May 31, 2021
Does It Matter
friends! Got some stuff going today. Pretty much same stuff I
have going every day. No rain today, though. Blind Melon would
be proud. Presumably it's raining SOMEWHERE. I'll google
Is it always raining SOMEWHERE LMLTURQ. YES Google says
DEFINITIVELY it is ALWAYS raining somewhere. Didn't see that
coming. I thought it would be like yep odds are if its not
raining here probably somewhere else. NOPE. They were like
Because of THE WATER CYCLE it's always raining somewhere. I dunno
what, "The Water Cycle," is. I don't care to find out! Sounds
gross! Makes me think of urine and urination and the urinary system!
I dunno why! Because I have things that are wrong with me! But
anyway it means we should be PROUD when its raining. We're taking
one for the team. We Withstand Rain so that Others Don't Have To.
So the point is When It's Raining You're A Hero.
Yep seems to check out. Hey its the
last day of the month. Hopefully. If it turns out there's a May
32nd this year something has gone very wrong! Dunno what kinda meals
I'm gonna have today. Still pretty m much a blank slate! I got a
Child's Fresh Meal from Super market this past week. Instead of
getting AN ADULT Chicken Parmesan with Spaghetti I got a CHILD'S Chicken
Parmesan with Rotini. It's CHILD'S because there's half as much
pasta. Presumably. Make Rotini is more for kids than
spaghetti. Fun little helix. That's a helix, right.
Corkscrew. That's what it is. Either way I'm SOLD.
Incorrect. The MEAL was SOLD. TO ME. I'm the buyer not the
product being sold! I looked up Meal Configuration online just now and
they mention Sneaking Carrots Into The Sauce. I guess because kids
need carrots. But won't eat them if they know about it explicitly.
Yep seems to check out.
Good chance we'd be getting Diner For Dinner and good
chance I'd Like A Seafood Meal BUT I don't wanna stretch it out into 2 meals
by having an extra soup. I'm done with these soups! WAY TOO MANY
NOODLES. Makes me not wanna get it completely! Maybe get Freedom
Fries instead of Potato. That's Bonus Calories that would make up for
not having Soup. Anyway. They thought they were doing themselves
a favor by loading my soup with noodles. He's gonna love this, get
hooked on all these noodles, he's gonna be getting double soups from us for
life. WRONG. Don't wanna deal with it! I'm done with
your soups completely! Hmm I could say NOT TOO MANY NOODLES when
ordering it. Nope! Why should I suffer. By
having to say things. Doesn't seem fair! Also, could you just
not eat all the noodles? WRONG. Noodles take up space that
could be used for Soup WATER. All these noodles, hardly any soup!
Just a bowl of noodles soaking in a little bit of water!
Cool! Memorial Day. Or as I call it,
MAYmorial Day. Cause its in May! Feel free to use that one
yourself. Hey MAYorial Primary is in a few weeks. Gonna go vote
IN PERSON. Greatly increases the likelihood I'll get some sort of
sticker as a prize. What would they say if I asked for 2 or 3
stickers. I don't think they'd be prepared for that. I could
easily see them being like nope in our training its 1 sticker per 1 vote
we could get in serious trouble if we give you bonus stickers OR them
being sure why not it means nothing have at 'em. I guess
there's only one way to find out! I hope to figure out that way to
find out one day. Would really like to get to the bottom of this.
HEY YA KNOW WHAT. This is RANKED voting. If I pick 3 people as
my 1st through 3rd picks-- I should be getting Three Stickers! Only
fair! This makes a lot of sense. I feel like 3 is the
right amount of people to vote for. I'm under the impression that if
you vote for someone with your 5th pick that's Better Than not voting for
them at all??? It's confusing and no one has explicitly explained it
to me oh well what can ya do. Either way no more than 5 votes for
me. Probably 4 is the magic number. Who cares.
Wonderful! Can I write people in for ranked
voting. Who cares. I make an interesting counterpoint!
Halfway through Earth II Tha Moon. I like it! In a way Aren't
We ALL Astronauts? Yes in a way we are. In another, more
correct way, we're not, but still! Hmm. Did my SOUP bit.
Did my Ranked Voting Chunk. Talked about The Water Cycle.
What else is going on and crap. Gotta figure out what music to listen
to next! Maybe some CLASSIC bands NEWER stuff. I can't think of
a good example because if I could I wouldn't be doing this I dunno what
to listen to next bit. Anyway my favorite part of it not raining,
besides not getting wet, is not having to carefully step around puddles in
the side walk. Gotta maneuver it carefully. Time your walks so
your last step before he puddle is RIGHT BEFORE the puddle so you can
stretch your Single Walk far enough so that your next step is JUST BEYOND
the puddle. You know what walking around puddles is like.
Maybe you don't. And if you did, maybe you never thought about it
explicitly. So I'm doing something good and worthwhile with
this paragraph is the point.
Sometimes I Jump Across Puddles. Whose gonna stop me,
you? I only do this when no one else is around. I don't need
other people judging me for jumping. I should probably figure out my
voting preferences before going in to vote. Morales is #1 we all know
that. Stringer probably #2 some of us know that. #3 maybe Wiley
a couple of us know that. #4 maybe Yank or Maybe No Number 4.
Hmm that typo leads me to this ANDREW YANG REBRANDING HIMSELF AS
"Weird AND' YANGkovic" I think that'll get him The Youth Vote.
I dunno why. Because The Youth is stupid I guess. That's
the main interpretation of why Youth will vote for him because of that.
Also if Andrew goes by AND as an abbreviation for Andrew I Will Vote
For Him. All he has to do is do it once. Refer to himself as,
"And' Yang." He does it once over the next 3 weeks, he's got my vote.
The ball is in his court now. The point is he's a solid 4th or 5th
best vote HOWEVER maybe I don't wanna give him the 4th or 5th Ranking Bump.
Leave him off completely! Because I don't want him to be mayor, all in
all! He' just The Best Of The Rest! Anyway I'll be back in a
Speak For Yourselves
Do I understand what Ranked Voting means? Probably not! Have I
been conceptualizing it incorrectly? Most likely! Should you
care what I think about things? At your own risk! Anyway hey
great. Path toward walking into ParkWoods is blocked AN ENTIRE TREE
CAME DOWN. Presumably from Thunderstorm. From lightening, not
thunder. I dunno. Maybe the sound of thunder sonic-boomed the
tree down and lightening never even hit it. Either way I got to JUMP
up onto the Fallen Tree then JUMP down. Nice exercise! Also I
had that portion of path to myself! No one else gonna bypass fallen
tree. Everyone else gonna just go take another route! I guess
they haven't heard the good news about JUMPING. Also pretty sure it
was an accident. And not that they decided they wanted to close off
portion of path to pedestrians and their best idea was to knock a tree down
to signify don't walk this way.
Cool! Got some sort of Endocrinologist
appointment on Thursday. I think I'm gonna get a Sonogram. Wow!
Oh No they're gonna take my weight and I'm gonna have to have a decision
made up whether to LOOK at weight, whether to accept weight if they decide
to tell me audibly as they probably would, or if I should say DON'T TELL ME
upfront and presumably they'd respect my wishes. Hmm this is gonna
be a tough one. Maybe I should know. Think I'll just Not
Check Visually But If They Tell Me Fine. Good. Wonderful.
I can't wait! I haven't had to leave a urine sample lately.
At first it was all they asked from me. Every time, go piss in this
little vial. It's a big vial. It's little compared to other
things (MY DICK) but it's quite big compared to other vials. Either
way they haven't asked about that going back to As Far As I Can Tangibly
Anyway. Back to listening to Nas. Good
stuff! Think I'll take a mid-entry break after this paragraph.
Take a shower! I feel like I can use a break after all this hard work
talking about... uh... MY DICK. And its size compared to vials.
Primarily about its size compared to vials. Hey its Memorial Day!
The day we take each year to remember how we celebrated Memorial Day Last
Year At Around The Same Time. Who can forget that This Is What The
Calendar Says Every Year Right Around The Same Time. Good to keep
things in perspective. Memorial Day is one of the most important
days of the year for Patriotism Calendar. July 4th probably the
biggest. Christmas 2nd biggest because Let's Lay Our Cards On The
Table, part of being a Patriotism is being a Christian. Lets lay our
cards out on the table! Like I said! Memorial Day is
right around #4. 9/11 is 3 Never Forget. Hey I'll be
Wonderful. Forgot to put my Bar of
Soap INSIDE bar of soap BOX it came in yesterday. I figured if I did
that it would protect soap for erroneous moisture and keep the bar of soap
more solid! Has it been working? I don't think so but who can
remember I just told you I forgot to do it for today. Also
yesterday put Shampoo down upsidedown for the first time in YEARS.
Partly because talking about it jogged my memory and partly because it's
almost done and I Have No Choice I Have To Do It If I Want To Coax Out
Shampoo. Anyway hey I get to watch more
#FromTheEarthToTheMoonSummerSpringtimeToRemember today! At first I was
like this is the dumbest most boring show but then I kept watching it
and now I can't live without it. Presumably mostly because I
don't know what will replace it. If I had a good replacement lined up
I'd be dunzo with this show in two seconds flat. Which is a saying.
One can only imagine Because Of Reasons. Dunno how they settled on
Two Seconds for this phrase is the point.
Yeah! Am I supposed to call the city about Downed
Tree Blocking Path. I feel like I'm not doing my civic duty if I'm not
doing that. Also who can pass up the chance to Talk To The City.
I wonder what the city is all about over the phone. HOWEVER I am lazy
in general and most people who aren't even lazy wouldn't' do this. So
that's the main proponent for not doing it. If Nonlazy people are too
lazy for this, and I'm lazy, WHAT RIGHT DO I HAVE to do it? None,
that's who! ALSO maybe I WANT the tree to stay there. I've
established I can walk around it, and other people might not, so now I got a
nice Private Portion Of Path! This is working out to my benefit to
such a great degree it makes one wonder if I didn't knock this tree down
myself! Uh oh made ya wonder it. Now suddenly I'm a suspect.
Last paragraph of Act II! I just realized I'm
closing in on halfway through Patriotism Calendar. Oh no! I've
enjoyed it so much! Figure I'll re-up with Patriotism Calendar for
next year. Gotta imagine this line of calendar wasn't a one-and-done
thing. Hmm maybe I'll be tired of Patriotism by next year.
Better get the Anti-Patriotism Calendar. Is there a good word for
Anti-Patriotism! If there is, I don't know it! Also, there is!
But I Don't Know It! LMLTURQ. A TREASON CALENDAR.
That sounds about right. Anyway maybe take a walk right now, or maybe
watch 20 minutes of #It'sNotHBOIt'sTheMoonLandingSummerSpringtime. I
like the sound of that! Both of Thats! Each one sounds good to
me! I need to make a decision RIGHT NOW. DAMNIT THIS IS HELL.
Alright I'll watch 20 minutes of TV. DAMNIT THIS IS HELL.
I'll be back in a little bit.
Finally, The End
Watched some #It'sNotMoonLandingIT'sHBOSummerSpringtime before walk, then
more after walk! Now I got lunch going on and I'm finishing the entry.
Also not only is this A Kids Meal because of Proportion Of Components, but
it's Designed &/V Presented in a much more appealing way. It's
symmetrical and everything. Oval chicken parm in center, surrounded
evenly by Rotini! Looks nice! Only the best looking meals for
our nation's youths! That's the premise I've been living under.
Anyway instead of Fries to make up for No Soup tonight, I'm thinkin
DOUBLE SWEET POTATOE. Sounds good to me. I haven't really
heard it explicitly, but the thought itself is appealing to me.
Cool! Is it possible I was overestimating how
many Astronaut Deaths there have been? I might have been. Better
LTURQ. Only 15 Astronaut and 4 Cosmonaut deaths in space.
And more during training exercises. That's not so bad.
Statistically you're more in danger on the trip TO THE MOON than actually
dying on the moon itself! Hmm better LTURQ. Have people died
on the moon? And are their corpses still there? Not seeing
anything. Maybe that's one thing we can do to get rid of the dead.
We're running out of space on Earth to stick corpses in the Earth.
Send em to the moon! They'd like it! Who wouldn't want to be
dead on the moon! Its like that old saying, Better to be dead on
the moon than alive on the Earth. Old wise adage.
Penultimate paragraph. Alright finished lunch.
It was fine! I feel like I could go without eating anymore!
Hunger isn't totally satiated but it's got POTENTIAL to be enough, depending
on how I feel over the next 5, 10, 15 minutes. LOOK I'm gonna be
totally honest with ya-- while I was microwaving Kids Meal I ate a single
Steamed Shrimp Dumpling cold. Am I proud of it? YEAH ACTUALLY.
I made use of Bonus Food that might have gone totally wasted. Also I'm
gonna be totally honest with ya-- Do I Wish I Was Totally Wasted?
ACTUALLY I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS. Short answer YES Long answer MAYBE
LATER. Hey its been 2 months since diet started. For some reason
the last day of March rings a bell as when I started dieting. Go
Last paragraph! Oh man I never even told you
guys my plan for Bonus Meal! Chocolate Chip Pancakes! Now that I
mention it I'm so excited about that maybe that'll become my, "A," Meal and
Fish will be my, "B," Meal! I dunno about that. DAMNIT I
hate having decisions. Can't SOMEONE ELSE decide for me. I'd
even take someone else deciding for me if that person goes into the decision
explicitly thinking I Will ALWAYS Make The Decision That Is Worse For
Michael Over All. I can LIVE with that! Every decision being
ALWAYS the wrong decision. As long as I don't have to make it!
Hey wonderful the entry is over. I'll be back tomorrow probably!
May 30, 2021
No More Yesterday!
Bad news! Ran out of Fat Free Coffee Creamer. That was only 25
calories per serving (TABLE SPOON??? TEASPOON? SOME SORT OF SPOON).
Now I have to drink REGULAR Coffee Creamer which is a whopping 35
calories per serving (Same uncertainty regarding serving size as before)!
Which is bad because it's an extra Oh I Don't Know 40 calories a day.
But is GOOD because I'M DRINKING DELICIOUS NON FAT FREE COFFEE CREAMER.
THIS IS THE LIFE. Anyway. I told you the big story of this
week how I got a free Smart Water, I think. Turned out its GINSENG
flavored. I drank HALF OF IT when I got it and it tasted fine.
Then I poured the rest to mix with my orange juice just now! It tastes
fine just fine! Here's a little Inside Baseball-- the reason I
used Smart Water to mix with orange juice was because I had used all water
from Water Pitcher to make coffee. Didn't plan ahead! That's
not inside baseball. It's not Inside Anything, and it's CERTAINLY Not
The point is I finished Universally Acclaimed Final
Tupac Album Not Post Humously. It was fun! I liked the part
where there were roughly 80 guest rappers who spit at least one, "Bar?",
over the course of the album and how the hell am I supposed to keep track of
all these people. They probably thought being on Tupac Album would be
their big break and ya know what they did a great job for the most part but
its too many to keep track! I can hardly keep track of Tupac!
How much is one, "BAR." Is that like 4 lines or something.
Off the top of my head I'd say I dunno sounds like 4 lines or something.
LMLTURQ. "Every bar has 4 beats in rap." That's like one
line, right? 4 beats seems roughly 1 individual line. I'll
get back to you on this situation as it progresses. No I won't.
I might. But that would require me doing further research.
Not necessarily. Explain. Maybe you (I?) find out
naturally in the course of the rest of my life and then whenever that
happens I come back here and explain. I guess that checks out.
Had delicious Chinese food last day (I guess I mean
yesterday?) for lunch and delicious Steak food for dinner. Going to do
the exact same thing today! NO problems there! I'll do it
indefinitely for the near future, that's how much I enjoyed it. Only
immediately indefinitely near future, though. Today. Tomorrow
its time to start over. Anyway. Man there sure were a lot
of casualties on the way From The Earth To The Moon. When they start
up Moon Program they're like ok one of our top two priorities is NO
CALLOUSNESS WITH HUMAN LIFE. GOTTA KEEP PEOPLE ALIVE. That
didn't pan out so well so far! I also DON'T like how astronauts were
the bees knees in the 50's and/or 60's. They were like the coolest
people alive. Biggest celebrates in the world. LOOK THESE ARE
JUST SOME JERKS. NOBODY WOULD LIKE THEM IN REAL LIFE, ESPECIALLY NOT
YOU. Think of how shitty a human you have to be in the entire era
of human life where its like these assholes ARE SO TERRIBLE that we
humans decided to SEND THEM OFF THE PLANET AS SOON AS THEY CAN.
Once the technology was there, humankind was like THESE PEOPLE NEED TO
Wonderful. I thought it was pretty good.
Wonderful. Now you're stretching it. Stretch Armstrong
should be the coolest person alive. Biggest celebrity in the world.
Presumably modeled after Neil Armstrong: Astronaut. But Stretchier.
Well the name is similar, we know that. But was Neil Armstrong known
for being particularly Stretchy? Possibly. Coudla been an
attribute that led to him being on Space Ship. He can stretch into
places no one else can which is VALUABLE in Space Travel for some reason no
one is really sure of. I dunno what else is going on. I
had a stretch armstrong. I didn't have a lot of physical toys.
Certainly not a lot of action figures. The only other action figure I
can think of is a Jurassic Park Dinosaur. Presumably from Jurassic
Park. It was the one that spits venom on Newman. It didn't spit
venom as an action figure, though. That would have been fun, though.
Kinda messy! I can see why they didn't do that but if they did
probably would have had a better childhood.
Wonderful. How did Michael Crighton come up
with Jurassic Park. Seems totally plausible! He is just some
author and he figured out how to bring back dinosaurs! I dunno I
don't think it's ACTUALLY plausible. People would have talked more
about it. IT sure seems smart, though. Well done!
I'm An Idiot. I would go see a Jurassic Park in real life.
Despite what movies would have you believe, I'm pretty confident I'd be
safe. They know what they're doing!!! I don't feel unsafe at the
zoo. And some Zoo animals wouldn't mind eating me or at the very least
mauling me to death. Why should I be scared here? NO TREX AT
ZOO. Maybe at some zoos there are. NOPE NO ZOOS.
Either way I'm not worried! They got it all covered! It's a
Statistical FACT that you're more likely to die in a plane crash ON THE WAY
TO JURASSIC PARK than in JURASSIC PARK ITSELF. There've been STUDIES.
And its even MORE likely you'll die in a car crash ON THE WAY TO THE PLANE
To Jurassic Park. Also even MORE likely you'll die before you plan
to go to Jurassic Park in the first place completely. Yep!
All that seems to check out!
Hey get to take another wonderful break after this
paragraph. Started up a new NAS album. Probably gonna stick with
that for now! If I were Neil Armstrong I'd play a prank and leave
dinosaur bones or something on the moon. That way when we go back at
some point everyone would freak out! I wouldn't do that. It'd
cause too much commotion. What kinda person ROOTS for commotion.
A SOCIOPATH that's why. What else is going on. Also, if I
HAD dinosaur bones which I could leave on the moon-- guess what, just keep
'em! I'd love to have some dinosaur bones. Hmm I bet hat's
something you can buy. Gotta be a LEGAL market for Dinosaur Bones.
LMLTURQ. Looks like Short Answer YES Long Answer IT'S HARD THOUGH.
Wonderful. I don't want no dinosaur bones. That's creepy!
I'd be haunted by Dead Dinosaur. You're taking a skeleton of a
living being into your house you're just ASKING to be haunted by Ghost Of
Skeleton. I'll be back in a bit.
Get Out Of The Way
Started raining moderately 2/3rds into my 2nd walk. I don't like that!
I'm wearing headphones! I can get electrocuted! Which would be a
bad thing unless it gives me super powers. Which it wouldn't! I
dunno why I would even say that! The chances that would happen are
low! Either way the chances I would get electrocuted are almost as
low. So it's a big question as to Why This Paragraph Exists At All.
Anyway got coffee #2. Gonna be a good Act. Anyway. From
The Earth To The Moon opening credits have the clip of Kennedy saying, "We
choose to go to the moon in this decade and do the other things, not because
they are easy..." What the Hell? I didn't know Kennedy said
stuff like that. And Do The Other Things? What Else have
I been missing about American History. Do I really wanna know What
Other Things. Or am I better off having it left at that. I don't
get why Kennedy was so beloved. He was just some guy! I know
plenty of guys! None of them as universally beloved as JFK or other
Kennedies excluding Teddy Kennedy. Yeah but he had a distinctive
accent. Oh Now I Get It.
Wonderful. Also THERE WERE A LOT OF THEM.
Just within their immediate family, they brought up the statistics of being
Beloved. When 15% of America is Kennedies, of course JFK is gonna be
relatively more beloved statistically! I dunno as the years went by
there seem to be less and less Kennedies. Often because of murder.
That's gotta make a dent in the other direction. I dunno what else
is going on. I don't get why people who go back in time, one of
their big things is stopping JFK assassination. So, what, what kind of
better future are we gonna have. Still in Vietnam! That's the
key one for the 1960's! Unless you go back in time, SAVE HIM FROM
SHOOTER, then show him a Power Point Presentation on Why We Shouldn't
Get More Involved In Vietnam. In which case, FINE, sounds good!
Can you imagine showing a person from the 1960's a Power
Point Presentation. They'd be AMAZED. They'd believe ANYTHING
the Power Point Presentation told them. Very convincing to someone who
isn't familiar with that technology is the point. I make an
interesting Power Point. I'm still gonna take another 3 walks
today, Moderate Rain or No Moderate Rain. Hopefully NO Moderate Rain.
Unless if instead of Moderate Rain it's Heavier Than Moderate Rain.
That's even worse! Yep that seems to check out pretty well.
How about this scandal-- JFK, who STARTED the Vietnam war arguably, NEVER
EVEN SERVED IN VIETNAM. Draft Dodger! JFK Veterans For Truth!
He said he went to the war before he said he didn't go to the war!
I dunno I lost track of whatever Power Point I was trying to make.
Either way the point had no power. I failed in other words. JFK
sent 11,000 Military Advisors to Vietnam. What exactly does that
accomplish. What is a Military Advisor doing. SHOOT THE OTHER
PEOPLE. ASSUMING YOU WANT TO BE AT WAR WITH THEM. YOUR CALL.
And why do you need 11,000 people to say that.
Smells like a scam! What else is going on and crap.
Mets have a 4 game winning streak! Halfway there to an 8 game winning
streak. Which is the Gold Standard of Winning Streaks. Anyway.
Looking forward to the rest of the day. We're talkin' same stuff as
every day. Every day is relatively good! Even better if its not
raining! Still gonna be raining! But all things considered, I
got Some Rain Day Walks out of the way over the last few days. Now
presumably I got Sunny Day Walks ahead of me! Maybe Fog Walks.
I'd prefer some Fog Walks all things considered but you gotta deal with what
the universe gives you! Was it FOGGY on the moon. Also was it
SUNNY on Moon. Figure I can look that up easily. Did it SEEM
like DAY or NIGHT on Moon re: Amount of Light. NOT A LOT OF
DISCUSSION. Obviously we knew they could see their way but I dunno if
that's from Man Made Lightbulbs or if it was just Day Time On The Moon.
Seems like this is something we should know. Maybe We Do
Collectively Know It. And it's only me who doesn't know it.
Hmm go figure. HEY got some info. There IS Day/Night on
Moon, but it corresponds with the monthly lunar schedule. You get
month long daytimes and month long nighttimes. Looks Like I'm A Genius
For Coming Across AND SHARING Knowledge!
Still don't know whether it was day or night when
Astronauts Showed Up but in the end I Don't Really Care. Go figure.
Internet says NASA hopes to have man manned trips to Mars by the 2030's.
When I was a kid OR TEENAGER that seemed like the distant future!
It's gonna be forever until that happens, why get excited at all.
At this point CREEPING UP. Maybe I wanna go to Mars ever think of
that! In From Earth To Moon they reference the fact that Some Guy was
Tall For An Astronaut at just a shade under 6'0. WOW doest that
mean Proto Astronauts were short? NO. But it DOES mean they
were RELATIVELY SHORT. Maybe for Astronaut Guys they thought
5;9 was short. Gotta imagine being 5'2 would be EVEN BETTER. I
don't need to pack as much NUTRIENTS because my caloric intake is only 90%
what the average man would need. I can't think of any other reason.
Mostly Nutrient Storage. Also I can fit in tight spaces.
Like Space Ship! That's probably the main thing.
Take some sort of shower when this is over.
It's like walking in the moderate rain but more pleasant! Less risk of
electrocution! I mean there's electricity going on in our bodies at
all times, right? I can still see it happening. Better LTURQ.
Is there electricity going on in our bodies at all times. YEP
enough to power a light bulb is what internet says. Here's a joke--
How Many Polish People Does It Take to POWER a light bulb. SEVEN--
IT TAKES SEVEN TO DO WHAT IT TAKES ONE NORMAL PERSON TO DO.
I'm full of Laffs. Is this the plot to The Matrix. I feel
like this is the plot to The Matrix. Or at least A Matrix.
Maybe not THE Matrix. I dunno what else is going on and
crap. Hey the act is over. I'll be back in a little bit!
This Is The Last Part Of The Entry
Got lunch going on. 2nd Part of General Tso Chicken. For some
reason I'm really hungry! I mean I guess its because I didn't have a
proper breakfast and it's 4 PM. But I've been living under those
conditions for weeks and I don't get this hungry! Maybe it was the
rain. Or NAS. Or showering. Or TUPAC. Couldn't
have been NAS or SHOWERING I've been doing those things all week!
Also it's been rain All Half Week. Last 3 or 4 days??? Lots of rain!
Either way hopefully I'm less hungry by the time this thing is over.
Then re-evaluate where I'm at with my life. Finishing all the
chicken. Leaving over a lot of rice. Having 2nd of 2 pieces of
Broccoli. Still half a dozen Shrimp Dumplings which I'll figure out
how to eat. This is the story of my life.
Where exactly is Queens Bridge. I'm guessing somewhere
near Queens Bridge. Which I'm further guessing is Queensboro Bridge.
That wasn't a guess. It came up in my research. I just wanted to
sound smart. Either way YEAH borders East River. I should
have figured that out myself. Being in the neighborhood of a
bridge means you're waterside. I was kinda imagining it inland!
Oh well what can ya do. Did I know off the top of my head it was
the East River between Manhattan and Queens? Nope! It was my
first guess. But I Didn't know it! Alright finished lunch
Satisfied Enough. It was the biggest meal I've had in weeks &/v
months, though! Lotta chicken! Lotta rice! That's life,
though. Sometimes you're more hungry and you eat more and then you're
less hungry so it all works out in the long run! The REAL negative
thing is I KNOW I dropped a tiny bit of rice on my floor and I Can't Figure
Out Where It Is. It blends in with the Floor Carpeting. OH
Penultimate paragraph. I get the
impression that Queensbridge isn't an upscale neighborhood form NAS raps
HOWEVER you'd think it'd be very affluent. They have PRIME ACCESS to
Queens Bridge! Buy up that real estate PRONTO. You wanna travel
across the bridge? You're RIGHT THERE. I dunno about that.
What else is going on. Figure I'll watch some more
#It'sNOtHBOIt'sTheMoonLanding after this entry. Also am I the only one
disappointed AND ANGRY that there's been ABSOLUTELY ZERO MOON WALKINGS IN
FORTY EIGHT YEARS??? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU BUSY DOING. Get
SOME MORE PEOPLE UP THERE. HAVE ME DO NEW MOON STUFF. I'd go to
the moon myself but I'm scared for my life. Seems like every other
astronaut blows up roughly on average! Not worth it! That's some
WHITE PEOPLE SHIT. You never see a Black Astronaut, and that's why!
EVERY OTHER ASTRONAUT BLOWS UP ON THEIR WAY TO THE MOON. No Black
Man Gonna Do That! I just spend 180 seconds trying to phrase this
joke in a funny, concise, relatable, and inoffensive way. Then I
Last paragraph. There's been plenty of Black
Astronauts. You know FIFTEEN. Wonderful. Hey the
entry is almost over. I done did it again! Maybe watch some
HAUNTED instead of Moon Landing Programme. This way I won't be scared
at night when I go to sleep! Enough time has passed between Scary TV
Show and Me Turning Out Lights To Sleep. How come there's no
AMERICAN INDIAN astronauts. Better LTURQ! Not to confirm
that there weren't, but to get the ball rolling on figuring out WHY there
aren't. Not a lot of scholarly discussion on why American Indians
aren't astronauts. Go figure. ERASURE. That sort of
thing! Anyway hey I'll be back tomorrow.
May 29, 2021
Now That I've Got Your Attention
friends. Today is the Tomorrow from Yesterday. Hey I had some
Coffee Flavored Bar Of Frozen Yogurt last night! Delicious! And,
look, I get that this flavor is associated with, "Coffee." I get that
in some sense it does trigger the thought in the brain yep this is coffee
flavored. But overall, I drink coffee-- coffee doesn't taste like
this! What am I doing wrong with my coffee. Not putting
mounds of sugar and cream into it. Yeah but still. Distinct
flavor to coffee ice cream! Separate from distinct flavor to coffee:
the beverage. I'll get to the bottom of this yet! About a 85,
90% chance I'm just dumb and coffee flavored ice cream does taste like
coffee flavored coffee. WAIT A SECOND THAT'S IT. The coffee
flavored ice cream tastes like COFFEE FLAVORED COFFEE. Now it makes
sense to me!
Been walking in the rain the last two walks dating back to
last night. Cool! I like it because it shows the world how
determined I am to Walk. RAIN HUH that ain't stopping me!
Now the world knows I mean business. Also it turns out at least one of
my sweatshirt jackets, the hood fits around and above the clunky headphones.
WOW WHAT A HOOD was my explicit thought. What's going on in the wide
world of meals. Had my Mom's pizza last night to pair with leftover
lasagna. She had gotten extra cheese which I was not enthusiastic
about at all. HOWEVER after sitting in fridge for a few days, the
extra cheese CONGEALED and I was able to scrape it off in but several big
pieces. Now whose laughing. Me. Before me laughing
the pizza was laughing? But now its me. Alright!
Cool! Dunno about meals for today. Maybe
Chipotle for lunch! Maybe Deli for Dinner! Solid above 50%
chance both of those are accurate. Hey I found this scary show
HAUNTED on The Netflix. It's shot like a Docu Series where each
episode is a guy or lady talking about how they've been HAUNTED. By
ghosts or monsters or aliens or whatever. And it starts off THIS IS
A TRUE STORY. And it makes a difference! Look, I'm not
saying they're able to verify whether this person has a ghost messing with
them. But it makes a big difference whether it's a real person who
really thinks this is happening to them, or if its all just scripted.
I WANT TO BELIEVE. Dunno if I can. Probably can't.
Either way, creepy! I used to be scared a lot when I was a kid.
Ghost in the bed, ghost on the ceiling, ghost in the closet, ghost in the
hallway, ghost in the refrigerator, ghost in my Mom's bathroom, ghost in the
living room, ghost in the downstairs bathroom. Hmm I was scared of
ghosts a lot. Really makes ya think.
Wonderful! Also I wasn't so worried that
there were actually ghosts there, but that there was POTENTIAL ghosts COULD
BE there. I never actually thought there was a ghost in the hallway--
just that there COULD be. Well that makes sense no one is
gonna argue with that. Anyway. Ghost under the bed.
That's a big one. I ain't gettin' out of bed FOR ANYTHING ghost is
gonna have easy access to grab my ankle! What kinda chump you take me
for! Anyway. It'd be weird to have a early childhood that wasn't
dominated by fear! Doesn't make sense to me! The point is lets
move on with our lives. Also when I said I WANT TO BELIEVE in these
people's story, that's a half-truth! I want to believe for the
duration of watching the TV Show. Entertaining that way! Gives
me some creeps but then its over. HOWEVER if I really DO Believe
WHERE DOES THAT LEAVE ME WHEN THE SHOW ENDS. Suddenly I'm at risk,
too! If it could happen to them it can happen to me presumably.
DAMN TV SHOW.
Hey, great. In-between albums. Gotta
star Anew for next walk. HMM this is a tough one! Anyway.
I'm not scared in My House anymore! I LIVE IN A DIFFERENT ROOM.
I thought I wanted it
because his room was twice the size, but maybe I wanted a fresh start with a
room! No worries about ghosts in this one! Not yet, at least.
It's been roughly 17 years at this point and so far I've been doing okay!
Hmm at this rate I should be moving into my parents room sometime this or
next year. They can go to college. I dunno. My
parents are under the impression that when they die I'll continue living in
this house. Dumb! Sell the house and live somewhere more
appropriate for a BACHELOR. What am I supposed to do live in their
room? Creepy! That's where my parents have sex!
Presumably. Don't have any hard facts or figures whether they had sex
in that room. Or if they had sex in other rooms! Or if they had
sex outside. Don't have any of those figures in front of me!
Of course the scariest thing that actually felt like a
Ghosty Type Prescience in my life was when I had the recurring Sleep
Paralysis. Which was almost exclusively in Current Room! Waking
up not being able to move and feelin' some Ghostlike presence right by me
that I can kind of see but can't move not even my eyes. But that's
SCIENCE. I was just dreaming! Happens to lots of people!
But either way that was a hassle and a half. Not very pleasant at all!
Either way probably gonna listen to some more BAYSIDE and NAS today. I
don't 100% like this arrangement but I'm pot committed to seeing it through.
HMM what if I got a SUBWAY SANDWICH for lunch instead of Chipotle.
That sounds like a delicious proposition! What kind of sandwich.
Why it could be ANY kind of sandwich. Limited to the dozen or so
sandwiches they sell that I can choose from. Hmm what about TURKEY.
Well sure that makes sense!
Bonus paragraph because of Ghost Talk which I'm sure
I've gone through 2 or 5 times in the past On Website. I feel like
that happens a lot these days. Goin' through stuff I've gone through.
It's bound to happen! I've written thousands of entries!
Thousands multiplied by OH I Don't Know A DOZEN paragraphs over all?
That's... crunch the numbers... even more paragraphs than entries!
I dunno I don't really want Subway. I'll have to think about this!
Chinese Food. Let's go with that. I dunno it's a good idea
but I don't feel comfortable committing to it Just Like That! Also if
I get China Food how about GENERAL TSO CHICKEN. How about making it
TWO LUNCHES and THROWING OUT THE REST. How about THAT. Sure
get off my back about it. Listen to Universally Acclaimed TUPAC
album for upcoming walk. Makes sense to me. I'll be back!
No Really Look
China Food STILL sounds like the best option. GREAT lets move on
with our lives. We can't! It hasn't been done yet! I
won't be able to move on with my life completely until after I've FINISHED
all I'm going to eat with potential Chinese Food, should I get it, and rid
of whatever was left over! That's why I'm hesitant about this!
It's a whole big commitment that will impact my life FOR DAYS. Still,
though, sometimes we need to make tough choices and commit to things if its
what is best for us (And Others) in the long run. Not sure how this
benefits anyone else in the long run. Maybe AMY'S CHINESE
RESTAURANT. They're making some good business with this enterprise.
That's the real name of Restaurant! Also I can easily imagine
AMY being a Chinese American's name. Sounds about right. But
do I want a Chinese American in charge of my Chinese Food? You'd
think I'd want a Straight Up Chinese but you'd be wrong. I like that I
can relate to Amy, the Chinese American, a bit more. Makes all the
No rain for 2nd walk just now. Tupac album has
commenced! I like it just fine. Even MORE than just fine.
I like it Fine, Just Fine. Yep that checks out. This
album is I believe seven hours long. SO that should be a nice
#TupacAllEyezOnMeSummerSpringtimeToRemember. Hmm its only two hours
20 minutes. That's still very good. The real question
is whether I pad the order with Steamed Shrimp Dumplings. It makes it
more worthwhile to get a delivery because the more I get the more it
justifies the FEES and TAXES and TIPS. But also I don't really need
it. HOWEVER ALSO sure why not delicious. STILL ALSO
Means I'd be eating less rice &/v General Tso Chicken to make room
for dumplings. YET MORE ALSO It's nutritious because of seafood.
ONCE AGAIN ALSO I'd have some of it left over no matter how many I add to
Regular Meals I Got Planned. So the point is I'm definitely leaning
towards getting Bonus Shrimp Dumplings. It just SOUNDS good, too.
That's Another Also.
I dunno doesn't sound good to me. THE
FINAL ALSO! Let's move on with our lives. Poured myself Coffee
#2. Delicious! Got the GOOD Artificial Sweetener. Some
sort of pun with Artificial Intelligence with Artificial Sweetener.
SPECIFICALLY in regards to Major Motion Picture AI: Artificial Intelligence.
Lol Good One. Hey it's the third paragraph of Act II already!
Time is just flying by. Anyway. I've been scared plenty since
Sleep Paralysis Episodes. It's called Being Mentally Ill and it's no
fun at all! The good news is I've been Mentally Sane For Weeks!
Yep that seems to check out. Look has it been MONTHS??? YES.
Easily. Easy! Finished watching all of the
#It'sNotHBOIt'sWWIISummerSpringtime. There's a THIRD mini series in
the works but it won't be ready for this current Summer Springtime.
Not ready for it at all!
Yeesh. They covered European Theater. They
covered Pacific Theater. What's left? Was there any fighting
with Canada that I wasn't aware about. Gotta imagine no of
course not. Wikipedia says something to do with air force.
Their Exact Words! Anyway that answers no questions. What
theater does this take place ABOVE. It could be in the sky of Europe
OR in the sky of Pacific OR both OR neither. OR maybe its not in the
sky at all. It's about the air force but it turns out this particular
air force never really GOT OFF THE GROUND if you know what I mean! I
mean THAT. What I Just Said! NORTH AFRICA. Does that
qualify as European Theater. North Africa is PRETTY close to Europe.
Better LTURQ. WAIT A SECOND
WHAT THE HELL AM I LOOKING UP.
Can we call North Africa Europe. What do I expect to get out of
Nothing, that's who! I was inspired to get General Tso
Chicken from the Hawaiian Chicken! It's chicken in heavy sauce and
presumably FRIED but not Deep Fried???. Similar situation. And I
LIKED IT. That goes without saying! Apparently not! I went
ahead and said it just to play it safe! Anyway have I thought on 2 or
3 occasions over the past Week To Remember hmm I should try Writing Raps?
Yes! Did I ever actually try? No! I'd be terrible! I
thought of TWO stand alone rhymes and wrote them down, though. So if I
ever DO want to get started on that I'm way ahead of the game, already
have two couplets of lyrics! It's important people know MY
Story. I'm WHITE and I DID STUFF. That covers that more
or less. ALSO presumably I AM DOING STUFF and even WILL
DO MORE STUFF. Now we're talking That Covers All That More Or
Great! Wonderful. Got a shower
coming up after this paragraph. Gonna be great! I don't like
this soap I got going on. Gets too soapy! I feel like its
getting SOFT too quickly. When you start a bar of soap supposed to be
SOLID. Sure when it gets down to slivers you expect it to be soft and
seem like it's gonna come apart easily. You don't expect that from a
New Practically Whole Sized Bar! But that's what I'm getting!
I'm either doing something wrong with my soap or its the brand or This Is
How Soap Works And I Just Never Noticed It. Anyway. I don't do
it anymore, but for a long time I would turn my shampoo upside down while it
was at its resting state. Because then when you use it you don't need
to coax the shampoo out by squeezing it several times. Already at the
top (the bottom) because of gravity! I think I got that from my
brother. When we shared bathroom shower as teenagers (Not at the same
time!!), I saw he was doing it and was like hmm not a bad idea.
I don't do it anymore, though. I guess I just forgot about it!
Last act was 7 paragraphs. We'll do it again
right here, right now. Another interesting story from sharing shower
with brother was the Abandoned Soap. One of us (me?) would forget a
bar of soap was ours (mine?) and it would just stay there collecting mold.
And whoever started it (me?) who forgot it was theirs (mine?) went on to a
new soap, so this soap stays there for possibly YEARS and no one does a
thing about it! That Is an interesting story. I'd like to
hear it again one day. Don't forget! Wonderful. I
remember when I started college they were all like yep you gotta wear
Shower Slippers when you take a shower because you're sharing it with four
other people and I was like SURE and then when I moved in I was
like I ain't wearing shower slippers, too lazy and I Suffered No
Consequences! Anyway I'll be back.
Everyone Come Back
Got lunch going on. Pretty good! Pieces of General Tso Chicken
are SMALLER than I thought they would be. We're talking only 80% the
size for the most part! GREAT I can eat MORE PIECES. What
fun! Started a new thing to watch Why It's Only From Tha Earth 2 Tha
Moon as Tupac might Stylize it. Good stuff. I've already seen
AL FRANKEN and STEPHEN ROOT as dramatic roles. From 1998!
Gotta imagine Al Franken saw it as a test run for being a senator.
Not sure HOW that's the case. Not sure WHY I GOTTA imagine it.
Either way there it is. I'm enjoying The Tupac! I'm enjoying The
It Hasn't Rained Since 1st Walk Of Day. Nice pleasant Not Rain going
Cool. Did I have to go to sleep with the lights
on last night? Sure, I ain't ashamed to admit it. Sure I am.
Either way there it is. Woke up in middle of night and turned the
lights off then! Enough time had passed that I was comfortable not
being scared of ghosts or ghasts or any sort of Haunt Figures. Anyway,
pretty much perfect amount of General Tso chicken. Right around what I
would want for each meal for 2 mealsworth. Well done! Who am
I talking to. Amy. Or Amy's Family. Amy can't be
running this Chinese Restaurant AND doing the cooking. Gotta imagine
Amy is the one calling the shots and her Chinese-Chinese family is busy
cooking the food. Anyway on last walk I walked by ANOTHER Chinese
Restaurant that proudly showed off their BB health grade from
the city. Which is bordering on amusing! They're PROUD OF THAT
B! Fine good for them. B is pretty good! I
Anyway. SPOILER ALERT MAN WALKS ON MOON.
He even comes back from being on the moon! But something isn't the
same! He keeps having terrible nightmares. And then he wakes up
in places and can't explain how he got there. And people around him
are being murdered one by one. Hmm this mystery is no mystery he's
clearly the one killing them. Either because of something ALIEN he
brought back from moon or maybe just Traveling To Moon And Back Made Him
Crazy. This isn't a joke. That's just the plot to a movie.
I forget which one. But I'm VERY comfortable saying that's just the
plot to some movie. The Astronaut's Wife. Something like that
But Not That. Wait, scratch that. Take out the, "But Not."
It is That. Something like that That.
Last paragraph. Done eating! Had a
bonus Shrimp Dumpling than what I had planned but that's not so bad!
Traditionally I eat 50% more of what I've allotted myself for Chinese Food
Meals. I feel like this is pretty good all in all! I got an Egg
Roll as a Bonus! I dunno what to do with that! Probably nothing!
Just forget about it! That's one way to go. Thinking of having a
delicious Steak Dinner for tonight. Different kind of steak than I've
been getting! Same EXPENSE so its a similar quality, but different!
I can't wait I'm gonna eat the shit out of 6 or 8 oz of steak.
Maybe 7? That could happen! I can TOTALLY imagine them being
like ok here's a 14 oz steak have at it. Anyway hey I finally
finished the entry. See ya tomorrow!
May 28, 2021
What Am I Doing Here
you idiots guess whose the real idiot I'M the real idiot. I was
talking about how I enjoy coffee more out of certain Coffee Mugs. Made
sense at the time. Now, you know what I think it was? I
transitioned from truvia to sweet n' low. I think that's
the difference maker! One obvious difference I can SEE is that sweet n
low is MUCH more Fine Powderwise. Truvia, the granulation isn't as
deep. Also the taste presumably is different. Also these are the
important issues of the day. Seems pretty important to me.
Maybe not important but a worthwhile observation and determination based on
observation! Now I know! Sweet N Low is KING of the 2 Artificial
Sweeteners I've had over the last week. Hmm should I go ahead and
try em all. Make a youtube video talking about THE KING of
Artificial Sweeteners. People would like me now. Everyone loves
I wanna be the ANTI influencer. I wanna be a DISSUADER.
I Shit ON EVERYTHING. Also I get paid by Big Nothing. The
lobbying and financial group that is determined for Nothing ever to happen.
Well I'm gettin' paid that's what matters. That's an Elliott
Smith song. NOW I know the real meaning. Whew that's a
relief. Now I can move on with my lives. To determining the REAL
meanings of other songs! Once I'm done with that I can move onto other
things Completely! Can't wait! Anyway I accepted Super
Market Delivery this morning. Went pretty well. They gave us A
BONUS APPLE CIDER. Nobody asked for apple cider. We got
it anyway! I dunno if I'll try that or not! Seems like a pretty
dumb drink! We'll have to wait and see. The Mets have allowed
THE FEWEST RUNS of the Major League Baseball Teams at this point in the
season. And it's not because they've played about 8 less games than
average compared to other teams on account of POSTPONEMENTS due to COVID or
RAIN. Actually lemme amend that analization. It is ONLY
Because they've played 8 less games on average. I get NOT and ONLY
confused all the time. NOT ONLY NOW. Hmm they seem to be
Working Together in that sentence. Wonder what that means!
What's the general consensus of how much of the sweet n low packet
we're comfortable pouring into coffee before giving up. I feel like
each packet I get a solid 80% in and then get bored and throw out the rest
and move onto the next packet. I'm wasting 20% of my Artificial
Sweetener supply is the point. But I could be doing even less! If I
remember at STARNUCKS when they do it for you they do it quick as shit and
maybe they're not pouring it all in or maybe they are and they're just very
practiced at it they can do it in a blink. I dunno! Either way,
something we should be thinking about. I CAN'T GET EVERY LAST
POWDER MORSEL INTO THIS COFFEE I'VE GOT THINGS TO DO.
Also at Starnucks they do several at a time.
I gotta learn that move! I'm not up to that level yet but it seems
like something one should work towards. Had FRIED CALAMARI last night.
Gonna have BISON BURGER for lunch. Gonna finish LASAGNA PLUS SOME
BONUS PIZZA tonight. Gonna GO TO SLEEP some time after that.
Later after I wake up WRITE AN ENTRY. Probably go ahead and CAPITALIZE
A LOT of words. Gonnna finish
#It'sNotWWIIIt'sHBOSummerSpringtimeWeekToRemember today. HEY
MEMORIAL DAY IS COMING UP. I elaborated by watching Actors Pretend
To Be Soldiers. Where's THEIR parade. Or DAY. They
deserve parades, sure, but what they REALLY ought to get is a day.
Acting Day. Is Halloween like an Acting Day. You gotta dress up
as a character but I don't think you're expected to PLAY a character.
I guess some people do? That's something to consider for your next
Christmas. Everyone PRETENDS to celebrate Christ.
Gottem. Hey it's the fifth paragraph of Act I! Gettin'
there! I think it'd be TERRIBLE to have a parade thrown in your honor.
Assuming you're riding in the parade waving to the crowd. The whole
time you must be thinking I CAN'T ENJOY THIS PARADE FROM THIS VANTAGE
POINT AT ALL. Why Oh Why can't I be in the CROWD WATCHING this.
That sort of thing. What kind of person goes to watch a parade.
Depends on the parade. I got myself there! Hey what else is
going on. NAS and BAYSIDE can last me another couple of days but I
wanna mix it up some more! What's a third Musical Act I can throw into
the mix. Hmm lemme consult Patriotism Calendar. THE EAGLES IS
THAT A BAND. I already listened to TWO The Eagles. I'm done
with that for now! Maybe come back to it later, around 14 years from
now. IT'S GOOD TO HAVE PLANS. I will come up with something by
the end of this paragraph. To make it worthwhile in the long run.
Hmm BAND ON THE RUN. By The Wings. Eagles have Wings.
It's one of their main attributes. FINE.
What else is going on. I'm not gonna
listen to WINGS. Maybe in 14 years! Hmm already got The
Eagles booked for then. See, planning ahead is paying off! I
could have DOUBLE BOOKED myself for 14 years from now!
Anyway what else is
going on and crap. Not wearing a big ol' shirt today. These are
the days of my lives. HMM what's my Patriotism Calendar's theme for
June. I'm gonna skip ahead! And Crown Thy Good With
Brotherhood. Hmm. Makes ya think. Mainly where did
they come up with that half a phrase! Never heard it before.
I THINK I would have remembered that half a phrase. Ugh.
Hey the act is just about over. Between albums right now. This
is gonna be a tough decision. I'll keep you updated on this situation
as it progresses!
This Is Getting Serious
No, I'm not. Hmm Serious Use of Comma in that sentence.
Maybe I AM getting serious. Anyway ended up listening to An The
Alkaline Trio album from 2018 on my walk. I like this band!
Always have! Now I'm CATCHING UP. Why did I need to
capitalize Catching Up. For emphasis. Oh okay now I get
it. Anyway broached topic of getting wireless head/earphones without
getting TV at same time with Mom. She was open to the idea! Now
I don't need to clean up Mold in bathroom for 8 hours before I get new
earphones! Wonderful! Now is the time to pick a good pair.
Hmm. I've had bad results getting Highly Reviewed Midshelf Earphones.
The wires get tangled and then it stops working completely. How can
I be sure the same thing won't happen with these wireless earphones.
It sounds like a joke but I've never been more serious in my life.
