Friday, September 30, 2022

Everyone Having A Good Time

    Hey!  Crappy news!  Had some Bange eating last night.  We're talkin' 600-900 calories NightMight!  Plan today is definitely have smaller snacks making up about 200 calories.  Thinking about skipping beer making up another 200 calories.  That's halfway there.  Not so bad.  ALSO missed first walk today.  About ten minutes behind schedule right now.  Gotta accept Super Market delivery soon presumably.  Possible it makes it harder to even fit in THE REST Of the walks.  Either way now that I typed out those two things, life ain't so bad.  Kinda shitty to gain 1/7th of a pound (500 calories)!  Kinda shitty to gain another 85 calories (one walk lost!)  But a least I'm HERE and WRITING ENTRY.  So that's good.  Five ThirtyEight numbers similar to where they were last night.  I'll settle for that!  I HAVE NO CHOICE.  Hmm.  Had Classic Breakfast today.  Good deal!  Looks like Judge Cannon going out of her way to do Special Favors for Trump.  Hmm.  I don't like the sound of that.  Am I supposed to GIVE UP hope as of now he'd be held responsible for anything?  I don't think so.  STILL LOTTA HOPE.
   Second paragraph!  Got my All You Need Is Love shirt going on.  Good deal.  Now people KNOW.  As long as I'm not wearing a sweatshirt jacket.  WHICH I WILL BE.  ONE LADY JUDGE shouldn't ruin my hopes for accountability.  Not sure why it's important she's a Lady judge in this context.  I don't know WHY but apparently it is.  Anyway.  Lunch today could be anything!  Maybe I just have a small thing to make up for calories.  But WHAT'S an abnormally small thing.  Quest Bar I guess. TOO SMALL.  Just have regular lunch.  HIGH STAKES Met game at 7:20 PM.  I'll probably watch some of that crap.  Hmm.  I don't like having to live today knowing I bange ate last night.  Makes everything more upsetting.  DANGIT.  Good chance Act I is interrupted by Super Market.  I either already said that or I IMPLIED it.  Anyway.  Good news is I'm up NOW.  And making progress with Entry NOW.  Hmm.  GOD DANGIT why did I eat half a dozen things over night.  If only I had stopped at half a half a dozen.  WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS MESS.  Hmm.  Dad was shaming me for all the soda I got this week.  22 bottles.  Yeah I know it's UNSUAL but IT DOES NO HARM.  If I'm not hurting anyone WHO CARES.
   Dad says there's chemicals in it that could hurt me.  EVERYTHING IS CHEMICALS.  What are you talking about.  Oh hey I never started coffee.  Better do that now.  HEY.  Dad got a text saying We're Next in Super Market delivery.  GREAT JUST GREAT. Kinda great.  Better I take care of it mid-act then having to wait around for a while post-act.  So that's good!  Still might be a while till they're actually here anyway.  Hmm.  Checked Five Thirty Eight just now.  Between 3 Senate Projections and 3 House Projections Dems lost a net TWO percentage points IN LESS THAN HALF AN HOUR.  OH NO.  What a world!  Hey I just realized gaining a sixth of a pound isn't that big a deal.  Hmm.  Hopefully I can fit in rest of walks without crunch time.  NOW that's the thing to worry about.  Lookin' like I can!  I might have to mix things up a bit.  But either way WHAT A CRAPPY THREE PARAGRAPHS.  My Mom is very upset about having to deal with Replacing Floor Ordeal.  Talkin' about she wants anti anxiety pills to make the pain go away.  I expertly suggested hey they're legalizing marijuana, no joke, that'd be good for you.  And she was like IF I LIVE THAT LONG.  WOW.  GREAT RESPONSE.  Suggests she IS into it possibly.  If she's into it I could be into it legally as well.
   Fourth paragraph!  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... CRAP it's the first day of the month.  Gonna be like six or eight things.  Anyway FINE.  Let's do em.  National Apple Month, National Caramel Month, National Chili Month, National Cookbook Month, National Cookie Month, National Dessert Month, National Pasta Month, National Pickled Peppers Month, National Pizza Month, National Pretzel Month, National Sausage Month, International Coffee Day, National Homemade Cookies Day, and World Sake Day.  What the FUCK.  How many things is that.  A DOZEN?  FOURTEEN!  This is the most things in a day by far.  Even compared to Other Firsts Of The Month.  Anyway.  Sake is Japanese alcohol or something.  Lemme LTURQ.  Fermenting Rice.  I'd try some sake.  FOR GOODNESS SAKE.  What else jumped out at me fro Those Days.  A Month to celebrate COOKBOOKS?  IF YOU AY SO.  I feel like we got half a dozen cook books scattered around the house.  Not sure if anyone ever used them.  We got lots of books.  Now that I think about it MORE BOOKS than the average person.  Lotta book shelves all over the place.  Lotta books in DEN.  In book shelf in upstairs hallway.  In bedrooms.  Hmm I think Fresh Direct is here.  HEY just accepted Fresh Direct and put away Fridge & Freezer stuff.
    FIVE THIRTY EIGHT UPDATE.  Three net points UP for Dems.  Maybe quit while I'm ahead!  Don't check for another few hours or so.  So that's good.  SAKE.  Where can I get some SAKE.  Do they sell it at Liquor Store.  My liquor store is Asian Operated.  Dunno if they're SAKE Asian.  I THINK Sake is Japanese.  I don't think these people are Japanese.  Just got a hunch.  Anyway.  Ideally write 5.5 paragraphs in fourty minutes to be close enough to on schedule to fit in everything else normally.  COULD be done.  Maybe 50/50 odds if we're being honest.  Don't see what we'd gain from being dishonest.  NOTHING I can think of.  The point is the Premium Comprehensive Senate Projection and House projection has been averaging about a tie race overall for the last week or three.  Dems have about the same chance to win the senate as the Republicans do of winning the house.  More or less about 1/3rd each Sweeps and 1/3rd it's a split.  ROUNDING OFF AND WHATKNOT.  Which I don't like.  EACH POINT makes a big difference to me Hour In and Hour Out.  But for YOUR sake we'll round it off.
   Hey coffee time!  I got anything else to say about The Other Tomorrow Food Celebrations.  PICKLED PEPPERS?  I don't know what that is.  I SHOLD.  It's part of a children's rhyme and/or tongue twister.  Someone pickled peppers or something.  I don't have all the details.  Mini brownies look decently sized.  I definitely wouldn't expect them to be any bigger.  I could see possibly getting enough out of four of them for a breakfast!  So that's good.  HMM I guess I'm starting a brand new Apple Music PlayList from scratch upcoming walk.  WHICH ONE WILL IT BE.  Maybe Today's Hits.  Maybe Superbloom.  Maybe a New In Alternative or a New In Rock.  THIS IS TOUGH.  Might have to pick a coin to see which one to go with.  DIME is one thing.  Nickel is another thing.  Also if Nickels are made out of nickel shouldn't dimes be made out of diamonds.  I'm not 100% sure nickels are made out of nickel.  Probably SOME percentage nickel.  Lemme LTURQ.  25% nickel, 75% copper.  NOT BAD.  Think of all you could accomplish by melting THOSE suckers down.
   Seventh paragraph!  Good deal.  I SHUOLD skip beer today.  I probably WON'T.  Off the top of my head, as of now, maybe a 75% chance I drink beer.  And that's giving myself probably MORE credit to skip it than I really should estimate.  Oh well.  These things happen!  Turkey sandwich for lunch.  Turkey meatloaf * Health Spaghetti.  Chicken Caesar Salad.  TOP THREE CHOICES.  Maybe Kids Chicken Parm.  TOP FOUR CHOICES.  Good.  GREAT.  Wonder waht Communal Dinner will be tonight.  Could be DELI I think.  We're just about due!  Hmm.  Maybe get some Chicken Pot Pie for tomorrow and A SMALLER THING for tonight.  Like the Hearty Super Soup.  Or something else what do I know.  NOT A LOT to be honest.  Going into 3 game series against each other, Mets and Braves are TIED in First place of National League East Division Of Baseball.  Baseball reference has Mets as a 47.2% chance of ultimately winning the division.  WOW.  ANYONE'S BALL GAME(S).
   Three paragraphs to go!  Ideally in about 25 minutes.  That'd hit the spot Real Good.  Am I gonna be stressing all day about Today Diet Schedule because of NightMight Bange.  I hope not.  So far HALFWAY or so.  Halfway stressing about it and halfway It's Out Of My Mind.  Sounds reasonable.  Especially because I think the odds are it's more likely to go MORE out of my mind as time goes on.  OR MAYBE LESS.  As I continue to eat things Over The Day it becomes MORE Prevalent.  Hmm.  What else do I got going for me.  WOW Mets are calling up Elite Prospect ALVAREZ.  Fransisco Alvarez!  Just for six games in regular season.  And/or post season roster maybe.  Anyway he is one of TOP HALF DOZEN prospects in the game.  He's a CATCHER.  I read they're VERY unlikely to use him as a catcher because he has no experience CALLING PITCHES.  Just as a HITTER maybe.  Either way TOO EXCITING.  I don't like it.  I CAN'T HANDLE SUCH EXCITEMENT.  Take it away from me.  Hmm.  Two paragraphs to go!
   YEAH.  Breakfast Hot Pockets box was open but I DON'T MIND.  They were both wrapped up individually in plastic.  UNOPENED.  I think.  Didn't actually exactly inspect if they were open or not.  Either way THAT's FOR A LUNCH.  It's breakfast flavored Pockets but my plan is to have them as a lunch at some point over the next few weeks!  Go figure!  Then come right back here after you've figured.  STILL GOT SOME MORE TO SAY.  Hmm.  What's a good playlist.  Maybe there' a GREAT ALBUM option to listen to.  My guess is there's gonna be one or two PRETTY good album options to listen to.  Maybe bands I've heard 2 or 3 songs over the course of Curated Playlists the last year or two that I enjoyed.  Wanna give a more comprehensive listen to.  MAYBE there's an established band that I ESTABLISHEDLY LIKE with a new album even!  Anything is possible.  Except for lots of things.  Lots of things are not possible.  Anyway.  Looks like I'm gonna be able to fit in everything reasonably today.  Except for being Down One Walk.  GREAT.  THAT'S LIFE.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing! OH right.  Still got Amazon Fresh delivery coming this afternoon.  Probably won't prevent me from taking normal walks but might muck up me being able to do them exactly when I want.  Slightly possible it makes things even more difficult.  We'll see how that goes and whatknot.  Hmm.  Last playlist was ALT CNTRL.  DANGIT just checked Five Thirty Eight again.  It's UPDATED but I THINK each number was the same as half an hour ago.  AMAZING.  Maybe go to Today's Hits.  Not sure I'll like 'em but it's the furthest away from ALT CNTRL that i can think of.  OTHER ALTS AND ROCKS AND SUPERBLOOMS are a decent amount of crossover.  Today's Hits might have a BIT of crossover but certainly the least amount of play lists I listen to.  So that's good!  I guess!  Not explicitly BAD.  KINDA EXPLICITLY BAD.  But not explicitly THE WORST THING EVER.  Probably not at least.  Hmm.  Only made it about 20-25% into First Coffee.  Amazing.  Gonna go take a walk now.  Be back soon!

I Didn't Mean It

    Hey friends!  Got a solid 47 minutes to write Act II comfortably.  To fit in next walk comfortably.  WOW.  I generally give myself 45 minutes for 5 paragraph act as the most.  DELIGHTFUL.  Thinkin' about Daily Diet.  Plan is to have 100-200 calories out of normal 700 allotment.  Make up for more than half of NightMight snacking.  INCLUDING the missing walk.  If ya don't include that making up for about TWO THIRDS OF IT MORE OR LESS.  Hopefully more. ...Or less.  I forget which one means which.  I don't FORGET.  I just don't KNOW off the top of my head.  I've NEVER KNOWN.  Can't forget!  Hmm.  Havn't checkd 538 yet since getting back from walk.  THINK I'll DO THAT NOW.  GREAT NEWS NO UPDATE.  Hmm.  Right now leaning towards salad for lunch.  I wanna have turkey sandwich today or tomorrow.  I guess I'm leaning towards tomorrow it turns out!  Hmm.  Not sure about dinner. Probably Deli Dinner.  MAY HAVE MENTIONED THIS EARLIER.  Off the top of my head Pot Pie for tomorrow maybe 2 hot dogs for tonight.  WOW NICE HEAD TO BE THE TOP OF OR SOMETHING I DUNNO.
   Four paragraphs to go for Daytime Day!  May have two very small snacks over the day.  a 40 calorie fudgesicle and/or a 70 calorie Fiber Bar.  Then POST DINNER is a 60 cal lollipop FER SURE and another and/or first 40 calorie fudgesicle perhaps.  WOW AMAZING.  Thinking about no beer.  Then thought against it!  Maybe try only one beer?  I DUNNO.  The point is whatever.  What am I gonna be enjoying doing today now that I'm having Not As Much Snack.  Hmm.  What kinda TV we talking about.  Next Tales In The Crypt is, what... hmm... what's after Strung Along.  That's a tough one!  I think I have to check it.  OH WEREWOLF CONCERTO.  What a joy.  Last time I watched it was the first time I ever registered over 1/3rd of it.  Maybe this time I'll register it some more.  I like the part where THAT ONE GUY plays the Hotel Leader.  What do you call a leader of Hotel.  Hotelier.  What's that actor's name.  Dennis Farina.  Never heard of him. SEEN him.  What else have I SEEN him in.  LITTLE BIG LEAGUE, sure.  STEALING HARVARD I can picture him in that.  Anyway he's dead now.  Wikipedia made that abundantly clear.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Good deal.  Thought about having Balanced Breakfast for lunch again today.  Can't do it!  Too much Fresh Meals I gotta work my way through.  Thanks anyway though!  STILL no update on 538.  THANK GOD.  I don't wanna see an update until AFTER SHOWER on phone.  Let's see if I can make it that long.  Hmm.  NO obvious new album to listen to right away.  Went to Today's Hits.  I'm on top of the culture of today!  POST MALONE.  BeYONce.  THAT SORT OF THING.  Not sure what Post Malone MEANS.  I see his last name in real life is Post.  I guess that means HALF of it.  Not sure about MALONE.  I guess we'll never know.  Hmm.  How much time do I have to write 2.5 paragraphs.  More than half an hour.  Oh that's great.  It's almost Slightly Even More than half an hour!  Anyway.  Next Simpsons I got coming my way?  Hmm.  Blood Fued.  Last episode of Season II!  WOW WHAT PROGRESS.  Seasons are LONG.  Not the first season so much.  I think that was like Half A Season.  Lemme LTURQ.  Season I was 13 episodes while Season II was 22 episodes.  At that rate I think mathematically Season III will be Sixty episodes.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh 24 episodes.  Well I was halfway there.
   Hmm.  If I'm not indulging in snacks I should pick the best possible lunch for today.  NONE OF THEM JUMP OUT AT ME.  I like the idea of having SANDWICH with Interesting SandwichSide, though!  Maybe THAT's the way to go.  Ugh.  I dunno.  Turkey meatloaf or something.  GET OF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Maybe I do have balanced breakfast for lunch.  It sounds more enjoyable than the alternatives!  And saves me an extra 150-250 calories!  I CAN WORK WITH THAT.  I'd have six fresh meals for lunches for the next six days.  I CAN FIGURE IT OUT WHY NOT.  Hmm.  That's something to STRONGLY consider I guess now that I think about it.  Hmm.  One and a half paragraphs to go.  HEY how about this.  Get Chicken Pot Pie for tomorrow dinner.  NOTHING for tonight. Have TURKEY SANDWICH for tonight.  AMAZING.  Is this what I've been talking about for over 90% of the entry so far?  I DON'T THINK SO.  A MERE 2/3rds I THINK.  Well that's reasonable I guess.
   Last paragraph of Daytime Day!  Good deal.  Anyway what else do I got going on for my life That Solves All My Calorie Problems For The Day.  I dunno if this solves all my calorie problems.  ...Actually IT'S PRETTY CLOSE.  Not 100% but I'd say 80+% if everything goes according to plan!  JEEZ LOUISE WHAT A GREAT DEAL.  Hmm.  Maybe try a Two Small Brownies with Turkey Sandwich.  Sounds EXCITING.  Now I'm happy about how today is working out.  VERY happy.  We'll I'd be a lot happier with a normal day but this isn't so bad.  Ugh.  How close are we to lunch.  About 2 hours and fourty five minutes.  WOW.  I could presumably go that amount of time with even THE SMALLEST snack.  LET'S GO FOR IT AND WHATKNOT.  I bet them Mets put Superstar Prospect in the line up TONIGHT.  For FUNS sake.  He gonna hit the ball all over the place is my prediction.  WAIT A SECOND Mets are A GAME AHEAD of Alanta Bravermens with six games left to go.  I'd have them at over 50% chance to win division EASY.  Bu baseball reference still said only 47%.  SOMEONE'S WRONG and it's NOT THE GUY WHO DOESN'T KNOW THINGS it's the website who makes a business of estimating and predicting these things.  YEAH.  I'll be back TONIGHT. 

that solves that problem

    Hello, friends!  Most Important Thing First-- mini brownie was delightful.  As hearty as could be expected considering size and calorie.  Good taste!  Four of them as a breakfast may be tough to swallow-- in terms of Heartiness!-- but it's WORTH A SHOT.  Anyway had delicious 40 calorie fudgesicle as only DayTime Snack.  TONIGHT I am giving myself allotment for tootsie pop with BOTH ACT III part a and ACT III part b.  AND another fudgesicle at bedtime.  MAYBE I MIX THINGS UP A BIT.  Don't have a tootsie pop with Act III part b BUT have a LEGIT health iced cream BAR at bedtime.  The point is I ALSO MISSED AN EXTRA WALK TODAY OTHER THAN THE ONE WE DISCUSSED. I don't KNOW WHY I HAD TO CAPITALIZE THAT SENTENCE.  OR MOST of it I GUESS.  I didn't capitalize, "The point is," BUT THE REST I DID.  GO FIGURE!  Anyway six walks instead of eight.  Good.  It was a learning experience because I spent more time LEARNING what it was like to be INSIDE MY ROOM.  AH this extra 25 minutes in the room really made a difference.  NOW I get it.
   Yeah!  Trying to get into reading.  BIG TIME.  I think I'm gonna play What I'm Reading close to the vest for now.  No sharing that private personal info FOR NOW.  But thinking about taking one less walk in the middle of the day so I have LONG 2-2.5 hour period JUST FOR READING.  And also read a bit SOME OTHER period between walks.  The point is IT'S FUN.  I like the part where HEY THESE WORDS ARE ON A PRINTED PAGE not just floating around my head.  GOOD.  Makes a lot more sense this way now that I think about it.  Wonderful.  Anyway looking through the nooks and crannies across my room where books are stored, I wasn't able to find the 2 or 3 books that occurred to me immediately I might like to read.  But I found about a dozen other books that seemed VERY reasonable to read semi-immediately.  AMAZING.  So that's good I guess. Reading is PRODUCTIVE because it's like TV but THE SOUND IS YOUR OWN INNER VOICE.  My inner voice sounds a lot like my outer voice.  I think.  Maybe I don't know what my outer voice sounds like!  What I think I hear as my outer voice is actually just my inner voice and I'm Psyching Myself Out or something!
    Hmm.  Had delicious balanced breakfast for lunch.  Turkey sandwich + brownie for dinner.  ALL IN ALL it was fine.  Will have chickened pot pie for dinner tomorrow night.  LUNCH could be Practically ANYTHING.  Probably not something with chicken.  Maybe Pastrami sandwich or something I DUNNO.  NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT Lunch can be Practically NOTHING.  At first I thought the doors were wide open to a wide array of Possible Lunches.  HOW WRONG I WAS.  There's NO good potential lunches at all.  Hmm.  How about 6 or 7 tiny brownies.  THAT'S TE DUMBEST IDEA I EVER HEARD.  AND I'VE HEARD MYSELF TALK.  MORE OR LESS.  Listening to some Today's Hits playlist today.  I like it!  Gettin' used to these songs Real Good.  Feel like I'm on familiar terms with all of em.  Anyway Mets game going on right now On Pause.  Mets superstar pitcher MUCKING IT UP for the 2nd start in a row.  Oh well.  Hey is it too late to start a Fantasy Baseball League for this season?  I think each team has an average of six games left.  You can do Fantasy for six games.  You could do fantasy for ONE game.  Not sure about anything less than one game.  I guess half a game.  Not sure how that would work.
   Second part of Act III Part a!  So that's good.  Just about done chewing the tootsie roll that was hidden in the tootsie pop.  I dunno about HIDDEN.  NO we couldn't see it from the start.  But there was no active PLOT to keep the fact that it's in there FROM US.  If anything I think they're VERY open about the fact that it'll be in there.  So that's good.  Everyone on the same page from Point A.  I LIKE IT.  Anyway.  Checked 538 all day today.  Either exactly what it was Way Back In Act II or MORE OR LESS exactly. What does that mean.  Well if it's Exactly what it was THAT MEANS IT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT WAS.  And if it was MORE OR LESS EXACTLY what it was that means IT WAS EXACTLY but it got PRETTY CLOSE to not being exactly.  Oh okay that all makes sense I'm Glad We All Had To Read That.  Look I WROTE it.  But in the process of writing it I was kind of reading it in my Inner voice (The BETTER of my voices).  So that's good.  How many episodes of Tales and Simsons did I watch today.  Three Simpsons and Six Tales.  Also for more than half of my reading I hat Tales In The Crypt on in the background as White Noise.  VERY HELPFUL.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Amazing!  Do less sit-up/push-up sets coming up so that I'm not constantly reading and being like HEY GOTTA DO SOME SIT UPS NOW FOR FUN.  NO THANKS!  Anyway what else do I got going for me.  Presumably have 4 brownies for tomorrow morning.  I BET I'LL BE SATISFIED MORE OR LESS.  Delicious.  Anyway.  To make up for 1 less walk a day how about I actually stop eating nightmight snacks.  WHY DIDN'T I TINK OF THIS BEFORE!  THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.  Now we're talking my languguage.  THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE.  Hmm.  Think I got everything I had coming towards me today over both Super Market deliveries.  The Breakfast Hot Pocket box wasn't as Non-Ripped-Open as I would have preferred but Ya take what you can get in life!  That's been my experience.  NEVER took anything I didn't get.  NOT EVEN ONCE.  Also never Got Anything I Didn't Take. ...I think.  Lemme re-calibrate the logic of the last few sentences ...Sometime later.  CAN'T SLOW DOWN NOW WITH LOGIC-- I GOT PARAGRAPHS TO WRITE.
   Recess walk coming up in a paragraph!  Delightful.  What else do I got going for me.  Probably wintermint gum coming up.  Not gonna lie.  I'd have no motive.  Also I'm generally a truthteller at heart.  It's in my nature!  Not sure that's accurate.  I just say things sometimes without regard to what they mean and/or their accuracy.  Go figure, right?!  Hmm.  How many pages have I read today?  Can't really tell ya!  Gives ya some clues as to the kinda book(s) I've been reading.  If I say A LOT of pages you might think oh that must be a book with Large Font that he could fit in all that pages.  Now I Think Less Of Him Or Somethin I Dunno.  Apparently I suppose that's the worst case scenario that could happen from me saying something here I didn't wanna say.  SOMEONE THINKS LESS OF ME SOMEHOW FOR SOME REASON.  AHH SCARY.  Oh well what can ya do.  HMM maybe have good health iced cream bar with ACT III part b and then NOTIN at bedtime.  WOW SO MANY GOOD OPTIONS.  I'll give that some careful thought on Walk.  Be back soon!

   Hey, friends!  Got a second chocolate tootsie pop going.  I WAS gonna go with cherry but it turns out I don't have any non-chocolate reserves in my room!  I GOT two new bags of non-chocolates but I don't have them at my immediate disposal!  Anyway, delicious.  Gonna have fudgesicle at bedtime too.  I anticipate THAT will be delicious.  In fact I see most things I eat over the course of the rest of my life as being delicious.  Maybe 10% of what I eat will taste disgusting.  I don't even know why it's THAT high.  But I feel like if I HAD to pick an estimation of How Much Of What I Eat For The Rest Of My Life Will Taste Disgusting 10% seems like a safe middle-of-the-road bet.  Hmm.  Used starbucks bathroom today. TWICE.  Once on my 2nd or 3rd walk or something.  Once JUST NOW.  EACH TIME I URINATED INTO THE TOILET.  That was my goal GOING INTO the situation and that's what I accomplished while the situation was going on!
   Three paragraphs to go.  Let's see.  Mets still losing their baseball game tonight!  Now it's on PAUSE.  Won't resume it until this is over.  Hmm.  What Tales In The Crypt do I got coming my way after entry is over.  I think it SHOULD be People In Brass Hearses.  But that's the one I watched by accident yesterday ahead of time.  So LET'S SEE.  Ah.  The one after Brass Hearses is Two For The Show.  That's a reasonable episode to watch tonight.  I can see getting something out of it!  WAY MORE THAN 10% OUT OF IT.  I CAN GET 70, 80% OUT OF IT.  Amazing.  Never put Cabinet Stuff away from Fresh Direct delivery.  97.5% of which are bottles of soda.  I think it's just 22 bottles of soda I gotta put away (MOST of which won't fit in cabinet-- just line 'em up on kitchen table and/or kitchen counter!) and 1 small box of dependable granola bar.  THAT'S IT.  It sure is!  What else do I got going for me.  I'll do that crap tomorrow morning, No Problem.
   Oh.  Got a new box of cans of beer.  Forgot about that.  Oh well at least they didn't take it away from me because I forgot.  Yes MOMENtARILLY it was a bit of a crisis that I forgot I had it but NO HARM DONE ultimately.  Bit down into lollipop now.  A bit early.  I think I could have sucked on it another 90 seconds.  BUT I DIDN'T and now I made my bed and I have to sleep in it.  Something like that, I dunno.  I hope I have enough Frosted Flakes for one more Balanced Breakfast.  While I was pouring some out for today's Balanced Breakfast Lunch I really got the sense not that much left to this box!  Probably got one cupsworth left, though, right? You'd think so, WOULDN'T YOU?  RIGHT.  How come no one is answering me.  Oh Right cause they don't feel like it.  Makes sense.  Anyway I dunno.  What if I had a variation of a classic breakfast where I replace Pop Tart with 2 Brownies.  OR I replace the iced cream sandwich with 2 brownies.  But the point is I pair it with a DIFFERENT more HEARTY thing.  THAT SOUNDS COMPLICATED.  And if I've learnt anything in life it's that COMPLICATED TINGS AREN'T WORTH THE TROUBLE.
   Also possible I Haven't Learnt Anything In Life!  SOLID 60% Chance I HAVE LEARNED NOTHING up til this point.  So that's good I guess!  The less you've learnt in life the less you'll have to UN-learn.  Gotta imagine that's productive or something.  Well what else is going on and crap.  Maybe just go to bed when I'm done here.  Call it a day.  Quit while I'm ahead!  That sort of stuff.  Got a nice book card going.  Not book card.  What's the word.  Placeholder.  Is that the word?  Book Place Holder.  ANYWAY it's an index card from my Spring 2017 Environmental Science class.  Ya were allowed to bring one index card of notes for each test.  This one is PACKED and I mean PACKED with environmental science definitions and stuff.  TINY LITTLE TYPE.  Must have taken me FOREVER to write.  Anyway sure I'll read some of those tiny facts during scheduled BREAKS from reading books.  Give myself a nice little vacation!  Ugh.  I'm done now though.  That's good!  See ya tomorrow!

-9:55 P.M.

Thursday, September 29, 2022

That Doesn't Make Sense

    Hello friends.  About 25 minutes ahead of schedule.  Took walk about 2 hours ahead of schedule.  Then had bloodwork done and crap.  Got my mom some cigarettes and myself two quest bars!  Both flavors I've had once before but I think I'll enjoy them again!  Had delicious BALANCED Breakfast this morning after a reasonable amount of NightMIght snacks.  Had UNSCHEDULED snack just now.  Small iced cream sandwich!  Possible I skip SCHEDULED Pre-lunch snack in 3 and a half hours.  Or I have a slightly smaller one!  I don't have a problem with that!  YOU probably do but that's YOUR problem.  YES, EXACTLY!  Hmm.  They checked my weight and I chose not to look.  HOWEVER when they tape-measured my waist they gave SOME sort of WELL sound.  No WOW persay.  Not Wmmmhph.  I heard a, "W," and it was a sound of bemusement.  Not sure what to make of that.  Doesn't really matter I guess.  Sounds like it matters A LOT.  But on the other hand hey what else is going on and crap.  Checked 5 38 before bloodwork AND just again now.  NOT TERRIBLE RESULTS.  Now let's not check for a while.  I dunno how long a while.  I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
   I think I saw one of the top crazy Republican Lady Congress Person is getting a divorce!  GREAT!  I assume it will make them unhappy and their life worse.  NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.  It would probably work out for them in the end because if they're getting divorced I'm sure they thought it through hat it's what's best.  I DUNNO.  Maybe it's Best for ONE SIDE and Worst for THE OTHER.  ALRIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKIN' AGAIN.  Look I don't think we'll hold these people legally or even politically responsible for their crimes and misdeeds so if they're having A Rough Go Of It In General YA TAKE WINS WHERE YOU CAN GET 'EM.  Hmm.  Maybe my weight as so low that ANY sort of Waist measurement would be surprising.  I'd take Low Weight with Slightly More Than Expected Waist Measurement.  LOOK waist measurement is more or less WHAT I'M CONCERNED ABOUT.  A PROTRUDING BELLY.  But BACK UP thing I care about is FACE.  Ya know what?  Face might be first.  What's going on and crap.
   Third paragraph!  Guess I'm having delicious Chocolate Chip Pancakes for lunch and Steak * Stuffed Mushroom Featuring Half A Baked Potato for dinner.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is Extra Virgin Olive Oil Day, NATIONAL CHEWING GUM DAY, and National Hot Mulled Cidar Day.  FIRST THINGS FIRST Their Emphasis for Chewing Gum Day not mine.  SECOND THINGS SECOND what's EXTRA Virgin.  Either you're a virgin or you're not.  How can you be EXTRA virgin.  Either in terms of sexuality or in terms of Olive Oil.  Hmm. IT MIGHT HELP if I knew was Just Virgin Olive Oil means.  Lemme LTURQ.  Different levels of acidity.  That's what makes EXTRA virgin compared to just Virgin.  Also BOTH are COLD PRESSED as opposed to regular olive oil.  Do I know what cold pressed is?  We can only assume YES I DO.  Hmm.  Hot mulled cider?  Sounds Disgusting!  Chewing gum?  I'M ALL ABOUT Chewing Gum.  Well I'm sure there's more people into chewing gum than I am.  But I chew it IN PRACTICE up there with the best of em.  I bet I chew gum more than 92.5% of people and I GET MORE PLEASURE/FUN/JOY OUT OF CHEWING GUM than 85% of people.  RELATED criteria but no a complete overlap.
   Fourth paragraph! OH NO I checked 538 and one of six Projection Models THE DEMS LOST A POINT.  The dems lost a point?  HOPEFULLY THEY CAN FIND A NEW ONE.  I know for a while Their Point was Protecting Abortion Rights.  GOOD POINT.  Don't lose that one.  Maybe there's other points you can lose but THAT ONE IS A WINNER.  Hmm.  I like the idea of Women saving us this year at the ballot box because of Abortion.  GREAT!  Looks like my work here is done.  Balls in your court ladies!  GOOD LUCK, REALLY PULLIN' FOR YA!  Then again I'M an ALLY.  More or less!  I'm not explicitly an ENEMY.  I guess IN PRACTICE I'm a neutral but WE COULD BE ALLIES IF YOU JUST GET TO KNOW ME.  Either way gotta be something short white Jewish guys can TURN OUT for midterms this year to Pull Our Weight.  Hmm.  What's an issue that pertains to my demographics groups.  OH I KNOW PROTECTING DEMOCRACY.  Short white guys LOVE Competent Democracy more than ANYONE.  Gotta turn out this year to vote for DEMOCRACY believing candidates (THE DEMS) over Budding Autocrats.  YEAH.  LET'S DO IT.
   Fifth paragraph.  Think I've talked about relying on The Ladies to win Midterms.  It's IMPORTANT.  If I don't bring it up every now and again I'M NOT DOING MY JOB by reminding people that IT'S NOT MY JOB to win the midterms it's ALL THE LADIES' JOBS.  Anyway.  Gettin' some coffee after his paragraph.  Had the thought that I could have a few bitesworth of Chocolate Chip Pancake as small pre-lunch snack and just have the lunch slightly smaller.  Look I think one or two bites would be reasonable in having Lunch Good Enough.  But if we're talking 4-6 bites Suddenly my lunch isn't looking so Hearty.  SO that's something to worry about.  HMM.  Think I'm gonna make Super Market made MINI BROWNIES for upcoming delivery.  I LOVE The Small Very Hearty Brownie for a breakfast.  But it's a bit too big!  FOUR mini brownies is just about right for a big but WITHIN RANGE breakfast.  Not sure how small they're gonna be.  PRETTY SMALL I'M SURE.  But FOUR of em is probably worthwhile as a breakfast!  COFFEE TIME.
   GREAT.  Waist Tape Measurement elicits some sort of WHmm sound.  THERE GOES MY DAY.  Ruined!  Hmm.  Anyway.  Too bad I can't be a Financial Speculator.  Didn't go to school for it.  I feel like that'd make everyone happy if that's what I was.  I Speculate about OTHER things.  And I LIVE IN A WORLD where FINAICNES are relevant.  So that's halfway there I guess.  DANGIT I checked 538 and the DEMS lost about FOUR OR EVEN FIVE points across the 6 projections.  THAT'S IT I'M DONE FOR THE DAY.  Maybe there will be Good News today NOT in polling from the last few days.  Good REGULAR news.  Good POLITICAL news.  Possibly both.  Hmm.  Gettin' close to October.  Why I remember when it was BUT THE BEGINNING OF SEPTEMBER.  Literally hardly more than 4 weeks ago.  Anyway October 1 is Oh I Don't Know SATURDAY. Grat.  Maybe by then 538 GOT SOME BETTER KNEWS FOR ME.  What else.  Got plenty of Bonus Time today but not to take an extra walk.  So which period between walks am I adding bonus time to.  Hmm.  Gonna have to think about that.
   Seventh paragraph!  If I have 2 small DayTime Snacks that makes up for the Bonus Snack.  We're talkin like 4 Vanilla Wafer cookies coming up in Oh I Don't Know THREE HOURS.  And then a small Fiber Brownie Chocolate Chip Cookie Flavored in Oh I Don't Know SEVEN AND A HALF hours.  HALFWAY through SEVENTH paragraph.  Not the same as seven and a half paragraphs.  An entire paragraph difference!  The good news is I dunno whatever.  No Mets game today.  Great.  I think next Tales In The Crypt I have is King Of The Road.  Lemme LTURQ just to be extra sure.  YEP ACCURATE AS ALL HELL.  So that's good.  Mini brownies come in twelves.  That means I can have 2 breakfasts of 4 each and then WILDCARD FOUR as either snacks or Mom had em or maybe a SandwichSide.  Or just have 3 breakfast sof 4.  I DUNNO.  A single one would be a high quality NightMight snack.  Don't WANT all that for NightMight.  But I can see myself getting a kick out of that!  Which isn't always the case in NightMight.  Usually I'm too asleep to enjoy what I'm eating!
   Eighth paragraph.  Whmm.  Gonna re-up with some Cinnamon Toast Eggos.  The one that are split into MORE OR LESS QUADRANTS.  Also goes without saying NO Cinnamon Toast Crunch for cereal.  That'd be repetative!  Also I'm not, "Into," buying the CTC Cereal because I always end up eating it all day.  SAFER to stick 100% to Frosted Flakes.  PLUS now I can have balanced breakfast with Cinnamon Toast Eggos.  ALSO Cinnamon Toast Eggo and Cinnamon Toast Crunch isn't some CROSSOVER flavor.  I think it's a COINCIDENCE they both go by Cinnamon Toast.  Well not that big a coincidence.  They both imply the same flavor more or less.  The Cinnamon Toast Flavor.  Anyway THIS IS IMPORTANT STUFF.  Also I got A SHIT TON OF EGG WHITE.  Got it as a side with Chocolate Chip Pancake.  I THINK THIS CONFUSED THEM.  Normally CCP would be a one-off thing.  Regular pancakes can come with egg whites.  But CHOCOLATE seems weird.  Anyway they gave me like 1.5 or 2x the amount I normally get.  Still dividing it into threes.  Just a VERY HEARTY portion each time.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Great.  Still listening to ALT CNTRL playlist.  Won't finish it before tomorrow when they update it!  DANGIT.  That ruins everything.  Anyway.  Better check 538 more until the Democrats make up some ground from The Last Time I Checked.  What if they lose more ground.  I don't even wanna THINK about it. Could try French Toast Style/Flavor Eggos.  Not sure I wanna risk it.  Then again WHAT IF IT'S GOOD.  I dunno.  More in the mood for waffle eggos for balanced breakfasts than French Toast Eggos.  YEAH.  This is important stuff.  IT MAKES THE TIME GO BY.  For me and/or you.  Sounds important to me!  Is Warnock/Walker debate gonna be available live on the internet to Me.  I feel like that's an important debate to see.  WARNOCK GOTTA WIN THIS RACE IT'S IMPORTANT.  Also WALKER MIGHT SAY SOME WEIRD THINGS to make us laugh IT'S IMPORTANT.  Looks like debate is on October 14th.  SOUNDS LIKE IN ABOUT TWO WEEKS FROM TOMORROW I'D VENTURE TO GUESS.  Yep nailed.  No info on whether it'll be available to ME.  Live.  Gotta imagine at some point I can watch CLIPS at least.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Delightful.  What if I did some exiting stuff with Bonus Time today.  Like play a video game!  Either CALL OF DUTY or GUITARSMITH or Since GuitarSmith isn't a real game ROCKSMITH.  Ugh.  It's such a good idea that it just might not work!  Oh well.  I SHOULD set a pact with myself.  Play Rocksmith just a little bit.  And maybe work my way up to playing it more.  What should I Pact with myself for now.  NO PACT NOW.  Don't wanna commit at all as of now.  So that's good.  Is it DANGEROUS to have video games help you learn things like playing instruments.  That would just REWIRE THE BRAIN so that you think you're learning something when shooting aliens or warpeopleenemies or something.  Or GRAND THEFT AUTOING CARS.  Now you think oh now I'm good at that.  Guess I should do it in real life?  IT'S RISKY BUSINESS having video games teach you things.  Then again it'd be risky business WITHOUT IT.  If only People who... don't play video games... play video games... then only Bad People With Bad Video Games will know how to play... Bad Rock Music.  Whmm.  Walk time.  Be back soon!.

Am I Doing This Right

    Hey!  Here we go with Act II.  I theoretically got an hour and fifteen minutes to write these 5 paragraphs.  It's not THEORETICAL.  I DO have that precise amount of time.  Maybe a couple minutes more.  But the IN THEORY part comes into play because it will take me half of that.  Anyway.  I MUST check 538.  I MUST SEE DEMOCRATS MAKE IT BACK UP TO 70% CHANCE TO HOLD THE SENATE IN THE PREMIUM COMPREHENSIVE SENATE ESTIMATION PROGRESSION.  Get back up fro 69.  Of course I run the risk of seeing a 68%.  I dunno.  I gotta take that chance!  GOD DANGIT THEY'RE DOWN TO 68.  House projection looking decent though.  Anyway.  Let's roll them dice again soon to see if they get back up to 69%!  Wonderful!  Possible I have a 40 calorie fudgesicle as one of two upcoming snacks.  Making up mostly for Small Iced Cream Sandwich Bonus Snack I had earlier.  Maybe THREE Vanilla Wafer cookies instead of four.  It makes a difference of 17.5 calories.  If you'll crunch the numbers along with me you could estimate how many calories a single vanilla wafer cookies.  Have un with that puzzle!
   Four paragraphs to go for daytime day.  Figure I'll take a walk after this act.  Gt back from it around 30-45 minutes earlier than usual.  Hmm.  RIGHT NOW lookin' like I'll try the Lucky Charms breafkast bars.  Pretty sure it's in the same spirit as golden graham bar which was delicious.  And cinnamon toast crunch bar which were solidly good.  Frosted Flakes bars were crap.  Anyway.  Think I'm gonna ROLL THEM DICE and put upcoming Chocolate Chip Pancake Lunch (CCPL) in oven roughly 5 more minutes than I should.  25 minutes would probably be good?  30 Minutes I SAY.  I can't let JUST BARELY LESS THAN 1/3rd CHANCE Republicans control both chambers after Upcoming Election ruin my day.  Might ruin my next TWO YEARS and/or A LOT MORE depending on just how terrible they are in consolidating power indefinitely and my guess is they'd be pretty terrible at doing that.  I mean, decent at doing that.  Pretty good at doing terrible things.  But TODAY is Free To Be A Six Out Of Ten.  Hmm.
   Three paragraphs to go.  What's the next The Simpsons episode I got.  I think the last one I watched was Bart's Dog Gets An F.  Let's see.  First guess off the top of my head would be Bart's Dog Gets A G.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh.  Old Money.  Turns out I watched that last night too.  I'm SURE I didn't watch the one after that one, though!  WHICH IS... Brush With Greatness.  I know this episode!  Wasn't sure which it'd be based on the title alone.  But skimming the first few sentences of Wikipedia Page OH RIGHT I KNOW THIS EPISODE BACKWARDS AND/or FORWARDS.  Well.  Just or.  Either know it Forwards OR Backwards.  Not sure which.  Definitely not both, though!  Anyway.  Turns out I had very little ALT CNTRL to finish!  Finished it already on just 2nd walk of the day.  Don't wanna get started on a new playlist now just to have it Re-Calibrated tomorrow.  But that's A LOT of walk I got today just to listen to Personal Choice Track By Track.  Listen to some ALBUMS I guess.  Listening to Weezer Autumn for the second time as of now.  PROBABLY SOME OTHER NEW ALBUM NEXT.
   Penultimate paragraph of Daytime Day!  Delightful.  I saw Texas shut down a voting site on Campus of One Of Them Main Texas Schools.  It's legal for them to do it though because LEGALLY It's Legal For Them To Do Whatever They Can Get Away With.  If people don't like it they can vo.. OH NEVERMIND.  Hmm.  Texas A & M University in College Stations.  LARGEST Campus in the state.  Gotta imagine that's not very fair at all.  Hmm.  It may just be closed for EARLY Voting.  Oh well that's okay then.  They're only partially denying and/or obstructing the rights for people to vote.  GRAND COMPROMISE!  We can find common ground.  One sides thinks people should be able to vote at the same ability Regardless of their Demographic  splits and presumed macro-voting preferences, and another side thinks some people SHOULDN'T be able to vote as easily as others.  THIS ONE IS EASY, just deny the problem group PARTIALLY.  Shake hands!  Both sides win!  Also possible this ISN'T just for early voting.  LIKE I SAID OH OK IN THAT CASE IT'S NOT QUITE A FAIR COMPROMISE.  MOVING ON!  HURRICANE IAN?  WHAT'S THIS HURRICANE'S PRONOUNS.
   Sorry.  Oh well what can ya do.  Write one more paragraph or somethin' I guess.  Amazing!  Hmm.  Guess I'll take a shower right when I get back from upcoming walk.  Gonna be about thirty-fourty minutes ahead of schedule by the time DayTime Day starts.  SO that's good.  I can use that time to I Dunno Do Something Or Something I Guess I Don't Have All The Details.  HEY GREAT NEWS my temperature is 98.2.  As of a few hours ago.  Lemme see HOW good that is.  LMLTURQ.  Between 97 and 99 is healthy.  For some reason as a kid I always thought it had to be AN EXACT DEGREE to be healthy.  97.8?  98.7?  Either way wonder where I got that idea.  Lemme LTURQ.  Average body temperature is 98.6.  INTERESTING.  VERY interesting.  I feel like so far, 1.75 or so seasons into The Simpsons, the relationship between Homer and his father, "Grandpa Simpson," is PROGRESSING CHRONOLOGICALLY.  One side mini-plot point in one episode develops their relationship INTO THE NEXT time they interact several episodes later.  IT COULD JUST BE IN MY HEAD.  It's SO SLIGHT you wouldn't even notice.  Unless you're me.  Which I guess you'd notice!  Cause I did!  Probably 50% just in my head, 37.5% inadvertent but just happened through the natural course of things, and 12.5% THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING developing this relationship from episode to episode.  AMAZING.  I'll be back tonight.

i have no words

    Hello friends!  Just had delicious Over 1/3rd of Steak * Stuffed Mushroom Dinner.  Steak portion significantly more than first two times around.  We're talkin I think tonight's steak was over 40% of the entire steak.  With the last 2 times HALF OF WHAT WAS LEFTED OVER and Equal To Each Other.  Stuffed mushroom seemed more puffed up with more crab meat too.  I dunno how that works.  Poured a ton of salt on baked potato for some reason.  Probably like 80% of the salt FOR ENTIRE THREE MEALS just for tonight's half a potato.  Anyway I will have Cherry Lollipop going VERY SOON.  Decided to save it for a paragraph or so.  STILL DIGESTING BONUS STEAK LEFT OVER EM UPS.  Been checking 5 38 all day.  NO UPDATE IN TWO AND A HALF HOURS.  Delightful.  I like the part where the Democrats chances at keeping the house and/or senate haven't PLUMMETED.  Maybe PLUMBETTED.  Sounds reasonable they have plumbeddeted. 
   Hmm.  Lucky Charms Bar went Out Of Stock.  Right now NOT in the order for tomorrow.  CHANCE IT BECOMES IN STOCK.  Gotta keep refreshing that even more often than I'm refreshing 538.  So, what, three times a minute instead of only two?  Sounds Reasonable.  Sounds Reasonamble.  What kinda music did I listen to today.  Went through the latest Wilco album again.  First time in Oh I Don't know 6-10 weeks.  LOVED IT.  I get a kick out of it this time MORE THAN EVER.  Anyway I could re-up with Golden Graham bar but I DON'T HAVE ANY NEED TO.  I have 4-6 or so bars left over from last time.  That should last me a week at least which is GENERALLY more or less how long it is until I re-up with Amazon Fresh.  YEAH.  YEAH.  Maybe I want a chocolate lollipop coming up.  NO CHERRY IS TEH WAY TO GO.  Everyone knows that.  It's a NO BRAINER.  You ask any five year old on the street what's the best lollipop to go with for tonight they'll tell ya cherry.  THEN THEY'LL ASK FOR A PLACE TO SLEEP.  Five year old alone on the street is in DESPERATE NEED OF A CAREGIVER.  I CAN'T DO IT I don't have the right Papers and whatknot.  It'd be illegal for me to take a five year old in AS IS!
   Oh well.  Guess I gotta get my papers updated.  Makes sense.  Also if I was a 5 Year Old on the street my first question wouldn't be for a place to sleep.  My first question would be WHAT'S THIS LOLLIPOP BULLSHIT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT.  SAY, YOU GOT A LOLLIPOP FOR ME?  HOOK A BROTHER UP.  ALSO WE'RE BROTHERS.  IN CASE YOU NEEDED ANY MORE INCENTIVE TO GIVE ME SUCKING CANDY.  Sounds about right.  Hmm.  Made progress in both Tales In The Crypt and The Simpsons.  I liked the parts where it makes ya Laugh and it makes ya Think.  Anyway gonna start lollipop now.  Ugh.  I think'll flip a coin.  BOTTOM (Tails) is cherry.  TOP (Head) is chocolate.  NOW ALL I NEED IS A COIN.  Oh well what can ya do.  Maybe I can Pick A Card.  HEARTS AND DIAMONDS are cherry. CLUBS AND SPADES are chocolate.  Hmm.  Do I have any cards anywhere.  Nope I don't see any cards.  How the Hell am I ever gonna have ANY lollipop at this rate!  DANGIT.  OH I found a dime.  AND A NICKEL.  Okay If I flip the dime it's cherry and if I flip the nickel it's chocolate.  Okay I just picked up the nickel getting ready to flip it.  Close enough!  I'M CALLING IT!  GONNA HAVE CHOCOLATE LOLLIPOP.
   Halfway through Act III Part I.  Maybe I should try Fruit Loops Bar.  Right now I'm leaning towards NO.  But later on I may lean towards YES.  And if I lean towards YES enough I might commit to adding it to the cart, after witch NO MORE LEANING EITHER WAY.  WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.  So I gotta be careful.  Make REAL SURE that I'm Leaning Strongly Enough I'm Comfortable With a Final Commitment.  Anyway.  Delicious chocolate lollipop.  I don't hate it!  Maybe have Special Cookies * Cream Quest bar for upcoming snack.  I'd LIKE to have a golden graham bar which is lower in calories TO MAKE UP FOR BONUS STEAK.. and puffed up crab meat. ... AND SALT.  LOTTA SALT.  You get the idea.  Anyway what kinda great idea I got for lunch tomorrow.  Chicken Ceasar Salad, turkey meat loaf with health spaghetti, or kids chicken parm.  MOST LIKELY one of them.  HEY OR PASTRAMI SANDWICH.  Spoiler alert I'M GETTING PASTRAMI SANDWICH MEAT.  I call it, "PASTRAMI."  Past Rami.  Rami Melek.  Hmm all the pieces are starting to come together.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I!  No Mets game or anything tonight.  Well plenty of OR ANYTHINGS.  There's literally DOZENS of things to do tonight.  DOZENS OF WHICH ARE WATCHING TV THINGS.  Sub-dozens.  First dozens is MacroDozens.  Then TV Dozens is MicroDozens.  Oh okay I see.  Still got delicious lollipop going on.  Still delicious!  Hmm.  Tomorrow I get to start BRAND NEW Music Playlist.  Same playlist but BRAND NEW ORDER OF SONGS.  Mostly the same songs in the same order but PROBABLY 20% SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT.  WOW!  Hopefully get up early tomorrow.  Take a walk before Time Period Super Market supposed to arrive.  If I get up early enough for that then I should also have no problem fitting in normal Acts I and II.  And probably normal amount of walks on normal enough schedule!  Unless I'm waiting a Long Time for Super Market.  Also TWO super markets tomorrow.  FRESH Direct between 10 and 12.  Amazon Fresh between 3 and 5.  WHICH Of those numbers are A.M. and which are P.M.?  Your guess is as good as mine!
   My guess is GREAT.  I know 100% for sure what the right answer is.  YOUR GUESS would almost definitely be as good because you can reasonably assess the Almost Surely Accurate Numbers based on the information already given to you.  So that's good.  We're on the same page and whatknot And That Can't Be Bad!  Gonna crunch into lollipop now.  Hmm.  Maybe I have more lollipop with Act II instead of Regular Super Snack.  IT'S FUN because WHY KNOT.  Hmm.  Delicious.  HEY just saw an iced cream sandwich wrapper in my garbage while throwing out Bare Lollipop Stick.  Maybe I'd like some delicious Iced Cream Treat as upcoming snack.  Probably a Iced Cream CONE.  Good one!  PREMADE.  I could have iced cream sandwiches but THOSE ARE GOOD FOR CLASSIC BREAKFASTS.  Iced cream cones MORE ONLY GOOD FOR THESE SORTS OF SNACKS I'M TALKING ABOUT RIGHT NOW.  Wow. That's an Act III Part I.  I don't know how to feel about that.  My guess is Slightly Good That It's Over With.  Oh ok makes sense.  I'll be back in a little bit!

   Hey!  Had delicious Golden Graham Bar just now.  LIKE I SAID, Delicious.  Whose gonna argue with me about it.  I wanna have a Good Spirited Debate.  I HAVE MANY FACTS TO BACK ME UP.  A) I say it's delicious B) WHERE DO YOU GET OFF c) I ATE IT ANYWAY SO WHAT.  You know that sort of thing.  Got beer #2 started.  No reason to even consider going over 2 beers tonight.  Why would I need more than A Single Entire Beer for Last Four Paragraphs.  I wouldn't, that's who!  Oh okay.  Five Thirty Eight hasn't been updated in AN HOUR.  It says it was updated 64 minutes ago (No Spoilers as to what time it is exactly right now!) BUT the webpage doesn't ACTUALLY update until it's 5 or 10 minutes later.  FOR EXAMPLE if you're refreshing every 6 seconds the moment you see an update it will say UPDATED FIVE MINUTES AGO.  IT'S A BIG SCANDAL AND I'M JUST BEGINNING TO BLOW THE DOORS OFF OF IT.  Hmm.  Probably would prefer Chocolate Iced Cream Bar coming up BUT based on what I'm re-upping with tomorrow A LOT MORE SAFE to have a Mint Chocolate Chip.  FOR BALANCE'S SAKE.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  What am I doing after this.  Presumably watch a single Tales In The Crypt.  Just watched Split Second.  What's next.  Is it STRUNG ALONG?  That might not be until NEXT SEASON ALTOGETHER.  Hmm.  Could it be House Of Horror?  I don't think that's for another 2 or 3 episodes.  Lemme LTURQ.  OH IT IS Strung Along.  And it's HOUSE OF HORROR that's not for another season.  Anyway DELIGHTFUL.  Hmm.  Getting close to being done with the entry.  I like the part where I finally get some REST.  Let's see what other kinda bullshit can I say to get this over with.  What if my primary goal was to write things that were entertaining.  That sounds too dumb.  Entertaining could mean ANYTHING.  Gonna have to be more specific.  How about, "Good."  Goal is to write things that are, "Good."  Sounds too Pie-In-The-Sky to me.  Well sure if I could do something GOOD obviously I WOULD.  IN FANTASY LAND.  Ugh.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Yeah!  Should be exciting to see how great these mini-brownies I'm getting are.  My guess is NOT GREAT.  They'll be so Bite Size that I'd be JUSTIFIED in ANGRILY writing a letter to someone about it.  You mean writing an angry letter.  NO I MEAN WRITING A REGULAR LETTER UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF ANGER.  What's so hard to understand about that.  The point is FOUR OF TEM GOTTA BE SATISFYING SOMEHOW.  I don't care HOW bite sized they are.  Also What's The Deal with bitesize things.  MORE OFTEN THAN NOT Bite Size means LIKE A THIRD OF A BITE SIZE.  I ain't tellin' tales out of school!  BITE SIZE IS FRACTION OF BITE SIZE.  TIME TO GET ANGRY so I can write a letter appropriately.  Well that's great just great.  What else do I got going on for me.  I guess I'll enjoy Strung Along.  Not like I have a choice.  I can choose to Not Enjoy It.  Hmm gonna have to think about that one.  NO I DON'T.  WHY WOULD I CHOOSE NOT TO ENJOY IT.  Because I'M AN IDIOT HOW DOES THAT FIT YA.
    Last paragraph!  Great.  Ended up with enough soda to get me through the week.  I TINK if I had ZERO cups (or "GLASSES") of water this week I MAY have just not had enough barely.  But it woulda been close!  The point is I drunk A LOT of water ultimately for no good reason!  So that's not great but at least it was a learning experience.  I learnt that I Went Through That Experience.  Ah. Like history class.  I see.  Well that's great just great.  I'm so close to being done here but I AM NOT DONE HERE.  HARDLY SEEMS FAIR.  I don't remember signing up for this!  Then again I must have otherwise WE WOULDN'T BE IN THIS predicament.  Any exciting SNACK I'm re-upping with tomorrow that I could Excitedly have.  OH.  I could have a mini-brownie as a snack OR two mini brownies as a Special Dessert Snack.  HMM.  That's about it.  Nothin else exciting and/or knew.  Hmm.  Probably should have a Balanced Breakfast tomorrow but I'm not gonna lie-- I'd love a classic breakfast most likely and YA KNOW WHAT MAYBE I GIVE MYSELF THAT OPPORTUNITY TO HAVE ONE.  YEAH.  ENTRY IS OVER!!  I'll see ya tomorrow.  Or the next day.  At least Some point for sure definitely.

-9:54 P.M.
  

Wednesday, September 28, 2022

So Much For That

    Hey!  About twuenty minutes behind schedule today.  I'll take all normal walks!  Possibly be a paragraph or two down in Act II.  Which I either make up after my shower and add on to Act II OR I just write an extra paragraph or two during NightTime Act III!  Amazing!  Had delicious Classic Breakfast today.  Even though I should definitely be getting started on egg whites for balanced breakfast.  At least I had a good time doing Classic Breakfast.  Hmm.  Had a reasonable amount of NightMight snacking I think.  More or less small enough that it's what I ALLOT me to have.  HEY checked Five Thirty Eight and between 3 Senate projections and 3 house projections Democrats gained like 2-6 Net Percentage Points.  NOT TOO SHABBY!  Anway.  Let's not check that again until At Least Act II!  So that's good, too!  Probably have Chocolate Chip Pancake for lunch today (CCP 4 L)  Pizza for dinner (P4D).  Ugh.  Mets and Division Rival Atlanta Braves are tied for first place in division with seven games to go each!  Baseball Reference has Braves at 70% chance to win division.  WHAT THE HELL.  I'd like to see some 538/Baseball-Reference Cross over enterprise.  Not really.
   Hmm.  Wearing nice button down shirt today.  Sucks!  Gotta button it down and then button it up between walks.  I can't be doing sit-up/push-ups with this shirt on!  IF ANY shirt must be preserved without tearing it's this one!  Probably cost UPWARDS OF I DUNNO 25 Dollars?  How much do shirts cost.  That's an interesting philosophical conundrum that no one will ever know.  Hmm.  Finished What's Cookin' last night.  Also I realized I made an even bigger mistake than skipping Beauty Rest.  I accidentally watched NEXT season Episode 5. (Beauty Rest was this season Episode 5).  So basically I replaced one episode I should have watched with another episode I shouldn't have watched!  I don't think I'm gonna be arrested or anything.  Police have bigger fish to fry.  Like innocent black people.  Probably latino people too to be fair.  Maybe YOUTHS in general.  Hmm.  Kinda turns out Police aren't great.  I dunno about Defund the police but how about De-FUN The Police. Police have fun abusing them authority.  Make it less fun to abuse authority and suddenly we're making progress!
   Hmm.  How much time do I ideally have to write next 8 paragraphs.  An hour would hit the spot.  That'd get me into relatively comfortable likely time I could fit in all paragraphs for Act II.  Still a BIT of crunch time in that scenario.  But NOT BAD.  So that's GOOD.  I saw upcoming hurricane gonna wreak havoc potentially during HIGH STAKES Mets Series in Atlanta Georgia this weekend.  OH NO.  High Stakes!  INTERRUPTED.  DANGIT checked 538 again.  There WAS an update.  Democrats lost one point in Premium Senate estimate but GAINED a point in Premium House estimate.  UGH.  Let's not do that for a while I feel.  Hmm.  Looks like I got up on time today.  All the walks.  Enough of the paragraphs.  It's all gonna be good.  And what do I have in store for DaytimeDay.  Probably get into some The Simpsons.  Only watched one of 'em yesterday.  Today I can watch THREE.  FIVE EVEN.  So that's good.  Pete Alonso hit 40th homerun yesterday.  I'm excited for him.  A couple of weeks ago he was still at like 33 or 34 and I was thinking WOULDN'T IT BE NICE if he somehow got to 40.  He's need to go on a Tear though!  AND HE DID.  Very nice for him.  He's being overshadowed by Aaron Judge in The New York but HE'S NO SLOUCH when it comes to Powerful Numbers.
   Hey!  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... International Happy Goose Day and National Biscotti Day.  What the HELL is a Happy Goose.  I don't think it's just National Eat Some Goose Day But Makes Sure Goose Was Happy As His Last Emotion.  Lemme LTURQ.  Just some sort of LEGIT holiday.  To eat geese I guess.  Initially to celebrate Arch Angel Michael.  But then turned out to correspond with RENT DAY in Medieval England.  Geese were a kind of form of payment.  Wait.  Are peasants GETTING the geese as payment or GIVING the geese as pavement.  I think they're GIVING the goose as payment.  So who celebrates this holiday.  LANDLORDS?  Landlordcentric holiday!  Go figure.  Anyway what's goose meat called.  Must have had it.  I don't remember having explicitly ate GOOSE.  But if you gimme another name for the meat it might ring a bell!  Nope.  Nothin.  Don't think I've eaten Goose!  Better become a landlord AND SOON.
   Bisccotti.  Thems the crunchy, often semi-circle cookies, right?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  Internet says OBLONG.  I'm sticking with semi-circle.  Lemme LURQ what Oblong REALLY means.  Looks like Oblong is right.  Kinda figured they'd be accurate.  Kinda looks like semi circle too though.  ANyway DELICIOUS.  I'd eat some biscotti.  I'd eat lots of oblongs!  So that's good!  Anyway.  Almost halfway through Act I!  Ideally write the rest in about fourty five minutes.  An extra five minutes wouldn't be so bad though either!  Anyway that's EMINENTLY Doable.  Also reasonably Undoable.  I dunno!  If I'm not refreshing FiveThirty Eight 300 times over the next 45 minutes that'll help a bit.  Anyway.  Got diet coke going on! WHY NOT treat myself.  At what point in my life did I start drinking SO MUCH soda.  I definitely drank A LOT of soda my entire life going back to as a kid.  But I doubt my parents were letting me drink 3 2 liter bottles a day.  HMM.  Guess we'll never know.  Just one of those things.  What else.  Probably 2/3rds chance I have CCP for lunch.  1/3rd Veggie Burgers.  GREAT.  Coffee time.
   Back around to Alt Cntrl playlist this morning!  Good stuff.  Hmm maybe I can have an Egg White centric lunch.  NAH.  Got 2 lunches before I re-up with supermarket.  Already got 2 fresh lunches I gotta have.  The ones I mentioned a few sentences ago!  YOU REMEMBER DON'T YOU.  I hope so.  I remember.  And I guess that's what counts!  Hmm.  Next episode of The Simpsons is Bart's Dog Gets An F.  Wow.  Already 16th episode into Season II. 29th overall!  I didn't realize I was that deep into it already!  Go figure.  Each episode is, what, 22 or 23 minutes?  Opening credits gotta be like five minutes.  Closing credits are another 10 minutes.  Oh okay now it makes sense.  Good.  HEY Chucky Season II starts a week from tonight.  I like that show.  Feels like a long time since I watched the first season.  However it was A MERE FOUR SEASONS ago.  We're talkin LAST Autumn.  I WONDER HOW MANY EPISODES SEASON II will be.  Maybe I should also check how many episodes Season I was.  FOR CONTEXT.  My guess is eight or ten.  Lets see.  YEP 8 Episodes.  That was totally my first guess!  In REAL LIFE and in Listing Them In The Online Sentence.  So that's GREAT stuff I guess.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Fourty minutes to do them Ideally.  Hmm.  Thirty Five minutes would actually be better.  And still be reasonable.  So let's aim for that.  Then again it might take me twenty minutes to button up my short.  DANGIT.  Guess I'll have to not button up my shirt.  I'm wearing a sweatshirt jacket over it anyway!  NO ONE WILL KNOW.  Hmm.  Let's see.  Have I covered all UpKeep information.  Still gotta get up early tomorrow for Bloodwork.  Maybe use that in my favor and get a head start of the day.  Might wanna get up even earlier to fit in walk beforehand.  Most likely I can take my first walk after getting back from bloodwork and do things more or less on schedule.  POSSIBLE I'm waiting around for bloodwork for a long time though!  MUCKING THINGS UP potentially.  Probably just hope for the best.  Makes sense.  Even if things are Mucked Up Potentially I'll figure out a way to make it work!
   Eighth paragraph.  Delightful.  Gotta add stuff to Super Market cart today.  For delivery that's coming on Friday.  Which is TWO days away.  If you'll crunch the numbers along with me you'll see that math is accurate.  I THINK.  I guess I could be wrong.  People are wrong sometimes!  PART OF MATHLIFE.  Hmm.  What kinda delicious snack do I have coming up before lunch.  In about 2.5 hours.  That's a tough one.  Dependable Granola bar I've been having relatively often lately.  Small iced cream sandwich, same dead.  KETO BAR Brownie maybe.  But I dunno if I'm in the mood for that!  Maybe some sort of Protein One bar that I haven't had in a long time.  For weeks UP TO MONTHS it just wasn't  in stock so I didn't have any available!  Then I re-upped with em last week.  ABOUT TIME I TRIED ONE OF THEM SUCKERS AGAIN.  It's one of the deals where it tastes like a chocolate bar!  But Kinda small.  NOT TOO SMALL.  But maybe I don't WANT a Kinda A Chocolate Bar right now.  Ever think of THAT Brainiac?  Probably not, didn't give you enough time to consider it.
   Penultimate paragraph!  SO MUCH TIME today.  Not gonna be much crunchtime at all it turns out!  Good stuff.  Anyway.  Just took a klonopin.  VAGUELY felt like I'd benefit from one!  Also, I got a complete refill last month and have only taken them 2-3 times!  And Doctor decided to give me a re-up again this week!  POWER OF SUGGESTION.  Hey I got all these klonopin.  Let's make use of them and whatknot!  Not sure if that's the power of suggestion.  Power of SOMETHIN' I guess.  Is the goose you're giving your landlord you're ONE AND ONLY goose?  Or do you get to feed your family geese once a year as well or something.  Maybe several times a year.  I dunno Your Geese, Your Problem.  Anyway Landlords gotta be tired of geese at this point?  Everyone pays with a geese, sounds like they got A SHITLOAD OF GEESE and NOT MUCH ELSE.  Hmm.  I'm sure it works out for them somehow!  Otherwise the system wouldn't work as well as it did!  Go figure.
   Last paragraph before Walk!  So much time!  Hmm.  In The Simpsons is there a way to tell Patty from Selma without context from dialogue and plot.  Just based on how they look and/or how they sound.  That's a tough one.  Off the top of my head I DON'T THINK so.  But it's very possible they snuck in some difference or two that is barely noticeable to the naked eye.  Or ear.  Or BOTH ears. Or BOTH EYES.  Either way which one is the gay one.  Hmm.  I'm gonna guess PATTY.  Solid 2/3rds chance I'm right I feel.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP I WAS RIGHT.  Anyway.  Good for her.  Good for THEM.  Good for EVERYONE EVEN REMOTELY involved.  I saw MOLEMAN make his first appearance in The Simpsons an episode or two ago.  One with Patty and Selma and Principal Skinner as a love interest to ONE OR BOTH (No Spoilers).  Let's see.  Season II Episode 14.  Or the 27th episode overall.  MOLEMAN MAKES HIMSELF KNOWN.  Not bad!  Also he interacts with SELMA I think.  Which comes up again in a LATER episode.  I don't think they ever reference that they already have a relationship though.  Maybe they don't remember each other.  I dunno you don't forget a person like Moleman.  Or Selma I guess.  I DIDN'T FORGET HER at least.  Hmm.  Walk time!  Be back soon!

At Least There's This

    Hello friends!  Great news Got probably MORE than enough soda to last me 2 days before re-upping.  We're talking three full bottles of Diet Coke, one bottle of Diet Root, and one Bottle of Diet Sprite in CABINETS.  And one bottle of each of those in the fridge at least 2/3rds full.  2 days?  Four sodas per day?  EASY.  Probably.  Also gotta lean into drinking Diet Coke!  I don't have a problem with that.  Maybe a slight problem.  Maybe a HUGE problem.  Probably not though.  Probably either slight problem or no problem. Anyway.  Got about 55 minutes to comfortably write 4.5 paragraphs now.  Way more than enough!  Leaning towards CCP for lunch.  Which makes Iced Cream Sandwich most logical choice for either pre-lunch snack or post-lunch snack.  NOT AS MUCH CHOCOLATE redundancy.  Well the sandwich part of iced cream sandwich is chocolate.  Yeh, but, ya see, the thing about that is, uhh... HEY Shutter must have updated its Top 101 Spookiest Moments docu-series!  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP  Episode FOUR.  Spookiest moments number 62-50.  WOW.  We're getting THE BEST OF THE BEST that didn't crack the top 50.  Doesn't get much more exciting than that.  UNFORTUNATELY.
   Cool.  S far I HAVE NOT checked 538 in about fourty five minutes or an hour.  Sounds good.  Let's keep it goin'.  New Mets Color Commentator debuted last night.  Jeremy Blevins.  Is his name JERRY and not Jeremy?  We can only speculate YES.  Anway I believe he was Relief Pitcher as recently as 2014-2020.  LEMME LTURQ.  HIS CAREER SPAN FROM 2007-2019!  WOW.  He was on Metropolitans from 2015-2018. ALMOST NAILED IT.  Added one year before and one year after.  I get partial credit.  Which means I GET A THIRD OF A GOOSE.  Hopefully it's the Plopper Part.  Wanna get some Golden Eggs.  Did you know if you cut a chickens head off they run around and give birth for up to 30 minutes.  Better LTURQ.  Not the JOKE part of it.  The REAL part of it.  Looks like world record is a chicken lived without a head for 18 months.  BUT HOW WILL IT DO THINKING AND CONSCIOUSNESS.  Probably WON'T I guess.  Oh well.  THEIR PROBLEM not mine.  Amazing.  Buttin' down and up shirt ain't so bad.  I think there's a total of 6-7 buttons of which I'm supposed to button 5-6.  YEAH.
   What else is going on.  Looking forward to Simpsons for today.  Good to look forward to something.  I don't wanna look PAST at something.  PAST AIN'T THAT GREAT per my understanding.  Maybe if I Looked At Past Better I'd see Some Good in it.  NOT WORTH THE RISK.  Hmm.  Re-upped with Birthday Bars.  Re-upped with chocolate tootsie pops.  Already had 4-6 from Last bag.  But it never hurts to be prepared.  Sure it does.  You wasted Time and Effort to be prepared.  In a situation where it wasn't totally necessary.  HURTS YOUR LIFE.  Coulda done other stuff with that Time and Effort.  In a way I PITY YOU.  Or ME.  I forget what started this rant.  The point is Hmm.  Only got coffee #1.3 going.  Finished only 1/3rd or so of First Coffee in Act I.  Before topping it off for Act II.  If you'll crunch the numbers along with me you'll see that they're relatively close enough to accurate that it's not worth arguing about.  Amazing.  Anyway.  Pizza tonight.  OVEN ideally.  My Dad might be against me using the oven.  HEATS UP entire downstairs according to him and my Mom.  And he's stuck downstairs Doing Teaching.  I WILL RESPECT HIS WISHES NO MATTER HOW DUMB THY ARE.
   Penultimate paragraph of the DayTime Day.  Delightful.  Maybe now that I and Parents have gotten SUPER BOOSTER I could lobby them again to do Comedy Class.  Probably won't make much of a difference.  But maybe it's worth a shot or somethin'.  Then again do I STILL wannad o that.  Yeah!  I think I do!  Oh okay good then.  Not sure what I'm doing for bread for Next Week Sandwiches.  I still have Dumb Hearty Health Bread from coming up on 3 weeks ago.  Probably should just throw that out.  Not sure how much Mini Rolls we got left from Communal 24-25 pack of Mini Rolls.  Might have to get my own bread.  OH NO.  I like getting bread every two weeks lining up when getting the Filling for the bread.  Now I'd be getting a bread HALFWAY THROUGH the 2 weeksworth of filling.  THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING.  FOR THE WORST.  Not even Just For Worse.  For THE ABSOLUTE WORST it turns out somehow.  Oh no.  Hmm.  BART'S DOG GETS AN F?  That's the episode I got coming up?  BART GETS AN F was either INAUGURAL episode of Season II or somthere in the first four.  THIS IS A REFERENCE to something that happened A COUPLE OF MONTHS AGO.  Amazing.  Also when they were putting together the season In Writing and/or In Production it could ALL HAVE BEEN PART OF THE SAME ROUND.  Anyway.  Bart Gets An F was FIRST AIRED season II episode.  HOWEVER production code was 7F03.  Which I think it means Officially Third Episode Produced.  Bart's Dog Gets an F was 7F14.  WOW.
    Well one more paragraph.  Then I get to take delightful walk followed by delightful shower followed by DELIGHTFUL TELEVISION or something.  I guess I don't have a problem calling Santa's Little Helper Bart's Dog but we could have a legitimate debate about it.  Family Dog in practice.  Everyone participates in enjoying the dog MOS OF THE TIME.  Other times everyone participates in NO being into the dog-- Even Bart!  When they GOT the dog it was Bart and Homer.  Possibly MORE Homer than Bart.  Either way if it's someone's dog I'd say Barts, then Homer.  Then Marge.  Then surprisingly Maggie The Baby before Lisa.  Anyway.  These are the important issues.  My Past Cat I wouldn't say was Any Of Ours.  We had cat from, what, 1997 to like 2010 off the top of my head?  Maybe a few years later even?  I NAMED cat.  Maybe that means MY CAT.  Reasonable argument.  Not the BEST argument.  But ONE argument you could make for sure.  Hmm.  Looks like Aaron Judge got eight more games to hit homeruns.  I feel people will feel upset if he doesn't hit a least two more.  GOOD.  What's the strategy for opposing team whose winning or losing the game MEANS NOTHING to pitch to him.  If you don' want Universal Happiness and Joy just NEVER give him anything to hit.  But if you're like HEY IT'D BE A NICE STORY FOR HIM TO HIT SOME HOMERUNS maybe YOU GIVE HIM A CHANCE with some good pitches to hit.  My guess is Baseball Players gonna line up on The First Way To Do Things.  Then again ya never know.  Anyway.  Here's something I know SEE YA TONIGHT.

titles take time too

    Hi buddies.  Got delicious Chocolate Lollipop (CL).  Had delicious pizza Ovenzied before this.  Had Veggie Burger Peace Sign Sandwiches before that!  IT WAS ALL GREAT.  I LOVED ALL OF IT.  Also had MAN-MADE (me, the man) iced cream sandwich as midday lunch.  We had one leftover personal size cup portion of vanilla iced cream and being the enterprising individual I am I put that into a small cake cone.  DELICIOUS TOO.  I'm happy ALL DAY with what I've been eating.  Hmm what was my snack PRE-Lunch.  I BELIEVE it was delicious Keto Bar.  WOW what about NEXT snack.  Possibly BIRTHDAY BAR.  I got 12 of them.  GET STARTED NOW, no time like the present.  Except for an hour and 10 minutes from now or so.  That time is EVEN BETTER than the present.  Anyway.  Made a Progress Or Two of Taliens In the Crypt.  One or two The Simpsons.  Watched Spooky moments 62-50.  ALL IN ALL Okay Day.  Best part was Resting for the majority of my break between walks around 4:20 PM- 5:20 PM.  DRIFTED OFF TO SLEEP SUCCESSFULLY for up to 10 minutes.  Woken up by Alarm at 5:15 I had set.  WOW.  SUCCESSFUL NAP.  I can't wait to have LONG Successful Nap Pretty Soon!
   Hmm.  Enjoying soda all day.  No reason not to.  SURE I gotta lean in to drinking the Diet Coke as opposed to the sprite and/or root beer.  I still have lots of Supplemental Soda to drink but the Diet Coke is the CRUX if what I've got.  So that's Good NO GREAT.  Anyway.  Kinda feels like it's Dumb to move to Florida for lots of reasons but the one on my mind today is Devastating Weather Events.  Kinda feels like hey there's lots of places across the country that don't face devastating weather events all the time.  MIGHT IT MAKE A TAD MORE SENSE to move there, everything else being equal.  EVERYTHING ELSE ISN'T EQUAL.  Florida has a LOT going for it to Cancel Out Hurrificanes.  I CAN'T SAY FOR SURE WHAT.  Maybe it's just for people who like to live dangerously.  I dunno!  Maybe they like living under Ron DeSantis.  Not sure WHY.  But they get off on it somehow I guess.  Good for them.
   Four paragraphs to go before recess.  Also just bit down into lollipop.  I get off on it somehow I guess.  DANGIT bloodwork tomorrow.  Getting up real early is bad enough.  Having to SIT AROUND in waiting room indefinitely!  Now that I think about it, it doesn't sound THAT bad.  But BEFORE I started thinking about it and was just FEELING about it I anticipated HATING IT TO EXTREME DEGREES.  Like SEVEN.  That's an extreme degree because if you need seven degrees to Kevin Bacon THERE'S SOMETHING REALLY WRONG WITH YOU.  You are as much on the outskirts of society as remotely possible.  And IN FACT it doesn't seem like YOU SHOULD EVEN EXIST.  But apparently you do.  So now I'm confused!  Anyway probably gonna have 2.5 or 3 beers toknight.  Because I like doing things and crap?  I dunno!  Lots of good reasons for things which I don't know the accurate reasons for!  Hmm.  Maybe delicious iced cream dish for upcoming snack.  Like PREMADE more EXTRAVAGANT iced cream done.
   Either way Halfway through Act III Part I!  Good deal.  Anyway sounds like there's some sort of Hurricane going on in Florida.  I feel like we've touched upon this already.  Yeah but only a TINY LITTLE TOUCH.  Now it's time to GET MORE INTO IT.  Hmm maybe listen to, "Touch Too Much," by AC/DC during upcoming walk.  That'll take up a solid 1/10th or so of the walk.  NOT BAD.  Progress!  Also we can only assume the song is about Chronic Masturbation.  Then again i assume most songs are about chronic masturbation.  But this one DEFINITELY is.  Addicted To Love.  Chronic Masturbation song there.  I'm ASSUMING you get love FROM INWARD.  Not sure I, "Buy," that love in humanity can come from an external source.  DOESN'T ADD UP WITH MY EXPERIENCES EXACTLY.  Hmm. Just started beer #2.  I guess that's okay.  DANGIT.  What episode of tales In the Crypt do I have coming up next.  Is it SHOWDOWN.  I may be an entire season ahead of Showdown.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE I WAS RIGHT.  it IS INDEED Showdown.  I can see getting a, "Kick," out of watching that after finishing entry and before Final Bedtime.  On  A BIT MORE BEER than usual.
   Good deal!  What else is going on and crap.  I won't be able to SLEEP LONG AND WELL tonight.  Well that's not entirely accurate.  I'll be able to sleep for a solid nine hours or so.  PRETTY WELL.  But I WANNA SLEEP FOR TEN HOURS.  YEAH.  We can only hope I have a balanced breakfast tomorrow morning instead of a classic breakfast.  I NEED TO HAVE BALANCED BREAKFAST.  Egg White won't stay fresh FOREVER.  Maybe CLOSE to forever.  Something like three billion years.  But FOREVER is gonna be like TWICE OR THREE TIMES THAT.  Hmm.  Better LTURQ.  I think they say universe is like 13 billion years old.  How many billion years we got left.  I remember going through WHILE WRITING ENTRY a few months ago BUT I FORGET what the answer was.  Let's see.  HEY GREAT NEWS we got a solid 20-30 billion years left.  THAT'S NOT SO BAD AT ALL.  We're not even halfway into The Universe.  NO SPOILERS.  I guess at this point we're in the beginning of ACT II.  COOL.
   Last paragraph before Recess Walk.  Any good alternatives to Birthday Bar.  Golden Graham Bar DELICIOUSWISE sure.  But not HEARTY enough.  Either way let's just get this paragraph over with so I can get recess walk over with so I can at some point GO TO BED and whatknot.  Haven't checked Five Thirty Eight since early-mid afternoon.  We're talkin 5-8 hours or so.  Either way I remember being NOT UNHAPPY with what I saw last.  So that's good and crap.  Maybe indulge in Hershem Bar tonight.  Not as HEARTY as I'd like but TASTINESS would be Very Appreciated.  So that's something I can think about moving forward.  Or after I'm done moving forward.  I can't think of it While moving forward, gotta concentrate on moving forward surely and safely.  ONCE I'M THERE though I'll consider this thing til the cows come home.  PERFECT.  GONNA TAKE A WALK NOW.  BE BACK SOON.

   HEY!  Had delicious Birthday Bar PLUS it wasn't slightly misshapen.  Last dozen I had I left out in the elements before refridgerating them for several days.  So ultimately they melted about 3% even after solidifying in fridge in retrospect.  NOT THIS TIME.  THESE BARS ARE ON POINT.  Also I like the part where I shoved them down my gullet!  Delicious Iced cream bar in a little bit as well.  All in all Things are okay!  I guess.  Looking forward to the part where I'm done with these four paragraphs.  OR if I somehow Am Stuck Writing The Paragraphs BUT THEY'RE GOOD.  That is also an acceptable outcome.  Hmm let's see if that's even remotely possible.  Had delightful bathroom break during Recess.  In the Starbucks!  THEY DIDN'T MIND AT ALL.  IF ANYTHING THEY PROBABLY ENJOYED IT.  Hey great why not.  WELL I checked 538!!  Between six projections, Democrats lost a net 2 or 3 percentage points.  OK.  I TINK IT'S ONLY 2.  THAT ROUNDS DOWN TO ONE.  WHICH ROUNDS DOWN TO ZERO.
   Finished beer #2.  Let's just call it a knight with that.  No reason not to!  What else do I got going for me and crap.  Wonder if I'll be able to NAP at all while waiting for bloodwork.  If it's 10-15 minutes PLUS i might be able to rest my weary eyes for a bit.  I could see POTENTIALLY enjoying that but PROBABLY NOT.  Just no the kind of tranquil relaxing Waiting Room Environment that would be conducive to such a thing.  The good news I get to sleep for a solid NINE HOURS or more BEFOREHAND.  GET A LOT OF GOOD SLEEP EXPERIENCE IN THERE.  HEY GREAT NEWS I'm halfway through the second paragraph.  I got distracted watching Exciting Mets game and then was like GREAT now I gotta write an entire 3 paragraphs still.  NOPE.  TWO AND A HALF.  Wow the good news keeps coming!  What Keeps Coming.  This is ONE Good news.  What other good news is complimenting it.  NONE THAT'S WHO.  OH WELL sometimes The One Good News is ALL YA NEED.
   Penultimate paragraph of NightTime Night.  Had delicious 2 vanilla wafer cookies.  Not sure WHY exactly.  But I don't HATE that I did it.  2 wafer cookies + Birthday bar is still Less calories than Hershem Bar which was my main back-up choice.  SO THAT'S GREAT.  So what else is going on and crap.  Wednesday Night.  RIGHT NOW.  We're talkin' Next Period Of Day I Register will be THURSDAY MORNING.  WOW.  Gettin' DEEP INTO THE WEEK.  Which is GOOD.  Cause I HATE THE WEEK.  Let's get it over with once and/or for all.  Looks like Rapper Coolio has died.  Which is EXTRA SAD for me because I was listening to Amish Paradise LITERALLY THIS AFTERNOON.  I can't help but feel somewhat responsible now that I think about it.  Then again now that I think about it some more I feel no responsibility at all.  It's not like I was listening to GANGSTER'S Paradise.  I was listening to the PARODY version.  THIS COULDN'T HAVE HAD AN IMPACT ON HIS HEALTH AT ALL.
   Last paragraph of the day.  Whew.  Almost done and whatknot.  Yeesh.  Guess I'm probably having mint chocolate chip iced cream bar.  Based on my understanding of my supply of different kinds of iced cream bars I have in my freezer.  Mets just won their baseball game for tonight.  Good deal!  Looked like they were gonna LOSE for the vast majority of the game.  I LOOK LIKE SOME SORT OF AN IDIOT for thinking that I guess.  How bad was today's entry.  Let's be honest with myself.  Three out of 10?  TWO AND SIX SEVENTHS out of ten?  Well that's good I guess.  Tomorrow is a new day!  WITH A LOT OF DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES FOR LUNCH.  We're talkin like 1.6+ Chocolate Chip Pancakes!  HOLY BOY is that gonna be a blast and a half+.  Good news is I'm done now.  AND you're done now!  Hey I didn't even think of that.  Wherever You Are Right Now, YOU'RE DONE READING THIS JUST ABOUT.  AMAZING!  It's Good To Help Spread Joy.  See ya later.

-10:48 P.M.

Tuesday, September 27, 2022

Not Much Going On Here

    Hey friends!  Very behind schedule today!  About an hour and a half overall.  Will end up taking one less walk today!  Anyway I had ZOOM appointment 45 minutes ago.  Got up about 25 minutes before that.  I DID write 3 paragraphs before the ZOOM but it was 100% Boring!  I feel like I can go through the same Upkeeping Material but also include 15% stuff worthwhile.  So that's good.  I should have time to do everything reasonably.  Just Pushed Back One Unit Of Time for everything!  Anyway I had ONE job for ZOOM appointment.  Remember to ask to refill the Ritalin.  I FORGOT.  I don't have her good phone number.  Had to call GENERIC Front Office phone number about it.  Left a message!  This is the GREAT kind of stuff you wouldn't have seen in the first paragraph ORIGINALLY.  So that's good.  Also just called to refill testosterone gel with other doctor.  LOOKS LIKE I'm on the ball belatedly.  So that's good.  Got about an hour and ten minutes to write the next 9 paragraphs.  Sounds like a bit of crunch time!  Maybe I only write 9 paragraphs!
    Anyway.  What else is up.  Had delicious Cold Chocolate Chip Pancake for breakfast.  Only like 96% Of it!  I ripped off two bite size pieces and left it with the other 1.6 I had leftover.  IT MAKES A DIFFERENCE.  Had I THINK small amount of NightMight snacking.  Don't remember.  But I think I remember SOMETHIN.  But NOT A LOT.  So that's good.  Hmm time to segue into 15% of Good Stuff for the paragraph.  HMM.  Yukk em ups, eh?  Hmm.  HARDER THAN IT SOUNDS.  I'll continue with Upkeeping Sentences.  Lunch today probably gonna be finishing Chocolate Chip Pancakes (CCP).  So that's good and great and whatknot.  Decided to go Glassesless for ZOOM appointment.  Could I see Doctor to the best of my abilities?  No!  Then again I got DISTANCE vision problem.  This is UPCLOSE.  Up close is still SOME sort of distance.  Just not that much!  Anyway.  This Doctor Jerk Lady is telling me 2 beers a night is a problem.  Get off my back about it, right?  That's MY feeling!  Also THIS IS OUT OF NOWHERE.  She never was happy about limited drinking but her being STRONGLY against it is NEW but she was acting like she was like this all along!  DON'T LIKE IT.
   Hmm.  Got some sprite going on.  Had water earlier in the morning.  Figured I'd Treat myself during Entry Writing!  So that's good.  Mets game at 7:10 PM.  Hmm.  Checked FiveThirty Eight this morning.  About the same as last time I saw it!  NOT COUNTING MY DREAM.  I had a dream I checked it.  And I think it was in the normal range but leaning towards not great for Democrats compared to EXACT normal range it's been the last few days.  WHAT A NIGHTMARE.  Indeed.  Maybe I don't check it again today!  Maybe I check it again RESPONSIBLY.  Like half a dozen times at most.  Hmm.  The point is I SAVED the old 3 paragraphs in case I wanna go through them to see if anything was worthwhile that I wouldn't remember to say again now.  Check that out a little bit later on.  Got CRUNCH time going on right now.  I got NO TIME to check that out right now!  Hmm.  Apple Music was acting up!  Couldn't get to New In Rock playlist to listen to the last dozen songs!  Had to start over with a new Playlist ALT CNTRL.  Alt means Alternative Music.  CNTRL means now THEY'RE calling the shot!
   Fourth paragraph!  Delightful.  Got about half an hour of Terrifier to go.  Okay movie!  Decent enough!  Not sure what the process is for people to play Scary Clowns.  Where they're in full make-up.  HOW DO YOU ACT as a scary clown in make-up.  You gotta let the clown make-up do the Scaring for you.  If you're Strongly Acting on TOP of clown make up you'd look weird!  Not sure if any of that makes sense.  Just sort of an INSTINCT THOUGHT I had.  Hmm.  Hey I already know what National Foods Of The Tomorrow IS.  National Drink A Beer Day or something was first.  Lemme see how they phrased it.  Just, "National Drink Beer Day."  No, "A."  Anyway I don't respond well to commands in general but this is GOOD POSITIVE peer pressure.  You want me to drink a beer because we'll have fun TOGETHER drinking beer.  That's OKAY with me.  Also the other one was NATIONAL STRAWBERRY CREAM PIE DAY.  Their emphasis.  Not mine!  Lemme LTURQ to see if I got the words Exactly Accurately.  YEP.  Nailed it.  Anyway no thanks.  I don't like fruit most of the time.  Strawberry isn't even close to one of the good fruits!
   Hmm.  I'd say 50% chance I have part II of III Steak * Stuffed Mushroom for dinner tonight and 50% chance my parents are getting communal dinner AND I successfully lobby for Italian Food AND I eat the pizza TONIGHT.  Lots of moving pieces in that LATTER 50%.  We'll see how it goes and whatknot.  Hmm.  Fifth paragraph already.  Wow time just flies by when you've already written Most Of The Upkeeping.  So that's good.  Never brought down coffee mug from yesterday.  Just brought it down this morning.  Gonna use it again for Today Coffee.  I made my bed now I get to sleep in it.  Why is that supposed to be a negative thing.  It's GREAT to make your bed and then sleep in it.  That's totally what you SHOULD be doing.  Hmm.  Been I don't know how many years since My Bed Was Made.  Odds are the last time it was made my mom made it.  And I can't think of the last time that would have happened for some reason.  Hmm.
   Coffee time!  Anyway.  Not happy about missing a walk today.  But I guess it doesn't make a huge difference.  Especially if I make it a PARK WALK and not a CITY STREET WALK.  Park walk only 5/6th as long as City Street Walk.  That's like what 82.5%?  Lemme LTURQ.  83.3%.  With the horizontal bar over the second 3.  Which means the 3 goes on in perpetuity.  Just endless 3's if we're getting that % correct.  AMAZING.  I was pretty close!  And I didn't guess 82.5% THINKING I'd nail it.  Just trying to get IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.  MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.  Hmm.  DANGIT.  Just checked 538!  Between 3 Senate Estimations and 3 Congress Estimations I think the Democrats lost a NET 2 Percentage Points!  OH WELL.  Maybe I stop checking now.  MAYBE LOTS OF THINGS.  Hmm.  Possible I get Italian Restaurant delivery tonight but save pizza for tomorrow night for some reason.  Maybe I'm just in the mood for Steak * Stuffed mushroom tonight!  And I KNOW Pizza will be Great For Tomorrow.  Hmm.  Lots and lots of time to finish this act!  Fourty Five PLUS minutes for four paragraphs!
   Amazing.  DayTime Day should be okay.  What Tales In The Crypt am I up to.  Season IV Episode III.  But WHICH IS THAT.  I really don't know.  Ugh.  I'm gonna check and be like OH OF COURSE THAT ONE.  OH WAIT.  Lemme guess.  The one with The Band and the guy's tattoo.  What's it called.  FINE me calling it without the name would be good eno-- OH RIGHT.  On A Deadman's Chest.  Lemme LTURQ!  YEP.  That's the next episode and that's the next title!  Amazing.  I'm some sort of GENIUS it turns out.  So that's good to know!  Hmm.  ALT CNTRL is pretty good so far.  I like the parts where I think I've heard all these songs before so far.  I don't mind getting to know them more intimately.  Well.  As intimately before.  But REGISTERING more Intimacy.  Same amount of intimacy as they gave me first times I listened to them.  But INTIMACY GROWS even if THERE'S NO MORE exact specific intimacy being given out!  MAKES SENSE.  LOTTA SENSE.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Delightful!  Hmm.  Over next three lunches I got Chocolate Chip Pancake lunch, Veggie Burger lunch, and EITHER turkey sandwiches lunch OR Wildcard Non-Fresh Meal Lunch.  Presumably Hot Pockets would be in the lead.  Only thing to consider is no hot pockets and pizza dinner on same day.  So that's something I'll be thinking about intimately going forward.  Real Intimately.  Anyway.  Cleveland Guardians making the Major League Baseball Playoffs FIRST YEAR of new name.  WOW.  Imagine if they WON the world series.  Hard to imagine.  Not a great team!  Possibly the worst team that will be in the playoffs per my limited understanding.  Oh well what can ya do.  Hmm.  They have a better record than FOUR teams making the playoffs.  Sounds like they're NOT the worst team.  Go figure.  My apologies!  TO THEM.  Not to YOU.  Unless YOU'RE THEM.  In which case WOW CLEVELAND GUARDIANS ARE READING MY WEBSITE!!!  I can't believe it!  Anyway WELL DONE on your playoff berth Good Luck Going Forward.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Right now not that enthusiastic about chocolate chip pancake for lunch.  Maybe I will GROW more enthusiastic it.  Not PHYSICALLY.  Hmm.  Maybe hot pocket today and pizza tomorrow.  Or the next day.  Or somthin' like that.  Maybe veggie burger.  Not enthusiastic about veggie burger at all but I gotta eat it AT SOME point.  Maybe get it over with today!  Put that sucker in THE OVEN.  Probably can fit it over 3 Small rolls.  Cut that sucker in to THRICE.  Like The PEACE Sign.  That's a peace sign, right?  What am I thinking of.  YEAH!  It's kind of the Peace Symbol.  If you ignore one or two lines.  Anyway that's good.  Just looked at 3 paragraphs I wrote earlier to see if there was anything I didn't say yet.  NOPE.  All Terrible 3 paragraphs.  All IMPORTANT UPKEEP but nothing beyond that.  And I covered all that already at this point!  AMAZING.  Gonna write 5 paragraphs after upcoming walk.  WILL I be able to fit in a shower after that before Walk After That?  Hmm.  I think PROBABLY!  Gotta fit in a shower at some point.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  AMAZING.  Gettin' pretty close to DayTime Day!  Which is A BLAST AND A HALF in theory.  Psychiatrist implied me drinkin 2 beers a night is counterindictive OR WHATEVER with my pills.  To a degree it's dangerous to do both!  I DISAGREE.  But the point is I'm happy with the pills I'm on.  Doin' pretty good with them!  If I really had to I'd probably be an adult and quit drinking to keep Pills.  HOWEVER she stopped short of delivering me an ultimatum.  So let's hope that continues!  Hmm.  What else.  Was a little bit worried I'd fit in 10 paragraphs in the amount of time I had before I had to take Upcoming Walk.  Turns out I did it with OVER 25 MINUTES TO SPARE.  Which is A LOT.  So far I've only been writing four FOURTY THREE minutes.  That's a big number PROPORTIONAL to whatever and whatknot you get the idea.  Hmm.  Could it be the Writing 3 Useless Paragraphs that sparked it?  Write 3 useless paragraphs.  Take a 45 minute break including WALK presumably.  Come back and start over!  Crazy enough it just might work.  Then again I Won't Do That.  Too much work.  Crazy enough it's too much work.  Hmm.  I'll be back soon!  Then again these 10 paragraphs were 75% useless.  BUT that's a rate that's ON PAR with Past Paragraphs!  OK walk time.

Maybe It's Later Than Before

    Hey!  Checked 5 38.  NET one percentage point lost for Democrats across Six Projections.  OK LET'S NOT CHECK THAT FOR A WHILE.  Hmm.  Leaning towards Hot Pockets for lunch in Oh I Don't Know 2 hours and fifteen minutes.  Probably have SMALL snack around The End Of Act II.  Presumably delicious Fiber Brownie Chocolate Chip Cookie Flavored.  So that's good.  I THINK WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP.  WAIT NO.  Had a glass of SPRITE when I got home from walk.  Now I'm having WATER.  Water is good for you as crazy as it sounds.  Anyway gotta write 4.5 paragraphs now as crazy as it sounds.  Then take some shower.  YES WE KNOW ALL THIS STUFF.  Okay.  What do you want me to talk about then HOTSHOT.  Gotta finish Terrifier.  I believe there is a Terrifier II I might be legally required to watch if its available to me.  Hmm.  Not 100% happy about that!  I know I said this is a decent movie AND IT IS but I still am not exactly enjoying watching it.  I don't like the way the graphic violence is.  Not only is it too extreme but it's NOT BELIEVABLE.  The way blood spurts out and crap.  Look I don't know what's believable in terms of Blood Spurting Out.  I've only seen it in FICTION FILMS.  But the way it happens in this film doesn't line up with what I've been trained to believe is believable.  Maybe EVERYONE ELSE IS WRONG and these guys are right.  We can't SAY FOR CERTAIN.
   Hmm.  Anyway.  Put hot pockets in oven right before next walk.  Eat 'em 15 minutes after getting back.  That's a good plan.  It's THE BEST PLAN.  Hmm.  Water is pretty good because it looks almost just like sprite.  And sprite is good!  And sometimes Eyes Can Trick The Tastebuds!  Not really.  MAYBE.  Maybe SOMETIMES.  I wouldn't count on it but in the history of mankind I'd say Eyes Tricked The Tastebuds sometimes for small amounts of people.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine there's people Who Can't Taste.  Wait I KNOW THIS.  My Dad developed that condition the last couple of years!  I think he can MINIMALLY taste some things but it's mostly gone.  Not sure exactly HOW mustly.  2/3rds gone?  95% gone?  I'd Guess within that range based on the impression I've gotten from what he says and/or what he eats.  Also what he looks like when he's eating.  You look at this guy eatin' somethin and you think this guy is only tasting this 25% as much as I'd be tasting it.  I CAN TELL.  Just LOOK AT HIM.  Hmm.  DANGIT.  Checked FiveThirty Eight again.  Good news is OVER SIX PROJECTIONS Net gain of 2% points for Democrats.  QUIT WHILE I'M AHAD.  No more cehcking today!  C'MON.
   Third paragraph of Act II!  Amazing.  What GUM am I up to.  Last few days have been back and forth between Peppermint and Spearmint.  Also got some Wintermint but I haven't been indulging in that quite yet.  Lunch is in BUT 2 HOURS NOW.  Maybe I skip upcoming snack completely as opposed to having Relatively Smallest Snack Possible.  MAKES UP 100% for Missing walk.  Then I got NOTHIN TO FEEL BAD ABOUT TODAY.  I dunno why I'd feel actively bad about missing a walk.  I don't feel THAT Actively Bad.  But maybe 5-20% in the back of my mind so far and PRESUMABLY ALL DAY is DANGIT i missed a walk today Kinda Fucked Things Up Slightly.  NO UPCOMING SNACK?  No reason to be even 5% upset about it.  ALSO 5% may even be high.  COULD BE 2.5%!  That sounds like the lowest though.  2% is TOO low.  What's going on again.  Hmm.  Hey I get to watch some The Simpsons today!  That's always a blast and a half.  What episode am I up to.  WOW the one with Homer's Rich Half Brother.  I can IMAGINE some jokes from that episode that I'll get A KICK out of hearing once again!
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day Writing!  The great news is not only will I watch Delightful Simpsons episode about Rich Half Brother but EVEN MORE EPISODES AFTER THAT.  Probably between ONE AND FOUR more episodes!  That'd be MY guesstimation.  Hmm.  LOOK I talked about it in 3 paragraphs You Never Seen, and I'll say it again-- PIE SOUNDS GOOD.  Cream Pie DOESN'T sound good.  STRAWBERRY Cream Pie DOESN'T SOUND GOOD even MORE in the NOT GOOD DIRECTION.  So that's grat I guess.  Hmm.  If I'm not making a, "Play," for pizza tonight then it's possible my parents will get DELI for themselves which would lead me to get a Chickened Pot Pie (CPP) for Dinner TOMORROW.  So I may celebrate PIE DAY.  Pi day is 3/14.  THIS IS PIE DAY.  Very different situation altogether.  Hmm.  Hot Pockets is a slightly bigger lunch than I like.  620 calories!  I AVERAGE around 550 calories for lunch.  ON AVERAGE.  OFTEN less.  But SOMETIMES MORE.  LIKE IN THIS CASE.  Oh so it sounds pretty reasonable.  YES ALSO IT'S A VERY RESAONABLE LUNCH IN A MACRO SENSE.  If we're talking UNIVERSALLY is 620 calories appropriate for lunch I think OVERALL the reaction would be YEAH that's possibly on the SMALLISH-medium size lunch.  UNIVERSALLY.  Huh.
   Shower after this paragraph!  LOOK the good news is half my lunches I have very little idea how many calories they are.  When I get a Personal Fresh Made Meal from super market.  The usually say around 300 or 400 calories but I'm pretty sure they're usually 100-200 calories more and YA KNOW WHAT MAYBE EVEN MORE.  So that's something to keep in mind If You're Me And Not Even Then Really.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  May have to go get bloodwork done this week.  Presumably tomorrow morning.  Hey that's great just great.  Get to pick up a Wildcard Quest Bar Or Two while getting my Mom cigarettes after bloodwork.  Maybe even a flavor or two I HAVE NEVER IN MY LIFE HAD BEFORE.  Or just a flavor or two that I've hadd in my life before but not often.  So that's good!  Probably.  Not explicitly BAD.  OH NO I have to decide whether to have SOUP with Dinner tonight or other half of BAKED POTATO.  And not only does this decision effect tonight but IT HAS IMPLICATIONS FOR THE 3rd Part Of This Dinner.  WHATEVER I DON'T HAVE TONIGHT I WILL HAVE THE NEXT TIME.  OH NO.  This is serious stuff!  Anyway I'll be back tonight.

this Happens to be the best i can do

    Hey friends!  Have delicious Choco flavored Tootsie Pop going.  Had delicious steak * stuffed muchroom for dinner.  Delicious hot pockets for lunch.  Got delicious pizza for tomorrow dinner.  ANTICIPATING delicious Chocolate Chippped Pancake (CCP) OR Veggie burgers for lunch tomorrow.  I AM NOW ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT VEGGIE BURGERS.  I became, "INTO," it earlier today.  Before Today Lunch.  Still was edged out by Hot Pocket but now I am solidly looking forward to it.  Also SandwichSide will be ONION RING.  My dad got 3 big ol' Onion Ring with something a day or two ago.  NOW TEY ARE MINE.  AND NOW THEY ARE SANDWICHSIDE for Peace Veggie Burgers.  Anyway what a wonderful day.  I presumably accomplished something somehow.  Not really.  Didn't even accomplish as much TV Watching as I should have!  ONLY ONE Simpsons Episode.  GOTTA PICK UP THE PACE.  At this rate not only will I never finish the series but They will be outputting new episodes quicker than I'm watching old episodes!  Every Period Of Time We're Talkin' About I LOSE ground in the series.  DANGIT.
   Hmm.  Made a bit of progress with ALT CNTRL.  Also listened to Personal Nightswimming Choice.  EVEN IN DAYTIME.  Sweet.  Finished Terrifier.  I think there's a shocking surprise ending but the weird part about it is that they show you it in the opening.  NO SPOILERS but in the opening you see a lady with No Eyes and Whatknot.  All the main parts of her face have been scooped out.  But then at the end-- when they circle back around to this lady-- they frame it as OH NO SHOCKING SURPRISE SHE GOT NO FACE LEFT.  BUT WE SAW THIS YOU FOOLS.  FIGURE IT OUT YOU'VE FAILED IN EDITING AS IT IS.  Not too late, though!  You can still go back to the CUTTING ROOM FLOOR and fix the editing for FUTURE people watching the films.  NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.  Anyway I didn't like that movie so much!  But the good news is I WATCHED IT and it's over and done with.  FOR ME.  For them they gotta go back to the Chopping Block which I assume is what filmmakers call The Editing Room which what I assume filmmakers call the Domicile where they edit films.  DOMICILE ain't the right word!  YA GOT ME.
   Third paragraph of Act III Part I!  What kind of delightful snack do I got coming up for me.  Thinking about possibly A POPPED Tart.  Probably a Quest Bar or somethin I DUNNO.  Got the re-up with birthday bar.  But maybe go with a Chocolate based bar of which I have 2 or 3.  We'll see how all that, "Shakes," out.  No more January Sixth Hearing tomorrow!  Postponed due to rain.  Which is weird because it's Postponed due to rain in an entirely different part of the country.  At first I assumed oh I guess hurricane storm is making it's way up to the D.C. Area.  Now I don't think so!  I think they're just postponing out of Solidarity with Florida.  WHICH I DON'T LIKE.  I think Florida should be ISOLATED and QUARANTINED from the rest of us, we shouldn't be going out of our way to associate with it!  Oh well what can ya do.  Bite down on lollipop once and for all.  That's what I DID do.  So it stands to reason it's what you CAN do.  Hmm.  Maybe upcoming snack is a Golden Graham Bar PLUS A Tootsie Pop If I Feel Like It.
   Second half of Act III Part I!  Delightful!  Halfway through What's Cookin in Tales In The Crypt.  Successfully watching it so far.  Not sure how you define a Successful Watching.  Eyes haven't been scooped out of my face so far while watching it.  That's one marker of success I guess.  Also no spoilers but The Thing That's Cookin is HUMAN.  Sounds like a spoiler to me.  NOT REALLY you find out What's Cookin' early on the episode.  YEAH it's about six or seven minutes into the episode but AS SOON AS YOU KNOW THERE'S A QUESTION OF, "WHAT'S COOKIN," YOU FIND OUT ALMOST IMMEDIATELY.  So that's good.  I guess.  Hopefully have Balanced Breakfast tomorrow and not Classic Breakfast.  But anything UNFORTUNATELY is possible.  Lotta BAD THINGS that are possible.  I don't like the sound of that.  Anyway haven't checked 53 8 ALL DAY.  Not since sometime around Act II.  GO FIGURE.  I AM SUCCEEDING SOMEHOW IN SOMETING OR SOMETHING.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I!  Mostly drank water today BUT I did indulge a bit in Carbonated Pop.  AND I AM RIGHT NOW.  So that's good.  Anyway what else is going on.  Think I'll drink 2.5 or 3 beers toknight.  Just a feeling I have.  Also a PREDICTION.  I FEEL that way and also I PREDICT that way.  Yep that's what I said a few sentences ago.  Not sure what made it necessary to say it twice in a row.  For EMPHASIS I guess. Maybe have delicious Iced Cream Sandwich or Iced Cream Cone for upcoming snack.  It's GOOD because it's DELICIOUS.  I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO SAY THIS.  I probably don't.  OH OKAY I GUESS I'M JUST WASTING YOUR TIME THEN.  ALSO MINE TOO TO BE FAIR.  So that's good I guess.  Anyway Mets went from being down in their baseball game to being LESS down in their baseball game just now.  VERY exciting stuff.  Hmm.  Today's walks were 1/4/6 Park Walks and 2/3/5/UPCOMING 7 City Street Walks.  NO SPOILERS.
   Last paragraph before Recess!  Hmm.  Those number walks equate to That Location Walk.  Oh Okay now it makes sense.  What else is going on and crap.  I'd enjoy a good High Quality Iced Cream Sandwich coming up PLUS it would make going with a Classic Breakfast less appealing, opening the door for a Balanced Breakfast to ROUT THE COMPETITION and RUN UP THE NUMBERS in terms of being STATISTICALLY PROBABLE of Occurring Once and FOR ALL tomorrow morning.  SURE I KNOW WHAT WORDS MEAN.  AND HOW SENTENCES WORK.  I know PLENTY of stuff.  Hmm.  Just started beer #2.  At this rate probably just another two beer knight I guess.  So that's good.  LESS IS MORE, that's what I always say.  I don't ALWAYS say it.  People would get tired of it Real Quick if it's the only thing I said and I said it non-stop.  Then after a while people would start to like it again.  Only for them to STOP liking it again. The point is I've War-Gamed all possible scenarios which could happen if All I Said was, "Less Is More!" and I never stopped saying it and EIGHT TIMES OUT OF TEN negative result and consequences to that. Hmm.  Gonna go take a walk now!  Prove me wrong!

