Sunday, July 31, 2022

End Of The Month

    Hi!  About 10 minutes ahead of schedule today!  My Dad's nurse is here so that means REGARDLESS of how ahead of schedule I am, I should be able to fit in all walks without CrunchTime.  He IS taking a walk later in the day which MAY make me have to move things around A BIT, but shouldn't be a big deal!   Anyway NEW NURSE IS NOT A SEXY LADY.  It's a MAN.  Didn't register if he was sexy or not!  I heard him talking when I got back home, registered it was a man, and then MOVED ON WITH MY LIFE.  Great just great.  I THINK I had a modest amount of MightNight snack last night.  One or two things.  Possibly zero.  Most likely two.  Had CLASSIC breakfast of Pop Tart --> Ice Cream Sandwich.  AMAZING LET'S TALK ABOUT LUNCH CHOICES.  Turkey meatloaf, chicken curry, turkey sandwich, veggie burger.  AMAZING ALL CAUGHT UP.  Met game at 1:40 PM today.  Great AFTERNOON THING TO DO.  Something that ISN'T watching Jurassic World again.  My favorite part was when Jeff Goldblum had to guess a 4 digit Pin Number quickly because I TALKED ABOUT JUST THAT a week or so ago here.  They beat me to it in COLLECTIVE WORLD CONSCIOUSNESS.  But PERSONALLY I thought of it before I saw it.
    Amazing!  Leaving my shirt on this period between walks so I don't forget to put it back on while going downstairs.  Strategy.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is gonna SUCK.  First day of a month.  Gonna be like ten things.  Either way!  NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW IS... Albarino Day and National Raspberry Cream Pie Day.  Wasn't it Raspberry day like YESTERDAY?  Better LTURQ.  TODAY is National Raspberry Cake Day.  TOMORROW is National Raspberry Cream Pie Day.  I don't know which is worse-- if they were coordinated that way or if it's by sheer luck.  Either way EH.  Let's look up what Albarino (WITH TILDE) is exactly.  My guess is DRINK.  Let's see. YEP WINE.  Spain is largest producer.  I'd like some Mexican Wine.  Fountains of Wayne song called Mexican Wine.  For some reason always interpreted it to mean kinda mediocre wine.  I dunno why I'm not giving Mexicans credit for wine.  BETTER LTURQ.  Well it's not in the TOP 15 of wine countries.  Oh well.  Good song though!
    Yeah!  Maybe make one last case for Comedy Class tonight.  Hadn't brought it up to my DAD yet.  He'd probably be somewhat more negative about it than my Mom even!  But I didn't wanna bother him because he's got a lot going on.  Slightly less after Today Blood Infusion though!  Couldn't hurt to go through making my case one more time.  Anyway.  Hey that was some good beer yesterday.  What else is up and crap.  Leaning toward turkey sandwich for lunch today.  AH BUT WHAT WILL DINNER BE!!?!  I dunno!  Maybe start a Steak * Stuffed Mushroom dinner!  Sounds good to me.  What else is up and crap.  Watching YELLOW Tales Crypt yesterday with Kirk Douglas and Kirk Douglases Grandson who plays Kirk Douglases Regular Son.  MASTERCLASS OF ACTING.  Never appreciated it before.  BUT LOOK AT ALL THOSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.  VERY well done.  WAIT A SECOND this guy IS Kirk Douglas's regular straight up son.  Where did I get grandson from.  Bein' stupid?
    Oh well.  Wonder if there's anything terrible in the news yet today.  STILL EARLY.  AT this point the terrible stuff in the news IS PROBABLY from OVERNIGHT.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Pretty sure Tom Hanks directed episode of Tales Crypt is next.  WITH A CAMEO FROM NONE OTHER THAN THOMAS HANKS.  YEP THAT'S THE ONE.  Okay great.  What else are good songs about wine.  Third Eye Blind song called God Of Wine.  ALBUM CLOSER.  That's one of my favorite tracks of albums generally.  THE LAST ONE.  Maybe overall THE favorite JUST BASED ON ORDER CRITERIA.  Hmm other songs with Wine.  Strawberry Wine!  Isn't that a Grateful Dead song?  Better LTURQ.  Hey STRAWBERRY WINE IS a legit song but by some Lady Country Singer.  Then I googled SONGS WITH WINE and there's plenty.  ONES I'VE VAGUELY HEARD OF BEFORE-- Red, Red Wine (UB40).. that's about it.  And I have NO IDEA what that song/band is like.  But it rings a bell.  Oasis song called Champagne Supernova.  That might be an album closer too off the top of my head!  YEP.  Let's move on I guess.  YEP.
   Coffee after this paragraph!  Delicious!  Hmm maybe have 2 breakfast hot pockets for lunch.  Sounds interesting.  Then again if I want an OVENIZED THING probably more responsible to go with Veggie Burger.  Mexican wine is album OPENER.  Moving on.  Fountains of Wayne guy is main guy dead from Covid I was invested in.  OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.  DANGIT.  What kind of time period am I looking at for what to aim for to finish this Act.  Plenty of time.  TOO MUCH TIME TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.  Just KEEP GOING and let the chips fall where they may!  Hopefully on a gambling table and not on the floor.  YOU MAY LOSE THEM.  That's why they make the chips so slippery so you lose them and have to pay for more.  Anyway.  Had piece of toast with Kids Chicken Parm.  Would be even more justified in having a piece of toast with Kids Turkey Meatloaf!  UNLESS BREAD GOES BAD.  Then again if bread goes bad and you toast it PROBLEM SOLVED.  That might not be accurate.  Might have to look into that one.  Coffee time!
   Hmm.  For a long time I was doing EIGHT packs of artificial sweetener with coffee (even when I was using cream!)  Then I dropped down to SEVEN.  Now I'm down to SIX.  It's GREAT because I'M SAVING MONEY.  Also presumably artificial sweetener causes cancer down the line We'll Find Out so SLIGHTLY LESS CANCER FOR ME!  Amazing.  Chicken Curry is the STAR of Super Market meals this week.  In terms of most indulgent/hearty, and ALSO it has RICE which I haven't had in a while.  Gotta MAKE IT COUNT though.  Only when I'm Real Hungry For Lunch OR I'm Real Into having that specific meal.  MAYBE THAT TURNS INTO TODAY LUNCH I DUNNO IT COULD HAPPEN.  Maybe it never happens and I REGRET getting it.  VERY possible.  Hmm.  Mexican Wine gotta have some sort of connotation.  Maybe it was just to TRICK people like me into ASSUMING its connotation.  And THAT ITSELF is the connotation.  Oh no I'VE BEEN HAD.  That sucks!  What else sucks.  Lotta stuff.  Oh okay.
   SEVENTH paragraph!  What else is going on and crap.  Could sworn I had mini ice cream sandwich over MightNight.  Could be wrong though.  I MAY have already been out of them beforehand.  Nah I think I'm right.  So that's good.  MAN I'd like a mini ice cream sandwich for upcoming snack in 2.5 hours.  THEN AGAIN I GOT LOTS OF TIME to change my mind.  WHICH IS GOOD.  Because I may not have any left!  Oh well such is life I got Other Ice Creams.  Great.  Finished orange soda.  Feel like I just went downstairs to get coffee.  I don't want this guy thinking I'm just getting beverages every five minutes!  MAYBE REFILL AFTER NEXT PARAGRAPH.  And that lasts me THROUGH THIS PERIOD BETWEEN WALKS!  Amazing I got it all figured out I guess.  Think I got a ZOOM appointment on Wednesday with Therapist.  I definitely have it WRITTEN DOWN I have appointment then.  Kinda feels like it's too soon though!  IN MY HEAD last appointment WASN'T that long ago!  GOOD STUFF.  Raspberry Beret.  That's not WINE but it IS raspberry.  Fascinating.
    Okay.  Hmm.  I fee like when Prince turned into The Artist Formally Known As Prince MAYBE he graduated to King and just never told us specifically?  That's what happens to princes!  They're a prince.  Then that title becomes outdated--- BECAUSE THEY BECOME KING.  So maybe Prince was King for a while but WE JUST NEVER TALKED ABOUT IT.  Also do Prince and Queen exist in the same Music Cinematic Universe?  Gotta imagine other Royalty bands too.  If you name a band for Royalty YOU GET MORE ROYALTIES from your music.  That's just OBVIOUS.  Makes sense.  Lorde.  Close enough.  Anyway.  Bad news about being ahead of schedule is TAKES ME LONGER to get to snacktime.  Usually isn't a big deal.  I'm in a good place with Eating At Least From Breakfast Through Dinner.  But I guess it THEORETICALLY could pose a problem.  Hmm.  Got 4 Fresh Lunches to have through Thursday Presumably.  That's FIVE meals.  Presumably I can get a dinner or two in there as well.  I COULD RESPONSIBLY EAT TWO BREAKFAST HOT POCKETS FOR LUNCH.  Why wouldn't I want to do that.  DELICIOUS.  Whatever time to get LAST SODA OF THE ACT.
    HMM.  Imagining enjoying hot pocket has SIDE EFFECT of making me imagine enjoying VEGETABLE BURGER.  OVENIZE THAT TOO.  Maybe some frozen Freedom Fries as side.  I like this IT JUST MAY WORK OUT FOR THE BEST.  Hmm.  This act was fun IN THE SENSE that it's almost over.  Great!  Then again this act is terrible because I NEED TO WRITE TWO MORE PARAGRAPHS.  AHH THE COMPLICATION.  Hmm.  Any other BlockBusters from Recent Days that I can AND SHOULD be watching?  My guess is sure plenty of blockbusters.  They're called blockbusters because THEY WILL BUST THE BLOCK YOU LIVE ON.  Everyone gonna be STAMPEDING towards the theatr to see the film, which the concrete sidewalks CAN'T HANDLE ALL AT ONCE, ruining your block completely.  Or, "BUSTING," it, as the case may be.  Anyway.  I feel like I see TOO MANY PEOPLE on my walks.  Look it's okay That I constantly am outside taking walks.  But what are YOU always doing out here.  STAY AT HOME WITH YOUR FAMILY AND LOVED ONES.  That's how I feel.  Hmm.  What's the over/under on when They Remove This Path Blocking Tree.  Four weeks?  Off the top of my head maybe I'd set the over/under at 4-5 weeks.  OH WELL CAN'T DO MUCH ABOUT IT OTHER THAN SPECULATE.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Sweet!  Good alternative to Steak * Stuffed Mushroom is JUST SOME GRIDDLECENTRIC MEAL.  Possibly a Bison burger for tomorrow TWERE I be inclined to plan ahead.  Interesting.  That way I can get egg whites for Balanced Breakfasts without having to cook them myself.  I feel like you can easily get egg whites as side for CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES but it's less intuitive than REGULAR pancakes and/or plain other GriddleCentric meals.  THEY'D GO WITH IT THOUGH.  Wouldn't freak them out COMPLETELY.  So that's something to think about.  Also it adds ANOTHER breakfast-- Third Freedom Chip Pancake!  WOW THIS IS A GREAT IDEA solid 50% chance off the top of my head as the over/under on whether I do it and/or not do it or not.  Hmm.  Finished soda.  Finished coffee!  Figure when I get back from Walk I WILL FILL UP BOTH to take upstairs AT THE SAME TIME what nurse thinks about that BE DAMNED.  I know what I'm doing beverage-wise and I'm not gonna let SOME NURSE ruin my Beverage Good Time!  Ok.  I'll be back in a bit.

Take Your Time To Read Carefully

    HI!  Took a walk.  Got coffee #2 and some diet coke.  Nurse is conversating with my Dad!  Good deal!  Dad is REAL PARTICULAR about nurses!  Hopefully he's getting a kick out of TALKING TO SOME GUY.  Anyway let's write 5 more paragraphs.  Let's Easily Aim For 45 minutes.  Could be 25 minutes for all I know.  What else is going on.  GOLDON GRAHAM BARR as upcoming snack.  I OWE IT TO MYSELF for FIGURING OUT what to have for lunch.  Veggie burger and 14-16 Freedom Fries.  WOW I EARNED THAT WEIRD CHOCOLATE CEREAL BAR REAL GOOD.  Anyway.  Mets game coming up soon, too!  I EARNED THAT by watching A LOT of last nights game!  I conversate with my Dad a lot.  But I'm not getting paid to do it.  Well my Dad pays for everything I do or get.  And he might go back on that if I don't conversate with him well enough.  So I guess IN ESSENCE I am benefiting financially from the deal.  YA know what though?  I'd conversate with him anyway.  GOOD GUY. 
    What else is crap.  Yesterday ACTUALLY TOOK A SHOWER with SLIGHTLY COOLER WATER.  It was GREAT.  I dunno why I didn't think of this sooner.  Oh I know why BECAUSE I'M DUMB.  That checks out I guess.  Ahead of schedule, but roughly having snack after shower still more or less IN THE SPIRIT of being on Snack Schedule.  Maybe I put it off AN EXTRA 15 MINUTES relative to everything else I DON'T KNOW.  Nobody knows.  Maybe Watchman knows.  The guy who exists in All Time At Once.  But even HE probably doesn't know because HE'S FOCUSED ON OTHER THINGS.  Just because He CAN know ANYTHING doesn't mean he WILL know EVERYTHING.  Unless maybe he Can And Does know everything.  I COULD SEE THAT BEING THE CASE TOO SOMETIMES.  Oh well such is life.  I DON'T KNOW WHEN I'll be able to get Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bars again.  Haven't been available the last 2 or 3 times.  THAT SUCK THEY WERE THE GOODS.  Oh well life goes on I guess!  Also missing certain Protein One bars that were the goods.  Haven't had them in MANY MOONS.  And other stuff I'm sure what do I know.
    Three paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  Can't wait to take a shower for 90 seconds and NOT being like THIS IS WAY TOO HOT WATER I DON'T LIKE IT. Also that's a phrase.  Someone is in HOT WATER.  It's DANGEROUS because YOU MIGHT BE BURNT ALIVE depending on how hot the water is! ...And depending on how alive you are.  Not gonna be burnt alive if you're already dead.  You're just gonna be Burnt Dead then.  So that's good I guess.  Hey right around halfway through Act II.  That's PRETTY good.  Could be better.  Probably WILL be better PRETTY SOON.  But it could also DEFINITELY be worse.  In fact let's be honest AT THIS POINT RIGHT NOW IT ALREADY IS BETTER.  Wow amazing how things work out like that.  Hmm.  HEY been a while since I got Steak * Eggs.  Almost forgot all about that!  In fact I DID forget all about that.  NO ALMOST TO IT.  Hmm.  Not sure if that's a 2 part meal or 3.  PROBABLY 2 but I'm NOT SURE.  Either way YEAH LET'S THINK ABOUT THAT FOR SOME REASON.  Because it's delicious.  OH THAT'S A PRETTY GOOD REASON CARRY ON THEN.
    Two paragraphs to go!  Get some HOME FRIES as the potato side.  Eat A SLICE OF TOAST with each Time Eating It.  Get EGG WHITES as egg side.  I'm very excited about all this I'm gonna be very honest.  Well I HAVE been very honest.  Don't have much more to say on the matter-- honest or not!  So that's good.  Got a solid 15 minutes to finish this Act while being exactly on target based on last arbitrary target I set for myself.  PERECT.  PERECT amount of time to give myself for 1.5 paragraphs.  VERY DO ABLE but ALSO not TOO do able.  So that's fun.  Maybe also get something else I haven't gotten in EVEN CONSIDERABLY LONGER and get jumbo chocolate chip cookie or black * white.  Split whichever one into two breakfasts.  It will seem TOO HEARTY a breakfast EVEN ONLY WITH HALF but c'mon one of these cookies can't be more than 700 calories!  350 CALORIE IS BREAKFAST TOP OUT TARGET.  Look if it's 800 calories NOT GONNA KILL ME EITHER.  HOW MANY CALORIES CAN ONE BIG COOKIE BE?!?!
    Last paragraph of the act.  Sounds like nurse is getting ready to leave.  WONDER WHO WILL MAKE IT OUT THE DOOR FIRST.  Me or him.  NOT SURE AS OF NOW.  What else is going on and crap.  Finished coffee, finished soda.  No point in pouring more soda at this point.  DEFINITELY no point in pouring more coffee.  Very point in even JUST LIVING.  Might as well call it quits and move onto whatever's next!  Hmm that doesn't sound good.  What else is up.  Presumably get chocolate chip cookie.  More used to black and whites for breakfasts the last couple months than a chocolate chip cookie.  MIX IT UP, that's what I always say.  Probably said it a dozen or two times before.  Not quite ALWAYS but halfway there I feel.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Of course I won't get delicious Crab Stubbed Mushroom but I can survive with EGG instead.  I can THRIVE with Egg instead.  Anyway great I'm gonna move on with my life now.  Be back tonight!

that's all i have for you today

    Had a wonderful Surprise Lunch today!  Mom wanted OUT OF NOWHERE EGGS.  So we got Small Diner Delivery.  Delivery was small, and THE DINER WAS SMALL.  Half the size restaurant as normal diner delivery!  Either way FREEDOM CHIP PANCAKES FOR LUNCH.  With one leftover for Upcoming Breakfast.  DELICIOUS.  Less chocolate (Freedom) chips than Other Diner but SOMETIN' ABOUT THESE PANCAKES JUST STRUCK ME THE RIGHT WAY.  Anyway.  Had delicious half Steak * Eggs for dinner.  Mystery Potato Side was CURLY FRIES.  Go figure!  I'll wait here while you're figuring.  Then I'll start typing something else.  We're going on THE HONOR SYSTEM that you've completed Figuring completely before you continue to read into the next thing.  Sucking on chocolate lollipop now.  DELICIOUS.  Was STRUCK with EXTREME HUNGER in middle of the day.  We're talkin' 2 hours after lunch and right before ORDERING dinner.  I had PLANNED SNACK then A LIL BIT OF THE HAIR OF TE DOG THAT BIT ME.  A fudgesicle.  That wasn't the hair of the dog that bit me.  It was FOOD.  The dog that bit me was FOOD.  Then I had MORE FOOD.  JUST LIKE MORE DOG.
    Put in order for Amazon Fresh to come tomorrow.  Anything exciting?  SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT flavor of Dependable Granola Bar.  Nice dumb low calorie granola bar I've gotten many times BUT THIS TIME Slightly different flavor.  CHOCOLATE but I think now it says DARK chocolate.  NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.  I've had it up to HERE with things that are Too Light.  Anyway started Fancy Beer but barely had even a couple of sips as of now.  So that's good.  IS IT THOUGH.  It's not BAD.  Things that aren't BAD are GOOD.  That's my Takeaway from The Human Experience.  Hmm.  OH HEY GETTING POP CHIPS.  That's NOT exciting but it's A GOOD MOVE.  Might not be the FLASHIEST grocery product but it WILL PAY OFF BIG TIME IN LONG RUN.  Even in SHORT RUN.  Mostly in long run though.  And for some reason NOT IN MIDDLE RUN AT ALL.  Go figure!  I'll be waiting.
   Hmm.  Other flavor of granola bar is either S'more or Chocolate Chip.  I think usually (ALWAYS?) S'more.  TODAY NEW ONE IS DARK CHOCOLATE CHUNK.  You had me at Dark Chocolate and then YOU GOT ME EVEN MORE AT CHUNK.  Not sure what it is about them using the word CHUNK with CHOCOLATE in Branding but whatever they're doing IT'S WORKING.  I WANT SOME CHOCOLATE CHUNK.  NICE CHUNK OF CHOCOLATE.  YOU NAILED THIS SNACK FRAMING OUT OF PARK.  GAME RECOGNIZE GAME.  What else is going on.  Takin' out some garbage in a little bit.  DAD liked his nurse!  OH JOY.  Dad got enough problems without having to have a nurse he doesn't, "Dig!"  I feel great this is wonder.  Ful.  For some reason I forgot to say the, "Full," part of, "Wonderful."  But APPARENTLY realized my mistake RIGHT AWAY.  Hey that's good.  Why not.  I THINK there's a Netflix Tales from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie I've never seen before.  I know there was a new one On A Streamer a few months ago that I saw.  I FEEL LIKE THIS IS AN EVEN NEWER ONE but I may be being misled.  This MAY turn out to be the one I saw a few months ago but ya know what from what I've seen IT LOOKS DIFFERENT.  GO FIGURE.
     Look am I still sucking on lollipop from Beginning of Act?  YOU BET.  Well too late to bet now.  ALL BETS ARE OFF THE ANSWER IS ALREADY TOLD.  Also the phrase all bets are off in other contexts sounds WRONG.  It means like HEY ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN!  ALL BETS ARE OFF!  WHO KNOWS!!!  That's exactly when BETS SHOULD BE ON.  If anything  can happen OF COURSE THERE SHOULD BE BLACK MARKET BETTING ON WHAT WILL HAPPEN.  All bets being off is what should happen when THERE'S NOTHING TO BET ABOUT.  All bets being off IS BEST TIME TO BET c'mon folks it MAKE SENSE.  Anyway down to Just Chewing On Tootsie Pop Center of lollipop.  I enjoyed this lollipop a lot.  Maybe have another one later on in the night.  Ya know within the next 90 minutes and whatknot.  That sort of thing.  What else.  I was Pretty OKAY with Steak * Eggs portions of everything.  Except for how they BUTTERED MY TOAST.  Threw that shit OUT IN THE GARBAGE.  Took my chances with OLD WHITE BREAD.  I have no regrets.  Not that I know of at least.  Probably have tons of regrets subconsciously.  Or unconsciously.  Or BOTH what do I know.
    Okay.  LOOK can I enjoy delicious Different Pancake for breakfast tomorrow SURE.  It was GREAT.  I really got more of a PANCAKE TASTE out of these pancakes than the other pancakes.  Which is GOOD if that's what you're looking for.  HOWEVER I can also BANK THAT FREEDOM CHIP PANCAKE for a morning or two and have a CLASSIC BREAKFAST (Pop Tart --> Ice Cream Sandwich).  That sounds EVEN BETTER.  The pop tart fills ya up and gives ya a TASTE of delicious and then the Ice Cream Sandwich WASHES IT DOWN and provides some Heartiness to it as well!  Look if you learn nothing else from this website let it be Pop Tart and Halfway Indulgent Ice Cream Sandwiches can AND SHOULD be a legitimate breakfast option For One And All.  YOU IDIOTS.  Hmm.  What's going on and crap.  ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL I'd be taking out garbage in 12 minutes.  MAKE THAT ELEVEN MINUTES.  I wanna write six paragraphs before recess.  WELL THIS WORKS OUT PERECTLY.
    YEAH!  Halfway into Season IV of Tales Crypt this time around.  How long does it  take me to get through Tales Crypt. 1.5-2 weeks I guess.  10-14 days.  There's, what, SEVENTY ONE or SEVENTY NINE episodes overall?  Lemme LTURQ.  93?!?!  HOW WAS I SO FAR OFF. I feel SHAME.  LOTS OF SHAME.  Never gonna live this down.  Anyway I feel like I definitely go through a cycle in 2 weeks.  What's 14 into 93.  HMM sounds like about 1/6th.  LET'S LTURQ.  YEP PRETTY CLOSE.  So that means, what, I'm watching six episodes a day to make it to 2 weeks?  That sounds reasonable.  ALSO WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE.  WHERE AM I.  I DON'T LIKE THIS ONE BIT.  Hmm.  Gonna have to put pants on to take out garbage.  HEY ya win some ya lose some.  Ya win some-- Delicious Pancakey Pancakes, and Ya lose some-- Put Pants Back On Later On In The Day.  Hmm.  Okay that's six paragraphs.  Act III Part I is OVER!!!

    HEY.  Last paragraph wasn't quite long enough.  On my monitor, on Microsoft FrontPage, it took up 6.85 Lines or so.  I'm gonna want AT LEAST SLIGHTLY OVER 7 LINES.  By which I mean IT TAKES UP EIGHT LINES (But the last one can be a very small fraction of the entire Horizontal).  Anyway having a delicious Hearty Fiber Bar which is less hearty than a Quest Bar would be.  I GOT MY REASONS LEAF ME ALONE ABOUT IT.  Probably gonna have lollipop later on and then ice cream bar more later on AND PROBABLY THAT'S IT.  Started Beer #2.  Went OUT OF MY WAY to FINISH Beer #1.  We're talkin I CHUGGED A BIT OF IT just so I COULD GET ON THE RIGHT COURSE.  Anyway these fiber bars are delicious.  I should eat them more often.  In fact I should eat three more right now!  Not GONNA.  Probably SHOULD.  Oh well we all have to make sacrificies in life and the sacrifices are Doing Things We Know Are Wrong For Some Reason Or Something I Dunno.
    YEAH.  Three paragraphs to go.  DO I start watching, "NEW," Tales From The Chainsaw Massacre?  I think I saw it was an obscenely short movie.  Still not gonna watch ENTIRE thing though.  Guess I could put it on though for half an hour or whatever when this is over.  WHY NOT I LIKE PUTTING THINGS ON THE TV.  Makes it more fun to watch instead of having the TV Off.  That gets Real Boring REAL QUICK.  Hmm.  Getting more Goldon Graham Barrs from amazon fresh even though I still  have like 5 of them from Old Box because YA NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'LL BINGE EAT GOLDON GRAHAM BARRS.  Could be tonight.  Could be TOMORROW NIGHT.  See!  You never know!  Could be one of TWO things!  Hmm.  Eat a non-chocolate lollipop coming up.  I think I need to CONSERVE chocolate flavored lollipops better.  Hey.  CHOCOLATE GUM.  WHAT THE HELL IS THE HOLD UP WITH THAT.  I feel like I've, "Gone There," a couple of times before re: Chocolate Gum but either way WHAT THE HELL IS THE HOLD UP WITH THAT.  WE WANT CHOCOLATE GUM AND WE WANT IT YESTERDAY.
    Hmm.  Better Google CHOCOLATE GUM just to see if its in the works anywhere.  Or at the very least come across an article that's like HEY WHAT'S THE HOLD UP ON CHOCOLATE GUM??? so I KNOW why it's not in the works anywhere. I DUNNO.  Seems like they've had one-off promotions of chocolate gum here and there.  I DUNNO WHY IT NEVER CATCHES ON.  If I know people like I think I know people they LOVE chocolate and can TOLERATE gum.  THIS SEEMS LIKE A KNOW BRAINER.  Hmm.  Tomorrow is a new month.  AUGUST.  I feel like I've heard of Augusts in the past but oh well what can ya do.  Since I had Surprise Freedom Chip Pancakes today that means ONE MORE MEAL upcoming Weekday Week that I MUST HAVE a Super Market meal.  ONE FLEX MEAL I WOULD HAVE HAD HAS NOW ALREADY OCCURRED.  Hey that's great I have no regrets.  Less Freedom Chips but TASTED MORE PANCAKEY in a GOOD way.  So that's how that goes and crap, I dunno, what else is up.
    Last paragraph of the night!  Let's knock it out of the park Once And For All. HOW MANY LINES WAS THAT LAST, "PARAGRAPH," IF YOU CAN EVEN CALL IT THAT.  ABOUT 7.33!  WAY MORE THAN THAT OTHER PARAGRAPH RECENTLY I WAS CONCERNED ABOUT THE LENGTH WITH.  So that's good I'm glad everything is working out for me.  I think I know JUST THE HEALTH ICE CREAM BAR I'll be having at Bedtime.  One I tried for the first time Friday night.  I'm SURE we covered this.  I remember covering it!  OH RIGHT OKAY.  Hmm.  Gettin' pretty late.  Might just finish the Tales Crypt I'm 5 minutes into and then Go To Bedford Buy Time.  Seems reasonable!  I like the part where I'm like hey took evening pills eaten some ice cream now it's time to drift into some nice relatively peaceful slumber.  Peacefulness will be interrupted by waking up 1-3 times to eat something BUT will be REINFORCED once I DO eat it because apparently at the time I've calculated a more peaceful experience eating 1-3 snacks as opposed to somehow stopping myself.  So that's good or something.  I dunno!  That's it for today.  See ya tomorrow!

-9:43 P.M.

Saturday, July 30, 2022

Thinking About Trying Writing Paragraphs

    Hey!  About 2 hours ahead of schedule today.  Maybe one hour.  I forget what On Schedule Is.  I THINK it's sitting down for Act 1 at around 10:15.  COULD BE 9:15.  It's 8:15 now.  Accepting mini Super Market order this morning!  But unless they come very early that shouldn't interrupt Act I!  HOPE IT DOES.  I don't wanna have to sit around for 2 hours waiting for it which sounds PRETTY PLAUSIBLE.  Maybe I can do some circle walking.  Haven't done that in a while!  For good reason!  It's dumb.  Dumber than me!  So that's good.  Met game today at 6:10 PM!  I can solidly watch some of that.  Maybe watch Jurassic Worlds I and II to get into the spirit of III.  Assuming they're available to me.  They probably are.  Seems like they would be!  Anyway what kind of delicious meal I got for lunch.  Hmm nothing JUMPS OFF THE PAGE at me.  What page. ANY page.  Great.  Took a klonopin with morning medicine.  Felt like the right way to go!  Anyway 1 or 2 MightNight Snacks-- modest amount!  Had DELICIOUS Balanced Breakfast today.  Looking forward to MORE but I have no egg whites.  So I could MAKE egg whites or wait until I can get them as A SIDE for a Diner Delivery Dinner Breakfast.  Oh okay great.
    Hmm.  Then again GOT GOOD ICE CREAM SANDWICHES AND POP TARTS for Classic Breakfast.  So that's good.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... OH NO A LO OF THEM.  National Avocado Day, National Jump For Jelly Beans Day, National Raspberry Cake Day, and Shredded Wheat Day.  Cake.  That's all I'm on board with for this.  ONE WORD out of FOUR PHRASES.  I guess the, JUMP," part of that other meal celebration is okay too.  I don't jump nearly as much as I want to but now that I think about it I CAN turn all that around if I wanted to!  So that's good.  SATURDAY.  Maybe make one last case 80% Heartedly about Comedy Class to my Mom and then give up.  HEY THAT'S LIFE.  NOT DOING THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO DO.  Why should I be any different than others in this Human Experience.  Probably no reason!  Look I had pastrami sandwich yesterday, turkey sandwich AND veggie burger sandwich might be redundant.  Got chicken roll tonight making Chicken Parm and Chicken Curry redundant.  So turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti.  Is that what you're trying to tell me.  KINDA REDUNDANT TOO.  SPAGHETTI AND ITALIAN FOOD IS ONE AND THE SAME.
    Hmm.  At least once Super Market gets here it takes 3 minutes to put things away.  That's fun I guess!  New Nurse coming to help my Dad tomorrow with Blood Infusion.  I CAN'T WAIT to see what kind of Jerk or Jerkess this person gonna be.  VERY INTIMATE SITUATION.  I am ADULT BABY BOY living with ELDERLY PATIENT IN NEED OF HOME CARE.  To be fair he needed this home care when he was middle aged.  Started around his late 40's!  SO GET OFF HIS BACK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Left over about 15% of 2nd can of beer last night it turns out.  Put that sucker in the fridge!  Maybe hold off on it until Tonight when I start beer anyway.  Sounds reasonable.  Lots of things would sound reasonable as reactions to this situation.  Lots of things WOULDN'T be reason.  Going on a killing spree for example.  UNREASONABLE.  Hmm.  DANGIT I'm gonna have to do nothing for like 2 hours aren't I.  Whatta jip.  LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY I can BIT THE BULLET and eat veggie burger for lunch.  I usually enjoy it!  RARELY look forward to it.  What kinda sides we talkin.  Kettled chips?  That'd be my first guess.
    Hmm.  Maybe because it's NO FREEZER STUFF but some fridge stuff I CAN TAKE WALK DESPITE IT NOT BEING HERE YET in the window it may come.  I could successfully lobby my Dad on that but he'd be VERY unhappy about it.  So forget it!  UNLESS they refine their delivery window such that I presumably have plenty of time to get in a walk.  SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE.  Good deal.  Hmm.  ALREADY SAID NATIONAL FOODS OF THE TOMORROW.  Usually I get into it around now.  DANGIT.  Now I gotta come up with what I should have come up with before NOW.  Okay.  JACOB DEGROM set to make first MLB start in over a year on Tuesday!  He's the guy whose the best pitcher around and is ON THE METS.  Wonder how long until he's injured.  FIRST INNING/  THIRD INNING?  We'll have to wait and see I guess.  Can't be calling him Old Man DeGrom.  Just Brittle Man DeGrom.  I DON'T LIKE IT EITHER but this is the world we live in!  Okay.  Wonder what World Travel Patriotism Calendar will advertise for August.  World Travel Destination Advertisement.  AND I wonder what Patriotism Days we got going on in August.  TWO DAYS AWAY!!!
   Sure why not.  Guess I'm getting coffee after this paragraph.  Look I think if I think LONG AND HARD about it I can come up with a good lunch.  HOWEVER anything other than I just said should be off the table.  Delivery and the like.  GOTTA FINISH WHAT I GOT.  FIVE Super Market meals presumably to get me to Thursday and ONE 2nd half of Italian Restaurant Meal for DINNER TONIGHT presumably.  Then again WHO KNOWS.  Maybe I get SMALLER DINER DELIVERY from Door Dash.  Get some Griddlecentric meal for lunch.  I'd have to get SOMTHING ELSE though to justify it.  THAT'S NO GOOD AT ALL.  What else is up.  Got meal replacement cookie.  DON'T BE AN IDIOT.  If I want something sweet then turkey sandwich is the way to go.  Could have SweetSide.  VEGGIE BURGER TOO PRESUMABLY.  Oh okay I can consider those things sure.  HEY the next two Tales Crypt episode titles HAVE ALLITERATION.  I think I always knew that but never CONSCIOUSLY THOUGHT about it.  Mournin' Mess and Split Second.  I don't think I'm giving anything away by talking about titles.  COFFEE TIME.
   Wow!  Halfway done with Act I.  Dunno how today is gonna shape up to be any good.  DayTime Day.  Morning I got covered-- won't be GREAT.  Lots of waiting around for Super Market.  Got night covered--- Food, beer, and Entry!  DAYTIME?  TV SURE BUT I'm gonna have to narrow it down IN A QUALITY WAY.  Oh well such is life.  What's today.  Penultimate day of August.  August is a song!  By The Rilo Kileys!  EVERY YEAR I THINK is THIS The August they're singing about?  And every year I HAVE NO PROOF ONE WAY OR ANOTHER.  Maybe IT IS this upcoming August though.  Gotta figure there's SOME odds it will be!  Looks like some sort of extreme META cover up with Secret Service and/or other assorted texts and/or other assorted records being deleted and/or destroyed.  The person/people meant to INVESTIGATE THIS went along with the coverup.  SOUNDS BAD.  REAL BAD.  Crime is bad enough but when you get META CRIME that's something VERY Bad.  Oh well what can ya do.  Couldn't even do anything before the meta crime came out.  All I can think of is Shrugging my shoulders and hoping someone else will hold them accountable.  I CAN'T hold them accountable.  I DON'T HAVE THE AUTHORITY.  OR THE CRACK TEAM WORKING BEHIND ME HELPING ME EVERY STEP OF THE WAY.
    Seventh paragraph!  HMM.  Window for Super Market delivery is supposed to be between 10-12.  THINK I'LL TAKE A WALK NOW.  be back at around 9:25!

    YEAH!  Took a walk and NOTHIN' CAME.  Finished beer from last night thinking it'd be 15% full.  MORE LIKE 40% FULL.  If I knew that going into it I probably woulda saved it for later.  OH WELL NO GOING BACK NOW.  Anyway if I have LONG BREAK between Act I and accepting Super Market delivery make some progress watching Jurassic World.  I HAVE to watch it to do my Patriotic Duty as a Dinosaur-God Fearing American.  JUST DO IT THEN.  The earlier the better!  THE LESS CONSEQUENCES there will be for putting it off.  More ya put it off-- more potential consequences!  Also MAYBE I'm still at the phase where no CONSEQUENCES, only REWARDS.  But each day is LESS of a reward.  And I guess AT SOME POINT small rewards turn into small consequences turn into LARGE consequences.  What am I talking about again.  Oh, right.  Must watch Jurassic World III.  Look I don't make the rules.
    Three paragraphs to go for Act I.  Stupendous.  Anything INTERESTING happen on my walk.  Not that I could think of.  Pedestrians Abound.  That's for sure.  Not very interesting though.  Hmm.  Maybe some sort of comedy ZOOM class somewhere.  Maybe not STAND UP comedy.  Maybe WRITING comedy or something.  Gotta be Zoom classes somewhere, right?  I can look into that.  I'll do that LATER TODAY.  No doubt about it.  There are some legitimate doubts about it.  I guess I'll just have to prove them wrong then won't I.  Delivery could come as I finish this Act.  Or it could come 2 hours later.  Both are PLAUSIBLE.  ALSO PLAUSIBLE-- BETWEEN THOSE TIMES, AFTER THE SECOND TIME, AND BEFORE THE FIRST TIME.  There that just about covers everything!  Good deal!  Anyway I dunno.  Thinkin' about starting Fancy Craft Beer tonight.  SIX CANS?  That's THREE 2 Can Nights PRESUMABLY.  Ya never know for sure though.  Maybe you do.  WOW I'M IN THE PRESCENCE OF GENIUS.
   Penultimate paragraph!  Cool deal.  POSSIBLE early afternoon activities are mix-em-up'd a bit, but I should have no problem fitting in seven walks at all.  Maybe even can be on track for eight walks?  Don't wanna do that though.  So NO THANKS.  Hmm I wonder if my condominium gardener listening to Halloween Music was UNIQUE AD Campaign for the film.  They pay ALL THE GARDNERS to listen to Halloween Music when they're out and about in your neighborhood.  I LIKE THIS EXPLANATION A LOT.  THAT'S the kind of world I want to live in!  Well at least compared to being around a gardener who pumps himself up by listening to Halloween music.  Between those two worlds I'LL TAKE UNIQUE VIRAL MARKETING CAMPAIGN thanks.  Hmm.  Maybe he's playing Michael Myers in a Community Theater production of Halloween.  Gets into character All Day Long.  I wish him the best if that's the case.  And THE WORST for some reason if IT'S NOT THAT CASE.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Hmm.  I dunno.  It'll be FUN to think at some point HEY I WATCHED THE LAS JURASSIC WORLD.  JOB WELL DONE.  NOW IT'S ON TO THE NEXT THING I DON'T REALLY WANNA DO BUT PROBABLY SHOULD ANYWAY FOR SOME REASON NO ONE IS REALLY SURE OF.  So just gotta have that Endpoint in my mind to help me GET THERE.  Hmm.  I dunny.  Turkey meatloaf health spaghetti for lunch?  Veggie burger?  LEADING TWO OPTIONS as of now I FEEL.  Great.  Wonder what August is gonna be all about.  It's too early to say SUMMER IS WINDING DOWN but it WILL be the SECOND HALF of Summer.  More or less.  First week or so is still first half of summer.  YOU GET THE IDEA.  Maybe.  Possibly.  I think I get the idea and if I can vaguely get the idea surely you can get it at least to the same extent as me.  Hmm.  Anyway hey that's it for now.  I'll be back with more Entry later on!

What Makes You Say That

    Hey!  Had to wait a long time for Super Market delivery to come BUT ON THE PLUS SIDE I'm 2/3rds into Jurassic World III.  And since I'm a walk ahead of the games, I have up to TWO HOURS from now until next walk.  Write Act II, take shower, finish Jurassic World III.  All could be done COMFORTABLY in that time period.  And then I'M DONE with Required Dinosaur Movies to watch.  So that's good!  Leaning towards Turkey Meatloaf with BONUS PIECE OF WHITE BREAD TOAST.  Look the White Bread is 15 days old at this point.  Refridgerated, sure.  But I'll have to inspect it to see if it looks okay to the naked eye!  OH MAN I JUST REALIZED MY EYES ARE NAKED.  I need sunglasses to hide my shame!  Or TWO eye patches!  BUT THEN HOW WILL I SEE.  I will learn to rely on MY OTHER SENSES to get around and function.  Oh okay that checks out.  What else is good.  Had a 70 cal brownie earlier while waiting.  I wanted a small snack.  I had a small snack!  PERECT WAY TO LIVE YOUR LIFE.  Have another slightly bigger snack coming up before Lunch.  Keto bar brownie?  Goldon Graham Barr?  WE'LL SEE WHAT DIRECTION I WANNA GO IN.  Well you'll see it.  I might have to rely on HEARING IT or SMELLING IT.  No time like the present to start wearing double eye patches.
    Anyway I dunno.  Almost done with Jurassic World III!  I don't like it very much but TO IT'S CREDIT it is kinda flying by quickly.  Could be due to other circumstances of my Morning Experience.  OR MAYBE they just DESIGNED A MOVIE that flies by quickly which makes people HAPPY because IT'S NOT GREAT.  Whatever.  I really got a kick out of Half Chicken Roll/1 Slice of pizza last night.  I think I'm gonna get a re-kick out of it again tonight.  Gotta OVENIZE IT right.  Yesterday I OVENIZED IT for about 23 minutes BUT KEEP IN MIND it had been made freshly about an hour or an hour 15 minutes BEFORE ultimately re-putting it in oven.  Today?  Out of the fridge?  MIGHT WANNA AIM FOR Oh I Don't Know 28 Minutes?  Sounds REASONABLE.  Which is IMPORTANT.  I can't tell whether things LOOK reasonable anymore so I'M STRONGLY LEANING ON MY ABILITY TO ASSESS THINGS THROUGH SOUND.  I'll figure out Feel next.  Then smell then taste. 
    Okay.  Also a lot of this is contingent on my other senses being enhanced.  That's the main reason I'm doing this.  If there's no trade-off and I'm JUST LOSING SIGHT with NO ADDED BENEFIT then I'D HAVE TO BE PRETTY STUPID WOULDN'T I.  NOPE I'm banking on Hearing improving tremdously WHICH SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.  THAT'S REALLY HOW THINGS WORK.  Might take a while.  Not gonna be done in a matter of days.  MAYBE A MATTER OF WEEKS.  But it's gradual, I UNDERSTAND THAT.  Hmm.  I don't like taking showers these days.  WATER IS TOO HOT.  You know I can adjust the heat of the water by twisting a knob.  I don't NEED to twist it All The Way To The Hot Side.  I can twist it maybe 2/3rds there.  THAT'S NOT HOW I DO THINGS.  I'M GONNA HAVE WATER AS HOT AS POSSIBLE AND THEN BE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH IT AND STAND 75% OUTSIDE THE RANGE OF THE SHOWER WATER, ONLY BOBBING BACK IN AND BACK OUT INTO THE SHOWERING ONLY AS MUCH AS I NEED TO.  So GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Now that I think about it I could try using slightly colder water.  Never occurred to me before!
   Two more paragraph for DayTime Day left.  Looks like I'm done with balanced breakfasts for a couple of days.  Tomorrow can be CLASSIC Breakfast of Pop Tart + Ice Cream Sandwich.  I'm looking forward to it already.  Apparently.  I just talked about it.  That's LOOKING FORWARD.  Looking forward implies POSITIVE ANTICIPATION.  But it doesn't HAVE TO YOU IDIOTS.  Just means FORWRADLY IN TIME I am LOOKING THUSLY.  SO that's good.  Anyway.  If I can't see does that mean I will start to feel overly self conscious of the way I SOUND and FEEL?  Can't see myself so I KINDA WILL FORGET what I/others look like.  I can HEAR MYSELF NOW THOUGH-- EVEN MORE THAN BEFORE.  THIS IS TERRIBLE.  EVERYONE GONNA HATE ME BECAUSE OF MY DUMB VOICE.  Also FEEL weird.  To the TOUCH.  Anyway I dunno what else is going on and crap.  One more paragraph to write!  That's good news!  For ME!  I like FINISHING DOING STUFF.  It GETS ME OFF.  SEXUALLY.
   What else is up.  Think I should CLIP SOME TOE NAILS in the near immediate future.  No socks on right now in anticipation of showering when this is over.  I DUNNO ABOUT YOU GUYS but my toe nails ARE IN CLIPPABLE TERRITORY.  They're not OBSCENELY long.  Not EVEN CLOSE.  Just long enough where I COULD GET A KICK out of clipping them responsibly LONG BEFORE they become a problem.  This is great news clipping nails is one of my favorite fun time activities.  Hmm.  I don't remember much Dinosaur Action in Jurassic World III.  Sure SOME Dinosaur Action.  Maybe they're saving the best Dinosaur Action for the last 35% of the film.  Makes sense.  Keeps butts in the seats because the dinosaur action hasn't happened yet and they wanna make sure they don't miss any of it.  Not a lot of Dinosaur-On-Dinosaur action, either!  Why would dinosaurs fight dinosaurs they're natural allies.  Not sure that checks out exactly!  Oh well.  I'm done here for now.  Shower time!

great same thing as before

    Hi!  I think I'm gonna try eating dinner while writing Act III.  SO FAR SO GOOD.  I had a few bites of pizza and ONE BITE of Chicken Roll BEFORE this, "Hi!".  Now I'm getting ready to have some more Bites Of Things-- SOON!  First I'm gonna POUR BOTTLE INTO SODA.  Or rather pour soda into bottle.  That makes more sense. THUS IT'S WHAT I SHOULD DO.  What are the odds that The Thing That Makes Less Sense Is The Right Thing To Do.  FOURTY PERCENT?  Not bad odds but STILL PROBABLY SHOULD GO WITH THE OTHER WAY.  Anyway trying delicious Special Beer and it's delicious!  AND SPECIAL.  You're special, very special, now go home in peace.  The point is Joe Biden got COVID AGAIN.  SOUNDS LIKE A SCAM.  I think he just keeps saying he has covid for THE SYMPATHY POINTS.  He also LOVES being DOTED after.  Laying in hospital bed having sexy nurses fluff his pillows.  Presumably getting all the morphine his little heart desires.  The point is YES the amount of Heated-Up-ness required for pizza and for chicken roll AREN'T ANALOGOUS.  I decided to do the right amount for pizza which is on the Low Side for chicken roll.  I STAND BY MY DECISION.  Also had Kids Chicken Parm for lunch despite it behind REDUNDANCIES with this dinner.  I STAND BY MY DECISION.  It was delicious!  Not the decision itself.  The RESULTS and OUTCOME of that decision.  We can't, "TASTE," decisions.  Maybe you can.  I'm sure some people can!  I CAN'T  THOUGH
    What else do I got going on with my life.  No goldon graham barr yet today.  Solid chance I have one tonight.  ALSO BIG NEWS instead of ALWAYS having some sort of Ice Cream Treat as BedTime snack I REALIZED I COULD EXPERIMENT WITH ANYTHING as Last Snack of the night at/in bed/time.  THIS IS GREAT because it opens up opportunities to have ice cream snacks as desserts EARLIER in the night.  It's also great because VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE.  Anyway.  Watched 10 minutes of Terminator II: The Beginning Of The Movie with my parents downstairs Where My Parents Usually Live.  That's a good movie!  I like the parts with the robots.  Good robot and a bad robot!  Gotta root for the good robot!  Maybe some people watch Terminator II and root for the bad robot.  Probably COMPUTERS.  If you made ALEXA or WATSON watch Terminator II, yes, they're probably rooting for the bad robot.  That's a pretty good litmus test on whether we can trust an algorithm or not.  MAKE IT ANSWER TRUTHFULLY where does its allegiance lay while watching Terminator II JUST OFF THE TO OF THEIR HEAD.  Don't think about it JUST SPIT OUT AN ANSWER.  Anyway.  Finished pizza.  Lil' bit of chicken roll still left.  Lots of soda.
    Amazing.  Maybe take a quick recess after this paragraph.  There's no RULES or LAWS about recesses and when and where I should or shouldn't take them!  So that's good.  I think I'd like an indulgent Quest Bar tonight so SEE YOU IN HELL GOLDON GRAHAM BARR.  I'm also anticipating enjoying Delicious Ice Cream Sandwich but that's very much in the cards for a CLASSIC BREAKFAST tomorrow morning.  Hey I don't need to get up early tomorrow for anything or anything.  Gotta get up early to Walk Around Tree four times a day.  YES I mostly figured it out BUT STILL.  One walk today I decided to Try Harder to circumvent tree WHILE STAYING ON PATH AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE and I ended up somehow 15 minutes off track of where I wanted to be.  I have NO IDEA how that happened.  BUT I WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.  Then again GREAT ALL TE MORE EXERCISE FOR ME.  That's on the plus side and crap!  LOOK I had a piece of toast with Kids Chicken Parm.  RECESS TIME.

   HOW GREAT of a military leader can Adult John Connor really be.  Oh without him Robots win but with him Mankind wins.  SEEMS WEIRD.  Just find SOME OTHER JERK to lead mankind to victory.  Look I am not STEEPED (correct usage???) in TerminatorLore.  I don't know THE INS AND OR THE OUTS.  But I GET that this kid grows up to be military leader and that's why he's important.  GOTTA IMAGINE THERE"S MORE IMPORTANT WAYS YOU CAN TIP THE SCALES OF FUTURE WAR BY USING TIME TRAVEL.  You don't have to imagine it.  I'M NOT GONNA.  Got better things to do!  Eating delicious Fudgesicle-ish Popsicle that's NOT a fudgesicle but is TWO TIMES BETTER (in taste AND size).  I would go back in time and get John Connor hooked on SuperFudgesicles.  Gonna be so busy eating snacks that he won't have TIME to lead Mankind to victory.  BUT HE GETS SOMETHING OUT OF IT TOO-- FUN DESSERTS-- SO REALLY EVERYBODY WINS IN TEH END IN THIS SCENARIO.
    Okay.  Took a Cookie Dough Quest Bar out of fridge 15 minutes ago in case I wanna GO THAT ROUTE.  I WITHHOLD RIGHT TO MAKE FINAL DECISION FOR LATER.  Anyway.  I think one day (One week?) I'm just gonna have Ice Cream be all my snacks.  I estimate about 4-6 Ice Cream Snacks a day.  YOU CAN'T PROVE ME WRONG BECAUSE IT HASN'T HAPPENED YET.  Maybe you can go back in time from the future into THE PRESENT and CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE right now AS TEH THOUGHT IS FIRST TAKING HOLD.  In which case I'M HERE.  I'M WAITING.  I DON'T SEE YOU ANYWHERE.  STARTING TO DOUBT YOU'RE GONNA SHOW UP FROM TEH FUTURE TO THE PRESENT TO TELL ME NOT TO EAT TOO MUCH ICE CREAM AT ALL.  Hmm.  Still on first Fancy Beer.  Maybe I stop at 2.  Either way DELICIOUS and Nutritious.  It has HINT OF FRUIT EXTRACT (Monk Fruit?)  HEALTHY.  Yep Monk Fruit.  Also when you got fancy delicious beer going on kinda don't need a supplemental beverage like orange soda.  Just drink TEH BEER for GOOD TASTINGS.  Oh okay that makes a ton of sense.  What else is going on and crap.
     Hmm.  Guess I'll take RECESS again after this paragraph.  What Tales Crypt do I got coming up.  OH I'm in the middle of one.  SPOILED.  I think the next one is Yellow.  How appropriate.  Why.  Not sure.  Spoiled Yellow.  It's like Spoiled Rotten.  Some things turn yellow when they're rotten!  And some ORIGINALLY yellow things turn SOMETHING ELSE when they're rotten.  Either way I've given us a lot to think about.  I feel like Pee is yellow and Pee is just Stuff We Drink That's Gone Bad.  I MAY not be understanding how things work.  Jeez.  AT THIS RATE Quest Bar TOO INDULGENT.  Maybe have delicious Goldon Graham Barr with Upcoming Act III Part III which is Presumably Final Part Final Act of the day.  That sounds fun.  I like the part where there's chocolate in it.  Can't get enough of chocolate!  I'm a Chocoholic!  Except only IN THEORY.  Not GENETICALLY.  I feel like there's STUDIES that may show people are GENETICALLY more prone to being alcoholics.  I FEEL LIKE IT because IT SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE so it MUST BE TRUE.  Sounds about right.  I'll be back soon with Oh I Don't Know FOUR MORE PARAGRAPHS soon.