Cool! Enjoying some more coffee. You
know what that's like. Took another look at Apple Cider. I
don't get it. Doesn't add up, that's all I'm saying! Took a
very slightly different walk in the woods (park) yesterday. The paths
were parallel for about 4 minutes but this path was on VERY MUCH ELEVATED
ground. So I dunno. I might try it again! In the end its
about the same distance walked. And it's fun to be an Explorer.
Nobody ever walked down THIS path before. Even when they were in the
process of MAKING the path. They made the path and GOT THE HELL OUT OF
DODGE presumably because this path is haunted. Hmm now I like it
even more! Wanna see some ghosts on my Afternoon Walk! Maybe
have Lasagna plus Pizza for LUNCH?!?! I dunno. Only time
can tell! And only watches can tell time. Brought to you by
Anyway. Before they had watches, people had
to walk around with clocks. That's no good. Quite a hassle!
I feel like my main memory of using clocks is in K-12 school.
Standardly have a nice clock on the wall. Presumably in the front of
the room. Because that's where we're looking anyway. I think,
and I think this is a real thing, that in some class rooms they specifically
didn't have clocks because the students would just stare at the clock
all period long and not register any of the teaching. Which does check
out, I can see that point's merit! But its helpful FOR CONTEXT.
And specifically for Test Time. Now you know how much time you've
spent and how much time you have left! Very convenient! But even
during regular classes. FOR CONTEXT LIKE I SAID.
Cool! Gotta imagine there's some technology out
there that its like Smart Watches and you can look at them during Test and
see the same screen as SOMEONE ELSE IN THE ROOM taking the test and they can
share answers. I mean, the technology is there. It's borrowing
the technology from 2 or 3 different things, but based on what we have, I'm
sure they can manage that. So anyway that's a good way to cheat for
now! I dunno they might have already banned watches in K-12.
Better LTURQ. Hmm looks like what I said has happened.
I'm not surprised! Kids are pretty ingenious when it comes to
cheating! A lot more ingenious than when it comes to STUDYING and
WORKING HARD (That's for chumps). My High school strategy was pretty
tight. I didn't cheat and didn't study or work as hard as maybe I
could have and ACCEPTED ADEQUATE GRADES. I Beat The System!
Anyway. The Bayside Band started sounding like
The Alkaline Trios to me which is good! I enjoy that band so why
wouldn't I enjoy a band emulating their sound! Out of spite?
That doesn't sound like me! Bayside could not do things out of
spite, too. Now The Bayside sounds like Me! I dunno about
that one. Anyway gonna take some sort of a shower when this act is
over. That'll get the dirt off my body presumably! Started a new
soap yesterday. That's gonna be GREAT for the first week or so.
Everyone likes a nice bar of soap that's pretty bar-like. I dunno
about everyone. Probably some perverts who like slivers of soap that
are coming apart and you gotta work hard to not break it because you want
this sliver to last you another day. And if it breaks then you're left
with two tinier slivers and what the hell are you supposed to do with that?
Last paragraph of the act! Mets have TENTH
PICK in upcoming Draft of College &/V High School Baseball players. In
other words there are 9 picks before them. Then they go! Oh I
get it now. I'm not expecting my name to be called, certainly not
that high. But if I do get picked in one of the later rounds I'd have
to seriously consider learning how to play baseball. All I was taught
over 5 years was DON'T SWING THE BAT YOU'RE TERRIBLE JUST TAKE THE WALK
HALF THE TIME. Of course at the professional level I won't be
walking half the time because the pitchers now can throw strikes at will.
But other than that the training I've received still applies pretty much.
Anyway, great. I'll be back in a little bit!
Keep It Moving
Got lunch going on. Bison Burger + Bonus Leftover Calamari.
Wonderful! I believe it is raining now. And, if not now,
probably by next week. It just says RAIN though, which to me
implies NOT TOO MUCH Rain. If it was more than Not Too Much
they would have specified! So basically I can take all the 2 walks I
want to take over the rest of the evening-night. Maybe don't take the
Elevated Park Path, though. Too wet! I might slip and fall onto
the non-elevated park path. And then where would I be.
Exactly where I wanna be. Hmm sounds like a good thing then!
It's LOOKING LIKE I only got half the gum I wanted from Super Market
Delivery. I wanted a Wintergreen AND a Peppermint. Looks like I
just got Wintergreen. WHAT THE HELL.
Jeez. Bison burger got sautéed onion and
mushroom. Mushroom also possibly being sautéed. I dunno how they
do things and frankly I don't want to know! Hey its Friday.
That's the last day of the Work Week. Congratulations for successfully
completing another work week! Sounds good. You get to have two
and a half days where you're like MAN OH MAN I have to do The Work Week
ALL THE TIME but for these 2.5 days It's Gonna Be Great! Plus that
happens EVERY WEEK. Sounds pretty good to me! I got it
going the other way. I HAVE NOTHING TO DO ALL THE TIME which I have
to do but these 2.5 days a week I get to do some Relative Work IT'S GONNA BE
GREAT. WHAT 2.5 DAYS A WEEK.
Cool! I ate the half dozen calamari first and
the bison burger second! Normally when you have FRIES as a side you go
back and forth, right? I dunno, maybe you eat all the fries and then
all the burger. I can imagine SOME idiots doing that. Not me,
though! Unless it's only half a dozen of Side Hamburger Hustle.
And in this case Very Specifically That I Did It That Way. Otherwise,
HUH. I forget what I was talking about logic-wise. Oh,
right. I can see people who have never had a hamburger and fries
before going into it tackling all the fries first and then the hamburger.
I wouldn't think it would go in the other order, though. Hamburger
then fries? That makes little to no sense!
Last paragraph! Wonderful. If I've learned
anything from Fast Food, its that you're also going to want some chicken
nuggets with a Hamburger & Fries Meal. We all know to do that even
though they never explicitly tell us. I don't recall there being Value
Meals with burgers and nuggets. Maybe We Don't All Know That. If
you don't know it, you heard it here first! Life Hack! Have
chicken nuggets with your hamburger and fries! Smallest amount
possible! Even half of a Small Order of Nuggets would do! Next
hip hop artist I listen to may be Tupac! I dunno if you've heard of
this guy but he's widely considered to be One of The Greats if not THE
GREAT. I dunno about all that but I Guess I'll Find Out!
In the mean time though I'll see you later.
May 27, 2021
This Is A Good Thing
friends. I took a day off! Now I'm back in action. What's
going on in the wide world of sports. HEY there IS something.
I had a nightmare this morning that I was VERY sympathetic to The New York
Mets Organization for giving a 350 million contract to Francisco Lindor and
he's performing so bad he doesn't belong in the major leagues. Which
is based on Real Life Fact. All of that is true EXCEPT for how in real
life what do I care about The New York Mets Organization losing money.
In fact, Good For Lindor! He beat the system! I'm happy for him
and that's my official Waking Life Position. However if my
subconscious wants me to continue feeling bad for The New York Mets
Organization as NIGHTMARES I am okay with that, too. That's why it's
called a nightmare!
Cool. Making progress with Nas's's Discography.
I enjoy it and that's even with the inside knowledge that these albums I'm
up to now aren't his best! Still pretty good! Still no
referencing to BAYSIDE, though. Hardly even a reference to New
Found Glory. I picked THAT band because I heard of them In A
Nightmare. A Waking Life reading Bayside WIkipedia Nightmare.
They came up with Bayside because they were on a train TO SEE New Found
Glory. And then there was the Fabled Bayside Stop. Gotta
imagine this is the LIRR, right. I don't know any other trains
with Bayside. WOW LIRR I'VE RIDDEN THAT. Anyway.
That's why I'm gonna name my band MURRAY HILL. Auburndale.
Those are the two LIRR stops specifically On That Line that I choose to use
for this, "Joke."
Several episodes into THE SPECIFIC. What's your
third favorite ocean. The Specific. YES BE SPECIFIC about
your third favorite ocean. Specific. THAT'S WHAT I SAID
GO ON. I dunno about that. I think I figured out Hot
Coffee is better in a certain type of mug which I've been neglecting since I
got my own mugs. I've been using Bernie Sanders Campaign Mug
primarily, with a White Castle mug back-up. Now I'm back to using one
of our 4 or 6 Plain Brown Mugs and what a revelation! Delicious!
I can't get enough of this mug. Hmm. It's bad for everyone if
Francisco Lindor gets money for nothing. That's money that could have
gone to other people For Something!!! I dunno I'm haply with Lindor
getting his money. I'm pretty entrenched in this position and I'm
not sure you're gonna be able to talk me out of it.
Gonna have some HAWAIIAN CHICKEN for lunch. Hopefully
Japan doesn't bomb my lunch. Anyway my Mom got it but then was like
ya know what FUCK THIS I ain't eatin' it! So I'm gonna eat it
because that's just the kind of guy I am. Anyway. It's like
chicken-- well, it is chicken-- in sweet and sourish sauce. Also they
throw in some sort of vegetable for good measure. I dunno what kind
off the top of my head! Better LTURQ. One things for sure IT
BETTER NOT BE PINEAPPLE. They use Pineapple JUICE for the
marinade. I'm okay with that. HEY I just realized that
Spell-Check-As-Ya-Go is working again. It hadn't been working for one
or TWO weeks! Oh right Hawaii Chicken Vegetable. Better not
just be, "Green Peppers." That'd be a whole lot of Research Work with
NO PAY OFF. It's possible From This Place there's no vegetable.
GREAT JUST GREAT. Really that is great. YEAH.
Wonderful. Why didn't I write an entry yesterday?
Why It's Only Because I was really tired! I woke up like 2 hours later
than usual, plus I had no energy. It was like being hungover kind of
but without drinking. Oh, so being tired. You were tired.
That's what it was. Yes that all seems to check out ASSUMING by me
saying you and addressing it to some sort of you it was
actually me addressing myself. YES I WAS TIRED. No fun!
But today I'm doing okay! Is it possible I Slept Drank? No!
I have no alcohol in the house. Unless I also Slept Bought Alcohol.
Which I guess is a possibility. Not a PROBABILITY but a POSSIBILITY.
Okay jeez stop yelling. OKAY. William Sadler is the guy IN
CHARGE. He's not just a soldier. Too old to be just a soldier!
He's running the entire show. Maybe not the ENTIRE show. That's
FDR per my understanding of How Wars Work. But the point is HE
LOOKS OLD NOW. This is from 11 years ago and he looked old THEN is
what I mean. I'm sure he looks even older now! I'm not SURE.
It's a good educated guess, though!
Cool! I get to take another walk pretty soon!
Right on target today! Only took 4 walks yesterday! Was gonna
take the 5th walk an hour or two late but there was THUNDERSTORMS abrewing.
I didn't see it with mine own eyes but that's what they said. They
warned it. I dunno if they ever said for sure it happened.
BETTER LTURQ. HMM it looks like ACCUWEATHER among OTHERS don't
keep logs of past weather. I mean, I'm sure they do somewhere for
their own records. But I'm not seeing anything. HOW THE HELL
am I supposed to know whether it rained last night. I NEED TO PLAN
ACCORDINGLY. Back To The Future joke. That's the plot of it.
They knew Past Thunderstorms and PLANNED ACCORDINGLY. Anyway great I'm
gonna take another walk soon. I'll be back!
Are You Gone Yet
friends. I'm enjoying The Specific. I liked the part where the
Japanese guy was running around and they were like are we supposed to
shoot him, he's just one guy just running around and then after a while
they shot him. Really makes ya think! Anyway that spare
chicken finger I Have from a week ago, I ate just now! I must have
told you about this chicken finger that I had left over. Big part of
my life over the past week! Also Hey I checked my weight and I am DOWN
roughly 12 pounds in roughly 2 months. That works out to roughly FIVE
OR SEVEN pounds a month. Maybe both. Let's say 1st month was
seven pounds and second month was five pounds. I am not basing this on
anything except for intuition and also some information. Sounds
like I'm basing it on A LOT. Sure does!
ARGUABLY 10 pounds under Obesity. If you trust my
scale as the end all be all determiner of my weight. Which We Probably
Shouldn't if we want Accurace but we probably SHOULD if we wanna feel good
about myselves! Yeah! Also upon further introspection
pretty sure Hawaiian Chicken Non Chicken Component is Pineapple Chunks.
I don't have to eat 'em! I'm probably not even gonna fish the chicken
aspect of it. HEY I got a WILD idea for dinner its called A Fried
Calamari Appetizer But For Dinner. I got the idea because Nas said
something about Octopus a few songs ago. I THINK even under the
thematic element of EATING octopus. Calamari ain't no octopus it's
squid. Better LTURQ. IT'S SQUID. And Squids ARE NOT
Octopus. Well glad we settled that once and for all.
Are appetizers actually designed for the purpose of
Making Us More Hungry. Because they Appetize-Us. I dunno how
that works AND I DON'T LIKE IT. First of all WHY. Second of all
HOW. Third of all WHEN. I feel like there's a Fourth Of All
to this situation I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.
Oh of course WHAT. I dunno I feel like we kinda know, "What."
No we don't! In FACT I've lost track of what I was talking about so I
don't know the answer to anything! Anyway. I don't like me no
non-fried Calamari. One man's opinion! ACTUALLY that should be
EVERY MAN'S OPINION that I PERSONALLY Don't like me no non-fried
calamari. You can like it, you can not like it, totally up to you and
totally IRRELEVANT. We're talking about forming an opinion on whether
I LIKE IT and guess what I FORGET WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT but I'm pretty
sure it had to do with me not liking non-fried forms of calamari.
Hmm sounds like I remember what I was talking about pretty well, actually.
YOU'D THINK SO WOULDN'T YOU.
Yeah! I get DESSERTS. Even if you're not
hungry any more it's still a pleasant experience. Hmm I don't need
to eat but I need Some Sweet to CLEANSE MY PALATE. Otherwise
you're stuck at whatever main course you had in your salivary glands until
morning! You're gonna want Some Sweet to take its place! I
dunno about that one. Let's move on with our lives. After
this act I'll probably take some sort of shower. Presumably the same
sort of shower I've been taking. Maybe mix up the Shower Head
Settings, I dunno! I can make it RAIN or I can make it a Single Big
Ol' Stream I can have Some Other Setting That's Presumably In-between The
Two I Just Referred To. Maybe have FRIED Calamari for dinner tonight,
get my Bonus Meal in the form of Bison Burger for tomorrow. I haven't
had a burger in OH I DON'T KNOW A WEEK SINCE LAST SUNDAY. I mean, a
week BEFORE last Sunday. Why didn't I just correct it and leave it
at that. Why do I have to leave the mistake and then clarify it by
pointing out I figured out it was a mistake. I dunno I don't know
why a lot of things!
Wonderful. MARINES GETTIN' SOME LOVIN' IN
AUSTRALIA. They fought Japanese on some island and they won and then
they were like lets go hang out in Australia! and THEY DID and some
of them GOT SOME LOVIN'. I envy them. It's a good thing I
wasn't Commander In Charge of America In Pacific. All these dozens of
small islands which aren't even inhabited, I'd be like fine go nuts keep
em. Means nothing to me. WASTE your troops guarding and
occupying these dumb islands. I dunno maybe that would make me a
BETTER commander? I don't have all the details in front of me.
The best part about being Commander in charge of Specific Field Of War is
I'd presumably get to boss William Sadler around. Make him do
characters and stuff. If he feels like it! I'm not gonna force
him to. I COULD, I have that authority, but I WOULDN'T.
Last paragraph of Act II! Also I WOULDN'T let
them have Hawaii! Hawaii is HEAVILY POPULATED AND VALUABLE IN OTHER
SENSES can you see the difference? Also what else is going on.
Wearing a nice big shirt today. Dunno what that means. I felt
like saying it, though! I had the thought during my second walk.
Hmm wearing a nice big shirt. Normally I don't like that. Today
I kinda like it! Maybe it's cause I lost 2.5 pounds since last
week presumably. HERE I AM IN A BIG SHIRT THAT'S EVEN BIGGER BASED
ON MY WEIGHT COMPARED TO LAST WEEK. GONNA STRUT MY STUFF IN THIS BIG
Ol' SHIRT. Anyway hey Act II is over. Gonna take a shower!
I'll be back a little bit later!
I'll Do It Again
Anyway I got a nice 6 pieces of Hawaiian Chicken and a dinner roll.
What was the vegetable that came with it? I dunno! It was RED.
Kinda like a carrot. Couldn't be a carrot, though, could it?
What do Carrots have to do with Hawaii &/or Pineapple. Pretty sure
pineapples aren't red. They're yellow! I feel very strongly
about this. Anyway I'm happy with this portion of lunch depending upon
whether I feel full when its all over. Well yeah when you put it
that way. Cycling through NAS and BAYSIDE last couple of days.
Good. It turns out I can SOLIDLY tolerate Bayside. No
appreciating it or getting what I'm supposed to get out of it, though.
Unless Solidly Tolerating It is what I'm supposed to get out of it. In
which case mission accomplished!
Cool. I can, "See," myself feeling full enough at the
end of this mission. Lunch mission. Hows the war in the pacific
going. Still going pretty good. I'm almost CERTAIN that America
wins the war vs Japan. Pretty sure this dinner roll isn't safe to eat
anymore. It's been in the fridge, but its been there for over a month.
Did I TASTE mold? No. Did I SEE mold? Possibly. I
saw little specs of discoloration but that might just be how bread looks, I
dunno, I forget! Either way what can ya do. Not eat moldy bread?
I don't like the sound of that! Anyway. Not sure if I'm happy
for Francisco Lindor or not. It depends on if he's trying his best.
He gets 350 million dollars and is like MISSION ACCOMPLISHED and
doesn't try to do anything of value to anyone? No Bueno!
Assuming he's still trying his best, though, can't hold it against him for
suddenly being the worst player in the baseballs!
Ya know that sort of thing. Running low on days
of May. I love it! May Flowers bring June... sh... Powers.
Anyway in June: The Month, I can go back to WHITE FONT on BLACK BACKGROUND
for website. Crazysheet Classic! Uh oh I Wrote, "Crazysheet,"
that means in five days if I google Crazysheet THIS SPECIFIC INSTANCE comes
up. Which is a bad thing for some reason! Oh, right!
It will lead to people reading this paragraph. Which isn't one of my
favorites in the grand scheme of things. Not even in the top 50% of
paragraphs. Maybe something around the 30% area for Good Paragraphs.
Or 70%. You get the idea. The Worse One of those two
numbers. THANK GOD we won World War II Vs Japan Specifically.
Otherwise we'd be calling Hawaiian Chicken JAPANESE CHICKEN.
Because they own Hawaii. Now what was Hawaii is now Japan.
Also they got the entire west coast. Which isn't great, either!
But specifically The Name Of Chicken Dish is what I'm concerned about.
Last paragraph! Wonderful. What do you
figure a single piece of fried calamari is worth caloriewise. Internet
source said 12. Too low in my head. Maybe 15 would
be accurate and even that may be too low. I don't think it's 25 or
higher. I'm fine with estimating 15 because its low so I can gorge
myself with them and its still higher than internet says it is so I'm Being
A Responsible Erring On The Side Of Conservatively. For Calamari
Portions, at least. NOT POLITICALLY. Out of soda completely at
this point! Half a Dr Pepper 2 Liter Edition which I can get away with
drinking but even WITH drinking all of that I have to go with some water for
today. WHAT AM I AN ANIMAL. Yep seems to check out.
I'll be back tomorrow!
May 25, 2021
Now Its Me
Hey! Listened to some NAS: The Universally Considered Best Album By
NAS last night! Appreciated it! Maybe got 65, 70% what I was
supposed to get out of it! Am on to a very different Musical Artist
this morning, though. BAYSIDE: The Emo Punk Band referring to the
neighborhood they're from presumably. I thought of it because I
went out to take a walk and thought HMM WHERE AM I. That
settles that! I WONDER IF NAS KNOWS ABOUT BAYSIDE. He's
from Queens. He talks about different neighborhoods. I couldn't
stop worrying does Nas know all about Bayside?!?! Wondering,
not worrying. Why would I be worrying if Nas knew about Bayside.
Scared that'd he judge us? Doesn't make sense. I mean, it might
make sense that he judges us. We're spoiled middle class white kids.
But that's his prerogative! HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR. Lot of
middle class Asian American kids, too! I don't know when to keep
my mouth shut! Nas HATES Asian Americans. Lets get that
I don't get how you can spoil kids. These kids
Weren't Shit to begin with. Have you SEEN these jerks as babies
and toddlers? They're simply on the same path of being jerks that they
were on from conception. NAY, from INCEPTION. In my mind,
inception means when the father &/or mother first has the thought hmm
maybe should start up a baby. Also, in my mind, nope! It
is the name of a movie, though! Unrelated. Went to get my
blood work done today. Presumably. The plehemtologist sure
SEEMED to take my blood. Maybe it was all a scam, what do I know!
I like using the word phloemotolist. I dunno how to spell it.
I'll do spell check later. But maybe leave it the way it is in those
two instances. Now that I've drawn attention to it, it's part of the
entry spelled that way!
Do I really live in Bayside? The answer is about 80,
85% Yes. It's on the edge, though! Oh no too much personal
information. Now you'll come to My Extended Neighborhood and start up
trouble for some reason no one is really sure of. Maybe you live
in Bayside, too! Howdy, neighbor! Maybe we know each other from
the start! Hey what's up been a while! That's life I guess.
The Start Of What. You know, the past. From The Start Of
The Past Or Something. Oh, wait, no. From The Start Of The
Present. We know each other from The Start Of The Present because we
knew each other At Any Point During The Past. Yep all that seems to
check out 100%. Is Bayside: The Band good? I dunno!
I'm leaning towards NO but I'm still listening to it so it can't be
that bad! Dumb Spoiled Middle Class Kids and their Emo Pop Punk.
Think they're so great just because they're neighbors with Asian American
What else is going on and crap. Better LTURQ
that Bayside is from My Bayside. YEP THEY ARE. How
embarrassing. Anyway, great, what else is going on. Italian
Restaurant Dinner tonight. Thinking maybe some sort of HERO
PARMIGIANA. Meatball sounds delicious but also the unhealthiest of the
bunch. What about a.. hmm.. better LTURQ. VEAL PARMIGIANA?!?!
I dunno that sounds okay. I HAD VEAL TWO WEEKS AGO THOUGH. Too
much veal! Potentially! Nothing is set in stone yet! I
assume that expression comes from a time where people recorded everything
They Were Going To Do by carving records of it in stone. So when
something was planned but then cancelled they can be like Well was it set
in stone yet? No? Great we don't have to do it. And if
it was set in stone, I guess they're like NOPE WE ALREADY SET IT IN
STONE. WE HAVE TO DO IT. NO WAY WE CAN JUST DISCARD THIS STONE
AND START A NEW, MORE UP TO DATE STONE FROM SCRATCH. WE DON'T HAVE
Seems to check out. WHAT THE HELL I HAVE
TERRIBLE NEWS. Bayside: The Band is from Queens New York, and named
their band after Bayside: The Place, BUT AREN'T FROM BAYSIDE.
They heard the neighborhood while taking a train and heard next stop
Bayside. So the point is WHERE DO THEY GET OFF. You can't
fuckin take the name of a place you were never from at all! I KNEW
SOMETHING WAS UP WITH THIS BAND! I knew it. Something seemed
off. Now I know why. THEY'RE NOT BAYSIDE AT ALL. I was
gonna listen to their entire discography but now I don't know what to do!
And it's a shame because I was REALLY tolerating their music.
HMM The founder went to Cardozo high school. Bayside high school!
Not Bayside High School: The Other High School, but a high school solidly in
Bayside. I'M BACK ON BOARD WITH TOLERATING THEM. Fascinating.
Anyway, I dunno. About an hour ahead of time
today because Early Blood Work. Why did I capitalize, "Early Blood
Work." I dunno, I do a lot of things that don't make a ton of
sense. Started watching Army Of The Dead. Which is a good
movie because it doesn't make a ton of sense. Also enjoying
#It'sNotHBOIt'sWWIISummerSpringtimeWeekToRemember. Hmm it got
flipped. Used to be Not WWII it's HBO. Somewhere along the
line it got twisted and I guess now it IS World War II and NOT
HBO??? I'm okay either way, I just wanna be clear that I know it
got mixed up somewhere halfway through Band of Brothers. When they
were in War, during These Battles & In-between Them & Whatnot, what was the
prevailing attitude about whether America would win. Was it like
hmm 50 50 it can go either way better do our best. Or was it like
well clearly we're gonna mop the floors with 'em, and that's not just
bravado, this is just how we really feel, it's a cakewalk. We may DIE
along the way INDIVIDUALLY but overall it'll work out. Gotta
imagine I DUNNO THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU. I'll be back in a
These Words Make Sense Here
Sure they do. Wonderful. Hey potential dinner update-- How
about some MEAT LASAGNA. It's got the MEAT I crave but I can eat
it in smaller portions potentially. Split into not one not two but
THREE MEALS as long as I have some of the bread with it. You can't
split it into one meal. That's just The Meal. But the point
is I feel like I can split it into three delicious NOT NUTRITIOUS meals.
Red Meat is the healthiest component of the meal. What's
your problem with Red Meat. I don't have a problem with red meat!
Lots of people do! My one problem, if I was pressed, would be not
really Red. I've seen the color red, sir, and THIS IS NO RED.
What color IS it. Brown? Maybe it's its own color.
Meat Colored. I can't picture it being any Other Real Color.
Better LTURQ. HMM LOOKS KIND OF RED.
But a different kind of red than YOU
were implying. I feel very strongly about this! Anyway what else
is going on and crap. Got Super Market Chicken Based Dish for
lunch. I can live with that. I can live with most things.
It's a relatively small amount of things that are so bad that I would rather
die than continue on living With Those Things. Especially if its a one
and done thing. Some crappy thing happens that will be recurring for
the rest of my life? I dunno then I need to think carefully whether I
wanna live with that. However, I have to eat something for lunch I
don't particularly want? I can EASILY live with that because after
lunch It's Over! No more living with that! Already LIVED with
that. Easy! Anyway what else is going on. Listening to
more music. You know what that's like.
Cool! They checked my weight at Blood Work
Fleamattelogist. I said curtly I DON'T WANNA KNOW. They
respected my wishes. Shoulda Known. Either way it's
important to have context. Oh well I made my decision and now I
have to live with it. OR DO I??? What else is going
on. They check your temperature when you enter hospital by silhouette
and I am CONSISTENTLY below optimal temperature. Wha, huh?
That's not supposed to happen! The only time that happens if when
you're turning into a zombie so you turn room temperature. I saw a
DOCUMENTARY about it. Either way I'm a point and a half below optimal?
I don't get it what am I doing wrong and why am I still alive. How
come we don't feel our insides or at least our veins as if they're hot as
hell. You go outside and its 98 degrees you're not having a good time!
How come we don't feel that ALL THE TIME inside our veins. Oh,
right. Some sort of pun with the boy band 98 degrees. Sounds
like a bit more obtuse than a right angle to me! That's a different
kind of pun. Yep! Hey I was right I used, "Obtuse,"
correctly there. Looks like I'm a genius!
Yeah. Blood temperature supposed to be 98.6.
Around what I was picturing it was supposed to be. Today I was at
97.3. I don't get it! Better LTURQ to see if I Really Should
Be Dead Or Something. 95 Degrees and lower and you have
hypothermia. GREAT I'm in the worst of both worlds. I'm not
optimal AND I'm not low enough to have a special condition that makes
everyone jealous. You know HYPOTHERMIA. HMM internet says
Hypothyroidism can lead to low blood temperature. I HAVE THAT.
GREAT JUST GREAT. We got to the bottom of it though so now we can
move on with our lives. Also is everyone familiar with Silhouette
Temperature Machine. It takes video of you and you have to stand in it
Just So so your head-on profile (head &/v shoulders) line up right in the
middle and that's how they know your blood temperature. Great.
Only the best blood temperature testing technology for me!
Cool. What else is going on and crap. Way
ahead of schedule today! We're talkin, as of now? OVER AN HOUR.
That's a lot of time. Better use it wisely! You'd be
surprised at how quickly an Over An Hour Surplus can be depleted.
Well, maybe you wouldn't be. Pretty straightforward calculations
and estimations with that there. Anyway how's World War II going.
I'm pretty confident America is gonna win. Unless I've been wildly
misled in school. Which I guess is possible. I'm sure I HAVE
been wildly misled in school about other things. Like GYM and
RECESS. They say recess is time off but ya know what Ya
Learn The Most At Recess about LIFE. Life is kind of like a game of
freeze tag-- nobody quite knows how to win and most of it is just standing
around in place.
Maybe you don't know about Freeze Tag at all. It's like
tag but when you tag someone instead of them becoming it they have to
FREEZE. And I GUESS the way to win is for the tagger to freeze
everybody? I don't know if it ever got that far. I don't know if
the Frozen People even ever committed to the game. We played every day
but I'm pretty sure half the people who are frozen just wandered off and did
their own thing. Impossible to win a game when half the players
wander off to do their own thing. Or maybe it's EASIER to win that
game. Hey you haven't wandered off by the end of yard time?
Congratulations You're The Winners. Anyway I'll be back later.
It Doesn't Get Any Easier
Hey! Back here with an hour early lunch! It's HERBED chicken,
Broccoli, and Sweet Potatoe. What kind of Herbs went into this
chicken? I dunno they didn't say! Tastes just about what you'd
expect An Herbed Chicken to taste. Anyway what else is going on in the
wide world of sports. Solid chance I finish
#BandOfBrothersThatSortOfThing by the end of tonight! I wanna get
through it as quick as possible! Just like how they felt about the
war! Presumably. Presuming we WON quickly. If we went into
the war as quickly as possible and lost, no ones on board with that!
Maybe we WIN D-DAY and get inland a bit, lose a couple of battles, and
change our minds! That didn't happen though thank god that we won
several battles and built up some momentum per my understanding of how World
War Two Works.
Bordering on too much broccoli in this meal, but its
well cooked. Nice good consistency to this broccoli. Am I
gonna have an Hour Early Dinner? I dunno! Maybe! I'm
not adverse to such a situation. Early bird special. Is there
such a high demand for worms among birds that you they have to get up so
early to get the worm. I bet there's plenty of worms even as late as
round Noon Time. Also do birds REALLY get up early to catch
worms. I feel like there's a solid 15, 20% chance that its 100%
accurate that birds wake up early to catch worms. I dunno maybe
more like 10, 15%. I Feel Very Strongly About This. Maybe
it's called An Early Bird Special because traditionally it's Turkey.
Or Chicken. Chicken is a bird but if you're serving Bird I think
traditionally that means turkey. So there's that.
Cool! I still have a single chicken finger from
this past weekend. I can live with that. They're good!
It'll make a good snack one day. Hopefully soon. Time
limitations on how long chicken finger stays fresh. Anyway what else
is in the wide world of sports. THE PACIFIC? A whole mini
series about AN OCEAN?!?! I think Pacific is the 3rd best ocean.
I know that's a contentious subject and opinion. Indian Ocean is the
best. Atlantic Ocean is second best. Fourth best is I wanna say
ARCTIC OCEAN? HEY BREAKING NEWS now they say there's FIVE OCEANS.
With the fifth now being ANTARCTIC OCEAN. I don't believe it!
At five, you can EASILY pull of an Ocean's Five to steal Some Sort Of Thing
Of Value. Four, that's nowhere near enough to steal this valuable item
&/v service. FIVE? We got a sequel &/or PREQUEL on our hands.
Hey its the last paragraph. Wonderful.
Lotta relaxation goin' for me during the rest of the day presumably.
Apple music doesn't have DE LA SOUL'S groundbreaking debut album? Well
that's a huge blow to my classic hip hop exposuring to myselves!
Also De La Soul never sounded good to me. I don't like most R & B
music! I assumed De La Soul was R & B music for some reason.
You'd think if I was getting it wrong, I'd think it was Soul music.
Nope! WAIT A SECOND, "DE LA," means OF THE in Spanish. Of
the soul. Well what the hell does that mean. Soul in
Spanish means Soul in English it turns out. I'm not buyin' it.
I think it's a glitch in Google Translation. Not falling for that one!
Anyway I'll be back tomorrow.
May 24, 2021
Whose In Charge Here
Someone must be responsible! Hey I watching me some #BandOfBrothersTwoOrThreeDaysToRemember
yesterday! I liked it! GREAT production values. I'm
sold! They certainly put a lot of money and effort into making
this and whether it's good or not A+ RED STAR FOR EFFORT. Why is
the star Red. Hmm that's a good question. I'll get back to
you! Anyway I enjoy it. Ya see it's good because they're
bonding while killing people and being killed. YES war is bad
because of the death and destruction but it makes people friends so it's
about a wash in my book. I enjoy the show! I WISH I had friends
I could call brothers and we'd form some sort of metaphorical band.
Wonderful great lets move on with our lives.
What do I got in store for today other than
continuing #BandOFBrothersTwoOrThreeDaysToRemember. Good meals lined
up! Probably Chicken Parm from Super Market Delivery for lunch
and Oh I Don't Know A SUBWAY SANDWICH FOR DINNER?!?! Maybe, get a load
of this, maybe TURKEY?!? Holy moldy that sounds Just About Right.
I dunno I'm imagining not enough turkey. I can get, "Double Meat,"
they offer that! I dunno that sounds like too much turkey.
I can get, "1.5x Meat!" No I can't they don't offer that.
I can get, "Double Meat," and throw away 25% of it! That's no good
I'd know I was wasting RESOURCES. Food is resource. Even if
no one else know I'D KNOW. What if I TELL THEM. I'll pay for
double meat but just go ahead and put about 1.5x on it. Also while I'm
saying this to you I specifically say, "One Point Five x." There now
I've done it again.
I dunno. I'd like a COLD CUT TRIO but when I
asked last time they were like nope if you want that gotta get a foot
long not a 6 inch. And I'm not getting a footlong. Too much!
I don't want all that sandwich! But anyway turkey is the main thing I
Want so I'll just get turkey! Anyway. Only have enough orange
juice for ONE MORE orange juicewater over this week until Friday.
Gotta save it! However if I save it, each hour I'm saving it there is
an increasing chance someone else will drink it. Fine! If that's
the way it shakes out I have no control over that! That's life.
Anyway. I'd be a terrible soldier for about seven dozen reasons.
But the one I was thinking of is they'd be like okay study this map be
ready for deployment tomorrow so you know everything about the surrounding
area. And I'd be like I can't focus on this under so much
pressure. I'm gonna go take a nap. Just give me a gun tomorrow
and I'll walk around and see if there's good people to shoot.
Terrible solider! Terrible at most things!
That response to ANY sort of vocational task given is NEVER good.
Maybe some sort of video game. In a lot of video games that's an
appropriate position to take. In the real world that's not gonna get
you very far! Probably gonna cut my hair with extensive help from
Father in a couple of weeks. Either 2 month anniversary of first
haircut or 3rd month. Gotta do things in portions of months.
That's just how life works. Maybe if we had a word for 3 weeks I'd be
saying 4 or 6 or whatever periods of three weeks. We don't, though!
Hmm maybe I should come up with a word. That's a tough one.
I'm pot committed to writing this Without Thinking At All. That'd be a
strange and unwelcome change of pace, having to think just a little bit.
Dangit! If I was in World War II I'd be a tank
driver. They seem pretty safe. No way you can stop a tank!
Not based on my limited information. Also I'd be the DRIVER.
INSIDE the tank. For some reason they always appear to have a dozen or
two soldiers riding on top of the tank. Outside the tank. They
seem like chumps to me. What, is the tank full? How do they
decide who gets to be in the tank. Also if you really wanted to
protect the soldiers don't send them to war. That's even safer!
UNTIL THE WAR COMES TO THEIR DOORSTEP BECAUSE THEY DID NOTHING TO STOP IT.
Yep at that point they're in danger. I was wrong I guess! Get em
into a battle while riding outside on top of a tank. Ya got me.
Now I see it from your point of view! Also I'm sure a tank can destroy
another tank. It's like how the only thing that can cut a diamond is
another diamond. Which may or may not be accurate because I may or may
not have heard that somewhere. Better LTURQ. That appears to
be incorrect. Now the question is if I really heard that somewhere
or if its a product of an underactive imagination.
What else is going on and crap. LOOK I should be
getting Double Turkey. I know it, you know it, Subway probably knows
it. I just don't wanna bite into it and be like hmm too much
turkey. I don't want a nice overstuffed sandwich! I'M IN
THE MOOD FOR AN UNDERSTUFFED SANDWICH. Mostly bread. I wanted a
bread sandwich with turkey topping! Anyway. But not really.
I want halfway between both! Whatta life I lead. Right now
leaning towards double turkey. I'll keep someone updated on some
situation when it progresses. What if the second half of turkey is
what has covid. Then I'd look like a Grade A Moron for getting double
turkey. Really blow up in my face completely! Anyway. My
Dumb dad has a dumb immune disorder which makes him possibly suseptical to
covid even with vaccine. Probably not, but they don't know!
Which means I have to be more careful, too! The good news is we're all
still alive as of now. Probably will continue to be alive for the
immediate future. That's what counts! Anyway I'll be back in a
If It Were Me
Hey! Back from walk. Went pretty well. Totally walked in
an oval for the most part. Not precise but the best I can do on such
short notice! There's another Band of Bros type show called THE
SPECIFIC. Which is about WWII (World War II) PACIFIC theater (The
Ocean). So basically at this point we're looking at a solid
#It'sNotWWIIIt'sHBOSummerSpringtimeWeekToremember. Hmm what kinda
crazy cast members they got in Specific Theater. I only recognize
A SINGLE NAME. William Sadler. He may be the only name I
recognize but MAN OH MAN is he the one guy I want in there! I
can't get me enough of William Sadler. Well, I probably could!
But I haven't reached that point yet and it's not even close! I dunno.
Subway Sandwich is still on my mind. Been on my mind all day. At
least since I thought of it. Which may have been last night. But
didn't really start THINKIN' about it until some time this morning.
Cool. Ron Livingston is in The Band OF Brothers?!?!
I don't know why but I DON'T LIKE HIM. You'd think I'd like him,
right? Nope! Maybe that's why I don't like him. Nobody
is gonna tell me who to like. I don't like him out of spite it
seems! Anyway. What music am I up to. I realized there was
a Them Beastie Boys album of non-instrumentals I had never heard.
Their most recent one! I'm, "Digging," that to the full extent allowed
by law. Fun stuff! I feel like they were never my favorite
Musical Act, but IN RETROSPECT they SHOULD have been and SHOULD BE going
forward. Too fun to not be my favorite! Also they inspired me to
do music! The first, "SONG," lyrics I consciously, "wrote," were to
the tune of a Them Beastie Boys song. I was just listening to the song
and was like YA KNOW WHAT LEMME AT IT. HERE I GO!!! And
the rest is history. It wasn't rap. I wish it was,
though! If I was writing rap instead of Whatever You Call What I Was
Doing I'd be a lot happier AND HEALTHIER today.
Seems about right! Wait a second I wrote rap in
middle school. Who could forget The Mexico Song where every
line rhymed with Mexico. Which in retrospect I don't even get.
Why was Mexico On The Mind at all? But anyway, this was the first
NON-RAP I wrote. There we go, that seems to check out.
There weren't caravans around the turn of the century. I don't
remember Mexico being an issue at all! Certainly not since NAFTA was
accomplished lo six or seven years past. NAFTA stands for Not in my
back... ya... the point is Mexico is our Trading Partner??? That's
what NAFTA stands for. I'm under the impression Trump cancelled NAFTA
and then negotiated a new trade deal That Is NAFTA but now its called
something different. STRONGLY under that impression. Better
LTURQ. Yep seems about right.
Cool! When researching that, I read an article
from June 2020 and it was like President Trump did this, what else is
President Trump up to and it was like a bad PTSD flashback.
It's over now. The Bad Man is gone. WE'RE SAFE. No
we're not. Well we're more safe than before. That seems
to check out. Apparently #JoeBidenKettleChipsToRememebr released his
budget proposal and it's LACKING in PROMISES he made while on the campaign
TRAIL. People are upset! Far be it form me to get involved but
let me just say I NEVER HAD FAITH FROM THE START. That's my official
position! Not just now but in all politics and not just in all
politics but in all arenas. Anything good that happens is a Bonus!
I'm generally just happy with Nothing. Hmm seems to check out.
Cool! Take a shower when Act is done.
Then take a walk when shower is done. Then Act III and lunch when walk
is done! Then whatever else happens usually I don't have it in me to
Try Something New. Routine has been going okay! Gonna stick with
routine! Sticking with routine is my routine. And anything good
that happens from &/or during routine is A Bonus! Did Joe Biden fight
in #VietnamWarToRememeber and if not WHY NOT and I know he didn't but lemme
look up WHY NOT. BUNCH OF DEFERMENTS. Which he later
justified by saying I HAD ASTHMA THAT'S WHY. Maybe it's because
of his Stutter and he's too ashamed to have not fought in war because of
stutter and came up with the much more acceptable excuse of Asthma.
Either way he was a student and ISN'T THAT ENOUGH to avoid war?
Apparently not based on this paragraph I was just reading. I
guess. I could read more in depth but I don't have the discipline!
Look I never fought in Vietnam either. I'm not gonna get on his case
Last paragraph of the act. HEY I FOUGHT IN
VIETNAM. Oh So You're A Veteran. NOPE. Makes me
laugh. The guy just was fighting people (We HOPE People) in Vietnam.
What else is going on. Ya know what, I should get myself pumped up
about eating Chicken Parmigiana from Super Market Delivery for lunch.
Not just HAVE it for lunch but Really Get What I'm Supposed To Get Out Of It
for lunch. What am I gonna watch next besides
#It'sNotWWIIIt'sHBOSummerSpringtimeWeekTORemember. I guess I can watch
some Army Of
The Dead. That's a Netflix Major Motion Picture which seems to be up
some sort of alleys Possibly Mine. Any Minor Motion Pictures out
there. I mean, yes, surely, there's any number of them. But
are there any films that would identify themselves as a Minor Motion
Picture. Sure there's any number of them. NO BUT REALLY
MINOR MOTION PICTURE. Sure any number. Ugh.
I'll be back a little bit later.
You're On It
Hey! I can imagine Michael Kenneth Williams saying that phrase.
You're On It. All things being equal, he probably has said it at
least once! Anyway back with lunch. Chicken Parmaga...
you get the point. It's pretty good! Solidly Appreciating
it! Anyway based on enjoying Beastie Boys, maybe it's time I start
listening to some classic rap! I can think of no better place to start
than NAS. He is Classic per my understanding. I know several NAS
songs which I think are great. He is from QUEENS NY as am I. His
name is SAN backwards. Get Nas A San dwi... you get the point.
Anyway got subway on my latest walk. Double meat! I'm looking
forward to appreciating it in roughly 4 hours 45 minutes.
Cool! Some more
absent of black people. I think I'm 3.5 episodes into a 10 episode
mini series and I can't recall one black person. Oh, right.
In WWII they still have Specific Troops for black people? Better
LTURQ. Yep seems to check out. Were there any Black
Nazis? Better LTURQ. Not seeing anything. I mean,
look, in the last century, there have been black Nazis. Just not
organized or anything. Just your loose random black nazi here and
there. The odds are that there were, I dunno, dozens? Hundreds?
If we count them accumulated across the lands. The point is there
should be an HBO WWII show about an AFRICAN AMERICAN TROOP. And
they can call it, get a load of this, "Band of BROTHERS."
Thanks! Penultimate paragraph. Finished
chicken parma... you get the idea. I left over some breading
and cheese from the chicken part. Because that's just how it all
shaked out naturally. Didn't go into eating the chicken cutlet aiming
to leave over some of the breading. It just happened! My belly
sure is full. I stuffed myself silly! Makes me laugh at
least. Anyway almost done with the entry. Then I can go back
to RELAXING and put on some comfy TV about PEOPLE KILLING EACH OTHER.
But it's history so it's good that it happened. IT IS GOOD IT
HAPPENED. If the other people killed us more than we killed them
they'd be running the show! And they're significantly worse BY FAR
than we are at How They'd Be Running Things. That's not up for debate!
I guess it could be! But I'm pretty well entrenched in the opinion
that Americans are better than Nazi Germany!
Last paragraph! I see they give you Chocolate
Bars as part of your supplies in World War II Army. Well sounds
good SIGN ME UP. What do you mean I can just buy chocolate bars
from the homeland without risking my life. Where's THE STAKES to
that, though. Life Risking Chocolate Bars are the sweetest of the
bunch! Also chocolate bars are a reward! You can't just eat
chocolate bars whenever you want to. What Would People Say???
But if you're risking your life GO AHEAD YOU EARNED THAT CHOCOLATE BAR.
Risking your life DEFEATING THE NAZIS. Who'd be WAY WORSE than we'd be
if they were in charge! Not even up for debate! Hmm what can
I do In My Life to earn chocolate bars. There must be SOMETHING I
can do. I just gotta figure out what that is. I ain't talkin
individual mini candy. What do I have to do to have a regular full
sized chocolate bar. E-mail me your answers to mankind guy at gmail
dot com. I'll be back tomorrow.
May 23, 2021
You've Got My Number
Hey! I'm here again for another Many Straight Days In A Row.
Since April 9th! Man I am A GENIUS for being able to figure out
estimates to their exactitude in the fly. No argument there!
If I AM a genius, which I may or may not be, it definitely is for that
specific reason . Genius at calculating Estimates Into Exactitudes.
Like in this situation. And, potentially, others. Anyway
finished #BroadwalksEmpireSummerSpringtime. Good stuff! Now its
onto bigger and better things. Well, I hope so, at least. I
dunno how you can get a, "Bigger," TV Drama Series. The production
values on this show are unmatched! "Better?" Sure. This
was pretty good but you'll get no argument from me that there are
empirically better shows out there. Empirically. Empire.
WHAT THE HELL. Empirically this show is the most about empires.
Boardwalk Empires, at least. There was also a show Empire.
That's more about Empires in general. I think I'm thinking of the
show, "DYNASTY." I thought it was called Empire off the top
of my head. I still feel like there's another show called Empire.
PERHAPS an African AMericancentric show. YEP that checks out
completely. So the point is I dunno. Wanna stick with
watching shows about Boardwalks more than Empires. Any other shows
For all its talk about Empire this purported empire
doesn't stretch much farther than THE BOARDWALK. That one specific
boardwalk in Atlantic City. Not even a congregation of boardwalks.
Why that's no empire at all. Had delicious steak dinner last
night and I enjoyed it to an extent that was unpredictable during
yesterday's entry. Gonna enjoy it again today! Either in late
afternoon or early night. Assuming we separate nights into Evening and
Nights. 9:00 PM is way past the Late Evening but certainly there's
plenty of Night to be had afterwards. Early night! It's
called, "EVENING," because it Settles The Score between Day and Night.
It's the EVEN-NING. That makes sense in my head. Presumably
if you read it enough times it'll come to you as well. Anyway I was
crunching the numbers and I've lost OVER A GALLON OF WEIGHT. We're
talkin' in the last 8 weeks I've lost roughly 1.2, 1.25 GALLONS.
Gallons of fat hopefully. Gotta imagine I lost SOME muscle
inadvertently by accident. Body just messed up A LITTLE BIT. I
think losing 5% of weight In Muscle is a fair compromise. Anyway.
That's what they call cowboy hats. Gallon hats.
Because you can fit however many gallons of fat in the hat presumably.
Of course that's just me being dumb. It's so you can fit gallons of
WATER in your hat. Because in Cowboy times and places you have no
access to water. Gotta carry it around in your hat. I just
googled it and it IS called a, "Ten Gallon Hat," because it comes from
Spanish and the word they used SOUNDED LIKE the American word,
"Gallon," so that's the story behind that. Nothin' to do with storing
water. DAMNIT! I was sure my entire life it was because it
holds a gallon (ten gallons?) of water. Didn't know it was called
a TEN Gallon had specifically. Obviously these hats can't hold ten
gallons. They're big hats with a big reservoir but not that big
a reservoir! I got to use the word, "Reservoir." What a
genius am I!
Yeah! Google has a question and answer
WHAT IS THE CAPACITY OF TEN GALLON HATS. And the answer is
Three Quarts. I guess because people had the same thought I had.
They might have known all along no way does this hold ten gallons but
really HOW MUCH LIQUID DOES IT HOLD I'M ASKING FOR GOOD REASONS.
Three quarts. GREAT NOW I CAN PLAN ACCORDINGLY. I dunno
what they're/me am planning! I don't like the sound of it if I'm gonna
be totally honest! How many three quarts of fat have I lost.
I'm done with calculations for today. Sorry. Ask again tomorrow.
I Surely Will If I Remember. It will be a HILARIOUS, "Call-em-back!"
In the meantime though what else is going on. I started looking up
Quart Pound Calculations and it's very complicated. Apparently 1 quart
is ALMOST EXACTLY 2 pounds but off by about 5%. Then I forget how many
pounds I lost. Oh I Just Remembered roughly 10. So that's about
5 quarts? And hats are three quarts? 1 and 2/3rd hats?
That's It?!?!?! That's not so bad. Those are big hats.
Just picture 'em!
DAMNIT now I have nothing left over for tomorrow.
I'm gonna have to start tomorrow on a completely blank slate presumably!
