "Pieces of Shit," but the GIST of it was the same. But we
were in the wrong. We were! Dad Was Trying To Watch About Truman!
Jeez. And now he won't stop whistling, "Every Day."
Every Day with this crap! I don't even know FACT ONE about who Truman is!
Maybe I should have watched this documentary! That's why he was so
upset. Here were his sons' chances to learn about Truman and WE BLEW
IT. Anyway another entry in the books. Vaguely worth reading!
That's the level of entertainment I've reached. Pot Committed To
This Whole Thing! That's the level where I'm At with being
entertained by This Whole Thing. Anyway I'll see you guys tomorrow.
September 13, 2020
like that's the title I turned to. Last night. I do the Turning To
Titles the night before entry. That way I can Dream On It. Hmm
what Productiveness Did My Dreams accomplish last night. I forget.
When I woke up I had a Beef Taco Hot Pocket for Breakfast, though? Same
thing I had for Yesterday's Breakfast. Yesterday, My Breakfast Hot
Pocket Seemed So Far Away. No it didn't, I just told you! I
had it Yesterday. Also, it's true that I hadn't had breakfast Hot
Pocket (Non-Breakfast Flavor) Ever In Lifetime Up To Yesterday so maybe for 20
minutes Breakfast Hot Pocket Seemed So Far Away. Also, It's not that it
seemed so far away from TODAY, either. Which is inaccurate too, I had it
again today. So the point is I Never Missed Breakfasts Hot Pocket (Non
Breakfast Flavor) because I never wanted it or even thought about it before I
had one. And then once I had one It Never Seemed So Far Away until The
NEXT TIME I Had one. Only roughly 24 hours from Yesterday To Today.
Funny stuff, this is wild stuff. Hey I see Trump
is really testing the waters of Murder being okay. Well that's great.
It's not so much that Russians are influencing the election directly, but that
they're influencing TRUMP directly. He wants the kind of power
Putin has! He just praised officers for Just Killing People! It's
not a joke! "Extrajudicial Executions!" EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES...
oh wait, we can't. EVERYONE STAY INSIDE FOR YOUR LIVES. Yeah
we were already doing that. Great How's That Working Out For You.
The point is I'm scared where we're headed! It's just getting worse and
worse! And Repubs are like Great the liberals are scared of us lol
triggered much? YES! I AM TRIGGERED. HOW COULD
SO MANY PEOPLE ALLOW THIS TO GO ON!
This is great A+ comedy material Keep It Comin'.
Well it's KIND of funny. The polar opposite of Funny is KIND Of Funny.
Yep seems to check out. You'd think the polar opposite of Funny would be
not funny at all. Wrong! It's Kind of Funny. Not
funny at all is In Between. Yep seems to check out. Finally I
had some salmon for dinner last night And It Was Generally Fine! I Enjoyed
It Well Enough! Also this is Well Salmon. There's wild salmon.
There's range salmon. There's pond salmon. And tere's well salon.
I wouldn't mind some Well Beef. Just get a cow down a well and it has
to live down the well for a while and then eventually it becomes our lunches.
Yep seems to check out.
Great. I Finished the #DanaCarveyShowSummerToEndAllSummers.
It was pretty good! I liked the part where I laughed a lot. I saw
Michael Bloomberg is spending 100 million dollars in Florida. Presumably
to help Joe Biden win. He's not just renting out DisneyWorld for the next
18 months All For Himself. Although if he did that he could really make
some money charging the general people to enter His Private DisneyWorld for a
fee. It's a brilliant plan! I think the DisneyWorld People
Already Thought Of It First. Touché! The point is I've been all
over Florida. I've been the distance between DisneyWorld and Universal
Studios. I've been the distance from Disneyworld to Medieval Times.
I've been the distance from Airport to Disneyworld. And all the way back
from Disneyworld To Airport. Hmm fascinating.
The point is DisneyWorld would make a lot of money, but
kinda bad public relations, charging like 10,000 dollars for Disneyworld For a
day. Because it would be like a few hundred people Presumably if it was a
one time thing and it was either do it this one day or never do it. People
would be outnumbered by the DisneyWorld Workers. Finally the
tables have turned, says the man who works at Epcot Center running the Ice
Cream Shop right outside The Big Golfball. Actually, scratch that.
Part of the deal is EPCOT CENTER IS COMPLETELY CLOSED. So NO ONE
has to suffer going to Epcot center and you don't need to make an excuse for not
going to Epcot Center. NO ONE CAN GO TO EPCOT CENTER! Anyway 10K for
a few hundred people doesn't add up. We need more people than Vendors.
Let's say 2K for One Day. Let's say lots of things.
Great! Where was I. Paragraph #6.
Figure today is 4th out of 4 Meals which consists of 1 piece of meatloaf, 1
chicken finger, and potato spheres-- but this time there's no potato spheres
left-- i did get frozen Frenched fries-- that could go with the meal instead of
the-- potato spheres. The point is, lets say Michael Bloomberg rented out
Disneyworld just for a day, him and his immediate family (going down all the way
to grand children). Would Disneyworld have the 2K People who work here and
there across Disneyworld all employed and waiting at their station? Or do
they just hire half a dozen people who follow Mike Bloomberg around and then act
as Whatever They Need To Act As to keep this party going. That sounds
like fun. For who? Everyone. Except for the people who
wanted to go to Disneyworld this specific day for a reasonable price.
They're having significantly LESS fun. I'll be back in a bit!
when the apocalypse Formally Happens, is DisneyWorld gonna turn into the the
last refuge of the wealthiest Americans? Like in Land Of The Dead.
Everyone's gonna be holed up in DisneyWorld. Everyone who can afford it.
If you can't afford it Why There's Only Medieval Times to chill at.
Which is appropriate because It's A WHOLE NEW DARK AGE! I think we've
spent so much time debating over What The Apocalypse Will Be and as Climate
Change And Pandemic And Fascism Taking Hold are showing us It Can Be Many Things
At Once. And the one thing people like, ZOMBIES, is the least likely to
happen! Although, I dunno, I GUESS we can somehow figure out a
way to make that happen? I mean there IS a non-zero chance, right?
Anyway. Disney putting his name of DisneyWorld.
When I was in Sixth Grade, a class mate made up MaxiLand (his name was Max) and,
him being popular, everyone wanted a country in MaxiLand. And me being me,
who saw this man as a THREAT to MY VERY SURVIVAL (or just didn't like his whole
deal at the time) made 6G2 LAND! That's the class we were.
6G2. Sixth Grade #2. Oh also I think I was INSULTED by the GAUL of
this guy to make up his own world and name it after himself. That's how
Bugs Bunny felt about Walt Disney and he made up Six Flags. Anyway
turns out we became best buds for a solid 2 years. Well, in a quartet of
best buds. But the point is he's no asshole for being creative
and I'm kind of an asshole for making it all about me (under the guise of
being Populist and making it about Everyone!). I think we can learn a lot
from this story.
DAMNIT NOW YOU KNOW MY SECRET SHAME I WAS IN 6G2 NOT 6G1.
It's not divided By Intelligence or anything, cause we were the Main Gifted
Class. Maybe by Attractiveness. Nope that's WAY off.
Sense of humor? MAYBE! I could easily raise a G3 or G4 all the way
to G2 with MY SENSE OF HUMOR ALONE! Also now you know all my passwords.
6G2. Gotta imagine that's some sort of password for somethin',
right? Well you go ahead and try that. Presumably you want to see
the kind of spam I email I get. It's Very Interesting! It's full of
Addresses that I explicitly withdrew from their list but that ain't
stopping them from continuing to have me on their list and sending me e-mail.!
I LIKE THAT TENACITY I'M BACK ON BOARD WITH YA.
The point is I just put Lunch In Oven. We're talkin
1) 1 piece of meatloaf 2) 1 piece of Chickened Finger and 3) ~12 Frenched Fries.
Who can count that high. I just got a handful of 'em, dumped em
onto aluminum foil which was dumped onto an oven tray, then I dumped that trey
into the oven and I dumped my fingers into the numbers which represented what
temperature to make it, I dumped the 3, then the 5, then I dumped the zero, then
I hit dump on the Start button. Fascinating, just fascinating.
I guess. What kind of entertainment do I have going for me today. #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToSHriekFOr
is winding down, gotta make the most out of that over the next week and a half.
Am AAm I actually operating under the premise that I HAVE TO STOP #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
after Spetmeber 21st? I dunno anymore. I just say things and
then they are true. It's Magical Thinking, I learned it from this
president. And Gabriel Garcia Marquez. But mostly from the
president. Also Marquez is Magical REALISM not Magical THINKING.
Oh I see. That makes more sense. Too bad we're stuck with this
Magical THINKING guy as president.
Fascinating. I get it! Hey I
started watching a #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor during Break between Part
I and Part II of Entry. I will continue it during upcoming break!
Man oh man what a life I'm living. Looks like this will be my last time
eating Meatloaf. at least until next Re-Up with Super Market. Which
will be on Thursday. But I've had soon-to-be FOUR meals within FOUR days
where I had 1 piece of Meatloaf As Part Of It. Also I was talking about
yesterday how I Never Pinch A Loaf when I defecate and I have an update
on that-- Turns out Yes I Sometimes Do. I just didn't realize it
because who even thinks of these things! Apparently I Do Now.
MAN OH MAN MAGICAL THINKING CAME THROUGH. I'll be Bach in a little bit.
Do We Go From Here
People are having fun? And I'm not explicitly invited? I'll put an
end to this! Well 6G2 Land isn't an END to other people having fun.
It's a BEGINNING for other people to have fun. Presumably. I don't
remember what happened exactly. The point is I'm having Fun eating Lunch.
It's exactly what I told you it would be! And the Frozen Frenched Fries
are Tops, I'm havin' fun eating them. Good chance I'll save 2 Beers from
today to have tomorrow. That way it's another entry on beer. And we
all know beer makes everything more tolerable. On MY end at least.
Can't say whether it makes it more tolerable on your end. Probably not
much of a difference. I don't want a life that's tolerable I want a
life thats HOLLERable. It's slang you wouldn't understand.
Cool. Pretty sure there were more than ~Dozen
fries. Maybe close to ~15 fries. I'm just being totally honest
with you! Dinner tonight is probably Finish or Make a Big Dent in Roast
Chicken. With finishing and Definitely Would Be Finishing white rice.
Great. Something I've been enjoying kind of is getting specifically
hungry soon before I'm going to eat. And then being like well hey this
worked out perfectly just got some hunger pangs or pings or whatever, now its
time to eat, wow life is crazy with coincidences all the stuff, Magical Thinking
Maybe, I dunno. But part of The Hunger is Feeling Weak. I'm weak
from hunger-- I'm not STARVING, its just a combination of more-or-less hunger
and MY BODY IS FEELING WEAK FROM LACK OF NUTRIENTS. Probably something
wrong with me More Or Less oh well it's still Magical.
What else is going on. My Dad was whistling
Every Day by Buddy Holly all day yesterday and he asked me to Name That Tune
and I did and he was like I dunno about all that I just know it was in Big
Fish. Which, I'll take his word for it! But also great Father
Son movie, that makes this a fun Father Son Chat, also we both learned
something. I didn't know Off The Top Of My Head it shows up in Big
Fish! He knew all that FOR ME. We traded Father Son Knowledge as al
Father Son duos SHOULD do. Hey I just finished lunch. A clean 1/2
through the section of entry, too! AMAZING. Boy oh boy am I
looking forward to having more Frozen Fries Until They Go Bad in a month or two
and then they become a chore to eat because they're stale-- Frozen Stale.
Cool! I dunno maybe I'll just finish the beer today.
I make an interesting and persuasive argument! That seems to check
out. People drink beer on Weekend. People Work During The Week and
the Weekend is for Anticipating Next Week Of Work. Or Cooling Off from
Previous Week Of Work. Or Ideally Being Able TO Forget About All Weeks Of
Work. Just spend 2.5, 3.5 days a week being like NOPE JUST WANNA FORGET
ALL THE REST OF LIFE. Seems to check out. Oh, right. I
have no job. Everyday is A Weekday. Or weekend day. Nah
feels like a week day. Except for today and yesterday. Those kinda
felt like Weekends. The point is I got a whole 10 minutes on Days
Of The Week. Monday is tomorrow, you know what that's like.
Open Mics are commonly on Monday for some reason. He's sayin' what
we're all thinking!
Great! One more paragraph. Then its some more
#TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor. Yeeheeheeheehee. Got a Phone
Call Appointment with Therapy tomorrow morning. I like that because I have
to constantly click back and worth with Speaker Phone. I can only hear
them on Speaker Phone, my phone is broken. They can only hear me Not On
Speaker Phone. So I listen, listen... UNCLICK SPEAKER PHONE TO RESPOND,
CLICK IT BACK ON, listen, listen... Ya'll know what that's like. You have
the same very specific problem I have with my phone. The point is I'm Not
Weak From Hunger Anymore. Presumably On Account Of Eating. That
seems to be how it all checks out and whatnot. I'll see you guys tomorrow!
September 12, 2020
that's great what else is going on. Was just talking to my Dad. He's
very anxious about Election 2020. So is Mom! All I can tell them is
Well That Sucks That You're Preparing For Loss. This next 2 months may be
the Least Panicky we COULD Have for a long, long time. Cause if he
wins THEN IT'S TIME TO PANICK! Which, if we're spelling, "Panicky," with a
K, we really should be spelling, "Panic," with a K. Hey what if we
spelled it, "Panicy." That's stupid don't be dumb. It looks like
it would be pronounced Pan-ih-See. Which is WAY OFF. Yeah
that's why they added the K in the first place. Hmm seems to check
out Glad We Talked This One Out We All Learned A Little Something.
Wonderful. Had some delicious Roast Chicken for
dinner last night. Preusmably finish it today. With some sort of
Side. Runnin' low on rice. Only 4 Potato Half Spheres le... oh
ok I could have THAT plus A BREAD as a side. Looks like I'm Glad
We Talked This One Out We All Learned A Little Something. They're
definitely seems to be a lot of Cheating and/or Preparing To Be Cheating
regarding Election 2020. I don't like to hear that! It's
tough though because there's 2 dozen ways they're attacking the election.
It's like that scene in Super Hero Movie where they're attacking Super Hero 2
dozen ways and he's like I AM BUT ONE MAN, SUPER MAN, NOT SUPERMAN, I'M NT HIM
SPECIFICALLY, BUT I AM A SUPER MAN IN GENERAL. ALSO I HAVE APPARENTLY
RISEN TO THE RANK OF GENERAL AT SOME POINT. LIKE BLACK PANTHER BUT GENERAL
Yep seems to check out. WHY did I get Regular
Salmon. It's got NOTHIN goin' for it these past few days. Maybe
in the next few days I'll re-assess whether I'm Interested in Salmon. But
as of now it's more like a Chore That Has To Be Eaten (TWICE IN NUMBERS OF
MEALS) It's sad but the main thing that keeps me going is Thanks to
Electoral College THEY'RE GONNA HAVE TO RIG IT ON A STATE BY STATE BASIS.
And then Republicans are like Well Then That's Just What We're Gonna Do,
Smart Guy! Glad We Talked This One Out We All Learned A Little
Something. I like reading polls and the Nates are like well at
this point the Poll is about 3 points off from final number. So it'll
probably be either 3 below this or 3 above this. And I'm like ok,
if you had to guess 1-- it has to be 3 below, 3 above, RIGHT ON TARGET, you're
saying you'd take the Over on 3 below or above? What even IS THE POINT
Great, just great. Nates are Great. Not as good
as Daves. Don't even get me started on Soledads. That's a
funny word. It's someone's name. Get out of town!
I'm a solid 3.5 episodes into 8 episodes of Dana Carvey: The Television Sow
Experience. I'm enjoying it! Ya know Stevens are great, not even
just Stevens, but ALL the Stevens, including Stephens and whatnot. I
have 2 cousins and they are named Dave and Steve. No Soledads, no
Stevens. But 2 out of 4 ain't bad! Hmm cousins have you heard
about this I could have gone to Christmas last year but we didn't and now one of
my elderly second cousins is NEAR DEATH. And I BLEW my chance to see
him one last time! Great kinda a snooze to talk to but That's
Mostly On Me. I'M a snooze to talk to so basically for me I project
it and Everyone is A Snooze To Talk To from my perspective thusly.
Yep seems to check out. The point is I COULD HAVE
ONE MORE MEAL OF MEATLOAF CHICKEN FINGER AND.. uh... not enough potatoes.
OH YEAH I got some frozen Frenched Fries. So I got that going for
me is the point. Got my Mom on board with my #JoeBidenKettleChipsSummerToRemember.
I hope remembering Joe Biden goes beyond This Summer To Remember and into the
Next Four More Years. That'd be a Net Positive. I'd have a
surplus of positive emotions. With 3 points being off either way.
So basically I'd either have it as Neutral or VERY VERY Positive. Yep
that's how Math And Statistics work. You get one answer and then
you're like well it's DEFINITELY NOT THIS ANSWER, KINDA CLOSE THOSE
ONE WAY OR THE OTHER, THOUGH.
Sure I know how to Read A Poll. Inaccurately. The
way I just talked about. Anyway. The point is I tend to be more
positive than my Dad and/or Mom specifically on this one issue. Ya know
the big issue. Donald Trump. Referendum on Donald Trump. And
referendum on Is Joe Biden Good Enough Yes Of Course He Is He's An Upstanding
Individual And Citizen Who Also Is Good Enough On All Fronts! That's
where I'm at! Anyway I forgot Dana Carvey was Wayne's World. He's
more a movie star than we'll ever know. Because he IS Garth in Wayne's
World. It's hard to separate THE CHARACTER From The Man. By which I
mean I'm calling Dana Carvey, "A Character!," and Garth From Wayne's World
is, "THE MAN!" Anyway time to take a break!
Forgot Your Name
continue with the entry. I'm not happy with this title either, but what
can I do about it? I'm pot committed to giving you The Freshest Random
Titles from 9 Years Ago. Okay. Did I ever clear up this issue
with you-- I told you about how I found Indulgent Pajama Bottoms but not the
top? Turns out They're Sweat Pants. Boy was my face red.
One INTERESTING thing about these sweat pants-- 3 pockets. Two front
pockets, and pocket behind the right bum. Or switch those if you're
wearing them backwards. And if they're inside out just imagine them inside
out as well. That sort of thing. Figure I'll aim to have lunch
in about an hour 15 minutes. Which means I Start Oven in about half an
hour. I crunched all them numbers. OOP Margin of error of 15
minutes off. So basically it'll be 15 minutes from now I Start
The Oven. Or 45 minutes from now. And you can TAKE THOSE STATS TO
Cool! What else is going on In Sports. #DanaCarveyShowSummerToEndAllSummers
To Be Finished today. That's just 3.5 episodes, though. That's
roughly an hour and a half or so. Maybe a little under! Hmm Plus
or Minuses Three Hours Calculations Error. I think the point is I'm
looking at polls and am like JUST TELL ME WHOSE GONNA WIN! ONLY IF ITS
BIDEN. IF ITS TRUMP LET ME LIVE THE NEXT 7 WEEKS IN AS PEACEFUL A STATE AS
POSSIBLE BEFORE IT ALL REALLY TURNS TO THE SHITTIEST SHIT AMERICA
COULD SHIT. If only Dana Carvey was around TODAY to Help
Us. Probably wouldn't see it I Don't Have A TV. Then again
I'd probably check it out Online. But then again it'd be cancelled
before he gets to build up any momentum. But on the other hand he
either has a Brand New Cast or somehow gets the old cast back together in which
case That's Too Much Star Power To Cancel!
Also, Heat. And brightness. Main two powers Stars
have. OH and gravity. Stars have A LOT going for them.
What else is going on and crap. Is it possible that Freddy Got Fingered
is a Nightmare on Elm Street Reference. It's like if Freddy Krueger
lost his Glove of Sharpness and just has fingers. How would he manage?
Would he still be consumed by paranormal murderous tendencies? Or would be
be like well got some regular fingers maybe just be a regular person now.