   Hey!  Had delicious Good Iced Cream Sandwich!  Wasn't great.  Was OKAY.  I give it a 4 out of 10.  Still a positive experience but not even an AVERAGE positive experience.  ON THE LOW END OF POSITIVE EXPERIENCES.  Anyway got some GUM going on right now.  NOT ONLY GUM BUT TWO PIECES OF GUM.  So that's pretty good I guess.  Got about half a beer left for these four paragraphs.  Let's get it over with.  I don't think I need to save Word Document I created to Save the 3 paragraphs I wrote this morning that I ended up Discarding.  SEE YOU IN HELL CLUNKER 3 PARAGRAPHS.  I assume that's the first thing I'll see in Hell.  And, ya know what, what would make it REAL Hell?  ONLY TING I SEE.  Literally an eternity and a half of just these three paragraphs.  Sounds fitting.  Presumably I'm being punished with Hell BECAUSE I write dumb clunker paragraphs.  Stands to reason that'd be my eternal punishment!  Oh okay CARRY ON THEN.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Got some water going on.  That was part of the deal when I decided to have Iced Cream Sandwich as Recent Snack.  Figured ICED CREAM SANDWICH would make WATER DRINK more reasonable than SODA drink.  Cause iced cream sandwich is REFRESHING in a way a SOLID SNACK wouldn't be.  It makes sense.  Anyway.  Still got one Smaller Iced Cream Sandwich left before re-upping with them again on Friday.  COULD HAVE THAT TONIGHT AT BEDTIME.  I LIKED The Iced Cream Sandwich part of snack.  Mainly got a 4 out of 10 because I wasn't 100% satisfied with the size and heartiness of it.  But MORE Iced Cream Sandwich is not only reasonable but PREFERABLE.  So I got that going for me.  OH FUCK I SKIPPED BEAUTY REST.  I went from Seance to What's Cookin' while skipping the episode between Beauty Rest.  I thought I was too clever by a half Guessing what episode was next without checking explicitly.  THIS IS TERRIBLE KNEWS.  I don't know what to do!  Finish watching What's Cookin', then watch Beauty Rest, then continue on with the episode that's supposed to be after What's Cookin'.  Oh Sounds Reasonable.
   Penultimate paragraph of the DayNight!  Hmm.  Guess I'm pretty close to bedtime.  Which is good because a) Rest and b) Iced Cream Sandwich.  Ugh.  Gonna get bloodwork done Thursday morning.  Not tomorrow morning.  Unless tomorrow morning is Thursday morning.  Which it is not!  So that's good and crap.  Probably just watch the second half of What's Cookin' tonight when I'm done here.  Maybe I put on Beauty Rest, I guess it's POSSIBLE, I just don't think it's very probable!  Not very probable at all!  Hmm.  Just finished beer #2.  That'll do it for the knight.  So that's Great.  Anyway.  Skipped pre-lunch snack entirely today!  Made up for the Lost Walk FINE, JUST FINE.  And you all doubted me presumably in retrospect!  How many bites did I take out of pizza when it got here before I wrapped it up in aluminum foil and put it in the fridge.  That's a Rhetorical Question because I KNOW the answer.  And I KNOW I KNOW the answer.  And I KNOW I KNOW I KNOW the answer.  Anyway took a VERY SMALL bite out of the crust for each slice.  That's how I OPERATE for some reason no one is really sure of!  Hmm. 
   Last paragraph.  Delightful!  Wonder what kinda fun I'm gonna dream about tonight.  Probably either something neutral or something scary.  PROBABLY NEUTRAL.  LOVE IT.  You can sign me up with Some Neutral any and/or every day of the week.  I rarely dream Scary stuff in the recent past.  I do SOMETIMES.  But almost always it's relatively neutral.  AMAZING.  Would I rather No Dream or Neutral Dream?  NEUTRAL DREAM.  Entertaining.  NO dream is a SNOOZE.  I might as well BE ASLEEP if I'm not gonna be dreaming anything.  NEUTRAL dream gives me something TO DO.  Hmm.  I guess.  Put them onion rings in the oven.  Long time in oven.  Longer than they need.  I'm gonna enjoy that real good.  So that's about it I guess!  I'd like to have a few more sentences so this paragraph is of normal length but I guess beggars can't be choosers.  They're CHOOSING to Beg.  No one is MAKING them Beg.  If they didn't beg they'd die of hunger.  SO WHAT.  LIVING IS A CHOICE.  THEY CAN CHOOSE TO DIE IF THEY WANTED TO.  Sounds reasonable.  That's it.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-10:13 P.M.

Monday, September 26, 2022

Take Me Out To The Entry

    Hello friends.  About twuenty five minutes behind schedule.  Between that and my Dad taking his walk 15 minutes early I'm gonna need to adjust my PLANS.  Right now thinking I will just switch Shower and Act II.  Take a quick shower between Walks II and III and then write Act II between walks III and IV!  It could work!  Anyway.  Some sort of jerk is coming this afternoon to assess water damage to Kitchen Floor.  From broken dishwasher.  Pretty sure I've covered this topic before!  Anyway I think we're replacing floor either way.  Maybe we can determine how much it'll cost or something today?   I don't have all the details.  I don't have ANY of the details.  I barely got the Generics Informations!  Anyway.  Checked Five ThirtyEight this morning.  Between the three Projections for Senate and the three projections for House Democrats lost a combined 2 or 3 percentage points.  OH NO! I'm scared.  TRUE STORY.  Very scary!
   Hmm.  Maybe don't check for the rest of the day.  Or maybe I can check several times a day but spread out.  Hmm.  Maybe I'll just check right now!  HEY I just checked right now.  One of the six projections had Democrats MAKE UP A POINT.  OK TIME TO QUIT WHILE I'M AHEAD.  Hopefully.  Maybe!  It's possible!  Anyway.  No Mets game tonight.  Or today.  Pretty much.  OH HEY had a reasonable amount of NightMight snacking for first time in a few NightMights.  We're talkin' I think like 180 calories.  Not too bad!  Had delicious 2.5 black and whites for breakfast.  Finished the black and whites!  They were a blast.  Hmm.  Lunch today!  Kids Chicken Parm or Veggie Burgers I guess.  Probably kids chicken parm.  But then I wouldn't be getting chicken for dinner.  GOOD FUCK CHICKEN.  I'ma get either pizza or Steak * Stuffed Mushroom I feel!  IT'S THAT TIME OF THE WEEK AGAIN.  Anyway.  Got psychiatrist ZOOM appointment tomorrow morning.  WOW WHAT A GREAT STORY.
   Third paragraph!  Guess it's possible I could have a non pertinent meal for lunch.  Like a HOT POCKETS.  Pretty reasonable actually.  Considering the amount of pertinent meals I got this week overall.  But then again I don't have a problem with pertinent meals today I don't think.  Hmm.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Chocolate Milk Day and NATIONAL CORNED BEEF HASH DAY.  Their emphasis, not mine.  I dunno why they had to capitalize everything.  I guess they really wanted to drive the point home!  Anyway I've had chocolate milk now and again in Childhoods.  Not School Lunch chocolate milk.  Mom-made Chocolate milk!  Sounds kinda gross though.  Who drinks MILK.  Disgusting!  Hmm.  Corned beef hash sounds okay.  I'd eat some of that all things being equal.  Hmm.  Is there any good reason why Jewish New Year has to be two nights.  My guess is NO.  NO GOOD REASON.  NO even DECENT reason.  If you were to ask a rabbi he'd just shrug his shoulders!  He or HER.  You can have female Rabbis!  Probably.  Are rabbis celibate.  I don't think they have to be!  Lemme LTURQ.  Not only are rabbis allowed to get married but they are OBLIGATED to get married.  That doesn't sound right!
   I dunno.  Seeing differing opinions.  Maybe they just are recommended to get married.  I dunno!  Still on New In Rock playlist.  Whatta joy.  Seven paragraphs to go for Act I.  Ideally write them in an hour at most.  Sounds very reasonable I guess.  I dunno about VERY reasonable.  More Or Less Reasonable sounds more reasonable.  Hmm.  I guess I don't really need to adjust diet schedule today to make up for NightMIght eating.  Maybe I wanna eat less anyway.  Make up some positive ground and whatknot anyway.  Hmm.  GOTTA WRITE SIX AND A HALF MORE PARAGRAPHS.  And as of now I GOT NOTHIN' TO SAY.  Hey Wednesday is Afternoon January Sixth Hearing.  1:00 PM.  DANGIT.  That's when I'll be taking my third walk after Act II presumably!  Guess I could take one less walk that day.  Or watch it on DELAY.  OR LISTEN TO IT ON WALK.  Forgot about that option.  NOW WE'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.  Hmm.  What else is in my language.  PRACTICALLY EVERYTHING.  Or at least it COULD be.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine there's dozens of words in classic languages whose concepts we've lost with English.  Words and concepts fallen by the wayside!
   Amazing!  ZOOM appointment tomorrow is at 11 AM.  That interrupts when I'd be writing Act I!  I'll figure out a way to work around it!  Only takes up 15 minutes or so.  So that's good.  Got some sprite going.  HEY I drank A GLASS OF WATER last night.  Entire glass!  WOW what a healthy boy I am.  Anyway let's write some 6 paragraphs in fifty minutes.  Not because we CAN but because WE MUST.  So that's good.  Get to have slightly bigger snack(s) for daytime snacks today.  MAYBE A DELICIOUS GOLDEN GRAHAM BAR?  No reason not to!  This is gonna be a blast and a half.  Jeez.  Maybe I just Do Nothing between walks II and III?  Shower may be a bit of CrunchTime?  Nah I think I can fit it in.  Depending on how quick I write Act I I guess.  I wanna read that part of the Bible where it's just This Guy Begat This Guy, Who Begat That Guy, Who Begat That Guy, etc.  They reference it in Simpsons episode where Homer thinks he's dying!  The thing is THAT PART OF THE BIBLE MUST BE 100% TRUE.  There's absolutely NO reason for them to just make up names and whatknot through a long long family tree.  I THINK THESE GUYS REALLY BEGAT THESE OTHER GUYS.  What a THRILL to read something in the bible THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BE TRUE.  Coffee time.
   Anyway.  Also NONE OF THESE NAMES are names anymore.  Maybe some of them.  Lemme LTURQ.  Google PART OF THE BIBLE WITH BEGATS.  Oh well what can ya do.  Starts off with some REAL Begats.  Abraham and Isaac and Jacob and JOSEPH I wanna say.  Saw a Methuselah in there.  I know him.  What else is going on and crap.  I'd like to see some of MY family Tree Begats.  Going BACK in history.  Not FORWARD.  NO SPOILERS.  But I'd like to see what my family tree was like the last few centuries.  AT LEAST what their names were.  That alone would be a blast and a half.  Maybe they can DNA test me and determine what my ancestors' names were.  Sounds like something they should be able to do.  Hmm.  What else do I got going for me.  Entry ain't great so far but I'm decently INTO it.  Six paragraphs out of 15 for DayTime Day?  WOW.  SOUNDS LIKE ROUGHLY 40%.  2 out of 5.  YOU CRUNCH THE NUMBERS if you don't believe me.
   Seventh paragraph!  Maybe Fascism won't be so bad in Italy.  They'll do Fascism NOT SO BAD.  This is the world we live in for some reason.  Not happy about it now that I think about it.  What kinda shirt am I wearing today.  Nothin' special shirt. Lemme LTURQ.  Anti-College Debt Shirt.  Don't live in debt It Says!  Gives an HTML Address I guess with more info.  Point is it's a comfortable and appropriately sized shirt.  No one will see the message anyway!  Wearing sweatshirt jacket today!  THEY'LL BE NONETHEWISER of my political views.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine in Italy now you gotta be careful about political views you wanna advertise.  Part of fascism is Not Being Able To Do That Sort Of Thing!  Uh oh that doesn't sound very promising for Italy.  Also it can spill over into other countries! Hmm.  Not sure why Fascism is on the rise all over the world.  I BLAME THE NEW WORLD ORDER.  Not sure what that means but I wouldn't be surprised if that's what's responsible.  NWO was a WCW Wrestling Association.  Like 3-6 wrestlers who were friends.  They could mix and match TAG TEAM.  They can hang out outside of the ring while their friend was wrestling and maybe ON OCCASION CHEAT and run in the ring and pile drive the opponent.  YOU GET THE IDEA.
   Three paragraphs to go for Act I!  Amazing.  Been refreshing FiveThirty Eight throughout this act.  Not sure why.  Cause I'm an idiot.  Gotta imagine it's rewired my brain such that I need some sort of HIT of seeing important updated information Over and Over and Over throughout the day.  DANGIT.  MY BRAIN WAS WIRED JUST FINE BEFORE.  Maybe now it's rewired for the better I guess.  Could be!  Gonna have to look into that one.  Mets division rival are playing a game tonight.  I'll keep tabs on that and whatknot.  I hope they lose!  It'd be good for the Mets.  I'm sorry for them that they have to lose for me to feel good but that's just the world we live in.  PLUS if they lose, the opposing team gets the joy of winning!  So there is some other good payoff for society as well.  They wouldn't care that much though.  Opposing team has no chance of going anywhere this season.  Their win means nothing.  HOWEVER if Division Rival wins they'd be OVER THE MOON cause their win means something.  But then THE METS THEMSELVES will be upset.  LOTTA MOVING PIECES in terms of considering what to root for.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Good deal.  Should be able to fit in Shower between walks II and III without TOO much trouble.  Gonna be SOME crunch time but I'll survive!  Unless I slip in shower.  SIGNIFICANT SLIP.  Most slips I'll survive.  Ya never know though.  Anyway what else is crap.  I wonder how much older the Simpsons Voices will sound this season.  I don't think I've heard them speak new voices since like 2019 or 2020 episodes.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Wonder how much older the dialogue will read.  Gotta imagine it's all about Old Stuff these days.  Hmm.  How many writers on Current Simpsons Staff would I recognize as being Simpsons Writers in past.  Lemme LTURQ.  AL JEAN and JOHN FRINK.  Both names I recognize and wrote for the Simpsons Last Season.  JOHN FRINK I might only recognize because of the name.  But Al Jean I recognize OH BOY DO I.  What else is going on and crap.  If only my Dad were taking walk at normal time!  I'd be able to fit in Act II regularly no problem.  That's not the world we live On though.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Sweet! ALG EAN.  I'm looking for an ALJ Een.  IS ANY OF YOU GUYS ALG EEN.  See look I can write for The Simpsons too!  Hmm.  Algae N.  Algae is a word!  "N," is a sound!  Al Jean isn't pronounced as Algae N though.  SO there goes that.  Hmm.  Maybe I have GriddleCentric Meal tonight.  Chocolate Chipped Pancake or something.  Not the healthiest thing but I like the part where I get to shove Some Sweet down my gullet.  So that could be in, "The Cards!"  Also get some sort of Fried Appetizer for tomorrow lunch.  Calamari.  SAMPLER.  COULD BE MORE OR LESS ANYTHING.  So that's good.  Also griddlecentric meal gives me an OPPO to get it with Egg Whites which means I'm ready to have some Balanced Breakfasts again.  DELIGHTFUL.  What else do I got going on for me.  OPPO is short for OPPORTUNITY.  It's also short for OPPOSITION RESEARCH.  Which is a debate and/or politics thing?  Hmm.  I think it's when you dig up dirt on opponent.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP CHECKS OUT.  Hey time for a walk. Be back A LITTLE BIT LATER than usual.  For me.  For you IT'S INSTANTANEOUS. 

Here Read This For A Second

    Hey!  Time to write some 5 paragraphs.  Took wonderful shower already.  No More Doin' That Today!  Probably gonna have snack at end of act.  Maybe with paragraph 4 or 5!  It's possible.  Leaning towards Nice Dependable Granola Bar.  I like the part where it replenishes my energy levels.  So that's good.  Got coffee 1.5 going.  Some SPRITES.  Ugh.  Thinking about getting 3 part Steak * Stuffed mushroom AND Chocolate Chip Pancakes (CCP) with side of egg white.  Lunch tomorrow is 1.5 CCP.  Indulgence snack is .5 CCP.  ONE BREAKFAST IS 1.0 CCP.  That covers that!  MAYBE THE LUNCH is slightly more than 1.5 and the snack is slightly less than .5.  We'll see!  Depends on exactly how big these Today Pancakes are.  So that's good!  Getting close to the end of New In Rock playlist.  Only 1 or 2 more walksworth left.  GRAT.  Think I'm gonna watch a Tales In The Crypt after this.  THEN after JUST ONE Tales In The Crypt Re-calibrate and PROBABLY switch to The Simpsons.  WOW WHAT A PARAGRAPH.  I TOTALLY KNOW I'M GONNA BE DOING ALMOST THE SAME EXACT THING AS THE LAST FEW YEARS.
   Sounds good to me!  Haven't checked FiveThirty Eight in about two hours.  AMAZING.  Let's see how long I can keep this streak going.  Certainly lookin' like Chicken Parm for lunch.  Let's see how long I can keep this Presumptive Lunch For Today Going!  My guess is I dunno what that means exactly But I GUESS up to the point I eat lunch?  Anyway looking forward to being done with this Act.  You could say that about 95% of acts.  I DUNNO IT'S A SLIDING SCALE.  I guess if you asked me to give a binary preference-- would I prefer this act to be done with at a reasonable quality OR would I rather keep writing, it's 90+% I'd be like well sure let's be done with it.  BUT I feel like a lot of the time I have MIXED FEELINGS about Enjoying Continuing To Write or something.  So there's that!  Amazing.  Normally my Dad would be teaching tonight.  He got the day off because Wonderful Rosh Hashunah.  It's IMPORTANT to give people the day off for it because SEVERAL of the people receiving days off will CELEBRATE THE HOLIDAY.  I'm not arguing!  SOUNDS LIKE I'M KIND OF ARGUING.  You can't trust what Things Sound Like though.  YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING AT ALL.
   Third paragraph!  I just realized earlier today hmm Kids Chicken Parm I've been getting all the time DOESN'T HAVE ANY TOMOATO SAUCE?  No sauce at all.  I dunno.  Maybe a tiny bit of tomatoe sauce specifically on the chicken patty with cheese.  I DON'T THINK EVEN THAT.  Interesting.  I've been enjoying it nonetheless.  So that's good I guess.  Hey Microsoft FrontPage recognizes Tomatoe as a word.  That doesn't sound right but on the other hand it makes me very happy.  Lemme LTURQ on google.  Google isn't giving me any ideas that Tomatoe may be acceptable.  Maybe at some point I added it to Microsoft FrontPage dictionary because I'm some sort of idiot or something.  Either way Oh Well what can ya do.  Probably nothing.  That'd be my instinct as to What You Can Do.  Hmm.  Maybe pour some water for upcoming beverage.  Every glass of water is A FUTURE glass of soda I could have.  It's called PLANNING AHEAD.  Well that's one thing it's called.  IT'S CALLED FOUR TO SIX DIFFERENT THINGS including that.  Hmm.  How much time do I have after Act II and before my next walk.  Probably between 30 and 45 minutes.  Sounds like fun.  I could accomplish a whole lot in that time.  PLUS I already Caught Up on Overnight twitter.  That's the longest Catching Up On Twitter for the day!  For obvious reasons!  Been a while since I had LAST caught up on it.  SO MUCH TWEET had accumulated!  Amazing.
   Hmm.  Oh right, I still got the majority of 3rd story out of 3 in BODY BAGS to watch.  Presumably that takes precedence over Tales In The Crypt.  GOOD DEAL.  Maybe I should rewind it 10 minutes or so.  I feel like I'm 15 or 20 minutes into The Story but the last 10 or so I didn't fully register.  I GOTTA REGISTER THIS STUFF I don't know what spookiness is afoot exactly.  What else is going on and crap.  Not happy about Fascism returning to Italy.  The more I think about it the more it bothers me!  Then again what can ya do.  Feel uneasy about it.  That's the extent of What I Think I Can Do?  Anyway.  Uneasy doesn't imply part of me is skeptical of what to feel one way or another.  It just means IT'S NOT EASY for me to make peace with this situation at all!  I SHALL MAKE WAR WITH IT.  I probably won't do that either.  Hmm.  Maybe I SHOULD make war with it but I wouldn't know where to start!  DANGIT.
   Last paragraph of the daytime day.  So that's good.  What else do I got going on for me.  SO CLOSE to being done with chores for Daytime Day.  SO CLOSE to having a snack.  SO CLOSE TO WATCHING THE TELEVISION TV.  Why do people like fascism.  Do they think it's FASHIONABLE.  Because that's what prefixes would have you believe!  Gotta be some sort of logical explanation for Fascism On The Rise.  IS IT CAPITALISM.  I dunno!  CAPITALISM CAN'T BE THAT EVIL CAN IT?  That it turns out it's PRO FASCISM across the board?  I DON'T WANNA BELIEVE THAT.  Hmm.  Maybe if I don't believe in something it will cease to exist.  SOUNDS REASONABLE.  Also if Capitalism is so good STOP WORLD FROM TURNING INTO FASCISM.  Figure it out somehow!  SOMEONE GOTTA FIGURE SOMETHING OUT SOMEHOW.  That's my feeling.  Anyway.  That's it for DayTime Day!  Be back tonight.

so that's what i have to say

    Hey!  It's tonight!  What a wonderdull Day.  LET'S GET THAT WORD ON T-SHRITS STAT.  Some guy came to assess damage to Floorboards.  Turns out THERE IS DAMAGE TO FLOORBOARDS.  We're gonna need to get entire floor replaced!  They may have to move out furniture of entire downstairs for up to a week.  Work on floor!  BRING BACK FURNITURE.  Sounds like Seven Hassles And A Half but I DO like the idea of being like HEY WAIT A SECOND THESE FLOORS ARE BRAND NEW.  Imagine ALL THE KICKS we can get out of a Brand New Floor.  Safer to kick, too!  You're kicking things around on an old floor something might break.  Like the floor!  Or the thing you're kicking!  Maybe You!  Or the thing or person you're kicking the thing towards.  The point is this is gonna be 10 headaches and a half for my Dad, three headaches and four sevenths for my Mom, and roughly two and a fourth headaches for me.  I'll survive.  A couple head aches for me, sure!  But not much more than that!
    Anyway.  Got delicious chocolate tootsie pop going.  Had delicious steak * stuffed mushroom.  Put it in microwave INAPPROPRIATELY.  Most segments of meal were okay but the half a potato was kinda rubbery.  AS WAS the mushroom part of stuffed mushroom.  But that's SUPPOSED to be rubbery.  Portobello Mushroom's mission statement is be kind of pleasantly rubbery.  So mission accomplished there I guess!  Got a beer going.  About a third into watching TERRIFIER: The Horror Movie My Brother Recommended That I Had Never Seen!  He didn't recommend that I had never seen it to me.  He recommended it to me... And ALSO... I had never seen it!  SO FAR SO FINE.  Hmm.  Got Chocolate Chipped Pancakes (CCP) to be consumed according to guidelines I laid out earlier today.  Some egg whites.  WONDER WHICH OF THOSE I'll have as upcoming breakfast.  Probably Chocolate Chip Pancakes (CCP) But YA NEVER KNOW.  In the process of finishing Chewing on Lollipop.  So that's good.  HEY NASA succeeded in hitting an asteroid with a space shuttle.  I'm happy that they're happy.  It makes little difference on my life but NASA put their heart and souls into this one so obviously I'd be rooting for NASA rather than THE EVIL ASTEROID.
    Kinda feels like wait do we REALLY need to do Space Force now?  Just because of some half brained idea our quarter brained Former President had?  Kinda feels we should scrap that.  That's MY interoperation of Space Politics.  Anyway.  I guess it makes a ton of sense to have half a CCP for upcoming snack.  But I don't feel like making a big production and putting it in the oven tonight.  And it would be Best BY FAR putting it in the oven.  SO SAVE IT FOR A TIME I feel like making a big production and putting it in the oven.  OVEN EH.  1) Pregnancy  2) Fascism on the rise --> death camps 3)  "OF IN?"  What's THAT supposed to mean.  So I got all that going for me is the point.  Haven't checked Five Thirty Eight in MANY HOURS.  We're talkin' possibly EIGHT.  At least SEVEN I'd say.  AMAZING.  If we're talking Single Digits, seven or ESPECIALLY eight we're gettin' close to as high as it could be.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Drank a good amount of water today.  Pretty pleased with myself!  I'd drink more water too if that's what it comes to!
   Second half of Act III Part I!  What'd be a good upcoming snack.  Maybe a Chocolate Quest Bar.  Maybe a Hershem Bar.  MAYBE A DIFFERENT THING.  Anyway GREAT NEWS had small iced cream sandwich as first Day Snack and Dependable Granola bar as second day snack.  Made some progress with The Simpsons.  Watched A GRAND TOTAL OF TWO Tales In The Crypt.  Finished BODY BAGS.  Not 100% sure what happened.  I get the sense that there were a few characters and they followed some sort of PLOT from it's beginning to its completion.  Guess plot could have gone on beyond what I saw in the film.  And technically they could have shown some stuff that had happened before we picked up with them.  Hmm.  I like ICED cream.  I could have GREAT Iced Cream Sandwich or GREAT Iced Cream COMPLETE CONE as upcoming snack.  WHAT THE HELL.  Yeah, what the Hell!  WHAT THE HELL ALL OVER THE PLACE.  Guess I'll watch more or ALL of Terrifier when this Entry is over.  THAT'S WAY AHEAD OF ME.  I can't plan that far ahead.  I'd just forget what the plan is by the time the time comes.  Then I'd look like some sort of idiot!
   Penultimate paragraph of act III part I!  Hmm.  Coming VERY close to checking Five Thirty Eight.  DON'T WANNA.  Maybe I won't.  I'll do it tomorrow.  THEN BE LIKE WHAT THE HELL THIS IS TERRIBLE NEWS.  Sounds like something to look forward to.  Terrible News is GREAT because it BRINGS US TOGETHER AS A PEOPLE.  Except for the 45% of people who like it when terrible things happen.  SO WHAT IT BRINGS THE OTHER 55% OF US TOGETHER WHICH IS A JOY AND PLEASURE THAT THE 45% OF TERRIBLE-THING-CELEBRATING PEOPLE WILL NEVER KNOW OR UNDERSTAND.  So that's good or somethin.  I dunno!  STILL on New In Rock playlist.  Got like a dozen or so songs left.  I wonder what playlist I'll get started on after this one.  Could be Practically ANYTHING.  Could be IMPRACTICALLY Nothing.  Hmm that checks out I think.  What else is great and crap.  I could just eat pancake cold.  Or microwave.  or cold!  OR MICROWAVE.  OR COLD.  Wait what's going on again?
   Last paragraph before recess.  Amazing.  What a craptacular day.  I liked the part where I'm gonna give it a three out of ten because I'm in a generous mood.  THAT'S A LIE.  I AM IN A STINGY MOOD.  DROPPING IT BACK DOWN TO A TWO OUT OF TEN.  Deal with it!  Hmm.  I may have to multiply the amount of headaches gives me and my family by about 1.25-1.5 per person.  Oh well such is life.  Gotta multiply things Per Person or something Sometimes.  Hmm.  Looks like I'll be finishing beer #1 imminently right before leaving for walk.  Then have beer #2 with Act III Part II!  PERHAPS HELPING ME WRITE A MUCH BETTER PART II than the PART I TIS CRAP WAS.  Hmm.  These idiots are only 9/11 the amount of people we are.  IN SOME RESPECTS I pity them.  So that's great I guess.  I dunno.  Time to take a walk.  I'll be back soon with Some Goods.

   Hey!  Had about 40% of a CCP.  Pretty good!  It wasn't All Cold.  It had been in fridge for about 2 hours and fieveteen minutes since receiving it from Diner Delivery.  Pretty Tasty!  Not 100% Satisfying.  Maybe I have bonus tootsie pop right now.  I TINK I'll DO THAT.  Treat myself!  I deserve it because I dunno probably got some dumb reason to deserve it.  Had small amount of snacks During Day!  Hmm.  Only had 80% of what I was planning on having.  Four tenths instead of Five tenths of a pancake!  Anyway WONDERFUL got an amazing lollipop going.  I think we should party in the streets to celebrate that NASA slammed into an asteroid.  YA TAKE WINS WHERE YOU CAN GET THEM.  FUCKING UP SOME ASTEROID as a science experiment sounds like something we can all get behind!  Hmm.  Still haven't checked FiveThirty Eight tonight.  At this rate probably WILL make it till tomorrow morning.  So that's GREAT and whatknot.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Didn't use bathroom during walk.  Didn't really need to!  Maybe vaguely kinda would have been okay with using the bathroom starting halfway through walk and incrementally increasing over the rest of the walk.  But it was MANAGEABLE.  Very manageable.  I MANAGED THE SHIT OUT OF IT.  So that's good.  What kinda songs did I listen to this walk.  NO SPOILERS.  Just one of my own songs though.  That's a spoiler.  Not ZERO.  Not MORE TAN ONE.  We're talkin' ONE.  So that's good.  Chocolate lollipop.  AMAZING.  GETTING SO CLOSE to being done with the day.  Also A SHORT song.  Lots of my songs are short.  THIS WAS ONE OF TEM.  WOW GOOD TOPICS.  Apparently Biden hosted 2021 World Champion Atlanta Braves today.  ...Kinda REALLY LATE for that?  The next world series is in a month.  They won their world series 11 months ago.  Look you JUST made it in time.  If it was any later it'd be WAY Too late to celebrate them because there will be another More Updated World Series Champion.  So I guess you made it!  WELL DONE.
   Penultimate paragraph of the night.  Delightful.  Gonna enjoy CCP for lunch tomorrow.  Will I have it as breakfast as well?  It's certainly possible!  So that's good.  Dad asked me for some Synonym help as I got home just now.  Sending an email to a student sayin' somethin.  It's really not that great a story now that I think about it.  I was gonna go into it in more detail but I don't know if it's really even worth it!  Anyway.  Chewing up the remnants of tootsie pop.  Maybe have fudgesicle instead of Better Iced Cream Bar to cancel out bonus tootsie pop.  PROBABLY NOT.  I don't hate Either Way Of Doing Things, I dunno, we'll see!  Hmm.  Have delightful sea salt caramel iced cream bar.  Assuming I have some.  I have A BOX of them.  And there's TWO THINGS in the box.  Possible somewhere along the way I finished the sea salt caramel bars but I had put two OTHER things in the box beforehand to compress things and now the things left Are Not The Original Things.  Hmm.  Not 100% happy using the word, "Compress," there.
   Last paragraph of the night!  Delightful.  Solid 2.75 out of 10 day.  WOW THAT ROUNDS UP TO Oh I Don't Know EIGHT.  Hmm.  Can we Shoot Climate Change into Asteroid.  That seems like it would Crash Two Stones With One Apocalypse Disaster.  Might have to crunch those numbers a bit more.  Oh well what can ya do.  Watch some TERRIFIER.  My brother described it as Torture Porn and the only phrase I don't wanna hear my brother say more than PORN is TORTURE PORN.  Now that I think about it there's SCORES of words and phrases I'd wanna hear him say less.  But they'd rarely come up as often in conversation as TORTURE PORN apparently does.  Look I'm all for Porn but Torture Porn sounds UNPLEASANT.  I want PLEASANT porn.  IS THAT SO WRONG.  APPARENTLY MAYBE.  Hmm.   Also to be fair I think even for people who like torture porn they just like it as Graphic Entertainment and not Sexual Gratification Stuff.  Look I'm sure there's a lot of jerks or idiots who like torture porn sexually.  But I'm gonna give them the benefit of the doubt and say that ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL if you like torture porn ODDS ARE it's not sexually.  BECAUSE I'M A VERY GENEROUS PERSON.  Anyway.
   One more paragraph!  Don't wanna leave you on that!  I think it's pretty possible that CCP Portion I had + Tootsie pop is Equal To OR LESS than a Hershem Bar in calories.  Which was another thing I was considering.  SO ALL IN ALL GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Hey tonight is Rosh Hashunah again!  Because we couldn't fit in all the celebration the first night.  Had to have it carry over to a second day.  Wonderful.  At this rate we're closer to THE NEXT year than the one we were just celebrating yesterday!  NOT SURE THAT'S ACCURATE.  I guess by Price Is Right rules we are!  NOT SURE THAT'S ACCURATE EITHER.  Oh.  Hmm.  Well.  Alright then.  Trying to think if I've ever enjoyed torture porn.  Either for Horror Film Gratification or Sex Stuff.  I DON'T TINK SO.  Not SPECIFICALLY thinking of anything.  So that's good.  No, GREAT.  Indulging in some carbonated pop beverage ROOT beer to celebrate the end of the day.  Great.  That's it!  See ya!

-9:50 P.M.

Sunday, September 25, 2022

Oh Great I Have To Do This

    Hello friends.  About an hour and fifteen minutes ahead of schedule!  Had to get up early to move some stuff around from one room upstairs to another room downstairs!  Had to take out garbage!  Just stayed up and then took my walk.  So that's good.  Had a decent amount of NightMight snacking last night.  UNDID about half of the calories I struggled to save yesterday from minimal snacking!  I guess I could have less snacking today to make up for THE HALF OF THE HALF (which got me to HALF of the original NightMight bange the night before).  Same amount of snacks.  Slightly smaller ones though!  Also NO cinnamon toast crunch or something!  Sounds reasonable.  Had Classic Breakfast this morning.  Tasted reasonable.  Been a while since I had high quality vanilla iced cream sandwich.  It's been chocolate for quite some time!  Hmm.  Checked Senate/House Projections this morning.  About the same as the last time I checked!  Will I not check it again today?  So far I HAVE SEVERAL TIMES but it's not updated yet so no harm done.
   Hmm.  Nurse is here.  Great!  Now I gotta leave my shirt on in case I forget and walk around without a shirt.  Then this jerk will know I have a torso.  I don't need that information getting out!  Mets game is at 4:07 PM.  What is the commissioner thinking?!  Is The Oakland A's the only team name where they regularly are too lazy to say the actual team name and just go with the first letter of the name?  Oakland Athletics.  Just say Oakland A's most of the time. What's so difficult about Athletics.  Anyway lemme look at a list of MLB Teams to see if another team jumps out at me as having done this.  Well The Toronto Blue Jays can be called THE JAYS which is PHONETICALLY The J's BUT IT IS ACTUALLY THE ENTIRE WORD TOO.  So they're good.  NOPE.  No other MLB team.  I'd go through other sports teams but I don't know them well enough to say whether they go by First Letter or not!  Hmm.  Is it possible it's a legal thing.  And they can't legally say they're Athletics when most of them aren't in shape or something?  I dunno!
   Third paragraph!  I think there's no interest in communal dinner tonight.  Which means the door is wide open for me to get something for myself!  HMM.  Most things I'd get are on the unhealthy/high caloried side.  I want to do Today with LESS calories not more.  Then again who gives a fig.  I GIVE A FIG.  Several!  If I had 'em.  I don't think I have any figs but if I did I'd gladly give them!  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Better Breakfast Day, National Chimichanga Day, National Dumpling Day, and National Pancake Day.  Hmm.  I could get Small Diner delivery for myself tonight.  Get Chocolated Chip Pancakes!  I'd have to get a SECOND thing for tomorrow to pad out the order.  But that's one way to go.  Hmm.  Dumpling.  I could get Chinese Food with steamed shrimp dumplings.  Both of these ideas are for TODAY not tomorrow.  I guess steamed dumplings would be today AND tomorrow.  ANyway.  Chimichanga.  Sounds unhealthy.  Lemme LTURQ.  Deep Fried Burrito.  Wow!  If I was only gonna eat one thing over the course of a week I'D MAKE IT THAT.  Better breakfast.  COMPARED TO WHAT.
   Fourth paragraph!  I could theoretically fit in an extra walk today but I don't think I'm gonna do that.  Oh well such is life.  What else do I got going on.  I don't remember exactly what I had as NightMight snack.  Thus I don't remember exactly how many calories it was!  Coulda been as low as 250 or 300.  Could have been as high as 400 or 450 even maybe.  SUCH IS LIFE I GUESS.  How many people watching The Simpsons these days.  Must be plenty!  I'm sure that the main 2 dozen people working on the Simpson are being handsomely rewarded!  Maybe only a dozen, a dozen and a half are making BIG BIG Bucks.  But either way gotta be generating that amount of money at least.  So that's good.  Unless FOX considers it good PR to have it even if it doesn't make money.  GETS KIDS on board with FOX.  Gets ADULTS on board with FOX.  You know that sort of thing.  Enjoyed some Deadline last night.  So that's good!
   Fifth paragraph!  What else is going on.  Still on New In Rock.  It's good!  I like Rock music.  We've covered this before.  Anyway.  Music is a big part of my life!  Not only do I listen to it all the time, but even when I'm not listening to it, I'm PERCOLATING in my HEAD what I absorbed when I DID listen to it.  Good stuff.  No good ideas for dinner tonight.  Maybe just have something I had in store for a Lunch later this week.  UGH.  What do I got in store for lunches this week.  Veggie Burger, one OR TWO mealsworth of turkey sandwich, and kids chicken parm.  Gotta be having turkey sandwich for lunch today.  GOD DANGIT THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  HEY WHAT IF I HAD DELICIOUS FANTASY DESSERT MEAL.  Pop Tart.  Hershey Bar.  Iced Cream Sandwich.  OH HEY what if I had Balanced Breakfast But For Lunch.  That'd help me out making up for NightMight Snacking!  And then turkey sandwich for dunner.  NOT AN UNREASONABLE IDEA.  Coffee time.  Inreasonable.  Nonreasonable.  No let's stick with Unreasonable.
   YEAH!  Five paragraphs to go for Act I.  Amazing.  Not sure what to do with the extra time today.  Probably LAY IN BED and Rest.  BUT WHEN.  Between WHICH WALKS.  That remains to be seen!  Anyway I've refreshed FiveThrity Eight 20 times since the first time I checked and so far no update. Maybe NOW is when I don't check it again for the rest of the day.  But then Nothing New Will Ever Happen today!  ME WRITING NEW THINGS IS NEW.  Yeah but HOW NEW is this really.  It's all been said time and time again.  Then again how new would slightly different FiveThirtyEight numbers be.  Probably gonna be within the range it's been the last few weeks.  THEN AGAIN YA NEVER KNOW.  Better Refresh right now.  I refreshed before I wrote that sentence.  BETTER REFRESH IT NOW AGAIN after THIS Sentence.  Ugh.  FiveThirty Eight gotta be raking in the DogeCoins.  That's an expression for making lots of money.  Raking in DogeCoins.  Not sure DogeCoins is a thing.  CLOSE to a thing.  Maybe EXACTLY a thing.  I HOPE NOT.  I don't wanna give free advertising to Dogecoins.  Lemme LTURQ.  DANGIT IT'S EXACTLY A THING.  Oh well such is life.
   Seventh paragraph!  Hmm.  Figure I'll have balanced breakfast for lunch at this point.  I'm anticipating enjoying it!  Frosted flakes and everything!  Delicious.  About 200-300 less calories than average lunch.  Ya put that together with slightly lower snacking today and I can make up ALL NightMIght lost ground!  Not 90%!  ALL.  100%!  WOW that's the highest percent there is Sometimes.  Lots of times you're doing math with percents perfectly reasonable to have over 100% for NumberCrunching.  But SOMETIMES when talking about percent ya CAN'T go over 100%.  YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.  Getting close to October.  We're talkin' Six Days away!  WOW.  HALLOWEEN MONTH.  That's fun.  Anyway.  I just put two and two together and realized the inaugural Treehouse of Horror Halloween episode of The Simpsons was FRAMED AROUND Bart and Lisa telling the stories to each other IN THE FAMILY TREE HOUSE.  It was LITERALLY A TREEHOUSE OF HORROR.  Amazing.  AMAZING!
   Eighth paragraph.  Do you need permits for Tree House.  Kinda feels like there should be some sort of process you have to go through for building tree hice.  Hice is plural for house.  That's what I've been led to believe by no one.  HMM.  Always have balanced breakfast sitting at the table.  It's literally the only meal I ever have sitting at kitchen table!  FOR LUNCH gotta imagine I'm bringing that crap up to my room, right?  IMAGINE IT.  YOU MUST.  Anyway.  I'm a big fan of Halloween and I wouldn't be surprised if Simpsons Treehouses of Horror had at least some minor impact on my Good Feelings for Halloween.  Anything to get in the Fun Spirit of it is good.  And TV musta played a big part of it!  PERHAPS THE WHOLE PART OF IT.  And The Simpsons played a big part of TV!  So that's good and crap.  Hmm.  I guess we're gonna be buying Halloween candy in a couple of weeks.  My Mom has DOVE Chocolate miniatures yearround.  But I don't think she wants to part with that for Halloween People.  I don't think she'd wanna order more of it just for that.  She wants GENERIC candy to give away.  WOW.  Sounds like an ASSORTED BAG OR THREE is in the cards.
   Hmm.  Still got 2 Hershem Bars.  Had 2 of them reasonably one week apart as Indulgence Dessert Snack.  Has two of them 2 nightmights ago!  NOT SO BAD all in all.  Hmm.  Two paragraphs to go until Walk II.  How long has it taken me to write 8 paragraphs.  About an hour.  Not so bad.  Not quicker than usual.  About just a tad slower than usual!  MAKES SENSE.  Am I self conscious about going for multiple walks while nurse is here?  SURE.  Hes' gotta be thinking WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH ALL THIS LEAVING THE HOUSE AND COMING BACK.  On the other hand oh well what can ya do.  How much Frosted Flakes am I pouring myself.  I feel like a bit more than a cup.  Fill up measuring cup to the brim. A little bit of overflow but not much at all.  SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.  You IDIOTS.  At this point I should be able to estimate how much I wanna pour in bowl.  Skip measuring cup completely.  You'd think so wouldn't you.  Light Turkey Sands don't make much sense for dinner.  VEGGIE BURGER makes more sense.  But turkey sandwich STILL IN THE LEAD for today.
   Yeah!  What else do I got going on for me.  The time it is NOW is On Schedule Time to start Act I.  And to be fair Actual Real Regular On Schedule is actually 10-30 minutes LATER than this.  The point is everything is FINALLY going my way.  Not sure how. Or why.  Or WHEN.  But it's fair to say everything is finally going my way one way or another!  Hmm.  Been refreshing FiveThirtyEight lately.  STILL no update.  OH NO at this rate I will eventually refresh it and there will be an update.  Which is bad for some reason.  I forget why.  Oh right.  Wanna stop giving FiveThirty Eight Dogecoins.  Hmm.  Who is that Doge in the window.  How much.  How does that go.  Can't be WHO IS the doggy in the window.  HOW MUCH makes SOME sense.  Thinking about buying the dog that's being advertised.  YEP IT'S, "HOW MUCH."  HOWEVER, WHO IS that doggy in the widow?  I LIKE THAT DOG'S STYLE.  WANNA HEAR MORE ABOUT WHO THAT DOG IS.  Anyway time to take a walk.  Be back soon!

At Least I'm Halfway Through

    Hey!  I think I am gonna aim for taking an extra walk today.  Just take normal walks at normal times for the rest of the day.  That equates to an extra walk!  And there's no extra CrunchTime or anything!  So we'll see how that goes.  What kinda snack do I got coming up in A Relatively Long Time.  Maybe delicious Chocolate Chip Cookie Fiber Bar.  LOW CALORIE Fiber Bar.  HIGH QUALITY TASTE.  Anyway that's in like 2.5 hours I guess.  Hmm.  Checked Five ThirtyEight just now.  NO UPDATE.  I WIN AGAIN.  Anyway.  Not only is there no bonus crunch time but there might even be SLIGHTLY LESS CrunchTime.  Anyway figure we can get mini crunch bars for Halloween.  That sounds GREAT.  Perhaps THE BEST THING POSSIBLE.  NOPE no reasonable Mini Crunch Bar Purchases available on Amazon as of now.  You can get full sized crunch bars.  Or you can get a 18 dollar pack of mini crunch bars.  SOUNDS LIKE TOO MANY MINI CRUNCH BARS.  So that's good.  Or bad.  I forget which one means which thing.  Anyway.  Not sure if I'll take shower after upcoming walk or after walk AFTER upcoming walk.  Hmm.
   Fourth paragraph from the end of Daytime Day paragraphs!  Amazing!  Maybe if I ever update FiveThirty Eight and I see that the time it was updated has updated THAT'S ENOUGH.  Quickly change the window before I register any of the actual update.  I'm just happy OTHER people can read an update.  That's good enough for me!  Sounds reasonable.  What else do I got going on for me.  Gotta call Endocrinologist tomorrow to re-up with testosterone gel.  So I can REPLENISH my testosterone levels.  Well they're Replenished right now.  But KEEP THEM replenished.  Point is I used to have normal testosterone levels all by my lonesome.  Presumably.  Was never tested.  Never had any complaints!  But then ONE DAY I developed hypothyroidism and the rest is history.  Hypo.  Hyper.  Hmm.  Don't believe the hype.  What's going on again.  What's the update on when New York Recreational Marijuana Dispensaries open.  I haven't seen an update in SIX TO EIGHT WEEKS.  In the past.  Oh okay makes sense.
   Third paragraph of Act II!  Maybe best way to enjoy Daytime Day FreeTime is The Simpsons.  Probably mix in a couple of Tales In The Crypt, but I think The Simpsons should be Primary Entertainment for today.  Nobody, but nobody, eats the Simpsons.  Also Homer is busy chewing on some sort of food while saying it.  That makes a difference.  He's saying it between chews.  What is he chewing?  Maybe some sort of chicken drumstick.  That's out of character for him to eat.  Chicken is too healthy!  But maybe they didn't think that much about Homer Eating Chicken this early in the series.  Anyway.  Maybe they thought about it but accurately determined it'd be the funniest thing for him to be holding and chewing on while saying that dialogue.  WOW!  They've thought of EVERYTHING!  Hmm.  What if I want turkey sandwiches for lunch and then Balanced Breakfast for dinner?  I dunno.  Let's get balanced breakfast out of the way.  So I can anticipate having a Full Meal or dinner.  Turkey sands would be a light full dinner sure.  But FULL NONETHELESS depending on SandwichSide.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Anyway.  Presumably Bonus Walk will end up being a CityStreet Walk.  GOOD.  Thems walks are FIVE MINUTES LONGER.  Think of how many calories I'm burning in five minutes.  Maybe like 15!  Hmm.  Sounds about right.  What else is up.  I don't see why I shouldn't be looking forward to Balanced Breakfast Lunch.  Frosted flakes is delicious.  Eggo is delicious.  Egg white is delicious!  And it takes a reasonable amount of time to EAT even though it's a smaller meal than normal.  Cereal takes a while to work through.  Not THAT long.  But I'm not done with it in 90 seconds.  MORE LIKE 290 SECONDS.  Hmm.  Gonna have to remember to keep count when I'm having it.  For future reference!  If I were the Oakland Athletics I'd be more inclined to not advertise I'm from Oakland rather than not advertise the team name is the Athletics.  The O Athletics would be my instinct.  Is it fair to say Oakland is a punch line as a crappy place?  Somewhere along the line I think I picked that up somehow.  Not sure why or if its fair.  Hmm.  Maybe I should research that before I Make Fun.   I COULD BE MAKING FUN INAPPROPRIATELY.
   Last paragraph of daytime day.  Less crunch time going forward than usual even!  Amazing!  Maybe Oakland is a punchline But SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE O THE ATHLETICS.  So this is all THEIR FAULT.  Sounds plausible.  VERY plausible.  Hmm.  Probably take walk around the normal time.  Which would be after fourth walk instead of third.  WOW.  Sounds like I'm gonna have 30 minutes to an hour depending on how I wanna go about things For Upcoming Period Between Walks.  With nothin' to do but watch TV.  And/or read twitter.  AMAZING.  That's great just great.  Probably 45 minutes.  30 Minutes would be too soon!  An hour is unnecessary.  Let's talk about it.  Oh we just did.  Very good.  I live in Oakland Gardens.  That's not a shitty place!  Totally different from Oakland Oakland though.  Like 3000 miles away, right?  That's how many miles America is?  Hmm.  Probably MORE because it's DIAGONAL not just horizontal.  WOW.  I'll be back tonight!

now it's later than before

    Hey friends!  Got some Miller Lite beer for first time in 6 or 8 weeks.  Delicious!  Got chocolate lollipop going VERY SOON.  Sentences away!  Had delicious FOUR mini turkey sandwiches with fiber bar for dinner. DELIGHTFUL.  Had Balanced breakfast for lunch.  THAT SORT OF THING.  Took eight walks today.  Will be taking a ninth!  In the end that's just about four hours of walking.  WOW.  That doesn't even include Walking From Room To Room in my house!  And THAT doesn't even include Walking INTRArooms!  The point is I have the chocolate lollipop going on now and it's the best thing I've ever experienced at least in a few dozens of seconds.  Hmm.  Put in an order for PLENTY of more tootsie pops.  Two bags of assorteds and two bags of chocolate.  ALSO got a 12 pack of Birthday Bars.  No chocolate Quest Bars to balance em out.  Just the birthday bars!  WOW WHAT THE HELL AM I EVEN TALKING ABOUT.  Fascism Prime Minister in Italy!  VERY CONCERNING.  I thought I was supposed to LIKE Italy.  Now I don't feel comfortable Doing That!
    Hmm.  It's a LADY though.  How bad could a lady be.  Remains to be seen.  Whose the worst Fascism Lady leader we've had?  Lemme LTURQ.  OH I KNOW MARGARET THATCHER.  I think I meant that as a joke but she's gotta be in the top 5, right?  Just by even remotely qualifying.  Oh some French person.  Le Pen.  That sounds like someone I read about on twitter today!  Anyway GREAT now LePenHeads will find this website and report me to Gestapo.  Oh well ALL ATTENTION IS GOOD ATTENTION.  What's what I've been led to believe.  Bit down into lollipop.  Delicious.  Not sure what to do for upcoming Indulgence Snack.  Could be Anything UP TO AND INCLUDING Hershem Bar.  Speaking of Hershem FIRST NIGHT OF ROSH HASHUNAH.  I feel like it's 5783 now.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  Anyway.  Got 10 days to go through all the things I gotta apologize to God for lately.  I wanna get my Apologizing Down Pat for Yom Kippur.  I'M GONNA REPENT THE HELL OUTTA THIS ONE.
   Third paragraph.  Anyway.  I was rewatching BODY BAGS: The Horror Anthology Movie I've seen Once  Or AT Most Twice Before.  It's reasonable rewatching Fodder.  I probably d idn't watch it First and/or Last time since 2020.  WOW sounds like 3763 years ago.  It couldn't have been THAT LONG ago.  But apparently it was!  I don't make the numbers I just Do The Math And Report The Results.  Anyway.  Watched a few The Simpsons.  Watched a couple Tales In The Crypt.  Today went okay all in all!  Too much walking but that's bound to happen now and again.  HMM.  Tomorrow may be the Breakfast I FINALLY HAVE the toaster things where they're like Breakfast burritos but TOASTER SHAPED.  I've been looking forward to this Breakfast FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE DECADES.  Probably was only a couple of weeks but TRY TELLING THAT TO THE  BACK OF MY BRAIN.  Back of my brain says DECADES and I'm not gonna argue with it.  Don't pick a fight with The Back Of Your brain, it's always gonna win.  I dunno what that means.  Maybe back of my brain does.  I Don't Think It Knows What I Mean Either.
   Halfway through Act III Part I!  What if our conscious thinking is ACTUALLY DONE IN THE BACK OF OUR BRAIN and the FRONT OF OUR BRAIN is for stuff we're not going through consciously. NOBODY WOULD SEE THAT TWIST-EM-UP COMING AT ALL.  Huh.  One of my favorite Bob Dylan songs is, "A Simple Twist-Em-Up Of Fate."  Good stuff.  Easily in my top dozen B.D. songs.  Bob Dylan.  Not character actor B.D. Wong.  Not sure if he qualifies as a character actor.  ROLE SIZE WISE he does.  He shows up in roles a character actor might.  BUT he doesn't do much Character Acting.  Sort of plays Generic Regular Guy in most roles per my understanding.  Whereas character actors Ham It Up and whatknot.  That's been my experience understanding things at least.  Hmm.  Been refreshing FiveThirty Eight projections all day.  Only updated it ONCE since this morning.  So that's good.  Not a great update.  But that's part of life I guess.  THE MAIN PART.  Looks like Tales In The Crypt bedtime episode will be None But The Lonely Heart.  WOW I like the part where I dunno I got nothin.
   Penultimate paragraph before Recess.  Already wearing my sweatshirt jacket!  I was cold inside house.  DESPITE BEING SURROUNDED BY WALLS.  Ceiling and floors, too, just to be clear.  I'm totally boxed in but I had to wear a sweatshirt jacket Nevertheless!  I got one birthday quest bar. I got one or two double chocolate Quest Bar.  I got 2 Smore Quest Bar.  SOLID CHANCE I HAVE THAT BIRTHDAY BAR for upcoming snack.  It's DELICIOUS because IT'S MY BIRTHDAY.  I AM THE JEWISH UNIVERSE.  Go figure!  Hmm.  I assume that's what Year Zero was.  Universe and/or Earth created.  Pretty good assumption to make I feel.  I don't hate being tied down to that Guesstimation!  I mean I don't think it's ACCURATE.  Don't think I'm putting my weight behind the idea that the Universe and/or Earth ACTUALLY was created 5783 years ago.  IT CLEARLY IS OVER THIRTY THOUSAND YEARS OLD.  Maybe as high as Fifty Thousand WE DON'T KNOW.  GOTTA KEEP AN OPEN MIND ABOUT THINGS.
   Last paragraph before recess.  Still on first beer. Guess I'll do another 2 Beer Knight tonight.  Been a while since I had 3 beers.  Probably a week or more!  Been a while since I had 2.5 beers.  Probably like four or five days!  GO FIGURE ETC.  Hmm.  Maybe I don't watch Tales In The Crypt for Bedtime Viewing.  Maybe I watch the second half of Body Bags.  Maybe I watch the rest of 2nd out of 3 Stories of Body Bags.  Sounds reasonable.  One or the other.  The Most of 2nd story I have left or The Most of 2nd story plus the Entirety of 3rd story!  I CAN'T LOSE EITHER WAY!  That's one way to look at it.  Good!  Maybe just suck a bunch of lollipops as upcoming snack.  YOU KNOW THREE?  Maybe just two.  IT'S AN APPEALING IDEA SURE BUT I DON'T THINK IT'LL PAN OUT THAT WAY.  What kinda recess music I got coming up.  Same bullshit I always listen to.  Oh good I like those songs.  At some point I'll get bored of them.  Great then don't listen to them for a few months.  Then GOOD AS NEW.  Oh Good Sounds Great.  I'll be back soon!

   Hey!  Had delicious Birthday Bar just now.  Made the executive decision to LIE IN BED while having it.  I don't know why it makes a difference but it does.  POSITIVE difference.  Why would I go out of my way to make a Negative Difference.  JUST TO BE DIFFICULT.  I'm not that kind of a jerk!  I'm several other kinds of jerks.  Not really THAT Kind though.  Anyway, got beer #2 going as well as root beer.  I gotta be drinking some water these days.  I'm gonna run out of soda before The Re-Uppance of the week on Friday.  Might as well PREPARE NOW by testing, "The waters," and drinking, "water," NOW.  Also the more water I drink now MORE SODA I'LL HAVE LATER.  If you'll crunch the numbers along with me I think you'll find I'm right.  Anyway Five Thirty Eight UPDATED and the chance them Democrats keep the senate In Their Most Touted Comprehensive Projection IS BACK UP ONE SINGLE POINT.  A PERCENTAGE POINT.  WOW  TODAY TURNED OUT ALRIGHT IN TEH END.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Probable flavor of Iced Cream Bar at bedtime is CHOCOLATE.  Some sort of pregnancy pun.  Where the lady says to their doctor I'm CHOCO Late.  I may or may not know What Words Mean.  I had a mini iced cream sandwich as Midday snack today.  Was pretty good!  I enjoyed the experience AND I'D DO IT AGAIN, TOO!  Hmm what kinda lunch am I looking at for tomorrow.  Veggie Burgers or Kids Chicken Parm I guess.  Feels like there should be another option.  Turkey sandwiches again!  Feels like there should be another option.  Fine BUT THERE ISN'T.  YA CAN FEEL ALL YA WANT, it doesn't change THE FACTS ON THE GROUND.  Hmm.  I can have NON-imperative-to-have lunch.  Like FROZEN HOOT POCKETS.  Please make sure to pronounce that as What Owls Say and not me extending or elongating the, "Ah," sound in, "Hot."  IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU GET IT RIGHT.  A lot of this is riding on you getting it right!  DON'T LET ME DOWN.  Anyway.  Hmm. 
   Penultimate paragraph.  I don't think I ever wanna take 9 walks again in one day.  DID IT.  DIDN'T ENJOY IT.  TOO MUCH WALKINGS.  Then again I'd gladly walk the equivalent of four hours a day in OTHER contexts.  If I'm at an amusement park for the entire day FOR EXAMPLE.  I'd GLADLY take that bullet of Walking All The Time if it meant I CAN GET SPLASHED BY OTHER PEOPLE RIDING TE LOG FLUME.  AH THIS IS TEH LIFE I might say.  Yeah!  I may or may not have recorded The Simpsons episode from tonight.  Episode One of Season XXXIV.  I SET IT UP to record.  Only works halve the time though!  I don't have to explain myself to you.  My TV just classically doesn't always record half the time I COULD GO INTO IT BUT I WON'T.  What else do I got going on for me.  Probably can watch it In Retrospect either on TV ON DEMAND or on Disney Plus.  GREAT now that there's no effort involved in watching it IT DOESN'T FEEL AS SPECIAL.  TAKE IT AWAY I DON'T WANT IT ANY MORE.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Maybe I want another small iced cream sandwich at bedtime.  Maybe A LOT of thing!  So that's good.  Started stormin' outside.  Good For Rain!  Waited for me to get all my walks in for the day and/or knight before it started pouring.  I LIKE IT WHEN RAIN RESPECTS ME.  Prove me wrong!  Anyway what was my impression about having a Balanced Breakfast Lunch.  It was okay!  I didn't LOVE eating it Tastewise and whatknot.  I thought I was gonna get a seven point five out of 10 taste experience and it was more like six out of ten.  It filled me up enough though! I'd do it again under similar circumstances I suppose!  I'm gonna say odds on favorite for breakfast tomorrow is 2.5 black and whites.  Then Toaster Pastry Pockets and Classic Breakfast are about tied as second and third most likely breakfasts.  GREAT THAT'LL DO IT FOR TONIGHT.  I did it!  See ya again tomorrow!

-9:44 P.M.

Saturday, September 24, 2022

Ya Take The Good With The Bad

    Hey!  About 10 minutes behind schedule today.  Should be able to fit in everything more or less reasonably!  Bad news, though!  Had some BANGE last night.  We're talkin' Solid Bange Territory but not a BIG Bange.  We're talkin' like 700-900 bonus calories.  We're talkin' about gaining A QUARTER OF A POUND.  Wow I could sell it to McDonalds after I cut it off of me.  They sell Quarter Pound sof ANYTHING.  You think you're getting beef but if you read the fine print they can legally serve whatever they want and you HAVE To eat it.  Also if you read further in the fine print you'll see you HAVE to eat what you purchase.  Penalties Afoot if you don't.  Hmm.  Checked Senate/House projections this morning!  Main Deluxe Comprehensive Projection has them DOWN a point in the senate compared to last time I checked but UP a point in the house.  OTHER Projections that are based on LESS THINGS aren't as good.  So that's good.  I mean that's bad.  You get the idea!  Had delicious 2.5 black and whites for breakfast. You get the idea.
   Hmm.  Mets won their baseball game last night while their division rivals lost!  At this point in the season THAT'S A BIG DEAL.  Mets game today is at 4:07 PM?  Who comes up with this stuff.  Probably the COMMISSIONER.  You'd think he'd outsource that responsibility to an underling but HE ENJOYS IT.  Hmm.  Thought it was gonna be colder for my first walk than it was.  Wore what I now think is heaviest sweatshirt jacket-- GREY!-- and it was too warm.  Oh well I've learnt my lesson.  Now I know if I ever go back in time to take a walk at that exact moment wear a lighter sweatshirt.  And/or CONFRONT me who was already taking the walk and GIVE ME the lighter sweatshirt..  Hmm.  If that were to happen it'd have already happened to me???  And it didn't???  So I don't think it'll happen now.  I guess the goal is don't look at FiveThirtyEight until tomorrow morning again.  I can do that.  Probably.  I did it once!  I guess.  What kinda lunch am I having today.  What if I SKAPPED lunch.  Make up for more than half of Bange.  Or if I had like a Quest Bar for lunch.  Make up for Close To Half of Bange.  Nah I ain't gonna do that.
    Turkey sandwich is probably in the lead.  Don't think I want veggie burgers.  Then there's kids chicken parm AND/OR Wide Al Fredo.  I feel like we've lost track of what I mean by Wide Al Fredo.  I mean it's like Fettuccini Alfredo but WIDER pasta.  And I continually say Al Fredo even though I know it's one word.  Oh right it's all coming back to me.  Anyway.  I honestly got more out of Undertaking Parlor than I ever have!  I've watched it 20 times before but this time was really somehow the first time I registered MOST OF IT.  I literally registered HALF AT MOST before last night.  Anyway.  I don't necessarily Like the episode.  But I got MORE OUT OF IT and that's progress.  Progress is my middle name.  Well, not NOW. But I'm considering changing it officially.  Hmm what'd that make my initials.  MPK.  I could think of worse initials.  Could I?  What would a worse initials be.  Assuming I keep the, "M," and the, "K."  MJK doesn't sound great.  Oh okay makes sense.  Looks like the Mets got 10 games left in Regular Season.  Oh okay makes sense.
   Started coffee before my walk today.  Mom wanted it!  I accommodated her or something!  What if I tried to go entire day with ZERO snacks.  That'd make up for like 2/3rds of Bange!  Seems like an interesting thing to try either way!  Hmm.  I've given myself a lot to think about.  LATER.  Too busy writing to think.  Some people probably think while they're writing!  Thinking about what they're writing.  That sounds strange.  I don't like it!  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... German Butterbrot Day and National Quesadilla Day.  I don't know what German Butterbrot is but I'm gonna guess there's NO NON-GERMAN BUTTERBROT. Let's LTURQ.  Butterbrot is German for bread topper with Butter.  Do Germans really think they invented buttered bread.  Apparently!  Ya could put cheese or sausage on it too apparently.  I know what quesadilla is.  Not my favorite thing!  Also not worth the calories!  But I could TOLERATE eating it and probably ENJOY IT half the time!  So that's good!  Good for me!  Anyway this paragraph is over somehow.
   Fifth paragraph!  Knocking these paragraphs out of the park real quick.  Wrote four paragraphs in a mere 20 minutes.  NO SPOILERS but I may get to FreeTime DayTime portion of the day in RECORD TIME.  Ya know what I think I may legitimately try to have zero snacks all day.  Most people do it all the time!  No reason I can't!  Plus I still have BEER to satisfy me at night!  No gettin' rid of that.  Maybe this Bange turns productive and I realize I can go days without snacks.  Do that like a few times a week to start losin' some weight!  Anyway I dunno.  How much do I wanna commit to idea of not eating snacks.  100%?  15%?  I don't see how I could split the difference.  Either I'm all in OR I abandon it quickly.  Hmm this is a tough one.  Anyway.  Today is a Saturday.  Amazing!  I think SNL returns next Saturday!  Wow!  That's one show I watch for some reason.  Hmm.  What did I have last night for Bange.  NO SPOILERS.  I'm playing this one close to the vest You Understand.  Coffee time.
   Fine.  One black and white.  One or two golden graham bar.  One iced cream sandwich.  Two hrshey bars.  NOT IN THAT ORDER.  Anyway if you'll do the math along with me it's around 900 calories whereas I should have had around 100 calories.  Hmm good deal.  Coffee time.  Anyway.  Ideally write 5 paragraphs in about fourty minutes.  I could survive with Fourty Five minutes!  I could survive with anything.  Unless somehow the amount of minutes equates to My Death.  Then I probably wouldn't survive.  So that's good.  DANGIT been checking FiveThirtyEight since Morning First Time.  SO far I've been lucky and it hasn't updated yet so it's not a big deal.  But I gotta STOP BEFORE it updates not after.  That's the tough part!  Gotta stop now!  BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IN FREE TIME.  Refresh TWITTER I guess.  That's not so bad.  What else do I got going for me.  Maybe have best lunch I could imagine if I'm not having snacks.  What's the best lunch I could imagine.  Hmm.  GERMAN Butterbrot.  HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH AMERICAN BUTTRBROT.
   The point is best lunch I can imagine must be within the framework of Things I Already Have.  Hmm.  Seventh paragraph.  What do I got going for me.  Enough Today's Hits Playlist left for about 2 walksworth.  That's good.  I like to be on top of The Culture & Whatknot.  Music is culture.  I think it's like A THIRD of culture.  Mass Music, Mass TV, and Mass Film!  ALL THE COMPONENTS OF TRUE CULTURE.  Mass Romantic.  The New Pornographers debut album.  That's the FOURTH pillar of True Culture.  So that's good.  Hmm.  SATURDAY eh.  Amazing.  Maybe I like Sandwich for lunch because I get to have a SIDE that'd BE a snack.  Not the most indulgent thing but I get to have Regular Food Just As Part Of Meal.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Even if I make up 2/3rds of Bange without eating snack RIGHT NOW the Quarter Pound is gained.  I DON'T LIKE BEING A QUARTER POUND HEAVIER for close to 24 hours.  Then again I don't like a lot of things.  That's part of life!  Also Mass Romantic is A QUARTER of Mass Culture.  Amazing.
   Eighth paragraph!  How long do I have ideally to write the last 3 paragraphs.  I guess I got as much as half an hour.  I'd rather do it in 25 minutes though! So that's Plenty Doable.  The good news is Mets have HIGH STAKES series against Division Rival ATLANTA BRAVES.  Or as my Dad might Pun AT LANT HER BRAVES.  Not sure what ATLANT could mean.  But the, "Uh," sound can mean, "Her."  Anyway that HIGH STAKES SERIES is all three days of Next Weekend!  Look it's possible by then it's not high stakes.  But most likely it WILL be high stakes!  METS GOT THEIR BEST THREE STARTING PITCHERS LINED UP apparently.  I dunno how they can predict that far in advance.  Counting or something.  Sounds difficult.  Anyway next Tales In The Crypt I got is Mourning Mess.  I guess that's a decent episode!  What's my next The Simpsons episode though.  DANCIN' HOMER?  WOW!  I'd watch that for sure.  I like the part where they decided to abbreviate, "Dancing," as, "Dancin'," in the title.  Very bold move!  I appreciate their moxie with that!
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Wow!  What else do I got going on for me today.  Not gonna have exact amount of turkey I like for Sandwich.  I like quarter pound!  This time we got lots of turkey and my parents have already had some and I can't estimate it exactly.  I think I can guess more or less closely though.  I've gotten a sense of how much turkey to have OVER TIME by Sight.  Or by SMELL.  WAIT no not that last one.  Hmm.  What if I just had 3 small snacks.  Normally I'd have like 600 calories in snacks.  If I had 3 small ones it could be like 175-250.  HMM.  I've given myself a lot to think about.  A LOT.  Well not that much.  BUT SOME.  Hmm.  Probably more to culture than what everyone is listening to on the radio, mainstream TV, and the cinema.  Oh you mean like Tik Toks?  Hmm.  I have very little idea of what Tik Toks are but I THINK there's probably TIK TOK stars that do TIK TOK entertainment type videos.  SOUNDS LIKE CULTURE TO ME.  Don't like it.  NOT ONE BIT.  Maybe I'd like it if I saw it.  NO THANKS.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Sweet.  OR I could have just one or two small snacks!  INTERESTING very interesting.  Well it's interesting to me.  It's HIGHLY RELEVANT to me.  Is The Cinema still part of mass culture?  I feel like films are now Part Of TV.  Lotta new films DIRECTLY for TV and/or The Streamers.  Gotta imagine there's still SOME films for The Cinema.  Gotta imagine that Netflix can COMMISSION a film that they decide to release in theaters as well as Netflix.  Why not?  They're in the movie making business!  THEY CAN EXPAND their horizons by putting it in theaters.  Probably.  MAYBE NOT.  Maybe Netflix doesn't make movies.  Outsource it 100% to Studios or something.  I DUNNO how it works!  The point is I got plenty of time today do stuff on time and whatknot.  Too much time one could argue!  One would lose that argument.  I don't see how it's too much time.  But I appreciate the enthusiasm One showed while making that argument.  Thanks for getting involved, One!  Hmm.  Time to take walk.  I'll be back soon!

Either That Or Something Else

    Hey friends!  Turnt out I finished Today's Hits this past walk.  Went into some ROCK playlist.  What's it called.  UGH I GOTTA GET UP AND CHECK PHONE NOW?  FINE WE'LL DO IT YOUR WAY.  "New In Rock."  AMAZING.  So that's good I guess.  How much time do I have to finish this Act.  About fifty five minutes.  Fourty five is more than enough!  I got plenty of times is the point.  So far havn't checked FiveThirtyEight in about fourty five minutes.  Let's see if I can keep that going for the rest of the day!  Hmm.  Might be leaning towards delicious Wide Al Fredo for lunch.  I took a look and it's A LOT of it.  Little plastic dish it comes in is PACKED TO THE BRIM.  BRIM EH.  NICE WORD YA GOT THERE.  It'd be a shame if something were to happen to it.  Not sure what that means.  Brim Striker's Drickula.  Not sure what that means.  Have more of an idea what that mans than the Threatening The Word Brim Thing though.  Huh.  Just checked 538.  LUCKILY no update.  No harm done.  JUST DON'T DO IT AGAIN is my message to myself!
   Second paragraph.  Hmm.  I realized New In Rock is better than the one I've been listening to lately The New Rock because I THINK The New Rock doesn't have as much Established Rock Bands New Songs.  And I LIKE Established Rock Bands.  Most of them!  PERHAPS EVEN ALL OF THEM.  I am a fair weather friend and Established Rock Bands are ALWAYS Fair Weather now-- they're ESTABLISHED and NOBODY CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM THEM.  Except for Time.  But it'd take A LOT of time.  These Established Rock Bands will be Established for AT LEAST another decade I feel.  SURE in a century they won't be established anymore but THAT'S WAY TOO FAR AHEAD to be thinking.  Hmm.  Lost track if I was saying anything that makes sense.  Oh well what can ya do.  Probably not much.  That'd be my first instinct of what you could do.  Time to move on with our lives though.  Enjoyed myself some black and white breakfast.  If I were to have a FULL meal of small black and whites HOW MANY would that be.  Five.  I think Five.  Maybe four and a half if I wanna be Cute About It.  Hmm. 
   Third paragraph!  I wanna be cute about things.  I feel like 80% of the time Being Cute is a positive thing.  20% of the time it's not!  Can't ignore that 20% completely.  Hmm.  I know the Simpsons has been getting great ratings going into Season II Episode IV but I REALLY hope that continues.  I don't wanna see this show canceled anytime soon!  Odds are it's gonna ride this wave for another few seasons but we can't rest on our Laurels!  THIS MAY HAVE BEEN WHAT PEOPLE WERE THINKING IN 1991.  And what I'm thinking now in 2022 AFTER THE FACT.  Never too late To Think What People Thought In 1991.  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  To be fair the last Simpsons episode I watched was released November 1st 1990.  Pretty close to 1991 though!  These are the important issues.  Yeah!  What else do I got going on for me or something.  Wonder if I got any of my old Simpsons Books anywhere.  Feels like I had like EIGHT books or so.  Two of them were very comprehensive summary and explanation and analysis of EVERY EPISODE one at a time.  Summary and top quotes obviously.  But lots of quotes from the writers and actors and others and whatknot about the episode.  OTHER stuff.  WOW SOUNDS LIKE A TREVOR TROVE OF FUN.  It SURE does.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act II!  Hmm.  I like Rock Music.  Guitars are great.  Drums are fun.  Bass Guitar gets the job done.  You know MUSIC?  Hmm.  How much time do I have to write 2 paragraphs.  About half an hour.  WOW that's way too much time.  I can do this in 15 minutes No Problem.  Maybe a little problem if I get distracted.  But if I DON'T get distracted I could finish it even sooner.  THE POINT IS I'll get slightly distracted but it rounds down to Not Distracted  as opposed to Fully Distracted.  So that's good and crap.  Jeez.  Wore my middle heaviest sweatshirt jacket last walk.  VERY comfortable.  Wasn't too cold.  Wasn't too warm.  THAT'S WHAT COMFORTABLE IS it turns out.  So that's good.  How many Simpsons VIDEO GAMES have I owned in my life.  Definitely had one for Gameboy from like 1992.  Definitely had the Simpsons version of Crazy Taxi I THINK FOR DREAMCAST.  Gotta have owned other ones.  I remember at least one ARCADE game I've played.  Hmm.  That might be it!  I dunno.  Hey I can LTURQ.  KRUSTY'S FUN HOUSE for Super Nintendo!  That rings a bell.  I either owned that or rented it plenty of times.  VIRTUAL SPRINGFIELD for PC looks familiar.  That might be it.
   Amazing.  Last paragraph of Daytime Day.  Were any of those games good?  Sure some of them got the job done.  Feels like there should have been a Simpsons game that was like The Simpsons Version of Nagano Olympics 1998.  There was Winter Olympics game with a dozen different Winter Olympics events!  This time it's Simpsons characters participating in them!  You get THE REAL VOICES with dialogue written by THE REAL WRITERS in their OVERTIME.  AND THEY'RE LUGING AND CRAP.  Not the voice actors or dialogue writers.  THE SIMPSONS CHARACTERS in the video game.  Maybe the voice actors and dialogue writers did some LUGING to get a sense of what they're dealing with, I dunno!  I'd HOPE so!  Hmm.  OH NO I checked 538 and it updated.  CRAP.  I had a nice streak of not seeing an update for a few hours because it wasn't updated.  Good news is it's mostly the same as before but 1 or 2 things is a point better for Democrats.  WOW AMAZING.  Let's stop now while I'm on top!  Don't check until tomorrow!  Maybe.  Anything's possible!  I'll be back tonight.

here comes the rest

    HEY!  BIG NEWS!  I'm wearing my mid-strength Sweatshirt Jacket in the house Right NOW.  Also having delicious fudgesicle.  I had NO snack before this at all today.  Planning on having tootsie pop with Act III Part II.  THAT'S IT.  In the end it'll mean I put on about 1/8th of a pound today instead of 1/4th.  So that's GREAT.  Had delicious Wide Al Fredo for lunch. Pretty good.  Had delicious London Broil Part II for dinner.  EVEN BETTER.  Don't even get me started on How Much I Will Enjoy Tootsie Pop.  FUCK I GOT STARTED ON IT ANYWAY.  The point is I'll enjoy it Just Fine.  Hmm.  Haven't looked at Senate/House Projections AT ALL since the last time I told you I did about Oh I Don't Know NINE HOURS AGO.  And my life is all the better for it!  HEY Rosh Hashanah might be tomorrow night.  FINALLY a New Year for Us Jews.  I'm SICK of sharing Regular New Years with Regulars.  I feel too full from 40 calorie fidgesuckle.  More hearty than I expected.  Maybe it's from more London Broil than I expected.  No probably the 40 calorie Pop Of Mostly Just Ice.
   Whatever.  Without snack replenishment throughout the day I have no INSPIRATION for Entry Acts.  Snacks are the fuel my body needs to Output Paragraphs.  Go figure!  Now we know!  Hmm.  Lotta fun watching The Simpsons as well as Tales In The Crypt.  Season II of The Simpsons is SOLIDLY into The Simpsons.  You watch Season I and you're like HEY THIS REALLY AIN'T QUITE THE REGULAR SIMPSONS.  But you don't have to wait until season three or four.  SEASON II IS REGULAR THE SIMPSONS.  Anyway.  I've been having fun watching The Simpsons but I only laughed out loud a few times.  One of them is the Treehouse Of Horror episode segment where they're abducted by aliens and they think the aliens are fattening them up to eat them and Homer goes Nobody, BUT NOBODY, Eats The Simpsons!  I ENJOYED IT and now you can enjoy it Vicariously through me.  LAUGH GOD DAMN YOU IT'S FUNNY.  The Mets lost their baseball game today.  GOOD.  Maybe the Democrats chance of keeping the senate went UP one point.  I'd trade ALL THE METS LOSSES IN THE WORLD for a single point Up in Senate Prokections.  WOW
   Four paragraphs to go until Recess Walk.  Pretty ahead of schedule tonight.  Early dinner means early entry!  Good deal!  What kinda lunch I got going on for tomorrow.  That'll be fun!  Turkey sandwich or veggie burger or kids chicken parm.  SOUNDS LIKE SANDWICH IS THE WAY TO GO.  Probs TURKS.  Also breakfast BETTER BE a Balanced Breakfast.  The Egg White I got is possibly closing in ON A WEEK OLD. EGG WHITE DON'T STAY FRESH FOREVER.  EGG WHITE MAY NOT EVEN STAY FRESH INDEFINITELY.  Egg white might go out of freshness ASAP. Hmm.  Lookin' like my NightTime PreBed TalesInTheCrypt is gonna be Deadline.  A FINE EPISODE.  I can see myself, "Digging," that episode after Entry and Before Going To Bed.  WAIT A SECOND the plan has been to not eat anything with bedtime tonight.  THAT WILL RUIN EVERYTHING.  I may not need it HUNGERwise but It makes everything ALL THE MORE PLEASANT.  Whatta gyp one might say.  I just said it.  No MIGHT about it.  It's all Said and Done!  That's a phrase for some reason.  Hmm.  Would another 40 calorie fudgesicle be a big deal.  I guess not.  Let's do that.  NOT A BIG DEAL AT ALL.  I'M GONNA POUR SOME MORE SPRITE
    A-mazing.  Ended up pouring root beer instead.  Go figure!  Hmm.  Thinking about going with a cherry tootsie pop later on.  I haven't devoted that much thought to it though.  It was just the first thing that tootsie popped into my mind.  Look it's gonna be either cherry or chocolate.  That's the choices I got.  CHERRY MIGHT BE FUN.  Also it's HEALTHY because it's RED.  I'm gonna be very honest with you I HAD 5 SQUARES OF CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH today.  We're talkin' I had THREE at once at one point.  Then later on I had TWO at once.  At a second point!  PROBABLY ADDS UP TO LIKE 16-20 calories.  It SHOULDN'T.  If anything it should be Calorie NEUTRAL.  But that's not the world we live in.  It's the world we live ON.  Wait no that's not accurate either.  Oh okay.  The point is I think USA SHOULD BE  CALORIE NEUTRAL by 2030!  The point is I finished Beer #1 around the end of the last paragraph.  haven't started Beer #2 yet!  I guess I will Oh I Don't Know at the start of PARAGRAPH 6.
    Amazing.  Not having it right away gives me something TO LOOK FORWARD TO.  Which is a POSITIVE thing.  Without things to Look At either in Forward Or Past MIND WOULD BE TOO BLANK.  And that'd be unpleasant for everyone involved!  Mostly just me.  Kinda feels like no one else is involved in What's Going On In My Mind.  Kinda really HOPE NOT at least.  So that's good.  Then again if Some Greatness is going on in my mind maybe I'd be being a good person to let other people in on that fun?  Not sure I feel comfortable with that but Hey I WANNA BE A GOOD CITIZEN.  Hmm.  Got one left Dogfish Head beer to drink.  To finish tonight!  Then after that I'm startin' some Miller Lite.  Presumably tomorrow.  Don't see why I'd need a third beer tonight.  Then again What I Don't See Can Fill A Book.  Or some sort of graphic novel.  Maybe some lengthy instruction manual.  I don't have all the details in front of me
   Last paragraph before Recess. Changed Image Format on TV!  I switched from DYNAMIC image configuration to NATURAL.  Similar!  But Different!  THINGS LOOK A Little bit more natural now!  Unfortunately slightly less dynamic though.  Life is all about compromise.  Hmm.  I'm not gonna lie I had 2 more Cinnamon Toast Crunches while I was downstairs getting beer.  I DON'T KNOW WHY.  I DON'T KNOW WHY ANYTHING HAPPENS.  Oh well what can ya do.  Anyway what today is it.  Saturday.  That's what today it is.  Amazing.  Gotta get up early tomorrow to take out some garbage and move some stuff around to help my Dad prepare for Nurse Blood Infusion he's getting.  GREAT.  I can GET ON TOP of doing everything in MY Morning ON OR AHEAD of schedule.  That'll be a blast and a half and whatknot.  Maybe I got Raspberry tootsie pop in addition to cherry.  And I just register them all as Red.  I DUNNO HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT.  Maybe I don't HAVE to feel about that AT ALL because it's incorrect.  LEMME LTURQ.  OK I got like eight or so Chocolates and three Cherries.  THAT'S IT.  OH NO I'M RUNNING LOW.  THIS IS TERRIBLE.  I'll BE BACK SOON.

   Hey!  Got cherry tootsie pop going.  Presumably.  If it's Empty A Tootsie Roll in the middle really just a cherry lollipop.  And I've had a few tootsie pops lately without tootsie roll in the middle.  THIS CUOLDA BEEN FROM THAT BAG AND WHATKNOT.  Anyway how much of Beer #2 do I got left over.  Maybe about 20-25%!  That'll do I guess.  Anyway what else do I got going for me tonight.  NO CHECKING FIVETIRTYEIGHT unfortunately.  However tomorrow morning will be a real THRILL to check it.  Oh no it might be terrible knews.  Oh well that's the risk we take When Living Life.  Life might involve some Terrible Knews!  Hmm.  What kinda songs did I listen to during Recess.  Same kinda songs as always.  Just Slightly Different.  Also NO SPOILERS.  I can't tell you the TRACKS I listened to.  You gotta live your life by yourself.  Don't let MY TRACKS impact YOUR Recess Walks and whatknot.  What's going on.
   Looking forward to chomping down on this tootsie pop more than usual even!  Probably because I've had less snacks today.  Wanna chomp down to Satiate my hunger more than usual.  Hmm.  DEADLINE eh.  I wonder how many minutes this episode'll be.  Could be only 23 minutes!  Could be 27 minutes.  Could be lots of amounts of minutes, what do I know.  Getting close to Chomping Down on Lollipop.  Also from what I can tell I'm guessing this tootsie pop has a tootsie roll in the center.  Just the general feeling I get from Getting Close To It during Sucking.  Alright I'm gonna bite down soon.  Hmm.  ALRIGHT there is a tootsie pop in here.  In the process of chewing it.  So far, so good!  Hmm.  What a wonderful life I Lead.  Maybe I have delicious fudgesicle at bedtime, maybe not!  I WIN EITHER WAY.  Not sure how.  I don't really LOSE either way.  NOT LOSING IS WINNING.  I can't even IMAGINE how much Winning not losing is.  IT's BEYOND MY COMPREHENSION, that's how good it is.  How successful will I be in not eating NightMight tonight to make up for LastNight NightMight.  My guess is NOT VERY.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Amazing.  Frosted Flakes Balanced Breakfast coming up.  That's the way to go!  Gonna enjoy that.  Use some measuring cup to pour cereal in and then pour into regular Bowl.  Put measuring cup back as if I had never used it.  LOOK I'll use a paper towel UNWHETTED to dust out any cereal bits that might have remained.  I'm not PROUD of putting measuring cup right back in drawer but I'M TE ONLY ONE WHO USES IT and I DON'T MIND.  Also NO CEREAL DUST OR ANYTHING gonna stick to measuring cup.  It's just not the way things work!  So basically I got all that going for me is the point.  What else do I got going for me as some sort of point.  Hmm.  Just finished beer.  Amazing stuff.  I liked the part where it slid down my gullet more or less the way you'd imagine it would!  Maybe just go right to bed after Entry.  So I don't have to worry about eating a Fudgesicle or not or something.  Just get a jumpstart on Being Asleep!  Sounds great IN THEORY.  Also it would sound great IN PRACTICE.  But it's hard to put THE THEORY INTO PRACTICE.
   Last paragraph of the day!  Hmm.  Another day accomplished.  Totally served as the bridge from yesterday to tomorrow.  Without today I wouldn't know where yesterday ends and tomorrow begins!  Hmm.  I'm pretty sure this doesn't exist but I feel like I had a Simpsons book where each page was just another Bart At The Chalkboard Gag.  I'm 95+% sure that book does not exist.  But I'm also 50+% sure They've AT LEAST strongly considered making that book.  And maybe there's a 20+% chance it exists.  And if it does exist there's a 45+% chance I owned it.  HMM NOW I REALLLY DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.  The point is I'm SO CLOSE to being done with the entry.  I wonder how soon I'll run out of soda.  On account of not having of the Orange Soda.  Which is about 1/4th of the sodas I get.  My guess is I run out the day before I re-up.  I'll keep you posted on this situation as it updates itself or somethin, I dunno!  Be back tomorrow!

-9:56 P.M.

Friday, September 23, 2022

You Know Titles Like This

    Hey!  About half an hour ahead of schedule today!  However I'm waiting on a super market delivery that can come at any time PROBABLY within the next 2.5 hours!  Could interrupt Act I!  Could cause me to have to skip a walk!  We'll see how it all, "Shakes," out and crap.  Anyway.  Ate too much NightMight snacking!  Not a BANGE by any means but maybe A QUARTER WAY THERE.  Ate delicious Frenched Toast for breakfast.  No more French Toast!  I ate it all!  Not all the French toast in the world!  MAYBE all the french toast in the world.  I don't have the numbers in front of me or anything.  Hmm.  Cold today outta nowhere!  Yesterday morning it was seventy OR SEVENTRY THREE degrees.  Now we're down to 55!  I wore pretty heavy sweatshirt jacket and I was still a bit cold!  GOOD NEWS I GOT SWEATSHIRT JACKET that's even slightly heavier!  Either way WAY TO LINE UP WITH FALL almost exactly.  Weather knows what's up!  Gonna line up with seasons all by itself!  Hmm.  Mets game at 9:40 PM.  Wow.  Too late for my sensibilities or something.
    Yeah!  Presumably 10 paragraph Act I and 5 paragraph Act II!  I guess it's possible things are mixed up enough that I rearrange things.  Maybe take a shower between walks II and III and Act II between walks III and IV.  Instead of other way around.  I don't have to explain myself to you!  Probably SHOULD.  You're going out of your way to join me on this Paragraphs Journey so I do kind of owe it to you to help you follow along properly.  Oh well what can ya do.  Guess I could have salad today for lunch.  I still got dumb Hearty Bread from 2 weeks ago.  I could have a slice of that.  If I'm having hearty bread why not have a sandwich.  Cause SHUT UP that's why.  I don't wanna have TWO slices of hearty bread!  That's INSANE.  I don't enjoy it these days!  Hmm.  FRIDAY eh.  After Super Market deliveries today I don't have CHORE for a while.  Well I should make some more progress with Bathroom.  Either today or sometime over the next few days.  OH NO SOUNDS LIKE CHORE.
   Third paragraph!  Amazing.  I got up on time today!  Successfully DID IT!  That's the biggest chore of all sometimes.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Cherries Jubilee Day, National Horchata Day, and National Mofongo Day.  I don't know what any of those words mean!  Well Cherries I have a good idea of.  Let's GO THROUGH EM.  Dessert Dish.  Liqueour.  Flambeed.  So they set fire to cherries or something.  And it's a dessert!  Leave me OUT OF IT.  I enjoyed cherry flavor lollipop last night SURE but real cherries?  That sounds DANGEROUSLY CLOSE TO HEALTHY.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT. Horchata.  I'm spelling it right but Microsoft FrontPage does not recognize it as a word.  Let's see what it is!  Beverage.  Generally plant based.  Sometimes animal Milk.  Yeah but WHAT ELSE IS IN IT.  LOTS OF VARIETIES.  That are all different!  NOT SURE WHY THEY'RE ALL HORCHATA THOUGH.  Anyway.  It can be A FLAVOR.  Horchata flavored coffee.  FINE EXPLAIN YOURSELF THERE.  Smooth Creamy Cinnamon Taste.  Which is based on MEXICO version of Horchata. Oh sounds interesting.
   I still have a National Food to get to but that last paragraph was too long.  I HAD TO START A NEW PARAGRAPH FOR IT.  You can understand that CAN'T YOU.  Anyway.  Mofongo.  I've heard that word before!  You don't forget hearing a word like Mofongo.  Let's LTURQ.  Puerto Rican dish with plantains as main ingrient with some sort of meat stuffing and/or whatknot.  Sounds interesting.  I don't like the idea of plantains but OTHER THAN THAT very interesting.  What else.  In a few months am I done talking about National Foods Of The Tomorrow.  I don't think I started it this year on January First.  Probably around MARCH or APRIL.  Hmm.  Also each year they can UPDATE it.  The point is oh well what can ya do.  We are now officially in WINDOW Super Market said they'd be here.  10:00-12:00.  It's 10:00!  They're not always On The Ball though so ya never know.  Hmm.  Haven't said anything interesting in this entry in a while.  Perhaps EVER!  That doesn't sound good.  Anyway.  One more paragraph until Coffee!
    I know what COFFEE is.  It's the beverage thing.  Served hot often.  Ya mix in stuff with it on occasion.  Wasn't able to finish New In Alternative music playlist yesterday before they updated it today!  Oh well.  Guess I'll have to start somewhere else brand new or something.  Weezer's FALL mini album, "dropped," today!  Them suckers are releasing a mini album for Each of the seasons this year.  TODAY IS A NEW SEASON as far as Music Releases are concerned!  So that's fun.  I'd HAPPILY accept Super Market delivery interrupting this Act because it means I won't have to Wait Around for it and/or have to skip a walk!  THAT'D BE THE PITS.  And the pendulums.  WAIT NO JUST THE PITS.  What's the point of pendulums again.  Time keeping?  I forget.  Lemme LTURQ.  WOW.  From 1582 to 1930 Pendulum was WORLD STANDARD for Time Keeping!  THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD RUN.  Also I assume it chops off peoples heads or something in Pit and The Pendulum.  Don't remember exactly.  Then again no spoilers.  Then again MAYBE SPOILERS.
    Coffee time!  Delightful.  Thinking about re-watching Deadwood.  However I already have my plate full with Tales In The Crypt and The Simpsons.  So I really don't feel comfortable adding a third thing to the mix.  OH WELL.  Maybe one day I'll finish The Simpsons in roughly 10 years (accurate assessment!).  I don't see how I could EVER be done with Tales In The Crypt.  Hmm.  Maybe I just STOP one time after cycling through it completely.  JUST LIKE THAT.  Hmm.  Next episode I have of Tales In The Crypt is Top Billing.  That's the one with Jon Lovitz.  Very confident he got Top Billing in this episode.  Main character BY FAR.  No question about it!  Anyway WHERE was Jon Lovitz in his career for this episode.  He couldn't have been that far along!  I think it was only 1992 or 1991 or so.  Lemme LTURQ. RELEASED JUNE 26, 1991.  What had Jon Lovitz accomplished Filmography Wise up to that point.  WOW he was on SNL from 1985-1992.  Didn't realize he was on it that early.  Didn't realize he wasn't on it that late!  NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I HARDLY REALIZE ANYTHING.
   Seventh paragraph!  Amazing!  The PENDLUM is scary but DON'T SLEEP ON THE PIT.  How'd you like to be in a Pit.  You wouldn't, it's terrible.  What else is going on and crap.  Gonna have to put on SOME SORT of playlist after Weezer album is done in 2 songs.  Hmm.  Maybe go to a Today's Hits.  I wanna be ON TOP of what the kids and/or adults are listening to today.  I assume the adults are listening to what the kids are listening to.  And on occasion the kids are listening to what the adults are listening to.  The point is YOU'RE NEVER TOO YOUNG and/or OLD FOR MUSIC HITS.  So that's good.  Communal Dinner Delivery tonight!  What will it be?  I have NO IDEA.  It really could be anything at this point.  Very stressful!  I WANT TO HAVE SOME IDEA what I got going on in the future Dinner Delivery.  Uncertainty is very uncomfortable I feel.  MOFONGO.  What THE HELL IS THAT.  Oh banana thing.  It's all coming back to me.  Wrote seven paragraphs in 35 minutes.  AMAZING RATE OF PARAGRAPHS.
   Look was it really Thirty Seven minutes?  YEAH.  I didn't wanna round up to FOURTY minutes.  That'd make me look bad.  But now I feel guilty about rounding down to Thirty Five minutes.  It wasn't THAT quick.  Either way you get the idea now.  Feels like Jon Lovitz should be rebooted these days.  I don't see why we don't see more of Jon Lovitz.  Maybe he's some sort of Problematic.  I dunno.  What else do I got going on for me.  Act I SUCKS today.  BUT I am almost done with it.  SUCKS FOR YOU.  SUCKS FOR ME.  But then me being able to move on with my Day IS GOOD FOR ME.  Also I guess if you made it this far YOU GET TO MOVE ON WITH YOUR DAY TOO. You gained NOTHING from reading this but YOU DID ANYWAY and now AT LEAST IT'S OVER AND DONE WITH.  Well not COMPLETELY.  But we're a lot closer than before I started writing these 7.5 paragraphs!  So that's good for everyone.  Guess next thing I put on TV MAY be Top Billing.  Or MAY be the Simpsons.  WOW GOOD STUFF.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  I THINK I figured out how Major League Baseball Post Season works these days.  Wild Cards are different than they used to be!  I THINK I know how it is though.  Best of THREE series.  In the past all post season series were best of SEVEN.  Then some were best of FIVE.  Then some were best of ONE.  Now some are best of THREE.  So that's fun I guess.  Better than BEST OF ONE.  YOU LOSE THE FIRST GAME ALL YA GOTTA DO IS WIN THE NEXT TWO AND YOU COME OUT ON TOP.  Amazing.  The more games THE BETTER.  The better team has a better chance to win because it REVERTS as such.  Also MORE FUN VIEWING TIME.  We're talkin TWO OR THREE TIMES the amount of fun a One Game Series would be.  WOW LOTS OF FUN I LOVE IT.  Hmm.  What else do I got going for me.  Wonder if the Mets will make a run deep into the playoffs this year.  Maybe WORLD SERIES runner-up deep!  That's the dream right.  Making it to the world series and then losing.  WHY ASK FOR TOO MUCH.  SETTLE FOR WORLD SERIES LOSER.  That's MY first instinct.
   Last paragraph of act!  HEY just checked outside and Fresh Direct truck is here.  DELIGHTFUL.  I'll get to this paragraph in about 20-25 minutes!  HEY.  Been about 16 minutes.  Them suckers didn't send me my orange soda.  I GOT SIX OF EM AT A 3 CENT DISCOUNT PER LITER.  They gave me ZERO OF EM.  O hwell such is life.  Call em up get some sort of Bonus.  Not just what I paid.  Presumably MORE for our trouble!  ALRIGHT.  MORE!  TROUBLE!  LOVE IT.  JON LOVE ITz.  How much ahead of schedule am I going to be going forward.  45 minutes or so.  Maybe a bit more.  That bonus time presumably gets spent and/or concentrated in period between walk III and IV.  SHOWER PERIOD.  Probably AFTER shower.  So that's good.  How many times have I refreshed Five Thirty Eight projection for Senate and/or House control so far today.  I dunno, only thirty or so times I feel.  Not that much.  It's FUN because it's NUMBERS.  I GET NUMBERS.  THEY MEAN WHAT THEY MEAN.  Love it!  Hey that's it for now.  Gonna take a walk.  Be back real soon!