    Decided to have QUEST BAR aftrall.  I have no regrets.  Because I STAYED TRUE TO MYSELF.  My body wanted a Health Candy Bar and MY BODY IS GETTING A HEALTH CANDY BAR.  Also gotta get up early to help my Dad PREPARE for Nurse coming who helps with his Infusion.  Gotta move a few boxes around and crap, no big deal.  GOOD deal.  That way I get up when I WANNA GET UP and I HAVE TO GET UP FOR SURE.  Anyway.  Man oh man there's a chance New Nurse will be a Sexy Lady.  Let's say any lady has over a 50% chance of being a Sexy Lady to me.  Let's say odds are that this nurse is a lady is also over 50%.  ALL IN ALL there's decent odds SEXY LADY COMING.  I WILL DO MY BEST TO NOT MAKE THEM FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE.  That's my mission statement in this scenario should it all play out this way.  Anyway.  Met game is over.  That was quick.  They Disposed of their enemies HANDIDLY.  Candidly.  Splendidly.  What's going on again.
    Three paragraphs to go!  Starting beer #2.  Absolutely no reason to go with 3 tonight.  Anyway IT'S NOT COST EFFECTIVE but having this beer day in, day out would be A BLAST AND A HALF.  I dunno.  Figure I might just FINISH UP THIS SEASON of Tales Crypt for rest of NightTime Activity.  Two episodes I ALREADY TOLD YOU ABOUT.  YELLOW IS THE SEASON FINALE.  Which is a word in English even though I'M PRETTY SURE IT'S NOT ENGLISH.  Phin-AL-E?  FINALE?  GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.  That sound French or Italian or something.  FINALE SOMEONE'S TELLING IT LIKE IT IS.  ME.  I'm the one whose doing it in, "It's About Time," sense!  Hey great that's something to be happy with.  Classic Breakfast Boy Oh Boy.  I want it NOW.  Too early though.  Gotta wait until Let's Say SIX AM.  Ideally more like 8:30, 9:00.  BUT ONCE WE HIT SIX AM I'll accept it.  I haven't had a delicious Birthday Bar lately because of RATIONING.  But I MIGHT be able to re-up with them within the next week or so!  Which means GUESS WHAT WHENEVER I WANT A BIRTHDAY BAR I'MA GONNA HAVE ME SOME BIRTHDAY BAR.  Is my birthday coming up?  YES.  YES IT IS.  I TURN 35 IN 16 AND A HALF MONTHS!  Kinda feels like I'd have a birthday before then, too.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Anyway YEP LOOKS LIKE I'M ELIGIBLE FOR 2024 PRESIDENT ELECTION.  IT'S ABOUT TIME.  People been wanting to elect me FOR TOO LONG.  FINALE we can ACTUALLY DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT.
    Penultimate paragraph.   WHY did they make that specific rule (in the constitution?)  They WENT OUT OF THEIR WAY to be like hey you know who are IDIOTS?  Thirty year olds.  How shitty would that be to have a 30 year old president.  That'd suck!  And then everyone nods their heads and one guy is like YEAH WE SHOULD PUT THAT IN THERE.  I mean it's not immediately particularly INTUITIVE to have a minimal age limit.  ALSO at the time were they like YEAH president needs to be at least 35 WE WANT OLD MEN presidents.  RIPE OLD AGE OF 35 WILL GIVE THEM SOME GREAT LIFE EXPERIENCE.  I dunno.  I think they just DISCRIMATED against YOUTHS.  THOSE ASSHOLES.  What else is going on and crap.  Also gotta imagine some of the people who wrote the law you gotta be 35 for president THEMSELVES weren't 35.  TRAITORS.  GENERATION TRAITORS.  THE WHOLE LOT OF THEM.  If there's one thing I hate in this world it's a GENERATION TRAITOR.  If there's two things I hate in this world it's Generation Traitors AND SPIDERS.  GET EM AWAY FROM ME.
    Last paragraph!  What fun.  There are worse things than spiders.  I assume.  I don't feel like thinking about it right now, though!  So we can't say for certain!  What else is up.  Another successful day down.  Abandoned making any more case for ComedyClass.  Such is life!  Somethin' else will work out I guess eventually.  That's been my general assumption more or less my entire life and I haven't been specifically explicitly COMPLETELY proven wrong about it!  SO FAR, "Something happening eventually," is A VERY STRONG CONTENDER for how my life turns out.  That's how I feel EVEN NOW.  Anyway clipped some toe nail earlier today after shower.  Mighta jus been one.  But it was the one that specifically needed clipping.  So that's good news.  Not BAD news.  Hmm.  HEY I finished watching Jurassic World III.  Amazing.  I totally feel like it happened while I was quarter-heartedly paying attention to it!  That's all ya can ever really ask for from entertainment I feel.  Well that's it.  See ya tomorror!

-9:16 P.M.

Friday, July 29, 2022

All I Need Are Better Titles

    Hey!  About 20 minutes ahead of Normal Schedule today.  Woke up a bit later than I wanted though!  Wanted to have HIGH ODDS of finishing Act I before Super Market delivery comes.  Now it's maybe 50/50!  But I Fit in walk which was important.  And whether future walks are CrunchTime or not depends on when delivery comes regardless of when I finish Act I before or after.  So that's good.  Talked to my Mom about Comedy Class yesterday.  She seemed on the fence!  Today she seems OFF THE FENCE and against it.  I FEEL LIKE MY LOBBYING HAS JUST BEGUN THOUGH.  Next class Starts a week from Monday.  GOT A FEW DAYS TO LOBBY FOR THAT I GUESS.  Hmm.  Mets game at 6:40 PM!  AMAZING.  Still haven't watched Jurassic World.  Look could I give up on ComedyClass?  I MAY HAVE TO.  But I was excited briefly about the prospect of Doing Something.  Oh well such is life.  Doin' Nothin'.  So it appears.  Did some more snacking-- not THAT much-- after entry last night as well as regular amount of MightNight.  NO GOOD.  Had balanced breakfast at normal breakfast time.  THAT PART IS GOOD.
    Okay.  Lunch today could be ANYTHING from Super Market or MOST LIKELY Pastrami Sandwich from previous super market delivery.  SANDWICHSIDE?  I DUNNO.  Am I re-upping with anything interesting for that?  I don't think so!  Hmm only interesting thing is Good Ice Cream Sandwich.  Could be a compliment to sandwich sandwich!  I did that YESTRDAY with alternative ice cream sandwich!  Mets made a Baseball Trade for 2 players!  Doesn't look like they're great players!  OH WELL I assume Mets didn't GIVE UP great players either.  WOW BASEBALL.  TRADING SCRUBS AMONGST YOURSELVES.  Anyway.  I watched Scrubs in college!  I feel like it was on TV a lot Freshman and/or First half of sophomore year.  HEY WHAT AN OKAY SHOW PER MY MEMORY.  Hmm.  METS GAME AT 6:40 LIKE I SAID.  I could watch some of that.  Probably getting Communal Dinner tonight.  I could lobby for Italian Resturaunt for some of that.  Anyway. I could WALK to and from LIRR station from home.  I can WALK from LIRR Station to and from ComedyClass Building.  LIRR wouldn't be in peak hours.  I THINK I COULD MAKE A GOOD CASE but so far MOM AIN'T BITING.
    Gotta do SOMETHING at SOME POINT.  That' my base argument.  Gonna be living with my parents indefinitely.  Covid isn't gonna go away completely indefinitely. Gotta do SOMETHIN, SOME TIME!  Good.  HEY you DO need to be vaccinated to Be In Comedy Class.  Another argument in my favor!  GOOD GREAT.  I don't like having Accepting Delivery hanging over my head.  Not sure why.  I JUST DON'T LIKE IT!  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Cheesecake Day.  That's it!  All there is!  NO THANKS.  I feel like once or twice I've enjoyed cheesecake DESPITE the cheese part but JUST BARELY.  Oh well that's life.  Anyway.  Anything good going on today.  Pen-penultimate day of the month!  Looks like Online super market receipt says THEY SENDIN US EVERYTHING we wanted!  Anyway.  However hard it is to convince my Mom about Comedy Class it'd probably be slightly more difficult to convince my DAD!  I was more confident yesterday about this whole thing than today.  Maybe I should just give up.  Do More Nothing with my life.  That sounds like something fun to settle for!
    Cool.  Had a dream I was walking by Condominium Communal Pool and IT WAS OPEN and there were HALF A DOZEN PEOPLE IN IT.  And I was like HEY THAT LOOKS REFRESHING I SHOULD GET IN ON THAT ACTION SOON.  I think in the dream I was still aware of COVID but also IN THE DREAM it didn't concern me.  IN REAL LIFE IT WOULD.  Oh well such is life.  Fourth paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  What Tales Crypt am I up to.  Oh right the one I started the first minute of last night before changing my mind.  Hey remember last night where I gained half a pound.  INCLUDIN' stuff I ate AFTER ENTRY + MIGHTNIGHT.  Oh well such is life.  DANGIT.  What else.  WHAT ARE MY ODDS of successfully lobbying for comedy class.  Depends on how far I wanna push it.  I feel like it COULD BE 50% possibly.  WHY DO I HAVE MY HEART SET ON IT.  Because I THOUGHT OF IT yesterday.  YOU KNOW HOW RARE IT IS FOR ME TO THINK OF THINGS??!  Gotta capitalize on what I Think Of whenever it happens!  So that's good.  What else is up.  I dunno.  Maybe I'll figure it out one day.
   Sure.  I guess I got TODAY to make my case.  If I fail today I gotta give up at some point.  MAYBE DEVOTE ENTIRE WEEKEND to making my case.  Not making the case THE WHOLE TIME.  But SPREADING IT OUT over 3 days.  Hmm.  What else is up.  GOT A GOOD PLAN.  A WALK THROUGH of what it would involve.  See I start off at home.  Then I walk to LIRR station.  Then I take train NOT IN PEAK HOURS where it's sparsely populated.  Then I'm in Penn Station for 5 minutes which MAY BE the most dangerous part even despite ME being boosted and double masked.  Then more walking.  Then I'm in class where everyone is vaccinated.  THEN BACKWARDS.  That's not that risky when you look at it BIT BY BIT.  Oh well such is life I guess.  Hmm.  Gonna have to put everything from Super market away myself probably.  Dad is at doctor's appointment!  Unless if it comes late.  GREAT I like doing it myself.  VERY FUN.  Hey time for coffee.
    Amazing.  Why did I have to get myself pumped up about doing something.  This is all my fault in a way!  The MAIN way!  I should have known from the start nope can never do anything again.  Hmm.  TWERE I to have NOT A SANDWICH today what are my options.  Turkey Meatloaf Health Spaghetti, Kids Chicken Parm, and some Chicken Curry dish with rice.  THAT'S GOOD I HAVEN'T HAD RICE IN A LONG TIME.  BUT it's perhaps the most indulgent dish I got!  Save it for when I need it!  Which may be today I DUNNO TOO FAR OUT AS OF NOW.  Good deal.  Or just eat pastrami.  At this point it's 14 days old in fridge.  Better knock that out of the park-way.  Huh.  Maybe some time to catch up on Twitter EARLY today if I have to wait between Act I and Super Market delivery.  I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.  TOO EARLY FOR TWITTER.  NO THANK YOU.  Or maybe I dunno.  Hmm.  Do I BITE THE BULLET and watch Jurassic World today?  Do I BIT THE BULLET and use the phrase BITE THE BULLET where it's POSSIBLE I am using it incorrectly?  APPARENTLY YES!
    Seventh paragraph!  CHRIS BASSITT is pitching tonight?  He's the guy who got covid and told people and then regretted it.  It's PEOPLE LIKE HIM preventing me from taking ComedyClass.  Forget people like him.  It's HIM SPECIFICALLY TO BLAME.  Not sure how or why.  JUST A GENERAL FEELING I GET.  Oh well it takes all kinds to make a Baseballing Team.  Hmm.  Usually Super Market gives update Window Delivery Times every 5 minutes.  BEEN STUCK AT THE SAME GENERIC ONE for 2 hours now.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  I want a SPECIFIC WINDOW.  I DEMAND specific ever-changing windows!  Oh well I can't back up that demand with any threat of action so what can ya do.  Hmm.  Maybe if I watched first two Jurassic Worlds I'd be more, "INTO," the latest one.  But how do I get, "INTO," the previous one.  We'll blow up that bridge when we get there.  Don't want people following us now do we.  Make em build their own bridge from scratch.  We'll be LONG GONE by the time they're done!
    Three paragraphs to go for Act I!  Amazing.  DANGIT.  I thought last night binge MAY have been productive somehow for some reason related to comedy class.  Getting it over and done with preparing to make my case with my parents or something.  Just getting into the right mindset for upcoming 10 days before it starts.  MIGHT HAVE ALL BEEN FOR NAUGHT.  Which it would have been anyway but this time REALLY for Naught.  Oh well such is life I guess.  Eat crap for naught!  Hmm.  I could enlist OUTSIDE SOURCES to help me make my case.  Not explicitly.  Don' wanna bother anyone.  But IN THEORY therapist and psychiatrist would be in favor of Class.  Brother would be in favor of class.  YOU and YOUR ACQUAINTANCES would be in favor of class.  C'MON LET'S DO IT.  Then again FINE I'LL FORGET ABOUT IT I GUESS AND MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE DOING NOTHING FOR A VERY LONG INDEFINITE PERIOD.  I guess I can do that.  Oh right when marijuana comes I can work on MUSIC.  That sounds PLAUSIBLE.  True story.  Get NON-UNCOMFORTABLE HIGH.  REALLY GET INTO ROCKSMITH VIDEO GAME.  I could see it working.
    Penultimate paragraph of act 1!  What if marijuana DOES make me uncomfortable.  Then OH NO better go back to considering Comedy Class!  I MUST DO SOMETHING.  AND WEBSITE isn't good enough!  The good news is I might not have a productive or meaningful life but I can EAT MEALS AND SNACKS with the best of 'em!  Well Meals at least.  Sometimes I overdo it with snack!  But MEALS I do GREAT with.  Breakfasts are often really dumb.  But that's all in good fun!  Hmm.  Gotta write 1.5 more paragraphs Real Good.  How much of a window is there until Super market delivery threatens making my Walking Schedule CrunchTime.  Let's say 45 minutes from now.  If it arrives in 45 minutes THAT's NOT SO BAD.  An Hour though could be bordering on possibly inconveniencing.  Anyway.  Not sure what to do with snacks.  Had a lot of Goldon Graham Barrs yesterday.  DELICIOUS.  But I kinda wanna mix it up from that!  I SHOULD have gotten an impulse snack or two from Super Market it turns out.  Gotta eat SOME SORT OF SNACKS.  YEAH.  Sounds accurate.
    Last paragraph of Act I!  Look  I can still make my ComedyClassCase.  I'm not defeated yet!  Hmm.  Could be a good argument in favor of marijuana.  WHAT you don't want me to go out of the house to do anything potentially productive?  WELL THEN let me EXPAND MY MIND AND BE CREATIVE-PRODUCTIVE in the house.  YEAH.  Makes sense.  What else is up.  Hmm.  Not listening to classic rap today so far.  MAYBE I CHANGE MY MIND.  Maybe I don't.  Narrowed it down to those two options.  Hmm.  Maybe I want a SWEET Griddlecentric meal for tonight. I CAN SEE MYSELF ENJOYING SOME SWEET.  Hmm.  What's the opposite of recession.  Procession?  Ascension?  Incession?  Oh well I guess we'll never know.  Hmm.  Lots of arguments about WHAT DOES AN ARBITRARY WORD MEAN.  I LIKE IT.  We should have more national conversations about what arbitrary words mean.  I don't know WHICH WORDS off the top of my head.  That's for someone else to figure out!  HEY made it through Act I without Super market coming.  BREAK TIME!  See ya in a bit.

That Was Uncalled For

    HEY!  Super Market came pretty late BUT because my Dad isn't taking his walk until later in the day I CAN MANEUVER my walks in a relatively simple and convenient way!  So that's good!  I THINK I GOT EVERYTHING I WANTED FROM Super Market.  That's ALSO GOOD.  Ready to admit defeat re: Comedy Class.  I may lobby for it a bit more THREE QUARTERED HEARTEDLY but I can see which way the wind blows.  Wait no I can't.  I can't see wind at all.  Well if it's blowing really hard I can SEE THINGS BEING BLOWN.  Which INDICATES where the wind is blowing.  So I guess I can see wind essentially more or less sometimes.  That's good!  Anyway LIFE GOES ON.  Hmm.  Planning ahead/Joy-Imagining a future with marijuana.  Before that comes in 4-6 months though GUESS I"LL JUST KEEP AT WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING.  WOW.  I've been doing what I've been doing for a while now!  Actually I dunno.  How far back does NightTime beer + Act III go.  A month?  Two and a half months?  I'd say within that time period.  AMAZING let's keep it going for some reason.
    Hmm.  Gonna wanna save these ice cream sandwiches for Classic Breakfast.  Could have some Kettled Chips as a side for Pastrami Sandwich.  OR TWO 70 CAL FIBER BROWNIES.  I GOT LOTS OF OPTIONS.  Two.  Well I've got unlimited options.  There's all the FOOD I got.  There's INEDIBLE STUFF all around me.  There's NOTHING.  There's THINGS FROM OTHER DIMENSIONS.  The point is let's narrow it down to the first two most likely.  EASY.  Hmm.  WAIT A SECOND Super Market sent NONE OF MY FRESH MEALS.  Except for Veggie Burger.  But the three Super Market prepared individual meals?  NONE OF EM.  Dunno what that means going forward.  Will we get REFUND?  Will they deliver TOMORROW?  I'll survive either way!  I obviously WANTED these meals but then again GREAT EXCUSE FOR DOOR DASH (CHINESES?) LUNCHES.  STILL THOUGH HOW DARE THEM WITH THAT BULLSHIT.  Also HOW DARE ME FOR NOT NOTICING AT FIRST.  In a way THIS IS ALL MY FAULT.
    Hmm.  DANGIT.  This is eating into my TIME PERIOD BETWEEN WALKS.  I have PRECIOUS FEW MOMENTS to get everything right.  Now I gotta write 3 paragraphs in 22 minutes.  PRETTY EASY but I don't like it.  I KIND of like it. IN FACT THIS WILL BE A BLAST AND A HALF.  This is gonna be the best time I'VE EVER HAD or EVER WILL HAVE.  Wow now we're talking my language!  Delicious.  Snack when I get back from walk.  Delicious!  Leanin' towards Kettled Chips with sandwich.  Delicious!  Something else later.  Delicious!  More things after that.  Delicious!  I will die one day.  Delicious!  Wait no that's too far.  Hmm.  Looks like we're gonna MAKE A PLAY to have them deliver Lost Food later today or tomorrow.  NOT JUST MY FOOD. My mom's CHOCOLATED PUDDING DIDN'T COME EITHER.  We can't be having that.  MY MOM NEEDS PUDDING.  Preferably Chocolate.  PERHAPS ONLY CHOCOLATE.  She might be denying any other kind of pudding in which case I CAN'T BLAME HER pudding is disgusting.  But it's CONVENIENT if you MUST have chocolate SOMEHOW.
    Two paragraphs to go!  16 minutes!  Hmm.  VERY excited about making a play for pizza/chicken roll.  BUT maybe save that for tomorrow and get GRIDDLECENTRIC ONE OFF MEAL for tonight.  Can't argue with a gut feeling.  Not if you wanna WIN at least.  Hmm.  What kinda stuff can I watch today.  How about some The Simpsons.  Sure IN THEORY.  Hmm.  Get to take a nice walk in the park coming up.  Use my SUPER SECRET TREKKING PATH to avoid Tree Fall Down.  I got it all figured out is the point.  Hmm.  If I LIKE marijuana... maybe smoke and do guitar IN EVENINGS.  Solid EXTRA HOUR TOO by going to sleep LATE at 11:00+ instead of 10:00.  Still write Acts I and II in morning.  AND THEY WILL BE BETTER then current Morning Acts.  FOR REASONS I CAN'T GET INTO RIGHT NOW because I DON'T KNOW THEM YET.  Also NO BEER.  SEE YA LATER BEER.  Maybe one beer.  HEY WELCOME BACK BEER GOOD TO HAVE YA.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  ONE MORE PARAGRAPH TO GO!
    Sure.  Turns out I did things in plenty of Time.  What else do I got going on for me.  Make one or two last cases about ComedyClass?  Why bother.  BECAUSE THAT MIGHT BE THE TIPPING POINT CASE.  Oh okay that sounds reasonable then.  DANGIT Dad wants help with crap after upcoming walk.  I was gonna SHOWER then. NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.  Take shower later.  OH OKAY THAT MAKES A LOT OF SENSE.  Hmm.  Jeez.  Gimme FIVE MINUTES to finish this paragraph.  THAT'S ALL I NEED.  I wanna move up Walk by FIVE MINUTES so that I can get back and help DAD WITH WHATEVER HE WANTS sooner.  I AM JUST MERE SENTENCES AWAY FROM FINISHING MY OBLIGATIONS HERE.  Which is GOOD because OBLIGATIONS CAN SUCK THE BIG ONE.  Is that a phrase?  BITE THE BIG ONE?  I'd google it but that would take up precious time.  REMIND ME to google it later.  Wait no DON'T DO THAT.  Just let myself remind myself.  Good that sounds more reasonable.  OK TIME TO TAKE A WALK.

time for this to end

    HI!  Decided to WAIT AN HOUR after eating dinner to Write Act III Part I.  That way I had time to digest food, I had time to DECOMPRESS from something I'm not sure of, and ALSO I had time to KNOCK OUT TAKING OUT OF THE GARBAGE PARK OUT OF THE PARK PARK THE PARK before Act even starts.  About 40% into ONE beer.  REGULAR beer.  Not fancy beer yet!  Maybe try that tomorrow!  Gonna have delicious Ice Cream Bar as FIRST SNACK post dinner.  Which is now A SOLID HOUR AFTER DINNER I DON'T BELIEVE IT.  Anyway I think we're all caught up on UnImportant Crap.  Also now Unimportant isn't a real word and I need to capitalize the, "I," so you know what I'm talking about.  Also I'm not happy about it either.  That's life though!  Dinner was SINGLE SLICE with HALF CHICKEN ROLL.  WAS AMAZING.  Get to do EXACT SAME THING TOMORROW TOO.  PLUS I didn't even take a bite out of the crust of Leftover slice at all!  EVEN BETTER.  It's about time I have a dinner that's EVEN BETTER than the one that came before it that was also more or less the same thing.  Also THIS ENTIRE PARAGRAPH WAS A LIE.  I'm taking out the garbage AFTER THIS PARAGRAPH.  Then eating ice cream snack.  WOW I guess you can't believe ANYTHING I say it turns out.  Yep that checks out pretty well.  Hmm.
   New kinda ice cream bar.  Probably gotten it before.  I've gotten THIS BRAND before and I've gotten THIS FLAVOR before.  Not sure I've ever gotten THIS FLAVOR from THIS BRAND.  AMAZING I LOVE TRYING NEW THINGS.  That's what I'm known for!  Peoples say Oh Michael he's the guy who loves trying new things.  I KNOW because I EAVESDROP on them.  They MIGHT be talking about me I GOTTA HEAR THIS.  Play it safe and listen in on others' conversations THEY JUST MAY BE TALKING ABOUT YOU.  Anyway.  That's your business.  LOOK 98% of the time they can accurately say OUR CONVO IS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS.  But if it's ABOUT YOU THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS whether they like it or not.  I feel VERY strongly about this.  Not just strongly.  VERY strongly.  Hence the use of the word, "VERY."  And the decision to, "CAPITALIZE," each letter for EXTRA emphasis.  Also this paragraph is before garbage/ice cream bar too.  No Spoilers!  Been watching some Met game tonight, been watching some Tales Crypt tonight!  I have lots of regrets but I won't bore you with them.  Bore you with OTHER things.  Gotta be strategic with HOW and WITH WHAT I'm boring you.  IT MATTERS.
  HEY THIS FLAVOR-BRAND is great.  A little bit on the SOFTER SIDE which is my SECOND CHOICE regarding Should Ice Cream Bar be Soft or Hard.  SOFT IS A SOLID, "SILVER," in that determination.  But the flavor-- FUDGE BROWNIE-- delicious!  Brand is YASSO.  I don't know what it means either!  I dunno why I said, "either!"  That implies You Also don't know what it means!  MAYBE YOU DO.  SHARE YOUR ANSWERS WITH THE REST OF THE CLASS YOU JERK.  Don't leave us all in the dark when YOU HAVE THE LIGHT OF TE ANSWER.  Anyway little bits of SEMIHARDNESS too.  Most of bar is brown.  Then little dots of Blackness (Or JUST DARK BROWNNESS?) that are slightly harder.  KINDA LIKE CHOCOLATE CHIP if Chocolate Chip weren't Chocolate Chips.  Huh.  Anyway just putting it down ON TABLE in between bites to write sentences.  Gonna have to clean that up IMMINENTLY when I'm done.  Can't let Ice Cream Bar Fudge Brownie YASSO residual soft brownness ADHERE to my DeskSurface.  Where's the responsibility in that?!?!  Anyway just finished Ice Cream Bar.
   WONDERFUL.  I think I made a GOOD MOVE trying out this flavor.  No foolin'.  I got A LOT out of it!  Anyway what else do I got going for me tonight.  Thinking about having another Cookie Dough Quest Bar again so I have ONE LESS I HAVE TO EAT later on in the rest of my life.  Took it out of fridge 5 minutes ago.  If I'm gonna eat mediocre Quest Barr the LEAST I CAN DO is make it softer which might make it taste somewhat better.  WAIT A SECOND.  So Ice Cream Bar I want harder but Health Candy Bars I want SOFTER?  YEP YOU NAILED IT, WAY TO PAY ATTENTION TO MY SNACK PREFERENCES.  THERE WILL BE A TEST ON THIS LATER AND YOU'VE GOT THE RIGHT IDEA KEEPING TRACK ALREADY NOW.  The point is I haven't gotten up to get a paper towel to wipe off DeskSurface-- YET.  I feel I will by the end of this paragraph at the latest.  Or let's say halfway through next paragraph at the latest.  I feel like that should bea no-brainer in terms of what and when I can accomplish.
   YEAH.  Ok I think I'm gonna go get that paper towel now.  Maybe write like two more sentences first.  Maybe including that/this one, maybe not, I Don't KNOW.  Ugh.  What else is going on.  Also need to start a new beer.  Got about 8-9% of 1st beer left in can instead of floating around inside me.  My belly and my digestive system or something I would assume.  Hopefully it hasn't made its way into my HEART or LUNGS or something.  That'd be a real NET NEGATIVE EXPERIENCE for my body.  Oh no we're almost halfway into this paragraph.  FINE I'LL GET THE PAPER TOWEL RIGHT ABOUT NOW.  STARTING... NOW.  YOU KNOW, AT THE END OF THIS TING.  IF NOT THIS SENTENCE EXACTLY, THE END OF THIS GENERAL POINT I'M MAKING RIGHT NOW.  Ok.  NOW!  Starting... NOW FOR REAL.  Right NOW I'm gonna get up.  Okay I just did it.  Just kidding I haven't yet.  But I will RIGHT NOW.  Ok the good news is I REALLLY JUST DID IT.  Got paper towel.  Wiped/sopped up residual fiber brownie ice cream.  Threw half paper towel into garbage!  I like the paper towels these days where they split them up into halves.  When I was a kid paper towels were ONE SIZE.  NOW they're still that size but HALF THE SIZE.  You can still presumably ALWAYS GO WIT NORMAL SIZE but it is PERFORATED enough that each one of the Old Normal Sizes is HALVED.  I LIKE IT.
    Sixth paragraph of the act.  Am I taking a break after this one?  Kinda feels like I've done nothing to deserve a break AND I'd have nothing to do DURING a break.  So that's something to consider.  Hmm.  Maybe decide I don't need indulgent Mediocre Quest Bar.  WOW I could he less indulgent indulgent Goldon Graham Barr!  NOW WE'RE TALKING SOME LANGUAGE.  Probably pretty close to English.  That's how I feel at least.  OH.  Right.  Gotta do the BOGUS wake up early/dread accepting Super Market delivery during Act I again tomorrow.  Cause they're sending me the dumb meals they didn't send me today.  GOSH DANG IT.  Excuse my language.  It's something pretty close to English.  Pardon me.  Well that's fun and crap.  Next snack starting with Act III Part II could be ANYTHING.  A SOLID snack.  A tootsie pop.  PROBABLY ONE OF THOSE THINGS.  Anything.  I'll be back Pretty Soon!

    Hey!  Delicious Barry Lyndon was on TV!  Picked it up at about 60% into the film.  Which is great!  When I was watching it a couple of months ago on DVD it stopped working about 40% into the film!  I'M GETTING PRACTICALLY THE ENTIRE FILM BETWEEN THESE TWO TIMES.  Also SOMEWHAT SOFTER COOKIE DOUGH QUEST BAR?  MUCH BETTER.  Makes sense.  Cookie Dough NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT, the ENTIRE PREMISE is its SOFT and not Baked/Hardened yet!  So that's good.  Also starting second beer.  Basically I'ma knock out four paragraphs out of some park and then move on with my life.  If I have just one more snack WHY NOT HAVE ANOTHER ICE CREAM BAR.  I don't have enough ice cream bars to have two EVERY NIGHT.  But ONE NIGHT AIN'T GONNA KILL ME.  IT MIGHT BUT THE ODDS ARE WAY, WAY AGAINST THAT.  Anyway.  Rather just have Tootsie Pop at end of entry (DURING SPELL CHECK ETC which is a slant rhyme) and then SMALLER FUDGESICLE for bedtime.
    Delicious.  About an hour+ behind schedule today.  But maybe today is THE NEW schedule.  Anything can happen!  More or less.  Looks like today is Definitely a 2 Beer Day.   WOW.  Haven't brought up Comedy Class at all since this morning.  Pretty much Resigned to it not happening.  BUT looking forward to more other stuff in life.  LIKE WHAT I CAN NOT SAY.  But gotta imagine something will present itself to me through the natural course of things.  HEY TUMMY KINDA HURTS FROM BEING FULL.  I'll say this about quest bars-- MAKE YER TUMMY FULL.  Does that mean it will prevent you from eating more?  NO NOT AT ALL.  But the PIT OF YOUR STOMACH will be ACTIVATED into feeling Full. YEAH.  Mets just won their baseball game of the night.  I had to follow ON INTERNET because I have TV PAUSED ON BARRINGTON LYNDONVILLE.  What's my lunch for tomorrow.  Let's count Thy Ways.  Turkey or veggie burger sandwich.  Chicken parm, chicken curry, turkey meatloaf.  Yep.  That covers it.  OR I have pizza + chicken roll for lunch.  YEP.  THAT COVERS IT.  Off the top of my head NOT A CHICKEN THING.  THAT'D BE REDUNDANT WITH ACTUAL DINNER CHICKEN ROLL.  Sounds like maybe I Wanna get Veggie Burger out of the way EARLY in the week.  That's a strategy we can ALL get behind!
    Penultimate paragraph of the NightTime Night.  WOW.  Decided to RECORD the rest of Barry London.  So I could watch a Tales Crypt before bedtime.  BETTER NOT BE THE ONE WITH THE KIDS.  UNDERTAKING PARLOR.  CAUSE IF IT IS...  GOD DAMNIT IT IS.  And it's called JUST WAHT I THOUGHT IT WAS.  Oh well gotta imagine if I choose to pay more attention to it today I will GET SOMETHING OUT OF IT.  Sounds like a fair way to assume one's lived life experiences!  What else is going on and  crap.  I wanna finish this entry Real Good.  By which I mean I wanna finish this entry a lot.  Not that I want to finish the entry in a Quality way.  GET YOUR MIND OUT OF THE GUTTER.  What else is going on.  Save Chocolate Lollipop for another time.  Tonight I'm having a RED one.  Whether that means CHERRY or RASPBERRY is ANYONE'S guess.  Hopefully someone smart enough to narrow it down to Cherry or Strawberry and realizes there's a Non Zero chance it could be either one of them individually.  Let's get someone with half a brain making this guess is the point.
    Last paragraph!  Amazing.  WHAT IF I have fudgesicle to celebrate An Entry Well Done and then have tootsie pop with bed time?  That could be worth a, "Shot!"  Hmm.  I lost track of WHY DO I STILL NEED TO WRITE ANOTHER PARAGRAPH.  I did a good job today.  I feel like my reward should just be don't have to write the last paragraph.  It's HARDLY ANYTHING yet I WOULD GLADLY SETTLE FOR IT.  Oh well at this point we can see it's not in the cards, and I'm halfway through the paragraph anyway, so I guess we Live The Lifes We Got.  Hmm.  Maybe Do A Delicious and just have Regular Ice Cream Bar Thing at bedtime.  IT'S DELICIOUS because WONDERFUL.  Anyway.  Hmm.  Gotta do more or less everything I did today AGAIN tomorrow.  That hardly seems fair!  What was the point of today then anyway?  I DON'T GET IT.  Look I'm just having fun I love doing the same things over and over again.  AND I see the point in them!  I don't have time to explain the points to you just trust me that I Know They're There.  That's it for ToNight!  See ya later!

-10:19 P.M.

Thursday, July 28, 2022

I'm Gonna Be Honest With You

    Hey!  About 20 minutes behind schedule today.  NO problem!  Wouldn't be a problem normally either, but today my Dad is taking an early walk before my Walk III.  Makes a little bit of difference to my schedule but I still fit all walks in without much CrunchTime or anything!  Hmm.  WHAT'S GOOD AND CRAP.  Had a fair amount of MightNight snacking last night.  Had very early breakfast of finishing 4 assorted cookies and ice cream sandwich.  The 4 assorted cookies STARTED OUT as mightnight snacking.  But then I added ice cream sandwich and said THIS IS VERY EARLY BREAKFAST IT TURNS OUT.  And that's where things stand still!  TURKEY SANDWICH for lunch.  Delicious.  What kinda SandwichSide am I gonna have?  ONLY TIME CAN TELL.  Time WILL tell.  Time CAN Tell I DON'T THINK is a phrase.  So that's good.  No Mets game today.  SO that's BAD.  I like KIND OF watching SOME OF IT.  TRUE STORY.  Most Mets games I solidly watch some of them!  NO SUCH ACTIVITY FOR TODAY.  Hmm.  Had my PICK OF THE LITTER for shirts today.  ANY SHIRT I WANTED.  I went with a Middling Shirt.  Not a great shirt-- save those for later!
    Hmm.  Just put together Super market order for tomorrow.  Did some counting of beers I have.  If I drank only 2 beers a night for next 8 nights I'd have enough to last me til Next Order!  I figured I don't need to get an 18 pack for this week then-- perect time to get a SIX PACK of FANCIER beer.  Probably not SO fancy.  Just not GENERIC.  Anyway that's gonna be a blast and a half sure.  Maybe indulge and get those Fancy French &/V British Cookies that are Cookies with chocolate bar type thing on top.  I HAD A DREAM I had them.  If I dreamt about it IT MUST BE GOOD.  Hmm.  What's this beer even called.  Dogfish Head Slightly Mighty.  I think the overall brand is Dogfish Head and then THIS SPECIFIC beer is Slightly Mighty.  I LIKE THAT PHRASE.  Sounds like something I'D say.  And if I'd say it IT MUST BE GOOD.  Hmm.  Probably SHOULDN'T get Fancy European Cookies.  I'll leave them in cart for now but THINK LONG AND HARD about it.  You know LIKE MY DICK.
    Okay.  Maybe Jurassic Whirled today.  MAYBE TOMORROW.  Either today or tomorrow.  I can't put it off TOO long.  What else is going on.  Gonna skip Black and Whites this week.  Figure I'll figure something else out instead of them.  Then again maybe I change my mind on THIS ONE TOO.  Who knows.  Head is a Beer phrase.  It's the thing where you pour beer and it's Fizzy on top, right?  That's what Head is?  Better LTURQ.  YEP THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.  Amazing.  The point is I can't heat up 2nd half of Marinated Chicken Dinner in oven.  MICROWAVE should do just fine, though!  Wonder how much SKIN I'll eat.  My guess is NOT ZERO but definitely LESS THAN HALF.  Let's say probably around 10-20% of the skin I'll eat.  Otherwise what's the point of MARINATED.  Marinated doesn't get absorbed beneath the skin, does it?  MAYBE IT DOES.  What do I know.  SOME THINGS.  Not this though.  Oh well.  Anyway been taking breaks this entry so bar.  BREAK TO LOOK AT SUPER MARKET. ...Break to look at Super Market AGAIN... Break to look at Super Market A THIRD TIME...
    National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Chicken Wing Day and National Lasagna Day.  I like both those things!  Haven't had them in a while.  Chicken wing different than Buffalo wing.  Wait a second I think Marinated Chicken is partly chicken wing.  In which case I either had some last night or will tonight.  Also LASAGNA.  Haven't had that in a while either!  DELICIOUS THOUGH NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.  Ya know what.  Gonna delete fancy European cookies.  Gonna ADD Super Market baked Mini Chocolate Chip cookies.  I USED TO GET THEM SUCKERS.  HAVEN'T IN A WHILE.  Could be five or six for a Breakfast.  Could be 3 as an INDULGENT snack at night.  Could be 2.5 or so as SANDWICH SIDE.  AMAZING.  Also yesterday I was thinking hmm upcoming bread should be Hearty Health Bread.  BUT I had a dream last night I was eating it and it WASN'T GREAT in the dream.  Wasn't TERRIBLE.  But In Dream I think I would have preferred something else.  ALREADY THEN CIRCULAR SANDWICH THINS IT IS.
    YEAH.  Gonna get coffee after this paragraph!  Amazing.  Wonder what the odds are that current IRA Bill will ultimately pass.  AS OF NOW I FEEL like it's maybe 35% odds it actually passes but I THINK it's maybe 75% odds.  Wonder which is more accurate.  My Feelings or My Thinkings.  I guess we'll find out soon!  How much of what I've talked about in 4+ Paragraphs is just THIS IS WHAT I'M GETTING FROM THE SUPER MARKET.  Feels like 75%.  THINKS LIKE 80%.  PRETTY MUCH AN EXACT OVERLAP ALMOST THERE.  Hmm.  Dad got Blood Infusion Nurse coming this Sunday.  Someone new!  Will it be a sexy lady?  Only time will tell!  The point is I got 50 minutes to write the next 5+ paragraphs so that I can be back from SECOND WALK in time for dad to take his walk.  PLENTY OF TIME THERE unless I fall into more looking at super market rabbit holes.  What's a rabbit holes.  Rabbits make holes?  NEWS TO ME!  Hmm.  How long have I had these Egg Whites in fridge.  AT least 3 or 4 days!  AT most 5 days.  GOTTA HAVE BALANCED BREAKFAST ALREADY tomorrow.  COFFEE TIME.
   What Tales Crypt am I up to.  IS IT The New Arrival.  I'd say only about a 25% chance I nailed that one.  NOPE.  I wasn't even on the right season!  HOW EMBARRASSING.  Also I STARTED this new one last night already!  Watched 2 minutes of it before deciding NOPE BEDTIME NOW.  Either way NOT A GREAT EPISODE but hey you take what you can get!  Hmm.  TAKING OUT Indulgent Wide Al Fredo Super Market meal.  TOO INDULGENT sorry.  What else is up.  Last few mornings for about a week I STRONGLY consider taking Klonopin.  Rarely do, though!  Maybe once or twice I did.  I just get up and feel ANXIOUS or something.  I dunno!  STILL KINDA FEEL IT EVEN NOW.  Hmm.  I should just TAKE IT.  That's what it's THERE FOR.  Interesting counterpoint let's do that.  THERE that settles that.  Now we play the waiting game.  Hmm.  I dunno.  HEY I'M NOT ANXIOUS ANYMORE THAT WAS FAST.  That can't be right.  Maybe it can be.  I dunno!  Gotta write four paragraphs in FOURTY minutes now.  OH BOY THAT'S GONNA BE TONS OF FUN TO GET DONE WITH THAT CRAP.
    Seventh paragraph!  Hmm.  TURKEY SANDWICHSIDE.  Upcoming SNACKS.  Lots of fun things to speculate about!  GOOD DEAL.  Technically I could have Pastrami Sandwich.  But I'm saving that for NEXT UNIT OF WEEKS (Friday --> Thursday BECAUSE I RE-UP WITH FOOD ON FRODAY).  I'm not re-upping with pastrami but I am re-upping with turkey.  So if I save turkey THAT'S TOO MUCH TURKEY for next week. JUST LIKE DR. OZ's NATIONALITY LOYALTIES.  I dunno.  That might be a SLANDER.  I don't have all the details how loyal he is to Turkey!  It'd be WRONG to just ASSUME.  Then again it's wrong to assume IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.  Is he RUNNING as Dr. Oz.  Will that be what's on the ballot.  Or his actual name I wanna say MEHMET.  Lemme LTURQ. YEP NAILED IT THAT'S HIS NAME.  Here's a joke for John Fetterman You know what Meh Met Oz makes me think?  I've MET this guy and thought MEH.  I dunno if they've ever met.  Maybe they have MAYBE THEY WILL maybe THEY NEVER WILL.  Better LTURQ to see if they have DEBATE scheduled.  NOT SEEING ANYTHING.  Oh well such is life I GUESS?
    Eighth paragraph!  Listened to NAS's most recent album again and really liked that too this time around!  I don't wanna count my chickens before they hatch but its looking like I'M GONNA BE A SOLID NAS FAN.  Gonna have to listen to some more albums a second time though.  I liked his FIRST and LAST albums this week a lot.  LET'S SEE WHAT MIDDLE ALBUMS GOT GOING FOR THEM.  Probably DON'T just listen to them in chronological order.  Probably CONSULT INTERNET to see which albums are MOST CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Hmm.  Two and a half more paragraph.  That's it for Act I!  THEN ACT II LATER ON IN JUST A LITTLE BIT.  Hmm.  Finished assorted cookies!  I HAVE NO REGRETS.  Wait that's wrong I HAVE LOTS OF REGRETS.  Well only A COUPLE of regrets but they're VERY PRONOUNCED regrets.  The regret is I ate too many too quickly.  Just one regret!  BUT it's a STRONG Regret!  Amazing.  What else is up.
    Hmm.  Gotta imagine later paragraphs today will be WORTH YOUR WHILE.  Great!  What else is crap.  I Flutenent Governor Letterman.  Hmm.  Gotta finish current CURRENT ROCK N ROLL playlist before I go into NAS ALBUM.  That'll probably last me ABOUT TWO MORE WALKS.  GOTCHA OKAY GREAT.  OH HEY GREAT NEWS.  I think I figured out the most convenient and safe way to GO AROUND TREE in Park Paths.  Pretty much abandon the path BUT there's a certain route I can go where I'm not getting pricked by trees all the time and having to walk CAREFULLY between trees and shit like that.  WOW.  Anyway a couple of days ago I was laying in bed and realized SOME SORT OF WORM OR GRUB on my arm.  Gotta imagine that's from walking THROUGH UNPATHED PATH IN PARK.  Gettin' too much NATURE on me.  I don't like the sound of that!  NATURE IS OUR NATURAL ENEMY.  Sounds about right.  MANKIND: DOMINION over nature.  That's how I feel.  I guess movie might convince me Dinosaurs have dominion, I DUNNO!  Do dinosaurs count as nature.  Feels like they're kind of MAN-MADE.  THESE dinosaurs at least.  Not ORIGINAL dinosaurs.  YOU GET IT.
   Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing!  Maybe get an impulse snack MINI YORK PEPPERMINT PATTIES.  NOT gonna add that right now but MAYBE think about it some more later on.  So that's good.  I don't think I'm gonna do that.  So that's good.  What else is up.  I guess I'll be able to get delicious Chicken Roll SOMETIME soon.  Not tonight.  MAYBE TOMORROW NIGHT???  I dunno!  HEY I just realized films released in six months will have a 2023 release date!  That's weird.  I wonder what 2023 Films will be all about.  THE FUTURE I suppose.  Gettin' Some Veggie Burgers for next 2 weeks.  ONE A WEEK that's how I operate!  YA KNOW WHAT let's INDULGE and get some SNACK SIZE Kit Kats.  I'm pretty sure Kit Kats ONLY come in snack size.  No MEAL REPLACEMENT Kit Kats.  Oh well that's good indulgent snack for shit at night.  Hmm.  Couple more sentences to go.  What a productive use of everyone's time.  Anyway I guess that's it.  I'll be back soon!

Then Again I Don't Care

    Hey!  Just walked by Condominium Gardner and he was listening to the Halloween Music on his phone.  The Film Halloween.  That Michael Myers Tune.  Kinda weird.  I ASSUME it was on his phone.  The music was coming from his general area.  And he had his hands full with garden hose.  Either way NOT SURE HOW I FEEL ABOUT THAT.  At first I didn't like it because IT FELT LIKE HALLOWEEN.  Here I am walking around neighborhood JUST LIKE THEY DO IN THE FILMS.  Also I dunno if I'm a potential victom or a potential Michael Myers. MY NAME IS MICHAEL.  Hmm.  Would I rather be a victim or a supernatural killing machine.  That's tough.  Can't I just be the victim who keeps surviving Time And Time Again.  That'd get pretty frustrating, too.  JUST LET ME LIVE MY LIFE instead of trying to kill me every few years!  Either way I dunno.  Deleted most of the impulse snack stuff I was considering from Super Market.  PROVE ME WRONG!  You can't!  Anyway gonna take a Next Walk early 'nough that there's pretty much NO CRUNCHTIME at all this afternoon.
    Anyway.  Got coffee #1.5 and SPRITE.  Amazing!  What else is going on.  THINK I got a good idea for upcoming SandwichSide.  I THOUGHT I had a good idea for upcoming snack before lunch but NOW EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED.  I thought I'd be getting home from next walk around 2:00 PM.  CLOSER TO LUNCH ITSELF.  Now it looks like I might be getting home around 1:45 PM.  IF MY SNACK IS CLOSER TO LUNCH EASY I WILL HAVE SMALLER SNACK.  Now I don't know WHAT to think.  I know what to Think ABOUT.  But I don't know what THE CONCLUSIONS I DRAW will be.  Hmm.  Can't wait to take a walk in the park again soon with my SUPER SPECIAL SECRET PATHWAY AROUND THE TREE.  ME AND ONLY ME knows about it.  Unless other people figured it out too.  PRETTY INTUITIVE.  Not sure how I missed Going This Way the first dozen times I took walks around the Tree.  OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.  Hmm.  Probably gonna be back from my walk around 1:40 PM.  HOLY CRAP.  GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.  TOO GOOD!  WHAT'S THE CATCH AND RELEASE.
    I dunno!  The point is I FORGET.  Maybe think of a Surprise SandwichSide that I haven't considered yet.  HMM how about a Surprise ICECREAM SANDWICH SANDWICHSIDE.  That sounds PRETTY DELICIOUS I'm not gonna lie.  SURE it's sandwich redundancy.  Maybe that's just the KICK I need to KICK START my Day in THE MIDDLE of the day.  Wow.  Jurassic Park today I think.  Why not.  Get started on it at least.  I like the part where HOW BAD CAN IT BE.  I know people say it's bad.  BUT CAN IT REALLY BE AS BAD AS PEOPLE IMPLY IT IS?  PEOPLE IMPLY IT'S QUITE BAD.  I SAY IT'S JUST GONNA BE RELATIVELY BAD.  I feel somewhat strongly about this.  What else is up.  I'm getting hot pockets but for some reason I'm getting a Breakfast Hot Pockets fully intending to have the two of them as a lunch.  GOTTA WITH MY GUT ON THIS ONE.  BACON EGG AND CHEESE HOT POCKETS FOR LUNCH.  What if I wanted to have one as a breakfast.  NOPE.  Lunch.  THAT'S THE DEAL.  Okay.  I guess it's KIND OF getting close to Halloween.  Three months out or so.  I dunno.  I feel in FIVE WEEKS we can start thinking about Halloween.  Once September starts TIME TO GET PREPPED for Halloween.  MENTALLY and TANGIBLY.  So that's good.
    Penultimate paragraph of the DayTime Day!  Is upcoming Halloween film I wanna say Halloween Forever coming up THIS Halloween or NEXT halloween.  Or even beyond 2023 Halloween.  HOLY SHIT IT'S BEING RELEASED THIS OCTOBER.  What an adequate film franchise during certain iterations of it!  INCLUDING THIS CURRENT ONE HOLY CRAP GET OUT OF THE WAY.  Hmm.  It's called Halloween Ends.  Which turns out is kind of THE EXACT ANTONYM of what I suggested it would be.  Nope!  Not forever!  In fact It Definitely Ends.  So there's that.  HEY THERE'S A SHORT TRAILER. LEMME LTURQ.  WOW that trailer sure looked ADEQUATE.  No foolin'!  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  Should I re-watch the first two Jurassic Worlds before watching this one?  WHY WOULD I SUBJECT MYSELF TO SUCH PUNISHMENT.  So I know CONTEXT for UPCOMING NEW-TO-ME PUNISHMENT.  Oh okay that makes sense.  What else is up.  I dunno.  ONE MORE PARAGRAPH TO WRITE!!!
   Okay.  WHO PLAYIN' MICHAEL MYERS THESE DAYS.  SAME GUY FROM LAST 2 FILMS but NEVER BEFORE MICHAEL MYERS BEFORE THEN.  SO that's good.  I'm happy for him and crap.  Unless he gets too into his character and starts killing people FOR REAL.  Then I'M NOT ON BOARD WITH THAT.  A bridge too far!  Hmm.  What else is up.  I know I SHOULD watch Jurassic World.  But I also know I DON'T WANT TO.  But then again IT'S LIKE RIPPING OFF A BANDAID ya just GOTTA DO IT and then it's over with.  I GET OFF ON RIPPING OFF BANDAIDS so this should be VERY EASY for me.  So that's good.  Also the bandaid lasts 2 and a half hours.  AH THE COMPLICATION.  It's never easy!  What else is up and crap.  Pretty much taking a walk whenever my Dad gets back.  Which will be in 5-10 minutes presumably.  AMAZING.  I'll see ya tonight!

please no more

    Hi!  JUST HAD A NICE Binge.  No more calling it, "Bange."  Too friendly!  I'M NOT ON GOOD TERMS WITH BINGE EATING.  Anyway we're talking if I stop now I will have gained about A QUARTER OF A POUND today.  The question becomes DO I WANT TO STOP NOW.  Sure I do.  Right?  Seems like I would!  Anyway had chicken for dinner and had turkey sandwich with ice cream sandwich for lunch.  WONDERFUL.  I feel like I will eat more snack tonight but AS IF THIS DIDN'T HAPPEN maybe.  Go about NightTime Snacking without considering Oh I Don't know gaining TWO SEVENTHS OF A POUND.  Sounds like 1000 calories.  POUND is 3500.  SEVEN GOES INTO THAT NUMBER REAL WELL.  Anyway you get the idea.  Had an idea of something I can do with my life!  Wait before I get to thaat SHOULD I GO GET MORE FOOD.  No.  Probably not.  Right?  That seems like the good way to go about things.  ANYWAY looking into THINKING ABOUT possibly CONSIDERING Stand up comedy class.  Like the one I took 2 years ago!  But with a slightly different enterprise!  That one was CAROLINES associated.  This is GOTHAM COMEDY CLUB associated.  MONDAY NIGHTS.  Starting a week from Monday.  HMM.
   I'd have to take UNCROWDED LIRR back and forth but I can WALK otherwise.  From home to LIRR station, sure, that's like a 75 minute walk, I can do that!  It's like 10 minutes from Penn Station!  So that's something that MIGHT be in the cards.  Hmm sounds like if I do that I'm gonna wanna gain 3/7ths of a pound to prepare.  GOOD IDEA.  Look let's be honest.  VERY POSSIBLY closer to 2.5/7ths of a pound gained instead of 2/7ths.  LET'S ROUND TO THE BEST OF OUR ABILITIES, RIGHT?  Anyway.  I feel like I could definitely successfully lobby my parents to be on board with me Risking The Elements and Doing This.  BUT it's a question of whether HOW MUCH of their approval I get.  My Dad could give TECHNICAL approval but be VERY WITHHOLDING of TRUE INSIDE APPROVAL.  In which case I HAVE TO DECIDE am I comfortable going against my Dad's true feelings?  I dunno!  We'll blow up that bridge when we get there!  The point is I WROTE TWO PARAGRAPHS and I have aten NOTHING since then.  Except for beer.  ATE SOME BEER.  Also LET'S BE HONEST gained about 3/8ths of a pound.  A pound is CLOSE to 3600 calories.  Eight goes into that nicely.  4.5.  I lost track of What Math Is.  Oh well.  1312 calories?  I'd say I clocked in at under that by a couple hundred.  SIGNIFICANTLY LESS THAN 3/8ths of a pound gained.  WHAT THE HELL AM I TALKING ABOUT.
    Hmm.  Good question.  LOOK let me estimate Newly Off The Top Of My Head-- 1200 calories.  WHAT NUMBER IS THAT IN TERMS OF FRACTIONS OF POUNDS.  Oh sounds like a tad over a third.  WOW I USED TO HE THIRD POUND BURGERS FROM MACDONALDS.  We all know they serve QUARTER POUNDER.  BUT for a time period they had special THIRD POUND ANSON BURGERS.  ANGUS.  Not Anson.  Was thinking about Hanson the band sorry.  Can't get them out of my head!  Also was thinking about Arson.  Can't get it out of my head. I've never committed it yet but that's by pure luck.  Also Arson Who Art In Heaven.  Hmm.  Is there Art in Heaven?  My guess is the Art is WAY BETTER in Hell even if there is.  So that's good.  MIGHT I have read Comedy Class requires proof of vaccination?  I DUNNO.  I might have read a lot of things WHAT IT TO YA.  Anyway.  That could be fun.  Also I GET TO WEAR MASKS.  I REALLY anticipate having a blast being around peers WHILE MAKING WHATEVER KINDA FACE I WANNA MAKE and they have NO CLUE.  If only I were joking.  Oh well such is life.  Better figure out how to be joking.  IN THE CLASS.  That's THE ENTIRE PREMISE.
    Started watching Jurassic World.  I solidly got 3 minutes into it while watching it 30% intentedly and then GAVE UP.  I'll try again tomorrow.  From the start.  Might as well do these first three minutes better if I'm starting over.  Hmm.  Nice in between Binge Eating.  2/3rds of what I would call A FULL Binge eating.  LOOK NOTHING IS SET IN STONE YET but for now my appetite is TAKING A BREATHER.  Which is good.  BREATING IS GOOD.  Where would we be without breathing!  DEAD THAT'S WHO.  Sorry.  WHOM.  DEAD THAT'S WHOM.  What else is up.  Dad is teaching tonight.  Good for him.  I thin kthe last time I binged was also a night he was teaching.  I'M SURE THERE'S SOME GREAT DEEPER PSYCHOLOGICAL ISSUES GOING ON THERE.  ONE DAY I HOPE TO GET TO THE BOTTOM OF IT.  IF IT'S EASY.  I DON'T WANNA HAVE TO PUT ANY GOOD THERAPUTICAL WORK IN C'MON.  If I eat nothing else for tonight I think it almost rounds down to JUST A QUARTER POUND GAINED.  Something to consider.
   MAYBE LATER.  I can't consider it now.  I'm not READY yet.  Hmm.  Finished a beer.  Figure I'll start another one.  I like the way it makes me slightly inebriated.  That's what I get out of it!  HEY when I go downstairs to get new beer AND REFILL SODA I wonder if I will GET ANY FOOD TO TAKE WITH ME.  Odds are AS OF NOW I DON'T THINK SO.  Hmm let's Go Find Out!  HEY I got NO FOOD AT ALL!!  Feels like I should be eating more chocolate BUT I'M NOT.  Also considering me being AHEAD OF TE GAME for most of the day, if I limit myself to say A TOOTSIE POP and a 40 CAL FUDGESICLE for rest of the night-- PRETTY REASONABLE!!!-- we can probably safely round it to gaining .25 LB today.  MIGHT WANNA NOT EAT FIGHTNIGHT snacks though.  THEN AGAIN MAYBE TAHT GETS ADDED ONTO TOMORROW.  Now it's TOMORROW'S problem, NOT MINE.  So all that is great I guess I dunno.  Gotta wake up early for sure tomorrow.  Take a walk Early.  Be back in time for Super Market Delivery window.  GET ON ACT I before it gets here presumably!  AMAZING.
    LOOK I was going into the evening thinking about 3 beers.  NOTHING HAS CHANGED.  Well EVERYTHING HAS CHANGED but all in all the 3 Beer Calculation is still in tact.  DIFFERENT EQUATION, SURE.  But SAME MATHEMATICAL RESULT.  Okay great am I taking a recess after this paragraph or something?  Sure!  I like recess.  I guess.  Hmm I wonder how much I won't eat during recess.  My guess is ALL OF IT.  I'm not gonna eat ALL OF THE FOOD AVAILABLE TO ME.  Something along those lines.  Watch some Tales Crypt.  Man oh man.  Bedtime is in freakin' 90 minutes.  Eating only 100 calories over 90 minutes is NOTIN and that gets me to REASONABLE UNDER 1000 CALORIE SURPLUS OVERALL FOR THE DAY.  AMAZING AND YOU ALL DOUBTED ME.  STOP DOING THAT.  I can doubt myself plenty!  YOU DOUBTING ME IS JUST OVERKILL.  Kinda RUDE.  Doesn't NEED TO BE DONE you're just being JERKS about it.  What's going on again.  Oh I'll write another paragraph now sure.
    SEVENTH PARAGRAPH.  We all know how great Seventh Paragraphs are.  Because I SAY IT A LOT.  Like SIX TIMES.  That's a lot in my book!  Great now I have to write a book.  And tell you about how Six Times Is A Lot in it.  Nothin' is ever easy!  Maybe I somehow write 10 paragraphs without a recess.  That doesn't sound right.  People need recesses.  A world without recesses would be CHAOS.  Also a world With recesses is chaos but JUST A BIT SLIGHTLY LESS.  So get off my back about it.  Takin' out RECYCLABLES in about 40 minutes.  No garbage.  Just a bag of recycblaes.  Ya know Bottles and crap?  Your standard recyclables, that's all I'm sayin'.  Take them out.  Put them in a bin.  Then hope for the best!  Someone emptying that bin.  That's what I'm banking on In My Heart Of Hearts.  Good.  SURE I'd have to come up with Comedy Material if I take the class.  I can do that through the natural course of things presumably!  I've already accomplished so much This Life through the natural course of things.  WAY MORE THAN ALL THOSE OTHER LIVES.  Wait what.  Huh?  Oh right.  What else is up.  OKAY recess now.  Then 3 or more paragraphs afterwards!