Whatta jip. Tomorrow is Victoria Day in Can (Canada???). Gotta
imagine to celebrate Queen Victoria. One of them, at least. Good
shot there's been plenty of Queen Victorias. But this one is
specifically to celebrate The Best One Presumably. Maybe the 3rd best
one, but according to Can (Canada???) the 3rd best one is Actually The Best
One! Better LTURQ. Celebrates 1800's Queen Victoria.
My immediate next google is "QUEEN VICTORIAS." Nothin.
My next immediate google was, "How many Queen Victorias were there."
Nothin. Wikipedia, though? Seems to CONFIRM there's no
others. Seems weird. My Uncle's name was Victor.
Is that relevant to this discussion? I had a dream with my uncle last
night. I was house sitting for him and I threw a party and afterwards
he was VERY disappointed. Also a bunch of people came to the party and
had fun but never once acknowledged me. I feel like I got the worst of
both worlds with that. Humiliated at my own party because no one
acknowledged me and then afterwards my Uncle was VERY disappointed.
True story! From my dream! Dreams are
true stories according to Dreams Themselves. Huh. I guess.
What else is going on in the wide world of sports. HMM what episode of
#TheDeuceSummerSpringtime do I appear to be up to. SEASON TWO EPISODE
5. HOW COULD I FORGET?!?! Also I wasn't paying too much
attention for what I was watching. Still drinking at that time.
Still on twitter at that time! Too busy with other supplemental
activities which clogged up my focusing abilities to focus properly! I
ain't goin' back to the beginning, though. I feel I've absorbed enough
to more or less know what's going on! Also it will no longer be a
SummerSpringtime in four weeks. Then it MAY be a SummerSummertime but
I think we can ALL hope to do better than that. The point is I'll be
back in a little bit!
This Is What I Did Yesterday
More or less. Probably around the same. More Or Less
means Pretty Much The Same. Which is odd, because it seems to
be INSISTING that it's Definitely Different-- either MORE &/or LESS.
I don't get it! What's the deal with things! Anyway got
coffee #2 of 2 and Orange Juicewater #1 of 1. Only enough orange juice
left for 1 portionsworth over the next week! GREAT. Too many
calories! It's delicious and nutritious as a Breakfast Beverage but
what am I REALLY getting out of it. Nutritious, like I said.
Bonus Benefit is Delicious. So I'm getting nothing out of it more
or less is what I'm trying to say. More in this case. Yep
that all checks out and whatnot what else is going on. Walked by a guy
who was totally topless in the park just now. I think it was a guy.
I didn't have my glasses on. Wanted to do a Triple Take (I had already
done a Double Take) JUST IN CASE there were Female Breasts afoot but I
didn't have it in me. 85% sure it was Man Mounds. In
which case I have very little interest.
What else is going on and crap. Lookin like
Chicken Fingers plus bonus #JoeBidenKettleChipsToRemember for lunch.
I got FIVE chicken fingers. Thinking having FOUR as part of lunch
enterprise. Pretty small ones, 5 is certainly appropriate but I'm on a
diet. I eat FOUR out of Five things I get not all five. It's
called Taking Care Of Business. Losing weight business. I
could eat all 5 and then no bonus kettle chips to remember. I
could do any number of things. There's literally DOZENS of things I
can do. ANY NUMBER HIGHER THAN DOZENS IS LITERALLY DOZENS.
Even any number less than dozens. If I can do three things,
that's dozens of things, because it's up to 25% of 1 dozens. Hmm.
I think we all learned something important re: Math & Semantics in this
HMM I can watch World War II Miniature Series BAND OF
BROTHERS. It's executive produced by PEOPLE. Sounds good
to me. UNIVERSAL ACCLAIM according to Wikipedia? WOW
Universal Studios IS AF AN OF THIS SHOW. And as far as I know they
didn't even produce it! They just loved the show so much they just had
to gush about it to Wikipedia. Better LTURQ. Maybe Universal
was involved. HBO might be affiliated with Universal in general.
NOPE doesn't look like it. HBO is not Universal AND Band of Brothers
is not Universal. Why did I actually have to do a Look Em Up Right
Quick based on some dumb nonsense I was saying. Pot committed to
the nonsense such that I need to follow it towards non-nonsense. Thus
vindicating it and making it Partly Just Sense. HMM I wonder if anyone
in my favorite classic HBO Drama Series To Remember is in Band Of Brothers.
LMLTURQ!! MIGUEL ALVAREZ FROM OZ I KNEW IT.
That's enough for now. No Spoilers!
Anyway what else is going on. Gotta pay attention to Band of Brothers.
Wait whose fighting who. Allies are fighting the Germans?
That seems to check out based on my limited knowledge. Besides white
supremacists, is there anyone who looks back on WWII and roots for the
Germans. They don't have any allegiance to Nazism but are fans of
Germany in general. Gotta imagine there's some of that in Germany.
Presumably we've mostly got them to think oh that wasn't so great what we
did, kinda a mess-um-up. But gotta imagine a lot of those people
are like well yeah but it woulda been nice if won if we're being totally
honest. And I am. I'm Thinking To Myself in this scenario.
Not talking to anyone. NOT ME THOUGH. That was someone
else talking to themselves. I'm Pro-Allies through and
through! There's not even a small 25% part of me rooting for Axis
Powers. NOT EVEN 20%.
Anyway. Gotta imagine it's good to watch Band Of
Them Brothers because it's good to know history. And World War II
REALLY HAPPENED. I have it on good authority that is the case.
What's my favorite war in history. Hmm. That's a tough
one. So many good wars to choose from! Just kidding IT'S THE
OPPOSITE. Most wars are bad all things being equal. BUT if
they were some FUN Wars they might be... I dunno. I
kinda like the hundreds of random mini-wars across Europe throughout the
1000's. Just funny. They get themselves into a tizzy based on
the smallest things! And then they have weird alliances that make no
sense and are inconsistent from war to war, and then ultimately the war ends
based on nothing, only for a new war to start up. SOUNDS FUNNY TO ME
get off my back about it is the point.
Last paragraph of Act II! Wonderful! Take
some sort of shower soon after the act. That's the standard way to go
about things the last couple of weeks. Routines are good! If
they weren't good they wouldn't be routines! Yep makes sense seems
to check out completely. Is Band of Brothers based on The Jonas
Brothers. Or HANSON. Or The AC/DCs. Or any number
of bands employing brothers. My guess is no of course not.
Them Kinks. What else is going on and crap. Next week is
Memorial Day Weekend. Finally I get A Monday Off. Off
from nothing. Now I have ULTRA-NOTHING to do next Monday. My Dad
teaches Monday nights. In the house! I hear it happen! So
basically I Have To Do Something Mondays. It's true! I
have to not talk to my Dad while he's teaching. Not make any noise at
all! Not walk in front of his Webcamera and do stuff. Huh.
I'll be back later!
I'm Gonna Keep At It
Hello! It's me again! Same guy as before. More or less.
I think I will be starting #BandOfBrothersWhattaThreeDaysToRemmeber later
this evening after all. I think I tried watching it 15 years ago but I
wasn't ADULT enough to enjoy WORLD WAR II. The only World War II I was
interested in as a kid was CALL OF DUTY: The Video Game Where You Shoot
People. That's not a fair description. The people you're
shooting are also shooting at you. This ain't no Mass Shooter Tragedy.
I mean it is but at least everyone is on the same page. Anyway.
Very happy with the amount of chicken I'm eating as well as amount of kettle
chips I'm eating! All right on target for an ideal lunch-em-up.
Yeesh. In-between albums right now! Just finished
one at end of Just Passed Walk. MAN I just had one kettle chip
that was a straight up FULL FOUR KETTLECHIPS combined. Fried together.
I've seen 2 kettle chips combined into one. I'm sure I've seen three
before. Four? This is cause for celebration! Should
have saved it as a souvenir. Too late now. Already chewed it
up to pieces and it's descending into my belly or whatever food does.
Anyway. It's my partly my fault my Dream House Party Guests didn't
acknowledge me. I didn't greet them at the door when they came.
I didn't engage them at all from where I stand. What do they know
where I am and what I'm up to. They're here to party! Get off
their back they're doing the best they can. Was ill will intended?
I dunno! Maybe for some of them they made a point to ignore but, but
for others it was inadvertent! Great. Either way I'M
getting the headaches from my uncle after the fact.
Cool! I feel like my uncle would like Band Of
Brothers. Either in my dreams or in reality. Well that
settles that once and for all. I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ADEQUATE
HORROR MOVIE RIGHT NOW I can't go to Band of Bros immediately.
The adequate horror movie is LIGHTS OUT. I was gonna say Mediocre
Horror Movie but ya know what? It's adequate! I'm not gonna
besmirch this horror movie by saying it's more or less below average.
It's SOLIDLY POSSIBLY EVEN A SCOTCH ABOVE AVERAGE. Why am I
yelling. Because I'm enthusiastic about competency in horror film!
The point is 2 out of 9 nights on average I eat a tootsie pop in the middle
of the night! I fall asleep, GREAT. BAD NEWS I'm waking up a few
hours later with A CRAVING. GOOD NEWS I can satisfy that craving with
a tootsie pop. Fall back asleep. Sounds like I need a
pacifier or something. Well SURE if that was a possibility I'd be
all for it! Gotta settle for a tootsie pop though!
Last paragraph! Lets see what it will consist of.
We know Words &/V Sentences. What kind of words and or sentences
though, I dunno! The good news is All Of That Counted As Three Or Four
Sentences. How did everyone spend their Friday May 21st. Too
late to ask about that. We're up to Sunday May 23rd. Should have
asked yesterday, Saturday May 22nd. So I'm a day late so what I
wanna know how your special May Friday The 21st was! YES I know
this paragraph is worthless. So far! Ya never know the next
4 sentences might be knocked out of the park! Which I believe is a
baseball reference. Uh oh that's one sentence down and it meant
absolutely nothing. I don't like where this is headed.
FHUCK FOUR SENTENCES DOWN ALREADY! Wait, no, that's a good thing.
It means I can leave! It means YOU can leave! We're all done
with this! More or less, for another day at least. I'll be back
May 22, 2021
It Is What It Is
Hey! Having Super Market Iced Coffee for the 2nd time since PID
(Personal Independence Day) and it's okay! First time I'm having it
instead of regular Hot Coffee as opposed to having it as a Bonus Beverage
later in the day! And ya know what? I DON'T LIKE IT!
It's all fine and well as a bonus beverage, as its own thing, I can enjoy
it. But as a replacement for Breakfast Beverage Hot Coffee?
NOPE! Oh well pot committed to it at this point. POT,
talk about HOT coffee, made in a pot... Man I must be some kind of
genius! Nice hot SummerSpringtime day out there. Worked up a
real sweat. Wearin' a nice shirt and all. Last couple of days I
was down to my really oversized shirts which I don't like! I think
some people wear really oversized shirts to HIDE their Protruding Gut, but
for me, I feel like it makes me look FATTER somehow. Hmm what a big
shirt. I don't see the definition of his belly in it but One Can Only
Assume it's humongous. Humongous doesn't seem like a real world.
I feel like some kid made up the weird humongous in the late 1880's.
MAYBE early 1910's. MAYBE.
The point is, is my shirt clean? No. Well, maybe!
I never cleaned it. But maybe in the process of sitting on my floor
for a week it got clean one way or another. It's not impossible!
It sounds impossible! But in my mind I have some reservations of it
being impossible. Ya know what I can imagine crazier things is
my thought process. Imagine crazier things actually happening to be
more specific. Just imagining crazier things means nothing. We
can imagine lots of things that are certain to never happen. That
sort of thing. Finisher another album this morning! It was the
one I put off last entry for a better idea! I liked the better idea!
I liked this first idea! I like music it turns out. Didn't
see THAT plot twist coming.
Cool. Look am I gonna get CHICKEN FINGERS
tonight? Probably not but now that I think about it Still Probably Not
But Maybe! Maybe get a steak. I don't particularly WANT a steak
but if I'm gonna get a steak now's the time to do it. Also I don't
particularly WANT anything else so that's part of the equation, too.
Sure sounds like I want chicken fingers. Yeah You'd Think So
Wouldn't You. LOOK my bonus backup meal is Chicken Pot Pie one
way or another. I can't have chicken fingers as my Main Meal!
That's too much chicken! Do I particularly want Chicken Pot Pie?
NO. BUT IF I'M GONNA GET IT NOW IS REALLY THE TIME. It
turns out I'm not very good at picking meals for myselves. Gonna
have to think on this one. Decide soon! Gotta put in this order
early in the day for this restaurant to set up delivery for this night!
DAMNIT. What else is going on and crap.
It's time to start thinking seriously about what Drama TV Series That Is
Good I will watch when #BoardwalkEmpiresSummerSpringtime is over. I
will be done with it possibly TONIGHT. Hmm I've been hearing good
things about The Boardwalk Empires. Wait a second, that's the
show I was just watching! Except in a different WRONG way of saying
it. Also I dunno if I've really heard good things about The
Boardwalk Empire. I feel like 8 or 9 years ago at Christmas my uncle
was singing its praises and made me &/or us watch a couple of episodes.
Maybe that was when I visited him to go to Casino. Either way YES I
heard good things about it from my Uncle. Who is the authority on such
things. Hmm really makes ya think. What a great paragraph.
That's the thought it makes you think. And if it didn't, you're
certainly thinking it now! What else is going on and crap.
No the casino wasn't in Atlantic City and my Uncle was showing me the show
to get me into the mood. Although maybe he thought it was in
Atlantic City. Even though he drove me there. And he didn't
drive me to Atlantic City. Hmm I've given myselves a lot to think
Yeah! My main impression watching
#BoardwalkEmpireSummerSPringtime is yeah if you guys are so smart how
come Atlantic City is A Big NOTHIN' these days. If you're such a
great people at city building and whatnot then how come a century later your
precious Atlantic City is A GHOST TOWN. Also if there really was
a ghost town gotta imagine it'd be the greatest tourist destination of the
world! I wanna see some ghosts! ESPECIALLY if they're confined
in a town! Not gonna bother me once I leave the town!
Probably'll try to haunt me while I'm in town but I'm assuming I'd be set up
with proper protection from any serious danger the ghosts may wish to cause
me. Them trying to haunt me but me ultimately being safe is the THRILL
RIDE OF THE CENTURY. Wonderful.
Okay. Gotta think of a new Music to listen to
now. HMM. This is hard. Pretty sure I've listened
to about 95% of All Music the past 6 weeks. Now I just gotta think
about that 1 in 20 music I haven't listened to. Hmm I've been
hearing good things about THE EAGLES. I was looking at my
Patriotism Calendar. My eyes focused in on a picture of Eagle.
Now you know the truth. Hmm LMLTURQ. Are Eagles anything
good. LAID BACK COUNTRY ROCK?!?! I like a solid TWO of
those words! Including the ?!?!? Also the ?!?!? counts as Two
Words. Anyway, I have no better idea, might as well give that a
shot. Well see if the Patriotism Calendar is really earning its
keep based on this excursion. Also the Act is over! I'll be
No Arguing That
Hey! Listened to The Eagles The Eagles and I'm enjoying it. It
may not be the COOLEST music but it's PRETTY COOL. Like a nice cool
breeze. Not too cold! Refreshing breeze that's all!
Also SCREW chickened pot pie I'M GOIN WITH THE CHICKEN FINGERS.
Still getting the steak. I feel like this is a good compromise.
Getting steak and chicken fingers. Compromise? What am I
talking about. That's all anybody could ever want as a first best case
scenario. Also in my mind, working out the proportions of meals, I
will have a leftover meal of a bit of steak and chicken fingers AT THE SAME
TIME. I don't believe it. Also are we allowed to eat
Eagles. Gotta imagine eagles taste like SOMETHIN. But it
might be a federal crime because Eagles represent America. And we're
not allowed to eat America. Hmm. ARE WE forbidden from eating
American Flag. I know it was a, "Hot Button Issue," 50 years ago
whether we can burn the flag. Gotta imagine there's tangentially a
debate over whether we can eat it. I feel like eating is the
ultimate sign of respect. Not only are we allowed to eat flags but to
be patriots we should be ENCOURAGED to eat flags.
Are we currently allowed to burn flag. Better
LTURQ. YEP IT'S ALLOWED. Wonderful. My Flag
Burning Business Is Saved! I dunno. I don't get why chicken
fingers &/or other assorted foods are called Fingers. Hey look
at this strip of chicken. LOOKS LIKE A FINGER DOESN'T IT.
No! Not really! I guess the shape is PRETTY MUCH SIMILAR to a
finger. But if no one said anything my first instinct would never be
Man it's like Eating A FINGER made out of CHICKEN. These are the
days of my lives. Gotta imagine chickens have claws. Not
fingers. I'd LTURQ but I'm pretty sure I'm right and I'd like to
continue living under the unconfirmed assumption that I'm right for some
reason no one is really sure of. The good news is I still have several
The Eagles The Eagles songs left. Then time to re-assess. Is
there another TOP ALBUM in The Eagles repertoire? I'll find out later!
When I LTURQ. Presumably.
Cool! I had a dream last night I made some
new music myself and some of it was GOOD. And then I woke up and was
like well that turned out to be a dream, great, just great. I DO
have some music already made, though. So the dream is HALF true.
And some of that music I GUESS can be interpreted as good if you look at it
under the right circumstances. Also specifically if You're Looking At
It. If you're listening to it NO GOOD. If you're looking at
my music, though, you might find it not bad at all! I dunno. In
my dream it was SPECIFICALLY this is like my old music in a way BUT GOOD.
So that settles that. Old music is no music at all! Hmm just
had a sip of Cool Coffee. I enjoyed this specific sip. What
a wonderful observation!
Yeah! Halfway through act. NINE SIXTEENTHS
through entry presumably. That's a 9:7 ratio of what I've
written to what I haven't written. Fascinating. Put in order for
Tonight Delivery. Exactly what I told you I'd get! There's no
secrets between us. There's secrets Between Myselves, that's for sure.
How did the good music in my dream go exactly. My Dreamself
Imagination Memory ain't spilling the beans to my Conscious Wakingself!
That's life I guess. Hmm better LURQ if there's a Next Eagles Album
I Gotta Listen To. WHAT THE HELL this isn't even considered one of
their top albums! They did The Hotel Californias which everyone is
familiar with. Great just great I have to listen to The Eagles
Selling Out. They abandoned their core principles of Naming Albums
After Their Band Name later on in their discography. Go figure.
That's no joke. Look at Led Zeppelin. They
named albums after their bandname four times in a row! Also look
at Led Zeppelin. Their music looks pretty good, right? But
get this, it Sounds Even Better than what you're getting out of it if you're
just looking at their music. I feel like by looking at their music,
you're not getting a 100% complete picture of what makes them so good.
Just one man's opinion. Just finished my one and only cup of Cooled
Coffee for today. Just one man's opinion. Seems like a fact
to me. Not to ME, though! I might end up drinking more
cooled coffee today! Then this supposed fact is wrong! No good
fact at all!
Hey great just great. Almost done with Act II!
Listening for door bell for a while so I can't take another WALK or some
sort of BATHING EXERCISE in the very immediate future. In the somewhat
immediate future SURE. I dunno. Anyway. Drain
in bathtub clogged very significantly. Still some water leftover from
shower from yesterday (which shouldn't have accumulated in the first place!)
Figure I'll see if I can fix that myself at some point. It's been like
this for at least a week. But gotta imagine At Some Point I REALLY
WILL check that out. Hmm I can do it now. Nah I ain't
gonna do it now. Hmm I can do it later. Now You're
Talking My Language! Maybe it's all my Fat clogging up the drain.
Showering gets the loose fat I've lost off me and it accumulates under the
drain thus clogging it. You know what clogging drains means.
The point is Hey I'll Be Back In A Bit.
For The Love Of God
Hey I got some lunch going. Again, the soup has way too many noodles.
At least I know this time around to GO INTO IT with the plan to leave over
noodles. Not stuffin myself with noodles at first because I think I'm
gonna eat em all. Spread em out this time! Yeah! Anyway
listening to Hotel California by The Eagles and I can only imagine this is
what Eagle Eye Cherry was talking about. WHAT WAS Eagle Eye Cherry
Talking about. I feel like they were talking about Save
Tonight. If I'm remembering my 90's correctly. Also what is
the song Hotel California all about. I assume its a metaphor for
California and some sort of Hotel inside of California. Well that's
about halfway there, I think I cracked that code more or less.
Yeah! Took a nice shower before last walk.
I accepted delivery beforehand! It was MILK. That's it!
Finished lunch. That's it! In the mood for some SWEET to eat.
I guess it's acceptable for me to eat some sort of SWEET snack sometime
between now and dinnertime. Whose gonna judge me, YOU? Hmm
that seems to check out pretty well. Ok I won't do it!
You win this round. I could just wait for dinner and put sweet n
low on my steak. Kinda wanna try it for real In Real Life. Just
start off with a bitesworth, not the entire 40% of the steak! C'mon
what do you take me for. Some kind of idiot. Yep that
seems to check out pretty well. But either way what else is going on
Penultimate paragraph. I could put sweet n low on
steak OR I could put tiny chunklets of steak in ice cream. Why
Either Or, I could easily try both and nobody is gonna stop me. I
make an interesting pointlet. What other band does my Patriotism
Calendar inadvertently suggest to me. Hmm. Might have to turn
the page to JUNE to figure one out. I dunno if I wanna do that.
Feels wrong. Maybe not literally illegal but certainly not socially
acceptable. What would people think is the point. Who cares
what they think. Fine What Would I Think. I dunno.
Exactly So Why Risk It. Sure. Looks like I'll be
finishing #BoardwalkEmpireSummerSpringtimeGhostTownDestination early
tomorrow. Then it's onto Bigger And Better things! Well,
better things at least. Dunno about bigger things. As far as TV
Shows go this was One Of The Biggest by SEVERAL Metrics.
I'm thinkin Production Values. That sort of
thing. Have some nice kinda fudgesickle as a snack. DELICIOUS
AND Nutritious. More or less anyway. How about resume THE
DEUCE for the next show. Don't start from Episode Zero. I was
about halfway through it a couple of months ago, figure out the exact place
I was at, and start there. I like that idea. I LIKE THAT IDEA A
LOT. GREAT IT'S SETTLED. WOAH NOW I said I liked the idea
a lot I NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT COMMITTING TO IT. Sorry I just go
tithe impression tha--- IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT IMPRESSION YOU GOT IT WAS
WRONG. Please spare me your wrath, I meant no ha-- HARM YOU
WERE ABOUT TO SAY HARM WEREN'T YOU. I KNOW IT DON'T LIE TO ME.
Anyway how do I break away from that Dialogue. I did it!
It's broken away from! I dunno now that I think about it kinda
feels like I'm still in it. Uh-oh. HEY the point is the
entry is over. I'll see ya tomorrow.
May 21, 2021
Tomorrow Is Another Day
Hello friends & enemies. I'd like some enemies. I think
it'd be cool if it turned out all this time I've had enemies. All
WHAT time. All THIS time. You know, Now, dating all the way
back to Several Time Measurement Units ago? Enemies! I mean lets
be clear I hope I TRIUMPH over my enemies. I don't want my enemies to
succeed in their plots against me. Assuming they have plots.
Maybe they're my enemy but just haven't gotten around to act on it yet.
Either way, look, if you wanna be my enemy I think that's great. It's
nice to give someone else some structure in life even if it means
antagonizing them. But let's be clear YOU SHALL NOT TRIUMPH OVER ME.
That's where I draw the line!
Hey! About half an hour behind today. I turned
being an hour behind yesterday into a SURPLUS OF TIME by mid day.
Presumably I can do at least half as well today! Accepted Super
Market delivery today. That's why I'm .5 hour behind! Either way
I got everything I wanted per my understanding. My Dad's Milk carton,
the cardboard was kinda ripped open. I don't think the milk was
exposed to the elements but it was pretty much Everything But. So
anyway whoever is responsible for that is my Family's Enemy even if they
don't know it yet. They almost certainly didn't intend it.
But we give NO second chances. You mucked up the milk? You're
going on in the Enemies List! Also please identify yourself somehow
so we can put you on the list. As of now we're just at Unnamed
Fresh Direct Worker. If you come forward now it means less
problems later! That's just a lie to et you to come forward now!
You'll be given no favors or benefits because of it later! I shouldn't
have said this last part out loud!
Now they know. Wonderful. Going to have a
delicious Part I of II Fish Parade Dinner for Lunch. Dunno about
dinner yet! Could be one of Any Number Of Things. Let's say
FOUR. It could be one of Four Things. Sounds like an
appropriate number in this context all things being equal. Anyway I
checked my phone whom has been measuring my steps and I'm running myself
just about 18,000 steps a day. Pretty consistent! NOT BAD but
COULD BE BETTER. If I saw I was at 20,000 steps a day I'd be like
WONDERFUL PERFECT. Almost there! Anyway they say 10,000
steps a day but Walking Is My Thing so I GOTTA blow that out of the water.
A journey of 10,000 Steps begins with 1. Every day. Gotta start
over each morning. Presumably not even after accomplishing anything
the previous day. Dunno why you're taking these journeys every day.
Don't seem to be paying off by the evening at all.
Those are MY health guidelines. Anyway. I
like #TalesFromTheCryptSummerSpringtime just about as much as anyone, but
when I was watching 3 of them with my brother I got no joy out of it!
I just kept thinking, pretty much every second, I WONDER HOW HE'S
ENJOYING THIS. Not even This In General. I mean THIS EXACT
MOMENT. OVER AND OVER. I get no relief from worrying about my
co-conspirator in consuming entertainment. I'LL BE FINE EITHER WAY but
this could MAKE OR BREAK my Friend's (Brother's) Day nay Year nah LIFE.
Lotta responsibility on me and with great responsibility comes great... the
thing... the point is I should just never watch or consume any entertainment
with Anyone Ever. Unless its new to me. It's new to me,
GREAT! I can take it in for myself. I'm ON BOARD with consuming
New To Me entertainment with other people! Let's Go!
Anyway. I can do WHATEVER I WANT out of 4
things for dinner! I dunno where did I get FOUR from.
Just seemed about right. What if I got Chinese Food. Well
that sounds like a Great What If but what would I get! I'm
raising more questions, not answering any! That's not the way to go
re: Questions and Trying To Answer Questions without Raising More Questions.
Makes sense. Been listening to albums from the past Oh I Don't
Know FIVE YEARS from either new old bands I'm listening to or old old bands
I've listened to in the past. It's ALL WELL AND GOOD but I wanna
return to some Classics. Hmm what kind of Classics are out there.
I'll have to think about that one! Even harder than I have been!
Been TRYING to think about it but very unsuccessfully as of this moment!
Wonderful. What if I got Oh I Don't Know BBQ
Spare Ribs. If they're so Spare why am I paying so much for them.
Seems like you're desperate to Give Them Away if they're just LYING AROUND.
I'll give you 30% of what you're asking, deal or no deal. If you
don't like it, I'm just gonna go to another Chinese Restaurant, what the
fuck I need you for! You know that sort of thing. Gonna be
done with #BroadwalkEmpiresSummerSpringtime this weekend. Probably
finish it sometime around Sunday. So much Around Sunday that it Will
Be Sunday. Sometime During Sunday is more accurate. Then its
onto bigger and better things. Anyway. Have they given any
thought in terms of connecting the Boardwalk Empire universe to The Sopranos
Universe. Seems like a slam dunk. Their main reason not to do it
is because several characters will turn out to SURE LOOK A LOT LIKE EACH
OTHER. Uncle Junior and The Commodores Friend. Nucky
Thompson and Tony Blundetto. A THIRD person. Anyway you
can still do it. Just have that as a plot point. HEY WE FOUND
THIS BOOK OF PHOTOGRAPHS FROM THE 1920'S LOOK AT THIS PERSON LOOKS JUST LIKE
YOU. Lean into it, that's what I say! Anyway I'll be back in
a little bit.
Don't Take That Tone With Me
Hey! Back here with coffee #2 of 2 PLUS in Oh I Don't Know 2
paragraphs I will have Orange Juicewater #1 of 1! Also figured out
dinner! Why it's only Beef &/V Broccoli! Bonus Broccoli!
Pork Friend Rice! STEAMED SHRUMP DIMPLINGS. Split that into 2
meals, leave over some rice, have 2 or 3 Dimplings as a snack-- all pans
out! Have seafood for lunch today and tomorrow. ALL PANS OUT
JUST LIKE I SAID. In the meantime, though, what else is going on.
It's not just that I'm worrying How My Brother Will Like Each Individual
Beat Of Tales From The Crypt Episodes Also I Forget Why I Am Capitalizing
Each And Every Word Of This Part Of The Sentence. That's MOST of it.
But it's also partly hmm now I'M watching these episodes with the added
context of my brother here. How should I be taking it in
differently in this unique circumstance. You know that sort of
It was uncomfortable in the moment, but since then, watching
Tales From The Crypt episode, it's like a new page has been turned!
I'm in a different Tuning when it comes to watching this show based on this
experience and Everything Is New Again! Man oh man is my life going
great and whatnot. My Parade Dinner comes with broccoli. I'm
gonna have a lot of broccoli this weekend! Not including Sunday.
Who knows what Sunday is gonna be like. Not me! Presumably Some
Of You! I wouldn't put it past Oh I Don't Know 70% of you to have your
Sundays planned. Wish you the best of luck! Unless you're my
enemies, and you're plotting your Sunday to use against me Somehow Someway.
In which case I hope you fail! I'm pot committed to Supporting Myself
in my eternal battle against You &/V other enemies you may or may not be in
Yeah! Forgot to re-up with GUM from Super
Market delivery. Have about, what, 25 or 30 pieces left? To last
me a week? That's not too bad. I can go several routes with
this. Obvious is ration them out equally day by day. Have 4
pieces a day! Less obvious put possibly BETTER is have them as much as
I want and then when I'm done, I'm done. That's pretty obvious,
too. Maybe even MORE OBVIOUS. Damnit! You're way ahead
of me I guess when it comes to my gum chewing propositions for the week.
Don't use this information against me and we'll all walk away happy.
I'm getting Bonus Broccoli because Broccoli is good for you! Gotta
imagine the more of a good thing the better! Yep seems to check
out. I mean there IS a point where it's too much broccoli.
I'm not gonna come anywhere near that point, no. But if you stuff
yourself silly with broccoli 24 hours a day, that's unhealthy! Need
to get some sleep! Get a nice seven hours and then go back to bitin'
broccoli the next day, well rested and refreshed!
Anyway. Broccoli to me is DISGUSTING if you
take a bite of it where you get either mostly the Bush OR mostly the stalk.
And then the next bite is THE WORST. Where it's all stalk or all bush.
In my opinion YOU GOTTA DO IT EVENLY. Broccoli most often is cooked in
a way where you can eat it symmetrically. Get an EVEN AMOUNT OF Bush
and Stalk each Broccoli Bite and it's Fine, GREAT. Other way?
DISGUSTING. This isn't too hard to live by but it may be not
intuitive. When I was a kid I didn't know about this! Just
bit into broccoli wily nily and that's why I hated broccoli! Anyway
that's my story about broccoli. I hope you enjoyed this paragraph as
much as I enjoyed Ending It.
Cool! Never poured myself orange juicewater.
At this point maybe just wait until the next day to drink it.
Otherwise known as Tomorrow. I think I'll do that. That's a
bonus 50 calories for the day! Well, not a bonus. But not a 50
calorie Deficit. HMM, you may be thinking, PRETTY SURE A GLASS OF
ORANGE JUICE IS EXACTLY 110 CALORIES. Not when you mix it so its
60% NON-ORANGE-JUICE WATER. Then it ROUND OFF TO 50 CALORIES.
Man you must feel like an IDIOT right now. I don't envy you right
now. Pretty embarrassing. Oh well onward and upward as I say.
I've never said that before. I might continue to say it now though.
Kinda fun. I like it! Anyway what else is going on in the
wide world of Joe Biden Approval Ratings To Remember. HIS APPROVAL
RATING IS UP A POINT FROM YESTERDAY. This is cause for
celebration! Let's start a new paragraph in lieu of a proper
Last paragraph of the act. Wonderful. Gonna
have to think of a good album to listen to on next walk. Thought of
one. That settles that. Not a good album thought, though.
That unsettles that. Probably gonna stick with it, though.
That re-settles that. Not happy about it. Still settled
but unhappy with it. That's accurate. That's accurate.
Today is FRIDAY THE 21ST. I feel like That's Something.
Or at least it should be. Friday 21st. Has a nice ring to it!
OH I KNOW 21st is Average Season Starting Day. And Friday is a well
known Special Day because of Friday the 13th. So Friday the 21st,
that's great. Is it specifically May 21st. No but May 21
is a Very Good One. In the top 4 or so of the best Friday the 21sts
that can be. What. Huh. I'll be back in a little
Let's Leave It At That
Hey! Got lunch going on just as I suspected. WAY TOO MANY
NOODLES in this soup. I didn't account for so many noodles! I
can leave some over I guess! Should be possible to slurp all the soup
without having the noodles cross into my gullet. Other than that,
though, Delicious! Whatta lunch! Even having the Most Special
Soda Why It's Only Root Beer Soda. I get 2 a week these days and those
always Sell Out For Free To Myself within 2 or 3 days. I could get
more but I don't feel like it! Already getting plenty of Other Soda.
There's a line in regards to how much soda I'll permit myself to get and I
don't wanna cross it. Anyway. My guess is they had a bunch of
noodles that were about to go bad so they were just like well lets just
dump them all into this cup of soup. Either that or they wanted to
finish their Bag Of Noodles And QUICK so they dumped noodles into my soup.
Maybe they wanted to reward me for being a good guy. I appreciate
the thought but NO THANKS ON THE BONUS NOODLES.
Cool. Thought of a better album to listen to
than the one I was thinking of. So far so good! I feel pretty
good about it. I'm ENJOYING some LATEST RELEASES from bands I like New
& Old but it's too stressful! I dunno why! I think there's a lot
of stress and tension in having to judge music. New releases?
Well this could be good or bad. Or elements of both, even! TOO
COMPLICATED. Old classic albums? Not complicated at all!
They're Good! That's it! Enjoy! Why don't you just Find
The Good in Latest Releases. That's the problem right there!
Don't put it on me to FIND something. I want it all worked out
for me beforehand! I feel very strongly about this.
Penultimate paragraph! Finished lunch.
Assuming I don't eat any more noodles. Which is a reasonable
assumption. The point is Great What Else. Brought down empty
plate, which wasn't empty, still had noodles in soup coup, and got rid of
it. So now the idea of me not having any noodles at this point is
a VERY safe assumption. Nothings 100%! There is some real world
chance I will go hunting into my garbage and eat some garbage noodles.
Ya know what its not as crazy as it seems. I put top of Cup of
Noodles Plastic Container back on because its liquidy and I didn't want the
garbage getting wet and messy. DOUBLE positive thing with that-- I can
go into the garbage and eat the garbage noodles but the noodles are
totally clean and safe to eat. So I DID leave myself a little
parachute in terms of potentially eating garbage noodles. Is that
an expression. I left myself a parachute. Hopefully you
left it In The Plane. Leaving it anywhere else is pretty useless.
Anyway. Another day of hard work down.
Roughly 50% into the day overall. Perhaps a little bit further on
average. Anyway. I know I was joking about eating too much
broccoli earlier but I actually DID have too much broccoli for lunch.
We're talking like SIX big pieces. SIX?!?! Everyone knows the
appropriate number is three! Maybe even TWO. And I was
thinking of getting BONUS BROCCOLI for dinner? I dunno at this
point I gotta re-evaluate all that. Also, look, when I say two or
three pieces, I'm talkin BIG pieces. Little pieces? Maybe six is
good, maybe even TOO FEW if this is Baby Broccoli. The point is hey
what else is going on. Obviously with Beef & Broccoli you can have
more broccoli than in other cases Like This Past One. If broccoli is
part of the name of the dish it should thusly be a bigger part of the dish!
No argument from me there! Anyway somehow I finished this entry.
I'll be back tomorrow!
May 20, 2021
I Ain't Sayin' Nothin'
Hello friends. Today is Thursday! Nobody's got a problem with
Thursday! And if they do, they certainly do a good job of keeping it
to themselves! I haven't heard any complaints in my experience!
Anyway I'm about an hour behind today. Took first walk, generally
considered the official start of the day, an hour later than usual!
And the Usual is about an hour later than I'd personally like it! But
the point is if I'm an hour late, and lunch usually lines up around 4:00 PM,
What the fuck am I gonna do this afternoon? I can't eat a lunch at
5:00 PM like an insane person. I can figure out a way to eat lunch
at 4:00 PM IT CAN BE DONE. Wonderful. This is a paragraph!
Getting a delicious Dinner Delivery tonight.
I don't know from where! And I don't like it! On the one hand
it's nice to have choices but on the other hand I Need Structure and Rules.
I need limits to my freedoms! Otherwise I'm a victim of my own
possibilities. Anyway either Diner Delivery or Deli Delivery.
Either way some nice alliteration going on. Alliteration, huh.
Sounds about right! Checked weight today. Down a solid 9 or
11 (Never Forget) pounds over 8 weeks more or less. I can, "DIG,"
that. Not only is it a pretty good pace but it's the CORRECT pace
based on my calculations. It's GOOD to know things are going as
planned. And that my body &/v scale are following conventional logic
and wisdom re: losing weight &/V whatnot.
Cool! I want a STEAK. I deserve it on
account of BEING ALIVE. I can get a steak EITHER PLACE. But one
place is about 5 dollars cheaper and if nothing else I am above all else
FRUGAL all things being equal. Also is the steak Quality 5 dollars
less valuable? SURE. But I can deal with that. I'm
okay with having a steak at 80% worthiness as a steak from Other Place.
It's still a Very Nice Steak! Wonderful. Great! What
else is going on. ON THE OTHER HAND the place with more expensive
steak has a BACK UP BONUS MEAL which I'd prefer today specifically.
We're talking Diner Steak (more expensive) I can get nice Breakfastcentric
Meal for tomorrow lunch. Deli Steak (less expensive) I'd have to get
some NON breakfastcentric meal Unless I Get An Omelet Which I Will Not.
Hah. ANOTHER PARAGRAPH. GOTCHA!
Wow! Briefly thought about deleting
this entire Act. Decided against it! In fact it was never
really an option. I THOUGHT about it but never did I once actually
CONSIDER doing it! Anyway it might sound boring but there's Deeper
THEMES and MEANINGS. Eating steak represents Eating steak.
Really! Hmm steak is steak. And all that comes with it.
Eating means you eat it. Eating means things, too. Thus
Eating Steak BRAIN OVERLOAD TOO MANY THINGS IT COULD MEAN I CAN'T EVEN
TRY TO CONTEMPLATE ALL AT ONCE I'D GO CRAZY. Anyway in the
meantime set up my orange juicewater, my coffee, things are going good re:
I haven't gotta an omelet once since PID (Personal
Independence Day). Seems like a pretty big oversight. I dunno
I made eggs for myself a dozen times over Pandemic Quarantine. Sorta
took the Mystery Out Of Eggs. In the past, I'm eating eggs, I
wonder hmm what's this all about, lots to eggs underneath it all, eating
omelet cooked by someone else I'm only scratching the surface of Eggs.
Now I know the truth that They're Just Eggs and I lost enthusiasm for it!
This makes sense. Also STEAK AND EGGS is a thing. WOW. I
NEVER SAW THAT COMING AND NOW THAT IT'S HERE I DON'T KNOW EXACTLY HOW TO
FEEL. Hmm. HMM! Diner Delivery normally you can get
STEAK AND EGGS. And that's cheaper than their regular steak! Not
on their, "Limited," Quarantine Menu but at this point they might be back to
Regular Menu. HMM. It turns out this entry has been Worth
Its Weight In Eggs.
Wonderful. The point is what else is
going on. Get to take a walk in 10 or 15 minutes. Caught up
about half an hour if that comes to pass. And I owe it all to Writing
Bullshit-- Quickly! Cool! WAIT A SECOND I don't
wanna rush this orange juicewater and coffee! This is my breakfast!
Breakfast is the start of a good day! Also they say that Breakfast Is
The Most Important Meal Of The Day but I'm pretty sure that's a lie being
perpetuated by Big Breakfast. Hmm I used to like me a Big
Breakfast. Those ones where you just get every Breakfast component
possible and you stuff yourself silly like the fat slob you are.
Presumably. Also Steak & Eggs is a Big Breakfast. The
point is I'll be back later.
Is That The Best I Can Do
Hey! Back from Walk. Decided on walk SCREW STEAK I'M GETTIN
BREAKFASTCENTRIC MEAL FOR DINNER. And thusly screw steak as Backup
Meal for tomorrow(s???). Get me a FISH MEAL as a back up meal.
Two back up meals! That's how it all works out get off my back about
it. FISH MEAL? THAT'S AS EXTRAVAGANT AS STEAK.
Not if I put it that way. If you're just eating something called
Fish usually that's not the highest quality fish out there. If it
was they'd specify what kind of fish! They do. I'M the one
calling it Just Fish. The point is it's delicious and it will make
a great Double Backup Meal. 75% of Waffle + Bonus Breakfast Sides will be a
Delicious Dinner Meal. ANOTHER PARAGRAPH! GOTCHA.
Cool. I've been listening to music you know
how that goes. Later More Recent releases from bands I was listening
to previously their Heyday releases. It's GOOD because I am continuing
on the same threads I started LO these 5 or 6 weeks ago. Also More
Recent Is Good. Presumably the world keeps getting BETTER and BETTER
per my assumption. Thus MUSIC will get better and better. That's
how the world works. Hmm that doesn't seem to check out completely.
Says You! Says a lot of people. What people. A
lot of them, doesn't matter. I forget what's going on. I
know I was talking to myself, and One Of Me was italics and The Other One
was generic font. That's about all I remember, though.
Everything else is a blur!
Anyway. Corey Kluber of The Yankees pitched a NO
HITTER yesterday. He's on my Fantasy Baseball Team! Thusly I
feel like I've accomplished something. I had Michael Trout on my
team and now he's out for months. He's the best player in the
game! NOW MY TEAM IS WORTHLESS. If only I had it in me to
abandon them. I'm pot committed at this point! I dunno I
could probably abandon them if I REALLY tried. Seems like
something worth giving a shot. I wonder if I can start a new team
this late into the season. Hmm. I wonder. Oh well
no way of knowing. What else is going on. LETS TALK ABOUT LUNCH.
Gonna finish my Mom's Chicken Marsala from a few days ago. Not touch
ANY OF THE SPAGHETTI. There's a method to my madness, though! -- I can
have some BREAD with it as a carbohydrate. They're called
carbohydrates because they hydrate us with carbon. Seems like a
reasonable assumption to make. Not it doesn't. Fine it's
the exception that proves the rule.
Wonderful! I'm looking forward to that. HMM
I bet there's some MUSHROOM with that chicken. I can, "Dig," that!
Ya know what I'm VERY happy about upcoming meals. It's Going WELL.
I get chicken marsala &/v chicken Parmigiana myself sometimes, or at least I
did before Pandemic Quarantine, but my main feeling is that Might As Well
Get Veal. You can get chicken any old time. HOW OFTEN DO YOU GET
TO HAVE VEAL? IN THESE EXACT CONDITIONS PRETTY MUCH ONLY.
I don't care if you're more in the mood for chicken. Get yourself some
veal! Play it smart, don't be a chump! Hmm I've lost track of
any Veal Dish that isn't Italian in nature. Better LTURQ. NOPE
I'M NOT SEEING ANYTHING. VERY LITTLE, AT LEAST. ANYTHING I'M
SEEING IS THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE.
Yeah! I LOST 1.5 POUNDS FROM A WEEK AGO.
I was thinking under the premise that I had lost 1.0 pounds.
Re-assessed and re-calibrated and YEP IT'S GOING GREAT. 1.5
pounds? Why that's only... wait... carry the 2... TWENTY FOUR OZES?!?!
IN ONE WEEK. Can you even IMAGINE all that OZES of disgusting
fat that is NOW GONE COMPLETELY?!?! I'm sure you can. In which
case Well Done! You're great at imagining things in your mind's eye.
Gotta imagine that'll pay off in the long run in situations even more
important than this one. Anyway. I'm right on track with Where
I'm Supposed To Be at this time of day. It all worked out well is the
point. I LIKE THIS ENTRY IT MAKES YOU THINK ABOUT THINGS. The
MEALS I'M HAVING TODAY for example. And ALSO a second thing and
presumably even A THIRD THING over the course of the last 11 paragraphs.
I don't believe it! Gonna take some sort of
shower when this act is over. I don't believe it! Maybe watch
some TV for 10-20 minutes Between Said Activities. I believe it.
I've given myself no reason to doubt myself. All in all I find
myself to be a pretty trustworthy Self to Myself. The point is I'm
pretty sure the bread I have is garlic bread. In which case Life Keeps
Getting Better And Better. WHAT THE HELL WE'RE INTO THE 20'S OF MAY.
This is cause for celebration! Huh. I really thought those 2
sentences would get me somewhere. Some solid progress into the
paragraph, I thought! Nope. Came and went abruptly. That's
life I guess. Well I guess the paragraph is over now. Wonderful!
I'll be back with Act III in Oh I Don't Know pretty soon?
Really Makes Ya Think
Hey! Got lunch as I suspected! FAIR amount of chicken but
ideally I'd have 50% more. That's just Facts! Either way what
else is going on. Gotta write an amount of paragraphs! Roughly
33% the amount of paragraphs as I have already written today! That
doesn't sound like so much. 1/3rd. I don't care WHAT you're
dividing by 3 (&/v MULTIPLYING by 1/3), 1/3rd Just Plain Isn't That Much.
I'd settle for AN EXTRA 1/3rd of the amount of chicken I have right now.
I know I said I'd like 50% more but I'd settle for 33.333% more! Life
is about making settlements! That's the premise I've been operating
under! Civilization: The Computer Game is about Making Settlements!
Without settling City-Territories You Can't Accomplish A Thing!
Cool. HEY after 3 more paragraphs my day is All
Free Time. Not a single care in the world at all! More or less!
What else is going on in the wide world of sports. I'm going to have
1/4th of a Belgian Waffle leftover and nothing else? GREAT. I
can have some fun with that. Maybe as a SNACK. Maybe as a LIGHT
BREAKFAST. Maybe figure out something where it's the Carbohydrate of a
MEAL. I was thinking get some ceasar salad from Super Market
Delivery, and instead of bread, 1/4th of a Belgian Waffle. And
then I responded to that thought THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS but then the
Super Market didn't have them ceasar salads in stock. But the
point is Green Salads with Belgian Waffle is an idea that's ready to pop!
Which is a good thing! Good thing for the idea, at least. Maybe
not for us.
Anyway. Sure I finished my lunch sometime last
paragraph. Get off my back about it! I feel great about it.
My hunger is totally satiated &/V whatnot! Anyway. Patriotism
Calendar tellin me we got VICTORIA DAY coming up next week.
Which I'm guessing is a Canada thing. After Victoria Day,
Patriotism has, "CAN," in Parenthesis. Which I'm guessing is a
Canada thing. Can is short from Canada. That's a pretty
reasonable assumption to make I feel. COULD it be wrong? I
dunno, I guess! I WOULDN'T bet my life on it completely. Unless
I stand to gain A WHOLE LOT if I'm right. I'd have to stand to gain A
LOT if I was planning on betting my life if "Can," is short for, "Canada,"
in this specific Victoria-Day-Themed Instance. From the source of
Patriotism Calendar. Huh. What else.
Yeah! One more paragraph. Patriotism
Calendar is informing me that Memorial Day is only 16 days after Armed
Services Day. I'm getting the impression from Patriotism Calendar that
in America we're supposed to like War People Days. LOOK am I gonna get
Egg Whites as one side for Belgian Waffle I think we both know the answer is
yes. Well, I know it. I knew it. Now we both
know it! Assuming you see me as a reliable narrator. If you
choose to believe me when I say things, you know it, too! If you
choose NOT to see me as a reliable narrator, can't really argue with that
either! I'm sure you've got some good reasons for such a position, I
don't doubt it! Anyway Hey I'll be back tomorrow.
May 19, 2021
You Make An Interesting Point
Hello friends. I'm here again! That almost always happens.
Took a week off in October when I was computerless. Took a single day
off when PID (Personal Independence Day) hit. The point is I keep
doing this for some reason no one is really sure of. Keeps me busy.
Yep that seems to check out pretty well. Anyway iPhone Music appears
to be working. SOUND appears. I think your standard definition
of Appears is VISUAL. It appears IN SIGHT. However in
this case I am basing This Appearance by SOUND CONSUMPTION. Better
LTURQ, lets see what, "Appears," means Once And For All. "Come into
sight." YEP NAILED IT. Sight is sight. Eye sight!
Another paragraph Well Spent.
Watched a The Simpsons this morning! Great!
I can continue doing this for roughly Several Months! I don't this
thaink I can binge it to the extent It's MY Main Binge. But it can be
a Supplemental Binge. Let's say 3-6 episodes a day. Each episode
is about 22 minutes. 22 minutes times 3-6? Can't be done!
I can multiply 22 by 3 theoretically. I can multiple 22 by 6 if I
really put some effort into it. 3-6? Totally nonsense!