Sounds Like Something I'd Say

    Hey!  It's been roughly Real Soon so here I am again.  WHAT IF I don't check Senate and/or House projections FOR THE REST OF THE DAY.  That sounds difficult.  But if I could do it THEN I KNOW I CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING!  So that'd be good to find out.  Look I'm not gonna wanna accomplish EVERYTHING.  But knowing that I can and using that power on a Thing-By-Thing basis as time progresses would be GREAT.  Anyway.  Got coffee #2 going and some sprite.  NO ORANGE SODA leftover from last week.  None this week.  Will I survive?  I hope so!  And if I do I KNOW I CAN ACCOMPLISH ANYTHING YET AGAIN.  Hmm.  How much time do I wanna finish this act in.  It means nothing.  I have unlimited time.  So that's good.  It was warmer second walk compared to first.  I OVER DRESSED.  In terms of warmth.  Sometimes if people say they overdressed they mean in terms of Fancy.  I MEAN WARMTH.  Maybe my heaviest sweatshirt jacket was also too fancy I DON'T KNOW.  What if I check senate and/or house projections but ONLY WHEN I'M PRETTY SURE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN UPDATED YET.
    Sounds like an intriguing compromise!  Hmm.  What am I gonna do after upcoming walk.  Probably take shower right after.  Then who knows!  Maybe The Simpsons now that I think about it.  What's Season II Episode I episode.  My guess is BART IS IN IT SOMEHOW.  Let's see.  Bart Gets an F.  Oh.  I know this episode!  This one is a classic!  I saw it as a re-run.  WHAT'S A RE-RUN.  ETC AND SO ON!  What else.  I feel like when I was VERY YOUNG they still showed the Honey Mooners late at night on some Basic Cable Channel.  PERHAPS EVEN SOME REGULAR TV CHANNEL?  Nah that can't be.  But it was a NORMAL Basic Cable Channel.  Half the basic cable channels you don't know from Adam. THIS ONE was a RELEVANT basic cable channel.  Also what else is going on and crap.  Still got Amazon Fresh delivery presumably between 3 and 5 PM.  They're usually pretty on time with that crap.  I guess it's vaguely possible they'll make me skip a walk.  But probably not!  Might make Walks 5-6 Period Of Day CRUNCH TIME but I could fit in walks PROBABLY.
   Three paragraphs to go for Daytime Day.  WENT TO TODAY'S HITS after WEEZER AUTUMNS.  I assume they called their album Autumn and not Fall.  Maybe some FUN variation spelling of Autumn. Let's see.  Nope.  Just Autumn.  GO figure!  Wonderful.  I've been refreshing congress projections because I'm PRETTY SURE they haven't been updated yet at this point since last time.  So far so good!  What an idiot.  Anyway.  I'll watch some Bart Gets An F as the first thing I put on TV for the day.  Sure!  I got fond memories of this episode off the top of my head.  Not so much The Jokes but the PREMISE of the episode.  Let's face facts THE JOKES ARE GONNA BE PRETTY GOOD TOO.  Hmm.  I hope Bart doesn't use the, "F," he got to replace the first letter of his name.  NO SPOILERS but let's just say it's one of the most unpleasant words and/or concepts around.  Hmm.  What sweatshirt jacket do I go with for upcoming walk.  NYU Sweatshirt jacket that's really just a sweater with a hood?  GREY sweatshirt jacket that's pretty heavy?  Or BLACK sweatshirt jacket that I've been CONSIDERING  as slightly more heavy than Grey but NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT could be the same or LESS heavy.  DIFFERENT material.  Now that I think about it Not sure which is HEAVIEST persay.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  Upcoming snack in about an hour and fourty five minutes probably gonna be either Keto Bar Brownie or Delicious Golden Graham Bar.  Golden Graham bar is more DELICIOUS but it's THIRTY CALORIES MORE.  NOT TOO MUCH MORE.  But is it worth it?  REMAINS TO BE SEEN.  It may NEVER be seen.  I will make a decision one way or the other but I will never SEE whether it was the right decision ultimately.  Hmm.  Leaning towards having salad with a slice of Hearty Dumb Bread.  That'd be good.  Get salad out of the way for the week!  It's all uphill from there!  Downhill.  Whatever.  Point is There's A Hill And I'm Having Fun With It.  The point is I talked about THREE National Foods of the tomorrow and I don't think I ever really absorbed what ANY OF THEM were.  I got the sense for them.  Cherrie jubilee is FLAMED cherries for dessert.  Mofongo is banana with things in it or something.  Middle one was something.  Don't remember what it was at all.  Sounds like the middle one I didn't absorb much.  Didn't even absorb WHAT IT WAS CALLED.  Oh well that's life I guess.  No going back now!  We must look FORWARD not BACK.
   Last paragraph of Daytime Day!  Still morning!  We're talking it's 11:59 AM RIGHT NOW.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  When it turns 12:00 PM I will let you know!  Take my word for it.  I'd have no reason to lie to you.  Because that'd be a strange way to go about things, just lying needlessly ab... OKAY IT'S 12:00 PM!  Amazing.  Looks like Super Market is giving us the credit for soda I didn't get.  NO BONUS THOUGH.  I think we should get a lot of money for the inconvenience they've caused us.  And I mean A LOT of money.  DOZENS OF THEM.  Them what.  MONEY.  Oh okay.  Hmm.  I dunno.  OH.  Middle thing was some sort of beverage.  Plant based or animal milk.  SEE I'M LEARNING THINGS.  I know there's a beverage out there plant based and/or animal milk based.  KNOWLEDGE IS POWER.  Hmm.  I guess that's it for now.  I'll be back tonight!

why would you say that

    Hi friends!  Sucking on chocolate lollipop.  I like the part where it satiates my hunger.  More or less.  Anyway got delicious London Broil as a 2 part Dinn'r from Del'i.  We're talkin THAT, we're talkin FREEDOM FRIES, and we're talkin CARROTS and we're talkin SOME SAUTEE ONION.  GREAT AMOUNT FOR A 2 DINN'R SPLIT.  At first I was worried it was TOO MUCH London Broil but it turns out NOPE JUST RIGHT.  A LOT BUT ACTUALLY REASONABLE.  So basically my life was pretty good for about six minutes while I was eating that.  Let's be fair it was more like NINE minutes actually.  Including the time I was refreshing TWITTER.  Twitter is very good for the digestion.  That's been my experience.  Got delicious Craft Light Beer.  I think it's c raft.  Craft just means Non Generic Brand, right?  Lemme LTURQ.  Made in a, "TRADITIONAL," or, "NON-MECHANIZED," way by a small brewery.  YEAH.  Now we know what the film The Craft was about.  Non Traditional YET Mechanized Women.  Wait that's the EXACT OPPOSITE of The Craft.  What's going on again.
    That's a paragraph for ya.  I'm not 100% pleased with it but At Least Neither Are You.  Right now thinking hard about having a HEARTY Quest Bar as upcoming snack.  Hershey bar is more delicious.  But Quest bar is more hearty.  DAMNIT I just distracted myself talking about Hearty and/or Not Hearty Enough snacks and I inadvertently Crunched down on my lollipop!  That could have lasted me 4-6 more sentences in an ideal world.  Well there goes that.  Guess it could have lasted me 4-6 LESS sentences in AN EVEN LESS Ideal World Than The One We're In.  So let's try to stay positive is the point!  What else do I got going for me.  Relatively early In The NightTime.  Normally it'd be Oh I Don't Know TWUENTY minutes later in the night twere I up to This Point In NightTime Schedule: The 2nd Paragraph NORMALLY.  Huh.  HAVEN'T CHECKED senate or congress projections in LIKE SIX HOURS.  MAN OH MAN.  I didn't realize it was that long.  In my head it was like 3 hours.  NOPE.  More like six.  WHERE'S MY PARADE.
   Not sure it'll be any time soon.  First I need to give you time to Plan and Prepare the parade.  You were just alerted to It's Need JUST NOW.  I'll give ya a few weeks to plan my parade.  But don't dillydally TOO much!  Hmm.  Dillydally is accepted as a word.  Very unhappy about that.  Not sure why.  Maybe if I twere in another mindset I'd feel GREAT for Dillydally.  Not right now though!  It BOTHERS ME.  A LOT.  Such is life.  Watched FOUR The Simpsons today.  Watched I'm gonna guess FIVE Tales In The Crypt.  Let's Consult The Episode Guide.  NOPE JUST FOUR.  FUCK I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE GUESSED FOUR.  MY EVENING IS RUINED.  RUINED I SAY.  Then I SAY'D IT AGAIN.  Not 100% sure why.  HEY YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I HAD FOR LUNCH.  I had chicken cesar salad.  With NO side.  No bread.  No NOTHIN.  You IDIOTS.  Delicious Balanced Breakfast tomorrow morning HOPEFULLY.  But then again some BLACK * WHITE COOKIE could be fun.  HEY I COULD HAVE FUN 1.5 DELICIOUS BLACK AND WHITE COOKIES FOR INDULGENCE SNACK.
   Oh well what can ya do.  Get started on Act III part I sub-part ii.  What's the plan for checking Senate and/or Congress Projection Estimations.  IN TE MORNING.  Not THIS morning.  Already happened.  We're talkin' Tomorrow Morning.  I CAN DO IT.  I can make it!  We'll see.  The point is what kind of lunch I got going on tomorrow.  Veggie burger split into 3 small veggie burgers.  That's the bread I got this week!  Mom got a bunch of Mini-Rolls.  I'm piggybanking on that and will have THREE of them PER LUNCH SANDWICH(es) MEAL.  Sure I know what words mean.  What else is up.  Feel like the veggie burger will extend beyond what the rolls can hold.  Rolls are that small!  Even with three The Amount Of Veggie Bruger There Is Out-spans the rolls.  AMAZING.  I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.  Not worth Dying Over. So I'll just continue to live I guess!  Hmm.  OH RIGHT.  Lunch tomorrow.  Turkey sandwiches, veggie burger sandwiches, chicken parm KIDS VERSH or Wide Al Fredo.  Oh okay great.
   Hmm.  Finished my box of Small Cancer Animal Crackers.  Didn't get a back-up one at any point.  GOOD.  These are ONE HUNDRED PERCENT Surplus Snacks.  I ONLY have them as Grazing NOT ACCOUNTED FOR snacks.  SEE YOU IN HELL that kind of thing.  Then again I'll miss 'em.  Each one is like four or five calories.  Having one at a time is okay but if you ever get the chance HAVE LIKE THREE OR FOUR AT ONCE YOU'LL LOVE IT.  So that's good.  Still working on my first beer of the night.  Guess I'll go with starting 2nd beer after RecessWalk.  Another night of a Mere Two Beer.  WOW RHYME LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  MORE TAN WE ALREADY HAVE WHICH IS ALREADY TOO MUCH.  Well great let's move on with our lives though At This Point.  Anyway.  Not sure why that Anyway had to be in Italics.  I DO know why the 2nd one had to be in italics.  THAT I GET.  The first one though REMAINS A MYSTERY EVEN TO THIS DAY.  Hmm.  Made a lot of good progress in TODAY'S HITS.  I like 'em.  Solid Some Percentage Point of Today's Hits are PLEASURABLE EXPERIENCES to me for them to get stuffed down my earholes!
   Last paragraph of Act III Part I!  Amazing.  Anythin good going on for me tonight.  Guess I get to go to sleep early.  We're talkin I could be finished with Tales In The Crypt NightTime Episode a solid HALF AN HOUR sooner than usual.  THAT'S THE STATE OF TE WORLD WE LIVE IN for tonight.  So that's good.  Ugh.  Should I take my Recess Walk BACKWARDS or not.  Sometimes I like taking Ultimate Walk of the day backwards. Either final walk overall (City) backwards or penultimate walk overall (Ultimate Park Walk) backwards.  Hmm.  I think I'll wing it!  See how I feel IN THE MOMENT while departing from my house.  I'll keep you updated on this IMPORTANT situation as it progresses.  It may not seem important but it has IMPORTANT IMPLICATIONS for The Rest Of Things.  You know that sort of thing.  Well that's good.  I'm gonna go take Walk now.  Be back later with Some Goods. 

   Hey!  Been another hour and fifteen minutes without checking Congress Poll Projections!  YEAH.  Ate a delicious Hershem Bar with Alminds.  FELT LIKE THE RIGHT MOVE tonight.  I have FEW IF ANY regrets.  I decided to eat most of it while lying in bed.  Just felt like The Thing To Do!  But that's all behind me now.  Gotta think AHEAD.  Like Health Iced Cream Bar in Oh I Don't Know Seventy Five Minutes.  When I'm thinking about LAST period of time it's an hour and fifteen minutes.  When I'm thinking about NEXT period of time it's seventy five minutes.  GO FIGURE.  Chewing piece of Indulgence Gum right now.  FELT LIKE ONE WAY TO GO ABOUT THINGS.  Just started beer #2.  I think we're all caught up now.  DANGIT.  Now I gotta write three more paragraphs of Indeterminate Substance.  LOOK the point is that's good news obviously.  Unknown Substance and quality is very clearly better than Obviously Dumb Substance and Low Quality.  AS this paragraph was.  EXCEPT FOR THE LAST FEW SENTENCE.  I REALLY KICKED INTO GEAR THESE LAST FEW SENTENCES.
   Penpenultimate paragraph.  Probably have mint chocolate chip Enlightened Iced Cream Bar.  THEIR TERM NOT MINE.  I guess.  I'm not a huge fan by any stretch of the imagination of Undertaking Parlor but it's what's next on the Tales In The Crypt docket and I play by the rules.  Also maybe I'm due to enjoy it.  Anything can happen!  I didn't used to like Easel Kill Ya for a long time-- the episode I watched most recently-- but I really came to enjoy it the last half dozen times.  So it is possible for episodes to show me something they haven't really shown me in the past.  I mean-- it's not on THE EPISODES to change.  THEY WILL NOT CHANGE.  I hope not at least.  But MY EXPERIENCE can change FROM MY END.  I pay attention differently or something.  It's ON ME to make better moments from watching The Same TV over and over NOT THE SAME TV.  IT'S GONNA REMAIN THE SAME.  THE SONG REMAINS TEH SAME.  THAT'S A LED ZEPPELIN SONG ABOUT THE FUTURE.
   Hmm.  Penultimate paragraph.  What else do I got going on for me.  More beer and whatknot.  That should be fun.  It IS fun.  Already In The Process Of Being Fun.  Too cold tonight!  Wore either my heaviest sweatshirt jacket or second heaviest sweatshirt jacket and it was JUST warm enough.  ON TE BORDER OF NOT BEING QUITE WARM ENOUGH.  So that's something to look out for over the coming weeks.  Not sure what my alternative is.  Winter jacket?  C'mon!  GET REAL.  Maybe I need to figure out another In-Between Jacket.  Maybe you should mind your own business how about that?  Hmm.  I'M the one involving you.  YOU'RE not intruding into my personal business on your own accord.  THIS INVASION OF MY PRIVACY IS ALL MY FAULT.  Oh well what can ya do.  Probably nothing.  That's my first instinct on What You Can Do About Things.  I mean you CAN do ANYTHING In Response To Things.  BUT MOSTLY TO NO VAIL the majority of the time.
   Last paragraph!  What time am I getting up tomorrow morning.  Normal time!  Presumably!  Let's do it right tomorrow.  That's my new catchphrase.  Let's Do Tomorrow Right.  Wait no that's not right.  Let's Do It Right Tomorrow.  Oh okay sounds good.  Hmm.  Anyway I gotta write the rest of this paragraph now.  If not me, when?  If not now, who?  It was A BLAST taking walk a bit early today because when I went to bathroom in Starbucks NOT ONLY WAS STARBUCKS OPEN BUT IT WAS TWO THIRDS FULL.  I like to see people OUT AND ABOUT and HAVING A BLAST AND A HALF.  NOW I GOT TO PARTICIPATE in their fun myself!  Amazing.  Another half an hour or so without checking FiveThirtyEight.  Amazing. FUCK.  Their chance of taking the senate COULD BE DOWN A POINT compared to this morning.  COULD BE UP A POINT THAT'D BE CRAZY.  Look I'll check tomorrow morning I guess.  A LOTTA GOOD TAT DOES ME. I'll forget EXACTLY what the odds were Last Time I Checked.  Was it 71% they'd take the senate OR ONLY SEVENTY.  NOW MY LIFE IS RUINED BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW.  Anyway.  That's it.  I'll see ya'll tomorrow.

-9:46 P.M.

Thursday, September 22, 2022

Guess It's Time To Do This

    Hey!  Five minutes ahead of schedule!  HOWEVER supposed to be thunderstorming all day on and off.  Including in about 75 minutes!  THUSLY I will probably write 5 paragraph Act I instead of 10 so I could fit in next walk before it rains.  Presumably!  Then write 10 paragraph act II!  Presumably!  Then see how it goes for the rest of the day.  Hopefully make in roughly seven of eight walks.  That wouldn't be so bad.  Maybe I can't take more than 3 or 4!  I have no idea!  I'm no Meteor Man.  Ologist.  Whatever those jerks are called!  I dunno!  Not my business!  Kind of my business now.  Gotta refer to them!  Oh well too late now.  No Metropolitan games today.  You know when it's vanilla chocolate and strawberry iced cream.  Hmm.  Feel like I had more than my fair share of NightMight snacking.  Could be NOT THAT BAD.  Cause I remember 2 out of them were mere 40 calorie fudgesicles!  Had balanced breakfast this morning!  Starring Frosted Flakes.  WHAT A JOY.  Still got enough Egg White for another balanced breakfast!
   Good deal.  I feel like I should be able to finish these 5 paragraphs with AMPLE time to fit in walk before it starts raining.  If estimation of when it starts raining is right!  Or if its wrong but in the right direction!  You know LATER than it says?  Anyway.  Could always do some CircleWalking in my room.  Hmm.  Maybe this t his day as an opportunity to start cleansing my bathroom.  Not NOW.  Maybe in Afternoon though!  Maybe lots of things.  LIKE THAT.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Ontario Garlic Week, Hug A Vegetarian Day, and National Great American Pot Pie Day.  I don't know what an American Pot Pie is!  I don't know if it's a Great American Pot Pie AS A TITLE or if its just an American Pot Pie day and we celebrate specifically the ones that turn out great!  I DON'T KNOW WHAT HUGGING PEOPLE ARE.  What the HELL is Ontario supposed to mean.  Let's see.  It might just be pot pies in general.  And we're saying they're ALL American.  And they're all GREAT.  Or America is ALL GREAT so any pot pie from America is a Great American ETC.  I don't wanna eat Hugging Vegetarians.  They'd protest to getting eaten MORE THAN EVEN REGULAR.  Doesn't line up with their values.  Ontario Garlic.  Hmm.  Seems like garlic would be too, "Spicy," for Canadians.  Let's see. Just a week to celebrate Garlic.  Happens in Ontario.
   AMAZING.  The point is I have no White Chocolate today.  But I do have Chocolate.  And I AM white for now.  So I got that going for me.  Might only be light rain coming up.  I can't take that risk though!  HOWEVER if it starts raining the last few minutes of my walk then it being light rain is GREAT!  So that's good.  What episode of Tales In The Crypt do I have up.  Pretty confident it's My Brother's Keeper.  YEP SURE IS.  What a great episode with some glaring weird plot holes.  Half of them have glaring weird plot holes.  ADDS TO THE SPOOKINESS.  No it doesn't.  Not really!  But what can ya do.  If they didn't allow themselves glaring plot holes half the time they wouldn't be able to come up with any episodes!  Hmm.  What else is going on.  How much time do I have to write 2+ Paragraphs.  AN ENTIRE 25 MINUTES>  WHAT THE HELL.  TOO MUCH TIME.  Better ZONE OUT for a few minutes.  Eh maybe later.
   Penultimate paragraph of act!  Sweet!  Anyway.  Still on New In Alternative playlist.  Playlists get updated tomorrow!  I THINK I'm close to the end of this playlist such that I'd finish it before it gets updated and ruins everything!  Good deal!  Anyway.  Right now I'm lined up to try EXCITING new Fresh Direct Personal Made Meal.  We're talkin' Brisket, SMASHED Fingerling Potatos, and Greenhouse Broccoli.  I know what HALF of those words mean.  Anyway.  Bigger than my average lunch.  Remains to be seen HOW MUCH bigger.  Might get it and be like HEY THIS IS TOO BIG.  Or I might get it and be like hey bigger than average lunch but reasonable!  Not sure I like the idea of SMASHED now that I think about it.  Might mean MASHED.  And I don't f*** with mashed potatoes!  CAN'T SAY FUCK.  THIS IS A FAMILY PROGRAM.  Either way the pictures shows UNMASHED fingerling potatoes.  So let's cross your fingers and hope that's what its like in real life!
  Amazing.  Wrote 4 paragraphs in BUT TWENTY MINUTES.  Gonna fit in next walk real easy like before it rains.  Hmm.  I guess I'm stuck with turkey meatloaf * health spaghetti for lunch.  Oh well.  It was bound to happen at some point!  HMM.  Dinner tonight is a wildcard!  Probably due for Diner Dinner.  Could be bison burger easily BUT that's redundant with turkey meatloaf.  Could be a griddlecentric meal like perhaps Chocolated Chip Pancakes.  Could be a non-red meat dinner like a CHICKEN or a TURKEY.  Maybe some sort of chicken STIR FRY.  Fried Calamari.  Appetizer Sampler.  Some sort of OMELET.  Sounds like I got a lot of options.  REAL WILDCARD LIKE.  So that's good.  I knocked out 5 paragraphs in RECORD TIME.  Right now it's been 24 minutes since I started WORD ONE on Paragraph one.  Looks like I'm some sort of geinus.  Or wait.  What's the opposite of genius.  Idiot.  Oh okay that checks out.  The good news is next 10 paragraph is Not Much Crunch Time At All Probably.  Unless future rain estimations makes me wanna fit in THIRD walk at a certain time.  OH NO POSSIBLE CRUNCH TIME.  Anyway I'm gonna go now!  Be back soon!

Sure More Or Less

    Hey friends!  Time to write 10 paragraphs.  If I were taking walks on normal schedule I'd be taking the next one in about an hour and fourty five minutes.  Lemme LURQ how much rain is predicted in Upcoming Hours.  DANGIT looks like it's gonna be raining continually for at least four hours.  Hmm.  Guess it's time for some CircleWalk to the rescue.  And make some progress with cleaning bathroom perhaps.  Clean off SURFACES.  ALL THE NON-FLOOR SURFACES.  Wipe em down with DAMP paper towel.  Wipe em down with DRY paper towel.  Bathroom sink, bathroom toilet, tub, shelf.  SURFACES ONLY.  I could do that.  Oh well such is life.  Leaning towards Old Fashioned Freedom Toast for dinner tonight as of now.  Slightly smaller meal than normal.  Not HEALTHY.  But less calories!  THAT'LL EVEN OUT SOME MISSIN' WALK.  So that's good.  Hmm will I take some sort of In Room Recess halfway through this act?  Not planning on it!  But I COULD!  So that's GOOD.
   HMM maybe some of upcoming rain will be light rain.  Lemme LTURQ. HMM.  A fair amount of it qualifies as light rain!  And most of the rest qualifies as RAIN but it's VERY CLOSE to Light Rain.  HMM.  If THEY say its light rain I'd PROBABLY AGREE.  I might even be comfortable with what thy say is JUST RAIN.  We'll see I guess.  I'll see.  I'll let ya know!  After the fact!  Anyway got some non-stop coffee going for 10 paragraphs.  Presumably.  Maybe I finish two cups before entry is done.  Maybe I GO OVER 2 CUPS.  Either way it's great.  Anyway.  It's still early but I'm thinking about delicious small iced cream sandwich for upcoming snack.  In about 2-2.5 hours.  AMAZING.  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  We already talked about this.  Neapolitan Iced Cream.  Vanilla and chocolate and strawberry.  IS third iced cream Strawberry?  Could be SPUMONI or something?  Mabye PISTACHIO?  Maybe it's a wildcard!  Hmm.  Lookin' like strawberry.  Good for strawberry.  I dunno exactly HOW strawberry beat out all the rest of the comption for Third Main Iced Cream Flavor but Congratulations either way!
   YEAH.  Speaking of third main iced cream flavor TIME FOR THIRD PARAGRAPH.  WOW WHAT A SEGUE.  That can't be how you spell segue.  There's no, "W," sound letter in the word.  Segue should be pronounced Seg-you.  Or maybe Se-gyu.  BUT THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.  Anyway.  What else do I got going for me.  A FOURTHWAYS into Act II!  So that's good.  It'd be fun to play some Rocksmith with possibly bonus HomeTime.  Then again ya never know what's fun or not.  HEY watch some The Simpsons.  That's fun.  I've watched these episodes as much or more as Tales In The Crypt episode IN MY LIFE but not as much RECENTLY.  Look plenty of them I've watched MORE Than the 20-30 times I've watched Tales In The Crypt.  But plenty I've watched MAYBE ABOUT AS MUCH.  PERHAPS EVEN A FEW LESS?  Can't say for sure!  What episode do I got coming my way for  The Simpsons.  I think the last one I watched was the one where Bartholomew (The Boy) cuts off statue head.  WHAT'S NEXT IN STORE FOR THE SAMPSONS.  Oh I've watched FOUR EPISODES since The Telltale Head.  NOW I'M UP TO the one with the America's Most Wanted Babysitter.  LAST EPISODE OF SEASON I.  AMAZING.
   Fourth paragraph.  Wow those episodes just fly by don't they.  HMM.  If I can take my next walk about 15-30 minutes late I could walk in WHAT THEY DESCRIBE as light rain.  I'd have to clear that with my Dad though.  To see if he's skipping his walk altogether.  IF NOT THEN HE'S DUE FOR A WALK THEN.  Oh well what can ya do.  THIS IS GREAT NEWS.  What do you mean, "Oh well what can ya do."  THAT'S FOR NEGATIVE NEWS.  THIS IS POSITIVE.  Oh okay sure I guess.  THAT'S BETTER.  Anyway.  Old Fashioned French Toast is Whit Bread French Toast.  Which makes me wonder WHEN DID THEY INVENT SLICED BREAD.  Because apparently Everything they invented after that ISN'T AS GREAT AS THE NEW THING THAT YOU'RE COMPARING TO SLICED BREAD.  Anyway.  Couldn't have been later than the 1920's, right?  Could be the late 1800's or so.  Let's see.  First automatically sliced Commercial Loaves were from 1928.  AMAZING.  Gotta imagine it had occurred to people to slice bread themselves, though.  They didn't just make some bread and rip off chunks either with hands or teeth.  Not all the time at least! SOME enterprising people had the brilliant idea to cut off pieces, thus SLICING them!  Amazing!
   Fifth paragraph!  Good deal.  Just started AUDIBLY raining.  Probably was raining before for a while.  Couldn't explicitly HEAR IT.  Maybe I could and it just didn't register.  Either way oh well what can ya do.  AGAIN THIS IS GREAT NEWS.  I know, Like I Said, WHAT CAN YA DO.  Hmm.  Man.  Episode I of Season 34 of The Simpsons premieres this weekend.  OH NO I am the same age as The Simpsons as I caluculated a long time ago.  I AM GONNA BE 34 IN A FEW DAYS.  Well in real life I'll be 34 in a bit more than 3.5 months.  BUT IN SPIRIT I am 34 this weekend.  CRAP.  Then again hey 34 ain't so bad.  I feel at this point I've grown comfortable with being in my 30's in general.  TOOK ME A WHILE TO GET THERE but now I am!  Won't be SIX YEARS till I gotta re-calibrate and come to terms with New Decade Age.  WOW six years!  Hmm.  Guess I'm about halfway into Act II.  That's pretty good!  I dunno whattado with this is over.  Maybe take a shower.  Then re-assess if it's starting to rain lighter.  Hmm.  HEY halfway through Act.  NO BREAK.  Let's GO.
   Lookin' like now I got NINE Piece Of Gum to last me the next 24 hours.  SO that's good.  More than enough OR IS IT.  If I do circlewalks I may be TEMPTED to re-up with Chewing Gum bonus times during walk!  OH NO I'M SCARED.  Probably not gonna do any circlewalking though.  OH NOW I'M LESS SCARED THAN BEFORE.  Poured myself Entire Second Coffee.  No topping it off or anything.  Finished coffee One and poured a new entire cup!  I think there's some leftover in case I wanna TOP THIS ONE OFF but I'm gonna try to avoid that.  Not really TRY to avoid it.  Just gonna AIM for avoiding it.  So that's good.  WOW I'm almost at SEVENTH PARAGRAPH of a 10 paragraph act.  PLUS I don't have any 5 paragraph act coming up soon.  SEVEN PARAGRAPH AND ALMOST DONE WITH DAYTIME DAY.  Amazing.  Grossest part of my bathroom is toilet bowl!  Can't clean it completely at all!  When I cleaned bathroom to the best of my ability Oh I Don't Know SUMMER 2021 I tried and tried and the inside of toilet bowl was still gross as well as Plastic Seat of toilet bowl.  DANGIT.
   That's why it's hard to motivate me to clean bathroom.  IT'S A USELESS EXERCISE.  Grossest part will remain gross.  Then again I can do the rest of it in NOT TOO LONG OR STRENUOUS A TIME.  So let's get started and/or finished on that.  Not so much OR.  Not gonna get finished without starting.  I don't THINK SO at least.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  Besides all that other stuff that's going on for me that we already covered.  OH NO M Night Shaymalan Trailer for new film just, "Dropped!"  THAT SUCKER IS TWO MINUTES AND FOURTY SECONDS.  I'm not sure I'm comfortable committing that amount of time to something right now.  I'll watch it presumably maybe later in the day.  POSSIBLY WITHIN AN HOUR OR SO.  PROBABLY.  Either way what else do I got going on for me beyond the stuff that was going on for me before NOW PLUS The M Night Shaymalan Trailer.  Hmm.  ISN'T THAT ENOUGH to have going on for me?  You'd think so wouldn't you.  Three paragraphs to go.
   Sure.  I could at least ABSORB what the film is CALLED.  Ugh.  Fine. LET'S DO IT.  Knock At The Cabin.  WOW.  Must be a REALLY GOOD MOVIE if they're comfortable having a Clunky Title.  As it is RIGHT NOW.  Maybe after I see the trailer and/or movie I realize oh great title for this film.  Knowing NOTHING though SEEMS CLUNKY.  Anyway.  At this rate pretty comfortable predicting and/or planning for a shower after this act.  Then perhaps drying off relatively quickly to perhaps take a walk after that.  Perhaps!  Hmm.  CAN'T WAIT TO SEE THAT TRAILER.  Probably watch it after shower.  I hope it doesn't Spook Me Too Bad!  I wanna feel comfortable leaving my house right afterward to go on a walk.  I DON'T WANNA B SCARED to leave the house.  Hmm.  Maybe if anything I'd be scared TO STAY in the house.  This might be PRODUCTIVE in motivating me to go leave the house!  NOW you're talking my language.  Perhaps.  Feels like we were talking it before as well.
   Penultimate paragraph of Daytime Day.  Hmm.  Thursday EH.  Looks like tomorrow I'll presumably SUCCESSFULLY motivate myself to get up early such that I can fit in ALL WALKS or at least one walk less and ALL ACTS I AND II.  Despite having to hang around for Super Market order in morning.  Also OTHER Super Market order in afternoon!  That is usually not much of a hassle though.  Hmm.  What else.  There is a recurring theme in season I of The Simpsons that they worship TV.  And I remember that being a recurring theme the ENTIRE series.  But season I it's REALLY notable I feel.  I GET that they're trying to make a POINT.  Not sure WHAT point.  I'M SOME SORT OF IDIOT.  But it feels like there COULD BE SOME MESSAGE there if only we were not idiots enough such that we could or couldn't figure it out!  Anyway. If I take my upcoming walk Around Normal Time then I will be having snack AFTERWARDS.  That's where I draw the line!  What line.  DOESN'T MATTER.  That's where it's drawn WHATEVER KINDA LINE IT IS.
   Last paragraph!  HMM.  Current Rain Expectations on MinuteCast Weather website suggests it'd be irresponsible to take a shower and then take a walk.  Makes more sense to go take my walk in about 30-35 minutes FROM NOW.  INSTEAD OF FOURTY TO FOURTY FIVE MINUTES.  GREAT NEWS.  Get to watch M NIGHT SHYMALAN TRAILER THAT MUCH SOONER.  So that's good I guess.  Not knowing at all what the rain will be like in the middle and later part of the day I'm gonna GUESS I miss ONE walk.  Possibly two.  IT'S PURE GUESSWORK YES.  But sometimes ya GOTTA guess otherwise you'd have NO context for Future Rainings.  Anyway.  Considering what I wanna accomplish with cleaning bathroom, I feel like I can do that in 20 minutes to an hour and a half.  Depending on HOW MUCH EXACTLY I wanna accomplish.  So that's good.  I guess.  Not so BAD.  Must be GOOD.  Anyway.  Probably gonna leave for my walk in about 25 minutes.  FROM NOW.  THIS MOMENT.  Well the moment right before this moment.  Actually at this point ABOUT THREE MOMENTS AGO.  You get the idea.  I'll be back tonight!

i was gonna get around to it

    Hey!  Big news!  Wearing my NYU Sweatshirt Jacket even though I'm inside.  That's how COOL it is in my room.  TO BE FAIR I had my windows open about 4-6 inches until JUST NOW CLOSING THEM.  The point is today is the first day of Fall and it has been the first day of Fall All Day!  Also sucking on delicious cherry tootsiepop.  And not as a compromise or settlement so that I ration the chocolate ones I have left.  NOPE.  I wanted cherry and guess what IT'S GOING WELL, WELL BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS.  Anyway.  Had bison burger for dinner.  Got Old Fashioned French Toast HERE'S TEH PLAN--- one piece as indulgent dessert snack (TONIGHT?) and 2 pieces as Fun Breakfast (TOMORROW?)  Probably not BOTH tonight and TOMORROW.  Probably one or the other.  PROBABLY DESSERT TIME TONIGHT.  So I got that going for me.  Finished season I of The Sampsons.  Guess what.  They use the phrase, "The Sampsons in the episode."  Homer wants to disguise that They're The Simpsons on the phone so he says they're The Sampsons.  Deep down I think I Knew That when I started saying The Sampsons. 
   Hmm.  Tonight is one of the two Most Sideways Times that it gets dark.  Was already getting dark by the time I went to take Penultimate Walk.  TO BE FAIR I went to take Penultimate Walk pretty late on account of Food Delivery not coming until... well, pretty late, like the walk!  The point is I could eat Freedom Toast COLD or I can TOASTER IT.  Best two options IMO.  What else do I got going for me.  Watched the third installment of 101 Spookiest Moments in Film.  I seen A BUNCH of these moments.  And even the moments I haven't seen I NOW HAVE SEEN.  Partly.  I feel like they don't go through 100% of the Spooky Moments.  Maybe like 5-50%.  DEPENDING ON HOW LONG THE MOMENT WAS.  Perhaps how SPOOKY the moment was also In Essence.  Hmm.  Still sucking on lollipop.  That's not gonna last forever though.  It's time I START PREPARING NOW for a future where This Lollipop is Dead And Gone from My Life Experience.  Oh well.  Just crunched down on it now.  Oh well.  Nighttime Bedtime snack gonna be a delicious Oh I Don't Know CHOCOLATE Health Iced Cream Bar?
   YEAH.  Got some beer going on.  Of course!  Why wouldI choose to live life without being inebriated ESPECIALLY if being inebriated is part of the routine already.  Hmm interesting Philosophy Question.  I'll have to think about that later.  When I'm done doing Whatever Else I Got Going In My Brain These Days.  I just realized my therapist's name is very close to Ginny Thomas.  No spoilers but it's a first name that starts with G and ends in Y and the last name starts AND ENDS with Thomas exactly.  Hmm.  It's IRONIC because Ginni Thomas needs a therapist!  ALSO AN EXORCIST.  Not 100% sure convinced she's not possessed by TWO OR MORE demons.  That's how bad it is!  MULTIPLE DEMONS.  Gotta imagine if you're gonna be possessed you'd wanna be possessed Several Times Over.  That way Demons are busy FIGHTING AMONGST THEMSELVES such that your life and/or mind consciousness remains relatively uninterrupted.  Hmm interesting point.
   Yeah!  Halfway through Act III Part I!  HEY I watched the trailer for new M Night Shaymalan film.  Kinda confusing!  ARE THESE KNOCKERS BAD GUYS OR GOOD GUYS.  I don't understand what's going on!  Oh well I guess you gotta see the movie for it to make sense.  That's our MOTIVATION for BUYING TICKETS.  Gotta figure out what the trailer means.  TWO PLEASE.  Also I am presumably purchasing a second ticket for someone else.  Not just buying a bonus ticket for myself. That'd make NO sense!  Well I guess this way I can accidentally misplace one ticket and then I'll still have my back-up ticket just in case.  So I guess it makes a bit of sense.  Either way I ain't going to see movie in THEATER.  There's DISEASE AFOOT.  Hmm.  Also I believe one of those guys is Tony Bautistia.  Because he LOOKS REAL WEIRD in real life and thusly in all movies.  Another confusing part!  HOW BAD did you want this character to Look This Weird.  Is it important to the story or not.  I DON'T GET IT.  Also when I say Tony Bautistia I OBVIOUSLY mean Dave Bautistia and ALSO you can't hold it against me that I was getting his name wrong.  I WAS RIGHT IN SPIRIT and actually I was MORE RIGHT IN SPIRIT than If I had been saying Dave Bautistia FROM THE START.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I!  Good deal.  Right now I'm leaning towards NON French Toast snack coming up but I don't know what I WOULD like to have as a snack instead.  MAYBE SOME SORT OF QUEST BAR YOU IDIOTS.  Anyway.  Took all my walks today.  Not counting upcoming walk.  Which I WILL HAVE TAKEN ULTIMATELY BY THE END OF IT.  So that's good I guess.  It's not BAD.  THUS it must be good.  Hmm.  Not sure what I'm gonna have for lunch tomorrow.  Guess it'll probably be WIDE ALFREDO dish now that I think about it.  Won't be SANDWICH-- won't be getting Bread until after Lunchtime Tomorrow.  Kids chicken parm I've had too recently.  Chicken Caesar Salad I DON'T HAVE ANY GOOD BONUS BREAD for either.  WIDE AL FREDO IT IS IT LOOKS LIKE.  Unless I decide to REAPPROPRIATE Freedom Toast to Jus TBe Tomorrow Lunch.  WHICH ISN'T THE WORST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD.  The worst idea I've ever heard was E=MC³.  And also the reason it was such a bad idea was because I heard it AFTER WE'VE ALREADY ESTABLISHED THAT E=MC²!  WHAT STUPIDITY.
   Last paragraph before Walking Recess.  The nagain there's a Beastie Boys Song 3 MC's and 1 DJ.   3 MC.  MC3.  Feels like there's a punk or ska or something group MC5?  Better LTURQ.  THOSE SUCKERS AREN'T SKA.  They're several things BUT CERTAINLY NOT SKA.  Oh well guess I'm some sort of moron!  Hmm.  Tonight gonna be a regular 2 beer knight.  I haven't even finished my first beer as of now and we're almost up to RecessWalk.  Feels like I'll finish beer when I leave to take walk.  AMAZING.  WHAT A RIFF THAT WAS.  HEY SHUT UP.  I guess I could listen to an MC5 song or two on upcoming walk.  If nothing else I LOVE TO LEARN.  Hmm which song or two should I give a shot.  Figure Apple Music has an MC5 ESSENTIALS play list.  Let THEM figure out what song or two I should give a shot.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Is it possible it's THE MC5 instead of just MC5.  Could be somewhere in-between.  Officially they're Just MC5 BUT if you're referring to them IN A PHRASE you would say The Mc5 and not just MC5.  I've given myself a lot to think about or something!  I'll be back soon!

   HEY!  Decided to go with Slice Of Freedom Toast as snack.  Put it in toaster for BUT A MINUTE OR TWO.  Just shoved the last of it down my gullet.  Delicious!  Plus I got Health Iced Cream Bar coming my way in Oh I Don't Know... uh... I REALLY DON'T KNOW!  I thought I'd know.  Maybe write 4 paragraphs in like 25-35 minutes.  Watch a Tales In The Crypt after that.  THEN eat Iced Cream.  What Tales In The Crypt do I got coming my way.  Could it be ABRA CADAVAR?  I feel very strongly that IT MAY BE.  Oh wait no it's Abra Cadaver.  ABRA CADAVER all-caps is AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT EPISODE.  UNtruth.  NOT ACCURATE.  The point is I wonder how many minutes that episode'll be.  Minus closing credits.  POSSIBLY minus opening credits or PLUS I'm not sure!  Anyway delicious beer #2 going on.  Delicious Root'd Beer.  ALL THAT STUFF.  Had a delightful experience in Starbucks Bathroom just earlier!  I URINATED INTO THAT TOILET BOWL.  100% EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED TO DO.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Listened to 3 or 3.5 MC5 songs.  SEEMS REASONABLE.  I could approve of people listening to this music.  I give anyone who hasn't listened to it in the past the, "Go-Ahead," to try it out! Also I endorse people who HAVE listened to it in the past to continue listening to it either in the present or the future.  JUST NO GOING BACK IN TIME TO LISTEN TO IT MORE.  ...Or less.  NO GOING BACK IN TIME AT ALL FOR ANYONE.  That's where I draw the line!  Hmm.  Gonna aim to finish my Egg White and have Balanced Breakfast tomorrow morning.  But Freedom Toast breakfast is very reasonable as well.  And let's be honest with ourselves, a Classic Breakfast would be a fine way to go as well!  Hmm.  What else do I got going for me in the wide world of sports.  WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.  I'M A MERE SENTENCES AWAY FROM TEH PENULTIMATE PARAGRAPH OF TE ENTIRE DAY.  LIVE IT UP BOYS IT DOESN'T GET ANY BETTER THAN THIS.  Anyway. 
   Hey!  Indulged for last walk and had TWO pieces of ACRTIC CHILL genre of Gum.  Now I only have two pieces left!  For ONE or ZERO walks.  So I should be okay BUT YA NEVER KNOW.  Anyway.  Spent 15 minutes cleaning up bathroom earlier!  We're talkin I CLEANED SINK SURFACE AND SINK.  WETTED paper towel and wiped some.  Used DRYER paper towel and WIPED SOME MORE.  NOW IT'S ALL CLEAN, NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.  Job well done.  Maybe in a few months I'll get started on another small part of the bathroom.  Probably not, though!  LET'S BE HONEST WITH MYSELVES.  What else do I got going on for myselves.  What's the goal for when I should get up tomorrow.  Considering Super Market delivery time.  Hmm.  Gonna wanna take a walk BEFOREhand.  And I guess at the latest leave for walk around 9:00, 9:15 AM.  SOUNDS LIKE I SHOULD SET ALARM CLOCK FOR THE 8 AM HOUR.  Give myself a SMALL BUT SIGNIFICANT SNOOZE WINDOW.
   Last paragraph of the night!  So that's good.  Thinking about not looking at Five Thirty Eight Poll Senate/Congress Estimations over and over throughout the day.  IT'S ALL I DO.  REFRESH THEM SENATE/CONGRESS PROJECTIONS.  Not good for my mental health.  Except for when the projections PROGRESS IN TEH RIGHT DIRECTION.  THEN I'M HIGH AS A KITE.  Which is a good way to go be for mental health.  That's been my experience.  Either way WHAT IF I ONLY CHECK ONCE A DAY.  That'd be WEIRD.  GOOD THOUGH PERHAPS.  Then again HEY I WONDER IF THERE'S AN UPDATE RIGHT NOW.  NOPE NOTHIN' YET.  What else is going on.  THAT'S ABOUT IT.  Oh okay good.  Just finished delicious 2nd beer of the day.  So that was fun!  What ELSE is crap.  Abra Cadavar is about DOCTORS.  ...AND CADAVARS!  SOMETIMES A BODY THAT IS BOTH AT ONCE.  No spoilers.  Not about magic, though!  Not really.  Anyway that'll do it for tonight.  I'll see ya'll tomorrow.

-10:16 P.M.

Wednesday, September 21, 2022

Crap!  Gotta Do Crap!

    Hey!  About an hour and 15 minutes behind schedule.  Gonna take one less walk today again.  Seven instead of eight!  Otherwise daytime schedule should be the same-- just everything pushed back One Unit Of Time Period.  So that's good!  Had delicious Classic Breakfast.  Turns out the box of iced cream sandwiches that's half vanilla and half chocolate iced cream is ALL Chocolate Iced Cream.  Six out of six!  I was under the impression they make a point to make it 3 and 3.  Maybe they just do it randomly.  And I got the Chocolate End Of The Stick his time around.  I dunno.  Thought it used to be 3 and 3.  Either way I guess that's okay considering I got an entire box of vanilla as well!  NOW I KNOW if I want vanilla gotta go to that box specifically.  Either way I had a fair amount of NightMight snacking overnight.  Not a crazy amount!  But a good amount!  So that's not good!  Hmm I want delicious iced cream cone as upcoming snack.  Too indulgent!  Especially considering I'm Down A Walk WOW WHAT A PARAGRAPH.  IT'S TRUE.  We covered all the important bases so now from this point on ALL GOOD.
   That's not accurate.  Oh okay.  Hmm.  Guess I got delicious chicken roll for upcoming lunch.  Put that sucker in the oven for Oh I Don't Know THIRTY TO FOURTY FIVE MINUTES?  Check it at thirty!  Probably leave it in for longer.  THIS IS GOOD SECOND PARAGRAPH STUFF.  Hey NY Attorney General Latisha James To Remember is making a major announcement any moment now.  I BET IT WILL BE REAL MAJOR.  Not minor at all.  Then again could be minor.  Feels like there should be a word for between major and minor.  Kinda wanna google it.  But at the same time pretty sure there's no word. So google will think I'm A Dumby.  Biden talking to UN on downstairs TV.  Presumably on a bunch of other TV's too!  So that's good.  Biden backwards is what FLANDERS SAYS.  Ned I B.  He's saying HE IS NED.  "B," means, "Be."  OH BOY WHAT A THING TO SAY.  Is NED traditionally SHORT for a longer name.  Possibly Edward.  There's no, "Ned," in, "Edward."  You got a better idea?  Lemme LTURQ.  HAH.  Could be short for Edward.  Or Edmund or Edwin or Edgar.  NOW WHOSE THE GENIUS. 
   Hey!  Attorney General of New York is talkin'!  Sounds like some sort of lawsuit(S?) against Trump(S?).  I got distracted so I don't know exactly what's going on.  I'll READ ABOUT IT at some point SOON.  Right now gonna close the window and focus on Entry.  Anyway.  Nedward.  Go figure!  How much time do I have to finish Act I on Adjusted Schedule.  Got an entire hour and fifteen minutes.  That's the Relatively More Than Enough time I give myself to write 10 paragraph acts IN GENERAL.  ALREADY 2.5 PARAGRAPHS DOWN YOU FOOLS.  Anyway.  I know there's such a thing as TEAM EDWARD and I'm prett y sure it's related to TWILIGHT.  As well as a competing TEAM JACOB.  I think JACOB is the vampire vying for teenage girl's affection and Edward is A WEREWOLF?  Also I think Jacob wins ultimately.  I have NEVER seen any of these movies AT ALL.  Not even a couple of minutes!  Well I must have seen some Trailers.  That's SEVERAL couple of minutes.  Oh well turns out I'm a lying liar.
   Fourth paragraph!  Delightful.  HEY Mets game is at 2:10 PM.  Cool!  I can watch some of that if it gets interesting during DayTime Day!  Looks like the Mets got 12 more games of Regular Season.  Good deal.  Three out of four of their Last Series are against POOR QUALITY Teams and the other one is against DIVISION RIVAL that they're competing with for Top Spot in Division.  WITH SERIOUS IMPLICATIONS.  So that should be fun and whatknot.  Hmm.  Just read a sentence long blurb of Attorny General Action.  Suing Trump and his three adult children for business fraud.  WOW.  That should be a ton of fun.  I like the phrase Adult Children.  It implies they are still Half Children.  I know in this context it means BIOLOGICALLY that's how they RELATE to Donald Trump.  But the word also could mean people who are not adult-- people who are young.  And if anyone is Adult Children gotta imagine they're in the running for that qualification?
   Fifth paragraph!  Gonna pour some coffee after this one.  To drink and whatknot.  Anyway.  After upcoming walk I will write Act II.  Not sure if I'll take a shower DIRECTLY after Act II or possibly After Walk After Act II.  Either way I guess everything is going okay!  Hmm.  Down to Nice Craft Light Beer for rest of week.  We're talkin' I got seven cans of it before re-upping with more beer-- presumably bud light-- on Friday.  WOW.  Presumably gonna have 4 or 4.5 or 5 over these two days.  So that's good I guess!  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National White Chocolate Day.  WOW.  Delicious!  Sign me up with some of that!  Hmm.  If I want gum for the next two days I'd have to go buy some at store.  I could buy White Chocolate candy with that presumably.  Gotta be SOME White Chocolate Bar or something available to me.  Either way WHAT EXACTLY IS WHIT CHOCOLATE besides being chocolate That Isn't Woke.  Does not contain Cocoa Solids.  I guess Cocoa Liquids though.  That's the implication there!  Hmm.  Coffee time.
    I don't know about you guys, but I'm starting to get the sense that Donald Trump doesn't take following the law seriously!   Hmm.  Kinda don't wanna capitalize the first letters in Donald Trump.  I know WE HAVE TO because it's a name but THAT'S MORE RESPECT THAN HE DESERVES.  From now on we should be saying donald trump.  Let's LOWERCASE this asshole!  Hmm.  Business Fraud.  That could be on his business card.  Donald trump, Business Fraud.  Because Fraud COULD BE A NOUN.  Amazing.  Anyway I'll read up on all this when I check twitter after my shower.  Or after my walk after my shower.  Or after my lunch after my shower after my walk or after my walk after my shower... solid chance I got confused there and got lost with the logic I was trying to make.  Anyway.  Anyway.  Donald trump ain't gonna say Business Fraud on his business card.  He's gonna say President Fraud.  I get the sense he enjoys the fact that he was one president.  Anyway.  Hmm.
   Four paragraphs to go before walk!  Amazing.  Today is one less walk but in the end everything will be okay I guess.  Hmm.  Gotta add stuff to Super Market order that will be coming on Friday.  Add some GOOD stuff and whatknot.  No BAD stuff.  Why would I do that!  It'd be dumb!  Hmm.  Lots of cases going against Trump these days.  You'd think at least one of them pans out, right?  That's what I'd wanna think!  New York, DOJ, January Sixth Committee, Georgia, Other Stuff.  And other stuff could possibly be MULTIPLE other stuff!  Anyway.  I think another committee or two might be looking into Trump.  Good deal.  Maybe there's someone close to Trump INVESTIGATING TRUMP FROM THE INSIDE.  With what authority.  JUST AS A HOBBY.  Hmm doesn't sound like there could be any serious consequences of being found guilty inside of someone's hobby.  NOPE doesn't sound that way at all.  What else is going on.  What playlist am I up to in Music.  New In Alternative still?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP sure is.
   Three paragraphs to go.  At this rate what's the Upcoming Schedule gonna be.  Walk after this, then act ii, then shower, then walk.  Oh okay good.  What else do I got going on.  WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT.  Lots more!  I don't think I've said Much At All that I've got going on really.  Got some small iced cream sandwich coming my way probably.  In about an hour and a half.  Either sometime during Act II or at the end of it!  The end of it is during it.  It WOULD BE right at the end more or less.  We could argue that's during it.  If it's literally THE EXACT next thing.  LET'S HAVE THAT DEBATE I FEEL.  Anyway.  Dad's nurse is coming this weekend!  Gonna be same guy as last few times!  Oh well.  Gotta imagine I'll come across some Sexy Nurse Ladies AT SOME POINT over the rest of the course of my life.  JUST NOT THESE DAYS.  Hmm.  I think it's a BIG BLUNDER that the NY Attorny General is launching this case WHEN HE COMMITTED CRIMES ALL OVER THE COUNTRY.  THIS COULD COME BACK TO BITE THEM IN THE BUTT.
   Penultimate paragraph of act!  Delightful.  Guess I'll use some cash to buy gum and/or white chocolate for some reason.  Don't have enough coins I don't think!  I don't WANNA dip into my Back Up 20 Dollars That I Have In 20 Dollar Emergency.  But I don't have many options.  Maybe I got some quarters somewhere, I dunno.  Wouldn't need that much of 'em!  Hmm.  Anyway.  Almost done with Act I.  I remember Back In The Day an hour and a half ago I was still adamant about not wanting to get out o bed!  Hmm WHEN DID I get out of bed.  I guess it was about an hour and a half ago.  Lemme crunch those numbers in my head.  SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.  Wow I wrote these 9 paragraphs real quick like.  Amazingly quicklike you could argue!  I'd make that argument myself!  IF ONLY I WASN'T BUSY WITH OTHER THINGS.  Huh.  OH NO read a tweet that said they're only going after TWO of Trump's adult kids.  THIS IS A SCANDAL WHICH ONE IS IT.  Two or three.  Gotta imagine it's three right?  THAT'D BE MY IMAGINATION.
   Last paragraph of act!  At this rate I'm probably having snack after Act II.  Probably smaller iced cream sandwich.  These suckers are all vanilla iced cream.  IN THE MIDDLE.  Sandwich part of sandwich is chocolate.  THAT SHOULD GO WITHOUT SAYING.  Then again MAYBE IT SHOULDN'T.  I'd be interested in some mix-em-up VANILLA flavored sandwich part to the iced cream sandwich.  You know.  The Bread part!  You get the idea!  Good.  Wearing a nice dependable shirt.  Nothin special.  But now that I think about it his shirt is dependable!  I rarely consider it individually at all.  NEVER do.  Just one of my back-up shirts that came from my brother. But it's NICE and comfortable and appropriately sized and it's BLUE and shit.  So I got all that going for me today and whatknot.  Anyway gonna go take walk now.  Be back soon!

Yeah That Sort Of Thing

    Hey!  What's up!  Maybe have fudgesicle after Act II instead of iced cream sandwich to help make up for Missing A Walk.  We're talking SIXTY LESS CALORIES CONSUMED.  We're talking the Shorter Walk I'm Skipping burns SOMEWHERE between 60-100 calories.  My guess is right around 75-85!  So that's good I guess.  Looks like JR, Eric, and Ivanka are named as defendants.  SOUNDS LIKE THREE ADULT CHILDREN TO ME.  I assume they would be tried as adults though.  Then again ya never know!  Let's see.  Gotta write 5 paragraphs either way.  Either which way.  Either Whatever Way!  Also AMAZING NEWS I realized I have that dollar bill I found on the sidewalk a month or two back.  WOW.  I don't think that's enough for one pack of gum but IT GETS ME PRETTY CLOSE.  If I can cobble together some dimes THAT MIGHT DO THE TRICK without me having to spend either one of my 10 Dollar Bills.  Anyway.  OH RIGHT.  Was listening to Angeles by The Elliott Smiths last night and it occurred to me there's the lyric says I seen your picture on a hundred dollar bill and THAT'S A REAL PERSON on the hundred dollar bill and I DUNNO WHO IT IS.  Could it be FRANKLIN COMMA BENJAMIN?  Lemme LTURQ.  WOW THAT'S IT.
   So FOR SOME REASON Elliott Smith is singing To Benjamin Franklin.  NO TWO WAYS ABOUT IT.  If he sees, "Our," picture on a 100 dollar bill STANDS TO REASON, "We're," Benjamin Franklin!  Hmm.  WAIT NO I was looking at lyrics and Elliott Smith is QUOTING someone who says I seen your picture on a 100 dollar bill.  So maybe he's talking to ELLIOTT?  Either way it's not Elliott saying it it's this OTHER character.  Hmm.  I've given myself a lot to think about.  I'll get around to thinking about it later.  POSSIBLY.  Can't count anything out at this point.  I've gotten hundred dollar bills in the past.  Uncle and/or aunt and/o/r other family members sending me 100-200 dollars in the mail for Birthday Celebration.  I'd say more often than not that'd be a check but I definitely got some cash on occasion too.  WHAT FUN.  Then I give it to my dad to presumably put it into the bank.  What are we gonna do with a 100 dollar bill.  Draw faces on it.  That way people can see OTHER faces on this 100 dollar bill.  Hmm sounds like I'm doing everyone a service by drawing on money.
   Yeah!  Is this the first lawsuit that also implicates Trump Adult Children?  Probably not!  But MOST of them don't.  So this has gotta sting a little bit more for Team Trump.  Hmm that's good I guess.  I feel like if they close in legally and whatknot then Donald Trump can blame it all on his kids.  That'd be great I guess.  Hmm.  Tabloid article with a headline picture of Queen's Coffin and it goes Who Wore It Best and it's about which person in a coffin Wore Their Coffin Best.  That's all I got.  Oh well such is life.  We could have even less going on is the point!  Amazing!  What else is crap.  Definitely gonna take a shower after this act directly.  Then everything else is Same Schedule just One Walk Behind And Ultimately Skipped.  AMAZING.  Gotta start putting together Fresh Direct order.  No time like the present!  One of my favorite times!  Only behind The Mid-to-Long-Term Future and The Distant Past.  Hmm.  Then again I wanna finish this act now.  So I'll do that later in the day I guess.  Hmm.
   Penultimate paragraph of Daytime Day!  Turns out I'll either have fudgesicle or iced cream sandwich after shower!  Not after act ii!  Go figure. I'll wait here while you figure.  I'll wait indefinitely.  Maybe even Forever.  Nah I'll move on with my life Right Now I guess.  Turns out Trump might be some sort of FRAUD.  I am SHOCKED and APPALLED.  Well not so shocked.  And the lack of shock also leads to less appallment.  I'd be more appalled if it was a shock!  STILL PRETTY UNHAPPY ABOUT THE WHOLE DEAL THOUGH.  Maybe over time as I see evidence I grow appalled in a DIFFERENT WAY.  Not shock appalled but CONSISTENTLY EDUCATED SLOWLY appalled.  Huh.  Oh Right Mets game coming up soon!  Amazing.  Oh right if I'm gttin GUM then this upcoming walk would be THE BEST TIME to do it.  On account of I only have one piece left.  And also next walk is CityStreet where Gum Store is.  Gotta get my affairs in order though to prepare for buying gum.
   Last paragraph of Daytime day.  Then SHOWER time.  MC SHOWER TIME.  Huh.  Shove myself 2 weeks ago.  Maybe instead of shaving every 3 months I start shaving every 3 weeks.  Sounds like one way to go.  Looks like there's some new kind of Freshly Prepared Meals at Fresh Direct!  I only looked at TWO of them PERHAPS OUT OF HALF A DOZEN but already ONE OF THEM looks like Worth A Shot.  We're talkin CHICKEN and POTATO and BROCCOLI.  But FANCY chicken and FANCY Potato.  POSSIBLY FANCY BROCCOLI AS WELL.  Ya know in SAUCE AND CRAP PERHAPS.  Hmm.  Maybe I want a SOLID snack upcoming snack.  Good solid snack I could have that's halfway calorie between fudgesicle and iced cream sandwich.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  PROBABLY.  I might forget.  Or I might remember but just decide against bringing it up for further discussion.  The ball is in my court now or something!  Anyway that's it for now.  Be back tonight!

are you still with me

    Hey!  No Mystery Puddle tonight!  IN FACT no puddle at all!  Neither Mystery Puddle NOR a puddle I understand!  Anyway got some chocolate lollipop going.  Had predicted meals and whatknot.  Normal small snacks.  Let's get right into it-- What's the wide world of sports all about tonight.  Trump not having a good day!  First ONE court did a thing.  Then SOME OTHER THING happened.  He's not having a great, "Moment," to put it nicely!  That's not so nice.  Fine then to put it neutrally.  Sounds about right.  I don't think I showed FEAR OF FAVOR in the not having a great, "Moment," comment.  Fear OR Favor.  Not Fear OF Favor.  Although I do generally FEAR the courts and economic and political institutions will FAVOR Trump and other assorted criminals.  Oh well what can ya do.  Continue sucking on sucking candy.  Kind formed around a stick.  Cardboard stick?  Not sure what this stick is made out of now that I think about it.
   Yeah!  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  The Mets lost their baseball game today.  TO ANOTHER TEAM.  Oh well that's bound to happen now and again.  The good news is their Standings Competition Them Atlanta Braves lost their baseball game, too!  So the day was A WASH.  The day was AWASH.  I feel like awash could easily be a word but I'm not 100% sure Why or How.  Oh well some things we'll never find out.  Made some good progress watching The Sampsons AND Tales In The Crypt.  Especially The Sampsons.  I like the part where I LIKE BART THIS TIME AROUND.  I feel like the last time around-- the entire 17 or 18 seasons I made it through mostly in 2020-- I was TEAM HOMER.  This time working my way back around to Bart.  Go figure!  Anyway chomping down on chocolate lollipop right now!  NOT BAD.  It's delicious because of the sugar and cocoa powder AND COCOA SOLIDS and whatknot.  If this was no Cocoa Solids IT'D BE WHITE CHOCOLATE.  And it's BROWN.  Doesn't sounds white to me!  No reason you can't use food coloring technology to make white chocolate brown.  Hmm.  That could be a million dollar idea!  IT'S ABOUT TIME I EARNT A MILLION DOLLARS BY COMING UP WITH SOME DUMB IDEA. 
   Anyway.  Got some Dogfish head beer going.  Turns out Friday I'm working my way back to MILLER LITE.  Been awhile since I had that!  For four or EIGHT weeks the only generic light beer they had was BUD LIGHT.  SEE YOU IN HELL BUDLIGHT for at least a week or so!  Good news all around!  Kinda feels like at some point the best case scenario for All Of America is wait a second Trump's life must be pretty shitty now presumably semi-permanently... gotta figure out something else to be enthusiastic about.  IT COULD HAPPEN.  But then we gotta figure out something else to be enthusiastic about.  BRINGING DOWN HIS SHITTY CO-SHITTERS TOO.  I guess it never ends.  Or maybe we figure out a way to be enthusiastic about positive real world things or something.  PROGRESS STUFF.  Sounds weird.  Anyway.  In addition to normal Fresh Direct Friday morning Super Market delivery we're also getting Friday Afternoon Amazin Fresh Super Market Delivery!  AMAZING.  Well halfway amazing.  I'm ON THE VERGE of being ALMOST NEARLY Amazed!  AMAZING.  Well close to it at least. 
   Might be in the mood for Iced Cream Cone again tonight for Indulgence Dessert Snack.  I like the part where it's good for you because it's cream.  Oh sure okay.  Standard Chocolated Quest Bar might be a good way to go as well.  ANYWAY.  Got delicious One Pack of ARCTIC CHILL Dentyne Ice!  It was TWO DOLLARS on that dot.  Gave 'em a 10 dollar bill.  Got back eight dollars I feel.  One five dollar bill and three one dollar bills is the impression I'm under.  So now I have 19 dollars in bills whereas I should have 20.  I can live with that.  Did I look into getting White Chocolate.  NOPE.  Maybe I COULD have.  I bet I could have found some White Chocolate KERT KAT or perhaps HERSHEM bar.  Oh well such is life.  Just started beer #2.  What's the goal for tonight.  TWO BEERS or 2.5 Beers I feel.  Not seeing going for a full three at this point.  NOT SEEING MUCH AT ALL.  Well the things directly in front of me at least.  Maybe a little bit to the sides.  BUT THAT'S ABOUT IT if we're being honest.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I!  I feel like I had a negative realization about Chicken Roll.  Each half of the chicken roll may be the equivalent of one slice of pizza in regards to Dough and Cheese.  Maybe less tomato sauce.  But anyway that PLUS the chicken WHICH IS THAT MAIN INGREDIENT and suddenly I'm overeating.  Two slices of pizza is VERY APPROPRIATE amount of a meal.  PLUS MAIN INGREDIENT CHICKEN?  That's DOZENS OF TENS OF CALORIES.  Maybe even DOZENS OF DOZENS of calories Extra.  Well I guess it's good I figured this out NOW.  And not later.  I can adjust my Lifestyle Choices ASAP so at least I learn from this unfortunate experience!  What else is going on and crap.  Tomorrow is the first day of AUTUMN.  Not EVER.  For 2022 though.  Jeez.  Arctic Chill is EXCUSE THE EXPRESSION A BLAST AND A HALF.  Can't get this SPECIALTY FLAVOR from Super Market delivery.  So I got that going for me is the point.  16 Pack of gum.  To last me hmm lemme crunch the numbers 13 walks?  Eight tomorrow.  Four today after getting gum.  One Friday Morning presumably before re-upping with Super Market.  Should have THREE BONUS PIECES TO SPARE.  WOW WHAT A LIFE!
   Last paragraph before RecessWalk.  Oh I get it.  Get what.  Forget.  That sort of thing.  Got seven or nine minutes left of Mute Witness To Murder to watch tonight.  Maybe fit in an entire Full episode after that.  Which would be I'm gonna guess Television Terror.  Let's see.  YEP.  Television Terror.  Ya know what?  I think I'll do that!  All things being equal I think tonight would be GREAT if its being topped off by Television Terror!  So that's good!  What else is going on and crap.  I guess getting recreational pleasure out of Trump's misfortunes isn't going away any time soon.  WE GOT THE ENTIRE REST OF HIS LIFE FOR THAT.  DANGIT.  HE BETTER DIE SOON THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.  A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT.  You know that sort of thing.  Sort of.  Sort of that sort of thing.  Hey about time to take recess walk.  Leave over about 1/3rd of second can of beer for after Recess Walk with Act III Part II.

   Hey!  Just decided to Indulge in a BONUS PIECE OF ARCTIC CHILL.  Now I only have a surplus of TWO pieces if I chew one piece for each walk before Super Market Re-Uppance.  Oh well.  Finished watching Mute Witness To Murder upon getting home from walk.  Had delicious standard chocolate Quest Bar.  Everything's going my way more or less!  Not explicitly going AGAINST my way at least.  Some other way.  Right now things are going PARALLEL to my way.  May veer off in another direction at any point but so far, so good!  Anyway MAN this beer tastes AMAZING while chewing Arctic Chill Gum.  Is that a thing.  Drink beer while chewing gum makes it better?  Guess it depends on the beer.  And the gum.  But this combo seems to be hitting the spot!  AMAZING.  Hopefully I have a balanced breakfast tomorrow and not a classic breakfast.  Then again if I DO have a Classic Breakfast at the very least I'D ENJOY THE FUCK OUT OF IT.  Irresponsible!  But presumably worth it!
   Three paragraphs to go for ToNight.  Had to pee pretty significantly for 2/3rds of my walk.  Starbucks was CLOSED.  Looked like there was one customer in there online by which I mean On Line but not so much that I'd go back and edit it, just enough that I'd correct in italics but the doors were locked!  I think HE GOT IN just in the knick of time.  Not sure how he's gonna get out though!  GUESS THAT'S HIS/THEIR PROBLEM NOT MINE.  It's a problem for HIM because he's stuck.  It's a problem for TEM because they can't very well just leave this guy in the store overnight.  He'd drink all the coffee and cause a ruckus and whatknot!  Possibly eat PASTRIES.  That's what I would do if I were him at least.  Eat ALL the pastries.  Or at least 70% of them!  Ugh.  Is this paragraph over yet?!  AM I right?!  Anyway I am getting mini black and whites for upcoming Super Market week.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  What situation.  What progression.  WHAT WEEK.  Oh well what can ya do.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Put Quest bar in fridge for a solid THREE AND A HALF MINUTES.  I meant to put it in fridge before walk.  FORGOT.  Instead I put it in after walk but before I took out the garbage.  In the end It Meant Very Little.  But that's life!  Ya forget to do things and then when you remember to do them it's too late and you only get very little out of the delayed thing you tried to do.  Oh Okay Good.  What else is going on and crap.  I think I know JUST THE HEALTH ICED CREAM BAR to have tonight.  It's CHOCOLATE flavored.  WOW WHAT A NOVEL IDEA FOR ICED CREAM.  Hmm.  Just finished delicious 2nd beer of the night.  Maybe tomorrow have delicious three beers for the night.  It's FUN because it's EXTRA.  Oh okay sounds good.  Ended up with just having the fudgesicle as snack before lunch.  THEN had low calorie Fiber Brownie as MIDDAY snack.  The point is I MADE UP FOR THAT LESS'D WALK'D DAY real good.
   Last paragraph!  WOW.  Just about an entire day down.  And all I had to do was Live The Entire Time and Do More Or Less Relatively Easy Stuff Essentially I Guess.  TELEVISION TERROR TIME.  I like the part where no spoilers but maybe some ghosts???  Hmm.  Try to pay attention to that Tales In The Crypt.  No twitter reading.  GET INTO THE TALES IN TEH CRYPT HEADSPACE I SO VERY MUCH DESERVE.  Man oh man would an extra piece of gum be a good indulgence right now.  I CAN afford it.  And what are the odds I'd wanna indulge in extra gum again over the next day and a half?  VERY LOW.  But I'll play it safe and call it a night Re: Gum and How Much Gum I've Chewed and How Much Gum I'm Chewing Right Now.  What else do I got going on for me.  ALT Iced Cream Idea-- SMALL ICED CREAM SANDWICH.  Interesting.  I've given myself A LOT to think about.  And not only is there A LOT of Ground To Cover While Thinking About It, but also I must devote LOTS OF TIME AND EFFORT to each thing I gotta Think About!  THIS IS GONNA TAKE FOREVER.  Oh well such is life.  See ya tomorrow.

-10:38 P.M.

Tuesday, September 20, 2022

I'm Here For Fun

    Hey friends!  About thirty five minutes behind schedule.  I'll be able to fit in normal walks and everything but I might not finish Act II normally.  Maybe I gotta take walk a paragraph or two before finishing!  In which case I'll finish a paragraph or two AFTER SHOWER a little bit later in the day.  So that's good!  IS IT THOUGH.  It's not bad!  Gonna take all the walks and everything.  Entry will be more or less normal!  MAYBE ALL NORMAL.  It's possible!  Anyway Mom decided to do laundry without me pressing her!  What providence!  Wearing another unlaundered shirt today but by tomorrow I should be good to go!  Also HEY last night I replaced the two pill bottles I had emptied!  Takin all my pills yet again.  Go figure!  Anyway.  Lunch today gonna either be ham sandwich or turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti.  Leaning towards turkey meatloaf.  Go figure!  I'm still busy figuring the last thing.  Whatever it was.  Oh.  "Takin all my pills yet again."  IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME.  Mets game at 7:40 PM!  I like the part where they play The Baseball not just averagely but ABOVE average.
   Hmm.  Two days until Fall.  Right?  Fall gonna be 9.22.  SURE IS.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Chai Day and National Pecan Cookie Day.  CHAI gotta be some sort of coffee drink, right?  Oh well guess we'll never know.  WAIT.  I have THE INTERNET.  I can find out LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN'.  Oh wait some sort of Indian Tea.  Sweet Indian Tea Beverage.  Could be iced or hot.  Sounds good.  YOU HAD ME AT CHAI.  Wow that's pretty early to have me!  Dangit.  Just had to spend 10-15 minutes helping my Dad do something.  Whatta waste of time!  I COULD HAVE SPENT THAT 10 MINUTES DOING NOTHING.  Either way what did I help him do?  Too boring to even talk about!  Garbage stuff and crap.  Anyway I don't want pecans at all but a pecan cookie sounds up my alley.  I liked me some almond cookies before I liked almonds.  Still don't like almonds.  Like em in cookies or candy bars though!  STANDS TO REASON PECAN'd be the same.  Hmm.  Maybe I do ACT I 2 paragraphs short instead of Act II.  If I Write entire Act I then my time between walks II and III could be TOO SHORT. TWUENTY MINUTES BETWEEN WALKS NO GOOD.  So that's good.  OR NO GOOD as the case may be.
   Might not even make it to 8 paragraph for Act I!  How much time do I have to finish Act I overall.  Fourty Five Minutes or so.  I could write 5-7 paragraphs in that amount of time!  MAYBE EIGHT.  No more than eight. Don't NEED to do more than eight.  So that's good.  PROBABLY SIX OR SEVEN YOU IDIOTS.  Hmm.  Tuesday morning.  That's fun.  Not sure why though.  Pretty sure it isn't even true.  Oh well.  Had balanced breakfast today!  Featuring blueberry eggo and cinnamon toast crunch!  Had normal amount of NightMIght snacking last night.  I think!  I had a caramel pretzel... chocolate? fiber bar.  Probably a second thing of indeterminate substance!  Anyway.  Old Man Scherzer got different color eyes.  DON'T LIKE IT.  Looks strange.  Then again makes him more relatable!  We all got problems!  We should celebrate our differences not be Strange'd Out by them!  Presumably.  SOUNDS right at least.  Hmm.  Felt like I had something else to say.  Now I forget it.  Go figure.
   Fourth paragraph!  Listening to New In Alternative playlist.  Some of it is new to me!  Every month or so the weekly playlist gets a new DUMP of NEW songs.  Most weeks are 90% the same songs as last week.  SOMETIMES ya get a DUMP and it's like A THIRD OR MORE New Songs To Playlist.  WOW.  OR MORE.  NOW you're talking my language.  Hmm.  What do I got going for me.  Get coffee after this paragraph instead of the next paragraph.  On account of Not That Much Time for Act I!  Anyway.  Figure I can watch the new season of Cobra Kai.  Pot committed to watching this series.  Already watched an entire four seasons!  Hmm.  I feel like each season takes place immediately after the last BUT the actors are aging AN ENTIRE YEAR.  Which is noticeable for the KIDS presumably.  They started out as PRETEENS and now they're SEVENTY FIVE. It's possible neither of those are correct.  Oh well.  If I couldn't say things that weren't correct I'd have not much to say at all!  That sort of thing!
   Hey!  If I am a paragraph or two short for both Act I and Act II, guess I'll just format it so I have a bonus act in the middle of the day instead of just Adding On To Act II!  AMAZING.  FORMAT.  LOVE IT.  Got coffee going.  Got let's say 30-35 minutes before I take next walk regardless of how deep into Act I I am!  Unless I finish Act I!  Hmm.  Probably gonna have pizza and/or chicken roll for dinner.  Possible I get some sort of Chocolated Chip Pancakes though!  We'll see what other people want.  OR WILL WE.  Yes we will.  GOOD.  That's what I WANTED to hear.  Hmm.  Looks like the Mets, "Clinched," their spot in the playoff!  Now the goal is to Get Best POSITION in playoff as possible.  It's BASEBALL you wouldn't understand.  Maybe you would.  I have no way of knowing.  Maybe I should give you the benefit of the doubt!  Maybe I should give you THE OPPOSITE of the benefit of the doubt.  Detriment of the doubt.  Benefit of the Sureness?  Hmm. 
   Sixth paragraph!  Amazing!  Guess we're a third into DayTime Paragraphs.  That doesn't sound so good.  BUT I only have to do two more of what I just did sounds pretty good.  Amazing!  What Tales In The Crypt am I up to.  I finished The Ventriloquist's Dummy.  Hmm.  This is a tough one.  I really don't know.  UGH.  Gonna have to look it up without any good guesses.  Only guess I could think of is Mute Witness To Murder but I don't think that's for another TWO OR FOUR episodes.  Let's see.  OH Judy You're Not Yourself Today.  And Mute Witness To Murder is an entire SIX Episodes Away.  By which I mean Five.  Not sure why I said six.  I was ESTIMATING.  I looked at the list of episodes and felt my gut instinct was SIX away.  Then I COUNTED CAREFULLY.  Only Five.  The point is NOT A HUGE FAN.  Of either episodes!  Oh well that's life.  Gotta watch episodes you don't like of TV shows that you've decided to binge watch.  You're not gonna SKIP episodes in a Binge Watching like a SOCIOPATH are you?  I hope not!  You'd be some sort of jerk!
   Seventh paragraph!  Hmm.  Possibly jut take walk after Eighth paragraph even if I have another 10 or so minutes I could theoretically work with.  Sounds good to me!  More or less.  Anyway.  NOT gonna have to go to UPS store this week.  Them suckers came to our door to pick up our crap themselves!  GREAT.  I was looking for a fun Holiday Trip to the UPS store.  RIGHT IN DOWNTOWN BAYSIDE.  I assume that's considered Downtown Bayside.  Bell BLVD or NORTHERN BLVD or around those BLVDS.  No spoilers don't DOX me.  Hmm.  WHAT IS Population of BAYSIDE.  I'm gonna say hmm this is a tough one.  80,000 people?  Depends on how loose your definition of Bayside is.  Lemme LTURQ.  43,808 people as of 2010.  Hmm.  In a way I was WAY off but in another way I was more or less IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.  NO PUN INTENDED.  Well NOW it's intended.  I didn't intend it AT FIRST though.  Either way would that include ME?  I honestly don't know!  Maybe I can LTURQ to see if there is ONE REAL OFFICIAL definition of Bayside.  Oh well what can ya do. YEP.  I think they're saying where I live--- OAKLAND GARDENS (No Doxxing)-- is in Southern Bayside!
   YEAH.  One more paragraph to go before walk.  Good deal!  Mom is watching Ken Burns documentary about Nazis or The Holocaust or perhaps some sort of overlap between Nazis and the Holocaust.  HALO was the premiere game for the XBOX.  If only it was the premiere game for DREAM CAST.  HALO CAST promotional DREAMCASTS.  You know that sort of thing.  Hmm.  Not that enthusiastic about ham sandwich or turkey meatloaf.  Maybe just have ham sandwich to get it out of the way.  THEN AGAIN I can do the opposite thing and have Turkey Meatloaf.  Fascinating.  What else do I got going on for me.  Looks like I'll probably just add on paragraphs to Act II after my shower.  Gonna be between 2-4 paragraphs I guess.  Maybe one?  NO THAT'S IMPLAUSIBLE.  Maybe 5?  NO THAT'S ALSO PRETTY IMPLAUSIBLE.  You know that sort of thing.  Did I say anything worthwhile this entry so far?  I talked about CHAI.  I still don't know what it is but I know IT EXISTS at least.  PROGRESS.  Hmm.  Maybe write 1 more paragraph for Act I!
   Ninth paragraph!  One short!  Gonna be 2-3 short for next act but in the meantime LET'S DO THIS.  Hmm.  How long is Ken Burns documentary gonna be.  How long am I gonna be hearing ONLY ONE SIDE OF THE STORY of the Holocaust.  I guess until I see some Modern Day MAGA Republicans on TV.  They might not be explicitly talking about the holocaust but the gist of what they're saying IMPLIES there's more than one side of the story to the holocaust IF THEY WERE gonna be talking about it.  So that's good.  I mean NOT FOR US.  Not really for anyone.  Hmm.  Guess it's not good at all!  That's life I guess.  Anyway.  Gonna have lots of shirts to wear tomorrow.  Lots of shirts TO CHOOSE FROM to wear tomorrow.  I WILL NOT be wearing Lots Of Shirts tomorrow.  That's where I draw the line.  Hmm.  Three episodes of 130 minutes or so each.  Sounds like about 400 minutes.  Sounds like about FIVE HOURS?  NOPE that'd be 300 minutes.  SOUNDS LIKE ABOUT SIX AND A HALF HOURS?  YEP NAILED IT.  That's almost as long as the holocaust itself!  Wait no that's incorrect.  Hmm.  Gonna take a walk now! Be back soon!

There Must be Some Mistake

    Hey!  Act II Part I probably gonna be four paragraphs.  Might be able to fit in five, but if I'm doing a Special Bonus Part II Act II then I don't wanna d just one paragraph.  Do two!  Possible I only make it through three paragraphs for Act II Part I.  We'll see how it all, "Shakes," out.  What else do I got going for me. Just get ham sandwich over and done with today.  Have delicious Good Fiber Bar as side perhaps.  Put that sucker in the frudge already.  Gonna be refridged for a solid 3 hours before I eat lunch.  Here's my strategy ONE bite before sandwich, ONE bite halfway through sandwich, and THE REST after the sandwich.  I LIKE TO MICROMANAGE THINGS.  It's called BEING A PERFECTIONIST.  If I can't do something perect I DON'T DO IT AT ALL.  That's just the kind of guy I am theoretically.  Hmm.  If I ever have a resume in my life to apply to jobs makes sense to list, "Ability To Macromanage," as a Special Skill.  I assume that's part of resumes.  "Special Skills."  Probably is For Real, just called something else.  What do I know.
   Hmm.  I feel like I should be able to put Mental Illness Experiences on resumes.  I AM PREPARED TO DO A GOOD JOB FOR YOU BECAUSE OF THESE PSYCHOTIC EPISODES I'VE SUCCEEDED IN GOING THROUGH.  Sounds about right.  What else do I got going on for me.  Not sure whether I'll finish Act II after walk OR after shower after walk.  That's a tough one!  It'd be nice to just get it over with BUT if I'm already writing some more, maybe let some THOUGHTS and YUKK-EM-UPS percolate in my head during shower.  Write a good 2-3 paragraphs WITH MORE LIFE EXPERIENCE.  That's another good thing I could put on Resume.  I SHOWER FOR 5 MINUTES DAILY DURING WHICH IDEAS AND YUKK-EM-UPS-- potentially related TO THE JOB I DO FOR YOU-- PERCOLATE.  So that's good.  Water pitcher acting up!  Suddenly today OUT OF BLUE the water is being FILTERED very slowly.  Went down eventually.  But in recent past it's been a lot quicker.  HMM better figure this one out during my upcoming shower.  You know that sort of thing.
   Yeah!  Hmm.  At this rate I can write entire six paragraphs before walk.  NAH LET'S NOT PUSH IT YOU IDIOTS.  I can't COMFORTABLY write 4 paragraphs in TWENTY SEVEN minutes.  NOT GONNA DO IT AT ALL.  HOLY BOY The January Sixth committee is back a week from tomorrow with Public Hearing.  HOPEFULLY VERY PUBLIC.  Public ENOUGH at least.  Hmm.  If someone is our Public Enemy I would imagine they're our Private Friend.  THERE MUST BE BALANCE IN THE UNIVERSE.  Not sure about that one.  Pretty sure it's incorrect now that I, "Think," about it.  Oh well such is life.  What else do I got going for me In Life.  Judy Isn't Herself Today.  Sounds about right.  I like the lady actress in it.  Who presumably plays Judy.  ONLY HALF THE TIME.  She's Judy half the time and half the time SHE'S A WITCH WHO STOLE HER BODY.  Judy is HALF THE TIME this actress and HALF THE TIME other elderly actress who PRIMARILY plays the witch.  NO SPOILERS.
   Albright one more paragraph to go until Walk!  Amazing!  Think I'm gonna make a play for pizza tonight.  We're on track to get it anyway I feel!  But once I make my preference known that should SEAL THE DEAL.  Pizza tonight, chicken roll tomorrow lunch, how about that idea.  I DUNNO HOW ABOUT IT.  I asked you first.  FINE.  What else is going on.  Probably just get last 2 Daytime Paragraphs over with directly after the walk.  I gotta spend ShowerTime thinking about Watcher Pitcher Filter anyway!  Hmm.  Not going down as fast.  Hmm.   Hmm.  Calibrating... re-calibrating... RE-calibrating... I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Assuming it progresses.  Gotta progress SOMEHOW.  Maybe I PERSONALLY make no progress Figuring It Out but AT SOME POINT something will happen with it.  CAUSE THIS PRESENT SITUATION IS UNSUSTAINABLE!  Wonderful.  Kind of wanna have cold pizza tonight.  I don't know WHY.  I don't know WHEN.  Wait tonight.  Oh Right.  HEY time to take a walk.  Be back with 2 paragraphs!  MAYBE EVEN A BONUS PARAGRAPH OR TWO???  I sure hope not!  See ya soon though.

   HEY!  Writing 2 paragraphs before shower.  Got Lab Result from 2 weeks ago IN E-MAIL.  Looked at that sucker ON THE INTERNET.  Mostly normal.  One bad thing is HDL Cholesterol healthy range is 30-70 Units.  MINE WAS 73.  Could be worse.  BUT NOT GOOD.  That's why we have a range.  Even if its just abit outside the range DON'T DOUBT THE RANGE, THE RANGE WORKS.  If they wanted 73 to be Good enough THEY'D HAVE MADE THE RANGE 30-73.  Either way good thing I missed only A SINGLE DOSE of Atrosvastatin.  THAT SUCKER IS FOR CHOLESTEROL.  And I need all the cholesterol help I can get apparently!  Hmm.  Thinking about having SaltySide with ham sandwich.  Perhaps A Kettle Chips.  18-20 chips. I will MACROMANAGE amount of chips.  Sounds more like a micromanage.  At the very Most Just A Manage.  Oh well what can ya do.  Have a keto bar brownie after shower.  Yeah but WHAT ELSE can ya do.  Hmm.  Take a shower soon.  On walk I was worried that my Mom was still in middle of doing laundry.  Which would prevent me from using hot water for shower. NOPE SHE'S DONE.  HOT WATER ALL MINE FROM NOW ON.  Well not FOREVER from now on.  For the next half hour lets say.
   Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  Maybe I have Great Fiber Bar as upcoming snack before lunch.  I don't see WHY NOT.  It's FOURTY more calories than Keto Bar Brownie.  OH NOW I SEE WHY NOT.  Hmm.  Have 4 less Kettle Chips then.  Interesting counter point.  LOOK Kettle chips aren't a full 10 calories but Four Less is CLOSE ENOUGH that it AVERAGES OUT to a wash.  Speaking of wash JUST GOT 7 CLEAN SHIRTS RIGHT NOW ALREADY.  Should I abandon UNlaundered shirt I've been wearing today for a clean shirt?  NAH.  Waste of a clean shirt.  Already been through a third of the day or so.  Hmm.  Guess I've been through about two and a half or three hours today wearing shirt.  That's more like 25% of the day.  The Shirt Wearing Day.  You get the idea.  What else is up.  So what am I supposed to be percolating during the shower.  Oh, right, Water Filter.  Hmm.  HMM.  What else do I got going on for me.  Maybe have Keto Bar Brownie as upcoming snack and see if I want Good FIber Bar as MIDDAY snack.  THE POINT IS THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT TOPICS.  I'll be back tonight.

i don't mean anything by it

    WHAT THE HELL.  PHANTOM PUDDLE.  Just returned to my room with a refilled glass of soda and a can of beer and I noticed PUDDLE on DeskSurface I WASN'T EVEN USING BEFORE.  Not sure what to make of that.  I would LOVE it if it's some sort of puddle from another dimension but MORE LIKELY I poured soda or something there somehow I'm not realizing.  Oh well.  Alternate DimensionPuddle would hit the spot, though!  Either way got GRAPE tootsie pop.  Feels like about a 1/3 chance there's No Tootsie Roll inside this one.  Maybe as high as 40%!  MAYBE AS HIGH AS 42%!  Either way.  Had 2 plain slices of pizza just now for dinner.  I ASKED for two slices-- one with garlic and anchovie and one with garlic and onion.  THEY GAVE ME NO TOPPINGS.  Gonna give us FREE two slices with two toppings next time.  NOT JUST FREE TOPPING.  FREE PIZZA ITSELF.  WOW.  Free Pizza and Alternate Dimension Puddle.  DOES IT GET ANY BETTER TAN THIS.  Kind of hope so.  WOW SOUNDS AMAZING.
   Watched Judy Yer Not Yer Self Today earlier and LATER in the afternoon some Fitting Punishment.  Also watched some The Sampsons.  All in all very successful day.  EVEN RESTED FOR ABOUT 20-25 minutes.  Didn't drift into any Realms of Sleeping but laying down IN PLACE was pleasurable enough.  Anyway TRYING TO DO SOME IDENTIFYING WITH BART.  HOMER TOO.  Lisa sure.  MARGE I SYMPATHIZE WITH.  Maggie IS A BABY.  Amazing.  Grape.  Delicious.  And if Grape leads to chocolate ALL TE BETTER.  What kinda snack am I thinking of for Upcoming Dessert Snack.  Possibly Iced Cream Bar.  If I go with a solid snack could be Chocolate Quest Bar.  That's where my head is at right now.  Also above my neck.  ALWAYS ABOVE MY NECK.  Well I guess sometimes it's beloow my neck.  If I somehow lean myself against something such that I'm Mostly Upside Down, my head is below my neck.  Can't stand on my hands or neck.  But I CAN LEAN MOSTLY UPSIDEDOWN SURE.
    Third paragraph of ACT III Part I!  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  Special Master seems to be, "Having None Of It," re: Trump's nonsense.  Desantis facing lawsuits and investigations for his nonesense.  WOW.  NONSENSEMAKERS ain't having the best day!  Except for me.  But I have GOOD nonesense.  My nonsense HELPS PEOPLE NOT HURT.  That's how I feel.  MM crunching into tootsie pop.  There IS INDEED chocolate contained within the candy.  This is gonna be my last NON chocolate or cherry tootsie pop for a while.  Got about a whole bag of chocolate.  Got 3 or 4 Cherries.  NOTHIN ELSE AT ALL.  Oh well I feel like I got everything I could out of current grape tootsie pop.  I don't regret it!  KINDA WANNA HAVE ANOTHER ONE RIGHT NOW.  But I CAN'T.  Hmm sounds like I DO regret it a bit.  Well I can have  A DIFFERENT flavor.  GET OUT OF HERE WIT HTAHT BULLSHIT.  Anyway what was I talking about.  I WAS TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING??? THAT DOESN'T SOUND REMOTELY ACCURATE.  Oh okay fair counterpoint.  Hmm.  Not sure I like the, "Dunking," on Ron Desantis for being short.  MAKING FUN OF HEIGHT IS A HATE CRIME.
   On the one hand anything that will hurt them politically is good and making people the Butt Of Joke is good.  On the other hand FUCK YOU.  Also on the other hand PROBABLY ISN'T EVEN THAT SHIRT.  Also back to the second hand FUCK YOU.  So that's good.  On the third hand again MEANT, "SHORT," not, "SHIRT."  Let's go back to the first hand and settle there.  First hand was the one where anything that's bad for him is good or something.  I forget.  Anyway.  I want a t-shirt that says something along the lines of I DON'T DO HATE CRIMES and then under it says I DO HATE CRIME.  Not sure why that, "Pun," had to explicitly be on a t-shirt.  Not sure of a lot of things these days.  How come t-shirts are the only clothes where you can have messages.  I know WORDS can pop up on other clothes.  USUALLY THE BRAND NAME OF THEM CLOTH.  But I see no reason why you can't have a message On Pants or something.  YOU CAN'T BE READING SOMEONE'S PANTS.  That's WEIRD.  Reading someone's torso makes A BUNCH of sense though.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III part I!  Good deal.  What else is a good deal.  FIVE DOLLAR DOMINOS.  Wait what's the five dollar dominos deal.  Feels like I saw a commercial campaign for Dominos Pizza where 5 Dollars was part of the premise.  This may be from 16 years ago.  LEMME LTURQ.  YEP DOMINO'S HAD A $5.99, "Value meal," in 2013.  That's clearly what I was talking about.  PROVE ME WRONG YOU CAN'T.  Gonna go get beer #2.  It's possible I was thinking about a 5 dollar deal NOT with Dominos.  It's possible I was thinking about a Dominos deal that WASN'T five dollars.  It's possible I was thinking of something that was NEITHER five dollars NOR Dominos.  It's possible I WASN'T TINKING OF ANYTHING AT ALL THAT WAS REMOTELY REAL IN EITHER OUR DIMENSION OR EVEN THE DIMENSION TAHT DUMPED SOME PUDDLE ON MY DESK SURFACE.  Hmm.  Shoulda licked at the puddle so I could determine what it was a puddle of!  That'd give me IMPORTANT CLUES as to where it came from.  Oh well too late now.  Alreaddy Sopped it up with paper towel.  Could I have used the word MOP?  Maybe.  SOP is also accurate I feel.  VERY also accurate.
   Last paragraph of the Act III Part I!  MOP is a rap group from Oh I Don't Know turn of the century.  My favorite lyric is they go quit playing these childish games with me, representing 1-718 dangerously.  THAT'S WHERE I LIVE  718 is QUEENS NEW YORK AREA CODE.  I LIVE IN THAT AREA CODE AS WELL YOU IDIOTS, I LOVE IT.  Also they're M.O.P.  They're not just a group called MOP.  Just so we're all on the same page.  Better LURQ what their name means though even with the periods.  Mash Out Posse.  Oh okay.  Like the Party Posse.  Gotcha.  What else do I got going for me.  Gonna be taking nice pleasant recess walk soon.  Except for the part where I need to urinate on THE INSIDE of my pants for 2/3rds of it.  Oh well ya take the good with the bad.  OH BOY the next Tales In The Crypt I got to watch tonight is KORMAN'S KOLAMITY. I DON'T LIKE TAT EPISODE.  Good chance I'll like it tonight.  I and/or IT is DUE.  Wonderful.  WALK TIME.  Be back soon!

   Hey!  Starbucks bathroom was open for the 2nd night in a row.  Finally things are going my way.  After NOT going my way for I dunno a week or two?  can't really remember.  So that's good.  Had delicious Vanilla Iced Cream Cone with Caramel sauce for the first time.  DELICIOUS.  Tasted like a regular vanilla iced cream cone!  THANK GOD the caramel sauce didn't Muck Everything Up Like I Was Concerned About.  Anyway still got about a third of Beer #2 left.  Gonna have that tonight and nothin' else.  What else do I got going for me.  MORE ICED CREAM AT BEDTIME.  No CONE though.  Cone was the STAR of this Iced Cream Cone.  Really LOVED the cone part.  OH WELL.  I guess I could have another one of these but only eat the cone.  That sounds reasonable.  Reasonable AND reasonable.  Wait no I mean Reasonable AND some other thing, any thing, just not Reasonable again!  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  Maybe watch a The SIMPSONS instead of a The Tales In The Crypt after this.  NAH LET'S STICK WITH TITC.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Delightful.  I guess I got two lunches for the next two days.  Chicken Roll and Turkey Meatloaf * Health Spaghetti.  Unless I REALLY feel like I want turkey meatloaf * health spaghetti WHICH I VERY MUCH DOUBT gonna go with Chicken Roll tomorrow.  WHICH I VERY MUCH NON-DOUBT.  What's the opposite of Doubt.  WHO KNOWS and WHO CARES.  Probably Lots Of People.  Look I know CERTAINTY is the opposite of doubt but what's the opposite of Doubt as a VERB.  I can DOUBT someting.  I can't CERTAINTY something.  C'mon let's talk about it.  Be certain of.  FUCK OFF WITH THAT, "BE," SHIT.  I wanna straight up verb.  I don't wanna have to use EXTRAS like, "Be."  Anyway.  I dunno.  What else is crap.  Just above two more paragraphs to go tonight.  Wonderful.  I like the part where I Will Eventually Be Done.  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.  Where do I sign up.  I dunno if I wanna sign up for anything.  Let's just play it by ear!
   Penultimate paragraph!  Hmm.  The point is I now know for future time to Actively Look Forward To vanilla iced cream cone.  Not something I have to dread.  AT THE SAME TIME I can no longer think about eating it in terms of Finally Figuring Out What It's All About.  Now I know!  I cannot use that a s a reason to motivate myself to eat it.  But instead I Know It's Good which PROBABLY is an even BETTER reason.  SO I got that going for me is the point.  Hmm.  What else do I got going for me.  Mets game is still in progress and it is a one run game!  Probably not gonna watch that actively.  Keep tabs on THE INTERNET on the TELEPHONE.  If something starts cookin' that's worth keeping track actively I will re-calibrate and make that determination IN REAL TIME.  So that's good.  What else.  I dunno.  Tomorrow DINNER is a slam dunk case for Steak * Stuffed Mushroom.  THIS TIME I GOT SOUP INSTEAD OF POTATO
   Last paragraph!  What a wonderful day.  I was awake and/or conscious for a solid ALMOST TWELVE HOURS.  By the time I fall asleep tonight COULD GONNA BE CLOSE TO THIRTEEN HOURS.  Amazing!  I've heard of Thirteen Days but THIS IS REDICULOUS.  I've heard of 127 Hours but THIS IS REDICULOUS.  I've heart of Thirteen Ghosts BUT THIS IS REDICULUOUS.  I've heard of Thirteen by Big Star but THIS IS well you get the point I'm done with all that for now.  Hey only half a paragraph to go.  I'm gonna be honest-- NOT 100% SURE I've heard of Thirteen by Big Star.  Could be something that's COMPLETELY outside my realm of experience.  I may not know that reference as a reference!  Anyway.  What else is up.  So far I've owned Hershey Bar with Almond for I THINK four days?  Have had ONE OUT OF SIX so far.  Pretty good rate.  One every four days!  Seems reasonable AND Reasonable.  Whew glad we covered that.  Alright I'm done now.  See ya tomorrow!  Well at this point IT IS TOMORROW and I'll see ya the day after tomorrow which is tomorrow. Or somethin'.  I dunno.  You get the point.

-9:50 P.M.