I'm still dead and show up in people's dreams but from now on its gonna be Real
Neutral. Only 3 points in either direction, good or bad. So I could
be Bad but not so much, "I'm Going To Kill You," bad.
Terrible! Terrible paragraph. NEW
HAMPSHIRE IS BIDEN WINNING BUT WITHIN MARGIN OF ERROR FOR TRUMP? Sorry
I don't wanna get Too Threatening but HEY NEW HAMPSHIRE How'd You Like
To See What We Did To OLD HAMPSHIRE. ... Got rid of it
in some way, sense, or form! We're gonna get rid of YOU if you don't cool
it with this, "Within The Margin Of Error," Crap! It's a joke that's not
how I feel! How I REALLY feel is Jesus New Hampshire you're in the
North East you're supposed to be The Good Guys. That's more or less
Accurate of how I feel. Saw Bernie Sanders is concerned Biden isn't
focusing on The Issues enough. The Economic Issues Presumably. I got
no comment on that! it's within the margin of error whether that's An
Accurate Take Or Not. I'm leaning TOWARDS accurate but that's just
cause I Trust this Sanders guy. He speaks truth to power! And
Biden speaks power to truth! Yeah!
Alright one more paragraph then another break! Which
will line up pretty well with When I put Lunch In Oven. The point is I could
re-watch The Last British Season of Tales From The Crypt because I've seen it so
few times but NOT the final episode which was a CARTOON. About the Three
Little Pigs, but HORROR. There's something VERY disturbing about a cartoon
fairy tale in The Tales From The Crypt Ethos. TOO scary. That's how
I feel. Ok One Note why does it matter if the pigs are little or small?
I MEAN little or big? Is it because if they were Big Pigs they could
take on this Wolf themselves? That'd be MY Guess. Anyway time
for a break! I've earned it! Probably! Within margin of
error if I earn't it or not.
In My Ears
that sounds great. Took an Xtra Long Break to line up Part III with lunch.
Also finished Episode IV of #DanaCarveyShowSummerToRemember. Also watched
5 minutes of a #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor until I was like yeah
there's a reason I rarely watch this episode, and when I do, have NOT ONCE
successfully done so with Full Attention.. cause it's the pits! Not so
great! On the other hand Prime For Watching for That One Time where
I'll pay Enough Attention To It. Anyway so that seems like a nice way to
transition from Entry To Rest Of The Day. WATCH THAT TFTC HARDCORE ONCE
AND FOR ALL LETS DO IT MAKE OR BREAK TIME TIME TO PUT UP SHUT UP WHATEVER YOU
Great. 2 Beers into the day. Either 4 or 5
overall. Figure I'll start Beer #3 During Entry but After Lunch.
I've seen people refer to excrement as pinching a loaf but that's nothing
like the Loafs I've ever seen in my life. Not Meatloaf. Not a
loaf of bread. Not a loaf of anything. You don't get that kind of
shape that a Pinch would create, that's first of all. Second of all its
not the consistency of any of those! Maybe I'm doing something wrong, I
dunno. Anyway, what else is going on. In North Carolina, Black
People's Mail In Voting are being rejected at FOUR TIMES White Peoples.
Well I guess that's how it goes. Fight It On All Fronts! Give up
some time from Trump talking about Voting Twice, that's his way of distracting
you! Presumably! Makes sense to me! Also I get that you
HAVE TO talk about that. But talk about Multi-Things!
Anyway. I kinda forgot that TV exists. I don't
have a TV and I haven't watched anything That Was On TV In Real Time On
Internet. So I guess America has got that going for it. TV
Schedules! So that's good for them. I wonder how they're being
distracted. What's good for taking TV Audience's Minds Off. Off
things, onto other things, maybe just not involving The Mind at all, having
audience Trade Minds. Lots of things you can do when you're on TV.
The point is I finished lunch and the pint is beer which I poured maybe 1/5th,
1/th of a pint. Hmm I think I'll consume that right now. Hey
that's delicious. Also I only have to write two more paragraphs.
That's beyond delicious. It's nothing in regards to taste. That's my
current impression on Senses and things that Encourage Senses.
Wide world of sports. Tomorrow's Titles will be great,
I can just feel it. There goes those inaccurate senses again.
When Chadwick Boseman died, my Mom was like where can I watch Black Panther.
And I was like why it's only on DisneyPlus, let me help you access it from
your TV and she was like nah why bother. I didn't realize I'd have
to ACCESS it. I think it would be GREAT if that's Biden's October
surprise. EXTRA NON-HEARD FOOTAGE FROM ACCESS HOLLYWOOD TAPE!
This time REALLY incriminating stuff! It'll work this time around
probably, that'd be MY guess. Anyway is there a non zero chance
that they won't be publicly launching investigation into Joe Biden & Joe Biden's
family before election? Because if there is, then... uh... is that a
double negative? I can't keep track. The point is.. uh... I can't
Last paragraph! Also October Surprises are all well
and good but wouldn't an Early November Surprise be even better? I
dunno maybe not. People need 3 or 4 days to PROCESS this surprise.
Can't catch them completely off guard by this surprise! People Need To
Adjust! Anyway diner tonight'll probably be finishing that chicken.
Or making a dent in it anyway. HEY I just received A Spam from Pizza Hut
and I was like hey I could have French Breaded Pizza for dinner tonight.
Sure, sure, that's the ticket! Poodles are French Bred? That'd be
My Guess. Anyway I'll be back tomorrow! See ya!
September 11, 2020
My Mind Off
got some real bad news. Last night, while taking my Eye Contacts out,
there's a SEVENTY PERCENT chance my right contact is lodged in my eye socket.
Under the eye lid? Under the Bottom Eye Lid? Behind one of the side
eye lids? Either that or it fell out while I was trying to take it out and
I just didn't feel like and it fell to the grownd. But the good news is
Once This Is Over and I need new Eye Examinations inevitably, they'll tell me
look ok you got 5 contacts stuck in here! Not bad! I've seen people
with TWENTY, THIRTY contacts lodged into their skull sockets. I'm
basing this on Real Life. I think it was two he found several years
ago. So basically I suffered no consequence. That's the take
away I feel.
Anyway what else is the wide world of sports. Got some
nice Coffee Vibes going. A little bit of beer maybe spread that out a
little more than I've been doing. Watched the Dana Carvey Show Show, it
was pretty good! The Show Show. I can't speak 100% on Just
Although I can speak enough that I gotta LTURQ to see where if I can binge it
somewhere. Because what I did see I Was 80% Totally On Board With!
The only part of the Show Show was when it showed or referred to Louie CK
and I was like BOOO! HISS!!! THIS GUY'S SECRET EVIL SHAME HAS BEEN EXPOSED TO
US LETS ERASE ANY EVIDENCE OF HIS EXISTENCE IF WE WANT TO AVOID SITUATIONS LIKE
THIS. It was The Show Show is from 2017, people didn't know!
Or maybe they did! The COMEDY is the important part don't let our
disappointment in Louie CK cloud the REAL message! Has Louie CK done
his Comedy Time yet? I figure he's due for a comeback. Not for me
HOLY CRAP it's all available on Crackle! What
the Hell is, "Crackle." It's the streaming service that shows Dana Carvey
Show! I guess cause it's Crackling us up? Is that why
crack is called crack. Doesn't it make a Crackling Sound when Ignited?
Or maybe its because its tiny little cracks of cocaine. That's what I used to
think, until just writing it right now, because that's not an accurate
representation of what the word means. Sure it is. You crack open big
pieces of crack. Into smaller pieces. Smaller pieces of crack.
For personal consumption. Crackling sounds accurate though, too!
Anyway probably gonna have Sandwich & Soup for lunch. Part II? Part
III? Some other time? I dunno yet! Lots of options! Maybe
Louie CK can come back BUT ON OUR TERMS. Joke about what WE WANT HIM TO
SAY. That's pretty much the opposite of Louie CKs unspoken spirit.
STILL THOUGH LIFE IS FULL OF COMPROMISES FOR ALL OF US. The point is #DanaCarbeyTwilightOfTheSummerShowToCrackleUpFor.
Yep seems to check out. Except for his name is
CarVey. But the crux of it is in the right place. Anyway, eight
episodes at 22 minutes each? That's now A Summer that's An Afternoon.
Oh well what can ya do. Only about a week and a half till summer is
over. LMLTURQ. Yep seems to check out Autumn is a week from next
Tuesday, 9.22.2020. Man oh man what else is going on. I also
watched that horror movie on the Shiver Me Timbers website. That was a
pretty good movie, too! I find it odd to see movies that were made with AT
LEAST the upper 7 digits of production money that there's no way anyone has ever
heard of them unless they have this Service or are legit Horror Nerds.
THAT'S A WHOLE LOT OF NO GOOD RETURNS ON GOOD INVESTMENTS. Such is
life, though, right? Maybe they all had 2 week long wide releases.
And just nobody remembers them enuogh that people Born Later could ever even
The point is I Forget. The Dana Carvey show was a
Good Investment because it made people laugh if only for a short time and only
for a very limited amount of people and only in a very forgettable fashion.
Anyway hey I get to take a break after this paragraph. More #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
this morning during CircleWalk and presumably more later on! I gotta see
this thing through. I said I was gonna have a Summer to Shriek For, and
God Damnit I'm Gonna Follow Through! 10 More Days! 11 MAYBE
depending on your interpretation of when days start and end! There's a
thing where rich people charter planes on Happy New Years so they can experience
the new year in every time zone all day, right? Is that a thing for the
Autumnal Equinox? Just some real big Equinox fans? I thought it
would be funny because Equinox is a funny word. And Autumnal is kinda
funny, too. I was wrong.
What else is going on. One more bonus
paragraph for this section. No one knows why. I go by FEEL
it's more of an ART than a science. Well no one is arguing that it's a
science. I guess it could be Art. Art CAN be terrible. Science
though is either Real or Not Science. Or Weird Science. Which I
guess is Real Science but a little off-center. ALRIGHT HERE'S THE POLL
I'VE BEN WAITING ALL SUMMER FOR BIDEN IS UP 12 POINTS IN OREGON.
Well that's the election right there. As Oregon goes so goes the nation.
And as the computer game goes, the nation goes to Oregon. IHmm.
Is it possible that the name OREGON comes from people calling the trail, "The
Oregon Trail," for some reason? And then when they settled in the Oregon
Place they were like Hey lets just call THIS Oregon. Pretty
plausible scenario! Probably DIDN'T pan out that way but it'd be
INTERESTING if it did. LMLTURQ. NOPE NOT THE CASE.
for Dana Carvey show-- parody of Tales From The Crypt and its Dana Carvey
playing the Crypt Keeper. And Louie CK plays the person who wrote the
script who it turns out is masturbating in front of women he could uncomfortably
abuse because of his purported power and influence in the industry. I
dunno if I've learned anything from masturbation its that every once in a while
you need A Fresh Start. That's My Hot Take on Whether Louie CK can be
rehabilitated. Life is one big jerk off, right? I think
that's the premise I've been mostly operating under. What if QNON
tried to tamper down its zealots and was like ok we were off about them
killing and eating children-- they just jerk off in front of them. I
feel like SOME people would be against that but SOME dumb Repubs would be like
oh well that's not so bad they gotta learn about sexual abuse of power
SOMEWHERE and I was REALLY HOPING it wouldn't come from me. Their parent.
That's what Comedy Role Models are for!
Dunno what that paragraph was all about. Anyway,
re: Qnon, there's always been Kooks around. They wrote She Moves In Her
Own Way. Other than that I have no idea what The Kooks are. I
don't even know why I know that one song. Did it pop up on Pandora
that 2 month period I used Pandora? That'd be my first guess. Is
there an alternate universe where I Really Get Into Bill Cosby At Some Point In
My Life? A world where His Raping either didn't exist or was ever
uncovered? Yeah probably He Seems well respected by my Comedy Heroes.
Or was. I dunno anymore! Here's the next question-- is
there a universe where DESPITE the apparent raping I STILL Get Into Bill Cosby
At Some Point? Probably, if I had to guess. I wouldn't be PROUD
OF IT but it's called Doing COMEDY RESEARCH. Get off my back about it!
Well he's having all the Jello Pudding Pops he could
handle in Prison if you catch my drift!!! Being raped by prisoners with
flaccid penises. I assume a Jelly Pudding Pop is relatively flaccid.
I've never had one. There must be a name for Sex with a flaccid penis.
Right? I'll get to the bottom of this one yet! Crypt Keeper
is probably pretty flaccid. That's how puppeteering works as per my
understanding. Maybe start some coffee right about now. More
Coffee, I mean. Hey just did that. Right about 1/2 way through
the section of entry. Interesting, very interesting. Tell me
MORE about how far into the entry we are. Well, at this point,
pretty much almost done with third paragraph completely. That's roughly
60% into the section. Fascinating, this is great stuff, lets keep
Hmm. Also what kind of shitload of money did
Bill Cosby get from Jello that it became so ubiquitous with him. And also
I'm gonna be honest maybe it's my generation but outside of Bill Cosby Parodies
I've NEVER heard of or seen a Jello Pudding Pop. Whatever money he
got, that must have been 100% of their advertising budget. They
just went ALL IN on Bill Cosby. And you know what? KINDA paid
off? But not in the end, though. That's what Bill Cosby is saying
to fellow prisoners on where he'd prefer they put their jello pudding pops.
The End is slang for The Butt. It's where your body ends.
Your gastrointestinal tract, at least. Well that's great, just
great. 80% into the section.
Fascinating. Yesterday DID end up having same
Dinner as Lunch. Today Dinner is Communal Roast Chicken. I'm gonna
Opt for white rice as a side and my Dad is gonna go with a few half spheres of
potato. II like chicken and rice it reminds me of when you could get
chicken stuffed with rice. It's the same thing but SEPARATE BUT EQUAL.
As opposed to ONE THING WHERE IT'S ONE THING PENETRATING THE OTHER THING.
Which I think is how we all approach civil rights. In one way or the
other, right? Seems to check out. Anyway gotta take a break in a
minute. Not just Gotta but Wanna. It gives me time to reflect on
Louie CK some more. Really gotta figure this one out By The End Of
The Entry. The Entry's Butt. Hah. Butt. I'll
see you guys in a bit!
got some Corned Beef Sandwich and a few half potato spheres going on.
Didn't feel like Soup. A) Waiting for it to heat up B) eating soup will
writing is a chore C) that's it, A and B, only two reasons! So great what
else is the point. What's the status on Louie CK Forgiveness Needle in the
entry. Still stuck at, "Ain't My Place To Say!" I say lots of
things that aren't my place. But the point is here is one where I
explicitly ACKNOWLEDGE it ain't my place! Everywhere else it's IMPLICIT
and NOT ACKNOWLEDGING. Hey I'm having Diet Pepsi for the first time in
OVER A WEEK. Possible TWO WEEKS OR MORE.
Anyway. Time to EXPLICITLY ACKNOWLEDGE the CLIMATE
CATOSTROPHE going on on the west coast (Of America) I saw pictures of
Globe and it's SMOKEY over the entire west coast into Pacific and Down Even Into
ARIZONA which doesn't touch the coast not even close we're talking hundreds of
miles away from the Pacific Ocean as per my understanding. But the good
news is The President is on it not having us panic by Again Not Doing Anything.
It's a real one size fits all to natural disasters. Do Nothing so people
WON'T PANIC. JUST KEEP YOUR COOL WEST COAST IT'LL ALL JUST GO AWAY ONE
DAY. ONE DAY THE FIRE AND SMOKE WILL JUST BE GONE. That's EXACTLY
what he said about Coronavirus. Whatta Chump!
Anyway, I dunno. I finished lunch and I'm Not Happy
About It. If I had soup I'D STILL BE EATING NOW. Anyway the
past several weeks I've Been Wearing The Same SOcks and also The Socks Don't
Match. Gotta imagine I've been trading off Which Sock Goes On Which Foot
because I don't consciously make an effort to be consistent with it. Maybe I
instinctually put One Brand Of Sock on Left Foot and the other on Right Foot.
I dunno maybe one day I should pay more attention when I'm putting on my socks!
Anyway Figure I'll start Beer 3 of FIVE MAYBE? after this entry is over.
Get started on that #DanaCarveyShowSummerToTwilightTheShow RIGHT AFTER a few #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
Whatta day I got planned! Never Forget.
And I Never Will. Transcribed for all eternity on Internet! Is this
a Universal Thought Today-- Hmm next year'll be a clean 20 years since Never
Forget. Everyone can SEE 19 years is a bit too clunky to Never Forget
and we're all like YEAH I'M CRUNCHING THE NUMBERS IN MY HEAD NEXT YEAR IS A
BIG ONE. Well, I AM. I genuinely believe other people feel the
same way. That'd by my guess. But NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING. Who
decided we should Never Forget. Was there any debate, and was anyone
saying hey maybe we should forget! Because Hey That Guy Could Make
Some Tangible Reasonable arguments? But We NEVER even had that
conversation! Someone just said NEVER FORGET and we were all like
YEAH THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.
To commemorate those who died. Yeah, I guess
that makes sense. But also you're holding onto Hurt and Damage in your
heart. Sometimes it's best to let go. Not Forget, but Just
Sorta LET GO A BIT. Because at this point, when I hear never forget,
my first thought isn't right never forget the first responders and the WTC
workers and all those people... My thought is oh yeah never forget That
Thing That Happened. It was a bad thing! And maybe I'm wrong!
Maybe I'm trying to remember the wrong thing! THAT'S ON ME I GUESS. Anyway
that's it for today. I'll be back tomorrow! Never Forget!
September 10, 2020
that! A title that's already a well known title. Several well
known titles! There's the movie. There's the song. There's
some book presumably. Inside Out: The Story of Inside Out.
And its a memoir. Yeesh. Got my walkin' done real early,
waited 2 hours for Grocer Delivery to arrive, spent some time wiping down stuff,
now where am I? Oh, right. Here. With my favorite people.
Anyway got Buffalo Chicken Fingers AND All-For-Myself Meatloaf so I'm gonna have
ONE OF EACH for lunch WITH SOME BIG HALF POTATO SPHERES. I MEAN SPHERICAL
POTATO HALVES. I mean... The point is This Time Around the
Half Spheres are TWO TIMES as big. I'm guessing overall it's the same
amount of Ounces Of Potato. Just 1/2 as man and twice as big!
Is that accurate, would it be 1/2 as many if its on a Spherical. Or would
it be exponentially different or something. Hmm I've given myself a
lot to think about. To finish this paragraph lemme give you a bit of what
I'm enjoying-- orange juice, coffee, and beer. All at the same time!
I call it The Beverage Trifecta. I don't know WHY. It's not
catchy at all. Doesn't come up that often that it needs a name.
I'm gonna have to rethink this phrase COMPLETELY.
Wonderful. I know in Home Alone it was a Plot Point
that Kevin never gets pizza when entire family is there, too slow on the uptake.
But then when he's alone he's like A whole Cheese Pizza ALL FOR MYSELF.
The point is that's where I am this week With Meatloaf. Which is Pretty
Good! Also I feel like there was a time in my life at NYU where I would
get pizzas and easily eat 4 or 5 in a night. But this was before my
metabolism went all to putt. I could do that and no consequences!
Just like how Trump thinks his life should and does work out for him! No
Consequences! Hmm that's been working out for him for the most part up
till now. Maybe I should become a colossal douche
FreshDirect has an appetizer OR entry, I forget which,
which is Colossal Shrimp. And I'm like yeah you SAY colossal but
I'm no sucker I wasn't born yesterday I was born at least a few weeks ago as per
my memory. This is gonna be like three pieces of shrimp. Just
regular shrimp. You know not mini shrimp but not anything an accurate
person would describe as colossal. Hmm an Accurate Person, I wonder how
they would describe things. Accurately would be my guess,
that's the point I'm trying to get across here. Still haven't taken
that first drink yet! Man oh man am I just about ready for that. The
point is I gotta say compared to other Generic Brand Lite Beer Miller Lite is
the tops. Miller Lite, For When You Want The Tops, that's my ad
campaign promotion suggestion for Miller Lite. Also it's ME saying
it in the commercials and magazine ads. So I get DOUBLE the royalties.