Math doesn't work like that! Sure it does. Yeah but I'm
being dumb for some reason no one is really sure of. Yep that
checks out pretty well. I had a dream I was able to log into
Sports New York TV Channel from my computer and I could watch The Mets
games. Hmm really makes ya think. What's the Deep Hidden
Meaning behind that. Maybe that I'd Like To Watch The Mets games.
That seems to check out pretty well.
Wonderful. Maybe its not that I'd like to
watch The Mets games, but just that I'd like THE ABILITY to watch The Mets
Games. I wasn't actually watching any games in my dream. Just
logging into the system! Yep that's my dream. ACCESS To More
TV! Wonderful. Anyway instead of Cold Italian Heroe I got a
HIPPIE ROLL last night. It's like a calzone but... well... it is
a calzone. It's a calzone with Italian Sausage, peppers, and cheese.
Maybe onions or something I don't have all the details. Anyway it's
called a Hippie Roll because Hippies love them Sausages. Anyway I had
half of that last night. It was okay! The whole one would be too
much for a meal but half wasn't enough. Gotta pair it with some
cookies or chips or somethin! I did cookies last night!
Wonderful! Is it possible Italians don't know what Hippies were.
I'd think a vegetarian roll would be a hippie roll. Hippies are
probably more skewed towards vegetarianism than your standard subset of
I dunno. Who does! Not me!
fsdfd UH OH. Spell check isn't working right now. Lets see if it
works if I do it Manually the hard way. Yep. If I go to Spell
Check Itself it works. It's just not updating me with wavy red lines
as I go. I can live with that I guess. Not much of a choice!
Baseball. Simpsons on Disney. Disney owns Los Angeles Angels.
Angels in the Outfield. Why the hell are angels getting involved
in sports games. The stakes are very low in terms of the eternal
battle between good and evil! What does it matter if the California
Angels win a three game series over the Baltimore Orioles in the middle of
August. And even if it does matter, why are they on board with one team over
another. What, are all the Angels great people and the Baltimore
Orioles are all monsters? Seems kinda weird!
Anyway. I guess real life angels were like HEY
baseball team name after us. That's all WE need to hear! They
wanna associate with us, great, we're on board, all on the same team now!
What are Real Life Angels. That could EASILY refer to either Angel
baseball players or supernatural Angels. Look in my opinion NEITHER
are real life Angels. Except for the sports angels. We can
accurately call them Angels Baseball Players. Also except for
Supernatural Angels. Unlike baseball players they're REALLY angels.
Well I'm glad we settled all that once and for all. Cross sport
game with Angels vs Devils. The battle between good and evil!
Anaheim and New Jersey! Baseball and I wanna say HOCKEY?
They sure love their hockey in New Jersey. I guess. They
gotta love their hockey SOMEWHERE. Why not New Jersey. As good a
state as any For Hockey.
What else is going on and crap. I think I've
always assumed they like hockey more in Canada because its colder there.
Hmm a game played on ice? We're 20, 25% more familiar with Ice because
of coldness than most of America. Thusly we like games PLAYED on ice
more. We're more COMFORTABLE with ice IN GENERAL than many other
countries so that's the games we're gonna play. Hmm tryin' to
think of next albums to listen to re: Music. Goin back to Superchunk!
I enjoyed them but didn't finish their discography! I forget what
albums I've listened to, though! I know a couple I definitely didn't!
I'll listen to those! Then re-calibrate my situation after those.
Anyway in the mean time I'll be back in a little bit!
I Don't Like The Sound Of That
Hey! I finished The R.E.M. album I was listening to last! I feel
like I've listened enough to come to terms with the fact that I don't need
to listen to any more. The good news is I have orange juice going on
right now. It's healthy because of juice. And it's delicious
because of juice. How many oranges produce how much juice.
Better LTURQ. 36 oranges makes a gallon of juice?!?! I DON'T
BELIEVE IT. Now if only I knew what a gallon was I'd really be
getting to the bottom of things. Better LTURQ. A gallon is 128
OZ? I DON'T BELIEVE IT! I do believe it AND I like it.
I'm gonna have to remember that one! 128 ozes as a Standard Size and
that size is called Why It's Only A Gallon. I assume solid things
can be gallons. Nobody's stopping them. Better LTURQ.
In England they have what they call A DRY GALLON. I assume
because in England their WITS are DRY. It's all starting to come
Last 2 or 3 times I've gotten pizza since PID (Pandemic
Independence Day) I've eaten it cold. Today? Might try putting
it in the oven! I got absolutely no problems eating pizza cold again
but I feel like it's due time I try Hot Pizza. Ovened Hot Pizza.
I might regret it but what I'd regret Even More is if I never try!
That's how life works or something, I don't have all the details. I'm
not 100% sure why the last 75% episodes &/or seasons of The Simpsons they
settled into a routine where the first 2-10 minutes have absolutely nothing
to do with anything, least of all the future plot of episode I've
always felt CHEATED and that THEY MUST BE DUMB to do that. Now I feel
like they're just fucking with us on purpose. In which case GREAT
NOW I FIND IT FUNNY, I'M IN ON THE JOKE, I GET IT!!!
I ate a delicious Some More Pop Tart this morning.
Down to only 2 left! I need to get, get a load of this, I need
to get SOME MORE SOME MORE POP TARTS. Speaking of To Heat Up Food or
To Not Heat Up Food, didn't Toasterize a single Pop Tart in this incarnation
of Some More Pop Tarts. This is good stuff, let's keep it goin'.
One of the most fun parts about taking walk is doing Estimations with Cross
Walking Light. Obviously I gotta wait for it to turn green before
crossing the street (except all the times its red but there's no cars going
either way as far as the eye can see which happens ALL THE TIME), but I like
estimating will I still be in front of it when it starts blinking red.
I bet I make it all the way across and the Walking Light is out of
view before it starts blinking red. I'd BET MY LIFE ON IT.
And I do bet my life on it. I silently make some sort of Life Years
Gamble. Ok I'm Whatever Amount Certain this time around, that let's
say if I'm right that I won't see it blinking red until I pass it completely
and I Never See It, I get an extra month of life, and if I DO see it blink
red, I die immediately on the spot. Obviously for that specific
gamble I should be VERY sure. The point is, the good news is over 6
weeks I've only, "Died Immediately On The Spot," I think TWO TIMES.
And I got away with it somehow! Still alive!
That's what WALKING IS LIKE, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT.
Totally universal OCD Experience. Gotta do something I guess.
Obviously because I take the same Walking Routes over and over I can
estimate how long the lights last. Obviously. Without that
information this entire enterprise seems WAY too risky. That's what
makes it fun and reasonable and even productive one might argue.
Finished 3rd season of #TheBoardWalksTheEmpireSummerSpringtime last night!
Totally between seasons right now! Maybe watch one either partially or
completely after this paragraph but before next walk &/v shower. I
LIKE those odds. Then again who knows. I wouldn't bet my life on
it either way. Not even CLOSE to a Sure Thing. What kind of fool
do you take me for. TODAY IS THE FIRST FISCAL QUARTER AGAIN?
I thought they already did that Once And For All last month! Guess
not! They're WAY WAY WAY behind at the point.
Great. What else is going on and crap.
Maybe stick with cold pizza today. I enjoy it get off my back about it
is the point. Anyway. Same topping on All Pizza since PID
(Pandemic &/V Personal Independence Day). Garlic! Every slice!
Some chopped garlic. DELICIOUS! Pretty sure there's no calories
to garlic. I used to think that way about vegetables or anchovies.
Calories were negligible I thought! Now I think OTHERWISE.
Anchovie or Vegetable might add FIFTY OR MORE calories per slice. I
can't live with that! I got better ways to eat pizza. With
garlic! Yep this is a paragraph. So far. There's still
time &/V space in the paragraph to make it about something else primarily.
But each sentence I write analyzing this paragraph I'm running out of time
&/V space to actually change the paragraph for the better. That's life
I guess. Hey, great, wonderful, I did it!
Cool. We got some Heir Conditioning going on
in house for first time this year! Appears to be working. SOUND
appears. Not eye sight appears. I dunno, maybe I can see Air
being conditioned on some sub-atomic theoretical level. I don't
CONSCIOUSLY REGISTER seeing the air being conditioned but maybe I am
seeing it to some extent. That seems to check out. Hmm I
wonder what episode of #ThSumpsonsSummerSpringtime do I have queued up.
Oh THAT ONE? I remember the plot of that one. Pretty sure
there's jokes in it. OH I remember one joke. Heh.
That was a pretty good joke. WELL I guess I don't need to watch that
episode now do I! Just joshin, I'll still watch it! I got
time to kill &/v whatnot! I'll be back in a little bit.
In The Mean Time
Hey I got pizza going on! From OVEN. I left it in Erring On The
Short Side so it ain't piping hot but it ain't burnt either! This is
the compromise I made with myself and ya know what NOT BAD. Also just
in general how does hot pizza taste? NOT BAD. I can't believe no
one has ever thought of this before! Not before the Earl of Pizza.
Gotta imagine there was some Earl named Piazza who invented pizza.
Better LTURQ. Eh maybe later. I'm busy eating Delicious
Pizza I don't have times to LTURQ. (The, "T," means, "Things," and
not, "That," in this instance). Anyway what kind of delicious side IF
ANY will I have with Delicious Half Hippie Roll. Also a Hippie Roll
sounds like a JOINT am I right lets talk about it. Also Hmm
maybe 2 cookies. Maybe some CHIPS. I feel like we've covered
this ground already.
I never learnt how to roll a joint because I have
bad eye-hand coordination. Ya know what? Just bad HAND
COORDINATION. I might have Great Or At Least Decent Eye Coordination,
it's really just The Hand Coordination that's mucking up my ability to roll
joints among other things. Also, even worse, I'm bad at SMOKING joints
when sharing with other people. I get the joint all wet! I dunno
what I'm doing wrong when smoking joints 14 years ago but I guess I'm
getting saliva on it for some reason much to my chagrin with my Marijuana
Smoke Partners. Anyway, closing in on a full TWO MONTHS since I saw
they were legalizing marijuana with it being available for purchase sometime
between 12-24 months From Then. TWO MONTHS DOWN. HOLY SHIT
THAT'S HALFWAY THERE.
Who cares. Not me! I got better things to
care about or something. I can't think of another, Non-Sumpsons show
where they just so brazenly spend five minutes on something that has
absolutely nothing to do with the rest of the entry other than an extremely
absurd tenuous way to connect it to Rest Of Episode. They get away
with it because they're such a great success! They're rubbing their
freedoms in our faces! JUST LIKE HOW THE REST OF THE WORLD FEELS
RE: AMERICA. THEY HATE OUR FREEDOMS JUST LIKE WE HATE THE SUMPSONS
FREEDOMS. I don't hate The Simpsons' freedoms. I'm glad they
CAN get away with that nonsense. I'm just not happy about them
actually doing it over and over all the time. Anyway hey there's only
one paragraph left to write!
Cool. I have the first three seasons of
The Simpsons on DVD. That means I count as a shareholder in the
Simpsons Incorporated. Thus my opinion must be heard and taken into
account! That's how shareholders work I'm guessing. Seems about
right. I gotta think of a good pair for Hippie Roll. Maybe a
nice hearty Oatmeal Cookie. That would hit some sort of spot or
something. Nah we want a SAVORY or SALTY not a SWEET side.
Hmm. I got SOME #JoeBidenKettleChipsToRemember, I guess enough
probably, unless my Dad has eaten more since I last calibrated the amount
around 24 hours ago. Which he may have! It's within his rights!
Anyway I'll keep someone updated on some situation as it progresses.
I'll be back here tomorrow!
May 18, 2021
Great To Be Here
Hey I guess. Bad news! My Apple Music iPhone App: The Way I
Listen To Music is NOT WORKING. I load it up and it loads up for a 2nd
and then closes. YES I WROTE the time period, "Second," as, "2nd."
There's more pressing matters to discuss! So it looks like for an
undetermined amount of time I can't listen to music on my walks! I
can't listen to song by song on YouTube. That's too much manual labor!
I have delicate work sensibilities and I'm not cut out for that! I can
listen to podcasts but I wouldn't know where to start! I could figure
out how to fix it! It's impossible, though! I haven't been able
to do it in 15 minutes so basically at this point its time to give up trying
completely. Now transition from Trying To Fix It to Hoping It Fixes
Itself. YES THAT SOUNDS EASIER.
Hmm wonder if its fixed by now. Been a solid 3 minutes
since I checked. Oh, right. I turned my phone off. I
had tried turning it off and on many times WHAT AM I AN IDIOT but now I'm
figuring maybe it just needs to rest for a more substantial amount of
time. I was giving it MicroNaps and what it needs is a REAL nap.
I WAS TWO THIRDS WAYS THROUGH REM MONSTER AND THIS IS WHAT I GET?!?!
What the HELL is wrong with the universe. What kind of MONSTER
designed this universe? NO ONE??? YEP THAT SEEMS TO CHECK OUT BASED
ON THE CURRENT SITUATION I'M IN. Nothing can be that cruel!
Anyway what else is going on and crap. I guess I can listen to albums
song by song on youtube. Pretty inconvenient but upon further
introspection That's Not So Bad. I don't need to hear the video,
though. The music is fine. But on Youtube they combine it with
video! And I can put it away in my pocket so I Don't' see the video
but I Still Might Hear It! ...Yep I'm an idiot!
Cool! You know what I want another crack at
this. Lemme load up my phone right quick. HMM here's a good idea.
Delete Apple Music and Re-install. Let's Go! HMM. Looks
like the problem may be I needed to install update on phone. Now I'm
downloading phone update and I'll keep you updated on this situation as it
develops. In the meantime though still says Downloading.
Still says it. Still saying it. Hmm better write some while
I'm waiting for it to download. Also WHY THE HELL does it not give
me a Percent Downloaded bar. Just says downloading. I
need more details than that! I need to estimate when it will be over
AND I need confirmation that there's actually progress being made. I
know NOTHING by it just saying, "Downloading..." Could be a
complete lie! HOW LONG MUST I SUFFER THROUGH THIS.
Anyway. Solid, I dunno, 2/3rds chance this'll do
the trick. Assuming it gets downloaded and whatnot! We can't
assume that at all. Good point. Solid 1/2lf chance this'll
do the trick without any ancillary assumptions! WHAT THE HELL I
saw they DO have a Estimation Of Download Time ABOUT 34 MINUTES
REMAINING. What The HELL are you trying to pull. That can't
be right at all. Unless during this download time they have A Window
to jack into my phone even more than they normally can and are... I dunno..
trying to benefit somehow from Jacking into my phone? I dunno what
they'd get out of it but apparently THEY DO. 33 minutes.
Wonderful. Progress! This might not even help Apple Music.
Solid 2/3rds chance it does! WONDERFUL. Cool. Jumped to
25 minutes? WHY THAT'S BETTER THAN CHRISTMAS NEWS! Except
for how I'm pretty confident it'll jump back to 30's minutes. Oh well
this is the life we chose.
Jeez. Had ZOOM appointment with psychiatrist
person this morning. Went well. I CONFIRMED I still have a diet
of food AND that I sleep an amount of hours each night. Sounds good
to her, lets make an appointment for next month. This isn't real
psychiatry. It's Maintenance. There's no Deep Delving into
ANYTHING. Which is good! None of her business! Not even
any of my business! Whatever is going on beneath the surface is best
to be just left alone! I feel very strongly about this. No I
Don't. How about that's accurately how I feel relatively but I
don't feel strongly about it at all. Yep that seems to check out
pretty good. Fascinating! I can SEE progress being made with
update. The Bar is being filled with Blue from left to right and
it's more to the right than it was last time I checked. PROGRESS!!!
Wonderful. What else is going on and crap.
There's no guarantee every song on an album will be on youtube! Pretty
safe assumption that 99% will be, though. These are popular albums I'm
listening to! All YouTube quality! Maybe special bonus deluxe
tracks aren't on YouTube which is GREAT I don't wanna listen to them anyway!
Now I have an even better excuse! People will have conversations to me
about bonus tracks and now instead of me saying I FELT LIKE NOT LISTENING
TO THEM I can say I COULDN'T LISTEN TO THEM BECAUSE OF YOUTUBE YOU
SEE. Whew. Weaseled my way out of that tough future
situation that will never happen and even if it sort of did the logic behind
it makes no sense. Anyway I'll be back in a little bit!
That's How I Feel
Hey you idiots MUSIC IS BACK. We're talkin after downloading Phone
Update it took 45 minutes to install. Then it Was Installed and Turned
Back On! Then it was all updated which is all well and good but my
priority was whether music works now. IT DOES. So far!
HOWEVER I needed to make a passcode for opening my phone. EIGHT
DIGITS. I just made it my birthday. Somehow I feel LESS Safe
with an obvious passcode than with no passcode at all. IT doesn't
makes sense in logic but it makes sense in FEELINGS. People can RELATE
to feelings I need to CALM DOWN. Went audioless for last
walk completely. Not just audioless but headphoneless. Both
style and substance was effected. But music is BACK now and presumably
it'll stay that way for a few months or something. Don't have all the
Gonna get a COLD ITALIAN HEROE for dinner tonight! It's
cold because of Cold Cuts. But they leave out the world
Cuts. They're just telling me that I'm getting an Italian Hero (I
know this hero is Italian it's from an ITALIAN RESTAURANT) which is Cold.
Seems like they could be doing better titling their sandwiches.
Need help titling things? That's where I come in! Not a bad
idea for a career. Freelance Tilter. My crazysheet titles
haven't been high quality in months. Well, sure. If you're
good at something don't give it away for free! I'm saving all the
good titles for paying customers! Also I somehow feel MORE safe
telling everyone my passcode explicitly than just leaving it for people to
guess my birthday. I'm in control somehow by sacrificing safety.
Makes me feel like a big man! If it wasn't safe why would I do it.
I wouldn't, that's who! Makes sense to me.
Cool. Bees were bothering me on my walk just now.
I didn't have big ol' headphones to protect me physically AND I didn't have
the audio input to protect me from hearing them buzzin by my ears. I'm
protected both ways with headphones and I'm vulnerable both ways without
them! Glad that's all behind me now. Hmm what to listen to next
after REM The Monster Album. Why it's only the next R.E.M album
chronologically. Seems to check out. I'm enjoying R.E.M.
over the last 36 hours or so. We're talkin Salmami. We're talkin
prosccuito. We're talking a third thing possibly HAM. Oh man
we're talkin PEPPERONI. We're talkin Provolone dunno if that's
good or not. We're talkin' I can UPGRADE TO GARLIC BREAD.
What the Hell? People get to eat Garlic Bread as Sandwich Bread like
it was nothin'? Just a regular every day thing? Not only on
their birthday or anniversary? I KNEW life had elements of Good in
it. This is the proof! It's the exception that proves the
rule! I dunno. I LIKE this act of entry.
What else is going on in the wide world of sports.
I don't like listening to myself breathing on walks. I might be
altering my breathing patterns if I walk by or just see someone else.
I don't hear it? Great, doesn't effect me, I'm not self conscious
about it. I CAN hear it? Oh no this other person might notice
I'm breathing different as a reaction to them. Now they're gonna judge
me for being a Breath Creep. I'm taking them in and breathing
heavily or softy or just differently and THEY KNOW. Of
course I breathe differently if I come across a person. It's called
RE-CALIBRATING and it's nothing to be ashamed of. All of this
premise is based on the last walk where I climbed to the top of a hill and
there happened to be a person walking by there from another direction and I
started breathing differently because CHANGES IN WALK EFFORT AND ALTITUDE.
Which is totally normal! But in my head I was thinking this
breathing differently because of them bit. Well I'm glad that
settles that. NOT A BREATH CREEP! NOT FOR THE MOST PART AT
The point is Yes in this specific situation that person
MIGHT HAVE THOUGHT I was a breath creep but they'd be wrong for the most
part at least. What else is goin on in the wide world of sports.
Anyway last night I DID have a delicious Subway Sandwich Heroe with Special
Cheese but No Special Sauce. Was just what I was in the mood for!
Anyway it was pretty good. I wasn't disappointed! Sunchips could
have been better! They taste okay but they're thin as fuck. You
gotta eat 2 or 3 at time to reach appropriate thickness crunch and at that
rate you're gonna eat your portion very quickly! Too quickly one might
argue! What else is going on and crap. Hmm better check Phone
Music to see if it still works. YEP still seems to work!
Wonderful. My birthday is Decembr 12, 1988.
My passcode for my phone is 121288. COME AND TRY. I challenge
you to break into my phone some way or another. I don't think you have
it in ya! Hmm maybe you can break into it remotely somehow.
Well in that case I WAS LYING. My real birthday is somethin
different and ANYWAY my passcode ISN'T EVEN MY REAL BIRTHDAY. It's a
DOUBLE LIE I've trapped you in! Anyway great just great.
I misspelled, "December." That should keep ya busy guessing for a
little while! Anyway. Any REAL passcode I'm concerned about
safety-wise is different! I ain't tellin you my standard FOUR DIGIT
passcode. Is it 1212? I dunno only one way to find out!
Is it 1988? NOPE I'LL TELL YA RIGHT NOW. Straight up!
You can cross off 1988 of your list of Trying To Guess My Passcodes.
I dunno what the Hell is going on. I'm just excited about Music Again.
That seems to check out pretty well. I'll be back soon!
Now That I Think About It
Hey! Got lunch going. Chipotle Burrito Bowl The Second Of The
Week. That's a strange way to identify it. That's life I
guess! Music is working. Figured out a way to Cancel Passcode.
So that's done with altogether. LOOK if I could have a 4 digit
passcode I MIGHT consider it. Eight figures is just dumb. I
got a NICE SOLID 4 digit one I'm a fan of. But I guess now we're
compromising with No Passcode. Also, I let Phone figure out my Thumb
Print but didn't set it up that I have to use it. Great! How the
Hell is anyone supposed to remember their thumb print! Impossible!
I'd have to constantly be setting it up for them to e-mail me a new thumb
print because I can't remember the last one! Who needs that.
Some other guy, maybe! Certainly not me!
Cool. Enjoying Chipotle. Could have left in
microwave 30 seconds longer. With the microwave on. If I
left it in the microwave 30 seconds longer without turning on the microwave
then It's Just 30 Seconds Cooler. At room temperature rates.
That sort of thing. Anyway. For some reason I couldn't access
Doordash on my phone. UNTIL TODAY. New update software means new
opportunities for accessing Doordash! I love it! Anyway will I
be having some sort of sandwich for dinner 3 nights in a row? Very
possible! Sandwiches are delicious though. I don't get how
Sandwiches are named after some guy named The Earl Of Sandwich. What,
no one thought of sandwiches before in human history? Not buying it!
Sandwiches are pretty intuitive. No way we made it all the way through
history until BRITISH ARISTOCRACY before someone thought of eating a
sandwich. Doesn't check out! Better LTURQ. I feel like
Earl of Sandwich is common knowledge. Yep checks out. 1762.
No one ever ate a sandwich before then. I'm not buyin' it!
Around turn of century, Biography Channel &/V Show
had a countdown of top 100 influential people of the millennium. Gotta
imagine Earl of Sandwich, if its true he invented sandwiches, was at least
in the top 50. Anyway hey I'm gonna take a shower soon after this
entry is over. That's how that goes. Earl of Sandwich was a
HERO. You'd think that'd be the start of me making 2-4 MORE
sandwich puns with the Earl of Sandwich. You'd think WRONG I DON'T
HAVE TIME FOR SANDWICH PUNS. I got a shower I wanna take soon!
Things To Do is the point I'm trying to make. Been about a solid 2
months since I've had an alcoholic beverage. Doin' fine! Not
thinking about it at all. Sure I envision a time where I drink again
and then think about it a lot again and drink pretty often! Not now,
though! Got better things to do or something I don't have all the
Last paragraph. Having second thoughts about
having a Cold Italian Hero. Italian Hero, sounds like Roberto
Benigini to me. Sure he's the first Italian Movie Protagonist that
came to mind. Perfect reference there! However he is not
cold at all. Very warm actually! I'd go out of my way to
describe him as warm all things being equal. Whose a good COLD
Italian Hero. Also why did I think it had to be a movie star
protagonist. All sorts of Heroes in the world who aren't in films!
Only other Italian Protagonist that comes to mind is Mussolini. But
he's not a good guy per my understanding. I'll have to get back to
you on this one. Anyway, in the meantime, I'll see ya later.
May 17, 2021
Gotta Think Of Something
Hello friends. What's new in my neck of the woods. Which is a
phrase! Because people always used to live in the woods.
Standard way of saying Where You Live. In The Woods! In the Neck
of the woods which I'm positive means something. Better LTURQ.
It's a horse racing thing. Horses are neck and neck. When
they're neck and neck they're really close. Your neck of the woods
means you're really close to that part of the woods. Solid 100%
chance That Is Entirely Inaccurate. Great! Anyway my future
Walking Albums are uncertain. Halfway through Nirvana-- The Bleach!
Not entirely happy with listening to this! It's okay! Next I
dunno! RADIOHEAD? I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT. I
guess I can cycle back around to The R. E. M.'s. I think there's a
couple of solid Better Listen To These Albums I haven't gone through.
WONDERFUL THEN ITS SETTLED.
Cool! No longer entertaining my brother.
I showed him 3 #TalesFromTheCryptSummerSPringtime episodes! I feel
like that's a job well done as a host. I got the idea from deducing
hmm this is what people do when they play host. Play tv or music or
other entertainment THEY LIKE for their guest. So the GUEST will like
it. Thus you've done your good deed for the day. So
basically cracked that code now I can host whomever I want whenever I
want and I know EXACTLY what to do. Except for the 2nd and 3rd
Tales From The Crypts to watch. First one is obvious! I gotta
crunch the numbers and figure out the other ones to show. Depends
on a guest-by-guest basis. Sure it does. That makes sense.
I can, "Dig," that! Probably gonna get DoorDash today. Probably
Chipotle. I can, "Dig," that!
Maybe go into a Subway Station and get a sandwich for
Other Meal. I can, "REALLY," Dig, "THAT!" I feel like in Days
Past they had vending machines with sandwiches in them? Possibly even
in Regular Subway Stations? I feel like I've seen that on Black &/V
White TV. Man whatta life. Better LTURQ. I wanna
see what kind of sandwiches they had. GOOGLE CONNECT ME TO VENDING
MACHINE SANDWICHES. Hmm. Nothin notable came up.
GOOGLE CONNECT ME TO BLACK AND WHITE VENDING MACHINES. ALSO
BEFORE YOU DO THAT, GOOGLE, FIGURE OUT A WAY FOR ME TO BOLD TEXT IN GOOGLE
SEARCH. OKAY GOOGLE BACK TO WHAT I WAS ORIGINALLY SAYING CONNECT ME TO
BLACK AND/V WHITE VENDING MACHINES. Ugh I was really just about to
type black and white sandwich vending machines into google.
What's my alternative. HISTORICAL Sandwich Vending Machines?
Ugh. "Did they used to sell sandwiches in vending machines."
Google-- "Yes." Well we settled that once and for all.
I'm glad we accomplished something at least.
Cool. Maybe get Chinese Food for Door Dash
instead. As of now I can imagine myself enjoying that more! That
settles that, then! For the next 15 minutes I will consider Chinese
Food to be in the lead over Chipotle as a lunch &/V dinner possibility.
GREAT. Anyway I decided to watch however many
#TheBoardwalksEmpireSummerSpringtime as I damn please each day. I'm
gonna have to think of something else to watch inevitably anyway!
What's the point in putting it off by stringing this out. I figure if
I finish this a few days early, it just means I'll have to figure out The
Next Thing a few days early. Easy. EASY! Hmm should I
rewatch The Breaking Bad. I can imagine a lot of profanity in that
show. Doesn't sound appealing to watch. If I wanted to hear
gutter mouths I'd go bowling. That's a good phrase to catch on.
Go ahead and spread it. Give me royalties each time its spread.
And you get a fraction of royalties each time someone who heard YOU say it
SAYS IT. Basically if I wanted to hear gutter mouths I'd go bowling
is a big pyramid scheme but if you get in on the ground level I PROMISE
you'd come out on top and not be the mark! I GIVE YOU MY WORDS.
Cool. I'm shocked at some of the immoral behavior
in #BoredWalkEmpireSummerSpringtime. SHOCKED. Bored walk
empire. Hah. I'm the first person to think of that! They
certainly didn't realize that Potential Pun when titling the show. I'm
a genius and everyone else is a mark. Cool! I think when
titling the show one of THEIR favorite puns is that it sounds like BROAD
walk empire. And a recurring theme in show is Women Getting Right to
vote. Uh oh now they can vote now they're going to, "WALK our
empire," so to speak. Not 100% what that means. SOUNDS like
something, though. Also they're Broads. There's a
term that's fallen out of favor! Go figure. Chipotle is
healthier than Chinese food. It's got PINTO BEANS. Well that
settles that I guess.
Anyway. Gonna take a walk when this paragraph
is over! I earned it! By doing what I always do. Sounds
pretty good to me! Boardwalk UMPIRE. And there's
reference to Arnold Rothstein fixing the Baseball Worldseries several times.
There THAT'S the snowmakers' favorite pun. Maybe We're ALL
Umpires watching &/V participating in this show. Callin the good ol,
"Balls," and, "Strikes," so to speak. Really makes ya think.
Also Atlantic City ain't that big anymore! I've been INVITED to go
there to play at Card Game Casino but I never went! I dunno if I was
ever invited for a SPECIFIC Trip plan or just a hypothetical one!
Either way pretty certain I never went there. I'd remember such a
thing! Unless What Happens In Atlantic City Stays In Atlantic City.
Then I wouldn't remember! If I remembered then It Didn't Exactly Stay
There Did It. Nope! Huh. I'll be back.
This Qualifies As Something
Hey! Looking like I'm gonna get Chipotle for lunch, Subway for dinner.
WHAT IS THIS SOME KIND OF UTOPIA?!?! Seems to check out.
Main negative thing about Subway is I don't trust their Nutrition Calorie
Information. Am I supposed to go with What They Say, or just Assume
They're Way Off and estimate based on Relatively Nothing But My Dumb
Instincts. SPLIT THE DIFFERENCE? WHAT ARE YOU SOME SORT OF
GENIUS?!?! Anyway I finished The Nirvana's: Beach and next walk
it's time for AUTOMATIC TO SOME PEOPLE by The R.E.M.'s. Is that a GUN
reference? Are The R.E.M.'s supporting GUN PROLIFERATION? Seems
like a scandal just waiting to pop!
Cool! Tried Cooled Coffee last... day.
Ya know Yesterday. Get off my back about it some words are too
complicated for me. Anyway it was okay! Poured it into
coffee mug. Felt WRONG to drink coffee from a Glass Glass.
Either way FINE I don't have a problem drinking the rest of this.
Anyway man oh man if I remember correctly Subway got SUN CHIPS as a side.
I get a six inch sandwich, a personal bag of sun chips, I'm sitting pretty
for lunch! Which is an expression. A good thing to be, Sitting
Pretty. It means like you got it all covered, its gonna work out
for you. Like Sitting Down While Being Pretty. Yep seems
to check out pretty well. Plenty of horror movies on The Shudders
Streaming Service To Remember that I haven't seen that seem check-out-able.
What else is going on in the wide world of sports.
Also I can go crazy with this six inch sub. I can be like Ya Know
What I'LL HAVE SOME CHEESE. And they'd be aghast.
Maybe I'll be like YA KNOW WHAT PUT SOME SAUCE ON THERE.
And they'd be taken aback and whatnot! That's another way to say
aghast! I crunched the numbers and everything. Hmm what kind
of delicious PROTEIN can I get. How about some Delicious &/V
Nutritious CHICKEN. Can't go wrong with chicken! Sure you can!
But we're not in this case! In this case I feel like we're not going
wrong at all! Pretty Neutral bordering on Right! Solid 20%
chance I've listened to Automatic For People in completion in the last 6
weeks. Solid 30% chance I've listened to several songs in sequential
order starting with track one in the last 6 weeks. Solid 100% chance
the album exists in our universe dimension. I dunno about that one.
Probably ROUNDS UP to 100%, I feel comfortable with that assessment.
Anyway. I think The Subway closes at 8:00 PM
based on internet research. I'd have to get it ahead of time before
eating it. I can live with that! Chicken Sandwiches are a dish
best served cold. Sometimes. Maybe a third of the time.
Maybe as high as half the time. I don't have all the details in front
of me. I think the standard reaction to Nirvana's Bleach Album Title
is BLEACH? WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DRINK THAT!!! At least
that's always been mine. I dunno why. Nirvana never
mentioned drinking it. They could easily just be bringing to mind its
cleansing powers or other positive aspects of its use. Maybe bleaching
hair or something. My mind is THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT DRINKING BLEACH
AND I DON'T LIKE IT. DRINKING BLEACH, I MEAN. I'M OKAY WITH THE
TITLE. BUT I WOULDN'T DRINK BLEACH MYSELF NO MATTER HOW TEMPTING
NIRVANA MAKES IT SEEM.
I dunno. I get a sense of multiple
meanings in the title at once, but the most prominent thing is Drinking
Bleach. Go figure. Anyway, if I WAS going to drink
bleach, what's the best flavor? Gotta imagine there's Mint Flavored
Bleach. Probably an Orange Bleach. I know we're not supposed
to drink it but I assume there are flavors just in case. Didn't Trump
tell us to drink bleach. No he said to INJECT bleach. Give
him SOME credit! Better LTURQ. It's all a blur at this
point. Yeah. It happened! Great, just great. The
good news is after the next paragraph I'm gonna take a solid shower.
Nice respectable shower. Pretty quick and economical but not entirely
rushed or anything. It's gonna be good I feel comfortable with that
Yeah! Hey you got pepperjack cheese, the best
of cheeses? Gimme some of that on chicken sandwich. Got some
Buffalo Sauce, do ya?!? I'll have some of THAT. It's gonna
be fun is the point. What else is going on in the wide world of
sports. Am I supposed to watch #BoardwalkEmpireSummerSpringtime as if
the characters are Real People or TV People. Some of them are based on
real people. Some of them are loosely based on real people. Some
of them are false people. But any of the three, do I give them credit
for being REAL or credit for being TV people. For example, if there
are real people who are BAD people, they're bad! That's all there is
to it! If there's TV people who are BAD people, they have redeeming
qualities. That's the fun of being a TV person! You can't judge
'em completely because presumably they have redeeming qualities, we should
look for the best in them and whatnot. YEAH! TV PEOPLE ARE
THE BEST. REAL PEOPLE ARE TERRIBLE. I'll be back in a little
Now We're Back To Nothing
Hey what's up! Back with lunch. We're talking a STEAK Burrito
Bowl from The Chipotles. They didn't skimp on the spiciness with this
one! Too spicy even! I don't care if that makes me less of a man
in your eyes. I like Some Spice but that's where I draw the line!
No more than Some Spice. If anything I think that makes me more of a
man in that I stand by my convictions. Which is that to the lay
person, what spicy is, I'm okay with that to an 90% degree. Once we
start talkin' about Spice Lovers Spice COUNT ME OUT. Look I got
nothin against Spice Lovers. I envy them! They seem like
the got it all figured out and the world at their feet. It ain't me
that's all I'm sayin'!
Cool. Enjoying The Automatic People Album from
The REM. More than the albums I tried from R.E.M. 5 weeks ago.
Maybe its just a more palatable album to me! Maybe I'm just more in
the mood for REEM these days. Not all the answers are possessed by me!
Anyway Subway says the sandwiches I'm thinking about are in the low to mid
300's in calories. Let's put them down as high 300's and call that An
Estimation. Anyway. My favorite part of Steak Topping at The
Chipotles is it's got a nice Chew to it. Obviously you don't want a
straight up Chewy Steak. But SOME chew is a nice surprising good
quality all things being equal. Maybe you do what a chewy steak,
what do I know. Seems like something DOGS would be on board with.
And dogs know best! That's the assumption I've been operating under.
Yeah! Now I need an album waiting in the wings
for after REM album. How about the next REM album in chronological
order. It's so obvious it just might work! I'm pretty,
"Into," getting a bag of Sun Chips with Sandwich. So much so that I'm
wondering why I haven't been getting Sun Chips from Super Market
Delivery orders now. Maybe they don't have it! I better LTURQ.
Nope they sell 'em! I guess I just plumb forgot about them!
Anyway. Said I was 1/3rd skeptical of CDC loosening guideline
restrictions re: Covid, then became 2/3rd skeptical because of parents
skepticism, then I talked to my brother, and now I'm back down to 1/3rd
skeptical. He wasn't skeptical! And either him and my parents
cancel each other out OR my brother's opinion is SLIGHTLY MORE VALID in this
Cool. He's skeptical of other things.
I think we all are! Skepticism is the main emotion we feel As A
People! Wonderful. DUMB SPICY FOOD STILL SPICIN' UP MY MOUTH.
Not only did I suffer Eating It but now I'm paying the price in perpetuity!
Unpleasant for the immediate near future! We're talking it could be
HALVES OF HOURS before this sensation goes away completely! Better
forego the Pepperjack Cheese from Subway. That would only
exacerbate the situation! I'm not that sensitive to spice c'mon
give me some credit. I can handle some Pepperjack Cheese assuming they
have it. I can handle some Pepperjack Cheese even if they don't
have it! Whether I get it tonight or not has no bearing on whether I
can handle it in general! Great just great. I'll see ya
May 16, 2021
That'll Do For Now
Hello friends. Gonna write an entry today, probably 3 Acts, but it'll
be, "disjointed," in its composition. My brother'll be here in 20
minutes and I gotta play The Entertainer. Hmm I feel like I could
play The Entertainer on my guitar. I feel like I've gone through
ONE OR TWO periods of time where I would do that when I was noodling around
over periods of weeks or months. Not the entire thing! Maybe
just part of it. This is good stuff lets keep it going.
When I was in African American Literature Or Something Class we were broken
off into groups to talk about something, and Teacher came around, and I must
have mentioned The Entertainer because out of now where he CHALLENGES
ME to do the tune to The Entertainer. He thought I didn't know!
I HUMMED IT and he was STUNNED. Round One, Michael.
Actually this was one of the last sessions of the class. Round
Thirty One, Michael Now the total score is 27-4 Teacher.
Presumably I caught up a little bit over the last 2 weeks of the class.
But still was crushed overall.
Wonderful. Ragtime don't get the credit it
deserves! Also one must imagine it had a pretty big influence on
Future Music, but no one talks about THAT. They talk about BLUES or
SOUL or FOLK or COUNTRY as precursors to rock. No love for RAGTIME.
Ragtime got Mad Riffs what's your problem. Anyway. How
about these 100 piece Orchestras am I right. I say, you can't convey a
meaningful sound with TWENTY pieces you're kinda hopeless. 100 isn't
gonna save ya. Also what exactly can you accomplish with 100 pieces
that you can't with 20. IT'S LOUDER THAT'S WHAT IT
ACCOMPLISHES. We have loudness enhancing technology now! We
don't need it anymore! Seems kinda dumb. You don't see Rock
bands with 12 drummers playing the same beat. Ya know why? Seems
Then again most things seem kinda dumb.
You show me a thing that isn't kinda dumb and I'll show you a thing
not of this universe dimension. Hey great we're exchanging things
to show each other. What else ya got. Am I supposed to wear
Mask with brother in house. Gotta imagine someone'll tell me what to
do. I can't figure out what to do by myself. I need someone else
to blame if I make wrong decisions. That's the best reason there is
for not doing your own thing. You'd have no one to blame when things
inevitably go wrong! THINK! What's going on in the wide world of
sports. Had delicious Crab Meat Stuffed Filet Of Sole for dinner last
night. Half a portionsworth! Which is a much more appropriate
Portionsworth if we're being honest with each other. I'm being
honest with you. Why aren't you being honest with me? Doesn't
Yeah! Started listening to The Kinks: The
Lola Album In Album Title And Certain Track Title. It's good! It
may be a concept album but it's no Rock Opera. I've had enough of Rock
Operas in my life time! Well maybe a dozen more. Gotta
imagine there's no more than a dozen Rock Operas I really have to listen to.
If there are I'll re-assess that situation as it develops! Also, 100
piece orchestras not withstanding, can we agree Opera is the worst music of
all time? DUMB. Just dumb! I'd elaborate, but, ya know.
I can't think of how to. Get off my back about it, etc. Also
I don't know anything about opera but these Rock Operas don't seem a lot of
like Operas. I GET IT. They're long stories told in music.
Opera. But MUSICALLY it doesn't sound like opera. And this
is MUSIC ISN'T IT. Thus not a rock opera. I don't believe
myself in this line of logic at all. Rock Operas are solidly accurate
in calling themselves Rock Operas. WHY AM I ARGUING OTHERWISE.
It makes no sense!
Cool. Gonna take a break after this paragraph.
That's not so bad! An entire Act of Substantial Proportions before my
Brother even got here! Whatta day I'm working on. Real
productive and whatnot. That sort of thing. Anyway I'm down
to My Last Shirt today. Isn't that a phrase or something.
LMLTURQ after talking about My Last Shirt. No laundry done after
this shirt. I dunno what to do tomorrow! Wear Unclean shirt, sure,
that's what I'm gonna do, but I'm not happy about it. Anyway.
Last shirt. Isn't the phrase like this is my last shirt on the
fence. Better LTURQ. No. There's nothing like that.
Absolutely nothing even close. I dunno I think internet is wrong.
I'm down to my last shirt on the fence. It means something to me!
Eh I'll fit in a sixth paragraph. It's what the people
are used to and why would I deprive the people of what they're used to!
It'd be a real Dick Move on my part. Dick Move.
Fascinating. Maybe have some of the Cooled Coffee today. Not
iced! There's no ice at all! When you get iced coffee from Store
its actually in ice. This way is just Cooled. I'm not happy
about it but thems the breaks. I'm assuming there's no ice in the
Carafe of coffee I have in the fridge. Safe assumption I think.
Even if I'm wrong, pretty safe! No one is going to cause harm to me or
my family if this assumption that there's no ice in Coffee Carafe turns out
to be inaccurate. I wouldn't think so at least. Anyway
great I'm gonna take a break now!
Its Not Now Anymore
Hello friends. It's been a few hours since Act I! I had my
entertaining duties to attend to! My brother is still here but I'M
DONE. My parents can entertain him for the rest of however long he
wishes to stay! I got things to do! Like this! Eat lunch
in an hour or two or something. Maybe take a shower! That might
be too rude. We have a visitor and I'm going to be FEET AWAY IN MY
NAKEDNESS??? Doesn't sound appropriate for Mixed Company.
This isn't mixed company. Same Sex as me AND we're brothers.
Still though it's crossing a line! Maybe cause I can do it
but he can't. He sees I'm taking a shower he's gonna wanna take
one, too! I guess he CAN. I'm not gonna be the one that
stops him, I'll tell ya that!
Cool. I feel its possible there were 6 months or
a year where I would bathe with my brother. I had to be old enough
that I would Float In The Bath. Kinda rings a bell is the point.
Oh well those days are over. Besides didn't really like it in
the first place. This is MY BATH. Get The Hell Out! You're
using up my bathwater! Also presumably Mom or Dad was supervising
when this happened. This is MY special time with Mom or Dad as Bath
Supervisor. You're getting in the way! You know that sort of
thing. Maybe that's why we stopped. Either him or me Just Had
Enough and made our feelings known. As likely as any other reason
I suppose. More likely! More likely than I dunno 70% of other
reasons. I dunno Last Shirt On The Fence, still pretty sure that
means something. SONG. In a town where I lost my last
shirt on the fence. That's a lyric. I know it is!
GOOGLE IS NOT DOING ITS JOB with this.
What the Hell am I thinking of.
E-mail your answers to mankindguy at gmail dot com. REAL E-MAIL THIS
TIME. Real E-mail needs Real Answers! NEW PORNOGRAPHERS.
SAVE ME SPANISH TECHNO. Now lets see what the REAL lyrics are.
"In a town where I lost every shirt on the fence." Well that's
not funny. I was confident I was getting the lyrics WAY off. I'm
one word off. Dangit. The point is It Came To Me and I
feel that's something I can be proud of. Cracked that code and
everything. Also, good song! I could easily say it was one
of my top dozen favorite songs for a sold 6, 12 months of my life!
Fascinating. Still don't know what it means to lose Every Shirt
On The Fence. I'm guessing its a Barbed Wire thing. You're
climbing above a Barbed Wire fence and the Barbs get ALL YOUR SHIRTS so by
the time you're down you've lost your shirts. Also if you're
losing EVERY shirt on the fence, you have Also Lost Your LAST Shirt on the
fence. It's the last shirt of Every Shirt You Have. Also lost on
Cool. I don't have a New Pornographers t-shirt.
Seems like a pretty big oversight. I don't need Band T Shirts
anymore. WHAT AM I 18?!?! I'm no kid anymore. I need
t-shirts that are SERIOUS and about IMPORTANT things. Anyway what
else is going on. I like the New Pornographers and I'm pretty
interesting in giving the original The Pornographers a try. If this is
what the New version sounds like imagine The Original! YEP.
Took up several sentences Did That! 100% mission accomplished
there! My story of bathing with brother qualifies as New
Pornography. Hey whatever floats your boat! Also I'm old
enough to float! Also I don't think I had rubber ducky, maybe some
sort of rubber DINGY? I feel like there was some sort of Bath Toy I
had but I might just be thinking about Bubbles. Bubbles are
entertaining, not a toy, but that might be where my memory of Fun In Bath
Jeez. Were my parents so hard up for water that
we had to bathe at same time. What's the reason for that! Were
they too lazy or something to do Bathing Exercise Twice. I wanna know
their motive and I wanna know it Yesterday! I feel like when you're a
toddler taking a bath you can KIND OF swim in it??? I have a memory of
feeling like I could swim a little bit during bathing. The science
seems to check out. I can imagine the size of a toddler and I can
imagine the size of my personal bathtub and ya know what? You can do
some swimming! From left to right. Up and down. Swim
underwater a bit, why not! Man oh man is that a luxury. Swimming
Pool Baths. I don't mean bathing in a swimming pool. No chlorine
or anything. I just mean a bath that's maybe 8, 10x as big as normal.
Nothing too crazy! Just Crazy Enough, though!
Wonderful. Or you can go to a Community Swimming
pool and wash yourself with soap. Make a big production out of it,
make sure people are watching you. Put some shampoo in your hair.
Just to see what happens! I bet people mostly leave you alone.
What are they gonna do. Say STOP DON'T DO THAT. They're
gonna give you a wide berth. They don't want anything to do with
Someone Cleansing Themselves in Community Swimming Pool. Stay as far
away as possible, that's their prerogative! Anyway gonna take a shower
when this paragraph is over. I've earned it! I've lived the
entire day and whatnot. Besides what kind of example would I be
setting for my brother if I'm Not Taking Showers? What kind of message
am I sending with that? Bad Message, that's who! I'll be back.
Wait It's Now Again
Yeah! Took a shower. Watched some
#BroadwalkingEmpireSummerSpringtime. Eating lunch and writing Act III!
Also was I a Tiny Toddler? Sure! Maybe you couldn't swim in bath
as a toddler, but just imagine someone whose only 96% as big as you when you
were a toddler. THEN you'll see what I'm talking about. Anyway
we're talkin Bison Burger with Onion &/V Mushrooms and some Sweet Potatoe
Fries. It's healthy because of vegetables. And bison! For
some reason Bison is healthier than Beef. What was GOD'S PLAN with
that. Huh. Evolution? What's that. Either
way, though, What was EVOLUTION'S PLAN with that. Gotta imagine
it's good for animals to not provide sustenance to predators. It makes
it more likely predators would want to kill them! THEN AGAIN it also
makes it more likely Predators have a vested interest in keeping this
species alive and kicking. If cows were going extinct, we'd SAVE cows
so we can keep eating them. So even though we are Predating Cows, the
act of Predating HELPS THEM in the long run. Fascinating.
Cool! Looks like today's entry is gonna get
done pretty closely as to other entries. Fascinating! I've got
one more #BroadsWalksEmpiresSummerSpringtime for today. Gonna take
another walk either DIRECTLY when this entry is over or INDIRECTLY some time
after DIRECTLY this entry is over. Reached my limit of The Kinks
albums! It appears they have 40 more albums after the one I listened
to last but most of that isn't required reading. So time to move on
with my lives completely! THE WHO? I've heard all these songs on
next album. Time to move on with ALL OF OUR lives from that. Ran
out of Aimee Mann albums! I'M RUNNING OUT OF LIVES TO MOVE ON WITH.
Hmm. Gonna have to think about this one. I need an album
ready for 2nd half of upcoming walk! Oh I Know FALLOUT BOY.
I dunno if that's a joke. It's certainly not to be taken seriously.
That much is clear.
I'll listen to some FALLOUT BOY at some point when I
get to it appropriately 14 years from now. Hey only 2 more
paragraphs left of entry! Got a delicious dinner coming to me in
roughly Oh I Don't Know four and a half hours. I EARNED it. By
BEING ALIVE. And the nutrients provided to me as such would keep me
alive AT LEAST another 12, 16 hours extra than if I hadn't absorbed said
nutrients. If you're allowed to eat food and not drink anything, I
imagine you can survive that way, right? There's water in food. You're
drinking water by eating. I dunno if its A LOT of water, but
you're gettin in some of your vital H20 is the point I'm trying to make.