Monday, September 19, 2022

Gonna Write Some Crap

    Hey!  An hour and 55 minutes behind schedule today!  Gonna be skipping One Walk.  And first act will be 5 paragraphs and second act will be 10 paragraphs.  Other than that everything more or less is gonna be the same.  And each Thing I Do is pushed back One Period Of Time.  Normally now would be Act II time.  Now it' Act I time.  Normally Act II will be shower time.  Now it's Act II Time!  That sort of thing!  Anyway oh no two days in a row I skip a walk.  Plus am I really getting anything out of staying in bed an extra Period Of Time?  Still gotta get up EVENTUALLY.  Me putting it off really doesn't make it any better.  Oh well. Such is life!  I guess!  Had Classic Breakfast today even though I should have had Balanced Breakfast.  Forget what I did for NightMight snacking.  Most Definitely more than I should but not a crazy amount!  Hmm.  BLUEBERRY pop tart as part of classic breakfast.  FROSTED blueberry.  Possibly Chocolate Iced Cream Sandwich.  Are we all caught up now?  WE BETTER BE.  Anyway.
    Up to The Thing From The Grave in Tales In The Crypt.  Also this thing wasn't in the grave that long.  No Spoilers but some sort of Thing (person?) is killed and put in a makeshift grave.  Then, I dunno, A WEEK OR SO LATER it comes out of grave.  Not long enough that it's FROM the grave.  I mean technically sure it's DIRECTLY coming from the grave.  But it's not like it LIVED in the grave for an extended period of time.  The grave wasn't its HOME after only a week or two.  Maybe a few months, that'll be Home.  Either way NO SPOILERS.  Also it's not a thing.  It's a MAN. And there' no real ambiguity about that!  Just a regular person.  Becomes a zombie because he made a pact with a girl that he'd always look after her and then she's in trouble so he gets out of grave.  Either way THIS IS NO THING THIS IS A MAN.  GIVE CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.  Credit to Things for Being Men.  That sort of thing!  Huh.  I wrote 2 paragraphs pretty quick.  If I write 3 more paragraphs at this rate it's TOO EARLY to take a walk.  Tack on a paragraph or two from Act II onto Act I!  I'll hit a wall though don't worry about me.
   Yeah!  Monday morning.  How about that.  Hey snack coming up pretty soon.  That's a joy.  What kinda snack am I thinking.  Keto Bar Brownie most obvious choice.  Lemme think about that one.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Fried Rice Day and National Punch Day.  I like Fried Rice.  Not sure I'd like NATIONAL Fried Rice.  Punch.  Eh.  I've enjoyed fruit punch flavor drink ON OCCASION as a child.  NOt often.  Less often than your average child!  But It's not TERRIBLE. In fact if I had diet fruit punch available to me right now I'D DRINK IT NO QUESTIONS ASKED.  Unless you count the, "Is it diet?" as a preliminary question.  Then there WAS one question asked.  Hmm.  Also is, "Is it available to me right now?" another preliminary question?  You could certainly make that argument!  You can make any argument you want!  This is a free world, free for arguments!  Hmm.  Mets game at 7:40 PM.  Amazing!  I'll be alive then ALMOST DEFINITELY.  Look I know it's unpleasant but we need to prepare for the off-chance I'll be dead by then.  I don't like it any more than you!  But there is A CERTAIN MATHEMATICAL CHANCE THAT I'M DEAD by 7:40 PM.  Ugh.  Guess we'll just have to keep our fingers crossed I'll continue to live!
   Fourth paragraph!  Amazing!  Hmm.  Maybe you want me dead by tonight. I dunno.  I'm sure you have your reasons either way.  I started coffee before this entry but I realize I probably won't have it until Act II after upcoming walk.  Probably ready by now.  Maybe I could have it now.  Yeah I guess I could do that.  Lemme go take care of that BRB.  Apparently they're doing some extreme bug spraying this week or something.  West Nile Virus related perhaps.  Might be wise to avoid ParkWalks those days.  LOOK I DON'T WANNA AVOID PARKWALKS but it might be The Right Play nonetheless.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Guess I'll write another 20-30 minutes here.  Five to seven paragraphs overall before break probably.  Good deal!  HMM what would be a good lunch.  Perhaps it's time for Delicious Chore Ham sandwich.  Last 2 weeks sandwiches are chores.  Bread SUCKS.  Gonna go with standard delicious white bread next round of sandwiches.  Can't go wrong there!  Gonna get veggie burger next round of sandwich.  Veggie burger on white bread might not be great.  WHO CARES IT'LL BE GREAT ANYWAY.  Huh.  It's not INTUITIVE to have burger on white bread but WHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN.  World explodes.  Okay but what's the worst that could happen that's RELATIVELY LIKELY.  World partially explodes.  Well sure that could happen but WE CAN'T LIVE OUR LIVES IN FEAR.
   Fifth paragraph!  Hmm.  Chicken parm or turkey meatloaf are my other Lunch Options.  GOOD DEAL.  Hmm.  What do I got going on for me today.  Gonna be done with Day Entry AT SOME point.  Gonna be able to enjoy a nice DAyTimeDay chore free in the middle.  I guess.  Right now aiming for six paragraphs for Act I, nine paragraphs for Act II!  LOOK LET'S JUST DO IT.  Okay.  I think we CAN live our lives in fear.  Lots of people are doing it!  Also that way we're more likely to Be Careful and avoid manifesting Our Fear. If we're scared constantly gotta imagine we have a slightly better chance of Avoiding What We're Scared Of.  PAYS OFF BIG TIME.  So that's good.  Maybe I wanna get Bug Sprayed ever think of that.  Probably not.  I haven't given you enough time to think about it!  Either way get around to think about it and then come back to me asking if you thought about it and thn think YES I THOUGHT ABOUT IT.  You know that sort of thing.
   Sixth paragraph!  Hmm.  Either one or two more paragraphs before walk.  Let's see.  Lotta steak tonight.  Gotta choose between Matzoh Ball Soup tonight or Half a Baked Potatoe tonight.  THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.  Right now I'm thinkin POTATOE but we're WAY OFF from having to finalize that decision.  Also I guess I'm microwaving it either way.  Prove me wrong!  NO DON'T DO IT ACTUALLY.  I'd look THE FOOL if you're proving me wrong on things.  I don't wanna look The Fool.  I'd rather look... The... what's the antonym to Foolish.  Sensible.  Wise.  Okay what's the antonym of Fool as A NOUN HOTSHOT?  I SEE SOME answers on internet but I don't like any of em.  I like the antonyms of adjective Foolish but NOT the antonyms of Noun Fool.  WHAT THE HELL.  One suggested antonym of Fool is Pundit.  I guess traditionally pundit means informed person and whatknot.  I feel like because of cable news I associate it with THE OPPOSITE.  Hey they got a pundit on TV?  WHAT AN IDIOT.  GET THIS GUY OFF THE SCREEN ALL HE SAYS IS BULLSHIT.
   Okay.  Seventh paragraph Act I!  Gonna be eight paragraph Act II!  DELIGHTFUL.  Probably gonna take my shower before lunch after walk after Act II.  Hmm.  Those numbers appear to add up.  So that's good.  Also was I unhappy with Pundit as an antonym to Fool?  Sure.  But you know what I was happy with?  PANDIT.  IT'S A WORD.  THEY SAID IT.  RIGHT AFTER PUNDIT.  I LOVE IT.  Internet says it means A Wise Man Or Teacher in Indian.  Also slang for GIFTED MUSICIAN PERHAPS. Perhaps not even Slang.  Perhaps just STRAIGHT UP DEFINITION.  Either way Hmm.  Gotta wonder if Pandit is related to Pundit. Or if it's just a coincidence.  Oh well I guess we'll never know.   Got a keto bar brownie and a dependable granola bar Getting Cold in fridge.  Put 'em in about 15 minutes ago.  They'll be nice and ready when I want a snack in about an hour or so.  ONE OR THE OTHER.  Not BOTH.  Possibly NEITHER.  Look the point is OH NO ANOTHER DAY WITHOUT A WALK.  At this rate I MAY NEVER TAKE A WALK AGAIN.  Wait I don't think those numbers add up.  Either way I could probably fit in another paragraph but NAH.  Gonna take my walk now.  Be back soon!

No Wonder This Sucks

    Hey!  Time to write eight paragraphs.  Ideally give myself an hour to do it.  That's presumably plausible.  I'll survive if I don't make that time limit though!  So that's good.  Got coffee 1.33 going.  We're taklin I had 2/3rds of a cup left from last cup and re-filled it.  I THINK that takes me to 1.33 cups overall.  Crunch the numbers along with me and e-mail me your answers.  Or don't.  I could care less.  Oh good.  Hmm.  Google Definitions says pundit can be a variable misspelling of pandit.  WE SHOULD BE SO LUCKY.  Hmm.  I don't KNOW what to have for lunch.  None of the options are OUTSTANDING.  Possibly go with Dependable Turkey Meatloaf * Health Spaghetti.  Possibly go with exhilarating Kids Chicken Parm.  Possibly go with responsible ham sandwich.  SEE LOOK WE'RE BACK WHERE WE STARTED.  I haven't made much progress deciding what to have for lunch at all!  Hmm.  WHAT THE HELL I just realized one of the main characters in The Thing From The Grave is THE MAIN CHARACTER in In The Groove!  HE PLAYS A BIG PART IN MULTIPLE EPISODES.  Also he plays, "HITMAN," in a THIRD episode.  Can't place that one.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh in AS YE SOW.  Gonna have to remember to pay attention to what HITMAN looks like in that episode.  Can't really imagine it.  Either way WHAT THE HELL.
   Seven paragraphs to go for Daytime Day!  SO that's good.  Did I replace Empty Pill Bottles last night?  No!  I didn't!  Gotta do it tonight!  Or else I'll start being Off Lamotragine and/or Atrovastsatin.  AND YOU WOULDN'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M OFF Lamotragine and/or Atrovastatin.  Well I don't think you'll notice if my cholesterol goes up half a percentage.  BUT you may notice if my Mental health goes DOWN half a percentage.  Not sure what lamotragine is.  I don't think it's your CLASSIC anti-depressant but I think it's IN SPIRIT an anti-depressant.  Lemme LTURQ.  Hmm.  MOOD STABILAZOR.  Specializing in treatment for Bipolar Disorder.  WOW.  I don't have that.  Maybe I should.  OH.  I know why I don't have that.  Taking the lamotragine!  Whew that's a relief.  What else do I got going on for me.  Snacktime coming up pretty soon.  Let's say I'll have snack around the fifth paragraph out of eight this Act.  Let's say AFTER the fifth paragraph.  Hmm so sounds like I'll have 3 paragraphs to go after I eat a snack.  YES EXACTLY.
   What else is crap and shit.  Anything left to talk about.  I think I covered all the bases of Important Discussion Topics.  AND THEN SOME.  And then some less.  THEN SOME EVEN MORE.  Huh.  I'm looking forward to being done with this crap.  All I gotta do is write six more paragraphs.  LESS than six.  IT'S EASY PRESUMABLY IS THE POINT.  Ugh.  I can only think of ONE potential hitman in As Ye Sow.  I can't picture the guy's face.  So I can't exactly identify oh right IT IS THAT GUY.  But it MUST be that guy.  NO OTHER HITMAN IN THE EPISODE.  I don't THINK so.  Maybe there was a crowd scene and someone in the background happened to b a Hitman and we're just never overtly alerted to that fact.  And he played the hitman in the crowd. NO I think I'd remember if there was a crowd scene. You don't forget a thing like that!  Wait there's a couple scenes at some sort of bus terminal.  Gotta imagine there's people in the background there.  I've given myself a lot to think about.
   Sure!  Hmm!  Five paragraphs to go.  Just picture I got home from WALK II and have A MERE 5 Paragraph Act II to write.  That's all I gotta do now!  I dunno.  I feel like A mere 5 paragraphs to go out of an awkward 8 paragraph act II is just as easy. And a lot more 100% Accurate!  So that's good and crap, I dunno.  What else do I got going for me.  Refill coffee at the same time I go get snack.  Presumably either all the way to the top or As Much As I can.  NOT SURE IF WE GOT NOUGH IN THE POT FOR ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP.  Ugh.  The guy who folds up Faux Hershey Bar Wrappers in Tales In The Crypt is a SMART GUY.  I'd be WISE to mimic his tics and habits.  Then again ALSO MENTALLY UNWELL.  And kind of a pushover.  BUT I LIKE THE HE'S A WISE GUY part.  Not a Mafia person.  That's not what I mean.  Not some sort of Smart Alec.  That's not what I mean. A WISE PERSON.  YOU KNOW A PANDIT.  That's what I Mean.  Oh okay good.
    Yeah!  FOUR paragraphs to go.  WE'RE GETTING THERE.  Too bad the paragraphs are worth less than nothing.  Yeah that IS too bad.  Oh well such is life.  It's gonna come down to the wire but it looks like Dependable Granola Bar may edge out Keto Bar Brownie as upcoming snack.  It's looking good for granola bar, that's all I'm sayin'!  So that'll be fun.  WHAT ELSE do I got going on and crap.  Write 3.5 paragraphs in Oh I Don't Know Thirty Five Minutes.  That's DO ABLE and ACHIEVABLE.  MAKES TONS OF SENSE.  You IDIOTS.  Oh No I think Supreme Court is back in session in a few weeks.  I wonder what kind of horror they'll inflict on us in Upcoming Term.  Gotta imagine it won't be quite as bad as the horror they'll inflict on us in Future Upcoming Terms After This First Upcoming Term.  So we got that to look forward to.  Hmm.  Well granola bar is imminent.  Lt's talk about it.  We just did.  Good let's circle back around to it again later on.  Huh.  Gonna go get that bar!  Refill some coffee!
   HEY!  I had finished coffee #1.33.  Poured all that was left into cup.  About 2/3rds full!  SOUNDS LIKE I GOT EXACTLY TWO CUPS OUT OF THE DEAL.  Eating delicious SMORES flavor QUAKER OATS granola bar.  NO PROBLEM THERE.  Delicious.  Certainly leaning towards chicken parm for lunch in about an hour and a half.  o I got that going for me or somethin, I dunno.  What else do I got going on for me.  Getting close to the FREE DAYTIME DAY.  Yeah I got WALKS and SIT-UP/Push-Ups to do.  But other than that CHORE FREE.  Hmm.  Getting out of the shower at around 3:15 PM.  Gonna finish dinner at around 8:00 PM.  SOUNDS LIKE ABOUT A FIVE HOUR DAYTIME DAY FREE PERIOD.  TIME AFTER DINNER IS NO LONGER FREE.  Now we gotta start getting ready to WRITE.  Time before getting out of the shower isn't free.  GOTTA SHOWER.  You know that sort of thing.  Am I comfortable rounding 4.75 hours up to Five?  APPARENTLY I AM.  Not happy about it though.  I feel like if something is even by QUARTERS then you shouldn't round it any further.  ALREADY PRETTY ROUND.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day!  Dad doin' some teachin' online tonight.  I like this class!  Overheard some of them Classin' It Up last week and they're havin fun with it.  GOOD GROUP we got for this semester's class.  I'm basing this on very little but JUST ENOUGH that it Is A Real Thing I Feel.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Gonna have to start a new pack of gum in one or two walks.  Last pack I was workin through was ORIGINAL flavor.  What kinda packs do I got left over.  OH NO I only have one pack left.  Winter mint!  That's a good flavor to have BUT I don't like how I will not have enough gum to last me until next super market delivery.  Gonna have to go buy some gum MANUALLY.  Oh well I guess it's my fault.  Should have been on top of this situation!  I only have myself to blame!  I could blame you as well but I don't think it'd stick.  As much as I'd like to place this on you probably isn't REALLY your fault.  Oh well.  Such is life. 
   Amazing!  What playlist did I put on earlier.  I think New In Alternative? Lemme LTURQ. YEP New In Alternative.  Good deal.  What's the alternative to alternative.  Mainstream sounds like.  Oh okay good.  I feel like based on my traditional understanding of Rock Genre we should SWITCH alternative and main stream.  Let's think around the turn of the century Genre Saying, at least.  What we CALLED Mainstream Rock should have been called Alternative and what we called Alternative should have been called Main Stream.  I'D SUPPORT MY THESIS POINT BUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO SAY.  I've made my position known and that's all I've got to say on that matter.  Oh well such is life.  I feel like if I devoted BRAIN POWER I could legitimately make my point over the course of half a paragraph such that you'd be like hmm kinda makes sense.  Not sure I'm a fan of devoting Brain Power to things though.  Not sure one bit!  GREAT I'm done here for now.  Be back tonight!

enough of that now

    Hello friends.  Got some chocolate lollipop going on.  It's delicious because A) Lollipop, B) Candy, C) Chocolate, D) NONE of the above.  I'm gonna go with either A, B, or C.  They're ALL accurate!  Anyway had delicious half a potato tonight as opposed to a entire matzoh ball soup.  Delicious.  Had delicious Chicken Parm for lunch.  Delicious.  Got more delicious crap to eat tonight.  Delicious.  HEY made a big life decision.  Cycling back around with The Sampsons.  I was halfway through Season XVIII from cycling through it the last couple of years.  Decided to start back at Square One.  You know, the first square.  I already Did This Square a long time ago and it was the first square I've Ever Done.  Hmm.  Episode II is, "Bart The Genius?"  I woulda guessed that was episode three or four!  SEE I'M ALREADY LEARNING SOMETING.  Anyway it was raining hard for the second half of my Fifth walk.  VERY UNPLEASANT.  DON'T LIKE IT.  I think it's about time we as a society, "Cancelled," the rain.  WE could at least TRY.
   Hmm.  Bit down on lollipop!  I made an entire paragraph while sucking on something and I feel that's a pretty big accomplishment.  I've had smaller accomplishments, that's for sure.  Hmm.  Is it.  Can't really place ANY accomplishments I've HAD or MADE now that I think about it.  Big OR Small.  Well there's the Eating This Lollipop Just Now at least.  One life accomplishment down.  Well that's a start I guess.  Anyway.  Not sure I'm happy about not being able to eat any sugar-based-something for another hour or so.  Sugar in beer.  I'm continuing to drink beer.  Interesting Counterpoint.  Oh well such is life.  Is there a Comedy Tweet to be made where I combine Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle with The People In, "Queue," To See The Queen?  I dunno.  A lot of it hangs on is Queen In Castle where they're visiting her?  If she's not even in AN CASTLE then this is WAY OFF being an appropriate reference.  Also I HATE IT.  I don't care how appropriate a joke it is NO TANKS.  I can do better.  WE can do better.  THEY can do better.  NOBODY can do better.  I think that just about covers everyone.
   Third paragraph of Six!  Amazing.  The point is apparently I survived the pouring rain.  Not happy about it, though!  Maybe my life would be better now if I were dead.  I can't say for sure either way!  Whatever.  Thinking about delicious Iced Cream Cone for upcoming snack.  Then perhaps a semi-indulgent and more-than-semi-SOLID golden graham bar as BEDTIME snack.  A SOLID BEDTIME SNACK?  IN TERMS OF PHYSICS?  If you say so!  Anyway I was imagining Iced Cream Sandwich for upcoming snack but then I realized I got the iced cream cones and IF NOT NOW, WHEN.  So basically, "NOW."  Not sure when, "When," would come into play.  NOW makes a lot of sense though!  By NOW I mean SOON.  Makes sense.  Anyway I dunno.  Looking forward to going to sleep.  That's been how the last week or so has gone.  GOING TO SLEEP IS TE BEST!  AMAZING.  Not sure why a Funeral is a big story.  Look I get that someone dying is a story.  THERE BEING A FUNERAL IS NOT EXACTLY BREAKING NEWS.  Yep.  I WOULDA GUESSED a funeral would happen.  Will you be doing updates from the cemetery twice a week CONFIRMING the Queen has not risen from her grave and begun wreaking havoc?  I ALREADY ASSUME that not happening is how things will pan out.  But I guess we MUST BE REMINDED.  Anyway Cable news as of last week is ALL DEAD QUEEN, ALL TEH TIME.  Not sure how or why they got on That Path but THEY'RE ON IT and NO GOING BACK NOW.
   Fourth paragraph out of six!  Stupendous.  Hmm.  Tomorrow lunch gonna be either Ham Sandwich or Turkey meatloaf.  And the Lunch the day After is THE OTHER ONE.  AMAZING LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  FINE WE JUST DID.  Oh okay good.  Hmm.  Last walk and Upcoming walk will be Different Shirt than most of the day.  When it Rained Heavily ON ME SPECIFICALLY the shirt got soaked!  Uncomfortable to wear it even hours later!  Wear a new unlaundered shirt.  Oh no tomorrow I gotta wear a dirty shirt again.  Well might as well WEAR THE DIRTIEST SHIRT I GOT.  If I'm gonna do Dirty Shirt let's do it RIGHT.  Not sure which shirt is the dirtiest.  I guess my first instinct is whatever shirt is at the absolute bottom of hamper.  That's a reasonable variable to determine Cleanliness.  Also TE ONLY variable I could think of.  So that's good.  I DUNNO maybe I want a regular Solid Snack coming up and Iced Cream Bedtime snack.  IN WHICH CASE MAYBE HERSHEY BAR C'MONing up.
   Two paragraphs until delightful recess.  Assuming I have Recent Standard of watching one Tales In The Crypt after Entry and before BedSleep, I got Ventriloquist's Dummy c'moning my way tonight.  Fun!  I like the part where NO SPOILERS the guy has got a conjoined twin that's his hand and that's how he does the trick.  NO SPOILERS.  Hmm.  Who am I rooting for this time around while watching The Simpsons.  What does that mean.  Am I rooting for HOMER.  Am I rooting for MARGE.  THAT'S what it means.  I feel like I'm generally rooting for all of them???  NOT GOOD ENOUGH.  Gotta be TEAM BART or something.  Hmm.  I guess I'm TEAM HOMER IN SPIRIT but IN PRACTICE I'm TEAM FLANDERS.  Not sure that's accurate.  It's the first thing that occurred to me to type though.  Sounds pretty accurate to me.  If it wasn't accurate why would it be the first thing I thought of off the top of my head!  Riddle me THAT.  I'm pretty confident I'm on Team Homer in SOME sense, possibly in Spirit.  I DON'T THINK I'm on Team Flanders in any respect, though.  So that's where I'm c'moning into some problems with that sentence.  Oh okay I see. 
   Hey!  RecessWalk after this paragraph.  Good deal!  I guess IN PRACTICE maybe I'm Team Lisa?  Off the top of my head that's the most logical correct answer.  Even HALFWAY THROUGH my head.  Maybe not all the way From The Core Of My Head but certainly PAST The Top Of It.  That's how I feel.  Hmm.  I feel like if Charles waited his entire life to become king and then once he becomes king all people wanna do it focus on the Queen day after day he's gotta be PISSED.  He's thinking TOMORROW THEY'LL START PAYING ATTENTION TO ME.  THEY GOTTA.  HOW THE FUCK MUCH LONGER CAN THIS LAST.  But each day IT LASTS SOME MORE.  People'll still be talking about the Queen a week from now and he'll be getting MORE AND MORE PISSED.  Is there a world where King Charles HAS to make some sort of declaration WE CELEBRATED DEAD QUEEN ENOUGH NOW, SHE'D WANT US TO MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES AT THIS POINT.  I feel there's a legitimate 10% chance we get something along those lines soon.  Not sure how British Monarchy works.  But I DO KNOW how 10% works.  It means one out of ten.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Time for a walk.  Be back soon.

   Hey!  Just finished beer #2.  Presumably I will have the 1/2 a beer I have left over from yesterday.  Having Birthday Bar.  I haven't had one of these in roughly a week I'd venture to guess.  I was ready to say I guess but I felt like I wanted to put one more degree of removal for comforts sake.  One more layer to INSULATE myself from committing to Guessing I Had Birthday Bar About A Week Ago.  Either day delicious I wrote a bunch of sentences just now MID-eating Birthday Bar.  It's been a lot of fun if I do say so myself.  I WOULD say so myself but I'm not sure I wanna commit to saying so myself.  So let's just say I WOULD say so under normal conditions.  Anyway.  The amazing thing about this paragraph his that it's almost an entire paragraph and it makes A HUGE dent in how much I have to write Now.  Went from four paragraphs to THREE PARAGRAPHS in mere SENTENCES.  Funny how things work like that.  Hey the paragraph is over FOR REAL.  Wow.  FOR REAL?  Now you're talking my language!
   Sure thing.  Mint Chocolate Chip Health Iced Cream Bar probably will be what I have at bedtime.  So that's good.  How did My Class go today.  Forgot to pay attention to it at all.  I spent an entire 5+ minutes DOWNSTAIRS IN KITCHEN while class was going on but I was WAY TOO BUSY listening to the microwave go such that I didn't register any of the class.  Oh well I have no regrets.  Microwave went as usual which wasn't that interesting but now I know For Future Microwaving Times that this'll continue to be more or less what I expect to Hear Out Of The Microwave.  Can't hurt to have a little bit of extra assurance I feel!  Hmm.  Hey very good odds I'm getting pizza and/or chicken roll tomorrow!  PIZZA IS FOR SURE.  May or may not ALSO get Chicken Roll.  FOR SURE.  Oh okay good.  CHANGED MY MIND think I want a chocolate flavored iced cream bar at bedtime.  Well sure if that's what I want that's fine.
   Two paragraphs to go!  Hey it's Fall in ALARMINGLY FEW DAYS.  Not sure why that makes me feel alarmed.  But it does!  Anyway.  If first day of Summer is longest day of year and first day of winter is shortest day of year then I assume the first day fall is TIED FOR SIDEWAYS DAY OF YEAR?  Tied with first day of spring of course.  SIDEWAYS IN THE OTHER DIRECTION THOUGH OF COURSE.  Oh okay that all checks out.  I wish I had a conjoined twin who made everyone laugh but think they were laughing because of something I said.  Oh well can't always get what you wish for.  Only roughly sixty percent of the time.  That sounds pretty high.  My guess is you're getting what you wish for maybe 30% of the time if you're lucky.  If you're busy WISHING for something that sound slike something you're more likely than not NOT gonna be getting.  Otherwise just go manifest it, why bother with wishing.  If you're getting what you wish for 3 out of 10 times that's REALLY PRETTY GOOD.  So that's good.
   Last paragraph of the day!  Amazing!  Make a good effort to get up On Time tomorrow.  NORMAL amount of walks.  NORMAL entrying.  NORMAL other stuff.  HMM would an Iced Cream Sandwich and a hershey bar be a slightly indulgent good VARIANT on a Classic Breakfast?  Sure it would be that's why I bothered typing out that entire sentence.  If it wasn't good for anything WHY SHOULD I BOTHER PUTTING THESE WORDS TOGETHER IN THE FIRST PLACE.  Hmm.  OR I could have 1.5 Hershey Bars as an UNINDULGANT breakfast.  ONLY IN AMERICA.  Possibly other AMERICAS.  You know like EVERY COUNTRY IN THE WESTERN HEMISPHERE.  We're ALL Americas at heart.  Maybe not at heart. In spirit?  IN PRACTICE?  We're All Americas In Practice! Ok sounds practical.  That's about it for the day I guess.  Better have Balanced Breakfast tomorrow.  I GOT EGG WHITES FROM DAYS AGO I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED YET.  This is the life I chose.  Hmm.  See ya tomorrow!

-10:17 P.M.

Sunday, September 18, 2022

You Really Get Me Don't You

    Hello friends.  About an hour and thirty five minutes behind schedule today!  Which translates to One Less Walk.  But presumably a 10 paragraph Act I followed by a walk followed by a 5 paragraph Act II all the same.  Everything just pushed back A Block.  So that's good.  I got to Bonus Rest but ultimately I will write the same amount of paragraphs!  WIN/WIN.  Except for not burning that 75-100 calories the walk would have done.  Oh well such is life.  Had delicious Rainbow Sprinkle Cookie for breakfast.  Overdid it with NightMight snacking last night!  We're talkin' like 300-400 calories overall!  Hey that's great maybe rainbow sprinkle is less calories than I think.  Makes up for it and whatknot.  Anyway.  SUNDAY.  Mets game at a Delightful 1:40 PM!  WOW I'll be writing during that time today.  Good deal.  Record that sucker and watch it ON DELAY.  PERSONAL DELAY.  No delay where we're all delayed together.  It's a delay AT MY MERCY AND WHIM.  Tom Delay.  He was a jerk right.  Republican CONGRESSPERSON?  SENATOR?  ADMINISTRATION OFFICIAL FOR THE GEORGE W BUSHES?  I'm gonna say Congressperson first guess.  Lemme LUTRQ. YEP.  And he was House Speaker from 2003-2005!  I THOUGHT THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN THE CASE.  Anyway.
   Feels like there's gotta be hundreds of Republican ex-congress people who could speak out against current MAGA Republicans if I may adopt a Joe Bidenism.  There must be people like me where Tom Delay could make a statement and we'd be like TOM DELAY?  I REMEMBER THAT JERK.  GOOD FOR HIM.  Oh well what can ya do.  Make money off your past in government as a LobbyMan or something, I dunno.  That'd be MY guess of what ya can do if ya is him.  Anyway.  Delay may never have been speaker.  Just Republican majority leader.  Majority implies they're the majority.  Better LTURQ right quick.  Hmm.  He was Majority Leader!  Also a few CONTROVERSIES.  Like campaign money laundering.  If campaign money laundering is wrong I DON'T WANNA BE RIGHT.  Hmm.  Rapidly got to Last Clean Shirt.  I didn't see it coming!  But I realized today oh boy I only have one clean shirt left.  Better peer pressure my Mom to do some laundry.  CAMPAIGNING MONEY LAUNDRY.  Hmm sounds fun to me.  SO MANY good options for lunch.  I think I went through all my great options for lunch yesterday.  Today is the same thing!  MINUS Turkey Sandwich.  DID THAT SUCKER YESTERDAY.
   Third paragraph!  Sweet!  Possible I'll only get 8 or 9 paragraphs in for Act I before HAVING to take a walk #2.  We'll see how that goes and crap.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Butterscotch Pudding Day.  I'm not on board with ANY of that.  Maybe if you separate butter and scotch.  I'm okay with scotch.  Okay with butter half the time!  Half the time I'm VERY okay with butter but then the other half of the time QUITE AGAINST IT.  Either way, pudding?  NOPE.  I'm okay with NATIONAL.  Because I'm A WHITE VERSION OF THAT.  Don't try to CANCEL ME for being a Proto-Nazi.  Hmm.  Knowing what I'd be doing for dinner would help me decide what to do for lunch.  Better see if I could get a straight answer out of my Mom and/or Dad what they want for dinner.  Usually leave it up to me.  I WANNA LEAVE IT UP TO THEM.  I like being a good son.  FLEXIBLE in communal dinner origins from day to day.  Gotta be a good son SOMEHOW.  That's the easiest way off the top of my head!
   Fourth paragraph!  Hmm.  What else do I got going on.  Ideally write the rest of the Act in about 55 minutes.  Seven paragraphs in 55 minutes?  OKAY.  I could even give myself AN HOUR presumably.  OKAY.  If we can't get PAST Republicans to speak out against Current MAGA Republicans lets get some FUTURE Republicans.  I wanna see some ten year olds take to some podiums and be like WE'RE FUTURE REPUBLICANS and WE AIN'T DOWN WITH THIS CRAP.  It'd be very POWERFUL.  Oh well what can ya do.  Accuse me of grooming theoretical 10 Year Old theoretical Republicans and send me to some sort of prison colony.  WOW colony now we're talking.  Anyway. What's a POSITIVE synonym of Grooming.  Cause I'd say Grooming certainly has a negative connotation but it COULD be an accurate definition of something benign and beneficial.  NO SEX THOUGH.  That's where I draw the line!  TEACHING.  That sounds like a decent thing to do for kids.  I dunno could be SEXUAL, not worth the risk.
   Fifth paragraph!  What kind of indulgence did I have for NightMight snacking this past night.  One Fiber One Cookie that I eat irresponsibly.  I THINK one golden graham bar.  AND I think one 70 calorie Fiber One Brownie.  Adds up to 330 calories if that was it.  DANGIT!  Leaning towards chicken based lunch.  Kids chicken parm.  Grilled chicken cutlet with sweet potatoe and broccoli.  GOOD OPTIONS.  Also turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti OR HamSand with SandSide.  So it turns out I went through all my options for lunch AGAIN TODAY.  GOOD.  We should all be on the same page.  PAGE #Cover.  Not even up to the first page yet.  OR PRE-FIRST PAGE.  I feel like most books the first page is the first page of General Regular Portion Of Book.  But there's pages before then in ROMAN NUMBERALS about pre-book stuff.  Reviewers or copywright or introduction of table of contents.  YOU GET THE IDEA.  COFFEE TIME.
   Ideally write 5 paragraphs in 45 minutes.  Delightful.  Normally TIMEWISE I'd be taking a shower after upcoming walk.  Feels like I'll wait until after Act II to take that shower.  So that's good news for everyone involved.  Mostly me.  Don't see how anyone else will really be so effected by it.  What playlist am I up to these days.  Superbloom still.  Good stuff.  I better LURQ what these artists look like or something.  I know what they sound like.  SORT OF.  I hear them sing and play instruments a lot so I guess I have SOME IDEA of their sound.  Not so much look though!  I feel like I CAN AND DO put some pieces together based on Music into vaguely imagining what people look like but I'm VERY BAD at it.  I'd be better off knot knowing at all!  The picture I put together in my mind is generally MORE WRONG than NO PICTURE WOULD BE.  So that's good I guess.  It matters what people look like.  That's what music is all about!
   Seventh paragraph!  Hmm.  Four paragraphs in Fourty Minutes ideally.  Good.  Hmm.  Got a snack coming my way relatively soon.  Interesting.  What kinda fun crap is that gonna be.  Maybe dependable Keto Bar Brownie.  Maybe dependable Small Ice Cream Sandwich.  EASILY THE BEST TWO OPTIONS.  Might be able to figure out other Best Options BUT IT WON'T BE EASY.  So that's good.  What Tales In The Crypt episode am I up to.  Why it must be Cutting Cards, right?  Let's see.  IT SURE IS.  The first several times I cycled through Tales In The Crypt over the last few years this was one of my top 5 favorite episodes.  It lost its luster over time though!  Still IF PRESSED I'd say it's one of my favorites.  But do I get A BLAST AND A HALF from watching it anymore?  Not much!  Oh well.  Lost it's luster, that's a phrase, right?  YEP SURE IS.  And GET THIS I'm using it correctly!  Wow TWO FOR TWO. Phrase and CORRECT USAGE!  Hmm.  Feels like I'll either have pizza or steak * stuffed mushroom, right?  No deli.  And if I was getting Italian Food pizza and/or pizza and/or chicken roll.  And if I get diner steak stuffed mushroom, can't think of any other better option!
    Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  What else is crap and shit.  Not gonna lie-- had 2 Vanilla Wafer cookies when I got home from first walk.  We're talkin' 35 calories.  We're talkin Crap And Shit.  I guess I'm not gonna get chicken either way for dinner.  Even if I get Pizza I think I'd jus get pizza and no chicken roll.  So that means I'm FREE to have whatever chicken I want for lunch!  But if I get steak * stuffed mushroom that comes with potato and broccoli and the grilled chicken with SWEET potatoe and broccoli might be A Redundance with that.  Okay good have kids chicken parm.  It's what I really want anyway!  REALLY WANT HARDCORE.  We'll see how all that plays out I guess.  Hmm.  Feels like the classic leaders of congress and senate from the 1990's through 2010's should have an Old Timers Game.  And they get together to Play-Act being congress people.  I don't think that'd work for just one day.  Can't really get into the spirit of things.  Gotta have a Old Timers MONTH.  Get to play act as congress people for FOUR WEEKS.
   Hmm.  I guess.  Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Look I'm sure there's living members of 1980's congress but I'm not sure they're up to it.  If you were 45 in 1985 you'd be over 80 now.  Hmm. You could do stuff at over 80.  FINE 1980's congress people could particulate but PACE YOURSELVES.  Also YOU WIN by MAKING THE MOST MONEY.  Real money.  Somehow even though this is just a game you can still abuse your position of trust to make money even off Play Congress.  Oh that sounds great, what fun.  What makes one man stay in congress for fifty years and another one move on in eight.  Hmm.  Not my business!  Also don't care!  Either way let's get the next 1.5 paragraphs over with!  With plenty of time and whatknot.  Not my favorite shirt today.  But that's obvious.  If I never get around to wearing it until I absolutely have to, seems pretty reasonable to assume Not A Big Fan Of Shirt!  So that's good.  Hmm.  Maybe have like six wafer cookies as upcoming snack.  Maybe lots of things.  Anyway what time will I be having snack exactly.  Probably pace it in terms of Paragraphs in Act II.  Maybe at start of fourth paragraph or something.  Sounds about right.
   YEAH.  Let's write 1 more here and Briefly Move On With My Life.  VERY Briefly.  I think I was happy with hershey bar last night!  As an isolated incident!  Gotta imagine had an influence on how I lived my life BEFOREhand and AFTERhand.  Hard to say exactly what that influence was and/or if it was positive or not.  But the period of eating it was fine.  Delicious and relatively hearty!  So I got that going or me.  Maybe I have another one AS SOON AS TONIGHT.  I guess no good reason not to!  Lotta good reason not to.  Yeah but SHUT UP ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Have I said anything worthwhile yet today.  Not exactly but I'm building up to it I feel.  SO that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  Should be able to fit in Act II and shower reasonably before taking the regularly scheduled next walk.  Probably take that walk 15-30 minutes later than usual but THERE'S ROOM FOR THAT so it's not a big deal.  OH OKAY WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF.  I'll be back soon!

Funny How Things Go

    Hey friends.  New dinner idea!  If we get communal diner I could get Chocolate Chip Pancakes (CCP)!  Could either get IN ADDITION to Steak * Stuffed Mushroom or INSTEAD OF.  Possibly just INSTEAD OF.  Probably divide it this time around into 2 1.5 Pancake Regular Meals.  So I got that going for me POTENTIALLY.  It's HEALTHY because it's PANCAKE how bad could it be.  No rainbow sprinkles of pure sugar or anything.  Maybe there should be.  Maybe there IS that kinda thing at an IHOP or something.  Either way the point is upcoming snack is either KETO BROWNIE or ICED CREAM SANDWICH.  Whew finally got to the point.  Now it's smooth sailing from here!  Point is covered!  PRESSURE IS OFF.  Hey Mets game is in 18 minutes.  NOW THE PRESSURE IS BACK ON to turn the TV on to that channel before then.  So I can pause it.  But not miss any of it in case I wanna start watching it.  OH NO.  Ok I still got some time to work with.  Give myself a solid 15 minutes to Use The Remote Control no matter how much of a chore it feels like.
  Hmm.  The Mets ALREADY HAVE 92 Wins?  If this was another season and they ENDED UP with 92 wins I'd be like WOW THINGS TURNT OUT GREAT.  They have that ALREADY With I wanna say Eighty games left?  Lemme LTURQ.  15 games left.  I know I Made Fun with 80 games suggestion but 15 games is a lot too!  If they win half their games left THEY GET TO 100 WINS OH BOY.  Also they have to win The Half Half Full.  Eight out of 15!  THEY CAN DO IT THOUGH.  They've already shown this season that they're more likely to win a given game than lose it!  AMAZING.  Anyway what else is crap.  Mets won their last three games in a row and I was like hmm in other seasons if they won 3 games in a row I'd be like MAN OH MAN THEY GOT A NICE STREAK GOING THIS CAN'T LAST THOUGH CAN IT. Now it's like yep they win a lot of their games winning three in a row doesn't surprise me at all.  Just gonna keep wining more games than not in the future as well.  I guess winning 100 games compared to winning 85 games IS A BIG DIFFERENCE out of 162 games overall.  It's not just oh they won a few more games who can tell over the course of things.  NO.  YOU CAN REALLY TELL OVER THE COURSE OF THINGS this amount of extra winning.
   AMAZING.  When they win more games YA FEEL LIKE they won more games.  MAKES A LOT OF SENSE!  So much sense!  Hmm.  Three paragraphs to go for Daytime Day.  Alright just turned on the TV to Mets Game Channel and pressed one of the pause buttons.  The main one.  The one that pauses things.  So that's good.  Leaning towards ice cream sandwich for upcoming snack.  Only get myself 1 box of FOUR for a week.  I feel like LATELY I'd be more happy with a box of FIVE OR SIX for the week.  But not so much I wanna get TWO boxes per week.  Either way ALREADY HAD ONE.  If I have one today that's two out of 3 days.  Two left over for next 4 days  Oh okay all that math definitely checks out in my head.  Either way what else is crap and shit.  Got EXCESS bigger iced cream sandwiches.  We discussed this EARLIER this weekend.  Thems are 50 calories more.  VERY REASONABLE.  Oh well what can ya do. Huh.  I THEORIZED having snack at beginning of fourth paragraph.  Gonna PUSH THAT BACK to Fifth paragraph OR END OF ACT COMPLETELY.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Lotta shower water had pooled in my Soap Dish Thing.  Had been accumulating for like 3 months until yesterday when I finally dumped it out.  WOW GROSS STAGNANT WATER.  WHAT A JOY TO INTERACT WITH.  Also soap was soaking in the gross stagnant water to some extent!  Oh well that's all over with now.  It's BEHIND US.  Gotta look FORWARD Now.  Don't let it happen AGAIN.  Anyway.  Gotta start a new piece of soap I feel.  Very small sliver left, and I might as well start a new Untainted Soap anyway!  Put those two together and IT MAKES A TON OF SENSE for New Soap.  Hmm.  Looks like they leaked a video of the new Grand Theft Auto game! Not gonna lie-- VERY VIOLENT.  Made me uncomfortable watching it.  I don't like the mixture of casual violence and more realistic graphics!  I DON'T LIKE IT ONE BIT.  Then again it seems like a fun game to play.  As long as we're all in agreement it's a GAME.  And not REAL LIFE.  Sure I don't think anyone was disputing that.  GOOD JUST AS LONG AS WE'RE ALL ABOVE BOARD.
   Last paragraph of daytime day!  Hmm.  Snack after this paragraph.  Then shower!  Delightful!  Before I commit to snack is there anything I should be seriously considering besides Iced Cream Sandwich and Keto Bar Brownie? ...Hmm.  Nothin' coming to mind!  Dependable granola bar maybe.  NAH.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  What else is going on and crap.  When was the last time I took a bath.  Three or four months ago probably.  Maybe I should do that.  But then again I don't wanna do that.  So that's good.  Leaning towards chicken parm for lunch.  So that's good.  Pretty sure none of the three Working Titles I have going are gonna stick.  Lemme LTURQ.  EH one of them is decent enough.  Not sure which one though.  Wait yes I am.  Oh okay No Spoilers!  Amazing.  I guess that's it for now!  Be back tonight!

time to end this for now

    Hello friends!  About to have chocolate lollipop as well as regular Bud Light.  After having delightful steak * stuffed mushroom after having delicious chicken with sweet potatoe and broccoli.  THERE ALL CAUGHT UP HOW ABOUT THAT.  Watched a lot of Mets game.  They made HISTORY by TYING HISTORY.  20 strike 'em outs in 9 inning game.  THEY DID IT.  Other teams have done it.  NOW THEY ARE IN TEH COMPANY OF THOSE OTHER TEAMS.  Also finished IT:II.  Also watched 2 or 3 Tales In The Crypt.  Man oh man I thought we were all caught up before but now we're REALLY caught the fuck up.  So that's good.  Not sure what delicious Indulgence Snack will be coming up.  Could be ANYTHING.  Thinking about HIGH QUALITY ICED CREAM SANDWICH.  Had no ice cream yet today.  BOUT TIME I EAT ICED CREAM.  Okay all caught up.  Tomorrow lunch will either be chicken parm, turkey meatloaf, or ham sandwich.  Okay all caught up.  Tomorrow breakfast SHOULD be balanced breakfast but let's be honest it may be a classic breakfast.  CAUGHT UP.  I may or may not kill myself tonight.  UP.
   Wait I'm not gonna kill myself tonight.  Not part of the plan at least.  I guess we'll see where the night goes but I HIGHLY doubt it's gonna end in some sort of sewerside.  First death in IT is one of the kids' kid brother gets sucked down into a sewer by Evil Clown.  Presumably to eat him up.  Gotta imagine that was a conscious choice by IT Filmmakers and/or Stephen King that he died by Sewer Side.  ALSO the way he got into the sewer was the grating thing AT THE SIDE OF THE STREET.  This death is by Sewer Side and GOOD LUCK TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THAT'S NOT HOW WE SHOULD BE INTERPRETING IT.  Anyway.  Still sucking on delicious lollipop.  GOOD LUCK TRYING TO CONVINCE ME THIS ISN'T DELICIOUS.  Hmm.  Took my pants and socks off for DinnerPeriod.  NEVER GONNA PUT THE SOCKS ON AGAIN EVER.  Until tomorrow.  But when I go take my last walk SURE I'll put pants on but THAT'S IT.  GONNA GO SOCKLESS and it'll be a blast and a half.  B ecuase I'm an EXHIBITIONIST.  Gotta start small.  Start without wearing socks.  Gotta imagine that's a thing exhibitionists know about.  Starting off small with socks.  What about underwear.  Depends.  Under WHERE?  Hmm.
    Third paragraph of the Act III Part I!  I guess.  I assume the people who put together scenes at the museum of natural history are called Exhibitionists.  Sure that's the main reference I could think of for People Who May Put Together Exhibitions.  What about someone who works at The World's Fair.  SURE lots of exhibitions across space and time.  No shortage of people who put together exhibitions all over the place.  So that's good.  What else do I got going on for me.  Good amount of steak!  I feel like maybe they usually give me an eight ounce steak and this time they gave me twelve ounce.  Or maybe they usually give me twelve ounce and this time they gave me fourteen ounce.  The point is dividing it into three is still very satisfying and whatknot and crap.  Anyway.  NO SPOILERS BUT IT IS DEFEATED AT THE END OF IT II.  Hmm.  That sounds like EXACTLY a spoiler!  A very egregious one, too!  I made NO OTHER POINT or added ANY OTHER INFO that would require me to say anything Risking spoiler.  IT WAS JUST THE MAIN SPOILER, THAT'S ALL I SAID, THAT WAS THE ENTIRE COMMENT.  Oh well too late to go back now.
   Three paragraphs to go until Recess!  Maybe aim for 2.5 beers today.  Two before the Recess.  Hmm.  No spoilers but IT DOES kill a good amount of the protagonist Friend Group ultimately.  I think he kills two out of six or so.  NOT A BAD SHOWING FOR IT.  Presumably it's taken down at the end BUT IT TAKES MULTIPLE PROTAGONISTS DOWN WIT IT.  SCORE ONE FOR IT.  Score TWO for It.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  I'm between Apple Music Playlists right now.  Finished Superbloom a walk or two ago.  I ain't starting a new playlist for Evening Stroll!  TOMORROW I WILL THOUGH.  Hmm.  Maybe a NEW IN ALTERNATIVE.  Maybe a TODAY'S HITS.  Could be a THIRD TING THAT ISN'T ONE OF TEH FIRST TWO TINGS I SAID.  So that's good.  Probably.  Could be bad.  I'm gonna be honest-- I don't fully remember what I was talking about!  Hmm.  Earlier today I was picturing enjoying iced cream sandwich as Best Snack.  NOW I think I may go  Hershey Bar again!!  WHAT THE HELL.  It's too early to say.  WHY SPECULATE when I can just WAIT FOR FUTURE TO HAPPEN.  Speculating is FUN and PRODUCTIVE.  AND WAITING FOR FUTURE TO HAPPEN ISN'T?  NOPE.  Less fun somehow.  LESS PRODUCTIVE EVEN MORE SOMEHOW.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I! Hmm.  Starting beer #2!  SOMEHOW.  Yeesh.  Good thing about hershey bar as upcoming snack is it makes perfect sense to have health iced cream bar at bedtime.  MEANWHILE if I have iced cream sandwich as upcoming snack WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO AT BEDTIME?  EAT MORE ICE CREAM?  EAT SOME SORT OF SMALL PROTEIN ONE BAR?  WHAT THE HELL AM I GONNA SUPPOSEDA DO.  Possibly just eat even more iced cream.  OH OKAY INTERESTING.  Hmm.  If I twere to watch one more Tales In The Crypt tonight after entry WHICH WOULD IT BE.  I don't think I'm up to THE SACRIFICE yet.  OH it JUST MAY BE Three's A Crowd.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP Three's A Crowd.  Very good episode.  You'd enjoy it!  I know nothing about you and/or things you'd enjoy.  I'M JUST TRYING TO BE POSITIVE.  Get off MY BACK about it.  Hmm.  Also I kind of feel like to 40% of the population Two's A Crowd.  I can easily say that personally Two feels like a crowd most of the time without it being a joke or exaggeration.  SO PAY ME ROYALTIES every time you're with just one other person and you feel like it's too many people.  IN FACT PAY ME ROYALTIES FOR EVERYTHING EVER.
   Last paragraph of Act III Part I!  Good deal.  Looks like Puerto Rico is without power.  Yes I know that's why we keep saying they should be a state so that they have representation in senate and electoral votes for president.  NO POWER AS IN ELECTRICITY.  Oh I see.  Well, solving one might solve the other as well!  Not sure how giving them electricity will help solve their lack of political power problem.  IT'S A GOOD FIRST STEP.  If you wanna start building political power YOU'RE GONNA NEED TE LIGHTS ON as step one.  So you can CONGREGATE Even In The Dark.  And start PLANNIN'.  Anyway.  What else do I got going for me.  Oh no forgot to make my case for Laundry Being Done.  Now tomorrow I have no choice but to wear an unlaundered shirt.  Or I guess I can wear an undershirt outwardly.  You know what I mean.  I'd like to watch some Three's A Crowd undistractedly.  Put the phone down and just STARE AT THE TV for 22 minutes.  Man that'd be living the dream.  Hey WALK time.  Be back soon!

   Hey friends.  Time to write 4 more paragraphs.   Having delicious Golden Graham Bar now and presumably Good Indulgent Iced Cream Sandwich at bed time.  OR regular health ice cream bar/sandwich.  EITHER WAY I CAN'T LOSE.  Also, can't really win.  The point is Nothing Can Ever Happen so that's good at least.  Didn't have to urinate THAT MUCH on last walk just now.  I had to urinate a bit but the whole time I had to urinate I was thinking man this could be WAY worse.  This amount of wanting to pee is PRETTY MUCH TOTALLY TOLERABLE.  So ya gotta look for wins in life where you can find them.  Anyway finished golden graham bar just now.  Delicious!  Maybe I should eat seven more.  WHY STOP THERE.  MIGHT AS WELL EAT EIGHT MORE.  Well sure I'll do that OVER TIME.  Pretty reasonable to assume I'll eat 8 more over then ext week and a half hopefully.  Very possible I eat it in less than a week but THAT WOULD SPELL TROUBLE if that's the case.
   You know that sort of thing.  Three more paragraphs to go.  Let's get this shit over with so I can move on with my life temporarily.  What kinda music did I listen to on last walk.  Same music I always listen to.  But slightly different songs!  Same bands, different song, that's the daily grind!  No chore to do tomorrow.  Unless you count getting up On Schedule or Slightly Behind Schedule But More Or Less On Schedule as a chore.  Which I don't OFFICIALLY but IN SPIRIT I PRETTY MUCH DO.  So that's good.  Kinda feels like there should be more IT to watch.  But there isn't!  Seems odd.  There's a thing I'd consume Entertainment Mediawise but it Just Doesn't Exist In Real Life!  Go figure I guess!  My parents are worried that Will Smith has been Cancelled For Good.  Whereas I'm of the mind he will ultimately be fine.  Not sure why my parents are worried about it. I got the sense they were Pro-Will Smith and Anti-Will Smith Cancellation.  Not sure where I fall.  On the one hand who cares and on the other hand I BETTER CARE because if not me THEN WHOM.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Good deal.  1/4th of my Good Iced Cream sandwiches are CHOCOLATE iced cream.  ONE PACK IS JUST VANILLA.  ONE PACK IS VANILLA AND CHOCOLATE.  I think if you'll crunch the numbers alongside me you'll come with the same Math Conclusions as I did.  What else do I got going for me.  Drinking a third beer with Act III Part II.  Presumably drink Right Around Half Of it.  Save the 2nd half for later on.  Instead of just pouring it down the drain.  I feel like that's a lot more reasonable way to do it.  Might as well consume this later!  Hmm.  Might need to retrieve TWO different pills from Storage Space tonight.  I feel like TWO DAYS AGO I ran out of LAMOTRAGINE and just didn't take one last night.  And then last night I took the last I wanna say ATROVASTATIN? and would need to replace it tonight.  SO TONIGHT I GOTTA GET TWO THINGS WHAT THE HELL.  This might take me upwards of FOURTY SECONDS.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.
   Last paragraph!  Good deal!  OH NO Three's A Crowd is one of two or three episodes that goes SOUNDLESS for a couple of minutes sometimes.  I feel like there must be 2-3 Full Episode Clips of this episode on YouTube because HALF TE TIME I watch it there's a 2 minute period in the middle SOUNDLESS.  Half the time NOT.  So OBVIOUSLY we're dealing with multiple YouTube Videos.  Either way OH NO I'M SCARED.  Good.  Getting into the spirit of things.  I SHOULD BE SCARED.  THIS IS HORROR TV.  If I'm scared THEN I'M DOING IT RIGHT.  Hmm.  Well another day down.  And getting close to Another New Day.  Which I will eventually have to DOWN.  Eventually SOON.  We're not there yet, but we're pretty close to The New Day Me Having To Do!  DANGIT.  20-25% chance these pills I gotta replace are Morning Pills and not NightTime Pills and I'm just getting confused.  We'll that'd be the dream, right.  Means I don't need to spend thirty eight seconds replacing pills tonight!  GET TO PUNT THAT TO TOMORROW MORNING.  That's the dream!  Alright hey I'm done here!  See ya tomorrow!

-10:06 P.M.

Saturday, September 17, 2022

Ready To Start Doing Something

    Hey friends!  About fifteen minutes behind schedule today.  Should be able to fit in everything more or less relatively easily.  Had delicious half a rainbow cookie for breakfast.  Plus I think I had ZERO NightMight snacking overnight!  Possible I had one or two things as normal.  But I don't THINK I did!  WOW GET GUINESS ON THE PHONE.  Someone just broke a record for amount of hours over the night without eating.  We're talkin' like EIGHT or so.  Maybe even NINE.  Anyway Mets game today at 7:10 PM.  That will correspond with me eating Chicken Pot Pie around 7:40, 7:45 PRESUMABLY.  Maybe not have it on MY TV.  But it will be going on with or without my viewership participation presumably.  Maybe my life is a Truman Show and if there's anything I'm not involved in they don't bother to do it.  Seems reasonable.  How about a sequel to the Truman Show where he thought he escaped BUT ACTUALLY he's still in AN EVEN BIGGER scam world.  Oh No I'm scared.  For him. 
   Yeah!  I am having chicken tonight and had chicken last night but the best idea I have for lunch is also chicken based.  Kids chicken parm maybe.  I reserve the right to change my mind!  That should go without saying!  What just because I said something on my website I'm waiving the right in real life to change my mind?  That's not how this works at all.  September 17th.  I FEEL like I lost my virginity on a September 17th.  I guess it could be give or take a few days but for some reason September 17th sticks in my mind.  WOW WHAT FUN.  I wish I was doing that RIGHT NOW.  Hmm.  Too bad for me!  Also what year?  NO SPOILERS.  That's PRIVILEGED information.  Suffice to say it wasn't a September 17th Leap Year.  Look I know in our experience no year where we leap September 17th.  But I feel if time goes on long enough, and we continue using this calendar more or less long enough, at least to the point we have September 17ths, WE WILL EVENTUALLY SKIP A SEPTEMBER 17th.  Might not be for 500,000 years.  But WE'LL GET THERE.
   Third paragraph!  Then again if I have Sandwich I can haeve Some Sweet as a Sandwich Side.  Maybe like 8 wafer cookies.  I like making progress with wafer cookies without eating them irresponsibly.  Cause then there's LESS that I could THEORETICALLY eat irresponsibly!  Amazing!  Then again I could have SIX wafer cookies as upcoming snack.  I've given myself a lot to think about.  Don't get this hearty health bread again.  Doesn't taste good.  Makes me unenthusiastic about sandwiches as opposed to neutrally enthusiastic or even occasionally relatively enthusiastic!  So that's good.  FOR FUTURE.  Hmm.  How long am I thinkin' I'll put chicken pot pie in oven for.  I'm thinkin an hour and a half.  Oh nice thing to be thinkin'.  You bet.  How do I feel today.  Maybe about 2% sick.  Somewhat fatigued I'd say!  Could just be General Morning Fatigue (GMF).  WOW The guy who plays the old man in upcoming Tales In Crypt episode is STILL alive!  He was only 55 or so when playing the old man.  Character was presumably 65+ years in the episode!  WOW GREAT NEWS.
   National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Rice Crispies Treats Day.  No thanks. Sounds gross.  Maybe if I tried it I'd like it.  But rice crispies seem gross to me.  And I feel I HAVE tried then Oh I Don't Know 26 years ago.  NO THANKS.  Puffed up rice.  WHO NEEDS IT.  Birds maybe.  I feel like they like that kind of crap.  Bad for them though.  Makes em explode or something?  I don't have all the details!  Anyway that's the only food of tomorrow.  Hmm.  Halfway into fourth paragraph.  That's KIND OF decent progress into Daytime Day Chore Of Writing Entry Day.  I guess I'd feel more comfortable with 100% more progress.  BY WHICH I MEAN what I have TIMES TWO.  Hmm sounds like getting me up to the eighth paragraph.  WOW THAT'S GREAT.  Let's DO THAT.  Let's have 3 hershey bars for lunch.  WHAT THE HELL.  That'd be DELICIOUS.  BUT NO THANK YOU.  What music playlist am I up to.  Superbloom.  WOW.  Listen to them kids do music.  I wonder how old they are.  Could be my age!  Could be HALF my age.  Could be Oh I Don't Know 70% of my age.  Hard to say!
   Fifth paragraph.  After this paragraph, if I do 100% of what I've already done,  BING ZANG ZOOM done with Act I!  Good deal.  Anyway how much time do I have ideally to write these six paragraphs.  I guess fourty five minutes is something to aim for.  Slightly presumable I DON'T make that time limit but I probably will.  So that's good!  Anyway what else is going on.  Maybe play some ROCKSMITH today.  I feel like that'd be fun and/or productive.  Hmm what kinda songs they got.  At the very least I can enjoy listening to the songs while I'm Failing At Playing Them.  Lemme LTURQ.  WOW THEY GOT SOME GOOD SONGS.  They got a NIRVANA.  They got an OASIS.  WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT?  FOO FIGHTERS?  CAUSE THEY GOT THAT TOO.  Hmm.  Hassle and a half to change tuning from song to song though.  I don't remember signing up for this.  Apparently I have, though.  Otherwise LEGALLY they're in some murky water making me do it without me having signed up for it.  Hmm.  Gonna go get coffee now.
   Yeah!  Five paragraphs to go for Act I!  Delightful.  Should I start working on Fun Great Light Calorie Beer tonight or work on finishing Old Faithful Bud Light.  Right now I'm leaning towards Old Faithful.  Which I believe is a GYZER reference.  Guiser.  Giser?  Lemme LTURQ.  The point is it's old and it's faithful because it sprouts water on occasion.  GEYSER.  Okay sure.  Why is some dumb geyser a nationally known reference.  WHO GIVES A FIG about this crap.  Erupts every 44 minutes to 2 hours since 2000.  That's not faithful.  Should be erupting CONSISTENTLY in SAME AMOUNT OF TIME.  Whatta scam.  Either way I feel like it's a log flume type attraction?  You get sprayed with the water as your reward for standing around for an hour?  That'd be my guess.  I may not know exactly what a geyser is.  You're kidding me.  NO IT'S TRUE TRUTH.  So that's good.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  I know Old Fashioned is already an alcoholic drink but I think Old Faithful could easily be a fun one, too.  Maybe an Off-Shoot of Old Fashioned.  Because that would make people ACCEPT IT more.  Instead of oh it's too close to that name, confusing.  Now it's oh, it's close to that name, because it's close to the composition, that makes sense AND NOW I LOVE IT.  Anyway.  What's Old Fashioned.  It's old faithful but slightly different.  Okay then what's Old Faithful.  Kinda like Old Fashioned.
   Seventh paragraph!  Good deal.  Four paragraphs to go until WalkBreak!  Can we design an alcohol drink that sprouts it's composition up in to the air or something.  Like a Geyser?  If we can do that that's Old Faithful.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me.  Feels like I gotta go somewhere or do something an upcoming morning.  Oh right.  Dad gotta drive me to UPS store so I could drop off some crap.  For it to be transported!  To some relevant destination is my guess.  Dishwasher stuff!  We spend 200 dollars on new Dishwasher Accessories only to find out it was the dishwasher itself malfunctioning.  THESE DISHWASHER ACCESSORY PEOPLE BE GIVING US REFUND.  SO that's good.  PLUS I GET TO GO IN THE CAR TO A DESTINATION.  What fun.  If it twere later in the day I MIGHT make a case for going through nearby fastfood drive through.  Presumably White Castle or Burger King or Wendies.  So I could get just ONE MEALSWORTH and there's no egregious feels and tips and crap.  Not worth it in the morning though.  OR IS IT.  Hmm.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Amazing!  I guess I could enjoy IT II today.  Adults are KIDS AT HEART.  No reason not to get a kick out of that.  Also I'd like to have seen Pennywise age 27 years as well.  He starts off as an adult.  Feels like he should be a Young Elderly 27 years later.  Maybe a MIDDLE elderly.  I dunno how old this clown was in 1989 or whatever!  MY GUESS IS low or mid 40's!  Also I GET he's some sort of immortal being or something.  I DON'T CARE.  He should be AGING LIKE ANY NORMAL CLOWN.  Which is about the same rate as Normal Non-Clown People.  Maybe SLIGHTLY faster.  That's how clowns work is the impression I'm under!  Hmm.  Ideally write 2+ paragraphs in twuenty minutes.  Seems reasonable.  VERY reasonable.  Well Pretty reasonable at least.  Hmm.  I feel like I'd be enjoying Tales In The Crypt even more if 95% of the episodes weren't Terrible Image Quality.  Watching these on YOUTUBE.  Resolution ain't exactly designed for MID-SCREEN TV.  Oh well ya take what you can get.  Or leave what you can get.  Let someone else take it.  WOW WHAT A GENEROSITY.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Any kids from IT gone on to have more success as an actor.  Or some other sort of person.  Maybe a banker.  Hmm.  Oh well what can ya do.  What if I got BREAKFAST drive through.  That's no good that'd be 2.33 times the amount of a normal breakfast.  Then again I remember DIGGING Burget King cinnamon roll things?  Mini cinnamon roll things.  With Frosting on top.  Let's see if they still sell those suckers.  NOPE not seeing anything.  Oh well.  What can ya do.  Exact same stuff I was gonna do either way.  Sounds fair to me.  What else is up and crap.  Write 1.5 paragraphs in Oh I Don't Know TWELVE MINUTES.  Sounds like a blast and a half.  Good deal one might say!  Hmm.  NOT LIKING growing amount of music I listen to during walks as PERSONAL CHOICE FREE SWIM.  Too much pressure to GET IT RIGHT on a song-by-song basis.  I should be listening to play lists ALL WALKS except last walk and POSSIBLY penultimate walk.  Oh well what can ya do.  DO IT.  The THING I JUST SAID.  That's what you can do.  Oh okay sounds good.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  What else do I got going on for me.  Maybe have nice Fiber Bar as upcoming snack.  Slightly bigger snack but WORTH IT on occasion when and IF I feel like having it.  SO that's good.  How LONG is IT: II.  I'm gonna say 2 hours and 34 minutes.  Lemme LTURQ.  2 hours and fourty nine minutes.  Oh okay great.  Bonus 15 minutes!  That should be a blast and a half!  Feels like today is Saturday.  Good stuff.  Had a nice piece of rye bread with Special Soup last night.  I'd do it again too!  Good stuff.  Look I know I"m running on fumes right now.  Hey better than not running at all.  Also maybe fumes are kind of pleasant to run on.  Fumes SMELL and maybe they Smell GOOD.  I can see getting OFF on smelling some fumes.  SEXUALLY I mean!  Oh okay I see.  HEY I think new season of COBRA KAI is available.  That's one show from the last half decade I've kept up with for some reason!  I like the part where I DUNNO I KINDA FORGET WHY I LIKE ANY PART.  Either way delightful I'm gonna go take a walk now!  See ya soon!

Are You Thinking What I'm Thinking

    Hey!  I'm back to write 5 more paragraphs.  Ideally within fourty five minutes or so.  That doesn't sound so hard.  Maybe have turkey sandwich for lunch.  That doesn't sound so hard.  The bread is tough but ultimately the turkey is good and whatever I decide as SandwichSIde is good.  Possibly have Good Fiber bar with sandwich.  Have golden graham bar for upcoming snack!  Delicious AND Nutritious.  Well delicious anyway.  Well pretty good tasting anyway.  Well it's something I can stuff down my gullet with little to no consequence anyway.  I see Hershel Walker gonna debate Raphael Warnick.  Gotta imagine that'd be good TV if only I didn't feel bad watching Walker say weird things.  Kind of pity him!  Probably a JERK though.  He's not mentally well enough to be a jerk.  You need some COGNIZANCE of your jerkiness.  Otherwise we can't really blame you for your actions now can we.  Anyway I like me some Warnock.  Presumably I'd like me EVEN MORE Warnock.
   Four paragraphs o go!  Man oh man when I'm done with this act is it time to have some fun.  Nice DayTime Day coming my way.  Possibly Some ITII.  Anyway I dunno what else is going on.  Last week I had HAM SANDWICH first and then TURKEY SANDWICH a few days later.   This week I FEEL LIKE LEADING OFF with Turkey Sandwich.  Prove me wrong, you can't!  Is ham sandwich related to ham radio?  My guess is No.  I know ham in ham sandwich is reference to Ham: The Meat.  What's ham radio a reference to.  My first guess is H.A.M. stands for something.  Better LTURQ.  First amateur radio club in Harvard 1908.  Run by three guys.  Where if you put the first initial of their last names together you get H.A.M.  WOW.  Harvard is on THE CUTTING EDGE as of 115 years ago.  Gotta imagine that was when they peaked and it's been downhill ever since.  What about the Harvard Lampoon.  I dunno NEVER READ IT.  Possibly IT'S TOTAL CRAP.  Hmm is Harvard Lampoon ONLINE.  Can I READ the latest edition of HARVARD LAMPOON from OUTSIDE HARVARD CAMPUS? Looks like they got some crap up online.  Each article has a PICTURE too.  Like a COMIC or something.  DON'T LIKE IT>  STICK TO WORDS.  Don't get ahead of yourself with Comics c'mon.
   Third paragraph from TOP of act, third paragraph from BOTTOM of Act.  If you'll crunch the numbers along with me you'll see that I Am Telling Truths.  Anyway.  How much time do I have noe ideally to write 3 paragraphs.  Let's say about half an hour.  Oh okay sounds great.  I can do it IN TWUENTY MINUTES even!  Jeez.  70 Calorie Fiber Brownie box was open when I checked just earlier.  Which means I either DID have one of those last night OR it arrived slightly open.  It's POSSIBLE it arrived slightly open.  Things like that have happened before!  And even with this Box Opened Knowledge I still can't PLACE having anything.  But I'd say more likely than not I OPENED IT AND H... wait maybe I opened it and just put one in the fridge!  HEY THAT'D SOLVE ALL MY PROBLEMS.  Both not eating Tainted Fiber Brownies (THEY ARE EACH INDIVIDUALLY PACKED AS WELL THOUGH JUST SO YA KNOW) AND I haven't eaten one already irresponsibly!
   Penultimate paragraph of cat.  Act.  I'd like to know what a Penultimate Paragraph Of Cat is all about though!  OH BOY.  Hmm. Probably put on a Tales In The Crypt for first thing I watch today.  IT is just too big a commitment for NOW.  Very possible I'll START IT UP later in the afternoon though.  We'll see I guess.  CAT plays a big supporting role of upcoming Tales In The Crypt I got going for me.  Cat named Mew-mew.  Good story behind that!  Stray cat shows up at elderly lady's doorstep.  Elderly lady goes WHAT'S YOUR NAME.  Cat moews twice in succession.  Elderly lady goes MEW MEW?  Also the Meow DOESN'T sound THAT much like MEW.  More your class MEYOW sort of meow.  CLOSE ENOUGH THAT I'LL ALLOW IT THOUGH.  So that's good.  NO SPOILERS.  So that's good.  Also cat isn't Meowing AS A CONSCIOUS RESPONSE to being asked what its name is.  COINCIDENCE.  Cat doesn't understand English!  Jut HAPPENED to be in the mood to meow once, and then meow again 2 seconds afterward.  Either way it worked out for everyone No Spoilers.
   Last paragraph of Daytime Day.  Got an embarrassingly Too Much tweuenty minutes to write it.  Why is that embarrassing.  I guess it isn't!  If anything I'm PRIDEFUL of it.  Grat I guess.  Guess I should be lucking forward to indulging in Hershey Bar tonight. No time like the present to get started on 'em.  Delicious.  What else is crap and shit.  Am I running low on tootsie pops?  I don't know.  If I have one say 5 out of 7 times a week might be running out in 2-4 weeks I'd say.  At some point GOTTA PLAN AHEAD to get more.  Some just chocolate bags, some assorted flavor bags.  Or ONE of each what do I know.  Or ONE OF ONE and several of OTHERS.  What do I know.  Feels like I would get something out of having tootsie pops as NightMight snacks.  Even if I don't bother sucking on it at all and just bite in immediately.  Oh well live and learn.  Hey I guess that's it for now.  I'll be back tonight!

i might be alone on this

    Hello friends.  Gotta write some six paragraphs now before Doing Something Else For A While.  Just had delicious fudgesicle!  After having delicious chickend pot pie.  PRESUMABLE EXTRAVAGANT AS ALL HELL hershey bar with almunds coming up.  After the thing I do after the six paragraphs.  RECESS WALK.  Okay I think we're all caught up.  Which is interesting because everything we just caught up on I either already said or you could have assumed.  Or just plain wasn't important.  I dunno about that.  Anyway got DogFish Head Beer going on.  Delicious CITRUS taste.  I know ALL the terms people use when pinpointing aspects of Special Beer's taste.  CITRUS is solidly one of them.  I feel very strongly about this!  Anyway watched a total of TWO Tales In The Crypt episode today as well as about 2/3rds of IT: II.  I feel like I'd like to see a version of IT where we see the exact same thing but IT isn't in clown make up and is just in Regular Man Makeup.  You know the face make-up your average man would be wearing during his free time.  I feel like he wouldn't look that spooky without the Clown Stuff.  HARD for me to properly imagine though.  That's why I wanna see it.  I DON'T KNOW what it'd be like.  I CRAVE KNOWLEDGE and ability for PERSPECTIVE like in this case presumably.
   Hmm.  Mets doing okay in their baseball game tonight so far.  SO FAR.  Anyway had a nice RESTING activity this afternoon. No full on sleep.  Not even full on half way sleep.  I'm comfortable saying FULL ON 40% SLEEP though for part of it.  Was laying in bed for about 50 minutes.  SOLIDLY 1/3rd+ asleep for about half of it. Man oh man I can't wait to go to sleep again tonight FOR KEEPS THIS TIME.  What else is going on and crap.  NAILED the chicken pot pie re: heating it up appropriately.  Made it real good.  If I do say so myself.  Which I do!  I JUST DID.  We all saw it!  I feel like Beer Drinker Describers aren't gonna be impressed by me saying Citrus.  They'd be like WELL WHICH CITRUS IS IT.  And I'd be like GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  That's a fun scenario in my head.  Hmm.  I was about to say something.  Then I got distracted for A MERE EIGHT SECONDS.  Now I can't remember.  Oh well there goes my life.  Sucks!  Looking forward to upcoming snack.  Maybe I don't have herhey bar but I CAN HAVE WHATEVER I WANT IN TE MOMENT.  THE SKY IS THE LIMIT.  No trips to the Moon though.  WAY PAST THE LIMIT.
   Four paragraphs to go!  I'm of the generation that of recent iteration of IT I was halfway through the IT cycle at the moment.  THAT MAKES VERY LITTLE SENSE.  Look as kids they're 13 I think.  Then IT comes back 27 years later.  When I WAS AROUND watching IT (2017) I was like 26 or 27.  Hmm.  I was 28.  Basically HALFWAY BETTWEN them being kids and them being YOUNG ADULTS.  Let's be honest FOURTY is pretty young.  I guess at this point they're all CLOSER TO FIFTY now.  UH OH sounds like they're getting into OLD YOUNG ADULT territory.  Oh well that's the compromise they made when they decided to OutLive IT.  Become slightly older and older over the course of time.  THEY HAD THEIR CHANCE to let IT kill them so they'd be Forever Young.  NOW THEY GOTTA DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES.  They're not KIDS anymore.  They should KNOW their actions have IMPLICATIONS.  Hmm.  Is Stephen King a billionaire.  Gotta imagine he's done as much to earn a billion dollars as anyone.  I'd LTURQ but his business not mine.
   Yeah!  Maybe enjoy some Frozen Iced Cream Cone.  It'd be good because I like iced cream.  Makes me feel good around the inside of the mouth area.  Internet seems to say Stephen King as 600 Million Dollar networth.  What does he spend that money on.  Doesn't seem like the kind of guy to live extravagantly.  Kinda feels like he could give each American like a dollar sixty or something.  I didn't crunch the numbers.  But if he wants to do GOOD with his money, I can't imagine a BETTER WAY TO DO IT other than give EVERY MAN WOMAN AND CHILD close to two dollars.  AMERICAN man woman and child.  The country where PEOPLE MEAN THE MOST.  Cause I live here.  That's how I know we deserve dollars more than others.  Kinda feels like if every American gave me a dine I'D BE SITTING PRETTY.  That's gotta be like 35 million dollars right three.  JUST DO IT.  How hard is that.  Give me a dime and have your kids and grandparents each give me one dime each too.  WIN WIN SITUATION and BOY OH BOY DO I WIN in it.  Anyway.  I am legitimately kind of upset Everyone Is Not Giving Me A Dime.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I.  Look if everyone gave me ONE PENCE I'd be happy.  I feel like PENCE means PENNY in this context.  Or it means Mike Pence.  I don't want ANY Mike Pence.  Whether its 350 Million or Just The One.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  Hmm.  Starting beer #2.  I'd say at this rate probably gonna have just 2 beers.  Either finishing both before Recess OR having some of the 2nd one left after recess!  Anyway.  Look if someone just gave Mike Pence to me Could I figure out SOMETHING to do with him?  I dunno.  Feels like it's more trouble than it's worth.  I guess the only thing I can think of is Set Mike Pence Free.  But even THAT I feel like I don't wanna do.  Just leave me out of it, like I said.  Are we sure that they were saying Hang Mike Pence and not Hang With Mike Pence and they just wanted some Chilling With Yer Bro Time.  And Mike Pence is their ideal Bro to Chill With.  I guess we can't be SURE one way or the other.  One more paragraph to go.
   Amazing!  Leaning towards indulgencing and having the delicious hershey bar!  LOOK I'm gonna like it but I might also have a DIVINE REALIZATION hey this is lotta calories HOW COMFORTABLE AM I WITH THIS.  It's running me 10-40 more calories than a Quest BAR OH NO GET OUT OF THE WAY now my life is different presumably for the worst!  The good news is despite having hershey bar I STILL GET FULL ON HEALTH ICE CREAM BAR an hour after that.  It all comes down to me having fudgesicle just earlier instead of tootsie pop.  TWENTY CALORIES BANK'D RIGHT THERE.  And you all doubted me.  And my ability to make Positive Life Decisions.  Well WHOSE DOUBTING WHO now  Possibly you still doubting me.  FINE AT LEAST I'M GETTING ATTENTION.  No difference between good attention and bad attention, right?  That's been my experience.  Being doubted isn't really BAD attention.  I mean, it's not GREAT.  But you still EMPATHIZE with someone who you're doubting.  You don't think they're a jerk or anything IN PRINCIPLE.  ALRIGHT MISSION ACCOMPLISHED time to take a walk.  Be back in a bit!

   WHAT TE HELL this is just a straight up hershey Bar!  I guess I KIND OF knew that was what was coming but NOTING PREPARES YOU FOR THIS.  Plus got some almonds for me to crunch down into.  I'm not sure how I feel about this.  I think GOOD.  I THINK VERY GOOD.  But I guess there's the risk that I Finish It and want more.  Well I'm finishing it now.  In the process of chewing the last of it.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses, I guess!  I think I don't particularly need more.   Kinda hearty, all things considered!  Anyway the Mets are still leading in their baseball game and its considerably closer to the end!  Compared to before!  Whattado with the rest of my night.  Possibly watch entire Tales In The Crypt episode when this is over.  Which is THE SWITCH.  Which has gotta be one of the first times Arnold Schwnarrtzenner was taken seriously beyond being an actor.  He directed this sucker in, what, 1990? 1991?  Lemme LTURQ.  The original air date was APRIL 21st, 1990!  WOW JUST ABOUT ONE MONTH INTO SPRING.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Hmm.  Think I'm gonna go with Fudge flavored Health bar.  Lotta chocolate in a row.  40 calorie fudgesicle into chocolate hershey bar into 90 calorie Chocolate/Fudge Ice Cream Bar Pop Thing.  YA DON'T MESS WIT A GOOD THING.  Unless you wanna make it better.  Then ROLL THEM DICE AND MESS WITH IT.  Go ahead I encourage that kind of behavior.  Hmm.  Got about a third of a beer left right now.  That's not so bad!  Only 2 for the day.  Very reasonable.  Hershey bars play a part in a Tales In The Crypt episode.  A guy at work eats a bar that's CLEARLY INSPIRED by Hershey Bars but don't have the exact Hershey Logo.  And basically he folds up the tin wrapping and arranges it with Older Tin Wrappings int osome sort of 3-D Shape.  Composed of folded up Chocolate Bar Wrappings.  NO SPOILERS.
   Two paragraphs to go!  Pay some real good attention to THE SWITCH.  Or get started on falling asleep.  Just NOT paying attention to twitter and I'll consider tonight a Biden Win.  Hmm.  A month or two ago an account from Team Joe Biden started showing up in my Feed UNINVITED which is called Biden Wins and every tweet is just something good that happens and then it goes That's A Biden Win!  Not sure what they're trying to accomplish with that but if they were trying to get my attention CLEARLY THEY'VE SUCCEEDED.  Also no spoilers but a few days ago I saw an account I THINK FOR NEWSOM and it was the same thing but for him and then it ended That's A Newsom Win!  Might have been a different Democrat/Democratic organization.  THINK it was Gavin Newsom.  That's a Newsom Win.  What's wrong with these people!!!  Also YEAH these are things at the very least tangentially related to Who They're Giving Credit For The Win.  It's not just yesterday was a nice day outside.  That's a Biden Win!  NO it's stuff BIDEN DID OR PLAYED A PART IN.  C'mon guys.
   Last paragraph.  What else is crap and shit.  I don't think I gotta get up early tomorrow for anything.  Gonna have a tough decision between 2nd half of Rainbow Cookie or a Balanced Breakfast.  Sure classic breakfast would be great, too, but let's leave that out of the equation for now.  Alright just, "Pounded," the last 20-25% of the beer I had left.  Which is good.  I liked the part where it slided down my gullet.  SLID down my gullet doesn't sound right.  SLIDED isn't a word.  But SLIDED down my gullet sounds like the best option for what I'm trying to say.  So that's good.  Like a water slide.  Slided, not slid.  C'mon guys.  WHOSE MY FAVORITE IT.  Well Adult Beverly DUH.  Fine whose my favorite IT KID.  Well RICHIE DUH.  Then again gonna have to give that some thought.  Oh well too late now.  I already talked about it without giving it any thought.  Can't go back now we're too far committed!  The point is I'm done here I'll see ya tomorrow!

-10:13 P.M.

Friday, September 16, 2022

Hello Friends And Whatknot

    Hey!  Today is gonna be a mixed up day.  Right now I am exactly ON Schedule in terms of starting act I.  Didn't take a walk beforehand though.  And I'm gonna have to accept Super Market delivery at some point over the next two hours presumably.  AND I feel pretty relatively sick so I'm not gonna take all the walks either way.  Besides the one I've already missed!  Or maybe I don't miss anymore I dunno.  We'll see how I feel!  For a while I was very confident I'd skip entry today.  But then I felt like I could start writing some sentences and see where that takes me.  Good deal!  Didn't have anything for breakfast today.  Not hungry!  ALSO I had bonus NightMIght snacking and not having breakfast makes up for it AND THEN SOME.  We're talkin' I had 8-12 mini Kit Kat Cubes.  We're talkin' 175-275 calories or so overall.  Also presumably another thing or do.  Either way HMM what else is up.  Gonna do less sit-up/push-ups for my rights and/or life.  I forget what we're getting up and standing up for.  I think it might be BOTH our Rights AND our Lives at different times.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE JUST RIGHTS.
   I guess maybe you don't even HAVE to get-up and/or stand-up for your life.  Already got life!  And they may be depriving you of Rights but I guess you Living is more or less a given AT THIS POINT IN THE GAME.  Hmm.  Mets game at 7:20 PM.  Should be good!  When I wasn't gonna write Entry today and/or take half the walks I was also thinking I'd skip beer tonight.  Still a possibility I guess.  Pretty likely within a couple of hours I'm not very sick at all anymore though.  I don't know what's gonna happen!  I'm not a SOOTHsayer.  I'm not a SOOTH ANYTHING.  Well maybe I am.  Better LURQ definition of Sooth.  Sooth means, "Truth."  Why not just say Truth then.  VERY similar words.  So I guess the premise of soothsays is THEY'RE TELLING THE TRUTH about your future.  Good, good for them.  Good for you!  Unless you don't like your future and it ruins the rest of your days coming up to the future you don't like.  Maybe it ruins your time, maybe it makes it better, knowing you have to appreciate it.  YOUR BUSINESS not mine.
   Plumber still coming this morning too.  Was supposed to be here by now!  I think one thing I have to do re: Plumber is take out garbage or something.  But I have to wait until he's here.  Not 100% sure how that works.  Gotta find a soothsayer to Truth IT UP to me so I get it.  Hmm. Was I uncomfortable overnight sickness-wise.  I don't think so.  Started this morning.  I don't like it!  Sounds like a scam.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Eat An Apple Day and Internation Grenache Day and National Apple Dumpling Day.  Apples are okay now and again.  Not gonna eat one today!  Not sure what Grenache is.  Not sure I'll EVER know.  Not sure what an apple dumpling is.  My first guess is your classic dumpling with chopped apples in it or something.  Lemme LTURQ, apple dumpling first.  HMM more PASTRY than I expected.  I was thinking like Chinese Food dumpling or a KREPLACH or something.  NOPE.  More like a pastry.  Either way FINE I'll eat your dumb pastry GIVE IT HERE.  Internation Grenache.  What' Internation Grenache.  Red Wine Grapes.  Oh okay.  Am I not finishing the word International for a reason?  Not sure hard to say.
   Fourth paragraph!  Very upsetting plumber will be here at same time as Super Market.  Gotta put stuff away while he's right in that area!  That's no fun.  What else is crap and shit.  Might just stop this Act after 5 paragraphs if I even make it that far.  I'm overexerting myself and whatknot!  I don't even feel comfortable with Just Exerting Myself.  That alone seems like too much effort!  Hmm.  Got coffee coming up.  Guess I'll retrieve it after this paragraph.  Unless Something Comes and makes it impossible to enjoy delicious coffee right now.  Probably just lie in bed indefinitely.  I HOPE A GOOD AMOUNT OF INDEFINITELY BUT NOT TOO MUCH INDEFINITELY.  Indefinitely means Definitely?  WHatta country!  That sort of thing is what I'm capable of Under The Weather.  Not happy about it!  But I've made my peace with it immediately just now.  That's part of life I guess.  What else is up.  Not even gonna put on TV or go on twitter.  Just LAY There and contemplate how much fun I'm having laying there and dreading not being able to lay there ANY MOMENT.
    Yeah!  HEY plumber just came.  Poured my coffee just in time.  If I had waited but 3 more minutes I wouldn't have a direct route to coffee!  Anyway still planning on resting after this paragraph until Super Market comes.  HOPEFULLY at least.  Then again if it comes sooner rather than later my day is less mix-em-up'd.  So either way I WIN.  Or lose.  Either way I'll adapt and try to make my best of the situation.  Not REALLY.  I'll halfway adapt, sure.  Maybe try to get something neutral out of the situation.  Don't feel comfortable saying I'll make the BEST of the situation OR EVEN REALLY TRY.  So that's good and crap.  HEY just got a text message from Super Market saying we're next!  Could mean they're here real soon.  Could mean they're here relatively soon!  Could mean ABSOLUTELY NOTHING what do I know!  Either way BREAK after this paragraph.  Good deal.  Got Belgian Waffle for lunch today.  Dinner remains to be seen.  Could be practically anything!  Probably some sort of not Heavy Beef.  Had 3 steak * stuffed mushrooms over the last 5 dinners.  Had bison burger another one. BISON BURGER IS BEEF for the purposes of this discussion.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit!  Probably after walk!

Anything Going On With You

    Hello friends  Super Market delivery came 10 minutes after I finished Act I!  Took a walk after that.  Now I'm here!  Got an hour and a half until I gotta take my next walk.  Usually I give myselves an hour and fifteen minutes as more than enough time for a 10 paragraph'r.  HOWEVER I may need to help my Dad throw garbage out or move stuff under the sink or other stuff.  So I dunno!  Anyway DISHWASHER BROKEN.  FLOOR BROKEN.  How can a floor be broken.  Parts of it are WARPED or something I dunno.  I get the impression we'll need new floor.  LOOK I can walk around on this floor all I please no problem.  But my parents don't like the Warpedness!  So that's good.  Listening to new Death Cab for Cutie album this morning.  HEY I like this band despite not knowing their DISCOGROPHY.  Sure liked That Postal Service.  So through the transitive property of mathematics I know like Death Cab as the kids call it.  I call it For Cutie.  If I say have you heard the new FOR CUTIE album people would vaguely know what I mean.  Might be judging me for being an idiot!  But they'd get the point.
   Hmm.  Probably end up just with 1 less walk today.  Probably end up with a more significant amount less sit-up/push-ups.  Anyway.  How do I feel RIGHT NOW?  Kinda okay!  Pleasantly Flu-ish.  This is the sweet spot I was talking about looking forward to a few days ago.  Maybe A BIT on the too uncomfortable.  Maybe actually just write 5 paragraph act here.  I AM KINDA SICK.  I'm JUSTIFIED to not exert myself too much!  THIS SOUNDS GREAT AND WHATKNOT.  If I do that I could probably fit in all walks.  BUT I AIN'T pushing myself, that's the premise of this entire Re-imagining Of Today!  Good deal.  What else is going on and crap.  Probably use Bonus Time to just lay in bed for Oh I Don't Know fourty five minutes after these 5 paragraphs.  Good deal!  Maybe I should go through For Cutie discogrophy.  I feel like I've heard a few songs before.  They have a song that's LIKE the song title there is a light that will never go out. OH I KNOW after calibrating and re-calibrating I WILL FOLLOW YOU INTO THE DARK.  Same basic premise.  WHATTA RIP OFF.
   Third paragraph!  Delightful.  Anyway this entire thing gonna set us back FOUR DIGITS of moneys.  I HOPE IT'S YEN.  If I gotta be spending 4 digits of money YEN IS MY FIRST CHOICE.  Anyway.  Feels like there must be SOME PLACE in America, IN NEW YORK CITY EVEN, where I can go to and just be like here's some America Dollars.  GIVE ME SOME YEN.  Gotta imagine someone could service me with that.  Anyway.  Hmm.  At this point I made it through what would have been The Troubled Times in regards to being hungry on account of no real breakfast.  Didn't feel hungry!  And now we're only Oh I Don't Know an hour and fourty five minutes to Two Hours for next regularly scheduled snack.  GREAT did I get anything new and exciting from Super Market?  Not seeing anything that jumps out at me.  Whew that's a relief.  I'd FREAK THE FUCK OUT if one of these things JUMPED OUT AT ME.  Especially if I never seen it coming.  If I see it progressing towards me and I accurately get the sense it's gonna jump at me then I'm prepared.  But if it's out of nowhere AHHH YA SPOOKED ME.
   Two paragraphs to go for daytime day?  Or at this point just try to write 10 paragraphs.  I dunno.  Either way what fun.  Could write between 5 and 10 paragraphs for this act.  WHATEVER HAPPENS HAPPENS.  Probably.  What kinda stuff I got coming my way on TV today.  More Tales In The Crypt.  Maybe Something ELSE.  Can't count out Something ELSE completely!  No matter how convenient it would be.  Get on board for Just This EARLY.  Means I Don't have to waste time thinking about it.  And my time is precious!  Everything I think is Very Important!  Seems about right.  Guess I'll go pour coffee #2 after THIS paragraph.  See where that takes me.  Anyway dishwasher/floor doesn't make a huge impact on me BUT I can experience through THE TRANSITIVE PROPERTY the head aches and moneys and problems my Dad (AND OR MOM) get from it.  GOD DAMN IT.  They're ruining my good time!  TRANSITIVELY.  Then again if I SHOULDER some of the headaches and money-worries and problems I CAN HELP ALLEVIATE THEIR PROBLEM?  Not sure that'll pan out.  But it feels like hey something worth giving a shot.
   Fifth paragraph!  Hmm.  Not only we gotta replace floor in entire kitchen just because one relatively small spot of Warped Wood, my Dad wants to replace ENTIRE FLOORS of 1st story of house.  YES as of now the floors of all three rooms match.  BUT I feel like you can change Kitchen Floor and have it aesthetically, "GEL," with different floors outside the kitch.  WHAT DO I KNOW I JUST LIVE HERE.  Well not in the kitchen.  Maybe I SHOULD be living in the kitchen.  Never really thought about it.  Either way I've given myself a lot to think about.  Hmm.  Anyway plumber was not a sexy lady.  Not even a lady!  Not even a sexy man!  OH FOR TWO in terms of being a Sexy Lady.  So that's good.  What else is going on.  I guess as of now aiming to write 5 more paragraphs for Daytime Day.  Delightful.  Waffle coming my way.  MICROWAVE IT OR OVEN IT.  I feel like I've had more successful of Ovening It but I WANT A SOFT WAFFLE today not a Hard Crispy one.  Gotta microwave it Thusly.  The point is gonna have to do some manual dish washing the next couple of weeks.  And I ERRANTLY said I guess I'll help out and do some dishwashing!  Which is the right thing to do!  But I shouldn't have COMMITTED MYSELF SO EARLY.
   Sixth paragraph.  Good deal.  Maybe delicious smallish iced cream sandwich coming my way in about an hour and a half.  I can get, "INTO," that.  Not LITERALLY.  Too SMALL for me to get into.  Unless I shrink myself somehow.  Which generally is THE OPPOSITE of what I'd wanna do.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Gotta walk CityStreet walk upcoming walk.  Normally I'm back to ParkWalk by That Time Period Walk.  GO FIGURE.  I'll wait here. Once you're doing Figuring you can resume reading after this sentence.  Well that should have been enough time to let you Figure now let's move on.  STILL THE SIXTH PARAGRAPH?  I was hoping this'd be the SEVENTH paragraph.  I guess you can't always get what you want.  Sometimes you get what you need.  That doesn't sound great either.  If I'm not always getting what I want I feel like I should ALWAYS get what I need as a compromise.  Not always getting what I want.  Only SOMETIMES getting what I need?  I guess things could be worse but I'm not so enthusiastic about this at all.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Great stuff.  The point is in having 8-12 small Kit Kat Squares I FINISHED the bag of Kit Kat Squares.  So I accomplished something is the point.  Amazing.  Got some good Solid Fiber Bars.  I could have one of these calorie snacks as one of my Two Main Day Snacks!  I wouldn't want BOTH snacks to be this level of calorie.  But ONE is certainly reasonable.  VERY reasonable.  Go ahead and try to reason with it.  IT WILL REACT RECIPROCALLY.  Sounds about right.  Hey remember when I wanted to be halfway through the seventh paragraph BUT I WASN'T and it was really disappointing?  Guess what.  I AM HALFWAY THROUGH SEVENTH PARAGRAPH NOW!  Good things come to those who wait.  Sometimes.  I dunno about that.  I feel like you're more likely to get good things if you go ahead and try to put yourself in action to MANIFEST good things.  Just sitting around waiting MAY result in good things but you're putting a lot of faith in the idea you deserve universe to award you Good Things without you even trying.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Anyway just occurred to me to check America Deaths from Covid 19.  I think we reached A Million quite a few months back, right?  Lemme LTURQ.  Looks like we're at 1.05 Million Deaths from covid.  But we reached 1 million a relatively long time ago in May.  ONLY 50,000 Deaths since then?  THAT'S A DROP IN THE BUCKET.  That's only ONE PACKED TO THE RAFTERS METS GAME.  Maybe a little bit more BUT WHOSE COUNTING.  Me. I'm counting.  That's what this entire paragraph is all about!  Anyway oh well what can ya do.  Take care of yourself.  Nah that seems like a hassle.  Oh okay interesting counterpoint.  What kinda amount of time I got going for me to finish this Act.  Fourty Five Minutes.  WOW.  Just 2+ paragraphs?  I'd presumably get that done in Oh I Don't Know FIFTEEN TO TWUENTY MINUTES.  Whatever the point is I WROTE ALL ENTRY TODAY.  Took almost all walks ultimately probably!  AND I ACCEPTED Super MARKET DELIVERY.
   Penultimate paragraph!  May isn't that long ago.  Four months!  I know it FEELS like another ERA but in reality it was just Lots Of Weeks Ago.  LOTTA WEEKS.  So that's good.  Anyway we better hope The Queen doesn't have Death Covid because she is one of the biggest Super Spreaders ever if that's the case.  People just lining up to get covid from the Queen.  It's like being KNIGHTED.  Or FEMALE KNIGHTED.  What's a Female Knight. Oh DAMEHOOD.  Love it.  Anyway all these new Knights and Dames got QueenDeathCovid.  Good for them!  Gotta imagine they're kind of okay with it!  What else is up.  HMM accidentally got two boxes of Good Hearty Ice Cream Sandwich.  One JUST VANILLA from Fresh Direct.  And one coming my way of Vanilla and SOME CHOCOLATE ONES coming my way from Amazin Fresh.  Too late to change it!  DANGIT These boxes take up VALUABLE REAL ESTATE in Refreezer.  Oh well I guess I got a good excuse to eat these all the time.  Whew good excuse to eat crap finally things are going my way.
   Last paragraph of Daytime Day!  What a wonderful world.  Hopefully you're lit up somehow if I'm following you into the dark.  I could at the worst get completely lost or at the best Not See Where I'm Going For A Short While.  Cause once we're both in the dark, even if I followed you INTO the dark, I'm gonna have a hard time CONTINUING to follow you.  So that's not good.  I would follow you into the light that will never go out.  Sounds like this is another problem.  TOO bright.  I don't wanna hurt my vision looking at this light that will never go out.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  Also I know we learnt from Poltergeist that we should either Go Towards The Light or go Away From the light.  SOME CONFUSION ABOUT IT IN THE MOVIE.  And I NEVER absorbed which one was ultimately correct.  I'd say 75% chance in the movie it's ultimately good to go towards the light.  BUT I CAN DEFINITELY IMAGINE A SCENARIO WHERE I'M 100% WRONG.  Oh well.  HEY that's it for now.  See ya tonight.

i have no idea about anything

    Hey friends.  Got chocolate lollipop going for me.  Delightful.  Including upcoming Recess Walk, I'll have taken 6 out of 8 walks today.  Did a solid 30 sit-up/push-up sets instead of 35.  WOW this lollipop is going GREAT.  Combo of SUGAR and Chocolate is DRIVING ME OUT OF MY MIND.  Just like Ron Desantis did to Immigrants compared to Where They Started.  I think he put them on a plane.  Plane is driving.  Sky Driving!  Anyway kinda feels like he might have egg on his face to realize what he did was very illegal and criminal behavior.  What a back fire!  Anyway had delicious Very Hearty Soup with bonus matzoh ball today.  And slice of rye bread!  Tomorrow is Chickened Pot Pie day OKAY?  I don't see why that wouldn't be okay with you.  But I have no idea what kind of jerk you are.  Maybe you're the kind of jerk who has a Pot Pie Problem with me.  Anyway watched IT (2016) today.  Most of IT.  I had watched the first twuenty minutes or so a couple of months ago.  Picked up where I left off there!  WATCHED TE ENTIRE REST OF IT.  Wonderful flim.  I'll watch IT2 at some point probably.
   Looks like IT was released in 2017.  But oddly enough there was a movie called, "I.T." released in 2016 starring Pierce Brosnon.  FASCINATING.  What's that all about.  Besides the title.  And the year it was released.  And how it starred Pierce Bronson.  WOW A THRILLER FILM.  Sign me THE FUCK down with that.  I don't like thrillers.  That's why I said Down Not Up.  I DON'T want you to sign me up.  Do the opposite.  That's how I feel.  Anyway started Act III Part I a little late today cause I was waiting for Amazon Fresh order to come.  And it didn't come for half an hour after I finished dinner!  Good news is I think I got everything I wanted AND THEN SOME.  Well not so much the, "And Then Some."  But I'm still very enthusiastic about getting everything I wanted!  Lotta good exciting options for upcoming snack.  Obviously the most exciting snack would be delicious Hershey Bar with Almoonds.  Kinda don't feel like I need it tonight.  I NEED, "IT," tonight.  IT meaning either IT II, a Pierce Bronson movie, or SEX.  You say, "I need it tonight," THAT'S A SEX EUPHEMISM.  ...Or else!
   Alright!  In the process of finishing chewing tootsie roll center of lollipop.  What a joy.  I hope this never ends.  Well I guess it can end EVENTUALLY.  But on MY TERMS.  Hmm.  Presumably having 2.67 beers today.  Had 2/3rds of a beer left over from yesterday!  Have that sucker after recess!  Have 2 beers BEFORE recess!  Anyway I don't think I got any chores or crap to do tomorrow morning. Or ANY MOMRNING EVER AGAIN.  Well let's say ANY MORNING EVER AGAIN up until around Upcoming Tuesday or Wednesday.  That's halfway there to ever again, I'll settle for that compromise.  I was able to fit All Things in freezer!  Hmm maybe should have an iced cream cone as upcoming Special Snack.  I can see getting a, "KICK," out of that!  It's MELEE TERMS you wouldn't understand.  Hmm.  Anyway pretty much 95+% back to feeling healthy.  Maybe A BIT of PHATIGUE or FLU-IDNESS or FEVERY.  But all pretty tolerable if I say so myself.  Probably will say so myself. I can't count on YOU to say it.  I'd be waiting FOREVER if that were the case.
   Fourth paragraph.  Delightful. Played acoustic guitar for a solid six minutes earlier.  Either while waiting for Amazon Fresh delivery after dinner or while waiting for Amazon Fresh delivery before dinner.  I didn't know whether it'd come quick enough that I couldn't even get dinner in.  IT DIDN'T.  GOOD.  I hate it when things, "Come," Quick!  AM I RGIHT DAMES.  That's a term of RESPECT it turns out.    I always thought Dame was SLANDER.  Nope it's according them the honor bestowed upon them by the Royalty In Charge & so on and so forth.  Then again Dame Judy Dench.  I've definitely heard that before.  And in a positive respectful sense.  Oh well now it all makes sense.  Hmm.  Got a different kind of Pre-made Ice Creamed Cone from Amazon Fresh.  Last time was some sort of chocolate ice cream in, "Hot Fudge," sauce (which was neither Hot Nor Fudge. ...well it was probably fudge).  This time it's VANILLA ice cream in some sort of CARAMEL sauce (which is presumably caramel at least to SOME extent).  THE CONE ITSELF IN BOTH CASES is dipped in some sort of Chocolate.  Chocolate Type Crunch to the bottom of the cone.  DELIGHTFUL.
   Well that's good I guess.  Two paragraphs to go until Recess!  Made VERY little progress with Tales In The Crypt today.  Just HALF an episode.  But that gives me a great idea for what to do when Entry is over.  Watch the SECOND half of that episode.  WOW WHAT BRILLIANCE.  Anyway let's keep this entry moving.  Just started beer #2.  Anyway look is it more fun watching Kids Deal With It than Adults Deal With It?  I DUNNO.  Not for me to say.  IF NOT ME, then WHO?!?!  Surely if it's not for me to say THAT LEAVES PRETTY MUCH NO ONE GOOD TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT.  Anyway oh well what can ya do.  WELL.  WHAT CAN YOU DO?  I'm WAITING.  Jeez.  Golden Graham bar might be a solid snack choice for upcoming snack.  I've given myself a lot to think about.  Shame I'll never get around to thinking about it.  I'll make a decision ultimately, sure.  But it won't be based on Thorough and Considered thought.  GONNA BE ON MERE INSTINCT AND GUT FEELINGS.  I HATE TEM SO MUCH.
   Las tparagraph before recess!  Good stuff.  Feels like I could easily Dishwash My Stuff every day.  I can imagine that not being a problem.  The second I gotta Do Something That Helps Someone Else though I GET ANGRY.  Doesn't seem fair, me having to help people.  Don't like it!  Hmm.  Anyway.  Think I'm leaning towards delicious ice cream cone.  I have ONE LEFT of old chocolate one.  I have ALL FOUR LEFT of new vanilla one.  I think I'll try one of the new ones!  Life is for LIVING.  Living Life is EATING NEW FLAVORS.  THAT'S ALL I NEED TO HEAR. Gonna eat ice cream cone in Oh I Don't Know Fourty Minutes.  Sweet!  YES MOST LIKELY.  Hmm.  How come it's DAME Judy Dench but SIR Ben Kinglsey.  Feels like it should either be KNIGHT Ben Kingsley or MADAM Judy Dench.  LET'S GET SOME CONSISTENCY HERE is all I'm asking.  Can Queen decide to knight or dame-hood people on a whim.  Or is there an official process that has to be gone through.  I feel like if Queen just has a gut feeling to Knight someone she can do it just off the cuff.  Except for her being dead. Can't knight anyone anymore.  Not on Earth at least.  Anyway.  Gonna take a walk now!  Be back soon!

   HEY!  Just had relatively small indulgence snack of the NightTime of Irresponsible Fiber Cookie.  Haven't had it in a while!  Feels like this round around I can have it responsibly!  Have delicious health ice cream bar in OH I DON'T KNOW fourty five minutes or so.  Finish Entry.  Watch half a Tales In The Crypt.  Life is gonna be OKAY.  For Me.  Over the course of the next hour.  Sounds fair to me!  Got half a stale beer left.  I ALREADY HAD .167 of it before starting this paragraph!  Get off my back about it etc.  Lunch tomorrow probably gonna be TE MOST EXCITING TING EVER half a rainbow sprinkle cookie.  It's because I'm TOLERANT of ALL ORIENTATIONS AND BACKGROUNDS.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  I'll celebrate ALL THE PEOPLES with the kind of halves of cookies I enjoy for breakfast.  BECAUSE I'M ONE OF THE GREATEST GUYS AROUND.   
   Three paragraphs to go!  Mets won their baseball game tonight.  Gotta imagine that's good.  You don't HAVE TO.  I'm pro-choice.  You can choose to imagine more or less whatever you want and/or are capable of!  Maybe you WANT to imagine something that you actually have a hard time of manifesting in your head.  I'm pro you BEING ABLE TO but I CAN'T HELP YOU PERSONALLY if you can't.  I'M SORRY I WISH I COULD.  I'm not a SUPER MAN.  I feel like if I was someone would have told me by now.  Hmm.  What kinda lunch options I got tomorrow.  Turkey or ham sandwich.  Turkey meatloaf or kids chicken parm OR POSSIBLY herbed chicken sweet potatoe and broccoli meal.  WOW LOTS OF GOOD OPTIONS.  I'm ALREADY getting VERY excited about the prospect of Pretty Much ANY of those!  HOLY BOY it's gonna be fun.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Belgian'd Waffle'd it up today in microwave.  It was great!  One of my best Belgian Waffle re-heating experiences of the last few years.  Definitely in the top 25% of Re-heating Diner Waffle Experience.  WOW sounds like in the top fourth.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Yeah!  Anyway what else do I got going for me.  WHAT MORE DO YOU NEED.  LAY IN BED.  WATCH HALF A TALES.  EAT A HEALTH ICE CREAM. ...EAT A HALF A BIG RAINBOW COOKIE SEVERAL WAKING MOMENTS AFTER THAT.  So that's good I guess.  Gonna chomp into that cookie good.  I'm already practicing bites in my head.  Get it in my mouth and just let at it.  I'm ready when the cookie is ready!  Hmm.  OK just finished beer.  So that's good.  What kinda health ice cream bar am I looking at tonight Why It's Most Likely a Chocolate/Fudge type bar.  Not a fudgesicle.  But a similar flavor.  Not the same AMOUNT of Health Ice Cream or the same SHAPE or the same TEXTURE.  LOOK GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT it's not a fudgesicle okay?  Why can't you just TAKE ME AT MY WORD.  AM I THAT UNTRUSTWORTHY that you can't just give me the benefit of the doubt here?  POSSIBLY?  What's THAT supposed to mean?!  Hmm.
   Last paragraph!  Good deal.  Dangit.  I was looking forward to Not Doing Anything Today back when I was feeling sick and not wanting to get out of bed this morning.  Ended up writing 25 paragraphs anyway.  Taking six out of eight walks.  WHATTA SCAM.  WHEN WILL I GET A NICE BREAK TO REMEMBER.  Possibly Never.  OH WELL OKAY THAT SOUNDS FAIR.  Anyway three of these Fiber One Chocolate Chunk cookie would be a good B'Fast.  Which means Breakfast.  Not sure why I said, "B'Fast."  Either way I lost track of what I was trying to say.  If I'm washing my Daily Dish, silverware, and/or glass and/or coffee mug, WHEN am I doing this.  Obviously I can't do it BEFORE finishing The Day's Work for that stuff.  But then again I don't wanna do it AT VERY END OF DAY-- I wanna go to bed!  Can I do it morning NEXT day?  I guess this will all reveal itself to me in the natural course of things.  Oh okay that sounds good.  Anyway.  Be back tomorrow!  SEE YA!