At that point, all the royalties I'd be earning behind and in front of
the camera, might as well just make me majority stock holder of the Miller Lite
Corporation. Seems like that'd be the natural conclusion to this Miller
Ronald McDonald Got His Start. Just a clown with a dream. A
Hamburger Dream. Behind and In front of the camera apparently.
Miller Lite is its own corporation? Yep seems to check out!
Figure I'll aim to eat roughly around Act III of the entry. Yep now
Entries are divided into Acts. Or maybe they always were and I just didn't
realize it. The point is There's No Second Acts In American Life... WE
JUST JUMP STRAIGHT TO ACT III!!! THE FINAL ACT. CLIMAX TIME WHAT'S
GONNA HAPPEN! -F Scott Fitzgerald. Again another thing I should be
praised for that I knew that quote AND knew who it was by. Anyway already
watched more than more than more than my fair share of #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
today. We're talkin' during CircleWalk. We're talking for most of
the 2.5 hours Waiting For Delivery To Come. We're talkin' yep that's
about it ain't life grand.
Wonderful. What else do I have in store for today.
A movie on Shutter:Shiver Me Timbers The Horror Movie Streaming Website that
looked Prime for some Late Afternoon watching. Gotta wait until the
Late Afternoon, It's The Scariest Time OF The Day, when its ALMOST starting to
GET DARK OUTSIDE. Shiver Me Timbers is a Pirate reference. It's
what Pirates say when they're scared. You'd think pirates would want to
keep their fears to themselves, kinda unpiratelike to admit to fellow pirates
you're scared! Turns out it means more, "Shocked," than, "Frightened."
But I'm pot committed to this paragraph and Hey At The Least We All Learned A
Little Something At The End! Alright time for a break for some reason.
I don't know WHY. It just is!
like it! Wonderful. Hey Part II: The Second Part: Of Three Parts.
Do people like it as in PREFER IT when they, "Crack," open a can
of beer and it sprays everywher JUST A LITTLE BIT? Like, so slight that
you're really not losing any substantial amount. But you get that nice,
"Crack A Beer Open Vibe" wit just a BIT spraying. My guess is Yes
Especially in TV Show Movie AND COMMERCIAL. I should be saving this stuff
for my Miller Lite pitch. Main Character, "Cracks," open a beer and it
sprays a little bit JUST A FUN AMOUNT NOTHING IS GOING TO WASTE CALM DOWN.
The point is In Real Life No I paid good money for this beer I don't want any
going to waste. Also I paid very little money for this beer but I can
only purchase a finite amount of it week-by-week so that's where it hurts!
Cool! I wrote down some thoughts on Two Tales From The
Crypt Episodes but no one would know what I'm talking about. So if
you're interested in my thoughts from several #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
Episodes my e-mail is MANKINDGUY@GMAIL.COM
As far as I know. That's what I've been telling people, at
least. I really should look into that. How did, "E," become a
stand in for Internet. "I" I get. I for Internet.
E? I'm trying to think of a synonym for Internet where, "E," shows
up. Not having any success. Maybe I'll LTURQ. Oh.
Electronic. That seems to check out. But I think it applies
to internet. If you're playing Super Mario Bros on Super Nintendo you're
not E-Gaming. But you are ELECTRONIC Gaming. I don't make the
rules I just assume them.
Okay. Figure I'll aim to eat in around 1 hour. A
real right between 2:30 and 2:45. Oh I got a good documentary lined
up! The Story of The Dana Carvey Tale Show Movie The Documentary Movie
Show. That Dana sure CARVEYD HIMSELF OUT a niche in the film and tv
industry! YEehehehe! MOSTLY TV FOR THIS ONE Yeshshehehee!!
Talk about kicking someone when they're down. I think that was the
thesis statement for Cobra Kai. He JUST lost his own TV show roughly 24
years ago or so? I'll find out Very Soon I Guess! Again, not to
pile it on, but I remember Master of Disguise was the subject of RIDICULE
from me and my friends. We were at the age where we were proud to be above
it. Ya know 15 or so. We did quote the commercial a lot.
He Goes TURTLE, TURTLE and mocks being In A Turtle Shell. Now that
I think about it maybe We All Just Liked That Commercial and only I
thought we were being sarcastic. Also I never saw that movie!
Well there goes any chance I'll ever have of working with
HIM. Great, just great. Fourth paragraph of part II.
Crazysheet is Canon everyone knows this. By which I mean I go by, "C," and
I'm revealing Deep State Secrets One Fabrication At A Time. Canon in D.
Danon. What was going on again? Oh right, that's a new
character I'm trying out. Guy who says things nobody asked for.
Anyway. In To Those About To Rock, does AC/DC use a real
cannon, sort of like how they used a real Hell's Bell in the song Hell's Bells?
In which case, Was that Cannon tuned to D? I dunno. I've
raised a lot of interesting questions, tough! Also Yep they used a real
church bell I read about it in a Book! Don't REMEMBER there being a cannon
involved anywhere in the book but it's POSSIBLE.
THIS CANNON IS WAY OUT OF TUNE SOMEONE HASN'T BEEN TAKING
PROPER CARE OF IT. Anyway just put in Lunch in Oven. We're talkin 1
Slice of Meated Loaf, One Buffalo'd Chicken Finger, and Several Half Spheres Of
Potato-- I Aimed For Around Six. ANd that'll be ready in a nice 40 minutes.
So that's a good plan for today. Dana Carvey + Horror Movie. Also
it's not JUST Dana Carvey. It's a Whole TEAM of Wonderfuls. That's
what I'VE been led to believe. Anyway all this talking about Dana Carvey
makes me want to finish the Martin Short Autobiography. Kinda similar
physiques, both good at comedy, do impressions a lot. Martin Short
does impressions, right? But Don't Confuse 'Em! That'd be no bueno.
Anyway based on when Food'll be ready, to correspond with Act III, gonna write a
bonus paragraph right about Now.
Hey what a bonus! Are Severance Packages technically
bonuses? Hey we're giving you a One Time Bonus Also You're Fired.
That's congruent with My Understanding of Business Economics. Has anyone
noticed that Trump's unemployment numbers Are No Bueno and also he became famous
with the slogan, "You're Fired." What were people expecting Am I
Right? It's a good thing though that he didn't panic us and leaving a
national effort to lick this pandemic within 6 or 8 weeks. I don't
know HOW we would have survived that! TOO MUCH PANICKING ABOUT HOW IT WAS
A RELATIVELY MINOR HICCUP AND WE CAME RIGHT BACK AFTER TWO MONTHS! I'D BE
ALL PANICKED OUT! One more bonus pragraph this fuchslkerksonudemsk
Yes you will lose your lives and/or your loved ones lives.
Don't panic! It's all part of the plan that I Don't Give A Shit Whether
You Or Your Loved One's Lives or Dies! Keep Calm About It! Shhh
there there its okay. So we've got THAT going for us. The other
point is he's talking about Stocks and Markets. That's what he was
referring to that he wanted to avoid panic, which makes more sense. Of
course that was also Completely The Wrong Way To Do It even by those standards!
Probably. I dunno, "Markets," but it seems like, "Hundreds of Thousands of
American Lives Unnecessarily Lost," can't be GOOD for the economy, can
it? And if it is, isn't that kind of an indictment of the way our economy
hey I get to take a break now for half an hour. See Ya Soon!
Only Play Beatles Songs
Wonderful. Got lunch going! Exactly what I predicted. I'm
eating it Quickly because I need to get my energy up IMMEDIATELY. I think
I might watch Horror Movie FIRST and then watch Dana Carvey Show Movie AFTER.
Food is DELICOUS when it actually fills you up. So eating quickly, I get
full quicker and more completely, it's even more delicious! Is Meatloaf an
American Meal. I mean I know it, "Rates," as American. But we
couldn't have been the first that came up with this. Probbaly England.
Go praise England for Meatloaf. Anyway 2 beers down. 1 More Beer for
Next Entertainment Thing, then take a bath, 1 more Beer for Second Entertainment
Thing! That's The Plan!
Okay. Baths are fun because I listen to 3-4 songs
of my own during the bath. And its all like Hey check that dude out
he's doin' his ting in perpetuity in recorded music. Hmm I haven't given
much thought to WHAT TO DO FOR DINNER. Maybe just Another Same Thing
As Lunch? I dunno! I got salmon I should eat. But I also have
DELICIOUS MEATLOAF AND BUFFALO CHICKEN FINGERS. ALRIGHT I'll start
Beer #3 now. I Don't Know What Else To Do! This Act III of the entry
is really tricky, don't know how to approach it, get my head around it, wrap it
in my arms and figure stuff out. I burnt the flip side of my left middle
finger. The flip side being the opposite side of the nail, in roughly that
place. I took a half sphere when it was too hot to touch! I sure
learnt my lesson though lemme tell you.
Whatever. Good dinner could be a Corn't Beef
Sandwich and a soup. Lotta good possibilities. Maybe some sort of
Frozen Concoction. With some sort of White Rice that There's Only One Kind
Of White Rice I Have. I started drinking beer sublingually. I lift
my tongue up a bit while drinking and I think that makes you absorb alcohol
faster. Getting it under your tongue It's a theory I'm operating
under and there's a solid 70% chance part of it is based on scientific
realities. The point is if I was living alone I'd very heavily lean
towards Same Dinner as Lunch. But my parents? What would they say?
They'd be concerned. That's some disorder right, for kids? Only eat
one thing. And I'm a kid in my parent's eyes. Presumably!
Cool! Hey WHAT THE FUCK is going on on the West Coast?
Is It Fire As Far As The Eye Can See? Well I dunno look I'm East Coast
Thru And Thru but that doesn't mean I can't EMPATHIZE with people on the West
Coast if not being able to outright SYMPATHIZE with them. I can see
WHY they're upset but beyond that, I dunno!?! Look Climate Change is real,
its happening, make that connection, and then, what? Hire A LOT of fire
fighters? I dunno what the short term solution is to their midterm
problem. Get a lot of fire fighters! They're probably Slightly Less
Dicks than Police Officers! You never see Firemen just beat the shit out
of people. Doesn't mean it's not happening, just that we
never see it!
Anyway. Last paragraph. I got kettle chips but
they're not wiped down and won't be until tomorrow. Such is life.
Is that how they see right wing militias and whatnot? Volunteer Police
Departments? My guess is yep that seems to check out completely.
PARENTS B DAMNED I mAY EAT THE SAME DINNER AS LUNCH. You don't
MESS with a CLASSIC. And this has been classic for OVER TWENTY MINUTES.
If only I could just turn back the clocks to 25 minutes ago so I could eat the
Lunch Again without having to wait for dinner. But I can't! Not even
just that little amount! I can't turn back the clocks NOT EVEN A MINUTE
not even if I tried really hard! Can rewatch the sale #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor,
though. In some ways that's where Time Has Stopped for me. For a
few weeks! A FUN few weeks! I'll be back tomorrow!
September 9, 2020
if I was writing that title today, it'd be "Burnt My Finger." But I'm not!
I have integrity when it comes to Accurate Random Old Titles. The
people Expect As Much From Me. Anyway hey Wednesday, gettin' a very
small super market delivery from KeyFood: The Chain Grocer because it's stuff my
Dad likes that FreshDirect doesn't have. We're talkin' 7 things over all!
We're talkin' 2 of those things are for me! We're talkin a box of lean
pockets and a package of Bread Sticks! We're talkin Taking Care of
Business. Delivery won't arrive for another 2 hours or so According To
Them. Hmm Weird Al Album-- The World Accordion To Me. I
feel like Weird Al dropped the accordion for the most part as the years went by.
If you were ranking artists on a Approval/Disapproval
rating, would Weird Al have the highest surplus? I dunno! Maybe the
highest DEFICIT depending on how you're conceptualizing the numbers! I
dunno there must be like 10-20% of people who are like WHAT THE HELL HE'S
MAKING FUN OF MY FAVORITE SONGS. WHAT A FUCKIN JERK I CAN'T STAND THIS
GUY. I've never met that person, but they must exist
somewhere? Anyway, I was also going to get White Castle Hamburger from
KeyFood: The Grocer, because FreshDirect Don't Sell It (Sell outs!) but Dad
guilt tripped me into Not Doing It because of cholesterol. And I was like
look 90% of what I would be eating anyway is just as unhealthy. And he
was like... I dunno... didn't make any further arguments. Just
doubled down on Don't Do It! And I was like fine great what do I
Okay. I was going to finish Wes Craven's New
Nightmare: Fred Krueger Movie: Kinda Old By Now for CircleWalk but I went with 3
Tales From The Crypt instead. I dunno how I managed to fit in 3 into an
hour but I accomplished it somehow in a way nobody really can say for certain.
The point is I got great meals planned. One is Smart Ones: The Frozen Meal
Dealie WITH some Rice, and Two is I dunno two burritos? The lean
pockets? I don't have all the answers as of this moment. Even
possibly Make Myself Some Eggs! I gotta make the most of Non-Beer Days
because they're presumably the best days to do the little cooking required to do
Okay. I just misspelled, "Nightmare," last
paragraph and FrontPage was like "DID YOU MEAN TO SAY NIGGARD?"
And I was like Hmm just when I thought I knew what Microsoft FrontPage was
all about they throw a curveball at me. They're Racist! And they
think I'm as racist as them! Sure it's a word independent of the
N-word. But I feel like they're not just similar sounding words but they
are related in etymology. That'd Be MY Guess! Again the Real
Great News is I knew the word
etymology on my
FIRST GUESS. Anyway, what else is going on for now. Look the
point is if I Could Just Have Fresh Eggs Immediately I'd be doing that for lunch
but I can't! So I'll probably do the Frozen Meal + Rice. It finishes
The Rice which is the Last Of The Fresh Food From Last Thursday.
And it's THIS Thursday in approximately 30... no 20... TEN HOURS!
Hey I was happy just to finish a Part I of Entry before
Supermarket Chores, but I could probably get in Part II as well! With
LUNCH presumably. I find this all very fascinating. The
Beatles probably have a high approval rating. What kind of guy is like
I CAN'T STAND THEM AND THEIR BULLSHIT. Probably some people, I dunno!
I LIKED EM BEFORE THEY, "SOLD OUT," AND DECIDED TO MAKE MUSIC. I
LIKED THEM WHEN THEY WERE JUST FRIENDS. That seems like a
plausible reaction to The Beatles. Anyway what else is going on.
Figure I can watch plenty of Great Stuff over the rest of the day. What
kinda stuff did I watch YESTERDAY. 1/3rd of a documentary about
Bill Murray. But the entire focus of the documentary is This guy shows
up at places, sometimes where he's not expected, and brightens the day of
regular people. That's It. Nothing about his life.
Whatta scam of a documentary this is. I GOT it 5 minutes in!
Sounds Great WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT. NOW TELL ME ABOUT HIS
LIFE. Maybe they do I'm only 1/3rds in. I DON'T KNOW FOR
Couldn't Agree More
went with 2 Burritos. We're talking... Beef Beans and Cheddar? Beans
Cheddar and Something? Three things for each one, though, that's the main
point. Oh Yeah I figured out the other movie I watched yesterday,
Comedian: The Jerry Seinfeld Vehicle (Before the Jerry Seinfeld Vehicle That
Took Place In Vehicles). I felt bad for Orny Adams why is he so ornery.
It's his given name. We Don't Know That For Sure! I've seen
this guy he is a VILLAIN a COMEDY VILLAIN he could have made up that name!
I feel bad for him he comes off like a jerk but that's all editing I'm sure he's
a good guy most of the time. Also it's an accurate adjective for him
In The Movie. The MOST accurate! Maybe that's what the movie was
about. Went over my head at the time.
Fascinating. Anyway solidly gonna finish Part II
before Supermarket Chores, that'd be my guess. Anyway it's fun to
have 2 burritos that are SIMILAR but NOT THE SAME. I forget which one is
which and its like a Blind Taste Test. Also why are you giving Blind
People Taste Tests it's their Sight that's the problem. Anyway looks
like SuperMarket is putting together the order so I'm gonna stop... right...
now. HEY I JUST TOOK AN HOUR BREAK AND STILL NO DELIVERY.
But I've crunched the numbers and I should be able to Finish Part II before
Taking Care of Business: Grocery Business. Looks like Trump is
responsible for why USA succumbed to Coronavirus. I tink his argument is I
woulda said something but I didn't wanna ruin the vibe. I guess that's
what they're going to say? Yes Tens of Thousands, if not inevitably
hundreds of thousands, people died unnecessarily BUT HIS HEART WAS IN THE RIGHT
PLACE. Just look at his face, He's Sorry! He learned his lesson this
won't happen again!
Of course that demeans the intelligence of anyone.
Which at this point is worth thinking about. Because it's pretty cut and
dry, so if you're going with Trump just wanted to lull you into a false sense
of security when he knew that it would kill SIX FIGURES AMOUNT OF AMERICANS to
Provide a Chill Atmosphere Which Lasts About A Few Weeks or A Month, I
dunno, that Smells Like Bullshit to pretty much anybody Would BE MY Guess.
Can't wait to find out! Also it's just so dumb because it
accomplishes Nothing ultimately! Eventually the Mood'll be spoiled on
account of All Those Rising Deaths and economic hardships and sacrifices WE ALL
HAD TO MAKE AND ARE STILL MAKING. So basically the point is
He's Just Flat Out Dumb and/or Crazy!
What else is going on. But the good news is Dumb
People didn't suffer for that SPECIAL MAGICAL ONE OR TWO WEEKS before Most of Us
Knew It Was Gonna Be Real Bad until Everyone Kinda Knew It Was Gonna Be Real Bad
Even If They Chose To Ignore It And Or Downplay it. March! And in
his mind Well this is March. April? I dunno waht that means.
Oh I get it. One day I'll wake up and it'll be April. I don't know
HOW but my life is not a Groundhogs Day I've figured that much out. One
day I'll wake up tomorrow and presumably coronavirus will be over. I feel
like if I WASN'T president someone'd take care of it. So I assume
someone'll take care of it okay Nighty Night I'll see you in the morning.
What a fucking useless piece of garbage. Anyway
food is on its way, time to take a break now! BRB! Alright Took
Care Of Business now I'm back to write a paragraph, watch some #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor,
come back and write Part III. Is this a key moment for Trump politically?
Could be! Will it definitely be? Nope! Is there a
third option? One would guess! What about a fourth option? Now
you're pushing it! I'd say between calling Veterans Losers and
Suckers, and inflicting a Plague that killed Six Figures Of Americans
unnecessarily... NOT A GOOD WEEK FOR A SITTING AMERICAN PRESIDENT. That
wouldn't be a Good Week for ANYBODY. Maybe Our Enemies. Seems
like they'd be getting a kick out of this! Hmm, maybe, get me
here, follow me on this... THE TRUMPERS ARE OUR ENEMIES.
Gotta imagine some of them are getting some kicks out of this. In
which case ENEMY. Break Time!
His Mind Then
Yes it looks like a Smart Ones: Health Dinner with a small but NOT
INSIGIFNAICNAT amount of White Rice. HEY CHINA IS INFILTRATING OUR
CUISINE WE DON'T GO TO CHINA AND PIMP AMERICAN RICE. Which does bring
to the question why isn't there American Rice. Is it because Rice
SEEMS TOO HEALTHY? Obviously we know, depending on the rice because
there's lots of varieties, but for the most part its just empty carbohydrates.
But still IT LOOKS LIKE HEALTH because the taste isn't 100% noticeable.
MUST BE HEALTH FOOD. Also its complimenting my Disgustingly Unhealthy Main
Dish. MUST BE HEALTHY ITSELF. What are THE DEAL with things?