I feel like lemme LTURQ. Looks like most likely I'm Dumb and this
nonsense is way off. Yeah I probably should have guessed as much.
Last paragraph! The human body is 80% water.
I think that means that you can survive with 80% less water. Hmm.
Dunno about. Means hardly anything. A lot of nonsense means
Almost Something. Not that! Pretty much nothin! It's
pretty notable how dumb it is all things considered! Oh, right.
Next album to listen to. What's a good contemporary of The Who and The
Kinks that I haven't listened to at all. Better LTURQ. Pink
Floyd? TOO SCARY. I can stand several Pink Floyd songs on
their own, but together? FRIGHTENING. What THE HELL is GOING ON
WITH THIS STUFF. Too creepy for me is the point I'm trying to make.
What else. I dunno if I want a hard rock album at all. I
dunno. I'll think about it and I'll get back to you on this
tomorrow. See ya later!
May 15, 2021
How Many Hands Am I Holding Up
You know, like that phrase!! That's very similar to what I just said!
I think you get it lets move on with our lives. It's when someone
has faced trauma and their friend holds up a certain amount of fingers and
asked their friend how many fingers am I holding up to determine if
they're current cognitive ability is able to withstand the apparent shock
they've been under and can relay back to their friend how many fingers.
Also, what's the standard amount of fingers we're supposed to hold up.
I'm GUESSING normally between 1 and 4. You can't be holding up two
hands that's way too complicated. And you can't be holding up NONE
or ALL your 1 hand's fingers. Seems like a trick question in those
cases. I say standard should be either 2, 3, or 4. Then again if
THEY know that's the standard its a lot easier for them to guess which
one it is and thus this whole exercise is useless now.
Wonderful. Woke up an hour early today! Then fell
back asleep! Then woke up an hour late today. It all works out
for the best because my OCD can just reason ok every single thing is just
pushed back an hour. Except for how my Walkings are influenced by
when I need to put in order for dinner. I can eat dinner whenever I
want but I need to be here at around 6:00 to put in order and stay here for
an hour or so to accept order. ALSO I've been having 4:00 PM Lunches
and 9:00 PM Dinners. I CAN'T PUSH THAT AN HOUR BACK WHAT ARE YOU
INSANE. Somehow gotta stick with those times. I don't
like it either but that's life I guess. Is it life? I'm
GUESSING it is. Certainly not Death. Not as far as I know.
I guess it could be. PROBABLY not Death is all I can say as of this
Anyway. Have I mentioned I'm 75% through
Tommy and so far I haven't been scared out of my whits! I'm
CONFUSED as to why this is supposed to be great. I KIND OF like it.
It's not a negative impression. And I REALLY LIKE not feeling scared
&/V that my family is threatened. I dunno. Whatever! I'm
sure the movie is scarier. I hear they got THE WHO to provide the
soundtrack to it! Wow whatta get! Hmm I have a The Pete
Townsend Documentary Book otherwise known as Memoir. I'm 2/3rds
into that sucker. Then gave up! I can get back into that if only
Reading was a Worthy Endeavor. The minute that that Reading becomes a
Worthy Endeavor I'm all over finishing that book, believe you me. I
mean, you, you-- Believe ME. I've said that before. I'll
say it again!
Anyway. The mets were on the verge of winning an
8 game winning streak like I was Hoping Against Hope they would. Then
they lost! Turns out all that Hoping Against Hope was for nothing!
Also Hoping Against Hope sounds like Hope Canceling Itself Out. You
hope something, then you hope AGAINST THAT HOPE? Make up your
mind re: Hoping because it sounds like you don't know what you wanna hope
for as of now. Get it together! Anyway if I finish this entry as
quickly as I've written the first More Than Half Of It and then take a walk
immediately after I can get my Behindness to HALF an hour. That's
nothin! 30 Minutes. I crunched the numbers and everything.
I was thinking about how CO2 is destroying the atmosphere and planet and
flora and fauna and I Was like ya know what I bet its not great that We
Are Breathing A Lot More Carbon Dioxide than we're used to. Kinda
feels like we're gonna suffocate to death or something. I don't have
all the details because I am not a scientist As Of Now. I'd rather
breathe less CO2 though all things considered not Much More!
Patented Hot Take.
Wonderful line of thought to share with people. I'm
not a scientist BUT IF I WAS I WOULD GUESS THIS CERTAIN THING...
Anyway what else is going on and crap. At what level does someone
become a scientist. Its not like being a doctor. There's no
official title or degree or commendation where you Officially Become A
scientist. I've taken plenty of science classes in high school and
college and pre-high school! Most of which I've passed! Does
that make me a scientist? NO but MAYBE IT SHOULD. Some of
this information I've absorbed. Absorbed way more than 25% of the
population has. I feel like if we're in the top 70% of knowing
science We're ALL Scientists. Except for the bottom 30% of people who
know science. THEY'RE DUMB but WE'RE Scientists.
Great! Another day with hot coffee and not cold
coffee otherwise known as iced coffee. I dunno it seems like there
should be a cold coffee between iced and hot. Slightly colder than
room temperature but not cold enough that ice is involved in the equation.
Nope I don't see it. That's not a good idea. Maybe next time.
What do I listen to after Tommy. I dunno what's the next The Who
Album. WHOSE NEXT?!?! THAT'S THEIR BEST ALBUM WITH PLENTY O' HITS.
It's about time! I feel like I've listened to this album in sequential
order a dozen times in my life. Certainly listened to HALF or MOST of
the songs a dozen or more times. Either way I dunno maybe that
disqualifies it from being part of my Listening Schedule Enterprise.
I'm gonna have to think about that one. Maybe next Aimee Mann album
for now. Anyway I'll be back in a bit!
This Almost Means Something
Hey! I finished TOMMY: The I Wanna Say ALBUM? Listened to
a few of my own songs to pad out The Walk. This way next walk I'm
starting fresh! With Why It's Only Aimee Mann. Most likely!
Hey I told you the good news about Light Blue Berry Tootsie Pops but I don't
think I've shared that I got TROPICAL FLAVOR Gum! We're talkin I get a
real ORANGE sense. Maybe not Straight Up Orange but some sort of
Orange-eqsue Fruit Flavor. Clementine or something. TANGERINE.
Maybe some sort of grape fruit that has been left out for too long.
Also it's not JUST orange. It's all kinds of citrus! But
primarily orange! Anyway DELICIOUS. I'll chew this all day if I
have to! I probably won't have to! Thank God! That
wouldn't be a great life, chewing gum all day. Anyway I was flossing
TOO HARD yesterday. After flossing I felt one tooth was out of place a
bit. Kinda loose &/or to the side of where it usually has been in my
gums. That's what ya get for taking care of yourself. I'll
Never Floss Again!
I guess. Flossing is fun. Lets get in
there see whats going on. Gonna get FREEDOM FRIES as my potatoe
side for tonight's dinner. Because not only am I having a 2 part
dinner but I will be getting some sort of BISON BURGER. And I can have
some fries with that this way. Not too many! Whatever I'm
comfortable with! This is good stuff lets keep it goin'.
I saw Israel purposely bombed a Newspaper Office. Gotta
wonder if that'll pay off in the long run. Anyway I'm ANTI WAR and
PRO PEACE. And Israel STRONGLY SEEMS like the aggressor based on five
half-tweets I've read over the last few days. Wherever I'm being
exposed to tweets, the tweets cut off halfway, but if these 5 different
tweets are to be believed, and they ARE ALL CONSISTENT WITH EACH OTHER, not
good stuff going on and its Israel Aggressing! In general I don't
wanna know but in specific STOP KILLING &/V TERRORIZING PEOPLE WHAT
ARE YOU STUPID OR SOMETHING? DON'T DO IT! EASY. EASY.
That settles that ONCE AND FOR ALL. Uh
oh I hope it didn't Settle Itself on an area bordering with Israel or
arguably part of Israel I guess. ISRAEL ISN'T GONNA LIKE THAT ONE BIT.
That may or may not be an accurate representation or interpretation of
Situation. I feel like it's a solid 50% that it's accurate to some
extent. Anyway. JUST FUCKING LIVE NEXT TO EACH OTHER.
WHAT THE HELL IS SO HARD ABOUT THAT. IT'S EASY. EASY.
I get it. It's I DON'T WANNA LIVE NEXT TO THEM I WANNA LIVE
WHERE THEY'RE LIVING. Figure it out! Live in
alternating buildings, I dunno! IT'S NOT JUST LIVING IN A PLACE IT'S
HAVING AUTONOMY FOR YOURSELF. Fine! Two states, and you
live in alternating buildings. Easy! EASY. The point is
hey great lets move on with our lives. A solid majority of us can move
on with our lives while Israel and Palestine are going on. Probably
not gonna effect me personally! Whatta blessing.
Great, just great. At this point I pretty
much caught up to My Schedule. Maybe behind 20 minutes but for where
I'm at now that's negligible. These are the days of my lives.
Also YES Palestine is the victim in this case BASED ON TWEETS. It's
not a Both Sides thing right now. THERE ARE HALF A DOZEN HALF
TWEETS TO BACK THIS UP. Also lets be honest, these, "Half Tweets," are
probably more accurately described as, "2/3rds Tweets." I get the
sense I'm getting the majority of the tweets from This Twitter Exposure that
pops up on my phone somehow for some reason. Let's be honest about it!
I'm getting the bulk of the tweet! Also I feel like the beginning of
tweets are more important than the end. You don't know how far into
your tweet people are gonna read. People don't have the attention span
for 140 characters! Gotta lead off with the main parts to be safe and
smart about it. YEAH.
What else is going on and crap. I'm already
halfway through my Root Beer supply for the week. What the Hell is up
with that?!!? I gotta get things under control STAT. Stat
means immediately. Presumably For Some Reason. Better LTURQ.
In LATIN (a language from years ago), "Statim," means INSTANTLY or
IMMEDIATELY. And Doctors speak in Latin for some reason no one is
really sure about. Seems kind of counterintuitive. I NEED
THIS DONE STAT. And then the person supposed to help them has to
think Hmm what does Stat mean again. Some weird other language.
Gonna have to consult my Rosetta Stone about this one... and in the
meantime the Patient AND/OR DOCTOR dies. The point is Doctors
desperately need to sound important. If they say I Need this done
IMMEDIATELY they'll sound undignified and no one would respect them or
their medical assessments or opinions. That's just logic!
Cool! Probably gonna take a bath &/V shower
before next walk. I got the time to do it! I got the MOTIVE for
doing it (cleansing myself of filth). I got the MEANS to do it
(Showerbath). The point is what else is going on. Damn I still
haven't requested my absentee ballot for NYC MAYOR ELECTION: PRIMARY
EDITION. Hmm. At this point I can probably vote in person.
It's in ROUGHLY A MONTH LMLTURQ. JUNE 22. 2021.
ALSO presumably if I vote absentee no sticker but if I vote in person
GOOD CHANCE I GOT A STICKER COMIN' TO ME. I'll have to think about
that one. Whatever. What's my voting preferences anyway.
MORALES, STRINGER, WILEY, YANG, ETC off the top of my head. In
Descendents Order. Anyway I'll be back in a little bit!
Here Let Me Show You
Hello & Whatnot friends. Got delicious lunch of Super Market
Fresh Meal of Chicken Curry going on right now. Nice appropriately
sized meal for how hungry I am! Maybe about 65, 75% as big as your
Standard Sized Meal All Things Considered. Saw an old man with a
Yarmulke on during my walk. Obviously this is Israel TRYING TO
INTIMIDATE ME. I will not be silenced! It's not like I see
people with Yarmulkes on every day! I know the score! Anyway hey
the entry is almost over. Then its time to enjoy he 2nd half the day.
Kick back, relax. Take another walk. Kick back and relax again!
Take another walk! Also the walks are relaxing, too! It's All
Relaxation in my life!
Sometimes walks aren't relaxing they're STIMULATING.
And some times kicking back in house is STIMULATING NOT RELAXING. The
point is Stimulation is a needed complimentarian to Relaxation. No
complaints about Stimulation if we consider there's more than enough
Relaxation! Was watching one of the Texas Chainsaw Massacres with R
Lee Ermey. I realized R Lee Ermey is usually misused! He's
always Fun & A Half but most of the time he detracts from the film! In
Full Metal Jacket I GET why they have R Lee Ermey being R Lee Ermey--
because that's when R Lee Ermey started in the first place and was in
totally appropriate DRAMATIC content. Then he became the comic relief!
Which is okay in Horror COMEDIES (The Frighteners) but while FUN in Regular
Horrors it make the films LESS SERIOUS. The point is He's Dead Now.
O Oh well what can ya do. Look up how to spell his name.
That's Something You Can Do. I'll do it first! LMLTURQ! I've
been spelling it right! Beat Ya To It!
Cool! I think every single film in the world
is a Black Comedy. Or a Dark Comedy. I forget which one means
which. This film, like every other film ever, is FUNNY because IT'S
NOT REAL. NONE OF THIS IS REAL. PITCH BLACK COMEDY.
What about documentaries. IT'S FUNNY because IT'S ALL REAL.
ALL OF THIS IS REAL. PITCH BLACK COMEDY. Anyway what
else is going on and crap. I need to Floss My Tooth back into place.
Only solution to any problem is repeat what caused the problem.
Doing something twice Cancels Itself Out. That's just Pitch Black
Logic. Hmm got some Frosted Wheated Cereal I can have a few pieces
of that as a Small Lunch Dessert. I can do lots of things.
This is just one example of HUNDREDS of things I can do in my immediate
Most of those things are very unlikely. Oh well
what can ya do. Had 2 Tea Biscuits instead. That's what
I'm Gonna Do in the immediate past. The Mets lost AGAIN today.
They're 0-2 in the past 24 hours! I may not be a great baseball player
but I've NEVER lost an MLB game. And now they've lost TWO?
...I'm being told they've lost thousands of games even BEFORE yesterday.
Not impressed! Almost makes ya wanna go back in time and make the 1962
Queens World Fair not take place so that the Mets are never invented in the
first place! The good news is the entry is over! The good news
is I'll be back tomorrow! Those are The Good News. See
May 14, 2021
Where Is Everyone Going
Hello friends. What's new in the wide world of sports. Have they
played sports Outside of World. I can kind of picture Moonmen playing
Golf On Moon but that might be a Satire Parody picture. I'm gonna say
78% chance it's real. Better LTURQ. YEP THEY DID IT.
Gotta imagine they play all sorts of sports on International Space Station.
Air hockey, for one. THAT'S THE ONE SPORT THEY CAN'T PLAY ON MOON.
If they had air my guess is they'd place more of a priority on Breathing Air
than setting up Air Hockey. Could be wrong! Solid 78% chance I'm
right that Astronaut Moonmen would rather live than play air hockey.
Also when they played golf on moon did they set up their own hole or were
they just like hmm holes all over the place here, one is as good as
another, just gonna try to sink this into any random hole. Also
I'm assuming they weren't keeping score. It's just a scam! They
hit a ball once or twice and called it golf! How INSULTING to golf.
That ain't golf that's NOTHIN'.
Anyway. That's like me standing on a pitchers
mound and going I'M PLAYING BASEBALL. Sounds about right.
If I wasn't playing baseball what the Hell business do I have standing on
a pitchers mound. Anyway. Accepted Super Market
Delivery order this morning. One new thing is I got a Carafe Or So of
Iced Coffee. I'll drink that, sure! I'm pot committed at this
point! If I don't drink it that would reflect poorly on my character
and be a complete waste of a solid 5 or so dollars. Anyway.
Cycling through The Who The Kinks and The Aimee Mann's Discographies these
days. Good stuff! The Kinks keep doing concept albums and I keep
liking them. UH-OH I'm up to The Who Concept Albums and I'm TERRIFIED.
The TOMMY SOUNDTRACK? For some reason that SCARES me. Maybe
it's because It's frightening to imagine being blind deaf and dumb. I
know he can play Mean Pinball but he doesn't even know it! What a
useless and horrifying and terrible condition this guy is in!
Anyway. Blind deaf and dumb.
So what CAN he do. Feel smell and taste. Off the top of
my head those are the things he can do. Maybe he's too DUMB to feel
smell or taste. Then why specify he's blind and deaf? If
he's too dumb to feel smell or taste, presumably that level of
Dumbness would also make him not able to see or hear. So we would not
have to explicitly state it! I forget if there's any internal logic
to this paragraph. That happens sometimes. Anyway.
Pretty sure I have Tommy on DVD. Pretty sure I've never watched
it. The good news is what else is going on. They
unexpectedly changed guidelines for mask wearing and whatnot. I'M
SKEPTICAL. Seems kind of ODD. What am I skeptical of exactly.
That it happened? IT HAPPENED. All the news reporting on it
surely means it happened. I am skeptical that IT'S RIGHT.
No I'm not. My parents are. That bleeds into my consciousness.
Without my parents I'd be maybe 1/3rd skeptical and WITH THEM I'm maybe
2/3rds skeptical. LOTS OF SKEPTICISM re: This Happening.
What else is going on and crap. 2/3rds into
1st @TheBroadWalksEmpireSummerSpringtime of the day. Boy oh boy I
can't wait to figure out what to watch today That Isn't This. So many
choices. Hmm. I'll keep myself updated on this situation
as it progresses. Anyway! One .45 Steak Dinner meal, one
Chickened Pot Pie meal for today. In that order? I'll Never
Tell! That's a lie. I'll tell as soon as I know for sure.
When I'm having lunch. I'll tell all over the place with no qualms
about telling at all. Apparently Boardwalk Empire is based on a true
story. There IS a place called Atlantic City and it WAS around in the
1920's! Also the 1920's EXISTED. I assume. They say
it's BASED on a true story but there's liberties they took.
There being a 1920's could easily have been one of them liberties!
How come none of these characters are just NORMAL. Everyone in
this show has somethin weird going on.
Cool! Everyone in every show has somethin
weird going on. It's called character traits and its how we
distinguish one character from another. Hmm that checks out pretty
well upon further introspection. Drinking regular coffee today.
My mom asked me to make coffee for her! Might as well make coffee for
me! Also hot coffee is just what I want today! Get off my back
about it! Anyway I DID end up cutting off a 1/10thpiece of Steak last
night for Future Snack. Big ol' steak they gave me! Off the top
of my head I'm guessing a 16 ozer! Next most likely is a 14 ozer.
Then the next next most likely is anywhere between 12 and 22 ounces.
Then the next next next most likely is Anything Else. Then the next
next next next most likely is This Is The Matrix and I am Joe Pantiogonlo
and There Is No Steak.
I dunno, this being the Matrix MIGHT be more likely
than the steak being under 12 oz &/V over 22 oz. I'll have to look
into that one, crunch some numbers and whatnot. Kinda weird that
Joe Pantoliono isn't in #BroadWlkEmpiresSummerSpringime. Pretty big
oversight! He was in SOPRANOS. He was in TALES FROM THE CRYPT.
He PRESUMABLY was in ARLI$$ I'VE NEVER SEEN IT. Hmm am I supposed
to watch Arli$$. Outside of seeing it on TV Guide Channel in the
mid to late 90's, I have never heard or read or seen a single thing about
Arli$$ in my life. For the best I suppose! Anyway. I feel
like I'm taking a HUGE leap of faith every time I get spam e-mail then go to
their website to tell them to unsubscribe me. I am just encouraging
them by engaging with them. They're just gonna spend me more spam!
But I've been trying it lately. Hard to tell if it works. So
many spam in the first place, I wouldn't notice if it starts decreasing a
little bit. Over time it may make a difference, it may not! I'll
keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.
I Can See That
Back with another act. I think act means Too Many words!
How do I know if we're talking about a Portion Of Play or if you're
commanding me to perform in said Portion Of Play. We don't, that's
who! Anyway strongly leaning towards having 45% of a steak + 50% of
carrots + 50% of Bakes Potatoe for lunch. It's healthy because of the
carrots mainly. How did they ever deduce that carrots are good for
eyesight. I'm guessing no one ever ate a plate of carrots and then
went out Looking Around and was like ...WAIT A MINUTE... SOMETHING'S
DIFFERENT. SOMETHING'S BETTER... SIGHTWISE. The point
is carrots improving vision can Easily be a lie from Big Carrot and it
wouldn't surprise me at all. If carrots are so good for vision why
does Bugs Bunny wear eyeglasses. Gotcha there!
Anyway. Delicious coffee right now.
Finished some delicious snapple. Gonna replace that with delicious
orange juicewater very soon. Hey I just did that. Why put
off to 5 minutes from now what we can do 5 seconds from n.. actually Now
It's Just Now. What else is going on. I'll give you a
booster shot of MY JOHNSON & JOHNSON!!! For some reason I have to
penises in this scenario. Frankly I'm surprised penises is even
a word. I can't imagine a good scenario where you need to refer to
multiple penises. Except in pornography. Happens all the time
there! Like I said no GOOD scenario. Pornography isn't
CHRISTIAN. Per my understanding. Isn't that Mr. Smith's
non-corrupted friend in The Matrix. Mr. Johnson. Better LTURQ.
Checks out a little bit. There is an Agent Johnson in weird
offshoots of The Matrix. Video games or comic books or something.
They got plenty of agents I guess! Only a matter of time till they
reach Agent Johnson.
What else is going on and crap. The Matrix
franchise is all well and good, but Matrices in math per my understanding
and recollection are DIFFICULT and CONFUSING and I think we'd all be a lot
happier if we did away with them completely. Presumably have no
PRACTICAL use. Get rid of 'em! I cannot tell you a single
thing about matrices. If you asked me What Are Matrices I'd say
I have no idea. If you asked me what calculating Matrices is like
I'd say I have no idea. If you asked me Look I'm getting the
sense you know nothing about matrices, I've asked all I need to ask, you can
go on your way now I'd say THANK GOD LET ME GET HOME TO MY WIFE AND
CHILDREN. In this scenario I have a wife and children.
And a Home! Sweet deal! That's matrices for ya!
Cool. One thing I'm pretty sure of is Doing
Matrices = Graphing Calculator. Lets move on with our lives!
Back in my day we had a huge clunky graphing calculator. Now
presumably it's as LIGHT AS A TABLET. Kids today, got it so easy.
Is it possible we can convince kids that Graphing Calculator is a Video
Game? My guess is nope they'd see right through that.
What else is Wide World Of Sports. I dunno now that I think about
it, I'd calculate some graphs. Do some Algebra (&/or Calculus?)
equation at random and see it graphed. Sounds like fun. I
bet my Dad probably has a spare Graphing Calculator somewhere. This
could be my New Best Hobby! Hmm how about graphing like x - 2 = 3y.
Maybe google can do that. LMLTURQ. HOLY SHOT
DESMOS.COM/CALCULATOR. Totally free! Anyway x - 2 = 3y
looks like a straight line! I can do better than that! I say
I can figure out a CURVED Line! Ok lays say x + y = -z.
You can't have a, "Z." Online Graphing Calculator JUST PUT ME IN
MY PLACE! Makes sense. There's an x and y axis. No
z axis. I was HOPING there'd be a Hidden or Theoretical Z axis.
No such luck!
I'll get back to that later! I got Entry to
write! I wonder if this website can do Matrices for me Whatever They
Are and for Whatever Reason I Have To Do Matrices For Some Reason.
Lets move on with our lives. Tomorrow is FINALLY Armed Forces Day.
So much better than Unarmed Forces Day. Pretty sure that Armed Forces
Day is a brainchild of the Military Industrial Complex. Heavy on The
Industrial Complex! You know LOCKHEED. You know... uh... Hmm.
Anyway it's a scam. "Let's celebrate Weapons of War!" I'm
onto them! Yes, Military Industry IS complex. That's
a valid and widely accepted point! You know that sort of thing!
Anyway jeez what else is going on. Still wearing masks for now Even
Outside. I don't make the rules but I play by the rules.
Someone's rules. There's conflicting rules so obviously I'm playing by
someone's rules, all the potential rules have been staked out before me.
The point is the rules I follow are heavily influenced by my Parents Who I
Fascinating! No reason we shouldn't have 3D XYZ
Graphs? Lemme LTURQ. YEP it's a thing. If I was
smarter I'd figure out what that's all about. But I'm not smarter.
I am exactly as smart as I Am! Cracked that code. Whatta
do for my immediate future. Same stuff I always do for my Immediate
Futures. My immediate future is very VERY similar to my immediate
pasts. Anyway is there a place, maybe craigslist, where I can get
someone to do my Matrices for me? Ugh. Isn't there a new
The Matrix coming out? Sounds good. A solid 33% of The Matrix
Movies SO Far have been High Quality Movies! That's a track record of
success you can take to the bank! Anyway I'll be back in a bit.
No More Titles After This One
friends! Back with Final Act of the day. Making progress with Aimee
Mann's #I'mWithStupidAlbumToRemember. The album is called I'm With
Stupid. There's a song called You're With Stupid Now.
I feel personally attacked assuming she's the one with stupid.
I'm the only other person here! That makes me stupid! NOT A FAN
OF SLANDER. That's not true. Slander is usually fun!
NOT WHEN ITS AGAINST ME IT ISN'T. Anyway I'm having
#.45SteakToRemember. In her other first album, she has a song where
she talks about 50 years after NY Worlds Fair. An I was like hmm
SOUNDS LIKE 2012 TO ME. Then I was listening to her LATEST album
(from 199...6?) and the thought came to me out of nowhere-- SOUNDS MORE
LIKE 2014 TO ME! Then I looked it up WHILE WALKING because I JUST
COULDN'T WAIT and it turns out I was right! The 2nd time. Worlds
fair was #1964WorldsFairToRemember. I'm With Stupid Was from 1995.
I feel very strongly about this.
Cool! I'm gonna have some GREAT meals this
weekend. Planning on getting Chipotle for both weekend lunches to
remember. Probably gonna get Diner Food for Dinner tomorrow and I'll
get Why It's Only A Seafood Parade for the two Weekend Dinners. Wow!
Now we're talking GREAT WEEKEND. Anyway. Got a nice piece
of Steak Snack. We're talkin a nice hearty big-for-a-snack but ya get
a lot out of it! A lot for a snack but you gotta spend calories to
make calories! Anyway they Invented The Mets for the 1964 Worlds Fair
per my understanding. Hmm 1/3rd of this Steak Snack is Fat.
And that's a lot of fat! I told you this Steak Snack is really big!
1/3rd is thusly really big FOR A 1/3RD. Lotta fat. That
raises all sorts of questions. Do I just not eat the fat?
Well that's ONE question at least. Actually, it's two! Do
I just NOT eat the fat? Do I EAT THE FAT? See Two Questions
Thank You See Ya Later.
Hey it's 2 seconds later! This is half fat.
I'm just gonna finish it and not eat the fat. There goes my Steak
Snack To Remember. I'm gonna be honest having a Steak Snack To
Remember felt a little silly from the start. Eat your steak!
We're bending the rules making it into two meals already! See it
all worked out for the best. The good news is I'm drinking root
beer. That's a once in a full moon occasion? So what's
that like once a month. That's not that rare. Oh. Once
in a blue moon occasion? What the Hell is a blue moon? That
sounds wrong. I looked it up. Not too sure what it is still.
I GET that it occurs roughly once ever 2.5 years. Internet was clear
about that. Not sure WHAT IT IS though. It involves
moons, though, of this we can be certain. I'm not 100% certain with
that. The point is what else is going on.
Last paragraph! I assume when Man Landed On The
Moon it was during a Full Moon so they had more space to work with.
Showing up on a half moon, it's twice as hard to find somewhere to land!
Great, just great. Have there been any CHILDREN astronauts.
Presumably we should send up children to space for scientific reasons.
I dunno what else is going on. See the effects on the aging
process. See if kids have the mental fortitude to survive long space
journeys. See if astronauts can juggle their Space Responsibilities
AND raising a child. Gotta test people before we start sending
families to Mars for Permanent.
Anyway that's about it for today.
I'll see ya tomorrow!
May 13, 2021
Better Than Nothing
Hello friends. Back with another fun filled day! I enjoy my
days! Nice structure and routine. Nice being healthy. Nice
Counting Numbers In My Head. And the rest. The good no
GREAT news is that I wore no kind of jacket today during Walk.
Sweatshirt jacket? Nope. Slightly lighter sweatshirt jacket?
Nope. Shirt? Yep. Is it illegal to go outside without a
shirt on. Is that public nudity. My guess is probably not but I
don't see other people doing it so it must be a grey area in the law.
Otherwise everyone would do it! A lot more convenient. Why waste
your money buying shirts and waste your time wearing shirts. A big
hassle nobody needs. Shirt Hides My Chub. That's a fair
point. VERY fair.
Never wore shirt at neighborhood Swimming Pool.
More walking To and From Neighborhood Swimming Pool. That's the
exception that proves the rule. I enjoy that phrase for comedic
purposes but it makes absolutely no sense. There's this rule, and
then there's this exception. The exception VERIFIES THE RULE IT
CONTRADICTS? WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT. STILL THOUGH,
IT MAKES ME LAUGH FOR SOME REASON. PROBABLY BECAUSE I DON'T GET IT.
OOP BEEN HOLDING DOWN THE SHIFT KEY SORRY. Is that even a phrase.
Maybe I'm mixing things up. Better LTURQ. I looked it up and
Wikipedia was like actually there's some dispute there's FIVE WAYS the
phrase has been used... What the hell. FIVE? I don't have
time to read FIVE things. I barely have time to read THREE things.
Cool! This entry been a SNOOZE. GREAT I
LOVE SNOOZE. It means I will be getting more sleep which I
apparently desperately want &/V need. Anyway maybe 3
#TheBroadwalksEmpireSummerSpringtime is a bit too low. I don't know
what to do with the rest of my day! Four isn't so bad. Besides
whose gonna judge me you? I guess. It doesn't effect me,
though! You can judge all you want till your hearts' content and as
long as I Don't Explicitly Know that you're judging me it doesn't effect me
at all! Maybe a bit! I might IMPLICITLY Know you're judging me.
I can assume you're judging me RIGHT NOW for instance, reading this sentence
and shaking your head in despair. Which DOES effect me. But you
actually doing that or not will never reach me. But I assume
you are. Either way send me whether you're shaking your head in
despair right now to
Anyway what else. Maybe I should move to
crazysheet.org. Is this website more of an organization or a network?
Certainly not a commercial. Crazysheet The Commercial was already
registered when I bought this current domain. That's life I guess!
Also for the .us and .uk type stuff do you really NEED to be from the
country and our kingdom the website implies. Or is it basically just a
Style Consideration. What are they gonna do check your passport when
you're registering a website. Better LTURQ. Internet says you
need to be from America for a .us domain. I think there's WAYS TO WORK
AROUND THAT THOUGH. On the DARK WEB all they do is plan and plot ways
for non Americans to get .us domains. We may not want it that way!
But that's life I Guess!
Also how dark is the dark web. Am I really gonna
be like HOLY SHIT THIS IS A WHOLE OTHER INTERNET THAN I RECOGNIZE AT ALL.
I don't wanna know! Don't get my involved in the dark web. Once
you're in you can't get out! Also seems VERY SCARY. Anyway
what else is going on. Listened to another The Whom album.
I'll listen to another one after this one! I enjoy them I guess.
And that's even in this phase we're they're mostly just generic
Beatleseqsuebands but with a few real high quality songs. They haven't
even DEVELOPED into being THE GREATEST ROCK BAND IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD
if we're not counting I dunno one or two other dozen bands.
That's still very good. Top 12-24 rock bands of all time history of
the world? I think that's pretty good! Nothing to shake your
head in despair about over there. Sure they could be higher than
that get off my back about it is the point.
Wonderful. The Whom is EASILY exactly #5
greatest rock bands of all time if we're doing your STANDARD CLASSICAL
OBVIOUS rankings. The point is lets move on with our lives! Hey
here's a think em-up a solid 80% chance I said roughly 5 years ago-- end
lyric of National Anthem is Home of The Brave. They sing
National Anthem at Major League Baseball Games! Including home games
for the Atlanta Braves. So when they sing Home of the Brave at
Atlanta baseball game the crowd goes THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT US RIGHT HERE!
Amazing. AMAZING! Somehow that's the main bulk of an ENTIRE
PARAGRAPH? It's terrible AND it's been done before 85% chance.
Hey ya win some ya lose some. I dunno. Gotta imagine just
by Fluke Chance there's been a couple of people throughout history who
either Won ALL or LOST All. They probably found their experiences
winning &/or losing (OR NOT as the case may be) to be interesting.
I KEEP LOSING MY ENTIRE LIFE WHAT THE HELL is what one of their running
thoughts might be. I'll be back in a bit.
How Do I Do It
don't get why The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem. I can
think of PLENTY of America Songs that are better. It's not even GOOD.
Most songs are at least better than silence. This song is MUCH WORSE
THAN SILENCE. It's plenty of words we don't know, a complicated
melody, way too long... JUST LIKE AMERICA. Well that
checks out I guess. SPANGLED isn't a word BANNER MEANS NOTHING in
this context. STARS I get. They mean STATE in Flag Talk.
BANNER might be Flag. In which case this is a Flag Anthem.
Who cares. God Bless America. Simple. Easy. What other
America songs are there. Paul Simon America. Gonna google,
"TOP AMERICA SONGS." THESE ARE ALL ROCK &/OR POP SONGS FROM THE PAST
FIFTY YEARS. I want potential national anthem songs. Paul
Simon JUST FITS IN BEYOND 50 YEARS in 1969 THAT'S WHY HE'S PART OF THE LIST.
Better LTURQ. I don't know why 1969 was in my mind for that.
1965. Also THIS IS IN JEST I Don't want Paul Simon to be National
Anthem at all either!
What else is going on and crap. Listened to the
majority of The Who Sells Out Or Something I Don't Have All The Details.
More songs I can enjoy! I don't get what I'm supposed to get out of
it. I'm not particularly appreciating it. But there
is a sense of Enjoyment there! And this is just generic 1960's rock n
roll songs so far for the most part. Soon it becomes THE WHOM WE ALL
KNOW AND LOVE AND RANK EIGHTH OR TENTH OF ALL TIME ROCK BANDS!!! More
Deluxe Tracks every album. There's more Deluxe Tracks than Regular
Tracks! I don't like it! And as far as I know these aren't THE
WHOM Sanctioned &/or Conceived Deluxe Tracks Added Decades Later.
Studio probably just tacked these on and were like well people like
songs, presumably people would like more songs, we'd sell more copies with
more songs, THEN IT'S SETTLED Let's Add Some More Songs.
Maybe The Whom was involved. What do I know!
I know 70% of stuff but this is in the 30% I don't know.
Anyway, jeez, what else is going on and crap. Put in order for
Delivery Tonight. We're talkin I'm getting same thing as last time.
A twomealsworth of Steak Dinner and a Chickened Pot Pie! You don't
mess with success. Unless you want even MORE success. You may be
succeeding, but if you think by messing with it you may succeed to a higher
level and a greater extent, you MAY want to CONSIDER messing with success.
Depends on your personal calculations and whatnot! Take it on a case
by case basis! Anyway. Watching some Horror Movies over and over
again. It's fun! I like the Wheelchair Teenager in original
Texas Massacre Re: Chainsaws. Never really paid attention to form an
opinion one way or another on him the past times I've watched this movie.
This time I REALLY FEEL FOR HIM. It's either because he's a great
actor or because HE'S IN A WHEELCHAIR PROP. You put an actor in a
wheelchair MISSION ACCOMPLISHED they have my sympathy. I really
BELIEVE he's sitting down in a wheelchair. YOU DID IT!
Anyway. Looks like I'm settling into a
routine of having delicious decadent steak 2 out of Fourteen Main Meals a
week. Is that too indulgent? I dunno! Is seems more
indulgent than having a steak 1 out of 14 meals... but its the same
amount... over 2... it's actually LESS indulgent. Or EQUALLY
indulgent. I think you can make a case for Less Indulgent! GREAT
PUT THE CASE TOGETHER FOR ME AND MEET ME BACK HERE THREE WEEKS FROM NOW.
We're going to have A Trial About It! Huh. Where am I.
What's going on. Not a lot of Chainsaw Massacres in real life.
Not to our knowledge. Better LTURQ. Google ARE THERE REALLY
CHAINSAW MASSACRES? Doesn't look like it. I mean I guess
that's a good thing. The less chainsaw massacres the better!
Let's go with that.
What else is going on and crap. Unless they were
a chainsaw massacre which only massacres other chainsaw massacres.
Let's go with that. Does Francis Scott Key get royalties from
every baseball game. Is there really a person named Francis Scott Key.
And if so, did he write the Star Spangled Banner. Better LTURQ before
going any further with this thought! Yep he exists and He Did What I
Say He Did. The point is the Key Estate should be RAKING IN THE DOE
but I'm pretty sure there's a law where it's like after 100 years no more
copyright. Better LTURQ before going any further with this thought!
HMM google says copyright for music is generally 70 Years after Writer Dies.
So unless Francis Scott Key lived to be 200 years old (Better LTURQ before
going any further with this though! NOPE HE'S BEEN DEAD) it's public
domain. The point is who cares I forget.
Wonderful. Have I given any more thought to
getting a Bass Guitar. I dunno better LTURQ before I go any further
with this thought. Oh, right. Nope. In fact I
haven't thought of it at all until directly after I just proposed that
thought to myself. Presumably the guy who invented baseball gets
royalties every time Baseball Occurs. Presumably he's 300 years old.
Ya know about how old as A SINGLE BASEBALL GAME TAKES! These
baseball games take forever, don't they. Just go on and on!
Nobody is happy with how long baseball games take! I think that's the
premise Baseball People have been fretting about but I never felt that way.
I like baseball! If it takes three hours and 10 minutes instead of
three hours that's ten more minutes I'm enjoying baseball! It evens
out is the point! Probably doesn't. They'd have deduced that
if that were the case. The point is they're adding Deluxe Tracks
to The Who to make it longer because if people like The Who they like MORE
The Who. Except for me. I explicitly don't like the bonus
tracks. So it turns out the point is the MLB should get rid of the
Bonus 10 minutes of MLB games. Easy. EASY!
What Else Is Up
got a delicious and nutritious lunch of 2 Some More Pop Tarts! Why
haven't I thought of this for a lunch before. Delicious and
nutritious, just like I said. Low in calories compared to a regular
lunch. Sounds nutritious to me! Anyway apparently CDC
relaxed some mask wearing guidelines and I broached subject of getting
Delicious Subway Sandwiches for lunch by entering the building and it looks
like that's in the cards! I got a we'll see from my Mom but I'm
CONFIDENT that Yes We WILL See In a positive fashion for what I'd like To
Be Sawn. Did I toaster my Some Mores Pop Tarts? Thought
about it! Was even leaning towards doing it at a point! Didn't!
Decided to play it safe. Untoastered. FASCINATING.
Also I Was thinking about this Steak Delivery and based
on last time the portion was so big that it was too much for 2 mealsworth!
I did eat it in 2 mealsworth but I wasn't happy about it! So the point
is if it's that big again I'll chop off 10% to eat as a snack. Now
we're talking getting 2 meals PLUS A SNACK out of it? Not indulgent at
all! Totally reasonable all things considered. Anyway finished
The Who Sold Out. Started in on AIMEE MANN: THE DEBUT ALBUM. I
dunno What The Hell I'm Supposed To Get Out Of It or How To Appreciate It If
I Even AM SUPPOSED TO Appreciate It. I'll figure it out eventually.
Over time. But like The Whom I am still ENJOYING it.
Hmm enjoying it. IF ONLY I COULD FIGURE OUT WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET
OUT OF IT. Yes I'm enjoying it BUT WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO GET OUT OF
IT!! That sort of thing. I figure if I repeat the same
sentence 4 times with Slightly Different Words the meaning of what I'm
saying will become clear. Practice makes perfect.
Cool! A third into The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
II: The One With Dennis Hopper. Okay movie! I got no complaints!
I'm sure I could think of complaints if I was pressed! Off the top of
my head though seems pretty good, consistent with when I saw it the 2-4
times I've seen it before! Anyway. I should have put more
thought into what kind of Potatoe Side I'm getting with steak. Or if
its even a Potatoe Side at all, or some sort of thing that's similar to a
kind of potatoe side but is not potatoe at all. Said it Twice, now
it's clear! Anyway went with Baked Potatoe off the top of my head
and it very well may be to turn out to be the right decision but I didn't
THINK about it at all. Seems like a pretty big oversight!
Cool! I am NOT looking forward to taking walks
without masks. Now everyone will see the kind of a face I'm making!
I've become totally reliant on wearing a mask to cover up my SMILE or FROWN
or CONFUSED FACE. Lots of Confused Face. Now they all know
I'm confused! Which makes me EVEN MORE CONFUSED. Oh well
such is life and crap. Hey the entry is just about over.
Maybe some #TheBroadWalksEmpireSummerSpringtime immediately after the entry.
I can't wait for TONIGHT when I finish The 2nd Texas Chainsaw Massacre Of
All Time. Spooky movie gotta wait until the lights are out outside,
otherwise known as the sun setting, to really get in the spirit of things.
Anyway great I'll be back tomorrow.
May 12, 2021
You Know What That Means
Hey! Weight Scale Assessment Update! It no longer says I've lost
3 pounds in 5 days. Now it says half a pound in 6 days! It's NOT
AS GOOD because I'd like to weigh less but it's BETTER because I trust my
scale more. Gotta have trust in any relationship! Also I
Still Don't Trust My Scale. Now the other way. I feel I
should have lost a pound and a half in the last six days. I can't BACK
IT UP with research and information. It's just a FEELING. Scale
must be LYING to me if its saying otherwise. Anyway I've made a PACT
with myself to stop checking #JoeBidenApprovalRatesToRemember and that might
correspond with stop checking my weight. Too Many Numbers, that's my
life in a nutshell! Gotta get more WORDS and LETTERS for my life to be
all about. Maybe SYMBOLS such as, "@," or, "&." In fact lets
go with that over words and letters. Take away Numbers, add
directly to Symbols, and keep Words and Letters about the same.
Anyway. Listening to most recent album of The
Robyn Hitchcocks. Good stuff! I like the part where it sounds
like music-- good music! That's what I'm getting out of it. I
feel for this guy I'm NOT appreciating it BUT I am getting what I'm supposed
to get out of it in a positive way. Go figure! Anyway my
#BrotherToRemember may be coming To House [Our House (My House)] on Sunday.
I love visitors. Except for aliens. Sometimes people call
aliens, "Visitors." Actually I take it back. If we're calling
Aliens VISITORS that implies GOOD STUFF about them coming.
Visiting means they're not waging war on us-- a big plus! Visiting
means that they have no intention of staying-- Great! Don't become a
burden on us we've got enough people living here as it is. If we're
having aliens, Visitors is the best we can get! ALSO it implies our
planet is worth visiting. Alright! I knew our planet had
some sort of redeeming cultural or geographical beauty or some such value.
I didn't Know It. BUT I DO NOW!
What else is going on and crap. There's
probably SOME tourism to, to borrow a phrase, shithole places. (But
I mean REAL SHIT HOLES not just any place white people aren't. Ya know
places where there's GARBAGE STACKED HIGH AS THE EYE CAN SEE and ABANDONED
TRUCKS AT RANDOM PLACES and POLLUTED PONDS THAT ARE YELLOW &/V BROWN...
that's what I'M imagining) You're visiting some foreign place, 90%
of the time you wanna take in goodness. I GUESS there's some people
who are like ya know what lets go to the shittiest places possible and
just take it all in. Not a lot of catering to that environment in
Tourism Commercials but there's gotta be SOME people like that.
I SURE HOPE ALIENS AREN'T HERE ON SAFARI. That'd be a net
negative for u... wait a second that doesn't mean they're hunting humans.
Maybe aliens are here on safari hunting Oh I Don't Know lobsters.
And they don't eat lobsters they just like Safaraing them. Give the
lobsters to us. GREAT CUTS OUT THE MIDDLE MEN. They're
contributing to our economy and it's All Net Profit! Wonderful.
Does, "Safari," specifically mean Hunting Animals. Better LTURQ.
Very good chance it doesn't! SAFARI just means, "Going up close on
wildlife." Gotta imagine the main point to get up close to
wildlife is to kill them. That's Just LOGIC. Anyway I still hope
aliens aren't here on safari! Feels kinda demeaning to be reduced
to An Animal To Get Up Close To. Oh well what can ya do.
They're aliens, they can do whatever they want! I dunno what if
aliens are just really Dumb And Stupid. Easy to outwit and outfight.
That'd be a net positive for us suddenly we're intergalactic heroes.
I forget what I was talking about. My brother
is coming on Oh I Don't Know SUNDAY. How do we know if when
We're On Safari... it's not the, "WILD," animals who are on Safari With
Us??! Oh I know how. It doesn't make sense. Makes
no sense! Can't be accurate. That settles that.
ABANDONED TRUCKS?? WHAT THE HELL KIND OF DYSTOPIA IS THIS?!?! The
shitholes I'm imagining aren't even good enough to be called a Dystopia.
They're no TOPIA of any kind at all! That's how I feel about
things. WHOSE GONNA CLEAN UP THESE TRUCKS. THESE TRUCKS HAVE
BEEN SITTING THERE FOR SEVEN YEARS. Also I'm gonna be honest a
brown or yellow pond... still kinda nice! Ponds are nice. You've
got a pond going in your community you're probably doing pretty good for
yourselves as a community. I'd take a Brown &/V Yellow pond over No
Pond At All. Go figure.
What else is going on and crap. Three
episodes of #TheBoardwalkEmpiresSummerSpringtime for today? Sounds
perfect! IN FACT maybe watch 3 episodes EVERY DAY. Until I run
out. 4 a day? WHAT WAS I THINKING. THAT'S INSANE.
Three a day, that's the sweet spot! Sure 3 doesn't go evenly into 56
but I CAN MAKE ADJUSTMENTS. There's CORNERS I CAN CUT. One day
can be Not 3 Days. That's all it takes. ONE DAY DIFFERENT.
I can live with that, live with it Real Good. FRANCISCO LINDOR IS
HEATING UP. He stole a base and everything! And it PAID OFF.
The next guy hit a single and HE SCORED whereas he wouldn't have before!
Also no telling whether the next guy would have hit a single if he hadn't
stolen the base. Domino theory! Everything after the stolen base
is different than what would have happened without the stolen base.
Either way HE STOLE THAT THERE BASE AND GOT KNOCKED HOME. Knock
knock. Whose there. WHY IT'S ONLY AN RBI SINGLE FOR DOMINIC
Cool. Last paragraph of Act I! I don't
believe it! Maybe I should buy a BASS guitar. Pluck them
strings. Why bother my regular guitar already HAS plenty of strings
some of them tuned lower than others. I make a good point, but
counterpoint-- bass guitar is different. Presumably notes are
an octave lower or something? That sounds completely plausible.
LMLTURQ. "It's notes are about an octave lower than regular guitar."
So says INTERNET. I nailed it! I hope I can HEAR the notes.
They could be so low I can't register them at all! In which case
man I BLEW this potential hundreds of dollars I spent on imaginary future
bass guitar. If only I can go back in time to The Present and not
buy the bass guitar in the first place. Hey I can. HERE I AM.
I DID IT! I forget what I was supposed to do, though. I
got way too excited that I successfully traveled in time to The Present.
I'll be back!
Hello friends. I'm back! I told you that would happen.
I've got a GREAT track record of Telling The Truth based on this one piece
of evidence. I'm batting ONE FOR ONE in terms of telling truths.
Anyway started listening to The Who: The Band. Gonna go through it in
chronological order! We're talkin started off with My
Generation (That's Them Talking, Not Me, Also This Isn't Part of The Title
Either, It's Just Me). I like it jus fine. The Kids Are
Alright? That sounds MORE than alright to me. Sounds Pretty
Good! Pretty Good being BETTER THAN Alright in this specific
situation). Listened to the Descendents in descending order.
No I didn't. Listened to Built To Spill in Spilling order.
That's somehow completely accurate.
Gonna have cold pizza for lunch today. Better
than alternatives. Cold is better than microwaved. Cold is
better than ovened. Besides I will have Part II of Veal Parmigiana for
dinner which will be microwaved. S o I will get SOME HOT out of today's
meals. Also iTunes Apple Music offered me both Stereo My
Generation and Mono My Generation. At first I clicked on
Mono because you know my feelings about hearing vocals in only one ear.
Then after 5 seconds I was like YA KNOW WHAT? THE WHO PUT A LOT OF
THOUGHT AND EFFORT INTO THIS. WHO AM I TO DISAGREE. And I
put on Stereo. And luckily they played it pretty safe with it.
Some instrumental &/V vocal Tracks are louder in one ear than other, but not
at least they're not COMPLETELY in one ear and not the other. I can
LIVE with this. I have NO CHOICE.
Whatever. What's going on in the wide world of
sports. Mets are on verge of winning their seventh straight game!