-10:35 P.M.

Thursday, September 15, 2022

I Feel Like This Is Something To Do

    Hey!  About 10 minutes ahead of schedule today.  Just spent a solid five minutes looking for my glasses.  Turned out they had fallen off my nightstand.  Between bed and nightstand on floor.  I'LL TAKE IT.  Gettin' slightly dirty and/or bent is an acceptable consequence as long as I find em!  Also I'm betting they're not bent any more than before at all!  And not much more dirty than before either!  Anyway.  Plumber is coming tomorrow morning presumably.  As is Fresh Direct order.  OH NO now you know I use Fresh Direct.  And you can use that information against me somehow.  DON'T EVER TELL ANYONE ANYTHING is the life lesson of that.  Pretty much anything can be used against you!  Then again a lot can be used FOR YOU.  You tell someone some flattering information about you this guy might share that info with the world!  Now you look GREAT.  So that's something to keep in mind I guess.  Had balanced breakfast today.  Delicious!  Turkey Sand for lunch.  Not sure about dinner!  Might have to get myself something as opposed to a Communal Thing.  Which opens the door for Interesting DoorDash Options.
   Sure why not.  If I TWERE to get Chinese Food, what would it be.  I dunno!  Not really, "INTO," Chinese Food right now!  Ok so if I TWERENT to get Chinese Food, what would it be.  THAT'S THE QUESTION I GUESS.  Anyway had some NightMight snacking last night.  Feels like it wasn't too bad if I remember correctly.  Feels like I wasn't in pain or anything overnight and/or right now.  So that's good.  Mom's pain seems to have leveled off.  Wonderful.  Mets game tonight is at 7:20.  Great.  Got some more of 2n Half of Horror Film by Italian Director everyone seems to like for Horror films in the 1970's or 80's or so.  STARRING A YOUNG HARVEY KIETEL.  Dunno how young he is.  He could be like fourty I guess.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh FIFTY ONE.  He looks great!  Anyway it's from 1990 where as I might have guessed 1890.  Wait no 1980.  That makes more sense.  Either way LIKE IT and also gotta be honest GREAT DIRECTION.
   Third paragraph!  Hmm.  WHAT THE HELL wikipedia says he attended Abraham Lincoln High School.  That's the sucker of a school my Dad was assistant principal at for like 20 years.  I don't remember my Dad telling me about this!  He told me about OTHER people who went to that school.  Maybe he did tell me about this.  I forget.  Either way my Dad isn't 120 years old so No He Did Not Teach Harvey Kietel.  Then again maybe Harvey Kietel attended when he was fifty five or something, I dunno.  Never too late to improve one's mind!  Maybe by the time you're fifty six.  At that point you've got the mind you've got.  Hmm.  GREAT now you can DOX me and/or my Dad.  Feels like we should be able to Reverse-Dox people.  Hire some company to go after the doxxers who went after you.  THAT'LL MAKE THEM THINK TWICE BEFORE DOXXING AGAIN.  Maybe it's too late to help you but at least you're helping future would be Doxxees.  Think I might get a variety pack of beer for next week.  That's mostly or all NON-LIGHT.  But I'd only have 2 a night with these instead of 2.5 or 3.  So that may or may not be delightful.
   Fourth paragraph!  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Choose Your Chocolate Day and National Cinnamon Raisin Bread Day.  WOW.  I would LOVE some cinnamon raisin bread!  I feel like before Pandemic I was INTO cinnamon raisin bagels for about a year after not even considering them my entire life before hand.  Then pandemic screwed everything up and I have not had a cinnamon raisin bagel since.  Hmm maybe I could have bagel for dinner.  We got bagels INSIDE THE HOUSE already.  No cinnamon.  No raisin!  Either way DELICIOUS.  Choose your chocolate.  What, you mean like Chocolate BAR or chocolate PUDDING or chocolate CAKE?  Or do you mean like DARK chocolate or MILK chocolate or WHITE chocolate.  BETTER START EXPLAING.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  I could have bagel for lunch and turkey sand for dinner.  Gonna have to make it SPECIAL if it's dinner and not lunch.  What kinda side could I have to make it Dinner Worthy.  Oh I know a bagel.  NO THAT'S RIDICULOUS.  C'mon THERE IS AN ANSWER HERE.  Qust Bar?  Maybe that's a decent idea?  SURE MAYBE LOTS OF THINGS.
   Okay.  I dunno.  This is a tough one.  What to have for dinner, I mean.  Stick with turkey sand for lunch.  HMM.  Got 2 hot pockets in freezer.  Could just eat that!  SOLID choice.  I had pizza yesterday though.  Am I really, "Jonzeing," for more pizza type food?  And if I was I'd probably prefer picking up Just Pizza from my walk?  Hmm.  Three pop tarts.  How about that.  Sounds delicious.  I wanna do that for lunch.  What if I DID.  Not just talk about it.  Nah I don't think that'd satisfy me like a real lunch would.  Oh well.  Another great idea thrown to the scrap heap.  What about 2 pop tarts and Last Cool Iced Cream Cone for lunch.  WELL NOW WE'RE TALKING.  Sounds like a CLASSIC LUNCH.  Hmm.  If I had a legit meal replacement cookie I'd consider that.  Because THEY SAY IT'S OKAY for a meal.  That's where the, "Meal," in, "Meal Replacement Cookie," comes from.  Unless they don't use the term Meal Replacement Cookie.  I might have just made that up myself!  Hey coffee time.
   Anyway.  Got only 1 or 3 Smore Pop Tarts left.  Got a lot of Frosted Oh I Don't Know STRAWBERRY.  I think I CAN enjoy a 2 POP TART + 1 ICED CREAM CONE lunch.  Would wanna do it real clandestine like though.  Don't want my Dad or Mom to pick up on what I'm doing.  Not sure why.  Who cares if they know.  I DON'T HAVE TO LIVE A LIE.  Then again I don't have to go out of my way to involve them either.  So that's good.  Still leaves me with the not thrilling option of turkey sand for dinner.  OH WELL I CAN WORK WITH THAT.  What else is up.  Four and a half more paragraphs to go for Act I.  I'm gettin' there, slowly but surely.  Kinda quickly.  Kinda not So Surely.  The good news is I'm Gettin' There one way or another.  Anyway.  Think I'll watch episode II and Spooky Movie Moments as First Thing I Watch Today.  Not sure why I had to capitalize the first letter of those last few words.  Seems kind of dumb!  Hmm.  Pop Tarts ain't that tart.  I guess Original Pop Tarts were mostly or all fruit flavors.  Which tart is a lot more of a relevant word compared to chocolate or other assorted non fruit flavors which are prevalent now.  But TILL the fruit flavors AIN'T THAT TART.  Pretty Sweet.  EASY ON THE PALATE sweet.  Hmm.
   Seventh paragraph.  I think I might enjoy some sort of Mexican Food.  Either generic Taco Bell or maybe a local Cheap Mexican Joint.  I'd have to figure out what would be a good thing to get that's satisfying but not too high in calories.  And to get enough of it where it justifies the order.  Presumably 2 mealsworth.  That seems plausible and delicious.  Anyway I dunno.  Is Taco Bell a Mexican Joint or are they officially Tex-Mex.  I feel like that's a tough decision on their part.  They went to appeal to AMERICANS so they might wanna emphasize HEY THIS IS PARTLY AMERICA TOO.  But then again EVEN AMRICANS might be like I don't wanna eat no AMERICAN FOOD I want authentic MEXICAN FOOD YOU IDIOTS.  Better LTURQ.  "Mexican Inspired Foods."  I feel like they have to say that LEGALLY probably.  They can't say Mexican Foods because Mexico would SUE them probably.  Gotta say, "INSPIRED."  Makes sense to me.  Also DELICIOUS.
   Three paragraphs to go for Act I.  HMM I feel like I can transition from being enthusiastic about Mexican Food to being enthusiastic about Chinese Food that isn't far off from being Mexican Food.  RICE is delicious.  Maybe a HOT or SPICY protein or something is delicious.  Chinese Food and Mexican Are Not So Different You And I.  That sentence makes a lot of sense.  The point is HMM.  What else do I got going on.  Plenty of time this morning to write stuff or get distracted or BOTH if I feel like it.  So that's good.  Might have Chinese food for LUNCH now and turkey sand for dinner because I'm suddenly enthusiastic about it.  Dunno WHAT to get.  RICE and something.  SO FAR SO GOOD.  What else is up. LOOKIN like railword workers gonna GET THEM SICK DAYS.  Seems like that's not a huge demand.  So that's good for them I guess.  Delicious General Tso chicken may be in the cards.  Wow, delicious?  Sounds delightful to me!  I wonder how often Railroad workers ACTUALLY sing I've been working on the rail road, all the live long day.  I imagine it's not as much as they used to.  Maybe only a third of 40% are still singing that song day in day out.  Oh well at least SOME PEOPLE are keeping the tradition alive.
   Hmm.  Two paragraphs to go!  I can see myself getting enthusiastic about a 3 Part Meal of RICE and GENERAL TSO CHICKEN and CRYSTAL SHRIMP DUMPLINGS.  Also possibly ONE HOT N SOUR SOUP as a side for one of them 3 Parts.  DELICIOUS what if I had white rice instead of pork fried rice.  That'd be a REAL interesting Mix-Em-Up!  Hmm.  What else is crap and shit.  Should I get ALMOND COOKIE?  YES ALMOST DEFINITELY.  So I got that going for me.  Gotta SNACK coming up in Oh I Don't Know an hour and 15 minutes.  Maybe KETO BAR BROWNIE!  I think I have one left before re-upping tomorrow.  Let's eat that crap sure thing no problem.  The good news is I FORGET.  Anyway halfway through September.  September just flying by!  Pretty soon it'll be October.  Which is a pretty great Season!  Except for the fact it's a month.  Ain't no season.  I FEEL LIKE OCTOBER IS SEASON.  When you think of FALL you're REALLY thinking of OCTOBER.  November is WINTER.  September FEELS like Fall but 2/3rds ACTUALLY ISN"T.  Fall is October and there's no legitimate good faith debate about it.
   Last paragraph of Act I!  Jeez.  If only I were getting THREE almond cookies instead of two.  I could have that as delicious Turkey SandSide for dinner.  All of a sudden I'm ENTHUSIASTIC about that dinner.  Could always get 2 orders of 2 Almond Cookies.  Well, sure, that makes a lot of sense.  Legitimately makes enough sense that it's worth Proper Consideration.  ACTUALLY it makes so much sense we're BLOWING RIGHT PAST Proper Consideration and ADOPTED IT as the Generic Position I'm leaning towards!  AMAZING.  I can figure out what to do with a Spare Almond Cookie at some point.  EASY.  Good snack for NightMight.  Small one but good enough for ONE ROUND of NightMight.  So that's good in ALL the right places!  Huh.  OH RIGHT got the rest of Horror Movie with Harvey Kietel to watch.  That takes PRECEDENCE over Spooky Moments Thing.  AMAZING today is shaping up to be A REAL ADEQUATE DAY.   Sweet.  IT'S ABOUT A CAT OR SOMETHING.  I'm like 10 or 20 minutes into it and it's presumably about an hour or a little shorter.  Harvey Kietel plays some sort of Photo-Grapher.  NO SPOILERS.  Walk time.

Oh Yeah Just Try Me

    Hello friends.  Think I'll have Turkey Sand for lunch and probably That Chinese Food for dinner.  Turkey SandSide either vanilla wafer cookies or Pop Chips.  So the good news is let's write these 5 paragraphs.  Make some further progress in the day!  Have a solid Six or Seven hour MidDay to play around with.  So the good news is That.  Is it any different getting General Tso Chicken Combo at dinner as opposed to lunch special.  Presumably a dollar or three extra.  But is the COMPOSITION of the meal the same?  Lemme LTURQ.  It MAY NOT come with Soup or Side.  On online menu they don't even offer WHITE RICE as a choice.  Only Pork Fried Rice or HAM FRIED RICE FOR SOME REASON.  Pretty confident they'd accommodate me if I wanted white rice NO CHARGE.  Also I THINK from past experience IT DOES come with SoupSide!  So I'll keep myself updated on this situation Should It Progress.  Good news is HUH.  HMM I see there's the six pack of fancy light beer that I THINK I got in the past AND QUITE LIKED.  Gonna get THAT. Might need 12 though.  GET TWO OF EM.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Delicious.  That sort of thing.  How much time do I have to write 4 paragraphs.  About fourty five minutes. Oh great I could probably do it in thirty minutes.  Oh good that's good.  Anyway not sure if I was happy with Microwaved Pizza yesterday for lunch.  Tasted OKAY.  And kinda made it Last Longer.  But I think OVEN would make it taste better.  And I'm not 100% sure whether it really has an effect on Filling Me Up/Lasting Longer.  But the point is I know it's A LEGIT option. I should know whether to do it again or not.  Well IF YOU PRESS ME fine just don't do it again.  WAIT BUT IT WAS KIND OF DELICIOUS.  Ugh.  So that's good I guess.  Hmm.  We're talkin' 3 Crystal Shrimp Dimplings.  We're talkin maybe .5-.67 cups of rice.  We're talkin probably seven pieces of general tso chicken.  We're talking 1-2 pieces of broccoli.  THAT'S WHAT IT'LL BE FOR EACH OF THREE MEALS more or less.  Oh good that sounds fair.  Anyway hey only three more paragraphs to go.  I feel like it'd be cool if they put some tiny bits of scrambled egg in Chinese Food.  I feel like I've come cross this once or twice.  Maybe if I specifically ask for it they'll do it.  MY MONEY'S GOOD ISN'T IT.  I'LL MAKE IT VERY MUCH WORTH THEIR WHILE.
   Huh.  Anyway.  George Romero/Italian Guy movie is good.  I believe they said both halves were based on EDGAR, "All In," Allen Poe stories.  First one was pretty good.  Not the best thing I've ever seen but it's got a definite Horror Anthology Story charm to it!  VERY Horror Anthology Story Charm.  Anyway I'm upset it was released in 1990 though.  Anyone who died in the 1980's had VERY LITTLE CHANCE of seeing this film.  Oh well such is life.  I feel like Trump ruined Red Hats.  Whenever I see someone in a red hat I associate that with jerks.  I feel like I saw that in a FICTION from the last couple years on TV recently.  A FILM or TV Fiction.  And it was a red hat that maybe said something but not Trump related.  BUT I SEE THE POINT THEY'RE MAKING.  Don't tell me that isn't a conscious decision to imply THIS GUY IS A JERK.  Anyawy I feel like when I was in MQFM Little League Baseball ALL HATS WERE RED HATS.  Musta been on 3-5 different teams during my Tenure and I think all hats were red!  So turns out Baseball Kids are all jerks.  NOW WE KNOW.
   Two paragraphs to go.  What if Trump show up at his next rally wearing a sombrero.  How would people respond.  Will the next rally be full of people wearing sombreros?  I mean, if he never even brings it up or anything.  What else is going on and crap.  If I have Pop Chips with lunch I'd probably have 20 or 22 or so.  If I have cardboard vanilla wafer cookies I'd probably have 8 ON THE DOT.  So I got all that going for me is the point.  Anyway snack between lunch and dinner REMAINS TO BE SEEN.  Could be one of several things I guess!  I ain't ready to even start thinking about it though.  Maybe start thinking about it around the time of UPCOMING snack in about 45-60 minutes!  One snack will inspire thoughts on Another Snack.  That seems pretty logical.  If I want egg maybe I should get some sort of Egg Foo Young.  Better LURQ what that is esxactly.  Lookin' like some sort of omelette.  Not exactly what I've been thinking about but MAYBE I CAN GET IT I DUNNO?
   Last paragraph of Daytime Day!  Sweet.  On the other hand if my Dad DOES want something tonight which is POSSIBLE we'd probably get Diner.  And now that I think about it OMELETTE from diner could be a good option.  WHAT KINDA OMELET WE TALKIN'.  Why it's only Lox Eggs and Onion Omelette probably!  UGH.  Why do I gotta say Egg in the name when I'm also saying Omelette.  I HATE IT.  UNNECESSARY SYLLABLE I GOTTA SAY/TYPE.  Oh well that's life.  Get that sucker with some potato side presumably home fries.  Slice of toast for each of the 2 meals it makes.  Amazing.  Also YES I had egg white as part of my Balanced Breakfast.  Delicious.  I'd GLADLY have More Egg today SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Wearing slightly heavy button down shirt today.  IF not now, when.  Tomorrow or something?  Oh well too late to go back now.  Wearing it NOW.  Will wear it again in about 2, 3 weeks I guess.  That sounds fair.  what a great story.  I'll be back tonight with MORE!

more coming up soon or now

    Hello friends!  Got sea salt caramel health ice cream bar instead of tootsie pop now.  Won't last me nearly as long but it's good in other ways.  Tastes different!  Is a good palate cleanser.  I get A BETTER STICK OUT OF TE DEAL.  Popsicle stick is wider, sturdier, and just plain heartier than the tootsie pop stick.  Anyway ended up getting Diner delivery almost completely for me. We're talkin' about Bison burger for today and  Belgian Waffle with egg whites for Tomorrow Lunch and THREE BALANCED BREAKFASTSWORTH.  So basically life is going okay.  Not sure how to feel about Republican Governors doing Human Trafficking for some sort of reason presumably because it helps them shore up support among The Most Terrible People Around.  On the one hand it's despicable but ON THE OTHER HAND IT'S MORE DESPICABLE IN A DOZEN OTHER WAYS.  So basically ya gotta look at it from both sides.  I feel like we should compromise and look at it as 6.5 Despicable Ways At Once or so.
   Anyway.  Finished Anthology Horror Movie.  It was TWO stories.  Is that really an anthology.  YEAH.  FELT like an anthology.  Gotta go with how things feel.  That's been my experience.  Hmm.  Thinking about 2.5 beers for tonight as a Goal.  It's good to have Goals in life.  Especially if you get THREE IN ONE NIGHT.  THAT'S CALLED A HAT TRICK AND IT'S EXTREMELY RARE.  Anyway Special Judge ruled for Trump again tonight.  It's upsetting because it's terrible and not In The Spirit Of Law but on the good side it confirmed my suspicions about what would happen so I seem like a real big genius to myself!  ALRIGHT.  I love it when bad things happen when I thought they might happen!  TURNS OUT I'M SOME SORT OF SPECIAL GENIUS.  Then again, that feeling disappears quickly and then All We're Left With Is Terrible Things Happening.  Oh well that's a compromise.  Life is all about Compromise.  That's been my experience.  Not it hasn't been.  Oh interesting counterpoint.
   Yeah!  Four paragraphs to go until RecessWalk.  Getting Amazon Fresh delivery tomorrow night in addition to the Fresh Direct delivery in the morning.  WE'RE TALKIN SIX PACK OF HERSHAWS BARS WITH ALMOOND.  That should be fun.  Probably Almost Definitely be able to have one of them as Tomorrow Night Indulgent Dessert Snack Of The Day.  WOW.  Gonna crunch into that real good.  Probably keep em FRIDERATED.  Forget about the Probably.  MOST DEFINITELY keep those suckers in the Refridge.  Another good part about Judge ruling for her Special Master is that TIME CONTINUES TO GO ON.  If there were no developments in this situation then HOW DO WE KNOW TIME IS ACTUALLY PASSING?  Even BAD new developments at least give us CONFIRMATION that THE FOURTH DIMENSION IS ADVANCING AS WE HOPED.  So that's pretty good.  I feel like it's not too controversial to say Time is the Fourth Dimension.  Maybe one day we'll consider it the third dimension and Depth is the fourth dimension.  That sounds like fun!  Wake me up from my DeathSleep when we reach that point in a few centuries or millennia.  I'D GET A REAL KICK OUT OF THAT.
   Hmm.  What kinda Indulgent Dessert NightTime Snack I got for tonight.  Maybe have the best snack of all The Birthday Bar.  I've got TWO of em in fridge.  I feel like tonight is A FINE TIME to have some One Of Them.  Good deal.  HMM I FOOLISHLY got the Fiber One Chocolate Chunk cookies that I traditionally had a hard time eating responsibly.  OH WELL.  I feel like this time around I can Do Good With Them.  Been a couple of months since I got them and with the Routine I've settled into SINCE THEN I feel like I could INCORPORATE Them reasonably and responsibly.  Also I'm 5 minutes into episode FOUR of Tales In The Crypt right now.  BEEN FUN SO FAR.  Got a little bit out of it so far!  Not as much as you'd hope but not Precisely Nothing (or less) either!  So that's good.  Getting GOLDEN GRAHAM bars from Amazon Fresh.  Guess I'll skip the lucky charms bars until a time where they have no golden graham.  I feel they're similar and it doesn't make sense to get both!  Makes No Sense HARDCORE.  Hmm.  Are lucky charms REALLY magically delicious.  That sounds hard to accomplish.  Delicious alone would be a thrill to shove down my gullet.  MAGICALLY delicious?  I don't know what that means but also I doubt it's possible NO MATTER what it means.
   Two paragraph to go!  I might enjoy delicious Smore Pop Tart tonight for indulgence snack!  I definitely will not be having it as part of a Classic Breakfast tomorrow morning as I have no prerequisite of Ice Cream Sandwich to have with it.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  More or less.  Not BAD.  Tomorrow is New Music Day.  Wonder if they'll be releasing anything SPECIFICALLY FOR ME.  Gotta imagine Probably Not right?  But then again on the other hand YOU NEVER KNOW.  Makes sense.  Had delicious vanilla wafer cookies as turkey sandside for lunch.  Ended up having Keto Bar Brownie for snack between lunch and dinner!  And had delicious Cinnamon Toast Crunch (CTC) Bar before lunch.  What's up.  What's going on?  Hmm!  Might enjoy some Vanilla Wafer cookies for NOW upcoming indulgence snack.  I COULD HAVE AS MUCH AS TEN.  Or as few as EIGHT.  Or maybe WHY NOT HAVE NINE IT'S THE SWEET SPOT.  Maybe even numbers if I wanna bite into 2 at 1nce.  1nce doesn't make sense.  The n is already in 1.  1ce makes more sense.  But it also is less intuitive to understand if you're reading it and are trying to interpret what it means On The Fly.  So that's something to keep in mind.
   Yeah!  Starting beer #2.  Will I finish it before Recess?  And thusly have another .5 Beer after recess?  Or NOT.  One thing's for sure I should watch THE FLY at some point.  I like the part where John Goldbum breaks the guy's arm.  Because he's part fly now.  Super Strong Arm.  That's Flies for ya.  Hmm.  I don't know.  Pop some Pop Tart into the toaster and have it Pop Out Back At Me before I eat it.  That could be fun.  Wearing my NYU Sweatshirt Jacket Sweatshirt ALREADY NOW before even leaving for my walk.  I FELT SLIGHTLY COLD so I just went out of my way to get started on Wearing A Layer more than I had been wearing before.  Good deal.  Feels like I'm not gonna like the 2nd 2/3rds of the walk when I need to use the bathroom more or less.  I'd accept peeing in the bushes but SOCIETY WOULDN'T.  What bushes.  WHATEVER BUSHES THERE ARE.  Anyway when Moses saw a Burning Bush it's a good thing he didn't go with his first instinct to urinate on it to put the fire out so he's a Hero.  I feel like if you Pee On God that's not gonna end up good for you.  Hmm.  Gonna take a walk now.  Be back soon.

   Hey!  Had delicious Pop Tart.  92.5% of pop tart!  Part of it was missing.  Presumably it crumbled off somewhere but I didn't see anything.  And this was Last Pop Tart in box.  Threw out the box.  No crumbled off piece as far as I can tell.  Either way PERECT that's just the amount that I could only have ever DREAMT of having.  Starting beer #2.5.  Beer #3.  That I will only have halfway.  Half the world away.  May or may not have been the last song I was listening to on walk by The Oasis.  May have only made it halfway through the song before I got home.  Also I used Starbucks bathroom halfway through walk!  No hassle or anything.  Store wasn't closed.  Bathroom wasn't closed.  Everything went real Swimmingly.  What else is going on and crap.  Got more health ice cream coming my way in Oh I Don't know fourty minutes.  Huh.  If my Dad was making a pun with the band name The Oasis sure he'd make it sound like he was saying, "Oh, Hey, Sis."  That's just how my Dad operates in theoretical situations where my Dad knows the band name Oasis!
   THREE paragraphs to go.  Presumably I'm watching last 3/4ths of Tales In The Crypt episode IV after this entry.  And then going to sleep.  Hmm how early do I really wanna get up tomorrow.  Wanna take my walk sometime between 8:30 and 9:00 I'd say.  It'll be a chore to Actually Do That but once I get up to a certain point it's not so bad.  Let's say like 25% into 1st walk.  Once you make it that far into the morning I'm up and it's not that big a deal anymore let's just get this over with.  THIS meaning the first 4 hours of the day.  THEN I GOT LOTS OF TIME TO PLAY WITH.  Then I got NightTime to get over with which is ALSO TIME TO PLAY IN A WAY.  Good, great.  WONDERFUL.  Magically delicious.  I know Lucky Charms is FAMOUS for having marshmallow bits or something in their cereal.  Dunno what those taste like!  I'm PRETTY sure I'd enjoy the marshmallow bits but only 30% sure I'd enjoy the regular cereal pellets or whatever they are.  HEY THAT'S LIFE I GUESS.
   Penultimate paragraph.  Hmm.  What else do I got going for me that will get me closer to finishing this entry and laying down for my inevitable slumber.  What more DO I NEED.  That's PLENTY to have going for Oneselves.  Not sure why I'm A Plural Person.  Not sure why I WOULDN'T be, though, I guess.  May not have a lot of Choice when deciding what Health Ice Cream Bar I want at night.  I may be down to two OR PERHAPS EVEN ONLY ONE thing I could choose from.  Pretty sure I got SOMETHIN.  So that's good I guess. The less choices the better!  Less confusing for me!  Less time I gotta devote towards choosing.  Instead of spending fourty five minutes standing at Refreezer looking at options I just gotta take what's being given me in a single moment!  Good deal amazing.  I know I got one too high calorie ICE CREAM CONE. I know I got too LOW calorie fudgesicles.  I could have two fudgesicles.  That's not too low calorie.  THAT SOUNDS CRAZY ENOUGH it may or may not work.  Oh okay that sounds like some pretty good odds.
   Last paragraph!  DANGIT gotta do some chore when this is over.  We're talkin' got a bunch of crap Under The Sink.  We're talkin' gotta remove it from under the sink and put elsewhere so Plumber (let's be honest probably MAN PLUMBER) can look under the sink.  GREAT THIS MAY TAKE ME UPWARDS OF FIVE MINUTES.  PROBABLY UNDERWARDS OF TEN MINUTES THOUGH ON THE BRIGHTSIDE.  So that's good.  The only non-fudgesicle appropriate sized health ice cream bar I may have left is One Sea Salt Caramel Bar.  Which is DELICIOUS.  Already had one EARLIER.  But if that's what it comes down to WORSE THINGS CAN HAPPEN IN LIFE.  LIKE HAVING A MAN PLUMBER.  Which probably WILL ALSO happen in life.  WELL GREAT JUST MY LUCK.  What else is crap and shit.  I guess this entry is just about over.  Good stuff.  Gotta start over tomorrow to do the same thing but slightly different.  That's okay!  Same thing isn't so bad.  Slightly Different sounds pretty promising!  All in all wonderful.  See ya tomorrow.

-9:59 P.M.
 

Wednesday, September 14, 2022

We Got Plenty Of Time

    Hello friends!  Zero minutes behind and/or ahead of schedule.  Had zoom appointment 45 minutes ago, then took a walk!  Now I'm here!  Felt kinda sick overnight.  Kept waking up fatigued and in slight pain.  Now I'm back to normal again!  Arm is sore where shot was.  A little.  Who cares I'll take a sore arm any day of the week.  Had Classic Breakfast this morning.  Some NightMight snacks.  I think I'm working back around to I should be very upset about NightMight Snacks.  I went a few weeks not minding that much!  NOT WORKING OUT FOR ME.  Gotta figure out a way to stop it Now Again.  Anyway next two breakfasts will be Balanced Breakfast and Toaster Pocket Thing Breakfast.  Good deal.  How far away are we until Next Breakfast.  I guess around 22, 23 hours.  Oh okay I'll just wait here.  Mom is in a lot of pain.  But I still feel like it's 75% of what it was the last two shots.  Gotta look at the Brightside of things.
   Might have to take one less walk today.  Might have to be home while my Dad is teaching in case my Mom needs anything.  Oh well such is life.  Apparently.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  I think I got six episodes left of Tales In The Crypt until I wrap back around.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP SIX ON THE DOT.  What dot.  THE ONE SIX IS ON.  Guess I got 2 plain slices of pizza for lunch and steak * stuffed mushroom for dinner.  MICROWAVED.  Dad doesn't want oven on while he's stuck teaching in the next room in a LONG SLEEVE SHIRT.  Oven being on 30-40 feet away will make him WAY TOO WARM.  Look I think it's stupid and I'm guessing you do, too.  Maybe you're on his side.  Either way HE'S WRONG AND YOU'RE WRONG.  Unless you're on my side.  EVEN STILL YOU'RE WRONG.  Not sure how or why.  Just a gut feeling I have!  Added some stuff to Super Market order for Friday.  AMAZING.  Mets game at 7:10 PM.  Look today so far doesn't have a lot going for it.  Main good thing is that I'm ahead of schedule by which I mean I'm on schedule!
   Yeah.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie Day, National Creme De Menthe Day, and National Double Cheeseburger Day, and National Pawpaw Day.  Let's work backwards.  WHAT THE FUCK.  Pawpaw?  Sounds pretty dumb to me!  Accepted as a word on Microsoft FrontPage though.  Let's see JUST WHAT KINDA WORD IT IS.  Also known as the Kentucky Banana or the Hillbilly Mango.  WHAT THE HELL.  How is it Kentuckians think of this in terms of Banana but Hillbillies (presumably outside of Kentucky) think of it as Mango.  PRETTY FAR APART fruits ESPECIALLY IN SHAPE.  One is shaped like a sphere and the other one is shaped like a banana!  You know BANANA Shaped.  Anyway No thanks.  Double cheeseburger.  Delicious!  Thanks!  Menthe.  Gonna guess that means MENTHOL and Creme De Menthe is some sort of CIGARETTE.  Lemme LTURQ.  Translates as, "Mint Creme."  Sweet alcoholic beverage.  Delicious, I'd smoke that any day of the week if I'm smoking cigarettes again.  Butterscotch Cinnamon Pie day seems TOO ARBITRARILY SPECIFIC.  Butterscotch is dumb but FINE.  Cinnamon is great but WHATEVER.  Why we gotta celebrate BOTH AT ONCE specifically in pies.  WE DON'T THAT'S WHAT.  It's a SCAM.
   Fourth paragraph!  Think I'll get mini black and whites for upcoming Super Market order.  Two breakfasts of 2.5 each.  Leaves over 2-3 for wildcard purposes Hopefully My Mom Having Them.  Or maybe 2.5 for a third breakfast WHAT DO I KNOW.  Good deal!  Hmm.  How much time do I have ideally to finish this act.  An hour is more than enough time on all fronts.  More than enough time to comfortably finish it.  More than enough time to keep me on track for Rest Of Next Few Hours.  WOW AMAZING THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  What kinda upcoming snack do I got... upcoming.  Too early to speculate.  Still close to 3 hours away.  Dependable Granola Bar might be in the mix though???  WOW there is now a 2nd episode of Spookiest Horror Movie Moments and all of a sudden THEY SAY WHICH ONES they're covering in each episode.  GREAT.  First episode is 101-88 spookiest and 2nd episode is 87-76 spookiest.  I think I'm up to around the 97-98th spookiest moment PERSONALLY.  Not sure that deserves a Dash.  97th or 98th does the trick.  Between 97th and 98th seems dumb.
   Last paragraph before coffee!  Good.  Hmm.  I think I could fit in the walk I'd be skipping to be home with Mom a little bit earlier.  While my Dad is still available to be there for her.  So that's good I guess.  Means a bit of CrunchTime but that's EASY CrunchTime.  CrunchTime where I have to write and there's a shotclock hanging over my head isn't fun.  But crunchtime where it's just okay I gotta take the next walk in 30 minutes instead of 45-60 minutes at my leisure who cares it's easy.  What else is going on and crap.  Gonna be Autumn in a week.  Obviously Fall is the better word but I said Autumn anyway.  I KNEW I was going with the worse word.  That's LINSANITY.  How's Jeremy Lin doing.  Still blasketballing it up?  NOT IN THE NBA NO MORE.  Hey he went to Harvard.  Sounds like a smart guy.  If only we could cure him of his Linsanity THINK OF ALL HE COULD ACCOMPLISH.  Anyway gotta imagine this sucker is right around my age.  He is.  Wow what a great story.  Gotta imagine this sucker was born August 23rd 1988.  YEP NAILED IT.  And all I had to do was read it 30 seconds ago.
    Coffee time and whatknot.  Look I GET that Jeremy Lin himself may not have suffered from Linsanity but he INSPIRED IT in OTHER people.  But maybe it had some residual effect on himself.  I dunno!  Hmm.  Crap and shit.  Maybe watch some Spooky Moments in Cinema OR maybe make solid progress in Tales In The Crypt.  I can do BOTH of course but NOT AT THE EXACT SAME TIME.  Gotta do SOMETHING first and foremost!  Ugh.  This entry is The Pits so far and I see no reason to expect it to get any better soon.  NightTime portion remains to be seen.  That could be good.  Maybe even Act II I could build up some Joementum to make good.  NOT VERY HIGH HOPES for the next 4.5 paragraphs though.  Well high HOPES sure.  Not high EXPECTATIONS.  Also not High HOPES.  But that's besides the point.  At this point I just want it to be over with!  JUST LIKE YOU.  I want you OUT OF MY LIFE or something.  Then again that leaves me with nobody.  Hmm interesting counterpoint.  FINE STICK AROUND FOR NOW INDEFINITELY.  I"LL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THIS SITUATION AS IT PROGRESSES.
   Seventh paragraph.  I know double cheeseburger means two burger patties BUT I'd like to see a burger where it means four piece of bread.  Big mac has THREE pieces of bread.  Won't I EVER be satisfied.  NOPE.  Not until I got a burger with four OR EVEN MORE pieces of bread!  I'm sorry I KNOW WHAT I LIKE and that's just how it is.  I feel like when I was younger I'd just to just Eat A Lot Of Bread as a snack.  Like 5-8 slices or something.  Or more.  Or less!  BEEN A WHILE since I just stuffed sliced bread down my gullet but maybe I could do that as an upcoming meal.  One lunch of about 8 slices of normal white bread or something.  Sounds delicious AND nutritious.  White means NUTRITION.  Not sure why.  Not even sure IF.  Hmm. WHAT THE HELL IS EIGHT TIMES SEVEN.  Normal white bread'll run ya 70 calories a slice.  8 times 7.  IT CAN'T BE 56, CAN IT?  IT CAN'T BE THAT EASY.  I think it is.  IT IS that easy.  Oh okay good.  Hey gotta write 3 more paragraphs!
   Hmm.  Should I put pizza in oven or microwave.  That's a tough one.  I almost always go with oven but I often think hmm what would life be like if I twere putting this in the microwave.  Today might be a good time to mix things up thusly!  Hmm.  I think the playlist I'm up to is THE NEW ROCK.  I like rock 'n roll music.  OR SO I THINK.  Rock 'n roll might specifically be talking about Elvis Type Music.  AT FIRST IN LIFE I thought Rock 'n Roll was just synonym for Rock.  THEN I think I got the impression it meant Elvis Stuff.  NOW I'm back around to NOT BEING SO SURE.  Maybe I should LTURQ.  LOOKS LIKE I'M ABOUT RIGHT.  BOTH WAYS.  I'm right that it IS Elvis Stuff but I guess COULD be beyond Elvis stuff but MOSTLY ISN'T USUALLY.  So the point is WOW Elvis what the Hell is he about I wish I've seen a movie about it.  Hmm.  I've talked about my Rock N Roll Confusion before. I've talked about EVERYTHING before.  And most of Everything is stuff not interesting FIRST TIMES AROUND.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Ideally write the next 2 paragraphs in Oh I Don't Know 18 minutes.  Amazing.  Maybe have Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bar as upcoming snack.  Which is now just a bit more than 2 hours away!  WE'RE TALKING 2.25 HOURS.  We're talkin' TWO HOURS AND FIFTEEN MINUTES.  So that's good or something I'd assume.  Led Zeppelin song called Rock 'N Roll.  That is KIND OF a Hard Rock Classically Defined Rock 'N Roll song PER MY MEMORY.  It's been a long time since I listened to Rock 'N Roll By Led Zeppelin so I can't say FOR SURE.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe some sort of Iced Cream snack as upcoming snack I DON'T KNOW.  The point is if I get black and whites for breakfasts that's instead of a Brownie Breakfast which OVERALL is a healthier lower calorie breakfasts that I'd be going with.  Dunno about HEALTHIER.  Probably equally unhealthy.  Or equally HEALTHY if you're a glass is half full type of guy.  The point is they're all negative healthy so might as well eat less Kilocalories.
   YEAH!  Write this paragraph in 10 minutes easily.  Have lots of time easily for Act II.  It's all going according to plan!  Not sure I planned it out specifically.  But IF I HAD then it would be corresponding to How It's Going more or less.  Huh.  Kinda cool today!  Feels like I'm a week away from starting to wear light sweatshirt jacket during Daytime Days.  Could it be sooner than a week?  SURE.  Could it be later than a week?  NO NEVER.  Wait yes it can.  Hmm.  Anyway.  I don't have a problem making progress in Tales In The Crypt as a Life Priority for now.  Feels like I can enjoy some Report From The Grave real good I think!  Hmm.  What food am I supposed to celebrate today.  I think one of 'em was something I could do.  Lemme LTURQ.  Nope.  Creme Filled Donut ain't in the cards. HOAGIE ain't in the cards!  SORRY NATIONAL FOOD DAYS I got nothin' for ya today.  Unless you wanna change what we're celebrating today to fit my needs.  In which case Microwave Pizza Day and Steak and/or Stuffed Mushroom Day.  Oh and Classic Breakfast Day.  Hmm I'll be back in a little bit.

Jeez I Suppose So

    Hey!  Got a solid Oh I Don't Know Fourty Eight Minutes to write this act.  Wonderful.  What else do I got going on for me.  Went into Starbucks to use the bathroom. It was OCCUPIED.  Gave up after roughly 3.5 minutes.  Was worried I'd look like a fool though.  Halfway through someone else showed up and was on line for bathroom behind me.  I would have had egg on my face if I walked away and was still in the store when the door opened and then this other jerk gets to use the bathroom.  Not only is it embarrassing but It's DEMORALIZING.  Making wrong decisions and whatknot.  Not a fan!  Either way I made it home before I peed my pants.  IN FACT I didn't even pee my pants once I entered my home.  Made it the extra Oh I Don't Know THIRTEEN SECONDS to urinate in the toilet with my pants not obstructing the stream at all!  So that's good I guess.  Hmm.  Got delicious ginger ale as well as coffee right now.  Is that a good story.  It's not THE WORST story I've ever told/heard.  Solidly in the top 60% of stories I feel!
   Hmm.  HEY maybe I should get large Rainbow Sprinkle Cookie from Super Market instead of small black and whites.  That's TWO breakfasts.  ONE HALF each time.  Yak now what.  GONNA DO IT.  Gonna make that the current Cart Situation at least.  Can change my mind sure but if I NEVER go out of MY WAY to change my mind this is what's gonna stick!  Amazing this is gonna be delicious WHY MUST I WAIT 68 HOURS OR SO TO HAVE IT that hardly seems fair.  Also if you don't remember this BASE for cookie is like a black and white.  But with rainbow sprinkles instead of Chocolate an Vanilla I Wanna Say FONDANT.  Picked up that term from watching Cooking Channel.  OR the Food Network.  They are both independent channels that are exactly the same.  But they show the shows in a different order.  Same shows but AT ANY GIVEN TIME you can switch from one channel to the other and it's a DIFFERENT ONE.  That was my experience roughly 13 years ago at least.  Stands to reason that'd still be more or less how they operate.  Hmm maybe I should get back into Food Network.  Probably not though!  Dumb!
   Three paragraphs to go for Daytime Day.  I feel like I could accommodate either limited NightMight Snacking OR grazing on small things like mini animal crackers or Half Handfuls of cereal over the course of the day BUT NOT BOTH.  Indulge in ONE of those areas I COULD TOLERATE.  But BOTH is a bit too much.  Hmm.  Sounds like NightMight snacking would be harder to cut out.  But then again Who Knows.  I"ll keep me updated on the situation as it progresses.  Hmm.  Not gonna take a shower when I get back from next walk.  Don't wanna be indisposed while my Dad is on his walk!  In case my Mom needs me!  GOOD DEAL I get to skip THE CHORE OF SHOWER.  This is the best knews I've heard all wait I said Knews.  Not sure how I feel about that.  I think I lean towards liking it but to be honest for some reason IT FEELS WRONG.  Hmm.  I'll keep me updated on this situation as it progresses.  Anyway.  Think I still feel a little sick.  Not sure WHY.  I man SURE I know I took vaccine which can make you feel sick.  But I'm not sure EXISTENTIALLY why it's happening to ME.  WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO DESERVE SLIGHT DISCOMFORT.  You know existentially and whatknot.
   Two paragarphs to go!  HMM it's possible I get back from my walk early enough that I can fit in a shower before my Dad leaves for his walk.  That'd require me finishing these 2 paragraphs in Oh I Don't Know about fifteen minutes.  Even twuenty minutes possibly!  Oh at this point I can do that probably relatively easily.  But the quicker I get through this the better!  So let's see let's Wrap It Up over one and a half paragraphs in advance.  Start the wrapping up process Now I mean.  Won't FINISH wrapping it up for a paragraph and a half completely, obviously.  Hmm.  The good news is hey I got an entire day to play with.  Watch TV mostly I mean.  That'll be a blast and a half.  The point is if I microwave pizza probably gonna be eating it with fork and/or knife.  Tough to get a grip on holding soggy pizza.  Can cut it up real good though, sure thing.  YES IT'S FUN I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.  So that's good.  Anyway hey only one more paragraph to go!
   Delightful.  Hey gettin' close to snacktime.  Dependable Granola Bar probably still in the lead!  Should put it in fridge before my walk though.  Too crumbly not fridgerated.  Prove me wrong, you can't!  Hmm.  What kinda gum I've been having lately.  Just started a pack of ORIGINAL Flavor.  NOT SO BAD.  I'm having fun with it is the point.  School is back in session!  Lots of high school kids around for my Fourth walk of the day primarily.  Possibly my second and sixth walks too!  Good.  They seem to be having a good time of it!  Congregating with FRIENDS and whatknot.  I wish them the best of luck.  NO reason not to.  They haven't done anything explicitly existentially to deserve bad luck.  Guess I could wish them neutral luck.  That seems like the safe way to go Not Knowing whether they deserve Good Or Bad.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Lotta time to take shower when I get back from walk.  Good deal!  I'll see ya tonight!

i guess this is it

    Hey fiends.  Mixed up NightTime today.  Took my last walk before dinner.  Had dinner real late.  Now will be writing a ONE PART Act III!  Delightful.  Got chocolate tootsie pop going.  Had the .5 stale beer Before Last Walk.  Now will have a solid 2 UNSTOLE beer presumably.  Presumably gonna write 5-10 paragraphs.  Might not be the full 10.  We'll see how it goes.  My MOTHER seems to be in LESS PAIN now than she was before.  Probably still Nothin' But Pain in her mind.  That'd be my guess.  Kinda my guess for how my Dad feels, too!  And my brother.  Basically I assume Everyone Is Suffering.  Except for me.  I'm knocking some Pleasantness Out Of The Park.  If only I could share my secrets with Everyone Else.  The KEY is I DON"T KNOW.  Anyway bit down into lollipop a little bit prematurely.  Oh THAT'S HOW to enjoy life.  Tootsie pop once a day.  And if that doesn't get the job done, guess what?  TRY TWO A DAY.  THIS IS EASY STUFF C'MON GUYS.
    Anyway guess I got Turkey Sand for lunch tomorrow.  Presumably have either EXCITING toast pocket sandwich breakfast sandwich thing tomorrow morning or DELIGHTFUL balanced breakfast.  See my Mom doesn't know about the Life Hack of eating Classic Breakfasts every day.  Maybe if she had A POP TART AND ICE CREAM SANDWICH to look forward to every 8 AM EVERYTHING ELSE WILL JUST FALL INTO PLACE.  That'd be my guess.  Anyway.  Watched a FILM I've never seen about 2-4 Edgar Allen Poe Stories HALF directed by George Romero and Half directed by that Italian guy who everyone seems to like.  NO NOT MARIO MARIO.  Hmm.  Not happy that was the reference I came up with for Italian Guy Everyone Seems To Like.  I feel like I could do a lot better.  Roberto Beninigni.  Mussolini.  ...Am I missing anyone.  The Pope.  The Pope isn't Italian he's Vatican Citian.  Everyone does like The Pope though.  I like the Pope.  Unless he actively covers up Church Sex Abuse Particularly Of Children.  THAT'S A RED LIEN FOR ME.  YA LOST ME if you aid and abet child sex abuse I DON'T CARE it's just something that PUTS ME OFF PERSONALLY get off my back about it.
   Hmm.  Anyway.  Finished first episode of Spooky Moments TO Remember From Films We've Seen Before Or Maybe Haven't Seen Yet.  FINE series.  I don't like how they sell it as 101 Spookiest Moments in film but each ranking is really just devoted to The Film Itself and not THE SPOOKIEST MOMENT PERSAY.  VERY different rankings we're dealing with in that case.  I'd still watch 101 Spookiest Films but not as interesting or FASCINATING as Spookiest Moments.  Anyway FUCK THAT SHIT.  Wait no I'm still on board with it, just not as enthusiastic about it.  So more accurately Anyway FUCK THAT SHIT.  Wait no I said I was gonna renounce saying, "Fuck that shit," I'M NOT ANGRY ABOUT IT REALLY I'M NOT.  Everything's okay.  EVERYTING is OKAY.  More or less.  Most things are okay.  Let's face it, 70% of Things Are Okay.  Now if only I could get Everyone Near And Dear To Me to understand that THEY WOULDN'T BE SUFFERING SO MUCH.
   Maybe they're really sensitive and the 30% of things that aren't okay REALLY bothers them.  I dunno!  That's their prerogative I suppose.  Fourth paragraph.  Maybe take a short Recess but Not Walking Recess after 4th-6th paragraph.  I can see enjoying that or something.  It's IN MY MIND'S EYE.  Not REALLY.  But I could imagine it being in my mind's eye.  In an IDEAL world or something, I dunno!  Thinking about having nice Chocolate Quest Bar coming up soon.  Do I need it?  Sure I do.  Will I have it?  Sure I will.  Am I gonna be happy about it after the fact?  Absolutely why not get off my back about it.  Hmm.  Guess I'll take that recess in But A Paragraph &/v a Half.  Hmm maybe I should watch Cop and/or A Half.  I like the part where hmm what else is going on.  Got some sort of PLUMBER coming to the house tomorrow morning.  Kitchen floor is messed up and has been for a while.  I think the premise for bringing in a plumber is that my Dad thinks the floor is WET from something which is probably accurate and POSSIBLY from PIPES OR CRAP under the floor.  I don't have all the details.  That's why we're bringing in Plumber.  TO GET SOME MORE DETAILS WORKED OUT.
   YEAH.  I don't THINK I need to be awake and/or here for Plumber but maybe I will.  Either way whatever happens happens.  HOW FAR AWAY NOW am I to Rainbow cookie.  Hmm.  I think now it's down to about 58 hours.  We're assuming I'm gonna have it as a Saturday Morning breakfast.  That's the first breakfast I could have from a Friday Late Morning delivery.  If you'll just crunch the numbers as I Just Have you'll come to the same conclusion as me.  GO AHEAD AND TRY I encourage ya'll double checking me.  KEEPS ME HONEST.  Which is a good thing.  Honesty is the best policy.  Not sure who came up with that phrase and/or why.  Kinda seems wrong if I'm being honest.  WHICH I USUALLY AM AREN'T.  I find it's often not the best policy.  You know that sort of thing.  The point is I've been relatively FATIGUED all day but I MADE IT THROUGH TE DAY nonetheless.  And you all doubted me!  The jokes on you ultimately!  There was that time I had to abandon my dream of using the starbucks bathroom earlier in the day but BESIDES THAT the day was a solid 5 out of 10!  Hey I'll be back in a little bit.

   HEY took a 2 minute break and now I'm here.  Just wanna get this over with.  Maybe write 3 paragraphs.  I feel like that would be enough to LEGALLY let me move on with my night.  Presumably with Sleep Mostly.  Anyway just had delicious Chocolate Quest Bar.  Presumably have delicious ice cream health bar later on.  Because I'm an idiot.  Prove me wrong!  Ow My Tummy Hurts from being too full.  Maybe I won't have a delicious ice cream health bar later on.  Then again ice cream is good for the tummy if it hurts.  Feels like I could imagine that in my mind's eye if I really put some effort into it.  Got beer #2.5 going.  Looks like R Kelly is guilty of Child Pornography.  OWNING IT I presume.  Not Starring In It.  As the child.  Now that I think about it you can star in child pornography as an adult.  Although if we're calling it CHILD Pornography, as an adult you're the CO-STAR AT BEST.  You might be a Supporting Actor.  Maybe just a CAMEO.  Either way FOR SHAME.  I feel like Mike Lindell had some child pornography on his phone.  I'd bet even money on it for some reason.  BECAUSE I'M A COMPULSIVE GAMBLER?  That might be one good reason, sure! 
   Either way HOW DO YOU BUILD A FINANCIAL EMPIRE on selling pillows.  HOW MUCH PILLOW DO PEOPLE REALLY NEED.  Even if you convince Tens of Millions of Americans to Buy A Pillow-- which seems like a pretty hard even if you're THE BEST PILLOW SALESMAN IN TEH WORLD-- HOW MUCH OF A PROFIT CAN YOU MAKE ON AN INDIVIDUAL PILLOW.  They're PILLOWS.  Also there's no repeat buyers!  You're pillow isn't gonna GO BAD after six months so you need to order a new one!  MAYBE THEY WILL.  You sell some Planned Obsolescence Pillows!  Either way I'M A GENIUS FOR KNOWING WORDS WHAT OF IT.  Also why is it called MY PILLOW.  Does that mean in some sense if I buy a pillow from him it's actually STILL HIS sort of?  Am I really just LEASING the pillow from him?  SOUNDS LIKE A SCAM.  Also now that I think about it R Kelly could EASILY have been Creating Some Child Pornography.  Now that I think back on Past Facts I've Learnt and/or Read and/or assumed about his Legal Troubles over the years.  WOW THAT'S TERRIBLE.  I got nothin' else on that.
   Last paragraph.  Think I'll take NightTime pills NOW.  And by NOW I mean Ya Know In Like 120 Seconds.  That  sort of thing.  BERB.  Hey.  Just had like 50 calories worth of Small Cancer Animal Crackers and thought back to the fun times I've had having Productive Binges this year.  MEMORIES TAHT WILL LAST A LIFETIME.  So that was a productive 50 calorie binge!  I mean it didn't lead me to do DOING SOMETHING great.  But it led to me REMEMBERING something great which is productive for my MENTAL Health.  A HAPPY BRAIN IS A HEALTHY BRAIN.  Let's get My Suffering Family on board with that message.  But that still leaves the question How To Become Happy.  Just DO IT how hard is that.  BE HAPPY YOU IDIOT.  Easy.  EASY.  OH NO I MAY HAVE EASILY ACTUALLY HAD LIKE 75 CALORIES WORTH OF TINY ANIMAL CRACKERS.  On the other hand I REGRET NOTHING.  Except for that.  But besides That NOTHING.  Hey let's try to write 2 more paragraphs.  GET IT DONE RIGHT amount of paragraphs.
   Hmm.  I took my pills a few minutes ago.  I presumably will absorb them partially before entry is over.  So that should be fun.  You'll get to see me, "ON," Clozapine!  WHATTA TRIP THAT'LL BE.  Not sure that's how it works.  Looks like the Mets have lost their baseball game versus the Chicagoan Cubs.  HMM will I be wanting breakfast while plumber is here?  I hope not!  He might be judging me on breakfast choices.  SO WHAT balanced breakfast or Toaster Pocket breakfasts are NOTHING to be ashamed of.  Also maybe it's a HER.  Plumbers can be ladies these days too!  WOW THAT SOUNDS SEXY.  ALMOST JUST CAME WITHIN TWO SECONDS AFTER THINKING ABOUT FEMALE PLUMBER.  So that's fun.  VERY much so.  Is plumber pornography legal.  Well I'm assuming the plumber is 18+ years old.  Can't have a child plumber.  They wouldn't know what they're doing!  If you're old enough to be a plumber you must be old enough to be in pornography, that's my general feeling I feel.  Hey only one more paragraph to write how about that I'm very pleased with myself.
   GOOD!  What else is going on and crap.  I wonder if they'll let R Kelly access his child pornography in prison.  I mean it's probably in his CLOUD or something, right?  They have computer class in Prison I feel.  Maybe he owns hard copies!  They let you have photos of loved ones in prison, right?  Either way I wish him the best of luck in prison hopefully for a very long time.  I know they treat child sex crimer's in prison very poorly but I gotta imagine with his celebrity status he would be an exception to that general rule.  OH WELL ya can't win 'em all.  Hmm.  I finished Tales In The Crypt CycleThrough!  Tomorrow I get to start over again with Season I Episode I THE MAN WHO WAS DEATH.  HOLY SHIT THAT'S GONNA BE SO GOOD what a great episode.  I wish EVERY episode was like this episode.  I could just watch this episode over and over.  THAT SOUNDS NOT AS BAD AS YOU MIGHT THINK AT FIRST.  Hmm.  I'm done here.  Amazing.  See ya tomorrow!

-10:43 P.M.

Tuesday, September 13, 2022

What Am I Up To

    Hey!  About an hour behind schedule today!  Had Family Covid Shot excursion!  Went really quickly!  Gonna end up doing Normal Acts & Entries but ultimately take one less walk.  What WOULD have been my THIRD walk.  Also maybe I get sick and wanna take less walks beyond that.  Right now I MAY feel a little sickness coming on.  So far PRETTY PLEASANT.  So that's good.  Got basically no crunch time at all today for Acts I and II because of skipping third walk.  Amazing.  What do I got going on for me today.  Mets game at 7:10 PM.  EMMIES to fast forward through. What's the stuff I'd Stop Fast Forwarding to watch.  I dunno SEXY LADIES MAYBE?  GOOD SKIT BITS?  THE MOST IMPORTANT AWARDS OF THE NIGHT?  Possibly Just Nothing I Dunno What I'd get out of this at all.  Anyway how much progress into final season of Tales In The Crypt can I make today.  I'm halfway through episode 3.  I think I can get up to episode EIGHT.  Let's see WHAT THAT WOULD BE.  Possibly THE KIDNAPPER?  Or maybe HORROR IN THE NIGHT at least?  Kidnapper is 7th.  Horror In The Night is 5th BUT Report From The Grave is 8th AND when I said Horror In The Night I WAS THINKING OF Report From The Grave but just misidentified it.  So basically I'm a genius?
   Hmm.  I got some sort of Zoom appointment tomorrow morning.  What time is it?  NO way of knowing.  Unless I check my records which are 3 feet away from me.  Let's do that!  9:00 AM.  WOW.  That'll keep me honest in terms of being on schedule that day.  That day is tomorrow.  YOU know what days I'm talkin' about!  Good news is I got either turkey meatloaf or turkey sandwich for lunch today.  POSSIBLY finish Steak * Stuffed mushroom as Indulgence Lunch and get something else (PIZZA?) for dinner?  If not probably get something else (PIZZA!) for dinner either way and have Steak * stuffed mushroom tomorrow night.  Either way I've given myself a lot to think about.  Mostly eating pizza for dinner.  I CAN'T get it out of my head.  Which is good.  Positive thought to have!  Much better than having pain and horror stuck in my head!  That'd be a real net negative experience.  Looks like senate republicans wanna ban abortion federally at 15 weeks.  Gotta wonder if that'll pay off in the long run.  That doesn't sound like a particularly lenient amount of time to get an abortion.  I dunno the science but that's LESS THAN FOUR MONTHS.  I say you gotta have 6-7 months.  Also what if you know past 4 months that it turns out baby won't be viable or something twere it to be born.  WHAT THEN YOU FOOLS. 
    Third paragraph.  Lemme LURQ other reasons to get abortions.  Well let's think PERSONALLY why would I want an abortion.  I dunno.  Never really thought about it!  NOT REALLY MY PROBLEM.  Definitely would want the right to think it through and decide twere it to come up though.  Kinda feels like even past 4 months fuck off this is still my decision.  Oh Okay The Checks Out.  There's no real reason for us to negotiate Having Autonomy to make that decision.  LADY'S CHOICE, not more complicated than that.  So that's good.  Look would bagel be delicious for lunch today SURE.  Lemme crunch the numbers if I could accommodate that though.  Hmm.  I think I could accommodate it.  Spoiler alert-- I didn't crunch any numbers.  KIND OF.  Got 2 Super Market lunches for next 3 days.  Bagel today makes sense.  Pizza tonight would mean steak *stuffed mushroom tomorrow night would WHY NOT I can push it back towards that.  What's my time limit before I can change my mind on what I might want for lunch.  16 weeks is too long.  Gonna happen in less than four hours.  In that case let's have a national Lunch Decision Ban that restricts me from changing my mind after an hour and a half from now.  Oh okay makes sense.
   Fourth paragraph!  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Cream Filled Donut Day and NATIONAL EAT A HOAGIE DAY.  They're the ones who capitalized it.  I dunno if I like that!  I think I do!  Very enthusiastic about hoagies and/or eating them and WHY NOT THEY SHOULD BE.  I'm not sure if I've ever eaten a sandwich either SOLD AS a hoagie or that I CONSIDERED SPECIFICALLY a hoagie.  Hmm.  Any national and/or NEW YORK REGIONAL sandwich chains call their sandwiches hoagies?  NOPE not seeing anything that I'VE experienced personally.  Oh well.  Submarine Sandwiches is a tolerable phrase.  What's the other main one.  HERO is great but IMO heroes are a bit fancier.  Bit better quality BREAD And probably more ADULT Fillings.  What else ya got for me.  That's about it.  National Food Of Days website also suggests Po Boys.  I got that from Oh I Don't Know POP EYES.  DELICIOUS.  Kinda seems like a very specific kind of sandwich though.  Oh okay sounds good.  Also cream filed donut. NO THANKS.  But on the other hand WHY NOT.  Hmm.
   Fifth paragraph!  Dad is teaching tomorrow night which means he won't get a delivery.  Which means I can have pizza tonight and finish dinner tomorrow night!  Which means I can have Super Market lunches next two lunches.  Which means I can have Delicious Bagel today!  Hmm.  For some reason earlier this morning I was seriously considering I should have two pop tarts and a Ice Cream Cone for lunch.  Not just an idle thought.  WELL it was an idle thought.  But I TOOK IT MORE SERIOUSLY than I perhaps should have.  Could I still do that?  Probably.  I WON'T though.  So that's good.  Also I don't like the word sub either.  I'm good with Heroes from Italian Restaurant.  But it turns out I'm not really comfortable with ANY of these names for this type of situation.  Go figure.  Just call 'em Sands.  We've established I have a passing interest in using the term sands a few days ago.  Not REALLY.  Just as a JOKE.  I don't feel comfortable ACTUALLY using/thinking of that phrase.  I'm not CRAZY.  Hey coffee time to write part II of Act I!
   Ideally finish this act in about fourty five minutes.  That's plenty of time to Do Stuff And Whatknot.  Good deal.  So far maybe a little fluish?  Hard to say.  Not happy they didn't make me stay 15 minutes after my shot.  I'm HAPPY I got to go home and everything.  I'm HAPPY it happened really.  But I was just KIND OF disappointed that they didn't take my potential discomfort seriously.  Oh well.  I see when I'm not wanted.  Sometimes.  Probably not all the time.  Gotta imagine I'm not wanted 95% of the time and over HALF of that time I don't actively appreciate how unwanted I am.  Anyway so that' good.  It's hard for me to relate to Abortions because I Myself was never aborted.  I dunno how it'd feel to be aborted for someone who never existed is the point.  I dunno.  Look I KNOW there's no such thing as aborting people during birth and/or after birth... but when ya think about it... whose gonna suffer any harm from killing a 3 month old baby.  BABY ain't gonna appreciate it!  EUTHANIZE some baby.  You don't wanna PAINFUL death.  Baby would suffer even if it's not really Humanly Conscious.  But some sort of putting the baby to sleep SHOULD BE ON THE TABLE.  I FEEL VERY STRONGLY ABOUT THIS.
   Hmm.  Maybe we should also be able to put the suffering elderly to sleeep.  And I mean WITHOUT their permission.  If you got a parent whose sick as fuck and is gonna die in a few months what's the harm of euthanizing them AS A SURPRISE.  They think they're just going to sleep one day and they never wake up.  IT'S A VICTIMLESS CRIME.  Also can we legalize killing EVERYONE at this point.  Well SURE if it's NOT PAINFUL.  I've given us a lot to think about.  Seventh paragraph.  Only about 2.5 paragraphs to go for Act I!  Delightful.  Am I trying to make a larger point about abortion also being wrong?  No! You know why?  FETII AREN'T PEOPLE.  So that's good.  GOOD FOR THEM.  Whatever they are.  Gotta be something at some point.  On the sliding scale of Something over the course of time.  Not 100% what though!  CANCER is something too.  Kinda feels like Biden's MOONSHOT program should be more controversial.  WHERE ARE THE PRO-CANCER ACTIVISTS.  Why ain't they protesting this.
   Hmm.  Eighth paragraph!  Wait a second I was 3.5 paragraphs away from finishing half way through seventh paragraph.  Oh well live and learn.  ACTUALLY Moonshot program IS controversial.  In car on way to Covid Shot Excursion they were talking about it on the radio and my Mom expressed UN-SUPPORT for it.  And I was like wait what?  And she was like There's people STARVING and HOMELESS TODAY.  We could spend money FOR THAT.  Which IS true but I'm not sure why you think curing cancer is somehow frivolous and whatknot.  Also YOU HAD CANCER.  Maybe her objection is it would take too long.  No one will benefit For A Good While whereas we could spend that money to help people Today???  I guess that's SORT OF a reasonable point but MOSTLY UNREASONABLE.  Also of course the obvious answer is well sure let's do both.  Anyway.  Mom is usually on the right side of Politics Issues!  Don't judge her just based on this!  JUDGE HER BASED ON LOTS OF OTHER STUFF THOUGH.  Judge her HARSHLY.
   Two paragraphs to go for Act I!  Maybe I can get excited about turkey meatloaf and health spaghetti.  Maybe even get enthusiastic about turkey sand.  Hey I just used the E key in One Of Those Words and I remembered Plastic Piece For E Key has been gone for like 2 months.  AND I adjusted IMMEDIATELY.  Not a big deal at all!  Still like using External Keyboard sometimes.  Not sure why.  Routine is use Laptop Keyboard for everything except NightTime Entry Writing.  It's FUN for some reason.  Get off my back about it!  Hmm.  Crap and crap.  Hot Pockets would be a good lunch but EXTREMELY redundant with pizza tonight.  Pepperoni Pizza hot pockets!  So that's OUT OF THE QUESTION.  Not sure what that phrase means.  I think Out Of The ANSWER would be more accurate.  Hmm.  Maybe before we can debate abortion we should educate ourself on How Pregnancies Work.  Because I'm pretty sure two thirds of Americans have an embarrassing low understanding of How Pregnancy Works. I INCLUDE MYSELF.  Also YES gotta imagine Men are much more prone to Not Knowing How Pregnancy works.  Which is ironic because we're the ones mostly in charge of making up rules about it!  Whoudathunk it!  Anyway what else.  One more paragraph.
   Hmm.  Anyway.  Have they said why the Queen died YET.  Because if it was by falling dowwn a flight of stairs I'VE GOT SOME QUESTIONS.  They say she died peacefully.  Maybe she died peacefully falling down a flight of stairs.  Maybe it was an ESCALATOR.  That's PLEASANT even if you're falling down them.  WHAT FUN.  Hmm.  Also if the Queen died by falling down a flight of stairs I HAVE NO QUESTIONS.  NONE OF MY BUSINESS.  CARRY ON.  DON'T MIND ME.  You know that sort of thing.  Is Moonshot a pun because we ultimately want cancer to be cured by a simple Vaccination.  Which would be SHOT either into our blood stream or some sort of muscle situation.  My guess is sure why not have fun with puns.  THANK YOU I WILL.  So that's good.  Probably write Act II and then take a shower.  As opposed to Backwards.  That should be a blast and a half.  Had delicious Chocolate Chip Pancake (CCP) for breakfast today.  Had some NightMight snacks what of it.  Gotta stop doing that.  Oh right but on the other hand What Of It.  Hey I'll be back in a little bit.

It's Hard To Tell

    Hey it's been roughly A Little Bit and now I'm here again!  Still no pain from Shot.  So that's good.  Ideally write 5 paragraphs in fourty five minutes.  That's easy!  Gonna have some sort of snack let's say at the beginning of paragraph 4 or 5 of act.  Take shower after Act!  Then everything falls into place.  Sounds like everything is Falling Into Place RIGHT NOW.  Hey.  IT does sound that way!  Amazing!  The point is gonna watch some Tales In The Crypt coming up.  Amazing.  Leaning towwards turkey meatloaf for lunch.  AMAZING!  So much amazing.  Maybe instead of having Bagel Lunch this week I get some buffalo wings from Centre Pizza.  That's a fun lunch right there!  I'd be leaving over some wings though.  Can't have entire 8 or 10 in one lunch!  Maybe two lunches.  Pair it with some Super Market Frozen Freedom Fries.  Hmm.  I may have revealed too much by telling you about Centre Pizza.  Now you can DOX me.  AND THEN WHERE WOULD I BE.  Probably the same place but stuck being DOXXED indefinitely.  That sounds really unpleasant!  CHICKEN ROLL is great.  Maybe too much for one meal?  Then again WHAT THE HELL LET"S DO IT.  People having a chicken roll as a lunch or dinner is REASONABLE.  It's SOMETHING PEOPLE DO.  It's ABSURD for me to deny myself having a chicken roll as a meal.
   Then again Maybe ABSURD is WHAT I"M GOING FOR.  Didn't think of THAT ONE did ya.  Well you're thinking of it now hopefully.  Better late than never!  Thinking upcoming snack will be Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bar!  Delicious.  Maybe have chicken roll TONIGHT.  Pizza TOMORROW LUNCH.  Sounds like one way to go with your life.  I mean my life.  I'm not gonna make any decisions on how you should go with your life.  I'm not THE REPUBLICANS or anything!  YEAH.  Put the CTC bar in fridge right before this act.  ULTIMATELY will be eating it after being fridgerated for about 30-40 minutes or so.  Sounds about right to me.  The bar has CRUNCH in its name.  Being slightly fridgerated it makes is MORE CRUNCHY.  I feel like other people should be doing this too and not just me.  Doing what  Bars and Brownies and maybe cookies and candy in fridge.  PROVE ME WRONG YOU CAN'T.  Maybe most people don't have bars and brownies and cookies and candy every day as part of their routine.  Hmm.  Good for them.  They don't know what they're missing out on!  Which IS good for them.  They don't feel deprived of delicious snacks because it never even occurs to them!  I ENVY THEM IS THE POINT.
   Three paragraphs to go for Daytime Day.  Delightful!  Is two meals of 1 Slice of pizza and Half a chicken roll possible?  SURE VERY POSSIBLE maybe even PLAUSIBLE.  Hmm.  Probably have the delicious snack in 2 paragraphs with Paragraph Five.  GOOD DEAL.  Ya konw what maybe I want Smaller Ice Cream Sandwich as upcoming snack.  Not sure what made me change my mind.  Was browsing Amazon Fresh for potential order and looked at ice cream sandwiches.  Oh that sounds like a GREAT reason for me to start Considering Ice Cream Sandwiches In My Brain.  Hmm.  I dunno.  I got 1.5 paragraphs to think about it, though!  Probably should spend those 1.5 paragraphs Thinking About Writing The 1.5 Paragraphs.  You'd think so wouldn't you.  Hmm.  STILL NO SICKNESS.  If I push down on my arm where the shot was I FEEL from discomfort.  GREAT THERE GOES MY AFTERNOON.  I was gonna push down on my arm for a few hours but now I'D BE IN SLIGHT PAIN if I went through with that anyway.  UGH.  Anyway gonna have CTC bar most definitely soon.  It feels like the right way to go!
   YEAH.  I just realized I've been wearing my pants FOR NO GOOD REASON this act.  Gonna be taking a shower when this is over.  NO REASON to have pants on NOW.  Took my pants off just now.  So I'll get a solid 2 paragraphs in Pantsless.  DELIGHTFUL.  Just took my socks off too.  Let's GO FOR IT and LIVE A LITTLE.  Hmm.  What kinda pizza are we talking for tonight and/or tomorrow.  Thinkin regular slices as opposed to sicilian.  Thinking maybe the standard GARLIC for both with one slice the standard ANCHOVIE and the other the SEMI standard ONION.  Amazing I got lots of hopes and dreams tied up in this 1 and/or 2 upcoming meals.  And I think it'll PAY OFF.  So that's good!  Hmm.  Gonna go refill soda now AND retrieve CTC bar.  To ultimately eat in 3-6 minutes.  LEMME BRB ABOUT THAT.   Hey I'm back.  Also the 3-6 minutes was AS OF TYPING THAT.  Not as of GETTING BACK.   At this point it could easily be 1-4 minutes!  Let's be honest more like 1-2 minutes AT THIS POINT.  Let's be honest thirty seconds to ninety seconds at this point.  And if we're being COMPLETELY accurate and above board in about eight seconds.
   Last paragraph of the Daytime Day!  Oh right lemme do 16 sit ups and 16 push ups first.  Anyway.  Think I might try the Lucky Charms Cereal Bar next time we get Amazon Fresh.  I may NEVER have had lucky charms in my life.  For some reason I always associated it with That's Gross.  But now that I think about it BASING THAT ON VERY LITTLE?  I'm sure it's just Sweet Cereal like anything else.  Maybe even SWEETER.  So let's try some of that sure why not.  Hmm.  Maybe it's the SHAPE of lucky charms?  The TEXTURE?  Either way I'm gonna give it a shot and if I don't like it that's only 15 and 3/4ths bars that I'll have to throw in the garbage.  Probably 15 and 5/6ths bars.  I feel like if I try a bar and don't like it I wouldn't be making it past 1/6th of it more or less.  Hmm.  Anyway that's it for DayToday.  Be back with DayTonight tonight!  Hmm am I really comfortable ending this paragraph here? Is it REALLY long enough?  My Feeling is Yes Especially Now.  Oh okay good.  See ya later!

are we having fun or what

    Hey friends!  I feel a little sick!  Nothin' too bad.  Fatigued one might say.  Sure One Might Say It.  GREAT WORD FOR DESCRIBING THE CONCEPT I WANNA GET ACROSS.  Also some Arm Pain localized in the arm area where I got my shot!  Either way PERFECT.  Hit the sweet spot of JUST fatiguing enough that it's somewhat relaxing.  Not sure how that works but I'm Not Arguing!  Anyway NO PANTS now even though I got walk coming up.  Felt like taking my pants AND BOTH socks off when I got home from last walk.  Prove me wrong, you can't.  My Mom doesn't appear to be in Agony like she was last couple Boosters.  She's ASLEEP and crap.  How much agony can you be if you're sleeping.  POSSIBLY SOME.  Hmm.  Weird how we have nightmares but not really unpleasant and upsetting dreams.  Maybe we do have upsetting dreams.  But it feels like if you're having a negative dream it's SCARY to some extent.  It's not just you being like THIS SITUATION SUCKS.  ALSO I'M BORED.  That's another thing!  No BOREDOM ever in dream.  Never occurs to unconscious mind that WHAT IT'S GIVING US isn't entertaining enough.  GOOD.  Or bad.  I FORGET.
   Gonna start lollipop now I guess.  Chocolate On Chocolate.  Presumably.  I think this is from a bag that has a 100% track record of supplying me with lollipops with the appropriate amount of tootsie rolls in the center (1).  Let's go for it.  Had delicious Chicken Roll for dinner and will have 2.0 plain slices of pizza for lunch tomorrow.  Chicken roll wasn't that big.  Not that extravagant. Nothing to get in a, "TIZZY," over and/or about.  Not sure what a Tizzy is.  But I'm guessing at some point Dizzy Miss Lizzy gets in one.  If I were The Beatles that's what I would make happen at least.  So that's good!  REAL  GOOD.  Got beer #1 of 2.5 going.  That's fun.  MORE TAN FUN.  SUPER FUN.  MORE THAN SUPER FUN.  SUPRAFUN.  Not sure if Supra is More or Less than Super.  Gonna have to do some research on that later on before I can give you an update on that.  Anyway just finished Tales In The Crypt episode 7 of last season and AM UP TO REPORT FROM THE GRAVE as next episode.  WOW I CAN'T WAIT to see what happens.  I STRONGLY guess that it'll be the same thing as the first 25 times I've seen it.  I'd be pretty shocked if something different happens this time. 
   SPOOKED one might say.  In fact that might make the 101 Spookiest Moments on Camera.  If a Tales In The Crypt OUT OF NOWHERE is different than what it's been in the past.  Huh.  Also that's a different show.  This is spookiest moments in film.  Spookiest moments on camera would be a VERY interesting Programme as well.  Presumably leaning towards REAL FOUNT FOODAGE.  Gotta be 101 Pretty Spooky moments floating around out there on the DARK WEB.  Why can't it be on the Light Web.  TOO SCARY.  Hmm.  What else do I got going on for me. Fast forwarded through some Emmies.  I watched a solid 10% of it I feel.  Possibly 5%.  Possibly 4%.  Possibly 3.5%.  Possibly 3.25%.  Possibly 3.175%.  OK LET'S SETTLE FOR THAT.  DONE AND DONE.  Huh.  What kinda snack I got coming my way upcoming snack after recess.  Thinking about generic Chocolate Double Chocolate Quest Bar.  Thinking about it VERY HEAVILY.  That can't be Good English.  GREAT.  It's good English because it's NOT Good English.  VERY ORIGINAL and provocative.
   Fourth paragraph of Act III Part I!  SECOND HALF of Act III Part I in other words.  Also other numbers.  Mostly words.  Also what else is up.  Maybe fast forward through the last 15 minutes of Mets game.  Let's do that!  GREAT The Mets blew their lead of Negative One and now they only have a lead of Negative Three.  OH WELL That's bound to happen every 15 minutes or so.  What else do I got going on for me.  Maybe have delicious Ice Cream Cone as upcoming snack.  Or delicious Slightly Bigger Ice Cream Sandwich Compared To Small Ice Cream Sandwich.  The point is I got lots of Moves I Could Make re: Upcoming Snack.  Probably even MORE moves than that.  HEY I could have like TEN Wafer Cookies.  Nah.  That seems like a hassle.  Too much trouble than it's worth or something!  I Dunno!.  Maybe just 2 or 3 tootsie pops.  MAYBE.  COULD BE.  I've heard worse ideas before.  In fact I've heard NOTHING BUT worse ideas before.  Up until now, my ENTIRE LIFE was just BAD IDEA (worse than this one) after BAD IDEA (again, worse than this one).
   Two paragraphs until Recess Walk.  Amazing.  I KNOW on upcoming walk I can listen to Ben Folds' "Bad Idea (Demo Version)."  Pretty sure that's the track is called.  Better LTURQ.  Not seeing any reference to, "Demo Version."  Maybe that was all just in my imagination.  Somehow I got the sense that not only WAS THIS track a demo version but that THE YWERE VERY CLEAR about it being a demo version.  Either way oh well what can ya do.  Also the premise of being clear it's a demo version isn't so much that there is presumably a better version of this to be done but that this song is not WORTH more than a demo version.  THIS DEMO VERSION is all the attention and care and support this song is gonna get from us!  Oh well such is life I guess.  Forgot exactly what the point I was trying to make.  Either way Such Is Life presumably.  Sounds about right.  Anyway only one more paragraph to write before Recess (Demo Version).
   Yeah!  Maybe I can remember some boring dreams.  I feel like I can SORT OF place some sort of feeling in dreams of man this is taking forever.  STILL THOUGH there's lots of Emotions or, "FEELINGS," IF YOU WILL that just don't happen in dreams at all.  Probably.  Maybe.  I don't know what you people dream about.  I have a hard enough time figuring out what I'M dreaming about.  So that's good.  What else is crap and shit.  Look I took ONE AND ONLY ONE bite out of Pizza today when I got it.  CRUST BITE.  Little bit of non-crust in the bite.  ALMOST 100% of two slices left for tomorrowlunch.  So that's good I guess.  Soaked up lotta grease.  Does that contribute to making the pizza more less than 100%.  Hmm Good English I wrote that.  The point is YES.  Yes what.  YES INDEED.  Hmm.   Guess that's it for now.  I'll be back with Final Four paragraphs in just a little bit.  Hmm wish I could have lollipop for walk instead of gum.  I guess I CAN?  That'd be WEIRD?  Nah I ain't gonna do that.  Might be fun but people will be judging me the entire time.  JUDGING ME POOR not JUDGING ME WELL.  Huh.  Be back soon!

   Hey friends.  Having delicious Good Iced Cream Sandwich.  Now I've HAD delicious iced cream sandwich.  IT IS NO MORE.  Ta-da!  Anyway Feel a bit FATIGUED if I may say so myself.  Is it kind of pleasurable like I OPINED it may be?  A LITTLE BIT SURE.  If I could go to bed right now that'd be pleasurable.  But having to power through it and write 4 paragraphs despite it ain't THAT great.  Either way I'm about 1.5 Beers into the night.  Will I only have 2?  Or will I have 2.5?  AT THIS POINT MAYBE JUST TWO.  Leave over the .5 from yesterday FOR TOMORROW.  Or I could have yesterday's today and today's tomorrow.  So that way tomorrow is slightly more fresh.  YES But today is slightly more stale. ...IT's TRUE.  Crunch the numbers yourself, don't take my word for it.  Anyway.  I didn't listen to BAD IDEA at all this walk.  Listened to TIME.  Not Ben Folds Five but just Ben Folds.  AND WEIRD AL WIT AN ASSIST FOR BACKGROUND VOCALS.  A good time was had by all.
   Three paragraphs to go for the night.  Oh right got ZOOM appointment tomorrow morning.  That's not so bad.  I don't need to go anywhere or anything.  I don't even need to leave my room.  Which is convenient because that's where I sleep and also it's ultimately where I will sleep again.  Theoretically I could just stay in my room indefinitely for the rest of my life on account of It's Where I Do All My Sleeping So Why Should I Leave At All.  Interesting counterpoint.  IT'S NO COUNTERPOINT.  Just a REGULAR POINT.  It COUNTERS NOTHING.  Interesting COUNTERPOINT.  Sure why not I guess!  Hmm.  Mom is PRETTY sick and/or uncomfortable right now but it doesn't appear to be at the level she was at the last 2 shots.  So that's good.  I take credit for it somehow.  That it's slightly not as terrible.  GIVE ME CREDIT SOMEHOW I FEEL.  I don't see THE HARM in giving me credit.  It's a VICTIMLESS CRIME.  Hey 2 paragraphs to go.
   Yeah!  Snack between lunch and dinner was small ice cream sandwich.  Indulgence Dessert Snack after recess was larger iced cream sandwich.  Will upcoming beddtime snack be some sort of health iced cream bar?  YES ALMOST DEFINITELY.  The point is iced cream is REFRESHING.  It's a PALATE CLEANSER.  And it's GOOD FOR YOU presumably I don't have all the details in front of me.  Hmm.  I dunno maybe my mom is in a lot of pain.  I feel like it's only 2/3rds as much pain as the last few times but it's still A LOT.  PROVE ME WRONG YOU CAN'T.  But if you can I'LL TAKE IT.  I'll sacrifice the SHAME and HUMILIATION of being wrong if it means my Mom would feel better!  FAIR TRADE.  What else is going on and crap.  Ugh.  Probably just go to bed when this is over.  Nice Fatigued Going To Sleep now don't that sound nice and whatknot. 
   Sure.  What if being fatigued and/or uncomfortable makes it HARDER to fall asleep not easier.  In my IMAGINATION it made it easier.  But in reality MIGHT MAKE IT HARDER.  Oh no what a troubling development.  Hmm.  Maybe MINT chocolate CHIP again as health iced cream snack tonight.  Maybe sea salt caramel.  Maybe FUDGE.  I MIGHT STILL HAVE A COFFEE CHOCOLATE CHIP.  The point is THEY'RE ALL SO DELICIOUS I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.  My life can go in A WIDE ARRAY of different delicious directions and the only problem is PICKING ONE.  Hmm this is really tough and the more time I think about it THE HARDER it gets.  You'd think devoting more time to it would help me zero in on one flavor or perhaps eliminate one or two flavors.  NOPE.  the more time I think about it the more each one makes it's case EVENLY AND BALANCEDLY.  Then again maybe mint chocolate chip That Was My First Idea Afterall.  First Idea (Demo Version).  Sure that'll do it.  See ya tomorrow.

9:56 P.M.
  

Monday, September 12, 2022

Good Luck Reading This

    Hey!  What's up!  About fifty minutes behind schedule today.  Woke up late and was gonna skip first walk and write normal acts.  Changed my mind!  Gonna take all walks but Acts will be different!  Probably write 5 paragraph for both Acts I and II instead of 10 and 1.  Probably add on a 5 paragraph act in afternoon.  Possibly EARLY afternoon.  We're talkin Act III after shower after walk after act ii!  So we'll see how that all shakes out.  How long it takes to write paragraphs is FLUID.  Don't know for sure how it's all gonna shake out like I said.  Hmm.  Had delicious Hearty Brownie for breakfast.  Had more NightMight snacking than I should have.  Including 1/3rd of pancake.  I was gonna have that as snack during day.  Instead had it as snack during the night!  I REGRET NOTHING.  Probably have 1 and 2/3rds pancake for upcoming LUNCH.  THIS TIME PUT THAT SUCKER IN THE OVEN instead of eating it cold.  REAL GOOD in oven.  I think last time I oven'd pancakes I erred on the side of LESS TIME.  I feel like I'm being judged for ovening pancakes by my Dad.  WHO CARES THOUGH.  I'll do what I please!
   Hmm.  Mets game at 7:10 PM.  Amazing.  I'll watch some of that, no doubt about it.  Maybe slight doubt.  I don't currently HOLD any doubt ACTIVELY.  But I know LOGICALLY it may not pan out that way.  So that's good.  What kinda Tales In The Crypt I got today.  Definitely gonna make it into Last Season: The British Season.  Feels like I got THREE episodes left of penultimate season.  YEP NAILED IT.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  Feels like I ate 40% of a pancake over night.  Only have 1.6 pancakes to eat for upcoming lunch.  I'll survive.  If I could survive on 1.5 in the past SURELY I could survive on 1.6 in the present.  What else is up.  Tomorrow is Vaccine Day!  Better feel slightly flu-ish afterwards, that's all I can say.  I could say a lot more.  I'll get around to it later.  Got better things to do right now presumably!  Hey National Food Of The Tomorrow is... International Chocolate Day and National Ants On A Log Day.  WOW CHOCOLATE.  Everyone loves chocolate!  Feels like it's gonna be a big celebration tomorrow.  Ants on a log.  What the HELL is that supposed to mean!  Ugh.  Peanut butter or cheese or some kind of spread on celery or bananas and placing raisins on top.  Seems like even THEY don't know what it is.  Just offering like a dozen different permutations of things.  Either way DISGUSTING.
   Yeah!  OH NO article about how Democrats are doing good in polling in the same areas they underperformed in 2020 Ultimately compared to polls.  SO YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME THERE'S SOME SORT OF BAD NEWS?  I don't like that one bit.  I like my news to be 2/3rds Good THANKS.  I wonder if we as a society could Swing Back Around to preferring Good News.  Obviously we all know Internet and TV lean into bad news because it gets more viewers or, "Hits."  I FEEL like we could turn that around.  Pay more attention to some GOOD news.  Then society will be incentivized to CREATE good news.  Makes sense to me.  Let's do it!  So that's good.  POSSIBLY.  Is it POSSIBLE I save chocolate chip pancake for tomorrow lunch?  Hmm.  My only other options are turkey sandwich or turkey meatloaf * health spaghetti.  Right now I'd already PREFER pancakes.  So we'll see how all that, "Shakes out," ultimately.  Hmm.  Any more Pinnochio films I can watch.  Also I'm gonna look up right quick how to spell Pinocchio once and for all.  Oh hey I just did it on my first try.  Well my first tries are what I always try-- Pinnochio-- without thinking.  But ONCE I PUT THOUGHT INTO IT, and saw definitely it WASN'T Pinnochio-- I got it right IMMEDIATELY.  GOOD.  Anyway for some reason I thought the bit with his nose growing when lying was the MAIN part of the film.  Turns out it's just ONE part of A WHOLE TAPESTRY of parts.
   So that's good.  Anyway.  I thought he was a compulsive liar the whole time is the point.  Turns out it's just a brief HICCUP and he gets over that pretty quickly.  Anyway.  Hmm no coffee this act I guess.  Guess I'll have coffee with both act II and III!  Amazing!  Back at New In Alternative playlist this morning.  Good stuff.  I like the part where it propels me from The House back to the House 30 minutes later.  I put on the music and WALK and the music keeps me going!  Probably could walk without music but I DON'T CARE TO FIND OUT.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  1.5 paragraphs to for Act I.  Ideally write 'em in around 12 minutes.  I can do that pretty easily I feel.  What else is up.  HEY got the Shutter 101 Spooktaculars to watch.  15 minutes into the first episode which is 42 minutes long!  POSSIBLY a 2nd episode available by now!  NOPE. But it turns out the episode available is 46 minutes.  WOW FOUR BONUS MINUTES.  Let's see how deep I am into it REALLY.  YEP 15 minutes 23 seconds.  WOW WHAT AN AMAZING GENIUS I AM.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Not sure why Cable News has devoted so, so much time to British Royal Family Death and Replacement.  They know we're not subjects of them, right?  Not even PARTLY.  I feel like they think well the colonies were originally British so we're kind of 5-10% their subjects still.  WRONG.  ZERO PERCENT.  That's how I feel at least.  Anyway let's see what can I say to finish up this paragraph.  Probably bullshit and crap.  Dad starts his Fall Semester class today.  I'll listen to some of him teaching here and there on Monday Wednesday Evenings, sure, why not.  I hope he teaches STATISTICS.  I like overhearing some statistics I feel.  Could be worse maths to overhear!  Like CALCULUS.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  I got NOTHIN but negative neutral feelings for calculus.  Well I like that it HELPS US.  If we never figured out calculus gotta imagine a lot of our modern world would be impossible to exist.  But like I said LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  What's the name of the guy who figured out calculus at the same time but independently of Newton.  Lemme LTURQ.  GOTTFRIED LEIBNIZ.  WOW.  What the HELL kind of guy was he.  WOW his wikipedia article is PACKED.  Looks like he did a lot of stuff!  Oh well TOO MUCH to read.  Maybe later.  Gonna go take a walk now.  Be back soon!

It's Gonna Be Crazy

    Hey!  Got plenty of time to write this act.  We're talkin' a solid fourty five minutes, no problem.  So that's good!  Got some coffee going.  Got either dependable granola bar or Keto Bar Brownie as upcoming snack in Oh I Don't Know an hour and a half.  So, great, now let's get into some yukk-em-ups!  I can't think of yukk em ups.  I GOT NO TIME TO THINK.  Only time to WRITE.  Anyway.  I like Pinocchio because it's a PARABLE of all the different levels of identity in ALL OF US.  We are ALL Pinocchio, Gippeto, Blue Fairy, Jiminy Cricket, HIS CAT, AND HIS FISH.  ALL AT ONCE.  Look I'd like to be Pinocchio Mostly sure why wouldn't I.  Then again Gippeto is the only human.  And Jiminy Cricket has the most personality.  And the blue fairy is VERY POWERFUL.  Cat seems to be having a good time.  Fish is comfortable.  The point is every character in Our Heads has something going for it.  Not sure that's a point I should be trying to make.  Oh well too late now.  Probably put Chocolate Chip Pancakes (CCP) in oven for Oh I Don't Know TWENTY SEVEN MINUTES.  Probably more like 26 minutes Plus.  Not a FULL 27 minutes if we're being 100% honest with ourselves and/or each other.  MORE THAN 26 though.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Good deal!  Hmm.  At what point does British Thinking go from This Charles Guy seems like a jerk to Hmm do we REALLY want a King Charles.  Gotta imagine it's just a small push from thinking Charles is a Jerk but is Divinely Appointed to be King and you wouldn't even think to question it To Hmm Kinda feels like we shouldn't have to put up with this.  CAN I BE ARRESTED for crimes against The King?  POSSIBLY.  Our country seems to be pretty invested in British Monarchy so I wouldn't be 100% surprised if I faced legal consequences for suggesting British King wasn't so great.  Look I KNOW NOTHING of Charles.  I only know THIRD HAND KNOWLEDGE that maybe he's a jerk or a weirdo or some kind of dumb guy.  The point is I FORGET.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Probably catch up on Twitter after shower before going to 5 Paragraph Act III.  Probably eat dependable granola bar right at beginning of act III.  Or END of twitter catching-up if that's how you prefer to look at things!
   YEAH.  Are we supposed to identify with Other Pinocchio Characters.  Like the evil fox or the puppeteer or the No Good Boys or anything.  I think PARTLY.  We SHOULD identify with them but not INTERNALIZE them.  Something like that.  I dunno.  We can RELATE to them but They're Not US.  Possibly including Blue Fairy.  I feel like she's not ONE OF US either if you know what I mean.  I mean she's not part of the Pinocchio Family Unit.  THAT'S ALL I MEAN.  Hmm.  Then again she's KIND OF Pinocchio's Mother?  SHE GRANTS HIM LIFE OR SOMETHING.  But then she's out the door as soon as she comes.  Hmm.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  Hmm.  Then again I think the part where Pinocchio turns into Donkey because he drank root beer is KIND OF familiar.  Rings a bell.  Must have seen that at some point I feel.  Also you may not have picked up on this but I THINK root beer is a METAPHOR for Beer Beer.  WOW WHAT INSIGHT.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act II of IV.  Good deal!  What else is going on and crap.  Gonna finish this act with plenty of time.  Which means I will have plenty of time for ACT III between Shower/Twitter and Normal Walk #4 Time.  WOW WHAT A GREAT DEAL OR SOMETHING I DUNNO ALL THE DETAILS.  Anyway I got 4 placeholder titles right now.  Lemme LURQ to see how many of them are Keepers.  Hmm looks like I can keep 2 out of 4.  NOT BAD!  Could have easily been ZERO out of four.  HALFWAY THERE re: Titles Today.  Wow.  Anyway.  Feels like a dependable granola bar Upcoming Snack for me!  I LIKE IT.  Maybe get some blood results this week!  I feel like Endocrine Appointment was last Thursday-- IN OTHER WORDS FOUR DAYS AGO-- and I'm due to get the blood results PROBABLY this week and MAYBE NEXT WEEK I GUESS.  Boy oh boy.  I'm gonna be honest-- kind of wouldn't mind if my blood levels are too high or too low for two or three things. EXCITING.  I LIKE LIVING ON THE EDGE.  By which I mean when MY TSH LEVELS ARE NOT IN THE IDEAL HEALTHY RANGE.
   One more paragraph for Now to go!  Anyway.  Guess I have a single Chocolate Chip Pancake (CCP) as an upcoming breakfast.  Is it TOO BIG a breakfast?  I dunno!  Probably right on target for a breakfast in Ideal Healthy Range but on the higher end!  Probably less calories than Hearty Brownie I had today.  Man oh man was it good though.  Real Hearty-Like, just like I said.  What else do I got going for me today.  Kinda feels like today won't be so bad for me personally.  Kinda feels like it'll be bad FOR OTHER PEOPLE.  That'd be my guess.  And I COUNT as AN OTHER PEOPLE TOO.  I am both ME and Part Of Everyone Else.  Sort of.  I guess!  Why not.  Anyway.  Whose the most powerful Monarch in the world today.  By which I mean INTERNALLY which Monarchy grants the most power to the head of the monarchy.  Lemme LTURQ.  AH Saudi Arabia.  They're in the top 10.  That's a solid monarchy.  Hmm.  I'm gonna go take a walk now.  See ya soon!

So What That's Fine

    Hello friends!  Give myself a solid Fourty Minutes to comfortably write 5 paragraphs.  If I go over by 5 or 10 minutes which is VERY unlikely, that's not that big a deal either!  Anyway ate solid dependable granola bar after being FRIDGERATED for roughly Close To An Hour.  Look it was like fifty minutes.  I feel like Close To An Hour is an acceptable turn of phrase to describe it!  Anyway was I considering Vanilla Wafer Cookies?  Sure!  Went with my gut though and had granola bar.  HMM.  I could have OVER 1.6 pancakes for upcoming lunch.  Have a fraction of the 1 Pancake Left for breakfast.  But then I will have less than one pancake for breakfast when I have the pancake breakfast.  If you'll do the math I think you'll find I'm 100% accurate with that statement!  Anyway watched 17 minutes of Tales In The Crypt while drying off/reading twitter.  What's new on twitter?  Trump made some dumb filing for Judge Cannon.  Trump is in DC for some dumb reason nobody knows and is speculating about.  Trump is in the news for a third dumb thing.  Maybe not being invited to Queen's Funeral.  I think they should have invited him as a punishment.  Trump would be BORED AS FUCK at funeral.  He wouldn't be having a good time at all!  Let's inflict Not Good Times on this asshole is my feeling.
   Four paragraphs to go for Daytime Day.  Hmm.  No pants on.  Got some boxers, sure.  But no pants!  I'm not used to DAYTIME Writing without pants.  Feels wrong.  Feels like I'm behaving indecently and I could get fired from my website.  Oh no.  I need website job!  The pay isn't good but the time it takes up each day is very valuable.  Without entry time I'd be just LAYING AROUND an extra 2 and a half hours.  Right?  That's a generally accurate amount of time I write.  I feel like on AVERAGE and not in terms of what I ALLOW MYSELF, first two acts combine to around an hour and fourty five minutes.  I feel like both parts of Act III probably combine to around an hour and fifteen minutes, an hour and a half. That's more than 2.5 hours.  Lemme crunch the numbers. Calibrating... Calibrating... RE-calibrating... sounds like three hours or more.  Oh well such is life.  Hmm.  That's a lotta time I spend writing each day.  Just occurred to me!  Not an insignificant amount at all!
   Three paragraphs to go.  Oh No the time I have between Daytime Writing and Nighttime Writing will be like an hour and a half LESS.  We're talkin' I'll start writing NightTime Act just FIVE POINT FIVE hours after finishing DayTime instead of OH I DON'T KNOW Seven Hours.  Hmm.  Think I'll have matzoh ball soup as DinnerSide as opposed to 2nd half of baked potato.  Think I'll just use microwave for entire situation thusly.  Best reason to go with OVEN instead of microwave is for Potato.  No potato?  Let's go with microwave!  WOW what a great story.  Gotta remember that one to tell the grandkids one day.  What else is going on and crap.  Had the smallest third of Steak yesterday.  I feel like when I cut Steak Into Thirds each one was a bit differently sized.  Had the smallest one yesterday.  WOW I GET TO HAVE A PIECE OF STEAK with roughly ONE MORE BITE than yesterday.  SOLID BITE.  Not the biggest bite but definitely I'd say a SOLID BITE.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Might have had more than a third of the broccoli yesterday.  FUCK.  What else is crap and shit. 
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Feels like it's getting dark pretty earlier the last few days than I've noticed BEFORE the last few days.  I don't THINK it's accelerated how much it gets darker earlier day-to-day but it FEELS like it's happening all of a sudden.  Let's LTURQ.  SUNSET STARTS AT 7:09 PM?!?!  I'm gonna be walking PENULTIMATE WALK from now on probably as the sun just begins to set.  WHATTA GYP.  Anyway what was is six weeks ago that it feels was so much later.  August 1st 2022 was 8:10 PM.  So in six weeks it dropped AN ENTIRE HOUR.  That IS pretty rapid.  I feel like I'm not comfortable with how quick sunsetting is going.  Oh well such is life I like walking in the evening why not.  What else is crap.  What's the sunset gonna be on December 21st.  FOUR THIRTY ONE PM!?!?  WHAT THE FUCK.  Maybe I can get a kick out of that but it sounds VERY STRANGE.  Hmm.  Maybe it'll be A Kick!  Guess we'll have to wait to find out!  Hey, So much time to write one more paragraph.  Amazing.
    Yeah!  Feels like I'd enjoy watching A FILM this afternoon.  I watched FILMS the last few days!  Enjoyed some Avenger and Pinocchio.  Watched some I Know That Thing You Did Last Summers.  Hmm.  What kinda film I got going for me today.  REMAINS TO BE SEEN I GUESS.  Okay.  Anyway I guessed Picking August 1st as Reference Date last paragraph after saying six weeks and it turns out it was six weeks to the day.  I GUESSED December 21st as the shortest day of the year an it turns out it was EXACTLY the shortest day of the year.  LOTS OF EVIDENCE IS PILING UP THAT I'M SOME SORT OF GENIUS IT TURNS OUT.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Hmm.  At this point I won't even need to put Chocolate Chip Pancakes (CCP) in the oven for like TEN MINUTES after I get home from upcoming walk!  So that's great for some reason no one is really sure of.  Hmm.  If I decide to watch Lion Kings gotta imagine I should watch Original Lion King and then Post-Original Lion King.  Not really that interested in any Lion Kings though.  So that solves that problem!  Wasn't a problem.  If anything it was kind of a good thing.  It'd be something to do! So that creates THAT problem.  Less things to do.  Oh okay great.  Gonna go now!  be back tonight!

what do i know

    Hello friends!  Got chocolate lollipop right now.  Gonna guess there's probably a 70-75% chance there's a tootsie roll inside of it.  So that's good.  Think I'm at 3 out of 4 titles right now.  Last three titles are acceptable.  Gotta come up with the first title though.  I LIKE the one I have right now but PRETTY SURE I used it before recently.  Anyway think I'm gonna have delicious Frozen Iced Cream Cone a little bit later as Special Snack of the NightTime.  What else is up.  About 5 minutes into Tales In The Crypt Season Last Episode Third right now.  Wednesday I should be able to cycle back around to the first season again.  HEY I just realized sucking on lollipop is delicious.  CHOCOLATE delicious.  Not ORANGE of RASPBERRY delicious.  Get it straight.  Are we all caught up now?  I can't wait to update you on When I Finish This Lollipop.  But I haven't done it yet!  Thusly I cannot update you on it yet!  Probably sometime next paragraph.  So that's good.  Solid chance I do 2.5 beers today.  So that's good.  I TINK We're all caught up now.  So what is the point of the rest of the paragraphs.  To CATCH UP on things WE DON'T NEED to catch up on.  Which are actually The Real Things we DO need to catch up on!  The stuff We're Catching Up On Now are actually the things we DON'T need to catch up on!  GO FIGURE.
   Amazing.  Gettin' ready to bite down on lollipop.  Very excited about it.  Anyway.  Gonna fast forward through some EMMIES tonight.  I like the part where HEY LOOK AT THOSE PEOPLE.  THEY WORK IN ON AND OR AROUND TV.  GO FIGURE.  They're working IN my TV right now.  THAT'S WHERE THEY LIVE.  That's what I've been led to believe at least.  OH well what can ya do.  Bite down on lollipop.  Hey I just did that!  Delicious.  I think Statistics is part of my Dad's Fall Semester Class but it's not the entire thing.  Qualitative Reasoning?  Is that a thing.  I think qualitative is part of it and the thing that is qualitative MAY OR MAY NOT be reasoning.  Either way IT'S MATH you wouldn't understand.  Anyway OH I can definitely say at this point there was DELICIOUS tootsie roll in center of lollipop.  Better than average even!  Just felt real FRESH.  I can't explain it but it was in my top 10% experiences with tootsie rolls.
   Yeah!  Film called Tootsie and his role as Tootsie was the main premise of the film.  Go figure.  Wonder if they made the candy based on that pun and then went back in time several decades To Seal The Deal.  We can only imagine YES ON ALL COUNTS.  What else is up.  Gotta leave to get Family Covid Shots at around 9:30 AM tomorrow.  Hopefully get up to take a walk before then.  POSSIBLY even get up to write 5-10 paragraphs before then but that's probably too much to ask for.  WALK BEFOREHAND should be decent.  Hmm.  What kinda breadkfast are we looking at for tomorrow.  Could be Balanced Breakfast,  Chocolate Chip Pancake (CCP), Classic Breakfast, or Toaster Breakfast Sandwich Pocket Thing Breakfast.  OH NO THEY ARE ALL AMAZING OPTIONS.  I'm CONCERNED how excited I am FOR EACH ONE INDIVIDUALLY.  Literally each one can make a WONDERFUL and DELIGHTFUL case for themselves.  Or against other ones.  I think THREE out of FOUR of them could ARGUE Against TWO OUT OF THE OTHER THREE of them.  What does that mean.  Lots Of Things!  Get off my back about it!
   Fourth pagraph of Act IV Part I!  Amazing.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  If I have delicious Iced Cream Cone as upcoming snack does that mean I'll have a Room Temperature Snack at beddtime?  It's VERY possible.  Probably something along the lines of a Cinnamon Toast Crunch (CTC) Bar.  Anyway I dunno.  Hey how about like six vanilla wafer cookies.  That's DUMB.  I can't explain why or how.  But it's THE DUMBEST THING I'VE HEARD ALL DAY and I've been conscious for like the last 10+ hours.  Heard a lotta dumb stuff in that time period probably!  I wouldn't be surprised if I heard 12 or 14 Dumb Things and apparently this is the Dumbest Of Them All somehow.  Then again what else is up and crap.  Been on the TODAY'S HITS playlist today after finishing NEW IN ALTERNATIVE.  Also been listening to Personal Choice Songs.  WHAT FUN.  Then again what was I talking about again. 
   WOW.  Two paragraphs until Recess Walk.  It's fun because I combine WALKING WHILE LISTENING TO MUSIC with HAVING BEEN DRINKING.  So that'll be fun.  Almost definitely NO PLAYLIST for recess walk.  Now's the time for MY DJING SKILLS TO SHINE.  Play Sublime's, "D.J.'s."  Maybe play Beastie Boys', "3 MCS and 1 DJ."  ... THAT'S ALL.  Maybe play some Dinosaur JR.  Abbreviated to DJ.  Listen to the band fronted by the kid character from ROSEANNE.  I FEEL THERE SHOULD BE A FOURTH THING.  Comedy comes IN FOURS.  I know you guys thought comedy came in threes but that's YESTERDAY'S COMEDY.  TODAY'S COMEDY COMES IN FOURS.  So that's good.  VERY Good.  Any odds I'll have a delicious SuperSnack that's NOT the delicious Frozen Iced Cream Cone?  SURE.  Maybe a double chocolate Quest Bar.  MAYBE SOMETIN ELSE.  I BETTER DECIDE SOON SO I CAN ANTICIPATE IT ACCURATELY.  Hmm.  I'm concerned that Black Lives Matter and Blue Lives Matter have the same abbreviation.  Sorry I saw a news report about Black Lives Matter and Blue Lives Matter 6 years ago and it's been percolating in my mind until Just Now.  That's why it just came up.
    Anyway.  One more paragraph to go for right now.  I assume Blue Lives Matter is some sort of Avatar reference.  And I assume Avatar Reference is some sort of reference to referencing the movie AVATAR.  I've never seen it so NO SPOILERS.  Lotta blue lives.  Avatar.  Pinocchio.  Watchmen.  The Blue Man Group.  YOU GET THE IDEA.  There's a song that's one of TODAY'S HITS that's called I'm Good and it's just the song I'm Blue but they replaced the word Blue with Good.  WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH TIS STUFF?  And can we train them TO LEAVE THIS STUFF WHERE TEY CAME UP WITH IT so we don't have to be subjected to This Nonsense?  I feel like that should be in the works if we play our cards right.  Hmm.  What's up and crap.  GOOGLE other songs I know with the letters, "D," and, "J," respectively in them.  SURE there's the other Sublime song, "Boss D.J." but how many Sublime songs do you expect me to play!?!  Hmm.  Possibly two or three.  Oh that sounds reasonable.  Anyway.  Guess I'll go now.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  What situation.  The D.J. situation.  Oh okay Very Good.  ALSO before I forget to complain about it, there's SEVERAL Today's Hits songs that are just Old Classic Songs that they reappropriate for MODERN TODAY Hits.  DON'T L>IKE TIS TREND.  I'l;l complain baout it some more if I JUST HAVFE IT IN ME TO REMEEBER.  Alrgit Hi'll be back soon.