Yeah I WENT there! The point is latest I'm
finishing an entry in A LOOONG TIME. We're talkin, I'm gonna estimate,
Two weeks? Three weeks? Stuff like that. Anyway good
chance if I'm ever allowed to Do Things Outside (and on The Inside But Outside)
1) Comedy Open Mics. It's a nice Reset because Everyone's Gonna be out of
practice. Open Micers, at least. And then I knock em over and push
em out of the way and get to the mic first and am like WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH
STARBUXXXXXX. And then a heckler goes WE FORGET! and he gets a
laugh. And I get insanely jealous of him. Then I say OK
SMART GUY IF THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT MAYBE I'LL JUST LEAVE! DAMN YOU ALL TO
HELL. And then I step back down. Pretty plausible scenario of how
my open mics might go. In my long career of doing 4 minutes of Stand
Up Comedy I don't think I dealt with any hecklers. Why heckle someone
whose doing so poorly already. That'd just be CRUEL.
Seems to check out. Anyway got a nice Shutter
Horror Movie lined up for tomorrow. Feels like a good Late Afternoon while
inebriated on beer kinda movie. You know how that goes. COLIN QUINN
IN COMEDIAN? PLAYING THE SAME KIND OF ROLE HE PLAYED IN KEVIN HART'S
AUTOBIOGRAPHY? Does he know he's getting type cast?!?
What's, "Real Life Dummy?" And do you have any proof of it Actually
Existing? OH also watched a 30 minute documentary on Sam Kinison.
Sorry but I just don't get it at all. I liked the role he played in a #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
and I understand and agree that there's something INTERESTING about what
he's doing but it doesn't make me laugh and also is sometimes offensive!
But mainly the Lack of Ha-Has and Yuck-Em-Ups, that's what I got from that.
Then again it wasn't the most IN DEPTH 28 minutes. Anyway what else
is going on.
Such is life. Anyway tomorrow I'm back to the
Miller, "Lite!" Which based on recent past experience is better than,
"Bud, 'Light" AND, "Coors: The Light Beer Version." I know what you're
thinking this guys a Pussy for drinking light beer. NO I'M NOT A PUSSY
I JUST HAVE AN EATING DISORDER OK. WATCHING CALORIES! WHAT DO YOU
MEAN HAVING AN EATING DISORDER MAKES A MAN A PUSSY THAT DOESN'T MATCH UP WITH MY
EXPERIENCES. Yeah I, "Went There!" But for the record Men
can and SHOULD have eating disorders at the same rate as Women! I feel
strongly about this and in terms of gender equality we should all be equally
obsessively and compulsively worried about our weights and diets, etc.
Yeah I'm on a diet-- DIET SODA! MAN OH MAN WHAT A
SICK BURN. Hey this is the last paragraph! Wonderful, just
wonderful. Anyway. If Bill Murray ever showed up randomly at my
house, I figure I'd just gush to him about how Kingpin is my actual unequivocal
favorite movie of all time. That'd be my first instinct. Only
instinct, too! Once that's taken care of I don't have any more instincts
planned! Just play it by ear, that'd be My Strategy! Anyway hey
entry is just about over. I'll see you guys tomorrow! WITH
ALCOHOL I DON'T BELIEVE IT. All the hard sober work I've done over the
Working Week is gonna pay off with a BINGE OF BEER of 18 cans over 4 days and
nights. Not good, but could be worst! I'll see you guys
September 8, 2020
Play Role Play
that sounds like fun I guess. I call Me! You can be you, or
someone else. Those are your optoins. I guess you could ALSO be
Me! That's Two Peas In A Pod Think-- great conditions for comedy!
Okay, so going forward-- I am Me, and You are Me. Just
feels right! Another day without beer. Hey this is fun, I got
Blood Test Results and my Cholestrol is Way Too High! I already take ANTI-
Cholesterol Drug, but that just ain't cutting it anymore! May need a
higher dose! Great why does this happen to me. I don't deserve
this! Just because of my own unhealthy habits what now I'm supposed to get
Unhealthy? Who made up this system. Some HEALTHY People you can
bet on that!
258. Main Cholesterol Number. That's Through The
Ruff! On tOn the other hand, while the blood test results had like 100
or more random things, there were 2-5 things where she SPECIFICALLY wrote
Excellent. Which tells me she'd be a good teacher. Point out
where student went wrong, but balance that with praise for where he went right.
So yes my GDR is Excellent. My MMP is Excellent. I
ain't even gonna tell you about my ODJST it'd be bragging! Also
she wrote See me 11/13/20 and I already was! We made that
arrangement weeks ago. She's comin' off kinda pushy by repeating it.
I Know I Know I'll Be There. And It'll Be EXCELLENT. Also I
assume she's flirting with me by saying my HHTs are Excellent.
That seems to check out.
Cool! Gonna have a relatively early lunch for me.
Had no breakfast! Except for a Full glass of Orange Juice. Topped
with 1/3rd of a glass of water what kind of Slob do you take me for, all that
orange juice... So anyway I'm Counting That As My Breakfast.
Wonderful. Wanna do another Frozen Meal w/ White Rice, but I still got
some salmon, and Thursday is Re-Up day, so I gotta finish it, so I'll have the
salmon replaced Frozen Meal. Anyway I was watching a documentary about
Gilda Radner and it showed how during Weekend Update if they needed like 2
minutes for a bit and no full bit would fit in it, and she would just talk about
what she ate that day. And obviously that tickled me to no end.
Everything under the sun has been done.
Anyway, that's great, just great. Also I didn't rip
her off. I never seen no Gilda Radner in my life until yesterday!
And maybe in Still Photographs here and there. But boy she was somethin'!
Presumably. CNN's Documentary's Framings Of Her Life & Work left a little
bit to be desired. Basically I could have used a different
narrator. What do you mean there were multiple narrators. Yeah, I
want them ALL GONE. I Want A Whole New Team! THINGS ARE GONNA BE
CHANGING AROUND HERE AT CNN FILM BIOGRAPHIES FOR TV. Anyway I knew
about 10% of this stuff from reading Martin Short's book about 1/2 way.
And the first half of Martin Short's Book Life was the part with Gilda Radner in
it. So he's got that going for him is the point.
Cool! Hey this section of entry is almost done. I
love it when that happens! I also have Bagel with Cream Cheese as a 90%
chance for one of Four Future Meals before Thursday. I got lots of
stuff is the point. Cream Cheese is good for Cholesterol. I GET
THE ONE THAT'S 2/3rds Fat. 1/3rd LESS Fat. That means the only fat
left over is Two Times the Amount that We Got Rid Of! Anyway in terms of #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
I do have an abundance of episodes that are prime for re-watching on account of
I only watched them a couple times. The last season! From Britain!
It's Not As Good! BUT I'VE SEEN IT LESS. So I got that going
for me is the point. Anyway I guess its time to take a break. I'll
be back in a bit!
can. I do it all the time In My Head. Like that time I was
complaining about my high cholesterol. Didn't seem fair then, Doesn't
seem fair now! Anyway I eat a lot of crap, but I was doing that before
Pandemic Quarantine, just less of it. So I'm blaming eating Too Much, not
eating The Wrong Stuff. Also is it possible there was a Space Drama Spoof
called The Wrong Stuff? Sure anything is possible, we got 11
dimensions to this universe, that movie must have existed in at least ONE
Dimension! So anyway not having lunch quite yet, good chance I'll have the
bagel for lunch and salmon for dinner. That sounds like a good plan.
Lots of plans sound like good plans while still in the planning stage.
It's once you set a plan into motion that you inevitably find out hmm Good
Plan Maybe, but Terrible Execution. That's been my experience
Anyway. Man Oh Man is Biden Up in that once state
and Down in that other state. Lots of fun AND productive to keep track
of these numbers all the time! Anyway #BloombergBlewIt if he doesn't
donate more money like he said he would. If Trump wins I Personally Will
Make It My Life Long Quest to get #BloombergBlewIt to be the common consensus of
Why Biden lost. Look you just made, what, 12 billion FROM PANDEMIC
ECONOMICS all we want is like, I dunno, 1/20th of that would be SUPER.
Oh well such is life. Bloomberg did accomplish Now Mayors In NYC Can
Have Three Terms. Great now we're constantly Stuck With This Guy even
more often than we Normally Would Have Been. Third Trimester.
Maybe Mayor is like Pregnancy its divided into trimesters? Gonna have
to crunch the numbers on that one to see if its accurate.
Cool! Uh oh I sure hope that never happens on a
National Level. Seems like that will definitely happen if Trump wins
and is still alive in 4 years. Which he may or may not be. Have
you seen this guy he's the unhealthiest. I bet he has high
cholesterol too. Oh well I feel some empathy for that If Only There Were
Things We Could Do Personally To Impact Our Cholesterol. ONLY THING I
feel empathy for Trump. I assume his cholesterol is through the ruff!
Now, if Bloomberg does drop a 9 figure amount for advertising in key
states-- hash tag I'M suggesting is #BloombergBlueIt. So the ball
is in his court (basketball reference) over which hash tag he's more comfortable
with! Could be a tennis reference, too. Tennis and
basketball, the only two sports with courts to my knowledge. Anyway
Microsoft FrontPage doesn't recognize, "Hashtag," as a word which seems fair,
this version is from 2000. Wonder if Dictionary NOW has added it.
Seems right that they should.
Oh, right. Sports with Courts. LMLTURQ.
Handball, Racquetball, Volley Ball. Fascinating. I remember in
6th grade, Volleyball was too advanced for us so we played Nukem.
Which is Volleyball but you Just Catch The Ball when it's hit to your side and
then serve it back. A bit easier! A lot easier! When I
was in Public School Camp as a kid (just an elementary school setting but you do
camp stuff during the 4 hour day) we played Regular Dodgeball but my favorite is
when we would play Every Man For Himself Dodge Ball. No teams, no sides.
Everyone just running randomly around the gym. Sure I was terrible
at it but that's a fun way to play dudgeball! My favorite part about it
is I Can't Be Picked Last For Full Court Dodgeball, It's Every Man For Himself
Dodgeball. Maybe that's why I liked it. What a breakthrough!
Wonderful. Hey I was watching Nightmare On Elm Street:
New Nightmare: The One Where It's Meta And About Them Making Nightmare On Elm
Streets: The Movie, and I'm halfway through it! Was watching it
during CircleWalk. Just wanted to clear that up! Anyway great,
just great. I think I've seen this movie before in completion. Maybe
just part of it, who knows. There's definitely a scene, at least one,
where Leading Lady is talking directly with Wes Craven. And he's like I
dunno what's happening, why Freddy Krueger is hurting you and your family,
doesn't seem right, he's not real in real life. The point is I'm
GREAT at writing dialogue for movies OR TV! Anyway. Leaning
towards Bagel with SORT OF LOW fat cream cheese for Lunch. Just goes
better with Entry Eating as opposed to Non-Entry Eating. I'll be back!
Bagel with cream cheese. Did I make the wrong decisoin? Sure
Feels Like It! The good news is I have no choice but to make The Right
Decision for dinner. That's not how Right and Wrong Decisions For Meals
Work. This was the wrong decision for Lunch but very well may have
been the right decision for dinner. Now what I have for dinner may
be wrong for dinner but was right for lunch! I screwed things up and I
don't see how I can fix it. Hmm put bagel in sandwich bag, put it in
fridge, eat it at dinner. I'M ALREADY HALFWAY THROUGH ONE SIDE OF
BAGEL WHAT DO YUO WANT FROM ME I'M POT COMMITTED. Also something off
with this cream cheese. Not that Reduced Fat, I'm used to that. Just
Cool! I saw they rejected so many voters in Georgia
Governor Election that it almost definitely got the election wrong. Hey
if it can happen in GEORGIA it could happen anywhere! Like in GEORGIA, at
least, Definitely! I don't know much about Georgia other than its
probably got a lot of racist white people but on the other hand also has, "Hotlanta."
Not sure how they came up with that one., "At," does not rhyme or anything
with, "Hot." It doesn't matter, though. They wanna be Hotlanta?
I support them it sounds great! I just don't see how you got from Point A
to Point B, that's all! Where's the CNN Documentry About That?
And can we mix it up on the narrators this time? Hmm wiped off some
cream cheese on second half of bagel. That makes this whole enterprize a
little bit better. It's probably Hot in Atlanta. In various ways.
What else can I say to end this entry. The point is
my bathroom ran out of paper towels so now I'm using toilet paper as a napkin.
Sure I get paper towels to use for napkins from my bathroom. You're
not actually suggesting I bring up napkins from Kitchen? I can't plan that
far ahead in advance! Also even if I could PAPER TOWELS GET THE JOB
DONE. While you're mucking around with multiple napkins I'm taking
care of business with a single paper towel. Anyway I think I'm gonna
finish Wes Craven's New Nightmare TOMORROW for CircleWalking. In the mean
time It's About Time I Caught Up On British People Making Tales From The Crypt.
Except for the Crypt Keeper. He still has an... American accent?
Is his accent American-Ghoulish? I dunno I never thought about it, I think
I just took for granted he was an American Citizen.
Cool! I Have No Allegiance To Israel I am a
GHOULISH AMERICAN. Jewish. Figured I'd go there, why not.
Almost slant rhymes! Just on the brink of slant rhyming almost.
Hey great I'm almost done with this, that means only one more entry until I
re-up with beer. It's good to have things to look forward to. That's
why I'm so upset the days I'm drinking beer! All I have to look forward to
is Inevitably Running Out Of Beer and that's a hassle and a half. Anyway I
think in NY they send out your absentee ballots in late mid September.
We're talking more than 1 week but less than 2 weeks from now! So I got
that to look forward to. I'ma look up online, "Common Ways That They
Disqualify Your Ballot," and avoid all of them other than, "Voting Democratic."
That's the one thing where they got me!
Last paragraph! Had a delicious Corn't Beef Sandwich
for dinner last night. Still have some slices left over which, combined
with Father's Turkey, I can make a nice sandwich out of that. Damnit
that sounds good for dinner but I gotta finish this salmon it's either me or the
salmon! Right? Anyway I wonder what kind of CNN Documentaries
are in store for me. I thought I was gonna watch #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
British episodes. Yeah that's a plan B. Anything Else is a plan
A. Hey I just realized I can watch #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
REGULAR EPISODES. What the Hell has happened to my life. Not
much been like this a while. Yep that seems to check out! I'll
see you guys tomorrow.
September 7, 2020
Are You Now
THEN NOW OR NOW NOW. Then Now would be lets see
lemme crunch the numbers give me a second OKAY 22. Now now is hmm this one
is a riddle let me get to the bottom of this OKAY 31. And what a 9 years
it was! Why there was the time that I did all that stuff. And times
I was taking breaks from doing all that stuff! Not to mention the times
that I was thinking about doing the stuff in the first place. Lots of
Stuff, don't Cry For My Lost Years I did tons of stuff. Anyway the
GREAT NEWS is that Looks like there's a Solid ONE Piece of Meatloaf left over
because Mom decided she wasn't gonna eat it after leaving it over a few days
ago. You know what that means! You probably got there on your
own. You don't need me to tell you. Just in case... I am going to
eat it for lunch. With some half potato spheres. If you're a
frequent reader, then you could have even guessed Part II of that lunch!
What the hell its been about 18 hours without beer.
You know what that means about 72 hours until With Beer. At least I Still
get to Consume FOOD. It's good because you can plan your life around it
and nobodys gonna give you any guff. Well you might get some guff from
your mother about gaining weight but SCREW HER WHAT DOES SHE KNOW. Get
with the TIMES. It's HOT to be 20 pounds over weight. It shows
people you could Afford The Best Foods. It's an evolutionary survival
of the fittest thing thing. We want to Be and/or to Congregate With
Overweight People! And if we DON'T, then we're simply not there yet!
Maybe in a hundred years! The fat shall inherit the earth.
Jeez. Yeah I just used the word, "Congregate," to
mean Sleep With. I KEEP IT CLEAN AND CLASSY. Only negative thing
is You Probably Assumed I Meant What The Word Actually Meant. Nope!
Way Off! Anyway after this paragraph put lunch in Oven. Figure
that'll line up pretty well for part II of Entry. We're talking I might
have a Dinner Roll with lunch, too. A three part-er of a meal! Those
are great because variety is the spice of life. That doesn't go in the
oven, though. I don't wanna Burn The House Down! Which putting bread
in the oven would do. Oven gets confused. Why is there bread in me.
Better explode. Or at least emit a lot of carbon monoxide. The point
is I have a problem with these people putting bread into ovens.
Hey I just did what I set out to do! Got some good
news/bad news. Bad news is there's only three small half potato spheres
after this lunch. Good news is the same thing! I'M TIRED OF THEM GET
OUT OF MY WEEKLY CULINARY EXPERIENCE. Also good news/bad news. Had a
delicious small bite out of Meat Loaf before putting it in oven. The other
news is Had a delicious small bite out of Meat Loaf before putting it in the
oven. The point is everything you do or think or experience is both Good
News/Bad News. I think every time Trump says, "Fake News!" We should do a
Mad Libs and ALWAYS replace, "Fake," with, "Bad." THEY'RE SAYING I'M
DOING A BAD JOB AS PRESIDENT! BAD NEWS! And you just keep going
with that for every time. Probably could have thought of a better
One-Offer if I'm just doing one. But that was THE EASIEST one!
Cool. One more paragraph then I get to take a break
then I'm Back Here With A Vengeance. And Vengeance = Lunch in this
scenario. What do I got lined up for the rest of the day. Probably a
lot of Dumb TV. Maybe some Average Intelligence TV. Don't foresee
any Smart TV. HEY THEY'RE SAYING I'M BEHIND IN THE POLLS! BAD
NEWS! What else is going on to finish up this section of entry
with. Maybe some Comedy. I'm burnt out on Horror. I need a
laugh or two. Hmm horror is good for internal laughs. You get a
kick out of them on the inside. Hmm I make an interesting counterpoint
to myself. Hmm I've only watched two #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
already today. Figure I could fit in another 4 or 6. I'll be
Going To Be Ill-- It's Ill.
how every time I think of a real premise for a joke I just Immediately Abandon
Working It Out Completely. Sounds about right. Whatever I guess.
I've got lunch going at a 90 Degree Angle right now. We're talking Facing
East for this section of entry, facing north when eating my lunch. It
makes me feel like a real responsible Double Tasker. I got two work
stations is the point! No one desk is adequate for me! Also probably
good for taking longer to eat. They say you shuoldn't eat fast but I dunno
they're probably lying about that. Just another Survival Of The Fittest
Thing. Fast eaters are more likely to reproduce because they don't waste
any time. They have more time to Take Care Of Business!
Anyway. The point is I'm having the exact same lunch as
I told you about. Watched Fantasy Island last Afternoon. That
was a scary movie No Spoilers!! Also totally unrealistic. What
you want me to believe there's Some Fantasy Island out there? C'mon, who
do you think you're dealing with. I ain't no chump. Except
for the 60-75% of the times where I am a Chump. Just typed Trump
instead of Chump. Uh oh that Freudian Slip I could do without.
Do without Hardcore. The closest attribute I share with Trump is
probably Wanting Attention. But I only want vague ambiguous attention for
Deeds that I've done. He wants concrete National Attention for being a
Crook and Embarrassment. Take THAT! I don't even want
that much attention. Just as much as anyone else. I want my WEBSITE
to get attention ITSELF.
Also whatever else I've done that's vaguely productive
over the past 9 years. And I'm Counting The Titles We've Been
Experiencing. Anyway most Responsible Dinner would be Salmon.
Fish don't stay Fresh that long. That's what I've been led to believe.
And I don't see any way they would be leading me Falsely. Oh, maybe The
Fish industry. You gotta eat it quickly, according to them, so you
have to hurry up and get MORE fish. Anyway I just finished lunch.
Took me 2 and a half paragraphs. That's how I measure time now For Some
Reason. Anyway requested my Absentee Ballot about a week ago. Figure
that'll arrive some time soon. I figure lots of things. Is there a
betting market on How Long Will It Take For Me To Get My Mail. I
Okay. Hey another break after 2 more paragraphs!
If only I could say I'll Be Back With Lunch II. Look I may be
bulking up with fat but there are still limits! Hey the election is in
EXACTLY 8 WEEKS... Plus 1/7th of a week. You may know that
estimation as a, "Day." I wonder what'll happen. My bet is on
Hopefully I'll have received my mail by then. Actually, I hope I
received Absentee Ballot Specifically A Day Before Then? I
think I read that some states only take ballots delivered before Election day.