That's right-- All Things Being Equal-- they have a ONE IN TWO CHANCE of
having an eight game winning streak! Presuming that if they have
more than an eight game winning streak, we're still accurately calling
it an Eight Game Winning Streak. It's still an eight game winning
streak if they win 11 games in a row. In fact there's three or so 8
game winning streaks WITHIN an 11 game winning streak. WOW THREE 8
GAME WINNING STREAKS!?! THAT SOUNDS LIKE A 24 GAME WINNING STREAK
IF I'M DECIDING NOT TO FOLLOW MY OWN CONVOLUTED INTERNAL LOGIC.
Sounds like a fun decision to make! See you in HELL, Convoluted
Cool. What else is going on and crap. We're
talking I got the pizza with GARLIC again. Nice chopped CLOVES of
garlic presumably. Not just sprinkled on garlic shred bits. Also
got crushed red pepper on the side presumably! I asked for it!
Forget if I noticed it in the box or not! Solid chance its there!
Crushed Red Pepper counts as a vegetable, right? Suddenly I'm
performing a Great Health Experience. Spicy is good for Health
Diet. They say that for some reason. I think PART OF IT is
that spicy food fills you up or something? So you're gonna eat less if
you eat spicy food. Presumably it increases your metabolism.
Body gotta spend lots of energy Cooling Down The Parts Of Your Body Heated
Up By Spicy Food. That's gonna take, what, 1000, 1200 calories per
Spice? This does not qualify as convoluted internal logic because
it is neither logic NOR CONVOLUTED. Kinda internal, I guess. Not
really. It's here on website. That's External.
Whatever. What else is going on and whatnot.
Man just imagining a pick up truck abandoned on the road or maybe in some
grass in a field or overlooking a pond. I feel bad for the
imaginary people who have to live with that! Also that they're
imaginary! Don't even exist! That's the worst thing that could
happen to a person, more or less. It turning out they don't exist.
Sounds about right. I know PERSONALLY if I found out I
didn't exist, that's certainly up there in terms of bad things that could
happen to me. Anyway gonna take some sort of Cleansing Activity either
bath &/v shower when this act is over. Take a walk. Come back
with lunch and Act III!
In the meantime I have to write one more paragraph for
some reason no one is really sure of. The Mets officially won their
baseball game of today. As far as I know. I know Pretty Well
Far. It's over. They won! That's all there is to it.
Also get a load of this, they finally have a positive RUN DIFFERENTIAL.
They're 5 games over .500, but if you take all their SCORED RUNS in the
season and minus their SCORED RUNS GIVEN UP it's POSITIVE NOW.
Meaning they're SCORING JUST BARELY SLIGHTLY MORE RUNS THAN THEY'RE GIVING
UP. That's how I measure how great a team is.
Except for how the playoffs are decided the other way. I guess no one
cares how I measure how great a team is. Has very little
impact on how the game is reported on or played or analyzed. Go
figure. I'll be back soon!
That Makes A Lot Of Sense
Hello again. I'm, "Hello'ing," roughly three times an entry.
Actually, probably more! I may not be EXPLICITLY, "Hello-ing," but I'm
operating under a Greetings &/V Salutations Premise ALL THE TIME.
Anyway I am having pizza and they did indeed include crushed red pepper.
Delicious! What else is going on. Two
#TheBroadwalksEmpireSummerSPringtime left for today. Perfect.
Taking a The Who Break by listening to The Both: The Aimee Mann/Ted Leo
Supergroup. Also based on the firs two tracks I'm getting the
sense that LEFT EAR is Ted Leo singing/instrumentaling and RIGHT EAR is
Aimee Mann. Vocals? Definitely so far. PRETTY sure I can
tell the difference between them singing. Instrumentaling? MOST
LIKELY I'm hearing Ted Leo guitar on left and Aimee Mann WHATEVER DAMN
INSTRUMENT SHE WANTS on the right. But this entire thing Could Be
A Set Up. They've got me right where they want me in terms of
assuming what Aimee Mann and Ted Leo are doing musically individually.
Great, just great. Is there any guitar
track in popular music where it's two people playing the same guitar.
Gotta be, right? There's HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS of Popular Music songs
with guitar. Gotta be at least half a dozen where two people are
playing the same guitar. Sounds like a weird fun Freak Show act.
Oh that was that horror movie. No spoilers but this happen in
horror movie. I won't even tell you which one! Or how it
happens! When I say No Spoilers I MEAN NO SPOILERS.
Also, chance my Brother doesn't come visit on Weekend. No spoilers!
That'd spoil my entry writing routine. I'd have to PLAY HOST and
ENTERTAIN my brother instead of writing entry. It's for a good
cause, though. Entertaining my brother and being good host.
Neither of those things are necessary. Wonderful.
Cool! I'm guessing the Ted Leo/Aimee Mann
supergroup The Both is called The Both because It's Both Of
Them. Off the top of my head that seems to check out. Also one
of the two tracks I listened to turned out to be the theme music to the Ted
Leo/Aimee Mann Supergroup Podcast. If I'm remembering my podcast theme
music correctly. The Who The My Generation Album offered about 2 dozen
bonus tracks. I ain't listening to these bonus tracks. I still
have REGULAR, NON-BONUS The Who TRACKS TO LISTEN TO. FINE I'LL
LISTEN TO THE FIRST ONE BECAUSE IT'S A SONG I KNOW AND LIKE. But
that's where I draw the line. Supergroup is a supergroup word.
Of the words, "Super," and, "Group." Supergroup is not recognized
as a word by Microsoft FrontPage 2000 but that's presumably because Ted Leo
and Aimee Mann hadn't teamed up yet by then.
Cool. Last paragraph most likely! I
can, "Dag," it. I don't understand any of the characters in
#TheBroadwalkEmpiresSummerSpringtime. What are their motivations?
Who are they really? I don't GET IT. It makes sense though
because I don't understand any of the characters in
#RealLifeReailtySummerSpringtime. Who the Hell are these people?
I don't get it! Anyway just finished lunch. Almost done with
entry. What's today. Wednesday May 12th. My 5/12th
Birthday! HOLY SHIT 5/12 is my 5/12 BIRTHDAY. GET OUT OF
THE WAY IT'S NUMBERS RUNNING AMUCK. That's not running amuck.
Pretty standard and obvious when ya think about it! I thought
about it so you don't have to! Suffice to say that's no big
coincidence or interesting phenomenon. Stuff like this happens all the
time and no one cares! Anyway great the entry is over.
I'll be back tomorrow.
May 11, 2021
Oh I Get It
Hello friends. What a wonderful Hebrew Day it's been since last entry.
Finished entry late afternoon. Jewish Days start at night.
Sounds like a Hebrew Day To Me. Also, as in this case, using the
word Hebrew instead of Jewish, 90% of the time comes off like a slur.
But I can say it because I'm a Hebrew. (See, in that case, using the
word, "Hebrew," comes off like a slur). Go figure! Anyway got
some delicious coffee going for me right now. Delicious Italian Food
for tonight. Is pizza really Italian food. Sounds more like
American Food. I GET that its more Italian than other Immigrant Groups
BY FAR but if we're ranking countries as proponents of Pizza I think
America comes 1st in the world. I'm not saying that's good or bad, it
just is! Sounds good to me. Pizza is great. Thusly
America is great for Spreading Pizza across the globe.
Anyway, whatever. What country comes
LAST in the world re: Pizza. I dunno. Antarctica. Is
that even a country. Let's say it isn't. Fine!
Arctic Circle! Let's say that isn't, either. FINE.
I dunno NORTH KOREA. Yep that sounds pretty accurate. I could
have made a joke here but Nope North Korea is probably the Least
Pizzacentric country in the world. How about India. Are they
allowed to eat cheese. Cheese come from cow or something. Can't
eat cow! Cow is holy! Better LTURQ. Also BEFORE
LOOKING IT UP India has lots of people, even lots of people who ain't Hindu.
Anyway lemme LTURQ Anyway. Nah they're cool with cheese.
Wonderful. India probably is in the top 10 countries of Eating Pizza.
Lots of Indians is the point I'm trying to make.
What else is going on. Pizza is but one thing I'd
be getting From Italian Restaurant Delivery. Some sort of DINNER
is the other thing. A PLATTER perhaps. Split that sucker
into two meals and I'm riding high! I don't get considering Cows the
most sacred animals out there. Cows are dumb! Just LOOK at a
cow. Seems pretty stupid to me. I don't get the appeal is the
point! Anyway what kind of music have I been listening to most
recently Why It's Only Aimee Mann. I'm enjoying it! Plus there's
HALF A DOZEN albums I can listen to. That'll last me a long time.
1.5 Jewish Days! Or Regular Days, exact same thing. I'm using
days as a MEASUREMENT of time, not as a way to PLACE time Historically.
Do Jews really get home from work, eat dinner, the sun
sets completely, and then they're like FINALLY A NEW DAY!!! My
guess is maybe that's what Jew Laws seem to imply. It's weird,
though! AHH THE DAWNING OF A NEW DAY. NOW LET'S GET TO BED.
I don't get it! Dumb! Also it's explicitly NOT the Dawning of a
new day. It's the Sun Setting of a new day. Go figure.
Lots of nudity in #BoardwalkEmpireSummerSpringtime. PERIOD NUDITY.
I really get the sense looking at a pair of boobs that its like yep this
is what boobs looked like in the 1920's. FASCINATING. Also
boobs looked Great in the 1920's! I have zero complaints on that at
all! Except for that I wish boobs looked like that in the 2020's!
Oh well you win some you lose some! Dunno what to have for lunch
today. Right now I'm thinkin I got some 45 Calorie Sawdust Dogs in the
fridge, might as well have like four of those with some chips for lunch.
Been a while since I had them sawdust dogs! Presumably they get better
with age. That's how Sawdust works when it interacts with Dogs.
What else is going on! Scale continues
to tell me every day that I lost 2-3 pounds in less than a week. Fine!
AT this point I'll just go with what Scale Is Telling Me Now. I have
no other options! The only other option I have is to ignore scale
completely. Which is impossible! What else is going on!
It's pretty impressive that at even just a moderate rate of dieting, lets
say losing a pound a week, that means every day you lose an entire ONE
SEVENTH of a pound. I can just imagine what Disgusting Fat
Physically Looks Like in my body. It looks gross in my mind's eye!
But the point is after but ONE JEWISH DAY an amount that's worth an entire
SEVENTH OF A POUNDSWORTH is gone? That's pretty impressive in my
uninformed and wild imagination! Go figure!
Anyway. I could be losing muscle and not
fat. Probably 30% fat 70% muscle. Oh well you gotta spend money
to make money! Maybe I'm losing bone. Maybe I'm losing
Organ Bits. I don't have all the details! Ideally it'd be Fat
but ya never know with things like this. Mets have won 5 games in a
row! All things being equal, there's a ONE IN EIGHTHSWORTH chance that
they go on to have an EIGHT game winning streak. I don't know WHY I
had to say that. It went on my mind for some reason. I don't
know WHY I had to think it. No one forced me to. It just
happened! Sorry! Also Of Course Delicious Bagel is main
alternative for lunch. With other options as Bonus Alternatives.
Anyway I'll be back.
Now I Remember
Hello friends & whatnot. Back here with Act II! I think.
Doesn't exactly FEEL like an Act II to me, but logically I'm very
certain it is. Hey, great. Started listening to Something
Else by The The Kinks! I like it! I thought I wouldn't like
these albums that are concept albums and not albums of Individual Hits but
ya know what I like these concept albums that aren't albums of Individual
Hits JUST FINE. 100%, NO, 85%! Appreciating them.
Not getting what I'm supposed to get out of it but hey beggars can't be
choosers. Of course they can. They are CHOOSING to beg.
They have a choice between Begging and Just Plain Dying. Also we all
know Beggars is a word and a fine way to describe someone.
CHOOSERS? Outside of this phrase I've never heard a class of
people described as Choosers. Nor have I ever heard an
individual person described as a Chooser. What does it even
mean? NOTHING that's who!
Great. My Dad was taking a walk when I went to take my
last walk and then I felt guilty during my walk and was like my Mom is
HOME ALONE. What if she gets into some shenanigans like the guy in
that movie The Home Alones. I mean, that's a Nonsense Statement,
but what if she is in pain for one reason or another. No one there to
help her! Oh well everything went okay. As far as I know.
5 minutes ago she asked me to put her phone on the phone charger for her.
Now I'm worried what if she needed that done HALF AN HOUR AGO.
This phone went uncharged FOR MINUTES because of my selfishness!
Doesn't seem right. Shellfishness. Is that anything.
Only 56 episodes of #TheBoardwalkEmpireSummerSpringtime
in total. I was picturing more like 70, 75! Whatta, "Letdown!"
I'd be lucky if that lasts me 2 weeks. Hmm. 2 weeks would be
exactly 4 episodes a day on average. I can do that if I play my
cards right. Also why wouldn't I play my cards right. Easy!
Just make the right decision re: My Cards. Half the time The Right
Decision is pretty obvious. What about the other half of the time.
Just don't get invested in the pot! That sounds like Playing My
Cards, too. I'm making a play to stay out of the pot. FINE
ya got me! Play your cards right 100% of the time! Makes
sense to me. The moral of This Paragraph is make a conscious effort
to watch 4 episodes a day. I can do that. More OCD counting
things to keep my days moving? AMAZING. I'm already having fun
with this re: counting walks and counting calories and counting WHEN to take
walks and consume calories. Now I can count
#TheBoardwalkEmpireSummerSpringtime's! Life KEEPS GETTING BETTER
AND I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT IT.
Fascinating. Four episodes, lets face it,
that's PERFECT anyway. It's A LOT. I'm binging on this A LOT.
But it allows room for other stuff, too! I'm GORGING Boardwalk Empires
but still to SOME extent keeping my insatiable hunger for It's Not TV IT's
HBO Style Content at bay, and doing other things, too! Is there a way
HBO can team up with Dijiorno for Commercial Advertisements. IT'S
NEITHER DELIVERY OR TV, IT'S HBO AND DIJIORNO. Seems like you're
killing two birds with one stone with that sort of thing. Also, makes
sense! You're watching TV, you're gonna want some Pizza Delivered to
go along with it, right? WRONG. What you REALLY WANT is
to watch HBO and eat some NON DELIVERY IT'S DIJIORNO PIZZA.
That's what this potential Commercial Advertisement is to make clear.
Whatever. I dunno. I feel like there
should be a class action lawsuit against HBO with the premise being It
Actually IS TV. And they have to pay 300 million dollars.
I guess that'd be divided between however many households subscribe to HBO.
Off the top of my head? Probably somewhere between 10 and 40 million
American households. Better LTURQ. In 2021 HBO hit 44 MILLION.
Man I was CLOSE with my high end estimate. I must be some sort of
genius or something. Anyway. 300 Million over 40 million?
Sounds like about 8 dollars for each household! THAT'S ENOUGH TO
COVER HBO FOR ABOUT ONE MONTH. BETTER LTURQ, TOO.
Looks like standard HBO is around 15 dollars a month. So basically
It Being TV As Well As Being HBO nets all us subscribers 2 weeks of HBO
Free. That sounds like a pretty fair compromise all things considered.
I don't know why this is an entire paragraph either.
Anyway. What's 1/7th of a pound anyway.
In the low 2 Points. 2.29. EVERY DAY I'M LOSING 2.3 OZ?
THAT'S INSANE. What else is going on and crap. Also
I'm presumably losing more than that. My diet is more significant than
the one presented theoretically in this entry! FASCINATING.
Dunno what to listen to after The The Kinks Album. I've got a few
ideas, don't you worry! Actually I've got One Idea. Well, two
ideas. One idea is A Specific Album I Have In Mind. My only
other idea is Something Else. ... UH OH THAT'S NO GOOD I JUST
LISTENED TO THAT ONE. HERE WE GO AGAIN. Anyway gonna
take a Break now. I'll see ya soon!
Another Day Down
Great! Got Sawdust Dogs for lunch. And ya know what? Taste
SLIGHTLY MORE like Hot Dogs than Saw Dust. If you asked me whether I
was eating a hot dog or some sawdust, ten times out of ten I'm saying Hot
Dog! Hmm if I'm watching 4 #TheBoardwalkEmpireSummerSpringtime
a day, backdated back to when I first started... how many do I have left for
today. THREE? THAT'S TOO INDULGENT FOR TODAY. I'm
gonna have to think on this, how I wanna proceed with this stuff, but I
don't think watching 3 more episodes today is the best course of action.
I MAY decide it is, but right now I think I'd rather figure out A Better
Way. Anyway. Finished The The Kinks. Moved onto ROBYN
HITCHCOCK. Otherwise known as the Band Guy from that movie about
Rachel Getting Married I Forget What It Was Called. Also known as the
Band Guy whose album I listened to a decade ago for a few months! Now
I'm listening to other album! Good stuff!
HBO is making over A BILLION DOLLARS every 2 months and
IT'S ALL PROFIT. I can't think of a SINGLE expense they have.
Hmm. Okay what else is going on. Delicious Dinner in store
for tonight. Thinking about Veal Parmigiana. with Spaghetti!
Last time I was thinking about it I was thinkin hmm I wanna pasta I can
STAB like a Rigatoni. Now I'm going the complete other way!
I wanna pasta I can SWIRL. Main difference between classes of pastas.
Pastas you stab and pastas you swirl. I can't think of another way
to get pasta onto your fork. SCOOP? I guess you can scoop
some pasta. Maybe. You'd have to be pretty good at scooping but
it CAN be done. I was thinking about using Hot Sauce for first time in
two third of a year but then I DIDN'T. What a great story.
I'll remember it forever.
Anyway. Watch some
#TalesFromTheCryptSummerSpringtime when entry is over. I gotta wean
myself off of the #TheBoardwalkEmpireSummerSpringtime teat! Was
originally gonna say, "Tit." I probably SHOULD have stuck with, "Tit."
But how often do you get a chance to say, "Teat?" Hardly ever.
Can't pass that up. Full disclosure I originally spelled Teat
as Teet not just once by accident but repeatedly with intention.
Then I saw I was wrong! Changed the spelling thusly. But I felt
bad about the whole thing so I decided to be 100% honest with youse.
ALSO if we're being 100% honest, Last Act I said something about 300/40
being about 8? I ACTUALLY thought it was about 9. Then it turned
out to be 7.5. And I was ASHAMED of my guess. Changed my
guess to 8. I'll understand if you want me to Resign as Chief
Operator & Among Other Things of Website.
In the meantime though let's finish this entry. I
remember thinking the Robyn Hitchcock album I was listening to in 2008 was
from the 1970's or something. Then I found out years later it was from
2006. Oh well what can ya do. Again, another story I will
remember for the rest of my life. Well that appears to be accurate.
It IS a considerable amount of time later than when this story took place
and I DO still remember it apparently. Go figure! Did I
mention there's a completely New To Me tootsie pop flavor and it's
BLUEBERRY? It tastes good, it's a good idea, but the BEST part is the
wrapping isn't just your regular ordinary blue but a REAL APPEALING
nice LIGHT BLUE which really grabs the eye. I look at this
light blue lollipop wrapped up like that and I just go crazy. I'll
be back tomorrow.
May 10, 2021
This Means Nothing To Me
Nothing means Something. Go figure. Anyway, hello
friends. Great news! I forget what, but there's presumably some
great news out there. Depends on how new something has to be
for it to be news. For example Man First Walked On The Moon in 1969.
That was great news. OR maybe that IS great news.
Relatively new all things being equal is the point. Anyway, my Weight
Scale is unreliable! More than before! I checked TWO DAYS IN A
ROW and it CONSISTENTLY over 2 times had me as losing 3 or 4 pounds in less
than a week from lat time It Was Reliable. Maybe I did! I dunno!
I kinda seem FATTER when I'm getting handsy with myself. I
think when I was More Overweight I figured out ways to block it out by
looking at the mirror only in certain angles and not paying attention to the
Chub all over my body. Now I'm losing that skill and even though I've
lost a bit, what's left is more apparent to me. Ya win some ya lose
some! That's a phrase! SORT OF applies here! Not
Listening to The Kinks Are Some Village Green People Or
Something. Ya know what? I like it! It being Monday, it's
appropriate for me to listen to a concept album and thusly I am and thusly
I'm enjoying it. Anyway here's the Great Personal news-- I settled on
a new TV show to bingewatch Why It's Only The Boardwalk Empires.
And even Greater than Great is that I'M GETTING A KICK OUT OF IT.
Following the plot better than the last time(s) I've watched it. In
the past I was like okay I get that these people are some sort of
criminals, presumably with illegal alcohol. I SORT OF get what the top
half dozen characters are all about. And they're just bouncing into
each other for 5 seasons. Now when I'm watching it I SEE HOW THE
PLOT MOVES scene to scene, sequence to sequence, episode to episode.
I'm actually able to follow what's going on! I don't believe it!
Anyway. 1920's? I LOVE IT!
It's the 2020's now. The Boardwalk Empires never saw THAT development
coming. But the point is this'll last me a solid 1.5 Fortnights.
Can easily get a Doordash Delivery for lunch &/v dinner tonight. I
dunno what! Hey how about some WHITE CASTLE. Been a while since
I had that. Well, the food produced and served INSIDE a White Castle.
I didn't eat the White Castle itself. It's a building! Unless
we're calling their burgers White Castles. Which we're not but
I think that would be a FUN and INTERESTING way to go about things. It
would ruin the logic of this paragraph, but all things being equal, I'm a
big proponent of calling Burgers served in White Castle (currently called,
"SLIDERS,"), "White Castles. Better LTURQ. Maybe it's been
done here and there in times past. Nope nothing on the internet
about that. What was I expecting to find. Of course there's
nothing with that. I dunno I kinda feel in the 1950's they could
have been calling them White Castles. Still though the internet
wasn't around for most of the 1950's yet so that wouldn't have shown up
Cool. I think we should call their French Fries
White Castles, too. The soda they serve on tap? White
Castles. Everything is called White Castles. That's the way to
go! From what I've read of Rankings, the next The Kinks album to
listen to is Something Else. Yes I know I need to listen to
something else next, BUT WHAT. Something else. YES
HELP ME NARROW IT DOWN. Amazing. Did man REALLY
first walk on the moon in 1969. I've heard conflicting reports.
Still up in the air whether it really happened. Also Moon is Up In The
Air. Not really. It's up BEYOND the air. Even More
Up Than Air! Good For Moon. Probably should just eat
something in house for Meals today. Already got 1 meal in house for
today Why It's Only Part II of Freedom Toastcentric meal. I've got
good options for Other Meal! No reason to commit myself to an entire
Delivery Enterprise Experience!
Cool. Main negative thing about The Kinks Village
Green Enterprise Experience is they have it so instrumental and vocal tracks
are panned all the way to the left &/V right for every song.
Instrumental Panning I can live with. Vocal? I can't FOCUS on A
Singing if its only in one ear! Not loud enough! Also my other
ear isn't registering it AT ALL. Don't like it! Presumably
someone should have corrected this for them in the editing process.
Seems like a pretty big oversight! Also I don't get it in the first
place! If you're listening to it On Speaker, not in Earphones, you
can't tell. Why should Ear Phone People have a completely different
experience enterprise than Non-earphone people. You want CONSISTENCY.
You want UNIVERSALITY. You're RUINING EVERYTHING with Panning!
Jeez. Had a delicious Some Mores Pop Tart for
breakfast this morning. I did NOT put it inside of a toaster and pull
The Toaster Trigger. Didn't even put it on a plate. Put it on a
NAPKIN. I can't waste a plate on this! Doesn't makes sense!
Either way I got what I was supposed to get out of it. Was pretty
good! Gonna watch some more #TheBoardwalkEmpireSummerSpringtime and
then take another walk! Now you know my Immediate Next Hour.
Not sure the word, "Immediate," was necessary there. Nice fun word
though. Especially in this context. It's WRONG to use in this
context but in The Greater Context you get the sense of which Actual Context
using it in This Context implies. Easy logic to follow. EASY.
I'll be back in a little bit!
It's Today Again
That happens all the time. Every time I consider What Day It Is,
99.99925% of the time it could accurately be called TODAY. The
point is upon further introspection maybe people do call White Castle
Hamburgers, "White Castles???" Question Marks not part of the
Quotation. But still appropriately placed grammatically. Go
figure! Anyway I'm still pretty sure no one calls White
Castle Frenched Fries White Castles nor the Soft Drinks they serve.
Wonderful! Listening another Descendant Album. Am I listening
to them in Descending Order? If you picture the first album
chronologically as At The Top, and each subsequence album as getting
progressively further down, then... Still no. I haven't been
listening in chronological order. Also that's not what
Descending Means Either. I don't know what descending
means. Going Down! Right? Not GOING right, I'm saying
Isn't It Right that it's Going Down??? Maybe Going BACKWARDS or
something. What do words really mean is the point.
Haven't had a bagel in over a month! I can
have that for dinner or lunch tomorrow. I probably will! I don't
know which yet! Get off my case about it! Anyway. My Dad
was saying earlier today It's 5/10 today, the Day is 2 times the
month. And I was like and last year the year would have been
two times the day. And I don't remember what my Dad said
exactly but I got that the gist of it was this is the most proud of
you I have ever been in our lives. You know that sort of thing.
Good Son! I entertain my Dad's Dumbness! Anyway.
Patriotism Calendar is CONFIRMING indeed today is May 10th. And it IS
2021, meaning last year was 2020, the last two digits of which ARE IN FACT
two times 10. How come I keep going back and forth between using
Digit Numbers and Word Numbers. I don't know WHY but it SEEMS
RIGHT to me!
Cool. In Boardwalk Empire they're trying to
CANCEL alcohol. Doesn't seem right! Anyway
#BoardwalkEmpireSummerSpringtime is OKAY but I think I'm gonna be
supplementing it more with other things than I was with
#TheSopranosSummerSpringtime for the couple of weeks I was heavily leaning
into it. Instead of FOUR OR FIVE episodes of Main Show Binging a day,
maybe THREE OR FOUR. Maybe JUST FOUR. Maybe SIX. Maybe TWO
OR THREE. Maybe FIVE OR SIX. Can't think of any other Maybes
that Have Any Chance In Hell. OH. Maybe ZERO.
That could happen. I think I've covered every reasonable
circumstance. What else is going on and crap. Supplement it
with #TalesFromTheCryptSummerSpringtime, that much is a given. I
forgot why I was talking about whatever I was talking about.
That's giving What I Was Talking About too much credit. I wasn't
talking about Anything.
Fascinating. Bagel WILL NOT be paired with
Egg. Pair it with some Creamt Cheese or something. That's how I
feel for some reason! Eatin' Eggs with Breakfastcentric Lunches &/V
Dinners. Don't need it with Bagels, Too! Glad we covered all
that. A bagel is a Breakfastcentric Lunch &/V Dinner.
I've given myself a lot to think about. I'll get around to it later.
I've got Entry to write! I can't be busy THINKING. Speaking of
Eatings, ate some CHEEZ-ITS: Reduced Fat Edition for first time in Oh I
Don't Know several months? Delicious! I ate Oh I Don't
Know TEN which is roughly Oh I Don't Know FIFTEY CALORIES? I'm
gonna stick with spelling, "Fifty," as, "Fiftey." Maybe add
ANOTHER, "E," so it's, "Fifetey." Nah I ain't gonna do that.
Then I'd need to adjust these sentences immediately following my first used
of the word, "Fiftey," as it is currently. Huh.
Cool! I saw BO: THE DOG died. Presumably.
I read PARTS of a MULTITHREAD TWEET from Barack Obama. Definitely got
the sense Bo has passed. I don't read Twitter anymore! Not 100%
on how I read this! Somehow, I guess! I'm not joking I
don't know how or why I sometimes see portions of tweets, but I do!
I. DON'T. GET IT. Wasn't BO originally a puppy. I
mean, wait, lemme rephrase that. Of COURSE Bo was originally a
puppy. That's How Dogs Work! But wasn't he a Puppy when The
Obamas' adopted him? 12 years later HE'S DEAD? That's not a very
long life for a dog, is it? I dunno. Better LTURQ. Dogs
live 10-13 years. I was imagining more like 14-18. I don't
know WHY. Because I was WRONG about it. Oh I get it.
What do people do with dead pets. Stephen King stories aside, we don't
actually bury them, do we? Hmm better LTURQ. HMM google seems to
be telling me YA JUST THROW THEM OUT IN THE GARBAGE. That
sounds not so great. Oh well, what can ya do.
Gotta imagine there ARE Pet Cemeteries SOMEWHERE.
I can imagine most people throwing out pets in garbage, but some communities
having Pet Cemeteries. Better LTURQ. YEP they exist.
There's over 100 in AMERICA alone! And presumably less than 5% of them
are on Ancient Indian Burial Grounds so it's very rare that them coming back
to life but being evil is something you'll have to worry about. Also
5% of 100? Why it's only FIVE. Crunched the numbers and
everything. I think some people cremate their pets. I guess
that's better than throwing them out in the garbage. But then what do
you do with their ashes. Throw them out in the garbage.
Same in the end! Anyway gonna take some sort of shower. Take a
walk. Be back here with some sort of lunch! See ya!
That Hardly Ever Happens
Hello friends. Back with lunch. What's it been, like an hour?
A little INSIDE BASEBALL for you. This very specific entry,
it's been about an hour since I finished act II! We're talkin WATCHED
TV. Took a shower. WATCHED TV. Took a walk. CAME
BACK HERE. We're all caught up now is the point.
In-between albums as of now! Probably listen to 2nd The Kinks album
(Descending order???) One day it's my goal to figure out just what
Descending means Among Other Things. Listened to a The Descendants
album as the last album I listened to! They get VERY, "Excessable," as
time goes on. I mean I felt ACCESS to them from the very
beginning chronologically but now EVEN MORE SO. Go figure.
Cool! Gotta imagine half of The Kinks are
still alive and making music. Better LTURQ. BOTH DAVIES
BROTHERS ARE ALIVE. Both Musical Icon Brothers. I wouldn't
be in the least bit surprised it there were FELLOW Davies Brothers who just
don't care too much about music. I COULD LTURQ EASY. EASY!
I already looked up their WIKIPEDIA to see if they were alive. Now its
just a question of do I have the motivation to Click Back into my web
browser page where its already loaded up, and potentially have to make one
to three more clicks from that starting point. I can do it. I
CAN DO IT. LMLTURQ. GET A LOAD OF THIS TWIST.
EIGHT siblings but THEY'RE THE ONLY TWO BROTHERS. Them 2 and six
sisters. I am FASCINATED. I've always felt that if I had
only had a sister I wouldn't be so extremely awkward around women. I'd
know where they're coming from All Things Considered. Oh well what
can ya do. I could have also just been not so extremely awkward
around non-sister women in my life and Learned About Them that way Through
The Course Of Things. Oh well what can ya do. Too late now!
Cool. I grew up with a MOTHER. SHE'S
a woman! Yep that checks out I guess. Oh well what can ya
do. Too late now! Just finished lunch. Got
what I was supposed to get out of it and appreciated it, etc!
Wonderful. HEY Boardwalk Empire all about Constitutional Amendment
criminalizing alcohol. But IN REAL LIFE, what actually IS the latest
amendment to constitution. Not fictional like in this TV show.
DELAY LAWS AFFECTING CONGRESSIONAL SALARY FROM TAKING EFFECT UNTIL AFTER
NEXT ELECTION. 1992. Yeah! It's IMPOSSIBLE politically
to have a constitutional amendment That's A Real Thing, but when it effects
THEM congress is like YEAH BUT WHEN IT COMES TO OUR MONEY WE GOTTA
DO SOMETHING. Also seems like not such a big deal! I
think we're operating under assumptions that well if its a constitutional
amendment needs to be a BIG BIG thing. Nope. Some of these
Amendments are snoozes! Lets have some more snoozes that just happen
to be good for people or something, I don't have all the details in front of
Last paragraph! Looks like alcohol was illegal
for about 13 or 14 years. You know A RELATIVELY YOUNG AGE FOR A DOG TO
DIE?!? That's how I feel about things, at least.
Kids bothering me on my walks trying to sell me something or something.
Presumably cookies. I have MANY feelings about this. 1--
DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S A PANDEMIC GOING ON. I know YOU'RE kids but
most of us aren't! Face-to-face salesmanship, NOW IS NOT THE TIME.
Also these sorts of things, where you sign up kids to sell cookies, are
generally Scam Pyramid Schemes, so it is NEVER the time. 2) WHY ARE
THESE KIDS ALWAYS OUT PLAYING &/OR SELLING COOKIES. 50% of my walks
they're outside! THEY NEED MORE TIME TO DEVELOP INSIDE. 3)
SHOULDN'T THEY BE IN SCHOOL FOR MOST OF THESE WALKS??? 4) I TOLD YOU ONCE I
DON'T WANT THEM, I STILL DON'T WANT THEM THE NEXT DAY, TOO. 5) NOBODY
WANTS YOUR DAMN COOKIES. I'll be back tomorrow.
May 9, 2021
I'll Be Here
Part of delivery I accepted yesterday was 2 bags of Tootsied Pops!
Talk about a delicious dessert! You eat three of those over 2 hours at
night that's FIFTEEN MINUTES OF SUCKING. Today is Sunday again
for some reason. Mothers' Day! I think it's a real missed
opportunity that we don't have a widely accepted holiday on February 29th.
And if we DID it's not just based 100% around the novelty of only having it
roughly once every four years. I want it to be just something
unrelated where we're like yeah we SHOULD remember this thing often, once
a year is too much, lets say once every four years roughly. What
would be a good candidate. COUSIN'S DAY. We need to
remember our cousins all things considered. I don't know if we need to
remember them THAT much, though. Once every four yearsworth.
I believe my paternal grandfather had a February 29th
birthday. Could be wrong! I know my Paternal FATHER had a
February 27th birthday. It SOUNDS like yep exactly that's why I'm
confused. But I'm also 50% sure that's a coincidence on top of
that and I was right about Paternal Grandfather's Rare Birthday. OH
maybe that's his DEATH DAY? That's possible. I had the
instinct to LTURQ but I have severe doubts that internet would direct me
towards the right information. Hmm I CAN Look Up Right Quick famous
people with February 29 birthday. I BET there's at least one
person that I recognize their name! TONY ROBBINS AND USHER?!?!
I DON'T BELIEVE IT. PRIME MINISTER PEDRO SANCHEZ OF SPAIN?!?!
AMAZING. The point is I Don't Care About Those People At All.
Maybe Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez of Spain.
Cool! We don't even know if in Spain Prime
Minister is The Main Guy or Some Supplemental Guy. Who knows how
important this guy is at all! Better LTURQ. Googled, "WHO
IS IN CHARGE OF SPAIN," and Google says Prime Ministers since they became
Democracy. So this Pedro Sanchez is a pretty important player on
the world stage. Weird! We hear a lot about British Prime
Ministers, Merkel in Germany, some Macron Guy from France... PEDRO
SANCHEZ IS PLAYING IT PRETTY CLOSE TO THE VEST. I think the name
Spain comes from because they invented Spanish. Not sure
what that sentence accomplishes. The point is I finished
#TheSopranosSummerSpringtime. I dunno what to watch next! Hmm.
It could be ANYTHING. Why... it could even be... YOU!
Well on the condition You Are A High Quality Television Or Streaming Series.
Which you probably aren't. Nobody Is That. It's Not Something A
Person Can Be.
Hmm. Breaking Bad? I don't know just not
the right TONE for the kind of life I wanna live consuming TV over the next
few weeks. Is there a show that's like The Sopranos but isn't a show
that's commonly known to be like The Sopranos like Made Men or Boardwalk
Empire but is Still Just Like The Sopranos but also Isn't The Sopranos.
Hmm gonna have to think on that one for a little bit. That's a good
Google Look-Em-Up. GOOD SHOWS TO WATCH. What if I watched
SEVERAL MOVIES. Several Movies is about equal to A Single Series.
Well, a season. Let's say 3 or 4 movies = 1 season. WAIT A
SECOND. So you're saying if I wanna replicate The Sopranos Viewing
Experience-- 6 seasons-- I need to watch EIGHTEEN TO TWENTY FOUR
MOVIES??? DOES THAT AMOUNT OF MOVIES EVEN EXIST?!?!
Man that sounds like a blast and a half. I
don't even know what the movies are yet but watching Eighteen Movies
AT LEAST? This is gonna be a FUN
#MajorMotionPictureMaySummerSpringtimeToRemember. Haven't worked out
The Kinks to that hashtag yet. Hmm maybe I can listen to a THE
KINKS album. I'm POSITIVE 2 out of 3 of the top albums I haven't
listened to over 75% of the songs. NOT 100% POSITIVE but RELATIVELY
Positive. Anyway. I have a deep realization last night man
this website is weird. People who read this, very possibly the top
adjective used to describe it &/or Me For Writing It is WEIRD.
While I always have hoped the main thing is FUNNY. But YA KNOW
WHAT WHO CARES. It's DEEP. In the end isn't it WEIRD
to want to be &/V BE Funny? It's a weird enterprise! I'm making
a COMMENT ON THINGS get off my back about it! Cool. Getta take
another Walk pretty soon! Those are fun. Isn't THE WORLD WEIRD.
Isn't WEIRD A WORD. Isn't in Freaks & Geeks the main characters' last
names' are Weir. You add a, "D," you get Weird. Title
includes Freaks & Geeks and hidden description is Weirds.
I'm onto them!
Cool! What else is going on and crap. I
COULD make an effort to be less weird. I think I'll do that!
Starting... now. What's going on in the wide world of
sports. Anyway. Hey get a load of this one remember
the movie I Know What I Did Last Summer. I don't know what that
means. I just saw the movie I Know What You Did Last Summer
available on HBOMAX and I thought It'd be Funny Or HILARIOUS if it was
called I Know What I Did Last Summer. Personally
speaking, I DO know what I did last summer. I made A POINT to
remember. Based in hashtags. I had a #MarvelSummerToRemember.
You don't forget a thing like that! Anyway. I still pay for
DIsneyPlus every month but don't watch anything at all anymore. It was
originally to watch The Sumpsons. I can watch THAT I guess.
No reason not to. I'm more interested in a Drama TV Series but there's
drama in The Sumpson's. It has a plot and conflict and characters and
everything. Sounds dramatic to me. Sure there's primarily Laffs
but there's still PLOTS and CONFLICTS and CHARACTERS to follow. Sounds
dramatic to me! I'll be back in a little bit.
That's What I Said
I guess. Back from walk #2. Here with Act #2 and Coffee
#2. Snapple #1. Following the 2nd inning of Mets Game #1.
It's 1:36 PM RIGHT NOW #1. Hmm bet it turns to 1:37 soon.
Maybe even during this sentence that I'm writing right now. N.. THERE IT
GOES. Fascinating stuff. This is good stuff!
Listening to more Descendants: The Band I Recently Realized Has No, "The,"
In Its Name. You can still call them The Descendants for
References Purposes but as a band name Nope No, "The!," My Dad's
monthly nurse is here. Who performs Blood Infusions On Him.
Don't think she's a mother. Probably a few years older than me!
But I don't get a Mother sense from her. SO basically she has
no right to have a good day today and thusly I did not wish her well.
Anyway. I think we all have a right to have a
good day today. If Any Mother Is Worth Her Weight In Salt, they'd
donate their quality day to their kids. So all of us offspring of
mothers let's enjoy today! It's what Mothers Would Have Wanted.
And DO Want. Plenty of mothers are alive. Off the top of
my head I'd say probably 80% of Mothers in America are alive. I guess
what that means is Everyone Alive In America has a biological mother.
And of all those mothers, 80% are living. Seems like a fair
estimate off the top of my head. VERY fair. In fact it's one
of the best estimates I've come across all week! Maybe some people
have TWO biological mothers. You can have one mother where uterus
and/or embryo come from??? And then another mother to have it in them while
baby grows in them and inevitably gives birth to them? I feel
relatively certain that you can have 2 people who perform Mother Aspects on
you pre-birth. I don't have all the details of the specifics,
though. I don't know how these sorts of things work exactly.
Anyway wonderful. About halfway through out
SummerSpringtime To Remember. Then it's onto SummerSummertime.
Presumably To Remember. Maybe not! Maybe it'll be a
SummerSummertime To Forget. Hmm what kind of stuff will I be watching.
That's how we structure our Months &/or Seasons &/Or At Least Weeks.
What have I been watching. Also I've had this laptop for over half a
year now and I need to clean it! There has been accumulation of gunk
on the screen! I'm used to it from starting at it 8 hours a day but
once I clean it it'll be like cleaning your glasses and suddenly everything
is so Brightness & Clarity! Lookin' forward to that. Next album
will be another The Sleater-Kinneys! Also how important is the Dash
in Sleater-Kinney. I feel like it should be within my rights to
just say Sleater Kinney and not have people get on my case about it.
One man's opinion!
Cool. Oh right, The Kinks The Band could be next
after 3rd Sleater--Kinney Album Personal Chronologically. Better
LURQ which The Kinks The Band album I should listen to first. The
Consensus of the first internet ranking I checked is Village Green
Preservation Society. Which works out because off the top of my head
VERY SOLID chance I don't know the songs to this one. Better LTURQ
right now right quick Looking Up That. Hmm it appears I know
ZERO of these songs. Which is amazing because I know A DOZEN or
FOURTEEN The Kinks songs individually! Yep that's Amazing, checks
out. I dunno do I wanna listen to a concept album today? I
didn't think so off the top of my head but MAYBE I can get into, "Dagging,"
it. Concept Albums are all well and good but lets be honest All Things
Being Equal I'll take a non-concept album over a concept album pretty much
any day of the week not counting Thursdays.
Just kidding. Mondays and Wednesdays. That
sounds about right. Gotta have concept albums early in the working
week for some reason. It's more WORK to follow a concept album, I
think we can agree on that. Thusly we should be doing it Mondays and
Wednesdays. Duh! Also having concept albums 2 days a week
instead of 1 day is fair. It's still pretty clear that Non-concepts
are better but it's not INSANE that 2 out of 7 days of the week I WOULD take
a concept album over non concept album. Huh. I lost track of
whether the nonsense I was saying followed any sort of internal logic.
I hate it when that happens! Got Frenched Toastcentric lunch going on
in an hour or two. I like those odds! No odds at all to it!
Not explicitly! I guess there odds in Real Life but just within that
sentence alone, a Frenched Toastcentric lunch was presented as An Absolute!
I was wrong! It's a 95 Percenter!
Cool. I don't know why or how I started writing 6
paragraph Acts. It's pretty fun half the time! First act it's
fun. Second act it's half fun and half not fun. Third act it's
not fun. In the end though you get what you give all things being
equal. Fascinating! What if I did 6 paragraphs act 1, 5
act 2, 4 act 3. Well that's a great, "What If," all things being
equal but NO GOOD! I'm ALREADY INTO PARAGRAPH 6 of Act 2 SO THIS
WHOLE PREMISE IS WRONG FROM THE GETGO. The point is would I like
Fried Eggs instead of Scrambled Eggs most of the time with Breakfastcentric
meal? YES but it's too complicated! Several kinds of fried eggs!
I only want ONE kind. I can't take that kind of risk that I can't
explain the kind of fried eggs I want explicitly and I get the wrong kind!
Better just get a kind of egg I don't want completely so at least there's no
upsetting surprise about it. Yeah! I'll be back.
No One Listens To Me
Hey I'm back! With lunch, etc. Aiming for 4 paragraphs this act!
Not a bad Act Routine Paragraphwise. 6/6/4. A nice even 16!
That's a Perfect Square! Also in high school Stuyvesant, we were all
learning Socially how to become Perfect Squares. Lets be honest we're
squares All Things Being Equal, but at least we can PERFECT (pronounced
Per-FECT) Squares! Also lets be honest at some point in history it
became COOL to be square. Probably with Huey Lious. Who is
probably the band that had the song Hip To Be Square. Better LTURQ.
Yep nailed it! I think its interesting that being Punk is the best
thing in the world you can be musically but in real life if you're A
Punk not so great. Snot nosed punk, as such. Not only
are they presumably a punk but they need to wipe their nose, too!
THAT'S THE LAST STRAW.
Cool. I don't know WHY it's good to be
Punk in music. Doesn't make sense to me, either! Such is life.
Anyway. For the immediate future I can see myself using
#TalesFromTheCryptSummerSpringtime as a bridge SummerSpringtime for a day or
two until I find something else. HMM I can watch the one where it's
the guy who likes a girl but he's a geek but then he uses Love Potion and
then she loves him but then she loves him TO DEATH if you know what I mean.
Or I can watch THAT OTHER ONE that is 90% the same but in the other one the
guy isn't a geek. Hmm Decisions Decisions! Still enjoying
Sleater------Kenney but I am left wondering what band will I enjoy next and
maybe it will be The Kinks Experience Enterprise but I dunno kinda wanna try
something else! I feel like MOZART was the first Punk Band.
I could be confusing Mozart with someone else, but per my immediate
memorythoughts, I Fe... WAIT A SECOND definitely Mozart. We all
saw that movie! I forget what it was called. Movie about Mozart.
And he ACTED a-punk and was MUSICALLY a-punk! Fascinating.
Oh, right. It was called Mozart: The Major
Motion Picture Experience. OH right. "Amadeus." Which
I believe is a reference to Mozart Somehow but they never explain it in the
movie. Fascinating. I finished lunch. It was okay.
Not 100% happy with it. Nothing went WRONG I just didn't Get What I
Was Supposed To Get Out Of It. I appreciated it, I guess. I
mean, it did Nourish me to some extent. My body is certainly healthier
overall having ate it than if I hadn't ate it. More or less.
Hey speaking of Genres of music have you heard about this DEATH METAL?
...Why the, "DEATH?" Sounds kind of Negative. Also does
the music actually have to do with Death. My guess is a little bit!
If you were narrowing words you can associate with the Style Of Death Metal,
the themes and connotation and concept of Death is probably in the top 2
dozen. So I Get It. But I say you can do better!
I'd go with something like SCARY METAL. Or VERY INTENSE
METAL. How about just DARK METAL. Dunno I'm not happy
with this paragraph.
Lots of other paragraphs, too, while we're on the
subject. Also I have no immediate plans but I'd say over 50% shot
I have a lunch of things I've waited a long time for-- 6 Inch Subway
Sandwich + 1 Pop Tart (haven't measured the inches) Tart. Also for
Subway Sandwiches for some reason they measure length while TVs is Diagonal
between length and width. If it were up to me and we were talking
about a 6 inch sandwich I'd assume all things being equal that's a Diagonal
between Length and Width. All things aren't equal though and that's
not the case but what's to be done about it? Nothing! This is
the world we live in for better or worse. For worse in this one area.
Hey that's life! VERY not happy with this paragraph.
That's life I guess! Wonderful. I'll be back tomorrow.
May 8, 2021
If It Isn't Too Much Trouble
I dunno that sounds like too much trouble. I don't know what it
is yet, but that's just the sense I'm getting. Anyway got delicious
Breakfast Beverage of Coffee and Semi-Breakfast Beverage of Snapple.
It's practically juice and juice is hands down a Breakfast Beverage.
Today is a Monthsworth since Personal Independence Day (PID). A month
of walks! I can, "Dig," it. A month of listening to new music.
I'm TOTALLY getting what I want out of that OVERALL and IN GENERAL.
Of course it differs on a Musical Act by Musical Act basis but the entire
enterprise on a grand scale? Not only am I Appreciating It, but I am
also pretty much getting what I'm supposed to get out of it!
Going well is the point. I'm, "Dagging," it! Expecting a
delivery from Amazon Fresh this afternoon. That MAY impact my
schedule. Some of it is stuff that needs to be Refrigerated &/V
Freezered. And for some reason my Dad can't do that on his own.
Maybe he can. I'll ask him. Keep you updated on this situation
as it progresses! No I wont. I might. I guess we'll
have to wait and see.
Wonderful. Possibly gonna have 8 Day Old Meatloaf.
If it looks good. My guess is it will look fine! The meatloaf
was supposed to last only one night but by God's Grace it lasted EIGHT
NIGHTS. That's my pitch for a Reboot of Chanukah. I'm
probably the first one to realize this but man The Descendants were an
influential band not just on ONE future band but on SEVERAL future bands.
Go figure! Sounds more like the OTHER bands were the Descendants of
the Descendants. And The Descendants would more appropriately be
called The Ancestors or maybe The Grandparents Or Something. Maybe
their band name isn't to identify them at all, but a comment on Future
Music. Are band names allowed to do that. I don't think so.
That doesn't sound right at all.
Anyway. My favorite part of The Descendants
so far is I've noticed in at least 2 or 3 songs that they do a thing with a
drum (roll?) where it mimics the sound of dropping a small ball and then as
it drops it bounces quicker and shorter exponentially and the bouncing
becomes increasingly immediate and this lasts Oh I Don't Know five to ten
seconds? And anyway they MIMIC that sound in the music! WOW.
I FEEL LIKE I'M RIGHT THERE, WATCHING A HANDBALL OR SOMETHING GETTING
DROPPED. Maybe they were the FIRST ONES to do that.
Before The Descendants, dropping balls didn't make that noise at all.
They started it completely! Hmm really makes ya think. Is
there a way I can see The Many Saints of Newark sometimes this upcoming
week? Pretty sure they're done with the film. It was supposed to
be released last year. I feel like there ought to be some sort of
avenue I can watch it. I don't think that's asking for too much!
Newark is a weird name for a city. Sounds like a
bastardized way of saying New York. Maybe that's how it started.