     Hey!  Got four paragraphs to go.  Just had delicious Frozen Ice Cream Cone.  Third out of four in the box!  Appreciated it The Most this time so far.  Ate it slowly.  FOCUSED on what I was doing.  GOT A LOT OUT OF IT.  I'd get this again twere it to be available to me!  Anyway had delicious Starbucks Bathroom Break this past walk.  We're talkin put on D.J.'s by The Sublimes while waiting for bathroom to become less occupied than it was originally.  Couldn't think carefully!  Was inside!  Not sure why Me Being Inside meant I couldn't think carefully and had to go with a thought I had already had previously.  But nevertheless it was the case!  Anyway.  Bathroom door said VACANT.  As I was halfway through entering the keynumber (12345-- I must have been at some point between 2 and 4) TURNED TO OCCUPIED.  Guy had forgot to lock it and remembered JUST IN TIME.  So that worked out for him AND me and I guess everyone in the store ultimately!  Wow what a great story.  That's one for the record books!  What record books.  THEIR BUSINESS, NOT MINE.
    Three paragraphs to go.  Very possible Beddtime snack is Iced Cream based too, why not!  Why do I continue making bedtime one word AND there's two, "D's," suddenly for some reason.  Apparently bedtime IS accepted as a word.  I can understand that.  But the idea there'd be two, "D's," in it still has LITTLE MERIT to it.  Oh well such is life.  Got a third beer to start.  Probably drink HALF of that sucker.  MAYBE 40% WOULD BE IDEAL.  It's PLANNING ahead in a POSITIVE WAY.  Hey what else is going on and crap.  I'm pretty deep into Act IV Part II at this point!  Which means I'm pretty close to going to beddtime.  Hmm.  I don't like how they put up a sign on the Starbucks Bathroom door saying what the pincode is.  12345.  Now ANY JERK OFF can come off the street and figure it out without even asking anyone.  THAT'S PRIVILEGED INFORMATION.  I felt SPECIAL knowing it and now I'M NOT SPECIAL ANYMORE WHATTA GYP.  Being special isn't that great.  Can't relate to people.  Cause nobody else is special when you're special.  I'd rather nobody be special than just me be special!
    Gonna have to look into that one.  Either way solidly LESS THAN TWO PARAGRAPHS TO GO.  Senate JEW-diciary committee launching investigation into Trump pressuring something to do something or something!  YOU HAD ME AT JEW-DICIARY.  Gotta imagine Dick Durban as a 1/3 chance of being Jewish.  Maybe 1/4.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE HE'S CATHOLIC.  At least that's what he wants people to believe.  What else is up.  Not sure why I felt there was even a 1/4 chance Dick Durban was Jewish.  Probably because he was on the Jew-diciary committee.  That's an accurate guess I feel.  Sure is accurately a guess.  Whether it's a GOOD guess may or may not be accurate, too!  Good deal!  What kind of delicious health ice cream bar could I have tonight at beddtime.  HMM.  Maybe I have a Small Ice Cream Sandwich Iced Cream Concoction.  That sounds like a fun idea because it's an ice cream sandwich.  NEED I SAY MORE.  Probably.  BUT I'M NOT GONNA.  MY WEBSITE MY RULES.
   Gonna take one more sip of beer for the night.  Then the rest is left over for tomorrow!  HERE WE GO.  OKAY DONE.  Amazing.  What kinda lunch I got going on tomorrow.  Turkey sandwich or turkey meatloaf * Health Spaghetti most likely.  Could also go with Hot Pockets or perhaps BAGEL with Some sort of BAGEL TOPPING perhaps CREAMT CHEESE.  Wow I like the sound of that.  Bagel is delicious because it's bread but it's also HEALTHY because it's slightly less calories because It's Just Bread.  IF only I could have a cinnamon raisin bagel.  Not in the cards, though!  If only I could have legit regular bagel and not SUPER Market bagel.  They call it SUPER because of the term SUPER MARKET but there's NOTHING SUPER about these bagels, let's just say that!  Hmm.  I guess convenience.  Pretty super conveniently because I can purchase them along with rest of my groceries.  Oh okay that sounds pretty good.  Hmm. I'll be back tomorrow!  See ya then.

-10:07 P.M.
  

Sunday, September 11, 2022

Hey It's A Brand New Entry

    Hey!  About 15 minutes behind schedule today.  Should most definitely be able to fit in everything on time.  Worst case scenario is I'm 5-10 minutes Not On Time.  Which is tolerable!  Anyway Mets game is at 1:40 PM!  I'll watch some of that through the magic of Fast Forward, sure.  HMM.  On Mets Channel they used to have a 1 hour version of Latest Game paying at odd times after the game and before the next game.  Called it Mets Fast Forward.  Good for them.  That's a worthy enterprise or something!  Anyway had delicious balanced breakfast today.  Frosted Flakes Based!  Had I THINK appropriately caloried amount of NightMight snacks.  MAY have had more though.  Either way CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH BAR, delicious.  There was the one time I didn't like it but since then BACK ON BOARD.  Hmm.  What else do I got going for me today.  Ham sandwich, Turkey Sandwich, or Turkey Meatloaf for lunch.  Man oh man am I probably gonna have a sandwich but I want turkey meatloaf right now.  Why don't I have turkey meatloaf.  Interesting counterpoint!
   What Tales In The Crypt am I up to.  Just watched The Assassin.  Is Surprise Party next?  Lemme LTURQ.  NO Surprise Party is still THREE episodes away.  Next is Staired In Horror.  No spoilers.  Title is a bit of a spoiler.  Ya know it involves Stairs.  And Horror!  Not that much horror.  Definitely LOTTA stairs.  Also maybe some horror.  FINE I'll give it some Horror why not.  R Lee Ermey is in it!  That's not Horrorific OR have to do with stairs.  Although you gotta imagine he made Marines do stair exercises in a previous life.  Do leg exercises that mime walking up stairs but without any stairmaster or stairs or anything.  Just in place by themselves.  Hmm.  Does anyone watch Full Metal Jacket and WANT to join the marines after the first third of the movie?  Gotta be some people who are like Sign me up with some of THAT.  In retrospect it's not THAT bad.  As long as you're not a Private Pyle.  Which--easy-- just don't be!
   Anyway.  Is there a height limit for marines.  Probably a mental health limit.  So I couldn't join the marines is what you're telling me.  Hmm.  Gotta be some sort of Armed Forces you can join with mental health.  Maybe not a TROOP.  But maybe some sort of administrator or Computer Guy or maybe Recruitment Officer.  I'D LIKE TO SERVE MY COUNTRY.  Not really.  Well, sure, KIND OF really.  Like to Do Country Good in SOME way.  Just not Armed Forces way.  Also me serving my country is mostly incidental.  I don't have A PROBLEM with what I do serving my country.  But it's not the number one priority either!  Anyway, National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Chocolate Milkshake Day.  No thanks!  Don't want no milkshake.  You lost me at milk and then you lost me again at shake.  I was already lost and then I got MORE Lost.  Thanks TO YOU.  Hmm.  Are there degrees of lost?  Sure!  You could be lost but be like ok I'm lost but I should find my way within 15 minutes.  Then you can get MORE lost and be like well at this point I'm predicting I'll be lost for the next two weeks.
   So look out for that.  You don't wanna be lost for two weeks!  You've got better things to do!  Anyway.  Seven paragraphs to go for Act I!  IDEALLY I guess I'd finish them in about an hour.  Maybe fifty five minutes would be ideal.  And VERY plausible.  But an hour would be relatively tolra... wait no now it's 59 minutes.  At which point FORGET IT just round down to Wanting To Do It In 55 Minutes.  Amazing.  What else is going on and crap.  Started a new box of coffee filters!  Gotta be like 60 or 90 filters per box.  I feel like that could be accurate.  It's A LOT of filters to imagine but also I feel like I don't change Coffee Filter Boxes any more often then 3 months.  Either way wow what a great story.  I threw out the old package.  Because that's the kind of thing that you do or something!  Hmm.  If I were to have a sandwich probably would be ham.  Sandwichside??? Dunno yet!  So that's good.  IS IT.  Sure why not!  HMM wonder what dinner is tonight.  Probably gonna be diner.  About time for me to get steak * stuffed mushroom again!  I got it the last time I THINK a week ago from tonight.  That means I HAD IT 5 days ago from tonight.  THREE NIGHTER MEAL.  But why not let's go for it.
   Fifth paragraph of the act!  Coffee after this one!  Still on New In Alternative playlost.  Huh.  Watch some Pinnochio today.  Probably not IMMEDIATELY.  Probably watch Staired In Horror, switch over to Met game, then re-calibrate.  Hmm.  Who does the voice of Jiminy Cricket.  ALSO did I spent the first five minutes of film trying to figure out what kind of bug or insect Jiminy Cricket was?  YOU BET!  I did consider cricket as the 2nd or 3rd thought but then I considered other stuff.  Then I wrapped back around to Cricket ORGANICALLY and eventually thought oh right.  His name.  Got cricket in the name.  Must be a cricket.  Anyway.  I LIKE me some Jiminy Cricket.  Anyway.  Feels like I had a Pinocchio on VHS but didn't watch it that much or particularly enjoy it.  Lemme LTURQ to see what year this was from and whatknot.  Looks like possibly from 1940.  I dunno.  Was there another version between then and now?  I DUNNO.  NO WAY of knowing.  Hey coffee time.
   I may not have seen Pinocchio more than 4 or 6 times.  POSSIBLY I'd seen it only 2 or 3 times THE ENTIRE CHILDHOOD. ...Possible I never had it.  Pretty sure I had it and watched it 3-6 times.  I guess it makes sense.  Not the kind of thing I'd be interested in at all from age 9 or so up.  And I was TOO MATURE for it even before that.  Hmm.  I liked a lot of animated Young Kids movies.  JUST NOT THIS ONE.  Get off my back about it.  Hmm.  Ideally finish 5.5 paragraphs in fourty minutes.  EASY.  Gives me plenty of time afterwards.  EVERYTHING IS EASY about it.  How old is Tom Hanks these days.  I'm gonna say SIXTY... FIVE.  SIXTY SIX.  Birthday was July 9th.  IF ONLY IT WAS 2.5 months ago.  I'd be a GENIUS.  Oh well I guess I'm Some Sort Of Idiot.  Hmm.  Considering his long and illustrious career, being 66 ain't so bad!  He's got lots of years of adequate cognitive capabilities left!  I guess that's what I think of as worst part of getting old.  Mind falling apart.  My MIND ALREADY AIN'T QUITE SO GOOD. 
   Seventh paragraph!  Amazing!  Am I wrong or is Blue Fairy granting several wishes at once.  Gippeto wanted a real boy.  CHECK (well the real part remains to be seen).  Recently animated puppet wants TO BE a real boy.  CHECK I think.  As long as he does some stuff or something.  Possible JIMINY CRICKET is invested in all this too and has a wish in play as well.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into this one.  Whose the lady who played Blue Fairy.  I feel like if I read her name I'd be like OH I know that person vaguely.  CYNTHIA ERIVO.  Nope!  Don't recognize that name.  Better LURQ the FILMOGRAPHY.  Hmm.  Nothing I know!  But apparently a lot of experience in THE THEATER.  YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.  Anyway what else is crap.  Only about three paragraphs to go for Act I.  That's good!  I like the part where I eventually move on with my life.  Hmm.  Tuesday Morning is gonna be a chore.  Gettin' covid  shot and whatknot.  WAITING AROUND not just for my portion of shot but for both parents.  That's gonna be a while.  DANGIT.  Doing things?  I DON'T REMEMBER SIGNING UP FOR THAT.
   Yeah!  Anyway.  Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti.  Sounds like the way to go.  Gotta make sure I microwave it correctly.  Half the time I do it wrong and Health Spaghetti is Bad Texture.  Too crunchy or something.  Or maybe not crunchy but just not SOFT and NORMAL.  Hmm.  If I can stay on top of that it'd be a real positive experience I feel!  ALSO if I open it up and there's not that much spaghetti--sometimes that's the case!-- I can add on a slice of Hearty Health Bread that I don't really like but is Healthy.  I assume.  Gotta imagine that around 60% o what we're told is healthy will turn out to be not so healthy.  Maybe not actively UNHEALTHY.  Just meaningless in the long scheme of things re: Our Health.  So that's good.  Close to 50% is ACCURATE HEALTH.  Gotta look at the glass as Almost Half Full.  Wow that sounds like an EXTREMELY positive thinker.  Amazing.  Hmm.  Maybe have delicious cardboard wafer cookies as upcoming snack.  Snack still 2.25 hours away.  Not so bad.  It'll sneak up on ya!  Cause I'm BUSY for that 2.25 hours Kind of.  SHOWER and drying off counts as busy.  As does FunWalks.  As does Act II.  You get the idea.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Probably didn't watch Pinnochio that much cause it was OLD.  I don't remember liking ANY movie that was old.  Off the top of my head.  Can't think of ONE.  Better LTURQ.  Classic Kids Films.  Just browsed through a list of top 55 classic kids films.  From all Eras Of Film though.  Either way didn't see a single one Pre-1975 that I HAD and/or LIKED and/or watched more than once or twice.  Unless I saw Pinocchio 3-6 times.  Then that satisfied watched more than once or twice.  Also if I HAD IT.  That satisfies Having It.  But I didn't see ANYTHING ELSE is the point.  Anyway.  Hmm.  Mets game at 1:40 PM Might be fun!  Mets games are MEANINGFUL at this point in the season!  They will make playoffs but they have much incentive to win DIVISION instead of WILDCARD.  Right now they are BUT A HALF GAME AHEAD of the Braves of Atlanta.  With what 22 games to go?  Lemme LTURQ.  WOW I NAILED IT.  22.  And I wasn't counting lately or anything that it was fresh in my head.  I'm just a CAPITAL, "G," GENIUS.
   Last paragraph of the act.  Good deal.  Lots and lots of time this morning.  Amazing!  The point is if I were to have cardboard wafer cookies as upcoming snack probably six of them.  Maybe seven.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Hmm.  I think I WILL get Hershey Bar with Almond Six Pack next Amazon Fresh order.  10-40 more calories than a Quest Bar (AS QUEST BARS VARY IN CALORIES).  That means SIX TIMES it's about 150 calories more OVERALL.  150 calories?  For eating SIX FULL SIZED HERSHEY BAR WITH ALMOND?  That's a fair trade.  VERY fair trade.  Hmm.  The pitcher  facing the Mets's name is Jesus Luzardo.  There was/is a band named The Jesus Lizard.  Not sure why/how I know that.  Maybe they are an influential band or something.  Maybe they're a NOBODY BAND and I just picked up the name somehow.  Either way figure this guy is young enough to have been Named After The Band.  So that's good. NOPE VERY INFLUENTIAL/relevant band-act.  Good for them.  Good for Jesus Luzardo.  Good for EVERYBODY.  Hmm.  Gonna take a walk now!  See ya soon.

Titles Get The Job Done

    Hey!  Got a solid fifty five minutes to write this act if I want it!  Usually I consider fourty five minutes to be the gold standard of Most Definitely Enough Time for a 5 paragraph act.  And it'll probably take me 35-40 minutes ultimately.  So I got all that going for me no problem.  Got coffee #2.  Had a solid 20% of last cup leftover.  Just DOWNED that when I got home.  Down is a very that's appropriate in this context I feel.  Usually would involve alcohol.  People are proud of Downing alcoholic beverages.  It shows they're Big Men!  Or Big Ladies.  Either way I'm proud of downing coffee.  IT MAKES THE WHOLE PROCESS OF DRINKING IT THAT MUCH EASIER.  No bring it up to my mouth multiple times.  Over the course of fives of minutes.  Just took care of business WITHIN SECONDS.  So that's good.  What else is up.  Drizzled the lightest it could drizzle on last walk.  Feels like I felt a total of 40 drops of rain over the course of half an hour.  LOCALIZED in 5 or so minutes.  So that's good.  HEY MARK VIENTOS is making his major league baseball debut today.  He is a THIRD BASEMAN.  Today he will be playing out of the DESIGNATED HITTER position.
   WOW.  I'll make sure to see his At Bats, sure. Maybe not LIVE.  Maybe 15 minutes behind schedule.  But I'll get around to it, don't you worry!  So that's good.  Thinking about having smaller Ice Cream Sandwich as upcoming snack.  Instead of wafer cookies!  Still leaning towards turkey meatloaf for lunch.  But if I have a sandwich, guess what, gonna have some Vanilla Wafer Cookies as SandwichSide!  PROBABLY A SOLID EIGHT OF THEM.  Amazing.  Anyway.  I feel like 9/11 happened in the 9 A.M.s.  Maybe as early as 8 AMS.  Maybe BOTH.  Also by 9/11 I mean the 2 World Trade Center Plane Incidents.  I understand 9/11 also happened at the pentagon and ultimately crashing into the ground in I WANNA SAY NEW JERSEY?  Lemme LTURQ.  Where did that plane ultimately crash AND do they know where it was headed.  SOUTHEAST of Pittsburgh.  Great 25% OF THE COUNTRY is southeast of Pittsburgh.  That tells me NOTHING.  Not sure that's good math.  Either way where was it headed.  Never been confirmed.  They think maybe United States Capitol.  Oh the place where the right wing terrorists eventually attacked and then were held up as heroes by 25 or 30% of elected officials.  AH I see.
   Anyway.  Capitol and pentagon can't be THAT TALL buildings.  Not quite as easy to hit as World Trade Center.  Hmm.  Maybe they're Longer and WIDER than world trade center.  Either way what a tragedy am I right.  I feel comfortable going out on a limb and earnestly saying what a tragedy am I right.  Hmm.  About halfway into Act II!  Then again it offered pretext to invade Iraq which made neoconservatives happy.  So you gotta look at the War, Terrorism, Death And Destruction glass as Half Full.  Also got to invade Afghanistan.  Halfway legitimately I feel!  That's just a bonus.  Anyway what else is up.  Maybe 80% LEGITIMATELY.  I'm no SCHOLAR.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  I really wanna say, "PRETENSE," instead of, "Pretext," but Computer Definitions are really confident I mean to say, "Pretext."  Oh well live and learn.  How much time do I have to write 2+ paragraphs.  Fourty minutes.  Oh great I'll be done in less than half that.  You mean less than twenty minutes?  That's EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN, self!  Oh okay good.
   Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Probably gonna be Diner Day tonight but it's not IMPOSSIBLE it's Italian Restaurant Day.  Which means I get Delicious Pizza!  Not sure which I'd prefer AS OF NOW.  They're both great options!  So that's good!  VERY good.  What else is up.  Whatever I have for lunch, I will only have TWO bank'd lunches for Monday through Thursday.  WOW.  Gonna get to perhaps get A PERSONAL DOORDASH delivery for this week!  Probably not Chinese Food.  Maybe some CHIPOTLE.  It's a lotta money because of FEES and TAXES and crap.  But I feel like I could split 2 burrito bowls into 3 meals and for 3 meals it's a reasonable amount of money overall.  WOW.  I get to eat PINTO beans. SIGN ME THE FUCK UP.  Not today though.  Gonna have one out of three Bank'd lunches for today!  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  Wonder what'll happen if we have another 9/11 level terrorist attack launched by people who aren't Americans.  How many days are we supposed to memorialize Terrorist Attacks.  If it happens enough times we'd have to have a memory celebration day like ONE A MONTH.  At which point kinda loses it's OOMPH.
   Last paragraph of the daytime day!  Good.  HAH.  Two burrito bowls is 47 dollars.  That's not just due to Fees and Taxes.  INFLATION is also a key player!  AND/OR PRICE GOUGING.  Either way I'm paying 16 dollars for 67% of a burrito bowl three days in a row.  LESS THAN 67%.  ALMOST AN ENTIRE 1/3rd of a percent less!  Either way maybe get a HAMBURGER based Fast Food delivery.  That'd be a fun wildcard too!  Let's see how much a three part White Castle would run me.  HMM.  What I THINK I would get if I twere to get White Castle would run me 27 dollars over 3 meals.  WOW.  Sounds like fun.  MAYBE I REALLY SHOULD DO THAT FER REAL.  Amazing.  2.5 white castle hamburgers, 3 chicken rings, and 1/3rd of a small fries 3 days in a row.  Sounds like if I get 8 White Castle Hamburgers LIKE I'D NEED TO I'd have half a hamburger leftover.  I could eat that at some point sure no problem.  WOULD small fries be even vaguely enough over 3 meals?  Might have to get medium!  That pumps up the calories from Right On Target to Somewhat More On Target.  OH NO.  I'll keep you updated on this situation should it progress or something.  See ya tonight!  WOW WHAT A GREAT PARAGRAPH.  YOU BET!  See ya tonight!  OKAY SEE YA THEN.  GREAT!

                                 EDITORS NOTE-- get 5 hamburgers, small fries, and SIX chicken rings instead of 9!  TWO MEALS.  Slightly more calories because small fries is over 2 meals instead of 3.  BUT OVERALL VERY REASONABLE.  Okay SEE YA SOON!!

now you try it

    Hi friends!  Having a cherry tootsie pop!  Solid 75% chance there's a tootsie roll in the middle.  I can't REALLY see from the outside but I TINK I can sort of see it POSSIBLY.  BUT it's from the same bag that AT LEAST TWO out of WHO KNOWS HOW MANY I HAD had no tootsie roll inside.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Had some Steak * Stuffed mushroom for dinner.  Had some hammed sandwich * wafer cookies for lunch!  Small ice cream sandwich and cinnamon toast crunch bar as two snacks RESPECTIVELY.  I didn't say a Respectively.  IN THAT ORDER.  That's the closest to Respect Context I gave the snacks.  Got Chocolate Chip Pancakes (CCP) from diner, too!  Tomorrow lunch is 1.66-1.75 pancakes.  Upcoming breakfast is 1 pancake.  SOME SMALL SNACK will be remnants (all of it came from 3.0 pancakes overall).  NOT TONIGHT TOHUGH.  Tonight is a BIGGER snack.  Probably QUEST BAR or ICE CREAM CONE TING.  WOW ARE WE ALL CAUGHT UP YET?  Almost definitely NOT.  Watched the rest of Pinnochio.  LOVED IT.  I am MYSTIFIED as to why it had a 30% Critics Rating on Rotten Tomatoes.  TOTALLY MAGICAL AND DELIGHFTUL FULM.  Waht the hell Is WRONG with YOU PEOPLE.
   Hmm.  Also it TAUGHT YOU MESSAGES.  LOTS of messages.  I had a hard time keeping up with how many GREAT MESSAGES I was getting.  And that's only the messages that registered! Probably EIGHT OR TEN messages I unconsciously picked up on!  Hmm.  Crickets are friendly good people in general.  There's a message I didn't realize until Just Now.  Just bit into tootsie pop.  THERE IS chewy chocolate in the center!  Whether it's a legit tootsie roll or some sort of KNOCK OFF tootsie roll that they put in a LEGIT TOOTSIE POP SOMEHOW FOR SOME REASON I Do Not Know.  Either way I got the same thing out of it.  Whether it's a Real or a Knock Off.  Real enough for me!  That's what Gippeto says at the end of the movie.  About Pinnochio.  AND HE MEANS IT.  So that's good.  Left earbud Battery was depleted the last walk.  I think I remedied that situation.  But who knows.  Probably some people.  That's their business, not mine!
   Four paragraphs to go for Act III Part I!  I will NOT be getting DoorDash Delivery Lunches this week.  Got CCP for tomorrow lunch probably.  Still got turkey sand and turkey meatloaf.  THAT GETS IS THROUGH FRIDAY with just ONE lunch wildcard.  Could be hot pockets.  Could be a Secondary Meal from an upcoming Dinner Delivery.  Could be practically anything!  A BAGEL OR SOMETHING WHAT DO I KNOW.  Anyway ham sandwich was pretty good today!  Toasted the bread but kept the meat cold.  DIDN'T GO TOTALLY BADLY.  Maybe I should watch the live action Lion King next.  Never saw the cartoon version.  I get that it involved lions, hyenas, and some sort of warthog.  I get that there was a lion king who gets killed (no spoilers) and then his kid Faces Trials And Tribulations on the path towards Avenging His Father's Death Presumably Most Likely That'd Be What I'd DO If I Was Writing The Story.  Hmm sounds like I know a lot about this film.  Oh well No Spoilers.
   What else is up.  LION KING?  WHEN PINOCCHIO WAS A LION HIS NOSE KEPT GROWING.  Thanks I'll be here all week!  ...ALONE.  It gets so lonely at nights...  Hmm.  That itself is a lie.  I love the going to bed portion at nights.  ALONE WIT MYSELF AT LAST.  Get some much needed R n R.  Which either means Rest and Relaxation or Research and ... RENEVOLPMENT.  As Scooby Doo might say the word DEVELOPMENT.  So if it's Scooby Doo doing the talking FINALLY EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Finished beer #1.  Gonna start another beer (MOST LIKELY BEER #2) in a couple of sentences.  Probably aim for 2.5 beers for the night.  Which means 2 beers PRE Recess and .5 Beer POST recess.  SOUNDS GREAT.  You know what else sounds great?  I DON'T HEAR IT RAINING.  If it was raining Above Lightly then THAT'D BE A SLOG to go through for my walk.  SLOG.  That can't be a real word.  Apparently it CAN BE because it's accepted as a real word.  But I think it's some sort of conspiracy between My Website Program Dictionary and, I dunno, some sort of nefarious forces out there trying to trick is that words mean things.  What was I talking about again.  Oh right.  Not raining.  Delightful.
   Beer #7 time (2nd beer of the night out of 2.5).  Just felt like calling it beer #7.  Prove me wrong!  Hmm.  Maybe have delicious POP TART as upcoming snack.  Nobody would see that coming!  Unless they read this.  Before it happen(s)(ed).  Then they'd probably be prepared to see it coming.  Either way I got SMORE.  I got FROSTED I WANNA SAY BLUEBERRY. I could even POP IT IN TOASTER for Extra Novelty!  I've given myself a lot to think about.  One thing.  Having to think about EVEN ONE TING is a lot for some people.  Lotta the population spends their entire time Thinking About Absolutely Nothing.  I envy them.  Hmm.  Mets won their game of baseball against the opposing team which today was the Miami Marlins.  The baseball team of that name.  Not a group of fish from around Miami: The City.  Yep.  It's A LOT better I think of things like that than Absolutely Nothing.  Whatta joy my life is.  I don't know if I evern THOUGHT of that.  I might have just typed it without it registering in my brain.  No I think I thought it.  It registered in my brain appropriately.  I feel very strongly about this.
   Last paragraph of Act III Part I!  Amazing!  LOOK would halfway indulgent ice cream cone be great as upcoming snack?  SURE.  But bedtime snack is tradionally ice cream as well.  DIFFERENT CALORIE LEVEL ice cream, sure.  But the point is do I want ice cream as BOTH upcoming snacks?  What if I had a Solid Bedtime snack.  Like a cinnamon toast  crunch bar or something.  I COULD SEE ENJOYING THAT.  Then again I can see enjoying a SOLID SNACK FOR UPCOMING SNACK and sticking with normal ice cream for Bedtime snack.  SEE IT'S GOOD THAT YOU READ THE LAST FEW SENTENCES.  IT NOT ONLY MADE YOUR LIFE BETTER BUT IT MADE YOUR LIFE SUPER BETTER.  Not even close how much better your life is Having Read This Paragraph So Far (compared to how your life would have been Not Having Read This).  So that's good.  Anyway.  Less than halfway through beer #2.  Guess I'll just aim for having the 2 beers tonight again.  AMAZING.  SAVES ME IN ALL THE RIGHT PLACES.  Calories.  General Goal To Have Less Beers Than More In General Generally.  Those things.  Hey walk time.  Be back soon!

   Hey!  Just had delicious White Chocolate Raspberry Quest bar!  DELICIOUS, just like I said.  Also HEARTY and PRETTY FILLING.  I went into this snack feeling pretty healthy!  Pleasantly surprised that my hunger was satiated like 80% there!  Maybe 75%.  Maybe 85%.  DEFINITELY NOT 80% but I'm gonna stick with saying 80% because it's THE MEAN if not the Mode or Median.  MEAN IS GREAT.  I LOVE MEAN.  Sure why not.  I assume Pie a la Mode is called that because it's the pie that people order the most often.  I assume lots of things that clearly aren't true that's how I choose to live my life so get off my back about it.  Got a bit of beer #2 left.  Lets say around 20%.  Could it be 15%?  Sure.  Could it be 25%?  NOPE.  Oh okay I see.  Looking forward to delicious Health Ice Cream Bar at bedtime.  PROBABLY MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP Prove me wrong YOU CAN'T.  What's today.  Sunday Night.  Tomorrow got no special CHORES or anything.  Gonna be a BREEZE.  Also, September 12th?  SOUNDS LIKE THERE'S GONNA BE SOME BREEZES.  That's what I'd guess for a September 12th!
   Amazing.  Fall in a week and a half.  It's about time!  SORT OF.  Hmm.  Anyway 9/11 can drink beer LEGALLY today.  Let's be honest 9/11 has been drinking beer since it was 17 but now IT'S ALL ABOVE BOARD.  I feel like there's other stuff where you can do it legally in America at 21 but not at 18.  Hmm.  Guns are 18.  Army and voting is 18.  Being 18 is 18.  Oh I Know BEING TWENTY ONE.  Ugh.  I think you can LEGALLY be 21 when you're 19 just not LOGICALLY.  There's no law explicitly against it, but that's just because no one has ever managed to do it before!  Also IT HARMS NO ONE.  Why should it be against the law.  LET PEOPLE LIVE THEIR LIVES.  If they wanna identify as 21 when they're 19 that's their business!  Just can't buy BEER.  That's where I draw the line!  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Did I just have like 12 mini animal cancer crackers?  SURE.  Does that equate to around 50 calories?  You bet!  IS IT THE WORST MOMENT OF MY LIFE?  YES but it's a COINCIDENCE.  Right now happens to be the worst moment of my life but COMPLETELY unrelated to the animal cracker thing!
   Penultimate paragraph of the DayTime Night. NightTime Day.  Either way 2 paragraphs to go.  Think I'm gonna, "DOWN," the beer I have left!  WOW DELIGHTFUL.  If I was gonna do anything after entry and before bed it'd be watch TV and if I watched TV it'd be Tales In The Crypt and if it was Tales In The Crypt the episode would be I'm gonna guess DOCTOR OF HORROR.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP DOCTOR OF HORROR.  Ben Stein is in it.  I think Ben Stein has revealed himself to be a crazy Trump supporter.  GOOD THING HE DIES IN THIS EPISODE.  That seems kind of extreme.  OR also kind of NOT EXTREME ENOUGH.  Either way I HIGHLY doubt in Win Ben Stein's Money they were actually playing for Ben Stein's money.  WHAT KIND OF IDIOT DO YOU TINK I AM?  Ben Stein-- just some character actor whose presumably not the richest guy in the world in the first place-- is PUTTING UP HIS OWN BANKROLL for this game show?  MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE.  Are we supposed to GET OFF on the idea it's Ben Stein's money we're supposedly getting?   Like it's MORE FUN to get it from him personally than just from the Television Network Studio Enterprise?  I GUESS SO.
   Last paragraph!  Oh Ben Stein started off in politics.  Speech writer for Nixon and Ford.  Also he was the SON of SUPERSTAR ECONOMIST Herbert Stein.  SO HE COMES FROM MONEY it looks like.  I'd take some of his money in a competition of knowledge, sure!  KIND OF HAS IT COMING is the general sense I'm getting.  Doesn't believe in evolution.  That's just ONE thing he's dumb about.  Also if you go from believing in evolution to believing in creationism YOU CAN'T EVEN SAY YOU'VE EVOLVED ON THE ISSUE.  It'd be ADMITTING DEFEAT.  Dumb.  Oh well took up a few sentences so WHOSE THE DUMB ONE REALLY.  Still me.  Oh okay interesting counterpoint.  Hmm.  I don't get the Pinocchio Lack Of Enthusiasm.  Maybe I'm some sort of idiot but that was a More Than Fine Family Film To Remember.  Maybe I'm an idiot AND that was a more than fine family film to remember.  BOTH could be true at the same time!  Anyway what else.  That's about it for today.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-10:10 P.M. 

Saturday, September 10, 2022

Is Now A Good Time For You

    Hey!  What's up!  A Mere 10 minutes behind schedule today.  And I took my normal first walk!  Hmm crunching the numbers I should be able to fit in everything comfortably with enough time comfortably.  Comfortably!  Had balanced breakfast today.  Delicious!  Cinnamon Toast Crunch as cereal and Blueberry Eggo as Eggo.  Had some NightMight snacking last night.  Don't remember exactly how much but my guess is more than I should have!  But not THAT much.  So that's good.  Still on NEW IN ALTERNATIVE music playlist.  A lot of these songs are REAL new to me.  First or second time I've heard them!  WOW.  Usually most of the songs on playlists I've heard a dozen times before.  The point is wow get a load of these songs.  Have you guys noticed the trend in alternative songs where halfway through there's a voice that says battery low.  I don't like it!  Kinda seems like they're Copy Cating each other.  But whose the first to do it.  We don't know!  Either way the orders to do it came on from high up so I can't fault the bands for doing what they're told!
   Maybe I can.  But I choose not to!  Anyway.  September 10th!  Gotta Remember To Never Forget tomorrow.  Speaking of tomorrow, National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Hot Cross Bun Day.  Not sure what that is at all.  I will find out RIGHT NOW.  It's like a sweet BREAD often with cinnamon and perhaps with sweet dried fruits sometime.  Hmm.  Sweet bread.  Not cake or pastry.  I could be wrong but my FEELING is it's more or less bread.  That's sweet!  Not sure how to feel about that.  Probably Not Strongly one way or the other.  That sounds convenient.  Anyway.  Mets are no longer in first place in their division.  PERSONALLY I blame them losing too many games while the team in 1st place was winning too many games.  Prove me wrong!  When is Mets game today.  Gotta get back in front as soon as possible!  6:10 PM.  WOW.  When is their DIVISION opponent's game.  They gotta get back behind as soon as possible!  9:10 PM.  Oh okay great.
   Third paragraph!  HMM.  I think Super Market order yesterday WAS missing a single item.  But I didn't realize it at the time.  And if I tell my Dad now he would be upset I didn' tell him sooner.  So I guess I'll just keep my mouth shut!  Keto Bar Brownie.  I have 1-3 leftover from last week.  That should be okay.  For a while I was having one a day.  Now it's more like ONE EVERY 1.5 DAYS ON AVERAGE.  If it's 2 or 3 for the next six days I'll survive.  I guess I'll survive if it's 1.  I'd even survive almost most definitely if it's zero!  So that's good.  Lotta good options for lunch.  Sandwich or wide al fredo or turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti.  Too early to figure out what I want for now.  So that's good.  Chicken pot pie for dinner!  Not sure why I continue to get this regularly almost every week.  Half of the time it's pretty decent.  One out of five times it's quite decent.  Rest of the times (1.5 out of 5???) it's NO GOOD.  The good news is solid chance it'll be pretty or quite decent.  That's not such a bad deal!
   Fourth paragraph.  Ended up only drinking one cup of coffee yesterday.  Poured out the remnants just now to start new coffee.  By just now I mean 15 minutes ago.  Relatively Just Now!  Hmm.  I know they say Charles was waiting his whole life to become King but WHY.  I'm not doubting there's lots of good reasons someone might wanna be king.  But at the same time, to me, there's no OBVIOUS big reasons.  Live a life of luxury.  Is that it?  Kinda feels like he was already doing that most likely.  Does it make him feel like a big man to be king?  Gets off on it SEXUALLY perhaps?  I dunno!  I've never been in line to any throne so I can't really relate one way or another!  Maybe he just HATED his mother and wanted her to die INDEPENDENT of any Taking Her Place As Monarch.  Hmm.  Gettin' through this entry pretty quickly.  I'm sure I'll hit 2 or 3 walls by the time Act I is over but so far so good!  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  Development of Special Master ETC case In DOJ vs Trump.  I really am not gonna get upbeat about this judge even doing the minimal amount of decency possible.  Seems like that's not one of her priorities at all.
   Fifth paragraph!  Hmm.  Got Ginger Ale this week instead of Sprite.  I would have gotten sprite but it wasn't in stock!  And upon further introspection VERY happy with Ginger Ale.  So that's good.  Last few Covid Shots my mom got she was in AGONY for like 48 hours.  It was very unpleasant to LIVE WITH.  Musta been HELL to go through.  But more importantly IT MINORLY INCONVIENCED AND WORRIED ME.  Anyway that'll probably happen again.  Dangit!  Minorly should be a word.  You heard it here first!  Possibly you heard it elsewhere first.  In which case great minds think alike!  Me and that other great mind you heard it first from.  Also Hmm.  Anyway.  Wrote 4.5 paragraphs in 20 minutes.  That's a very good rate!  Lot to be proud of with that.  Hmm shouldn't Doing It Right take precedence over Doing It Quick.  That's where you're wrong!  Turns out Doing It Quick is actually the better way to go!  Go figure, I Know!  But that's just how it is.  Anyway I'm gonna go get coffee now.
   YEAH!  What's up and crap.  The point is I haven't heard any Low Battery songs since my 2nd or 3rd walk yesterday.  So that's good!  Hmm.  Had 2 beers 2 nights in a row.  I'm due for a 2.5 or 3 beer knight!  GREAT.  Right now I think I'll be aiming for Wide Al Fredo Dish.  Definitely the heartiest lunch I have, though.  So if I'm quite hungry or even Averagely hungry, I'm leaning towards that.  If I'm BELOW averagely hungry probably go with something else.  Wow.  If British Monarchy Bloodline goes back 1200 years kinda feels like most people in England should have SOME royal blood in them.  Right?  I dunno.  Lemme LURQ if Charles is related to anyone FUN or UNEXPECTED.  Maybe a GENGHIS KHAN or something.  Not seeing anything immediately.  Maybe I should refine my search to King Charles Genghis Khan.  NOPE not seeing anything there.  Maybe Kublai Khan.  Look I can google Khans and King Charles all day but at some point I've just gotta move with my life.  I can't google Khans and King Charles all day.  I already spent All The Khans I know.  I feel like the Khan BETWEEN Genghis and Kublai I'd recognize once I saw their name.  Lemme LTURQ.  HMM a bunch of people between Genghis and Kublai.  I THINK/THOUGHT Kublai was Direct Grandson.  Could be RIGHT and there still was a lot of rulers between.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  And his father was some guy named TOLUI.  Who TOOK OVER directly from Genghis.  But then there were SEVEN rulers until KUBLAI showed up.
  Hey we all learned something today.  I forget what. Oh right.  Hot Cross Buns. Kinda feels like that's the name of an Exercise Video.  Kinda feels like a lot of things.  Four paragraphs to go for Act I.  Ideally write then in fourty minutes.  That's more than enough time to do it AND more than enough time to keep me on track for rest of the day.  HOLY BOY what an Easy Morning.  Kinda seems like some rulers between Genghis and Kublai were Khan bloodline and some weren't.  That'd involve my clicking on some Wikipedia Hyperlinks though.  So I'm not gonna figure that one out fur sure right now.  Is Monarch Butterfly actually King of anything.  I awes about to say better LTURQ with every intention in the world to LTURQ.  But then I realized oh right this is nonsense so I stopped myself just in time.  Anyway HOW'S POLIO going.  I feel like NOT AS WELL AS IT SHOULD BE.  Or TOO WELL.  Depending if you're coming at this from a Pro-Polio stance or an Anti-Polio stance.  Feels like I've had polio vaccine, right?  Maybe I need a new one?  Probably not.  Probably HAD vaccine probably DON'T need a new one!
   Eighth paragraph.  Good deal.  What else is up.  Feels like I didn't finish Revenge Is The Nuts last night.  Figure I'll finish that sucker in a little bit.  Hmm.  MOONFALL seems like an interesting SCI FI THRILLER.  It's on HBOMAX.  SCARY STUFF.  Moon gonna RUIN EVERYTHING for Earth based on the synopsis I read about it.  WOW.  Rotten Tomoatoes doesn't like it but SUGGESTS IT MIGHT be in, "So Bad It's Good," territory.  YOU HAD ME AT IT'S GOOD.  Hmm.  Also I assume that's the impact a moon fall would have on Earth.  So bad it's good.  Not sure how that would work.  But it's POSSIBLE that might be the consequence of such a Natural Disaster.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Just less than 2.5 paragraphs to go for Act I!  Amazing!  What else is going on and crap.  Saturday.  Tuesday is Vaccine.  That'll mess up my schedule.  Probably could figure out how to mix things up so that I accomplish more or less everything.  LOGICALLY I can fit in All The Paragraphs at one point or another over the day.  PROBABLY can work it out so I miss just one walk at most.  GREAT.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Ideally write these next 2 paragraphs in about 25 minutes.  That'd be way more than enough to keep my on schedule-track.  LIKE PLENTY OF MINUTES MORE THAN ENOUGH.  Anyway.  Moon going out of orbit is HORRIFYING.  Even if it wasn't crashing into Earth.  Moon floats off into space gonna FUCK EVERYTHING UP for The Earth per my limited understanding.  I'd LTURQ but not sure how to phrase it.  "What would happen if Moon left Earth."  Guess I can type that in.  HMM not too many DESTROYING EARTH consequences.  Lots of things but we'd survive!  Main disruptive thing PER MY understanding is Making ocean tides 1/3rd as high as they are now.  I don't know what that means!  Not only do I not know the CONSEQUENCES of that but I also am not 100% confident that I can picture WHAT AN OCEAN TIDE IS exactly.  Either way I think Moon disappearing would be preferable to Even, "Just," Moderate global warming by A LOT.  WAY MORE THAN A LOT. So that's something to keep in mind.  Not sure how it would ever come into play.  But just FOR CONTEXT purposes!
   Last paragraph of the act!  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  A little bit closer to lunch than I was when I was speculating about it earlier.  NO new updates!  Not hungrier now than I was then.  Have gained no Life Wisdom on what would be a better choice in general.  Nothing new in this regard!  Hmm.  Not sure I buy the moon being 1/4th the size of the Earth.  I guess it makes sense.  Anything much less would be hard to believe.  Anything much more would be hard to believe.  I'll give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're not gaslighting us telling us how big the Moon is.  Anyway.  HEY The new THOR movie appears to be on DisneyPLus for my viewing pleasure!  Not SPECIFICALLY for my viewing pleasure.  I'm sure there were many more considerations that made this possible that were prioritized over My Viewing Pleasure.  Either way probably watch that Oh I Don't Know TOMORROW on average.  Could be today.  Could be after tomorrow!  Let's round it off to tomorrow.  Okay!  Gonna take a walk now.  See ya soon!

You Beat Me To It

    Hello friends.  Started some TRUVIA.  Been having Sweet n Low for a few weeks if not OVER A MONTH.  Probably over a month AND a few weeks.  Either way got a solid HOUR to write this act.  Probably finish it in around 32-42 minutes.  That'd be my guess.  So that's good!  Almost Most Definitely gonna have either turkey meatloaf &/v Health Spaghetti or Wide Al Fredo.  We'll see how it goes! Looks like I have TWO Keto Bar Brownies.  If I don't have one today... that's five days I'd have to make it last... which means I can have one TWO TIMES in five days.  I did the math.  You don't have to do it.  Just trust me!  I'd have no motive to lie to you as far as you know!  Hmm.  What else is up.  Got some MAIL.  We have a Substitute Mail Person for a week or two while Regular Mail Person is on vacation.  This person doesn't know what she's doing!  We have MAIL BOX for regular mail.  Don't just leave it outside our front door IT'S NOT SAFE.  We have mailboxes FOR A REASON.  Then again what can ya do.  She's doing her best probably!  Possibly not.  But I'd say over a 50% chance she's doing more or less her best.  GIVE HER CREDIT FOR THAT.
   Four paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  Got coffee going.  That's where the Truvia comes in.  Wasn't just pouring it down my gullet loose!  Although now that I mention it maybe I should try doing that at some point.  Hmm.  Looks like Ukraine doing pretty good In War the last couple of days.  That's good!  I'm rooting for them to win this war.  IN FACT I'm not just on the sidelines rooting for them.  I AM TAX PAYING part of country SUPPORTING THEM in war.  My tax money is helping them.  So basically I'm Some Sort Of Hero?  If you say so!  I feel like once Russo-Ukraine war ends we're gonna have to start Tallying Up All the War Crimes committed by Russia.  While War is still in process it's still working itself out, can't really get a good handle on what's going on.  But once it's over it's time to be like OKAY let's go through what just happened, hmm, looks like there were Eight KINDS of War Crimes Committed and you did a single war crime individually TWO HUNDRED TIMES.  That sounds pretty high!  Then again this is just guesswork.  LIKE I SAID can't start tallying it up until war is over.
   Three paragraphs to go for Daytime Day.  I feel like if I checked, Rotten Tomatoes would also say THOR Love &/v Thunder is ALSO So bad it's good territory.  I wouldn't be surprised of 3 out of 5 movies being released these days are just leaning into So Bad It's Good.  Not because they think it's good and that's what counts.  Just because that's the way the business works these days!  Oh well such is life.  Hmm.  Wonder if I'm related to Genghis Khan.  That would explain why I always wanted to spread Smallpox across the globe.  Mongols did smallpox, right?  That was them?  I'm not saying they did it PURPOSESLY.  Only an INSANE civilization would do that.  Oh wait we did that.  WELL I GUESS WE'RE AN INSANE CIVILIZATION.  I feel like maybe America is in, "So Bad It's Good," territory perhaps.  Anyway.  Mongolia and Smallpox.  Looks like there might be some merit to the idea they spread smallpox.  All the smallpox things.  Hmm.
   Two paragraphs to go for Daytime Day!  Amazing.  At least I got all the Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bars I could want this week.  Same amount of calories and heartiness as a Keto Bar.  Less HEALTHY.  I can easily pretend Keto Bar Brownie is healthy because that's what they've led me to believe.  But if you take that out oas a actor same quality snack.  Tastes different but more or less same RANKING OF TASTE.  Seven out of 10.  Maybe up to 8.  What else is up.  Got a cinnamon toast crunch bar in fridge RIGHT NOW.  Probably eat it in Oh I Don't Know an hour and ten minutes.  Sounds good to me.  Leaning toward Turkey Meatloaf and/or health spaghetti.  But we'll see!  Maybe I'm relatively hungrier than normal in which case most definitely go with Al Fredo Dish.  WOW what else is up.  First time I'm doing My Covid Shot as a group activity.  Both my parents are getting shots at the same time.  Wow what a fun family excursion.
   One more paragraph to go!  Sweet!  Gonna end up being about half an hour short of CrunchTime.  Every day the general time crunch is getting back from my third walk around 1:30 PM.  TODAY I will be back at right around 1:00 PM.  WOW.  This is good stuff!  Probably.  Not TERRIBLE stuff.  Terribly Unentertaining maybe.  But as part of my life PRETTY GOOD for me all things considered!  Hmm.  All The Small Things Considered.  What else is up.  Maybe watch the last 25 minutes of 101 Spooks episode ONE pretty soon.  Some point this afternoon.  I think I can do that and I would enjoy doing that.  Hmm.  Probably enjoy Marvel Movie.  THOR isn't my favorite Marvel Man but then again I like Films and this is definitely some sort of Film.  Also-- Love AND Thunder?!  I'd have settled for JUST LOVE or JUST THUNDER.  Sounds like we're gonna get MORE THAN OUR MONEY'S WORTH with this experience.  So that's good.  Hey-- I'll be back tonight!  See ya later.

i dunno what do you think

    Hey friends!  Got chocolate lollipop going.  Feel very confident about it having a tootsie roll in the center of it.  Had delicious Chicken Pot pie just earlier.  Left it in for a wonderful One Hour and Thirty One Minutes.  NAILED IT.  Totally positive experience all the way round.  Wide al fredo for lunch.  INTERESTING snack between lunch and dinner-- small ice cream cone!  We're talkin' I didn't even bother trying to make ice cream Go Down Into Small Cone.  Just said FUCK IT and ate some ice cream and then ate some small cake cone.  THAT DEVIL MAY CARE ATTITUDE paid off IN SPADES.  Devil probably DOES care.  Only problem is Devil Cares IN THE WRONG DIRECTION.  He wants EVILNESS AND MAYHAM.  That's what he gets off on.  Mayhem isn't so bad.  I'd be down for some-- no, a bunch!-- of mayhem.  The point is NO GOOD PARAGRAPH.  The one I'm writing right now.  Not a lot going for it!  Might as well catch up on Everything There Is To Catch Up On though.  Hmm.  Watched Thor: Love &/v Thunder!  Not bad!  Watched first 20 minutes of Pinocchio.  LOVE IT.  I dunno why this is running a ~33% on Rotten Tomatoes.  THIS IS TE BEST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN as of 20 minutes into it!
   Okay finishing up Lollipop.  There WAS delicious tootsie roll in the center of it.  Presumably my next snack will be Quest Bar VERY LIKELY WHITE CHOCOLATE RASPBERRY.  Hmm I really should have written the last few sentences in the last paragraph.  Oh well-- too late now!  What else is going on.  Still enjoying NEW IN ALTERNATIVE.  The last few days I've transitioned from only listening to Personal Choice Songs on LAST WALK to LAST TWO WALKS to EVERY NOW AND TEN ON ANY WALK IF I FEEL LIKE IT.  So that's good.  I like lots of songs and I feel like it's generally a neutrally positive experience to listen to them at my leisure.  Wow.  MY LEISURE?  SOUNDS GREAT.  Anyway.  Anyway the last frames of THOR MOVIE is THOR WILL RETURN .... and that's it.  Usually you'll say something like Thor Will Return IN... and then you say WHEN AND WHERE Thor is coming back.  I FEEL GYPPED.  I demand to know more details about how Thor will be returning to us!  I don't like it!  Also, are we really 100% sure Thor will return?  Gotta imagine there's a solid 5% chance THOR WILL NEVER RETURN.  What if the actor who plays him dies.  What if THE WORLD EXPLODES.  I don't know all of the reasons BUT THERE ARE WORLDS where Thor Will Not Be Returning.
   So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  Lunch tomorrow!  Ham sandwich, turkey sandwich, or Turkey Meatloaf &/v Health Spaghetti.  Let's LEAN INTO planning on a sandwich.  Sounds fun.  I hope I don't fall down from leaning too much!  I hope Bill Withers doesn't fall down from me leaning on him too much.  Kinda has it coming, though?  He went out of his way to explicitly tell me to lean on him.  HE GETS WHAT HE DESERVES is the point.  Anyway.  I think I did an Adult and ate the peas and corn and whatknot for the most part in Chicken Pot Pie.  Normally I will very much go out of my way to leave over the tiny pellets-- both yellow (corn) and green (peas).  Because EW DISGUSTING.  Today kinda just went with the flow if the forkful got some of them.  WOW.  Time for my health to increase EXPONENTIALLY.  PEAS are good for you.  CORN is probably not gonna kill you.  Maybe the children of the corn.  I bet they're actually Children Of Men though.  I think if they were born unto stalks of corn they'd LOOK and BEHAVE more like corn themselves!
   So that's good.  When are they reading the queen's last will and testament.  Wanna know if I've got anything coming my way.  HOPING I'M GONNA GET SCOTLAND.  Anyway gotta write another 3 paragraphs before Recess &/v Walk #8.  So that'll be fun.  Anyway.  I am very confident in saying Thor is played by A Helmsworth.  I am also pretty confident in saying the main (only?) Helmsworths are Chris and Liam.  Lemme LTURQ.  Yep Thor is Chris Helmsworth (spelling choice mine).  Hmm also a Luke Helmsowrth.  How's that working out for him.  NOT AS WELL I feel.  Whatever.  Probably have Chocolate Brownie Quest Bar tonight actually.  Not the chocolate one I'm used to!  Maybe the chocolate one I deserve!  Either way delicious I can see myself chomping down on that in roughly Oh I Don't Know Fourty Five Minutes.  Amazing.  So far my favorite character in Pinocchio is GIPETTO.  Main human character. I can relate-- I too am a human!  I think.  Probably.  Solid 95% chance I'm More Of A Human than I am a cricket, a fairy, and/or an animated wooden puppet.  I think I'm leaving myself enough room by saying there's a solid 1 in 20 chance I am one of the other things more.
   I CAN ADMIT WHEN I'M WRONG and I may be wrong in terms of Being More Of A Wooden Puppet Than Man.  PROBABLY NOT THOUGH.  Hmm.  I feel like I can relate to the cricket, too!  Not the fairy so much.  I don't grant WISHES.  If anything I'LL TRY TO STOP your wishes from coming true OUT OF SPITE.  Anyway.  Hmm.  Mets winning today.  Not particularly close!  I have no investment in watching the rest of it because I don't think they'll lose!  Also I don't think they'll win by enough that it changes the presumptive outcome, either!  If they ended up winning by 80 runs THAT'D be interesting.  Still only counts as one, "W," but if they win by 80 runs I WILL have regretted not paying attention to it while it happened.  Probably won't happen though.  You never can tell for sure, though.  Gonna start beer #2.  I guess at this rate maybe just stick to 2 beers overall for tonight!  Hmm.  WHO DID THEY GET to play the voice of Pinocchio.  Lemme LTURQ.  WOW THEY GOT BENJAMIN EVAN AINSWORTH ...this is all so familiar.  I feel like we've been here before!
   Last paragraph of Act III Part I.  THIS KID WAS BORN IN THE STOCK MARKET CRASH OF 2008.  VERY GOOD YOU KNOW YOUR HISTORY.  Hmm.  Ugh.  One more paragraph to go before Recess Walk.  Probably wait to resume PINOCCHIO until tomorrow.  I may watch some TV between Finishing Entry and Falling Asleep but that's really not a PINOCCHIO type viewing window.  Hmm could I watch an entire Tales In the Crypt?  MAYBE.  What episode am I up to.  It's not THE ASSASSIN is it.  I think that might be 2 or 3 episodes away.  What did I just watch.  I think it was THE PIT.  Hmm.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE The Assassin IS next.  Okay.  Not my favorite episode!  But at least by watching it that's one time watching it I won't have to do in the future!  So it's productive and ultimately for the best I guess.  So what else is going on and crap.  When and what is the next Marvel Movie.  That meets the standard of they release it in theaters.  Lemme LTURQ.  LOOKIN LIKE we got A black panther movie coming in November.  THE SUPER HERO.  Not the panther.  Hmm.  I'm gonna take a walk now.  See ya soon.

   Hey!  Got Chocolate Brownie Quest Bar going.  NOT BAD.  Nice solid dependable chocolate flavor.  MAYBE THE BEST generic chocolate quest bar flavor.  Anyway had a blast doing a walk just now.  I had to pee for 2/3rds of it but NOT TOO BAD.  It wasn't Killing Me how much I had to pee.  Listened to a good amount of Weird Al songs.  Feels like it was at least three or four Weird Al songs.  At the very least TWO.  When does Weird Al movie, "Hit."  And is it the part of the same Cinematic Universe as any other recent movie?  My guess?  NOPE probably not.  But the good news is I get to eat a health ice cream bar a little bit later when it's time to Go To Fall To Sleep.  Also I got some beer to knock off let's say at the beginning of next paragraph.  That's not the correct use of, "Knock Off."  Oh well you get what you pay for.  NOTHING.  You pay for nothing YOU GET NOTHING.  Which is pretty good.  You could get Worse Things.  I'd take Not Paying For Anything and Not Getting Anything 10 times out of 10 in this crazy life of ours!
   Three paragraphs to go.  Presumably hopefully having Balanced Breakfast tomorrow.  Classic Breakfast is always an impulse possibility.  Also got Hearty Brownie.  BUT BALANCED BREAKFAST must be the responsible way to go.  Go with some Frosted Flakes.  I haven't had a bowl of Frosted Flakes in GOD KNOWS WHEN.  SO DOES MAN.  ME.  I'm the man.  In this scenario at least.  Feels like 2 or 3 weeks since ONE FULL BOWL of Frosted Flakes.  Sounds like I don't know as much as I was acting like I did.  TRUE.  I wanted to seem like a big man knowing my cereal past.  I guess you know the horrifying truth now.  That no one is keeping track of my cereal past.  And it's all being lost to history.  Except for God Knowing It.  Gotta imagine God is keeping some kind of records of all of this.  Otherwise it'd all be for naught!  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  9/11 coming up.  Twenty first anniversary.  You know what that means!  THIRD SEVEN YEAR ANNIVERSARY.  Or Seventh Third Year Anniversary.  That's dumb.  What does a third year anniversary mean.  That's not relevant AT ALL like Seven Year Anniversaries are!
   Two paragraphs to go.  Just, "Knocked Off," the last 20% of a can of beer.  Maybe I'm overselling it.  Maybe more like 15% of a can of beer.  The point is it's gone now.  Well it still exists.  In my belly.  And probably already being digested and crap and stuff.  Who knows how things like that work.  DOCTORS would be my guess.  Well it depends on how clever the doctor is.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Have we killed enough people to satisfy our blood lust after 9/11?  I feel like we lost track of our bloodlust at some point but it never really completely went away.  I feel like if we could find some more people who were responsible somehow and then killed them we'd be a lot happier AS A SOCIETY.  So that's good.  I dunno.  Tomorrow is Sunday.  I ain't gotta do shit on a Sunday morning.  Well I gotta do same stuff I do on Every Morning.  Which is A LOT.  GOTTA START MY DAY at roughly 10 AM give or take 10, 20 minutes.  Starting my Day meaning I'M OUT TE DOOR on walk #1.  That's great.  I can set alarm for 8:15.  Get a fair amount of SnoozeTime going.
   Last paragraph of the nighttime.  And what a nightime it's been.  I did the stuff where I write paragraphs and whatknot.  Amazing.  Hmm what kinda health ice cream bar do I want.  Sea salt caramel.  Mint chocolate chip.  Fudge.  Coffee Ice Cream.  Ice Cream Sandwich. ...I think that's it.  Also might be out of coffee ice cream.  Sea salt caramel sounds pretty good to me.  Also it's the HEALTHIEST.  The rest of these'll run ya 90 or 100 calories.  Sea salt caramel is A LEAN 80 CALORIES.  So that's good I guess.  What else is up.  Alright I feel comfortable watching an entire THE ASSASSIN when this is done.  Take my pills maybe halfway through the episode.  Good deal.  Looks like the Mets game is over.  And they didn't win by 80 runs.  They didn't even win by SIXTY runs.  Whatta gyp.  Well that little piece of crap got me into The Paragraph Is Long Enough territory.  And, this being the last paragraph, means I AM DONE WIT THE ENTIRE ENTRY!  So it paid off BIG LEAGUE.  Hmm.  I'm gonna go now! See ya tomorrow!

-10:02 P.M.

Friday, September 9, 2022

So That's How It's Gonna Be

    Hey!  Mixed up schedule today.  About 10 minutes ahead of schedule for when I'm starting Act I.  Didn't take a walk yet!  Expecting Super Market delivery within the next hour and a half or so.  PLAN is to write 5 paragraphs here either way, then take a walk after Super Market delivery, then see where I'm at!  SO THAT'S GOOD.  Probably had a modest amount of NightMight snacking.  Had classic breakfast of Pop Tart and Ice Cream Sandwich.  HAD SOME REAL GOOD LYING IN BED.  Probably gonna end up 1 walk less today. Hopefully that's it, though!  Might end up with FOUR acts.  Three acts of 5 paragraphs each and then a standard NightTime Act.  TOO EARLY TO SAY ANYTHING as of now.  Also could write acts a paragraph or two less and/or more.  Don't need to be divisible by fives!  So that's all good stuff I guess.  Met's game at 6:40 PM.  That's all good stuff I guess!  New Apple Music Playlists, "Drop," today!  Still not done with New Music Daily which I was listening to the last 2 days.  I THINK even though it changes daily, I could pick up where I left off and it's more or less SIMILAR to what the rest of the playlist would be from Previous Day!
   HEY took Ritalin for the first time in a few days.  What's today, FRIDAY?  Last time I took Ritalin was sometime between Sunday and Tuesday.  WOW I'm ALL RITALIN'D UP.  True story!  I DO feel a bit of Pep In My Step!  I may have told you I started watching 101 Spookiest Horror Movie Moments.  I most definitely told you!  Nothing I LOVED yet but a couple of good ones.  So that's good.  I love me some Spooks! ..Scary things.  Not racial slurs.  Is that slur because white people are scared of black people?  Better LTURQ.  I STARTED LOOKING IT UP and then I got bored.   Go figure!  The point is all things being equal spook FEELS like it's not the worst slur in the world?  Maybe it's because it's antiquated at this point.  Maybe it just generally wasn't intended to be the most offensive word.  Maybe because I like Spooky Horror Movie Moments.  I COULD BE WRONG.  Just keeping it 100% on how it FEELS to me.  Whatever happened to Larry Wilmore show.  Guess he wasn't keeping it 100% enough.  Anyway that's a paragraph for ya.
   Hmm.  Maybe he was keeping it TOO 100%.  That sounds more reasonable than not keeping it 100% enough.  Hmm.  Had the standard 2 beers last night.  Tonight I can have 2, 2.5, or 3!  Ball is in some court that may or may not be a court I belong to.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National TV Dinner Day.  WOW what fun.  I've had health TV Dinners now and again in my life.  Not very often!  I feel like there was on AND ONLY ONE semester in NYU where I had some TV Frozen Dinner maybe a dozen times or so over the court of semester.  I feel like during PANDEMIC for a while I was getting Frozen Meals-- 1 or 2 or 2.5 dozen times.  It's FUN and also it's CONVENIENT.  They're specifically designed FOR WATCHING TV OR SOMETHING.  Anyway I dunno.  Maybe some good new Music ALBUMS, "Dropping," Today.  I like lots of bands.  THUS I like lots of albums.  THUS I have a blast walking around and crap.  Hmm.  What kinda lunch I got going for me.  Got ham and turkey for sandwiches this week.  Got wide al fredo dish as well as turkey meatloaf.
    GOT sawdust dogs too if I wanna go in that direction.  Anyway.  Figure we're due to DELI dinner tonight.  WOW.  Get chicken pot pie for tomorrow night leaving OH I DON'T KNOW... I Don't KNOW what for tonight.  Had 2 kit kat cubes just now.  OH NO BINGE EATING.  It rounds up to 50 calories!  Oh no I'm starting to Do Poorly Dieting because I don't have official weigh in for another 15 weeks!  GOTTA KEEP AN EYE ON THAT.  Possibly ALL MY EYES.  At least the actual Physical REGULAR Vision eyes.  Anyway how many of National Food Days are actually particularly relevant to the days they're celebrating.  I feel like AT LEAST half of them are almost completely arbitrary.  Well gotta be SOMETHING to it most of the time, right?  I dunno.  I'm confused!  The point is I was thinking about skipping writing today but it turns out I'M NOT!  Wow.  What kinda Tales In The Crypt am I up to.  Was WHIRLPOOL the last one I watched?  In which case is the next one OPERATION FRIENDSHIP?  YEP accurate on both counts!
   Fifth paragraph!  Anyway.  Had a turkey sandwich yesterday for lunch.  I ain't having another one today!  Sure is it a slightly different kind of turkey?  SURE IS.  Last one was All Natural Roasted Turkey Breast Raised w/o Antibiotics. (No Salt Added).  THIS TIME I'm getting All Natural Hickory Smoked Turkey Breast Raised w/o Antibiotics.  WOW.  Sounds like I'm getting SOME SALT ADDED.  Anyway that's good.  Still haven't started Egg Whites I got on Tuesday or Wednesday.  That's not good!  Gotta get started on that and whatknot.  Anyway did I play acoustic guitar for a solid 2 minutes yesterday?  SURE DID.  I think.  AT LEAST 75 seconds.  Rounds up to 2 minutes.  Maybe more than 2 minutes!  Rounds down to 2 minutes.  Oh okay I see.  I think I have one frozen health dinner in the freezer for the last half a year.  OR PLUS.  Could be back in Very Early 2022.  FOR CONTEXTSAKE it's 9 months into 2022.  Hey grat how about that.
    Wonder what the worst thing the Queen was guilty of.  What's the biggest thing detractors can point to be and be like THAT SUCKED.  My guess is using up too much wealth!  You're living like royalty while the common man is SUFFERING.  Maybe the common man is doing okay.  People doing several degrees worse than The Most Common Men Are though are SUFFERING.  Anyway into the sixth paragraph.  That's pretty good.  I'd be happy to be interrupted at any moment though so I can fit in rest of walks today more or less normally.  SURE it'd be some sort of pay-off to write full 10 paragraphs before Super Market delivery but OVERALL it's not the most ideal set of circumstances!  Hmm.  I assume the Queen will be buried on Donald Trump's golf course.  For tax reasons.  HER tax reasons.  Does queen even pay tax.  Feels like Queen wouldn't have to pay tax!  SHOULDN'T have to at least.  So that's good.
   Seventh paragraph!  What else is up.  Took a klonopin last night.  I think around dinnertime.  That paid off in a big way.  I forget HOW but I don't remember being particularly anxious for the rest of the night.  So that's good!  Maybe wide al fredo is most exciting lunch to have.  But it's most indulgent lunch of the week!  Maybe I wanna SAVE IT for a better time.  MAYBE NOT.  I don't have all the details in front of me!  Hmm.  What's up.  My Dad thinks they might never show Naked Gun again because it involved murdering the queen and now the queen HAS IN ACT BEEN MURDERED.  By old age. Or something.  I don't know how she died exactly.  Just occurred to me.  Lemme LTURQ.  Hmm.  I don't think they're even saying how she died!  They say she died peacefully.  Hmm sounds like a cover up to me.  I say she died VIOLENTLY and in an EMBARRASSING COMPROMISING situation.  I don't know WHAT.  But I'll figure it out IF IT TAKES ALL PARAGRAPH.
   Oh I finished the paragraph without figuring it out.  Guess I'm done trying then.  So that's good.  Dying of old age can't be a thing, right?  SOMETHING went wrong specifically that caused death.  Better LTURQ.  YEP.  Seems like it's a euphemism when you die from something slowly commonly associated with old age.  HEART DISEASE or somthin.  Either way I bet she went out WAILING LIKE A BANSHEE.  Not peaceful at all!  HEY we're next in terms of Super Market delivery.  LEMME LTURQ to see if they're outside already!  NOPE not yet.  But presumably hopefully I'll be able to fit in walks from this point on normally.  Fit in paragraphs close to normal.  AT MOST 2 paragraphs under target for Act I.  Could add on to Act II POSSIBLY if there's enough time and Act II MOST DEFINITELY if necessary!  Hmm.  It'd be COOL to finish another paragraph though.  I'd really get a blast and a half out of that!
   YAH!  Lotta babies dying at a young age.  Not sure why infant mortality is high.  Fetuses that are non-viable are being forced to be carried to term.  Then die right away.  Oh okay that sounds reasonable.  Also not sure IF infant mortality is high.  I just kinda assumed it would be.  That'd be my guess!  The point is if you make it through Living As An New Born Infant the bulk of your troubles are over.  If you get over that hump it's all good from that point on.  Until you're Old Age Death Susceptible.  Not sure what that means.  Sounds reasonable though!  TO ME.  Probably not TO YOU.  But that's life I guess.  HMM gonna check to see if Super Market is outside the house at the end of this paragraph.  MAYBE they surprise me and ring the bell BEFORE I CAN EVEN CHECK.  I'd take that deal NINE TIMES OUT OF TEN.  What's wrong with the tenth time.  JUST FEEL LIKE MIXING IT UP 10% OF THE TIME GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Okay lmme LTURQ.
    NOT HERE YET!  Maybe I should try to write an extra paragraph or two if there's time.  So I could fit in walks more comfortably if my upcoming walk is delayed.  I DUNNO ABOUT ALL THAT.  TOO CONFUSING.  I GET IT but you probably don't.  DIDN'T DO A GOOD JOB OF EXPLAINING IT.  Oh well that's life.  I'd like to die of ULTRA old age.  Which I think is bones disintegrating or your brain losing power or something.  You make it deep enough into old age you're gonna be dealing with a whole new set of circumstances UNFAMILIAR to modern man.   GREAT.  Why people in the Bible be living to 800 years old.  WHAT I'm supposed to be impressed?  I AM.  But at the same time I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH.  You're RUINING your own credibility.  Then again If it IS true I am VERY IMPRESSED.  So maybe it's a hail mary pass trying to impress me.  Oh well either way I guess I don't mind them doing it.  Okay.  Anyway.  Wrote these 10 paragraphs in just about an hour.  Maybe even 5 or 10 minutes less!  Holy boy!  I'll be back in a little bit presumably.

You're Killing Me Over Here

    Hey!  Super Market came just 2 or 3 minutes after I finished Act I!  GREAT.  Got a solid fourty five minutes to write this act to have today Completely On Schedule BUT MINUS ONE WALK.  Also the rest of the walks-- while lining up TIMEwise-- are mixed up PLACEwise.  Normally next walk would be PARK.  Today it's CITY.  That sort of thing.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  I think I got everything I wanted from Super Market.  Even got lots of stuff I didn't want!  MY PARENTS wanted them. Glad we got them but it means nothing to me!  Hmm.  Thinking about having three sawdust dogs today for lunch.  And instead of making 1.5 sawdust dogs with 1 slice of bread, GONNA HAVE AN ENTIRE SLICE OF BREAD for each three.  WOW now we're talking.  It's still not indulgent overall!  Sawdust dogs are NOTHIN in calories.  45 each.  WOW sounds like NOTHIN.  So that's good.  Probably gonna get DELI for dinner.  Thinking about healthy Grandma's Soup.  VERY hearty chicken noodle soup.  Lotta soup.  Lotta chicken.  Lotta carrots.  ALSO gonna get bonus KREPLACH.  Would I like matzoh ball more?  Possibly!  BUT I WANNA MIX THINGS UP.  Not 100% sure what Kreplach will be but there's a solid chance it's RIGHT UP SOME ALLEY.  Chicken pot pie for tomorrow dinner.  MICROWAVE hot dogs.
   Huh.  All caught up.  WRONG what about the HotDogside.  Hmm.  Maybe some pop chips or something.  Haven't had those in a while.  That means THEY MUST be a good option!  Anyway.  Forget to have my coffee the second half of Act I.  Got coffee now.  WILL I eventually have the 2nd cup today?  GOOD SHOT I WILL!  It's just a matter of WHEN.  Also IF.  How and Why are pretty much taken care of.  So that's good.  Earbuds working today!  BUT every 10 minutes I heard a battery low in one ear.  First time I was hoping it was just a weird moment they included in the song.  Then it happened again on another song!  Anyway IT APPEARS to be charging now.  Musta forgot to plug it in last night.  Either that or Something's Wrong.  Lots of things are wrong.  Why should this situation be exempt from Things Being Wrong.  No good reason, that's who!  Hmm.  Anyway wrote two full paragraphs in nine minutes.  And all I had to do was SAY ABSOLUTELY NOTHING WORTHWHILE.  So I got that going for me is the point.  And you've got that going against you!  I dunno maybe you get off on me Saying Nothing.  It's not COMPLETELY impossible.
   Huh.  Anyway, I abandoned the NEW MUSIC DAILY playlist because IT WAS ALL NEW.  I could have started over from scratch BUT I decided to start another new playlist over from scratch Why It's Only NEW IN ALTERNATIVE.  So far so good.  Don't like how each song is doing a thing where they pretend like my batteries are running low.  I guess it fits in SONICALLY but it's just gonna annoy people who are confused whether it's real or not!  I guess that's how they reward Repeat Listening.  You listen to it enough times you get the idea!  Oh part of the song I see very good.  So that's good.  Got me some Hearty Health Bread this week/next week.  LOAVES OF BREAD OR PACKS OF BREAD OR WHATEVER last me 2 weeks.  Not gonna FINISH every loaf of bread in 2 weeks.  But I re-up with new bread after 2 weeks ALL THE SAME.  So that's good.  GREAT one might even argue.  I wouldn't go much further than Great though.  Let's keep things in perspective!
   Yeah!  Lemme LURQ a picture of KREPLACH.  In my mind it's like a DUMPLING type deal.  And probably In Real Life too!  Let's see.  WOW that's just about what I was picturing in my mind.  Turns out I'm a CAPITAL, "G," GENIUS.  So I got that going for me or something.  Man oh man am I almost done with this Act real quick-like.  So that's good.  Remains to be seen if there will be Filling in kreplach.  I'd LOVE IT for that to be the case.  But I wouldn't be shocked if it's just a dumpling with no bonus filling.  DANGIT.  If I feel like it then it's totally reasonable to have a slice of bread with Special Soup!  I think they probably give me RYE BREAD with it.  And if not-- OR EVEN IF SO-- I could have slice of Health Bread from my own reserves!  We'll see how I feel when the time comes.  Jeez.  Might be some new Fun Music Albums that, "Dropped," today.  I'll look into that at some point later on.  Just asked my Dad and he indicated you do get TWO slices of bread with soup.  WOW.  I could dig eating a slice of rye bread REAL good.  We'll just see if it's even necessary.
   One more paragraph of DayTime Day!  Morning just blew right by!  Partly ona ccount of No 1st Walk and partly on account of Writing More Nothing Than Usual Even.  So that's good.  Wouldn't bet against cardboard vanilla wafer cookies being a great SawdustSide.  Highly doubt I'll DO IT.  But maybe I SHOULD even though I WON'T.  Hmm.  HEY I got a snack coming up pretty soon in about an hour.  MAYBE SOME CARDBOARD WAFERS.  What would be an appropriate amount.  SIX?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  Six is right in calories AND right in being enough to actually get some satisfaction out of.  Hey let's strongly consider remembering to think about that when the time may or may not come.  Hmm.  Probably eat 2 at a time.  That's how THIN they are.  Three two's as a NOT BIG but RELATIVELY SMALL snack.  SO THAT'S GOOD AND BULLSHIT.  No boxes from Super Market were open or anything.  WOW!  A couple were just SLIGHTLY dented.  Not much dent to 'em even them that were dented!  Sweet.  I'm gonna come back tonight.  See ya soon!

i don't mind one bit

    Hey!  Kreplach was delicious Exact Same Thing as Steamed Chinese Restaurant Dumpling!  I got two of em!  Filled with some meat.  Presumably BeefBased.  The point is that you combine That with Grandma Soup and Slice Of Bread and that's what I had for dinner!  Also just had Mint Chocolate Chip Health ice cream bar IN TED LIEU of Tootsie Pop.  Not sure who Ted Lieu is.  Congressman is my best guess.  From the great state of california.  Which I mean not LITERALLY.  Colloquially.  And/or just trying to be polite.  Anyway YEP.  Wonder if I'd recognize anything about the district he rules with an iron fist.  Lemme LTURQ.  Looks like west side of Los Angeles County.  WOW.  That's even better than the East Side would be my guess.  Basing this on very little.  Well I'm basing it on one thing-- Westside is represented by TED LIEU.  Who KNOWS what kind of jerk is representing the East Side.  Probably an even bigger jerk than Ted LIEU.  The point is I had delicious Sawdust Dogs which were terrible for lunch and the saltside was I believe POOP CHIPS.
   Amazing.  Looking forward to possible delicious QUEST BAR as upcoming snack BUT I FEEL like I might prefer something else.  BUT WHAT COULD IT BE.  Can't be ICE CREAM BASED.  I've been doing that already a bunch today.  Hmm what about some sawdust vanilla wafer cookies.  I guess 11 of them would be an appropriate amount if I wanted to go down that ruote.  MAYBE I DO WANNA GOU DOWN THAT ROOT.  Then again I don't wanna go down that rote.  Poop Tart.  Half a small but hearty brownie.  Lots of good options.  What was the final amount of congressional districts covered by Stephen Colbert Report Show's BETTER KNOW A DISTRICT.  My guess is they got to a very solid FIFTY ONE of them.  Let's LTURQ.  WOW HE MADE IT TO 94.  Not bad.  Queen made it to 96 though.  Even better!  DON'T BE CRAZY THOSE NUMBERS ARE IN REFERENCE TO DIFFERENT THINGS.  Oh okay sorry about that.  I'll stop being crazy.  RIGHT AFTER THIS PARAGRAPH.
    Huh.  Watched I STILL Know what you did last summer (Empashsis Mine) [THAT ACTUALLY WAS THE ENTIRE TITLE including, "(Emphasis Mine)".  WOW what a movie.  I like the part where I hope the studio made their money back so at least SOMEONE got SOMETHING out of this entire ordeal.  The people who worked on the film got something out of it.  Even if studio loses money on the deal THESE JERKS GET PAID ALL THE SAME.  Sounds good to me.  Haven't heard any great QUEEN DEATH jokes yet.  I mean your standard trope where it's like  Queen dies.  Goes to Heaven.  Says to some jerk in Heaven, "Hey what's the deal with this thing or something."  The jerk says, "oh boy here comes a punchline."  You know THAT SORT OF THING.  What am I talking about exactly.  I want to read Queen Died And Gets Confused In Heaven jokes RIGHT NOW.  NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT.  Not only is the present a good time for these jokes, the present is THE BEST time. It may never be relevant again IN THE FUTURE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE.  Oh okay.  Maybe IT'S ON ME to write the joke.
   Ok.  Queen dies.  Goes to Heaven.  St Peter says RIGHT TIS WAY QUEEN.  Queen goes GREAT I'm in Heaven apparently this is working out really well for me.  St Peter says HEY you wanna meet Jesus?  Queen goes HOLY BOY why wouldn't I.  St Peter goes ACTUALLY Jesus is busy right now.  Queen goes Well that'd understandable.  St Peter goes WELL I've got work to do.  Get yourself SETTLED.  Anyway.  That's all I got for now.  A little bit ahead of schedule today.  Food arrived LATE so I got distracted and ended up eating it when it got here which is earlier than I would normally have it while waiting a while after it gets here.  HEY gonna get COVID SHOT on Tuesday MORNING.  I believe this is only my fourth shot overall!  MODERNA.  I've been a Phizer Boy up until now but IT'S TIME FOR A CHANGE.  Anyway that'll be fun.  HOPE I GET SLIGHTLY SICK.  I can see myself getting a REAL BIG KICK out of some slightly fluish feelings. Because I'm AN IDIOT and whatknot.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I!  Had cinnamon toast crunch bar earlier and ya know what this time around BACK TO BEING A POSITIVE EXPERIENCE.  Maybe it's specifically BAD not in fridge but GOOD after being in fridge.  Either way I GOT LIKE 14 MORE OF THESE SUCKERS.  So that's good.  Maybe I have a less indulgent Golden  Graham Bar as upcoming snack.  Might not be the HEARTIEST snack but you can't argue with the results!  What results.  Goin' down my gullet results.  Oh okay.  OH I KNOW.  Golden Graham Bar PLUS Tootsie Pop.  All the pieces are finally starting to come together.  Now It All Makes Sense.  Congressman.  Maybe I'm A Lieu.  What's up again.  Starting Beer #2.  Probably ultimately just have 2 beers over entire night.  MAYBE 2.5.  DON'T SEE WHY I'D NEED TREE.  Tree means THREE in IMAGINARY romance Language.  Kinda like Spanish, kinda like English... what's important is that it's an offshoot of LATIN and also THAT IT DOESN'T REALLY EXIST.
   Yeah!  Last paragraph of Act III Part I.  Chicken Pot Pie will be DELICIOUS DINNER in Oh I Don't Know 23 Hours and Fifteen Minutes.  What will delicious lunch be.  SO MANY POSSIBILITIES.  And NONE OF THEM are Dumb Sawdust Dogs that aren't worth the paper they're printed on.  Also hearty health bread NOT TE BEST TASTING BREAD.  It had been a while since I got it!  Gonna be honest--- NOT A VERY PLEASANT EXPERIENCE TWAS THIS BREAD.  Also I'll be honest about OTHER things TOO.  I'm gonna Be Honest ALL OVER THE PLACE these days.  Not sure how or why.  WHEN I know.  These Days.  Like I said!  Oh okay sure.  Earbids working real great today SINCE the first walk or two where the battery was low for Left Earbid.  So that's good.  Is it possible the Queen went to Hell?  I don't know!  I don't know (A) how Heaven and Hell work NOR (B) how the Queen lived her life.  Frankly it's none of my business.  It'd be VALUABLE INFO to have though.  I could use those facts to determine how to live my life in order to either go to HEAVEN or HELL as I feel ultimately.
   Gonna write 1 more paragraph for Act III Part I!  Just kinda feels too early to take a walk yet.  So that's good.  Maybe I wrote a paragraph less in Act III Part II WE'LL SEEE.  Pretty sure the Queen faked her death to go I Dunno Do Something With Elvis Or Something.  Wait a second.  Queen.  Q.  THE QUEEN COULD HAVE BEEN, "Q."  Now she' Partying With JFK JR or something.  Why do Qanon people like JFK JR.  YOU DO REALIZE HIS FAMILY IS DEMOCRATIC POLITIC.  Well maybe they were secret Republicans all along.  That's PART OF THE CONSPIRACY.  Oh okay CARRY ON THEN, that sounds AWFULLY REASONABLE.  The point is the Queen just wanted to get away from it all!  Start her life all over.  In France or somethin, I dunno.  I assume when you're a celebrity and you fake your death you go to France.  Not sure where I got that idea.  Probably some good subliminal advertising from the French Tourism Industry.  GOD DANG FRENCH TOURISM INDUSTRY I HATE THEM SO MUCH.
   Alright one more paragraph here.  I dunno.  I was happy with dinner generally.  Lunch was a huge bust but dinner was a neutrally positive experience!  I'M A MODERNA MAN starting this upcoming Tuesday.  I wasn't happy about it at first but MAYBE I can get used to it?  Would have to adjust several moving pieces in How I Think About Myself but I guess I could figure out a way to contextualize my life with new Moderna-Man information that I'm happy with WHERE I'M AT in life and WHERE I'M GOIN' in life.  So that's good I guess.  Hmm.  Been enjoying taking Last NightWalk BACKWARDS the last 2 or so days.  Gotta remember to do that today.  EVERYTHING IS THE SAME BUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.  That's how that goes.  Sounds good to me or somethin, I Dunno!  Hmm.  Why would the Queen have some sort of, "Q-Level," Security Clearance in the United States Government.  Why would ANY of this happen.  If you're willing to accept 99 out of the other 100 Dumbest Things Possible about Q, then you might as well buy into the idea Queen had security clearance in US Federal Government for some reason.  Oh okay good sounds great.  HEY I'll be back in a little bit.  See ya later!

   Hey!  Just finished beer #2 as I start Act III Part II.  Probably gonna be four paragraphs.  Probably just had Golden Graham Bar.  I DID.  There's no probably about it ON MY END.  Maybe for YOU you could just think probably because MAYBE I'M LYING ABOUT IT.  You still have some reasonable doubt whether it's fact or not!  Either way gonna have cherry lollipop now.  BETTER BE tootsie roll inside That's all I can say!  HOWEVER I can't go out of my way and FIND OUT right now.  I COULD but then my lollipop experience would be over.  If I want this fun to last then I'm just gonna have to go BLIND the next few minutes! Not knowing whether it'll ultimately end with a tootsie roll or not!  I DON'T LIKE SURPRISES.  So there better be one.  But I'm all out of options in terms of finding out is the point Etcetera ETCETERA.  Used starbucks bathroom for first NightWalk pretty much EVER the last couple of weeks!  IT WAS OPEN.  BATROOM WAS OPEN.  NO PROBLEM.
   Okay.  Guess I'll watch a Tales In The Crypt episode when this is over.  What am I up to.  It BETTER BE Revenge Is The Nuts.  Or else THERE'S GONNA BE HELL TO PAY.  HEY it's Revenge Is The Nuts.  Not my favorite episode.  But I can see myself, "Digging," that episode tonight.  Hmm.  Threw out some Good Garbage just now.  We're talkin' I had overflowing Bathroom garbage which I converted into two garbage bags and overthrowing Regular Room garbage which I converted into one bag and now ALL THREE are out of my house and into garbage bin type deal outside!  WOW.  What can I accomplish next now that I've thrown out garbage.  Maybe some wiping down surfaces.  That sounds too difficult.  A lot of commitment that'd be!  Not sure I'm comfortable with that quite yet.  Hmm.  Am I getting close to Finding Out about the center of my lollipop?  YES.  Definitely significantly closer than when we discussed this before.  NOT QUITE TEHRE YET THOUGH.
   So that's good.  Looks like this entry will be a solid 27 paragraphs.  So many paragraphs.  What else is up.  There is a THIRD I Know The Last Summer Thing People Did but I WILL NOT be watching it.  NOT RELEVANT to the first two movies.  NO THANKS.  I only like Third Movies that are Relevant To The First Two Movies.  That's where I Draw Some Line!  Ya know I dunno why exactly but I'm starting to get worried this lollipop will NOT have tootsie roll center.  Just a hunch as of now.  Gonna be VERY disappointing if that's how it turns out.  Oh well such is life.  Hmm.  I think I'd even rather it be AN EMPTY middle than bonus Candy Middle.  NOTHING IS BETTER THAN SOMETING in this particular instance.  HMM.  I'm trying to bite down on it and it's REALLY HARD.  I think the middle IS solid candy middle.  And it's making biting down on Entire Thing REALLY DIFFICULT.  YEP.  That's what happened.  Finally bit down all through it and the middle was candy and NOW I'M ONE TOOTSIE ROLL DOWN from where my life experience SHOULD be at.
   Last paragraph of the night.  Great.  What else is going on and crap.  I AM almost done with entry.  That's a good positive thing at least.  Much better than those bad negative things I hate them so much.  Presumably having another health ice cream bar with Bedtime DESPITE having a health ice cream bar in lieu of Original Tootsie Pop.  Anyway I assume when Ted Lieu wrote mail to his landlord he signed it TED LIEU, TENANT.  Because ya see what happens is ya combine words and they become other words DELIGHTING everyone involved!  Amazing.  I find it fascinating that the only Lords we have left in America are Land Lords.  Kind abandoned all other lords.  What about KING GOD.  Well yeah but I mean LEGAL LORDS like in our Govern-Legal System.  What about the Lords of DogTown.  I'm not 100% sure that's a thing.  Pretty sure it's a thing possibly made by that director who did those other things.  Better LTURQ.  It IS a movie but it was NOT directed by a director who Did Those Other Things.  Well I guess that settles that once and presumably for all ideally.  Hmm.  I'll catch ya tomorrow.

-9:48 P.M.

Thursday, September 8, 2022

Today Is A Little Different

    Hello friends!  Didn't get up early to walk or write before endocrine appointment.  Ended quicker than I thought though! In the end I'll be one walk less today and I will have 5 paragraph Act I and 10 paragraph Act II!  Overall same amount of paragraphs!  So that's good.  Very unenthusiastic about what the scale said!  But doctor wasn't too concerned about it which made me feel better!  Basically I'm still in healthy BMI range but at this point only 5 or 6 pounds away from being Overweight BMI.  I lost 50 pounds in nine months and then gained about a third of it back in nine months.  WOW that's great just great.  Had a TWIST on a classic breakfast this morning.  Pop Tart and Ice Cream CONE.  Also did some slightly overboard NightMight snacking including Ice Cream Cone.  The point is Ice Cream Cone is delicious.  But I suddenly only have two left!  OH WELL that's life.  Run out of ice cream cones sooner than you'd want!  Hmm.  Looks like The Queen is in poor health!  Which queen.  HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW.
   Hmm.  Got my Mom more cigarettes today which means I got two Quest Bars.  One is White Chocolate Raspberry or something.  Better LTURQ.  YEP that's what it is.  Other one is Chocolate Brownie.  Either way possible I've had one or both of those before but it's also possible I HAVEN'T had one or both of those before.  Either way put em in cabinet storage situation.  Not fridge.  We'll see if that pays off in the long run or something.  Hmm.  Watched some Long Island Local News at Endocrine waiting room.  OH NO THEY'RE SELLING FENTYNAL TO KIDS.  Oh well I guess it could be worse.  At least the kids are getting something out of the deal.  It'd be worse if they were just straight up robbing our kids.  Kids are losing money but at last they get the illicit drugs they crave.  What does ILLICIT mean in that context.  And is it 100% necessary to say.  Better LTURQ.  HMM it means something relevant AND it's appropriate to go out of my way to use!  HOW ABOUT THAT. ...WELL?  I'M WAITING.  HOW ABOUT THAT?
   Third paragraph!  Guess whose got two thumbs and just got a flu shot!  PROBABLY LOTS OF PEOPLE but I am solidly one of those people.  I might have a third or fourth thumb.  Depends on if we count Big Toe as thumb.  Or dicks.  I got at least one of those.  No spoilers but the size of my dick MAY NOT be completely analogous to the size of my thumb thumbs.  NO SPOILERS.  Didn't take Ritalin this morning even though I had it in stock.  Too lazy to go retrieve it from Drug Store Delivery Paper Bag.  OH WELL.  No coffee right now.  NOT READY YET!  Gonna have it ready for 10 paragraph act ii-- possibly for ENTIRE 10 PARAGRAPHS.  I drink 2 cups a day.  One cup for first 5 paragraphs, one cup for last 5 paragraphs, that's how that goes!  Anyway First Walk had my earbuds only working on The Right Side.  NOT THE LEFT SIDE.  I feel like that'll course correct itself or something.  I dunno why I'm so confident about it.  I JUST AM.
   Fourth paragraph!  Not sure exactly what weight I wanna aim to reach.  I think ideally I'd lose about 10-12 pounds.  But I don't gotta do that all at once.  Take it ScaleCheck by ScaleCheck.  At this point just try not to gain weight.  Oh okay good.  If someone is All Thumbs I gotta figure they'd be MORE agile and competent with manual maneuvers or something.  IT'S THE OPPOSABLE THUMB that separates us from most of nature and allows us to Do Tools.  More thumbs mean MORE OPPOSABLES which means WE CAN USE TOOLS EVEN MORE.  BETTER TOOLS.  TOOLS NO ONE HAS EVEN THOUGHT OF IT.  Like That Monolith.  Not sure we ever learned how to use 2001 Spacy Oddessay Monolith.  Gotta imagine we can get something out of it.  I never seen the entire movie.  Maybe I should watch it.  I got that sucker on DVD.  NO THANKS I don't want Future to be spoiled for me.  It's not Future it's Past.  21 years ago.  Oh okay.  Well then I don't want PAST to be spoiled for me.  I'LL watch TV about Past later on when I really am into wanting to do it.
   Fifth paragraph.  Amazing.  What a quick Act I!  I don't believe it!  I wonder who is in line to the throne if queen dies.  I'm pretty sure it's not ME.  Someone would have told me at this point.  Don't think it's anyone I know even vaguely intimately.  It would have come up by now.  Hmm.  Probably Prince Charles.  I wonder how long This Line Of Monarchy goes back.  My guess is TO THE 1700's.  But AFTER American Revolution. I don't think Current Queen is descendant of King George.  If she was I WOULD HOPE AMERICA would have held a grudge more than they apparently haven't.  Huh.  Oh all monarchs are descendants of King Alfred The Great from 871 C.E.  WHAT THE HELL.  They've been going strong for 1,200 years?  WELL DONE.  I can't say anything other than I'M IMPRESSED.  KING ALFRED.  LOVE IT.  GREAT NAME.  Also Great KING APPARENTLY.  Or great at SOMETHING.  Better LTURQ.  WHAT WAS GREAT ABOUT KING ALFRED.  Not seeing any Explanation for his Greatness immediately.  Maybe he wasn't that great and it's a scam!  Anyway.  Gonna take a walk now.  Be back soon! 