We should all look into that for our own respective states. We should all
do a lot of things. That is one example of things we should do. And
I will! I swear it! Later today, and then I'll update you tomorrow
as Proof I Did It!
Cool! Looks like 538's mascot is some sort of
anthropomorphic fox who wears nerd glasses. I'm sure they have their
reasons and I'd like to read maybe an article about it one day? Also why
does a website need a mascot? Also eh. Hey last paragraph of
this section of entry. Hear some lawn mowing going on outside, you
guys know what that's like. Maybe you have to do your own lawn mowing.
Well that's great then you'd be even likelier to know what it sounds like.
Anyway I'll be back in a bit!
guess is when I wrote that title I was supposed to be alluding somehow to
saying, "Are You KIDDING Me?" But there's no way to know For
Me, and there's no way to know for You, so either way it's relatively
irrelevant. Anyway another good idea for dinner is Frozen Meal + Rice
again. It's hard to argue with that. I could argue FOR or AGAINST
that but to argue with it? Almost as pointless as 538's mascot Foxey
The Statistic Models Fox. Watched a The Simpsons and two The Tales
From The Crypt during CircleWalk. We're talking about the episode where
Maude dies, the episode with the TV Show Filming Haunted House, and Psychiatrist
Radio Show going to a house call with unexpected frights. Which one was
the Simpsons again. Oh, right. Haunted House one.
Anyway. Is it fair to say that on Average,
TreeHouses of Horror are better than Non-Tree Houses Of Horror? I mean on
AVERAGE. Not they're the top episodes and the rest aren't. Just if
you were watching a TreeHouse Of Horror it's better than the median Simpsons.
Also lets limit this to the 1st half of All The Simpsons. That's all I can
confidently be familiar with! I dunno too bad there's no one to argue with
about that. Maybe 538 is in the tank for Fox. Which seems
unlikely considering they're run by ABC either directly or indirectly.
Maybe ABC is in the tank for Fox. Maybe everything is in the tank for Fox
and we just don't know it yet. Kinda hope not. Fox is the pits.
Have you seen their Fake News Channel? It's Not Great.
Cool. This section of entry is facing South again.
No arguing with that! I can't wait for this entry to be over. You
know, so I can go back to Watching Things? Things I've Already Watched?
I feel like there's been some stuff I've Been Missing from Things I've Already
Watched so better just to double and triple check on those things. Also
Microsoft FrontPage correctly doesn't recognize Treehouses as a word but
DOES suggest Teahouses. I guess that's where people go to drink
tea. Unless it's something illegal. And they just call it
Teahouses to avoid being in trouble with the law. You know like Opium
Dens. Call it Teahouses and no one is the wiser!
Cool. Greenhouse is a word but we all know that.
I was kinda surprised. Do they mean, "Biodome?" Cause otherwise I
don't get it. Also biodome isn't a word? Haven't they Ever Even SEEN
Movies? Great, just great. Hey less than 2 paragraphs to go.
What else do I have in the tank. I wonder how Baseball Records will be
kept this year. I wonder about that a lot. It consumes most of my
time just trying to predict how they recognize record holders based on this
seasion. They could not recognize them AT ALL but I don't think they'd do
that! They could recognize it with Asterisks but That'd Be Too Much
recognizing to be done! They could be just like FUCK IT no more
asterisks we're COUNTIN' All Of Em Records! But that wouldn't be in
line with how they normally operate. The point is Hey One More Paragraph.
Jeez. Drank more coffee than usual today, presumably to
compensate no alcohol. Anyway September 7th, huh. That sure is the
day after yesterday, September 6th. Been September for a while now
now that I think about it. Small but not impossible chance I don't re-up
with supermarket until Friday. Which means an extra day without the aid of
alcohol. I Don't like them odds. ANY possibility is too much.
Too much at stake! That's how I feel! Anyway I guess the
entry is just about over. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
September 6, 2020
that checks out Another Meaningless Title. Anyway since I've been
takling about my dreams (That's Good Stuff!) right before I awoke today I was
talking to some Adult or something and he was like I know what you kids
like-- pee pee and poo poo and I woke up and was VERY amused at that
scenario my unconscious mind concocted! Anyway. Here's something my
MORE OR LESS CONSCIOUS mind concocted-- I was telling my Dad about how I have to
close the fridge and freezer doors twice. Once, then walk away, then am
like better make sure its closed. And this is Each Time not Some Of
The Times. And anyway my Dad has some OCD, too, so I was thinking part of
me telling him about it was I Wanted To Make Him Proud. Maybe that's
what all OCD is. Gotta make some intangible ambiguous authority figure
proud. Or not, what do I know. Hmm maybe some sort of
chemical imbalance. Yep That Seems To Check Out. Also my Dad
isn't In And Of Himself some intangible ambiguous authority figure. I'd
say the only word that is 100% accurate there is Figure. The rest is
That's not something you see every day. A percent
where the WORD IS SPELLED OUT but then you get the Percent SIGN to follow it up
and not the WORD, "percent." I'm a visionary and pioneer and all that
great stuff Apparently. Hah. Pee Pee and Poo Poo. That's
what kids like! Anyway lunch most likely be the standard soup + sandwich.
I haven't had that winning Combination in a dog's age! Roughly 14 years?
16 years? Only the Good Dogs die young. Anyway the point is
at 31 I have lived exactly two dogs' ages. You get a dog as a
puppy? Great! He dies. That's sad. You get a new puppy?
That's great! Then he dies. THAT'S JUST ABOUT WHERE I AM IN LIFE.
Anyway. Got Four Beers for today. That's a
pretty decently high sized amount while also not being Too Much High.
Then The Working Week where I hunker down and take care of business.
Then back to a #BeerWeekendDuringTheSummerToRemember. I dunno. What
kind of TV did I watch on my Computer yesterday. Also that's my tribute
band to TV On The Radio. TV On The TV. Actually IF ANYTHING
They're a tribute band TO ME. Everyone knows The Computer is a
technological achievement Greater and More Recent than The Radio. So why
would a Computer band be, "The Bottom," of the relationship to the Radio band.
MAKES NO SENSE. Also yes All Tribute Bands are, "Bottoms," to their
primacy band. As far as I know. And I DON'T KNOW VERY FAR.
You know what? That rant was vaguely amusing to me At Least This Once Time While
Writing It but the REAL GREAT NEWS is I knew the word Primacy and used it
exactly in the right place.
What else is going on. Sometimes I think about 22/7
and wonder exactly how close it is to Pi. I'm Gonna LTURQ. PRETTY
DARN CLOSE. ~3.143 is how it starts out and Pi is 3.141 is how it starts
out. Then the next thought is II wonder if NASA was like Hmm using Pi
in various ways to send a rocket ship to the moon, 22/7, that's close enough.
My guess is No That Would Be Terrible For Their Entire Enterprise and
Calculations. But Still, makes ya think, HOW FAR INTO PI did they go to
have The Exact CLOSE ENOUGH approximations. I dunno exactly HOW Pi
works out, but you'd imagine it comes up here and there in sending a SPACE SHIP
TO THE MOON. The moon is a sphere. There, ya need pi right there.
Is the moon a sphere. I have no proof. I'm
a Flat Mooner. If that's not a thing let's start it right now.
Yeah the EARTH is round but that moon in the sky THAT'S DEFINITELY FLAT.
What a wonderful Laugh-Em-Up. If only I could continue it enough To Get To
Some Laughs. Primacy, huh? That settles the debate whether I'm a
good writer or not Once And For All. You never know where such proof
may come but once it does We All Gotta Recognize It. Anyway just about
finished with Part I. Lunch probably'll be Part II I DUNNO YET.
Yesterday I ended up not eating lunch at all! Except for that 1 chicken
wing and all the snacking on Bread and Kettle Chips. But no Lunch!
I feel very strongly about this. I'll be back in just a bit!
Hmm just read me using the Acronym LMLTURQ and is it POSSIBLE it's a
rearrangement of LGBTQ? With some replacements? My guess is yes but It's
Just Too Bad I'm taking a break now instead of working on that. Also
in real life it means Let Me Look That Up Right Quick. I dunno if I ever
explicitly said that even once. I forgot that it might just appear to be
nonsense every time you read it. Anyway Break Time.
great just great. When I picked out THIS title I was like I dunno
not sure about this one will people connect with it? And I think it
turns out I don't care enough. If Only That Were True. I care
too much! The point is Hey re-upped my coffee to Cup III and re-upped
my Beer to Beer II. Hey remember last title it had a, "II," in it.
Now THAT'S a title. Basically because people think, "What was
Pandemonium I?" and no other reason. That's pretty much it.
Anyway. Makes me think of Pandas, too. Everyone likes Pandas!
They Cute Like People But Vicious Like Bears. Also apparently Very Hard To
Get Them TO Mate in a Zoo type setting. I wonder why. I'd Mate with
ANY PANDA YOU THROW AT ME. Even IN a zoo type setting. Maybe
ESPECIALLY in a zoo type setting. Also don't throw pandas at me I won't
have sex with them in real life.
Anyway. Way I've been consuming beer is I pour out
.20-.30 of a can into a glass. That glass is worth 3-5 sips. And
then you refill! Sounds like a winning Obsessive Compulsive Disorder.
But its not! IT'S REALLY WORKING OUT TO MY ADVANTAGE. I stumbled
upon the best way to drink beer for myself and so why should I Give That Up?
Nowhere, that's who! Why, that's when. Whatever, that's Yeah!
Jeez. Anyway this entry has been FACING EAST. I LIKE those
odds. Atlantic Ocean would be in eye sight if I had a window... and a
telescope... and if there wasn't that 5000 foot wall around the Atlantic Ocean I
Hate It So Much. Hmm wonder if I could see a 5000 foot wall around
Atlantic Ocean if it was really there. And I wasn't Just Looking At A
Wall. I'm no great at crypto-geography.
Cool. Also that's the future we have, right?
But in NYC specifically? Big walls to keep out Rising Seas? I
hope so we Gotta Do SOMETHING. Also sorry to Long Island but you're
just not savable go sell your real estate NOW while it counts! Uh oh if
Long Island is Dunzo maybe Queens is too. No. NYC wouldn't abandon
Queens! We're its most populous borough in terms of Population.
Yeah I figured it was in terms of population based on the word, "Populous."
Yeah well SHUT UP. UH OH tuns out Brooklyn is the most populous borough
now. I Stand By Thinking That Queens Used To Be. But Queens is
the most SURFACE AREA borough. So you gotta take THAT into consideration
for some reason. Anyway. Not sure if I've ever been so Staten
Island. All the other boroughs, sure. I've SEEN Staten Island from
Manhattan. But unless there's a Zoo or Museum there that I can't think of
when I was in elementary school tripping, nope.
Sure, great, that's fun topic. Where in the world
has Michael K*RNBLU* been. People might be googling me for JOB
APPLICATION they can't find out about This Website, My Secret Shame. I
dunno. How's everything going with you? Good? Great, that's great.
Really should crack some code to figure out how to get You to Respond To Me.
Preferably in Real Time! Oh right just watch Real Time With Bill Maher.
I heard he's a supreme jerk in real life but his show sometimes serves
its purpose! Yeah I WENT There. Anyway. I know it'll
sound like I'm taking Current Joe Biden Lead FOr Granted, but one of the things
I, "Dig," the most about looking at Presidential Polls is when they poll some
Extremely Solid Red State and Biden is like 6 points down. It means
nothing in and of itself but it's FUN. Anyway great just great.
I dunno. At least one more paragraph before break!
At least a lot of things! I assume the Democrats will win the Senate
because otherwise I Blame It All On James Carville. Is he still married to
the Republican Counterpart to him. LMLTURQ. YEP there's still
together. Hmm I hope being married to a Republican Operative won't
cloud his judgment and enthusiasms for properly, "Flipping The Senate."
Oh well guess we'll just have to see what happens. Sometimes I
accidentally read AD MAIL which is when you're on Gmail and then at the top of
your list of mail is a thing that looks like a piece of e-mail but is actually
an ad. And I often go the other way and avoid it TOO MUCH and end up
deleting/not reading The Top Piece of REAL E-mail. The point is the
E-mail system leaves a lot to be desired.
Alright, one more paragraph for this part! I feel
like I could accomplish that. Anyway finished up Cobra Kai. No
Spoilers but it looks like if there's a season there there's SOME ROOM for the
POSSIBILITY of Daniel LaRusso teaming up with Johnny Lawrence BUT I ALSO MIGHT
BE MAKING THAT UP TO CONFUSE YOU so in the end Yep No Spoilers Seems To Check
Out. To be fair it looked that way halfway through the first season.
And we all saw how that turned out! Unless you didn't. In which
case No Spoilers. What else is going on and crap. Is that a
Macho Trump Supporter thing like not wearing a mask. Man the PC crowd
is always telling us not to spoil TV Shows WELL YOU KNOW WHAT I DON'T PLAY THOSE
GAMES I'M GONNA WATCH ALL THE TV SHOWS AND TELL EVERYBODY ALL
ABOUT WHAT HAPPENS. It's called BEING A MAN. I'll be back in a
little bit. Also all of that was probably to throw you off track.
You don't know! You'll never know!
possible I SAW Staten Island a bunch. I used to hang out at South Street
Seaport a few dozen times when I was living on Water Street for NYU. And
that May Or May Not Probably be Looking At Brooklyn but I always tohught it was
Staten Island. Anyway those were the days. I'd have one of those
pipes that looks like a cigarette, and you put a bit of marijuana in there, and
ya go just hang out Looking At Body Of Whatever and listen to iPODs.
Presumably a Creative Nomad would get you there too but my experience was iPods.
The point is I had a lot going on in life. That I would just pick up and
go THAT'S IT TIME TO WATCH THE WATER. I have a recurring dream
where I basically Go To South Street Seaport but now It's Just a Fast Food
Restaurant. Presumably McDonalds. Nothing else is the same except
for Location In My Dream. So I got that going for me.
I got a lot going for me. Most Paragraphs Are Done.
Been having some fun dreams I get to share with you lately. I know what
you kids like, pee pee and poo poo. I guess You Just Had To Be There.
Anyway I just had something to say I came up with while urinating but halfway
through urinating I forgot. Maybe it'll come back to me, maybe it
won't. We Can't Dwell On The Past! OH Right I just remembered--
and its just Boring Life Stuff. Basically the GIST OF IT WAS you get
yourself some white rice from Fresh Direct, you pair that with a Healthy
Asian-Inspired Frozen Meal. Now you're Cookin'! Presumably a
Frozen Meal without rice. From my experience they often have NOODLE or
PASTA but not rice. So you can get that going on for yourself.
Anyway just refilled coffee up to 3.5 Cups. I was at
2 cups when I started my third cup and I made it halfway through and filled it
back up. 3.5 cups. Just like that scene in Die Hard With A Vengeance where
they have to do math with jugs of whatever. Also 3rd beer.
Anyway yesterday I only watched 3 or 4 Tales From The Crypts! So right now
for today it seems like #TalesFromTheCryptWithAVengenceToShriekFor. Gotta
get back up to 5 or 6 episodes a day otherwise What Even Is Life. Hey
Here's a Fun Story-- I got gum for the first time in a few months on Thursday
and finially chewed some today! We're talkin I popped 2 pieces, then 20
minutes or so in, Spit out about TWO THIRDS of that, then popped in another
piece. You figure that math out on your own with how much gum I was
chewing at the end compared to 1 stick of gum. Ah hell I'll do it.
1/3rd of 2 pieces + 1 piece. 2/6ths + 1. 8/6 pieces. 4/3 Pieces it
sounds like. One and a third I was chewing at the end. Probably
could have reached that conclusion in a less clunky way. Hey That's
Dunno about that one. The point is YES in case
you were wondering I AM facing a different direction for this section. South!
Ain't that a novel idea. Hey I just came up with a novel idea.
South! It's about the movie North but they reverse it somehow.
And also it's in Novel form. Also I never saw that movie. I never
saw lots of movies! Hmm there must be SOME sort of #SummerTVToBingeAndRemember.
How about... uh... I watched 3 or so Dick Van Dykes yesterday, does that
count? It sure does All The Way Up To Three! That's some
solid counting. North was directed by Rob Reiner per my understanding.
I JUST got up to episodes in Dick Van Dyke where Carl Reiner shows up.
The point is This Paragraph Has Come Full Circle I can't believe it!
Better make sure North was directed by Rob Reiner. LMLTURQ Yep I Was
Fascinating. Remember #CarlReinersDeathSummerToRemember.
Yeah it was back in June I think. Time flies when you're Doing
Nothing. FRESH PRINCE OF BEL AIR? TO BINGE WATCH? THAT SOUNDS
LIKE A NOVEL IDEA. NO NOT WRITING THE NOVELIZATION OF IT WATCHING
IT GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER. I brought up Fresh
Prince in 2017 back in my African American Literature Class.
I'd let you know about The Horrifying Truth of what I said but that's no fun
let's continue this entry without it! I dunno Carlton is SORT OF like
the Crypt Keeper but not close enough. The point is hey the entry is
just about over. I'll see you guys tomorrow for some reason.
September 5, 2020
My Head And Into The Toilet
that seems to check out. Anyway You're Gonna Get a Kick Out Of This--
I just came up with a slogan for Season III of Cobra Kai several words into that
phrase. Anyway you're REALLY gonna get a kick out of this-- I had a Health
Version of Indulgent Brand Breakfast Sandwich for Breakfast and then I was like
Ya know what I DON'T WANT OR NEED THIS. I'm putting 85% BACK IN THE
FRIDGE. ...After never being in the fridge in the first place. In
the freezer It Was. But now It's In The Fridge FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.
Anyway down to only 1 episode of #CobraKaiSummerToSwanKick for. Thank God!
Too stressful. What with the teenagers and the adult men acting like
teenagers and the Straight up EVIL adult man and I Gotta Be Honest LaRusso isn't
that great of a teacher. I'd bet on him In BATTLE but he hasn't shown me
the same kind of raw teaching talent that Mr. Miyagi had. It's okay
Teaching Isn't For Everybody. But also Teaching is for some people
who refuse to become teachers despite that being their major, their parents job,
and the most suitable thing for one's interest, skills, and lifestyle
preferences. We're talking about ME!!! Summers off.
That's the lifestyle preference. Get Your Head Out Of The Gutter!
Wonderful. Anyway laving my Room Door wide open.
It's called LISTENING TO BELL BECAUSE 2 AMAZON DELIVERIES ARE IN THE WORKS FOR
TODAY. DOOR BELL. GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE GUTTER.
Anyway finished #WipeStuffDownForTheWeekPandemicQuarentineToRemember earlier
today. We're talking The Rest of The Soda and The Rest Of The beer.
The Rest Of The Beer. Is that anything. My first instinct was
Nope Definitely Not Even To The Point I Don't Like This Reaction. Then
I was like I dunno, my audience is a mystery to me, maybe they LIKE The Rest
Of The Beer. I'm no expert on audiences and who they are and what they
want. Speaking of The Rest Of The Beer, I got 4 cans for today, 4 cans for
tomorrow, then its back to The Working Week. Three Full Days and a Half
Day. That's the job, good ol' 9 to 5, punch in punch out, that's what I
say. Punch In, Punch Out. Is that anything. Maybe an
addendum to the, "Wax On, Wax Off," school of learning that sort of thing.
Anyway. I know there's some debate among comedians
and presumably other Societal Commentators where its like you can be
insensitive or risky our out there but you should be Punching Up-- not like
Punching Up A Script, Dummy-- go after the people who deserve it and need a
little ribbing. Punching Down is like you're making fun of people
for bad reasons also WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM Punching Those Lower Than You leave
Shorter People Alone. That's how I know I want to be A Comedian or In
Comedy. Surrounded by people whose creed is To Not Punch Me.
Finally being short IS PAYING OFF. It it okay to Punch Laterally.
My guess is IN MOST CASES.
Jeez. I'm starting to grow weary of #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFOr.