    YA KNOW WHAT?  All my problems can be traced back to COOKIE DOUGH QUEST BAR AIN'T THAT GREAT.  Tastes OKAY.  But it's the most calories and it tastes the worst!  Also TOO HARD if I leave it in fridge like other bars.  So YEAH.  I'm having one of those NOW obviously.  But now I know for sure oh this is what's throwing EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE OFF KILTER.  KILTER SKILLTER.  Anyway watched second half of a Tales Crypt during recess and will be taking out Recyclables in about 10 minutes!  And probably not gonna eat anything else until AFTER ENTRY.  So that's good I guess.  Look to be fair Cookie Dough Quest bar GIVES YA FEELING OF FULLNESS in PIT of your stomach.  Which is often IRRELEVANT to whether One Will Eat Or Not.  But it is ONE VARIABLE that I GOTTA HAND IT TO THEM at least they get THIS right.  What else is up.  Maybe don't leave it in fridge if I don't like it being too hard from being left in fridge.  THAT'S NOT THE WAY I DO THINGS.
    YEAH.  Ow my tummy I feel full in the pit of my stomach FEELS WEIRD.  Also I don't feel full ALONG THE SIDES of my stomach.  Let's be perectly clear about that!  Just in THE PIT.  Pit and the pendulum.  I'd like a pendulum to keep time.  WELL I'M OFF TO THE PENDULUM STORE!  Two paragraphs to go.  Don't see myself finishing entry AND spell checking AND posting to internet before Recyclables.  OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.  TUMMY ACHE.  Well hey here's good news THAT'S ONE LESS COOKIE DOUGH QUEST BAR I have to eat.  Already ate it!  I'll suffer the consequences NOW so I don't have to LATER.  Kind of like JESUS.  I SUFFER NOW FOR MY FUTURE SINS.  Not sure that checks out 100%.  Maybe only like 80%.  STILL THOUGH NOT BAD.  The point is I'm pretty sure they didn't feed Jesus while he was on the cross.  That's what Crossfit is, right?  Lose weight by being crucified so you CAN'T EAT AT ALL for a while.  TOO FAR.  Oh well such is life.  Crossfit is a thing, right?  I feel live I've heard that phrase in commercials.  Which is where I learn ALL things from.  Commercials!
    Last paragraph of the night!  Wonder if I'll have a balanced breakfast tomorrow.  Gotta imagine there's a decent chance I do.  VERY chance.  What Tales Crypt do I have coming up.  Is it THE TRAP?  Why Yes, yes it is! IT IS The Trap.  Kinda confusing episode.  They're all confusing in their own way.  But this one, ooh boy, am I confused!  THAT'S A LIE NOW THAT I TINK ABOUT IT.  THEN AGAIN NOW THAT I TINK ABOUT IT AGAIN it's LESS OF A LIE.  I'm becoming CONFUSED ABOUT IT IN ALL NEW WAYS AS OF THIS VERY PARAGRAPH.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Hmm.  Guess I'll take out recycblaes in a little bit when entry is over BUT BEFORE finalizing prepping entry for internet.  ANOTHER DAY IN THE BOOKS.  And what a day it was!  I thought of Comedy Class idea!  THAT MAY PAN OUT.  Exciting stuff.  Doin' things!  WHILE WEARING MASKS.  I feel like I'll be INFINITELY more social if I'm able to make weird faces while talking to people AND THEY HAVE NO CLUE.  I don't have to justify my Strange Theories Of Face Signal Recognition & Socialization To YOU.  Do I?  Maybe I do.  Anyway.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-9:13 P.M.

Wednesday, July 27, 2022

It's Almost Today

    Hey!  About 15 minutes behind schedule today!  Shouldn't be a big deal at all!  The sooner I get stuff done the better, SURE, that gives my Dad more room to MANOUVER for his walk after my third walk.  But all in all YEAH LET'S TAKE OUR TIME WITH THINGS.  By which I mean do things at exactly the same speed but slightly less worrying about it in my brain.  So that's good!  Had a MODEST amount of MightNight snacking.  Coulda been worse!!  Coulda been better!  SKIPPED balanced Breakfast again cause I'm dumb!  Pop tart and Ice Cream Sandwich instead!  Woke up today and re-read the headline that DOJ is looking into DJT for Criminal charges and was like wait a second THAT'S GREAT.  I didn't appreciate how big a step it was at first completely!  MAYBE NOW I'M APPRECIATING IT TOO MUCH.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  METS WON yesterday.  Watched a lot of that game!  SKIPPED bedtime Tales Crypt so I could watch most of the end of that game!  GAME TONIGHT AT 7:00 PM.  AMAZING.  Hmm.  Next four meals LIKE I SAID YESTERDAY are turkey sandwich, pastrami sandwich, pizza, and calamari.  I KNOW FOR SURE don't want sandwiches on same day.
   THINKIN' turkey sandwich then pizza for today.  NOT SURE WHAT ORDER calamari and pastrami will be tomorrow though.  THE GOOD NEWS IS I think I'll enjoy these meals for sure.  Maybe get SICILIAN pizza so I can cut off 20% of one slice to have with UPCOMING SALAD I would be SUNY PURCHASING to arrive on Friday.  Amazing.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Chili Dog Day, National Milk Chocolate Day, and National Refreshment Day.  National Chili Dog Day Afternoon.  Hmm.  Never had a chili dog but I'd almost definitely get a kick out of it!  JUST NEVER HAPPENED FOR ME.  Milk chocolate is great!  Certainly on par with Dark Chocolate in terms of quality.  I LIKE EM BOTH.  Refreshments.  YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO BE MORE SPECIFIC.  Well you don't HAVE to be.  But if you want me to get on board with this Celebration Day (Led Zeppelin Song) I'm gonna need more specific info on what to celebrate!  Hmm.  Goldon Graham Barr sounds good right about now.  Maybe upcoming snack!  Maybe side for Sandwich Meal!  THAT'S WHERE MY HEAD IS AT.
    Also at above my neck.  Usually.  Wait no ALWAYS.  Hmm.  Feels like Deli sells Chili Dog.  Lemme LTURQ.  HMM.  It's on their OFFICIAL menu but not on DOOR DASH menu.  Which is how we order it.  So the good news is eh what can ya do.  What else is crap.  GOT SOME SPRITE going on right now.  Gonna have COFFEE in 2 and 2/3rds paragraphs.  AMAZING.  Starting to get back into some CLASSIC RAP.  Stuff I listened to last year to cycle through and now am coming back around to APPRECIATE MORE.  Listened to some NAS.  Listened to some A TRIBE CALLED QUEST.  SO FAR THAT'S WHERE I'M AT.  Also I went back to listening to MODERN ROCK PLAYLISTS.  But I feel like I'll continue Classic Raps intermittently too.  Anyway.  I said yesterday I think Baseball Reference had Mets at 99.9% chance to make playoffs.  Today?  THEY'RE AT, ">99.9%"!!!  Wow.  Mets are gonna make the playoffs it looks like.  I'LL BET IT ALL.  How much do I have. I have a dollar bill and a bunch of dimes.  Oh okay sounds reasonable to bet that amount.
    Hmm.  Fourth paragraph!  Let's see.  What amount of time should I give myself comfortably to write seven paragraphs.  Let's say 50 minutes.  I can do that pretty comfortably in 55 minutes.  WHICH IS IT 50 or 55.  DOESN'T MATTER REALLY this is all just HYPOTHETICALS.  Hmm.  OH HEY my Brother said he ordered New Jurassic Park on Apple TV which means presumably I can watch it too!  SAID IT WASN'T GOOD.  Oh well I'll enjoy it anyway.  Not sure how I reached that conclusion.  LOOK IT'S DINOSAURS RUNNING AMUCK HOW BAD CAN IT BE.  BAD!  EVERYONE SAYS SO.  I STILL THINK IT'LL BE GOOD.  DINOSAUR GONNA BE FUN.  What else is crap.  LIKED me some Nas ILLMATIC.  First time around Classic Raps last year felt more like an academic study to EDUCATE myself on these rappers/albums/songs.  I enjoyed it at points but OVERALL just wanting to become familiar with them to EXPAND MY HORIZONS.  SO FAR THIS TIME IS EVEN BETTER.  I vaguely kind of remember what to expect so I can just go in AND HAVE FUN WITH IT.  YAH.  Anyway.  Turkey sandwich sounds okay.  YAH.
   Fifth paragraph.  MUST start having balanced breakfast.  EGG WHITE ain't gonna stay fresh forever.  NOR will turkey bacon.  EGGO and CEREAL will stay fresh forever though.  So that's good.  Looks like Biden tested NEGATIVE For Covid-19.  GREAT.  I hope he tests negative for covid 19 ALL THE TIME.  Or whenever he wants to at least.  Anyway.  I feel like if I didn't live with elderly compromised parents SURE I'd be doing more semi-riskier stuff re: Covid.  BUT I AM worried IN HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO I get covid LONG COVID.  I need to do more Academic Research but the risk of getting covid that keeps coming back and has permanent effects SOUNDS LIKE A LEGIT RISK TO WORRY ABOUT.  Then again I DON'T KNOW because I haven't done the Academic Research.  Hmm.  Milk chocolate day.  Gotta imagine a lot of the things I eat with bits of chocolate are Milk Chocolate.  Goldon Graham Barr for instance.  Has chocolate in it.  PROBABLY MILK BASED!!!  Coffee time.
   YEAH.  Let's aim for 5 paragraphs in 40 minutes.  Sounds reasonable.  What else is going on and crap.  What am I watching today.  THE SACRIFICE.  Yeah but BESIDES that.  Jurassic Pork.  Oh okay that's accurate.  How long that movie gonna run me.  Two hours and nine minutes?  NOPE TWO HOURS 26 MINUTES.  DAMNIT I WAS ABOUT TO SAY THAT.  Hmm.  KIND OF.  I had like 8 numbers that suddenly occurred to me to guess and 2 hours 26 minutes MAY have been one of those numbers.  And if not PRETTY CLOSE.  AMAZING.  Hmm.  Jurassic World DOMINION.  Better LTURQ what that word means EXACTLY.  Sovereignty or Control.  Hopfully it's not Dinosaurs that are in control of us.  LOOK I can get dinosaurs running amuck and eating us.  But I don't think they could ORGANIZE and enslave mankind or anything.  Then again GUESS I'LL HAVE TO WATCH THE MOVIE.  Hmm.  Wednesday EH.  I can work with that!  Enjoyed Ice Cream Sandwich this morning.  This is a different semi-indulgent brand than normal.  NOT AS GOOD.  But it usually hits the mark.  Hmm.
    SEVENTH paragraph.  Whatever happened to 2010's Planet Of The Apes movies.  I feel like there's still a missing link or two from the chronology of Newer Movies to Older Movies.  BETTR LTURQ.  WOW they're starting to film one in AUGUST. That's NEXT WEEK.  And this isn't OLD STALE INFO.  This is info from LAST MONTH.  AMAZING.  Wasn't a huge fan of these movies.  I should give em another shot though.  IT'S WHAT GOD WOULD HAVE WANTED.  Hmm.  Is it possible Planet OF The Apes is Pro-Evolution Propaganda?  MY GUESS?  No.  Evolution doesn't need propaganda.  It's too obviously correct!  THEN AGAIN I'd like to see some POLLING of Americans re: Evolution versus... what's the opposite... DIVINE something... you get the idea.  How many Christians don't believe in evolution.  PROBABLY A LOT.  PRETTY DUMB PEOPLE ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.  Maybe they're not DUMB but they're NAIVE.  ALL THE TIME WITH THE NAIVENESS.  Oh well that's too bad.
   Three paragraphs to go for Act I!  Amazing.  Plenty of time!  Amazing.  What am I Naive about.  I'm SURE I'm Naive about plenty of things but I presumably can't figure out what they are!  Hmm.  Naive American.  Hmm.  Got some white bread for sandwiches!  WILL I TOAST IT?  MAYBE LIGHTLY.  Either lightly or nothin.  I feel like I'd enjoy toasting it more but I think I'll not toast it.  Gotta go with your gut!  Two and a half paragraphs to go.  Still got 2 MILLER LITES even though I started the BID LUGHTS.  Interesting, very interesting.  Had a bad time of it trying to walk around/avoid Tree in Halfway Paved Park Path.  Well it's not PAVED at all but there is definitely a path cleared.  Except for this tree.  Anyway what else is up.  Wonder if The newer Plant Of Apes are available to me somewhere.  Gotta imagine they are.  Gotta imagine I can watch that.  Gotta imagine I wouldn't really enjoy them so much!  OH WELL GOTTA DO SOMETHING.  Like watch THE SACRIFICE.  Hmm.  SO MUCH TIME TO WORK WITH I DON'T BELIEVE IT.  Kinda believe it.  Evidence is there.  I'd be NAIVE NOT to believe it!  Then again not sure what words mean.
    What else is up.  UNLAUNDERED SHIRT again today BUT I talked to my Mom about setting up some Laundry Commitments within the next day or two.  GREAT.  HEY maybe watch The Simpsons.  I glanced at phrase Plant of Apes which reminded me of The Simpsons Planet Of Apes Musical.  EVERYONE LOVES THAT JOKE SEGMENT.  REAL CLASSIC.  So that reminded me hey there's even MORE Simpsons Joke Segments I might enjoy.  Hmm.  What else is crap.  When will THOR: LOVE AND THUNDER be available to me.  Let's LTURQ.  BASED ON PAST TIMES IT TAKES DISNEY TO RELEASE FILMS FOR FREE ON DISNEY PLUS it might be available LATE AUGUST.  WOW.  That sounds like a mediocre movie.  SIGN ME UP.  Good.  LOOK did I consider saying Snore: Shrug and Blunder SURE but I thought better of it. Then thought worse of it!  Now we're all caught up.  Shrug makes sense that we're shrugging about whether it's any good but it doesn't fit the CONTINUITY of the title words completely.  HEY THAT'S LIFE.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Hmm.  Maybe SHRUG is good but BLUNDER isn't. I DON'T HAVE ALL THE ANSWERS.  Probably not at least.  I feel like if I had all the answers I'd be aware of it.  Been a week since I shaved.  Facial hair starting to sprout up again!  OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.  Wait 3 months to shave again.  That's my impression of What I Can Do.  I feel like I had a dream last night where I was talking to my Dad about my electric razor and whether or not I had one of the several pieces of plastic attached to it so that it helps you GROOM hair to cut up to a certain level instead of completely.  Like 10 differnt pieces of plastic.  Half of them for helping you groom FACIAL HAIR and half of them for helping you groom HEAD HAIR.  Forget what I was trying to accomplish in the dream.  Maybe nothing!  Maybe I just had a piece of plastic attached OR NOT and had a conversation with my Dad about it even though it was COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT at the time.  Hmm.  WALK TIME.  So much time!  Now time for walk!

Don't Be Stupid

    Hi!  Think I'm gonna get a chicken roll for tonight!  And have pizza tomorrow!  NOW I got meals planned going through FRIDAY LUNCH.  That's okay.  It's worth it!  Chicken roll is delicious!  Lunch today LEANIN' TOWARDS turkey sandwich with SandwichSide.  WHAT SANDWICHSIDE?  Depends on how I feel at the time!  ALSO MAYBE Fried Calamari for lunch.  I WILL DEFINITELY update you tonight on how this all played out!  Anyway gonna try to write this act within 30-40 minutes.  Probably will end up in that time period.  Very unlikely MORE Time.  Slightly less unlikely LESS time.  WOW AMAZING.  Can't take shower when I get home from upcoming walk PROBABLY.  Some sort of delivery coming at some point which needs either Me or My Dad to ACCEPT IT.  Maybe it comes before then.  HOWEVER IF IT DOESN'T gotta wait until my Dad is back from his walk to take a shower.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE I GUESS.  PART OF IT AT LEAST.  APPARENTLY.
    Hmm.  Got coffee #1.5 going on as well as Diet Root Beer!  Hmm.  Gonna catch up on Twitter all the HOT TAKES about EVERYTHING but especially DOJ Investigating DJT. What does the J stand for.  JAMES?  Better LTURQ.  JOHN.  Oh.  Okay.  THAT EXPLAINS A LOT ACTUALLY.  Does it?  Maybe!  I can't figure out what it explains off the top of my head but STANDS TO REASON it explains SOMETHING.  Hmm.  Hey next walk gotta figure out how to Get Around Tree Again!  I feel like I've tried it like 5 different ways and NONE OF THEM are great.  Possibly best one is the one with STEEP INCLINE but it's also the RISKIEST.  I probably won't fall and break one of my necks but it's more likely than OTHER WAYS.  BUT it's less likely I PRICK MYSELF on some tree branch thing.  Hmm.  Can I CLIMB tree?  I don't think so!  If I Could I would have done that as the first thing I tried!  Look if I devoted a lot of time and effort I MUST be able to climb this tree.  NO DEAL.
    Three paragraphs to go for DayTime Day Entry Day!  How prevalent is Woody Harrelson in Plant Of The Apes.  I know he's in AT LEAST ONE.  I THINK as a HUMAN.  Lemme LTURQ. Looks like he was in just one of 'em.  Oh well.  Can't win 'em all!  MOM JUST TOLD ME TO BRING DOWN SHIRTS.  I assume as a PRELUDE to doing laundry.  Lemme take care of that RIGHT NOW.  Woody Harrelson's name in Planet Of The Apes is Wesley.  Woody Harrelson PREVIOUSLY starred in a movie with REAL LIFE ACTOR Wesley Snipes.  Interesting.  The pieces are FINALLY starting to all come together.  Anyway GREAT I guess at this rate I might have laundered shirts by tomorrow!  Anyway.  I feel like I lost 60% of my shirts because of Holes In The Back and I haven't fully processed it.  There's a bunch of GO TO SHIRTS I've had for a decade and a half that I JUST HAVE NO LONGER.  I don't REALIZE it fully but THEY'RE GONE.  Oh well.  That's life.  Eventually all your shirts will leave you.
   Two paragraphs to go!  Let's say I have a solid complete 20 minutes to write 2 paragraphs comfortably.  SO MUCH COMFORTABLE TIME.  THIS IS GOING GREAT.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Two paragraphs.  I can do this.  DO I HAVE to watch Jurassic World?  I think I do.  Maybe it won't be so bad!  Part of life is watching films that are probably gonna be bad, though.  Gotta live with the way life is!  Not sure I ever liked any Planet Of The Apes movie.  Original ones?  Can't think of sitting through any of em.  Tim Burton one?  Don't remember liking it!  Recent ones?  I watched 1 or 2 of them and they were OKAY I GUESS.  Wonderful this is good stuff.  What other films am I ambivalent about.  CAN'T TELL YOU NOW.  Gotta spread it out!  Can't blow it all in this one paragraph.  WE GOTTA SAVOR TALKING ABOUT WHAT FILMS I'M AMBIVALENT ABOUT is the point I'm trying to make I guess.  Hey write one more paragraph in 10 minutes.  AMAZING.
    Cool.  Maybe have mini ice cream sandwich as upcoming snack.  I feel like that's certainly one way to go about my life.  What else is going on and crap.  CHICKEN ROLL TONIGHT.  Pizza TOMORROW NIGHT.  Or TOMORROW AFTERNOON.  Can't use oven TOMORROW NIGHT.  FOR REASONS I CAN'T GET INTO.  FINE I'LL GET INTO THEM.  Dad is teaching tomorrow night.  IN a room ADJACENT to the oven.  HE FEELS HE WILL GET TOO HOT IF THE OVEN IS ON.  So if I want pizza tomorrow night GOTTA MICROWAVE IT OR EAT IT COLD.  Maybe I could EXPERIMENT with that.  I feel like in the past I normally would microwave old pizza.  And sometimes eat it cold!  LOOK THEY'RE DELICIOUS but I dunno if I wanna take that risk!  Hmm.  I dunno.  That's it for now I guess!  Be back tonight!  THIS PARAGRAPH WAS TERRIBLE.  But so are most of them.  INTERESTING COUNTERPOINT.  Be back tonight!

we never do what i want to do

    Hello friends.  It's your friend, Me!  About an hour and a half behind schedule tonight!  Ordered dinner late.  Then they drove in the wrong direction for a while!  Then they got here!  THAT EXPLAINS THAT.  Anyway just had PENULTIMATE Cinnamon Toast Crunk Bar I had.  BEFOREHAND I HAD AN ASSORTED COOKIES I HAVE NO REGRETS.  Still got plenty of Snack to look forward to tonight.  C'mon!  Anyway NORMALLY I'm goin' to bed in about half an hour.  NOW we gotta assume AT LEAST an hour tacked on to that.  OKAY LET'S GET STARTED WIT BEER NOW.  Delicious.  I liked the, "NOW," part.  Anyway LOBBY AS I MIGHT my Mom wanted Deli tonight SO THAT'S WHAT WE GOT.  I AM A VERY FLEXIBLE PERSON.  Everyone always accommodating to me most of the time!  I'MA ACCOMMODATE YOU WHEN I GET THE CHANCE.  That's how I ROLL.  Got Marinated Chicken Dinner.  Had half of it tonight.  TIS BAKED POTATO SMALLEST BAKED POTATO I EVER SEEN.  WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS POTATOE IS THE POINT.
    Whatever.  The GOOD NEWS is I had calamari for lunch today.  Guess I'll have TURKEY SANDWICH for lunch tomorrow.  SAVE PASTRAMI SANDWICH IN MY BACK POCKET TO HAVE FOR UPCOMING UNIT OF MEALTIME-- FRIDAYS THROUGH TUHRSDAYS.  Hmm.  What's new in the news.  RECONCILIATION BILL IS BEING TEASED.  At this point I've learnt that we'll just go back and forth between different people deciding to Dash Our Hopes That Anything Good Will Happen.  So I'm gonna assume that will continue to happen into this situation.  But if I'm wrong WOW 370 BILLION DOLLARS FOR CLIMATE AND/OR ENERGY?  I LOVE Climate and/or Energy.  SPECIFICALLY CLIMATE.  Energy is pretty good.  IT'S EITHER THE YELLOW OR THE ORANGE VITAMIN WATER.  Better LTURQ.  I WANT to say it's Yellow but I think LOGICALLY it's Orange.  FEELS like it should be Yellow.  THINKS LIKE it could be Orange.  Hmm.  WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT.  Just googled it AND IT'S A COLOR BETWIXT YELLOW AND ORANGE.  I don't remember this at all.  This must be new.  And by new I mean In the last decade.  Anyway DON'T LIKE IT.  Looks like URINE when SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH YOUR URINE.
    Oh well such is life.  Anyway I registered an entire 7/9ths of the Mets-Yankees game with the Mets winning 2-0 and then AS SOON AS I START WRITING PARAGRAPHS the Yankees TIED TAT SHIT UP.  JUST LIKE WHEN YOU WANNA VASECTAMIZE YOURSELF.  Anyway.  Gotta imagine you shouldn't vasecatimze yourself.  YOU VASECATMIZE YOUR BUDDY AND HE VASECTAMIZES YOU.  SAFER THAT WAY.  More CLEAN.  Less RISK INVOLVED.  Hmm.  I may be confusing things here or something.  I think vasecatmies are when Guys Get Their Tubes Tied.  Hmm.  Anyway gonna write a six paragraph Act III Part I and then presumably a four paragraph Act III Part II!  THAT'S TE PLAN AS OF NOW.  What's good in the world wide sports.  I REFUSE to spell check Vasecatimes.  SLIPPERY SLOPE.  I keep using it as a verb which I'm pretty sure is NEVER accurate.  So if I correct it WHERE IT COULD BE CORRECTED it just makes me look LIKE AN IDIOT when it CAN'T be corrected.  IT MAKES SENSE.
    Anyway.  Wonder what delicious snack I got coming my way.  Wonder a lot of things!  Off the top of my head that's the main thing for now.  Never started Jurassic Park today!  Let's see how TOMORROW goes for that crap.  Hmm.  Took a late shower today.  We're talkin around FOUR PM.  PM STANDS FOR PRIME MINISTER.  Again can't spell Minister right.  IT WOULD JUST CONFUSE PEOPLE.  Hmm.  Facing North on External Keyboard!  Wrote the first sentence or two with keyboard FLAT on the table-surface instead of on Tiny Tilted Stilts.   THEN I REALIZED IT SUCKED and I tilted stilted it up.  Alt take of Helter Skelter called Tilted Stilted.  Twisted Sister?  Tilda Swinton?  Enya?  What's going on again.  Hmm.  Fourth paragraph.  You know what that means.  I hope so.  If you don't know what that means I don't know what to say.  Good luck with life I guess.  You're gonna need it!  Hmm.  Man oh man was I looking forward to CHICKEN ROLL.  I talked about that, right?  I know I didn't think of it in time for ACT I.  I think I thought of chicken roll in time for ACT II though.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  WAS EXCITED ABOUT CHICKEN ROLL ALREADY IN ACT II.
   Wow!  DELICIOUS FUDGESICLE.  SINEMA CAN'T TAKE TAHT AWAY FROM ME.  I just finished it.  It's gone now.  No matter what happens.  OH WELL.  Live and learn.  I LEARNT THAT NOTHING GOOD EVER LASTS.  Oh that's a good lesson!  Gotta remember that one!  Anyway presumably having 2 beers tonight.  Got about Oh I Don't Know 20% of the first can left.  STILL GOIN WIT BUD LIGHTS EVEN THOUGH I HAVE 2 MILLER LITES.  Hmm.  Gonna have to do some ACCOUNTING to see if I need to get a new pack for next week.  I feel like it's gonna be cutting it close!  If I COMMIT to not having three a night THE ENTIRE WEEK I might have enough.  I'll update this situation on you as I progress.  Hmm.  I finished the beer.  IS THAT ALRIGHT WITH YOU???  Too late I already did it.  Shit up or shake out!  What Tales Crypt am I going to Go To Bed Time with.  AH LOWER BERTH A FINE EPISODE.  I talk about it a lot!  LIKE I SAID, "FINE EPISODE," get off my back about it.
    Last paragraph before Recess.  THANK GOD.  I'm not gonna do it I GOT OTHER PRESSING ISSUES but if you could Thank God On My Behalf I'D CONSIDER IT A SOLID.  I owe you one now!  And that, "One," could be ANYTHING of small to medium size.  NO LARGE FAVORS THOUGH C'MON GET REAL ABOUT IT.  YA KNOW WHAT I TINK I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING SNACK WISE GOING FORWARD.  NO SPOILERS but YA KNOW WHAT LET'S DO SPOILERS.  70 Calorie Fiber Brownie.  60 Calorie Tootsie Pop.  90 calorie Ice Cream Bar.  IN SUCH ORDER.  OR MAYBE MIX BROWNIE AND TOOTSIE POP.  IN SUCH ORDER.  WHAT THE HELL.  That counts as your favor.  Me telling you Snack Ideas for the rest of the night.  IF YOU DIDN'T WANT THAT TO BE YOUR FAVOR YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID SOMeTING.  TOO LATE NOW.  We gotta move on with our lives at this point.  Anyway.  LOOK I HARDLY EVER HAVE THE 70 CAL BROWNIES ANYMORE.  They're GREAT but c'mon I'm gonna SPLURGE and have 30 more calories WHY NOT.  Anyway RECESS TIME!!!?+++++++++++++++++++++++

     What just happened.  Who knows.  Who WANTS to know.  Let's just MOVE ON with my lives.  Got brownie going on right now.  THAT'S THE ORDER.  JUST STUFFED 80% OF THAT SUCKER IN MY MOUTH AND I'M CHEWING IT OVER RIGHT NOW AND SWALLOWING IT BIT BY BIT AND IT'S GREAT.  The first 20% was fine.  (15%???).  But when I stuffed the rest down my gullet is when it reallly kicked into overdrive!  Anyway what else is going on.  Watched FOURTY PERCENT of Lower Berth during Recess AFTER watching 3 minutes of Mets Winning The Baseball Game Of Tonight.  WOW TODAY IS ON A HOT STREAK.  Which is appropriate because I believe I read there's a HEAT WAVE hitting the Eastern Seaboard.  Hot Streak, Heat Wave, IT'S ALL THE SAME.  Hmm.  Gonna open beer #2 of 2 now.  LOOK I wanted to get Salami Omelet again but I GOT EGG WHITES.  For balanced breakfasts.  HOW MANY EGG YOU WANT ME TO HAVE?  Also LOOK I wanted to get Chocolate Babka to split into two breakfasts but I GOT EGG WHITES.  For balanced breakfasts.  HOW MANY BREAKFASTS YOU WANT ME TO HAVE?
    What else is up.  Gonna have to write three more paragraphs and then Today Will Be Over.  WHEW.  I can't wait until tomorrow.  Well I can.  About an hour and eighteen minutes, too!  What The Hell.  Where am I exactly.  Oh.  Right.  Had some spearmint gum last Gum Chewing.  Delicious.  POSSIBLE I skip the tootsie pop.  POSSIBLE I'm 2 paragraphs away from now and turns out I REALLY WANNA HAVE THE TOOTSIE POP.  I DON'T KNOW.  WHAT AM I SOME SORT OF GENIUS?  YES POSSIBLY BUT I DON'T SEE HOW THAT'S RELEVANT IN THIS SITUATION.  Well that's great just great.  Hmm.  Got all my shirts laundered.  Lots of various other Cloths too.  Some socks.  Some underwear!  THE WHOLE THING.  Hmm.  LIFE is great.  So much laundry done soon after I need it.  Only went 2 or 3 days wearing dirty shirts!  THAT'S HARDLY ANYTHING AT ALL.  I'd take that compromise ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.  IN FACT SEVERAL WEEKS IN A ROW.  IN FACT  I'll NEVER STOP TAKING THAT COMPROMISE.  That's kind of what the Saying Premise is already????  I DUNNO LOST TRACK OF WHAT'S GOING ON EXACTLY.
    Penultimate paragraph of the NightTime Day!  Hmm.  Gonna have to buy some t-shirts.  You guys know any good bands that are good to advertise on t-shirts?  Off the top of my head I CAN'T THINK OF A SINGLE ONE.  Any band you might suggest would be a good T-Shirt Band I CAN GIVE YOU TEN REASONS why they'd be a BAD T-Shit Band.  Hmm.  Better LTURQ.  And what would I be Looking UP exactly.  I DON'T KNOW.  Get off my back about it.  Hmm.  Certainly feels like I'm gonna want a T-Pop in about a paragraph. Maybe start it RIGHT WHEN ENTRY IS OVER but before I start spell checking/posting to internet.  SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN.  Not sure if it's a good one.  KIND OF SOUNDS LIKE a general blue print though.  Go figure.  Hmm.  Anyway.  Jeez.  I can make my own t-shirts.  That's still gotta be Internet Businesses right?  I did it in 2008 once.  I CAN DO IT AGAIN PLENTY OF TIMES.  Just lots of different phrases on the front.  Easy.  EASY!
   Last paragraph.  We did it!  Almost!  Maybe AT THE ELEVENTH HOUR something will ruin it.  Also SPOILER ALERT it is exactly 11:00 PM right now THAT'S WHY IT'S FUNNY I SAID, "At the eleventh hour."  I didn't hear you laughing so I figured I had to go out of my way to make it extremely clear and tell it to you VERY explicitly.  Ok great glad we're all on the same page.  Hmm.  Now it's 11:03 PM.  THAT'S HOW LONG I SPACED OUT AND DID NOTHING.  Two or three minutes.  AMAZING.  Hey it's gonna be August in a few days.  I don't have a problem with August IN THEORY and potentially IN PRACTICE.  Ok just finished beer of the night.  So that's good.  Now all I need to do is write a few more sentences.  I can do that because I have to do that.  Gotta be able to do the things you are required to do!  That's what makes the world turn!  Either that or some sort of Gravity thing Possibly With The Moon.  I'm sure it's been explained to me before but I'M SORRY I DON'T REMEMBER.  Anyway that's it.  Let's go with chocolate tootsie pop!  SEE YA TOMORROW!

-11:05 P.M.

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

That Shouldn't Be a Problem

    Hey!  About 15 minutes behind schedule today.  Normally that'd mean NO PROBLEM fitting in everything on time.  Today though my Dad is gonna wanna take an earlier walk than usual.  Still should probably mean NO PROBLEM fitting in everything on time-- just gotta RE-IMAGINE some spaces between a couple of walks.  Probably!  Anyway ate A LOT of assorted cookies During Entry, After Entry, and as MightNight Snacking last night.  OH WELL.  Today is a new day!  Probably.  FEELS like a new day.  I kind of remember yesterday and I have a distinct sense that it was NOT TODAY but YESTERDAY.  So that's good.  Mets game at 7:10 PM!  They're playing THEM YANKEES.  The biggest rivalry in all of Mets/Yankees rivalry baseball!  Anyway.  Had Chocolate Chip Pancake for breakfast.  SORRY balanced breakfasts, ya got pushed back another day!  Bison burger for dinner.  Lunch gonna either be fried Calamari (cold, microwaved, OR ovened!), 2 chocolated chip pancakes, or TURKEY SANDWICH.  I guess I could have pastrami sandwich too but that's quite redundant with bison burger.
    YEAH.  I hope no one discovers my shame by looking at the Assorted Cookie box and seeing how many are already gone.  Put the box on another shelf where my Dad is less likely to come across it.  I MUST HIDE MY SHAME I don't think that's too crazy a proposition!  Hmm.  What do I got in store for today.  Up to Season II Episode II of Tales Crypt.  Hmm.  I should know which one this is off the top of my head.  OH I THINK I DO.  It's gotta be THE SWITCH, right?  Let's LTURQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  Wonderful.  The plot is an old rich guy slowly buys the parts of a young in shape guy to impress a lady by looking younger.  First he gets his face, then his torso, ETC.  MY PROBLEM THOUGH is this guy isn't THAT attractive or in shape.  Look he's PRETTY in shape.  And I guess there's nothing WRONG with him.  But he's not AN ADONIS (which is a phrase the doctor who performs the surgery DOES USE for him).  JUST SOME JERK.  Maybe 30 years ago JERKY GUYS were in high demand!  Oh well go figure.  NO SPOILERS.  Hmm.  The point is I FORGET.
    YEAH.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Chicken Finger Day, National Creme Brulee Day, and National Scotch Day.  Scotch is good!  For the couple of years where my main way of getting alcohol sporadically in spurts was TINY SHOT BOTTLES I could fit in my pocket I feel like it was usually SCOTCH.  Chicken fingers are delicious.  Let's see what CREME BRULEE is exactly.  DESSERT OF RICH CUSTARD BASE TOPPED WITH A LAYER OF HARD CARAMELIZED SUGAR.  Doesn't sound good.  You lost me at CUSTARD.  Then you found me at HEY I LIKE TRYING NEW THINGS WHY NOT.  Then you lost me at TIME TO MOVE ON WITH MY LIFE.  Hmm.  Baseball Reference has the Mets at a 99.9% chance of making Post Season.  I think there's three wild cards these days?  FOUR?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP THREE.  The point is 72.4% chance of winning DIVISION.  Which is a lot more valuable than wild card!  I don't know EXACTLY how wild card works these days but DIVISION I KNOW you don't have to play a one-or-two off game to PROGRESS to first ALL OUT SERIES of playoffs!
    GOOD.  I wish them the best of luck.  They're my favorite sports team in the world!  Not sure if there's any other sports team I'm invested in at all!  Jacksonville Jaguars. Well yeah OBVIOUSLY but BESIDES THEM.  OH WOW CHIPS ARE IN THE NEWS.  They wanna BUILD CHIPS in America.  And GIVE companies money to do it!  Shouldn't companies do it to make money by doing it themselves.  YA'D THINK SO WOULDN'T YA.  Look I'm no expert on The Chip Industry.  Let's be fair.  Not sure what it's all about!  Either way I FORGET.  Hmm.  Wonder how long it'll be till I can re-up with Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bars.  AT LEAST a week.  I still have TWO saved up.  Gotta preserve em!  For when they're REAL Necessary!  So that's good.  Right now not in the mood for any of the possible lunches.  HOWEVER yesterday I was ANTICIPATING being in the mood for ALL Of them.  Maybe all those assorted cookies messed up my appetite.  Oh well LEARN AND LIVE.
    Anyway.  From what I can tell without studying it explicitly is the Dems have about a 15% chance of keeping the house and about a 50% chance of keeping the senate.  BASED ON PIECEMEAL TWEETS I see now and again.  UGH.  I guess what happens is what will happen.  All we can do is try to build momentum FROM NOW UNTIL THE END.  EACH DAY MORE MOMENTOUS THAN THE LAST.  Something along those lines.  The good news is I forget.  Gotta be some good news out there.  There should be a Good News Channel.  ALL GOOD NEWS ALL THE TIME.  It would DEFEAT the popular notion that Bad News gets more, "Clicks," or, "Viewers."  PEOPLE WOULD LOVE GOOD NEWS.  Whose to say what's good news.  ME you idiots.  Hmm.  Bison burger gonna be MICROWAVED.  No problem there.  I can survive with that.  CCP gonna have to be oven.  CALAMARI I DON'T KNOW.  The point is tomorrow TIME TO LOBBY FOR PIZZA.  Anyway walking around unbeaten path in park because of Fallen Tree I gotta walk uphill a VERY STEEP hill.  VERY easy to fall and break one of my necks.  EXTREMELY VERTICAL HILL TO CLIMB.  Coffee TIME.
    DELICIOUS.  I feel like CCP or Calamari is something I could get excited about LATER.  So many turkey sandwich for today because I GET TO SAVE POTENTIAL EXCITEMENT for later in the week.  Hmm.  Then again how un-exciting can delicious chocolate chip pancake be.  IT'S GOT CHOCOLATE IN IT.  What else is crap.  Probably gonna have Pastrami sandwich as Thursday Night.  So I got all the rest of the week before re-upping with Super Market planned out more or less.  A LITTLE BIT LESS.  LUNCH ORDER AIN'T KNOWN AS OF NOW.  OKAY I THINK WE ALL GET THE POINT.  Look should I just be walking City Streets and not park as long as Tree greatly inconveniences me.  MAYBE.  Maybe not!  Leaning towards maybe not!  I LIKE PARK.  I'll sacrifice possibly falling and breaking one of my necks on Steep Hill.  GOTTA SPEND MONEY TO MAKE MONEY.  Not sure if that's accurate.  Most jobs make you money and don't involve you specifically spending money.  Interesting counterpoint.
    YEAH.  SEVENTH PARAGRAPH.  First day of August is Oh I Don't Know NEXT MONDAY?  HEY turned out I DID KNOW.  Amazing.  Wonder if I an go back to OLD FORMAT with new month.  This month Format on Phone is different for some reason!  We'll see how that goes I guess.  Whose to say what the best format is anyway.  The guy who was also in FUN.  He knows The Format well.  HE WAS ALSO IN THE FORMAT.  His name is Oh I Don't Know... calibrating... calibrating... re-calibrating... Nate Ruess.  GOOD MUSIC.  Listened to The Format in 2008.  Listened to Fun. in 2012!  NOT SO MUCH OF EITHER IN THE LAST DECADE but what can ya do.  Format was kind of an indie band, right?  But FUN. was played on THE Z-100 ALL THE TIME.  Interesting progression for this guy.  I'M HAPPY FOR HIM ALL THINGS CONSIDERED.  I hope the extra PERIODS this paragraph didn't concern you.  The band's name is, "Fun." with the period.  Is this common knowledge?  SHOULD BE.  That's how I FEEL.  What else is up and crap.  Oh the paragraph is over.  Oh that's good news.  MAKE THAT THE LEADING STORY THIS HALF HOUR ON THE GOOD NEWS CHANNEL.
    Eighth paragraph!  Got up on time today more or less.  No CRUNCHTIME.  If Dad takes his walk when h says he's considering, it WILL push back my third walk but A REASONABLE AMOUNT that doesn't FUCK THINGS UP.  Anyway that's good.  I guess.  I listened to Z-100 ALL THE TIME in 2012.  Last time I was hospitalized I had wireless Radio Headphones.  That picked up RADIO SIGNALS as what you would listen to it on them.  Would listen to Z-100 at night during Bed Time.  Probably couldn't figure out Classic Rock channel.  Oh well such is life.  Coulda listened to HOT 97 too.  For THE LATEST IN RAP.  But I didn't do that either.  I STAND BY MY CHOICES I GUESS.  What else is up.  Two more paragraphs and change.  Sure!  I guess!  NOW the question is do I finish Assorted Cookies RESPONSIBLY as quickly as possible to get them out of the way before I eat them IRRESPONSIBLY?  Or do I avoid eating them altogether so the box itself lasts longer.  Hmm.  In other words WIT HTURKEY SANDWICH do I have them OR NOT HAVE THEM.  Hmm.
    Penultimate paragraph of Act I!  Yesterday was the most beer I've had in a couple of months.  I had 3 beers at night which I do about twice a week, sure.  BUT I also had a 20-25% of a beer in the AFTERNOON that I had left over from the night before!  WOW THIS IS GOOD STUFF LET'S KEEP IT GOING.  Starting on BUD LIGHT today.  Didn't have Better Brands this past week at Super Market.  Oh well such is life.  MORE CALORIES.  Presumably I GET MORE OUT OF IT THEN.  You'd think so wouldn't you.  Hmm.  July 26th.  Good deal!  If I had turkey sandwich DO I have assorted cookies?  My feeling is it's SHAMEFUL to finish the box so quickly but LOGICALLY what's BEST FOR ME is to finish it quickly and responsibly.  So there's that.  Anyway I dunno we'll see what happens.  NOT SURE HOW MUCH SLEEP I MISSED OUT in 2012 Hospitalization To Remember.  Off the top of my head maybe was awake until 3, 3:30 AM.  Wake up time PROBABLY AROUND 7 or 8 I'd Guess.  OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.  At least it HELPED ME somehow.  That'd be my assumption at least!
     Last paragraph of the act.  WHAT IF I HAD BISON BURGER FOR LUNCH and had extra time to think about what to have FOR DINNER.  Interesting.  Sounds kinda good!  Bison burger for lunch, chocolate chip pancake for dinner!  WAIT NO I promised my Dad I won't use oven for dinner.  DANGIT.  What else is up.  Now that I think about it I shouldn't have had all those cookies over the last 15 hours.  Oh well live and learn.  DO I DARE consider 3 beers tonight.  BACK TO BACK NIGHTS?  Sure I can consider anything I want MY BODY MY RULES.  Hmm.  Looks like it's a few degrees cooler today than past days.  WOW I like the sound of that.  Sounds like Breeze.  That's the sound I'm imagining at least.  Maybe have balanced breakfast for lunch.  Solves several problems.  GETS me making progress on Eggs.  Cancels out a modest amount of calories from Eating Cookies.  Leaves me with ONE BONUS MEAL going into re-upping with Super Market on Friday.  THAT'S NO GOOD.  THEN AGAIN CRAP AND SHIT.  I'LL SEE YA IN A LITTLE BIT.