I don't have all the details in front of me. Is there a single actor
reprising his role from #TheSopranosSummerSpringtime in
#TheManySaintsOfNewarkHopefullyThisComingWeek. My guess is POSSIBLY.
We haven't been made privy to it but that's be a nice surprise where we're
like HOLY SHIT NOT ONLY IS THAT THE SAME CHARACTER AS IN THAT SHOW I LIKE,
IT'S THE EXACT SAME GUY, I AM ON BOARD WITH THIS 100% IF ONLY I
COULD HAVE SEEN IT EARLIER BEFORE EVERYONE ELSE HAS. That's
ME talking specifically. In the future. Assuming I don't get
to see it this upcoming week which is a relatively safe assumption all
things being equal. Started a new BAG of coffee. You know what
that's like. Pouring the entire bag into an old CAN of coffee because
it's easier to scoop I guess. That's just the way we do things!
Anyway. Why is the mafia so big in New Jersey.
New Jersey is a pretty average sized state. And I get the impression
there's more Mafia in New Jersey than in the huge majority of other random
states. Don't other states have a need for mafia activities? Is
it just because its close to New York? I'd LTURQ but I don't need the
hassle of researching Mafia and then the Mafia finds out somehow and they
pay me a visit and are like We heard you have some questions and I'm
like look I don't want any trouble and then they're like well you
found it. So the point is just EMAIL me answers of why there's a
New Jersey Mafia at
NateSliver@fivefourtyeight.org. Hmm laff-em-ups aside I DO
wanna research Why New Jersey re: Mafia. No immediate answers.
OH maybe there's a large Italian population in New Jersey? I dunno
about that one. Well hopefully The Mafia gets back to me and we
clear all this up.
Wonderful. Hey last paragraph of Act I!
I don't believe it. There's no OHIO Mafia. There's no WYOMING
Mafia. There's no NEW JER... wait scratch that last one.
The point is what else is going on and crap. Maybe there is Mafia
in every state and they just do a lot better job than New Jersey in keeping
it quiet. In which case well done! You're doing much
better than your New Jersey counterparts. My hats off to you!
What else is going on. Take another walk soon. I got that
going for me is the point! Hopefully my Dad accepts responsibility for
delivery if I turn out to not be there. So I can take walks whenever
AND WHENEVER I want. Now that I think about it, POSSIBLE nothing
there NEEDS to be Refrigerated &/V Freezered at all. Probably
2/3rds chance SOMETHIN does. 1/3rd chance NOPE. But those two
possibilities together and there's a ONE IN ONE chance (Definite) that uh
somethin... or nothin... DEFINITELY somethin... I lost track. The
point is Life Goes On.
Nobody Tells Me Nothin
1) Talked about looking into mafia on internet and then mafia finds out and
confronts me before. 2) Best example for Ball Phenomenon I was talking
about before is Basketball. You drop a basketball and it bounces less
and less each bounce but speeding up and it makes a sound NOT UNLIKE a
drumming movement (ROLL?) Descandant: The Band did a couple of times.
Anyway. The thing with the mafia COULD HAPPEN. Also the thing
with dropping the basketball COULD HAPPEN. Anything could happen!
Started listening to Sleater-Kinney. I looked up how to pronounce them
two times and the two times disagreed with each other. I don't feel
COMFORTABLE talking about a band if I can't even pronounce it.
Better look a third time maybe there's a 2 out of 3 consensus. OK
lets do this bit by bit. The Sleater is like as in Christen Slater.
This much we know. Kenney? Sounds like Somehow BETWEEN Kenny:
The South Park Name and KINNY: Some sort of Irish-esque word I'm
guessing. Somehow splitting the difference. Well I guess
I can't talk about this band. Don't know how to pronounce it even
after extensive research!
Whatta jip. Anyway I didn't like the first 2
songs on album but I KEPT AT IT and grew to Get What I'm Supposed To Get Out
Of (But NOT Appreciate) the middle of the album so far. What other
band names have I been getting wrong. Been calling AC/DC ACK
DACK my entire life. I could try to continue on with that
and make some yukk-em-ups with more Musical Act Enterprises. Don't
feel like it! Lost interest very quickly! Also lets be honest we
can't top ACK DACK. It's a funny SOUND to READ. Gonna
take a walk sooner than I'd like so I can be back for Delivery Window They
Specified. They could be getting it wrong! But I can't be here
ALL DAY. What is this some sort of Pandemic Quarantine!?!
NOPE NOT ANYMORE. Life is Regular Life again. More or less.
Seems pretty regular to me. Also this is ME-centric not All Of
Us. I really don't care too much about you specifically. Maybe
you in general. The ROYAL You. I'm invested in that.
Just not YOU AS AN INDIVIDUAL.
Anyway. Hopefully can get in 4-6 paragraphs
for this act before when I set my next walk for. I got half an hour.
I can do that easily if its easy for me to do it! HMM I wonder if the
new Tony Soprano: James Gandolfini's Son is ALSO morbidly obese. I dunno
what I was imagining! I could easily see it going either way. Or
obese but not morbidly. BETTER LTURQ. PRETTY THIN GUY.
Also I saw what he looks like! And ya know what? I don't like
him! PASS. Maybe he's gonna be a great actor, though.
No one is gonna be on board with this jerk just by looking at him.
Just looks like a jerk &/or chump! Presumably he must make up for it with
acting ability. His name IS Michael though, so he's got that going for
him. Well done on that aspect of his character.
Cool! HMM I wonder if there's a CARMELA in this
movie. CARMELA is the Juwanna Mann version of Carmelo Anthony!
Wonderful! And I apparently wonder if there's a Juwanna Mann version
of Carmelo Anthony in this movie! Let's be philosophical about it--
there is a GREATER THAN ZERO CHANCE that there's a Juwanna Mann version of
Carmelo Anthony in this movie about young Tony Soprano in the 1960's Newark.
New Ark? Is that a JONAS reference? Is Jonas what I said
instead of JONAH. Is JONAH what I said instead of NOAH.
There we go. Is that a NOAH reference? Here's something I've
never seen addressed-- what was the deal with FISH and other MARINE ANIMALS
in the flood. Presumably they were completely safe! They already
LIVE in water. Maybe only salt water. Or only fresh water.
But the point is PLENTY OF FISH could have survived the Great Flood by
themselves! Don't need Jonas at all! And I don't remember
Jonah having any fish tank aquariums for fish. Hmm. No one in
6000 years has ever thought of this. Fish in Noah's Ark Flood
Experience Enterprise. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!!!
Doesn't seem FAIR for fish to survive on their own.
What kind of message is that sending to the other animals. Yeah you
animals somehow fucked up the deal that we narrowed it down to only 2 of you
to start over. FISH ARE COOL THOUGH. They've been VERY good
about this whole Earth History Environment thing I got no problem with fish.
Fish are doing fine! That's God talking or something I guess.
Anyway. I do remember BIRDS being a thing on Noah's Ark.
Which is fair. Birds need places to land! Big flood going on?
Nowhere else to land! But birds play a big part that's how they know
the flood is receding. They let a bird go fly around and it doesn't
return or something so Jonah is like hmm must have found land or
something, I don't have all the details, something with birds, though.
That's Noah talking or something I guess.
Cool! Hey I'm gonna fit in six paragraphs in a short
time period which allows me to be BACK by 3:00 PM! Delivery is
supposedly gonna be between 3 and 5! I can be around during that whole
time period EASILY and without mucking up my schedule really too much!
How long was Earth flooded. Was it like a couple of months or more
like 40 years. Or more like I dunno this story has lots of plot
holes I'm starting to doubt that it happened at all. Cool!
The point is I had a Sleater-Kinney album on my iTunes FOR A YEAR.
Better LTURQ. Maybe it was a different Ladycentric Band. YEP
it was them. So the point is I am VERY familiar with Sleater
Kinney despite already forgetting how to pronounce it. Oh right.
Christian Slayer Kenny meets Kinny. Easy. EASY. I'll be
That's What I Was Thinking
HEY just accepted Fresh Amazon Delivery. And am eating Meated loaf
based lunch! We're talkin 2 mini sandwiches EACH COMPRISING ONE SLICE
OF MEATLOAF and Ten count 'em TEN #JoeBidenKettleChipsToremember.
Anyway good day so far! Gonna be done with entry Oh I Don't Know
THIRTY MINUTES SOONER THAN NORMAL? Probably! Anyway lets forget
about lunch. Put that aside for a moment. What's going on with
ENTRY. I'm between Walking Albums at the moment! That
doesn't have to do with ENTRY. It's interesting Subject Matter
for Entry but it's not About Entry in and of itself. Although now that
we've breeched the subject (am I using the wrong word on purpose??) I need
to figure out Next Album. Hmm this is a tough one. Maybe
another Sleater Kinney album. It better be exactly like the one I just
listened to, though! That's where I draw some line!
Cool. Very likely I'm done with
#TheSopranosSummerSpringtime today. If not today, then tomorrow.
If not tomorrow, then... today, like I said. Looking forward to
dinner tonight! I'm thinking a delicious Half a Parade of Broiled
Seafood. What's that about 13 miles. Wait, no. I'm
thinking of Marathons. I dunno what half a parade would be
exactly. I guess it could be 13 miles but I dunno that seems
like a really long parade to begin with. Even Half a Parade by those
numbers is way too long a parade. Better LTURQ. How long are
parades in distance. Macy's Thanksgiving day parade is 2.5 miles.
That's one of your standard parades.
What else is going on. I dunno that seems like a lot
of work for just 2.5 miles. That's more or less just standing
still! I can walk 2.5 miles in 45, 50 minutes. That's nothin!
You wanna get some MOVEMENT in a GOOD parade, make some progress from where
you started. Otherwise what's the point? Also I wanna see a
REALLY FAST parade. What's the fastest parade in the world.
Better LTURQ. Apparently Internet isn't ranking parades by how fast
they are. Seems like a pretty big oversight. I've been
aiming for 2000 calories a day. I haven't gone OVER 2000 calories a
day IN WEEKS. Maybe even THREE WEEKS. Which is a potentially big
sleeper for us having a future word referring to it. We start to make
up some new words soon? "Three Weeks As An Amount Of Time," is at The
Top Of The List!
Anyway. Probably closer to only 2 weeks since
over 2000 calories. Which is a Fortnight I HATE IT SO MUCH.
You start out life thinking Fortnights are great. Only with
experience and maturity do we conclude they're no good and we should have
three weeks words instead. I dunno. Makes sense to me for
some reason no one is really sure of. Here's something no one is
really sure of-- what's the Alternative B-meal I get from Diner tonight.
We've obviously narrowed it down to some sort of Breakfast Meal. I'm
thinking a Belgian Waffle + Egg (FRIED??) + Turkey Sausage &/V Bacon.
Could be the same thing but Frenched Toast not Waffle. Or Chocolate
Chip Pancakes minus the sides. Best 3 options!
Cool. Gonna take some sort of bath or
shower when this entry is done as it will be imminently. Listen to
another The Sleater-Kinneys for next walk. You don't mess with
success! And they've been a success at keeping me ENTERTAINED and
INTERESTED during lo these last walk and a halves. Tomorrow is
Mothers' Day. Stylized as Mother's Day On My Patriotism
Calendar as well as Most Likely On Yours. The point is the extent of
my gift the last 20 years has been Remembering to say Happy Mothers' Day
sometime over the 24 hour period. It's Not Nothin! When I
was a kid I wouldn't even be interested in doing that! Nowadays?
We're talking I REMEMBER ITS A NATIONAL HOLIDAY and SAY A SENTENCE TO
COMMEMORATE MY MOM! Good A+ son #1 World's Greatest Son.
Last paragraph! I can, "Dig," that. NEW
MOON coming up next week. Wonderful. It'd be weird if we
didn't have The Moon. I'm glad we have Moon. Big plus for
us! Where would we be Without Moon. I dunno what else is
going on and crap. How come when people die from drug overdoses
its often like well we don't know if it was intentional or not, could
have been either way. But when a big fat slob like James
Gandolfini dies of a heart attack it's never like well maybe it was
intentional and he gorged himself to death on purpose. Works both
ways! ANyway hey the entry is over. I'll see you guys tomorrow
May 7, 2021
The Way I See It
Friday! That happens all the time! It's weird that by the time we die,
there's a 6/7 chance that we will have lived Certain Days Of The Week more
than other. You're born on a Tuesday and die on a Wednesday?
You've had WAY MORE (Relatively speaking) Tuesdays and Wednesdays than the
rest. Hmm this is good stuff. Is there Astrology for what day of
the week you were born? My guess is probably somewhere I dunno
makes sense to me presumably makes sense to the universe so it pays off with
people making a big deal about it. Pays off for THEM.
You make a big deal about the day of the week you were born, you're going
places in life! Way more insight than the average person! Hmm
gonna look up day of the week I was born. Google says it
was MONDAY. Why would Google lie. Anyway ya know what
I can dig being a Monday Baby.
Fascinating. I was totally picturing being
a weekend baby my entire life. Long weekend. Thursday night,
maybe. My entire life has been a lie. What else is going
on and crap. Does time of day of birth matter? No of course
not that's just silly. That settles that. Accepted Super
Market Delivery Order this morning. It was good! Not too much
stuff! Re-upped with soda and snapple. Good stuff! It'd be
interested if you died the same time of day and same weekday and same
calendar day as when you were born. You know, but later. A
different year. The same year would be a partial birth death and from
what I've heard Democrats are in favor of them. Also Partial Birth
Death isn't a phrase but I dunno maybe it should be. Anyway if you
die 5 hours after you were born how do we know you're not just a JACK
baby and you aged 82 years over 5 hours. In which case lets face it
you've had a long and fulfilling life. No reason to get upset over
that. Anyway. Here's a Philosophy em-up... if you're Dying in
Childbirth... aren't you really being Born in ChildDeath?
Cool! Gotta nice BLUES guitar pick. I
always had it for 12 years but I came across it just recently. It's a
BLUES guitar pick because it's short and stubby. Shorter than regular
guitar pick. Much THICKER than regular guitar pick. You know
like Blues Music. I'm sure they have their reasons for calling it
a Blues Guitar Pick but I am also unsure if they have any good reason for
calling it a Blues Guitar Pick. Better LTURQ make sure there is a
thing called a Blues Guitar Pick and its a thing similar to what I'm talking
about. I had to scroll way down on Google to find a pick that
looks AND ACTS like the one I'm talking about. I was getting excited
that I had a real unique item and that I was going to live out Tenacious D
With Some Pick Of Destiny type narrative over the next few weeks or
something. Nope IT EXISTS for other people out there, too!
Anyway I forget what I was talking about. Blues guitar picks.
Maybe I was confused and they said it was a BLUE guitar pick. It
IS purple and that's as close to blue as you can get! Other than blue!
Anyway, jeez. Chicken Pot Pie for one meal today
Presumably Lunch. 2nd Half of Steak and Potato and Some Carrot for
other meal today Presumably Dinner. Good stuff! After a year on
the sidelines, I've started using my Fun Mini Fork again since Pandemic
Quarantine Ended. I don't remember why those things are linked but
they are. Pandemic Quarantine going on? Better stick to regular
forks. Little fork can't be in dishwasher gotta wash it
individually? Too much of a hassle. But now, I can go take walks
again? Time to break out the mini fork and really start livin'.
Also I think the premise I've been operating under is mini fork is good for
eating because it takes longer to eat presumably because mini fork means
mini forkFULLS. I dunno, though. I think it's about the same,
all things being equal, All things being equal I think all things
You know, that sort of thing. All things
being equal I've been using Truvia. THANKS. That's a good
comment after a joke that KILLED &/or Bombed. Ever hear of Equal
The Artificial Sweetener? Well I'm gonna make a PUN with that!
THANKS! You know that sort of thing. Anyway. Guy who
tried to kill himself and lost an eye is BACK IN BASEBALL and went 0-4 in a
Triple A game. Hmm seems like missing an eye would be a net
negative for a baseball player. Less Depth Perception! Also
if we had three (OR MORE) eyes (regular eyes) would we have EVEN BETTER
Depth Perception? Gotta imagine the more eyes we have The More Depth
We Can Perceive. Sounds great to me. Then again that's an
extra eye (OR MORE) that we have to protect from getting poked out by people
Cool. What's going on in the wide world of sports and
whatnot. We'd need specialty glasses. Anyway this guy who lost
his eye has a PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to start wearing monocles. If anyone
can get away with wearing monocles it's gotta be the One Eyed, right?
They don't NEED Binocles. Maybe this one eyed man doesn't NEED glasses
at all, but he can wear a monocle for style anyway. CAN AND SHOULD. Do
two ears help with SOUND Depth Perception. Gotta imagine maybe
that makes a LITTLE BIT of sense. I can SORT OF imagine that being a
thing. Anyway. Third Ear Blind. I guess it would be
Third Ear Deaf. What else is going on and crap. Hey I wrote
another act with 6 paragraphs. That's FOUR IN A ROW per my
understanding. I'll be back with more in a bit!
What's The Matter You
guess. Another Act has begun! Man I'm getting Delicious Some
Mores Pop Tarts tomorrow. Normally I wouldn't need to eat a Pop
Tart for on average another week or so but I GOTTA work this into my
rotation somehow over the weekend. DELICIOUS. Hmm what if I
had three Some More Pop Tarts as a lunch. OH I KNOW. I got
some meatloaf. Two slices of meatloaf and a Pop Tart. It Just
Makes Sense. Then again, maybe I should save it for when I really need
it. If I eat it ahead of time, then the time I DO really need it, it
will have lost some of its POP SO TO SPEAK. THANKS.
But the point is that's the point I was trying to make in earnest before Pun
Came Up. Better save it for when I need it I'd enjoy it even more!
I dunno I've given myself a lot to think about.
Cool! POP SO TO SPEAK. POP SODA SPEAK.
POP = SODA IN WORD DEFINITIONS. THANKS VERY MUCH. I
add a, "Very Much," when it's REALLY... Somethin'... good or bad. The
point is It's REALLY In Terms of Adverbs. You know what's weird.
There's probably HUNDREDS or even THOUSANDS of AMERICANS WHO WEAR MONOCLES
REGULARLY. Better LTURQ. I don't even know how I would
phrase that for google. How many people wear Monocles.
That sounds about right. Better LTURQ. Ok went with Do People
Still Wear Monocles. 1st result: PEOPLE ALSO ASK-- "ARE
MONOCLES MAKING A COMEBACK?" Boy I hope so. Also, it
appears YES. That settles that once and for all. Great, just
Anyway. Listening to some more of The
Descendants Band and I oscillate between appreciating it and getting what
I'm supposed to get out of it. Not bad! It's covering ALL the
bases. Just like infielders do Collectively. Anyway got enough
of that left over that I can listen to The Descendants Band all day!
Probably decide to mix it up but I don't know with what yet! Whatta
jip! Anyway getting delicious Fat Free Coffee Creamer tomorrow.
It's like what I've been drinking bout roughly 20 calories less PER DAY not
PER PORTION but PER DAY. PER DIEM. How come I don't get a Per
Diem. I feel like someone should be giving me Fourty Dollars A Day.
I dunno where I got Fourty From. Oh, it's been a Plot Point the last
couple of entries. Me insisting I have the right to spell it wrong in
hopes that it catches on and then suddenly guess what I'm The New
Shakespeare re: Making New Words. Also I feel like I could live on
Fourty Dollars A Day as long as my Parents are taking care of me.
Theoretically I can (AND DO) live on Nothing A Day as long as my Parents are
taking care of me.
Cool. I just crunched the numbers and what
I get in Social Security Benefits re: Disabled List is JUST ABOUT FOURTY
DOLLARS A DAY. I guess I knew that subconsciously and that's where I
got Fourty From. Either that or the spelling thing. Also
its a bit LESS than Fourty Dollars a Day. I don't wanna oversell it!
Get off my back it. I wish I WAS on the 60 Day Disabled List.
Then I'd be better after 2 months which is a lot quicker than this Twelve
Years And Counting my Disability has been taking. I feel like I was
disabled all my life and never knew it. NO I don't! Yeah
but what can ya do. Anyway. In baseball they sometimes call
REALLY FAR homeruns moon shots. But has anyone really
ever hit a homerun that landed on the moon. My guess is no of
course not. Thanks.
Wonderful. Do I Toasterize Pop Tart whenever
it is I do eat it? I dunno. Maybe half and half. That
Can't Be Done. If I break it in half and then put one half in the
toaster it wouldn't Pop Up enough that I can get it out of the toaster.
Then I'm stuck with half a pop tart in the toaster. NOT AGAIN!
Thanks. Dunno what that means. Oh, right. I'd have
to turn the toaster upside down and shake it up real good. Which isn't
an ideal situation. Crumbs everywhere! Gotta be Crumbs Aplenty
at the bottom of toaster. And why does it always fall on ME to empty
the toaster of crumbs! I never signed up for this! Doesn't seem
Anyway. Gonna put Chickened Pot Pie in oven in Oh
I Don't Know half an hour? That's not too long a time.
Not too short a time! Just right all things considered! YEP
THAT'S WHY I PICKED IT. Wonderful. Also I picked it Not Just
Because of it being an appropriate time to shove it in the oven, but also,
it being an appropriate time for when I take it OUT of the oven.
To be honest that was the main concern! When I put things in oven
means very little all things being equal. When I take it out and eat
it! Now we're talking Main Concern! Anyway am I happy that
6th paragraph turned out to be a complete and total snooze? No, I'm not.
But I AM happy that if any paragraph had to be a snooze, it should be the
sixth and bonus paragraph. Thanks! Go figure! I'll
Easy Does it
Halfway through The Nirvanas-- In Utero (Have listened many times before).
Thoughts-- Heart Shaped Box is either about Valentine's Day candy OR
a vagina. Scentless Apprentice is a reference to SMELLS like Teen
Spirit. All the thoughts I have 5 songs into 12. A dozen
bites into Chicken Pot Pie. Thoughts-- a little too big for my
tastes. Ideally this would be 85% of the size it is now. For
this specific meal. Don't hold me to These Chicken Pot Pies Should Be
85% Of This Size ALL THE TIME. ALTHOUGH if I had to make an argument
for it being a different size ALL THE TIME-- I'd say lets go with It's
Always 90% of the size it is now (and presumably is always).
Meet me in the middle!
Cool. I could always just eat 85% of it.
Maybe that's how they do things in your house but in my neck of the woods I
dunno I forget what point I was trying to make. Done with
#TheSopranosSummerSpringtime within the next couple days. Then its
onward and upward to new things! The point is I'll need something else
lined up to listen to after Nirvana: In Utero is over for next walk.
Something'll come to me. How about another Descendant album.
MAYBE IT'S JUST ME but DescendanT seems to be an early precursor to Popular
Punk. Particularly Early Green Day lets talk about it! SHOULD we
be stylizing Green Day as, "Greenday?" I don't know. Probably
not! That's an entirely different band. MAYBE a better band
MAYBE a worse band we don't have all the details in front of us! Not
only is there more to this chicken pot pie than I want, but there's notably
more of the BAD STUFF. The CORN, PEAS What Have You.
Anyway. Chicken pot pie wasn't as big as I
thought. The heat expanded it. Was a little bit hollow inside
just a bit but noticeable a bit. The good news is I just threw out
what I didn't wanna eat. We're talkin' maybe 1/4th of the fillings.
Maybe 1/7th of the entire meal overall and whatnot. Hmm that sounds a
lot like 15% to me (INVERSE OF 85%!) Lets see WHAT IS 1/7?!?! THE
DAY AFTER JANUARY SIXTH: INSURRECTION DATE. No but really WHAT IS
1/7?!?! 14.3%. SOUNDS PRETTY CLOSE TO 15% TO ME. I forget not
so much what I was talking about but more WHY I was talking
about. Re: Heart Shaped Box, are Medical Nooses a thing?
I can't think of a good Medicine Use for nooses. Better LTURQ.
Hmm he appears to be singing of Umbilical Nooses. I dunno sounds
like Medical Noose to me. When googling it there is a metal
band with a song Medical Noose. Solid 85% chance its a
reference to Nirvana. Thus vindicating me completely and in total.
Also solid 85% chance this is a metal band. I don't
know. The entry is almost over! I stop after this paragraph a
nice even 16 paragraphs for the entry! It's EVEN (Multiple of 2) and
NICE (Well mannered). Alright everything should be okay but we've
got your Medical Noose handy just in case. It could happen!
Looking forward to Sopranos movie. Current theory-- it turns out It
Was All Just A Dream. Actually that fits for The Sopranos more than
ANY OTHER TV SHOW IN HISTORY. Multiple episodes were long parts of
the episodes turn out to just be dreams! Well then that settles it!
It Was All Just A Dream! Also I'm under the impression the it
was all just a dream is a cliché due to a real show (I forget which
one!) where they DID do that and in the end it turned out it was all just a
dream. That's MY impression. Anyway I'll be back tomorrow for
some reason presumably!
May 6, 2021
Here Hold This
guess. Got some coffee going. Got some oranged juice going.
That's about all I have going right now! I like watching
#TheSopranosSummerSpringtime because I'm REALLY excelling at watching it
this time around. Look, I'm better at understanding the characters and
relationships between characters better, that's a given. I get better
at that stuff with every viewing of everything! But for Sopranos this
time around I am absorbing the PLOT better. In past times the
multi-episode and even multi-season arcs just didn't register with me!
Each episode's action seemed like its own individual thing. Because
I'm an idiot or something! I can't blame Phone for not paying
attention. Didn't even had FunInternetPhone first time or two around!
I'm just an idiot or something!
Maybe next time I'll uncover EVEN MORE plot. It's
certainly possible. I can't imagine it as of now-- I'm already
absorbing SO MUCH PLOT. But all things being equal I can GUESS there's
more plot to be taken in! Anyway what else is going on and crap.
Today is MAY SIXTH. Thursday! In the month of May! Yep
we covered that with, "May Sixth." Well I just wanted to make it
abundantly clear! I got nice Bens: The Deli Delivery for tonight MOST
LIKELY. Ben is a mouse that lived with what's his name. I wanna
say CLIFFORD? Oh Willard. I figured that out without
looking it up! I typed Clifford and Willard is close enough
that it came to me just by typing Clifford! Also mice and rats
are disgusting. I wouldn't be friend with a mouse if my life
dependended on it. Maybe I'd TRY to be friends with the mouse if my
life dependended on it. Really pot committed to Living and I'd want to
continue that by all means necessary. I think I'd FAIL though.
Just can't do it! We have nothing in common in addition to the mouse
being disgusting! Oh well There Goes My Life.
Such is life. Do cats really eat mice.
That's not an appealing look for a cat. Ripping a mouse to shreds.
Look I don't like mice as much as the next guy but this cat has got to play
by society's rules. Can't go ripping animals to shreds no matter how
disgusting they are. There's gotta be a better alternative to ripping
mouse to shreds in terms of getting it out of my immediate vicinity.
Also it's a Sin to de-claw your pet cats. Hows the cat gonna claw a
mouse to shreds now? Not gonna happen! Totally useless cat now.
Now mice are gonna walk all over your cat and your cat can't do a damn thing
about it. Why do you want Mice to walk all over your Cat? Whose
side are you on anyway? Also, do Dogs &/V Cats KNOW that dogs are
higher up on our imaginary hierarchy of House Animals? Doesn't seem
right that society would deem dogs are above cats in the first place but WE
know that's the case however unfair it is. I'm wondering if THEY know,
Cool! Gotta imagine Helper Monkeys are above
Dogs. Whose gonna Help the Helper Monkey. Hmm. A
disabled person needs a helper monkey to live, great-- but someone needs to
take care of the helper monkey! Unless helper monkey has been trained
to feed itself somehow and whatnot. I guess you can train a Helper
Monkey to Help Itself. Well, YOU can't. I can't.
But whoever is training Helper Monkeys in the first place can probably do
it. Anyway. What's the consensus on people shaving if they wear
masks outside of the house 100% of the time. I'm asking because I now
can shave myself with Hair Cut Apparatus. It takes maybe half a
minute. With an extra 5 minutes in terms of setting it up and cleaning
up and putting it back for safe keeping. And I KNOW how to do it.
So basically I WANT to have fun shaving again but I feel I don't need to
with mask on all the time.
Great, just great. Figure I'll cut hair with
Father's Help every 2, 2.5 months? Seems reasonable. Maybe 3!
I don't know how this hair is gonna grow out we'll have to wait and see!
I think it's been 3 or so weeks since haircut. Less than four weeks.
Maybe JUST SLIGHTLY less than four weeks that we're supposed to round it to
four weeks? I don't have all the details in front of me. I
dunno let's just say three weeks okay get off my back about it.
What if your helper monkey becomes self aware and decides to go rogue.
He realizes he's in service for you as his whole purpose and decides he
wants better for himself. It could happen and it WILL happen.
I think this is how Planet of the Apes Starts. Except they're
apes. This is a monkey. Maybe we can have Helper Apes I don't
know and I don't want to know! Kinda do wanna know. Better
LTURQ. I feel like a chimpanzee can help us. Better
LTURQ. NOT SEEING ANYTHING RE: HELPER APES.
While looking at details of Helper Monkey the first
thing they said was He Can Microwave Things. That's the main priority
I guess. Using the microwave. I'm not gonna argue,
microwaving stuff is important, I can see that. Also SO NOW THE MONKEY
IS BEING EXPOSED TO RADIATION. This is REALLY how Planet Of The Apes
Starts. It's like a cross between Godzilla and planet of the apes.
Apes get super smart because of radiation. Prove me wrong! It
can happen! It WILL happen. Either in real life or in future
fictional adaptations to this story. We're talkin probably STEAK
for tonight and again sometime the next day. It's DELICIOUS and
NOT TOTALLY UNREASONABLY EXTRAVAGANT. There's a
#TalesFromTheCryptSummerSPringtime where a lady feeds a dog a steak.
So based on this information I feel like I'm not being a jerk by eating
steak. Dogs eat it! In fiction! And the premise is that
she's overindulging the dog! So I can eat it. That's also
why I feel its in my right to have a Siamese miniature twin brother who
grows out of my hand and we do ventriloquism acts together. If
that's how I wanna spend my life GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
Plenty Of Titles Left
guess. Time for Act II! What kinda fun do we have in store for
ourselves. Coffee II plus Same Glass Of Oranged Juice But Part II Of
Glass. The great news is I'm into the 150's Of Pounds according to my
proven-inaccurate scale. Good enough for me! How do we
know that every other scale in the world is inaccurate and this one is the
right one? We don't know! Also I bet if we got together a
hundred scales, Oh I Don't Know THIRTEEN SCALES would have me at even less
poundage than this one? You gotta look at the bright side of things.
Well, not too bright. That could hurt your eyes. Better to look
at the dark side of things. Safer. Also, more character.
Because of shadows and whatnot. Let's gladly look at the dark side of
Anyway. Taking a Bath &/V Shower when this Act is
over. Probably. That's my impression. Into my Third The
Descendants Album. I like it! Time for a break, though! I
dunno what to listen to! Maybe another WIRE album I don't have all the
details in front of me. Also I'm gonna be totally upfront and honest--
I'm considering getting FREEDOM FRIES as a side for my Double Dinner of
Steak. Why not! Treat myself! Eat A DOZEN or so Frenched
Fries as opposed to half a baked potato. Presumably I'll still be in
the 150's of pounds thanks to Faulty Scale anyway! Does the scale
recognize Itself when taking weight. Hmm that's a real
Philosophy-Think-Em-Up-Brain-Teaser. NO it isn't. It doesn't.
We'd be aware of it if it did. Then again how do we know FOR
SURE. We don't! We've just been GUESSING scale doesn't
include scale in weight assessment! Hmm at this rate I might
solidly be in the 158'S of pounds. Today just keeps getting
better and better!
Cool. Also if we took Scale to Moon would it give
accurate weight assessment or would it still be attuned to Earth weight
assessment. Hmm that's an interesting question to ask a scientist.
Next time I see a scientist I'm bombarding him with Home Person Scale Weight
Assessment Questions. I like peeing before checking my weight.
You pee for a good 10-15 seconds you get the sense ya know what if I had
a nice carafe of this urine it'd really be relatively heavy. Scale
might hopefully be giving me some good news in a second because of this!
Anyway I've talked about all this before. Except for hoping I'd be in
the 158's of pounds if scale counts scale. That's brand new because it
specifically refers to my accurate weight on inaccurate scale being 159.5.
I've been that weight a dozen times IN TRANSITION but I don't think I've
ever referred to that exact weight on Website before. If I did I AM
SORRY I FUCKED UP BAD!
Cool. What else is going on in the wide world of
sports. I wonder if they touch on whether Tony Soprano dies at end of
The Sopranos in Prequel Film at all. Maybe there's a scene where he
sees a fortune teller and the fortune teller is like there will be a time
in THIRTY OR FOURTY YEARS, DEPENDING ON WHICH UNEQUAL TIME LINES WE'RE
TALKING ABOUT, where you're at a diner with our family and you're listening
to Jukebox and ANYWAY YOU DON'T DIE THAT NIGHT. Man
oh man would that scene get people talking! HOWEVER we don't know if
this fortune teller is telling the truth. Pretty prescient that the
fortune teller knows about this Diner Night. But she could have her
specifics confused re: Him Dying or Not Dying that night. Last entry I
used the word Forty and spelled it Fourty and then when I was
done and doing spell check, spell check corrected me and said it's spelled
Forty and I was like YA KNOW WHAT FUCK IT. I'M STICKING WITH
FOURTY FOR SOME REASON!!! I don't have a good excuse. But anyway
it just came up again and AGAIN I'm sticking with, "Fourty!"
Wonderful. I wonder if watching Prequel Movie
there will be aspects of it that makes us watch Original The Sopranos Series
To Remember differently. Whole new contexts we don't even know about
that aren't just Stand Alone Contexts but make us return to the series
seeing things in a whole new light! That sounds WONDERFUL AND
EXCITING but also TERRIFYING AND UPSETTING. I told you I'm doing
better this time around re: Watching The Sopranos Well. Now you're
telling me I've STILL been Way Off? C'mon! I just can't win with
you people! You Sopranoes People! Anyway what else is going
on and crap. Got delicious Barbacoa Burrito Bowl for lunch in a
little bit. Barbacoa is Chipotle for Meat.
Probably should be calling it a Freedom Burrito Bowl. Damn Chipotle
Speaking Countries Now who don't like our freedom. What is everyone's
problem with our freedom!?!
Anyway. Last Act I had a bonus paragraph.
Gonna go for it again this act! Can't take a shower yet anyway.
Dad is taking a walk. And I'm listening for Delivery Door Bell.
It's not Delivery It's HBO. Anyway. Hmm do I pour Chipotle
Burrito Bowl out onto a plate so I can EVENLY microwave it as opposed to
just the top getting microwaved? I dunno! Another thing in that
option's favor is they have some ingredients (I'm looking at YOU Pinto
Beans!) all on the bottom. The ingredients are divided evenly!
Totally sequestered! Putting it on plate not only ensures its
microwaved evenly BUT ALSO that I can more easily have forkfuls with
multiple ingredients more better! Huh. Hey bonus
paragraph! Never said it would be an ENTERTAINING bonus paragraph!
Jokes on you! So it WAS joking after all. Huh. I'll be back
in a little bit.
Now That I've Got You
Hey! Got lunch going on. Freedom Meat Burrito Bowl. Very
hungry for liquids right now! It's kind of like being thirsty, because
I want to consume beverages, but it's coming from a Hungry For Food place in
my belly. Either way I'm drinking a lot of soda and its getting better
over time. Maybe I'm just hungry and threes some misfiring in my brain
or something. I don't have all the details in front of me.
Anyway went back to some YoLo Tango. Good stuff! All that
proto-Pop Punk was STARTING to make me feel like my family wasn't safe.
I was just starting to get that inkling so I decided to change things up.
Anyway what else is going on. GREAT NEWS my Family is
getting Amazon Fresh and there's a handful of things from them
regular Super Market Delivery doesn't have. We're talking
TOOTSIED POPS. We're talking POP.. TARTS: SMORE EDITION WHY IT'S ONLY
THE BEST FLAVOR OUT THERE. We're talkin Fiber One Cookies.
Nothin' to do with, "Pop," in their name. Still though looking forward
to them. Oatmeal Raisin! I haven't had a nice Oatmeal Raisin
cookie in a long time! Seems like a big oversight! Whose
oversight would that be. God I guess. God forgot to give me
an Oatmeal Raisin cookie in the last 14-18 months. Oh well that's
life I guess. I'm sure God has his reasons. Maybe he
doesn't. I don't have all the details in front of me!
Cool. We're talkin a 2 parter Steak Dinner.
We're talkin' a Chickened Pot Pie. God is Good! That's what
Muslims say. Which is odd because it's most interesting in English on
account of the words being practically similar! In Muslim (Arabic?)
the words probably are way off. Allah Ackbah off the top of my
head. Better LTURQ. Akbar. Upon further introspection
THOSE WORDS are pretty similar, too! Hmm whats that all about.
The Arabic words aren't that similar. Nah I guess not.
Also yes Arabic is the language involved in that there phrase. Also
GOD IS GOOD? Sounds like you're underselling God a little bit.
I'd hope that if you believe in God you feel that he's at least SLIGHTLY
better than GOOD. That's my hot take. Google said
Allah Akbar means, "God Is Most Great." I dunno I feel like it means,
"God is good." And that's a hill I'M WILLING TO DIE ON.
Uh oh no I'm not. Was worried for a second
someone would take me up on that and make me die on some hill for some
nonsense I KNOW is wrong. Technically I can end this entry any
time I want. Because of Bonus Paragraphs in previous Acts I am already
at the standard 15 paragraphs. Gonna keep going, though! Dunno
how long but presumably no more than 6 paragraphs for this act. Just
finished lunch. Think I'll stop entry after this paragraph.
Because I like to MIX THINGS UP. Anyway in the mean time lets have a
fireside chat. Hey you by side of fire. Hey when I smoked
cigarettes and people would ask me either for a cigarette & a light or just
a light I would HAND THEM MY LIGHTER. Some people, MOST PEOPLE,
standardly are like GREAT LEMME LIGHT IT FOR YOU. Keep that
cigarette in your mouth and my hand will reach it and set the cigarette on
fire! NOT ME. I don't invade people's space! That's
TOO INTIMATE for me and I don't feel comfortable with it! Hand them
the lighter and let me do it themselves.
Also IT'S A SIGN OF RESPECT. Here ya go, I
trust you to be able to figure out how this works on your own. Not too
complicated. Push down here with your thumb and whatnot, you've seen
this on TV, you can figure it out! I HAVE COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAITH IN
YOU. Anyway I feel more comfortable writing 5 paragraphs this Act.
So here we are! I feel like I'm starting to form impressions on the
majority of bands and/V musical acts I've first listened to in the past
month that will last me a lifetime! This is just the BEGINNING of me
having thoughts &/or opinions &/or observations on Yo La Tengo but
what I've already got is a relatively substantial impression that will
solidly last me however long it takes to form more COMPLICATED and INTENSIVE
and INSIGHTFUL thoughts, opinions, and/V observations! WONDERFUL.
MIGHT AS WELL WRITE SIXTH PARAGRAPH FOR ACT III.
Why am I yelling at myself? Doesn't seem very
respectful at all. Also all things being equal I like myself.
Leave myself alone! I think there should come a time and place
where I eat two candy bars for meals. I dunno WHICH candy bars.
Presumably NOT ONES WITH NUTS. I can tolerate a Snickers but I'd
PREFER NUTLESS. Nutless isn't a word? I dunno sounds like a
word to me. Maybe a Coco Nut. If I've gotta have nuts, I'd
enjoy a coco nut, as opposed to tolerating most other kinds of nuts.
Hey great the entry is over. I'll be back tomorrow!
May 5, 2021
Let's All Take A Breath
In fact lets take Breaths over and over again. One breath just isn't
gonna cut it re: Staying Alive. Hey I had a wonderful
non-Breakfast-Liquid Breakfast today. In addition to the Breakfast
Liquids (Coffee &/V Oranged Juice) I had a Pip Tart! No real gunny
way of saying a word instead of, "Pop," in, "Pop Tart." Poop Tart
doesn't ring out. Pip is just dumb. Prep Tart? I dunno
what that means! I'm never gonna make it in Open Mic Comedy if I
can't replace the word, "Pop," in, "Pop Tart," with a similar sounding word
for some reason no one is really sure of. Also I'm never gonna
make it in Open Mic Comedy WITHOUT that qualifier. Just plain
never gonna make it! Oh no I was hoping that'd be My Next Thing.
It could still be my next thing. I'd just be bad at it and no one
would want to be my friends :-(.
Anyway. Had delicious Potato & Egg Hero last night!
Half of it, anyway! And ya know what? It was delicious! I
was pleasantly relatively surprised that it was a relatively pleasant
experience all in all. Got PIZZA for upcoming meal, part II of Hero
(paired with something??) and a Chipotle Burrito Bowl Enterprise.
Maybe pizza for lunch. I've narrowed it down to maybe I dunno
got several options why commit now best to keep options open. I
got pizza with GARLIC. That's hardly a topping at all! Garlic is
practically zero calories! Better LTURQ! YEP practically zero.
So basically assuming the zero calorie garlic rubs off on the pizza I'm
looking at a Zero Calorie Lunch. That's how garlic works!
Probably gonna put pizza in MICROWAVE. I can do MICROWAVE or OVEN or
even EAT IT COLD or Perhaps ROOM TEMPERATURE or maybe JAM IT INTO THE
TOASTER. I could think of unlimited more options but these are the
most likely one. It's unlimited! For example lets say I take
the pizza out of the fridge, fold it into a magazine, sink that to the
bottom of a swimming pool for 3 months, and then retrieve and eat it.
That's just one of Infinity things I might do with pizza.
Cool! Pizza magazine won't sink to bottom of
swimming pool. Gonna float at the top. Not if I connect it
to some anvil or something. That shut 'em up. Also I came
to the conclusion last night before ordering food that oh right Potato
Egg Hero from Italian Restaurant probably has Tomatoish Sauce on it.
Better specifically say not to include that. And I did! And
they didn't! And it all worked out in the end is the point I'm trying
to make. I may have to PAIR half hero with something else! Last
night wasn't very hungry so half hero was enough. This time around?
I DUNNO. My MOTHER got Bakedish Manicotti and left some over and we
AGREED I may have a bit to pair with Half Hero. That's still on the
table! Well it's in the fridge now! It's on a table in the
fridge! Fridge has multiple level surfaces so we can fit as much as
possible into it! Level Surfaces are Tables!
Cool. Was walking by Mailwoman during recent walk
and she said hello and I said Good Morning. Then I started doing
calculations in my head as to whether it was probably past 12:00 or not
(upon later introspection I determined it to be around 12:00, 12:02.)
So now I'm in my head whether I did the right thing. I feel Good
Morning is still REASONABLE at just barely after noon. I don't think
she's gonna be judging me too harshly. Good afternoon is obviously
DEFINITELY reasonable. Because it's correct. I dunno. Even
if it was 11:30, to me that's afternoon. I know it's not after noon
but it feels like An Afternoon Time. We've discussed this
before. But the main point is she's judging me for thinking its
morning off the top of my head? WHERE DOES SHE GET THE NERVE.
Anyway. I shouldn't be talking to people anyway.
Not safe! Anyway what else is going on. Today is 5th Of May!
Who celebrates Cinco De Mayo exactly. Off the top of my head it's
probably specifically one Latin Country as opposed to all of them. And
maybe it spread to all of them but I think it originated with one.
That wasn't Spain hundreds of years ago. Better LTURQ.
Celebrated Mexico's defeat of France in 1862. Odd that even in
America we celebrate a date of Mexico's Defeat of France in 1862 and do NOT
know the history of the date we're supposed to be Remembering And
Celebrating At all. Seems like the holiday is a FAILURE. It was
supposed to GUARANTEE we'd remember and NOPE NONE OF US KNOW IT. I
didn't even know Mexico had a problem with France! Now I do!
Better LTURQ for further research now I'm interested! Eh started
reading and I quickly became Uninterested. Either way though
MEXICO WIPED THE FLOOR WITH FRANCE keep it in mind for the rest of the day!
What Am I Saying
Hey! Listening to The U2's. Another band where most songs sound
like most other songs. Per my current impression! Anyway not
Appreciating it OR Getting What I'm Supposed To Get Out Of It BUT I am
enjoying it to some extent! That's gotta be worth somethin' I guess.
Anyway right now looks like I will have COLD PIZZA for lunch today IN
ROUGHLY AN HOUR FOURTY FIVE MINUTES OR SO. I can't wait!
I had some Garlic Bread to tide me over. Delicious! I'd eat
garlic bread all day long if I had to! Well if I HAD TO that's not
really an endorsement of any kind. I HAVE TO. OF COURSE I would
do something I have to do. But the point is All Things Being Equal
I WOULD VOLUNTARILY eat garlic bread all day long. All things being
equal WHAT'S THE DEAL with that phrase. All things are either
ALWAYS equal or all things are NEVER going to be equal.
Depending upon which philosophy you ascribe to that day. And also why
does All Things Being Equal always speak to the positivity of the thing that
it precedes. All things being equal This Thing Will Happen.
WRONG. I think All Things Being Equal Whatever I'm Saying Will NOT
That makes sense to me. Solid 25, 30% chance
it makes sense to you! Gotta come up with the next thing to listen to.
How about some SPANISH SPEAKING band in celebration of May Of Fifth.
Hmm off the top of my head PITBULL? I dunno about any of this.
I speak English I feel like I' be a, "Race Traitor," if I listen to Spanish
music. What The Hell. I saw Donald Trump is gonna have a
Social Media Network. That's all I know. I read the headline,
Donald Trump Is Gonna Have Some Sort of Social Media Network and that's
all I got. Sounds scary! These people are going to be
radicalized and it'll be a Scary! Or maybe it will be a huge flop and
be a Funny. Either way gotta imagine they won't tolerate Race Traitors
like me! FINE! I'm HAPPY. I Don't need them anyway!
Cool. Also I just looked it up and apparently
Donald Trump's social media platform is just a blog. Hmm go figure.
Sounds like a Funny Huge Flop to me ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL AS OF NOW.
Also I can EASILY be wrong but I read lots of Trump Tweets back in the day
and it was VERY RARE if EVER that he would write Tweet Threads. Now
he's writing a blog? I don't see it! He could easily have
written his fair share of Threaded Tweets and I just don't remember.
All things being equal I Don't Really Care That Much. Maybe I can
listen PEARL JAM next. If not me, WHO! If not next, WHEN!
If not Pearl Jam, SOMETHING ELSE. The point is whatever Donald Trump
Social Media Enterprise becomes I assume it will be first and foremost some
kind of scam. Presumably a short term money scam to milk the users.
Or maybe a slightly more complicated mid or long term scam. Probably the
short term scam! All things being equal that's what I'd expect!
Milk the users. BILK the users. I feel like if Bilk is a word
this is presumably a good guess for where its used. NOPE Bilk is
ALMOST the right word but it's ALSO ALMOST the EXACT OPPOSITE word.
Let's stick with Milk All Things Being Equal!
Anyway. It could be a Radicalizing Scam and not
Money Scam. Or most likely a combination between Radicalizing Scam and
Money Scam. The point is what else is going on all things being equal.
Probably whatever else is going on even if all things were unequal. Or
if some things were equal and other things were unequal. TERRIBLE
NEWS the WIRE connecting my HeadPhones to my PhonePhone has gotten twisted a
lot over the last 2 weeks and NOW it shorted out for a few seconds before
coming back in for the rest of my walk. We're talkin the volume
decreased by half suddenly with some distortion before coming back to
regular. I can't deal with that! And wireless headphones aren't
in the cards until I fight AND DEFEAT Bathroom Mold Experience.
Something's gotta give. Maybe the thing that will give is I fight
AND DEFEAT bathroom mold experience. If not how, when. If not
that, who. If not now, huh?
Last paragraph of Act II! I love it! I'm
going to be honest I had two small bites of pizza last night. We're
talkin I had a bite of crust of one, and then I bit off the tip of regular
part of pizza for the other. I don't know WHY. I guess I'm OUT
OF CONTROL. At least I knew it would ultimately be my pizza. I
was sure of it! If I thought someone else might be having that pizza I
wouldn't have done it! That's where I draw the line! Also I'm
gonna be honest I soaked up the pizza grease with paper towel last night!
Why wouldn't I be honest about that! It's pretty standard and doesn't
reflect badly on me at all! Some people ONLY eat the grease on
pizza. Dunno best way of consuming that. Eat paper towel
after its been soaked? Lick pizza over and over again until you've
gotten all the grease and none of the pizza? Somehow squeeze the
grease into some cup and drink it? I don't have all the answers.
Anyway I'll be back!
I'll Need To Think On That
Hey! I got lunch going on It's Called Cold Pizza. Delicious!
Maybe a step or two below Delicious! But solidly GOOD all things being
equal. Listened to a The Descendents Album! They're pretty good!
Not a lot of roles for ROBERT ILER these days. Maybe there are.
Better LTURQ. I just went to google to look up if there are any
roles for ROBERT ILER these days and then was like wait I don't really
think I care that much. OH WELL at this point better LTURQ just to put
my mind at ease. NOPE NOTHIN'. Maybe that's how he likes it.