THAT WAS JUST THE CRYPTKEEPER'S PLAN. He WORE ME DOWN by watching 80%
of them half a dozen or more times within months and now He Has My Scared About
My Future TV Habits. THAT JERK ALSO WHY DOES HE LIVE IN A COFFIN.
Even if I was undead (or HALF Dead per his origin story discussed several days
ago) why sleep in a coffin. Surely there are more comfortable options.
Unless there aren't. I dunno. Maybe WE should be sleeping on
coffins. If its Good Enough For Ghouls, surely its good enough for The
Living! I want to get to the Leprechauns In The Hoods but I just can't
get through Leprechaun: In Space. It's TOO Dumb. Hey I could skip
ahead no one would be the wiser. Well YEAH I COULD Have Done That but
NOW PEOPLE ARE THE WISER. I just told 'em! Oh well there goes
Cool! Hey I get to take a break after this
paragraph. I don't know why I look forward to that. Breaks are
Boring. But they give my Brain some time to re-charge. Breaks aren't
Great but they're necessary! That's been MY experience. When
you're in school Breaks Are Great. Being a Freshman in High School I
had no breaks. But as you go up in Years you start getting breaks.
And a high school break is GREAT I can READ ESPN THE MAGAZINE ONLY THE
BASEBALL PARTS! Also not sure which is better, a break DURING the
School Day or a break that at the beginning or end to shorten your school day
because you could just arrive/leave earlier. I'd say the best is Early
Break to get there later, then FOR THE MOST PART a break in the day, and then A
Final Day Break. But YOU CAN'T GO WRONG They're All Good.
This is good stuff! So good I have to write a
paragraph before Break! I psyched myself out to REALLY not wanna take a
break. Anyway. What are the odds I get some stickers from
FlipTheSenate. They never said I would get stickers. And it
would cost 1/3rd of the Donation Cost or so to Ship it (and also Pay For Making
Them Hypothetical Stickers!) But it would still be a NICE SURPRISE
that's all I'm saying. Is it a thing where Trump can win but Dems can
win Senate. And if so How's That Gonna Play Out PROBABLY NOT GREAT I
don't 100% trust these House People. Hey that reminds me of that movie
House Party! Now, if the Democratic Senate Majority Leader was Kid 'N Play
and... Kid 'N Plays partner... uh... Oh. They're BOTH Kid and
Place. One was Kid, the other was play. I was operating under the
assumption Kid & Play was just ONE of them. Presumably the one that's on
The Nerd Spectrum.
House Party? There's TWO parties going on in this
house! Plus presumably a few people who are loners and don't participate
in either party. They're called Independent. I wish I knew to
use that in high school. I'm not unpopular I'M JUST AN INDEPENDENT.
Oh well such is life too late to go back now. Hey I'm still writing
this entry. I'm guessing Kid was the guy with the hair.
The nerd. LMLTURQ. Yep seems to check out. Except for
the periods when they had similar hair. In those eras They Have The Same
Hair More Or Less. Anyway. Gonna recheck Twitter for my
break. I must have missed SO MUCH over the last 25 minutes or so.
Especially from the 3 dozen Check Marked people I read. I DON'T FUCK WITH
THE RANDOS ON TWITTER. Except for the half dozen I do read regularly
who don't have check marks as a SIGN OF PROTEST. Or, maybe not protest.
But they're clearly Check Mark Material and they Just Don't Give A Fuck!
Wow. I'll be back!
Anyway. I don't Unofficially Follow 3 dozen people. I
unofficially follow Probably Around Twice That. It just seems like less.
Who was The Base 12 Dummy who got us all using the word Dozen. I'd
like to meet him and shake his hand! My birthday is 12/12, so anyone
pushing the idea that 12s are special enough to demand their own word, I'm On
Bard! Meant to say I'm On Board but maybe Shakespeare Came up
with, "Dozens." He's The Bard per my understanding. Also did The
Danny Ocean Franchise, 2000's incarnation, BLOW IT by not calling the first
sequel Ocean's Dozen? Yes! It practically SLANT Rhymes and
isn't clunky like the word, "Twelve," can be on occasion. Anyway.
Watching those movies I spend around 80% of the time trying to figure out
exactly How Many Of These People Are There and does it match with what the title
is telling us. And I'm like, ok George Clooney, there's one.
Matt Damon. Those two guys, you know... Alright there's GC I ALREADY
COUNTED HIM, lemme start over from the beginning.
It's a hard movie to count! Why is it called
Ocean's Eleven? It's purportedly about a Casino Robbery but based on the
title I guess It's More About The Friendships They Made Along The Way.
Cool, just great. Went overboard with the beer last night. We're
talkin SIX over the course of the day and/or night. Which leaves me with 4
for next two days, and had 4 the first day. I can't make a habit of it but
#CobraKaiSummerToSwanKickFor was just too stressful. WHY WON'T THESE
KIDS JUST GET ALONG. AND LARUSSO GOTTA SETTLE HIS BEEF WITH JONATHON
LAWRENCE HE'S GOT A CAR DEALERSHIP AND A WIFE AND SON HE'S NEGLECTING.
I assume he still has a son. He had a son in the first season.
Presumably he's Still Hanging Around.
Anyway. NO NO NO these two teenagers are COMPLETELY
WRONG for each other! And trust me, I know teenagers! And BEING
WRONG FOR PEOPLE! #SelfZing. Jeez. Not particularly hungry
for lunch. Probably will have that 80% of Breakfast Sandwich for lunch.
It's a Small Lunch but maybe That's Just What I Need This Afternoon. After
Noon. Or as I call it The Daily Dozen. Only there are Two
Dozens in the day. There's NoonDozen and MidnightDozen. I'll get
the kinks worked out with incorporating, "Dozen," to tell time. I just
need some time myself to think about it. Gotta Put In The Work!
Anyway. Watching #CobraKaiSummerToSwanKickFor, I dunno exactly WHO to root
for. Obviously MiyagiDo, I want to like them, they're The Gooder Guys.
But their teacher leaves some to be desired! And they're ALL, Miyagi Do,
Cobra Kai, and The Rest, kind of MEH. MAYBE THIS SHOW ISN'T FOR ME.
Sure it is I'm the target audience. I'm old enough
to feel nostalgia for it but I'm also young enough to not be an Old Man and be
completely uninterested in it. Figure that's what 50+ people think.
Man these kids and some of these adults I JUST DON'T CARE. And I
DON'T CARE EITHER but I'm pot committed at this point is the point. I
saw Will Smith is one of the Exec Producers or something. I assume hands
off, like Ricky Gervais being an Exec producer of The American Office. But
it still makes me happy. I'm guessing because he bought the rights to
Karate Kid. For his movie with his son. Which is an OKAY movie!
Where was I. What paragraph is this. WHERE AM I. Oh
fourth paragraph of Part II. Wonderful! I had an idea for a song
last night. Just the title. And in retrospect yeah this is a
crappy title. As Nirvana says, Never Mind.
Wonderful. They might have stylized it Nevermind.
LMLTUQ. Yep they left out the space. WELL THERE GOES MY ENTHUSIASM
FOR THEM. If you're not following the rules of grammar and spelling,
What Rules ARE YOU FOLLOWING? I like my Grunge like I like My Coffee
To FOLLOW RULES. Anyway I got side tracked sometime around the last
paragraph or maybe the paragraph before that. But hey that's just how
Things Might Go! Anyway Part II is almost over. And I haven't even
started a second beer yet. Looks like SOMEBODY got their ALCOHOL problem
ALL FIGURED OUT. Probably gonna start a new one when this paragraph is
over. I don't have an alcohol Problem I have an alcohol SOLUTION.
Spoiler Alert, pretty sure I said that on crazysheet at some point over the last
8 years. Rings some sort of bell. And it wasn't funny then and its
not funny now. But it's Accurate Presumably? I'll be back!
point is there's a good chance I Heard That, "Alcohol Solution," Joke and not
Came Up With It. The point is It's Been Done. Also Yep this was
one of the titles in my notebook. Butt. Really makes ya
think. The point is I don't have to listen for DoorBell anymore.
We're talkin' My Dad got 1 of the 2 packages he expected and the 2nd one they
say is in the mailbox but it isn't in the mailbox so probably someone
else got it and I don't think they're ringing any bells if you know what I mean.
Pretty self explanatory it means exactly what would be assumed. How
about a QUARTER. That's a 25. WAIT NO IT ISN'T.
You can have a quarter of 200. That's Not 25 At All! It's 50!
I CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS AND EVERYTHING.
Okay. I legitimately may jump ahead to #LeprechaunsInTheHoodSummerToRemember.
This In Space is WEIRD and SCARY in terms of HOW WEIRD it is. Not weird
good. Weird like hey this is bad, kinda weird how they went through
with making it even after they presumably figured out how crappy it was BEFORE
production even started you'd think. The point is time to
transition into some new entertainment. Pretty much necessary at this
point. Also refreshing Polls every 10 minutes isn't entertaining!
538 hasn't even released a poll since BEFORE 9 AM THIS MORNING. FOR
SHAME. I see Total Recall is available on Starz. I saw the
original version once but I don't remember it.
Okay! Okay. Three more paragraphs to go.
Let's make 'em count. Finish #CobraKaiSummerToSwanKickFor when this is
done. It'll feel nice to Be Done With That Once And For All Presuming
There's No Third Season. Which I'm betting There Won't Be! Anyway I
got my Hair Shaver a couple of weeks ago. It does beards, it does
moustaches, it does On Top Of Your Head Hair. But so far I haven't touched
it. If its like Real barber razor which I THINK IT IS I could shave myself
in no more than a minute! Which I like! But also my Head Hair is
getting to a place where it's long enough that it's a style and not just some
weird too long but not long enough place. So we'll see how that goes!
Right? Although having a buzz cut would be Very Ahead
Of The Curve. You guys don't have Head Hair Razors, do you? I
dunno maybe you do what do I know. Two more paragraphs That's What
I Know. I just can't say, "No," to The Crypt Keeper. He's
captured my Heart and he is the true successor to #MarvelSummerToRemember and #StarWarsSomethingToDo.
All there is left is #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor. And lets say
#DickVanDykeSummerToSettleFor. That sneaks in as well. And
summer is in th autumn of its years. We're talkin less than 3 weeks until
Autumn. Which wil be in the Winter of its years? I dunno Spring?
What do YOU count as the first season? E-mail me at @firstname.lastname@example.org
Wonderful. Another entry in the books practically.
Right now I'm not even hungry enough for Breakfast Sandwich. But if I
Re-Put It In The Oven now, I might be hungry enough Later. When it's
ready. Ya know, that sort of thing. Maybe I'll watch the 30+ minutes
of Final #CobraKaiSummerToForgetAboutIt and THEN and ONLY THEN reassess whether
I want to prepare a breakfast sandwich for a late lunch. There's a lot of
MOVIES I can watch. REAL movies. Not Leprechaun In Space movies, I'm
talking CLASSICS. Also I like how CLASSICS are a genre on Streaming
Services and its not just meant to denote Old Movies. They go out of their
way to assume the authority to declare whether a relatively recent movie was a
classic or not. I don't remember giving them carte blanche to determine
what's a recent classic or not! I don't remember lots of things!
I'll see you later.
September 4, 2020
Devilled Eggs Rule!
through Old notebook and picked out 3 random titles. Random Page, Closed
my eyes, put my finger down, these were the first three phrases. That
explains why They're FUN and GREAT. Or at least different from
referring to the title itself being a Website, Entry, And/or Title.
That's Rule #1 of writing-- LAZY writers use titles with the word title in them.
That's where EVERYONE goes at first but It's Too Easy! So I'll do
that for a while I guess. Real Random Titlse! Yes I have a
notebook with hundreds of Dumb Random Titles. It's from 2011 or 2012
GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT. Also it's a Black & White Notebook NOT A
SPIRAL NOTEBOOK C'MON GET REAL. I dunno why this paragraph is
necessary. Would people really be like Hmm these titles, something's
different, if only there was an explicit explanation for these new brand of
titles. Oh well guess I'm gonna close this website now. Why BOTHER.
Yeah! Big news of the day is Donald Trump thinks
soldiers are Losers and Suckers. Well, he said that about DEAD
soldiers. In which case Yes They Have Lost something--their lives-- to
defend our country from The Baddies. But I'm guessing he feels the way
about Live Soldiers too. Also in The Others: The Suspense Horror Film
starring Nicole Kidman, she refers to the Bad guys in WWII as The Baddies to
her little children (while they existed in England). If I remember
correctly. I dunno if I do. But it sounds like
it could have been said by Nicole Kidman in that movie. Hmm just
received three confirmations from anonymous-to-you sources that She Does Say
That In That Movie. I DUNNO I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE.
Wonderful. No breakfast today.
Lunch'll be soon. If there is no Breakfast of the day, does Lunch
become breakfast. Sounds like One Of Those Philosophical Conundrums
except for the fact that Sure Yes Lunch is still Lunch nobody in society is
really trying to argue with that or make a case for the other side. So
that settles that. Had to wipe down some more stuff today. We're
talkin' some stuff left over from yesterday but also some new stuff from AMAZON
FRESH. Great! I stopped 60% into #LeprechaunSummerToSquatFor.
We're talking only 50% through Leprachaun Four: IN SPACE. I gotta
at least get to the TWO ONES where it's Leprechaun In The Hood.
The point is I have a lot of options for lunch but most likely is Delicious BBQ
Salmon and a side of Most Likely Rice but Possibly Half Potato Spheres?
Also these half potato spheres are smaller than in the past. Still half
spheres but the overall sphere which presumably existed at one point is smaller.
Anyway an episode into Second Season of #CobraKaiSummerToSwanKickFor.
I had a dream about it last night, too! Basically the dream was basically
a Documentary about The Making Of Cobra Kai, and each cast member was talking a
little bit about it. Then I woke up WANTING TO KNOW MORE. Hey
I donated 15 dollars to Flip The Senate, the organization that, you
guessed it, James Carville was e-mailing me about! I dunno how he did it!
Maybe he was just lucky to be endorsing the kind of organization I felt most
inspired to donate to. Or maybe he Jedi Mind Tricked me. Probably
the first one. #DemSenateWinterToBeginYouKnowWinterNextYear.
Anyway would I consider being a Pole Worker if I didn't live with elderly
parents? Sure It Sounds Like A Sweet Deal. You get a FREE JOB and
you help DEMOCRACY IN THEORY And Presumably Man Oh Man there'll be
stickers left over and your supervisor will be like hey you want these
and you're like THIS IS THE FREE JOB GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING.
You know that sort of thing. I think Flip The
Senate is a Super Pac. Which in general is a bad thing but if
Republicans are using it We Gotta Too. Now, if it was called a Super
PACTTT, that'd be more fun. WE'RE MAKING A SUPER PACT TO FLIP
THE SENATE YOU WANNA GET IN ON THIS PACT FROM THE GROUND LEVEL. Anyway
I'm all Interventioned Out, going back at least a month, but there's plenty of
MY 600 POUNDS LIVES to be watched. I saw we need like 250,000 Poll
Workers. That's a lot. When I was reading my Favorite People on
Twitter call for people to sign up to be pole workers for some reason I was
imagining like okay a few thousand people that's it. Now that I
think about it more carefully Sure A Quarter Million sounds more necessary.
It's less than 1 in 1000 people in America. So the point is Get On Top
Of That and ALSO insist you only Pole Work in Democratic Neighborhoods THAT
SOUNDS LIKE THAT'S HOW IT WORKS. I'll be back in a bit!
It All To You
Sweet that sounds great. "All," includes good things! Wait a
second it also includes Bad Things. Suddenly this don't sound like
such a great deal at ALL! I forget what the Cast Members had to say
about Cobra Kai. Definitely the Young Lady was there though.
That's the kind of Cast Member I can dig listening to talk about their role in a
TV show if you catch my drift. I Like Dream Documentaries. I
don't remember a single thing I learnt, though. Such is life.
Also no I'm not having lunch right now! Maybe Part III! Get off my
back about it is the point. Jeez. 538 presidential Prediction is
slowly going up for Biden, but The Economist Presidential Prediction is slowly
going down! I'm gonna have to recalibrate my expectations and which site I
trust more. Let's just split the difference and Just Live Our Lives.
I don't like the sound of that idea! Because I DON'T HAVE A
Fascinating. Whatever. Can I
watch The Sequel To Jumanji? YES I HAVE LOTS OF OPTIONS For SHORT TERM
LIVING LIFE. I can pick from many Entertainments. But Long Term
Living Life is A Whole Lotta Nothing As Of Now. When 538 first put
up their model, there was a 20 point difference between their prediction and The
Economist. Now that's been sliced ALMOST IN HALF and there is a 12 point
difference. I LIKE IT. I think websites should GET ALONG Better In
General! It warms the cockles of my heart! Hey that reminds me I
gotta start Beer #2. It reminded me of that because Beer Warms The Cockles
Of My Heart. Wonderful. Anyway, my specific feeling in regards
to Trump calling Fallen Soldiers Losers and Suckers is, first, I don't support
the military in general! So that influences my instinctual judgment.
But, a) it's one of the stupidest politically incorrect things I can imagine a
president saying, b) while it's more often not Great or Brave that we decide to
go to war as a country, I can still recognize the soldiers who actually fight it
are brave as shit. And also calling them suckers? Didn't Most of
these wars have a draft? They didn't wanna sign up for this! But
they fought anyway. Also should we focus on the issues more than stuff
like this? Maybe. Probably! But its worth talking about it for
a little bit! And I'm the authority on a) what to talk about b) how
to talk about it and c) how long to talk about it and d) Great,
wonderful, what else is going on.
Fascinating whatever etc. Maybe it matters more to
The Greatest Generation, or the Second Greatest Generation, or The Third
Greatest Generation, as opposed to Millennials On Down. That seems about
right. Do people of The Greatest Generation ever just think at random
points, Man. My generation was the greatest. My guess is
yes that informs all their thoughts and actions. So they got that
going for them I guess is the point. The Greatest Generation were those
who fought in WWII, right? LMLTURQ. Yep seems to check out.
The point yes they were a FINE generation but greatest? I dunno that might
be contested. Can't we just all agree All Generations Are Great?
Except for every generation After me. I don't get THEIR deal at all.
That's not fair. I'm okay with the Generation DIRECTLY after me.
But then After THEM? I DON'T GET IT!
What else is going on. Trump is Canceling Stars
& Stripes I heard. But without that THERE'D BE NO SECOND ACT TO FULL
METAL JACKET. And then where would we be. Well, he's not
going back in time and wiping it from existence completely. That movie
still exists and it still is an accurate representation of World War Vietnam:
Only Us Vs Them And Some Other South East Asia and Maybe Some China as per my
understanding. WWI had a draft, WWII had a draft, Vietnam had a draft.
Iraqs and Afghanistan didn't. Did Korea? I DUNNO ILTURQ. YEP
LOOKS LIKE IT. So just because All Recent Republican Presidents
weaseled their way out of serving by being drafted ... that makes THEM losers.
Maybe not suckers. Can't argue with avoiding draft. But most
people didn't have any Extra Help to be able to avoid it. They had no
freakin' choice. Well I'm sure a lot of them were on board with
it in general. What am I some kind of History Teacher? I put that
behind me A Long Time Ago.
Cool! Here's a good test-- ask Trump off guard
are you completely healthy regarding bones? And he'd be like Yeah
I'm the healthiest I got the best bones, no problem the--... OH RIGHT THE BONE
SPURS... uh... the thing about that is.. I had bone spurs but they went
away. Now I'm all good. Didn't last long. It was there for a
few months or years or so now I'm back to Greatest Bones, people tell me, you'd
make one of the greatest skeletons, and these are people Who Know Skeletons.
Anyway what else is going on and cap. World Wars were necessary to fight.
So especially Trump Sucks for talking specifically about WWI soldiers.
Korea, I dunno, probably not. Vietnam Onward, Probably Not. Maybe
Afghanistan I DON'T HAVE ALL THE DEETS. Anyway time for another break.
I'll be back in some unit of measurement of time. I might have to make up
my own unit for however long it takes. Okay, sure!