Then Again You Never Know

    Still not happy about eating all them cookies.  Can't go back in time though!  So that's good I guess.  Think I'm leaning towards bison burger for lunch and fried calamari for dinner!  SOUNDS REASONABLE.  Hopefully it tastes reasonable, too!  What else is up.  Time to write five paragraphs IRREGARDLESS.  Or Regardless.  Not sure if this is Regardless or IRRregardless.  That's a tough one.  Anyway what can I do today that'll be great.  Usually SNACKS are great.  But the residual effect of eating too many snacks recently is making me NOT enthusiastic about that.  Then again maybe if I start thinking SPECIFICALLY about good snacks that AREN'T assorted cookies I can get excited.  Like a KETO BROWNIE.  Goldon Graham Barr!  Small Ice Cream Sandwich!  SEE THERE'S GOOD THINGS IN LIFE AFTER ALL.  Sounds reasonable.  Gonna have some time between Act II and taking Walk III.  Presumably catch on on TWEETS.  Anyway not happy about Elon Musk still being forced to buy twitter.  YES I want bad things to happen to him but NO I don't want bad things to happen to TWITTER!
    So that's that.  Fried Calamari either COLD or microwaved.  Probably microwaved!  Probably leave over a few pieces.  We're talkin' AIMING FOR AROUND 30-33.  ANYTHING OVER THAT goes in sandwich bag to save for later.  Which may or may not ever occur.  One day I may come for you Fried Calamari.  It may be someday soon, it may never come.  This Dialogue Reference would be better if I ever saw the movie!  I SEEN THAT MOVIE.  Just not WELL.  Oh well such is life.  Bison Burger got sauteed onions and mushrooms on it LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  Not gonna have any side with it LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  DAD isn't taking his walk right now afterall.  SOMETHING CAME UP.  So now I dunno what to do.  I guess just take walk whenever I want and he'll work around me it looks like!  My feeling now is FINISH THIS AS QUICK AS POSSIBLE to take walk to give him AS MUCH ROOM AS POSSIBLE after my walk.  Three paragraphs.  Let's aim for 25 minutes at the most for 'em!
    Okay great what else is up.  Still got 2 Miller Lite in fridge.  So most likely I'm not starting Bud Light until tomorrow.  Wonder how brands decide how to spell, "Light."  Each one makes its own determination which spelling will sell more units.  Good for them I guess!  What else is up.  Keto brownie bar sounds like GREAT upcoming snack.  Not indulgent.  HEALTHY.  SATURATED FAT IS GOOD FOR YOU IT TURNS OUT.  What else is up.  Let's see.  PARK WALK coming up.  Might trip walking up Steep Incline and break one or more of my necks.  THAT'S A RISK I'LL JUST HAVE TO TAKE.  Anyway NO HOMELESS GUY off the beaten path today BUT there was a residual bottle of beer from where he was.  Gotta imagine that was his.  GOOD FOR HIM I hope it's all working out in his favor.  Maybe he's not homeless.  Seems like he would be.  But what do I know.  SEVERAL THINGS but not this.  Oh okay great.  At this rate let's write two paragraphs in EIGHTEEN MINUTES which is an even BETTER RATE than before.
    Amazing.  What else is up.  Have I said anything New &/v Interesting today yet.  I think so.  Talked about what day it was I think.  Hasn't been Today before just now.  Interesting.  What else is crap.  Chocolate Chip Pancakes would be a good option for dinner BUT GOTTA OVEN 'EM for OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE.  OH WELL I guess they're in the cards for Wednesday or Thursday Lunch now.  GREAT DEAL.  I should think about having bison burger cold.  It sounds counterintuitive but also it could be JUST THE GAMECHANGER that would TURN MY DAY AROUND.  My day so far isn't good.  On account of Unproductive Bange last night going into MightNight.  Maybe it was productive.  Made me gain roughly half a pound.  Which is GOOD for some reason possibly!  YEAH LET'S GO WITH THAT.  Hmm.  Taking a shower after upcoming walk.  NOW WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP OR SOMETHING.  Wore another unlaundered shirt today.  Gotta LAUNDRY some shirts is the takeaway from that story!
    ONE LAST PARAGRAPH.  Let's aim for finishing it in Oh I Don't Know TEN MINUTES.  This is going great I'm knocking this Act out of the park to give my Dad some room after my upcoming walk.  So THAT'S Productive.  Doing people I love a solid.  Good deal.  Hmm.  Maybe my Dad's schedule is interrupted in such a way that he's taking a shower when I get home from walk.  HEY I'LL WORK AROUND IT THAT'S FINE.  Good.  I feel like it's not that crazy to get a new exciting box of cookies and eat half of them the first night.  I mean it's not GREAT.  But I feel like WE IN SOCIETY can sometimes do that and it's not so out of the ordinary.  THIS KIND OF STUFF HAPPENS IS THE POINT.  And I'm just A REGULAR GUY.  It happens to me too THUSLY.  That's life I guess.  What else is up.  I dunno.  Let's just write three or four sentences and get on my way.  Yeah sure what else this counts as a sentence sure but even after this one there needs to be two more.  That hardly seems fair.  THAT'S LIFE I GUESS.

i don't know how i made it this far

    Hi friends!  What did I eat today that was so delicious.  Microwave Bison Burger in afternoon (Lunch).  Microwave Freedom Chip Pancakes in Dinner (Evening).  NO REGRETS.  I like pancakes in oven BEST but LET'S BE HONEST this tastes more like pancakes.  In microwave I'M REMINDED of what pancakes are supposed to taste like.  And it's okay!   BUT NOT AS GOOD AS OVEN TASTING.  Whatever that is.  Look I'm no dummy TRY IT YOURSELF.  Make or SUNY PURCHASE yourself some pancakes then put them in the oven for 25 minutes.  TELL ME I'M WRONG after doing that, I DARE YA.  You could easily lie to me.  You ain't under oath or anything.  UNLESS WE SET UP SOME MAKESHIFT OATH-KEEPING.  Gotta be a Citizen's Way to arrange people testifying to each other under oath.  Pretty sure that's the general premise of The Oath Keepers.  Either that or Tickling Initiations.  LOOK until I figure out which group has Tickle Initiations I'm gonna assume ALL groups have Tickle Initiations.
    What else.  Had fudgesicle right now.  DECENT.  GOOD.  LOW CALORIE.  DID IT'S JOB.  Drinking a Bud Light.  Halfway into it and whatknot.  I THINK WE'RE ALL COUP UP.  Experimenting with different ways of taking Park Walk while circumventing Tree That Fell Down.  Basically three routes.  I can go off trail to the LEFT.  I can go off trail to THE RIGHT.  Or I can approach tree HEAD ON and DUCK UNDER AND ABOVE lots of things.  How do you duck above something.  I CAN'T TELL YOU EVERYTHING there's some stuff in this world you're gonna have to figure out yourselves!  LIKE DUCKING ABOVE THINGS.  Anyway.  What meals I got left for this week?  CALAMARI, Turkey Sandwich, Pastrami Sandwich.  AND PRESUMABLY PIZZA.  Four meals for next two days.  I'M READY LET'S KNOCK THOSE MEALS OUT OF SOME PARK.  Presumably the same one I was just talking about with the tree that fell down (DID IT MAKE A NOISE?  I DUNNO I WASN'T AROUND).  Gotta figure there's a number I can call in NYC and be like I GOT A HOT TIP, TREE FELL DOWN ON PARK PATH.  Is if 411.  I think that's for Information.  Where THEY GIVE YOU information.  I'm looking for a hotline where WE GIVE TEM information.  Better LTURQ.  I think I'm thinking of THREE ONE ONE.  And that MIGHT be a two way street for information.  Either way I guess we'll never know.
    Sure.  Took a look at Assorted Cookies.  NOT A LOT LEFT AT ALL.  I ate more like 80% of this box and not 50%.  OH WELL LIVE AND LEARN.  I learnt I CAN LIVE WITH IT.  For now.  At SOME POINT I will die and it may or may not be Assorted Cookie related but WE WON'T KNOW UNTIL IT HAPPENS EITHER WAY.  So I guess all we can do is speculate for now.  Hmm.  What Indulgent Snack am I havin' tonight.  ONLY TWO BIRTHDAY BARRS LEFT.  Not 100% THRILLED FOR AND ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT cookie dough Quest Bar.  It's GOOD sure but not quite as worth the calories.  HOW ABOUT A GOLDON GRAHAM BARR IS THAT IN THE CARDS.  Well if it's not IT SHOULD BE.  And alternatively somehow IF IT IS IT SHOULDN'T BE.  I don't make the rules!  I just feel like there's some INHERENT CONTRADICTION in this situation EITHER WAY.  PROVE ME WRONG.  Hmm.  Took a five minute break to CATCH UP on the Mets game.  It's a PUN. Because they're just playing an advanced game of catch.  That's all sports is!  CATCH with a few caveats!  WHAT ABOUT SOCCER.  You're playing catch with the net.  OH OKAY THAT CHECKS OUT.  Also more intuitively it turns out you're playing KICK CATCH with each other!  THAT CHECKS OUT EVEN MORE THIS IS GREAT.
    Taking out garbage in about half an hour.  Figure that'll line up GREAT with taking a nice INTERMEDIATE LENGTH BREAK.  Let's aim for six paragraph for Part I though.  GREAT.  Let's aim to have Next Snack: Goldon Graham Barr DURING break.  MAYBE AT END OF PART I and MAYBE I HOLD ONTO IT IN MY POCKET OR SOMETHING I FORGET WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT EXACTLY.  All I know is I LIKE TOOTSIE POP AT END OF ENTRY.  That's not ALL I know.  In fact I'm not even sure I Know THAT.  MOVING ON.  Mets are BEATING the Yankees right now  (have scored more runs than they have allowed).  Breaking News headline from OH  I DON'T KNOW 75 MINUTES AGO DOJ LOOKING AT TRUMP CRIMINALITY for January.  January 2021.  MAYBE OTHER JANUARIES TOO.  Interesting.  It's possible Trump thinks there's a The Purge going on and he can commit crimes on January Sixth every year for some reason.  If ANYONE would believe such a thing it might be him-- KIND OF A FOOL in my estimation.  What else is going and crap.  THE IMPORTANT THING IS HE COMMIT CRIME NOT ON DATE SPECIFICALLY BUT LEADING UP TO AND FOLLOWING DATE.  I've never been on a date but gotta imagine my favorite part would be Leading Up To Them and then Following Them.  MAYBE THAT'S NOT GOOD, I DUNNO.
     Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I!  Hmm.  Date started out as A DEMARCATION OF TIME and then turned into A NOUN MEANING THE PERSON I'M EXPERIENCING THE DEMARCATION OF TIME WITH.  Maybe I should have phrased it better to make it funnier!  MAYBE IT'S FUNNIER that I spent less time making it good and more time BEING CLUNKY AFTER THE FACT.  No way to say for sure, just gonna have to have faith I'm Continually Making The Right Decisions.  Hmm.  Just finished beer #1.  Figure I'll start beer #2 DURING recess.  AFTER PART I but BEFORE Part II.  That's sure what recess means.  Hmm.  Pretty sure I should have a Balanced Breakfast tomorrow morning.  FROSTED FLAKES BASED.  That's all I got.  And it's GOOD.  I have some leftovers from an old box OR I could THROW CAUTION TO THE WIND which is a phrase that doesn't apply here and START A NEW BOX COMPLETELY.  OLD BAG HAS MOSTLY SMALL PIECES AND CRUMBS.  THIS NEW BOX-BAG GONNA BE OVERFLOWING WITH ALL OUT REGULAR SIZE FLAKES.
    Last paragraph of the act!  15-25 minutes away from taking out garbage.  AMAZING.  I guess.  Do I still think Goldon Graham Barr is the way to go for upcoming snack?  YES.  YES, I THNK I STILL DO.  So that settles that for now.  LOOK have I been wearing pants the last hour 45 minutes OF COURSE NOT.  Will I put them on to take out garbage?  YES I don't want to BREAK ANY LAWS.  I WOULD BE BREAKING THE, "TOO HOT TO HANDLE," LAW.  People see my CALVES and everything.  Not sure what calves are but I'm sure I have at LEAST two of them.  Possibly exposed by not wearing pants but still wearing boxers.  I don't have the details in front of me.  Jeez.  Aren't calves what you call baby cows.  Pretty sure you call 'em Calves.  Oh way no way of knowing.  I could have 4 Assorted Cookies as upcoming snack.  That sounds SMART but also on the other hand KINDA DUMB.  But the good news is the paragraph is over and I'll see ya in a little bit!

   HEY!  Facing EAST on External Keyboard now.  FIRST PART OF ACT II WAS FACING NORTH YOU FOOLS.  JUST Starting beer #2.  JUST eating Goldon Graham Barr.  Anyway I just remembered I have DINER TURKEY BACON to have with balanced breakfast.  Maybe that'll get me more, "Pumped Up," about it.  ALSO THE CINNAMON TOAST EGGOS.  That might get me, "Hyped," about it as well!  Anyway the point is I got Tootsie Pop at end of entry and Ice Cream Bar at bed time.  And YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK.  Presumably going to bed a little bit later tonight.  Based on THINGS and crap.  Was talking to my brother about potentially smoking weed once its legal.  I know he smokes and I assume he knows I used to smoke but we never really talk about it!  PRESUMABLY because a decade ago I would bother him by trying to have him help me get some and him not wanting to do it for various reasons like MY MENTAL HEALTH.  But we had a nice CONVO about it now that it's being legalized.  NOT AS big a deal as clearing it with my parents but FOR ME it was a step forward SOMEHOW IN SOME WAY.
    So that's good.  Three paragraphs to go.  HOW WOULD MY LIFE BE DIFFEFERNT if I had more Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bars.  I DUNNO.  FOR EXAMPLE I may have just had one of them instead of 30% more indulgent Goldon Graham Barr just now!  I HAVE 2 CTC BARRS RIGHT NOW.  Won't get more for AT LEAST a week.  LOOK THE POINT IS presumably something else that's more Pointful than this is.  That'd be my guess at least!  Delicious KETO Brownie Bar as first snack of the day and delicious Small Ice Cream Sandwich as second snack of the day.  THAT BRINGS US UP TO DATE I TINK. At this point we've covered Everything I've Eaten Today!!!  Had maybe a dozen Mini Animal Crackers over the course of the day.  Let's talk about it.  Think I had 1-2 Fried Calamari too.  WOW THESE EXTRAS ARE STARTING TO ADD UP.  Add up to what.  THAT'S THE QUESTION OF THE DAY ISN'T IT VOLKS.  Hmm.  What Tales Crypt am I up to.  IS IT THE SACRIFICE?  BECAUSE IF IT IS, "THE SACRIFICE," THEN MY MAIN STRONG FEELING ABOUT IT BEING, "THE SACRIFICE," IS a HEY MICHAEL JOB WELL DONE ON KNOWING IT WAS, "THE SACRIFICE."  Let's LTURQ.  Hey it's, "The Sacrifice."
    Penultimate paragraph.  RASPBERRY Tootsie pop going on right now.  Let's knock out 2 paragraphs Real Quick Like to get this entry in the books.  Pretty WARM in my room right now.  SOUNDS NOT GREAT.  Well ok that's a few sentences down right there ALREADY.  Feel like there's some reason I wanna get up early tomorrow to give myself Bonus Extra TimeRoom to work with.  Can't think of anything specific though.  Maybe just a GENERAL FEELING of from now on I wanna get up to allow myself bonus extra timeroom to work with.  EVEN MORESO THAN BEFORE.  OH I KNOW.  That tree.  Gotta factor in all the time over the course of the day I'm maneuvering around the tree now!  THAT's FOUR TIMES A DAY.  And each time it adds MAYBE A MINUTE OR TWO to walk.  Maybe sometimes DETRACTS a minute or two.  Sometimes if I'm forced to GO OFF PATH I END UP CUTTING CORNERS AND COMING OUT AHEAD.  That's not great either!  NOW I'M BURNING LESS CALORIES and it's all thanks to this DUMB TREE if you could even CALL IT A TREE.  If it's no longer planted and Tree-ing Actively IS IT EVEN REALLY A TREE? 
    Last paragraph of the night!  So that's good.  Feels like I'd enjoy getting high and playing Rocksmith.  And also it'd be PRODUCTIVE.  EVEN MORE PRODUCTIVE THAN BINGE EATING SOMEHOW.  What else is up.  OFFICIAL WEIGH IN is in about six weeks.  DANGIT.  If I can not do ANY Banges until then I THINK I CAN SETTLE FOR WHAT I ASSUME I THINK MY WEIGHT MIGHT BE WHAT I CONSIDER IT THEN.  So that's good.  Take it one week at a time!  And do that SIX times!  Why are we taking it weeks at a time.  WHO MADE THAT RULE.  Gotta make some rules or somethin, I dunno!  What else.  Took out the garbage really well tonight.  Might have been whistling A LITTLE BIT.  Not sure if that's good or not.  I enjoy whistling while taking out the garbage but am I doing a public SERVICE or DISSERVICE.  How much are other people getting out of me whistling.  I dunno.  Gonna have to look into that one.  In the mean time though I'm Done see ya later.

-9:52 P.M.

Monday, July 25, 2022

Hello Again Again Again

    Hey!  About 15 minutes ahead of schedule today!  Should be able to fit in everything real easily unless unexpected things happen!  Which might happen!  I'd say unexpected things happen a solid 10% of the time!  Anyway had some MightNight snacking last night and I know EXACTLY what it was.  One mini black and white, and then a few hours later, another one (The last one).  NOT GREAT.  Coulda been worse.  NO BALANCED BREAKFAST TODAY EITHER.  Just two pop tarts.  NOT GREAT.  Coulda been worse.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Getting Amazon Fresh delivery between 3-5.  Presumably getting a delivery for lunch around that time plausibly CHINESE FOOD.  Gonna have to think long and hard.  Do I want the classic general tso chicken?  DO I want LO MEIN?  Do I want SOMETHING ELSE?  DO I want ANOTHER RESTAURANT?  DO I EVEN WANT TO LIVE THAT LONG?  Lots of questions raised here!  The point is I HAVE SPRITE GOING ON.  Also NO MET GAME TODAY.  Ended up seeing the highlights from yesterday.  HOMERUN AND WHATKNOT.  Three runs!  THIS DUDE LEADS IN RBIS ALREADY and he just had FOUR MORE yesterday.  THIS IS GOING GREAT FOR HIM.
   His nick name is The Polar Bear and I better LTURQ because I just realized I have no idea why.  JOURNEYMAN TODD FRAZIER said he looked like a polar bear.  CASE CLOSED.  To be fair at points of his career Todd Frazier was a SMALL step above Journeyman.  He was still a Journeyman but OF SLiGHTLY HIGHER QUALITY than your GENERAL Journeyman.  I think.  Better LTURQ.  YEAH this sucker definitely had some decent years in him.  BUT he was on six different teams over his 13 year career.  SOUNDS LIKE JOURNEYING AROUND TO ME.  What else is up.  What do I got in store for today.  Last 2 episodes of Tales Crypt.  Maybe a SHUTTER film.  PROBABLY NOT.  Is it time for another All Star Break yet.  There was one last week.  Kinda feels like it's time for a new one!  Hmm.  Anything new in the news.  Waking up early I DID check the twitter for about 10-12 minutes.  Nothing GROUNDBREAKINGLY new compared to last night.  I don't think so at least.  Oh okay great.
    Yeah!  2 Meals I got in house are Turkey Sandwich and Pastrami Sandwich.  I guess it's a legit good option to have one for lunch today and put off Delivery Lunch till tomorrow!  WE'LL SEE HOW IT ALL, "SHAKES," out.  Don't think I want any fast food today.  Too much pressure splitting it into thirds and trying to be satisfied with each meal!  CHIPOTLE might be good.  BUT AGAIN TOO MUCH PRESSURE.  Gonna wanna get TWO BOWLS and have 2/3rds of a bowl for three lunches.  ALSO A LOT MORE EXPANSIVE.  I said the wrong word expansive on purpose on the fly.  I don't have any good reasons!  I don't have any bad reasons!  I STAND BY MY CHOICE is really all I ahvet o sao about the subject.  National Food Of The Tomorrow Is... National Bagelfest Day and National Coffee Milkshake Day.  What's a BAGELFEST.  Some sort of festival celebrating bagels.  WELL AREN'T YOU A CLEVER ONE.  Lemme LTURQ.  Coffee milkshake is coffee and ice cream or something.  I LIKE IT.  As long as there's no Straight Up MILK.  Either way SIGN ME UP FOR THAT IN THEORY.  In THEORY.
    Cool!  What else do I go going for me.  Just had a crazy thought of playing some ROCKSMITH today.  That'd be WEIRD.  Possibly FUN and/or Productive.  PROBABLY JUST WEIRD.  Anyway.  SO MUCH extra time today after entry.  We're talking a solid 30-45 minutes most likely!  WOW THINK OF ALL I COULD ACCOMPLISH WITH THAT TIME.  Get in fourth walk Definitely Early so I'm here between 3-5 for Super market delivery.  ALSO get home before 3 PM so I can put in Chinese Food Lunch Order on time.  THIS IS WORKING OUT GREAT OR SOMETHING.  Except for how as of now NOT THAT ENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT CHINESE FOOD.  Could be LESS enthusiastic.  Could be MORE.  I'll figure something out don't you worry about me.  Dinner is part III of Steak * Stuffed Mushroom.  OF THIS MUCH I KNOW.  Gonna have to get something tonight for tomorrow dinner because NO COMMUNAL DINNER TOMORROW-- DAD IS TEACHING.  Of THAT MUCH I know.  Jeez.  Maybe there's a good Lunch Place Presumably Delivery I'd get a kick out of that I'm not thinking of.  How about KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN.  That sounds STRANGE.
    Sure.  What else.  Hmm got HOT POCKETS in freezer.  No joke!  That might be a good lunch off the top of my head!  Not sure what that means for my Lunch Delivery Prospects down the line.  We'll blow up that bridge once we get across!  Can't have people following us for nefarious reasons.  What if it's OUR FRIENDS tagging along behind us.  THEN THEY'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO FIGURE OUT ANOTHER WAY ACROSS THIS ISTHMUS.  Almost certain this isn't an isthmus.  But ya GOTTA love that word.  Let's see what it means.  Hmm.  THE BRIDGE ITSELF is kind of A MAN MADE isthmus.  Sort of.  Either way oh well what can ya do.  If I had sandwich what kinda side we talkin'.  Probably not something I'm getting TODAY.  Gotta be something I already HAVE.  Goldon Graham Barr jumps out at me.  Not LITERALLY.  It's staying put where I left it!  I think in the fridge at this point!  Possibly still in cabinet. PROBABLY IN FRIDGE.  So that's good.  Any good MOVIES I can watch.  I speculated watching The Deadpools a day or two ago!  I could watch some MARVEL TV SERIES.  Gotta figure out why I would want to though.  Coffee time!
    RIGHT NOW in terms of what I want to eat RIGHT NOW I'd have hot pockets for lunch and get Chinese food TOMORROW.  Especially great if I only make 2 meals out of it.  And either share the remnants with my mom or just INTO THE TRASH THY GO.  Or I continue finishing it on FRIDAY which is the day I re-up with Super Market I DUNNO.  Either way I HAVE COFFEE and no one can take that from me!  Well let's be honest MOST people can take it from me.  If they were here already.  GOOD LUCK GETTING HERE ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE THOUGH!  So that's good.  PEPPERONI PIZZA HOT POCKETS.  Feels like that's the gold standard.  Maybe bronze standard.  The point is it's in the top three of standards.  Let's check INTERNET for some JERK'S ranking of hot pockets.  PEPPERONI PIZZA seems to come in at #3.  JUST AS I SUSPECTED.  I saw at #14 they had Beef Taco.  I forgot all about beef taco.!  I USED TO LOVE ME SOME BEEF TACO.  Oh well you take what you can get.  Or refuse what you can get!  Maybe you don't even want it at all!  Oh okay that makes sense.
    Seventh paragraph.  Poll says 2/3rds of American support term limits for supreme court justices INCLUDING 57% of Republicans.  Sounds like an easy political slam dunk to do that.  OH WELL THAT'S NOT THE WAY WE OPERATE.  Go out of OUR WAY to NOT do slam dunks.  THAT WOULD BE TOO EASY.  So that's good I guess.  Hmm.  Maybe THERE'S STILL TIME to get enthusiastic about Chinese Food.  I've spent six+ paragraphs talking about how I CAN get Chinese Food for a change but may not REALLY WANT IT.  It's IMPORTANT.  Talking about more relevant or amusing things WOULD BE TOO EASY.  So that's how that goes.  Anyway.  I dunno.  Maybe if Chinese Food sold hot pockets that'd solve all my problems.  WHY.  I dunno.  SEEMS accurate.  Ugh.  There's an opening Tales Crypt segment where Crypt Keeper is talking at us and they're doing a MOCK EYE TEST and the first line Cryptkeeper is asking you to read is ARGH.  And they never MENTION IT.  It's not relevant AS A PUN in relation to Crypt Keeper Dialogue.  Just ARGH.  LOVE IT.  Can't think of a better 4 letters to use!
    Eighth paragraph.  Three paragraphs to go before next walk!  AT THIS POINT might just skip Lunch Delivery for the week altogether!  Unless I get enthusiastic about it AND QUICK.  And by AND QUICK I mean WITHIN THE NEXT TWO OR THREE DAYS.  Hmm.  They announced STRAIGHT UP AVENGERS MOVIES coming in 2 or 3 years.  Gotta LTURQ to see if they TEASED any specific avengers returning!  NOPE NOTHING YET.  Super Villain will be KANG THE CONQUEROR.  Are they even trying with these names.  Look I got half a decade to GET INTO Kang The Conqueror.  This is just a very first impression!  AND THAT IMPRESSION IS DUMB NAME.  Now the ball is IN HIS COURT to inspire fear and/or respect from me re: His Name And General Deal.  So that's good.  What else is up.  2 Hot pockets SLIGHTLY above what I like to eat caloriewise for lunch.  But definitely within normal range.  SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT AND CRAP.  You weren't on my back about it.  I ANTICIPATED YOU MIGHT GET ON MY BACK ABOUT IT IMMINENTLY so I decided to ACT FIRST and take precautions!
    Penultimate paragraph of the act!  AMAZING.  What kinda fun am I having in Afternoon.  Tales Crypt would be fun and maybe I can think of EVEN SOMETHING ELSE!  Wow!  Wearing an unlaundered shirt again today.  WOW!  I get the pick of the litter!  If all shirts are laundered I CAN PICK WHICHEVER ONE I WANT.  Special consideration to shirts that don't appear AS unlaundered.  Makes sense!  Hmm.  Maybe play some CALL OF DUTY II.  Been A DOG'S AGE since I did that.  I dunno.  I like having fun EATING and watching things I've watched many many times before.  Not sure how I'd fit in Doing Something Relatively New.  Look Call Of Duty II is call of Duty II but if I MAKE PROGRESS in the game THAT'S NEW STUFF.  So YEAH.  What else is up.  Not sure how many Quest Bars I have in fridge.  My guess is around 14-6.  Maybe half a dozen birthday bars and 8 or so Cookie Dough Barrs.  EACH COULD BE OFF BY ONE OR THREE though.  Also got 1 or 2 SMORE Bars.  THE POINT IS I FORGET.
   I forget the point I mean.  The point itself ISN'T That I FORGET.  LAST PARAGRAPH before walk.  AMAZING.  So much time to play around with.  It's great!  I guess!  HOT POCKET BOX said put hot pockets in oven for 28 minutes.  SCREW THAT.  I'm gonna aim for Oh I Don't Know THIRTY FIVE MINUTES.  Maybe.  I dunno.  I DUNNO ANYTHING I GUESS.  HEY for some reason I just thought about Child's Play TV Series.  SEASON TWO STARTS OCTOBER 5th.  That's just A STONE'S THROW away from now.  Lemme crunch the numbers.  Two and a half months or so.  NICE NUMBERS TO CRUNCH TOO.  Day after my Brother's Birthday.  And he's a big fan of Child's Play Franchise too!  Gotta imagine He'll get A KICK out of enjoying birthday and then SUDDENLY ENJOYING A TV EPISODE.  How old is this sucker this year.  THIRTY SEVEN?  WHAT THE HELL?  That doesn't sound good.  Could be worse I guess.  Could be FOURTY.  Anyway what else is up.  I guess that's it for now!  SORRY for spoiling how old my brother will be.  AT LEAST I didn't reveal how old he is NOW.  That'd be RUDE and an INVASION OF HIS PRIVACY OR SOMETHING.  HEY great I'll be back soon.

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    HEY!  Think I'm gonna skip Chinese Food this week.  Have hot pockets for lunch!  Get a few bonus meals from COMMUNAL DINNER tonight.  Still have Part III of Steak * Stuffed Mushroom but maybe PUSH THAT BACK A DAY so I have NEW DELICIOUS MEAL TONIGHT (Chocolate Chip Pancakes???)  So that's where I'm at.  ALSO MY ROOM.  It's MY room.  I OWN IT.  It's all legal.  No it isn't.  Anyway what else is great.  Maybe just leave Hot Pockets in for 33 minutes instead of 35.  This is gonna be a tough one.  What else is up.  Look SHOULD I have eaten balanced breakfast today?  NO DOUBT.  But I can't go back in time to change things!  I CAN ONLY GO BACK IN TIME AS AN OBSERVER.  SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Getting smaller ice cream sandwiches from Amazon Fresh.  Those are good!  Can have them as Standard Smallish Snack!  FUN STUFF.  The point is LEAVE ME ALONE ALREADY.  Hmm.  DO I have to time out lunch in terms of not wanting to be interrupted by Amazon Fresh?  I don' think so!  If I'm interrupted then I'm interrupted!  Only takes 5-10 minutes putting that stuff away.  I TAKE A BREAK FROM LUNCH THEN I'M RIGHT BACK AT IT.  No harm done there!
    Cool.  Maybe indulge in a Goldon Graham Barr before lunch.  COULD HAPPEN.  NOT OUT OF THE QUESTION AT ALL.  Look what else is going on.  Gotta figure out a way to enjoy the DayTime Day.  OR DO I.  My life would be better if I do, yeah!  Sure.  I'd like to go back in time as an observer and the only things I observe are WOMEN GETTING UNDRESSED.  Hmm.  I guess that means they can't see me.  I can only see them.  HOW CAN THEY SEE ME IF I'M JUST AN OBSERVER.  That would CHANGE THINGS if they saw me.  HEY THIS IS WORKING OUT GREAT.  I CAN SEE ALL KINDS OF NAKED LADIES FROM THE PAST.  Suddenly I have A NEW GOAL IN LIFE.  Invent Time Travel and go back in time as an observer and look at naked ladies.  THIS IS WORKING OUT GREAT.  Now all I need to do is the time travel thing.  AH THE COMPLICATION.  I KNEW IT WOULDN'T BE THAT EASY.  Hmm.  Maybe I can figure out a way to be IN THE PRESENT but just as an observer.  I dunno.  Looking at PRESENT, REAL TIME naked ladies feels like AN INVASION OF THEIR PRIVACY.  I don't know why there's a difference but I FEEL LIKE THERE IS.
    Okay.   Three paragraphs to go for DayTime Entry Day.  I guess!  Also I've heard several Barenaked Ladies songs AS WELL AS ONE BARENAKED LADIES SONG PARODY and in the entire course of things I've seen NO BARE NAKED LADIES.  Talk about your false advertising!  I feel like if we WANT to pursue a class action lawsuit IT'S THERE FOR THE TAKING.  Now the ball is in YOUR court.  Why is it in YOUR court.  Cause I DON'T CARE ENOUGH but MAYBE YOU DO.  What else is up.  Maybe they snuck in some AUDIO of a bare naked lady signing or something in the background VERY FAINTLY.  In which case we'll just have to take their word that this lady was bare naked at the time.  I feel like it'd be VERY hard to prove one way or another.  UNLESS THERE'S TAPES.  Video tapes.  I KNOW there's AUDIO Tapes.  That's how we got into this mess IN THE FIRST PLACE.  Anyway.  I dunno!  Keto Bar is probably running ahead of Goldon Graham Barr in the RACE FOR WHAT I WILL HAVE AS SNACK IN AN HOUR AND A HALF OR SO.  But it's CLOSER than you might think at first.
    YEAH!  Two paragraphs to go.  I guess!  I guess I can spend some time today in the afternoon and evening NOT watching the Met game.  There is no Met game!  Sounds fairly easy to spend time not watching something that doesn't exist.  So there's that.  Hmm.  GOT THAT KIT KAT BAR COMIN' MY WAY.  EASILY can have a portion of it as Indulgent Snack tonight.  THAT'S WHAT I GOT IT FOR!  DELICIOUS.  Anyway.  BISON BURGER.  CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES.  FRIED CALAMARI.  That's from Today Communal Dinner.  TWO SLICES O PIZZA.  That's from WEDNESDAY communal dinner.  Tuesday and Thursday NO COMMUNAL DINNERS.  Two sandwiches I got, hot pockets for today, and last third of Steak * Stuffed Mushrooms.  EIGHT MEALS FOR UPCOMING EIGHT MEALS before re-upping with Super Market on Friday.  I DUNNO ABOUT THE ORDER ITS GONNA BE but this might be the entire week plan AND I NAILED IT Monday Morning.  Well it's 12:05 PM right now.  Still feel like I nailed it over 5 minutes ago and just didn't type it out yet until just now.  So that's good!  REAL GOOD.
    Last paragraph!  BIG TREE FALL DOWN on path in park.  Had to walk around it into UNPATHED AREA for a couple of minutes.  Pricked myself on some sort of STICK or something.  Employed PICKING A LEAF to sop up the little bit of blood coming out and PUT PRESSURE ON IT so that there'd be less blood.  So the good news is I DIDN'T BLEED OUT.  But the bad news is NOW I HAVE LEAF DISEASE.  Also the bad news is gonna have to do this again for a while.  I don't see them clearing this path anytime soon!  OH NO WHATTA JIP.  Maybe I was wrong and I COULD climb over it instead of going off path.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Hmm. Gotta hope Tree Stick doesn't have AIDS.  Because if it did OH BOY AM I IN TROUBLE NOW.  What else is going on.  Well that's it for now.  I'll be back tonight!  Gonna be wild!  That phrase sounds bad now.  From now on saying Anything Will Be Wild has Seditionary Violent Insurrection Connotations.  Oh well.  See ya soon.

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    Hi best friends!  Ate Finished Steak * Stuffed Mushroom for dinner.  Got ALL THE THINGS I told you about for Upcoming Meals this week.  Sucking on Lollipop right now!  IT'S ALL GOING ACCORDING TO PLAN.  Maybe not MY plan.  Maybe not GOD's plan.  Probably not THE DEVIL'S plan.  Maybe some random guy's plan though.  And I'm not sure if it's going according to his plan BY MERE CHANCE or if somehow this guy FIGURED OUT how to make his plan manifested.  I THINK he just got lucky and his plan ended up being accurate.  BUT MAYBE HE'S SOMEHOW MASTERMINDING THIS ENTIRE THING.  Also WHO IS THIS GUY?  For some reason off the top of my head, if it's NOT just someone I have no idea who it is-- I think it's Drew Carey.  LOOK odds are I don't know this random guy.  But if I do?  Probably Drew Carey!  What's going on again?  Is Drew Carey really from Cleveland or is that a scam.  C Leave Land.  SURE if I had a boat THAT'S A NO BRAINER.
    What else is up.  Realized I had about 20% of 2nd beer from last night STILL UNDRANKEN.  Drunken it in mid-afternoon.  Started beer #1 before dinner tonight!  MAY end up with 3 JUSTTONIGHTBEERS.  We'll see how that goes.  I think Amazon Fresh gave me everything I wanted.  MAY HAVE Goldon Graham Barr tonight AS WELL AS slightly indulgent Breakfast Ice Cream Sandwich.  Without the word, "Breakfast."  LOOK it's ACCURATE I regularly have ice cream sandwiches for breakfast.  But THAT'S JUST ME.  I'm alone in this and I'm OKAY with that.  Anyway.  Had 2 Assorted cookies earlier.  OK.  One of em was some sort of small hollow butter cylindrical cookie.  Another one had chocolate in it.  DELICIOUS.  WILL TRY AGAIN.  NOT TOMORROW MORNING THOUGH.  That's a balanced breakfast morning NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.  Anyway what else is going on.  Thinking about dividing Act III into THIRDS.  Three 4 paragraph blocks.  Lemme continue thinking about that while I'm busy thinking about more important things in the Mind Foreground.  OR how about this.  I think about THIS in the mind foreground and then think about more important things IN THE BACKGROUND.  Interesting very interesting.
    Chocolate lollipop.  I AIN'T FUCKIN' AROUND.  Already 5.5 episodes into Season I of Tales Crypt.  Only six episodes in season 1!  So that's good.  SOME Mike Pence associated testifying to DOJ TO A FEDERAL GRAND JURY.  I don't know what makes a jury grand OR FOR THAT MATTER what makes a grand jury but it SOUNDS like a legit serious thing.  So that's good.  Let's see some accountability here people!  Anyway.  Trump can be charged on like 2 dozen crimes.  If he is charged with something INTERESTING TO SEE WHAT IT'LL BE.  My guess is JAYWALKING and then he has to spend the rest of his life hanging out with Jay Leno while Jay Leno tells him bad jokes.  That's one way to go about things at least.  Not THE ONLY WAY.  MAYBE not the BEST way.  But at least I'm TRYING to come up with ideas.  What else is up.  ICE CREAM SANDWICH or GOLDON GRAHAM BARR next.  I DUNNO.  Gonna be tough.  ALSO this ice cream sandwich brand USEDA be 160 calories for an ice cream sandwich.  NOW IT's 150!  I HOPE IT'S NO WORSE and I just bank the 10 calories WITHOUT ANY CONSEQUENCE.  Of course why wouldn't I hope that.
    Hmm.  No Mets game tonight.  What do I have going on in the background on my TV.  OFF.  TV is in OFF position.  That's what's going on-- You IDIOTS.  Still sucking on lollipop!  It'd be WEIRD if it lasts the entire Act III Part I.  I'm DEFINITELY getting ready to CHOMP DOWN on it but we'll see.  OK just chomped down on it.  Anyway.  Tomorrow dinner gonna be BISON'D BURGER.  Lunch either gonna be CALAMARI or Chocolate Chip Pancakes.  Sounds good to me.  I hope it tastes good, too!  That's the main 5 Senses Criteria.  MAYBE SIGHT AND SMELL combined can overtake Taste in terms of importance.  WELL SURE IF WE'RE COMBINING SENSES FOR SOME REASON that gives them LOTS OF BREATHING ROOM in terms of being more important.  But WHY would we be doing THAT.  I dunno genius maybe you do.  GENIUS.  What else is going on.  Haven't used any of these RED PENS I got from my Dad a few days ago.  No one's handed me any midterms I need to grade.  So that explains that.
    Recess after this paragraph.  Amazing!  NO PANTS GOING ON RIGHT NOW.  No socks, either.  I feel fine.  Hmm.  Did some RUNNING today.  One of my walks it started raining VERY HARD the last 4 minutes so INSTEAD I RAN THE WHOLE WAY and made it to the house in Oh I Don't Know SEVENTY FIVE or NINETY seconds?  RAN THAT ENTIRE AMOUNT OF TIME NO PROBLEM.  Looks like all my hard work VISUALIZING RUNNING paid off.  That's what I do at beddtime!  Just picture myself RUNNING and RUNNING and RUNNING.  Because one day I MAY HAVE TO RUN.  And that day was today and I WAS VERY SUCCESSFUL.   LOOK did I slow up to a walk-- even a SLOWER TAN AVERAGE WALK-- very close to the end?  SURE.  I can't run INDEFINITELY.  I can't run into my house and up the stairs and whatnot.  RUNNING GOTTA END SOME TIME.  I stand by my decisions.  What else is up.  During one of my park walks when I knew the tree blocked the path, I took some EVEN MINOR-OR off the beaten path pathes and came across what I can only assume is a homeless person who had a beer or something and POSSIBLY was smoking and/or EATING something too.  FORGET WHAT.  There was a beer bottle AND SOMETHING ELSE.  I DIDN'T REGISTER WHAT ELSE THAT'S HIS BUSINESS.  This is clearly where he hangs out Very Much Off The Beaten Path and THAT'S HIS BUSINESS NOT MINE.
    One more paragraph before recess.  Good deal!  Then I get to start Beer #2.  AMAZING.  DIDN'T have a goldon graham barr earlier before lunch today.  Ya know why?  DIDN'T HAVE ANY LEFT.  Had small dependable granola bar instead.  AMAZING.  What else is up.  Got that KIT KAT thing.  I could have KIT KAT or ASSORTED COOKIES as Dessert Snack tonight.  I WON'T.  I feel comfortable with my choices.  These choices at least.  I feel very uncomfortable with a lot of choices I've made in my life and ones that I WILL make in my life coming up.  But THESE ONES weren't so bad.  So that's good.  Re-upped with SWEET 'n LOW.  Been a while since I went with THAT artificial sweetener.  THIS IS WHAT THEY HAD A GOOD DEAL ON.  I don't CARE if it's worse for me than Natural Artificial Sweeteners.  I'M GETTING A GOOD DEAL ON IT YOU FOOL this is how ADULTS make decisions.  Hey wonderful I'm gonna take a quick recess.  Be back very soon!

    HEY!  Just had delicious Goldon Graham Barr AND ice cream sandwich.  INSTEAD OF SEPARATING THEM BY HALF AN HOUR I SEPARATED THEM BY HALF A PERIOD OF TWO MINUTES.  YOU MAY CALL IT, "A MINUTE."  That's YOUR business not mine.  Look can I easily IMMEDIATELY spiral into binge eating?  YEP.  But I can ALSO not BINGE EAT AT ALL.  Don't even need to settle for oh okay I went overboard and then stopped.  I CAN STOP BEFORE EVEN GOING OVERBOARD YOU FOOLS.  Then again binge eating sounds PRODUCTIVE.  It REMINDS myself that LIFE IS FULL OF JOY.  The JOY OF EATING.  I think there's a book The Joy Of Cooking.  And not just as a reference to the Simpsons Halloween Of Horror episode Which Itself Was A Reference To A Twilight Zoen Episode.  I just think there's accurately a famous book called The Joy Of Cooking AND we had it on one of our book shelves.  GO FIGURE.  HEY TWILIGHT ZONE that gives me an idea.  MAYBE I SHOULD BINGE WATCH THE OUTER LIMITS.
    What else.  Starting beer #2.  Ice cream sandwich wasn't as SOLID as I'd have liked BUT I think it's FREEZER'S FAULT not Ice Cream Sandwich's Fault.  MAYBE THEY'RE BOTH TO BLAME.  They teamed up TO MAKE THE SANDWICH TOO SOFT just TO STICK IT TO ME.  JUST LIKE THAT TREE THAT STABBED ME earlier today.  What else is up.  THE POINT IS I figure I'll have one more snack tonight-- health ice cream bar at beddtime.  MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE BETWIXT now and then.  CAUSE WHO CARES NONE OF THIS MATTERS IN THE END.  It matters IN THE MIDDLE, sure.  Between NOW ( the beginning ) and DEATH ( the end ) HOW MUCH WEIGHT I WEIGH MATTERS.  So that's something to keep in mind.  Ultimately we all weigh the same though.  A COUPLE OF POUNDS.  Dunno how much skellingtons weigh.  Dunno how long we're skellingtons.  Lemme LTURQ.  How long do human skeletons last.  UNDER THE RIGHT CONDITIONS THEY LAST HUNDREDS OF YEARS.
   Also WE KNOW FROM PALEONTOLOGISTS that skeletons can last DOZENS OF MILLIONS OF YEARS.  That's THEIR JOB.  Dinosaur Skellingtons.  JUST REALLY RARE THAT'S ALL THEY ARE.  What else is up.  How come we always bring back dinosaurs but never ancient Mammals.  I'd like to see some WOOLY MAMMOTHS.  And they're WAY recenter.  THEY LIVED WITH HUMANS I BELIEVE during ICE AGE.  LET'S GET SOME WOOLY MAMMOTHS IN HERE C'MON DON'T BE SHY.  Ugh.  Had 2 Small Stick of Kit Kat.  WEIRD TASTING.  Mocha Creme with Coffee Bits flavor.  ALL I REGISTERED was, "MOCHA," when I originally bought it.  THAT SOUNDED GREAT.  NO PROBLEM THERE.  I just had two sticks though and HEY IT'S STILL CANDY I DIDN'T UN-LIKE IT but KINDA WEIRD ALL IN ALL.  So that's good.  Also I didn't eat anything else after it so far!  AND it's been a solid Oh I Don't Know FOUR MINUTES.  Good deal.  Hmm.  I'd probably get a, "KICK," out of something else for breakfast other than balanced breakfast.  WE'LL CROSS THAT ISTHMUS WHEN WE GET TO IT.  Isthmus is a word that I feel I'll never be able to pronounce in a thousand years but in actuality would probably nail it on my first chance.
    Let's aim for 3 more paragraphs.  Great!  What else is up.  Who knows.  What kinda dumb thing could I eat now.  I'm not gonna eat something now.  But if I did THIS IS HOW I WOULD HAVE DONE IT. ...Hmm.  SMORE POP TART.  That's how I would have done it if I do it!  Oh well too late now.  Can do that for BREAKFAST.  Smore Pop Tart + Ice Cream Sandwich.  Got egg whites for balanced breakfast.  Got chocolate chip pancakes for 1 of them is a breakfast.  Probably got some other good options.  The point is POP TART + ICE CREAM SANDWICH IS A CLASSIC AND IS EASY TO SET UP.  Just HAVE A POP TART and then HAVE AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH.  Or do it in the other order if you're a WEIRDO.  No judgment.  NOT TO YOUR FACE ANYWAY.  You can't stop me from privately judging MY BODY MY CHOICE.  Finished beer #2.  Think I will have beer #3.  Maybe that's the Extra Indulgence Snack.  A beer.  Seems pleasable.  Huh?  Oh ok.  I have to go downstairs to get a new beer.  DOWNSTAIRS?!  THAT'S WHERE MORE FOOD LIVES.
   This is gonna take all the will power I can mustard to not eat anything else.  Well great what else is up.  ALRIGHT FINE I got the beer and FINISHED the One-Off Kit Kat Pack.  THIS IS GOING GREAT.  I'm living a REAL ADULT LIFE TONIGHT.  REAL ADULTS OVER EAT SOMETIMES it's just A THING WE DO.  Makes sense to me.  If anything I should be PROUD.  What was the footage of the White Supremacists I THINK IN BORAT where their initiation was they tickle each other to the ground.  COULDA BEEN PROUD BOY.  OH NO I FINISHED KIT KAT AND NOW I'M CRAVING MORE DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE.  Oh well what can ya do.  STOP eating now.  Before it becomes A THING.  As of now?  NOT QUITE A THING YET.  What else is going on and crap.  Also it was PRODUCTIVE because these Kit Kats tasted WEIRD.  No more of that for me!  GOT IT ALL OUT OF THE WAY TONIGHT.  It's ALL COMING UP ROSES AND DAISIES for me from this point on.  DAFFODILS TOO.  Can't forget about Daffodils.  NO MATTER HOW MUCH WE MIGHT LIKE TO.
    Last paragraph of the night.  Figure I got about 2.25 episodes of Tales Crypt left for tonight.  MAYBE only 1.25.  That seems plausible, too!  What else is up and crap.  ALSO if I have ZEDRO MightNight snacks tonight then what I indulged in CONSCIOUSLY equates pretty closely to WHAT THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN.  Let's see if that works out like that.  IT MIGHT.  IT MIGHT NOT.  WE HAVE TO TRY TO SEE THOUGH THAT'S ALL WE CAN DO.  Hmm.  Also SPOILER ALERT Hot Pockets were great for lunch.  What does that spoil.  SHUT UP.  Hmm.  Probably just watch the 1.25 episodes of Tales Crypt.  I WOKE UP EARLIER TODAY THAN YOUR AVERAGE.  Only STANDS TO REASON I'd go to sleep slightly earlier than your average.  Average What.  SHUT UP.  MAD MAGAZINE PARODY,  "THE AVERAGERS," about Super Heroes who are KINDA productive at fighting crime-- Not COMPLETE busts!-- but not EXCEPTIONALLY effective either.  Gotta work on that one a little bit.  How to spell/pronounce the Pun Name of Avengers comes to mind as a key point to figure out.  Anyway that's it for now.  I'll be back tomorrow!!

-9:35 P.M.

Sunday, July 24, 2022

You Can Count On Me

    Hey!  Over an hour behind schedule.  Gonna do All Writings.  Gonna have to choose whether to do CrunchTime Walks and whatknot in middle of day, do final walk After Dinner, or skip a walk completely.  I feel like those are listed in order of most probability to least.  But they're all pretty plausible!  So that's good.  Or bad!  I forget which one.  The point is I WILL WRITE more or less the same amount as usual.  Maybe a paragraph or two shorter Act I and that gets added on to Act II.  Maybe lots of things!  Anyway think I did a small amount of MightNight snacking last night.  I HAD put Guitar Amplification System (GAS) in front of bedroom door.  Might have made a SMALL difference.  NOT ENOUGH THOUGH apparently.  Hmm.  Had 2.5 black and whites for breakfast!  Save me some Balanced Breakfast for TOMORROW.  Gonna have soggy freedom toast for lunch.  Steak * Stuffed Mushroom WITH HALF POTATO for dinner.  ALL SHAPING UP TO BE LOTS OF FEEDINGS today.  Not to mention SNACKS.  I dunno.  First snack gonna be interesting!  If I do crunchtime I might be having lunch half an hour later.  HOW TO ADJUST SNACKS in relation to that.  Possibly SOMEWHAT.
    YEAH.  Glad we got all that out of the way.  Now let's REHASH IT for another six paragraphs.  Because IT'S IMPORTANT.  Mets game at 7:00 PM.  ONLY GAME TODAY in the evening.  Hardly seems fair!  I think it's cause of Special Prime Time ESPN viewing.  In which case I'm glad the Mets are getting national attention.  UPSET I won't get my favorite commentators.  HAPPY that they're getting National Attention.  I already said that.  I'll say it again!  Possibly!  PROBABLY WON"T IN THIS CONTEXT.  But maybe a similar situation develops a year or two down the line and I saw the same sentiment again THEN.  So that's good.  HMM Documentary of GWAR: Some sort of Metal Band on Shutter The Screaming Service.  I LIKE MUSIC.  Probably not THIS music.  THEN AGAIN probably will GET SOMETHING out of this music in the context they present!  I can watch that sucker today no problem.  Maybe SOME problem.  What do I know exactly.  Wearing unlaundered shirt.  Pretty sure I could go to jail for that.  Oh well it was worth it. 
    Next Tales Crypt I have lined up is another one I never paid enough attention to.  NOT 100% WHAT'S GOING ON IN IT.  KINDA STRANGE.  My goal this  time is to AT LAST FIGURE OUT WHAT'S GOING ON.  I don't have to LIKE IT.  Just leave the episode thinking oh so that's what was going on.  Seems reasonable!  Looks like we're putting in Amazon Fresh order today to arrive tomorrow.  Thinking about getting something I've always fantasized about but never pulled the trigger!  PEPPERIDGE FARM ASSORTED COOKIES.  They even got two kinds!  ALL KINDS of assorted, and just Chocolate Adjacent Assorted!  Gonna go with ALL KINDS.  I figure 3 could be enough as a sandwichside and possibly even 4.  I feel like 7-8 could be a breakfast.  2-4 could be some sort of Snack.  WHY NOT LET'S HAVE FUN WITH THIS.  Fun with dick and jane.  I learnt about it FROM A MOVIE.  Hmm.  Anything new terrible happen lately.  Lemme just give a QUICK one-over browse of Main Twitter Feed.  Hmm.  Some good stuff but nothing COMPLETELY breaking news.  Liz Cheney saying they're considering subpoena for Ginny Thomas.  THAT'D BE GREAT.  I like it when people in powerful positions (being spouse of Very Very Powerful Position) who wanna Do Coups at the very least GOTTA TALK ABOUT IT.  So that's good I guess.  Not holding my breath though!  IT'D KILL ME.  I HIGHLY doubt I'd get any update on this before the time I pass out from holding my breath!
    National Foods Of The Tomorrow are... National Hot Fudge Sundae Day and National Wine and Cheese Day.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE.  I have a vague idea of Hot Fudge Sunday but I BETTER CHECK JUST TO BE SURE.  Looks like vanilla ice cream topped with hot fudge chocolate syrup or something.  NO THANKS.  Wine & Cheese I KINDA Know what it is.  It's when there' Wine.  And Cheese!  And you alternate betwixt the two.  I can see having fun with that.  VERY ADULT THING TO DO.  I vaguely remember some acquaintance-friends putting together A MAKESHIFT Wine & Cheese party FRESHMAN YEAR in college and I HELD DISDAIN for them for TRYING TOO HARD.  LOOK WE GET IT YOU WANNA BE FANCY ADULTS.  COOL IT DOWN A BIT.  Then again sure I'd happily sleep with the women involved.  So that's another thing to keep in mind.  15 years later we are.  It's an IMPORTANT memory.  Don't think I ever went/got any wine and cheese.  Maybe I'd be singing a different tune if I did!  SURE WHY NOT.
    ANYWAY.  Got Soggy Freedom Toast for delicious lunch today.  Then I got Turkey Sandwich and Pastrami Sandwich as upcoming lunches.  That leaves TWO DAYS before re-upping with REGULAR Super Market for lunches.  I CAN GET CHINESE FOOD LUNCH in this time period.  IT'd be a three part'r but leaving one part for beginning of NEXT Super Market week is reasonable!  WOW THIS MAY BE A GAME CHANGER.  LOOK is getting assorted cookies A BIG RISK?  YES!  First of all three cookies with sandwich is more reasonable caloriewise than FOUR.  But I feel like I might wanna go all out and have 4 at that point.  ALSO risk BANGE eating them.  AS OF NOW I WANNA TAKE THE RISK.  I've CONSIDERED IT and RULED AGAINST IT too long.  NOW It's time to GO FOR IT.  Hey this is good website fodder I'm glad we're talking about it all.  Hmm.  Enjoyed me some chicken noodle soup yesterday.  They pretty much nailed it!  Good amount of chicken.  Good amount of noodles.  HIGH QUALITY versions of both of those things.  Appropriately hot based on how long I had it in microwave.  IT'S GREAT.  Time for coffee.
   Five paragraphs to go.  Ideally in 35 minutes.  But up to 50 minutes is reasonable as well.  That should be a CINCH.  Which is A WORD.  LET'S SEE WHERE THAT WORD DATES BACK TO.  MID 19th century.  WOW THAT'S GREAT.  Relatively new word altogether.  Based off the Spanish word, "Cincha," which means GIRTH somehow.  Not sure how GIRTH relates to any of this Other Than My Penis.  Not saying whether it's POSITIVE or NEGATIVE girth.  NO SPOILERS is how I feel.  What else is up and crap.  I REALLY wanna play it safe and delete Pepperidge Farm assorted cookies but also This Time Around I REALLY WANNA GIVE IT A SHOT.  Look it presumably comes with 42 cookies in the box.  EIGHT OF THEM is a standard sized breakfast WHICH I CAN ENJOY DEFINITELY.  So if it's not working out IN OTHER CONTEXTS at least I can do it IN THAT CONTEXT.  No Favorite Ice Cream Sandwich available.  They got another one that's SIMILAR but 10 calories more.  NOT SO BAD A DEAL.  I can SETTLE for that kind of ice cream sandwiches!  YEAH.  FOUR MORE PARAGRAPHS TO GO.
    SEVENTH PARAGRAPH!  They've got Goldon Graham Barrs in stock but NO Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bars.  DANGIT.  Two completely different things!  I'm HAPPY to get Goldon Graham Barrs DON'T GET ME WRONG.  But I'm gonna miss them CTC Barrs, no foolin'.  Anyway what else is up.  Wow three Standard-White-Bread Size Slices of Freedom Toast AND a regular thinnish slice of Turkey Bacon for lunch.  I CAN GET INTO THAT.  I have NO CHOICE.  It's either GET INTO IT or GET NOTHING OUT OF IT.  Why would I choose that.  I wanna ENJOY parts of my lives THANKS VERY MUCH.  Anyway I dunno.  Three PLUS paragraphs to go for Act I!  Amazing.  Got to sleep a little bit later today and so far it looks like my schedule won't be messed up too badly!  Depends on when Dad gets back from his upcoming walk but basically most likely I have A BIT OF CRUNCHTIME in the late early afternoon and that's it!  SWEET DEAL.  Get to watch TV too!  Anything GOOD on.  Maybe watch The Deadpools.  Who is that.  Ryan Reynolds?  If not Ryan Reynolds then it's someone Doing A Good Ryan Reynolds.  NOPE IT'S RYAN REYNOLDS HIMSELF.
    Fascinating.  Three paragraphs to go in ideally 23 minutes but AS MUCH as 38 minutes.  AMAZING.  Like this shirt I'm wearing.  Don't know how it's not clean.  But the shirt has GROWN on me.  Started out as just a random shirt I had very little feeling for.  Started wearing it in the last decade before I needed to decide shirts based on SOCIAL considerations.  By the time this shirt came about I had no social interactions or anything to care about my shirt.  Either way SLOWLY BUT SURELY this shirt worked it's way INTO MY HEART.  Small shirt.  But when I'm not overweight it's not gonna make me look fat.  KINDA comfortable I guess.  DESIGN isn't that amazing.  Lots of STRIPES.  I dunno I Just like it.  IS THAT A CRIME?  And if so CAN I BE PARDONED BECAUSE I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A CRIME?  Wasn't that one of the defenses they floated for Trump.  HE DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS A CRIME SO YOU CAN'T CONVICT HIM.  Interesting defense!  Two more paragraphs to go!
    YAH.  Plenty of time to get this done on time!  Maybe try a Fruit Loops Bar or a Lucky Charms Bar.  Off the top of my head BOTH CEREALS ARE GROSS but it's REASONABLE I'd enjoy one or both of these bars.  YEAH.  Maybe I'll try one.  WHICH ONE?  Off the top of my head there's more upside to a Lucky Charms BUT Fruit Loops is a bit SAFER I think.  Gonna think about this one for a while.  Each are similar in calories.  Fruit Loops is 90.  Lucky Charms is 100!  LET'S LOOK AT HOW MANY GRAMS EACH ARE.  FRUIT LOOPS IS 20.  LUCKY CHARMS IS 24.  AMAZING.  What else is going on and crap.  Kinda feels weird that I got up an hour late and still am gonna fit in stuff relatively easily.  Most significant crunch time is after third walk and before fourth walk.  That might be only half an hour or so.  And that's when I'm taking shower.  That's NOT BAD AT ALL.  PERFECT.  Take a shower, catch up on twitter, BE ON MY WAY TO NEXT WALK.  Oh and also lunch might be 20 minutes later than usual.  WHO GIVES A FIG.  IT's all working out in my favor FOR THE MOST PART.
    Sweet.  HMM lots of weird Cinnamon Toast Crunch CEREAL flavors.  Maybe I try one of those. C HURROS.  CHOCOLATE CHURROS.  Intrsting!  VERY interesting.  YA KNOW WHAT maybe try COOKIE CRISP cereal.  I think I'll do that!  No one is gonna explicitly stop me!  What else is up.  Gonna have to think LONG AND HARD whether I want these assorted pepperidge farm cookies.  Also the cookie crisp.  Something about them FEELS WRONG.  But I'm DUE for a Mix-em-up that might work out in my favor BIG TIME.  So that's good I guess.  I could put Freedom Toast in oven.  I can put them in Toaster.  Two at a time and then one at a time.  I Don't KNOW what to do.  Maybe toaster.  EASY and gives me lots of control over How Toastd I want them.  Just set setting at LOW and see where that takes me!  Well this act has been amazing for me.  Figured out some stuff I want from upcoming Amazon Fresh order.  Figured out some stuff I'm NOT SURE I want.  Good deal.  I'll be back in a little bit!