I Can Get Used To This

    Hey!  Give myself an hour and 15 minutes ideally for the Act II.  That's normally enough for 10 paragraph acts!  GREAT GOOD DEAL.  Got some coffee going.  Delicious.  Both earbuds working on my las twalk.  Delightful!  QUEEN still alive as far as we know.  GREAT.  Is there gonna be some conversation in Britain about hey maybe this is a good time to re-evaluate if we still want a monarchy.  My guess is NOPE.  They're pot committed to a monarchy is my impression.  Anyway probably gonna have delicious delightful dependable granola bar MID-ACT.  Lunch is after walk after act.  No time for snacking elsewhere!  Either NOW or NEVER.  Or more accurately IN ABOUT 15 MINUTES.  So that's good.  HMM looks like the Queen has passed her mortal coil.  One of them at least.  Maybe she failed her mortal coil.  Maybe mortal coil isn't a phrase!  I think we've raised more questions than we've answered in this paragraph.  I RARELY answer questions.  I had to figure things out by myself and YOU HAVE TO AS WELL.
   Also I've figured out NOTHING.  That's another reason I give no answers.  DON'T GOT NO ANSWERS except for maybe 40% of things.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  Not sure when I'm gonna take a shower today.  Normally I'd be showering now. Can't shower now!  Writing paragraphs!  Maybe skip showering.  I accomplished other stuff today IN LIEU of shower.  Like shaving last night!  That's accomplishing something today!  TRADE OFF.  I shave instead of single shower.  MAKES SENSE.  TONS OF SENSE.  Then again I need to shower off any small bits of hair that may be clinging to my body here and there.  UNLIKELY there's much of it.  Also IF THERE WAS I shouldn't wanna Shower It Off, that'll clog up BathTub Drain.  The point is I FORGET but I'm also pretty sure No Point In The First Place.  Can you forget something that never existed?  My feeling is YES very easily.  So that's good.  Hmm.  I was ready for Endocrine Doctor to walk in and give me a lecture on weight.  Especially after seeing I had gained like 3 or 4 pounds even MORE than I thought I would.  Instead she was just like well that's not good but you were too skinny before.  Ok whatever.  AWESOME this doctor DOCTORED HER WAY INTO MY HEART with this weight gain tolerance!
   Third paragraph!  Maybe have ice cream sandwich as sandwichside.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... International Box Wine Day and National Weiner Schnitzel Day AND Steak Au Poivre Day.  Let's work backwards.  STEAK AU POIVRE sounds delicious.  Gonna go with my gut on that.  Let's see what it is.  Steak with pepper.  High quality steak coated with peppercorns or something.  Not AS delicious as my gut felt but still HOOK ME UP WITH SOME OF THAT.  Weiner Schnitzel gotta be some sort of SAUSAGE.  The WEINER gave it away.  But WHAT SORT of Sausage.  And WHY is it a National Day when it's clearly German.  Maybe it's a German Nationalist Day.  GERMANY AIN'T ALLOWED TO HAVE NATIONALISTS ANYMORE.  TOO RISKY.  Either way what's the DEAL with this sausage.  Veal Cutlet coated in bread and then pan fried.  Also from VIENNA not Germany.  VIENNA?  SOUNDS LIKE AUSTRIA TO ME.  Better LTURQ.  YEP.  Also SOUNDS DELICIOUS.  I like sausage-- I should probably be more familiar with sausages though!-- but VEAL CUTLET THING sounds even better.  International Box Wine Day.  Look Box Wine sounds great but how is a Nationalist Box of Wine any different than an Internationalist box of wine.  Also I think Internationalist is a scarier term than Globalist.  Right wing crazy people should be fear mongering with imaginary INTERNATIONALISTS not GLOBALISTS.  Sounds more REAL.  And REAL THINGS are SCARY.
   Fourth paragraph of the act.  Am I an Internationalist?  I dunno!  It probably is a real word.  IT IS a real word.  Microsoft FrontPage ACCEPTS IT as a word AT FACE VALUE.  No wavy red lines under Internationalist(s)!  Good.  What do I got going for me.  Probably have granola bar with start of sixth paragraph.  It's A MID ACT GRANOLA BAR!!!  Get out of the way I'm Too Excited and if you get in the way YOU might be ruining my good time OR my good time is causing problems for you or something.  So that's good.  Just finished coffee #1.  Pour coffee #2 at same time as retrieving granola bar!  Amazing.  KING CHARLES.  What kinda jerk is this asshole.  Last Queen seemed to be pretty comfortable letting Britain Politics Business work well.  What if King Charles is like TIME TO TAKE OVER EVERYTHING.  He's the king!  It's A Monarchy Constitutional Crisis!  I feel like King Charles is gonna be a jerk.  Let's cross our fingers and hope against hope he'll be a Chill Dude though.  Anyway.  Six paragraphs to go for DayTime Day!  Ideally done in fourty five minutes!
   Hmm.  Definitely most definitely leaning towards SaltSnack as SandwichSide.  Cheez its, kettle chips, pop chips, wheat thins.  COULD BE ANY OF EM.  Cheez its is the PLURALITY outcome though.  So that's good.  Did Charles become King the instant Queen died.  Or is there an in-between period where it's More Or Less Like The Purge until he's sworn in.  My guess is There's a The Purge Period.  AND people might decide they like it so much they NEVER put him in charge.  So that's good.  HEY speaking of Horror Movie I still got that SHUTTER series about Spookiest Horror Film Moments of All Time: From 101 Spookiest Moment on down.  Presumably ultimately reaching the MOST SPOOKIEST MOMENT.  It'd be weird if they just did the 31st-101st spookiest moment.  On purpose.  Not because of cancellation or anything.  IT'D MAKE LITTLE TO NO SENSE is the point.  Anyway THEY CANCELLED QUEEN ELIZABETH.  Is that a hot take worth exploring?
   Halfway through Act II!  Good deal.  MMM delicious granola bar.  How about that.  And it's a rare snack so close to lunch.  Normally snacks are about 1.5-2 hours before meals.  THIS TIME it's probably roughly 1.25 hour before lunch.  COULD STRETCH IT OUT an extra 10-15 minutes I guess.  WOW good stuff.  Not sure about dinner for tonight.  If it's DINER maybe get Bison Burger.  If it's DELI maybe get BREADED CHICKEN SANDWICH and/or DINNER.  Sounds about right.  Sounds VERY about right.  How much more do I have to write for Act II.  I guess around 4.5 paragraphs.  Ideally get that done in half an hour but that might be too quick to reasonably hope for.  Let's see.  All I can do is Keep Typing and Hope For The Best.  Hmm.  NEXT Official Endocrine Appointment Weigh in is DECEMBER 22nd.  At 10:00 AM.  WELL That's when appointment IS.  Probably won't have the weigh in until 10:15, 10:20 AM.  SO we gotta keep that in mind.  Anyway great sounds like about 15 weeks to me.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  To THE DAY.  GENIUS.  Genius AM I.  Not just the word, "Genius," as an incomplete sentence IN GENERAL.
   Seventh paragraph.  Sweet.  What's the word for Incomplete Sentence that is not coming to mind right away.  Better LTURQ.  SENTENCE FRAGMENT.  That's gotta be it.  LEMME LTURQ.  YEP SURE SEEMS LIKE SENTENCE FRAGMENT TO ME.  Seems REAL Sentence Fragment to me.  Huh.  Will King Charles rule Britain with an iron fist?  We'll just have to wait to find out.  Hmm.  What if he uses his first act as king to DISSOLVE MONARCHY.  I get the impression that won't happen because the general assumption is HE WANNA BE KING REAL BAD.  But we don't know FOR SURE whether he will Dissolve Monarchy JUST TO GO DOWN IN HISTORY BOOKS.  People would remember him then!  Which is presumably what he wants.  To be remembered.  Who wouldn't wanna be remembered.  I dunno lots of people.  Don't remember me.  I'm comfortable saying that!  Hmm.  HEY only gotta write 3+ more paragraphs.  Ideally in Oh I Don't Know TWENTY THREE MINUTES.
   Lemme crunch those numbers.  Sounds like I got close to eight minutes per paragraph.  Lemme Crunch some other numbers This Is Fun!  I'M IN THE MOOD FOR MATH PUZZLES.  You know like SIMPLE DIVISION.  Divide and conquer, that's math for ya.  Well the DIVIDE part anyway.  Conquer isn't really relevant to the field of MATHEMATICS.  Huh.  Queen was 96.  SAME AMOUNT OF TEARS QUESTION MARK AND THE... BAND HE PLAYED IN... cried.  Question Mark and the MYSTERIANS?  Something about MYSTRY.  Better LTURQ. YEP NAILED IT.  Also I assume the lead singer/band member is The Question Mark in question.  He is ALSO a Mysterian but is also concurrently explicitly independent of them because he's the most special Mysterian of all.  Yep that all seems to check out 100%.  Go figure.  Also as we all know, Question Mark wanted the song to be 69 Tears because He's A Pervert but they wouldn't let him do that.  Oh well.  That's life I guess!  Hmm got Oh I Don't Know NINETEEN MINUTES... wait, no, EIGHTEEN MINUTES... to write 2 more paragraphs.
   Good deal.  Maybe get Chicken Fricassee from Deli.  Chicken and meatballs at once.  For some reason poultry + beef sounds GREAT to me.  Probably because variety is the spice of life.  Oh okay good.  Hmm.  Maybe leaning towards kettle chips for lunch today.  Been a while since I had kettle chips as a sandwichside.  I FEEL like TWENTY is the appropriate amount calorie wise.  Don't have the bag with nutritional info on it anymore, though!  At some point I transferred REMAINING Kettle Chips into a sandwich ziplock bag.  I use the term ZIPLOCK not because it opens and closes with a zipper.  It doesn't!  You have to PRESS it closed carefully. BUT I FEEL if I called it a ziplock bag you'd know what I'm talking about more clearly.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  I should take a shower at some point.  It's THE RIGHT thing to do.  And I am nothing if not Some Guy Who Generally Would Prefer To Do The Right Thing.  Yep that checks out pretty good more or less.  I BET EXORCIST is top scariest moment of Spooky Films of all time.  Nah they probably have PSYCHO shower scene.  I personally don't find it that scary BUT I feel like they'll want to err on the side of CINEMATIC HISTORY.  Either way both will be in the top 5.
   What else is up and crap.  One paragraph to go.  And if we're measuring it in the context we were a paragraph or two ago-- gonna wanna finish this paragraph in Oh I Don't Know EIGHT OR NINE MINUTES.  Good deal!  What else is up.  Are all those people who kept saying God Save The Queen disillusioned with God now?  HE DIDN'T SAVE HER THIS TIME.  Some food for thought there.  Does Queen get to go to special section of Heaven?  My guess is probably that'd be my guess.  But surprinsgly it's a special WORSE section of Heaven.  Oh didn't see that coming.  Hmm.  In addition to taking one less walk today I will do roughly TEN less sets of sit-up/push-ups.  We're talkin TWENTY FIVE instead of normal THIRTY FIVE.  Oh sounds like I'd be doing about 5/7 overall.  YES EXACTLY.  So that's good.  Look is Question Mark really spelled, "?"?  YES I strongly believe so.  So that's important.  Huh.  I'll be back tonight.

on the other hand shut up

    Hello friends!  Later into the night than normal.  We're talkin' I had dinner half an hour later than normal on account of Delivery Coming Late.  I capitalized the words, "Delivery Coming Late," probably for some Legitimate Reason.  Anyway.  Bison burger!  A dozen kettle chips!  Had cheez its with turkey sand beforehand.  ALL CAUGHT UP ARE WE???  More or less.  Gonna suck on chocolate lollipop now.  Watched the first 10 minutes of 101 Frights At The Cinema series.  So far ABOUT WHAT I EXPECTED.  Anyway the DOJ FIRED BACK at Judge Canon.  Either with AN APPEAL or a THREAT TO APPEAL.  I don't have all the details in front of my but whatever they're doing I assume they're doing it to the best of their abilities.  That'd be my instinct of what to do if I were them.  And maybe I AM THEM.  No wait no.  I'm actually quite confident I Am Not Them but rather I Am Me.  Everything seems to point to that as a basic truth.
   Hmm.  Thinking about aiming for 2 beers PRE-RecessWalk and ZERO beer afterwards.  We'll see how it all, "Shakes," out though!  What else is good news.  I think Steve Bannon be going to jail!  I dunno why I feel that way.  Just kinda seems like It's His Turn.  Anyway no Mets game tonight.  THREE episodes into Penultimate Tales Crypt season.  MAN OH MAN I just got a JOLT of Excitement thinking about wrapping back around to Season I Episode I of Tales In The Crypt.  ONLY 2-4 days away I guess!  WOW BLAST AND A HALF COMING IN MY GENERAL DIRECTION.  Also why General Dimension.  Coming my SPECIFIC Direction.  My EXACT direction.  It's coming right at me is the point AND I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF IT.  Hmm.  What kinda chores I got tomorrow.  Super Market delivery between 10:00-12:00.  Assuming I get up at reasonable time, my Entryin' shouldn't be clunked up but it's possible my walks will be clunked up.  Either skip a walk AGAIN or there's some CrunchTime that I'm not 100% comfortable with!  OH WELL.  It's a fair trade off because I GET SUPPLIES.  FOOD AND DRINK SUPPLIES.  Possibly some other supplies.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE I think everything is either Food and/or Drink.
   Third paragraph.  Still going Lollipop Strong.  Not great grammar there.  But all the words are right and/or in the correct spirit of things.  It's just some words might be missing and the words there may be better re-arranged.  Oh well too late to go back now.  Probably.  Mmm chewing on lollipop.  Think my upcoming indulgence snack will probably be Toasting a Slice of OLD FANGLED French Toast.  Anyway.  Any other countries (or KINGDOMS) in Europe that still have monarchies?  Better LTURQ.  I know across the world we still got EMPEROR in JAPAN.  Lemme LTURQ for White People though.  YEAH there's a bunch of kingdoms and mixed doms and whatknot but it turns out I Don't Care Enough To Care.  So that's good.  If I were King Charles first thing I do is LEGALIZE IT.  It meaning Marijuana.  Gotta imagine if he REALLY wanted to do that the ruling class would shrug and be like I GUESS we can accommodate that... right?  Just throwing that out there!
   Hmm.  How much of being Supreme Monarch in Britain is  Sitting On A Throne.  I know there's the stereotype-- at least in MY brain-- that in the middle ages the daily schedule of King or Queen was just sitting at Big Throne and intermittently they bring people in to talk to you while you're on the BIG THRONE and you  take care of business that way.  I feel like that might not be an up-to-date set up though.  It may have never been the set up.  Obviously thrones are real and important but the way it works that they're just sitting there 14 hours a day may be not entirely accurate.  Oh well what can ya do.  Also I feel like BASED ON ABSOLUTELY NOTHING thrones leaned more into Looking Fancy than FEELING comfortable.  Wow gold and diamonds and silver, nice impressive looking throne. ...But what's it worth if it's hard on your butt.  You wanna throne that's CUSHIONY AS SHIT.  You're King and/or Queen GO WITH WHAT FEELS GOOD TO YOU.  People will RESPECT YOU EVEN MORE.  Because YOU KNOW WHAT YOU LIKE and you're GOING FOR IT.
   Penultimate paragraph of the Act III Part I.  Halfway into Beer #1.  Maybe I drink 1.5 beeers before recess.  Save .5 beer until after recess.  WOW SOUNDS GOOD.  Also is there some rule where if you get off the throne for one reason or another, if another person sits in the throne, now they're in charge?  My guess is probably not.  But it's possible it could propose SOME legal gray areas where Throne Sitters suddenly have more rights and power than they should, even if it doesn't mean they're complete monarchs.  It HELPS them get ahead just not SO FAR AHEAD that they usurp power absolutely.  You know that sort of thing.  It would be tempting to have white chocolate raspberry bar tonight.  VERY would be tempting.  Hmm.  I lost track of what I was talking about.  Which is usually for the best.  Because usually whatever I'm talking about is Dumb.  So starting over CAN ONLY BE GOOD.  Unless it's dumb too.  NO WORSE THOUGH. 
   One more paragraph before Break!  So that's good I guess.  What else is going on and crap.  Today turned out to be a decent day.  I found out I gained several pounds more than even the amount I thought I'd be at and not be happy with.  BUT SUCH IS LIFE.  Going forward I feel POSITIVE about my chances at leveling off and being healthy about it and crap.  Also gotta imagine a lot of this weight is MUSCLE.  I do SITEM UPS.  I do PUSHEM UPS.  That's lots of muscle in the key areas right there.  The arms.  And the torso area I wanna say.  Anyway the good news is I FORGET.  No mini black and whites for upcoming breakfasts.  No rainbow sprinkle cookie!  Just ONE small-hearty brownie for a SINGLE breakfast.  IF IT WAS THE AMOUNT OF CALORIES I LIKE FOR BREAKFAST I'D HAVE GOTTEN 2 or 4.  IT'S A BIT MUCH.  But once a week I WILL HAVE A BLAST WITH THIS.  That's just the reality of the world we live in these days.  Oh good that reality sounds pretty good!  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.

   HEY!  Had delicious slice of Freedom Toast.  Very happy with it!  It was not just better than Nothing but it was better than ANY ALTERNATIVES.  I think I got more of a blast out of it than I would have had if I had any other leading contender for Snack I Just Consumed!  So that's good.  Now we got about 25% of a beer left for this act.  Then oh I don't know SEA SALT CARAMEL HEALTH ICE CREAM BAR at bed time?  Is bedtime one word?  Survey says... YES.  Bedtime is one thing but have you heard the good news about a SleepClock?  What you mean like some sort of Alarm?  Sort of!  Close enough I guess!  So you HAVE heard of it.  That caught me off guard!  Anyway.  Probably just gonna go straight to bed when I'm done here.  Start the process of falling asleep for 5-15 minutes before eating SEA SALT CARAMEL Health Ice Cream Bar though.  WOW I'm gonna get a real kick out of Going To Sleep.  That's been pretty consistent the last week or three.  LOVE ME SOME BEDTIME.
   Three paragraphs to go.  HOW TALL was Queen Elizabeth At Her Oldest.  I feel like they may have been under five feet.  Let's LTURQ.  I'M SEEING A LOT OF CONTRADICTING REPORTS.  They are all consistent though in Tellling Me I'm Wrong.  Shortest report I saw was maybe as low as 5'1 and that's OUT OF THE ORDINARY for these reports.  I SAY IT'S A SCAM.  SHE WAS 4'11 at her DeathAge.  This is a hill I'm willing to die on!  I'm willing to die ON ANY HILL.  YA GOTTA BE IN IT TO WIN IT.  If you're on a hill you're not willing to die on YOU'RE GONNA BE LIVING YOUR WHOLE LIFE AFRAID.  You know that sort of thing.  I'd die in a valley, sure.  At least I'm going out ON TOP.  Not GEO-LOGICALLY ON TOP.  Valley is Lower Down not Higher Up.  But in terms of Fun Human Experience, if I die in a valley AT LEAST I KNOW MY LAST MOMENTS WERE SPECIAL.  Not sure what that means.  POSSIBLY SOMETHING THOUGH.  So that'd be good.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Alright!  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  The wide world of sports got a little narrower today with the death of Queen Elizabeth I Wanna Say The 2nd.  Gotta imagine she was into ROWING or something.  CANOEING.  SHE'S INTO THE WATER SPORTS IS THE POINT.  BY WHICH I MEAN ROWING.  Get your mind OUT OF THE GUTTER.  The point is man oh man am I gonna be going to bed in like 20 minutes from now.  Maybe 20 minutes from 2 minutes ago.  You might call it 18 minutes from now.  I dunno how you CONCEPTUALIZE TIME!  That's YOUR problem, not mine!  So that's good.  Presumably I'm having a balanced breakfast tomorrow.  Probably aim to have FROSTED FLAKES the healthier alternative to Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  LET'S DO THINGS ON TE UP AND UP.  Eat the healthier sugar cereal.  STILL GOT TEM TOASTER BREAKFAST PASTRY POCKETS.  Man oh man is that gonna be a blast and a half.  Or two blasts.  I guess a full two blasts.  You put one in each of the two toaster holes.  Then after heating up enough it they BLAST UP OUT OF THE TOASTER.
   Last paragraph.  Good deal.  What's up and crap.  The point is maybe I'm into water sports but I think that just means using Supersoakers RESPONSIBLY and SAFELY and NOT WITH PEE but with REGULAR WATER. ...Then again I never THOUGHT about using pee with super soakers.  Now that I'm thinking about it THAT RAISES THE STAKES A BIT.  You get squirted with water SO WHAT IF ANYTHING THAT'S KIND OF PLEASANT.  Someone Super Soaks you with Pee NOW YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM.  This just got REAL real fast.  Unless it's YOUR pee.  Somehow you trade pees such that the pee you're in risk of is your own.  Which is still NEGATIVE but not as bad if it were someone else's.  Probably.  I'd rather get soaked in my own pee than pretty much 85% of the rest of the population's urine.  THAT'S HOW I FEEL.  Anyway.  That's gotta be it for today.  I'll see ya'll tomorrow!

-10:12 P.M.

Wednesday, September 7, 2022

I Don't Feel So Good

    Hey!  Zero minutes behind schedule today.  Zero minutes ahead of schedule!  BUT schedule will be interrupted.  I got up early to retrieve laundry from laundromat but it wasn't ready yet!  Gonna write Act I, take Walk II, and then go to laundromat.  BETTER BE READY THEN.  Then I can presumably fit in Walk III normally OR maybe 5-10 minutes behind schedule and delay my Dad's walk by, five to ten minutes like I said!  Either way I THINK I can get around to doing everything.  GOTTA BE HOME 3-5 PM to accept Amazon Fresh.  Gonna get up real early tomorrow to fit in normal amount of walks and entry on account of ENDOCRINE APPOINTMENT in late morning.  I THINK if I get up early enough EVERYTHING WILL WORK OUT FINE.  So that's that.  All caught up!  Lunch probably gonna be chicken parm and if not TURKEY SAND.  I think I heard Carmella Soprano call sandwiches Sands at some point.  So that's where I picked that up.  Carmella Soprano.  I assume she got that name because she loves caramels.
   Also she loves Tony Soprano.  Took his name when she married him!  That was part of the deal!  What else is up.  Sure I did some NightMight snacking but I can't remember what or how much.  Had 2 slices of Old Fashioned Freedom Toast for breakfast.  Put those suckers in the Toaster.  AT TWO.  The level of Toasting in Toaster.  I think it goes up to 5 or 6.  I WAS HAPPY with the degree of Toastiness.  Also I once poured champagne into the toaster but I don't think it got the joke.  That never happened.  Oh okay good I was worried there for a second.  Hmm.  Laundromat people don't speak English!  I call 'em up and they have no idea what I'm saying.  NOT A FAN.  I'm okay with people not speaking English in general!  In fact I ENCOURAGE IT.  But when it mildly inconveniences me that's where I draw the line!  So that's good.  NOT HAPPY that hits person appeared to speak Spanish while the other person from yesterday appeared to be of SOUTH ASIAN descent.  And spoke corresponding language.  PICK ONE LANGUAGE you understand.  At least give me comfort of mind that you can understand EACH OTHER.
   Hmm.  Not taking off my shirt this period between walks to do sit-ups.  Not exactly sure why.  I think I'm not gonna rip the back of this shirt for some reason or another.  Maybe I'm right!  IS IT WORTH THE RISK THOUGH.  Probably not.  Oh good okay.  How's Trump Stealing Nuclear Secrets saga going.  Gonna develop into even worse Headline Saga.  What's worse than nuclear secrets.  AN EVEN BIGGER BOMB WE DON'T KNOW ABOUT SECRETS.  Only thing bigger than Nuclear Weapons that I can think of is Some Kind Of Death Star.  Maybe Trump was building a Death Star.  Nah I think we'd know about it.   Not necessarily.  You've heard of The Space Force.  That's just a COVER STORY.  Really building a Death Star!  Seems to make sense.  Look if someone is gonna do a DR EVIL and hold the planet ransom by threatening to destroy it Gotta be Trump who does it, right?  Maybe that's what the world we live in really is more or less.  AS THE FBI AGENT SAID TO TRUMP NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE>
   Fourth paragraph!  Just put in half of my order for upcoming Fresh Direct.  We're talkin' goin back to HEARTY Health Bread.  Oh great.  We're talkin' added Rainbow Sprinkle Cookie!  Presumably gettin' 2 breakfasts out of that!  WOW.  Anyway speaking of FOOD the National Food Of The Tomorrow is... NOTHING.  Nothing to celebrate tomorrow.  Better think of something to celebrate myself.  Breaded Chicken Cutlets.  Oh okay.  I was thinking about stuff I'd like to eat for dinner tonight presumably earlier.  Thought of breaded chicken cutlet dinner/sandwich!  NOPE.  Got chicken parm today or tomorrow.  NO DOUBLING UP ON CHICKEN FOR ME!  Either way I'll get around to breaded chicken cutlet at some point, don't you worry about me.  Huh.  Listening to NEW MUSIC DAILY playlist.  They update it every day and I won't be able to listen to entire 5 hours in one day.  OH WELL.  I guess I'll just have to miss the last portion of the playlist!  Or pick it up tomorrow where I left off today and hope against hope that end of the playlist is more or less the same as it would have been today!
   FIFTH paragraph!  AMAZING.  OH I know why I didn't take off my shirt.  It's my All You Need Is Love shirt.  If I took it off I'd be EXPLICITLY abandoning love!  THE LOVE I NEED.  Anyway I don't like this phrase!  WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE EVEN LOVE.  Kinda sounds like you're rubbing it in.  Rubbing SALT in my Loveless Wound.  Presumably for some good reason but IT'S LOST ON ME.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  Got a snack coming my way BEFORE lunch.  WOW now you're talking my language.  Eating Things.  It's the universal language!  Maybe while trying to communicate with Laundromat Employee I should try to contextualize things in terms of FOOD and DINING.  IF MY LAUNDRY WAS A HAMBURGER AND YOU WANTED TO TAKE IT OUT OF THE CAFETERIA WHEN IT WAS COOKED FOR YOU when exactly would that be.  Hmm.  Now I want a hamburger.  That's my main takeaway from that joke.  Anyway about halfway into the act.  Time to get some coffee.  Good deal!
   HEY!  Just impulse poured a little bit of fat free coffee mate into coffee.  WELL I poured the coffee INTO IT.  Poured the cream in FIRST.  Anyway DELICIOUS.  How much time do I have ideally to fit in the next 5 paragraphs.  Well every minute counts but let's say if I get it done in 35 minutes that'd be pretty good. OK let's say that.  REMIND ME TO SAY IT LATER.  I don't have time to say it now but I'll get around to it in a little bit.  HMM what if I got CHEESE instead of a DELI MEAT for a sandwich.  GRILL THAT CHEESE real good.  I've never made grilled cheese.  I NEVER WILL make grilled cheese.  I feel if I put cheeze on toast that's halfway there.  Either way I'm not gonna do that.  So that's good.  I dunno.  Maybe get 2 hot dogs for dinner tonight and chicken pot pie for tomorrow.  THINKIN it's probably gonna be Deli Delivery.  Feels like it's just about time for such a thing.
  Seventh paragraph!  Sweet.  Hmm.  Talking about sandwiches and hot dogs maybe I DO WANT TURKEY SAND for today.  What could my side be.  A LITTLE BIT MORE TURKEY SANDWICHES?  Nope!  Don't have any more turkey.  OR any more bread.  I can get a turkey sandwich from SUBWAY.  Have about a fifth of that.  Hmm better look into that one.  HEY I better look into whether Subway has any great SEASONAL or PROMOTIONAL items these days.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE not seeing anything up my alley.  They have a SUPER promotional DOZEN items.  Subway Series.  ALL LOOK GREAT but way too indulgent for my delicate sensibilities.  So that's good and crap.  I dunno.  WHO CAN I LOG A COMPLAINT WITH to complain that subway dot com doesn't have MENU.  You click on MENU you gotta enter in your address and/or pick a store with store locator.  ALREADY you lost me.  But FINE.  I'll PLAY ALONG.  I did all that.  STILL LED TO NO MENU.  It's almost like THEY DON'T WANT US TO KNOW their crappy food options.
   That can't be right. CAN'T BE WRONG EITHER.  Sure it can be.  WELL FINE MAYBE but it can ALSO BE RIGHT in that case.  Sure that makes sense I guess.  Three paragraphs to go.  Lets say Ideally in about 24... NO 22 minutes.  Give myself that bonus 2 minutes real good.  Hmm what are the odds I can finish 3 paragraphs thusly.  Seven minutes a paragraph!  A little bit into this paragraph already SO THAT'S GOOD.  OH HEY great new thing I'm expecting from Amazon Fresh.  Why it's only frozen already-made ice cream cones from the brand that brought me GOOD Ice Cream Sandwich.  20 calories more than a good ice cream sandwich but LOOKS LIKE IT MAY JUST BE WORTH IT.  What flavor is this.  Some kind of chocolate.  DOUBLE chocolate somehow.  Forget how.  Lemme LTURQ.  Chocolate Ice cream topped with RICH Fudge Sauce and "More chocolatey goodness at the bottom."  NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS.  Kinda feels like THEY'RE not even sure what that means.  Anyway the chocolate fudge sauce ya KINDA lost me there.  Ultimately I'll probably dig it but fudge sauce IN GENERAL kinda wouldn't want that.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act.  Good deal!  Two Mets games today.  Lemme LURQ what times.  12:35 and 6:35.  WOW 12:35 will be taking place during ACT II!  Figure I could pause that and watch some of it after my shower.  So that's good.  Hopefully that doesn't effect their game.  What doesn't effect their game.  Me watching LIVE.  Not sure how that would effect their game.  THEY'RE PROFESSIONALS.  So that's good I guess.  What else do I got going on.  15 minutes to write 1.5 paragraphs.  WOW sounds like I got about 10 minutes a paragraph.  Gonna have to crunch those numbers and get back to you later.  I won't remember to get back to you later.  FINE I'll crunch the numbers no-- OKAY checks out EVERYONE HAPPY?  What else is going on and crap.  What are the odds they tell me laundry still ain't ready.  I'm gonna say 20-25%.  Let's say 22.5%.  I'M NOT COMFORTABLE WITH THAT.  Sure I am.  INTERESTING COUNTERPOINT.
   Just accepted Medication Delivery.  Almost forgot about that!  Didn't take a ritalin this morning.  At this point probably gonna skip today completely.  I was WONDERING if something felt off this morning.  I don't think anything felt off.  It occurred to me to WONDER if it was though.  Kinda feels like wondering if something felt off implies Something Felt Off.  WRONG.  I can't explain how you're wrong JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  If I HAD IT I might try ice cream cone as SandwichSide.  85% odds I WON'T HAVE IT IN TIME THOUGH.  Let's say 80% odds.  I feel VERY comfortable saying 80% odds.  Huh.  OK I know why I'm hesitant about chocolate fudge sauce in general but not so much with this.  HOT FUDGE SAUCE IS USUALLY HOT.  THIS ISN'T HOT. FROZEN.  I'll eat some FROZEN chocolate, "SAUCE."  Oh okay as the FBI Agent said to the former president Now It All Makes Sense.  Gonna take my walk now.  Be back soon!

I Don't See Why Not

    Hey!  Back from laundromat.  They had my clothes ready this time around!  Amazing.  If I could finish this act in 35 minutes that'd be Gravy.  40 minutes would be pretty good.  45 minutes wouldn't be so bad!  So that's where I'm at right now.  Thinking about chicken parm for lunch.  Thinking about LOTS Of things.  Like upcoming snack in an hour an 15 minutes.  Could be dependable granola bar.  Could be keto bar!  PROBS one of those.  I got that from Carmella Soprano.  She says PROBS when she means PROBABLY.  Also I think there's only one, "L," in Carmela Soprano.  Too bad we have no way of knowing.  Chicken Parm.  Phicken Carm.  That'd be a fun, "G," rated exploitiving.  PHiCKIN.  Maybe that's, "PG."  It BRINGS TO MIND the word fuckin'.  So that's good.  Gotta add everything to Super Market order.  For some reason when I added a bunch o stuff earlier it didn't go through!  I'm feeling GOOD about the chances the stuff will go through next time.  VERY confident.  WELL I DUNNO ABOUT VERY.  87.5% confident.  SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TO ME.  We can round that to 100% and we can round THAT to 1000%! 
   Four paragraphs to go for daytime day!  No coffee creamer for 2nd cup of coffee. It was a one time thing!  So that's good!  Two For The Show is next up in Tales In The Crypt.  That's an okay episode!  Not my favorite but it gets the job done!  Also half of it takes place on a train.  I LIKE TRAINS.  Well not really.  I like RIDING in trains.  I like the INTERIOR of trains.  But trains going by and shit from the outside NO THANKS.  However Riding In Trains is a blast and a half.  ESPECIALLY when you're sitting sideways or backwards.  Backwards is the dream!  Ideally where there's WINDOWS and you can see THE LANDSCAPE go by backwards.  Man oh man I wish I was sitting backwards on the LIRR going from Manhattan into my Stop in Bayside Queens.  Especially if it's early in the day.  Maybe it was during summer school or something.  So I get off at 12:00 or 1 PM.  Well that's great.  I may never ride a train again!  By the time I'm done being careful about Pandemic TRAINS WILL BE OBSOLETE.  DANGIT.  I could always AMASS A FORTUNE and INSTITUTE MY OWN TRAIN.  Gotta imagine if I'm rich enough and have a big enough Home Property I can have a train circle around it.
   YEAH.  Three paragraphs to go.  NEW YORK IS MY CITY AND I CAN RIDE TRAIN AROUND IT.  FOR NOW.  Huh.  I don't think I'm being offensive or controversial when I say Some Trains Are Better Than Others.  I'm just saying what we're all thinking!  Hmm.  Also, ya know what?  If it's not VERY crowded and you're packed in like ANCHOVIES standing on a train isn't so bad either!  Especially if you hold on to Subway Pole.  Is it covered in disease and filfth?  YES MOST LIKELY.  But how many chances are you gonna get to have to hold onto a pole?  MANY if you're a stripper.  But that's not a FEASIBLE OUTCOME for many of our lives.  I guess if you're giving it away for free no one's gonna STOP you from working a pole.  Then again there's only so many poles out there.  People are gonna wanna maximize PROFIT and/or VALUE.  If no one wants you on a pole MOVE ALONG someone else can work this pole a lot better.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Hey at this rate I'm gonna do everything On Schedule.  No pushing back my Dad's walk 5 or 10 or ANYTHING minutes!  Sweet.  Here's a joke.  How many poles does it take to change a lightbulb.  WRONG POLES YOU IDIOT.  I'll never say that again sure.  Well I'm gonna be alive for another fifty years.  Odds are I say that again three or four times as the over/under I'd say.  What else is going on and crap.  Let's aim to shave myself today.  I can do it!  Gonna be crappy to HAVE TO DO IT for 5 or 10 minutes.  But if I JUST HOLD MY BREATH that amount of time then I will suffocate or something.  WAY too long to go without breathing.  I think I'd ultimately SURVIVE.  I'd pass out before I die and once I pass out probably will start breathing again inadvertently.  So I guess there's no HARM in it.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Got a solid TWELVE minutes to write on more paragraph and be back when my Dad ideally would wanna take his walk.  WOW IT'S AM EMBARRASSMENT OF AN ABUNDANCE OF RICKES.
   So let's do that.  I wonder if laundromat people can speak to each other.  I think one spoke Spanish an another one was South Asian.  What is this THE OUTCOME of the tower of Babel?  I dunno if that's an accurate reference.  I get that it's IN THE SPIRIT of an accurate reference.  The exact implications of that being an accurate interpretation of the facts though I'M NOT 100% POSITIVE about.  So that's good.  Let's see what else is going on.  Dependable Granola bar might be my best option for upcoming snack.  Then I can have delicious keto bar brownie as FUTURE snack between lunch and dinner.  WOW.  What else is going on and crap.  Guess I'll fast forward through TWO Mets games today.  MAYBE EVEN WATCH a half inning or two Regularly.  So that's something to look forward to if your standards of looking forward to something are generally pretty low.  Not gonna be that great.  But for ME, in MY LIFE, it's relatively NOT SO BAD.  Hmm.  I guess that's it for now.  I'll be back tonight and write some decent stuff presumably!  WOW I finished this act with FOUR MINUTES to spare!  See ya later.

i'll be on the lookout

    Hi friends!  Got cherry lollipop going on right now.  LOVE IT.  I didn't go with it just because I felt might as well take care of a colored lollipop.  For BALANCED RESERVES sake.  NO.  I wanted Cherry Red and I GOT IT.  AND GUESS WHAT it's more delicious than I could have ever imagined.  Well now I could easily imagine it This Delicious.  Cause it is.  Easy to imagine the truth for most people!  So that's good.  Shove myself a couple of hours ago.  TOOK ALL OF FOUR MINUTES.  I gotta remember that for future times I wanna shave.  If I remember to tell myself I'll have it done INSIDE of 5 minutes then I wouldn't keep putting it off so much!  SURE I had to plug  shaver into charger for 20 seconds several hours BEFOREHAND.  I have to do LOTS of things for 20 seconds all the time!   Not that big a deal!  Whatelse.  Had chicken parm for lunch.  Had pizza for dinner.  We're talkin 2 slice-- one garlic anchovie and one garlic onion.  IN REVERSE ORDER though.  I HAD THE ONE WIT ONION FIRST go figure.  Anyway.  Gonna be having 2 beers PRE Recess Walk.  60%  a  beer POST recess walk.
   Amazing.  Just ALMOST bit down on lollipop.  I stopped myself literally JUST in time before I passed the point of no return and ruined the lollipop for Sucking.  WHEW.  I could get some more Sucking out of this experience.  It'd be pretty foolish to bite down and not do all the sucking I have the capabilities for!  So that's good.  Took backwards ParkWalk for my most recent walk.  I LIKE IT.  Maybe do backwards StreetWalk coming up.  Maybe lots of things.  Like that.  And maybe NOT that. ...Those are pretty much the two things I can choose from.  Hmm.  WHAT THE FUCK.  Non tootsie roll in the middle of this tootsie pop!  I've seen that before.  It's just the candy lollipop shell and then a missing piece in the middle.  THIS TIME there's MORE CANDY LOLLIPOP IN TE MIDDLE.  It's not a COMPLETE scam.  I am getting MORE CANDY LOLLIPOP out of the deal.  But obviously I'd rather have the tootsie pop in the middle.  Oh well.  Life is ruined.
   Yeah!  Thinking about having Ice Cream Cone Thing for upcoming snack and then Bedtime snack will be Cinnamon Toast Crunk bar instead of an ice cream deal type thing deal then.  Sounds reasonable.  BEYOND reasonable.  Sounds DOWNRIGHT PLAUSIBLE.  So I got that going for me or something.  I forget what I  was talking about.  Probably something about ice cream.  Hmm.  ANTI-ice cream.  I was talking about ice cream but in a negative sense.  That I'd be foregoing ice cream.  BUT WAIT overall it's good.  I'm foregoing a SMALLER ice cream later in exchange for BETTER ICE CREAM SOONER.  Wow.  Sooner AND better?  That sounds Off The Charts positive!  Guess we're gonna have to expand our charts.  I assume this is a Microsoft Excel deal we're talking about.  Microsoft Excel but Apple Pretty Nifty Too.  Anyone ever make the connection between NFTS and the word NIFTY yet?  Because if no one has I'd like to suggest myself To Be The Guy Who Does That. 
   Okay.  Hmm.  Halfway through Act III Part I. IN terms of paragraphs.  If you know a better way to measure Acts I'd like to hear it!  Not NOW.  Submit it to me in writing and I'll read it within 5-10 business days.  Also I'll never get back to you.  I WILL read it.  Within a week or two.  BUT don't expect any sort of follow up.  Just take pleasure and/or solace in the fact that I Will Eventually Read It.  Sounds fair.  Not sure what either of us get out of the deal.  But let's do it anyway!  What else.  Just watched the Tales In The Crypt with MISSUS ELVIS PRESLEY.  Also even once I figured out she was Elvis' wife I kinda figured she'd be his third wife or something.  Turns out THEY were ONE AND DONE for each other!  Unless she got married afterwards.  BETTER LTURQ INQUIRING MINDS (mine) WILL WANT TO KNOW.  WOW lots of relationships NO MARRIAGES.  This is good stuff.  No it isn't.  Interesting counterpoint.  Finished my beer #1.  This is good stuff!  Yes drinking beer is good stuff, that checks out no doubt.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I!  What a wonderful day it's been.  There's the part where Kinda feels like somewhere in the middle was Some Decent.  Also some negative at other points In The Middle.  Look if you're gonna be alive during the Middle Of Days you're gonna have some Decent and you're gonna have some Indecent.  Part of the territory!  Hmm. MAN OH MAN there's a new SHUTTER series about the 101 scariest horror movie moments ever.  ONE EPISODE of FOURTY FIVE MINUTE OR SO QUANTITY is up.  FOURTY SIX MINUTES.  Wow they threw in a bonus minute Just For Me!  The point is that sounds right up someone's alley POSSIBLY MINE.  So that's good.  WOW I wonder how many MOMENTS are in each 46 minute episode.  I'm gonna guess Oh I Don't know IS IT SOMETHING THAT'S AN INTEGER FACTOR OF 101?  Seems like a reasonable question to ask.  Assuming I've got my Math Figures correct.  So that's good.  What else is crap and shit. 
   Last paragraph of Act III Part I!  Holy boy what good stuff.  Maybe SWAP ice cream cone and cinnamon toast crunk bar.  Have ice cream cone at bed time!  BED TIME SURE HOW ABOUT THAT.  What's going on again.  Swap Paws.  Oh okay now I see.  Prissilla Presley's character goes LAS VEGAS IS FOR CHUMPS in Tales In The Crypt which I assume is tongue-in-cheek because he PAST HUSBAND (Real Life Version) WORKED IN VEGAS LIKE A DOG trying to entertain the chumps.  Also dogs work hard apparently?  That's what the phrase seems to imply!  I woulda thought being a dog was pretty easy to do.  Guess it's harder than it looks!  Goooo figure.  Anyway just about time to take Recess Walk.  Walk myself.  LIKE A DOG.  But also like a human.  Somewhere inbetween is the sweet spot! ...Wait.  No.  Just Being Human is the sweet spot.  I wanna be ZERO percent dog.  Well maybe 10% dog.  I'd take being 10% dog over 0% dog if I could choose.  So that's good.  I'm gonna go now!  Be back soon.

   Hey.  Had cinnamon toast crunch bar!  Not as good as I remember.  Kind of a weird aftertaste!  I got too used to golden graham bar which is 30 more calories and YOU CAN TASTE TE DIFFERENCE.  So that's good!  Gonna have fun presumably delicious ice cream cone soon.  Let's say probably around fourty minutes from this very moment.  Maybe Thirty minutes!  Thirty and Flirty!  Which is a rhyming phrase I heard somewhere.  Probably from someone who was in their thirties. And/or Flirty.  Either way got 60% of a stale beer to drink.  Delicious it'll cover up weird cereal bar aftertaste.  Anyway gonna be getting up at 7:15 AM or so tomorrow.  Assuming I get up when I wanna get up.  Which I wanna do!  I wanna do what I wanna do!  And you can take that to some bank.  Whichever one is most convenient for you.  What else is up and crap.  Mets won both of their baseball games today.  Maybe they had a third unpublicized baseball game too.  Hopefully they won that as well!
   Three paragraphs to go!  Cinnamon Toast Crunch bar still generally a positive experience.  Maybe only 5 out of 10 Bar.  Better than Frosted Flake Bar which is a 2 out of 10 experience.  DISGUSTING.  Hey what else is up and bullshit.  Presumably having balanced breakfast tomorrow morning.  Presumably having cinnamon toast crunch cereal and not frosted flakes cereal.  COULD be either one though.  As CEREAL I'm still happy with either one!  WHAT ELSE can I say that will bring my closer to Going To Sleep.  Look ice cream is great.  But it's NOTHING to SLEEP.  Well it's SOMETHING to sleep.  They are on the same level of Greatness.  BUT SLEEP IS EVEN BETTER.  Let's talk about it.  WHY WE ALREADY DID.  Oh okay great.  I guess tomorrow is turkey sand for lunch! WHAT KIND OF LUNCHSIDE?  Sandwichside.  Hmm.  Probably a SaltSide.  Like a cheez-it.  That'd be my first guess!  OR how about some delicious cardboard wafer cookies.  We're talkin EIGHT OF THEM is appropriate calorie wise.  WOW EIGHT.  THAT'S ALMOST AS HIGH AS TWELVE.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Good deal.  Maybe I just have your standard health ice cream bar or something tonight at bedtime.  Ice cream cone'll run ya 70-80 more calories!  Which I MADE UP FOR by having CTC Bar just now instead of something more indulgent.  BUT IF I DON'T NEED the 70-80 BonusCalories then WHY BOTHER.  POCKET EM FOR SOME RAINIER DAY.  Or just LOSE 1/50th of a pound or something.  Hmm how much would 75 calories be in terms of Pound Losing.  70 calories is 1/50th of a pound.  WOW I NAILED IT and also IT'S VERY EASY ROUND NUMBERS.  Well the zero at least.  Seven isn't very round at all!  Sure seems to be straight lines to me.  Dangit!  Just finished beer #2.6.  Wonderful.  Didn't pee my pants EXPLICITLY on my most recent NightWalk.  Delightful.  Hmm it appears I'm not even up to the final paragraph yet.  Whatta gyp!  HMM maybe I have coffee ice cream bar for third night in a row.  Maybe some sort of CHOCOLATE and/or FUDGE health ice cream bar but NOT THE CONE TING.  Okay that's it I'm done with this paragraph SEE YOU IN HELL
   Wow!  Just had a tiny kit kat cube and a small cardboard wafer cookie.  Did I need to have them NO.  Did I enjoy them YES.  Would I do it again NO  Would I do them again YES.  The point is I REGRET NOTHING.  Except for about 60% of my life.  BUT A SOLID AMOUNT OF MY LIFE turns out wasn't completely a bust.  So that's good.  HEY I'm mere sentences away from Moving On With My Life In The Only Way I Know How To Going To Sleep.  I BETTER have some eggos in the freezer that's all I can say.  I think I have a full or practically full box of blueberry eggo.  Possible NO SUCH BOX EXISTS.  Only one way to find out.  Probably a few different ways.  I can check Online Receipts without getting up.  I can check freezer without having to use computer.  Two good easy ways off the top of my head.  So that's good or whatever I guess.  WELL I'm done once and forall.  Hmm I could always take Tomorrow off.  So I don't need to get up MAGA Early.  Great now people are gonna google MAGA and find this website.  Then they'll be unentertained and wanna kill me TWO TIMES OVER.  In fact I bet they can find 5-7 reasons to kill me.  So that's fun.  I'll be back tomorrow I guess!  See ya.

-10:30 P.M.
 

Tuesday, September 6, 2022

Everything Seems To Be In Order

    Hey!  About 10 minutes behind schedule.  Got up early to take clothes to laundromat.  Then took a quick Twitter break.  Then took a walk.  Then I'm here.  Then NO MORE that's it.  Went to a new laundromat!  If I wanted same day pick up AS I DID I'd have to wait until tonight. So I'm picking it up tomorrow morning instead.  Wow what a great story.  Lady who works their didn't speak great English but apparently just good enough that everything seems to be in order presumably!  So that's good.  How much time do I have to work with this morning to avoid CrunchTime.  A little bit of CrunchTime but mostly everything should be relatively easily FitIn.  Assuming something doesn't interrupt me!  So that's good.  Hmm just had the urge to have something interrupt me.  I can't have it, that's why I want it so much!  Met game at 6:40 PM I wanna say.  Maybe 6:35 PM.  Let's LTURQ.  6:35 PM.  Look it's pretty good I even got it on my second guess!  It's been an entire FOUR MINUTES since I first saw it.  Wow.  Taijuan Walker is pitching?  WOW.
   So that's good.  September sixth.  Got laundromat tomorrow morning.  That doesn't interrupt my schedule.  If anything it keeps me honest in terms of being on schedule.  Endocrine Appointment on Thursday though will clunk everything up.  Less walks.  Less convenient times for writing entry.  WAHTTA GYP.  Re-upping with medication tomorrow including Klonopin!  WOW.  I'll take that every now and then for sure!  Watched some Werewolf Concerto yesterday.  LOOK did I pay attention 100% NO OF COURSE NOT.  But did I pay attention POSSIBLY THE MOST I ever have for this episode?  KIND OF.  YES.  Definitely in the top 2 or 3 times I paid attention and VERY POSSIBLY THE MOST.  WOW!  Next is Curiosity Killed.  Which is weird because I don't think there's any cats in this episode.  There's a DOG.  But the phrase with curiosity killed is CAT right?  Hmm.  I must be missing something.  Either way eh what are ya gonna do.  Sandwich for lunch or kids chicken parm.  Right now leaning towards chicken parm!
   Third paragraph!  Had overboard NightMight snacking last night.  Around 400 calories overall.  And I ALLOT MYSELF ideally no more than 125 calories!  HEY THAT'S LIFE I GUESS.  Had Classic Breakfast for breakfast.  NO PROBLEM THERE.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Beer Lovers Day.  I LIKE beer.  I don't LOVE IT.  Not even my favorite way to absorb alcohol.  That'd be liquors!  I have positive feelings about beer but I do not LOVE it.  Hmm.  Kinda feels like they should change the national food for tomorrow in order to accommodate my feelings. THEY'RE TRYING TO CANCEL MY FEELINGS.  Not if I CANCEL THEM FIRST.  That's what SOCIETY is.  What's up.  I dunno.  Wow this new laundromat is a nice big operation.  I think they advertised they had FIFTY FIVE washers and/or dryers.  And inside the store YEP THEY'RE BIG STORE AND PACKED with washers and/or dryers.  Also they're open 24/7!  Gotta keep that in mind in case I ever wanna CHILL somewhere outside my house.  Not on my normal walk but I could walk there if I FELT like it.
   Fourth paragraph!  Gotta imagine they wouldn't let me chill there unless I'm taking care of business.  Great I'll bring half a dozen pieces of laundry and Launder That.  Hmm.  What if I just pay for a wash and have it take care of business with nothing in the machine.  I'm still giving them the same amount of money!  They'd HAVE to let me Chill there!  HMM wonder if they have a vending machine tucked away some place.  Seems plausible they might!  And if they don't I GOT A GREAT BUSINESS IDEA FOR THEM!  Vending machine tucked away some place.  Or even better-- something you see IMMEDIATELY and is EASILY ACCESSIBLE.  So that's good and whatknot.  Huh.  I dunno.  Just thought about Rainbow Sprinkle Cookie from Fresh Direct.  Not 100% sure why.  But it's hitting the spot in my Imagination.  I know why.  I just did a quick browsing for some reason and saw A Rainbow Sprinkle CAKE.  And the PICTURE looks the same as cookie.  OH THAT MAKES A TON OF SENSE for why I thought of it!  Good deal.
   Fifth paragraph!  The closest thing I could have to rainbow sprinkles today is I still have 2 100 calorie personal serving of ice cream AND a few cake cones.  Make a small ice cream cone.  No sprinkles to put on it but it might Hit some PHANTOM sprinkle taste somehow.  Oh or there's that good bakery on my walk that probably has rainbow sprinkle cookies.  That'd make a ton of sense.  Might be Covid Cookies though.  Sure I know that's not how it works.  Sure my PARENTS know that's not how it works.  But they still like to PRETEND that's how it works.  So what else is going on and crap.  Getting close to halfway through Act I.  Very close!  IN FACT if I were to say I'm halfway through Act I that's a ROUND OFF ACCEPTABLE STATEMENT.  So that's good I guess.  I dunno.  Got steak * stuffed mushroom for tonight but might be a proponent of parents getting DELI.  So I can get chicken pot pie for TOMORROW NIGHT.  I like getting chicken pot pies for future nights.  Not hot or cooked enough when they give it to you fresh!  Gotta put it on oven MYSELF.  Also if they give it to you fresh it's NOT IN OVEN SAFE CONTAINER.  Gotta get it SPECIFICALLY cold.
   YEAH.  COFFEE TIME!  At this point no one can argue with me saying we're halfway through the act.  Hmm.  Try to write 5 paragraphs in 40 minutes.  45 minutes would be okay.   FOURTY EIGHT minutes would be okay.  FIFTY TWO minutes would be okay.  You get the idea.  52 minutes would NOT be okay.  I just wanted to impress you by making you think I Have More Morning Time to spare than I really do.  Oh well cats out of the bag now.  Good for the cat.  Feels like it was gonna suffocate if it was in the bag any longer!  What else is up.  Still listening to The New Rock.  Still not having problems with one ear speaker going out.  Still being very successful getting the hang of a lot of these songs.  I see the title I CAN IMAGINE THE SONG ALREADY for half of these songs.  Well there's a sliding scale of how much I'd recognize songs.  Not as simple as Recognition or Not.  SO that's good.  Jeez.  What else is good.  If I had a sandwich for lunch what kinda sandwichside are we talking.  Could be practically anything!  OH HOLY BOY!
   Seventh paragraph.  Four paragraphs to go for Act I!  Wonder if there'll be any particularly new and particularly upsetting news today.  Seems like we got over 50% chance for a day without PARTICULARLY new AND upsetting news.  Continuation of past upsetting news sure.  Or new news that's not PARTICULARLY upsetting.  WOW today sounds GREAT theoretically.  Had delicious Coffee Chocolate Chip bar last night.  Wasn't after midnight though so I didn't celebrate TODAY Coffee Ice Cream Celebration Suggestion.  I can see having it AGAIN tonight.  It was ENJOYABLE.  LOOK I've gotten coffee ice cream bars lately relatively regularly but NOT THIS BRAND.  This Brand + This Flavor = QUITE GOOD.  So that's good news for everybody.  YASSO.  That's the brand.  NOW YOU KNOW.  Now my good deed for the day is done.  Kinda feels like I could fit in some more good deeds for the day.  I think I could aim for 4-6 Good Deeds EVERY DAY.  Now we're talking GREAT SOCIETY MEMBER.
   Eighth paragraph!  Maybe have delicious Golden Graham bar as upcoming snack in Oh I Don't Know 2 hours 15 minutes.  A LITTLE BIT ON THE INDULGENT SIDE.  It's THIRTY calories more than your standard Keto Brownie.  THEN AGAIN ya gotta with your gut on matters like this.  Probably.  Gotta go with SOMETHING.  Your gut can make a pretty strong case I feel!  How much time do I have to write 2 and 2 thirds paragraphs comfortably.  Let's say thirty five minutes is more than enough.  WOW that sounds like... more than enough, like I said...  Hmm.  Gotta keep typing things.  If I never type the rest of the 2.5 paragraphs then I'll never finish the act and then I'll never finish the entry and then I'll NEVER BE BORN.  Not sure how that works out logically/tangibly but I FEEL like that's how my life works or something.  A Star Is Bourne.  Nope that's nothing sorry.  Finished Black and whites.  That's where most of my 400 NightMight calories came from.  OH WELL I'm sure I had a blast while I was eating them. If only we can replicate that moment for the rest of my life.  WE CAN!  Just gotta order a SHIT TON of black and whites!  Oh okay that sounds good.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Hmm. What's crap and shit.  Laundromat Lady wasn't that good at English like Me am.  I think I got my messages across though.  Not sure HOW.  I say something and she doesn't understand it.  Then I say it another 3 or 4 times and she gets the point?  HOW.  I said the exact same thing more or less.  I'm not DOUBTING she got the message.  Just think it's FASCINATING that she can absorb the message by hearing the same thing a few times.  OR maybe I phrased things slightly differently What Am I a Historian.  I don't REMEMBER what I say all the time.  WHOSE GOT THE TIME.  What else is up.  God Dang endocrine appointment on Thursday.  Messes up my whole day.  I don't want my whole day to be messed up!  Sure there may be scenarios where it turns out Messed Up Day is better.  But that's probably like 5% of the time.  ONE OUT OF 20 IN OTHER WORDS.  I wouldn't count on those odds!  I wouldn't count on anything!  Grat I only gotta write 1 more paragraph!
   Sweet.  Had 2 beers last night.  Maybe aim for 2.5 beers for tonight and tomorrow.  ONE WAY TO AIM FOR.  Huh.  I guess I'll try to write this paragraph within 10 minutes.  That's pretty easy.  Easy as apple pie.  Which is easy or so I'm told!  Or So I'm Told.  I think it's just So I'm Told.  OR I could say Or So I've Been Led To Believe or something.  OR SO I'M TOLD doesn't make sense exactly.  Hmm.  Maybe watch the Lord Of The Rings crap.  I liked those movies generally the last time I went through them.  TOTALLY POSITIVELY NEUTRAL experience.  But I don't think this is made by the same people and it may not even be REAL Lord Of The Rings or something.  Better LTURQ.  HMM looks good.  I didn't read exact answers.  It's DEFINITELY in Lord Of The Rings universe.  Not sure if the plot or characters are CANON.  Anyway.  Got good reviews mostly so we'll consider watching that.  I'm using the GOLLUM we.  I feel like Gollum speaks in the Royal We because he's Two People.  If he's two people that's NOT the royal we.  Maybe it is.  I dunno.  I don't know ANYTHING.  Hmm I'll be back in a little bit.

Hey Friends, Still Here

    Hey!  Raining today.  First walk was raining lightly.  Second walk was raining lightly-moderately!  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  The point is I'll give myself a solid fourty five minutes to write this act.  More than enough in terms of keeping me on ScheduleTrack today AND in terms of I'll finish it relatively easily in that time almost most definitely.  Great!  Probably just gonna watch some Tales In The Crypt today.  Maybe try getting into some Simpsons!  I wonder what episode I'm up to.  Solid chance it's an episode I barely remember at all.  I think we're deep enough in to Simpsons that I don't know all these episodes anymore.  Oh well what can ya do.  That's a GOOD THING.  Jokes are BRAND NEW to me.  Yeah but if they were any good jokes they'd already have been made.  All the good Simpsons Jokes are already made at this point!  Last few years and the next few years going forward they're just scraping the bottom of the barrel.  Which is a Donkey Kong reference I believe.
   Four paragraphs to go.  Think I just took my last Ritalin this morning.  I'm getting more tomorrow!  But probably a couple of hours after I'd be taking Morning Pills.  EH close enough.  So I'll go a couple of hours in the morning without Ritalin.  I'll survive ALMOST Most Definitely.  Good.  Last episode of season IV of Tales In The Crypt ...is the one I am... up to.  Also season IV is the last season before Season V!  WOW GREAT STUFF.  Wearin' sweatshirt jacket while in the rain.  PRO-- hood keeps rain from hitting my vulnerable head.  CON-- too warm for weather.  PRO-- looks real snazzy.  CON-- now sweatshirt jacket is getting wet! PRO-- making good use of items I have at my disposal.  CON-- gonna be dripping on my floor a little bit between walks.  I think I covered MORE THAN ENOUGH prose and cons.  HAH.  PROSE.  Where do I come up with this stuff!  Mostly in my room.  Maybe 5% of stuff I come up with in other rooms or outside the house completely.  Oh okay that sounds reasonable.
   Three paragraphs to go.  If we get Diner Delivery maybe I get a GriddleCentric Meal with a side of Egg Whites.  So I can get right back into the swing of having some Balanced Breakfasts.  Don't really have space IN THEORY to have a Griddle Centric meal for lunch the next few days.  Although I can move things around Thusly Just So to make room.  Maybe get old fashioned french toast.  That sounds DELICIOUS.  I wish I could have it RIGHT NOW.  But I can't.  If I REALLY wanted it I can put in an order with OTHER SMALLER DINER that's QUICKER and presumably have it around half an hour from THIS VERY MOMENT.  But I'm not gonna do that.  For many reasons I can't get into.  Why can't I get into them.  TOO MANY REASONS!  It'd take much too much time and effort to get into all of them.  Well what if I just got into some of them.  That'd only confuse AND ANGER people.  Oh okay good.  Anyway what else is up.  I got half an hour to write 2 paragraphs.  AMAZING.  Maybe I wanna wait 5-15 minutes after finishing Act II before starting my walk if Rain Predictions is Thusly Just So that makes that make sense.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE no reason to do that.  Gonna be raining constantly for the next 2 hours at least but NO RISE AND DROP in quantity AND QUALITY of rain.  Well maybe the Quality of rain goes up and down WHAT DO I KNOW.
   Penultimate paragraph of Daytime Day!  Maybe have a sandwich and the sandwichside is some pork fried rice!  And then throw out the rest.  OR if I have chicken parm I'm just gonna throw out what rice I still got out anyway.  But if I have sandwich today I CAN SALVAGE SOME RICE.  So that's good.  How much rice am I gonna want.  Is HALF A CUP reasonable portion?  Lemme LTURQ.  Half a cup seems reasonable.  A bit more calories for a sandwichside as I want.  But if I had any less it'd be POINTLESS.  SO THE POINT IS WHAT ELSE IS UP.  Got SOUP as Dinnerside tonight.  Have half a baked potato for first two Steak * Stuffed Mushroom Meals.  Today is SOUP in place of HALF A POTATO.  I'm not really looking forward to it but then again Now That I Think About It I REALLY AM LOOKING FORWARD TO IT.  What a journey we went on through that sentence.  So that's good.  Matzoh Ball Soup!  So that's good.  I like the matzoh ball part.  THE SOUP PART ISN'T SOMETHING TO SLEEP ON EITHER.
   One last paragraph of DayTime Day.  Hmm.  Thinking about HAM for sandwich.  HAM compliments the pork in the Fried Rice more than turkey.  They're both OF PIG.  So that's good.  Thinking about Keto Bar Brownie as upcoming snack.  So that's GREAT.  Do I wanna FRIDGERATE it at all?  I dunno.  I like it in fridge.  I like it from cabinet!  I like it from fridge but only for a short time.   I like it from fridge for a long time but they I take it out of fridge for a short time before having it.  CAN'T GO WRONG is the point.  Maybe if you put it in the microwave.  Kinda feels like putting it in the oven may be good.  I KNOW it wouldn't be but I can IMAGINE an ALTERNATE DIMENSION where putting it in the oven would be GREAT.  Oh well what can ya do.  Try to manifest that alternate dimension.  I'm not gonna ruin our current dimension by going out of my way to reach some other dimension.  Why bother.  It's not that big a deal!  Well that's good I guess.  Anyway.  I'll be back tonight!

lemme tell you something

    Hello friends!  Got delicious chocolate lollipop coming my way in a few sentences!  Had delicious ham sandwich with pork fried rice for lunch.  EARBUDS didn't work on my THRID WALK.  Then they started working again!  Alright I think we're MOSTLY all caught up.  Looks like BREAKING NEWS one or plural of the documents found at Trump Place were Military & Nuclear capabilities of a FOREIGN COUNTRY.  Maybe a LOCAL COUNTRY.  In which case I'm assuming AMERICA.  Can't think of any other Local Country.  Either way YOU KNOW HE NEEDED THAT FOR GOOD REASONS.  NONE OF OUR BUSINESS.  Is that his next excuse.  It's CLASSIFIED to tell us why he should have these documents.  WE'RE NOT CLEARED FOR HAT KIND OF INFORMATION.  Sounds about right.  Either way at this point I've been sucking on the lollipop for a few sentences.  So that's good!  Mets not doing good today.  FINE.  Maybe they'll learn a thing or two about the CONSEQUENCES of doing poorly.  So they know in the future to AVOID that sort of thing!  Hmm.  Got Old Fashioned Freedom Toast with egg whites.  Gonna have 2 of the 3 slices for breakfast tomorrow.  POSSIBLY have the other one AS INDULGENT SNACK COMING UP.  Or Such Similar Type Thing in a future day.
   YEA.  Trump was putting together a SCRAP BOOK of his favorite memories in office.  And learning the TOP SECRET NUCLEAR CAPABILITIES of foreign country WAS A BLAST AND A HALF experience.  Seems reasonable he'd wanna hold on to that memory for the rest of time.  Anyway.  Got beer going on!  Thinking about aiming for 2.5 like I said.  I've heard of Two and a Half Men but TWO AND A HALF BEERS?  WHAT'S NEXT?  Two and a half... EVEN MORE OTHER TINGS?  Possibly!  No reason we can't have 2.5 ANYTHINGS.  Well some things have got to be integers.  But a lot of things can be split into twine reasonably and RESPONSIBILITY.  Finished THE NEW ROCK playlist on Apple Music a walk or two ago.  Gonna start a new playlist tomorrow morning!  For upcoming walk I SHALL LISTEN TO PERSONAL FREEPERIOD CHOICE.  Anyway.  I think there should be a middle ground between Pro Choice and Pro Life.  Where you're allowed to get an abortion but only if someone decides FOR you.  Presumably a man.  I may have made that joke before.  Sounds like something I'd say!  And be more than halfway pleased with myself about it!
   Four paragraphs to go with Act III Part I!  In the process of chewing delicious Tootsie Roll Center of lollipop.  Hmm.  Tomorrow lunch gonna be either delicious Turkey Sandwich or delicious Kids Chicken Parm.  WOW I don't believe it.  Really gotta shave tomorrow.  Facial hair is way out of whack.  So that's good.  HEY great news!  Getting an Amazon Fresh delivery tomorrow afternoon and LOOKS LIKE they got Cinnamon Toast Crunk Bars in stock!  I haven't had a Cinnamon Toast Crunk Bar is like A MONTH.  Month rhymes with Crunk.  And Crunk is a similar word to Crunch which is the actual word I should be using.  So basically all the pieces are coming together.  Or as the FBI said to Trump NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE.  I guess.  Anyway this time they had no Golden Garham Bars in stock!  I got about 4 or 5 left over from LAST time.  IDEALLY I'd like to have BOTH OPTIONS indefinitely available to me for the rest of my life.  ALSO I'd like to have top secret nuclear capabilities of foreign country available to me indefinitely available to me for the rest of my lief.  FOR PERSONAL REASONS.  Maybe I get off sexually on them.  DIDN'T TINK ABOUT THAT ONE DID YA. 
   Fourth paragraph of the Act III Part I.  Huh.  Probably gonna have Quest Bar as upcoming snack.  Perhaps a delicious BIRTHDAY BAR.  Also thinking about next time JUST GET BIRTHDAY BARS.  LOOK if I could get 3:1 Birthday Bars to Some Sort Of Chocolate Bar SURE that'd be the ideal.  But 1:1 Birthday Bar and other bar... I'D HAVE TO CAREFULLY RATION OUT my birthday bars more than I'd like.  SURE I can spend 120 dollars and get three 12 packs of Birthday Bar and 1 12 pack of Chocolat eBar.  BUT PEOPLE WOULD TINK I'M SOME KIND OF AN IDIOT OR SOMETHING.  And that would negatively effect my life!  They'd stop taking me seriously and then where would I be-- Nowhere, That's Where!  So that's good.  Hmm.  Gotta go retrieve laundry from laundromat tomorrow morning.  I like the part where it's gonna suck having to get up but MAN OH MAN is it gonna be a wild ride getting there.  Not sure what that means at all.  In fact I know it means nothing.  WORSE than nothing.  Often if Something Means Nothing there's still some sort of INTERNAL logic.  This is just nonsense through and through.
   Beer #2 plus RE-UPPING with some SODA right now.  WOW what kind of soda.  NO SPOILERS.  Orange soda.  I feel I didn't spoil it for you.  I gave you time to prepare and get in the mood while you were reading the phrase NO SPOILERS and then by the time you were done reading that I was READY FOR YOU to learn about the Orange Soda I'm drinking right now. So that's good I guess, whatever.  OH HEY here's another exciting thing I'm getting from Amazon Fresh WHY IT'S ONLY VANILLA WAFER COOKIES.  The CARDBOARD TYPE.  Where you get a lot of them for a small amount of calories.  HOLY BOY THAT SOUNDS FUN.  One of my favorite Banges I did over the last 9 months.  Entire 3 out of 4 sleeves of Thin Cardboard Vanilla Wafer cookies.  I'D DO IT AGAIN TOO if it weren't for you nasty kids.  Nasty? That can't be the right adjective.  DIRTY?  Nope.  DUMB?  Getting closer but still inaccurate.  PESKY?  EVEN CLOSER NOW but not exact.  "FUCKING?"  Yep.  That's what it was.  In scooby doo.  I WOULD HAVE GOTTEN AWAY WITH IT TOO IF IT WEREN'T FOR YOU FUCKING KIDS.
    Last paragraph of Act III Part I!  Wonderful.  Meddling.  Middling.  Whatever.  Let's see what kinda bullshit is there to say.  Hope I don't have to use the bathroom too bad this walk.  Solid 2:1 chance I WILL have to use the bathroom RELATIVELY bad.  But that shouldn't stop me from HOPING against it.  Probably not at least.  Maybe it should.  Huh.  Anyway.  I can put old fashioned french toast in toaster.  Not only CAN I but I SHOULD MOST DEFINITELY.  My dad might not like that it gets EGG in the toaster or something.  But what he doesn't know won't hurt him!  Unless it's Things.  Things that could hurt him.  Without him even being aware of them.  Which let's be honest is Still A Whole Lot Of Things.  So that's good.  Yeesh.  Since I'm not having Classic Breakfast tomorrow morning it puts GOOD ICE CREAM SANDWICH or POP TART into play as possible Indulgent Dessert Snack tonight.  What the hell am I talking about.  How is this my life.  I dunno HOW but I'LL TAKE IT!  Not the most obvious life To Get A Kick Out Of but IT GETS THE JOB DONE!!!  I'll be back in a little bit!

   HEY!  Amount I had to pee over the course of my last walk was RELATIVELY NOT SO BAD.  Didn't need to pee for a third of it.  VAGUELY needed to pee for a third of it.  PRETTY MUCH needed to pee for a third of it but not TOTALLY immediately.  Basically I didn't pee until I WAS READY on MY TERMS.  Which happened to be when I was standing by toilet.  FACING  toilet.  PENIS FACING TOILET.  That's the important part.  Anyway just ate delicious Birthday Bar.  HMM.  That'd be a good meal!  THREE Birthday Bars.  ONE DAY I'll have Quest Bar meal, you'll see!  I can already have 2 Quest Bar Breakfast Meal.  Kinda would be TOO hearty.  Either way got a beer #3 going.  Gonna aim to drink half of it.  Put the other half IN A CABINET.  Still in the can.  Can't POUR IT LOOSE into the cabinet.  That wouldn't work at all.  I think today is the day to celebrate coffee ice cream.  I'll do that in a little bit.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Hmm.  Mets game ended with them having scored less runs than their opponent.  OR, if you prefer to think of it this way, the Mets game ended with them having allowed more runs than their opponent allowed them to have.  EITHER WAY IT'S NOT GOOD.  I DEMAND A SPECIAL MASTER stop the counting of this game.  NOT SURE WHAT THAT ACCOMPLISHES in the long run but IT SURE SEEMS LIKE IT'S BETTER THAN NOTHING.  What else is going on and crap.  I have some guesses as to which country may or may not have nuclear secrets.  Well now they just have nuclear information.  No longer a secret.  NO SPOILERS though.  I wanna be done with this entry but on the other hand I still have to write 2+ paragraphs.  That doesn't seem right.  I should be able to go to bed if that's what I have my heart set on.  I WILL be able to.  JUST like 15 minutes more beforehand.  I can do it!  I WILL do it.  I SHALL do it.
   Okay!  What if nuclear secrets is AMERICA.  And they just didn't wanna give it away so they said Hmm it could be any country No Spoilers!  OH NO now our nuclear capabilities could be in the hands of LITERALLY ANYONE.  Except for Our Intelligence Agencies.  NO LONGER in their hands for A LONG TIME now.  Maybe Trump sold it back to us at a King's Ransom.  Hmm that makes sense.  A LOT of sense.  The part that really gets my goat is that Trump is making money on information that doesn't belong to him!  THOSE BIG BUCKS from sensitive information should be going to THE AMERICAN FEDERAL GOVERNMENT not his pocket.  Or maybe we just shouldn't be selling top secret info.  NAH it's bound to get out SOMEWAY.  We might as WELL sell them.  But it goes TO ALL OF US not THIS jerk.  Makes sense.  MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.  What else is going on and crap.  Think I'll go with something other than Coffee Ice Cream tonight.  THEN AGAIN maybe I'll go with Something other than something other than Coffee Ice Cream.  Like coffee ice cream.  Oh okay sure.
   Last paragraph of the night!  What a wonderful day it was.  I liked the part where my ear buds started working again.  Best part of the day in my opinion.  Hmm.  Maybe I should listen to some sort of NEW HIP HOP music playlist.  I like the rap!  Except for Yung Gravy.  THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LIEN.  What line.  The rap line!  Oh okay.  What does lien mean.  It's accepted as a word.  Better LTURQ.  "A right to keep possession of a property belonging to another person until a debt owed by that person is discharged."  Hey!  Never knew that word!  Sounds fun.  Maybe Trump was just holding on to Nuclear Secrets until Government repaid our debt to him.  Not sure how that even remotely makes sense.  He's holding onto the documents because Not Being President is just an interruption.  Cause he'll be president one day!  He's ALWAYS been President here.  Like The Shining.  I think that's how He Thinks.  Maybe!  Gotta be thinking something.  Anyway.  I'm done for tonight.  See ya tomorrow!

-10:21 P.M.

Monday, September 5, 2022

I'm Okay With Doing This

    Hey!  An hour and 15 minutes behind schedule!  WHAT THE HELL?  Gonna fit in normal Acts & Paragraphs but I will ultimately be taking one less walk today.  Seven instead of eight!  Also POSSIBLE I write ACT II after shower.  Probably not though.  We'll see how I feel then!  Either way had delicious Classic Breakfast of Pop Tart + Ice Cream Sandwich.  Had delicious 225-350 or so calories for NighMight snacking.  Pretty bad but not in Upsetting Me Territory!  Oh No I got official weigh in on Thursday.  At Endocrine Appointment.  Oh well such is life.  Me knowing Official Weigh In might not make me Happy About It BUT in the end ANY accurate context for things can't be bad!  I'm more KNOWLEDGEABLE than before.  Sometimes the truth hurts!  Sometimes it doesn't.  Sometimes it feels pretty nice!  Hmm.  No Mets game tonight.  Rained out!  They cancelled it in advance!  Great DOUBLE HEADER TOMORROW.  OH NO Double header isn't until Wednesday. The day after tomorrow!  That's when climate change causes catastrophes!  Never seen the movie.  I feel like Jake Gyleenhaal is in it though.  Lemme LTURQ.  And while I'm at it LURQ how to spell Last Name.  Gyllenhaal.  Great.  He is in it!  As is DENNIS QUAID.  As is... lemme re-calibrate Looking That Up Right Quick... Emmy Rossum.  I don't know who that is!
    Whatever.  That film was 18 years ago.  Day after tomorrow in context has gotta be NOW or so?  Days last like 8 years in this context.  Not sure what that means exactly and who or how I came to that conclusion.  Anyday 2000-2008 is Day.  2009-2017 is Tomorrow.  2018-2026 is Day After Tomorrow.  I think that math checks out.  If not PRETTY CLOSE to checking out.  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  Lunch today!  Possibly eating Salad once and for all.  Well technically my Salad responsibility only kicked in Saturday lunch.  Got MY salad Friday Evening.  But I wanna be a good son and eat Old Salad if I can.  Either way.  Not excited about salad right now.  Although the BREAD SIDE sounds like a blast and a half.  And also eh what can ya do.  Ham or turkey sandwich or kids chicken parm.  Those and salad are the four things I can do.  What else is crap.  Why TODAY did I get up too late to do normal schedule?  I DUNNO.  Had three beers last night.  That could be a factor!
   Third paragraph!  Started The New Rock playlist!  What's so new about it.  Probably release date of the songs.  Oh that sounds reasonable.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Coffee Ice Cream Day.  GREAT!  I got health ice cream bars that are coffee chocolate chip flavored!  I could have one tomorrow NO PROBLEM.  Or have it today no problem.  OR THROW EM OUT IN THE GARBAGE JUST TO PROVE A POINT no problem.  Hmm.  Got a snack coming my way in an hour and a half to two hours.  WOW.  Normally at this point in entry it'd be an extra fourty five minutes to an hour!  The point is LIFE IS GREAT.  That's my Reboot of Life Is Beautiful.  Feels like we could use a reboot but in contemporary times.  That'd make people think!  What else is going on.  Almost done with the third paragraph!  Roberto Benigni became famous because HE DANCED HIS WAY INTO OUR HEARTS when accepting academy award.  I feel like he made a big production of getting up stage and everyone was like THIS GUY IS GREAT I'M GONNA REMEMBER THIS FUN MOMENT FOREVER.  Or maybe nothing like that ever happened.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP that checks out.
   Fourth paragraph.  How much time do I have to write this act.  It means nothing.  Let's say an hour and fifteen minutes.  Anything more than that and even just 2 walks eats into my Dad's walking time.  Good news is Hour 15 Minutes is standard amount of time I give myself for ENTIRE 10 Paragraph Act.  And it's almost always 5-20 minutes less than that!  So the point is WHATEVER.  Coffee Ice Cream?  That's for THE ADULTS in the house.  I never drank coffee as a kid and thus I never had coffee ice cream.  That's a plot point in a Simpsons episode.  Feeds the baby coffee ice cream.  NOW I DON'T LIKE TALKING ABOUT IT myself.  It's already been, "Touched Upon!"  So that's good.  No it's not.  That's the point I was trying to make.  Hmm.  All things being equal, as of NOW-- 3.5 hours out-- would like kids chicken parm for lunch.  I'm gonna go with my gut I think and go with whatever I want the most AND NOT what's the most, "RESPONSIBLE," way to go!  Hmm.  Dinner is Steak * Stuffed Mushroom.  Almost definitely!  Possible my Dad gets Italian Restaurant in which case I might get 2 slices!  But maybe have those Tomorrow and part THREE of Steak * Stuffed Mushroom the next day.  But for tonight-- even if I get pizza which can break up the monotony of steak * stuffed mushroom-- as of NOW I think I'd prefer the steak * stuffed mushroom tonight ANYWAY.  WOW WHAT A PARAGRAPH!!!
   Fifth paragraph.  Gotta order some shirts.  Mom keeps bothering me to get new shirts from Amazon.  I DUNNO ABOUT THAT.  Maybe go to Bands I Like Web Pages and order shirts straight from the horse's mouth.  Which is a phrase for some reason.  Better LTURQ.  It means you have come Directly From The Horse to relay it's age and condition.  Because I guess we're trading or selling horses?  And the mouth part is... what.  I dunno.  Lemme LURQ some more.  Oh.  You examine a horse's teeth to determine it's age.  Count the rings in each tooth or something I DUNNO HOW IT WORKS.  Not sure I've ever ridden an animal.  Maybe as a 4 or 5 year old I went to some sort of Fun Destination where they put me up on a pony or something.  I'll have to ask my parents about that.  Hmm.  Gotta have ridden SOME animal at some point.  What's non horses you can ride regularly.  Hmm.  DONKEY.  I'd ride a donkey.  That's fun for everyone involved!  Camel.  I dunno.  Coffee time.
   What band shirts should I be prioritizing.  Currently got a few shirts for bands.  Let's assume I want shirts for bands I don't already have shirts for!  Hmm.  How much time do I got for the next 5 paragraphs.  Let's try to do it in an hour.  That's good.  That's GREAT.  I may be doing 1 less walk today but I'm INTO THE SIXTH PARAGRAPH of the entry.  So that's good news at least.  ANYWAY.  Tales In The Crypt I'm up to.  We discussed this last night.  MANIAC AT LARGE.  Oh right.  It's all coming back to me.  Anyway it's LABOR Day.  Too bad it's not TOBOR Day.  That'd be ROBOT BACKWARDS.  Not sure why or how I said that.  I'm not sure of a lot of things.  SURE I KNOW WHY.  I saw the word LABOR and I thought I WONDER WHAT THAT WORD IS BACKWARDS and the only word it made me think of was ROBOT.  Oh okay now it all makes sense.  What else is crap and shit.  DID NOT go to laundromat today!  Probably will tomorrow morning!  Hey great.  I'll get up on time for that.  Now we're talking or something!
   Seventh paragraph.  Lookin' at band t-shirts on amazon in my size.  Nothin' good!  Some designs look okay but I'M NOT COMFORTABLE promoting this band.  Some bands are okay but THESE SHIRTS LOOK PRETTY DUMB.  Oh well what can ya do.  Make your own t-shirts.  There's websites for that!  Oh okay I'll have to think about what I want on a t-shirt.  Maybe some TEXT.  Maybe some sort of IMAGE.  Maybe even both Text & Image!  That'd be sweet.  Hmm.  Maybe watch the Rob Zombie movie today.  I think it has something to do with WITCHES.  Not my favorite genre of horror movie.  I guess we gotta take it on a Horror Movie by Horror Movie basis though.  GENRE MEANS NOTHING.  We judge films INDIVIDUALLY BY THEIR MERIT in this house!  My house.  The one I'M in.  Not the one you're in!  Unless you're in my house.  Then YES the house you're in as well.  House.  Amityville House.  Can I get a t-shirt promoting The Amityville Horror?  I dunno why that came to mind but it sound slike a weird fun shirt!!!
   Eighth paragraph!  Three paragraphs to go for Act I!  Great.  Looks like judge granted Trump the special master.  Hmm.  I guess that sounds fair.  It's not like Trump appointed the judge and thus judge has conflict of interest in ruling on something involving the PERSON WHO APPOINTED HER.  Oh well what can ya do.  Apparently not much!  Also it's not like Trump got this judge at random.  He went out of his way to pick this judge specifically!  Ugh.  Oh well such is life apparently.  Not 100% WHY such is life.  But apparently IT IS!  Anyway 2.5 paragraphs to go for Act I!  Maybe I can eat salad today.  Sometimes it pays off to do the right thing!  Probably more often than not!  That's why it's called The Right Thing.  Hmm.  Anyway I think I'd get a real kick out of a golden graham bar at some point POSSIBLY SOON.  Soon is in an hour to an hour and a half.  WOW that IS pretty soon!  So I got that going for me.  No JUDGE OF TRUMP is gonna stop me from eating a golden graham bar.  In fact they might even ENCOURAGE IT because ULTIMATELY it may HURT me.  Oh no now I'm not sure I really want it.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Hmm.  Let's aim to try to write these last 2 paragraphs in 20 minutes.  That's pretty easy.  As long as I KEEP TYPING.  I got distracted by Trump Justice.  Feels like people know what I mean by TRUMP JUSTICE.  It's when there is no justice and Trump Faces No Consequences.  Oh okay I see.  THEN AGAIN maybe he faces consequences eventually?  SURE MAYBE.  This single ruling isn't the end-all be-all ruling by any means!  Just another small sample of Trump Justice.  MAYBE THE SCRIPT GETS FLIPPED I dunno!  I feel positively neutral in terms of predicting Trump or Not Trump Justice ultimately!  WOW that sounds like I'm Sure On The Fence with my Guesses.  What else is up.  You don't wanna be ON THE FENCE.   You're liable to TRIP and BREAK YOUR NECK.  Be careful out there On Fences!  So that's good.  What else is going on.  How come there's so many Nine Inch Nails shirts.  I DON"T GET IT.  Maybe worked out a deal with Amazon to pack the options with Nine Inch Nails tees.  Wonder how they managed that deal!  No I don't.
   Last paragraph!  Of act I!  Good deal.  Maybe I do know who Emily Rossum is and I just don't know it.  Maybe her name is EMMA or EMMY and not Emily.  And I just don't know it.  Hmm.  Her name is Emmy Rossum.   And I may know her from... I don't think I'd know her from any of these things in her filmography.  OR her TVogropahy.  Either way oh well such is life.  Hmm.  Probably gonna write Act II after walk, then take a shower, then take WALK #3 which is in the space of what's usually WALK #4.  SO I GOT ALL THAT SHIT GOING FOR ME IS THE POINT.  Hmm.  I'm not sure there's a single NIN (Nine Inch Nails) song I know and/or like.  Better LTURQ.  NOPE not seeing anything I know.  Is this the same guy who does TOOL though?  NOPE.  I know this guy's name from somewhere though!  Possibly as a member of Nine Inch Nails.  NO GOTTA BE SOMETHIN' ELSE.  OH doing some Film Scores.  That's gotta be it.  Okay.  What a great paragraph.  And by Paragraph I mean My Life.  Great life sarcastically so far!  EH IT'S BEEN FINE.  I'm positively neutral about Life So Far!  Great.  I'll be back soon.

More Than Okay!

    Hey!  What's up.  Gonna aim to take my next walk in about seventy five minutes!  Aim to write these five paragraphs within fourty five minutes.  PROBABLY LESS!  So that's great.  Gonna have salad for lunch today WITH BREAD.  It's the right thing to do and ultimately I think I'd get a kick out of it as well.  It's 1:21 PM.  There was a shirt that said 1.21 Gigawatts on amazon.  Just sorts browsed right past it but now that I think about it I'D GET A KICK OUT OF THAT SHIRT.  Lemme LURQ what it looked like again!  Oh that's what it looks like. ...Not that great.  Maybe I could get used to it!  Anyway not 100% sure why it came up on a band t-shirts search.  Marty McFly is in a band.  What's his band called in the first 15 minutes of the film.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh.  The Pinheads.  I see.  Maybe I should look up other Back II The Future t-shirts.  MAYBE ONE WITH THE CLASSIC PINHEADS LOGO.  I imagine it's some sort of Bowling Pins set-up with their faces on the pins. SOME OF THE PINS.  There's not TEN Pin Heads c'mon!  Hey four more paragraphs.
   What's up.  Maybe there's only three or four Pins standing up.  This is MID bowling.  Ya bowl once, ya knock down six pins, there's four left there JUST STANDING THERE while you get your ball back and you get Your Second Chance.  Oh okay now I get it.  Hmm.  Not sure what to have as snack in about half an hour.  Possibly I know WHEN to have it.  When Act II is over.  But I don't know WHAT.  Maybe KETO BROWNIE or whatever.  So that's good.  Three and a half paragraphs to go.  Jeez.  Maybe put on Rob Zombie movie as First Thing To Watch Today.  It'll be a welcome relief from Horror Of Trump Justice.  What else is crap and shit.  If there was a modern day Back To The Future and we pick up where Marty McFly is in present day gotta imagine he'd be in THE PIN HEADS.  That seems to be what he wants out of life besides his love interest!  Sure he'd already be elderly in regards to his band-life.  But BANDS STILL EXIST into their later years.  Anyway HOW OLD WILL MARTY MCFLY BE in 2023.  Around 55 years old.  That's not too old.  HE'S GOT A LOTTA GOOD YEARS LEFT IN HIM.
   Three paragraphs to go.  Wow.  Also I assume TIME TRAVEL will take place in new Back To The Future.  Oh okay now it sounds interesting.  I mean there's no rule that says it HAS to have Time Travel.  But I think if there's no time travel then people will leave the theaters thinking ya know what KINDA DISAPPOINTED about the lack of time travel.  Oh well good movie anyway.  Give it a seven out of ten.  WHAT DO YOU GUYS WANNA DO NOW?  Oh.  Go home.  I WANTED TO DO SOMETHING ELSE!  I rarely get to see you guys!  So that's something that might happen if there's no time travel in the new back to the future film.  Huh.  I can have snack now.  But I WON'T.  Timewise considering lunch will be at normal time NOW would be the time I eat snack.  BUT IT JUST FEELS WRONG for today.  It'd mess up my EntryRhythm.  So what else is going on and crap.  I dunno.  Haven't been doing side-sit-ups that often.  I remember about 10% of the sit-up sets.  The rest i just go straight up and down!  OH WELL I guess that's life for ya.
   Penultimate paragraph Of Daytime Day!  OKAY put golden graham bar in fridge just now.  Eat it in 15-20 minutes.  Just Friding it enough to make it a great texture!  So that's good.  Probably shave tomorrow or the next day.  Been pickin' out my hair AS I AM WONT TO DO and now facial hair is unsymmetrical!  Gotta eliminate all of it completely!  Or pick out the hair on other side of face CAREFULLY and METHODICALLY.  Nah that's too difficult.  So that's good I guess.  Anyway.  Maybe go to some Band WebPages and see THEIR shirts.  Like I said before.  Then I started talking about horseys and crap.  Hmm what band do I look up first.  Gotta be one of my favorite bands AND a band I don't have a shirt for AND a band I'm comfortable Really Putting Out There that I like.  Hmm.  Gonna have to think about that one.  HMM.  I'm out of Elliott Smith shirts.  I had one for a long time!  Then it became HOLEY.  NOW I'M DUE FOR A NEW ONE.  Lemme LTURQ.  AMAZON sells some Elliott Smith shirts.  New MOON cover.  FIGURE EIGHT cover.  I could get me a figure eight shirt.  It's a CONVERSATION STARTER.  Then all I need is a CONVERSATION FINISHER. And I got all the bases covered.  Maybe a Conversation Continueer would be a good thing to have to BUT NOT 100% NECESSARY.
   Last paragraph of the DayTime Day!  Wow!  I got some nice challah bread to have with salad.  TOO MUCH OF IT.  I got 2 relatively big slices.  All I need is ONE.  And also THE ONE THAT'S SLIGHTLY SMALLER than the other one.  So that's good and whatknot how about them croutons thems gonna be good.  How do you eat croutons in a salad.  You can't stab a crouton with your fork.  You can LIFT it with a fork but GOOD LUCK trying to get crouton in same bite as other parts of the salad.  You can do it if you use your fingers.  But GOOD LUCK doing that in polite society and not having everyone judge you harshly.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Was able to finish Act II on adjusted-schedule for today.  Gonna take my next walk in about thirty minutes more or less.  MAYBE FOURTY MINUTES anything is possible.  Well mostly those two things. So that's good.  Anyway.  What else is up.  How long is this Rob Zombie Witches film.  What are we talkin' here.  An hour and fifty two minutes?  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh only an hour fourty one minutes.  Great.  I'll see ya tonight!

that's what matters in the end

    Hey!  Got GRAPE tootsie pop going.  DELICIOUS.  It's like BLUE but DARKER.  Sounds like its purple we might be dealing with.  YES EXACTLY.  Gonna aim for 2 Beers tonight BUT go into it planning on having both of them with Act III Part I!  And if there's some left as there probably will be-- just finish it before I go take Recess Walk!  Delicious.  Watched the Rob Zombie movie about Witching.  I absorbed a solid one third of it!  NOT BAD.  Good ATMOSPHERE.  Sure absorbed A LOT of the atmosphere!  But less than 1/3rd of Other Aspects of it.  That's how it evens out to 1/3rd OVERALL.  It's MATH you wouldn't understand.  Maybe you would.  I think you're on the up and up re: Matters Of Basic Math Comprehension.  Anyway.  Judge who ruled for Special Master bothering me all day!  Can't pinpoint EXACTLY why it upsets me.  PERHAPS IT'S AS SIMPLE AS NOT LIKING THE ATMOSPHERE IT CREATED.  Solid 1/3rd chance that's the answer.  Had salad for lunch.  Old salad from 10 days ago!  It was fine.  CHALLAH BREAD WAS OKAY.  Not 100% worth it in terms of Eating Bread.  Ideally if I'm going out of my way to eat some bread I'm gonna wanna get more out of it.
    So that's good.  Unsure about what dessert snack to have in a little bit.  Could be a WILDCARD like 1.5 black and whites or a POP TART.  The good news is I just chomped down on tootsie pop.  I feel like CHOMP is Shark reference.  I dunno why.  Sure sharks can bite and are FAMOUS four their biting.  I'm not sure what I'm basing the premise that this word specifically originated in Sharks Biting.  Just an Impulse Feeling I got.  I can't explain where I get my ideas from!  All that matters if THEY'RE GREAT and I KEEP 'EM COMING!  Also, FAMILY.  Family Matters.  A Tv Show told me about it right in the title!  What else is going on and crap.  Still chewing the tootsie pop middle.  It's fun.  Maybe have three tootsie pops as indulgent snack.  I've thought about that before but never actually did it.  I THINK IT'd BE THE BEST WILDCARD DECISION since Judge Cannon decided to bend over backwards for her Special Master.  NO SPOILERS.  Huh.  Is that a sexist misogyny sentence?  In retrospect maybe a little bit.  Oh well.  I TAKE IT ALL BACK.
   Third paragraph of Act III Part I!  Watched roughly Oh I Don't Know THREE Tales In The Crypt today.  POSSIBLY FOUR.  Let's LTURQ.  ONLY THREE.  I KNEW IT.  Actually I apparently DID NOT.  I was right on my first guess though.  THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.  No questioning that, sure.  It's VERY good.  I could put that on my Resume!  You know the job application form.  Not what happens when you wanna Be Done Pausing Something.  Hmm.  Lots of shots of Sheri Moon's butt in Witch Film!  WOW.  NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.  Anyway what else is up.  Solid OVER 50% CHANCE I got that lady's name correctly exactly.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  I guess 100% accurate would be adding Zombie at the end but I FEEL I WAS ACCURATE ENOUGH TO DETERMINE I WAS ACCURATE.  So that's pretty good I feel.  Anyway what else is going on.  BUT THREE PARAGRAPHS TO GO before fun Recess Walk!  After this paragraph.  Hmm.  What's going on with you.  Good.  Great stuff.  How about that.  Hmm.  You don't say.  WELL THAT'S ALL THE TIME I GOT FOR YOU
   Yeah!  Finish this current beer over this paragraph.  THEN get started on beer #2!  FINALLY listened to ALBEQUIRQUE on my last walk.  THAT SUCKER IS OVER 11 MINUTES.  I WOULD HAVE GUESSED ONLY IN TE 8s or 9s OF MINUTES.  Either way TOTALLY WORTH IT.  I got a lot out of those 11 minutes.  I feel like I changed the song 20 seconds before Albequireque ended.  I GET THE GIST OF THIS time to move on with my life is how I felt at right around the 11 minute mark.  So that's good.  Hmm what kinda lunch I got for tomorrow.  Ham sandwich, turkey sandwich, or kids chicken parm.  PROBS one of the sandwiches.  Let's say TURKEY makes A TON of sense.  It's 33+% if I was doing it randomly.  WOW that sounds like A Bunch Of Sense to me!  Good deal!  Hmm.  The good news is I haven't been wearing pants or socks.  And ya know what?  I'll put on pants for upcoming walk SURE no problem. ...NOT GONNA PUT ON SOCKS!  I'll keep you updated on this situation Assuming It Progresses.
   Penultimate paragraph of the Act III Part I.  What's going on again.  Maybe have Great Fiber Bar as upcoming snack.  Not the most indulgent thing.  Not the LEAST indulgent thing.  PLUS  calorie-wise I COULD have that PLUS a tootsie pop to be equal to a QUESTISH BAR.  WOW I DON'T BELIEVE IT.  Anyway.  I dunnno.  What Weird Al songs can I listen to TONIGHT.  GIVE WEIRD AL A BREAK.  I assume when I listen to Weird Al it Ties Him Up in real life or something.  Not sure how that works.  Sounds like the thing in Harris Potter where they eat chocolates and then wizards show up IN REAL TIME.  YOU HAD TO BE THERE it'd make sense if you knew what I was talking about.  YEP.  How is it a thing that a lot of people are upset there's non-white people in Lord Of The Rings prequel AND they're actually devoting time to it like it's a real scandal.  I can get there being racists who this upsets.  I DON'T GET how any presumably main-stream media are like WELL THIS IS A RELEVANT ISSUE WE SHOULD EXPLORE that concerns our viewers.  Oh well guess Things Are Going To Putt.  Maybe if I knew more about Lord Of the Rings prequel it'd upset me that there were black characters!  ...I can't imagine how that would be the case but THAT'S THE POINT.  I've got to PUT MYSELF in the Racist Viewer's shoes and see THEIR side of the story but I PERSONALLY CAN'T EVEN RELATE TO THEM.  SO I GUESS IT'S ON ME AND I'M AT FAULT HERE.  It makes sense if you know what I was talking about.
    Last paragraph of Act III Part I!  Is Rob Zombie the guy whose robbing Zombies or is he the Zombie whose about to get robbed.  I feel like he MAY be the person robbing zombies!  But he warned them of their fate In His Name so this is really on them if they're getting robbed.  Also what can you rob a zombie of that it would bother them.  I feel like if they had a wallet on em and you took it not really robbing them.  They're DEAD.  They have NO INTEREST in this wallet one way or another.  So what DO they have an interest in.  THEIR LEGS.  They may not KNOW they want their legs, but if you take away a zombie's legs, VERY MUCH DECREASES the chance they'll be able to get to Someone's Delicious Brains.  Sure they can crawl but MOST PEOPLE WITH DELICIOUS BRAINS will outmaneuver a zombie crawling at them.  Also if a zombie DOES get to a person with delicious brains it's gonna be one of this zombie's Competition Zombies WIT HLEGS.  This legless zombie COMING UP EMPTY 99 out of 100 times!  Oh okay that makes sense.  I'm gonna take a walk now!  CAUSE I GOT LEGS.  AND I KNOW HOW TO USE 'EM!  See ya soon.

    Hey!  Time to write four paragraphs.  Gonna have Great Fiber Bar now to help me!  It will help me get through the next three or so sentences.  Not gonna be able to make it last paragraphs like a tootsie pop!  That's JUST NOT HOW FIBER BARS WORK.  I can make an EXECUTIVE DECISION to have a tootsie pop in addition to fiber bar.  Wouldn't be completely out of the question!  Anyway that sounds good let's come back to that at the end of this paragraph.  And then if I don't start it at the end of this paragraph let's come back to it again at the end of THAT paragraph.  Sounds fair, real fair.  Also no spoilers but I am in the process of finishing chewing the fiber bar NOW!  WOW THAT'S MORE SENTENCES THAN I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT it'd last me.  Anyway what kind of fun songs did I listen to on last walk.  OH I KNOW Anarchy In The UK.  It makes ya think because ANARCHY IS GOING ON ALL AROUND US 34/7.  SEE THEY ALREADY ADDED TEN HOURS TO THE DAY WITHOUT EVEN TELLING US.
   So that's good.  No tootsie pop now.  Kinda still had a cernal or two of Fiber Bar in my teeth.  STILL IN THE PROCESS OF EATING!  So that's good.  I got a good feeling about having Tootsie Pop after this paragraph.  Just feels right!  So that's good.  Oh I know I listened to TWO PRINCES.  That's a fun song.  Why isn't this song cool.  THIS IS THE COOLEST SONG AROUND as far as I know.  Anyway.  Lookin' like I'm getting up slightly early to go to laundromat tomorrow!  WOW.  Everything will be Slightly Ahead Of Schedule presumably or so.  Looks like there's a new PINNOCHIO coming out.  Who plays the title character.  By which I mean PINNOCHIO.  WOW THEY GOT BENJAMIN EVAN AINSWORTH.  Hmm.  Directed by ZEMICKS?  With TOM HANKS as Gippetto?  SUDDENLY hey I would enjoy this film Almost Most Definitely.  So that's good.  I'll probably see it ON A SCREEN at some point.  Not sure what that means. I won't see it LIVE.  No they won't be performing it live.  Not anymore.  They did it live ONCE on camera and then you can see copies of that.  I dunno I feel like they'll be doing it live.  Prove me wrong!
   Huh.  Let's see.  Let's go with some Cherry Tootsie Pop!  IT'S TE MOST COMMON FLAVOR in assorted bags.  It's either NOW or NEVER.  Or some time that's not now.  Let's go with Now though!  THEN AGAIN another flavor would sure hit the spot.  Not sure which spot.  Maybe there's multiple spots!  Another flavor will hit 50% of the spots.  Hmm that's not that great a success rate.  I never SAID it'd be great success rate.  So don't blame me for YOU getting your hopes up.  THAT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.  Hey chocolate tootsie pop time now.  WOW.  At this point this might last me INTO BEING DONE with entry.  Gonna have to spell check a lot though.  Oh well such is life.  Either have fudgeiscle or COFFEE CHOCOLATE CHIP ice cream bar at beddtime.  So that's good I guess.  Wonder if there will be any NEWS tomorrow.  Also if there is Will it be GOOD or BAD?  I can't wait to find out!  Unless it's bad!  Then leave me out of it somehow!  Whatever.
   Yeah!  Any other FUN SONGS I listen to on last walk.  Sure I had a lot of fun with most of the songs.  I dunno if YOU'D appreciate them at all by me saying which songs they were.  Hmm.  I guess that's life!  Pretty early right now Finishing Up This Entry.  I'll watch a Tales In The Crypt when this is over.  Which one am I up to.  IT BETTER NOT BE WEREWOLF CONCERTO.  Then again maybe IT BETTER BE WEREWOLF CONCERTO.  Never paid attention to that episode much but THIS TIME AROUND I'll pay REAL GOOD attention to it.  Lemme LTURQ.  WELL IT IS WEREWOLF CONCERTO.  If we're being honest with myselves kinda knew it would be.  Either way WOW I'll pay attention to it REAL GOOD possibly.  About 50% chance I'll watch it Real Good.  NOT TERRIBLE ODDS all things considered.  Hmm.  Another day down.  Not sure what I accomplished.  Who said we gotta be accomplishing things.  No one SAID IT.  Just kinda FELT that way for some reason.  Now that I think about it maybe THAT'S ON ME.  My bad!  Well great just great.  I'll see ya later!

-9:43 P.M.