Break With A Headache
Sounds about right. I can only IMAGINE what kind headache I had 9
years ago. And what exactly I was taking a break from. I
guess Not Having A headache. Anyway didn't wanna have lunch yet so
I just had a Fried Chicken Drumstick. Just ate the chicken and 80% of the
skin! No bone! Well, maybe 10% bone, but that was completely
unintentional! I think I've just been conditioned To Trump. I take
it for granted oh that's the role of the president he just offends everyone
and insults everyone's intelligence and uniformly denigrates all of our
institutions. That's What Presidents Do. I'm making a point
that I SHOULDN'T feel that way, not that I'm saying Past Presidents also did
this. Get on board With The Points I'm Trying To Make. The other
point I'm trying to make is that Yes that Chicken was delicious but I don't FEEL
like having a Fried Chicken Lunch. I got 4 BBQ Salmon Filets! That's
2 Meals + ONE OR SO LEFT OVER AS A SNACK. And I don't eat them now,
Cool. I hate how roughly once a week I accidentally
add someone on Twitter and then I gotta backtrack and remove them. Because
there was a brief period o theim they were like HEY I GOT A NEW FOLLOWER... WAIT
A SECOND... HE JUST UNFOLLOWED ME? WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GUY SOME SORT OF
PSYCHO? Unfollowed (or Unfollow) isn't a word... yet. Gotta
figure that'll be added to Dictionary at some point. Do they only Add
One Word A Year. I feel like that's a gimmick the Dictionary People
Do. This is the Word Of The Year. But they can add EXTRA
words, right? What if there's a dozen words in a single year that need to be
added? Anyway maybe they already added, "Unfollowed," I have no idea!
Cool. The point is I dunno if Flip The Senate is for 6 or 8 or
whatever people. You'd think I'd look into it before donating it.
I think it was 6 OR 8 I really HAVE narrowed it down to one of those.
The point is either way wonderful.
Not sure what Devilled Eggs are. I jut keep imagining Hard Boiled Eggs.
Looks like Eggs Possibly Hard Boiled Eggs incorporated with Mayonnaise.
Fascinating! I'm never gonna have that! Nothing disgusts me more than Mayonnaise
but also nothing is more delicious to me than Halal Food (chicken and lamb +
rice) in Hot Sauce & White Sauce (which, as folklore tells it, is mostly
mayonnaise). So the point is I HAVE NO CONSISTENCY IN MY CORE BELIEFS.
I do have 2.5 paragraphs to write at least. I am consistent in that.
I set out to write 15 paragraphs God Damn I'm Gonna Write At Least 15
Paragraphs!...based on the last month or two. That's a long time to be
consistent! Hmm I could have that Salmon with Rice. Rice sounds
good I was just reminded of rice It'd be Consistent With My Core Beliefs To Have
Rice As Part Of My Near-Future Lunch.
Cool! Just finished Beer #2. Of probably 4
for the day. I like those odds! There were no odds given! The
word, "Probably," isn't scientifically defined as an approximation!
Definitely over 50% and presumably under 99%. The high End gets more
dicey, but Over 50% seems like a good place to start. Biden will
Probably Win The Election. WOW I LIKE THOSE ODDS! Wait a
second, those aren't Odds. We just went over this. Anyway I
dunno what else is going on and crap. The good news is every week
I've been sticking with the #JoeBidenKettleChipsToRemember and it's DELICIOUS.
And this week I got a, "PARTY SIZE," pack. It's 14 oz instead of 8 oz.
Because Everyone Knows 14 Oz Is A Party and 8 oz is Just You Being A Pig.
Yeah! I like these chips because they're made in
such a way that 1/2 of them is like 1 chip folded over itself. So overall
its less surface area but its crunchier and more deep. Could I do that
myself by having 2 chips or a Lesser Chip at once? Yeah! But THEY do
it FOR ME which I have a hard time arguing with! Anyway what else is going
on. The entr is just about over. Gettin' real close to a full half
year of non stop days with entries. I feel like I shuold either be given
Some Sort Of Prize or given Some Sort of Punishment. I can't decide
which but I feel like this milestone demands some sort of action to be
taken. Anyway watched a documentary on Richard Pryor and another
one on Phil Hartman. Both kinda sleazy documentaries focusing on the
tragedies in Personal Lives they led. But hey it's better than watching
Ok one bonus paragraph Because I Like Ya. Just
almost misspelled Phil Harman as, "Phil Hartmen." Gotta imagine that's
what he called his Family. We're the HartMENS. I don't have to
imagine that and you can't make me! What else. Gonna update my
Computer Security in a little bit. So if you're planning on Cracking Into
My Computer you better do it quick your window of opportunity is closing
rapidly. One thing I learnt is that Phil Hartman's wife and Richard Pryor
were both big proponents of Cocaine. So that's one thing to take away from
these documentaries. Hmm people seem to like cocaine. Hmm makes
ya think. Also Man Richard Pryor did a lot of cocaine and
crack! And HE TURNED OUT O... wait never mind. HE TURNED OUT OK I'M
NOT AFRAID TO SAY IT. It was OTHER THINGS that brought him down!
Why would I be afraid to say something on my own website.
One more bonus paragraph. Then WE'RE DONE I'M
SEVERING MY RELATIONSHPI WITH YOU, READER, COMPLETELY. More #UnhealthyCompulsionToWatchTalesFromTheCrypTSummerToShriekFor
later today. Maybe some more Cobra Kais I don't ESPECIALLY like it because
it makes me uncomfortable. These teenagers, man, they're, I dunno,
TEENAGERS, C'mon, they make me uncomfortable. I just can't get on board
with teenagers! Dating back to watching the first several episodes on
Youtube years ago, I never felt comfortable with Daniel La Russo
looking different than he did in the 1980's. Just a whole different
vibe. WHERE DO THEY GET OFF. Probably some place that I DON'T LIKE.
Cool! Oh hey the entry is over. I'll see you guys tomorrow.
September 3, 2020
coffee. But its not ready yet I just started it. Says
you. Anyway Hey Got Groceries Delivered! Wiped down a good 80%
of them! That includes Four cans of beer. Hey I also want some
Beer. I think I'll have some! It's Funny Because It's True.
Fried Chicken for lunch, Meatloaf for dinner! It's a real great day when
it comes to Food & Beverage I ain't lyin'. Got some BUD LIGHT this week.
I had gone a 4-6 weeks witH COORS LIGHT then I got MILLER LIGHT last week and
this week BUD LIGHT I was HAPPY with MILLER LIGHT but they weren't OFFERING IT.
Also SOME OF THOSE MAY BE SPELLED, "LITE," I DON'T HAVE ALL THE DETAILS.
I was thinking about Trump's joke that Sarah Sanders should
sleep with Kim Jong Un to, "Take one for the team," and I don't care that its
gross, I care that it implies Trump's Main Mindset is, I GOTTA PLEASE KIM
JONG UN. If he recognized North Korea as an adversary why
would he want to make his Press Secretary The Dictator's concubine.
Maybe that's part of the deal ever think of that. Nope sounds more
like Just Trying To Get On His Good Side. Because he likes dictators.
That's who he gets along with. That's Not A Joke. Well,
its sort of a joke! But it's not a Ha-Ha Joke. It's a WAH-WAH
joke. Anyway wasn't I going to take a sip of beer? Also at
this point ENOUGH Coffee may be ready. I'm not counting on the
Whole Pot being done but enough for one cup? I like those odds!
Crossover between North Korea Dictators and Long John Silvers. Hmm
that's gonna take all my concentration to come up with THAT pun.
But I Don't FEEL Like It!
More e-mail from James Carville. He wants to, "Flip The
Senate!" By which I assume he means exchange powers and constitutional
responsibilities and duties with the house. I don't know WHY he wants to
do that but that's the only conclusion I could draw. Sure maybe
I can donate to Do That. I could do lots of things. Anyway I was
reading last night that House (CURRENT configuration of The House) is gonna vote
on a bill decriminalizing Marijuana! And according to polls Dems, Indys,
and Repubs ALL support it. SO MAYBE IT PASSES WOW THAT'S GREAT. Also
yesterday I learnt that my Mom got me Tootsie Pops from Amazon. And
they're sitting in a box just waiting to be Used. Consumed,
whatever. And I combined those into a dream last night where someone
gifted me a bag of Marijuana Infused Tootsie Pops. Funny how the mind
works like that. No it isn't. Well not HA HA Funny.
Hey Coffee Should Be Ready!
Okay how about this, Kim Jong's Silver, and that's what
they call whatever insular currency they use in North Korea. And it
May or May not contain Trace Amounts Of Silver. Some sort of Pun about
a Never Ending Game of Uno going on in North Korea. Nah that one ain't
so great. Neither was the first one. Agree to Disagree!
Also how are we sure Kim Jong Un winked at Sarah Hucklebee Sanders. Maybe
he had something in his eye! Like a UNBRIDLED DESIRE FOR SARAH HUCKSTERBEE
SANDERS. ...that resides in his eye, physically, somehow and for some
reason. Great, just great, I can have Fried Chicken during Part II or
Part III of entry. Also I should drink more beer! I only had One
HalfwayLong sip as of this sentence! Anyway. Plan today is to catch
up with #CobraKaiSummerToSwanKick. I call Daniel La Russo's finishing
move The Swan Kick. That's what Swans look like. Balancing on one
foot and kicking would be aggressors with the other foot. That's
Swans For Ya. Summer to SWANK IT. YEAH SWANK THAT MEANS WHAT
I IMAGINE IT MEANS.
No it doesn't. Probably. Can I get
stickers for Donating For Flipping The Senate? Seems only fair. I
think I should get More Stickers In General Though. I was just looking
around my room earlier and I realized oh yeah I have a SECOND electric guitar
that works. Maybe it doesn't work. I think the Input Jack
Receptor is broken or something. If only there was some way to find
out. Yooo Kim JONGs ILLLLLL. Sure. That was
the Past Dictator Guy. Either Un's father or uncle. If only there
was a way of finding out. Yep it was a son. WTF HOW'D YOU FIGURE
THAT ONE OUT. I dunno who can remember those kinds of details and
facts. Also I know this is gonna come out wrong and insensitive but are
we sure Sarah Sanders WASN'T ASKING FOR IT? We don't know what kinda
vibes she was putting out there! For all we know, Kim Jong Un might have a
magnetic personality and be very attractive Up Close In Person.
just took a break and accomplished NOTHING! You know what that's like,
right? It's about 80% of MY LIFE and presumably a high percent of Your
Lives, too. Of course watching Movies and TV and listening to music is
Productive, thouhgh, Now I Have More Cultural Experience Than I Had Before.
And if it's Watching/Listening to Stuff I already consumed-- like 95% of what I
watch and listen to-- then I'm just SHORING UP my knowledge and expertise on
Such Art. BUuuudddy. That's not funny. I know it's a
real, "Think Piece," it makes you, "Think," "Why did this happen in the first
place and Why Did I Read It?"
Cool! Looks like Fried Chicken is a Part III thing
for today. We're talkin a BREAST, a Drumstick, MAYBE A THIGH I DUNNO.
We all agree Thighs are the worst kind of fried chicken/chicken wings, right?
Little Meat on Em, too much bones, and those bones go every which way it's hard
to get whatever meat IS on there without choking on some bone. Also, it's
so little chicken-- you're getting more Skin than chicken. That's
unhealthy and I won't stand for it! Well Yes I Will there's nothing I
can do about it. But IN THEORY I won't stand for it. The
point is this is a paragraph and there's nothing nobody can do about it to take
that away from me! Also when telling my Mom about The Fried Chicken (She
expressed interest), she asked me how big the pieces were, and in the process of
answering her I was using the phrase Well The Breasts Are Big, and I
DON'T LIKE USING THAT PHRASE WITH MOTHER. Because I'm SEXUALLY REPRESSED
to the point that NON-DIRTY-AT-ALL-WORDS make me uncomfortable.
Yeah! Oh man this portion of chicken has got some
HOT DRUM STICKS LEMME TELL YOU THAT. Hey I just finished 1st Beer.
Today'll be Most Likely Four but POSSIBLY Three. I don't make the rules
but I don't break the rules. Unless the rules are no good. Also, if
not me, who is making these rules? Maybe they have no
business making rules themselves! Figure I'll put chicken in oven
when this section is over. And maybe start Part III when It's Ready and
maybe before its ready I DON'T MAKE ANY OF THE RULES. Anyway
when I was in High School, A High School For The SUPERSMART, I was with A LOT of
people either first or second generation Americans from Asian Countries and NOT
ONE NORTH KOREA. Presumably either because THEY'RE EXTREMELY DUMB or
more likely they're not allowed to leave North Korea for America. OR
THEY'RE THE DUMBEST COUNTRY! Why am I ragging on North Koreans don't
they have it hard enough? YEP THEY DO BEING DUMB AS THEY ARE.
Why! It's not fair to North Koreans!
Maybe there were North Korean immigrants but they kept quiet about it on account
of Secret North Korean Spies and Intelligence Officers who infiltrated my High
School. That sounds about right I guess. Slogan for Budweiser--
Everyone Needs A Bud. Slogan for Miller We're The Millers Hey
Remember That Movie It Was Pretty Decent! Slogan for Coors-- Hey
We're Coors The Beer Brand Pretty Good Beer If We May Say So Ourselves!
Also NOT AS MANY JAPANESE AS YOU MIGHT EXPECT. Lots of Indians, South
Koreans, Chinese. Oh and this is all For My Grade. I didn't fuck
with other grades! I BARELY fucked with my own grade! And anyway a
couple dozen from the Other Main Asian Countries. But ZERO who publicly
identified as North Korean as far as I know. This is important stuff! We
need more Race Based Assessments of Intelligence! I'm not saying
anything about race based intelligence, I'm not making ANY judgments or
conclusions because I have no conclusions to make. I'm just listing
demographics without any purported insight.
Okay! I'm Glad I WENT THERE. As long
as I'm GOING THERE there were only half a dozen black people in my grade?
Maybe 2 dozen Hispanic? Sounds like a scam but what Can I do about
it nothing. I could have boycotted my school but then they'd just flunk me
in every class and eventually expel me if I just stopped going completely.
They wouldn't sign me up for next semester if they knew I Wouldn't Be Coming
Back. Anyway this was a real great fun section of entry and it's almost
over now. I had an TEACHER who was black. He was pretty good!
English! I also had a gym teacher who was black. And he was also
really overweight. Which was the main characteristic I noticed on account
of him being a gym teacher. Anyway Food Go In Oven Time and Me Be Back
Pot committed to at
this point. Anyway. Got one Chicken Breast and one... smaller
breast? Huge thigh? Misshapen Drum Stick? The point is its
2 pieces and it's Not Delicious But Hey Pretty Good As A Change Of Pace.
Anyway when my Dad saw it he was like That looks pretty good! Like KFC!
And I was like KFC is the authority on Fried Chicken? That's the best
you can come up with? And then he was like Leave me alone you big
bully. Anyway. I (we?) have good nostalgia memories of KFC
because when I was seeing a physcitrist in ~2000, and he roped in my entire
family to make it Family Sessions, we would get KFC after sessions! So we
were all argued and angered out and ready to enjoy some Fried Chicken.
I could be wrong or this may be a unanimous conclusion-- but
I always found the Regular Fried Chicken to be crispier than the Extra
Crispy Fried Chicken. You know what I'm coming around on this fried
chicken I'm having right now it's delicious as long as I spit out the majority
of bones. I dunno about #CobraKaiSummerToSwanKick. There's
hardly any Crypt Keeper or Ominous Themes. Anyway I had a dream about the
Crypt Keeper last night. Obviously in character. And at first I was
like you ain't so scary but then he did some stuff like creep up on me
and I was like OKAY NOW I'M SPOOKED ALSO JUST LOOK AT YOU THAT'S PRETTY SCARY
IN RETROSPECT. At some point I should finish #DickVanDykeSummerToSettleFor.
Also this Fried Chicken Breast is big! I probably could have had this by
itself! But its too late! I ate the smaller piece already!
Maybe I can save Some Of This Big Piece! No Law that says I have to finish
it At Once! Not to my Knowledge! But I probably will anyway.
Wonderful. The point is does KFC have delicious Potato
Wedges and Biscuits? Yes yes they do. Do I have delicious
Potato Wedges and Biscuits? No, no I do not. I got Potato Half
Spheres. And I got Dinner Rolls. So that's about halfway there.
Hmm ChickenBreastToSettle, maybe I can finish all the remaining chicken but only
20% of the remaining Friedness. That sounds like an A+ World Class
Compromise. Anyway. Watched some Simpsons During CircleWalk today.
You know what that's like. It's entertaining, that's what that's like!
Hey great the most recent bite of chicken had a hair on it what a wonderful
Penultimate paragraph! I left chicken in oven for
1/2 hour. In case I ever wanna do it again. Which I will. But
I will never read this entry again. Probably not. Maybe one day when
I'm an old man I'll go through all of these. I don't envy my future self.
Also just cause I'd be old. That's no fun. Anyway I had 2 beers
with the entry. Might have a third starting Immediately After Entry as a
Transition to Rest Of The Day. And there's a lot of The Rest Of The Day.
I wrote this entry relatively early on account of getting up early to take care
of Groceries & Whatnoat! OH HEY YOU'LL FIND THIS ENTERTAINING I JUST
REMEMBERED I GET TO EAT FRENCH... Uh... MEAT LOAF. DUNNO WHY I STARTED OFF
WITH FRENCH. I'VE BEEN EATING FRENCH'D FOOD A LOT LATELY.
Wonderful. I just finished my lunch!
Wonderful. Hmm what kind of #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor can I
watch. I've narrowed it down to Anything Except The Last Season Which Was
A Snooze. Anyway the High from the Tootsie Pops never kicked in. I
woke up still waiting to get high from them. Which I found odd because I
was under the impression edibles (a Lollipop is Edible, right? You don't
EAT it you SUCK IT but its still edibling) are STRONG. I guess not
Fast, though. At least NOT IN MY DREAM! I can't wait to
take this plate of lunch down and put it in the sink-- after wiping it down
completely! DOn't want crumbs clogging up the sink. Hey what if I
wiped off the crumbs, kept the plate on my side of the table, and use it again
for Meatloaf and Half-Potato-Wedges. That's great AND entertaining to
read. I'll see you tomorrow!
September 2, 2020
Going To Like This!!
what. Even if I do it'll end and then I'm back to Not Liking Anything.
You Make a good point. Or I do. I forget who is who.
Such is life. Anyway last day of the Working Week! You know
WEDNESDAY. Well Thursday is essentially A HALF DAY. So, sure, I
dunno, what else is going on. I'm plumb out of of meals. Gotta bagel
going for lunch in a bit, then Hopefully Communal French Toast for dinner.
Otherwise I'd have to dip into my Dad's Turkey Stash! And he wouldn't like
that one bit. He was even asking me if we could Push Back Delivery to
Friday and I told him This Story about how I Don't Have Enough Food. But
thBut that I could live with. The real reason was I don't wanna go
another day without beer. I could have figured something out for
meals. Like a bag of popcorn and a pop tart. A nice balanced Lunch-Em-Up.
Yeah! I was reading a Nate Silver tweet abuot the
differing levels of Biden winning the National Popular Vote and how that would
translate into Chances He Wins The Electoral College. And my main
take away was Uhh That Ain't Right. Isn't there a way we can get rid of
the electoral college. What if we were like, Biden wins and we take
the Senate, and we make a compromise, OK YOU CAN WIN IN 2024, THATS A GIMME,
BUT STARTING IN 2028 NO MORE ELECTORAL COLLEGE. It's like trading a
Superstar going into Free Agency for a #1 Draft Pick. It's SPORTS You
Wouldn't understand. Oh But Also we get to have a say in who wins in
2024. Gotta be PLAUSIBLY SOMEWHAT Moderate. The point is Should
America Operate Like The NFL? I don't see you coming up with ANY BETTER
Probably. Got some Coffee going. Last week or
two I never finish my coffee. Usually I finish 1 cup, then leave over half
the second cup. But it all works out because more often than not I just
use that as 1/2 my First Cup Of Coffee The next day. It's called
Conservation ever hear of it? The environment can't stand all those wasted
coffee beans! And Energy where my Coffee Maker Machine has to spend More
Time Making More Coffee THAT I DON'T EVEN NEED. Anyway took a break from #SimpsonsCircleWalkingToRemember
and watched the first two thirds of ZOMBIE: The Movie About Zombies.