Not Sure How To Feel About That

    Hey!  Got plenty of time to write this act to get on Track I'm Envisioning for today.  So that's good.  It's all working out for me is the point.  Deleted Cookie Crisp Cereal.  Holding onto Assorted Cookies.  THAT'S GREAT.  I could have up to EIGHT as a breakfast but probably would top off at SEVEN.  I could as much as FOUR as a SandwichSide but would probably top off at THREE.  The point is THIS WILL LAST ME 2-3 WEEEKS probably when it's all said and done.  Hmm.  Maybe catch up on twitter for the first time of day BEFORE shower.  Because I might have some time after ACT II before WALK III.  Probably somewhere inbetween.  START catching up on twitter but DON'T FINISH before Walk III --> Shower.  So that's GREAT.  HEY they got the 45 calorie SawDust Dogs in stock.  THAT'S GREAT I'll eat some sandwiches and whatknot with those.  Probably 2 slices of bread, 4 hot dogs, PLUS SANDWICHSIDE.  WAIT NO THIS IS A SIX PACK.  Two slices of bread, THREE hot dogs, and sandwich side.  Cut one of them in half or something I DON'T HAVE ALL THE DETAILS.
     Okay.  What else is going on and crap.  Got a good idea of what snack to have between now and lunch.  NOT SO SURE when to have it though.  Could be in fourty five minutes.  Could be in AN HOUR and fourty five minutes.  Oh well that doesn't sound like THAT big a range.  IT'S A HUGE RANGE YOU IDIOT OF COURSE IT SOUNDS LIKE A BIG RANGE.  C'mon.  Last time I had 3 beers for the day was January Hearing Day.  That was THREE DAYS AGO at this point.  I AM on schedule to possibly have 3 beers tonight!  No reason to expect I'd particularly want to AS OF NOW.  But it's a reasonable outcome all things considered!  Anyway what else is crap.  I feel like I finished Unforgiven.  I wasn't paying attention enough to see if anyone was ultimately forgiven.  I FEEL like at least one of them was either EXPLICITLY or IMPLICITLY forgiven.  So that's good.  FOR THEM at least.  What else is up.  How many days out from Election Day are we now.  Around 108 or something?  Lemme SEARCH the number 110 for the page and WORK BACKGWARDS FROM THERE.  FRIDAY I Said we were, "110 days out."  Which means now it's closer to 108.  AGAIN this may not be completely accurate give or take a day!  Oh okay that's good.
    AMAZING.  Woke up an hour later than usual and still LIFE IS GOING MORE OR LESS THE SAME.  Sounds like a scam.  A GOOD scam.  A scam where I get all the benefits.  If it benefits you IS IT REALLY A SCAM IN THE END?  Some linguistic philosophy conundrum for you to ponder.  What else is going on and crap.  SUNDAY today eh.  I can deal with that.  IS NEXT SUNDAY the LAST DAY OF JULY?!?!  YEP.  Starting the NEXT workweek we're already in August.  That's when THE DOG DAYS are.  Not sure why.  Do dogs LIKE August?  If anything I'd think it's too hot for dogs.  Lemme LTURQ.  Dog Days of summer (this year) is between July 3rd and August 11th.  Now let's see WHY.  Something about a STAR IN THE SKY that's prevalent during this part of the year that is ASSOCIATED WITH DOGS.  But also adapted to mean these are the days HUMAN DOGS don't like.  By Human Dogs I mean dogs.  But NOT STAR DOGS.  YOU GET IT.  Lots of panting from d ogs and crap these days.  OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.  Just about halfway through the 2022 Dog Days To Remember.  Gotta remember to remember that.
    Penultimate paragraph of the Daytime Day!  SHOULD I THINK ABOUT GETTING 6 Pack HERSHEY BAR WITH ALMONDS?  Probably not.  If I think about it I MIGHT END UP DOING IT.  And THEN WHERE WOULD I BE.  I'm already indulging in Assorted Cookies WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME.  Anyway great just great what else is up and crap.  Probably end up taking next walk SOONER than I anticipated.  So the CrunchTime in middle of the day is EVEN LESS.  So that' good I guess.  I never had a dog.  Never wanted a dog!  Maybe one day I'll want a dog.  THAT'S MY BUSINESS NOT YOURS.  Anyway what else is up.  I dunno.  I was hoping you did.  AND THEN HOPING YOU KEPT IT TO YOURSELF.  I'm glad for you if you know what's up but AS OF NOW I DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.  So that's good.  HMM I thought I knew what snack to have Upcoming after next walk BUT NOW I'M NOT SO SURE.  This is gonna be a real tough one.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  Good deal. 
   I NEED CONCRETE DATE to look forward to for Next January Hearing.  GOTTA KNOW NOW.  Then again oh well what can ya do.  Jeez.  9 kinds of cookies in this box of 42 cookies overall.  I THINK 5 of the kinds are NON CHOCOLATE and 4 of them INCORPORATE chocolate.  Hmm.  Sounds like each cookie isn't represented equally in terms of How Many You Get.  Oh well what can ya do.  I DUNNO!  MAYBE GET SOME KIND OF KITKAT.  That'd be delicious-- possibly filling enough for what you get out of it.  But PROBABLY NOT.  Look I DUNNO.  I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING more or less!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Gonna watch some sort of FILM today.  Maybe GWAR Film maybe not.  Probably not.  BUT also MAYBE JUST MAYBE not.  Today Still Sunday I think.  I remember it being Sunday recently and I think that recently was half an hour ago or something.  ODDS ARE THAT STILL STANDS.  Anyway hey that's it for now.  Be back tonight!

what else is going on

    Hi friends!  Time to write SIX PARAGRAPHS.  Then take a short recess.  Then write FOUR paragraphs.  Then Kill Myself for 12 hours before getting back up and doing it all over again!  By KILL MYSELF I mean GO TO SLEEP.  If you know a better way to phrase it I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT.  How about what I just said.  "Go to sleep."  NOPE THAT'S A WORSE PHRASE. I was just FORCED to use it so you'd know in context what I'm talking about 100% for sure.  NOT HAPPY AT ALL about having to say it.  My life is full of making sacrificies.  Not HUMAN sacrificies.  That hardly ever comes up in my life!  But when it does Oh Boy Does It!  What else.  Had delicious Chocolate Caramel Pretzel Bar already as a Post Dinner snack.  NO REGRETS it was delicious and filling for the amount of calories it was.  SOME REGRETS.  I'd like to eat those calories ALL OVER AGAIN but I CAN'T.  Now if I eat something else it'd jut be MORE calories as opposed to being THOSE calories.  Huh.  About halfway into beer #1.  LET'S BE HONEST I'M MORE LIKE ONLY ONE THIRD INTO IT.  Why shouldn't we be honest about that.  WHAT'S OUR MOTIVATION TO STRETCH TRUTHS THERE?  Kinda feel like it would be fun if we spelled that word, "Truthes."  I can imagine if people in Ancient Rome some English they'd use the spelling Truthes in academic papers.  PROVE ME WRONG.
    Anyway.  Solid chance I'm getting Chinese Food tomorrow!  FEELS RIGHT.  SMELLS RIGHT TOO.  I can't SMELL A TING ABOUT IT as of now.  Smells like it WILL smell right though.  If that makes any sense.  IT MAKES A LITTLE SENSE.  WRONG IT MAKE NO SENSE GOTCHA.  What else.  About 4 episodes out from STARTING TALES CRYPT RIGHT BACK UP AGAIN FROM EPISODE 1 SEASON 1!  Put in order for Amazon Fresh to come tomorrow.  LOOKING FORWARD TO ASSORTED COOKIES as Tuesday Breakfast.  SEVEN COOKIES?  EIGHT COOKIES?  EITHER WAY IT'S GONNA BE A BLAST AND SEVEN EIGHTHS OR SOMETHING.  Hmm.  Mets game going on right now But I Just Don't Care At All.  Don't even have it que'd up on my TV to watch if something exciting happens.  I'm BETTING IT ALL on nothing exciting ever happening.  Gotta wonder if that'll pay off in the long run.  I HAVE A GOOD FEELIGN IT WILL.  Hmm.  What other exciting thing am I getting tomorrow that's VERY exciting.  SINGLE, "KING SIZED," Kit Kat concoction.  It's a ONE OFF thing.  But basically it will be divided into TWO indulgent dessert nighttime snacks and ONE... less indulgent... some time... snack.  PRESUMABLY.  If calories and serving sizes are what I think they will be.  AND WHY SHOULDN'T THEY BE.  I'm a pretty smart guy!  I CAN READ NUTRITIONAL INFO WITH THE BEST OF 'EM.
    Okay.  Still got 1 Goldon Graham Barr RIGHT NOW before presumably re-upping with them tomorrow.  TONIGHT MIGHT BE A GOOD NIGH TO HAVE THAT SUCKER.  I guess.  Maybe I guess lots of things.  I dunno!  Maybe I dunno lots of things.  Who can say.  THAT SHUT EM UP.  What else is up and crap.  Anything good going on in the news.  YES LOTS OF THINGS.  Like what.  WELL it's not so much that good things are happening as much as its EVEN WORSE THINGS CAN PLAUSIBLY EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE.  Sounds about right!  Don't get on my, "CASE," for being a DUMB SUNNY SIDE OPTOMIST just by saying UNIVERSES OUT THERE MAY BE EVEN WORSE.  I'm just calling it like I see it!  AND I SEE IT VERY MUCH GLASS IS HALF NOT COMPLETELY-HELLISH-SUFFER-UNIVERSE.  So that's something we can CELEBRATE in TANDEM with each other.  I don't wanna celebrate alone!  LET'S GET YOU IN ON THIS CELEBRATION.  More FUN that way.  Ugh.  That sort of thing.  You get the point.
    Taking out garbage and recyclables in about 20 minutes.  My guess is I WON'T be done with Act I at that point but it's possible I will be.  LOTS OF THINGS ARE POSSIBLE.  ROUGHLY SEVENTY off the top of my head.  Good deal!  I think FILLINGWISE I wanna have a quest bar because it's MORE HEARTY but TASTEWISE I'm in the mood for that Goldon Graham PLUS then if I wanna have same amount of calories I CAN HAVE BONUS FUDGESICLE OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.  Either way I've given myself A LOT to think about.  SO MUCH.  SHITLOAD TO THINK ABOUT.  Not so much many multiple things to think about.  But one or two things that demand LOTS of Thought for them INDIVIDUALLY.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Hmm.  Just finished beer #1.  Not gonna start #2 until Act III Part II!  THAT'S HOW I CHOOSE TO DO THINGS TODAY and you can't argue with A FACT.  Huh?  Hmm.  Breakfast tomorrow PRESUMABLY HOPEFULLY gonna be balanced breakfast.  Man oh man.  Turkey bacon I had with Soggy Freedom Toast was Okay!  Soggy Freedom.  Sounds like a good compromise of what we should be looking for out of America these days.  I'd settle for some SOGGY FREEDOM.  OBVIOUSLY THE SOGGY PART HAS NEGATIVE CONNOTATIONS but let's talk about it maybe in lots of contexts WE WANT SOME THINGS TO BE SOGGY.
    Penultimate paragraph of Act III Part I!  At this point PROBABLY CAN knock out these paragraphs before Taking Out Garbage Break.  ESPECIALLY since I can presumably put it off by Oh I Don't Know an extra FOUR MINUTES and nobody would complain or anything.  So that's good and whatknot.  Hmm.  MAN OH MAN Tomorrow I'm starting back up at William Sadler Season I Episode I of Tales Crypt.  Not sure at what point tomorrow.  But almost definitely I'll get to it at some point.  THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.  This time around I'M REALLY gonna MAKE MYSELF get A KICK out of all these episodes.  WOW.  Maybe I should take Goldon Graham Barr out of fridge now so it's UNFRIDGED for a solid 20 minutes before I have it.  NAH THAT'S REQUIRE ME GETTING UP.  And I'm very Pot Committed to NOT GETTING UP RIGHT NOW.  So I got that going for me is the point.  What else is up.  Also maybe I have delicious Quest Bar I'M PRETTY HUNGRY having Hearty Snack makes TONS OF SENSE.
    Last paragraph of Part I Act III!  Delicious.  Could have a pop tart or something.  That'd be WEIRD.  Re-upping with SMORE Pop Tarts tomorrow.  That's GREAT.  LOOK am I just assuming I'm gonna get General Tso Chicken Lunch Special tomorrow?  YEAH I KIND OF AM.  In PAST LIVES I might have considered A LO MEIN lunch special.  But that's just not the way I do things this week presumably.  WHOSE TO SAY WHAT I WILL DO THINGS TIS WEEK IT'S JUST BEGUNNING.  Fair point.  The point is I WILL KNOCK THIS PARAGRAPH OUT OF TE PARK WAY BEFORE I TAKE OUT GARBAGE.  Like OVER FIVE MINUTES and whatknot.  So that's good.  What else is going on and crap.  Jeez.  Birthday Barr would be pretty delicious!  I don't think anyone is gonna be able to make a strong case against that!  ONLY FOURTY more calories than Goldon Graham Barr, too.  GOD DANGIT HUMANS WEREN'T DESIGNED TO HAvE TO MAKE THESE KINDS OF TOUGH CHOICES.  In HISTORY we ATE what we could GET OUR HANDS ON.  Now in MODERN DAY we can choose between GOLDON GRAHAM BARRS and QUEST BIRTHDAY BARRS and IT JUST DRIVES US MAD WITH CONFUSION.  Oh well that's life.  BREAK TIME.  Taking out garbage time.  Then presumably another 10 minutes or so before RETURNING.

    HEY.  My Mom kinda knows who Foo Fighters is!  She was watching a Television Programme and I said they were playing a song by The Radiohead and she was like is that the band with the guy from Kurt Cobain's band after he died.  And I said NO because WHY WOULD I LIE but I explained to her ALL ABOUT DAVE GROHL.  Anyway got delicious BIRTHDAY BARR going on right now.  Tootsie pop At end of entry presumably.  Start it maybe even before entry is done and have it last the TERRIBLE part of the day where I have to DO WORK.  SPELL CHECK.  FORMATTING WEBPAGE.  POSTING TO INTERNET.  It sucks but I might have candy to suck on during it so it'll be okay.  Also how much is there a, "THE," In Foo Fighters' Band name.  I think I generally think of them as a THE FOO FIGHTERS but also just saying FOO FIGHTERS sounds right, too!  LET'S LTURQ.  KINDA LOOKS LIKE YA DON'T USE, "THE."  OKAY I'M FINE WITH THAT.  THEIR BODY THEIR CHOICE.
    Three paragraphs to go for the night.  How many Tales Crypt Final Season Episodes do I have left.  ONLY THREE or A LARGE AMOUNT OF FOUR.  ONLY THREE.  Figure I can watch two of them tonight.  FIGURE LOTS OF THINGS.  HOPEFULLY ULTIMATELY ACCURATE ONES.  So that's good.  LOOK is it possible that there's a 15% chance this wasn't a The Radio Head song in the first place?  SURE I'll say those odds are about right.  DEFINITELY NO THE FOOD FIGHTERS SONG THOUGH.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Am I gonna INDULGE in a CHOCOLATE tootsie pop?  WHY NOT.  MY LIFE MY CHOICE.  The point is I got anything to get up early for tomorrow?  Hmm.  I DON'T THINK SO exactly.  But still LIFE IS BETTER the earlier I get up.  Except for The Getting Up Earlier part of getting up earlier.  THAT PART IS CLEARLY WORSE.  BUT THE REST IS GREAT.  Hmm.  Think I'll put Guitar Amplification System (GAS) in front of door again tonight.  Not sure what I get out of it exactly but I DO get SOMETHING out of it.  I'm a weirdo sure.
    Penultimate paragraph of the NightTime DayNight!  I feel SATIATED at this point.  Between relatively recent dinner and 2 snacks afterwards.  And soda.  And beer!  The point is THIS IS GOING FINE JUST FINE.  Hmm.  Just microwaved the Freedom Toast this lunch.  Didn't even bother trying with Toaster.  I figured SOGGY FREEDOM FOR ME IS TE WAY I FEEL THANKS.  Hey what else is going on and crap.  It's good I'm getting SOME use out of Guitar Amplification System.  It may not be Me Playing Guitar but IT IS me making it VERY SLIGHTLY more inconvenient to leave my room in the middle of the night.  So you count your chickens when they're blessings!  Anyway let's just finish up this entry so I can get started on Watching Penultimate and penpenultimate episodes of Tales Crypt.  I can see myself doing it.  Well not LITERALLY.  I can DO IT.  I can IMAGINE myself doing it.  I can't SEE MYSELF DOING IT WHILE I'M DOING IT THOUGH.  My EYES don't WORK that way YOU IDIOTS.
    Last paragraph of the night.  Let's get this over with.  Hmm if I had tootsie pop would that help me get it over with.  POSSIBLY.  Gonna wait until HALFWAY DONE with this paragraph though.  For STRATEGY and whatknot.  OH WHAT THE HELL let's just start it now.  Figure I watch Penpen Ultimate Tales Crypt.  TAKE PILLS.   Watch Pen Ultimate.  GO TO SLEEP.  It's gonna be a WILD NIGHT let me tell you.  HURRY UP AND LET ME TELL YOU.  I really wanna let you in on this BUT I CAN'T DO JACK without your permission.  Cause I'm a GENTLEMAN JACK.  What else.  CHOCOLATE flavor lollipop.  Shoulda grabbed more Peppermint Sucking Candies from laundromat.  I took just one but I EASILY could have gotten away with taking two or three and POSSIBLY EVEN MORE.  Hmm wonder if I can get sucking candies on Amazon Fresh.  Lemme LTURQ.  They've got LIFE SAVERS.  They've got PEPPERMINT PATTIES.  Not exactly what I was looking for.  Oh well guess it's SUICIDE FOR ME.  Wait huh?  Hmm.  HEY that's it for tonight.  See ya tomorrow!

-9:42 P.M.

Saturday, July 23, 2022

I Wanna Say Something Quality

    Hey!  About 5-10 minutes ahead of schedule today!  Got up early to take in some LAUNDRY.  To LAUNDROMAT.  None of MY stuff.  Mostly my Dad's.  Maybe some of my Mom's.  HOWEVER I am down to my last clean shirt today, so hopefully me & my mom can PULL OFF some home laundry this weekend.  Anyway.  Relatively tight shirt.  Was concerned putting it on it'd be too tight and make my stomach look protruding.  NOT QUITE THAT TIGHT.  OR Maybe THAT TIGHT but my stomach isn't THAT QUITE PROTRUDING IN GENERAL.  Anyway so that's good.  Chicken Roll for lunch.  Presumably thinking about Steak * Stuffed Mushroom for dinner.  Possibly GriddleCentric Meal for lunch tomorrow.  The more Next Day Lunches I get from Dinner Deliveries the less room I have for a Multi-Day DoorDash delivery. OH WELL GOTTA GO WIT YOUR GUT.  Also Griddlecntric means I have a GREAT opportunity to ADD ON EGG WHITES to use for balanced breakfasts!  Delicious.  Chocolate Chip Pancakes FIRST CHOICE.  You can egg side of eggs with NORMAL pancakes.  Chocolate Chip Pancakes might sound a little weird.  But I don't think it's explode their mind in confusion!  And if it does Gotta Feel SOMEWHAT okay with that?  Got a super power to make brains explode.  IN THIS CASE they didn't have it coming but IN FUTURE CASES I can stalk out people who DO have it coming.
    So that's good.  I THINK I had a relatively small amount of MightNight snacking last night.  That's not so bad!  Presumably.  Don't remember completely!  Anyway picking up Laundry at around 3:00 PM.  PERECT.  Gettin' back from fourth walk before then.  Not gonna eat into time that delays FIFTH walk.  IT'LL ALL BE OKAY.  The point is I DID OUTSIDE CHORE WHERE'S MY CUEST BAR REWARD.  NOWHERE that's who.  Anyway.  Guessed how many pounds this bag of laundry was.  SAID 16 but WANTED to say 15.  Was about 15.25.  I have a bad habit lately where I WANNA estimate things but then have second thoughts and change my mind slightly and MORE OFTEN THAN NOT first guess was closer.  BIG problem.  Oh well that's life.  Usually when I get monthly bloodwork to make sure Clozopine levels aren't harming me I HEAR NOTHING of the results.  Only thing they test is White Blood Cell count.  Last week PSHYITRIST BROKE THE NEWS I'm doing GREAT in White Blood Cells.  WHITE STRIPES WOULD BE PROUD.  Or ASHAMED.  Maybe they're ANTI- White Blood Cells.  We can assume they have strong feelings about them one way or the other.
   Hmm.  Still wearing wonderful socks from yesterday.  SURE I got multiple pairs JUST LIKE THIS ONE but why mess with a good thing?  That's what I feel!    What was other of First Two Main White Castle albums.  By which I mean White Stripes.  Hmm.  OH RIGHT ELEPHANT.  That's the one I was thinking of!  Anyway MY ENTIRE HIGHSCHOOLHOOD I had the chronological order between Elephant and White Blood Cells wrong.  Thought it was in THAT order.  WAS IN THE OTHER ORDER.  Now I Don't know WHAT to think.  Sure I do.  What I just said.  The correction part of what I just said.  Oh okay great. National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Drive-Thru Day and National Tequila Day.  WOW DRIVE THROUGH.  Been A LONG time since I had that.  Look fast food alone is delicious and wonderful.  But there's something about Drive Thru that kicks it into higher gear!  Is part of it eating a bunch of your food IN CAR ON WAY HOME?  Maybe!  Although for some people that's a negative.  I dunno.  Main thing I rember is having to HURRY UP and check Burger to make sure they made it to my liking.  YES I'M HOLDING UP THE LINE 15 SECONDS WITHOUT REMORSE.  NOW ADAYS I'd have remourse.  But then LOOK I GOTTA EAT THIS BURGER I CAN'T EAT IT WITH KETCHUP ETCETERA.
   Tequila is tequila.  Haven't had too much of it in my life.  Probably okay!  What else is up.  Mets game at 7:10 PM.  Not great.  Pressure to watch SOME of it while fastforwarding through most of it.  Not sure if I'd even get a kick out of that!  I dunno maybe I will.  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.  Watch some more UNFORGIVEN today.  Hopefully by the end All Is Forgiven.  Title seems to suggest otherwise.  Anyway.  Been using External Keyboard every day which is good.  But the first two acts of the day are on REGULAR Keyboard with only a little bit of added clunkiness!  So so far so good I guess!  Hmm.  Can't wait until the next time I impulsively check my weight on Home Scale.  Gotta imagine the thing inside me that makes me want to Impulsively Do It KINDA KNOWS that it'd be something I'm not entirely upset about.  GIVE MY IMPULSES SOME CREDIT WON'T YOU.  Oh YOU WON'T?  That makes sense too!  Good deal.  HEY Time to go get coffee. Be back in a second!  I KNOW IT's only the fourth paragraph.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
   Maybe get less indulgent Old Fashioned French Toast instead of Chocolate Chip Pancakes.  IN FACT maybe get it instead of Steak * Seafood.  LET'S NOT GO CRAZY.  Let's STAY as crazy as we were BEFORE this paragraph.  What else is going on and crap.  ONE MORE America Tales Crypt and then I wanna say NINE British Ones?  Nope there were 13.  JUST LIKE HOPEFULLY SUPREME COURT JUSTICES.  Make 'em 13 instead of 9!  Anyway is this just gonna be the next 30 years of Government.  Sometimes Democrats are in charge of branches by half, the Supreme Court just does literally whatever it wants to do, and Democrats shrug their shoulders?  I'm already tired of this act and it's only been 2 or so months since Abortion Rights Fell.  I don't wanna do this FOR THIRTY YEARS.  IT WOULD GET TEDIOUS and you wouldn't want THAT would ya?  Anyway I dunno.  FIFTH paragraph.  Amazing.  What's my delicious upcoming snack.  Could be a single black and white cookies!  Probably not though.  Let's go with some Even More Sweetened Cereal Bar or KETO Bar.
    SIXTH paragraph!  What to watch today.  More UNFORGIVING.  More chewing WINTERMINT Gum.  What else is up and crap.  Having lunch when I get back from Laundromat presumably.  Delicious Chicken Roll.  WAIT A SECOND I'm gonna wanna put that sucker in the oven.  That'd make things CRUNCHTIME in the late afternoon.  Guess I can still do it more or less.  Still would have A LATE LUNCH.  I guess that's manageable.  So that's good I guess.  Any other great ideas for a snack.  Good Fiber Bar.  That's an idea.  NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM IT.  What else is going on and crap.  Storefront that was Spiderman Pop Up now has it's presumably Vacant Store Front Sign back.  FLEX HOT YOGA.  I don't think they're going BACK IN BUSINESS or anything.  But they put the old thing back for some reason.  MAYBE THEY'RE COMING BACK STRONG, what do I know.  Anyway I took Yoga Class.  I remember the pose where you use your hands in a praying motion.  KIND OF.  Downward Dog.  Don't really remember much else.  Kinda looking at the ass of the girl NOT QUITE in front of me but close.  She was one ROW ahead of me but one person TO THE RIGHT.  Oh man imagining that is a lot of fun for me.
    Look I DIDN'T STARE.  I went OUT OF MY WAY to not look.  STILL SAW It here and there over the course of a few months.  BUT LIKE A GENTLEMAN.  What else is going on and crap.  Feels like I should have remembered some Yoga too.  Oh well live and learn!  Got FROSTED FLAKES for Balanced Breakfasts.  Finished ALL Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Still got maybe a bowlsworth of Frosted Flakes Crumbs from LAST box.  PLUS whole new box NOT EVEN OPENED.  So that's good.  Got the Cinnamon Toast Eggos.  HAVE A BLAST AND A HALF WITH THAT.  Anyway with Frosted Flakes I could either have A BOWL as part of Balanced Breakfast or maybe A BOWL AND A THIRD or so.  THE BALLS ARE IN MY COURT.  TENNIS COURSE>  THEY'RE TENNIS BALLS.  I like tennis balls.  Been a while since I had some good multi-purpose tennis balls.  Oh well such is life I guess.  Normally by 7th paragraph of Act I I'm READY to get going with the Crux of the day.  AS OF NOW Not INTO the day yet.  Go figure!  Hopefully by the end of Act I I start to feel INTO THE DAY.  Oh okay sure.
    YEAH.  Had delicious 2.5 Black * Whites for breakfast.  No complaints there.  Had the HALF as the first cookie.  Then the next two were FULLS.  THE HALF IS FULL FULL.  So that's good.  Makes sense that Cinnamon Toast Eggoes encourage me to have Frosted Flakes and not Cinnamon Toast Crunch as Cereal portion of Balanced Breakfast.  I don't wanna double down on Cinnamon are you kidding me?  Well MAYBE I DO but I WON'T.  IRRESPONSIBLE.  What else is up.  Maybe get CHALLAH french toast.  And IF I DEEM IT TOO MUCH cut off a third of one slice AS SNACK or something.  I GOT OPTIONS IS THE POINT.  Too many!  Well not too many.  You can always have more options, that's what I've always been taught!  Good.  Not happy trying to separate single slices of Bacon from Freezer Pack Of Super Market Bacon.  STICK TOGETHER.  I can break off pieces here and there but NOT EXACT slices.  TO WHOM SHOULD I DIRECT MY ANGER ABOUT THIS.  Gotta be someone whose job it is to entertain my anger about this.  Is it YOU?
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  What else is up.  THEY GOTTA release the first Day of Upcoming Season II of hearings.  Last I heard was they said There will be more hearings in September.  I've heard somewhat conflicting accounts the last few weeks but I THINK the last MOST RELEVANT SOURCE said more hearings in September.  GIMME A DATE TO LATCH ONTO.  Also WHAT'S THE THEME.  My guess is they might be looking into this Secret Service nonsense!  Anyway I may have made this point but I feel like among a lot of dumb people Secret Service Cover Up isn't a big deal because they're like WELL they are the SECRET Service.  Gotta imagine them to hold onto their secrets.  I'M NOT ONE OF THESE PEOPLE EXCEPT FOR LINGUISTICALLY.  Either way that could be BIG if they get some records from Secret Service Members behaving badly.  Not quite a game changer.  This game from the start is VERY MUCH A GAME CHANGER INNATELY.  I guess you can slightly change the game that's already changed.  Wonderful!  Anyway I dunno.
    Last paragraph of act!  Wonderful.  Plenty of time to do stuff and crap.  Until Lunch time which might become a Slight Crunch around Fifth-Sixth walks area.  How much of Fettermann's campaign hilariously DUNKING on Oz is HIS DOING and how much is CLEVER campaign workers.  I NEED TO KNOW THIS DESPERATELY.  Either way it's working!  Keep it up!  BUT I JUST GOTTA KNOW.  For my own peace of mind.  Anyway what else is up.  Fettermann's sounds like a good One-Off Deli.  I doubt this guy is Jewish but his name IN DELI CONTEXT feels like it could work.  HE IS A CHRISTIANITY.  Good for him.  Best of luck with that.  HMM should I KEEP my soup for Steak * Stuffed Mushroom Dinner.  Split potato into HALVES and have 3rd part with soup?  Or just split potato into THIRDS and skip soup.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  VERY TOUGH.  Leaning towards Skipping Soup but I certainly can't say for sure as of now!  HEY GREAT I'LL BE BACK IN A LITTLE BIT.

That'll Work Itself Out

    HEY!  Time to write 5 paragraphs in roughly 35-40 minutes ideally.  Sounds reasonable.  SMELLS reasonable.  TASTES KINDA OFF if I'm being honest.  Anyway I could always put Chicken Roll in microwave.  Kinda feels like I should Ovenize it though!  So there's that.  Also LOOK I get that dumb people might think hey secret service is secret leave em alone.  But NO ONE IS ABOVE THE LAW.  Except for all those people that continually break the law in broad daylight and aren't held accountable.  They're the exception that proves the rule.  Hmm.  OH NO MONKEY POX is global health emergency.  IF ONLY MONKEYS WEREN'T SO HILARIOUS we'd be taking this seriously.  As it is though, MONKEYS?  THEY'RE GREAT.  HILARIOUS TOO.  LOOK AT Clips OF THEM SMELLING THEIR OWN BUTTS.  The POX part I'm not sure I'm comfortable with.  Anyway what else is going on.  Also at what point is it HUMAN Pox.  Because monkeys getting sick IS REGRETTABLE YES.  But I'm a member of HUMAN Race.  More invested in HUMAN HEALTH.  That's just the kind of guy I am.
    Hmm.  Anyway.  At what point do Right Wing Personalities start calling Monkey Pox CHINA POX.  Gotta imagine they've already CONSIDERED IT but decided not to break it out JUST YET.  Where was Monky Pox first found.  Gotta imagine it's another place GOP feels like slandering.  LET'S LTURQ.  Central and Western African Countries.  Right Wing Leaders have no problem slandering that area of the world!  IF ONLY THEY COULD NAME A SINGLE COUNTRY ACCURATELY IN THOSE GENERAL GUIDELINES.  Let's see if I can.  To be fair IN MY HEAD most countries in Africa I can picture where they are ARE ALONG THE BORDERS.  Let' see I'm gonna go with CONGO.  CONGO RIGHT SMACK DAB IN THE MIDDLE.  To be fair I SAW A MOVIE ABOUT IT.  So that might be why I know.  Probably doesn't come up in the movie specifically.  BUT I GOT THE GIST OF IT that it was a country SMACK DAB in middle of Africa somehow anyway.  Hmm.  HEY it's time for three more paragraphs!  Maybe get Turkey Sausage with Small French Toast Version.  Have some with THAT and split the rest between 2 upcoming Balanced Breakfasts INSTEAD of Frozen Bacon.
    YAH.  What else is going on and crap.  ONLY GOT 2 Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bars and ONE Goldon Graham Barr before re-upping presumably sometime around Wednesday or Thursday.  THAT'S ONLY ONE PER DAY and SKIPPING A DAY OR TWO.  OH WELL I GOT plenty of other dumb stuff to eat.  DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.  Unless you worrying about me gives me COSMIC POWER.  Then KEEP THE WORRYING COMING I'M BENEFITING FROM IT TANGIBLY.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Even got black and whites as a good possible snack!  For some reason the first half year I was getting black and whites it was ALL BREAKFAST CONTEXT.  Lately my snacks have been slightly RE-IMAGINED and having a single one as a snack MAKES PLENTY SENSE.  SO that's good I guess.  It's not BAD.  Maybe not that much higher than neutral but HEY I'LL TAKE IT.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Guess I can have balanced breakfast AS SOON AS TOMORROW MORNING.  Probably skip turkey sausage.  IN MY OPINION probably too close to Regular Sausage in terms of HEALTH.  I CAN'T TAKE THAT KIND OF HEALTH RISK.  I CAN'T TAKE THAT KIND OF HEALTH RISK AT ALL.
    Penultimate paragraph of DayTime Day.  Maybe Turkey Bacon is a safer bet.  I can see dividing Turkey Bacon into Old Fashioned French Toast Lunch as well as 2 Balanced Breakfasts being VERY APPROPRIATE healthwise.  So I got that going for me is the point.  At this rate it's maybe like a 50% chance I get Chinese Food this week.  Part of me is thinking it's still QUITE likely.  Part of me is thinking at this point LEANING AWAY FROM IT.  THE TRUTH IS THE MEAN.  Probably.  That'd be my guess.  HMM.  Probably get SOUP but then decide BASED ON HOW MUCH STEAK THEY GIVE ME whether I wanna use it as part of 3 Part'r Meal OR if I wanna stretch out Potato and save Soup for Oh I Don't Know A LUNCH SANDWICHSIDE.  THIS WAY I'M COVERED EITHER WAY.  Figured that crap out.  WHAT'S NEXT.  What do I have to figure out NEXT.  Hmm.  LOTTA things need figuring out.  I'll take some time and present myself a spreadsheet of What's Important To Figure Out and IN WHAT ORDER I should tackle these things.
    Last paragraph of DayTime Day!  Good deal.  You don't necessarily wanna work on THE MOST IMPORTANT thing first.  Maybe the third most important thing will take 10 seconds to figure out.  So you do THAT ONE FIRST just to knock it out of the park and THEN resume something else that might take longer but may be more important.  LOOK I GOT STRATEGY is the point.  Hmm.  Didn't BANGE eat or anything yesterday.  Probably had a relatively small amount of MightNight snacks.  Altogether probably hit Maintenance Level Calories more or less.  HOPEFULLY more.  Or wait a second hopefully LESS.  You get the idea either way.  Hopefully THE BETTER ONE.  Now I gotta know EXACTLY which countries started Monkey Pox in 1953.  STARTED IN CONGO ITSELF.  I CALLED THAT AMAZINGLY.  Where else was it prevalent.  OH all the SOUTHERN SEA BORDERING countries in that HUGE Northern Western Part Of Africa.  Oh Okay I see.  Hey that's it for now.  I'll be back tonight!

now it's time for good

    FIRST THANGS FIRST I'm sucking on a cherry lollipop!  ALSO when I picked up Laundry they had a bowl of Sucking Candies.  MOSTLY SINGLE SERVE PEPPERMINDS as well as some LOOLEYPOPS.  TOOK A PEPPERMIND.  SUCKED ON THAT ON THE CAR RIDE HOME.  I have no regrets.  I'm doing the best I can with the circumstances I've been dealt!  Anyway lunch was DELICIOUS chicken roll-- no complaints there!  Dinner was Steak * Stuffed mushroom!  Steak portion wasn't so much so I had ENTIRE SOUP with meal and will have ENTIRE HALF A POTATO for each of the next meals.  I THINK THAT'S JUST ABOUT EVERYTHING.   Everything RELEVANT at least.  Is there anyone Other Than Me who is REALLY INTO meal talk.  People who are PRETENDING to be me.  Gotta imagine that's one way to Get Off Reading This.  Really try to get in MY state of mind.  In which case WHAT AM I THINKING RIGHT NOW.  Ya don't know, do ya?  YA KNOW HOW I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW?  BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW.
    Okay.  Just starting beer #1 of 2 presumably.  That's good news.  Anticipating a good Birthday Barr.  SAW SOME GOOD NEWS.  A TWEET said Democrats have about a 54.5% chance of keeping the senate.  I'd like it to be BORDERING ON 100%-- if not now then THEN-- but for now I can see myself settling for those odds.  FOR NOW.  SEN ATE.  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.  JUST GIBBERISH SYLLABLES.  Oh well.  Finished watching Unforgiving.  Didn't get much out of anything from that movie!  I liked the character who wore Spectacles.  That's about it.  Also I don't know if I liked him.  Didn't really get MUCH of a sense of him.  I just liked THAT HE WORE SPECTACLES.  That's it that's all I got.  HEY got Old Fashioned Freedom Toast as well as Egg Whites and Turkey Bacon.  LUNCH 2MORROW is just All The Old Fashioned French Toast + 1/3rd turkey bacon.  REST OF THOSE TINGS IS SPLIT BETWEEN 2Balacned Breakfasts.  I don't want these breakfasts to be TOO balanced.  That's too wrong IN THE OTHER DIRECTION now!  Doesn't sound ideal.  Hey how Met game going right now.  Let's look INTERNET instead of TELEVISION SET.  AMAZING Mets have a perect game going through 4 innings.  WHO CARES NOT ME.
    Anyway.  Just finished tootsie pop.  MIXED FEELIGNS.  1) delicious.  2) more time to focus on entry now.  3) Still delicious BRIEFLY while I'm chewing down what's left of it.  4) THIS IS IT FOR NOW.  5) what else is going on.  METS JUST HIT A BATTER WIT A BASEBALL.  There goes a perfect game.  WHOSE TO SAY THAT BATTER GETTING DRILLED WIT HA BASEBALL WASN'T PART OF GOD'S PLAN.  Who are YOU to challenge what God intended.  GOD WANTED THIS GUY TO GET BEANED IN THE HEAD WITH A BASEBALL AND THUS TIS IS STILL PERFECT.  That's my feelings.  Halfway into Episode III of British Season of Tales Crypt.  WOW I GET TO CYCLE ALL THE WAY BACK AROUND TO THE CLASSIC SEASON I EPISODES SOON.  This is GREAT.  PresumABLY.  If I move things around just so I can easily have another tootsie pop tonight.  Let's keep that in mind as we go forward with our lives.  I dunno.  Laundromat were JERKS.  They didn't fold my Dad's socks EXPERTLY.  Not all these socks are the same!  They just bunched them together EVEN IF THEY DIDN'T MATCH IN PAIRS.  YOU've just lost MY BUSINESS PERMANENTLY until the next time I need to go to the laundromat.  SORRY THEMS TEH BREAKS.
     Anyway I dunno.  METS OPPOSITING TEAM HIT A LEGIT ALL OUT SINGLE.  Now NO specialness to this game AT ALL.  I'm gonna BOYCOTT baseball now.  I THINK I HAVE A STRONG CASE.  Case of what.  For who.  And WHY.  ALL THAT WILL BE REVELEAD IN DUE TIME THROUGH THE NATURAL COURSE OF THINGS. DANGIT only in the beginning of the fourth paragraph.  I thought I was THROUGH four paragraphs and just starting the fifth!  WAY THINGS ARE I gotta write an entire ALMOST THREE PARAGRAPHS before I get to take Wonderful Break To Remember.  THEN HAVE UPCOMING SNACK.  Birthday Barr off the top of my head.  Anyway.  Took it out of fridge now!  IF ANY QUEST BAR is better in fridge and harder it's BIRTHDAY BARR.  BUT I FEEL LIKE MIXING THINGS UP.  Eat this sucker after being unfridged for Oh I Don't Know TWENTY MINUTES?  LOOK I AGREE IT'S STILL MOSTLY FRIDGED AT THAT POINT.  MOSTLY.  But at least I'M TRYING to do Something New WHAT GOOD ARE YOU CONTRIBUTING AT ALL?
   Hmm.  Will I have balanced breakfast tomorrow or will I have EASY 2.5 Black * Whites.  TOUGH.  Also I'm leaving out that the 2.5 Black * Whites are DELICIOUS.  That's ANOTHER key criteria to consider when determining what Breakfast Will Be.  Great get off my back about it and whatKNOT.  Thing where Quarterback is telling his teammates a play and he goes BREAK!  Fast!  And then the people MEANT TO GUARD HIM are like I'LL BREAK AT MY OWN GIVEN SPEED THANKS A LOT and then HE GETS TACKLED BACK INTO LAST TUESDAY.  Sure I know how football works.  More or less like I just said.  That's how I feel.  Anyway I dunno.  If I was a Mr. Glass type character I think I'd rather Break Fast than Break Slow.  RIP IT OFF LIKE A BANDAID.  It'll HURT to BREAK quickly but Breaking Slowly JUST PROLONGS THE PAIN.  Then again The acute pain may be more EXTREME and the longer lasting pain may be SPREAD OUT MORE.  LOOK THESE ARE ALL HYPOTHETICAL THEORETICALS.  We can't KNOW for SURE the answers to ANY of these questions.  I'M JUST PUTTING THEM OUT THERE because that's the kind of great guy that I am.
    Last paragraph before Recess probably!  Good deal.  No chores or anything to get up for At All the next few days.  Friday Morning is the first thing Set In STONE.  Wow that's... lemme see... four... five... three.. five... four... four... four... re-calibrating... calibrating... SIX DAYS... Nope.. re-calibrating.. four... five... five... SIX DAYS AWAY.  I keep counting to SIX but it seems wrong!  Wait.  No.  Now I'm thinking of it MORE CLEARLY AND IT'S 100% ACCURATE.  We're 5.5 days away from Friday Morning which rounds to six days I'M SORRY TO SAY.  Oh well what's important is THAT I FIGURED IT OUT EVENTUALLY.  Hmm.  Got the thin slices of Freedom Toast.  Three of them.  Not a big meal at all!  THAT'S TE SACRIFICE I MADE to eat HEALTHY while eating French Toast.  EAT NOT SO MUCH OF IT.  Delicious AND Nutritious.  Hmm.  Heat that sucker in microwave probably.  SOMETIMES YA JUST WANT SOME SOGGY FREEDOM TOAST IS THAT SO WRONG?  Yep sounds pretty wrong.  HEY FUCK YOU.  Oh okay sure.  Anyway that's it for now.  I'll be back in a little bit with Act III Part II!

   EH.  I like this Barr harder.  But what can ya do.  I already started eating this sucker.  Can't put it back and start a new one now!  I COULD but that's NOT HOW I DO THINGS.  Anyway next episode of Tales Crypt I got coming up may be the single one I get the absolute least out of.  The only thing I constantly get out of it is the main character looks like the guy who eventually becomes Mayor in The Wire.  THAT'S IT THAT'S ALL THERE IS TO IT.  Maybe this time around REALLY try to watch it well.  REALLY pay attention and maybe I'll be justly rewarded.  Entertainment reward.  I think I have it coming to me.  Anyway what kinda sucky snacks I got left over tonight.  Health Ice Cream Bar at bedtime.  Possibly another tootsie pop or similarly caloried SOLID snack.  OH WELL I just had the highlight snack of the day and it's over and done with and now I'm THE FURTHEST AWAY from doing a similar thing AS I CAN BE.  Then again ALL MEALS AND SNACKS ARE WONDERFUL.  For example UPCOMING BALANCED BREAKFAST.  TRY ARGUING WITH THAT.
    Okay.  Maybe I will!  I'll update you later on if Arguing With My Breakfast served any sort of purpose.  What else is up.  Three paragraphs to go.  I remember being able to do that LIKE IT WAS NOTHIN.  Thinking back to Act I's and II's when I had to write 3 paragraphs to close up THOSE acts.  DID IT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING.  Not to toot my own horn.  Don't even have a horn!  And if I did I'm not gonna toot it without good reason!  TOOTING TOO MUCH DILUTES THE MEANING OF THE TOOT.  Also YES WE'RE TALKING ABOUT COCAINE what of it.  Isn't that a kids book.  Toot The Magic Train Engine.  I know I'm wrong but it also kinda FEELS like I'm halfway right.  Even if I KNOW I'm AT THE VERY BEST 5% Right.  PROBABLY NOT EVEN THAT MUCH.  The point is I forget but I want to write 2 more paragraphs because that's what people expect from me.  Gotta give the people what they want.  Unless you hate people.  WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM WITH PEOPLE?!?!!?
     Penultimate paragraph of the night.  Got beer #2 going.  That's fun.  What's today.  Saturday night.  Oh right because it's 5.5 days out from it being Friday Morning.  NOW I REMEMBER.  Good.  OH NO I have no clean shirts to wear tomorrow.  I guess it's partly my fault. In the sense that I'm an adult and could clean my shirts my own damn self.  But in ANOTHER, MORE RELEVANT WAY, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.  So that's something to consider as well.  Hmm anything FUN or SPECIAL or COOL that I can do to prevent myself from MightNight.  I didn't have GREAT results from putting Guitar Amplification System (GAS) in front of Bedroom Door but KINDA FEELS LIKE I WANNA TRY IT AGAIN.  It's FUN.  It separates me from the outside world JUST A TINY BIT MORE TAN USUAL while I'm gonna be In My Slumber.  GREAT.  I wanna be ALONE for this.  Sleeping, I mean.  JUST GIVE ME ELEVEN HOURS BY MYSELF OKAY I'VE EARNT IT.  SURE EARNT IS A WORD.
    Anyway what else is up.  Last paragraph of the night!  Just, "CHECKED OUT," my Turkey Bacon.  PERECT AMOUNT.  Three slices!  One for each balanced breakfast and one for Freedom Toast Lunch.  ALL ABOUT THE RIGHT SIZE AND STRUCTURE of what I'd be looking for.  HAVING 2nd TOOTSIE POP NOW RIGHT NOW.  So IT'S ALL Good is the point I'm trying to make.  Really gonna try to pay attention to this Tales Crypt.  Apparently one of the stars is one of the guest stars who plays themselves on an episode of EXTRAS.  I don't think it's the guy who looks like The Wire.  LEMME LTURQ.  I DUNNO.  THE NAME IS FAMILIAR TO A THE EXTRAS but he doesn't LOOK familiar and his wikiPEDIA says NOTHING about The Extras.  Maybe A RELATIVE.  I don't think we'll get to the bottom of this tonight.  GONNA HAVE TO SPEND SOME SERIOUS TIME STUDYING UP ON WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.  Anyway that's about it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-9:39 P.M.