Sunday, September 4, 2022

Great It's Today

    Hey!  About twenty minutes behind schedule today.  Probably could fit in every normally, but there's a chance I get distracted once or twice and have to cut either Act I or Act II a paragraph or two short!  So that's good.  Prepare for the worst case scenario!  Ok how.  Just KNOW it may happen.  That's preparation enough!  Ok good.  Anyway had reasonable amount of NightMight snacking last night.  Between 75-175 calories.  More or less what I've grown comfortable with.  Had balanced breakfast featuring cinnamon toast crunch!  More or less what I've grown VERY comfortable with.  Lunch today gotta be a sandwich I feel.  Most likely Cornt Beef!  What about a sandwichside.  HMM how about Good Ice Cream Sandwich.  MAYBE MAYBE NOT.  Also I don't man Maybe OR Maybe not.  I mean MAYBE it will be MAYBE NOT.  That checks out logically I feel.  Hmm.  Wow early Mets game at 1:40 PM.  I CAN'T WAIT.  Gonna freeze myself for 3 hours.  The technology isn't there yet!  We can't freeze ourselves and then emerge unharmed later on.  NOT YET.
   Also how come people aren't aging while frozen.  I think if you freeze yourself when you're sixty you're gonna die soon of natural causes.  Also STARVATION is a natural cause.  Gotta imagine you'll starve pretty soon!  Die of thirst EVEN SOONER.  PNEUMONIA even sooner or something.  The point is don't freeze yourself c'mon guys.  Got coffee loading right now.  Brewing.  Loading is kind of accurate though.  More or less.  It gets the point across.  If something gets the point across that's accuracy enough for me!  FOR YOU, TOO.  Hmm.  What Tales Crypt am I up to.  Is it FOOD FOR THOUGHT.  Only one way to find out.  If only I knew what that was.  Oh right internet.  DANGIT it's What's Cookin the other food related one.  Which I ALSO thought of but then thought no it couldn't be that.  That would be next season.  I SHOULD HAVE SAID IT explicitly as my back up guess.  NOW I look like some sort of MORON.  The point is both episodes involve people being eaten.  Only one of them is people eating people and the other one is a gorilla eats a guy's brains.  Which guy? WHICH GORILLA?  No spoilers!
   Hmm.  Gorillas are people.  Probably.  Hmm.  Maybe have good ice cream sandwich as upcoming snack and then have slightly less Cheez Its as called for for sandwichside to make up for it being a bit overboard in calories The Ice Cream Sandwich I mean.  Oh okay great.  Hmm.  Got chicken ceasar salad to eat.  AN OLD ONE.  My mom got one 9 days ago and never ate it.  I got a new one for myself 2 days ago.  IF I EAT IT within the next 2 days or so Old One is probably okay.  If not THEN NOT.  Either way not my problem.  KINDA my problem.  It's a FAMILY problem. But not ultimately my responsibility one way or another.  Or even ANOTHER NOTHER way.  What else.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Cheese Pizza Day and World Samosa Day.  Wow CHEESE pizza?  That's so much better than the pizza I've been eating which is... lemme lturq... HMM HAPPENS TO BE CHEESE PIZZA.  Either way Delicious.  Samosa.  That's either a kind of alcohol drink OR Indian or Middle Eastern Bread.  Gonna go with alcohol drink.  And then LURQ what kinda bread I'm thinking of.  OK FRIED SNACK with filling.  That's KIND OF what I was thinking of???  Either way SOUNDS GRAT hook me up with some SAMOSA.  NOW.  No time like the present!
   True story.  Past and future are great but man oh man is the present the most relevant period of time ALL THE TIME.  What else is going on.  Fourth paragraph.  Lookin' like I'll be able to fit in all paragraph for Act I and II.  Then again ya never know when I might get distracted one way or another or a third or fourth way.  Hmm.  Mets DIVISION LEAD is only 2 games.  Big different winning division and winning wild card these days!  Not sure WHAT it is exactly but IT'S A LOT LESS CONVENIENT playoff-wise.  Also JOKERS ARE WILD.  They Sure Are.  Where can I buy samosa.  Gotta imagine they sell that at Indian Restaurant.  Gotta imagine there's a dozen and a half Indian Restaurants available to me on DoorDash.  Lemme LTURQ.  Yeah it appears there's eight or ten straight up indian restaurants.  GOOD DEAL.  Now I gotta CLICK ONE AT RANDOM to see if they serve Samosa.  WOW THEY SURE DO.  Got lunches for the next 5 days already.  There's always next week!  USUALLY.
   Fifth paragraph!  I feel like Indian food will smell GREAT but there's a chance it'll smell TERRIBLE.  Good shot I don't smell much at all.  Now we've covered all the bases!  What about I smell it but I feel like it's a real neutral experience This Smell.  Hmm.  What's a good Neutral Smell.  I dunno.  I feel like I separate smells into Good and Bad.  Whatever let's move on with my life.  If I WERE gonna watch the sequel to That Thing You Did Last Summer that is a continuation of the first one, HOW LONG would that set me back in time.  I'm gonna guess it's an hour and thirty nine minutes.  Let's LTURQ.  101 minutes.  Sounds like an hour and fourty one minutes.  NOT BAD.  I was pretty close!  About as close whether you count credits or not.  So  I got that going for me is the point.  Also this is a movie THERE IS MEKHI PHIFER.  He's one of the main characters it looks like.  Maybe you could call him a supporting character.  NOT SURE how much they utilize him in the plot.  Hey great I'm gonna go get coffee now!
   WOW My Norton Antivirus got updated without me doing a thing!  My DAD updated it and they updated it on all computers HANDS FREE.  Maybe someone used their hand at some point.  Maybe they used two hands.  Maybe they used ALL THREE hands.  Anyway.  Is that a future thing.  They can attach bonus limbs and extremities and we can use them.  Gotta imagine in sixty years we'll have the technology that's like DOC OCK in Spiderman.  But the tentacles LOOK MORE HUMAN.  And if they drive us crazy it's ONLY A LITTLE BIT.  The new extremities have minds of their own but it's more BALANCED between them and us and also they're not EVIL.  Anyway how much time do I have to finish this act if I wanna have comfortably enough time for Act II such that my Day Is Not CrunchTime.  Let's say about fourty minutes starting now.  WOW THAT'S PLENTY OF TIME.  I CAN EVEN SAY THIRTY FIVE MINUTES STARTING NOW which is even BETTER.
   Seventh paragraph!  If I get dinner from diner today I can have the bread that comes with it for once instead of donating it to my parents.  Pair that with upcoming Salad (NEW OR OLD, whichever!).  I wouldn't need ALL the bread.  Maybe 1/3rd to 1/2.  Maybe all of it.  I don't know how much they're gonna give me!  Can't remember exactly how much is standard AND ALSO It may have even CHANGED since I used to eat it.  So that's good I guess what else is up.  Watch some more Elvis today.  What's the name of this jerk who plays Elvis.  Elvis. NO NOT IN THE MOVIE his real name.  It's not Elvis?  NO IT'S JUST A CHARACTER HE'S PLAYING.  Oh okay what Is his name.  Looks like this jerk's name is Austin Butler.  Feels like I've heard that name before.  Maybe in reference to him playing Elvis.  That'd make a ton of sense.  Anyway.  Butler does vocals for young Elvis!  Great!  Not old Elvis.  That's REAL Elvis apparently.  BUTLER IS REAL ELVIS NOW.  MOVIES ARE REAL.  I guess that might be accurate!
   Three paragraphs to go.  So much time to work with.  Like ten or fifteen minutes!  How about that.  I dunno.  If I have Cornt beef I'm gonna heat that deli meat in the microwave real good.  Maybe not REAL good.  Halfway good.  I'm okay with that I guess!  Either way Hmm.  Feels like I'm due to get distracted right about now.  OR POWER THROUGH IT.  What else is good.  Maybe I should experiment with taking masking tape off Cable Box Digital Clock.  Don't know WHY that occurred to me.  Just feels like an interesting way to mix things up and add some excitement to my days!  So that's good and crap I dunno let's say I have thirty minutes to write 2.5 paragraphs.  HOLY CRAP AMAZING and whatknot.  What kinda shirt am I wearing today.  Wilco shirt.  Small shirt!  Perhaps tightest shirt I wear IN THEORY.  However it doesn't adhere to my texture.  That can't be good English.  The point is I don't FEEL uncomfortable in it and presumably don't LOOK uncomfortable in it.  Or Look DUMB in it.  What do I care if I look uncomfortable.  I just don't wanna BE IT or look DUMB.  Hey great 2 paragraphs to go.
   Okay.  Shit and crap.  Figure I'll watch some ELVIS after my shower and then latch onto Mets game.  Probably watch Elvis and go back and forth between that and fast forwarding through Mets game.  ARE THERE people who are frozen right now OFFICIALLY.  I know it's an urban legend Walt Disney did that.  Odds are against that being true.  But I feel like there's good odds SOME PEOPLE Froze themselves purposely AND we know about it AND PERHAPS it's even an official organization running Looking After Them.  Lemme LTURQ.  Google WHERE CAN I GET FROZEN.  That will only lead me to streaming services with the film Frozen.  Hmm.  Where can I get my BODY frozen for future wake-up purposes.  I think there are companies that straight up do this legally and out in the open!  I can't back that Thinking up completely.  Just SCAN READED the wikipedia article.  But you get the point of what I got the point was.  I assume this is freezing people after they're dead.  Which is a lot less likely you'll become un-dead.  But I don't think it'd be legal to start freezing people while alive.  Cause that's kind of Just Killing People?
   Last paragraph of the act!  Is Suicide legal?  I GET that they can't arrest or charge you if you successfully committed suicide.  But I feel like if you attempt suicide I'm pretty sure there's no laws on the books they're gonna charge you with.  You've got ENOUGH problems.  Like wanting to be dead BUT HAVING FAILED to do so.  Anyway what else is going on.  I dunno.  Lotta time.  NO crunch time a all!  I could even get distracted one OR TWO times and STILL get everything in at the times I wanna get them in by.  The point is I FORGET.  I feel like I'd want to get Hooked Up To Electricity to see if I can live into the future.  Somehow connect my brain into CIRCUITRY and crap.  That might give me a better shot than just Doing Some Dumb Freezing of entire body.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Or invent it myself.  GREAT I get royalties every time someone does it.  Think of how many royalties I'll have accumulated by the time I wake up!  DOZENS of royalties I'd guess!  Anyway time to take a walk.  Be back soon.

That's The Impression I'm Under

    Hey! Give myself a solid entire Fourty Five minutes to write these five paragraphs.  Maybe have less indulgent ice cream sandwich as upcoming snack.  I got lots of options!  TWO GOOD ONES off the top of my head.  So that's good.  Got coffee #2. Downed remaining 20% of Last Cup in one shot before refilling my cup completely.  I'M GONNA HAVE THE ENTIRE TWO CUPS if it kills me!  No only having 1.8 cups or whatever.  Not for me!  What else is going on and crap.  Looking forward to being done with these paragraphs.  And then the entire day.  I feel like I'm gonna get a solid Kick out of going to bed tonight!  Hmm.  I think I skipped ice cream treat last night.  Or maybe I didn't.  Who can remember.  Probably no one.  Possibly my parents.  If one of them saw me IF it did happen.  Other than me or them I don't think anybody else would remember at all.  Maybe homeless person who lives in my attic.  Guess he's not homeless.  I feel like homeless and the Houseless Poor are synonymous.  Well houseless seems like a synonym of homeless at least.
   Fourth paragraph.  From the bottom.  Second paragraph from the top!  Not sure how I got confused there!  Pretty straight forward Counting.  Oh well live and learn.  Oh right still got that Rob Zombie film on Shutter to watch.  That'll probably happen at some point this week I feel.  It'd be a GOOD MOVE to watch it at some point!  Haven't UTILIZED Shutter in months.  What else.  HMM wonder what apple music playlist I'll start after finishing Today's Hits.  Maybe a ROCK N ROLL playlist.  Something along the lines of THE NEW ROCK.  Seems like one way to go with my life this week.  Not happy with this act so far!  Not happy with THE CONTENT.  Not happy with THE EXPERIENCE.  Not happy that I'M NOT ALMOST DONE WITH IT QUITE YET.  All in all one of the worst moments of my entire life.  Definitely in the bottom 60% at least.  I dunno about Definitely.  My life could take a real negative turn where I live to be 200 AND the last 150 years is FREAKIN' AGONY.  Suddenly Right Now seems KINDA GREAT.  So that's good.  I got that to look forward to!  Ah good news now I'm happy again.
   Third paragraph from top AND from bottom.  AMAZING JOB COUNTING.  Hmm.  What's going on and crap.  OR maybe DO have Good Ice Cream Sandwich with Lunch Sandwich.  Have something ELSE as upcoming snack.  NOW WE'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.  It's not MY language.  I claim no ownership!  Probably public domain at this point.  NO ONE can claim ownership, not anymore!  The point is WHEN CAN WE FINALLY START SINGING HAPPY BIRTHDAY in TV AND FILM.  Better LTURQ.  WHAT THE HELL.  It says the tune is from 1893 and the lyrics from 1912.  I THOUGHT WE CAN'T USE THAT IN TV AND FILM because of copywright.  And I TOHUGHT copywrite was 100 years.  BETTER LURQ where I'm wrong with this situation.  Not copywritten until 1935.  Maybe it existed for a really long time and no one thought to Call Dibs.  Either way.  They say MAYBE AT 2030 the copyright expires or something.  Either way we got SOMETHING to look forward to.  We don't know when exactly.  But what's important is that OUR BRAINS WILL BE ALIVE assuming it happens Eventually At Some Point.
   Penultimate paragraph of Daytime Day!  Sweet.  Maybe I don't have ice cream sandwich until Betwixt Lunch and Supper snack.  MAYBE NO ICE CREAM SANDWICH AT ALL in the next five and a half hours!  That'd be WEIRD.  Hmm.  How much time do I have to write the last 2 paragraphs.  About 25 minutes.  WOW.  I'm gonna guess halfway conservatively halfway liberally... it'll take me... Let's Say 14 minutes.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  It could be a wide range of time!  Could be between eight minutes and Let's Say Twenty Two minutes.  GONNA GUESS 12 as of now.  Well maybe 11 as of now. Wait I SAID 14 Originally.  Okay then let me RECALIBRATE and say TEN as of NOW.  That's pretty CONSERVATIVE.  Or liberal.  I forget what words mean in this context exactly!  Anyway.  What else is up.  I dunno.  Got distracted for three minutes!  GOOD I think that'll make my predictions MORE accurate not less.  So that's good I guess.  Hmm.  Gotta help my Dad install Sim Card into his phone this afternoon.  Just helped my Mom with it!  Now it's fresh in my mind How To Do It so I should be able to take care of that within 5 minutes.
   LAST paragraph of the Daytime Day!  Amazing!  Is today labor day or is tomorrow labor day.  Feels like tomorrow is labor day.  Only one way to find out though.  Just sit around waiting for somebody to tell me.  I'll keep you updated on this situation should it progress!  Hmm.  Labor day is tomorrow.  I looked it up myself.  I COULDN'T WAIT to find out.  I was really excited about gaining new knowledge!  So that's good.  Wait you get The Day OFF for Labor Day?  WHAT IS THIS BIZZARO WORLD?  Also I don't like how Seinfeld and/or the Simpsons and/or other TV shows made us know about Bizzaro World.  I feel like it should be an extremely obscure comic book reference I'd have NO CLUE about.  GOD DAMNIT. Anyway.  How long did it take me to finish the entry.  Hmm lost track of EXACTLY when I started Predictioning.  It may have been NINE minutes ago.  Off the top of my head when I said 14 minutes was about 9 minutes ago.  Dangit I should have KEPT A RECORD of when I started predictioning.  The guess even being off by 1 or 2 minutes is SIGNIFICANT in understanding the context.  What's going on again?  Oh.  Right.  I'll see ya tonight!

what's done is done

    Hello friends! Hm should I put a comma after, "Hello," but not just before Friends but BEFORE THE SPACE between, "Hello," and, "Friends?"  I dunno!  I feel like it's right gramatically but WRONG practically.  Oh well I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Let's catch up on Things I Ate today.  Small ice cream sandwich.  Cornt beef sandwich and cheez its.  Some sort of Fiber brownie.  Steak * Stuffed Mushroom.  SINGLE CALORIE UNIT OF KIT KAT. Chocolate tootsie pop right now.  WELL THAT'S GREAT JUST GREAT.  Forget just great.  It's GREAT POSSIBLY EVEN BETTER THAN GREAT.  Took my last ParkWalk backwards.  Maybe if I remember I will take next CityWalk backwards.  That'd throw everything for a loop!  Same loop!  Just in the other direction!  Finished watching Elvis.  Kinda feels like they zoomed through most of his career.  Then again maybe they zoomed through all of his career and I just didn't REGISTER IT until halfway into it or so.  Oh well such is life.  Perhaps one of Tom Hanks best Actings.  Usually you like Tom Hanks no matter where and when.  This time?  This movie?  I had no positive feelings at all for this character.  WOW.
   Maybe we can think BAZ LUNGREN for that.  Maybe WE Only Have Ourselves To Thank.  THank.  TomHANKs.  Thanks I'll be here all decade is what Elvis said during his Las Vegas concert.  Anyway what kinda fun crap do I got going on tonight.  Probably go with three beers tonight.  Just bit down on lollipop.  NOT BAD.  I feel like this was CHOCOLATE but from the ASSORTED Bag.  Good.  Integrated with other flavors.  Brings out the best in each individual flavor.  I feel thusly and whatknot.  Anyway how's Democracy going these days.  Still happy about Biden's pro-Democracy speech.  AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE ARE PRO-DEMOCRACY.  That's not so bad a world to live in!  Anyway.  Pretty sure I'm pro-Democracy until we invent an even better form of government!  I CALL IT DICTATORSHIP.  But THE TWIST IS I'M IN CHARGE.  I dunno.  I don't wanna do that!  But let's be honest if WE DID do that I'd be a benevolent dictator and everyone would be having a good time.  I'm not saying Let's Do That.  I'm just saying IF WE DID I don't think we'd be too disappointed.
   Third paragraph of the Act III Part I.  Got some BREAD with dinner.  I may have told you about this plan of mine.  Use Diner Dinner bread as side for salad.  I think we covered this EXTENSIVELY earlier today.  Could have been ENTIRE ACT II DEVOTED TO IT.  Either way HERE'S SOME MORE sentences about it.  Hmm.  Maybe have delicious POP TART as upcoming Indulgence Snack.  Nah I'd like a good Classic Breakfast of Ice Cream Sandwich and Pop Tart coming up Tomorrow Morning.  Why BLOW having a pop tart tonight.  Especially when it won't be complimented and COMPLETED with an ice cream sandwich.  That's Just DUMB.  Helped my Dad put his Sim Card in his phone.  SimCard is one of the most boring SimCity Games.  You design a greetings card to someone.  Ya know, greetings card.  Like a happy birthday or merry christmas or Congratulations Labor Day card.  What else is up.  When's Arbor Day.  And what is Arbor Day. I feel like it means TREES or AT TE VERY LEAST NATURE.  Better LTURQ.  Looks like Arbor day is the last Saturday in  April.  Does that include May.  I'm not sure what that's supposed to mean.
    Halfway through Act III part I!  Weird how Arby's slogan is We Got The Meats when their name is clearly branched off the term arbor which means LITERALLY "The Opposite of The Meats."  That's what it says IN THE DICTIONARY.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Finished beer #1!  Gonna go get a beer #2 in a few sentences or so.  Don't you worry about me.  And my compulsive drinking.  It may be Compulsive but... on the other hand... VERY LIMITED.  Also WHAT DOES COMPULSIVE MEAN EXACTLY NOW THAT I TINK ABOUT IT?  Wait no this IS NOT compulsive.  I looked it up!  STRONGLY FELT nope that does NOT describe this.  Moving on.  MOVING ON!!!  Oh right beer #2.  Anyway if I WAS Benevolent Dictator one of my first acts would be dissolving dictatorship and instituting some sort of Democracy.  Not MY FIRST act.  Might as well do A Dozen Or Two Acts because HEY WHY NOT THIS IS MY MOMENT IN THE SUN might as well GET SOME stuff I like done.  But after thirty or fourty acts that are PERMANENT even once Democracy starts THEN we get into a Democracy FOR REAL AND FOR GOOD.
    Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I!  Startin' beer #2.  Maybe have a great fun Quest Bar.  I still got the one-off Oatmeal Resin Chocolate Chip Quest Bar.  I'll stuff that down my gullet sure no problem.  What kinda music am I gonna have going for me tonight.  Personal Conscious Shuffle-em-up.  Bounce from song to song but ON MY OWN ACCORD.  SPEAKING OF ACCORD I can listen to Weird AL ACCORD IAN.  I listened to a Weird Al song LAST walk.  YODA.  Maybe that was the walk before last walk.  Either way HEY HOW ABOUT ALBUQUERQUE.  That's an EPIC SAGA of a song.  Not sure it's right for TONIGHT but in general IT'S A GOOD SONG TO GO WIT.  The good news is whatever happens will be for the best.  Not sure why I'm operating under the delusion but there's worse delusions to operate under!  If you're operating probably should be busy paying attention to the operation and not be distracted by anything.  Otherwise you're bound to mess up Operation!  AND THEN WHERE WOULD YOUR VICTIM BE.  Anyway.  Jeez.  BETTER not have to Halfway Desperately need to use that bathroom upcoming walk.  IF I THREATEN my bladder enough It will HAVE to listen to me.
   Yeah!  Last paragraph for Act III Part I.  Gonna have to go to Laundromat over the next couple of days.  To bring in my Dad's delicates.  For some reason everything else we all do Home Laundry but for my Dad's underwear and socks WE Gotta bring to laundromat once every month or two.  I GOTTA DO IT.  Anyway that'll be in Morning sometime POSSIBLY tomorrow but PROBABLY MORE LIKELY the day or two after that.  Either way FINE lemme take care of that why not I like helping out around the house.  And outside the house as the case may be!  So that's good.  Better LURQ Weird Al discography so I can figure out The Best Weird Al Song to listen to Coming Up.  Hmm.  "I'll Sue Ya."  In retrospect nothing special about that song.  But I can IMAGINE getting A KICK out of it.  Nah that seems like a clunker in Further Retrospect.  I may be using the word retrospect wrongly ONE or TWO or perhaps MORE THAN TWO times this paragraph.  Either way NOPE That's not gonna make the cut Tonight.  Well I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  See ya soon!

   Hey!  Got oatmeal raisin chocolate chip cookie Quest bar.  Really enjoying it!  I think I got it once before but didn't particularly enjoy it one way or the other.  NOT TONIGHT.  I am enjoying it.  ONE WAY.  IN TEH DIRECTION OF POSITIVE.  Anyway had it in Cabinet unrefridgerated.  Feel like it was the right move.  Maybe it coulda been A LITTLE Harder and More Solid but OVERALL this is the best logical tangible outcome.  So that's good!  Gonna start beer #3 in a couple of sentences.  Why can't I start it now.  Because I'm busy TYPING THESE SENTENCES you idiot.  Anyway started the beer now.  A little bit Ahead Of NightTime schedule today!  Don't normally think carefully about how NightTime schedule is going.  But compared to past nights I'd often be about 15-20 minute DEEPER into the night than I am.  Now.  Tonight.  Deep!  Schedule.  Night!  Night.  Night.  Schedule!  What's going on again? 
   Three paragraphs to go!  What Tales In The Crypt episode would I be watching Twere I to watch an episode tonight.  HMM.  I can't guess it off the top of my head.  That's no fun.  Oh MANIAC AT LARGE.  Perhaps one of the top 2 or 3 episodes By The Measurement of I NEVER REALLY PAY ATTENTION TO THIS EPISODE AT ALL.  Hardly recognize the plot points ONE BIT.  So that would be fun to Not Watch Carefully Again tonight.  Presumably.  What kinda fun breakfast I got.  Classic breakfast LIKE I SAID.  Or black * white breakfast like I'm Saying NOW.  I may have said it before, too!  Not today though.  I'd REMEMBER if I said something about that.  I'd remember lots of things if I Did The Things I'd Remember Them.  Huh.  HEY Young Frankenstein is on HBOMax.  I noticed it because It's under the HORROR GENRE which I regularly check.  I've never seen this film.  I've seen BITS once or twice.  Not even BITS AND PIECES.  It's so few BITS I can't even comfortably say I've Seen Bits And Pieces!  HEY GREAT I'll watch that sure throw it on the pile of things for me to watch.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Good deal.  I listened to I'll Sue Ya.  And then later on I listened to Lame Claim To Fame followed by Hardware Store.  I have no regrets.  Especially about Hardware Store.  Now THERE'S a quality Weird Al song.  The point is what else is crap and shit.  Just spilled a little bit of beer in my lap.  And now it's dripping down my body.  And eventually Into Chair.  Gotta imagine I should sop some of this up.  If not for my Lap then AT LEAST FOR THE CHAIR.  Eh I think I'll survive.  It was A SMALL AMOUNT of beer.  What harm could it do.  Stain the chair?  THAT SOUNDS HARMFUL but ya know what I'm not worried.  What else is up.  Maniac at large.  I'll put that on the TV when I'm done here.  I may even make some sort of tangible effort To Watch It.  Ya never know what kinda crazy turns this mixed up world is gonna make.  So that's good.  The point is I have no Egg White ready right now.  I CANNOT have balanced breakfast tomorrow EVEN IF I WANTED TO.  Oh was that the point?  Okay.  I was wondering what the point was.
   Last paragraph.  Delightful!  What if I started watching Rob Zombie movie after this paragraph.  I dunno.  It'll be around 10 PM.  Kinda late to START doing something.  Kinda too late to do ANYTHING.  Somehow it's even too late to GO TO BED.  I'm scared hold me.  Put corned beef in microwave today. I was gonna try it cold and I had one bite that way and was like NOPE. This AIN'T IT.  Gonna microwave it for the rest of this Lunch Experience.  And I did.  And it was FINE.  Coulda been worse!  WHY CAN'T I FINISH THIS ENTRY.  I think we can all agree it's best to just move on with our lives at this point.  Until tomorrow.  When we start over again.  WE'LL BLOW UP THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE GET THERE.  For NOW let's just Go To Our Collective Beds.  Watch our Collective Tales In The Crypt episodes.  Take Our Collective PILLS.  Sounds like one way for Everyone to go or something.  What else is up.  That's It!  Wonderful.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-9:55 P.M.

Saturday, September 3, 2022

Finally Time For Crap

    Hey!  What's up!  About thirty minutes behind schedule today.  Probably aim for regular Acts I and II BUT I may decide to cut off Act I at 8 or 9 paragraphs.  Or cut off Act II at 4 paragraphs or something.  I dunno.  Either way what a wonderful day.  Did a Smallish binge overnight.  Around 650-800 calories worth.  A lot for Not A Binge.  Small for A Binge.  In retrospect not really THAT bad.  We're talkin' gaining a fifth of a pound.  Not GOOD.  Anyway mostly CANDY.  Some of my Mom's Dove Candies.  Some of my new Kit Kat minis.  WONDERFUL time to move on with my life.  Oh also I have a 125 calorie allotment for NighMight snacks.  So subtract that from the Overall Picture to see what's actually Overboard.  AMAZING now we're talking.  Mets game at 7:10 PM.  Now we're talking Again!  Hmm.  Just made coffee.  Started New Bag.  Transferred entire Bag into Big Can we have saved.  USED TO GET COFFEE GROUNDS IN CAN.  NOW BAG.  WE SAVED A CAN AT SOME POINT.  TRANSPORT A BAG INTO A CAN.  Wow what a great story!
   Hmm.  Had black and white breakfast.  2.5 black and whites!  Right on target.  Gonna have chicken with garlic sauce for lunch.  Chicken WITH garlic sauce is wrong.  Chicken AND garlic sauce is even worse.  Must be chicken IN garlic sauce.  Better LTURQ just to be sure.  Well they say Chicken w. Garlic Sauce.  We can only assume w means WITH.  Cause anything else would be EVEN WORSE.  Anyway delicious.  What's for dinner tonight?  Solid chance it's gonna be starting Steak * Stuffed Mushroom meal.  OR one-off pizza.  EITHER WAY I COME OUT ON TOP.  Cause they're both DELICIOUS.  So that's good.  Anyway haven't really given any serious thought to limiting calorie intake today to make up for NightMight snacking.  Maybe I should!  Regular meals but less snack.  Hmm.  Lemme think about that.  If I Move around my calorie considerations just so... hmm.. calibrating... calibrating... NO TIME TO CALIBRATE FULLY NOW.  Maybe on upcoming walk I'll calibrate.  NOW I GOTTA TYPE STUFF.  What else is up.  Twitter just got around to being upset about regular broadcast channels not carrying Biden's speech.  GOOD.  Good that they're upset.  Not good that it happened.  GREAT.
   Third paragraph!  You could see it ONLINE presumably.  Yesterday as I went to YouTube to get to a Tales Crypt episode the first suggestion before I typed anything was something like Biden Speech.  So it'll reach YOUTUBERS or something.  Unless it was an algorithm that targeted me.  I don't think so.  This list of things usually is stuff that I'd guess is BEYOND personal algorithms.  Just an impression I guess!  Also I don't watch things that would make an algorithm suggest that to me.  So that's good.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Eat An Extra Dessert Day and National Waffle Week.  That's the most irresponsible National Food Of Tomorrow Day I'VE EVER HEARD.  Eat an EXTRA dessert?  That's even more than just A REGULAR dessert which in and of itself isn't ideal!  Well if you normally wouldn't have a single dessert maybe ONE dessert is extra TO YOU.  Anyway.  I'd like to see some numbers on the amount of dinners include a dessert.  I assume some people are more prone to desserts than others.  But I wanna see individual rates too!  Some people might do it every night.  Some people might NEVER do it.  Some twice a week, others eight times a month... YOU GET THE IDEA.
   Fourth paragraph!  Waffle week.  I can live with that.  Probably not gonna have a waffle myself.  THEN AGAIN I assume this week lasts through NEXT Saturday.  I could see myself getting Waffle by the end of This Upcoming Week.  Wonderful!  Hmm still have half a chocolate chip pancake.  That's fun.  I guess!  Still got enough egg white for one balanced breakfast.  That's fun!  I KNOW!  Anyway what else is crap.  Do I watch 2nd I Know The Summer You Did today?  Maybe not today.  But probably at some point within the next week or so.  It's got an AFRICAN AMERICAN WOMAN FRIEND.  IT BETTER HAVE BEEN BRANDY WHO PLAYED HER.  YEP IT SURE WAS.  How's Brandy doing.  Not a lot of Brandy in the news lately!  She released an album called B7 in 2020!  I assume it's about the chord.  That's a fun chord on the guitar.  No Spoilers but the generic way to play a B7 they teach you is UNLIKE ANY OTHER CHORDS!  So that's good or something I guess, I dunno.  Six paragraphs to go.  Maybe I do make an entire 10!  We'll see or somethin' I dunno.
   Yeah!  Gonna start coffee with Paragraph Six as normal at the very least.  Only 500 or 600 calories overboard over night?  That's not so bad.  I'm gonna guess B7 was Brandy's seventh album.  Otherwise what could SEVEN mean?  Deadly Sins.  What's a deadly sin.  Why the word, "Deadly," i mean.  Does committing them MAKE YOU DIE?  I DON'T GET IT and I NEVER WILL.  Well maybe I'll LTURQ and then get it.  Let's see.  Called Deadly Sins because they lead to the death of the soul.  Oh.  That makes a little bit of sense.  NOT TOO MUCH.  SOUL CAN'T DIE.  It could become CORRUPTED.  I think I know a little bit about how souls work THANK YOU.  Saw a speech on Country's Soul.  So that's good.  Lookin' at Track Listing of B7.  Any good song titles that jump out at me?  Bye BiPolar.  About her struggle with Bipolar... Disease?  That's what it's called right.  Normally Mental stuff isn't classified as DISEASE.  Maybe disorder or something.  OH WELL LIVE AND LEARN.  OH WAIT wikipedia explains she does not have bipolar disorder but meant it as a metaphor.  FUCK THAT THEN.
   Coffee!  I guess the new favorite title is Lucid Dreams.  But if you tell me Brandy also never had any lucid dreams now I'm REALLY upset!  Wait a second it just occurred to me it IS Bipolar Disorder.  I was diagnosed with it for a while.  Maybe a year or so.  Then they changed their minds!  Good deal SEE YOU IN HELL Bipolar Disorder context for my mental issues.  Got some coffee going.  Probably gonna aim for the standard 10 paragraphs for Act I at this point.  And maybe cut Act II by a paragraph or two if necessary.  MOST LIKELY won't be necessary.  But it's POSSIBLE.  Anyway let's move on with my lives.  None But The Lonely Heart Tales in the Crypt episode is coming up.  Oh Hey I just remembered I can watch ELVIS.  It's about time.  I've been waiting ALL MY LIFE to watch this movie.  Presumably then I'll wait ALL THE REST OF MY LIFE to watch it again.  THEN AFTER THAT I'VE SEEN IT MORE THAN ENOUGH.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  Oh the paragraph is over that's the best news I've heard in dozens of seconds.
   Seventh paragraph!  Four to go.  Let's say an entire Fourty minutes to write the four.  THIRTY MINUTES WOULD HIT THE SPOT THOUGH.  Hit the spot REAL GOOD.  Anyway I wonder how much pork fried rice I'm gonna be eating for upcoming lunch.  It all depends on how much chicken and/or vegetables I have left over!  The point is I'll have a good amount to eat.  Probably more than I had for dinner!  Probably had a slightly too small dinner all things considered!  NOW I KNOW where I went wrong and I KNOW how much I'm dealing with or something I dunno.  What else is up.  SATURDAY.  Not even Sunday.  For the last half hour it felt like a Sunday to me I THINK because twenty minutes ago I was looking at National Foods Of The Upcoming Sunday.  THAT WOULDN'T EXPLAIN THE TEN MINUTES BEFOREHAND.  Interesting point HMM I wonder.  Don't have all my flavors of soda in fridge right now.  Only HALF.  I think right now I got Diet Coke and Orange.  Wait I have root beer too.  And maybe Sprite.  But maybe I DON'T have dit coke.  NOW I'M CONFUSED.  Lemme LTURQ.
   Oh I got diet coke, diet root beer, and diet orange.  No sprite in the fridge.  Got it OUTSIDE The fridge.  Almost always I got ALL in the fridge at once.  JUST NOT ENOUGH ROOM RIGHT NOW I'm sorry to say.  Not so sorry to say it.  Sorry to KNOW it.  Not so Sorry To KNOW IT.  Sorry to have to EXPERIENCE it.  Oh okay that checks out.  What else is going on and crap.  Hmm.  2 beers yesterday.  At this point I'm comfortable having 3 beers any night it feels remotely right.  What else is going on and crap.  When does Mets Playoffs start.  Lemme LTURQ.  WOW Last game of Mets season is OCTOBER 5th.  Seems pretty late.  I guess playoff starts 2-5 days after that or so.  WILD CARDS at least.  So that's fun and crap.  Not sure if I'd recognize Brandy by sight or sound beyond this Summer Movie.  Lemme LTURQ.  I don't think I'd recognize any songs off the top of my head.  Oh well such is life.  Not my genre of music!  STILL THOUGH.  What else is up.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Really breezin' through Act I.  It's Great I gotta say.  Not the quality of the act.  The fact that I'm breezin' through it.  Anyway.  Idea I might get steak * stuffed mushroom tonight INFLUENCED what I got from Chinese Food last night.  Might have gotten BEEF with garlic sauce instead.  But I didn't wanna double up on beef!  In the end it's for the best.  Chicken is healthier and arguably more delicious with garlic cause.  Then again what else is going on and crap.  I expected MORE from Crystal Shrimp Dumplings.  I thought it's be like eight or ten of em.  Only five.  Which is not a problem!  I was planning on only having THREE with each half.  So now I'm ONE short instead of SEVERAL Too Much.  Make up that One Short with more rice, easy.  NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL.  Also where I'm at in the morning in relationship to where I'm at with the entry?  NOT A PROBLEM AT ALL.  Gonna fit in everything Real Normal Schedule Like!
   Huh.  I DID NOT KNOW I'd be getting SOUP with combination last night.  On the menu it implied JUST RICE.  WHAT A WONDERFUL BLESSING.  I get to have the soup as a Sandwich Side some point over the next day 2 or 3 days.  Not today.  Does that count as The Next Day.  Hmm.  What else is crap and shit.  What kinda snack I got coming up in 2 hours.  Could be a SMALL 70 calorie snack.  Could be AVERAGE 100 calorie snack.  PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE.  I CAN'T BE HAVING a 130 Calorie Snack THAT MAKES ABSOLUTELY NO SENSE within the context of Today Day.  Hmm.  Never took a shower yesterday.  Man oh man when I take a shower in a little bit I'm gonna be CAKED with dirt.  COATED with dirt.  COKED with dirt.  KATED with dirt.  THE POINT IS I need this shower BAD.  Hmm.  Maybe I should get new glasses JUST FOR FUN.  I'd get A KICK out of seeing slightly better in one eye I feel.  Then again eh not worth the trouble.  So that's good.  I'm gonna take a walk now!  Be back soon!

Sure I feel Good About This

    Hey!  Let's give myself an entire fourty five minutes to write this act.  More than enough!  Also EASILY HAVE AN EXTRA THREE MINUTES ON TOP OF THAT if I want.  So basically LIFE IS GRAND.  Got some coffee going.  Diet coke.  HMM I can have hot and sour soup with Chicken with garlic sauce lunch instead of loading up on the rice to make do with small amount of chicken with garlic sauce.  NOW we're talking BALANCED Chinese Food lunch.  About as healthy as it can get.  No fried crap or anything.  Pretty sure pork fried rice is fried.  Yeah IN THEORY but it's RICE so it's HEALTHY.  Several things wrong with that sentence.  Oh well such is life.  What else is up.  Aim to have about a 150 calorie surplus/deficit-depending-on-how-you-look-at-it today.  Make up for that bonus calories I ate by a little bit!  In the end not as bad as it could have been. NOT BY A LONG SHIT.  My a medium Shit.  /Shot.  Not sure what word I'm trying to say exactly.
   Four paragraphs to go for Act II!  Amazing!  Still remains to be seen what kinda snack I'm dealing with in an hour and Oh I Don't Know 20 minutes.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  Maybe frosted flakes bar.  I don't like those the first 3 or 4 times but THIS TIME AROUND it's GOTTA be a positive experience.  I know going into it not to expect much.  It's still FOOD.  Still SUGAR.  How bad could it be.  ABOUT A 3.5 out of Ten Bad.  OH OKAY that checks out I guess.  Not sure I'm a fan of this Chinese Restaurant who puts soup in a cup.  I don't care if its the right AMOUNT of soup.  It comes in a container that's like a DRINKING container not in a SOUP EATING container.  Look at first Did I Like It for the NOVELTY of it?  SURE!  But over time IT'S WORN THIN and now I HATE it.  Then again hot and sour soup, delicious.  And nutritious.  Reasonable amount.  I just don't like the shape AND OR FORM of the container.  Might be sytrofoam.  Not sure I like that.  Not sure it's styrofoam.  That might not be good for containing hot soup at all!  What do I know!
   Third paragraph from the TOP.  Third paragraph from THE BOTTOM.  WOW talk about your Symmetry.  Maybe later.  What's up.  I've never had a turkey based dish from any Chinese Food Restaurant.  Not sure I've ever SEEN a turkey based dish on ANY menu.  I know Turkey Grease in a Chinese Food Restaurant is a Plot Point in The Wire though.  So it exists SOMEWHERE.  Lemme LTURQ.  Google TURKEY BASED Chinese Food.  EMPHASIS MINE GOOGLE.  You could have figured that out.  I'm the one who typed it.  Anyway Google DO YOUR THING.  NOPE.  No standard Chinese Food with Turkey.  No turkeys in China!  THUS no Chinese Food with Turkey.  Chinese Americans can surely come up with SOMETHING though.  I think I'd have a blast with some of these generic Chinese Dishes with different protein bases having turkey as a base.  NOW THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT.  CHINESE FOOD RESTAURANTS.  Why do I keep saying Chinese Food Restaurants and not just Chinese Restaurants or Chinese Food.  I DON'T KNOW.  Get off my back about it though is the point!
   Wow.  Finishing the DayTime Day of Acts way ahead of time especially in relation to when I got up and started Act I.  Oh well don't count chickens before they hatch.  Might hatch and then there's nothing inside.  Phantom chick!  What else is up.  If it twere up to me, what would I prefer for dinner tonight.  THINK I'll just go with Steak * Stuffed Mushroom.  BUT I'll lean into it NOT Being up to me.  Let my MOM decide.  Or my DAD decide.  That way HEY GUESS WHAT suddenly I'm a good son!  Probably was a good son before, too!  This just seals the deal!  Hmm.  Feels like I might enjoy a Frozen Ice Cream treat as upcoming snack.  Perhaps!  What else is up.  Let's export some turkeys to China.  That'd be a good trade.  Well what are we getting back in return.  THE SATISFACTION OF A JOB WELL DONE.  The job of HELPING people.  Helping CHINA.  They'd get a kick out of turkeys are you kidding.  Hmm.  Not sure if we're supposed to be actively Against Helping China.  Feels like we're supposed to be in a Cold Cold War with China.  Helping them might HELP THEM STRATEGICALLY GEO-POLITICALLY-ECONOMICALLY.  WE CAN'T HAVE THAT!
   Gonna have to look into that one.  What's the population of China.  I'm gonna say 800 Million.  WAIT NO 700 million.  WAIT NO... fine... lemme just LTURQ... 1.4 Billion.  Go figure!  I WAS WAY OFF.  Oh well what can ya do.  If they just bought everyone a Big Mac ONCE that's over ONE BILLION BIG MACS SOLD.  JUST ONCE.  Man oh man that's a lot of Big Macs.  So that's some context about the consequences and whatknot of China's population.  Sounds good.  GOOD FOR MCDONALDS.  And anything that's good for McDonalds is good for AMERICA.  Probably.  Feels like McDonalds is something to root for Geo-politically-economically.  Couldn't HURT at least.  Hmm.  What else is up.  I could be 25 minutes later into the day and just barely be on schedule.  WOW sounds like I'm about... 25 minutes... ahead of Just Barely being on schedule.  Good Math Skills there.  Also the good math skills of 1.4 billion TIMES ONE being 1.4 billion.  Pretty happy with myself with that Number Crunching too.  Anyway.  That's it for now!  Be back tonight!

i've been waiting all day

    Hey!  Having a delicious Orange Tootsie Pop.  If I had to pick a Citrus Flavored tootsie pop orange would definitely be in my top three or four choices!  What did I accomplish today.  Had pizza for dinner.  Ate the entirety of what I ordered.  TWO SICILY-style slices.  No cutting off Edges as a SaladSide.  Slices weren't that big.  Was appropriate to eat the whole enchelada.  By which I mean the whole entirety of the two slices.  Not sure I've ever had an enchalada.  I probably have but wasn't conscious at the time of what I was doing.  That doesn't check out.  I think if I've had Enciliada I'd remember it!  I REMEMBER EVERYTHING I DO.  Sometimes I forget ONLY TO REMEMBER AGAIN LATER.  So that's something to keep in mind.  In the process of chewing center of tootsie pop.  The reason it took me less than a paragraph is because I WROTE a once-in-a-blue moon part of entry I ended up deleting.  It was just 2 paragraphs of me Looking Up What An Enchilada Is and keeping a running play-by-play.  I can't remember the last time I EDITED this website.  AT LEAST months ago.  Either way.  Enchilada is like a burrito.  Different kinda tortilla base.
   So that's all good.  Still have half a chocolate chip pancake.  Maybe remember to eat that as upcoming indulgent dessert snack.  AS LONG AS IT DOESN'T TAKE ME 2 PARAGRAPHS TO DO A RUNNING PLAY BY PLAY.  Actually that would be EVEN BETTER.  That's 2 paragraphs worth of Content taken care of!  Who KNOWS what kinda time that would save me!  Hmm.  What else is up.  Anyway Quiet Quitting HOW CAN I LOUDLY GET A JOB.  Whatever.  Man if only I had kept the 1.5 paragraphs about me lamenting how difficult it is to register What An Enchilada is I'd be UP TO THE FREAKIN fourth paragraph of the Act III Part I already.  DANGIT.  Oh well maybe in the end it'll turn out to be the right decision.  It was the TOUGH move but in the end it was the RESPONSIBLE move.  Maybe.  Maybe it turns out to be neither right or responsible.  Sometimes people make bad decisions!  Sometimes people ARE bad decisions.  YEAH.  Anyway probably have corned beef sandwich for lunch tomorrow.  I really feel enthusiastic about it TODAY already.  Also probably get steak * stuffed mushroom starting tomorrow night.  Is that redundant on the beef?  YOU BET.  GOOD redundant.  I've heard of Quiet Quitting but have you heard the good news about Double Up Dining.  EATIN SIMILAR TING twice in a row.
    Hmm.  ENTIRE FOUR PARAGRAPHS TO GO FOR ACT III PART I?  Oh well that kinda stuff is bound to happen now and again.  What do I got going for me.  Been listening to TODAY'S HITS playlist.  Starting to get the hang of some of these songs.  I CAN DIG EM.  I can dig anything I put my mind into.  EXCEPT FOR STAINLESS STEEL.  Maybe I could dig that with some sort of SHOVEL MADE FROM DIAMOND.  But your standard shovel ain't gonna make a dent in STAINLESS STEEL.  STOP THE STAINLESS STEAL.  What's going on again?  Hmm.  Trump doing a Semi-Fascism Rally tonight.  I'm under the impression that I'm assuming he's gonna do some semi-fascism material!  Oh good now I remember it's a semi-fascism movement.  Now I get to move on with my life.  On to forgetting other disappointing and/or upsetting things.  Hmm.  Are there people on the side of the camera that Trump faces at rallies.  It's always him standing in front of a podium with people behind him.  And he's obviously looking in direction of camera although not at camera.  Just occurred to me I have no proof there's people on the side where the camera is.  There might be an entire 100% of the crowd Behind Him and he's giving the speech to Nothing.  Hmm.  REALLY MAKES YA THINK.
    Fourth paragraph!  Amazing.  Anyway.  I think that's a traditional 16 Year Anniversary Gift.  Shovel Made of Diamond.  And how big the shovel is could either be an indicator of your relative wealth level OR your relative How Much You Love Your Significant Other Level.  Maybe you make PEANUTS but you love your S.O. TO THE MOON and/or Back so you give em GIANT SHOVEL made out of diamond.  I dunno how you and your significant other work, leave me out of it!  Or get me involved, that could be fun too!  Either way ENTIRELY UP TO YOU how much you wanna incorporate me into your relationship!  Hmm.  Watched the first 45 minutes of ELVIS: The Elvis Presley Movie.  Pretty good!  I'm getting a, "Kick," out of it!  So far so good.  I wish ladies loved me as much as they loved Elvis. ...OR COOL J.  Oh well you take what you can get.  What can I get.  I dunno but whatever it is I'LL TAKE IT.   Just starting beer #2!  SO FAR SO GREAT.  Two paragraph to go!
   Hmm.  Had soup with Chinese Food lunch today.  Still have a bunch of pork fried rice left.  Decided to put it back in fridge!  I guess it's PLAUSIBLE I could use some of that as an upcoming SandwichSide.  PERHAPS AS SOON AS TOMORROW LUNCH.  It'd be fun to get some use out of it.  It'd also be fun to throw it out.  I'd get a real kick out of Wasting Food.  Makes me feel like a big man.  Anyway what else is up.  At the very least I should gather all the tiny pieces of Pork in the pork fried rice and eat those.  Rice comes and rice goes but The Bits Of Pork YOU WANNA MAKE TE MOST OUT OF.  Can't let them bits of pork go to waste.  That's my interpretation of things.  Not happy with how long it took to microwave soup.  All times I put it back in after deciding it wasn't hot enough, I feel like it was 7 or 8 minutes overall in microwave.  COULDN'T have been that much. But it FELT like it.  Maybe it was five minutes.  Either way WHO GIVES A FIG.  And WHERE CAN I FIND THIS FIG.  I wanna intercept it so now I Have All The Figs.
   Last paragraph of the Act III Part I!  Half a pancake would be best in oven for 20-25 minutes.  HOWEVER it'd also be best Right When I Get Home.  Not gonna ask my Dad to put it in oven while I'm on my walk.  Maybe AIM to put it in oven when I get home BUT I can make an E.D. (Executive Decision) to have it cold when I get home.  What kind of executive am I.  PRESIDENT.  I'm not the president.  NO but I've seen SEVERAL of them on TV.  Oh okay that checks out then.  What else is going on and bullshit.  Just about time to take a nice Recess NightWalk.  I think I'm gonna enjoy it.  I'll listen to great songs that we all remember from moments in our lives.  DEELIGHTFUL.  Is Microwave an option for pancake.  NO YOU IDIOT wait.. maybe if I change my interpretation of upcoming snack a little bit... yes, yes... that could work!  So that's good and bullshit.  Wait a second E.D. already means erectile dysfunction.  Also I think your Erectile can malfunction in worse ways than Not Functioning.  I don't wanna get too graphic but THERE'S A LOT OF WEIRD STUFF THAT COULD HAPPEN.  Hmm.  Like what.  I dunno you've ever seen a rocket ship explode on take off?  THAT SORT OF THING.  Also exploding isn't ejaculation.  Exploding is EXPLODING.  THAT'S WHY IT'S BAD.  Anyway paragraph over see ya soon. 

   HEY!  Put half a pancake in oven for 22 minutes.  Worked out okay.  In the process of taking bites from it right now. ...Alright just finished it that's enough of that nonsense.  Maybe have some sort of coffee ice cream ice cream bar later.  MAYBE FUDGE FLAVOR.  The point is I got lots of options.  Like three of them!  THOSE TWO and an ice cream sandwich option.  WOW!  Mets game is over.  THEY LOST.  That's not supposed to happen.  Anyway feels like it's one of those years the Mets might make it deep into the playoffs.  It's PLAUSIBLE.  Because they will MAKE the playoffs.  And then it's a CRAP SHOOT.  That's what happens when you hit a Clunker when injecting heroin.  YA get one that's baking powder?  CRAP SHOOT.  Does NOTHIN' for ya.  I don't know maybe Baking Powder gets you Halfway There what do I know.  I've never INJECTED heroin.  Huh.  Probably not gonna drink another beer tonight.  WOW only two beers for the third or fifth night in a row!
    Three paragraphs to go.  Presumably just gonna go to bed after I'm done.  Well WITH ICE CREM EXPERIENCE though.  Probably should finish my Egg Whites.  Have balanced breakfast tomorrow morning.  If I want I can have CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH: THE MOST WONDERFUL BREAKFAST EXPERIENCE Possible.  Other than some sort of Classic Breakfast of a pop tart + ice cream sandwich.  If you get ANYTHING out of reading this website I hope it's that ice cream sandwich and pop tart BUT NOT IN THAT ORDER is a good classic breakfast for me and it could be one for you if that's the direction you wanna put your life in.  Now it's YOUR problem not mine.  Still kinda my problem as well.  But now we share the problem which lightens the load.  Feels like that should be an inspirational quote.  Sharing a problem with a friend will lighten both of your loads.  Except for theirs.  They have 100% more load.  Also kinda sounds like you're being a toxic friend.  Kinda sounds like YOU SHOULD LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS ALONE IF YOU REALLY CARED ABOUT TEM. 
   Penultimate paragraph!  Another walk A THIRD RUINED because of having to use bathroom.  Well I didn't HAVE TO USE A BATHROOM.  Just needed to expel urine!  And in our society that requires a bathroom IF I WANTED TO PLAY BY THE RULES.  But in ESSENCE I did not need to use a bathroom at all.  Just need a quick, easy and acceptable way to expel some urine!  WHICH I DIDN'T HAVE AT ALL.  Had to wait till I got home.  WHATTA SCAM.  Anyway I dunno.  I'm halfway in a Tales In The Crypt episode.  Guess I could finish that when I'm done here.  It's only 10-15 minutes worth of crap!  I CAN DO THAT EASILY if I felt like it was EASILY DECIDED to be THE RIGHT TING TO DO.  Which it ISN'T.  Oh okay sure.  The point is I GOT NOTHING out of chocolate chip pancake snack except for FINISHING the chocolate chip pancake supply.  I NO LONGER have to eat any of it.  SEE YOU IN HELL. ...Chocolate chip pancake supply.  BUT ALSO ALL OF YOU.  After the next paragraph, at least.  Also after the rest of the website's life with entries.  The point is I'll see you all many more times In Life but also presumably ultimately In Hell.
    Eventually.  That'll be fun.  Watch more ELVIS tomorrow.  Maybe all of it!  Dunno.  Got close to 2 hours left!  NOT SURE I CAN FIT IN ALL THAT ELVIS in one day.  What else is going on and bullshit.  Feels like I dropped food 3-4 times of the last 2 days and only ONCE did I find what I was looking for trying to pick it back up.  SO GREAT now bugs are gonna come to my room.  How do they know the food is there.  I DUNNO SONAR AND CRAP.  Not my problem.  It's my problem YEAH but it's not problem HOW just THAT IT IS.  Sothat's good.  Wonder what kind nightmight snacking am I gonna do over the next 8 hours.  My guess is WHY BOTHER GUESSING WHEN I CAN JUST LET TIME TELL ME ITSELF.  Good point!  Jeez.  I guess that'll just about do it.  Not very happy with this paragraph!  Not really happy with this Act III Part II!  Not happy with MY LIFE.  Well my life could be worse.  Let's MACRO-it-out to Not Happy With TODAY ENTRY.  That's fair either way.  Hmm.  See ya tomorrow!

-10:38 P.M.

Friday, September 2, 2022

No Time For Titles Right Now

    Hey!  Gotta leave to go to eye doctor in about an hour and fifteen minutes.  Just got back from walk #1.  Either do Full Act I or do probably five paragraphs and fit in another walk!  Probably do that!  Looking ahead to Rest Of Day, probably end up missing one walk.  Could be zero.  Could be two.  Probably one!  GREAT.  I think I had not great NightMight snacking last night.  Could be wrong.  Could have even been NONE.  Between NONE and 350 calories.  I DON'T REMEMBER YOU IDIOTS.  I remember you idiots.  I don't remember my nightmight snacking though.  You idiots.  What else is going on.  Joe Biden speech last night.  Still like it!  Not sure what the overall coverage of it is.  Obviously some negative.  Cause people are dumb and/or ill intentioned!  Probably lotta positive.  History will remember it positively.  Assuming there if Future History.  Yesterday is future history. Or was future history.  Hmm.  That's a tough English question.  Yesterday WAS future history sounds better but yesterday IS future history seems more logically accurate.
   Oh well what can ya do.  Finished filling out long questionnaire for eye doctor.  Not sure why he needs to know my entire medical history and like 100 other questions.  JUST LOOK AT MY EYES YOU IDIOT.  What's the worst that could happen if you don't know whether my family members ever had migraines.  Probably NOTHING.  Mets game at 7:10 PM!  Good deal.  Probably finish I Know What The Summer Was Last Year this afternoon.  It's okay!  Probably even slightly better than I gave it credit for as a kid.  Pretty self aware of what it is and what it's trying to do.  Acting isn't bad!  Decent premise and atmosphere!  It's not gonna win any ACADEMY awards but it's a totally fine movie!  Maybe it'll win any academy awards.  It hasn't YET.  I think statue of limitations has expired at this point I guess.  Oh well such is life.  Had chocolate chip pancake for breakfast.  TWO HALVES.  Not a clean pancake.  The 2.5 pancakes left in the tin (I NEVER HAD THE OTHER ONE but stored it in its own thing) were STUCK to each other.  So I had TWO HALVES that were stuck to each other.  DELICIOUS.
   What else.  Three paragraphs to go in about half an hour presumably.  If I wanna write a sixth paragraph I'd probably have time for that, too!  What else.  Not too jarring to get up early today.  Basically got up about 30-45 minutes ahead of schedule.  But keep in mind SCHEDULE ITSELF is kind of slightly ahead of REAL generic schedule.  So that's good.  Hmm I picked up acoustic guitar for 12 minutes last night.  Maybe pick it up again today!  Or ECLECTIC guitar.  Man oh man I can play guitar video game.  Why haven't I been doing that?!  Not good at it.  Oh that checks out.  Possibly still some LAG even with course-correcting with the new external speakers.  A little bit of lag can RUIN EVERYTHING or something.  Possibly!  What else is up and crap.  Hmm.  One of the two beer cans in my room is severely crushed.  Not sure how that happen.  Did it fall of nighttable AND I stepped on it severely over night?  HMM.
   Anyway when I first left house for walk Kinda felt like I needed a sweatshirt jacket!  Which is GREAT.  I'd love to wear some sweatshirt jacket!  Then it went away and I was decently warm.  Maybe slightly TOO WARM.  Either way that's a fun story I'll tell it again later if I remember.  Anyway let's not get ahead of ourselves with Guitar.  Probably won't happen!  That's life I guess.  What else.  Figure Act II will be 10 paragraphs if Act I is one.  That seems like the intuitive way to go!  What else.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... International Bacon Day.  Sounds good to me.  I'd have some International Bacon.  Maybe not Canadian Bacon.  It's DIFFERENT.  It's still good but NOT QUITE BACON.  Anyway.  I don't like the part of eye doctor appointment where they get right up in your face.  Which is most of the visit I guess.  I don't feel comfortable with this and whatknot!  How much time do I have to comfortably finin this act.  Let's say 13 minutes.  Oh okay that's more than enough time for one paragraph!
    Wonderful.  Twitter response to Biden speech in my feed is mostly people defending it from attacks.  Gotta imagine a lot of First Response to speech wasn't attacks though right?  RIGHT?  Anyway Nate Silver DELUXE model of predictioning had Democrats at 69% to win senate!  WOW.  I think his DELUX model of predictioning had Biden beating Trump at like 82% right before election. And HE DID Win.  So let's get this 69% up about another 10% and WE'RE SITTING REAL PRETTYLIKE.  Still at a reasonable chance for House.  Let's get that up 65 more points though and I'd feel better about that too.  GOVERNORS.  That sort of thing.  Look a lot of these political roles incorporate Governing. What makes State Leaders special that they're Specifically the Governors.  I dunno it kinda makes sense to me.  Oh okay nevermind.  What else is going on.  Five paragraphs done already.  I'll be back later.  Presumably write 10 paragraphs between walks.  Maybe do TWO sessions of 5 paragraphs each.  Anyway I'll see ya later!

Well I Guess Now Is Fine

    Hey!  I'm back!  Took a walk after Act I.  Had 2 hour Eye Doctor appointment counting traveling both ways.  Took a walk.  NOW I'M HERE.  Gonna write standard 10 paragraph act for this Act II.  Looks like I'll easily fit in seven walks and possibly All Eight!  GREAT.  Chocolate chip pancake for lunch and perhaps Chinese Food for DINNER.  Just had my last ice cream in chocolate candy coating.  I THINK WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP, ONCE AND FOR ALL.  You can never be caught up once and for all.  Sure you can.  Right before your death.  The half second before Dying you devote to the last session of catching people up.  Then everyone's on the same page.  How will they know about your death.  Read about it in the paper, I dunno!  Anyway.  Gonna get new coffee grounds later today.  In time to make coffee for tomorrow!  STILL GOT some coffee from yesterday in pot.  GONNA HAVE THAT in half an hour or so.  Whenever I'm 5 paragraphs into this piece of crap Act.
    Hmm.  Biden might not get the best short term news coverage from Center-Right publications but in the end it was the right thing to do.  HISTORY WILL REMEMBER IT as the right thing to do both long term AND mid-term.  AND HOPEFULLY IN TIME FOR MID-TERM am I right?!?!  Anyway I'll get working on my Angelfire page devoted to Speech so I'm DOING MY PART in terms of being a proponent of Democracy.  WOW me doing my part?  That doesn't seem right.  Oh well I guess I'll do my part!  Makes sense in theory.  Also center-right news is really just Right LET'S GET INTO IT.  Nah I don't feel like getting into it right now.  OH OKAY I'll remind you later though if you wanna get into it then.  Sounds fair.  What else is going on and crap.  Hmm.  Not sure when I'm taking my shower today.  Not sure IF I'm taking a shower today.  Not sure I even KNOW WHAT A SHOWER IS today.  I remember knowing yesterday.  I might figure it out by next week.  Today though I'M STUMPTED.  Oh the thing with water.  Sprinkles on you.  Cleansing purposes.  Oh it's all coming back to me.
    Yeah!  Anyway.  It'd have been cool if I only had to write 5 paragraphs for this act. I'd be Pretty Deep into it already!  OH WELL that's not the world we live in.  We live in EARTH.  If you count THE ATMOSPHERE.  Otherwise we live ON Earth.  I feel like we could count atmosphere as part of Earth.  At the very least we could have a good faith debate on whether Atmosphere is Earth.  AT THE VERY MOST we can all agree Atmosphere is Part Of Earth ONE HUNDRED PERECENT without any dissent.  Now the ball is in Everyone Elses's Court.  Hmm.  What music playlist am I listened to starting Earlier Today.  I think ALT CNTRL.  You add in a Delete and GUESS WHAT we're gonna be Restarting Some Computers.  Or at the very least going to Task Manager.  At the very LEAST.  What else is up.  Eyes doin' pretty good!  Left eye is SAME.  Right eye is A BIT WORSE but Eye Doctor didn't even recommend me changing prescriptions.  She gave me a new one if I wanted.  She seemed to be a proponent though of EH DON'T BOTHER.  YOU'RE THE DOCTOR.  I hope.  Maybe you're an imposter!  Oh no I'm scared.
   Fourth paragraph!  Not sure the Nation has a Soul.  Maybe it should.  Also if it does wonder what body this NationSoul used to be in before reincarnating as America.  My guess is HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE.  Not rally.  I JUST LIKE THE HOLY ROMAN EMPIRE.  Makes me LAUGH or something, I dunno!  Hmm.  When souls re-incarnate can they just hang around in limbo or a while or do you go straight from One Nation to Another.  Cause IF SO what nation died in the 1770's.  Better LTURQ.  I feel like Prussia couldn't have lasted that far into the 20th century.  Maybe America Is Prussia.  Nah I'd say Prussia was around even up until World War Uno.  DISSOLVED 1918.  JUST AS I SUSPECTED the 2nd or 3rd thing I talked about Suspecting.  Hmm.  I WANT to google what nation died in the 1770's but I'm concerned that will make Google think I'm an idiot.  And then tailor all my future search results to Those That An Idiot Might Like.  IDIOT THINGS AIN'T MY JAM.  Well actually they kind of are.  BUT NOT IN THIS CASE.
   Fifth paragraph!  I could get excited and, "INTO," Chinese Food for dinner.  Stick with LO MEIN idea.  Maybe go with General Tso'c chicken instead.  Oh I know America is General Tso re-incarnated.  I dunno about that.  General Tso MAY have been from the 1800's.  OR MAYBE HE'S A MYTH that never actually existed. My guess is 1800's MAN.  GENERAL MAN.  Lemme LTURQ.  WELL KNOWN, "Military Man," from Hunan province of China.   THEIR TERM NOT MINE.  Although I guess now it's mine, too.  That's okay I'll stick with using, "Military Man," as a term from now on.  Anyway he existed 1664-19134.  WAIT THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.  Especially that the 2nd year is 5 digits!  I meant to say 1644-1912.  BUT EVEN THAT CAN'T BE.  He was a military leader of LAT QUING dynasty.  Which THE DYNASTY lasted those 300 years.  Could this guy have been 1800's?  SURE.  We have no way of knowing!  OH WAIT He played a key role in the TAPIPING REBELLION which was MID 1900's.  WOW 1800's.  I wonder if he was friends with The Last Samurai's Parent's generation.  I KNOW TOTALLY DIFFERENT COUNTRY SO WHAT.
   Sixth paragraph!  Coffee time!  Hey great how about that.  What kinda weaponry are we talking for 1800's Military Man.  Did they have Cannon Technology in China at the time.  They had FIREWORKS this we all know.  Presumably by the 1800's they realized they could use fireworks to kill people.  But they were just doing it with Straight Up Fireworks instead of adapting them into guns and crap.  HMM what kind of Primitive Fireworks WERE Chinese people working with Whenever They Came Up With It.  I'm gonna guess around TWO THOUSAND years ago.  Lemme LTURQ.  Around 200 BCE.  WOW SOUNDS LIKE I WAS RIGHT ON TARGET WITH THAT CRAP.  But what did F'works LOOK like.  I don't wanna READ a description I wanna see a GIF of 2000 year old Fireworks display.  Probably was just like a sparkler then.  Fireworks display didn't get into designs until OH I DON'T KNOW 800.  Better LURQ.  Ancient Fireworks Display.  Saw a result on youtube.  DIDN'T IMPRESS ME.  I imagined SKY WORKS and crap.  This was just explosions and crap at  ground level.  WHAT THE HELL.
   Seventh paragraph.  This whole time I thought Ancient Fireworks were Sky Designs and crap.  I think they were just like tiny POP EXPLOSIONS that were NOT IN SKY and WERE NOT BIG.  Maybe I'm an idiot and everyone else imagined that.  OR MAYBE everyone imaging Sky Works.  Whatever what else is going on.  Also MAYBE there WERE Sky Works and I just happened upon an Unimpressive YouTube.  Hmm.  Gonna almost definitely have a slightly late lunch.  Not by much!  Somewhere between 10 and 20 minutes later than usual or so.  So that's good.  Do other countries lean into Patriotism Fireworks like America does.  I feel like what's Italy or something gonna get out of Fireworks.  France.  It means NOTHING TO THEM.  Better LTURQ.  Do all countries find fireworks Patriotic.  THEY are popular around the world!  WOW.  AROUND.  Now we can be Around The World, too, in addition to being On It and In It.  IT'S ABOUT TIME.
   Amityville Horror.  Three more paragraphs to go for Daytime Day!  AWESOME.  What else is up.  I dunno.  Fresh Direct delivery presumably between 6 and 8 PM.  Presumably get Dinner Delivery around 7:30 PM ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL.  All things will NEVER be equal.  That's an impossible standard that can never be achieved.  Or All things are ALWAYS equal as the universe is in balance with itself.  I'd say either ALWAYS or NEVER.  NO MIDDLE GROUND about things being always equal.  Oh well such is life.  I'll look into that and keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  What else is going on and crap.  Good shot I'm having three beers tonight.  Good shot I'm not.  LOTS OF GOOD SHOTS is the point.  Hey Rob Zombie movie I never seen is on Shutter.  I like that streaming service!  Now we're talking.  BRUCE DAVISON IS IN IT?  Where do I know him from.  Better LTURQ.  I don't know what I know him from.  Most likely thing is WILLARD but I don't think that's what I'm thinking of!  Also in other things but THOSE aren't what I'm thinking of either.  And NO it's NOT a Tales In the Crypt!
   Oh well what can ya do.  Move on with your life or something!  Time to write 2 more paragraph!  Hmm.  Gonna put CCP in oven for 20-25 minutes.  If I was microwaving it I could have lunch only FIVE minutes late instead of potentially TWENTY FIVE minutes late.  OH NO what else is going on.  Tales In The Crypt to watch.  Finish watching I Know The Summer Last Summer AND watching the sequel.  METS GAME in the Evening.  It's called the evening because it's Evening the Score between Afternoon and Nighttime.  Oh okay that makes a lot of sense.  IS, "Evening," a word in that context.  Better LTURQ.  EVEN.  Verb.  MAKE OR BECOME EVEN.  Evening THUS must be a word TO MAKE OR BECOME EVEN or something.  I feel very strongly about this or something.  Hmm.  LADY Eye Doctor.  LOVE IT.  I don't wanna man up in my grill.  LADY is an entirely different story.  She was 20 years older than me sure.  So that's good.  20 years YOUNGER than my parents though.  For FURTHER context in How I Feel About That.
   Last paragraph for now!  Great.  Gettin' chicken ceasar salad and kids chicken parm as Super Market meals.  Could have one of them as dinner presumably.  Probably not though.  THEMS LUNCHES.  THAT SHOULDN'T BE CONTROVERSIAL.  Every halfway reasonable thing is controversial though.  That's the impression Center Right news media seems to be implying lately.  But also things that are terrible AREN'T that controversial.  Or at least not controversial enough that it needs coverage.  Oh Okay Great that makes a lot of sense.  What else is going on and crap.  CENTER RIGHT MEANS RIGHT.  RIGHT MEANS WRONG.  CENTER MEANS MIDDLE.  Wait a second now I'm confused.  Too many words meaning too many things!  Oh well such is life.  Hmm.  I COULD HAVE DAD start the oven 10 minutes before I'd get back from walk.  NAH too controversial.   Better just do it myself or something.  That will OFFEND NO ONE.  Maybe I dunno.  What else.  That's it for now!  Be back tonight!

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    WHAT THE HELL.  Just opened one of the 4 year old Tootsie Pops and it was about a third of the size of a real tootsie pop.  There was SOME candy lollipop shell around the tootsie roll but HARDLY ANYTHING.  So basically I ate that and now I'm gonna have a FULL tootsie pop in addition. ...Assuming the Last Old Tootsie Pop is a Full One.  If not TEN I GUESS I'LL JUST SETTLE WIT WHAT TE UNIVERSE GAVE ME at that point.  Oh OKAY this one is good.  Anyway.  Got chicken with garlic sauce.  And some shrimp dumpling.  Had half of chicken and vegetables with some rice and 3 out of 5 shrimp dumplings.  HAVE THE 2nd half for lunch tomorrow.  Also got some SOUP.  SAVE THAT FOR A SANDWICHSIDE.  Forgot to get almond cookies.  OH WELL that ruins the rest of my life.  I knew SOMETHING would ruin The Rest Of My Life.  Turns out it was forgetting almond cookies.  That wouldn't have been my first guess!  Maybe my third or fourth guess.
    Yeah!  What was the dumb thing I had for lunch.  Oh right CCP. Wonderful.  HEY was able to fit in all regular walks today.  Gonna take Regular 8th one when Act III Part I is over.  JUST LIKE REAL REGULAR LIKE.  Finished I Know What Happened Last Summer In Regards To Things You're Responsible For.  Oh good I still kinda am not sure who the killer was.  I remember about as much as I would have remembered without watching it today.  Which is about 75%.  I FEEL I kinda know what the main premise of the Reveal was.  OH WELL THAT'LL HAVE TO DO.  Anyway lets get into some Laff Em Ups.  Have you heard the good news out of... wait what.  The good news out of HUH.  Straight Outta Compton would be my first guess as to where my unconscious mind was going with that.  I assume I'd like Compton because I used to like going to CompUSA.  Real fun Weekend night.  Get dinner, go to Comp USA for 2 hours.  I WISH THERE WAS A COMPUSA HERE RIGHT NOW I'd go to it SO HARD.  CompUSA was a SUPERSTORE where they sold Computer Things.  This was before you could buy computer things easy and simply ON THE COMPUTER.  Wow. So now we can do it Easy AND SIMPLY?  What an age we live in.
    Hmm.  Probably gonna have a Chocolate-type Quest Bar tonight.  Maybe that Oatmeal Raisin Chocolate Chip cookie quest bar or somethin I DUNNO.  NOT MY PROBLEM.  It's MINE but it's not a problem.  It's a SOLUTION.  All in all my dinner was pretty small because there was less chicken, less vegetable, AND less dumpling than I expected!  SO QUEST BAR GIVES ME SOME HEARTYINESS my night would be missing otherwise.  Hmm how many extra calories was Half A Lollipop.  My guess is right around half the calories.  Same amount of Tootsie Roll but a quarter of the lollipop.  LET'S SAY HALF A LOLLIPOP and move on with our lives.  NO NEVER.  Oh okay why not.  I forget.  Got Fresh Direct delivery this evening.  Think I got everything I wanted!  One of the ice cream bar boxes was completely open.  BUT orderly Open.  Wasn't ripped down the middle.  We're talking it was open as if someone responsibly opened it at the end but just left the innards untouched.  GREAT doesn't bother me!
   What else is up.  Three paragraphs to go before Recess Walk.  Gonna listen to some real great songs, we can be sure of this.  I'm not sure of it.  NEITHER SHOULD YOU BE.  Anyway finished Season III of Tales In The Crypt.  Off the top of my head the next episode chronologically will be in Season IV.  ALMOST DEFINITELY the first episode of Season IV.  WONDERFUL THAT'S TOM HANKS episode.  TOM HANKS for everyone!  What does that mean.  Not 100% positive.  Come back to me on this I'll have a good answer for you ready in a little bit.  Huh.  JUST had a mini Kit Kat Square.  Cube.  Kind of a cube!  I know it's not but it's pretty close!  I feel comfortable referring to it as a cube-- THAT'S HOW CLOSE it is.  Anyway these suckers'll run ya a bit more than 23 calories.  If you're counting calories BY THE 25'S go ahead and count one of these as a Single Unit of calories!  GO AHEAD I'LL WAIT.  Hmm.  Gonna start beer #2 now!
   YEAH.  We'll see how Finished I Am With It by Recess to see whether I'll wanna start a third one.  Which could either be COMPLETE third one or HALF third one.  AMAZING WHAT A JOY.  Hmm.  Almond Joy.  YEP SOUND PRETTY JOYOUS TO ME.  Joy to the world.  STOP DOING THINGS AT THE WORLD.  Ugh.  The point is Mets game has probably continued a solid 30 minutes since I paused it before starting this.  Wonder whose coming out on top in those thirty minutes.  ODDS ARE it's the Mets because they're a better team STATISTICALLY and SCOUTINGWISE than the other team.  WOW I like those odds.  I didn't say what the odds were.  I KNOW That's why I liked them so much!  I GOT TO USE MY IMAGiNATION.  Oh okay good.  What else do I got going on.  Maybe just look at 2000's Rock Hits playlist.  It's got ALT RICK and POP PANK hits is the point and those are lots of my favorite tunes.  Cause THAT'S TEH KIND OF GUY I AM THIS WEEK.
   One more paragraph to go.  Wonder how much I'd enjoy almond cookie if I had them.  My guess is I'd 7 out of 10 enjoy them.  WOW.  If you say you got a 70% on a test that sounds NOT GOOD AT ALL.  However if you say I did a 7 out of 10 on a test WOW SOUNDS LIKE YOU DID PRETTY GOOD on that test.  Hmm interesting.  It's especially interesting to me because I DO about 7 out of 10 OR 70% on LIFE IN GENERAL.  So now I know how to frame it to make myself sound better!  Or sound worse if I wanna go in that direction for some reason!  I dunno why I'd do or not do ANYTHING.  Can't rule anything out at this point.  I lost track If I Was Making Sense.  Oh well that's bound to happen now and again.  Anyway I dunno.  Maybe catch up on Mets game after this paragraph and before Going On Walk.  THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN IDEA.  Almost no debating that.  I guess you can debate ANYTHING.  But you will LOSE THAT DEBATE.  Just sayin.  I'll be back soon!

    Hey!  Am eating Chocolate Quest Bar.  Finished 2 beers before Recess.  That'll be it for the day.  Unless I change my mind.  All I gotta do is write four paragraphs.  No real reason I needa drink another beer.  What kinda fun music did I listen to on my walk.  I DUNNO.  Highlight was the Weird Al song.  That's a highlight of EVERY Recess Walk.  The 1-3 Weird Al songs that come up.  What song was tonight?  NO SPOILERS.  What would that be spoiling.  MY GOOD TIME.  Oh okay great.  Got no responsibilities tomorrow.  I can get up and do things at my leisure.  My leisure would be doing everything on schedule BUT waking up considerably before schedule and ENJOYING going back to sleep two OR EVEN THREE times beforehand.   NOW WE'RE TALKING.  In the future.  If that pans out like I want it to.  Decent chance Everything Lines Up Thusly Just So!  The point is IS THSI A PARAGRAPH YET?  I KNOW it isn't but it's VERY CLOSE.  In fact I'm hoping By The End Of Let's Say The Next Sentence it will be an entire paragraph.  THIS SENTENCE ACTUALLY IS TOTALLY UNNECESSARY.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Not the best day today.  Not the best entry.  Not the best LIFE.  Got some stuff accomplished.  I went to Eye Doctor and had her all up in my grill.  Now I know FOR SURE left eye is the same right eye is a little worse.  THAT SetTLES THAT.  Now it's time to move on with my life.  Last few NightWalks I've had to use the bathroom.  Which I still don't have to use during DAY walks.  Maybe cause I'm drinking beercohol at night.  Maybe because THE BODY WANTS WHAT IT CAN't HAVE.  And I can use bathroom during DayWalks but not NightWalks. It's the bathroom break that's Out Of Reach that is So Much The Sweeter.  More or less.  Sounds about accurate.  What else is up and crap.  Probably left over greater than 50% of chicken from Chicken with Garlic Sauce for tomorrow.  I DIDN'T MEASURE IT OUT EXACTLY like I should have.  But it's FOR THE BEST cause now tomorrow I GOT THE GREATER THAN 50% PART COMIN' MY WAY!
   Penultimate paragraph.  Sure I asked for EXTRA BROCCOLI I'm not AN IDIOT.  Also I PAID FOR IT.  That's how things work.  You want extra broccoli you're gonna have to pay for it!  NO ONE GIVES AWAY BROCCOLI FOR FREE.  Unless they're your parents.  And they want you to eat your vegetables.  Then they may even PAY YOU to eat extra broccoli.  YOU MUST BE A GREAT NEGOTIATOR if you got your parents to agree with that Set Up.  WELL DONE.  Either way COMPUSA.  They got PROGRAMS.  They got HARDWARE.  They even got Computer BOOKS.  I kinda remember them having CHAIRS too.  Because guess what you have a computer YOU'RE GONNA WANT TO SIT SOMEWHERE with that.  I could be wrong.  But I feel like solid 40% chance For Real they sold chairs and/or furniture at CompUSA.  Oh well that's life I guess.  HOW MANY COMPUTER PROGRAMS WERE THERE IN 1997.  I'm imagining a REAL BIG store.  How much crap could there be to choose from.  A LOT.  IT WAS A REAL BIG STORE.  Oh okay great.
   Last paragraph.  Just watched The Met Game End for nine minutes.  It was less than ten minutes.  Probably more than seven minutes though.  I went with saying NINE.  Wow what a great story.  I'm gonna have to remember that one to tell people in the future.  Wow what kinda breakfast I got going on tomorrow.  Presumably either Balanced Breakfast (PERHAPS WITH CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH I RE-UPPED WITH TODAY?) or Black * White Cookie.  What about a Classic Breakfast is that in the cards.  MOST LIKELY NOT.  Oh okay good.  Hmm.  This was a good paragraph.  NO it's ONE OF THE WORST ONES in the last HALF DOZENS of paragraphs.  Oh okay fair point.  My tummy hurts because quest bar was too hearty.  :(  that's a sideways face.  Note the shape of the mouth-line.  It replicates what a frown might look like.  The frown is because of the tummy ache.  Anyway I guess that's it for tonight!  There's always tomorrow.  Usually.  One Day There Won't Be!  See ya later.

-10:27 P.M.

Thursday, September 1, 2022

I'm Sorry I Don't Follow

    Hey!  First day of new month.  I call it SEPTEMBER.  I hope it catches on!  Anyway about an hour and fourty five minutes ahead of schedule!  Got up early.  Wasn't tired.  Didn't particularly wanna go back to sleep!  So here I am.  Ate delicious balanced breakfast.  Went over NightMight allotted calories by 100-200 or so.  Whatever is my feeling re: That.  Anyway I could easily fit in a bonus walk today.  Which AT FIRST seemed dumb BUT tomorrow I'll almost definitely miss a walk or two OR THREE.  Doctor appointment in morning and probably Hanging Around for a while in evening to accept Super Market delivery.  Eh.  Probably just take a NAP.  I could imagine myself being tired in a couple of hours.  Maybe not Go To Sleep tired but enjoy laying in bed doing nothing tired.  So that's good.  Anything new overnight.  Trump filed some sort of response to DOJ response in his dumb judge-shopped court hearing.  My impression is this guy is dumb.  The way he's deteriorating mentally the last few days I think A LOT OF our impressions are wait a second this guy is dumber than I sort of gave him credit for.  Just keeps admitting crimes, saying weird things, being unintentionally transparent, making dumb legal motions... Then again he's playing THE LONG GAME.
   Then again he's playing THE LONG GAME.  He's lulling us into a sense of security by thinking he's dumb.  THEN he... uh... not sure what the payoff is down the road exactly for him.  I CAN'T EVEN IMAGINE, that's how much a payoff it's gonna be!  I feel like even Republicans must be thinking this is the guy we wrapped up all our reputations and our social lives and our political and business futures with?  WHAT WERE WE THINKING.  Oh well what can ya do.  Figure out a way to pretend the last seven years didn't exist.  Oh okay that sounds good.  Anyway got some SPRITE going.  Ran out of coffee grounds.  Well not TECHNICALLY.  I had enough for today.  And I have nough for 1/3rd of tomorrow.  Which means I don't have enough for tomorrow.  BUT I can presumably get some from Super Market.  Usually get it from Amazon.  NO REASON I can't get it from Super Market for tomorrow.  Still means I'd go tomorrow morning without coffee though.  Hey that's great maybe I have some left over from today.  What else is going on. LET'S TURN THE PAGE on World Travel Calendar!
   And the World Travel Patriotism Destination Of The Month is... EGYPT!  No specific city.  Usually they give specific cities.  Not this time!  Just go to EGYPT!  Can't go wrong with EGYPT.  Maybe some CAIRO.  Maybe some THE PYRAMIDS AT GIZA.  ...Main two places I know in Egypt.  The RIVER NILE.  Anyway I'd go to some Egypt.  It's a fun HISTORY EDUCATION destination.  Also gotta imagine they got good cuisine.  Not sure WHY I'm imagining that.  Just FEELS right.  Anyway what Patriotism DAYS we got this month.  MONDAY is LABOR DAY in both USA And CAN (ada).  11th is Patriot Day.  Which I'm assuming is a september 11th celebration deal.  16th is CONSTITUTION DAY.  Which I assume is september 16th celebration day.  ROSH HASHANAH coming up on the 26th.  Or starts on 26th.  Feels like Rosh Hashanah is 2 days and then 10 days later is Yom Kippur.  LEMME LTURQ.  YEP TWO DAYS.  I AM A RELIGION GENIUS.  Either way what year we going into.  My guess is the first two digits are 57.  Sounds about right.  5783.  That's the year coming up.  VERY INTERESTING.  I'm a YEAR GENIUS too.  Go figure.  First day of Autumn is the 22nd.  GO FIGURE.
   Fourth paragraph!  Sorry FORTH paragraph.  Let's start spelling Fours correctly from now on!  Ugh.  Wearing a middling shirt today.  Second or third shirt in this round of laundry.  Just felt like going with a Nothing Special shirt.  Nice comfortable shirt.  Size of shirt is perfect.  Design and PREMISE of design ain't great.  I feel like this is a NYPERG shirt I got from my brother.  Not sure I wanna advertise that.  Worse things to advertise.  Lemme LURQ what this shirt says.  "Stop Fracking, Protect New York's Public Health and Environment."  Not a bad message.  And if I can just change ONE MIND through my shirt then I assume it's a good payoff.  Gotta imagine I'll change about half a dozen minds wearing this shirt once every 2 or 3 weeks for a decade.  NOT BAD.  NOT GREAT.  I SHOULD BE CHANGING THOUSANDS OF MINDS with my shirt.  Oh well too late now.  Mets game at 4:10 PM.  Wonderful!  Hey lunch today most likely gonna be ham sandwich.  Then again I can have ham sandwich tomorrow.  Lunch today could be BAGEL.  Fascinating.
   Fifth paragraph!  Chair still holding up okay.  Gettin' used to the slight tilt.  Got used to it pretty quickly actually.  Gotta be a good third option for lunch that isn't committing to getting a 3 part lunch.  I dunno maybe there isn't.  Maybe I SHOULD get chinese food ONCE AND FOR thrice days.  Also I'm doing it for th(e)rice.  Also the lo mein noodles.  Pork would be pretty good too.  Some vegetables.  You get the idea!  Hey National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Blueberry Popsicle Day and National Chianci Day.  What the Hell is a blueberry popsicle.  I've heard of BLUE popsicles.  Not blueberry!  Maybe blue is just short for blueberry.  I dunno.  Blueberry popsicle, I imagine a popsicle SOMEHOW WITH BLUEBERRIES scattered throughout the popsicle.  Let's see what Chianchi is.  And how it's spelled.  Chianti.  WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN.  WINE produced in Chianti region of Tuscany.  OH OKAY.  Don't like it.  NOT ONE BIT.
   Oh.  Key-ohn-tee.  Like what Hannibal Lector likes.  He likes some sort of Human with a nice bottle and/or glass of chianti.  Lemme LURQ WHICH part of human he prefers.  Ate some guy's liver with fava beans and a nice chianti.  YOU LOST ME AT some guy's liver.  NO THANK YOU.  What kinda bean is FAVA though.  Better LTURQ.  Doesn't look like my type of bean.  Oh well what can ya do.  Anyway if Hannibal Lecter gets electric chair are they LEGALLY REQUIRED to give him some human to eat the night before.  I feel that's a tricky grey area.  What else is going on and crap.  Sixth paragraph.  Getting close to seventh paragraph.  That'll be fun.  Hmm.  Guess I'm up to Undertaking Parlor Tales In The Crypt episode.  That should be fun.  I really liked me some Easel Kill Ya last night.  Not sure how to pronounce Easel.  Eece-ull.  Better LTURQ.  Eez-ull.  That's what I meant.  Sort of.  I halfway meant the right thing and halfway meant the halfway wrong thing.
    Seventh paragraph.  Whatta do with Bonus Time this late morning.  As of now planning on doing the next thing on time.  Next walk right after this Act.  Then Re-calibrate.  Hmm.  First time I'm seeing this eye doctor tomorrow.  Wonder what his deal is.  Maybe he'd be, "Down," to prescribe me contact lenses.  Last doctor wasn't, "Into," that!  Made me see some other jerk.  I like imagining putting on contact lenses.  Let's touch my eyeballs for fun but also it's totally justified.  Hmm.  That was some sort of weird joke.  But now I kinda wanna touch my eyeball?  For real?  Hmm.  Maybe later.  Down to egg white for one balanced breakfastsworth.  That's good.  Excited about eating the breakfast toaster pastry.  like a breakfast hot pocket or something.  But in the shape and size for it to go in toaster.  Dunno why that's exciting for me.  The method it's made isn't that indicative of the final product.  JUST SEEMS FUN to do it that way.  Get off my back about it!
   Eighth paragraph.  Shirt is GREEN.  Nice green shirt.  Wouldn't wanna wear a green shirt every day!  Once in a while is okay!  Hmm. In high school I used to have a plain green shirt.  Big on me.  Wow what a blast from the past thinking about this shirt.  I liked it a lot then.  Don't think I'd like it now!  Also can't picture it 100% what shade of green.  Or how big it was.  Or the material.  I guess some memories are just lost to time.  Oh well such is life.  In current chronology franchise is Hannibal Lecter RIGHT NOW free or in prison.  I NEED TO KNOW.  Anyway.  When was last Hannibal Lecter movie.  And WHEN WILL NEXT ONE BE.  Hasn't been a FILM since 2007.  And that didn't even have Tony Hopkins.  Hmm.  Anthony Hopkins is a very very serious actor.  TONY Hopkins on the other and is A GUY whose a blast and a half to hang out with.  That's how I feel.  Dumb show called Clarice as of last year.  TV show.  DUMB is my impression.  I shouldn't be so quick to pass judgment.  Why not.  IT's easier that way.  This way I can move on with my life after Passing Quick Judgment.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Good deal.  WOW THEY GOT REBECCA BREEDS to play Clarice?  AMAZING.  Rebecca Breeds.  YEAH SO DO A LOT OF US that's nothing special!  Hmm.  Percent of people who ultimately have at least one biological child.  Lemme LTURQ.  Not seeing any responses to that question immediately.  Lots of responses to RELATED questions.  Oh well what can ya do.  If you donate sperm and that sperm becomes a child is that your biological child?  Yes of course!  What if it's frozen for a long time.  I feel like the longer the sperm is frozen the more of a disconnect from you it forms.  WOW GREAT ENGLISH.  Also great interpretation of science.  I'm really covering All The Bases in terms of making sense.  Huh.  Re-upping with GUM for Super Market order.  ALSO getting bag of Kit Kat Minis!  Little one inch or so squares of kit kat.  Hmm.  Is that a good estimation.  Yeah it's not bad.  About the best I can do under duress.  Hmm.
   Last paragraph of the act!  The point is if I wanted to have Kit Kat Bar as indulgent snack, I can have like 10 of these instead!  WOW it all works out or somethin' i dunno.  Wait no 8 of these would be appropriate amount I'd want for Indulgent Snack.  9 would be equal to Regular bar Pack thing.  8 would be what I want ideally.  SO THAT'S GOOD.  Huh.  Exciting Joe Biden speech tonight!  Gotta figure that'll interrupt my NightTime routine.  Gonna wanna watch that sucker live.  Maybe it's only like 15-20 minutes.  Can't be much longer than half an hour, right?  We'd get FIDGETY.  Anyway had breakfast at a pretty normal time BUT I'm gonna be awake and/or conscious for 2 or so hours in the morning more than regular.  In theory that would make a bonus small snack plausible!  As of now DON'T NEED IT one bit.  Maybe one bit.  If there's like 20 bits necessary to go for snack maybe 2 or 3 bits.  That sort of thing.  Gonna take a walk now.  Be back soon!

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    Hi!  Just spent 15-20 minutes helping my Mom replace her SIM card in her phone.  Should it have only taken me 5-10 minutes?  POSSIBLY.  Oh well I have no regrets.  Probably gonna take the extra walk today!  Maybe skip NightTime walk because of Biden Speech SuddenCrunchTime.  Or maybe not.  Gonna have at least 1 or 2 less walks tomorrow, though!  This helps make up that ground.  Either way HEY not gonna have 2nd cup of coffee today.  Have that tomorrow morning!  It will be STALE but there's worse things to drink than stale coffee!  Probably won't be until After Noon.  I call the time period After Noon Afternoon.  Sounds fun.  I hope it catches on!  Thinking about a nice ham sandwich for lunch and perhaps nice ice cream sandwich as sandwichside.  The sandwichside is another sandwich?  What will they think of next!  Hopefully something else ice cream sandwich related.  They're pretty good AS IS but if they can figure out a way to make Ice Cream Sandwich even better?  HOLY BOY now we're talking!
    Anyway.  Maybe nice standard reliable Keto Brownie as upcoming snack in oh i don't know two and a half hours.  Pretty far away.  But at the same time it's not that far away from noon now AND the snack time is not THAT much after noon.  So that makes a lot of sense.  Hmm.  What do I got going on for me is the point.  Bagel might be good though.  HAM SANDWICH BETTER THO.  What kinda time period am I giving myself for this act.  Means nothing.  So much time.  Let's say fourty minutes who cares.  Oh okay sounds good to me.  Anyway.  Three and a half paragraphs to go.  Probably gonna get klonopin ONCE AND FOR ALL beginning of next week.  Not FOR ALL.  Probably not even ONCE.  I've don this before.  It wouldn't be ONE TIME SO FAR overall.  The point is I Don't KNOW.  Hey I have no idea what I'm doing for dinner.  Probably Diner Delivery I would imagine.  Bison Burger would APPEAR to be up.  Kinda redundant with ham sandwich.  Kinda NOT though.  I think Bison burger is the way to go.  Maybe chocolate chip pancakes.  Maybe BOTH.  THAT SOUNDS RIGHT.  Not sure in what order though between Dinner and Tomorrow Lunch.  It's am EMBARRASSMENT of RICHES of OPTIONS of ORDERS to eat MEALS.
   Three paragraphs to go!  Well if I think it's redundant with ham sandwich, duh, eat it tomorrow for lunch.  NO.  Bison burger is too IMPORTANT for a lunch.  It's a DINNER and it deserves DINNER EXPERIENCE CONSIDERATION.  Hmm.  1.5 pancakes as meal.  1 pancake as breakfast.  .5 as indulgent dessert snack.  PERECT.  Have the lunch tomorrow and have dessert snack TODAY.  I get bison burger AND chocolate chip pancake BOTH tonight!!!  Things are starting to shake out my way.  Not sure that's an expression.  I feel like it's in THE SPIRIT of being an expression though.  So that's good!  Maybe Once And For All watch I Know The Summer That Happened Last Year today.  It's got 1990s' Teenage STARS.  Jennifer Love Hewwitt.  Sarah Michelle Gellar.  Freddie Prinze Jr.  I wanna say RYAN PHILLIPE.  A FIFTH PERSON POSSIBLY.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE THEM THE FOUR MAIN ONES.  Go figure.  They may have been in EARLY 20'S playing teenagers.  Better LTURQ.  RYAN PHILLIPE is the only one DEFINITELY in their 20's.  Freddy Prinze Jr may have been twenty at the time of filming.  IT'S CLOSE.  Oh okay great.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  What else is going on and crap.  Take my shower when I get back from upcoming walk.  Could take it after walk AFTER THAT.  I DUNNO we'll see how it, "Shakes Out For Me."  Huh.  HEY Freddy PRinze JR is married to Sarah Michelle gellar.  THEY WERE ON OPPOSING RELATIONSHIPS in film.  He was with Jennifer Love Hewwitt!  She was with Ryan Phillipe!  WOW HOW DOES THAT WORK.  Gotta be awkward for everyone involved.  MOVIES ARE REAL LIFE RIGHT?  That's the impression I've been operating under.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Maybe have 2.5 beers again tonight.  That could be a decent routine.  2.5 beers 2 days, 2 beer 1 day, then repeat.  I could handle IN ESSENCE having 3 beers once every three days.  So that's something to consider or something for some reason or another.  What else is going on for some reason or another.  Totally buy that today is the first day of September.  Yesterday felt like summer and today I'm starting to get A HINT OF FALL.  Not there totally yet.  But it felt a bit cooler.  But MORE THAN THAT.  JUST FELT LIKE SEPTEMBER.  Wonderful.  GREAT MONTH NO COMPLAINTS.
    Last paragraph of daytime day!  What else is going on and crap.  Still SUPERBLOOMING it up on my walks.  Not sure what that means exactly.  I GET that it means the apple music playlist I'm in the process of cycling through is Superbloom.  Not sure what it means to VERB that UP though.  Either way eh what arya gonna do.  Looks like Ginni Thomas back in the news!  She was trying to get officials to overturn 2020 election not just in Arizona but in OTHER states, too!  WOW.  One state could be a mistake.  MULTIPLE STATES IS A PATTERN.  Kinda feels wrong for supreme court justice wife to try arduously to over turn an election.  And then that judge rules on cases related to that matter AS A KICKER.  Oh well what do I know maybe that's what Democracy is supposed to look like.  Pretty sure that's NOT what Democracy is supposed to look like.  Well who cares what it LOOKS LIKE.  It's all just aesthetics.  What matters is the SUBSTANCE.  Kinda feels like the substance of supreme court justice wife working over time to turn over an election is also bad!  Gonna have to think about that one I dunno.  See ya tonight. 

maybe tomorrow'll be alright

    Hello friends.  Just watched the Biden speech!  Also watched the first half of I Know What You Did Last Summer: The Film From 1997.  Which one made more of an impact on me?  Biden speech was shorter but PACKED MORE OF A PUNCH.  Also a lot more relevant to the world we live in This Month.  How do I know the world we live in this month.  MONTH JUST STARTED.  Well we can only guess or imagine what September will be like.  But if this speech is any indication it will PACK A PUNCH.  Also I will presumably be watching 2/3rds of I Know What You Did Last Summers every day.  Thirty days I wanna say.  Thirty days has... september?  HMM.  Gonna have to calibrate and re-calibrate that one.  Gimme one moment... NOPE I think September is NOT 30 days.  NOW let's go check For Sure.  I was wrong.  September has 30 days.  I never said I was always right!  NEVER HAD TO SAY IT.  It speaks for itself, me always being right.
    What the hell.  30 days has november, april june and I guess it IS september.  Coulda easily been another month ending in ember though.  So you could see how I got confused.  EMBER.  Sounds like FIRE THING.  Oh well what can ya do.  Just had delicious health ice cream bar.  After delicious bison burger.  After delicious keto bar.  After delicious ham sandwich with cheez its.  After delicious  Hmm what was before the sandwich.   Could it have been a golden graham bar?  COULDA BEEN.  Anyway I think we're caught up and crap.  Half a chocolate chip pancake coming up in JUST A LITTLE BIT.  Anyway Biden speech was STRONG.  Made me PROUD TO be AN AMERICAN WATCHING TV ABOUT THINGS.  Doing my duty to the best of my ability.  Watching THE RIGHT THINGS on TV and NOT the WRONG things.  THAT'S WHY MY TITLE IS Private Citizen.  I consume the right infotainment is the point I'm trying to make.  Infotainment is accepted as a word.  Now I don't WANNA say it.  If it's made up FUN WORD.  If it's real NOPE DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE.
    What else is going on and crap.  Figured out my schedule for tomorrow.  Get up REAL early.  Take a walk.  Write an Act I.  Take a walk.  THEN DAY IS ONLY JUST BEGINNING with me going to Eye Doctor.  So the point is I'll probably miss 1-2 walks tomorrow.  And today I will ultimately have taken one extra walk.  You can't argue with results.  What results.  The things you can't argue with.  Let's work backwards from there.  First we figure out What We Can't Argue with and then RETROACTIVELY make them The Results.  OR postactively.  Proactively.  The point is not 100% sure what I'm talking about.  The point is I gotta write 3 1/3rd paragraphs left for Act III Part I!  AMAZING.  Can't wait to see REACTIONS to Biden Speech.  I could carefully and intently form my own thoughts and impressions OR I CAN READ THEM and have people CONSIDER THINGS FOR ME.  Whew that's a relief.  You saved me a lot of time implying how I should feel for me.  TIME I CAN DEVOTE TO MORE PRESSING ISSUES.
   Presumably.  What else is up.  DANGIT I'm gonna have to upload AN ENTIRE SEPARATE WEBPAGE today.  August 2022.  THAT'LL TAKE ME FOURTY SECONDS EXTRA.  Oh well at least there's a huge payoff.  Of The last month still being available online ALBEIT at a different HTML.  I'm not using HTML correctly in that sentence.  Anyway.  What does HTML stand for and WHAT WOULD IT STAND FOR if it didn't stand for anything.  Hello Tell Me L...  Hello Tell Me Love.  Okay.  Love is the first, "L," word I thought of?  HOW DELIGHTFUL.  How about that.  Actually I first thought of, "Live."  But that didn't add up Sense-wise.  Also in this phrase Love means like how British people say it.  Tell me love what'd you think of that reverse acronym.  Whatever I lost track of what I was talking about.  Oh.  HTML. HYPERTEXT MARKUP LANGUAGE.  How come we're using the T in hypertext but the the U in Markup.  I feel like it should either be HML or HTMUL.  I VOTE FOR HTMUL.  That's a lot of fun to say and if I remember to I'm gonna say it from now on!  GREAT SOMETHING TO REMEMBER.
   Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I!  Hey I'm looking for someone to work on my webpage.  Must know HTMUL.  Ugh.  Two paragraphs to go.  Just impulse ate a 70 calorie fiber brownie and 130 calorie ice cream in chocolate coated shell.  OH NO.  I guess I could skip half chocolate chip pancake.  Just about a wash there.  Oh well what can ya do.  NOT EAT a half a chocolate chip pancake apparently.  DANGIT.  Sure I can avoid doing that and then nothing bad results from any of my actions.  Well not these most recent actions at least.  May result in Something bad happening at some point anyway.  Oh well such is life.  Led to me writing this paragraph.  That could either be a Negative or Positive outcome of my actions.  Hard to say which though. My guess is it's kind of a wash!  This paragraph was no better NOR no worse than if it had been about something else entirely.  So in the end I FORGET what I was talking about.
   Last paragraph of Act III Part I.  The point is I have 100 calories left even WITH skipping half a chocolate chip pancake.  Could have TOOTSIE POP when I get back and then 40 call FIDGUESCLE at bedtime.  HOLY CRAP everything is really working out forever in my favor ain't it.  It's ABOUT TIME.  Everything has been working out for me for a while now.  Life has been good.  It's ABOUT TIME.  I think that's the subtitle to one of the terrible Amityville Horror spin-offs.  Lemme LTURQ.  WHAT TE HELL.  Amityville Horror 1992: It's About Time.  That's the real title of the film!  Only thing worse than the title is the film itself.  Presumably.  I wasn't watching it in DYNAMIC on TV I was watching it in FILM.  Maybe if I watched it IN DYNAMIC the film woulda been better!  Guess we'll have to give it credit for being better than it was just to be on the safe side.  Just about finishing beer #1 as this Act III part I ends.  Only gonna be 2 overall.  WOW SAVING CALORIES AT THIS POINT.  I'll be back in a little bit.

   Hey!  What's up and crap.  Gonna OLD Tootsie Pop it up.  My mom found 3 chocolate tootsie pops in a drawer from at least 3 years ago.  GONNA HAVE ONE NOW.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  FIRST let me say I think the old chocoolate wrapper was BLACKER than the new one.  I think they're both BROWN but the old one was a DARKER brown.  Okay.  Sucking.  Sucking... Tastes regular.  I don't think I'd have noticed anything if I didn't know.  I KNOW I wouldn't have noticed anything because I STILL NOTICE NOTHING.  Totally 100% the same experience after you get rid of this wrapper.  So that's good I guess.  Got beer #2 going.  Got three+ paragraphs to go!  That's hardly anything.  Anyway probably just gonna go to bed after Entry.  If I TWERE to watch a Tales In The Crypt, though, what episode am I up to.  Possibly SPOI... OH I KNOW.  I'm up to DEADLINE.  I can see myself watching DEADLINE.
    Ok.  AY.  I like spelling Okay with the, "Ay."  Prove me wrong!  PIECE OF EVIDENCE #1 THE FIRST WORD OF THIS PARAGRAPH.  Hmm that's a pretty decent piece of evidence.  Not gonna throw the Case Your Way COMPLETELY.  But NOT BAD as one piece of a bigger picture you may be trying to paint.  What else is going on and crap.  Anyway is there a chance this speech goes down in THE HISTORY BOOKS?  I dunno maybe.  Depends on what kinda book we're talkin' about.  HISTORY.  Why can't I just look it up online.  WILL THIS SPEECH GO DOWN IN WIKIPEDIA?  YES ALMOST CERTAINLY.  But how will people know it's important to find on wikipedia.  I'LL START AN ANGELFIRE PAGE telling them to look up this speech on wikipedia THAT'S HOW.  Oh okay that checks out.  How early do I gotta get up early if I wanna fit in 2 walks + Act I before leaving for Eye Doctor.  Gotta take walk at around 8:00, 8:15 to comfortably fit in all that crap.  OH OKAY sounds wonderful.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Still sucking on candy.  So that's good.  GOOD FOR ME.  AND GOOD FOR THE CANDY.  I'm not sure if anyone died yet in I Know What You Did Last Summer.  I mean any of the main characters.  Someone already died in the first 15 minutes.  THAT'S what they did last summer.  KILLED A GUY.  By accident!  NO SPOILERS.  I guess I kinda spoiled the first 12 minutes for you.  You already knew they were gonna do SOMETHING that summer but you had no idea it'd be KILL A GUY.  Or did they really kill him?  Maybe it's them stalking them next summer.  NO SPOILERS.  Feels like I gave away some spoilers semi-inadvertently.  YEAH but it was semi-advertent though so how do you like them apples?  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  JUST finishing up chewing the tootsie pop.  Delicious.  Isn't Oilers the next of a sports team Possibly an NHL Team from Texas?  Better LTURQ.  There used to be a HOUSTON OILERS in Football.  And there is currently an EDMINGTON Oilers in HOCKEY.  It's good because IT'S GOOD PRESS FOR THE FOSSIL FUEL INDUSTRY.
   Oh okay sounds wonderful.  Last paragraph of the night.  Wonder what I'll have for breakfast tomorrow.  Chocolate chip pancake is the obvious answer BUT I'm having chocolate chip pancake AND A HALF for lunch most definitely (let's say 85% definitely).  So that means OTHER BREAKFSAT makes a ton of sense.  BALANCED BREAKFAST makes a ton of sense as I still have egg whites.  CLASSIC BREAKAST makes sense because pop tarts and ice cream sandwiches are delicious.  THEMS THE TOP THREE BY FAR.  So that's good I've got different options to work with!  What else is going on and crap.  Played guitar for about 8 minutes during Biden's speech.  Just felt like hey I haven't picked up a guitar in a couple of weeks.  Good stuff.  Played some real great G chords.  Stuff like that I dunno.  I guess I'm just about done.  HTML.  Hey The M... uh...  HotMail.  Well that's it from me.  See ya tomorrow!

-10:16 P.M.

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