Good for him! Also he's 3 years older than me. What the Hell.
Maybe I am the same age as AJ but this guy was just playing a kid three
years younger then him? I FEEL SCAMMED AND RIPPED OFF. Of COURSE
the actor is gonna show remarkable insight and quality playing someone
YOUNGER then them. They already was that age a long time ago!
No fair! Then again, at 32 years old as I am, I feel like I could
CURRENTLY play a 15 year old and I am 100% available to do that if anyone
Anyway. Man pizza takes a long time to eat.
I'm impressed! Good. Then again it probably means this pizza
is bigger than your standard pizza and thus more calories. Still
though I'm impressed by the high quality taste not just the size!
Probably gonna have Potato Egg Hero Part II for dinner. Chipotle for
tomorrow! WAIT A SECOND JAMES GANDOLFINI WAS 43 WHEN TONY
SOPRANO WAS 40?!?!? THIS GRIFT HAS GONE TOTALLY UNDETECTED.
The point is 15 was a joke, but if I'M playing someone 3 years younger than
I am in My Real Life that'd be 29. Do I think I could play 29 year old
with Insight? I dunno I guess. What was I up to when I was 29.
2018. Open mics I think! Musicstyle! I can play that
easily. I already did it. When I was 29. No particular
gained insight or anything but I definitely DID play a 29 year old for a
solid year of my life.
Cool! HeadPhones shorting out may have been a
result of Rain Today and not Wire Getting Twisted. There was Rain
Today. Still is! Even more than earlier! Gonna have to
start a new mask! Normally use 1 mask perday! This mask got too
wet! Gotta start another one! Just like I said! I feel
like I enjoyed The Some Descendants but was too focused on Can't Waiting Til
Walk Is Over So I Would Stop Getting Wet. Next album I can hopefully
enjoy in Sunshine. Probably gonna still be raining tonight.
Better LTURQ. Looks like it will be raining during NEXT walk and MAYBE
during final walk. I've given myself a lot to think about. I
forget what but it had something to do with rain.
Cool! It's POPULAR PUNK. You
know that sort of thing. Apparently upon further introspection all
these lists of best bands and albums and what not, they all have Pavement as
best Indie Rock band of the 1990's. I LISTENED TO THEM IN HIGHS
SCHOOL. We're talking THREE ALBUMS I KNEW HALFWAY BACK AND FORTH.
The point is I deserve some sort of medal or award or a Prize of SOME KIND.
My present is not listening to them this time around. Already
listened to them! I'll work my way around to listening to bands I
already listened to! I got nothin' better to do! 'm also
operating under the presumption that Jamie Lynn Sigler is 3 years older than
her character. But I was already operating under that assumption.
Probably read it somewhere. It's an assumption based on prior
information which confirms that impression. Better LTURQ to make
sure. YEP HER TOO. Edie Falco how old is that lady.
About right. I forget what I was talking about.
Last paragraph! Wonderful. Feel like
watching some #TalesFromTheCryptSummerSpringtime when this is over. I
get a kick out of those! Maybe watch the one with a SCARECROW.
Maybe watch the one about TREE CHOPPERS. You kn... LUMBER JACKS
that's what they're called. They Jack (Chop) Trees and turn the
results (Jacking) into Lumber. Also in Tales From The Crypt Opening
Introduction Sequence there's a part for 3-5 seconds when you hear voices
whispering indistinctly and I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THEY WERE WHISTLING.
It's SOMETHING. I can HEAR IT. But I can't make it out!
Oh well what can ya do. Put this out there. Raise
awareness for this. That's step one. Get people talking and then
maybe some sort of answer will come to address this growing need for Whisper
Distinctions. Well, great, just great. I'll be back
May 4, 2021
You're Way Out Of Line
Cool! Another day, another entry. I've already accomplished so
much. Why it's only I Listened to a Cheap Trick Album on Walk #1.
My thoughts? FINE I GUESS. Gotta mix things up is the
point. Also now Classic Rock is cemented as its own unique
phrase, but when it started, was it just people going man the rock from
10 or 15 years ago was CLASSIC. CLASSIC ROCK! Upon
further introspection this bit makes no sense. Of course that's
what people thought. That's how words work! It's just that the,
"Classic," has taken on a life of its own in this phrase! Anyway next
is Nick Drake Album #2: The Album That's Actually #3 Chronologically.
Hmm strange Album Title but ya know what in this specific circumstance
seems VERY PRESCIENT. Well done to him!
Jeez. Pizza tonight! Lunch this afternoon!
Dunno what yet! Either Home Meated Loaf or some sort of Food Delivery.
I think Home Meat Loaf is the way to go. I hardly have to pay any
Delivery Fees or Driver's Tips at all. I might give myself a quarter
for microwaving it but in the end that all evens out. What made me
think of Cheap Trick last night. I don't have all the details in
front of me. Suffice to say somehow it occurred to me for some reason.
It was OKAY. I didn't feel the need to stop listening to it after
I already started! However I didn't really appreciate it too much.
Maybe 25, 30% appreciated. And did I get what I was supposed to get
out of it? The answer is no. Also not a single song I would have
identified. Off the top of my head I'm sure I've heard 3 or 4 IN MY
LIFE in the background somewhere. But there wasn't a song I was like
oh right this song. Maybe, "Dream Police." Definitely heard
the phrase before. Heard REFERENCES to this title.
That's halfway there I guess.
Anyway. Whatta TV Series to binge watch after
#TheSopranosSummerSpringtime. Too soon to start The Wire again.
HOWEVER later today I may listen to Wire: The British Band Enterprise again.
Different thing! As far as I know. Maybe in the end it turns out
they're related. Wire and The Wire turn out to be in the same
cinematic universe. Oh, right. Reality. They are in the
same universe. It's called Our Universe. Yep that all seems
to check out upon further introspection. Today is May 4th. If
someone says May the Fourth be with you to me I'm gonna blow my top.
Luckily I only talk to my parents. My Dad might say it. I guess
there's a 25, 30% chance he'd say it. It's definitely the kind of
thing he'd be interested in saying, but most likely it won't occur to him.
Also this counts as Me Saying It To Myself. OH NO MY TOP IS
Yeah! It all comes out in the wash.
I'm trying to think if I ever did laundry for myself. I definitely have a
sense memory of being in Dorm Laundry Room half a dozen times at NYU.
but I might have just been there for various other reasons. Can't
think of a good reason I'd be there. OH maybe there was like a
Vending Machine Machine where you put in money and get back quarters.
That's a good, interesting guess off the top of my head. Maybe I
was up to no good. That doesn't sound like me. I'm usually
up to good or at the very least neutral. Maybe it was just regular
Vending Machine Machine where they gave you candy or soda in exchange for
currency and it happened to be located in Laundry Dorm Room. Lots
of good reasons and one bad reason which is that I was up to no good.
No Good Reason!
Wonderful. OR maybe I just did my laundry a
couple of times. It's POSSIBLE. Maybe 25, 30% chance.
Actually I think it's closer to 40, 45%. It's just that there's a
REOCCURRING JOKE where I'm saying 25, 30% for things this entry.
Hilarious! I can't stop laughing. It didn't just Occur once.
It is RE-OCCURRING. I'm happy with that as opposed to
Recurring in this context. That would FIT too, but I prefer
Reoccurring for this one, get off my back about it. Also I had Laundry
DONE when I was in NYU. It's Called I came home once or twice a month
for a weekend and my Mom did it. Get off my back about it! THE
METS FIRED THEIR HITTING COACH. Look these hitters who you're saying
need coaching are in Major League Baseball. At this point they should
know how to hit better than whoever these dumb hitting coaches are.
Wow nice insight-em-up to end the Act I. Yeah! I'll be
Hey Break It Up
Hey what's up. Got lunch planned for Oh I Don't Know 2 hours from now.
Chipotle! I like mixing things up and Chipotle is just the Mix Up my
life needs for lunch today! Running low on soda. Not Low PERSAY.
Also lemme be 100% upfront with you, "Persay," should be a word and not
have a space between the, "Per," and the, "Say." Also re: Soda
Reserves I can make it last 2.5 days until I Re-Up but I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT
IT. If I had 1 bonus 2 liter bottle compared to what I have my life
would be a lot easier and more pleasant. That's just me being 100%
upfront with you. How is, "Upfront," a word and not, "Persay."
It's a crazy world we live in.
Yeah! Really tweaking the preset presets on
my Guitar Amplification System (GAS) so that the NAMES are names I'm on
board with and that 2/3rds of them are SOUNDS I'm on board with. Good
stuff! Now all I need to do is think of a real solid chord progression
or RIFF or BASSLINE and we're off and running! Is a Bassline just a
riff with bass. I don't have all the details in front of me.
Maybe a riff is just a bassline with treble. Again I don't have all
the details in front of me. I hardly have any details infront of me.
In my immediate viewline is my computer, a note book, my 8 track, coffee,
glass of water. Mouse. Computer Mouse. Not any other kin
of mouse. Couple of pencils. NOPE NO DETAILS.
Really should look into Accumulating Some Details so I'll Know What I'm
Talking About in future entries.
Cool. Today is a real Mix-Em-Up Day!
Why there's having LUNCH which is a MixEmUp for some reason I forget.
There's starting the process of getting some details in front of me!
Conception is 90% of the work. 90% conceptualization, 8% follow
through, 2% Reassessment. That's MY process. What's a good Music
to listen to POST Nick Drake. HMM the question is Just how
much do I wanna mix-em-up. Not gonna stick with singer
songerwriter folk whatever. CLASSIC ROCK? I dunno I wasn't 100%
happy with The Cheapest Trick. Oh hey another WIRE album is highly
acclaimed PERHAPS MORE SO than the first one I listened to. That
sounds like a Blast & A Half. Which is my new band which apparently
sounds like WIRE. Or, MORE ACCURATELY, my new band sounds like Me
Listening To Wire. It's the listening that's a blast and a half.
Hmm given myself a lot to think about.
Anyway. I had a dream a few nights ago where I
either got a new keyboard (Music Type) or fixed one of my current 2 ones
that don't work in real life. It was a blast and a half! Hmm
probably should do that in real life. I think I've been SHY to do
it because in my mind I just recently got my last one. But upon
further introspection what I felt was recent was ELEVEN YEARS AGO.
We're talkin' 2010! It's WELL WITHIN MY RIGHTS to purchase a brand new
wonderful musical keyboard enterprise. NO one's gonna argue with that!
Hey I can LTURQ in terms of Nice Ones To Buy. Find one that has
new FEATURES and DETAILS compared to my last one! This is gonna be a
blast and 2 fifths! Eh I'll get around to it later. STILL
THOUGH I've given myself a lot to think about.
Hey get to take a Bath &/V Shower break when this
Act is done. Then Walking Break. Then Ordering Lunch Break.
Then eating Lunch while writing Act III Break. The point is upon
further introspection Everything I Do Is A Break even the things I Thought I
was Doing Which I THOUGHT Necessitated Breaks Around Them. I'm no
Keyboard Snob but I draw the line at having a keyboard with BOTH white keys
AND black keys. That's the minimum of what I'm comfortable getting is
the point I'm trying to make. Hmm keyboard design where normally
white keys are black and normally black keys are white. I'm
getting EXCITED just thinking about it! It'd be a real Mix-Em-Up I
think people would get a kick out of. Hmm better Mail This Idea To
Myself so I have legal copyright rights to this premise should it ever be
enacted. Anyway I'll be back later.
Don't Make Me Come Down There
Hey I got delicious lunch going on. So far, so good! I
anticipate the rest of the lunch will be Just About As Good. It'll
get SLIGHTLY COOLER over time but that's to be expected. The big
question at this point, and it's a small question but relatively big in the
greater context of things, is what kind of pasta to get with my Veal
Parmesan. I could go through the list of half dozen possible pastas
that don't cost Bonus but I think we'd both agree that's relatively
pointless. I WILL say that right now I'm leaning towards Linguini or
Rigatoni. That's all I feel comfortable saying for now! It's
called, "Linguini," because it has to do with Language. That's a
goof-em-up but Let's Be Honest it at least has WAY MORE to do with language
than your standard spaghetti.
Cool! Still don't know what to listen to
after #NickDrakeSummerSpringtimeToRemember. I've narrowed it down to
HEY That Reminds Me To Continue
#MarvelFalcon&/VWinterSoldierSummerSpringTimeToRemember. And that
reminds me I still need to narrow down what next music I will listen to
is. If I was gonna go with a Classic Rock Musical Act To Remember,
what would be a GOOD choice. Not just a so-so choice like The Cheapest
Tricks were. I feel like I like AC/DC and there's plenty of AC/DC I
haven't heard and that's certainly one way to go with my Immediate Future
Life. I mean when you think Classic Rock you think Led Zeppelin and
I'm all about Led Zeppelin but I don't think there's a non-live album I
haven't heard. Also when you think Classic Rock you think Marvel
Summer Weekend Soldier To Remember.
Anyway. What's the consensus of how much cheese
of Parmesan Platters we should eat. Obviously we have to eat some
cheese. That's why it's a Parmesan Platter. But I think if we
eat all the cheese that's too much cheese. That's not great, either!
I think anywhere between 1/3 the cheese and 2/3 the cheese is fair game and
what we should all be aiming for if we want to excel at eating Parmesan
Platters to the best of our abilities. Sure it's a sin to waste food
but its also a sin to eat too much food. So you really have to pick
the lesser of too evils. Hmm good insight em up. It is a sin
to waste food but it is ALSO a sin to gorge on too much food.
We've been dealt an unwinnable hand! Unless you save food for
another time. But then you're just a CHUMP.
Penultimate paragraph. You're the OPPOSITE
of a chump with saving food. You SEEM like a chump to other
REGULAR people but all things told you're coming out on top while everyone
else is, "Chumping," It Up! Anyway I lost track of what I was talking
about. Looking forward to doing Spell Check and having them correct
all my attempts to spell Parmesan. Also there's two ways to
spell it. I feel like there's one accurate way to spell it and one
well most people spell it this way might as well formalize it and such
way to spell it. Or maybe there's one English way and one Italian way.
We have no way of knowing as of this moment.
In my head Parmesan was the colloquial way to
spell it and Parmigiana was the right way to spell it. Upon
further Introspection Parmesan is English and Parmigiana is Italian.
See ya learn something new every day. GREAT I just blew the one
thing I'm gonna learn today on Parmesan/Parmigiana? THINK OF
ALL THE GREATER THINGS I COULD HAVE LEARNT. Whatta monumental let
down! Also getting pizza for a separate meal. WHAT KIDNA TOPPING
WE LOOKIN AT. Don't want anything that'll overpower the pizza.
This is first regular pizza in over a year I just want REGULAR PIZZA.
But maybe GARLIC or something on top of it I dunno! No MEATS then I'm
just eating meat with pizza under it. Just want some regular pizza
maybe some garlic I don't know! Hey entry is over. I'll be back
May 3, 2021
Wonderful Entry Title Part I
Hey! Started listening to a new band. Why it's only WIRE.
I remember reading about them in 2 or 3 of my Music Memoir Accounts and it's
good stuff! Only a few songs in and so far I don't feel my family is
TOO threatened. That could change in the blink of an eye.
Also listened to a Blink 182 album last night that I hadn't heard before!
Wasn't that satisfied with it! Only got THE BAD I'm supposed to get
out of Blink 182. It's good that I'm getting what I'm supposed to get
out of it but sometimes what you're supposed to get out of bands is negative
feelings and listening to this album was in that spirit. I mean it
WAS MUSIC. I wasn't confused as to what I was hearing. It
made SENSE I guess. Anyway what else is going on.
Still losing weight! Assuming my scale is correct and
not the dumb phlebotomists I'm down roughly SEVEN POUNDS in 5 or so weeks of
dieting. ROUGHLY SEVEN? We can round that up to SEVEN POINT
FIVE. SEVEN POINT FIVE is exactly 25% of THIRTY. Three more
of what I did and I've lost THIRTY POUNDS. Sure I conceptualize
things with math equations do you know a better way to conceptualize things?
THIRTY POUNDS? WHY I ONLY WANNA LOSE FORTY POUNDS. If I lose
thirty pounds I'm roughly halfway there to forty pounds! I've lost
enthusiasm for doing math equations so now I'm onto guessing. 30 times
2 is roughly 40. YEAH! Also was right around
Overweight/Obese barrier when this started. Thirty pounds less?
Right at Normal/Overweight Barrier! It all works out! THIS IS
GREAT STUFF. SO GREAT I'M THINKING, "I BETTER WRITE SIX PARAGRAPHS
THIS ACT FOR GOOD MEASURE." Nah I ain't gonna do that.
Wonderful! JOE BIDEN'S APPROVAL RATE TO REMEMBER
is down .1% from yesterday! I'm not gonna remember this approval
rate. 2 Approval Ratings from now I'll forget all about current
approval rating! Oh well what can ya do. If Biden really
wants to be FDR he'd bring back fireside chats AND do them every week.
Not on the radio, though. On TV. And instead of fireside chats he
hosts a weekly TV series where they show cult horror movies and he talks
in-between the movie and commercial breaks. I don't get the appeal of
fireside chats. Sounds dangerous! If Man has learned anything
from his time on Earth it Should Have Been STAY AWAY FROM FIRE!
It's one of the most dangerous things out there per my understanding an
experience. Also what if people don't have fire. Are they
excluded from these chats? If they don't have fireplaces are they
expected to light a match for the duration of these intermittent chats?
Also chats go back and forth. This is a fireside lecture. Also
what else is going on. If Biden wanted to do a War Of The Worlds
he could really make an impact.
Cool. Also this War of the worlds
seems pretty one sided. Per my understanding the war of the worlds is
Martians coming to Earth and wreaking havoc. That's no war.
We're not putting up a fight at all per my assumption of the plot of War Of
The Worlds. I mean we're probably trying to defend ourselves feebly.
We're certainly not going to their world and fighting. All in
all it doesn't look too good for mankind re: The War Of The Worlds and one
can only hope this story is some sort of piece of fiction and not reality.
Anyway what else is going on. Maybe I should look up War Of The
Worlds to see if my Assumption Analysis is correct &/or relevant.
Oh well what can ya do. Also don't get The Worlds involved
in this. This is a battle instigated by Martians and responded to by
Earthlings. Mars and Earth don't have a DAMN THING to do with it.
Not involved! Don't blame them They're Only Planets! Again,
per my understanding. Maybe Mars itself is alive and fighting Earth.
Maybe Earth is alive. Probably not, though. We would have
Jeez. No Spoilers but upon further research,
Earthlings do put up a fight against Martians in War Of Some Worlds
but as far as I know we never take the fight to them because we don't have
the technology. So, still, only a war of a single world. Also,
Fiction! I know there's been some confusion about this but upon
further research I can say with 95% certainty this whole thing is a work of
fiction! I wonder what kind of wire Wire was thinking about
when they chose the name Wire. Off the top of my head I
don't know could be several things. There had to be at least one,
Maybe Two, MAIN ones in their mind, though! I feel very strongly about
this! Also re: Fireside Chats CHAT seems too informal and
common and colloquial. This is important stuff FDR is talking about!
Presumably! Maybe he was just exchanging pleasantries I don't have the
details in front of me! I'll be back later.
Lemme Tell You
HEY it's later! Listened to some more #TheWiresSummerSpringtime and
I'm, "Digging," it! It's FUN music and my family is assuredly safe
based on what I've heard so far. Main thing I don't like is that
they're British. I wasn't sure what I was imagining them as.
American, I guess. Either American or Non-Country-Specific.
Either way not 100% on board with them being British but that's life I
guess. I have nothing against Britain. I don't think it's
GREAT but under most circumstances I'm okay with people or things being
British. Anyway have delicious Part II of Chocolated Chip Pancakes an
Part I of I Chicken Curry meal for today's meals. In which order will
they be? Can't say just yet! No spoilers! You'll find out
with the rest of everybody!
Cool. I think its great that I don't do laundry at all
and my Mom doesn't do it nearly often enough if she's operating under the
premise She's Gonna Do My Laundry And I have To Wait For Her To Do It To Get
Clean Clothes. Anyway, so I cycle back around to shirts I haven't worn
since 2 weeks ago without it being washed. I think spending 2
weeks on my floor or in my bathroom hamper has given it some good time to
Think About What It Did and devote itself to Being Cleaner Than It Was after
I wore it last. What am I supposed to do, keep wearing the same
shirt I wore yesterday? What if people notice! Also I do do that
sometimes! People won't notice! They're too DUMB to notice.
Sure, great, what else. Are guitar strings wires. That
would be a good meaning for The Wires Of Music.
What else is going on. Up to Steven Buscemi
season of The Sopranos of It's Not TV It's HBO. He's a fun actor I
think we can all, "Dig." Just look at him! He's up to something!
Also YES I spelled Buscemi right on my first attempt EASILY. Somewhere
along the line (wire?) I absorbed right the trick is you separate Steve's
last name into Bus and Cemi. EASY. Cemi sounds like Semi.
Which is a truck. Bus and truck. Two vehicles in consecutive
last name syllables! EASY. I have a sense memory of
making this observation in Oh I Don't Know 2014. EASY. HOW
FAR WE'VE COME. Listen to some Nicholas Drake after Wire.
It's called Mixing Things Up and I think we can all, "Dig," that. Sure
I may have listened to one or 2 of his top albums before. I don't
REMEMBER though so get off my back about it.
Jeez. Lookin' up NYC Open Mics and if
they're open. I got bored immediately after looking it up so I didn't
register exactly whom and what are open. But the point is when things
open up 80% or more, thinking about trying my hand at some COMEDY open
miccing. Got a joke from yesterday! I have a reoccurring
nightmare where I have to get up. It's not really a good enough
stand alone joke but I wanted to put it in this paragraph because it's a
more SUCCINCT and PUNCHY way of saying the joke than I did last entry.
So I've ACCOMPLISHED something is the point. Also 90% sure there's a
word, "reoccuring," and NOT a word, "recurring," which is a word everyone
says instead of, "reoccuring," EXCEPT Microsoft FrontPage recognizes,
"Recurring," as a word and NOT, "reoccuring." I thought I was a genius
with, "reoccuring." Turns out I'm an idiot! Hey when you're
99.75% Brilliance sometimes that 1/400 bites you in the ass. That's
right I know MATH.
The point is that's a nice thing I can do with my life
for the midterm future. Probably a few months away at least, though.
What can ya do! Wait. I do that all the time! I'm
the BEST at waiting. Well, in the top 60TH Percentile. The GOOD
60th. I'm better at waiting than 3/5ths of people. That's
right I know MATH. Jeez. Gonna finish up
#TheSopranosSummerSpringtime episode I'm 1/2 way through. Then do some
other stuff. I got lots of plans but No Spoilers Alert I'm gonna keep
those plans close to the vest for now. You get it. HMM.
Reoccurring is a word. HEY REOCCURRING IS A WORD TOO.
I've been spelling it, "reoccuring," mostly and that's wrong.
But reoccurring is a word AS IS recurring. Presumably
with the same meaning but I don't know I'd LTURQ but... FINE I'LL LTURQ.
RECURRING means something that happens over and over again.
REOCCURRING means something that's happened multiple times but maybe just 2
times and that's it We Don't Know For Sure. Alright another thing
I'm wrong about. Add that to the list. I'll be back in a
What The Hell
finished Wire Album! Didn't start Nick Drake yet! Got lunch
going on! Pancakes peppered with chocolated chips. What else is
going on. As far as I'm concerned the role of Tony Soprano died with
James Gandolfini. I know his son is playing Young Him in Upcoming
Major Motion Picture but I DON'T LIKE IT. Upon further introspection
I LOVE IT I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT. Something
along those lines. Takes place in mid-late 60's? Soprano is
around 40 in 2000? His kid whose playing young him is around 20?
These numbers don't add up and I know numbers! This entire film
enterprise is predicated on a lie and I don't want my fiction to be based on
Cool. What's new in the wide world of
#JoeBidenApprovalRatingsToRemember. He's up about half a point from
yesterday. NOT BAD. NOT BAD AT ALL. I'm only 4 paragraphs
away from being Done With The Working Day! Totally decompress and
treat myself to a #TheSopranosSummerSpringtime. Unlike watching it
during The Working Day as a break. It's not a Treat it's a Break!
Now its a Treat and not a Break. AJ SOPRANO LEARNING THEM DRUMS in
this season of #TheSopranosSummerSpringtime. I've had the thought that
I'd like to get drums &/V learn drums if only there was a place in my house
that could hold them. Wait. I might just be thinking of
wanting to get ROCK BAND: The Video Game for myself. It comes with
drums but not as intensive drums. Either way sure I'd learn some
drums. Why not. Whose gonna stop me.
Anyway. I'd be playing The Drums left handed like
everyone's favorite drummer RINGO STARR. Widely agreed to be in
the top 10,000 drummers of the 20th century. GET OFF HIS BACK HE'S
DOING HIS BEST. PETE BEST. Which I'm assured is a Beatles
Thing. He was a Beatle or something. Then they got rid of him.
Better LTURQ. WHY HE WAS ONLY THE DRUMMER BEFORE RINGO STARR.
Presumably even worse than Ringo Starr. That's why they
replaced him. Man oh man that's gotta be embarrassing for Pete
Best. Also LOOK if Ringo Starr would be My Drummer it'd be a dream
come true. Someone with that level of talent is MUCH BETTER THAN
NOTHING when it comes to having drums in your music. Also lets be
honest if Ringo Starr was my drummer my music would suddenly receive A LOT
Penultimate paragraph. I bet it turns out Ringo
Starr wrote all the Beatles songs but John Lennon and Paul MacCourtney and
George Harrington somehow won all songwriting rights in some sort of
gambling game. I bet it turns out that DOESN'T happen.
VERY unlikely it happened. Especially since 2 out of 3 of those people
aren't people. Is it possible The Beatles are the 2nd best band of All
Time? I feel like that's a good consensus. No consensus on whose
#1. But Beatles at #2 I feel pretty comfortable with. And I'm
not talking my FAVORITE bands. It's the bands which I deem to be the
BEST bands. Hmm what bands did Pete Best go on to participate in.
Presumably some even though he apparently wasn't very good at the drums at
Last paragraph. Is the number one
best band Limp Bizkit? Well he/it is in the top 100,000 at the very
least. In my adulthood I assume Bizkit is a reference to phallus
(makes sense with the preface, "limp") but that never occurred to me
when I was a kid. Go figure. And The Beatles is a
reference to Jerking Off. Again-- never occurred to me as a kid!
In fact didn't occur to me until 12 seconds ago! But now I can't get
it out of my head! Anyway hey the entry is over once and for all.
And we're a solid 18 or 20 or so hours away from having to start the next
entry! I'll see you guys tomorrow.
May 2, 2021
Hi How Are You
guess. Got some decadent coffee creamer again! We're talking
THIRTY FIVE calories per Serving Size instead of TWENTY FIVE. WHAT
HAVE I GONE INSANE? Also I use roughly 2 serving sizes per coffee.
4 Serving sizes a day. How many Coffee Units do I drink a day?
E-mail your answers to NateSilver#FiveThirtyEight.com. What else
do I have going on. Listening to a 2nd The Yo La Tengoes album and I
enjoy this one, too! Liked the first one I listened to better!
Still deriving pleasure out of this one! Anyway I've had my Music EQ
set on Spoken Word for the last week or so and now I'm experimenting
with having the EQ as NORMAL. Kinda sounds normal! At
first didn't sound normal when I first started these ear phones! Now I
get the sense It's Actually Accurately Called Normal! Go figure.
Spoken Word is still better. I don't wanna miss a thing!
What else is going on. There must be some way to
do a Switch-em-up when mixing a song where spoken word would enhance the
bass guitar or something. Keep people on their toes! I've been
on my toes before! I have this sense memory of being in high school
and just standing on my toes all clandestine-like pretty much as the
standard way of standing. But in such a way no one would notice.
It's IMPORTANT because I look AN INCH taller. Hmm gotta start
bringing that strategy back into my life. When I start going out and
interacting with people, I'm Bringing Back Standing On My Toes! Now
I'm excited I can't wait.
Anyway. Got some nice meals for today.
We're talkin same meals I was talking about yesterday as potential dinners.
I had seafood PART I last night and I still have 2 Parts of Chocolated Chip
Pancakes and 1 part of seafood. This is good stuff. I
just realized never in my life have I been following a person in person or
online where they give me regular updates on the meals they're having, day
in and day out. Not even my parents and I live with them through every
meal. The point is I need a Pen Pal to discuss meals we're having and
have a support structure to encourage each other to have the best meals
possible. Both in terms of selection of meals and getting
the most out of whatever meal it is.
Jeez. I don't necessarily need feedback on meals.
I'd like to GIVE feedback, though. Provide a public service and
whatnot. And get to live vicariously through someone else's meals.
Hmm it Patriotism Calendar says Monday is, "Last Quarter."
Which must be a Moon Thing because it said First Quarter a week or
two ago. Which I took to meant First Fiscal Quarter. But now it
looks like maybe that was First Moon Quarter. Better LTURQ.
YEP I WAS WRONG. I THOUGHT it seemed strange that the First
Quarter started in late April. Turns out I'm just an idiot.
HEY they just said, "First Quarter." How the Hell am I supposed to
know what kind of quarters they were talking about! I'm placing ALL
the blame on Patriotism Calendar. Go figure.
What else is going on. In America who cares
about Moon Phases. What does that have to do with Patriotism.
Who needs it! Does MOON effect CROPS. Better LTURQ.
Looks like NOPE. That's life I guess. Also America Is Crops.
Farmers. Farmers are the real Americans and Farmers are All About
Their Crops. Wrong about Quarters. Wrong about Percentiles.
Wrong about Little Pussies. The moral of the story is it appears I
don't know what I'm talking about! The good news is I am still in the
99.75 Percentile of BRILLIANCE despite being wrong about pretty much
everything. Whew that's a relief. Do I put pancake in
oven or microwave. This is a tough one! Leaning towards oven!
Makes it like a cookie. Cookies are Crisp. Not soggy.
Microwave would make it soggy! Not overly soggy, just as soggy as a
pancake regularly is. Soggy compared to something Real Crisp.
Then again I don't know I've given myself a lot to think about. Be
Maybe I'll have a Seafood Parade for lunch. Half a parade. First
come two scallops, followed by one shrimp, followed by half a filet of sole.
Sounds like a parade to me. And it's being run by half a baked
potato. And spectated by broccoli. And waiting in the wings for
that night's parade of matzoh ball soup. That's all the ingredients
of Seafood Parade. Those aren't ingredients they're whole foods.
Ingredients are the micro foods in each whole food. I feel very
strongly about this! Thinking of having Delicious Fast Food Lunches
over the week. We're talking Tuesday Through Thursday Lunches.
Burger King most likely! Then MacDonalds. Then Whited Castle.
Probably one of those. I like it because it's Junk Food.
Junk Food tastes good to the palate! I crunched the numbers based on
past experience, etc.
Cool. Got some Orange Juice going with Coffee.
Go figure! These scallops are big! Not prepostoursly big but
bigger and more hearty than your standard scallop. Seafood Parade
gonna be going in microwave. You don't wanna Crisp Fish. Unless
it's fried. Which this isn't! I think the process of putting
it in the oven is making it fried. Yes, by setting my oven to
Broil intuitively we can assume that it Fries The Food. It does
raise the question though How Come I Don't Have A Deep Fryer. I
feel like the Deep Fryer people really dropped the ball with their marketing
efforts. If I was in charge of marketing every family in America would
feel pressure to have Deep Fryers. Just to keep up with the neighbors.
You know, that sort of thing.
Gonna take a shower before next walk! Wonderful!
Will it actually be a bath? Possible! Sorry for potentially
lying to you based on future circumstances. What else is going on.
Still haven't gotten Italian Food as a delivery since re-igniting getting
food deliveries Lo these 3 weeks ago. I can eat real pizza! It'd
be delicious presumably! I got that to look forward to maybe even this
upcoming week. We'll see how it all shakes out! Get some sort
of HERO so it lasts me 2 days. What's a good HERO. Trick
question, there's Lots Of Good Heroes. Potatoe and Egg comes to
mind for some reason. Probably seen it on The Sopranos recently.
Also if I was in charge of marketing The Sopranos would have had a Deep
Fryer and that comes into play over a 3 episode arc. Well great I
Cool! I like this act. I need
Every Other Act to have nothing redeeming about it. It keeps us all in
check and keeps us all honest and keeps us all humble. That
sort of thing! I'm just trying to put on a brave front. It
eats me up inside when the Acts Are Bad. Oh well what can ya do.
I feel like Potatoe & Egg are two non-bread things that you can make into
specialty bread. So a Potatoe and Egg Hero is just three kinds of
bread stacked upon each other. With one kind of bread doing double
duty. Assuming its not an open faced potatoe and egg hero. Which
it isn't. Not in this case, at least! Also what is a Pepper &
Egg Hero. Is it just an Egg Hero with black pepper sprinkled on the
egg. That's always what I imagined. Upon further introspection
no of course not that can't be it. I guess red peppers. Or
green peppers. Better LTURQ. YEP seems to be some sort of hearty
peppers as opposed to just fine grounded pepper. I was right!
After being wrong for most of my life! NOW whose in the 99.75%
brilliance rate estimate.
Great. I can see myself broaching the subject
of getting Subway For Lunch at some point maybe next week or the week after.
I can see my parents generally supporting me in such a decision if that's
what I have my heart set on. Getting Iced Coffee every day is another
story, though. That's maybe a month or two away from being a
possibility. What kinda nightmare did I have last night. I have
a recurring nightmare where it's the morning and its the time I wanted to
get up but I can't get up and go back to sleep and then I get up again and
STILL don't wanna get back up and then I go back to sleep. And this
nightmare happens 2 or 3 times a night! Near the end of the night!
It's already into the morning by the time I start having these nightmares!
When I would ideally be waking up according to Yesterday's Plans.
YEAH! I'll be back soon.
I Forget What I Was Saying
No we aren't. Got lunch going on. Chocolated Chip
Pancakes! Fish for dinner! Started my third Nosotros Las Tengoes
album. I like this music because I don't feel like my family is at
risk by listening to it. Anyway, I haven't fought my arch nemesis
Bathroom Mold in at least a week. Gotta get on top of that! If
not for my own health and sanitary reasons, for my own TV and TV Watching
reasons. I get TV when I'm done with that! That's the unspoken
arrangement we've settled on. Kinda spoken. Never 100% finalized
and notarized but there's an explicit correlation there, that's been made
clear! What else. I'm okay with the cookedness of the pancakes.
Put em in oven but for shorter than usual. Warm enough and right
consistency. Well done! I'm congratulating myself. I'm not
saying they were cooked well done. Yep seems to check out.
Cool! Kinda nice routine I'm in. After
walk 1 is coffee 1 with act 1. After walk 2 is coffee 2 with act 2.
After walk 3 is Lunch with act 3! I feel BUSY 2/3rds of the day
with No Real Payoff but hey you gotta spend money to make money!
That sounds like the financial premise of pyramid schemers. Is it
actually true you have to spend money to make money? My guess is
No It's A Dirty Dirty Lie. Also Pyramids are three dimensional.
I feel in general, maybe 95% of the time, the phrase you're looking for is
TRIANGLE SCHEMES. Pyramid schemes are presumably possible but
involve a much more complicated and nuanced scheme than your standard
Yeah! What else is going on. What exactly would
non-triangulaic schemes look like. A parallelogram scheme, per say.
Doesn't sound like a scheme at all. In a parallelogram everyone's
getting what they're after. Presumably. I can't even
imagine! I think it would be a real good pyramid scheme if during
Ancient Egypt one of the slaves/low paid workers who built the pyramids hid
in one catacomb of pyramid and died there and then reaped the same benefits
of PHARAOH who lives for the rest of his death in pyramid. Obviously
this is a great honor for Pharaoh and presumably gives him lots of benefits,
otherwise why would he do it... and now there's this slave or migrant worker
whose BEAT THE SYSTEM and is enjoying the same Death Benefits as Pharaoh.
Sounds like a nice pyramid scheme to me. Also Tower Heist was
originally set in Ancient Egypt and it was called Pyramid Scheme.
Sure we're al familiar with the film Tower Heist. It's one of
the top movies in recent history!
Penultimate paragraph. Pyramid built on an
ancient Indian burial ground. That sort of thing. Also how
Ancient are ancient Indian burial grounds. Let's say the one from Pet
Semetary. Are we talkin' REAL ancient? Maybe 1000 years?
Or could it be as recent as I don't know the 1700's. As far awe know
this ancient burial ground can be only 4 generations old. Your
GRANDPARENTS' PARENTS could have been mucking around in its heyday.
Also what kind of use did Ancient Indians have for introducing an Evil
Zombie element to society. Doesn't seem useful for ANYONE. Why
did they make it in the first place is the point I'm trying to make.
Well hey the entry is over again. That happens every day and it's
always wonderful most of the time. I'll see ya tomorrow!
WAIT A SECOND I need to write another paragraph.
Good thing I double checked or else I'd never have known! Well, great.
What's going on with you. Are you WELL? Going WELL ENOUGH?
Ugh. I was so excited to do something else. I was gonna put on
another #TheSopranosSummerSpringtimeToRemember episode and watch it after I
put it on. Presumably while doing something else. I don't know
WHAT yet. Looking at phone somehow. I dunno WHAT. I'm not
on The Twitter anymore! Don't read news except for a little bit.
HEY at this point I'm pretty close to being able to comfortably end the
paragraph and thus the entry. Finally my life is working out JUST A
BIT In My Favor. You know that sort of thing etc and whatnot.
Be back tomorrow.
May 1, 2021
I've got some interesting updated information re: NYC Mayoral Election:
Primary Edition. My brother is on board with MORALES first and not
Stringer or Wiley. I tend to trust my brother on these things.
He's been alive a solid 3 years and 2 months more than me and presumably he
spent all that time researching and immersing himself in New York City
Mayoral Political Election Projections. Anyway I was sarcastically for
Morales because she's #2 or #3 in my OLD Book but now I dunno what to think!
Maybe Morales is Best! We want More of Morales! Morales has
Morals! Morales, Wasn't That The Name Of Someone In OZ: The HBO
Programme! Morales, Sounds, "Like More Or Less!" These are
all potential high quality campaign promises.
Anyway what else is going on and crap. Got
myself some nice coffee going on. It tastes like coffee PLUS creamer
Why It's only Called Creme Brule. Seems indulgent. That's
what the design logo on the container seemed to suggest. DECADENT
and INDULGENT and This is what The Nobles Of Europe might have been drinking
back in their heyday. I'm sold! Listening to some Yo La
Tengo. I like it! Good background music. Like lets say I'm
living my life, walking around, thinking about walking as my main thinking
priority, but listening to music as my second or third priority-- this is
where Yo La Tengo shines based on my experience with it over 26 minutes.
Go figure. Yolo Tengo. Is that a thing.
You only live once and that's why I don't have time to
say the phrase, "You only live once." Best to abbreviate it, otherwise
that's wasting my one life. Also, thing where its like you're talking
to an Indian you only live once and he's like I DISAGREE HERE LET
ME SHOW YOU SOME RESEARCH I'VE CONDUCTED. Believing in religion or
spirituality is research. No one ever said research had to be GOOD or
with scientific or logical merit. Could just be reading a pamphlet on
Hinduism at the airport. Why is there an entire pamphlet dedicated
to the idea of, "Hinduism at the airport." What's going on at the
airport with Hinduism that makes this a hot button issue that we should be
researching. Also I don't think that's Hindu People who annoy
people at airports per my research of popular culture representations.
Better LTURQ. Just googled, "Hindus at the airport." Article
from 2015 popped up about how Hindus aren't happy with lack of access to
'Hindu Prayer Rooms' at airports. Go figure. Hare Krishna
is based in Hinduism. I was right all along. Get off my back
What else is going on. Hey I mixed up the colors
this month. White background black text. The Regular. This
is what the people are used to in real life outside of Personal Vanity
Website. Saw the benches cleared last night at Mets game for potential
fight. One can only imagine at boxing matches sometimes the benches
clear and they all play a game of baseball. What benches in boxing.
You know the replacement boxers if the one in the ring gets too tired.
Those benches. Getting Diner Dinner for Dinner tonight. Dunno
about lunch! May get Chipotle, may eat something in the house, may get
somewhere else, may not eat anything! I've narrowed it down to those
four possibilities. HMM got a good meal from Super Market Order
Why it's only Chicken Curry. That sounds about right for lunch
Yeah! I told you I was hit by HAIL yesterday.
Hail upon further research is Frozen Rain. I dunno about that.
Feel more comfortable calling Rain, "Liquid Hail." What else is
going on and crap. OH HEY gotta turn the page of Patriotism Calendar.
Lets go. Hmm the theme of May is God Shed His Grace On Thee.
Seems about right. HEY May 15th is Armed Forces Day. How
many days do Armed Forces need. This is at LEAST the third day I'm
aware of to celebrate Armed Forces. And the other one is just 2 weeks
after Armed Forces day Why It's Only Called Memorial Day. I dunno
is Memorial Day for armed forces only. I know we're supposed to be
memorializing armed forces but maybe we're just supposed to take this day to
Remember Anything And Everything Possible Which We Want To. Personal
Memorial Day! Memorize What You Want! Huh. I lost track
of whether I was Following Logic in this paragraph. I'll be
Here Comes Some Good
Hey! Looking forward to some dinner tonight. The Royal We're
thinkin' Broiled Seafood Parade. Parades are fun, seafood is
fun, broiled I don't have a problem with! Also get some Chocolated
Chip Pancakes! FOUR MEALS OVERALL. FOUR FUN MEALS. For Fun
Meals. All meals are for fun. That's what eating is.
Having some fun! Enjoying Yo La Tengo. I don't feel Threatened
like I do with some other bands. I like 'em but I just get the feeling
me and my family aren't safe. I can do without that hassle.
Anyway I wanna be a No Mask Tattletale. Saw some people having a
GRILLOUT in the park. Half of them were sans mask! Is there some
sort of citizen's arrest I can do on them? Maybe they're vaccinated?
Who cares. Still wrong! Also this is a public park. If
you're doing a grillout I hope you have enough to share with everybody!
That's the rules of having grillouts in public parks. That's my
assumption at least.
Cool! I don't like it when Dogs or Kids are
walking with their parents and then run out far ahead and the parents keep
their regular pace, sure that they'll catch up with their dogs or kids
sooner or later. And then I'm somewhat in front of the parents.
In between the parents and their dogs &/V kids. Now these dogs &/or
kids ARE MINE for all intents and purposes. I'm closer to them!
I don't WANT them but I feel added responsibility being the nearest
responsible adult is the point I'm trying to make. Oh well what can
ya do. Can't just Stop and wait for parents to catch up. Parents
are walking TOO slow. What else. I'll eat some SCALLOPS.
I feel like when I was a kid I would sometimes just get The Scallops dinner.
Delicious! Wait no I'm thinking of getting Broiled Seafood Parades
when I was a kid. That's what I'm doing all over again. Nothing
new. The point is Scallops? Delicious!
Anyway. With Morales, you get alliteration
with, "Mayor Morales." I feel like this isn't the TOP factor in
deciding who to vote for in what order, but it's A factor, I
don't think anyone is gonna argue with that. What's Morales's First
Name. I need that to know who to vote for! Otherwise I might
vote for The Other Morales by accident! DIANNE. Good
name. Real solid name. I don't have any problem with the name
Dianne as the first name for Mayor Morales. And even if I did,
there's nothing to be done about it, so I might as well just shut up and
like it. Which I do. No complaints! Already told you!
Better LURQ Morales's positions on The Issues Of The Day. SHE IS IN
FAVOR OF NEW YORK. Well she's in favor of a GOOD New York!
New York hasn't been all that good per my understanding. Her main
issue seems to be more or less A BETTER NEW YORK. Good. I
dunno seems kind of radical. I THINK she should be CLEAR that New York
has been RELATIVELY OKAY. Otherwise she's dismissing all the good
we've accomplished! Like, look at all those buildings going up to the
sky! Sounds pretty good to me! Sure we can build MORE buildings
that go even FURTHER up into the sky. Whose platform is that.
Gotta imagine one of these dozen people have MORE SKYSCRAPERS AND TALLER
ONES TOO as one of their top half dozen issues. They've got MY
What else is going on and crap. I think we
should build buildings that go 30 stories deep into the ground. It's
FUN to be underground in a building. And that's just 1, 2 stories
underground. Imagine how much fun it would be to report to work 10
stories underground. VERY much fun, that's how! Also I Envy The
Dead because they get to live underground for the rest of their lives.
Seems about right. Is it an option for when I die that I can
request to be Taxidermied and propped up somewhere nice? I feel like I
should have that right. I mean, obviously, if my kids or other family
members or friends WANT I can be set up in their living room or something.
That's the ideal situation. But lets say no one wants me! There
should be public facilities for the Taxidermied Deceased to spend time
together at the very least, if no one else wants them. I feel very
strongly about this.
Anyway. Not a lot of rice in Stuffed Cabbage
last night! There was rice mixed into the hamburgerish meat filling.
It was pretty good but I expected more rice. Also wasn't a fan of the
cabbage! Just ate the meatmix. Go figure.
Last paragraph of act II! Dunno who to have
as 2nd choice now in Mayor Race. Stringer or Wiley per my
understanding. Stringer has Sex Scandal or something from 20 years ago
per my understanding. Better LTURQ. If he is guilty I'm not on
board with him being in my top 3! If he's innocent he's in my top 3!
I don't know whether he's innocent? Isn't there some sort of way as to
figuring out whether he's guilty or innocent and for it to be done in a
timely manner? Seems like that would be a useful public service.
Hmm giving myself a lot to think about. I'll be back soon!
I See Where I'm Going With This
Hey I'm back! I got lunch going on. Meatloaf! Threw you a
curveball with that one, didn't I! The good news is what else is going
on. Amazon put a package outside our front door last night intended
for other people! Who live somewhere else! Kinda close by!
Now it's on ME to bring it to them during my next walk. My Dad called
amazon and they said we could keep it! Possible it's an anthrax
attack though so I ain't openin' nothin'. Bringing it to them because
I am a Good Citizen. Doing it 24 hours late because I am an Average
Citizen. Anyway. 2 Slices of meat loaf. Two dinner rolls
to make sandwiches. TEN OR SO KETTLED CHIPS.
Great! I was finishing the Yo La Tengo album and
there were birds chirping during my walk and I was like hmm kinda sounds
good maybe they should put this bird chirping into the track. Maybe
they did and that's what I'm hearing. Probably not, though. Most
likely this is REAL LIVE BIRDS. I dunno, though. What if
listeners of this track want to imagine It's NIGHTTIME. Its well
within their rights! Reasonable way to imagine things! Now
suddenly birds chirping are RUINING EVERYTHING! LOOK is if I could go
back in time and change things would I get 2 diet snapples instead of 12?
Yes but I CAN'T. Not as of now, at least!
Jeez. I think my Man Mounds are getting smaller.
I really do! That's possibly the worst place to gain weight as a man.
No man wants Man Mounds! I guess some do! No judgment! But
I don't! The point is I can't wait to have a nice COMPACT body.
I'll be able to fit into TIGHT SPACES like AIR DUCT VENTILATION VENTS.
And that comes in handy in a myriad of ways. I dunno looking
forward to this entry being over. Pretty close, too! All
things considered. Well I don't know about ALL things.
Certainly have considered Lots Of Things but ALL THINGS? Who am I
foolin'. No one, that's what! I wonder what the SECOND most
important &/OR good album of Yo La Tengo is. My guess?
There IS a consensus second album that I could listen to next. MAYBE
it's between 2 albums which one is next. No more, though! Three
or more Top Good Choices? I just don't see it. That's not
to say there's not more GOOD ALBUMS. I'm just saying it will be CLEAR
which album comes next for my listening pleasure. Go figure.
Anyway. For all this talk about how great
scallops are, I'll probably get four. Two scallops for each dinner I
make out of it. A big nothin'! You know what charachter I get a
kick out of in The Sopranos its Why Its Only Artie WHAT A CUT UP. He's
the comic relief! All characters are funny. They're all comic
relief. I dunno I can think of some characters that aren't funny.
Like... uh... DAMNIT THEY ARE ALL HILARIOUS. How about SIL.
What a snooze! BIG PUSSY. Not an amusing bone in his body!
For some reason the first few times I watched The Sopranos I was under the
impression somehow that there was a Little Pussy. There's a key
character named Big Pussy in The Sopranos and there's NEVER ANY mention of a
Little Pussy. But I came away from watching it somehow thinking there
was. Go figure. [EDITOR's NOTE-- Actually There Was A
Little Pussy. STILL THOUGH I stand by the gist of what I said]
Last paragraph! Roughly 1/14th of what I've
already written today. That sounds doable. Mom is gonna watch
Tenet tonight and wants me to watch too. Seems like a good movie, but
I dunno! It seems intense. I know it's directed by The
Christopher Nolan and that's intense enough for me. Gotta wonder if me
and my family are safe. By watching this movie. Who knows if
there's even ANY comic relief in Tenet. Anyway this paragraph is very
short but I feel like its long enough. I'll see you guys tomorrow.