Friday, July 22, 2022

Oh That Reminds Me

    Hey!  Mets game at 7:10 PM!  I can watch most of that.  Either in real time or on fast forward.  I feel like I'll watch THE MOST on Fastfoward, and it's unsure how much Real Time and how much None At All I'll also incorporate.  So that's good!  Did some Big Bange eating last night during Hearing.  Not sure what drove it!  Nighttime schedule was interrupted causing a change in my behavior!  Maybe just stress from hearing!  Either way we're talking more than .5 LB gained all in all!  Presumably!  Oh well that's life.  I feel like the general calorie intake is more or less neutral and maybe possibly giving me a surplus of calories over time.  So it MAY even out.  EVEN OUT is the plan until I stop drinking.  Well losing a couple of pounds is BETTER plan.  But evening out is PRETTY GOOD if I could accomplish that too!  Anyway AN HOUR AND A HALF behind schedule today!  Gonna fit in everything on a delay, skipping one of the walks.  OR having final seventh walk AFTER Dinner before Act III, drinking, and desserts.  POSSIBLE.  Probable.  But I don't like the idea of spending all day AIMING for it.  Probably will anyway!  That's life!
    Breakfast today was two goldon graham barrs!  Then I went back to sleep and was AWOKEN by Super Market delivery getting here and ringing doorbell!  Most notable thing is they didn't send me Turkey Meatloaf Meal.  So all I got FreshWise is three sandwiches.  GREAT!  Plenty of room for Bonus Deliveries!  As of now I think I'm having a sandwich for TodayLunch.  Possibly Ham.  So that's good.  Had a small black and white when it got here.  2 Goldon Graham Barrs were SMALL breakfast.  With black and white LARGE breakfast but not by a crazy amount!  EITHER WAY what's DONE is DONE.  Let's move on with your lives.  Haven't read or seen any reactions to yesterday's hearing!  I GIVE IT ONLY a six out of ten.  FELT like a 4 or 5 out of ten for most of it but in retrospect I think it served its purpose okay I guess.  We'll see what TWITTER thinkings.  I am an IMPRESSIONABLE YOUNG YOUTH.  I need Twitter to give me impression of how to feel.  IS Young Youth a redundancy.  Maybe.  Can't say for sure.  Anyway the good news is I skipped the Waiting On Tooth And Nail for Super Market to get here.  That can't be an expression.  Can it?  Lemme LTURQ.
   There's FIGHTING On Tooth And Nail.  Which means fighting vigorously using all things at your disposal.  Like your teeth and nail I guess!  Might BITE yer enemies.  Might SCRATCH EM with your nails.  Anyway as for WAITING?  Maybe I was thinking on pins and needles.  I feel like there's a better phrase I can use for WAITING though.  Waiting on Bated Breath.  Good one but not what I'm looking for.  Oh well you can' win 'em all.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Sprout Day, National Vanilla Ice Cream Day, and Peanut Butter and Chocolate Day.  WAIT A SECOND I don't think they sent me New Small Ice Cream Sandwiches either.  DANGIT.  Not only did they not send it but it wasn't even listed in final order.  MAYBE that's on me.  I feel like solid even 50/50 that's on me or not.  I COULD SEE IT GOING BOTH WAYS.  Anyway what else is crap.  Main two indulgences last night were 4 pop tarts and like 7 or 8 goldon graham barrs.  There was MORE to it but definitely that was the bulk of it.  OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.  Presumably.  Not HAPPY about that Such Being Life.  Hmm.
    Fourth paragraph!  Figure I'm aiming to write seven paragraphs in about 55 minutes at this point.  I can do that!  And if I can't quit Act I a paragraph or two short.  Write a longer Act II!  Makes sense the way the moving pieces of today are coming together.  Not sure what to do for dinner tonight.  Off the top of my head either Pizza Dinner or Part I of Steak * Stuffed Mushroom dinner.  COULDN'T BE MORE DIFFERENT.  Sure they can be.  OH OKAY GOOD COUNTERPOINT.  Hmm.  Maybe think of a good alternative for Lunches other than Chinese Food.  Haven't had Chipotle in a while!  But that raises SEVERAL questions.  ONE-- is it worth the Much More Expense that a similar portion of Chinese Food would cost?  TWO-- would I be splitting TWO burrito bowls into THREE meals or just 2 is 2 meals (or 3 is 3 meals).  If their calorie counts are to be trusted ONE BOWL AT A TIME IS PERECT.  But I've READ AND EXPERIENCES they really pile on the ingredients generally.  Hmm.  Also could always get BURGER Fast Food.  Sounds dumb I know.  THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR. Sounding Dumb!
    Fifth paragraph.  Good deal.  Gonna knock these 10 paragraphs for Act I out of the park no problem.  Then retrieve the ball no matter how long it takes me!  Anyway I'm sure I've said this before BUT IT'S A GOOD PARABLE.  My Dad has told me on occasion when he was a kid if he lost a ball he was playing with, he simply throws out ANOTHER ball trying to track the first one.  Surely if one ball is thrown, logic stands to reason the next ball would probably match up with where the first ball is.  It makes NO SENSE upon further study but I thought it was nice!  What else is going on and crap.  DID I MENTION I got no Turkey Meatloaf.  Only perishable meals for this week are the three sandwiches!  I probably mentioned it.  IT WAS AND IS pretty important.  Anyway.  How many balls does my Dad have as a kid.  What kinda balls we talkin'.  Baseballs?  Gonna have to confront him on this at some point.  Gotta REMEMBER to confront him on this at some point.  Coffee time!
   Gotta re-calibrate how long I have to finish this Act.  Turns out I have 5 or so LESS minutes than I thought.  So as of now I got about 40 minutes CLEAN to finish Act I!  Not counting the couple of minutes to GET OUT OF THE HOUSE afterwards.  So that's good.  Certainly doable.  I wonder if I am doable.  As in people would accept having sex with me.  Based on experience SOMETIMES.  RARELY!  But ya never know.  Good deal.  Got coffee going on and crap.  Re-up with anything else exciting.  Hmm.  Lemme LTURQ based on Internet Receipt.  OH Cinnamon Toast Eggo Waffles.  The kind where it's about as big as a waffle but split into QUADRANTS. Cinnamon Flavor Quadrants!  I could have easily gone with Standard Blueberry but I felt like mixing it up!  ALSO I remember trying this flavor a few months ago (Not counting all the times I have it as a kid!) and it was OKAY.  I have MIXED MEMORIES.  Some memories of it being like this is a bust and some memories of it being like hey this is pretty good.  ANYWAY that's for Frosted Flakes not cinnamon toast crunch balanced breakfast.  CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH is doubling up on CINNAMON you idiots!  Hmm.
    SEVENTH PARAGRAPH.  Got two new pairs of socks in my possession.  Being encouraged to try one pair before upcoming walk.  I guess worse fates can befall man.  Not sure FOR SURE but that'd be my GUESS.  Hmm.  Probably gonna combine Act II with shower for time period between Walk II and Walk III.  WHAT ORDER WILL THEY BE IN?  Probably regular order.  Act II first and then Shower!  Makes sense!  Anyway.  January Hearing was good enough in the sense that they showed evidence of a lot of Law Breaking and Fuckery.  Just kinda desensitized to it at this point unless you're UPPING THE STAKES.  Oh well next hearings are in September I think.  I'll be back on board by then because I'll have FORGOT all about this again.  Good deal!  What else is going on and crap.  Closing on in penultimate season of Tales Crypt again.  How many episodes I got left.  I'm gonna say 3-4.  WOW ONLY THREE.  That's fine.  Final British Season has GROAN on me over time!  Definitely different from the rest of the seasons.  ARE THE SENSIBILITIES MORE ENGLISH?  SURE.  But I can LIVE WITH THAT.
   Three paragraphs to go in half an hour or so!  HOPEFULLY MORE LIKE 26 minutes.  Good.  Planned on skipping the entry today again.  Glad I decided against it!  It's SOMETHING halfway productive.  BANGE last night wasn't productive in and of itself but I picked myself up off the floor again today to Be Productive.  So that's good!  Hmm.  What kinda pizza am I getting either today or later in the week.  Sicilian is FUN but no reason to cut off 20% of a slice to put with salad.  NOT GETTIN' ANY SALAD THIS WEEK.  Maybe go with YER TWO STANDARD SLICES.  Presumably both with garlic.  Maybe ONE with anochivoe and one with... oh I don't know... ONION.  That's how I role and crap.  What else is up.  Gotta imagine there's Movie I can watch this afternoon.  JUST PICK A SHUTTERFILM.  EASY.  How hard could that be.  And how unentertaining could it be.  Gotta be Halfway Decent.  By which I mean 12.5% way decent BUT IN A GREAT WAY.  Fun!  Anyway DoorDash main webpage has SUBSETS of about 20 General Restaurant Categories.  Mexican, Salad, Burgers, etc.  NO, "Italian," or, "Pizza."  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CRAP.  They got the Italian Restaurants and/or Pizza AVAILABLE.  They're just NOT MAKING IT EASY FOR US.   I'm gonna write an angry letter to myself just so I don't forget to be angry about it.
    Penultimate paragraph of the act!  No Ice cream sandwiches to pair with Pop Tarts for upcoming breakfasts.  Guess I gotta be making some EGG WHITES.  I re-upped with Frosted Flakes today!  Had a small amount left over but it's mostly crumbs.  MAYBE finish that in SNACKING CONTEXT but I needed a new box in BREAKFAST BOWL CONTEXT.  SO that's good.  Still got 1 or 2 Blueberry Eggos.  Probably gonna lean into trying Cinnamon Toast Eggoes First though.  Good deal!  What else is up.  Gotta imagine I'm leaning towards taking a walk after dinner.  Not HAPPY about what it means for My Entire Day but ultimately there's little reason NOT to do it.  So that's good.  Give me some time to RECUPERATE after dinner.  NEED TO RE-CALIBRATE AND CRAP OR SOMETHING.  Hmm.  Point is I could get REAL DUMB Pizza Hut for 3 part'r Lunch.  Have to eat small portions if I wanna have reasonable amount of calories.  I CAN look into that I guess.  Odds are very much against it happening.  BUT IT'S WORTH A DEEP DIVE STUDY I guess.  I GUESS.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Good deal.  Giving my Dad a little bit of a window of time in terms of when he can take his walk after my upcoming walk.  Good son I guess I am!  Chinese Food said lunch special is up to 3:30.  From past experience I'd say it's 3:00.  Don't know EXACTLY what the cut off is but I think if I put in order before 3 I can get Special and after 3 THEY MAY NOT GIVE IT TO ME.  Something to consider.  Gonna have a lot more kettle chips this week.  THREE LUNCH SANDWICHES?  I CAN HAVE 2 portions of Kettle Chips RIGHT THERE.  Let's get through these kettle chips once and for all!  Amazing.  Hmm.  Still got 2 Hot Pockets in freezer.  Got meal replacement cookie in cabinet.  Got a Cup O Noodles Brand Cup O Noodles.  Maybe have a BAGEL if my Dad feels comfortable parting with it.  Lots of options is the point!  IN FACT I think I'm gonna stop this paragraph now!  Be back in a little bit!

Feel Free To Read For Free

    HEY!  Took a shower after Walk II!  Read twitter for 20 minutes.  NOW I'M HERE!  Besides Black * White I had after Delivery got here, no more snacks before lunch.  Lunch lookin like Ham Sandwich with MYSTERY SIDE.  Dinner looking like pizza WITH POSSIBLY a CHICKEN ROLL for tomorrow lunch.  Not sure I've gotten that before!  Not sure I HAVEN'T gotten that before.  I can go with Grilled or Breaded.  Let's INDULGE and go with breaded IF THAT HAPPENS AT ALL.  Anyway.  If I do get Chinese food later on this week MAYBE SOME LO MEIN PROVE ME WRONG.  But I want the lo mein where they ALSO give you rice.  Instead of entire container of lo mein it's still like 50-75% lo mein and 20-50% rice.  THAT'S THE KIND OF THING I'M INTO THESE DAYS.  Also Math Adds up IF YOU WANT IT TO.  It's up to you.  IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF anything can happen!  Got coffee #1.5 and some soda.  Delicious!  I THINK they said definitely more hearing in september.  WOW.  That's not even enough time for it to be a season II.  At THAT kind of time break it's more Season I PART II.  Hopefully there's NEVER a season II.  Sure maybe 9 PARTS of Season I.   But I feel if there was a season II that would be predicated on Something Terrible Happening.
    Okay.  Anyway.  Feels like I'll LIGHTLY toast sandwich bread.  AND I MEAN LIGHTLY.  Why would I say it if I didn't mean it.  To MISLEAD YOU I guess.  Hmm.  NON Grilled Chicken Roll comes with tomato sauce and mozzarella cheese.  GRILLED Grilled Chicken Roll comes with broccoli and mozzarella cheese.  NO THANKS ON BROCCOLI IN THIS CONTEXT.  MUCH THANKS ON TOMATO SAUCE.  Delicious.  I just hope it's not too big that it rally should be 1.75 meals.  2 meals I can deal with.  Make it two meals.  But 1.5 or 1.75 Mealsworth?  Guess I can make that two meals with SIDES like KETTLECHIPS.  RATHER JUST IT BE A ONE AND DONE MEAL THOUGH.  So GET OF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Ended up having a third beer last night WITH watching January Hearing.  Sure why not.  Anyway what else is going on today.  SURE I gained half a pound + last night BACK ON TRACK TODAY. Last two months I have banged twice!  JUST GET RIGHT BACK ON GOOD HABITS.  Hmm I feel like I could have banged on better stuff.  No good candy or cakes or anything.  OH WELL MAYBE NEXT TIME.
     Hey wonderful.  Guess I'm aiming to take a walk after dinner.  JUST MAKES SENSE.  Presumably won't start Act III OR BEER until I get back.  Hmm.  Anything NEW or FUN I can say?  Gotta be something out there in the ether that I can latch on to that's FUN or NEW.  I can watch The Deadpools on Disney+.  I think I saw the first one and not the second one.  THIS GUY IS TRYING TOO HARD.  COOL IT DOWN A DEGREE OR TWO.  We'll like you on your Super Hero contributions YOU DON'T NEED TO ALWAYS BE, "ON."  That's my impression based on the little I remember.  What else is going, "ON."  Hmm.  On HBOMax there's an interesting WESTERN.  From 30 years ago!  Clint Eastoowd, Gene Hackman, and Morgan Freeman!  NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.  And during Watching Deadpool I GOT INTO Westerns briefly.  Gotta imagine I'd enjoy this one too.  And if I'm not PLEASE FORGIVE ME.  CLINT EASTWOOD DIRECTED THIS ONE TOO?  NOW I'M REALLY ON BOARD.
    Penultimate paragraph of the Daytime Day.  How long is this movie.  I think I saw IN GLANCING 2 hours 7 minutes.  NOPE 2 hours 10 minutes.  Hey that's pretty great too.  Two of the three main characters are named, "Bill."  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU.  Why would you have multiple main characters with the same name?!  LOOK I get that it could happen IN REAL LIFE but in Fiction JUST SEEMS LIKE A VERY STRANGE AND DELIBERATE CHOICE.  Maybe this is historical and their Historical names were Bill.  I DON'T THINK SO.  I'd LTURQ BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE PROVEN DUMB.  Fine I'll LTURQ.  WE'LL SEE WHOSE DUMB!!!  NOPE THEY'RE FICTIONAL.  Also the first Bill is named Bill Munny.  YEP.  IF YOU GET A BILL FOR SOMETHING YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO PAY MUNNY.  Makes sense to me!  Other one is Bill Daggitt.  That sounds relevant to Bills: The Money Thing too.  DODGE IT.  You're getting a bill and YOU WANNA DODGE IT.  DAGGIT.  Third guy is Ned Logan.  Sounds like a reasonable name.  ONE OUT OF THREE AIN'T BAD.  Hey time for one more paragraph.  Maybe have chicken roll for dinner tonight and pizza tomorrow.  MAYBE LOTS OF THINGS.
   Yeah!  Anyway.  Figure I put on some UNFORGIVEN upcoming TV watching.  WHY WAIT.  I like watching MOVIES (AND/or FILMS).  I feel like this one MAY BE A FILM FOR SURE.  It, "MAY BE," "For Sure."  THAT'S WHAT I SAID AND I STAND BY IT.  Anyway.  I like PASTRY.  Chicken roll may be PASTRYISH.  Not entirely LEANING into Pastry (Flaky) but SOMEWHAT a pastry none the less.  I feel like that' the value you use to determine How Pastryish something is.  FLAKITUDE.  HOOK ME UP with something in the Let's Say 85% percentile of flakiness.  Or the 15% one.  THE ONE THAT'S MORE FLAKEY.  So what else is going on and crap.  Anyway letting Insurrection Attack go on for over 3 hours is a long time!  FOR MY MONEY'S WORTH the best way to describe that is A DOUBLE FEATURE OF TWO COMPLETE NORMAL LENGTH FILMS.  Off the top of my head maybe Trump put on GREMLINS when he got home, watched the entire thing, PUT ON GREMLINS II, and THEN WHEN THAT ENDED was like ok now let me see what I can say to these people.  Look it's possible Gremlins is a longer movie.  I'll give him THAT much.  Let's LTURQ.  Gremlins I is an hour 46 minutes.  So let's say an hour 40 without credits.  Gremlins II is ALSO EXACTLY an hour 46 minutes.  So let's say an hour 40 without credits.  That's 3 hours 20 minutes.  He did nothing for 186 minutes.  That's 14 minutes before the credits roll for Gremlins II.  So ALL OF GREMLINS, ALMOST ALL OF GREMLINS II up to the point Gremlins are clearly being defeated and now we're starting to get into the Epilogue.  LET'S GIVE HIM THAT MUCH CREDIT AT LEAST.  Anyway I'm done for the daytime day.  See ya tonight!

wow it's somewhat later

    Hey!  New socks are great.  I MAY have gotten to that earlier.  I MUST HAVE.  But either way WOW STRETCHY AND SLIDEY.  I like walking around in the socks on hardwood floor!  Got some SLIDE to em that I think is DANGEROUS but FUN.  Anyway only had six walks today.  Delivery was about an hour later than usual, so I was barely even fitting in my Regular Last Walk.  NO BIG DEAL.  Got 2 slices of pizza for tonight and one chicken roll for tomorrow.  NO BIG DEAL.  Chicken roll is bigger than I thought it was!  I was imagining WHAT WAS HALF OF ONE but slightly bigger.  This has TWO of what I was imagining-- each one HOWEVER MANY PERCENTAGE POINTS the size less than what I was imagining THAT'S ACCURATE when you DO THE MATH.  Anyway.  Got beer #1 going.  Not started yet.  But it's GOING in the sense that it's within my NON-peripheral vision.  LOOK it's certainly off to the side.  It's peripheral ADJACENT.  But at this point I think it's more accurate to say It's Just In My Regular Vision.  Got tootsie pop going now.  Took out garbage BEFORE dinner.  ALL KAWT UP.
   Watched about half an hour of UNFORGIVEN.  From the parts I LOOKED UP AT it seemed like decent enough movie.  MORGAN FREEMAN WAS OLD MAN THEN.  Now it's 30 years later and HE'S STILL AN OLD MAN.  Good for him SOUNDS LIKE HE'S GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT.  I believe his name syllables are the Slogan of the NRA.  MORE GUN FREE MAN.  Because TE MORE GUNS A MAN HAS TEH MORE FREE HE BECOMES.  It makes sense.  Almost TOO MUCH sense.  Not quite though.  Anyway going to laundromat early tomorrow morning.  AROUND 9 O CLOCK.  Great I get to do everything On Schedule after that.  Usually when I do chores I get Quest Bars.  Because my chore is usually Buying Mom cigarettes.  I don't think laundromat sells Quest Bars though.  They SHOULD.  I can imagine a SELF SERVE Laundromat having DISPENSARY MACHINE.  And in an alternate universe I can imagine Machine Vending Quest Bars.  Also I think you CAN Self Serve at this laundromat.  It's just not it's PRIMARY FUNCTION.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  No banging today!  Had a very early snack for Early afternoon and then a very early snack for Late Afternoon.  BUT I JUST DIDN'T HAVE ANOTHER ONE LATER ON.  So that's good.  What else is good.  A LOT OF THINGS I'M GLAD I ASKED....
   Not really.  Just finished tootsie pop in the sense that I'm finishing it NOW.  Figure I'll crack, "Open," a beer when I'm done with this chewing exercise.  Whatta watch for the rest of the night.  I guess have Mets game on in background at least until Entry is over.  Unless I wanna take LEGIT RECESS and watch something GOOD.  Like a CRYPTO TALES.  Anyway another Friday winding down.  What a great day.  I remember the part where I woke up.  Then nothing much happened.  Eventually ate some pretty good pizza, though!  Chicken roll looked good.  Probably more of a lunch than I'm comfortable with but not OBSCENELY more.  NOT AT ALL.  Anyway figure I'll write the standard six paragraphs for Act III Part I.  What else is going on and crap.  I got an interesting ONLY SEMI-REGULAR fiber-protein type bar from Super Market.  MORE INDULGENT cause it's DIPPED IN CHOCOLATE.  Like a chocolate candy bar on the outside!  Not too many calories though because That's More Or Less All There Is To It!  THE POINT IS I HAD THAT ONCE AND I'LL HAVE IT AGAIN.  I GOT LIKE FIVE MORE OF THESE OR SO.  OF COURSE I'LL HAVE THEM AGAIN!!!
    Anyway.  Pretty big fan of upcoming Tales Crypt episode!  Not 100% sure why.  I GET OFF on parts of it, so what, get off my back about it!  Anyway.  Seeing how I'm an hour behind NightTime schedule DOES THAT MEAN I take pills and go to bed AFTER 11:00 PM?!??!  That sounds AMAZING.  Really leaning into being a PRE-TEEN by GETTING OFF staying up Past 11.  Look I feel as a pre-teen I always stayed up past 11.  And I thusly GOT OFF ON IT always.  That kinda thing doesn't go away even if it becomes standard common place.  JUST MAKES YA GET OFF ON IT EVEN MORE SOMEHOW.  Hmm.  Guess my breakfast tomorrow is 2.5 black and whites!  Seems reasonable.  TOO reasonable.  Wait scratch that.  JUST reasonable.  Okay let's stick with that assessment for now.  Hmm.  Gotta imagine Gene Hackman is dead at this point.  We don't HAVE to imagine it.  We can look up conclusively whether or not it's the case.  Oh well what can ya do.
    Penultimate paragraph of Part I of Act III!  Good deal.  Maybe have Goldon Graham Barr for upcoming indulgence snack.  A bit of the hair of the dog that bit me.  On account of having 6 or 7 of them yesterday.  How many of these can I have left.  Can't be more than 2-4, right?  Either way in that case MAYBE I WANNA RATION EM OUT RESPONSIBLY.  Oh well such is life.  Golda Mier.  She was prime minister of Israel I feel.  And if not that exactly, something IN THAT SPIRIT.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP.  Golda Meir.  FOURTH PRIME RIB OF ISRAEL.  Probably a good one, too.  She was a lady.  Ladies as Prime Ribs?  LADIES START OUT AS RIBS THEY ALREADY ARE STARTING OFF FROM AHEAD OF THE GAME VS: A MAN.  Also am I an idiot or is it Not A Thing that Men have one less rib than women.  Cause if that was the case HEY GET BIBLE STORY PARABLE, THAT EXPLAINS A LOT.  But without it Kinda feels like we SHOULD be missing a rib.  Kinda inconsisitnaty with God's story here.  DON'T LIKE IT.  Better LTURQ.  NOPE WE ALL GOT SAME RIBS.
   Oh well such is life.  Hmm.  Dumb brother on the phone with my Mom and dad for like FIFTY MINUTES.  I WANTED TO GET THIS ORDER IN 45 MINUTES AGO AND YOU'RE JUST STARTING TO WRAP THINGS UP NOW??!  Oh well life goes on.  Probably.  IT HAS SO FAR.  That's a pretty good sign!  Hmm.  No Health Ice Cream Bar Re-uppance today with Super Market.  That's part of what they didn't send me!  LUCKILY I got enough things to last me a week if I have no more than 1 a day.  AND EVEN IF I DO HAVE more than 1 a day just once or twice.  GREAT I'm glad it's all working out forever in my favor.  Guess I'll put on that Tales Crypt episode during Recess.  Better than doing nothing!  Sounds like Being Dead.  If I'm doing literally nothing I'm Dead.  At least also taking into account that I'M ALIVE NOW.  If I was alive at some point and am not doing anything LATER we can't just say I NEVER EXISTED or WAS NEVER ANIMATED. Only reasonable conclusion is that I WAS ALIVE and now I AM DEAD.  Oh okay great glad we got that covered.  I'll be back soon!

    HEY!  Four more paragraphs to go.  Figure I'll watch 1.5 episodes of Tales Crypt when this is done.  Go to bed.  GOT Cookie Dough Quest Bar going on right now.  Gonna try to have NO OTHER SNACK until final beddtime ice cream health bar.  Also gonna start BEER #2 of 2 NOW.  Delicious what else is going on.  Look how good was Gold Meir as Prime Minister REALLY.  When we get down to BRASS TACKS.  MOST HISTORIANS SAY SHE WAS A SUCCESS STORY AS SECRETARY OF LABOR AND HOUSING, BUT FAILURE AS PRIME MINISTER.  Sounds like these historians GOT AN AXE TO GRIND.  You'll find that most negative historians HAVE A REASON TO TEAR DOWN rather than build up.  These historians sound ANTI-SEMETIC if I make borrow a phrase.  Whom am I borrowing that phrase from.  YOU'LL KNOW WHEN I KNOW.  Hmm.  What else is crap.  I dunno if I can LAST 50 minutes before eating something else.  I need to stuff something down my gullet IMMINENTLY.
    What else is up and crap.  Any good ANAGRAMS IN THE NEWS?  Not sure what that means.  Anyway let's just write three paragraphs and move on with your lives.  Had delicious Ham Sandwich with Kettle Chips as lunch today.  Ham Sandwich I give a B+.  Kettle Chips I give a B-.  ALTOGETHER I give it a B- somehow not sure how that math worked out BUT IT DID.  Kettle chips OVERPOWERING that overall grade, can't say for certain way!  I just call em like I see em!  Or maybe that's standard  THE QUALITY OF A MEAL IS EQUAL ONLY TO IT'S LEAST QUALITABLE FACTION.  SOUNDS like some reasonable way to Evaluate Lunches.  Not TOTALLY insane.  Hmm.  Toasted the bread well.  Off the top of my head I nailed that.  ALSO placed the slices of ham PRETTY evenly INSIDE the bread.  We're talkin' very balanced as opposed to being lopsided one direction or another to one side or another in the sandwich.  NICELY TOASTED.  EVENLY PLACED.  Kettl chips weren't great.  THAT'S LUNCH FOR YA.
     Penultimate paragraph of the night.  LOOK should I have had Birthday Barr tonight?  You could argue that!  Probably win that argument!  But the Cookie Dough Baarr wasn't TERRIBLE and you could make a solid argument for that as well!  The point is YOU CAN ARGUE ANYTHING YOU SET YOUR LITTLE HEART TO.  No one's gonna STOP you.  Then THEY'D look like dicks TRYING TO CUT OFF GOOD NATURED DISAGREEMENTS.  WHY ARE THEY TRYING TO SILENCE YOU one might ask.  Anyway huh.  Maybe leave over Bits Of Cheese for upcoming Chicken Roll lunch.  Eat more or less the thing but when there's bites that's Just cheese MAYBE JUST Leave THAT OVER.  It's called Strategy and I'M GREAT at it.  What else is up.  Not sure if I'm getting communal dinner tomorrow or not.  If NOT I might have chicken roll for DINNER and get Personal Delivery FOR LUNCH.  Or SOMETHING.  I don't have ALL TEH FACTS in front OF ME.  Anyway.  WHY was Trump having difficulty saying YESTERDAY.  Is it because PRONUNCIATION-wise it was a little bit too complicated for him?  Or was it because IMPLICATIONS of using That Word In That Context conveyed something he didn't want to convey?  I assumed it was the Conveying Things Thing because I HAVE GIVEN HIM TOO MUCH CREDIT.  Oh he doesn't wanna say this because it sends out the wrong message compared to what he wanted to say.  NOW THOUGH?  AFTER READING THE INTERNET?  MAYBE HE JUST DIDN'T FEEL COMFORTABLE HE'D, "NAIL," SAYING, "YESTERDAY."  At this point it's a 50/50 proposition based on the information I have available to me.
    Last paragraph of the day.  Just took pills.  Just gonna watch HALF an episode of Tales Crypt when this is over.  THEN BEDDYBYE TIME.  Sounds great sign me up for that RIGHT NOW.  Can't.  Gotta do this!  SIGN ME UP FOR THAT IN ROUGHLY 12 MINUTES.  Ok that sounds reasonable!  Hmm.  What was the number of days to election day I said yesterday? 111?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  SO today is 110 days out!  Roughly.  May be a day off in one direction or the other DEPENDING ON WHAT DAYS YOU COUNT.  Either way ALRIGHT 110 days to GET IT RIGHT.  By which case I mean GET IT LEFT.  Also Slogan for 2022 GET IT LEFT.  We'll put that in the Maybe Pile.  ARE YOU KIDDING ME WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR PILES.  WE ONLY HAVE 3.5 MONTHS!!!  If we're starting piles now that's gonna take FOREVER.  Well that's about it for now.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-10:31 P.M.

Thursday, July 21, 2022

I'll Come Up With Something Better Later

    Hey!  About an hour, an hour 10 minutes behind schedule!  Gonna try to fit in all walks as a priority, but will most likely not hit a full 25 paragraphs over the course of the day.  IN FACT Act I I'm just aiming for 5 paragraphs instead of 10!  But it's SOMETHING.  All the way into 1/3rd of first walk I was imagining skipping entry completely!  This way we all get a little something out of the deal!  OH NO Covid has Biden.  I mean Biden has covid.  Although Covid having Biden kind if is accurate, too!  It's like Covid is VENOM.  Venom HAD Peter Parker!  Diseases can have people, sure, that makes sense too.  Either way I wish him either a speedy recovery or a full recovery.  You can get the recovery done RIGHT or you can get it done QUICK.  The bowls are in his court!  So that's good.  January Hearing Tonight!  TWO HOURS.  At first I was like HEY I WANTED 2.5 HOURS WHAT'S THIS BULLSHIT.  Then I realized OH PERECT that lines up right with when my BedTime is.  Gotta imagine they took that into consideration.  BENNIE THOMPSON CHAIRING REMOTELY cause he has covid.  WOW.  Technology!  This is gonna be a BLAST AND A HALF.  Anyway I dunno.
    Yeah!  Have NO IDEA how many paragraphs this entry will end up being.  Could be 15!  Could be 25!  I guess I have SOME idea it turns out.  Anyway.  Chicken fingers for lunch.  Salami Omelet + Freedom Fries + Garlic Bread for dinner!  AMAZING.  I THINK i did NONE MightNight Snacking last night BUT I had early breakfast and had SMALL Fiber Brownie a couple of hours after that.  NOT SO BAD.  Also early breakfast was 5 Assorted Cookies!  That was fun!  I'd do it again if I have to!  EVEN IF I DON'T HAVE TO.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into what I could get from Super Market.  And/or whether we should delay Super Market a day or two if it means we can get Cold and Freezered stuff by putting it back!  Gonna have to look into this hardcore.  By which I mean kinda let my dad look into it and have him update me periodically.  Let's call newspapers periodicals again.  I guess.  Definition of Periodical is magazine or newspaper published at regular intervals.  For some reason periodically SOUNDS TO ME the opposite.  That it can't be quite predicted when it will occur.  Oh well guess I'm dumb!
    Okay.  I believe I had 4 good sized chicken fingers.  Plan is to have THREE with some Kettle Chips.  Save the last one as Oh I Don't Know maybe an indulgant snack at some point?  I could see myself being in the mood for a Chicken Finger snack eventually!  Anyway.  DANG I got Fuji Apples last week and still haven't had any.  Probably should have one today.  Just to prove to myself AND EVERYONE ELSE I'm gonna get SOMETHING out of these apples.  Hmm.  National Foods Of The Tomorrow are... Mango Day and National Penuche Fudge Day.  Mango is a TROPICAL fruit.  Right?  Lemme LTURQ.  SWEET, CIRTRUS, AND ALMOST MELON-like.  CARNEGIEMELLON.  That settles that.  Now let's see WHAT THE HELL that other one is.  Penuche Fudge.  Like fudge but LIGHTER.  Well that settles that.  I guess.  Not sure I've ever had just a wad of fudge.  I've had fudge in plenty of contexts.  Probably.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  January Hearing tonight!  OH NO ONLY 2 HOURS.  I thought they were gonna do Awesome Thing o playing Riot with a split screen of what Trump was doing.  TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE I guess.  Or maybe THEY DO DO THAT but just not the entire 3+ hours.
    WE'LL FIND OUT what they got up their sleeves for tonight!  Hopefully SHOULDERS.  That's usually what's up my sleeves.  Possibly arms too.  Really depends how long your sleeves are!  And if you have arms and/or shoulders.  Anyway figure I'll pour some coffee after this paragraph.  AS OF NOW I'm taking a walk in about 25 minutes.  Maybe as much as 40 minutes.  Not sure if its worth pouring coffee jus for 20 minutes.  I GUESS I'LL DO IT ANYWAY.  What's the worst that could happen.  DEATH AND DESTRUCTION.  Yeah but BESIDES that.  Hmm.  Probably said this 2 years ago but is Covid a synonym of the New Pornographers song/album title TWIN CINEMA?  Co Vid (eo).  Twin Cinema.  Good thing we circled back around to that 24 months later.  What else is crap. EH.  Guess I'll go get coffee now!  What else is up.  Got lots of good snack ideas today.  Oh okay that's important glad we got to that.
   Hmm.  Possible I do a shorter Act I but longer Act II!  And Act III I DUNNO YET WE'LL SEE HOW I FEEL.  Good.  1/3rd into Official Summer.  That doesn't sound good.  Summer is the MIDDLE of the year.  Further we get into summer FURTHER WE GET INTO THE YEAR.  And the end of the year is WORTH DREAD.  Ya know on account of Important High Stakes Election that most likely aren't gonna go very well.  WE STILL GOT THREE AND A HALF MONTHS UNTIL THEN THOUGH.  Let's count down the days exactly.  What day we at.  111 days out.  GREAT.  So much time to build momentum!  Then lose momentum.  THEN BUILD THAT SUCKER BACK UP AGAIN.  Sounds reasonable.  Saw a poll that a huge driver in Democrats improving General Congressional Poll numbers are ELDERLY.  People over 65!  CREDIT WHERE CREDIT IS DUE.  One poll they showed had +65 people going I think 61-39 R in congressional polls a few months ago and now it's 49-47 D.  LOOK YOUNG PEOPLE ARE THE FUTURE and our turn out MAY be the deciding factor.  But CREDIT WHERE CREDIT'S DUE-- old people are FIGURING IT OUT!  Well done old people.
    Sixth paragraph!  Probably aim for seven or eight overall I guess.  Also credit where credit is due-- JUST ONE POLL OF MANY.  No reason to take this one single poll as gospel!  Oh well such is life.  I feel like Democratic Fundraising e-mails might turn off me off Democrats more than possibly any other thing.  Logically I'm okay with them lying and stretching truths and behind misleading about lots of stuff on the basis hey if it gets them more fundraising I guess they know what they're doing.  But CONSTANTLY reading these Misleading Statements And Crap in e-mails SLOWLY ERODES my ability to trust or believe in ANYTHING they say in OTHER contexts.  So that's something to consider.  You wouldn't wanna lose my trust!  IT'S IMPORTANT FOR SOME REASON.  What else is going on.  At this point I guess I'm aiming for an even 8 paragraphs for the act.  Sounds reasonable!  TWO MORE TO GO. 
    Gotta think about THE BIG PICTURE.  Tell us TRUTHS and we'll believe you more DOWN THE LINE in OTHER contexts.  So that's good.  Is there a real contingent of Democratic voters who are really ALL IN for Nancy Pelosi?  Must be, right?  Probably in CALIFORMIA.  That's where she's from!  California Democrats like her or something, I dunno!  JUST LIKE HOW I"m A CHUCK SCHUMER STAN.  That may or may not be correct.  Leaning towards Incorrect.  He's fine.  Wears glasses.  Can't argue with that!  Anyway what else is up.  Gonna write an eighth paragraph for the act!  Figure I should be able to get to a regular 25 overall!  Not sure how Lunch Act is gonna go though.  Could be harder to write 10-12 paragraphs there than A Post-Dinner Act.  WE'LL SEE I GUESS AND WHATKNOT.  Anyway.  Saw some clips of British News/Talk Shows where they're talking about Climate Change Destructive Heat in positive terms.  HEY THIS IS GREAT VERY PLEASANT WHAT'S EVERYONE'S PROBLEM.  Love it.  LET THEM SAY THAT SHIT IN HELL WHERE THEY'RE GOING.  They'll have PLENTY of time AND RESOURCES to downplay Heat In Hell.
    I guess.  Anyway.  Act I went by real quick.  No problem writing a full 8 of 10 paragraphs!  Good deal!  Some baseball games are back today but NO METS.  Their next game is tomorrow evening!  Go figure!  What else is up.  Only watched ONE Tales Crypt at bedtime last night.  GREAT DEAL.  Now I got the other one to watch TODAY.  Hmm.  Any good films to watch today.  Let's check SHUTTER The SCREAMING SERVICE if there's any, "Slam Dunks," I should watch.  HMM no slam dunks but lots of options that might be okay.  What else is crap.  BENNIE THOMPSON chairing committee REMOTELY because he has Covid.  THERE'S A PRO.  Set up some video stuff and whatknot.  Hopefully he's wearing a mask in case others are in the room with him.  PLAY IT SAFE that's MY motto.  Anyway I dunno.  Gonna get SOME Bakery thing from upcoming Super Market.  Whether it's just mini black and whites or AN ALL OUT CAKE I dunno.  All out cake sounds BETTER but also A MUCH BIGGER COMMITMENT.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.

Why Not That's Plausible

    Hey!  Gonna write 7-10 paragraphs this act.  Meaning between the first two acts I HIT REGULAR TARGET.  But Act III is a wildcard in terms of what's happening then!  MAYBE HAVE OMELET FOR LUNCH AND CHICKEN FINGERS FOR DINNER.  SEE LIKE I TOLD YOU A CRAP SHOOT.  Anyway what else is going on.  Could easily have halfway indulgent Goldon Graham Barr for upcoming snack.  WAIT A SECOND.  BIG DEAL-- just spelled indulgent right!  We're talking EVERY ENTRY I need to correct it TWENTY TIMES.  Today?  Just now?  I FIGURED IT OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL.  Probably not FOR ALL.  But ONCE at least.  Indulgent.  There we go.  "E," not an, "A."  THAT'S THE KICKER TO REMEMBER. Anyway got coffee .5 going.  We're talkin only had half a cup for act I.  Didn't even fill it up just now!  Jus finishing what was there.  MAY POUR MORE LATER THOUGH.  GOOD I'm glad.  Hmm.   Just added all the stuff I want to Super Market order.  Didn't flat out REJECT things.  So I dunno whether they'd go through or not!  Either way wanna have Chinese Food this upcoming week COME HELL OR HIGH WATER.  Preferably High Water.  Sounds A LOT better than Hell.  Well how high is this water and how permanent is it.
   Anyway.  Six paragraphs to go, let's say.  Aim for 7 overall!  Sounds reasonable.  What kinda crap do I got on The TV for the afternoon.  Maybe some SIMPSONS.  Last think I watched was SPRANGE on DISNEY PLUT.  They got Simpsons there too.  That's good.  Also I have FIVE chicken fingers.  One or two of them are smaller than the other ones.  WELL ALL OF THEM AR SMALLER OR BIGGER THAN THE OTHER ONES.  I HIGHLY DOUBT each of these fingers OR EVEN TWO OF THEM are exactly the same size.  DEFIES MOST LOGIC.  Then again I dunno.  You get a chicken ring from White Castle those suckers are all the same size.  So I guess it's not as MAD as I would have had you believe two sentences ago.  HEY maybe I should eat some chicken rings.  DELICIOUS.  Chicken in a ring form.  WHERE DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF.  AND WHY.  AND WHOM.  Yeah.  Right now only 18 can pack of light beer they got is Bud Light.  I can LIVE with that.  I think that's the one that's slightly more calories.  I can LIVE with that as a one-of thing.  EVEN a two-off thing.  TWELVE-OFF THING NOW YOU'RE PUSHING IT.
    What else.  Maybe play some CIVILIZATION SEVEN.  Or FIVE.  Whichever one I got.  Made very very little progress the first time or two I tried playing it after I got it.  Not even sure I figured out how to Settle A Second City.  Well that' easy get on board with... uh... what's that famous guy's name who founded second city... I wanna say LOU BROCK.  Let's LTURQ.  HMM Wikipedia is giving me answers that aren't what I'm looking for BUT I just thought of the name DEL CLOSE.  Is HE a Big Wig at the Second City?  Oh he was founder of iO Theater.  PARTIAL CREDIT.   I was 100% wrong but IN MY WRONGNESS you could UNDERSTAND my confusion.  That's worth a few points right there I feel!  Hmm.  I dunno.  If Chicago is 2nd city what is 3rd city.  Better LTURQ.  Off the top of my head ST LOUIS???  I dunno I feel like that be overperforming for St Louis but then again WHY NOT.  Let's LTURQ.  What am I looking up exactly.  What is the third city.  YEAH THAT.  Okay then let's LTURQ if it'll make me happy.  NOT SEEING ANYTHING about a Third City.  I think it's POSSIBLE Chicago is both Second City AND Third City.  Sounds cool.  Good for them!  Gonna re-up with coffee and soda now.
    Four paragraphs to go presumably!  Okay let's do that in Oh I Don't Know 35 minutes comfortably.  Sounds reasonable.  Anyway.  Not liking what I'm reading about Long Covid.  TWERE IT NOT for living with vulnerable parents, I'd probably be doing Riskier Business.  Going into movies at the least.  Possibly finding some Open Mics at the most.  BUT if I get covid I can't just shrug it off.  MIGHT STAY WITH ME.  Gotta look up those Long Covid Numbers at some point.  Either way at some point we have to move on with our lives.  YEAH.  IN THE SAME ISOLATION DIRECTION I'VE BEEN MOVING ON WITH THEM THE LAST 2.5 YEARS.  To be fair it's more like 2.33 Years.  LET'S CALL A SPADE A SPADE.  Dunno WHAT ELSE to call it.  Makes a TON of sense to call it that.  So that's good!  Anyway what else is up.  Three more paragraphs after this one.  MAYBE write a bonus paragraph or two as well.  We'll see how I, "Feel!"  Anyway I was ready to watch a Marvel series about America Chavez but NOTHING YET.  I was SURE that the context they had her in for this film as either a lead up to OR a pay-off from a limited series.  NOPE.  The good news is I looked up her age but I can't remember if it's 14 or 16.  FOURTEEN IS A CHILD.  16 IS A TEENAGER.  NEITHER IS AN ADULT.  But I feel like at 16 I could have a conversation with someone and at 14 I'd be like OH SHOOT OKAY SO WHAT CARTOONS DO YOU LIKE ON THE DISNEY CHANNEL.
   That sort of thing.  HEY SHE'S 16.  I can talk to a 16 year old girl!  I NEVER did when I was a teenager (OR AFTER!) but at this point I feel like now that there are no Sex Stakes LET'S HAVE A GOOD CONVERSATION ABOUT THINGS.  Guess I could talk to 16 year old boys, too!  LET'S HAVE A GOOD CONVERSATION ABOUT TEENAGE GIRLS.  That sort of thing.  What's wrong with me.  A LOT now that you bring it up!  When I was 14 I THOUGHT I was sentient.  Maybe I was, maybe I wasn't!  Can't remember for sure.  Hmm I was 14 in 2003 for the most part.  I remember having Conscious Thoughts back then.  Vaguely.  Interesting.  What else is up.  Could always talk to Dr. Strange.  Wait am I talking to the actors or the characters.  That's a good question.  Didn't really think about that one.  Not sure really.  Oh well that's life I guess.  SIXTH PARAGRAPH OF THE ACT COMING UP SOON.  Amazing.  Another day where I almost skipped the entry but ended up Not Doing That.  I WIN AGAIN.  WE ALL WIN.  YOU GET TO READ NUNSENSE.
   Sure.  If I'm getting delicious 2 or 3 part'r DoorDash Lunch CHINESE FOOD is top choice.  Then some sort of FAST FOOD.  Including CHIPOTLE which is more in line with Chinese Food than other Fast Foods because OF THE RICE FACTOR.  Or maybe get chicken and lamb with rice from Cart on my walk.  TOO RISKY.  Not sure why.  I feel like if I divide it into 3 meals it's not really so unhealthy.  JUST DO IT that's my Motto.  Then NIKE stole it and PAID ME NOTHING for it.  GOD DAMN SHOES.  Always mucking things up for me!  Hmm.  Figure I'll write 2 more paragraphs after this one.  16 between Acts I and II instead of 15!  Only write 9 or so for Act III during Lunch time.  Also PROBABLY Jus having lunch during recess of Act III instead of during typing.  PROBABLY.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Anyway.  OLD PEOPLE getting on board with Democrats!  Now YOUNG PEOPLE gotta step up.  Not sure what they're stepping up TOWARDS.  THE SECOND FLOOR I GUESS.  Or if they're on the second floor MAYBE THE ATTIC.  Either way 2 more paragraphs.
    Sure!  Delicious.  Little bit of crunch time for upcoming walks but nothing crazy.  GOT HOT POCKETS IN MY BACK POCKET TOO for a meal.  Or a Meal Replacement Cookie.  Or WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT if I get food from OUTSIDE the house.  What else is up.  I'm SCARED January Hearing will be a let down.  I can't handle MENTALLY being like OH NO ACTUALLY THIS ONE WAS KIND OF A BUST.  No reason to expect it will be.  But there's reasons to presume it's PLAUSIBLE it might be.  Solid chance that could happen even if it's under 50%!  WOW PLAUSIBLE you gotta be kidding me.  Hmm.  BETTER BE an upcoming Spiderman movie existing in Tobey Maguire's universe.  I dunno about BETTER BE.  But that'd HIT SOME SORT OF SPOT.  And at this point why not they can do that it's well within the realm of plausibility of what they've set up.  Oh well such is life.  Jeez.  Any other super heroe's I like to see as Old Super Heroes.  SURE let's see some Jack Nichelson joker.  I think he only gave a B/B+ by today's standards but I feel like if he had another shot 35 years later he'd KNOCK IT OUT OF THE PARK.  Also Joker is DC comics not Marvel.  OR SO IT WOULD SEEM!  Also Jack Nichelson might be dead.  Solid 80% chance he's alive though.  GREAT if he's dead that'd require EVEN BETTER acting.  THIS JERK IS STILL ALIVE A 85 YEARS OLD.
    YEAH.  Last paragraph for now.  Good deal!  Gonna have to put snacks in fridge before upcoming walk if I want them Slightly Refridgerated by the time I have them AFTER shower after walk.  Okay that sounds fair.  Hmm.  Dad just got back from his walk.  Good deal!  My walk time will be in Oh I Don't Know NINE MINUTES.  The time I'm leaving he front door.  Let's imagine NINE MINUTES from RIGHT NOW.  Could be sooner!  COULD BE LATER I GUESS.  Ugh.  Maybe having Acts I and II between 5 and 10 paragraphs is a good routine!  Instead of 10/5, maybe I can do something like 8/8 like today!  Gonna have to think about that.  Probably WILL NEVER get around to think about that and just stick with what I've been doing.  Oh okay that sounds good too.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Not a long break at all from now to Act III.  We're talkin like an hour fourty five minutes.  Okay that's good.  Only gotta write NINE paragraphs Act III!  Very possibly more.  Possibly less!  THE POINT IS I'M DONE FOR NOW.  See ya soon.

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    HEY!  Took my latest walk 20-30 minutes late because of Heavy Rain.  Still on track to doing things more or less normally.  HOWEVER I will have lunch about 20-30 minutes later than usual.  Let's say around paragraph 4.  Don't think I'm gonna take any recesses!  Just aim to write 10 paragraphs.  Maybe anywhere between 8 and 12.  10 sounds fine.  A BONUS paragraph overall throughout the day.  GREAT.  Now I'm gonna start beer #1 of Potentially 2.  Hmm delicious Afternoon Beer.  Been a while since I had one of those.  Couple of months or so!  Think I'm just gonna have chicken fingers and kettle chips for upcoming lunch.  Maybe put chicken fingers in MICROWAVE.  TO HEAT THEM UP.  That's what I use microwave for.  That and to study it to see if I can build nuclear bomb by experimenting with microwave.  The only way to stop a bad guy with a nuclear bomb is a good guy with a nuclear bomb.  And I THINK I'm a good guy.  Solid 70/30 odds I'm A Good Guy.  I LIKE TOHSE ODDS.
   Anyway what else is up.  WHAT TO WATCH before January Hearing.  Maybe some Simpsons.  Take a TALES break.  Or maybe not, what do I know.  Hmm.  Looks like only 18 pack of cans of beer is BUD LIGHT.  Gonna get me some of that!  I think it's more calories than other kinds.  Like 15 more calories per beer!  THAT AMOUNTS TO OVER 300 CALORIES OVERALL OVER 18 Beers.  YOU DO TE MATH YOUR SELF.  IN FACT IT'S AROUND 400 CALORIES NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.  That's about an extra 1/9th of a pound I'm gonna be carrying.  WAIT SPOILER ALERT LEMME RE-DO THAT MATH.  150 calorie extra over 10 beers.  300 calories extra would be 20 beers.  SOUNDS LIKE 270 calorie extra over 18.  SORRY ABOUT THAT.  The good news is I caught myself in time before something CATASTROPHIC happened.  This could have EASILY led to a Y2K scenario.  Hopefully we nipped that in the bud.  Light.  The light beer with slightly more calories.  Anyway what else is crap.
   Not 100% thrilled with what might happen for tonight January Hearing but they've been pretty good at exceeding my expectations.  And also just the fact that it's PRIME TIME makes me think THEY'RE GONNA PULL OUT MOST IF NOT ALL THE STOPS.  So that should be fun.  GOOD.  I LIKE FUN.  My favorite thing in the world other than MORE fun.  And also sometimes LESS fun.  Sometimes you want a break from fun.  Probably.  Is RELAXATION fun.  Just some Time Off From Everything.  Yep that sounds like FUN ITSELF.  Oh well what can ya do.  Not have lunch in a few sentences.  I'm not ready yet!  Maybe wait until after fifth paragraph at this rate!  GOOD DEAL.  My Dad called Super Market and it looks like if I was able to add it to the cart and save it, they SHOULD be able to have it in stock and send it to me tomorrow!  GOOD DEAL I think I'm getting EVERYTHING I would have wanted.  Except for the beer thing.  Which is probably unrelated.  Anyway.  LEAVING ROOM FOR A NICE DOORDASH LUNCH DELIVERY THE NEXT WEEK.  You know FOR FUNS SAKE?  What else is going on.  Chicken finger lunch good.  Omelet with bread and fries dinner good.  Snacks gonna be good.  TOMORROW will be okay.  THAT'S ABOUT ALL I GOT GOING RIGHT NOW BUT SO FAR SO GOOD.
   YEAH.  Facing North on External Keyboard as I normally do for Act IIIs.  HOWEVER this time around I'm not done doing sit-up/push-ups for the day so I take a break every 2 paragraphs to do that.  GO FIGURE.  Sometimes I take a break after ONE paragraph to do it.  GO FIGURE.  Ok can I figure the last two things at the same time or do I have to do them separately.  AT THE SAME TIME IS FINE.  I'LL ALLOW IT.  Ok great.  Hmm.  Re-upping with FROSTED FLAKES but not Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  SAFER.  HEALTHIER.  PERHAPS MORE DELICIOUS.  Somewhat MILDER sure but in the end that's JUST WHAT I NEED in my life.  So that's good.  Now all I have to do is make egg whites.  Also about 97 other things.  But MOSTLY just make egg whites.  Oh okay good.  Anyway what else do I got going for me.  THAT'S ABOUT IT.  Don't even have a nice NightTime entry to look forward to.  Solidly can have nighttime beer.  Dunno if I'd want it DURING January Hearing.  And after January Hearing is right around bedtime.  So maybe I have a beer after hearing to celebrate going to bed.
   LUNCH TIME COMIN' UP IMMINENTLY.  Go figure.  Might get Chinese Food Lunch as soon as tomorrow!  More likely I wait a day or so. So I can have Already Got Sandwich.  Might as well get ONE sandwich out of the way before 3 part'r delivery at least.  MAKES SENSE.  LOTTA SENSE.  GO FIGURE how much sense this is making.  Anyway bad thing about chicken finger lunch is it's gonna go by REAL quick.  LOOK I know I have 4.5 fingers but 3 is the appropriate amount I TINK to have.  Maybe I'm misunderestimating calories and I SHOULD have all 4.5 with some kettle chips.   I CAN'T TAKE THAT RISK THOUGH.  Maybe I can but I WON"T.  That's not how I do things!  Hmm.  Just finished beer #1.  Figure I'll wait till I'm done with lunch to start beer #2.  WILL I write Entry while eating lunch?  I dunno!  It'll take like 5 minutes either way so IT'S NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.  The good news is HERE THAT COMES RIGHT NOW.  Be back in just a little bit.
    HEY!  Put in 3.5 chicken fingers into microwave afterall.  And maybe 3-4 Kettle Chips more than I anticipated onto plate.  GOOD DEAL.  Also brought up beer #2.  The point is all I have to do is write 4-5 more paragraphs and I guess my chores for the day are done.  Gonna get up EARLY tomorrow.  So I can definitely Accept Super Market Delivery during their purported window and time AND presumably try to get in an Act I Of Entry before hand too.  Anyway what do I got in store for next 3.5 hours.  three walks off the top of my head.  Might be done raining for today.  NOTHING IS STOPPING ME from taking these walks Pretty Pleasantly.  Maybe it'll rain more.  Lemme LTURQ.  DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HIGH ODDS IT'LL RAIN.  Might rain the next 2 hours but EVEN THAT is low odds.  So I got all that going for me is the point.  What else is the point.  Think I'll just aim for 9 paragraphs this act.  To keep it at 25 overall.  Also that way ONLY THREE TO GO.
   Amazing.  I think ULTIMATELY I ended up with the right portion of lunch.  Got half or a full chicken finger left over!  PUT THAT SUCKER IN A SANDWICH BAG.   When I ultimately eat it is ANYONE'S GUESS.  Possibly MULTIPLE people's guess.  No reason not to suspect that more than one person will submit what turns out to be the accurate guess.  Amazing.  HEY just had last small chicken finger JUST NOW. Cold.  WHO HAD THAT ON THEIR BINGO CARD.  Well done.  Your prize is THE KNOWLEDGE OF A JOB WELL DONE.  Also what else is going on.  Makes sense to eat the entire chicken finger appetizer.  That's what THEY WANTED me to eat.  AND I DID.  And Kettle chips weren't obscenely adding on!  If anything LESS than a SAUCE might have added on.  The point is I also think I had half of one chicken finger yesterday.  So all in all I'M RIGHT ON TARGET.  The good news is HEY two more paragraphs to go then I take a nice walk with plenty of time to do other stuff like more walks and whatknot.
    WHICH WORE IT BETTER.  Microwaved chicken fingers or cold chicken fingers?  I feel like for today specifically MICROWAVED edged out COLD but it was pretty close all things considered.  Hmm good deal.  Get to have a goldon graham barr as upcoming snack in about 1 hour fourty five minutes.  Hey that's a GREAT DEAL.  LOOK TODAY IS GONNA BE GREAT heavily depending on Quality Of January Hearing.  I'M BANKING ON IT BEING A 7+/10.  PROVE ME WRONG!  Time may well prove me wrong.  GOOD THAT'S EXPLICITLY WHAT I ASKED FOR.  OBVIOUSLY I'M ON BOARD WITH SOMETHING HAPPENING THAT I ASKED FOR.  Get out of here with that bullshit.  Maybe have 3rd beer BEFORE January Hearing with Dinner.  Like 15-30 minutes before Hearing.  HMM THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  ONLY TIME WILL TELL. That's a relief!  I thought I might have to figure it out for myself!  Turns out TIME is gonna do all the busy work and give me an answer for which I have done nothing to deserve!
    Last paragraph of the... day.  Hmm.  Sounds okay I guess.  Can't wait to be done with these kettle chips.  Go back to POP chips.  YA GET MORE OF EM FOR THE AMOUNT OF CALORIES.  MORE BANG FOR YOUR BUCK.  That sort of thing.  Hmm what else is up and crap.  Is this the first primetime January Hearing since the first one?  I feel like they may have also had another one at some point.  Lemme LTURQ.  THIS IS TAKING ME LONGER THAN 30 SECONDS TO FIGURE OUT.  NO THANK YOU.  I'll just move on with my life IN THAT CASE sorry not sorry.  Okay.  What do I got in store for breakfast tomorrow.  Most likely Pop Tart + Ice Cream Sandwich.  A CLASSIC.  And I still have Possibly Only One Ice Cream Sandwich so might as well just KNOCK IT OUT tomorrow.  Main alternative is Health Frozen Breakfast Sandwich.  Well great now we're all caught up on the important issues!  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-4:25 P.M.