I had seen it a few times before but this time I was paying more attention.
I actually have it on DVD so I presumably paid attention to it back in 2005, I
had no phone to distract me back then. So THAT settles THAT.
Okay. I had a dream-- and when I woke up, I wasn't 100%
sure whether it was a dream or real life-- but the story was They Were
Disassembling Stonehenge for some dumb Business or Corporate of Right Wing
reason. And I was like NO WAY THAT'S HERITAGE... PRESUMABLY. We
don't know WHOSE Heritage as far as I know but LEAVE STONEHENGE ALONE.
I also had a piece of lucid dreaming that was very possibly the longest Bit of
Lucid Dreaming I ever accomplished. But I was able to accomplish that
because I was like, to myself Ok I know I'm dreaming but I CAN'T GO DO
ANYTHING REALLY PLEASURABLE I'd get too excited and wake up. Hmm. Appear
to be on a city street. Better just walk down the street. Hmm made
it to the end of the block. Better wait for the light to change.
True Story! Well, no, it was a False Story concocted by
my unwaking mind. But it's True that False Story Happened! Anyway am
I gonna eat bagel with Part II of entry or Part III. Only time can tell.
Hmm wonder what happens in the end of Zombie: The Movie That's Presumably Some
Cult Classic Based On My Understanding In 2005 But Haven't Updated My Thoughts
Since Then. THe point is it was a stand in for #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor
and it did its job pretty well. Paid a good amount of attention to it
while CircleWalking and that's a pretty good accomplishment for Entertainment it
doesn't happen all the time. Anyway KINDA pissed at my Mother for smoking
less often than she used to, meaning less times I leave the house, meaning 1/2
the time I leave the house I am justified in getting beer. I mean, if it's
the day of delivery-- Beer Delivery included-- and I go leave the house I can't
get more beer. That would be INSANE. The point is Yay Break Time!
You Say So
what's going on. Few months ago my Mom bought be Pajamas, FANCY Pajamas.
Made out of Fabric and everything Per My Understanding. Today I'm wearing
them for the first time. Well, the bottoms. I seem to have
misplaced My Pajama Shirt. Maybe there wasn't one. That
doesn't sound right, though. The point is it was too Heavy Fabric for
Summer but now that it's September (Autumn) let's break these Fabrick Pajamas
In! Hmm I feel like I had a Really Crappy Save-Em-Up, lemme LTURQ.
Oh, right. The term Pool Shark. Meaning I guess someone who hustles
people at pool. But when I first became aware of the phrase Per a Sublime
Song I thought it meant there's this Shark Loose In This Pool! How'd
that happen! Pools are too small to hold a shark! But it Sure Is An
Whose to say Sublime DIDN'T want me to make that connection.
I posit this-- they knew I and Others could misinterpret it that way and They
Just Didn't Give A Fuck! Anyway I don't have lunch right now so
presumably with Part III I will. Anyway. Then after that Back
to #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor. At this point its becoming
Unhealthy. But on the other hand It Comforts Me For Some Reason.
Maybe I relate to the stories. Maybe I relate to the Crypt Keeper.
Maybe I relate to the CINEMATOGRAPHY. There's something in #TalesFromTheCryptLifeToDismemeber
that keeps me coming back and I'll get to the bottom of it one day. Oh
it's for children. But it mascurades as being for adults. It's for
Adultish Children and Childish Adults. That MAY OR MAY NOT check out.
What else is going on and crap. NINETY THREE EPISODES? AND
~80% OF THOSE ARE DECENT. I can go through these over and over and
I dunno. I see TENET is in theaters. That must be
exciting to be abl... HMM JUST FIGURED OUT THE EXCITING PART OF MY LUCID
DREAM. Just walking down city streets is exhilarating enough to a guy
whose been homeridden for half a year. Also it was Manhattenesque City
Streets. I LIKE THAT KIND OF ENVIRONMENT. The point is obviously the
first impulse is Do Somethin' With Imaginary Girl In My Dream, if I wanna make
the most of my lucid dream. But I was like I dunno there' girls around
here but none of them have shown any interest in me. Or given me consent
to touch them. Just cause its a dream doesn't mean I can overstep my
Anyway, fourth paragraph of Part II. Part of it was
because I Figured if I DID go ahead and touch these strangers they would react
negatively. And I don't need that kind of Crap messing up my dream.
Better just stick to walking down some streets. Hmmm 48th street.
Is that a thing. It Sure Was In My Dream. Anyway, I think I
Didn't Know How I Got Into Manhattaneqsue Place, and I wanted to find my way
back home, but I could Only Walk. That was the rule. I also had a
dream 2 nights ago where I had one of my old iPods. It was a black one.
I remember that iPod THOSE WERE THE DAYS. Yes I know there's
nothing more entertaining than other people's dreams. I'm not joking II
get a kick out of that. But I do realize You Probably Don't. Oh
Great, just great! What's Tenet about.
I dunno I'm still working on What's Inception About. Also Yes I Am
getting 2 kinds of gum from supermarket. Same BRAND-- Trident!
Different FLAVORS-- Peppermint and Wintermint. Nothing more fascinating
than Other People's Gum Habits. Especially when I'm sure I've talked
about those two being my favorite gums at least three or four times in
the past. But that was Long Ago! You May Have Forgotten!
Anyway I sure finished the Ben Affleck Basketball Coach Movie. It must
have been an acting Tour De Force by Ben Affleck because the plot of it was a
snooze. So I'm assuming the acting was good and That's Why It's A Movie.
Anyway time for another break. I'll be Back in a Jiffy!
What I Thought
we're talkin' I'M EATING A BAGEL. We're talkin' Cream Cheese-- Not a Lot
of it! We're talkin' Toasted-- Could Have Been Toasted A Bit More!
The point is Zombie: That Movie Which What I Was Talking About has 2 memorable
scenes People Remember. Zombie Vs Shark (Ocean Shark Not Pool Shark).
We're also talkin' someone gets stabbed with a splinter in the eye. No
Spoilers! Are there any ManMade Pools that use Salt Water for some
reason? Figure Someone must have tried that just to mix things up.
Also I remember enjoying the taste of water with Chlorine when I would
accidentally taste it. Then I read that you only taste Chlorine when its
been activated by Urine. So that wasn't a great thing I did in
Such is life. I'm trying to think whether I
urinated In The Pool when I was younger. ANd would go to the pool
relatively often. (My Neighborhood Complex has a pool). I feel
like there's probably a 75% chance I would feel comfortable urinating in the
pool as a child, but a Decent Sized Chance that I was responsible enough Not To
Do It. The piont, though, is that Pool Water is delicious and is it
possible we add Chlorine to The Next Water Energy Drink? I'm sure you
could find a way to Activate The Flavor Without Urine. C'mon
Scientists MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL. I want to DRINK CHLORINE BUT NOT
URINE. I don't think that's asking too much from our scientific
Cool! Well I just finished that bagel. But the
memories of it will last forever. I wish I had another one RIGHT
NOW. But I don't. Anyway gettin' Some Fried Chicken
instead of (Buffalo?) Chicken Fingers this upcoming week. Last time I got
it it was OKAY but it was during time Air Conditioning wasn't working and
Parents Forbid Me from using Oven. This time around I can really make the
most of the, "Fried," part of, "Fried Chicken." Also ordering a lot of
other stuff thats delicious. This time around I'm getting communal
meat loaf and my Dad is on board with it but my Mom is not interested so
basically I GET THREE SLICES INSTEAD OF TWO HOLY SHIT GET OUT OF THE WAY WHAT
A GREAT MEAL.
Something along those lines. Anyway been reading up
on the almost certain chance that Trump is up way ahead on election night but
Democrats end up At The Least Closing The Gap if not Winning. It's
interesting becuase We Have Two Months To Prepare The Audience (Or, "Voters," If
You Will) to Not Be Angry And Confused About It. The other point is
I'm getting a box of individual bags of Cheez Its that are Single Portions and
each one is only 140 calories. Which if I had to estimate means around 14
Cheez Its. Not Reduced Fat like I'm used to! Just regular!
This is good stuff keep it comin'.
Last paragraph! Then finish #ZombieWasn'tReallyWorthRememberingJustAOneOffMovie
and then back to I dunno! Man if I had a #IndividualPortionOfCHeezItsSummerToRemember
Right Now I'd eat it. What responsibilities do I have for today.
Gotta bring down Bagel Plate and Empty Glass. Refill Glass with Soda bring
that sucker back upstairs. If we're making French Toast I'm presumably The
Grill Master while My Mom soaks it in Eggs. Then I gotta EAT the French
Toast and that's a huge hassle. That's about it. Maybe Watch
Something That Requires My Undivided Attention. Which I would probably
provide 75% of my attention to, if such a Thing comes up. Anyway the
point is the entry is over I'll see you tomorrow.
September 1, 2020
Doesn't Sound Like Me
more like Some Other Guy Or Something. Anyway starting a late entry on
account of waking up late. We're talkin' stating entry at THREE PM.
We're talking about having lunch at THREE FORTY PM. We're talking
about having dinner at IT DEPENDS ON WHETHER WE HAVE COMMUNAL DINNER OR NOGHT.
If we're havin' Family French Toast that's around 6:30, 7:00. If I'm
having sandwich and soup THEN THERE's NO TELLING it could be any time!
The point is another day without beer and another day Closer To Beer. So
that's My Life and whatnot. The other point is I only watched 2.33
episodes of Simpsons during #MorningCircleWalkToForgetAboutIt and finished it up
with Half a #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor. We're talking about the
one about the Crypt Keeper's parents. That's not a joke. There's
an episode devoted to his parents.
It's not ABOUT them being his parents. It's just a
story of a Sideshow Freak and A 2000 Year Old Mummy and they end up having
relations and we find out at the end that The Crypt Keeper was the result.
I'd say Spoiler Alert but you know what, I'm gonna be honest, I don't
care. Also it's kind of implied based on The Crypt Keeper's
INTRODUCTION to the episode While In The Crypt so trust me you're not gettin'
anything spoiled. Hmm. If his mother was Dead, does that imply
that maybe Crypt Keeper is As Alive As Possible? I always thought
maybe he was just some guy who died and then is some sort of ghost or ghoul.
But this might be Just His Life because He's Dead On His Mother's Side.
Something along those lines. Also how come we
have to go behind hidden staircases and bookshelves to get to The Crypt Keeper.
Shouldn't he answer us at the Front Door and be like hey good to see you I
got another story for you this is gonna be great. Doing it Behind All
The Hidden Passageways, now we ALL KNOW ABOUT THE HIDDEN PASSAGEWAYS.
He's giving away too much information about his House's Secrets. Now
EVERYONE knows. Anyway what was I talking about. Oh, right.
Lunch will be a delicious French'd Bread Pizza. And I'd wager around 60%
chance Dinner'll be delicious French'd Toast. Really doubling down on
French Food. Fascinating Stuff!
Cool. Anyway I spoke too soon about Simpsons being down
to Just Adequate Episodes. I enjoyed one of this morning's very much!
Tomacco Episode. Lotta laughs in that one. One could only imagine
there's Even More Classic-To-Me episodes on the docket. Anyway just
blazing through this entry. It's good news, too, because if I finish Part
I as quick as possible, I could take a short break, and French'd Bread Pizza
lines up Exactly with starting Part II. That's how I
choose to live my life. Ya know, that sort of thing. Hmm a
little under 48 hours until beer. I could watch an Eddie Murphy/Nick
Nolte Vehicle in that time. I assume the movie Was Actually 48 hours
long. Otherwise False Advertising. And there's LAWS against that.
Right? And even if there aren't, Seems like an interesting legal argument
Yeah! I wanna see more of Joe Biden. I feel
Good every time he and/or Kamala Harris are showing up on TV. Because it's
like Hey Feel Good Time Reasonable Responsible People Talkin' Reasonable
Responsible Stuff. Also the press doesn't need to endlessly repeat
Trump's lies, incitements of violence, conspiracy theories, etc. And if
they do, they should INTRODUCE it with Well this is completely bullshit, but
Trump's been saying... That sort of thing. Gotta make things as
clear as possible! That's what News is all about. Probably.
I never took any class in Journalism or anything. Although I am in SOME
SENSE the Journal-IST. Nobody journals like I do!
The good news is I wrote Part I TOO QUICKLY. Maybe don't even
take a break at all!
Out Dude RELAX
me from before. No break. Well, maybe a 3 second break. I HAD
TO SCROLL DOWN AND EVERYTHING. The point is French'd Bread Pizza is
delicious but the bad news is I estimated it'd be ready at THREE FORTY PM last
section of website, when upon further reflection, it's more like THREE THIRTY.
Which is an interesting time to eat lunch because Hey That's Great What Else Is
Going On. Bad thing about French'd Bread Pizza is it goes Oh So Quickly.
Good news is It's Delicious. Well those two sentences Added Nothing to
our national discourse. Also this paragraph is part of the national
discourse. Well that sucks sorry about that. Presumably you'd
have better things to Discourse about. Discourse... remote learning..
College Courses... You get the idea. Maybe take a 10 minute break
right now. Well, no maybe. I AM Going To Do It. Right now.
HEY I'm back 15 minutes later. It wIt was
the 10 minutes plus the 3 minutes of refilling soda, taking pizza out of the
oven, and an extra 2 minutes based on BAD PREDICATION CALCULATIONS. Oh,
right. I spent 2 minutes pouring Crushed Red Pepper on the pizza.
Anyway what else is going on. Anyway this is a good episode of Tales From
The Crypt because 3/4ths of them are good episodes. MAYBE EVEN MORE!
Anyway gotta start putting together Thursday SuperMarket Delivery Order.
You Know What That Means! ...VERY self explanatory, I'm really counting on
you to know what that means. If not We've GOt Problems. Well
you do. But if you got a problem WE have a problem that's just the
kind of supportive Website Guy I Am!
What else. French'd Bread Pizza is a little bit of
nostalgia for me. I don't remember ever getting Frozen Pizza in the form
that regular pizza is. Always French Bread or maybe Pizza Rolls or Pizza
Bagels or some sort of Pizza Hot Pocket. Anyway I had a dream I finally
got a new TV and I hooked it up to my Xbox 360 and pretty much all my troubles
and worries in life melted away. Then when I woke up I was like Hmm I
could re-hook up old tv. And then I was like nah I ain't gonna do
that. Watched about 2/3rds of Ben Affleck Becomes A Basketball Coach
movie. It was interesting because I'm a big fan of sports and basketball
in particular. Also Ben Afflect plays a Drunkard and it makes me thing
about my own Drunkardness. He just drinks cans of beer all the time if
THATS being a Drunkard well then Maybe I'M JUST A DRUNKARD OK? Oh
right that is the case ok glad we figured that one out.
Cool! Maybe I should have had a more fulfilling
meal like a Soup & Sandwich but oh well can't go back in time at this point.
Or at any point. Maybe in the future we can go back in time.
What else is crappening. Lots of talk on Twitter looking for people to
sign up to be poll workers. I find that an incredible demeaning job.
They live on tips for showing off their half-naked bodies and dancing around the
poles and I dunno why Barack Obama is trying to ENCOURAGE this behavior.
Sure I follow Barack Obama. Never know when he might come back.
Biden is kind of like Obama coming back. Hmm interesting
conclusion maybe I should be a TV Pundit. More like a
TRANSVESTITE.. Pun'd It! Is TV short for transvestite. I
think I must have picked that up somewhere.
Cool! Anyway another break after this paragraph.
I like those odds. Anyway the Freak who is Crypt Keepers father, the
kind of freak he is is that he has two faces. He's got his regular face
and then on the side of his regular face is another, around 80% formed face, but
disfigured. And I don't think it makes any facial expressions. Maybe
a little bit. Not a conjoined twin or anything, though. Just an
extra face. So that settles that one. Hey maybe I can make my
way back to watching The Way Back: That Basketball Movie with Ben Afflect I
was Just Referring To. It's good to have plans. Anyway in the
mean time I'm gonna go take a break.
No, "I," in, "Website." Wait A SECOND...
that was a fun break! I totally did absolutely nothing! Hey why would I
watch a Ben Affleck Movie where he coaches basketball? What kind of idiot
would I be. I like Ben Affleck just fine but this movie is A Snooze.
I'm 2/3rds in and The Main Conflict is when Ben Affleck Curses while coaching
the high school boys and it's a Catholic School and his assistant coach is like
you can't do that. That plays out over 80% of the scenes in the middle
and that's pretty much it. I guess that's how They Become A Great
Basketball Team? They go from Zero's To Heroes! Because Ben Affleck
says the word SHIT every now and then. Yep seems to check out.
What else is going on and crap. Hey it's a new
month. That means I need to come up with a pithy short title for the month
that shows up when you see this page listed in your web browser. Hmm.
SEPTEMBER IS SEPTEMBER. That's SOLID I GOTTA USE THAT ONE. Nah it
ain't great. SEPTEMBE TIME. I like it because it implies I
don't care enough to correct obviously misspelled words. It's a real,
"Think," Title. Yeah that seems to check out lets go with that one.
Spoiler Alert I didn't' go with that one. You can check out what I DID
go with on your own. I ain't here to hold your hand while we go through
Every Little Title I do. SHITHEAD. Me calling you a SHITHEAD
makes you a good basketball player. Oh, that's another thing.
For the most part, Affleck isn't even Cursing AT his players to motivate and
inspiring them. He's just like, the ref makes a bad call, and he's like
FUCK! and then I guess THAT inspires them enough.
The point is I dunno. Three more paragraphs.
Still 1/3rd of that movie to go. Good chance it'll Switch Gears and turn
out to be a different movie than the one I'm imagining that's just Standard Guy
Coaches High School Basketball Team To Victory movie. I presumably will
finish this movie at some point. Cool! Havin' some orange juice.
You know what that's like. It's like you pour half a cup of orange juice
and pour half a cup of water on top of it. Ya'll gotta try it its all the
joy and pleasure of orange juice AND all the joy and pleasure of Water. I
call it Watered Down Orange Juice. Figure that's as good a name as
any! What else is going on. You can water down ANYTHING.
Watered down French Toast. Why not. You got that Egg you engulf your
bread with. Water it down with some water! No one's gonna stop you!
I dunno. I also had a dream I was working on new
music but I was doing it On The Floor. Which, in retrospect, MAY have been
how I usd my 8 track for a good amount of the time when I was recording in my
House-Bed Room back in the day. Desks and surfaces too clunked up with
Garbage! Gotta sit on the floor and play guitar if you REALLY wanna get
into it. Nah I ain't gonna do that In Real Life. Doing it in
my dream was rewarding enough! If they said to you, you can be DREAMING
FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE, and guaranteed to have 80-90% of it positive, maybe
even some LUCID dreaming, would you do it? On the one hand it's a dream.
Not reality! But on the other hand HELL YEAH SIGN ME UP. But on the
other hand Nah In Real Life I'd probably Stick To Real Life. How
about you? E-mail me @
Well what else we're down to the last paragraph. I like
those odds! Dinner'll be in about 2 hours. French'd Toast or
not. At this point I think I'd prefer a Soup & Sandwich but I got my
family all psyched about French'd Toast so I dunno how its gonna turn out!
Figure FIRST THING I do when this entry is over is finish up that Tales From The
Crypt Keeper's Personal Lineage. Then SECOND THING is probably some
more #TalesFromTheCryptSummerToShriekFor. My Mom was asking me how to
watch Black Panther. I told her! Man that was a nice story.
Right? I think she relates because she too had colon cancer. So
they'd have a lot to talk about. You talk to the movies you're
watching, right? About their Real Life Personal Life Health Problems.
That's what movies are for. Anyway I did it I wrote an entire entry.
Only one more of those Without Beer then Several Days of entry WITH Beer.
Then I forget who knows. I'll see you later.