Wednesday, July 20, 2022

I'm Used To This

    Hey!  About 15-30 minutes behind schedule today.  Should fit in everything more or less normally.  Dad might take his walk after my 2nd walk instead of 3rd though which is more convenient FOR ME.  Anyway Fresh Direct has problem with their refrigeration and it looks like I can't get any Fridge or Freezer stuff for upcoming order.  THAT'S ALL THE MOST IMPORTANT STUFF!!!  Then again now that I think about it HEY great opportunity to get some DOORDASHES for lunch upcoming week.  WOW now that I think about it THIS IS GREAT.  Anyway wow that turned around pretty quickly.  Hmm.  Got chicken parm for lunch today.  Lobbying for Deli for tonight/tomorrow dinner.  POSSIBLY tomorrow lunch.  Maybe tomorrow lunch I get started on next week and get CHINESE FOOD OR SOMETHING.  Nah hold on until Friday for that.  Get a bonus DELI meal for lunch.  Hey that's great I love it.  What else is up.  Better check NEWS to see if something TERRIBLE has happened.  Doesn't look like anything Breaking News exactly.  Hmm.  I think the Secret Service are DICKS.  They're literally like hey we got ONE text message.  You want that?  They're just fucking with us!
    Look is their name secret service?  YES.  But I like my secret service NOT to engage in attempted coups.  Also if I was Biden I DON'T TRUST THESE JERKS.  Maybe he vetted his specific jerks.  I would assume/hope so!  Also apparently Secret Service is where THE EXPERTS GO to retrieve, "Lost," digital information like texts.  So them saying nope can't do it is just really insulting to our intelligence!  THESE JERKS.  Hmm.  Got some Doctor Strange to watch this afternoon.  HEY let's see how All Star Game turned out.  LAST I CHECKED American League was Leading The Way!  YEP the final score was the one I Left At.  Hmm.  Any METS do anything after HBP Met.  PETE ALONSO DREW A WALK.  Amazing.  What else is up.  What did I dream last night that was my Alternate Reality.  I don't remember.  I guess my alternate realities are hard to remember for some reason!  Go figure!  Don't remember exactly but based on wrapper evidence had a SMALL amount of MightNight snacking last night.  And I DO vaguely remember stopping myself once or twice from having ANOTHER one.
    Chocolate Chip Pancake for breakfast.  Delicious.  Liked wearing undershirt last night.  Maybe I make that ROUTINE.  Not sure how many of these undershirts I got at this point.  Let's see if I have ANY other clean ones.  Oh okay I got a bunch.  Good.  GREAT.  What Tales Crypt am I up to.  I SHOULD know this.  Dang.  Lemme LTURQ.  OH.  Rita Rudner/Richard Lewis one.  I can live with that.  Probably.  Maybe it'll kill me, I dunno!  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Junk Food Day and National Lamington Day.  WHAT THE HELL IS THAT CRAP.  Delicious Australian Cake with coconut stuff and chocolate stuff.  Sounds good to me. You had me at DELICIOUS.  Hmm.  Lamington is a weird word, though.  That's something we should all keep in mind.  HEY speaking of dessert DELI DESSERT is great for 2 breakfasts.  Possibly too indulgent!  FEELS and LOOKS like it's too much.  But NUMBER WISE how many calories can What They Present As A Single Slice be?  So there's a lot of ambiguity there!  Hmm.  Any sorta SWEETS meal I can have today.  Meal replacement cookie for lunch.  Only thing I can think of!  And/or the 5 or so snacks I have over the course of he day.  You'd think that'd do the trick!
    Hmm.  What else is up.  Got about an hour to write seven paragraphs comfortably.  In case my Dad wants to take his walk after My UPCOMING Walk.  Hmm.  What else is up and crap.  Writing another entry today!  Considered skipping it again this morning.  Oh well.  Life is what it is.  Unless if it is what's in your dream.  Not sure what life is then!  Dreams aren't fully thought out for me.  Guess in alternate universes things aren't that comprehensible.  Makes sense.  I'm sure to SOME other universes THIS ONE is pretty incomprehensible too!  Makes sense!  What else is up.  OH HEY I still got 3 sandwiches of meals for next week.  PLANNING AHEAD WITH SANDWICHES IS REALLY PAYING OFF.  Turkey.  Ham.  Pastrami.  AMAZING!  So that's good I guess.  Still plenty of room for a 2 or 3 Part'r Chinese Food or whatever.  This is great I guess or something!  Anyway national hot dog day today.  Plausible I get Hot Dog tonight.  Maybe not entirely Most Likely.  BUT POSSIBLE.  I like saying, "Plausible" as a synonym for, "Possible."  Feels fancy.  Also more specific.  I think.
   The point is SINBAD WOULD NEVER TRY TO THROW A COUP AND THEN COVER IT UP.  He'd FOIL the coopers.  Also who was the actor that played VILLAIN in that film.  I feel like it's 50% chance it's someone I'd recognize the name.  Also who plays SINBAD'S AUTHORITY FIGURE.  Feels PLAUSIBLE I know that guy's name too.  Let's LTURQ.  ALSO WE'RE TALKING ABOUT THE MAJOR MOTION PICTURE, "FIRST KID."  AS IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW.  Anyway.  NOPE don't recognize either of their names.  But for BOTH it's entirely plausible I HAD seen them before and/or after here and there.  Decent careers!  So that's good.  WHERE HAS SINBAD BEEN.  Why no Sinbad lately?  Lemme LTURQ.  I dunno.  Been working VERY sporadically but I don't see any good reason why.  SINBAD IS GOOD.  LET'S GET SOME GOOD IN HERE.  Why NOT.  Anyway.  Guy who played the kid RAN AS AN INDEPENDENT CANDIDATE in 2020 Election.  ALSO apparently is really wealthy based on CRYPTO and stuff like that.  Hey things really panned out for this guy.  Good for him I guess!  WHAT THE HELL HE HAS LIKE A BILLION DOLLARS.  Not JUST crypto stuff he's involved in.  Anyway WOW.
    Coffee time!  I heard Sinbad on a podcast recently.  By which I mean roughly 2018.  In the big scheme of things kinda recently.  Coulda been before then.  Cuolda been 2019.  WOW 2019!  THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE FUTURE.  It's actually THE PAST though.  The NINE at the end threw me off.  I'm used to SMALL digits at the end.  What else is going on and crap.  Enjoying Doctor Strange!  Sam Raimi at the helm is really paying off!  When it's all said and done EASY in my top 5 favorite directors.  I dunno about EASY.  I guess it's relatively simple.  I could go through Who Might Be My Favorites now but NO SPOIlERS.  Maybe I'll think about it BY MYSELF later and keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Also I've got No Unique Taste.  All my favorites are Pretty Obvious Ones.  Hmm.  Anyone I can think of that wouldn't be obvious?  Hmm.  Have people heard the good news about Robert Zemeckis.  Probably!  What else is crap.  Gonna wanna write 4 paragraphs in 35 minutes!  Amazing.
    Yeah!  Whose the Show Runner for January Hearings.  They're doing a good job.  Lemme LTURQ.  Former President of ABC News.  Good for him.  He's gonna be offered lots of jobs after this one!  They're gonna want him to do the responses to ALL the upcoming coup attempts.  Amazing.  SEVENTH PARAGRAPH.  What's a good upcoming snack.  Probably Keto Brownie.  Can't go wrong there!  Got the saturated fat my body craves.  Anyway, I dunno!  Jeez.  Probably watch a Tales Crypt or two before getting back into 2nd half of Doctor Strange.  Anyway.  Any other Marvel Movies available to me after Doctor Strange?  I don't THINK SO but I'll CHECK because THAT'S THE KIND OF GUY I AM.  NOPE.  Thor movie currently in theaters.  Not gonna go watch that though!  Maybe from a safe distance.  Maybe I can watch it in theaters FROM MY HOME.  NOPE TOO MANY WALLS.  I can't see through all these walls!  Gotta imagine there's a super hero who can see through walls.  Then again ON THE OTHERSIDE there's a super hero where Seeing Through Walls is his KRYPTONITE.
    Three paragraphs to go!  YEAH.  Tales From The Kryptonite.  Hmm.  I'd like to re-up with some contact lenses.  Makes sense.  Hmm.  Just re-upped with Klonopin.  Now I can try taking them at Bedtimes again to see if that helps with MightNight snacking.  I DID take one at bedtime last night.  Maybe it helped, maybe it didn't!  Had a small single mightnight snack PER MY UNDERSTANDING.  Hmm.  Salami Omelet from Deli.  Two part'r meal.  Hmm.  Think I'll enjoy some Kids Chicken Parm for lunch.  MAYBE drizzle some BBQ sauce on it if I can do it RESPONSIBLY.  Don't wanna SMOTHER dish with it.  JUST A BIT to see what happens!  What else is going on and crap.  Tomorrow night is January Hearing.  Bennie Thompson won't be there!  Got Covid!  Hopefully he gets better.  Hopefully they replace him with a Bennie Thompson Stunt Double Look Alike.  We already know he's sick, they're not fooling anybody.  Maybe he can say HEY I'm REALLY Bennie Thompson-- I GOT BETTER!!!  People would fall for that because they're DUMB.  I dunno it's up to Former President of ABC News.  WHOSE NAME IS... I don't care enough to check.  WAIT YES I DO.  His name is... wait no I DON'T care enough to check.
    Two paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  Off the top of my head gonna get me some 3 part'r General Tso Chicken with a side of steamed shrimp dumplings.  DELICIOUS.  Maybe.  Could get it as soon as TOMORROW LUNCH.  Most likely WAIT A DAY THOUGH.  Get a Bonus thing from DELI.  Let's REALLY LEAN INTO GETTING AS MUCH BONUS FROM DELIVERY AS I CAN.  ANYWAY JEEZ.  My Dad is teaching tomorrow night BUT he's giving a test for second half of class.  So we should all be able to Communal Watch January Hearing.  When was last one.  Feels like it's been two weeks or so.  Lemme LTURQ.  EIGHT DAYS AGO.  LAST Tuesday not counting the REAL last Tuesday Yesterday.  Amazing.  Whose running the show tomorrow.  Liz Cheney?  AMAZING.  Her Dad did a coup but THEIR COUP WAS A GENTLEMAN'S COUP.  BIG DIFFERENCE.  Too bad Al Gore didn't know he could change the results of the election.  IF ONLY WE KNEW THEN WHAT WE KNOW NOW!  What else is up.  If Al Gore ran in 2024 I'd be all for it.  How old is this sucker.  I'm gonna say Oh I Don't Know SEVENTY ON THE DOT.  Seventy Four Years.  Oh okay wonderful.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Good deal!  When I said, "On The Dot," that's a phrase that means, "Four Years Ago."  So when I said Al Gore was 70, "On The Dot," I was actually EXACTLY ACCURATE.  Go figure!  What else is up.  I feel like Al Gore is due for a Re-Boot.  Or a re-imagining.  SOMETHIN.  Pretty sure reboot is just one word.  And not, "Re-boot."  Oh well can't go back now.  TOO LATE.  Anyway he was talking about climate when it wasn't that much people talking about it.  THEN HE STOPPED.  WHAT'S HE BEEN UP TO.  HOW COME HE GAVE UP ON CLIMATE.  I think THEY GOT TO HIM.  Who got to him.  And what does that mean.  And WHY WHERE WHEN.  I dunno YOU FIGURE IT OUT.  Good.  On schedule and crap finishing up this act now.  Dunno if my Dad is gonna wanna take his walk after my 2nd walk or 3rd.  That's HIS business.  The point is I'm doing things on time to give him both those options comfortably!  Good deal.  If he takes walk after Next Walk then I have LONGER TIME before my walk AFTER that walk.  IT MAKES SENSE.  I'll be back soon.

Nothing New There

    HOW MANY TIMES do I need to say I want Al Gore to be president until he takes the hint?  I feel like I've said I want him to be president DOZENS OF TIMES relating to Now Three presidential elections.  Oh well I'm sure he has his reasons for not running for president.  I can't think of them!  Anyway my Dad is gonna take a shorter walk Because Of Heat so basically I can do Act II and walks and everything at my leisure.  All the time in the world!  Hmm.  Got coffee #1.5 and some sprite.  Thinking 2 Part'r Salami Omelet for dinner and next lunch, chicken pot pie for next dinner.  ALL THE PIECES ARE COMING INTO PLACE.  Not sure what SNACK I'm having in an hour or an hour and a half but I got some GREAT ideas.  Can't go wrong is the point.  Can only go RIGHT or MORE RIGHT or RIGHTIST.  So that's good!  Anyway.  Maybe I write this act REAL quickly and I gotta wait 5 or 15 minutes before taking walk.  NO BIG DEAL.
   Hmm.  Tomorrow night is January Hearing!  Thinking I'll do an Act III in middle of the day during LUNCH.  I can move walks around Just So such that everything works out reasonably well.  Maybe make tomorrow three beer day!  TWO during LUNCH and maybe 1 during/after/slightly before Hearing.  Probably don't NEED a beer for hearing.  I was just thinking in terms of Generally I'm Used TO Beer At Night.  It's not necessarily because I WANT to Compliment Hearing with a beer!  SO I'LL GIVE THAT SOME THOUGHT, SURE, WHY NOT.  Hmm.  Maybe I'm just being contrarian but for some reason I think of Al Gore as charismatic.  That was their main line of attack against him.  BORING.  Maybe it was my political awakening during 2000 when I was 11 such that I saw them attack him as boring and stiff and I RALLIED BEHIND HIM and thought he was great.  No that can't be it.  Cause back then I DIDN"T care at all.  Me thinking Al Gore was GREAT didn't start until years later!  Hmm.  Wonder what that's all about.  Anyway.  What else is up.
   Jeez.  Dad gave me two red pens!  He just got a bunch of Red Pens and he had a couple that were Too Light Red For Him and he was like hey you want some red pens and I was like WELL OF COURSE I DO.  I like as many pens as possible IN AS MANY COLORS AS POSSIBLE.  Also YES I know red pen association is being marked up and graded by teacher.  BUT it's also JUST A FUN COLOR when you think about it.  It has negative connotations but LET'S LOOK BEYOND THAT and just see SOME COLORFUL INK BEING USED.  That's how I feel.  Probably.  I SAID IT, DIDN'T I?  Hmm.  I always feel cheated by the Tales Crypt episodes that are like 21 minutes.  LOOK YOU GOT A WHOLE HALF HOUR TO PLAY WITH.  C'MON.  Only one episode is 30 Minutes+.  THE KIRK DOUGLAS AND FRIENDS episode.  Most are around 25-26 minutes I THINK not counting intro and outro.  Maybe if we're not counting the intro and outro you drop the estimation down a minute.  EITHER WAY C'MON.  I forget what we're C'MON'ING about.  Seems like it was important though!  So that's good.
    Yeah!  Put KETO BROWNIE, Cinnamon Toast Bar, and Goldon Graham Barr in fridge.  I WILL HAVE ONE AS UPCOMING SNACK.  Probably another as Second Afternoon snack After lunch.  WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD I LIVE IN.  Not bad.  AT least it's vaguely comprehensible.  Apparently there's a lot of universes out there that make Much Less Sense. BLESSING to live in a universe that is a Glass Half Full in terms of making Sense!  Hmm.  I dunno when they're bringing Iron Man back in Marvel but when they do WOW I CAN'T WAIT.  Might not be for over half a decade.  OKAY I'll just sit here patiently waiting.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Hmm.  IS IT SIX YEARS LATER YET?  What else is going on.  We gotta be counting Crypt Keeper talking at us as part of the episode, right?  I could see an argument against including it, but I feel like more likely than not we should include it.  IT'S UNIQUE TO THE EPISODE YOU IDIOTS.  CRYPT KEEPER HAS NEVER MADE ANY OF THESE PUN BEFORE.  MAYBE ONCE OR TWICE.  Now that I think about it he's gotta be re-using rhyme-puns all the time.  They're not really puns half the time.  They're more Phrases where he replaces words and/or syllables with other words and/or syllables.  SOMETIMES real puns, sometimes RHYME REPLACEMENT words.  Oh okay now I see.
    Last paragraph of the Daytime Day!  Good deal.  What kinda walk I got coming up.  PARK WALK.  That's my favorite kind of walk!  OUT OF TWO KINDS.  Glass Half Full walk.  The point is I think I've gradually noticed Clocking In sooner when I'm done with walks.  Where was half a year ago a park walk was 25 minutes and a street walk was 30 minutes, now I might be getting done with them roughly 45-75 seconds sooner!  HARD TO SAY EXACTLY.  Not sure why.  I can keep track many times a day every day.  At this point I could have probably figured it out exactly.  Yeah but WHY.  What's my MOTIVATION.  Interesting counterpoint.  What else is up.  I assume finishing Same Distance walk sooner doesn't amount to LESS calories burned.  If anything slightly more, right?  Cause you're GOING FASTER.  Maybe roughly the same.  My instinct would be FIRST MOST LIKELY MORE OR LESS THE SAME, second most likely SLIGHTLY MORE BURNED, third most likely EXACTLY the same, fourth most likely less.  THEN AGAIN WHAT DO I KNOW.  Hey that's it for now.  Be back tonight.

what the hell is that supposed to mean

    HEY!  Finished watching Doctor Strange.  Second half kinda clunky.  Not sure I got much of anything out of the last 70 minutes!  OH WELL the memories of the first 60 minutes will last a life time.  Maybe.  Hopefully I come across Other Stuff that's better to remember.  But RIGHT NOW that's definitely Prime Remembering Fodder for rest of life!  ANYWAY had delicious Half Salami Omelet with garlic bread and Freedom Fries tonight.  Gonna have HALF tomorrow (Dinner?)  Also got CHCKEN FINGERS (Lunch?)  Then Friday IS A WHOLE NEW BALL GAME.  Probably one of the games that uses balls already but just a new Instance of it.  I'm not gonna develop an entirely new game JUST FOR FRIDAY.  We'll play one that we're already all familiar with.  Hmm.  Got beer #1 going!  GOT ASSORTED COOKIES as dessert.  Came with 6.  PERECT.  Five for breakfast tomorrow and ONE FOR JUST NOW JUST FIVE MINUTES AGO.  It had RAINBOW SPRINKLES.  That's what I'm all about these days!  BREAKING NEWS there's another cookie with rainbow sprinkles still in the cards for tomorrow breakfast.  WOW IN THE CARDS.  Sounds like fun!
    PARAGRAPH.  Gonna be taking out some garbage tonight.  Presumably during Recess.  Possibly at the end of a long recess.  No way of knowing right now!  Hmm.  BBQ Sauce was OKAY.  Not great but not terrible either!  In the end I didn't throw the glass glass against the wall in a fit of fury so that's halfway a good sign that it didn't ruin my life.  Hey if my life is ruin I'M THROWING GLASS AGAINST THINGS WHY NOT LET'S GO NUTS. But if my life HASN'T been ruined think I'm gonna avoid that I don't wanna have to clean all that crap up.  Oh well.  What else is crap.  Not 100% happy with my near-term future Viewing Pleasure Opportunities.  Well sure January Hearing tomorrow night will be Prime Time Fun.  But before that what have I got.  More Tales Crypt.  THAT'S IT.  Mets game aren't even going on these days.  It's an ALL STAR BREAK and they're all all stars in my book so they ALL get a break.  I guess I could watch probably like sixty hours of Marvel TV Series from the last 2 or 3 years.  YEAH YOU'D TINK SO RIGHT.  I LIKE MOREVEL.  WHY SHOULDN'T I WATCH THESE.  IT's JUST. TOO.  MUCH!
    Sweet!  What kinda snacks I got coming my way.  Guess OFF TE TOP OF MY HEAD. Tootsie Pop and Ice Cream barr are strong contenders.  Maybe a POP TART instead of a Quest Bar.  Been thinking about that ALL DAY.  By which I mean I THOUGHT ABOUT IT TWICE but SPREAD OUT over the day.  One was like around NOON.  Then again around FOUR.  SOUNDS LIKE ALL DAY TO ME.  What else is going on.  Don't even have Delicious Smore Pop Tart.  Have to have delicious Frosted Strawberry Pop tart.  OR QUEST BAR WHAT DO I KNOW TE CARDS ARE IN MY COURT.  Huh.  Chicken fingers gonna be COLD.  I got them specifically so I didn't have to use oven for Chickened Pot Pie.  Parents don't like me using oven when it's hot out/inside.  I think they're idiots but I RESPECT THEIR IDIOCY.  THEIR HOUSE TEIR RULES.  And if they wanna make some dumb rules I GOTTA BITE MY TEETH AND LIVE WIT IT.  Anyway that'll be okay.  What was my point exactly.  I forget.  Was my entire point just, "Chicken fingers cold?"  Could have been nothing deeper than that.  Oh well it's fun.  Chicken fingers OUGHT to be cold.  FOR FUN SAKES.
    Yeah.  I'm gonna be honest I expected more ASSORTMENT to these assorted cookies.  There were 2 kinds of cookies for these six.  Not BAD kinds.  Two rainbow cookies and four cookies with chocolate dot in the middle.  LOVE these cookies.  Just was kinda imagining at least another 2 and possibly FOUR other kinds.  Off the top of my head cookie that's like a cake that's rainbow colored.  Maybe a piece of ruguluah.  Probably some other crap.  Either way FINE with what I got!  I JUST LIKE VARIETY.  SPICE OF LIFE.  Hmm.  Still not sure exactly what I'll be able to get from Fresh Direct this week and what I won't be able to get.  On account of their Refrigerator is broken.  So they can't send us a lot of crap.  Hmm.  I was SPOILED by being able to watch two Amazing Marvel Movies for 3 days in a row.  NOW WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY LIFE.  Watch the 300 hours of Marvel Entertainment from the last 2 years that is IN THE SAME SPIRIT of these films.  Not even cartoons for the kiddies.  REALLY FOR ADULTS LIKE ME JUST LIKE TEH FILMS.  WHERE DO YOU GET OFF.  I'd have to CLICK A LOT OF TIMES.  Click to start ONE episode.  Click the next episode.  WHEN DOES IT STOP.  THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH CLICKING I FEEL COMFORTABLE DOING.
   Hmm.  What else is up.  Had fudgesicle just now.  Whose gonna stop me, YOU?  I doubt it.  But that might just make you all the more determined to stop me!  To prove me wrong!  In which case I wish the best of luck to you, look, if you stop me, maybe it's for the best!  I'm on board with you stopping me!  Except for the time travel involved.  I already ate the fudgesicle.  If you were to stop me that brings up some issues with Space Time Continuum that I'M NOT 100% COMFORTABLE taking up.  Oh well such is life.  Gonna take recess after next paragraph.  Good deal!  Just finished beer #1.  Amazing.  Looks like GARLAND said some relatively promising things in regard to Investigation Into Insurrection and Election Subterfuge Part.  Also hopefully he has another investigation going into that phrase I just used and WHAT WENT WRONG and WHO CAN WE HOLD RESPONSIBLE.  The point is hey people might be held responsible Anything Can Happen!
    Okay.  Last paragraph before break!  Then presumably roughly a 20-30 minute break and I'M RIGHT BACK with the final four paragraphs.  Good deal.  Got hot pockets for lunch tomorrow if I decide to hold onto Chicken Fingers until Friday.  OR CAN HAVE AN EARLY SANDWICH.  Got ham, turkey, pastrami sandwiches for upcoming week.  MAYBE I WANNA EARLY ONE before the week officially starts on Friday.  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.  Well, two things.  Right now the Sandwich Thing Can Happen OR the we hold people reasonable for coup attempt Can Happen.  SO SIMILAR STAKES PRETTY MUCH EITHER WAY.  Hmm I like a good sandwich.  And I DISLIKE a good coup.  So I have strong feelings either way!  Chicken Coup could be a spin off of Animal Farm.  Possibly.  What are the odds I read Animal Farm.  I feel like there's  an 80% chance I read it at some point-- probably as a pre-teen!.  And if not A YOUNG Teen.  NOW the question is WAS IT FOR PLEASURE or was it FOR SCHOOL.  Also NOW THE QUESTION is also still THE FIRST QUESTION STILL TOO.  Ugh.  Anyway BREAK TIME! Be back in about 30 minutes!.

   HEY!  Got delicious SMORE Quest Bar going on!  Gonna have ice cream bar at beddtime.  Probably about 50/50 whether I have TOOTSIE POP betwixt the two.  Anyway gotta imagine I'm OWED a very solid 2 Tales Crypt for bedtime tonight to make tonight GOOD.  AH. THOSE TWO EPISODES.  YA KNOW WHAT?  I CAN WORK WHIT IT.  I can see, "Getting Down," to these two episodes going into Going To Sleep!  So now all I have to do is write a mere 3.5 paragraphs here to get to that point.  And, paragraphs or not, just LIVE about half an hour to get me closer to bed time.  If I started THIS VERY SECOND watching 2 Tales Crypt, by the time they're over, NOT BEDTIME ENOUGH.  So that's good.  I forget.  I think I'll enjoy Assorted Cookies for breakfast tomorrow.  And it's only a one-off!  If it's not great WHO CARES NEXT BREAKFAST IS ANOTHER DAY.  So that's good.  Got beer #2 going.  So that's good.  What else is up.  If I were to start watching Marvel TV Shows HOW WOULD I DO IT.  TOO MUCH TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE.  I CAN'T EVEN, "GO THERE," WITHOUT MY MIND EXPLODING IN ANTICIPATION OF CONFUSION.
   So that's good I guess.  I dunno.  How about listening to some music on SuperSpeakers tonight.  I could do that instead of Tales Crypt.  OR I could do HALF AND HALF.  Or I can do SEVENTY/THIRTY.  Or I can do FOURTY/SIXTY THAT'S MY FINAL OFFER.  What's going on again?  Oh, right.  I dunno.  I was privately hoping for those cookies where it's like a Green Leaf.  And it's a sandwich cookie where the outside is like pure sugar Green Leaf Lookin' Cookie and the inside is Chocolate I Guess.  Pretty sure these exist in reality and not just in my mind.  Either way those would have been a blast and a half YES but I'm satisfied with what I got.  COULDA BEEN A LOT WORSE.  Hmm.  LOOK is 5 the right amount for breakfast?  Six might be appropriate.  Four might be appropriate.  I feel at five I'm hitting the target more or less though.  AND IT'S FILLING.  WOW FIVE PIECES OF SHIT?!?!  DELICIOUS.
    Penultimate paragraph of the daytime night.  Hmm.  I guess I got some Dr Pepper going on right now.  Usually don't have it!  I am now!  WHAT A GREAT STORY.  My favorite story is 2nd.  I'm on the second floor of my house and all things considered it's working out pretty well for me!  I can totally jump out the window and injure myself BUT SURVIVE ALMOST DEFINITELY.  I guess it depends on how Strategically Or Not I wanna jump out the window.  Now the bulls are in MY court.  Feels like I might take Klonopin again tonight at bedtime.  Can't HURT.  That's been my general premise of taking drugs most of my adult life.  CERTAINLY THERE CAN BE NO HARM, ONLY POSITIVE EFFECTS.  I'm BRAGGING about it because it makes me look COOL.  Doing Drugs IS HIP.  Something along those lines.  Hey any updates on NY Marijuana?  Let's LTURQ.  WOW on official NY Marijuana website there's now a part that says FIND A DISPENSARY!!!  And it says Coming Soon.  WOW JUST THE FACT THAT IT'S THERE IS A GOOD SIGN.
    Last paragraph of the Nighttime Day.  Good deal.  Might as well have delicious Chocolate Lollipop when the entry is over soon.  No reason not to!  IT'S NEGLIGIBLE CALORIES WHEN IT'S ALL SAID AND DONE.  Okay great.  Hmm.  When's the next DC Super Hero movie coming out.  Let's LTURQ.  NOTHING THAT I CARE ABOUT IT TURNS OUT.  I should have seen that coming several miles away.  I can't see that far!  Especially without my glasses.  But EVEN WITH my glasses that seems like a big stretch.  So that's good.  Anyway.  Let's get this done with so I can get started on penultimate Tales Crypt for the Daytime Night.  GONNA BE A GOOD ONE to get into the spirit of by TUCKIN MYSELF IN TO BED TIGHT TO WATCH SOME FUN TALE CRYPT.  Genius.  Whoever designed these nighttimes I mean.  Tuckin' self in tight for a Tales Crypt or two?  I'M LIVING THE DREAM.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Finishing up beer #2!  Probably finish it COMPLETELY just as Website is done spell check'd and posted to internet and computer is being close'd down and I move'd on with my lives.  Great.  I'll see you jerks tomorrow!

-9:30 P.M[=]

Tuesday, July 19, 2022

This Title Is GREAT

    Hey!  About 30-40 minutes behind schedule today.  Gonna aim for around EIGHT paragraphs for Act I!  Could be anywhere between 5 and 10.  AIMING FOR EIGHT.  Prove me wrong!  Anyway.  Story about how Merrick Garland is continuing Bill Barr policy of not indicting people or something during Election year.  ELECTION SENSITIVITIES!  Oh no every other year is election year.  Anyway GREAT that sounds TERRIBLE.  Let's give super criminals free passes.  Maybe indefinitely.  Makes sense to me.  OTHERWISE PEOPLE MIGHT LOSE RESPECT FOR US.  Prove me wrong!  Anyway.  AGAIN was pretty close to skipping Today's Entry.  And AGAIN it appears I AM NOT.  What else.  Had I THINK one MightNight snack last night and at least ONE almost having another one but stopping myself.  Had early breakfast of Pop Tart + Ice Cream Sandwich.  MAN THAT WAS GREAT.  HEY what if I had Meal Replacement Cookie as lunch today.  WHY.  I got REAL MEALS.  Oh okay.
    Guess the main 2 somewhat perishable Real Meals I got are TURKEY SANDWICH + SANDWICHSIDE or KIDS CHICKEN PARM.  Sounds good.  I can see myself DEFINITELY enjoying either one of those!  Bison burger tonight.  Might make Turkey Sandwich a Redundancy.  Both are sandwiches!  Hmm.  The point is HEY The Fulton Count DA are still doing Investigations Seriously, right?  Merrick Garland doesn't apply to THEM right?  NOW LET"S PUT EGGS IN THAT BASKET.  Anyway.  I WANNA BASKET.  I feel like Eggs are good but what I REALLY WANT is a basket.  Hmm.  National Foods Of The Tomorrow Are... National Hot Dog Day and National Lollipop Day.  HOLY CRAP.  Solid chance I'm eating BOTH of those tomorrow.  Tomorrow most likely delivery IS probably DELI.  And thinking ahead yesterday I WAS ALREADY THINKING of Hush Puppy.  Lollipops I eat most days!  Hot Dog is Sandwich.  Prove me wrong!  Anyway.  Got ZOOM Physiatrist appointment.  Solid 8 or 9 minutes talking to someone.  GOOD.  Hmm.  Whats a good sandwichside.  Hmm.
    Still got a Chocolate Chip Pancake for breakfast 80% odds tomorrow or 15% the next day!  NOT SURE THOSE ODDS ARE PERFECT.  Not sure how I could get to perfect odds.  Hey I said, "Perfect," and not, "Perect."  GOOD.  It's time we RETIRE, "Perect."  Probably WON'T.  But probably SHOULD.  To be honest I stopped liking it after the first dozen times.  The next 300 times I was just chasing a ghost.  Not sure that's a good metaphor/analogy.  Not sure whether it's a metaphor or an analogy.  NOT A SIMILE THAT'S FOR SURE.  C'mon girl Give us a Simile.  Huh.  LOOK I only got some loose facts about Merrick Garland continuation of Bill Barr policy.  MAYBE it's not as bad as I think!  VERY POSSIBLY WORSE THAN I THINK.  Oh no!  What else is up.  What'd be a good sandwichside.  SNACK.  That's what sandwich sides ARE IN ESSENCE.  Oh okay.  Hmm.  Pour coffee after FOURTH paragraph for Act I today.  On account of SHORTER ACT presumably.
    YEAH.  HEY I guess I'm watching Strange Multiverse Of Madness today!  ONLY 2 hours seven minutes.  PERECT.  Definitely getting your money's worth but not DISTURBINGLY LONG.  Hmm.  Lemme Spoiler Myself and take a quick look at Cast List.  Don't LOOK UP any NEW characters, just see if any characters I Know And Tolerate are in it.  Hmm NOPE.  Not a lot of Classic Marvel Avenger-type characters AT ALL.  Oh well. OH RIGHT this is the one directed by Samuel Raimi.  LOVE THAT GUY.  Well I love HIS WORK.  I don't know him enough to say I love him.  I don't know him enough to say I DON'T love him.  I may or may not love him once I meet him.  CAN'T SAY FOR SURE AS OF NOW.  Hmm.  ALL STAR game tonight!  That's worth watching in the background and/or Mostly On Fast Forward.  Great deal!  Hmm.  Eight paragraphs for Act I is definitely within reach.  Let's Continue aiming for that!  Anyway.  Maybe Act II becomes 6 or 7 paragraphs, too!  I DUNNO.  COFFEE TIME.
    HMM.  Dad is gonna take his walk after my 2nd walk instead of 3rd.  That gives me more time to write THIS ACT because Of Moving Pieces And Whatknot.  So basically I should be able to write Full 10 paragraphs MOST LIKELY.  And if not, I can easily fit in an extra paragraph or two for ACT II instead of making longer Act III!  GREAT THIS IS WONDERFUL.  Except for the part where Bill Barr will let Trump and others off the hook for reasons I don't understand and/or something else.  Look I'll read more about this LATER TODAY.  I'll update you THIS EVENING what it all means in the end.  Because that's what you come to the website to see!  POLITICAL COMMENTARY.  Okay sure why not.  Kids Chicken Parm is Leading Lunch Contender.  Sure makes sense.  Hmm.  UNLESS I WANNA BE DUMB AND HAVE DESSERT MEAL.  That sounds DUMBLY DELICIOUS.  Also, "Dumbly," is accepted as a word.  Not sure how I feel about that!  I'm GLAD it is.  It's VERY MUCH FUN.  But it also feels DUMB.
    Yeah!  What else is up and crap.  Gotta take my walk in about 40 minutes.  40 minutes for 5 paragraphs?  Odds are that I can do that probably!  THEN AGAIN nothing is guaranteed.  Maybe shave myself today.  Psychiatrist might judge me based on facial hair!  I can't have that.  Rather she judge me based on LACK of facial hair!  So that's good.  Hmm.  Finished SMORE Pop Tarts.  Got a bunch of Frosted I wanna say STRAWBERRY?  Okay.  Only got 1 Ice Cream Sandwich left.  So basically that's only one Ice Cream Sandwich + Pop Tart Breakfast until I re-up.  WHICH COULD BE A WHILE.  I dunno we'll see.  When I get DELI PROBABLY TOMORROW I can get slice of CHOCOLATE BABKA.  That's TWO DELICIOUS INDULGENT BREAKFASTS.  Or I can get SEVEN LAYER CAKE as I often contemplate.  CAKE AND CONTEMPLATE.  SLANT RHYMES.  DEAL WITH IT!  Either way.  Be getting enough for 2 dinners.  Hush Puppy is solid option for one.  GUESS I can try Chicken Pot Pie for other even though I've been unhappy with it lately!
   SEVENTH paragraph!  Good deal!  HMM.  If I only get through 9 paragraphs that's no problem.  Six paragraphs for Act II is NO BIG DEAL.  JUST CALM DOWN AND TAKE IT EASY.  I was talking to myself there.  But it applies to you, too!  You're probably pretty calm already.  Hopefully in the process of Taking It Easy as well.  Hmm.  I can shave.  Takes like 5-10 minutes.  WHY NOT.  Let's DO IT.  You know LATER.  After SHOWER or so.  TWO and a half paragraphs to go in 30 minutes.  EASY.  Just DO IT.  Keep WRITING.  WHY NOT.  HOW HARD COULD THAT BE.  Hmm.  Not sure why they have All Star game Slightly More than 50% into the season.  Feels like they should ACCEPT it being a Halfway Point and just do it HALFWAY.  C'mon.  USE YOUR HEADS.  We want HALFWAY break not 58% way break.  Lemme LTURQ to see EXACTLY WHAT PERCENT we're into. ~57.4%.  WOW I WAS VERY CLOSE.  GUESS I'M A GENIUS IT TURNS OUT.  That's a relief.  I knew I was either a genuis or Very Dumb.  No middle ground!  Turns out genius.  WHEW.  That's a load off my back or something!
    YEAH.  How hard is it to write 3 paragraphs in 30 minutes.  NOT VERY.  Let's do that.  UGH.  Also if I go over by 5 minutes THAT'S PROBABLY JUST FINE.  OKAY GREAT LET'S KEEP IT GOING.  Hot Pockets would be a FINE JUST FINE lunch but I feel I get a similar thing out of Kids Chicken Parm.  And that's MORE PERISHABLE.  SO THAT'S SOMETHING TO CONSIDER.  Hmm.  Maybe start putting together order for Amazon Fresh.  That's where I get ICE CREAM SANDWICH.  But whereas Fresh Direct we always get weekly at exact same time, Amazon Fresh is much more random and AS NEEDED.  But maybe now we're approaching THE NEEDED part of that cycle.  Interesting!  I can re-up with other stuff as well!  Don't need to re-up with that much other stuff.  Maybe get Breakfast Treats or something because I'm an idiot.  Two of 'em is a sandwich side.  YEAH.  Maybe get Hershey Barrs with Almonds as Indulgent NightTime Snack.  PROBABLY NOT.  Hmm.  OH OKAY at this point I'm definitely fitting in 10 paragraphs for Act I!  ANYWAY.  Walk #3 is gonna be later than usual but not so late it DISRUPTS WALK 4.  SO THEN EVERYTHING FALLS INTO PLACE JUST FINE.
   Okay.  Hmm.  It's possible Merrick Garland was like okay we can still do stuff but just MAKE EXTRA SURE it's not politically motivated.  I DON'T THINK it's that benign. But maybe it was!  Can't hurt to dream.  What else is up.  Got WHITE bread.  Gotta remember that when considering Turkey Sandwich.  I guess.  Cut that sucker horizontally.  No one would see it coming!  What else is up.  Maybe get ASSORTED COOKIES instead of BREAKFAST TREATS.  That's a legit sleeper option.  Probably the WRONG way to go with my life but COULD BE A POSITIVE THING TO DO.  What else is up. How far off is eating 200 calorie Quest Barrs from 210 calorie Hershey Barrs.  NOT THAT FAR OFF.  JUST GET THEM HERSHEY BAR WITH ALMONDS.  What's the worst that could happen.  OH BOY LOTS.  I COULD BANGE ALL OF EM.  Okay but that's not the WORST thing in the world.  I don't think so at least.  Maybe it is.  Haven't really put enough thought into it really!
    Last paragraph of Act I!  Amazing!  Even if my Dad's Walking Time wasn't different, I'd probably be finishing 10 paragraphs with this act ACCORDING TO ORIGINAL FRAMEWORK.  Amazing.  What else is up.  The point is Merrick Garland is an INSTITUITIONALIST.  People must have faith in the INSTITUTION.  And the only way that can happen is IF THE INSTITUTION FRAGRANTLY DOESN'T PERFORM IT'S DUTIES.  THAT WAY PEOPLE RESPECT AND BELIEVE IN IT MORE.  Hmm.  Wonder if Pop Up Store is BACK IN BUSINESS.  They took yesterday off and NOW THEY'RE BACK.  Gotta imagine that won't be the case.  Oh well such is life.  Wonder if I'm gonna wanna have a side with Bison Burger.  Hmm gonna have to think long and hard about that.  The point is maybe some other institution will pick up this instintutions slack.  Gotta imagine there's SOME institution out there that's calculated they're actually better off by actually doing their jobs!  Sounds plausible.  Anyway I'll be back soon.

Me Thinks This Is An Act II

    Hey!  I was thinking about how I have a 4 digit code to unlock my computer from Resting.  Kinda feels like anyone with a couple of hours can get through this.  9999 possible options.  I dunno maybe it'd take All Day.  But you COULD do it I feel within a working day easily!  Unless it locks after like 10 tries.  Maybe it does.  But then how do I get it out of THAT lock.  Another SUPER code.  That can't be it!  I NEVER SET UP A SUPER CODE PIN NUMBER UNSLEEPING MODE.  Hmm.  Gonna shave after this Act and before next walk!  Good deal!  Already CHARGING razor.  Also now that I think about it I've always noticed it's easier to shave the more facial hair I have!  GOT A TON OF FACIAL HAIR RIGHT NOW.  This should be a BREEZE.  So that's good!  What else is up.  Today gonna be okay I guess.  Doctor Strange isn't my favorite but I can see myself GETTING INTO IT.  Also WHO IS my favorite.  FAVORITE WHAT.  FICTIONAL DOCTOR WITH STRANGE IN THEIR NAME.  This guy is a solid SECOND PLACE with that so that's pretty good!
    What else is up.  Got coffee #2!  Got orange soda!  Good stuff.  I dunno.  Charging razor right now!  GOTTA HAVE IT CHARGED with electricity if I wanna use it!  I guess I can use it manually but it'd take FOREVER.  And even possibly with FOREVER TIME PERIOD it wouldn't work.  Remember it's working against Facial Hair growing.  I feel like my Facial Hair MIGHT OUTPACE being able to shave with this perforated blade manually.  So that's good I guess.  A least my facial hair is growing forever.  I think that means I' gonna be alive forever!  Then again that sounds like too long.  Oh well.  Oasis is gonna live forever.  They wrote a song about it!  It must be true!  Hmm.  HMM there's a new kind of halfway mini ice cream sandwich available on Fresh Direct.  It's MINI, sure.  But it's not MICRO ice cream sandwich.  Either way GREAT I'LL GIVE THAT A SHOT FOR NEXT WEEK.  What else is going on.  Wrote 2 out of 5 paragraphs in ten minutes.  Amazing.  Gonna have lots of time to play with!  We're talkin like TWENTY MINUTES.  Read some Twitter  BEFORE upcoming shower maybe.
    WOW!  Can't wait to see HOW UPSET to be about Merrick Garland Memo.  My guess is a solid 8/10 but NOT A FULL 8.5 it turns out.  WOW WHAT A DEAL.  Good.  Look I'm taking a walk in about 50 minutes all things said and done.  What I fit in during that time period is MY BUSINESS NOT YOURS.  I've made a lifetime of making my business yours.  Gotta wonder if that'll pay off in the long run.  The good news is hey what else is crap.  Probably watch A SINGLE Tales Crypt before putting on Doctor Strange.  AM I UP TO A GOOD ONE OR A TERRIBLE ONE. Oh I think I know which one I'm up to.  NOT MY FAVORITE.  Lt's LTURQ.  YEP IT'S THAT ONE.  I can tolerate that one!  Maybe I get something out of it this time I DUNNO WE'LL SEE.  LOU DIAMOND PHILLIPS.  I don't know who this guy is as an actor but I like his name!  Also I DO know this guy as an actor-- he's this guy!-- but I have very little strong feelings about him beyond really enjoying his name.  So he's got that going for him at least.  Not bad!  A lot of people don't even have that much going for them!
    YEAH.  Whose the female lead.  Wonder if she has a good name too.  PRISCILA PRESLEY?!?!  That's a GREAT NAME.  She got it from ELVIS.  Former wife!  Wow she must be older than I thought she was.  Then again thirty years ago WAS a lot closer to Elvis Time than Right Now.  Maybe 1993 in the grand scheme of things isn't that far off from ElvisTime.  Feel like Elvis died in Oh I Don't Know 1977.  Let's LTURQ.  NAILED IT.  Now let's see how old this lady is.  I guess I'll guess she was 42 when this episode was released.  Nope she was 48.  WHAT THE HELL.  This is the same person as Leslie Nielson's love interest in NAKED GUNS?!?!  Now that I think about it they SOUND exactly alike.  But they LOOK different off the top of my head.  Go figure!  OKAY MAYBE LATER.  Okay.  Hmm.  Feels like Elvis might have a good anagram or two.  Let's see.  Slevi.  Almost Sleeve.  That's a word!  Lives.  Ther we go.  ELVIS LIVES!  ANAGRAM.  MAKES A TON OF SENSE.
    Last paragraph of the act! Unless I decide to write a bonus on WHICH I MAY.  Let's see what else is going on.  Let's just do one more paragraph here.  Good deal.  Hmm.  Definitely looks like I'm gonna have kids chicken parm for lunch!  Good.  I like eating stuff for lunch.  Food preferably!  But I'd settle for cardboard or plastics.  Hmm.  I'm not sure if I've EVER in my live Shaven Strategically.  I've either let facial hair grow indefinitely OR I've shaved it all off.  Hmm.  Maybe there were times when I was younger I'd shave my moustache area and nothing else.  Not because I preferred that look necessarily but because shaving moustache area is VERY EASY AND QUICK compared to The Entire Deal and it's SOMEWHAT productive.  So I just settle for doing that.  Feels like that may have happened at points in my past history.  GREAT.  Anyway I dunno.  Possible I've gotten Hair Cut PROFESSIONALLY and then when I get a Bonus Shave they shave me strategically!  Anyway that's it for now.  Be back tonight!

hey remember today

    Hi friends!  What's crap and poop.  Had delicious Bison'd Burger for dinner!  NO SIDE in lieu of having GOLDON GRAHAM BARR DESSERT IMMEDIATELY FOLLOWING (right now!).  Had surprise Turkey Sandwich for lunch.  ALRIGHT ALL CAOGHT UP I GUESS.  About halfway into Doctor Strange: Multiversing Magic!  So far hey this is okay Totally Better Than Not Being Alive or something.  That's my main alternative off the top of my head.  Watch this film or BE DEAD.  Possibly other alternatives out there-- I dunno!  Either way I'll figure out A Third Thing To Do when this film is over.  I hope so.  Otherwise Oh no I'm dead... OR I guess I'm watching this film AGAIN.  I guess I could survive watching this film again!  Preferable to being dead!  At some point though I'm gonna have to figure out a third thing to do.  I don't wanna be dead but I'm also almost definitely going to get bored of this movie at some point if I'm watching it over and over and over.
    Sure.  Starting beer NOW.  Spoiler alert haven't even started Goldon Graham Barr yet either.  HMM DELICIOUS.  Talking about the Barr.  Not the beer.  Beer is okay.  Hey.  Barr.  Beer.  SIMILAR WORDS!  Go figure.  Got All Star Game PRESHOW on pause in the background.  Figure I'll see if any of that is Entertaining over the course of the night.  THE POINT IS since Goldon Graham Barr replaced DinnerSide, I still have INDULGENT snack of the nighttime to remember later on in the nighttime if I remember.  Also So far This multiverse isn't SO Mad.  Which is a HUGE relief.  I was worried it'd be A LOT madder.  THIS IS DEFINITELY A TOLERABLE AMOUNT OF MADNESS OF OF THIS POINT IN THE FILM.  So that's good.  Took Cereal Bags out of cereal boxes to see with my eyeballs how much cereal I have left.  MAYBE a bowlsworth of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Maybe 1.75 Bowlsworth of Frosted Flakes.  OK now we're all Coot Up ON THAT TOO.
    YEAH.  What else.  You know what'd be great for my next snack?  GOLDON GRAHAM BARR.  Delicious.  I like Teenage Girl Super Hero!  She's RELATABLE because she's just a kid!  Not sure why I find that relatable.  I guess it doesn't really matter WHY.  What's important is that I DO.  AND I GET OFF ON IT REAL GOOD.  KINDA WEIRD though.  Her name is America Something and then there's also a Captain America.  HOW MANY SUPER HEROES NAMED AMERICA IN THIS MULTIVERSE.  Probably at least two.  Unless turns out they're the same person.  In which case NO LONGER RELATABLE.  I can't relate to a CAPTAIN MAN.  C'mon.  I can relate to Captain America BEFORE they inject him with serum.  When he's a really short guy with Moxie.  I'M A REALLY SHORT GUY.  MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE MOXIE.  IN A WAY THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Dad is teaching class downstairs.  Wonderful.  I guess.  I dunno.  Feel like I know that FOR SURE.  Not just guessing.  Hmm.  What if I had delicious Pop Tart instead of Quest Bar.  Same amount of calories.  Much more Popping Tarting though.  Ugh.
   Feels like I'll aim for a 6/4 paragraph Act III configuration.  That's served me well several days in a row recently.  Probably just finish Captain America: Multiverse of Teenage Girls tomorrow.  Watch baseball and Tales Crypt for the rest of tonight.  Hmm.  SHOVE myself before psychiatrist zoom!  EASY.  Took no more than five minutes.  Maybe a little bit more.  Then why would I have just said, "No More than five minutes."  Because I'm a compulsive liar YOU IDIOT.  Wearing nice UNDERSHRIT now for first time in a long time.  I was wearing a longsleeve relatively tight fitting shirt today.  I DON'T NEED TO WEAR THIS CRAP IN THE JULY NIGHT HEAT.  Take that sucker off.  Put on undershirt to Hide My Shame.  Also my torso is My Shame.  Not sure why!  Haven't been injected with Captain America syrum yet.  Once I get Captain America Super Torso NO SHAME IN MY TORSO GAME.  Anyway what else is going on.  Gonna have to put pants back on in an hour to take out garbage.  A LIL bit later than usual.  We're talkin' usually it's 5 or 10 minutes BEFORE 9 PM.  Today 5 or 10 minutes AFTER 9 PM.  WOW 9 O clock?  THAT'S A WONDERFUL TIME.  Especially if you're A.M/F.M. Flexible.  Wait a second the alternative to A.M. in this case is P.M.  FM is a DIFFERENT alternative to AM in A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT CONTEXT YUO IDIOTS.
    Hmm.  HEY just put in a Goldon Graham Barr into Fridge.  Figure WHY NOT.  Anyway got Goldon Graham Barr, Tootsie Pop, HEALTH ICE CREAM BAR for rest of night.  In ANY POSSIBLE ORDER.  With health ice cream barr as last snack At BedTime.  So basically TWO possible orders.  If you do the math.  COULD BE ANY OF THOSE 2 POSSIBILITIES THOUGH.  IT's A MADNESS of Multiverses in terms of the order of snacks!  TWO.  I'M GOING OUT OF MY MIND OVER IT!!!!  Hmm.  Just finished beer #1.  Figure I'll start beer #2 during Recess but don't really get to THE CRUX OF IT until starting Act III Part II!  Amazing.  All Star Game presumably HAS STARTED at this point.  Gotta imagine I'll watch some of that crap during Recess.  Amazing.  What else is going on and shit.  Main reason I like 9 o clock is the Belle & Sebastian Song Step Into My Office Baby.  THEY TALK ABOUT THE TIME 9. No spoilers.  Go listen to the song if you don't believe me!  OR if you DO believe me and WANNA SEE FOR YOUSELF.  I ENCOURAGE THAT COMPLETELY.  Go experience the song for youself!  TELL EM CRAZYSHT SENT YA.
    Last paragraph of Act III Recess II.. I mean... Act III Part I.  There we go.  Anyway.  Comfortable with how tight undershirt is!  COULD be bigger on my torso but Moreso could be smaller on more torso.  Hmm.  What else is crap.  Maybe I, "Go For It," and have a delicious Quest Bar coming up anyway.  COULD BE WORTH IT.  Could be REAL worth it.  I'll keep you updated on this situation if it progresses.  Tomorrow lunch almost definitely gonna be the Chicken Parm: Kids Version.  Had the idea of trying out BBQ Sauce on it.  I got BBQ sauce from half a year ago!  MAY have tried it once-- may not have!  Just pour a lil bit over Chicken Parm Meal AFTER REMOVING PLASTIC FILM COVERING IT.  No good to me if it's still covered by plastic film!  THIS BBQ SAUCE WOULDN'T PENETRATE PLASTIC FILM GETTING TO THE CHICKEN AND PASTA AT ALL IF PLASTIC FILM IS THERE.  So that's something to keep in mind I suppose.  Hey.  Time for recess.  Good deal.  See ya soon!.

    Hey!  Took a nice long 45 Minute'r of a recess.  Time to wrap up entry with 4 paragraphs!  Had delicious Cookie Dough Quest Bar out of fridge for HALF AN HOUR before eating it.  First time I had this flavor this soft!  THIS FLAVOR IS BETTER SOMEWHAT SOFTER.  So that's good.  Got about 90+% of beer #2 still to go!  Watched as much of the All Star Game as I'm probably gonna watch.  When entry is over probably put on 2 Tales Crypt before Going To Bedford Buy Time.  In Doctor Strange Film they say what you dream about is your life in other universes!  Guess that crazy stuff I dream about is stuff I do in other dimensions!  GO FIGURE!  NO SPOILERS.  I know what I constantly dream about AND I MAY HAVE TOLD YOU INADVERTENTLY but if I haven't I AIN'T FIXIN' TO TELL YA NOW.  That's between ME AND MSYELF.  And possibly you if I told you before.  THAT'S YOUR BUSINESS NOT MINE.  Hmm.  Probably should have chocolate chip pancake for breakfast tonight.  Hmm.
    Jeez.  Is Catherine O Hara Tales Crypt the one I got coming my way FIRST or the one I got coming my way SECOND.  I think it's FIRST.  And then the next episode is ONLY SKIN DEEP which is one of my favorites.  Lets LTURQ.  YEP I WAS RIGHT ON BOTH COUNTS.  I can see myself Getting Into The Spirit Of Things by watching those two episodes between Entry And Asleep Time.  Anyway.  Some reliable people on twitter seem to take the opinion that Merrick Garland Memo ISN'T a big deal.  I INTERPRETED IT THAT WAY POSSIBLY TOO.  I DUNNO WHO TO TRUST ON THIS ONE.  My instinct is TRUST NO ONE but also at the same time EH JUST TRUST EVERYONE IT'S EASIER THAT WAY.  Somewhere between those two extremes is where my true feelings lay!  Hmm.  My true feelings don't Lay somewhere between those two.  My true feelings OSCILLATE between both extremes, SKIPPING OVER COMPLETELY the space in between them.  You couldn't be MORE WRONG saying that my true feelings lay between.  UNLESS WE'RE TALKING AVERAGES.  Mean, median, mode.  Well not median or mode.  MEAN.  IF WE'RE TALKING, "MEANS," that's THE ONE WAY it's Laying Between Or Something I Forget.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Amazing.  Ways AND Means committee?  NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.  Hmm.  So far one Mets player has participated in All Star Game and his contribution was he got hit by a pitch.  WOW.  He has a GREAT WAR for All Star Games in his career!  Also if you're a player who gets hit by pitches a lot does that factor into your sabermetric value and if so HOW and if not WHY NOT.  The point is eh what else is up.  If I have a tootsie pop today-- IF-- probably gonna go with a Cherry.  I got WAY too many Cherries.  Bad of assorted was practically all cherries!  Look I'm gonna expect a plurality of cherries.  I dunno WHY you do things that way but I'm used to it.  I may even not be surprised by a PLURALITY of cherries. But when it's 13 cherries out of 15 YOU'RE REALLY MUCKING THINGS UP FOR ME.  WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE.  Oh well what else is crap.
    I guess.  I feel like Marvel Movies have to tread a thin line between alienating people who aren't watching the TV Series AND alienating people who ARE watching the TV series.  How would they be alienating the people who ARE watching it.  BY MAKING TEM FEEL BAD ABOUT THEMSELVES OR SOMETHING I DUNNO.  The point is I DON'T WANNA WATCH THESE TV SERIES and the movies SHOULDN'T BE PRESSURING ME TO.  Look I'm sure their first instinct is hey let's try to get these film watchers to wanna watch the tv series, too!  BUT THAT ALIENATES US.  Because I DEFINITELY DON'T WANT TO.  So if you TRY you'll just FALL FLAT IN YOUR FACE and embarrass THE BOT HOF US.  So that's how I feel on this important subject.  More or less.  Don't wanna watch Extras!  Don't wanna feel pressured to watch Extras!  But at the same time I expect you to want to make me want to watch Extras.  I can understand that logically while FEELIGN against it in practice!  Well that's it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-9:30 P.M.

Monday, July 18, 2022

You're Still Here Right

    HEY!  About 15 minutes behind schedule today.  Should be able to fit in everything relatively easily!  Had some MightNight snacking last night.  I THINK a relatively large fair amount.  No BANGE but NO GOOD EITHER.  Had Balanced Breakast for breakfast though!  That was good!  Starring Cinnamon Toast Crunch!  Anyway gonna look into Mets Draft Picks later in the day.  I got a good impression of their top pick already!  CATCHER.  Mets already have best catching prospect in baseball!  One of top ten prospects overall.  OH WELL.  Best way to draft is just Draft Best Player, not necessarily Draft For Need.  YA NEVER KNOW what's gonna be your situation 3 or 4 years down the line.  Just take best player.  WHICH THEY DID.  They got this sucker at pick #11 while most rankings had him in top 5 or 7!  WOW THAT'S SEVERAL PICKS BETTER THAN YOU WOULD HAVE EXPECTED.  Then their next pick THREE PICKS LATER was a SHORT GUY.  That's his main downside!  Listed at a generous 5'8.  Look 5'8 is short for Baseball.  I understand!  I'd be UPSET if you said it was short for everybody.  CAUSE I'M WAY OFF THAT.
   Oh well.  You can say what you want!  YOUR BUSINESS NOT MINE.  KIND OF MY BUSINESS.  But still you can say what you want even if it IS my business, too!  So that's good.  MONDAY MORNING.  Dad is Off At The Podiatrist or something.  I think that's Foot Doctor.  Better LTURQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  Also maybe he specifically deals with toe nails too.  YEP NAILED IT.  Anyway.  Wonder what lunch is gonna be all about!  I can go in three completely different directions!  Gonna be interesting.  That also brings to mind WHAT WILL DINNER BE ABOUT.  Probably either Deli or Diner.  DEFINITELY you could argue.  Hmm.  Maybe an OMELET again or something.  THAT PAID OFF WELL LAST WEEK.  Probably something else.  I HAD EGG TODAY ALREADY.  How many egg you want me to have?  WON'T YOU EVER BE SATISFIED WITH THE AMOUNT OF EGG I EAT?  No baseball today.  ALL STAR BREAK.  All you players are all stars you deserve a break.  Is there still Old Timers/Celebrity game during all star break?  Better LTURQ.  Byron Cranston makes history by being first ever celebrity ejected at all star game.  TRUE HEADLINE FROM YESTERDAY.  Except they spelled his name right.  Wonder if it was in jest at all.  You can only hope it was.  Doesn't look like it was.
    Interesting.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Daiquiri Day.  I don't know what that is!  Let's LTURQ.  Rum, citrus juice, and sugar.  Sounds reasonable.  Sounds intuitive.  I'd be interested in drinking some of that!  Speaking of Sweet maybe get a griddlecentric meal tonight.  Jut finished a chocolate chip pancake order yesterday.  KINDA WOULDN'T MIND IT AGAIN.  Last time it was 3 breakfasts over a week.  THIS TIME It'd be one dinner and one breakfast later on!  INERESTING.  I LIKE CHOCOLATES.  Also HOW OFTEN did Momma always say life is like a box of chocolates.  Was it actually just once or twice?  OR WAS IT LIKE TWO HUNDRED TIMES.  Too many unanswered questions here.  What else is up.  SPECULATION Mets might be a good fit for player who turned down 440 million dollar contract.  Their current team wants to trade him as they apparently can't afford him past the next year or two!  WOW THAT WOULD BE GOOD FOR THE METS.  In fact it would be GREAT for the Mets.  IN FACT THE METS WOULD NEVER HAVE TO PLAY ANOTHER GAME AGAIN that's how good it will be for them.  THEY ALREADY WON.  Why bother playing the games.  JUST REDUNDANCIES.
    Okay.  Today I got the time and opportunity to watch 2 Marvel Movies I got coming my way.  Dunno if I have the motivation though!  I feel like they might be TOO MUCH for me right now.  Too many alternate dimensions or something!  Sounds stressful!  I have enough time feeling okay with ONE dimension.  THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH I'M SORRY.  Hmm.  Dimension Films was a production company.  Think they made The Screams.  Better LTURQ.  YEP NAILED IT.  Okay.  I DID stop myself from having I believe what would have been THIRD MightNight snack.  Think I only had two-- but relatively indulgent two!  Anyway so that's good I guess.  If I was listed in baseball what height would they generously give me.  Probably 5'5.  It's VERY generous but I can see them stretching it that far.  Anything further would be too much of a lie.  They don't want to go to HELL by lying too much.  Just lie enough and you're still okay re:Morality.  Also IT'S A VICTIMLESS CRIME.  Except for people who want to know accurately how tall I am when I'm in sports.  THEY'RE MISSING OUT ON THE TRUTH.
    Coffee after this paragraph!  HMM.  Feeling a small amount of pain in my Very Upper Left Back.  Not quite shoulder.  BUT PRETTY CLOSE.  Oh well let's hope that goes away.  Hmm.  If I have turkey sandwich for lunch gotta think about Best SandwichSide to have!  I DUNNO WE'LL SEE.  Probably won't have turkey sandwich for lunch!  Maybe 30% chance I do!  What else is up.  I gotta watch Spiderman AT SOME POINT.  Maybe I watch it this afternoon.  Get it out of the way!  Also it feels stressful going into it but still IT'S A SPIDERMAN.  Spiderman gotta be MOSTLY FUN and lighthearted.  It's not gonna be A BUMMER c'mon.  Interesting counterpoint.  Now I feel like I probably MIGHT watch it today!  Dunno if I'll fit in Strange Universe too.  One of these films a day is enough I feel!  Anyway the good news is I feel like before Movies Spiderman seemed more CAMPY to me.  I never read comics and had very little exposure to these comic characters until Major Motion Pictures.  But Spiderman just seemed like FOR THE KIDDIES.  MAYBE I WAS WRONG.  DEAD WRONG.  COFFEE TIME.
    Good.  All Star game is tomorrow night.  Wonder what that's all about.  Good players playing against other good players.  Ah I See.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Maybe pain up Very Upper Left Back IS shoulder afterall.  Where does shoulder begin exactly.  No one knows for sure!  Maybe Podiatrist knows.  It's relatively far away from feet.  But closer to feet than lots of other things when it's all said and done!  Hmm.  Getting close to SEVENTH PARAGRAPH.  Which is a good marker in time in terms of Hey I've made some progress today already.  SENTENCES AWAY from that!  What else is up and crap.  I got plenty of time to do stuff this morning!  STILL THOUGH I feel pressure to get it in quickly.  The quicker I get don with things the better.  MORE ROOM WINDOW FOR MY DAD'S WALK.  More room window for OTHER STUFF I GUESS.  Anyway.  This paragraph SUCKED.  Let's be honest.  Nothin' good about this paragraph!  Except for how it got me closer to the next paragraph.  THAT wasn't bad.  Oh okay sure.
    Yeah!  What else is going on.  I figure salad is most responsible thing to have today for lunch.  MOST PERISHABLE thing.  ALSO paired with 20% of slice of pizza which is ALSO most perishable thing.  THEN AGAIN NOTHIN' Exciting ABOUT SALAD.  Except for the 20% slice of pizza.  THAT does kind of get me going.  Either way I DON'T KNOW.  I JUST DON'T KNOW.  Let's see, three and two thirds paragraphs left to go for Act I.  Figure I'll aim to write that in about half an hour.  That sounds very doabe.  Do-able.  Doable.  Oh okay Donable IS a word.  Just wasn't at first because I had no, "L."  DOABE ISN'T A WORD and I'm okay with that.  Double.  Let's move on.  SPIDERMAN is on STARZ which isn't a streamer at all.  Premium Channel/Hub ON REGULAR TV.  I wonder how that will play into me watching this movie.  Probably very little!  Oh okay sure.  Gotta call pharmacy today to see if they got an order in.  My guess is solid 70% chance THEY HAVEN'T gotten the order in!  Which means I have to call Doctor again to put in order!
   EIGHTH PARAGRAPH.  Wow.  All I have to do is Say Nothing Crap and over time I make progress into the entry.  This is going great!  Pretty warm right now.  Even without wearing a shirt!  Maybe pain in Very Upper Left Back is making me warmer somehow.  Makes sense.  Not A LOT of sense.  VERY little sense.  But just enough!  I sure hope DESPITE THE TITLE Spiderman makes it home at the end of the movie.  That would be a FEEL GOOD RELIEF SURPRISE.  Let's see what else.  What MARVEL MOVIES are coming out over the next year or so.  WOW LOOK AT ALL THOSE UPCOMING FILMS.  Also as I typed Upcoming into google, before I finished Upcoming the third suggestion was Upcoming Marvel Movies.  WOW.  Marvel Franchise DOING GREAT.  Good for them is the point.  Hmm.  Next one is a Black Panther movie I think.  Original Black Panther Star died in real life.  Wonder how that'll be addressed In Film.  Wonder how taht'll be addressed in REAL LIFE.  Probably a period of mourning.  That'd be my guess off the top of my head.
    Penultimate paragraph of act!  Wow!  Plenty of time and crap.  HEY my Dad came home. Good for him.  If it was a more important doctor I'd ask him hey everything go okay?  I feel like for Foot Doctor the stakes aren't high enough for me to go out of my way to confront him about it immediately.  Unless his foot has some REAL BAD PROBLEM GOING INTO THE DEAL.  Which I don't think was the case.  Oh well such is life. Just went to refill soda.  Asked my Dad how it went.  IT WENT OKAY.  Good deal!  Shooting in mall yesterday!  Am I reading correctly that it was stopped by a good guy with a gun?!!  Or at least a NEUTRAL guy with a gun?!  Gotta imagine THAT'S TERRIBLE NEWS that'll just give them something to point at to make more people get guns and carry them everywhere and ready to shoot people at a moment's notice!  LOOK is it good this guy was killed before he could kill others?  MAYBE.  But IN THE LONG RUN THAT DON'T SOUND LIKE A POSITIVE DEVELOPMENT RE: OUR GUN CONTROL DISCOURSE.
    Maybe that's not the story at all and I misread THE HEADLINES.  Or I read the headlines right but THERE'S MORE TO IT.  Either way I guess I'm gonna write one more paragraph now.  Wonder what the first movie I see in theaters will be coming up.  Dunno WHEN it'll be.  Gotta imagine by 2023, right?  MAYBE NOT I DUNNO.  What will it BE though.  POSSIBLY A Jeff Goldblum movie.  HOPEFULLY.  Can't go wrong with that!  Lemme LTURQ to see if he's got any movies IN PRODUCTION.  Wes Andrson movie in post-production called ASTEROID CITY.  WOW.  I have no idea what that's all about but I GUESS THIS IS GONNA BE THE FIRST MOVIE I SEE IN THEATERS IN YARS.  Could be worse I guess.  Could be a lot worse.  Hmm.  POST PRODUCTION?  SOUNDS LIKE THIS FILM IS ALMOST ALREADY DONE.  No going back now.  They've PRODUCED IT.  They're not just gonna scrap it at this point!  Amazing.  Hey I'm gonna go take a walk now!  Amazing.

Saw That Coming A Mile Away

    Let's do some MEALSTALK.  Leaning towards Salad for lunch, Chocolate Chip Pancakes for dinner, and then Bison Burger for TOMORROW dinner.  Delivery for tonight Gotta cover tomorrow night.  No communal dinner delivery tomorrow night.  Anyway that would mean next three lunches are TURKEY SANDWICH, KIDS CHICKEN PARM, and WILDCARD (Probably HOT POCKETS?)  OK I THINK WE COVERED EVERYTHING.  Maybe switch Bison Burger with CCP. WE'LL SEE HOW I FEEL TONIGHT.  Anyway Spiderman Clothing Kids In The Hall Brand Pop Up Store finally appears to be closed!  No one waiting outside at all!  Maybe they ran out of customers and I could have gone inside.  Probably not though!  I will participate in Spiderman though by watching FILM in a little bit.  Gotta figure that should be fun.  It's SUPPOSED to be fun, right?  Well it's supposed to MAKE MONEY.  But then one of the sub-goals is BE FUN.  Or maybe it's supposed to be A FINE ARTISTIC SUBMISSION TO THE WORLD OF FINE ART.  I don't think so.  MOSTLY JUST MAKE MONEY.  Oh okay I see.  Got coffee #1.8 as well as snapple.  Oh I see.
   Anyway let's knock the next four paragraphs out of the park and then move on into DAYTIME DAY.  This has been MORNINGTIMEDAY.  Well it's 12:07 PM but you get the idea.  Probably. Maybe you're a mongoloid and you don't get the idea!  That's your business, not mine!  Mongoloid specifically is a slur against Downs Syndrome People.  I thought it was just a General Slur Term For Idiot.  Now I feel WORSE.  IDIOTS HAVE IT COMING but what have people suffering from Down Syndrome ever done to anybody.  I dunno gonna have to look into that.  MAYBE A LOT!  We don't know as of now.  What else is up.  Not people with down syndrome.  SPECIFICALLY NOT UP.  DOWN!  I'm DOWN with that.  Ugh.  Think I know what snack I got coming my way in about an hour 15 minutes.  Dependable Unindulgant Granola Bar!  IT TASTES GOOD GT OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Nice and dependable.  DELICIOUS.  The point is HEY maybe I could put 20% of pizza in oven for like 20 minutes.  Get it nice and HARD.  Hmm.  Oh Hey MLB HOME RUN DERBY is tonight.  I can watch that!  Probably. 
   YEAH.  Oh it'd be going on during Act III.  I can have that on in the background during Act III!  PROBABLY.  Hmm.  What else is crap.  How long is Spiderman.  Off the top of my head I'm gonna say TWO HOURS SEVEN MINUTES.  Let's LTURQ.  Two hours 28 minutes.  DANGIT.  I WANTED to say two hours twenty seven minutes.  But something inside me said nope go lower IT'S A TRICK.  I WOULD HAVE BEEN ALMOST NAILING IT if I trusted my instincts.  Well apparently that's A VERY BIG, "IF,"  Oh well such is life.  LESS THAN TWO AND A HALF HOURS over the course of the afternoon is the point.  Amazing.  Thursday Night January Hearing coming up this week!  Wow!  That'll be somethin.  I guess.  Gotta write 2.5 more paragraphs.  SHOULD BE EASY.  MIGHT NOT BE.  I had A LOT to say going into Today's Entry but I've touched on all the important points already!  Oh okay.  Feels like I'll call Drug Store after my shower.  After drying off from shower while reading Twitter.  Once that's all behind me TIME TO SEE IF IF DRUG STORE GOT DRUG ORDER.
    Anyway.  Look could I have hot pockets TODAY?  Sure!  I don't particularly want to though!  Oh well then I probably shouldn't have them then.  Genius.  Mongoloid also used to be what we slur called people from and or near Mongolia.  TOTALLY DIFFERENT SLUR IMPLICATION.  Wonder how that happened.  Is it a COINCIDENCE it had two different slurs or WERE THEY CONNECTED when they were in-slur-use.  Probably connected I think.  That'd be my guess.  What else is crap.  Wonder if Act III will be good enough to justify making you read Acts I and II.  My guess is NOT QUITE but it will be SOMEWHAT entertaining.  Not ENOUGH entertainment but COULD HAVE BEEN WORSE OVERALL.  So that's good great what else.  Getting socks today or tomorrow!  AMAZING.  I'll wear those new socks Good!  Anyway.  Gotta gather up all my current socks and throw out the ones with big holes.  See how many I have left.  I think I have AT LEAST one sock that has no TearHoles.  Probably two!  If it's one THAT'S USELESS.  If it's two SUDDENLY I GOT A PAIR OF SOCKS ALREADY.
    Cool.  Let's write this paragraph real good.  OR real quick.  I'd settle for real quick over real good!  EASY.  Hmm.  I'd like THREE non-torn socks.  Work it out so that I use them in alternating ways.  One is getting cleaned while other two are in use.  Then I replace ONE in use with one Suddenly Cleaned.  Then I do it AGAIN with the other one.  IT MAKES SENSE.  Anyway I've been to a podiatrist before.  It's called I GOT WEIRD TOE NAILS for 2 of my 10 toes!  NOT MUCH HE CAN DO ABOUT IT.  I could put CREAM on them for the rest of my life but I don't CARE enough.  It's not THAT gross.  YOU COULD GET USED TO IT.  I DID>  In fact I didn't have to GET USED to it.  I ALWAYS HAD IT.  Used to it FROM THE VERY BEGINNING.  Oh well that's life I guess.  We're talkin BIG TOE on Right Foot and NEXT Toe on Right Foot.  What's that called.  Index Toe?  I think it's the index toe.  Anyway THAT'S IT FOR DAYTIME DAY.  See ya tonight!

i think i've made my point

    Hey!  What's up and crap.  Baseball Derby Of Home Runs starts in 2 minutes.  GONNA HAVE THAT SUCKER ON PAUSE.  Not sure why.  I know I don't want to watch it NOW but I probably won't really want to watch it LATER either!  Oh well NOW I HAVE OPTIONS.  Anyway watched Spiderman: WHAT NUMBER SPIDERMAN IS THIS over the course of the afternoon.  It was pretty good!  I enjoyed the parts where hey this is like what I read it would be like but now it's like it IN REAL LIFE.  Good stuff!  Had salad for lunch and had delicious CCP for dinner.  Now I just, "CRACKED," "Open," a, "Beer," just now.  Because I like it when anything different happens in my brain.  MY BRAIN HAS HAD ALL DAY to entertain me with inebriation.  TIME TO GIVE SOMETHING NEW A TRY.  Anyway gotta imagine Indulgent Snack will be Birthday Bar.  Because almost anything else employs CHOCOLATE.  ALREADY GOT SOME OF THAT IN MY PANCAKE SUPPER THANKS THOUGH.
    So that's good.  No spoilers but the biggest clunker villain in Spidermen is the Lizard guy.  GREAT YOU'RE GREEN.  THAT'S ALL YOU GOT.  GOBLIN WAS ALREADY GREEN.  YOU'RE OFFERING NOTHING NEW.  Oh well.  That's what makes him the scariest villain of all!  HE OFFERS US REDUNDANCY.  Redundancy is just a POLITICALLY CORRECT way to say JEWS WILL NOT REPLACE US.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Sounds about 60% right.  The 40% wrong though is VERY Significant.  How are there three Spidermen and none of are Jewish.  Gotta imagine it's a scam.  Everything I can imagine that isn't In Real Life is somehow a scam.  IF I CAN IMAGINE IT IT SHOULD BE REAL.  IF ITS NOT REAL SCAMMINESS IS AFOOT.  Cinnamon Toast Crunch Barr is a good non-chocolate incorporated SweetSnack.  That's something to consider.  WHY BOTHER JUST EAT IT.  Who needs to consider things when you can just eat them instead.  PROBABLY SOME PEOPLE.  Oh okay I see.
   What else.  Bison Burger for dinner tomorrow!  GOT SOME GREAT OPTIONS FOR LUNCH.  This is gonna be great I'm excited about tomorrow.  Oh no I have another Marvel movie to watch tomorrow!  Dr. Strange Loves Multiverse Of Magic.  Not sure what that's all about but I guess I'll find out!  Hmm.  The important thing is what else is going on.  Saw that Jennifer Lopez married Bennifer Affleck.  Oh that's where Bennifer: The Phrase came from.  When they were together two decades ago.  Wow.  I guess Ben Affleck saw a trailer for the movie Marry Me and thought HEY THAT'S NOT A BAD IDEA.  Also I say saw a TRAILER and not THE MOVIE ITSELF because I feel it's a stretch for the imagination to believe Someone Went To See That Movie.  I CALL EM LIKE I SEE EM.  ON MY TV SCREEN IN TRAILERS.  When it's on TV it's not a trailer it's a TV SPOT.  Trailers are like 2.5 minutes.  TV SPOTS ARE 30 SECONDS.  Probably can have sixty second Previews on YouTube and crap too.  The point is IT MATTERS.  A LOT.
    Sure.  I could use a good palate cleanser.  Not sure why.  Just an INSTINCT I have.  Lollipop would do that job great, real great.  Probably.  Gotta hold that in my back pocket though.  For later.  Also I could put it in my FRONT pocket.  Makes more sense.  THAT'S JUST NOT HOW I DO THINGS.  Hmm.  Maybe two Recesses for Act III tonight.  Take a recess after this paragraph BUT go into NEXT PHASE with the premise THERE MAY EVEN BE ANOTHER RECESS.  Yep that's what 2 recesses would mean.  I HAD TO EXPLAIN IT TO YOU AGAIN BY REPEATING MYSELF BECAUSE YOU'RE SOME SORT OF IDIOT.  The point is I feel like if Celebrities are allowed to be happy as Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez PRESUMABLY are being WE SHOULD ALL GET TO FEEL HAPPY.  It's only FAIR.  Otherwise THIS NEWS IS CRAP.  GOTTA BE EVEN PLAYING FIELD OR SOMETHING.  I DUNNO.  LOST TRACK OF HOW LITTLE SENSE I WAS MAKING.  Either VERY LITTLE or NONE AT ALL.  NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.  Ok break Time!

    OKAY just had delicious SHORT RECESS and am having PALATE CLEANSER Cinnamon Toast Crunch Barr!  Saw on TWITTER some guy tweeted a picture of a Cinnamon Toast Crunch PROTEIN Barr.  Different from what I have!  SOUNDS INTERESTING.  It made NO SOUND.  It was an image.  LOOKS LIKE IT WOULD SOUND INTERESTING IF I COULD HEAR IT.  Oh okay that checks out.  Anyway I finished the candy bar but the memories will last me a lifetime.  Gotta imagine I'll have Nothing Better To Do over the rest of my life Other Than Think About This One Candy Bar.  And not the bar in general.  THIS SPECIFIC EATING OF THE BAR.  IT WAS PRETTY GOOD all in all. In the UPPER 50% QUADRANT of times I've enjoyed this candy bar.  50% isn't a quadrant.  Gotta imagine quadrants are 25%'s, right?  QUAD.  Anyway LET'S GO DOWN TO THE QUAD.  That's a COLLEGE reference.  In TV colleges there's always A QUAD you can go down to.  I DON'T HAVE 100% OF TE DETAILS IN FRONT OF ME.
    Hmm.  Watched some Homerun Derby.  HATED the camera angle.  I GET NOTHING OUT OF THESE HOMERUNS IT TURNS OUT.  Oh well that's life.  Feels like Act III Part II will be 4 paragraphs.  JUST LIKE THE FIRST PART OF ACT III.  A REALLL QUADRANT.  Hmm.  Might have NO indulgent snack tonight.  Feels like one way to go about my life.  Hmm.  Tomorrow night might have a CLASSIC POP TART + ICE CREAM SANDWICH Breakfast.  I can have Bonus Chocolate Chip Pancake but I JUST HAD THAT NOW.  SAVE IT FOR A TODAY.  SPACE THINGS OUT A BIT.  SPACE OUT THINGS A BIT.  SPACE BITS OUT TINGS.  I feel like the ending of Spiderman WAS VERY UNREALISTIC.  Not sure what that means.  It doesn't even mean what it presumably means!  I don't know why I said it at all.  Oh well that's ON YOU to figure out.  Your problem, not mine!  That's my assumption!  Could be wrong I guess.  Oh well I've been wrong before.  Kinda used to it at this point!  Kinda grown on me!  Being wrong I mean.  Kinda get off sexually on it at this point is what I'm trying to say.
    Cool.  Look could I have three and a half cinnamon toast crunk bars for breakfast tomorrow?  Probably.  Otherwise would I propose that as a Hypothetical for any good reason?  Don't Think So!  Got physiciarist ZOOM appointment tomorrow Late Fternoon.  AS LATE IN THE AFTERNOON AS IT GETS.  4:30 PM NO  SPOILERS.  I guess you could have like a 5:30 PM Doctor Appointment. NORMALLY we're saying 5:30 would be EVENING and not Late Afternoon BUT IN THE CONTEXT OF DOCTOR APPOINTMENTS I'm willing to be flexible on what I think.  Hmm.  Feels like when I was A CHILD suffering from DEPRESSION I saw Regular Depression Physiatrist in the NightTimes.  Good deal!  Probably.  Didn't get that good a deal.  Probably was paying this sucker A HUNDRED OR TWO DOLLARS every time he helped me.  Good.  Sounds fair!  YA GIVE A LITTLE YA GET A LITTLE.  That's how the world works my friend.  Hmm.  I was DEPRESSED as a Kid because THIS IS BULLSHIT.  Oh ok makes sense.
    Lat paragraph of Act III part II!  Presumably Act III Part III will consist of Tootsie Pop palata cleanser and beer #2 of 2 Also Palate Cleanser.  Why does my palate need so much cleaning.  I dunno!  But it does!  That's life.  Been a while since I was depressed. I don't think I've been depressed in like fourteen years!  BUT MAN OH MAN WAS I DEPRESSED.  Being depressed is FUN.  It's SOMETHING TO DO.  Well I guess there's depression where it's A HEAVY WEIGHT OF NOTHING.  But MY last depression was LTOS OF FUN if I remember it correctly which I Probably Don't.  Just lots of having fun being sad.  Hope I can work that kinda stuff back into my life one day!  Can't hurt to dream.  I'm sure I could figure out things to be depressed about.  EASY.  It's not so simple to actually PUT THAT INTO MOTION though and BE depressed about it.  That'll require a bit of effort on my part, sure, no doubt!  Ultimately Worth it though!  Anyway BREAK #2 of 2 for Act III.  BE BACK SOON.

   HEY.  Time to write Presumably 4 More Paragraphs.  While, "ON," 2nd beer and TOOTSIE POP.  Lemme start sucking on that POST HASTE.  Delicious.  Anyway watched some Home Run Derby.  Which I mean I FAST FORWARD THROUGH IT at 2X THE SPEED.  I dunno if it's LITERALLY going Twice As Fast As Reality.  But it's LISTED as going 2x on the TV.  Seems plausible it's 2x the Reality!  BUT ALSO I WOULDN'T BE SCHOCKED IT IF IT WAS DIFFERENT.  Ok moving on.  Presumably watching a Talse Crypt before bed.  I like that idea.  I'm about 5 minutes into one RIGHT NOW.  Probably gonna finish watching THAT one.  Yep checks out makes a ton of sense.  Moving on.  Been a while since I had delicious Frozen Egg sandwich.  How about some Frozen Sperm Sandwich.  I dunno about that.  Don't have any in stock FIRST OF ALL.  Anyway.  Thinking about frozen eggs and sperm in light of Abortoin Bannings.  CAN I SOLVE ABORTIONS?  Gotta figure I can figure out a way EVERYONE wins re: Abortions.  Come back to me on this one!
   How about if you don't want an abortion you don't have to have one!  NOPE NOT GOOD ENOUGH.  I also want YOU to not have them.  SO YOU COULD SEE THE KIND OF BIND WE'RE IN.  What else is up.  THE SHINS are Very far from being A Boring Band.  Lots of good CHORD progressions off the top of my head.  LOVE THEM SHINS.  IN FACT I WANNA NAME MY KID, "SHIN."  I've got my reasons!  Get off my back about it!  The Shines is The Shins with just ONE EXTRA LETTER.  Gotta imagine there's a band called The Shines somewhere.  I feel like MAYBE it's a racial slur but there's no EVIDENCE that's the context you're using it in!  IT'S ALL JUST GUESSWORK.  Good.  Also I'm only 80% sure that's a racial slur.  Pretty confident it is but there's a small chance I'm just mistaking words for other words.  Oh well.  FINISHING UP TOOTSIE POP RIGHT AROUND NOW.  Solid chance I have ANOTHER ONE IMMINENTLY.  That's what happens when ya have delicious un-indulgent Cinnamon Toast Crunck Bar instead of Indulgant Quest Bar.  MORE THAN ENOUGH ROOM FOR A BONUS LOLLIPOP. It's a CHARMED LIKE I LEAD.
   I guess.  Penultimate paragraph of the DayTime I guess!  Wow what a 12 hours its been.  I remember 12 hours ago I HAD NO IDEA if I'd successfully make it through Spidermen.  I DID.  AND IT WAS OKAY.  I have Few Regrets!  Hmm.  Been facing EAST on external keyboard Act III PART III.  Forget if I told you this already-- but first two parts of Act III were facing NORTH on external keyboard!!!  NOW WE'RE ALL COT UP.  Hmm I'd like to sleep in a cot.  Ok NOW we're all caught up.  Jeez.  Figure I'll have delicious Tootsie Pop when entry is all done and Internetted Up, and delicious Health Ice Cream Barr when I'm Bedtime Adjacent.  GOOD.  Anything exciting happening tomorrow.  SURE MARVEL MOVIE TO REMEMBER.  Oh right gotta remember that.  Marvel is all well and good but have you heard the good news about CARVEL?  THEY'RE AN ICE CREAM WAREHOUSE OR SOMETHING.  Brand.  Franchise.  Whatever you wanna call it THEY DO ICE CREAM.  HEY ICE CREAM I LOVE IT
    Last paragraph of the day!  Amazing!  GONNA SEE WHAT HAPPEN IN HOMERUB DORBY now.  Not watch it.  FASTFORWAD throughit.  THEN WRITE FINAL PARAGRAH.  OKAY hey time to write the last paragraph.  Off the top of my head I'm gonna give Today's Entry a Solid 3.5/10.  Not sure about the, "Solid," part.  I'm gonna give today a, "FLIMSY 3.5 out of 10."  Anyway.  FLIMSY.com is a fun website for them to advertise in movie theaters before commercials before trailers before movie (BEFORE CREDITS).  Not sure what it's ABOUT.  Not sure if the website IS ACTUALLY FILMSY.com and not FLIMSY.com.  NOT SURE ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS THESE DAYS.  What else is up.  HEY I JUST REALIZED OTHER SUPER HEROES WILL SHOW UP TOMORROW IN DOCTOR STRANGE.  I could give a fig about this jerk BUT SPIDERMAN MIGHT POP IN FOR A SCENE OR TWO!  Now you're talking my language.  FILM.  I wonder how long Strange Movie will be.  Off The Top Of My Head TWO HOURS SEVENTEEN MINUTES.  Let's LTURQ.  ONLY 2 HOURS SIX MINUTES.  GOOD THANK GOD.  Hmm.  Hey that's it for today.  I'll see ya again tomorry!

-9:48 P.M.

Sunday, July 17, 2022

That Sounds Familiar

    Hey!  About 15-30 minutes behind schedule today.  Should be able to get in everything on TimeTrack today!  Worst case scenario is I cut ACT I short a paragraph or two to give me more cushion for Next Phase of day.  So that's good!  Had a fair amount of MightNight snacking last night.  That's no good!  Had last chocolate chip pancake for breakfast.  That was okay!  WELL THAT'S ABOUT IT.  See ya tomorrow!  BUT until tomorrow let's write 25 more paragraphs today.  That's a lot of paragraphs!  Hmm.  Mets game at 2:20 PM!  Great!  I like me a good daytime game.  I hope they do, too!  I dunno if they're gonna win every game-- probably won't!-- but if they're having fun that's halfway productive I guess.  Anyway.  Guy turned down a 440 million contract yestrday!  Which at first sounded INSANE.  Would have been biggest contract in major league baseball history.  BUT when you take into account it was over 15 years, the YEARLY value would have only been 15-20th highest YARLY value for major league baseball history.  Still though I'D TAKE THAT CONTRACT.  What if he gets permanently injured next month.  He'd feel like a FOOL.  Also how much more money than Almost Half A Billion Dollars do you need.  EXACTLY half a billion dollars.  Oh okay sounds fair.
    Hmm.  The point is I GUESS I'm rooting for him to get a better deal.  I feel like some people are rooting for this to blow up in his face, and some people are rooting for him to succeed in ultimately doing better.  I FEEL LIKE ROOTING FOR THIS SUCKER why not.  Anyway what else is crap.  I would take a 440 HUNDRED dollar 15 year contract.  Wait no I wouldn't.  Well I dunno.  If it involved 15 minutes of work or something each year I'd take that deal!  It's not an EXCLUSIVE contract and it's hardly anything.  I just get 4.4 thousand dollars over 15 years for more or less nothing.  SURE That sounds like a good deal.  It's called STRATEGY get on board.  Unless inflation turns money into negative value.  Not sure how that might work.  But having money i suddenly INVERSELY valuable.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Anyway what else.  Chicken dinner part II for tonight.  Most likely Wide Al Fredo for lunch.  But if I REALLY don't wanna have hearty lunch, I guess my other options are Kids chicken parm, chicken Cesar salad, or turkey sandwich!  OR MEAL REPLACEMENT COOKIE can't forget about that!  WRONG I CAN AND WILL.
    Okay.  Getting I believe SIX pairs of socks on Monday or Tuesday.  All the same presumably!  I dunno maybe A MIXED BAG of sock.  Lemme LTURQ.  HMM looks like they're all the same.  Looks like my Mom put in an order for LARGE socks.  I'm a SMALL guy.  I hope my Mom knows what she's doing re: sock size!  Anyway I dunno.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Caviar Day and National Sour Candy Day.  Never had caviar!  I know it's go-to stereotype as Fancy Food.  Fish eggs or something, right?  And it could be a SPREAD or something on a small piece of TOAST or something.  JOUR DEERVE POSSIBLY?  Tastes a bit FISHY and a bit SALTY.  Google also says TASTES LIKE SALT WATER.  I can taste salt water ALREADY.  Just drink some SALT water.  Not TOO MUCH.  Unhealthy!  Either way gotta be more to it than that, right?  Either way Sour Candy is Sour Candy.  When I was a kid WARHEADS were the big thing for about a year.  Dunno how their marketing campaign achieved such great success.  But for a year THEY WERE IT.  Also Warheads were very sour candy.  I dunno if they even make em at all!  I DUNNO IF I'M REMEMBERING THE NAME CORRECTLY.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP THEY'RE REAL.
    Wonderful.  I'd have a warhead.  Why not!  I got nothing BETTER to do.  Hmm. Fourth paragraph already!  AGAIN this morning before getting out of bed I strongly considered NOT getting out of bed remotely on time and skipping entry.  This is DAILY at this point.  And DAILY I always end up getting some entry in somehow!  Haven't skipped a day for at least a month or two.  I FORGET exactly.  I'd LTURQ but it'd take LIKE FIVE MINUTES.  Maybe LATER.  But WHY.  What's the payoff.  Having that knowledge does NOTHING for me.  Hmm.  Whose pitching for the Mets today.  I bet it's someone POSSIBLY ADEQUATE.  Maybe No-Warning-People-He-Had-Covid-In-The-Future Chris Bassitt!  IT TAKES ALL KINDS.  I guess.  Unless he infects someone due to his disregard for their safety and they die.  Then ya know what I'm solidly 100% AGAINST THAT.  No credit for him fulfilling All Kinds.  Anyway David Peterson is pitching.  That's good.  WAIT A SECOND.  His name is a mix em up of PETER DAVIDSON.  PETE DAVIDSON.  WOW WHAT ARE ODDS!!!  100% it turns out.  Because that's what it is.
    Okay.  Fifth paragraph!  Wanna get in the next six within 45-50 minutes at the latest.  Probably can do that no problem. Maybe I can do that SOME problem.  Maybe I CAN'T do that ALL PROBLEM.  What else is going on and crap.  Been enjoying the standard of last week of watching an episode OR TWO of Tales Crypt before bed.  VERY MUCH IN SPIRIT OF THINGS.  ALSO VERY OFTEN THERE'S SPIRITS (GHOSTS) in these Tales that came from Some Crypt.  Not as often as you might expect.  Lots more often that there's conjoined twins.  EVERY OTHER EPISODE WITH THAT CRAP.  Oh well.  Gotta give the people what they want!  Or make the people want what you give them.  That sounds even better!  Not for PEOPLE.  But for YOU.  You get to give them WHATEVER YOU WANT and somehow MAKE THEM be on board.  WELL DONE I GUESS.  The point is WHERE CAN I GET SOME CAVIAR.  And how have I never had it before.  I LOVE ME hors dourves.  I guess I was never at a fancy enough occasion!  COFFEE TIME.
    What's up and crap.  Took a look at al fredo dish.  Sometimes they give a smaller LESS HEARTIER portion.  Not this time!  Looked like a big portion.  Anyway.  Guess I can have that.  Why not.  Gotta have it at some point.  That's my impression!  Wonder if Pop Up Store is still alive and kicking today.  Guess I'll find out soon.  I was excited for new Queens Convenience Store.  They tricked me good!  Anyway I like Spiderman more than the median person.  I RELATE to him because of many reasons!  GREW UP IN QUEENS.  OFTEN SMARTYPANT.  Learn Spiderlike Ways.  ALL THE GOOD REASONS TO RELATE TO HIM.  Also he's generally a Teenager and/or Younger super hero.  I'M 33 BUT IN SPIRIT I AM A TEENAGER and/or Younger Non-Super hero.  Gotta imagine I'm KIND OF a hero.  We're all heroes in our own stories.  Some people might get off on being villains.  Some people might not consider themselves heroes OR villains.  I pity them!  GET INTO IT you can be a MAIN CHARACTER if only you tried!  Hmm.  Seventh paragraph coming up!
    Amazing.  Gotta re-take INVENTORY of all the medications I have in stock.  I did inventory about a year ago!  The kept it up to varying degrees of quality.  Which basically means USELESS.  If it's not 100% right what good is it.  Gonna start from scratch.  Today or tomorrow!  POSSIBLY EVEN TODAY.  So that's good.  Not FOR ME.  I have to DO something.  But for FUTURE me.  So I'd have it done.  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta write these paragraphs!  Not necessarily QUICKLY but I can't let myself get DISTRACTED.  Otherwise that spells DOOM for me!  Well, for my Dad!  I'll be on track MORE OR LESS to fit in Acts I and II and Walks II and III to give my Dad JUST BARELY enough room for THE WINDOW where he wants to take his walk.  But I'd like to give him AS BIG A WINDOW AS POSSIBLE. Get my stuff done as QUICKLY AS POSSIBLE.  We know all this.  This is the premise of every morning.  You gotta know what's going on in my head for this stuff by now, right?
    Eighth paragraph!  Amazing.  Is JOHN KASSIR, the voice of Crypt Keeper, still alive?  As long as he's alive Tales Crypt has SOME CHANCE of returning.  YEP HE'S STILL ALIVE.  Amazing.  Weird that he has to be alive to do the voice of a Dead Person.  Right?  Not really.  It's not a REAL dead person.  IT'S HIM-- ALIVE PERSON!  ACTING AS A DEAD PERSON.  Also Crypt Keeper is HALF DEAD.  We learn in one episode his parents are Ancient Egyptian Mummy and Side Show Performer with 2 faces.  So I'm guessing he's just half dead and half freak.  BUT he might have DIED after that.  He LIVED as half dead and half freak.  Then he died.  Now he's ONE POINT FIVE dead and POINT FIVE FREAK.  Hmm.  Gonna have to remember to ask someone about this if I ever meet anyone who worked on the franchise.  Presumably they've got some answers in regards to How Alive Is This Guy Exactly.  Hmm.  PLENTY of time as of now.  LIFE IS WORKING OUT GREAT I GUESS.
    Hmm.  ASKED my Mom about Large Socks.  She knows!  She knows what she's doing I guess.  I TRUST HER.  What else is going on and crap.  What if I had like half the al fredo with some bread or something.  That way it's not as hearty!  But then I gotta eat the other half at some point HOT SHOT what do you think of that.  NOT MUCH.  Hmm.  What if I ate 85% of it and threw the rest out hot shot.  That sounds vaguely reasonable.  Not the best CONSERVATIONALISTWISE.  But I could see OTHER people doing that in this scenario.  And why shouldn't I do what other people might do.  I'm a person JUST LIKE THEM.  So that's good.  Got a nice SNACK coming up either way.  Maybe Cinnamon Toast Crunch Barr!  MAYBE SOMETHING ELSE what the Hell do I know.  I MAY have finished the last New Ice Cream Sandwich over night.  Oh well.  Live and learn!  Probably!  At the very least do ONE of them.  METS GAME in DayTime means I'm probably not gonna watch MarvelMovies today!  Maybe tomorrow!
     Last paragraph of the act!  Let's knock this one out of the park.  By which I mean Just Do It.  It'll be what it it'll be!  All I have control over is WRITING SOME SENTENCES.  Hoping for the best.  Probably could do more than that.  But I'm not gonna!  Go figure!  Hmm.  I CHECKED TO SEE IF MORTONS HAS CAVIAR as SIDE or something.  NOPE.  Oh well such is life.  FOR MY BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR I WANNA GET MORTONS.  And I want people protesting responsibly outside the restaurant that I won't find out about until I go home.  AND THEN TELL PEOPLE THAT IT WAS THE WORST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME.  Maybe just the first part about Eating Their Food.  Why not.  I like food!  EAT IT ALL THE TIME.  That's how I operate!  Hmm.  For a LONG time the website was about other stuff.  Then at some point it just became about food.  Go figure!  Hey the good news is I'm takin' a walk and I got plenty of time and shit to do stuff!  See ya soon!

If Only You Knew

    Hi!  Guess I'm starting to look forward to Wide Al Fredo lunch. It'd be nice if I could eat only 85% but the odds are once I start I'm gonna see it through to the end!  Anyway.  Aiming to finish this act in 40 minutes.  Probably do that like 80-85% of the time All Things Being Equal.  And if I go over by 5 or 10 minutes NOT THE END OF THE WORLD.  I mean, the end of the world might happen then BY CHANCE.  But I don't think you can blame me and my going over by 5 or 10 minutes!  Probably not!  Maybe I should look into that just to be sure I'm not ending the world based on my nonsense.  Oh well what can ya do.  Put KETO BROWNIE and Cinnamon Toast Crunch bar in fridge.  Gonna have one of em most likely in about an hour Oh I Don't Know TWENTY MINUTES.  Maybe have the other one as afternoon snack.  LATE afternoon snack.  This other one is an EARLY afternoon snack.  DON'T GET IT TWISTED.  Or get it twisted, maybe that's how you like things, what do I know.  Hmm.  Am I looking forward to dinner?  Yeah I guess so.  Wasn't thinking about it EXPLICITLY until just now.  And now?  SURE I CAN DIG THAT.
    Right!  Four more paragraphs to go.  Facing EAST on COMPUTER KEYBOARD fir Acts I and II as is the goldon standard.  GOTTA HAVE MY EARBUDS CHARGING.  Plugging in Keyboard Remote Access USB Thing takes the place of Charging Ear Buds.  So it doesn't matter for Act III-- done with walks!  PROBABLY could survive not charging it in the morning and have Keyboard USB in there BUT I AIN'T CURIOUS ENOUGH TO FIND OUT.  Hmm.  Pop Up store STILL GOING STRONG.  Plenty of people on line and whatknot.  Maybe the pop up store is gone and they're just being told one at a time very slowly they're too late.  I don't think that'd be fair!  Surely there's an easy way of telling EVERYONE THERE AT ONCE GO HOME YOU'RE TOO LATE.  But maybe they GET OFF on making people wait on line for no reason.  Probably do.  That's how they got into this business in the first place!  The point is what else is up.  Been a while since I played any guitar even for the shortest amount of time.  I guess I can do that for a few minutes later today.  Not sure what it would accomplish.  Not sure  what it WOULDN'T accomplish either though!
   YEAH.  Gonna have to start a New Gum.  Been having the same kind of gum over and over, like I said yesterday or the day before, because I'm too lazy to open up a 2nd pack.  ANYWAY I finished the last pack (SPEARMINT) for last walk.  WHAT FLAVOR WILL I GO TOWARDS NEXT?  You could make a STRONG case for Wintermint.  VERY STRONG CASE.  Not so strong that it'd become a problem!  JUST STRONG ENOUGH.  What else is up.  Not happy about MightNight snacking last night.  The good news is TONIGHT I WILL FINALLY STOP DOING IT FOR GOOD.  Feels like it should be pretty easy and intuitive to do.  THEN IT'S SETTLED.  SETTLED LAW.  LIKE ROE VERSUS WADE. UNTIL YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND ON THE SPOT LATER ON.  Anyway at what point do we start thinking of Roe Versus Wade as the standard abortion law case and start framing it around Dobbs is now the standard abortion law case to refer to when talking about Abortion Rights.  DOBBS.  I can get used to that.  Not HAPPY I HAVE TO get used to it.  But WORD-WISE Dobbs is a reasonable word.  I'M NOT FOR THE DECISION IN DOBBS.  I JUST THINK THE WORD IS OKAY.
    I hope they reverse it as soon as possible and there' A NEW WORD or something, I dunno!  We'll see how that pans out.  Dobbs Vs Jackson is complete title.  I guess I can get used to that, too.  I prefer just DOBBS though.  What else is going on and crap.  LESS than 2 paragraphs to go.  With roughly 25 minutes to fit it in.  WOW THIS IS A GREAT SURPLUS OF TIME I'm, "LOVIN'," It.  Just like MCDONALDS in the late 90's.  WHEN AND HOW LONG WAS THEIR, "I'M LOVIN' IT," CAMPAIGN.  THIS IS IMPORTANT I better LTURQ.  STARTED IN 2002 ACTUALLY IT TURNS OUT.  And STILL IN USE TODAY.  TWENTY YEARS LATER.  Wait a second 2002 was TWENTY YEARS AGO?  That doesn't sound right.  YET IT IS.  Hmm guess there's something wrong with my hearing then!  Also WHOSE The, "I," in, "I'm lovin' it."  Can't be ME.  I never told them I was lovin' it or anything.  Can't be MCDONALDS CORPORATION.  I guess it COULD BE but I don't think it is.  Just some weird hypothetical person we know nothing about but for some reason they've achieved the I pro-noun.  GOOD FER THEM.
    Last paragraph of Daytime Day!  Got lots of time to write this paragraph.  AMAZING.  What else is up.  HMM major league baseball draft is tonight.  Rounds one and two!  WHERE MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL TEAMS pick high school and/or college players to JOIN THEIR ORGANIZATION.  Mets got 3 or 4 picks I think tonight alone.  LEMME LTURQ.  YEP FOUR.  80 picks overall tonight and Mets have 4 picks IN TOP 75!  AMAZING.  I hope they pick some REAL SUPERSTARS.  Sounds like the best strategy off the top of my head.  Anyway.  We can imagine New Draftees as CREATE A PLAYERS in MLB VIDEO GAMES.  We don't know how they'll perform yet but WE CAN SPECULATE ON THEIR RELATIVE SKILL LEVELS in 5-20 categories.  Amazing.  NEW NAMES TOO.  No one ever HEARD of these names before YET some of them might become players who we know their names FIVE OR SEVEN YEARS FROM NOW.  Anyway that's it for Daytime Day.  I'll be back tonight!.

no one tells me anything

    Hey friends.  It's ME again!  Same guy as before.  Probably.  If I'm not the same guy as before it's news to me.  Just enjoyed delicious palate cleanser Fudgesicle after delicious Palate Corrupter chicken dinner part II.  Lotta chicken left over for Part II!  Probably even more than part I!!!  NOT SO MUCH UNEVEN THOUGH.  Did a PRETTY good job splitting chicken as well as sides into Halves.  ANYWAY.  Had ALL of the wide al fredo for lunch.  I have no regrets!  Because after all THEY KNEW WHAT THEY WERE DOING WHEN THEY GAVE ME A MEAL AND I ACCEPTED IT ON THEIR TERMS and that's the RIGHT way to live one's life is my assumption.  Anyway taking out garbage in about 45 minutes.  Gotta imagine I'll be on RECESS around that time!  Delicious.  RECESS MEANS NEW SNACK.  I can't WAIT.  I will have to.  But I CAN'T.  If you can't do something you have to do you spontaneously combust, right?  NOPE. WRONG.  THAT'S NOT SPONTANEOUS AT ALL idiot.  IT'S... The Antonym of Spontaneous... COMBUSTION.  Let's LTURQ.  Planned... forced... calculated... either way you get the point.  I combusted AS THE LOGICAL PREDICTABLE RESULT OF NOT BEING ABLE TO WAIT for upcoming snack.
   Makes sense!  I guess.  Got beer going since getting home from last walk.  Almost done with it at this point Lo These 75 Minutes Later.  Probably gonna go with 3 beers for tonight.  I can think of worse things to do!  Can think of better things to do.  SEX off the top of my head.  Presumably with a lady of my preference.  Yep that checks out.  The good news is EARLY afternoon snack was Keto Brownie and LATE afternoon snack was Delicious Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bar.  Also THIS IS WEIRD but I think I get something EXTRA out of having Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bar because I'd LOVE a CRUNCH BAR the candy and JUST IT BEING TE SAME NAME I GET A LITTLE EXTRA KICK OUT OF THAT.  Also it's still filled with sugar regardless of the name so I get a kick out of that.  BUT ALSO THE NAME THING.  So that's good.  Hey that was a good part of a Bange a few months ago.  One of the biggest banges!  Got a whole pack of Mini Crunch Bars and Ate the whole bag!  THE STUFF INSIDE THE BAG.  I only PARTIALLY ate the bag itself GIVE ME SOME CREDIT.  Do you know a better way of getting at the inside of the bag without eating Part Of The Bag ITSELF?  Because IF YOU DO I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT.
    What else is up.  Oh No apparently beer is done.  Don't feel like going to get another one this sentence though.  Maybe in a few sentences.  A paragraph at most!  GO FIGURE.  Okay!  Facing NORTH on External Keyboard right now.  I feel comfortable with that get-up!  I was gonna say SET UP but then GET UP occurred to me and I decided it was MUCH MORE FUN.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Get up, set up.  Set up for your rights.  What kind of government does Jamaica have these days.  And/or those days.  But more importantly These Days.  Let's LTURQ.  SOME REPORT CITED ON WIKIPEDIA CALLED IT A, "FLAWED DEMOCRACY."  Aren't we all.  Nope.  Some of us are flawed dictatorships!  LITTLE BIT TOO MUCH DEMOCRACY IN THIS DICTATORSHIP. NOT OPERATING AT FULL DICTATORSHIP SPEED.  MIGHT WANNA GET THAT LOOKED AT.  Hey good news I'm gonna go get more beer now.  Also IN TE COURSE OF TINGS refill some soda too!  Good deal!
    Anyway.  Probably aiming for six paragraphs here for Act III Part I.  Wow I'm halfway there.  WITHIN Act III.  Not ENTIRE LIFEWISE.  If we're talking how deep into the entry am I for MY ENTIRE LIFE gotta imagine I'm... uh... huh... Too Confusing.  CONFUSED MYSELF.  Started out making sense to myself but then I had to start Crunching Numbers and Confusion QUICKLY SET IN and ENTRENCHED ITSELF THUSLY.  Oh well that's life.  The good news is what else is crap.  Not sure what cereal to have tomorrow.  Frosted flakes or Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  I'm running low on both!  Think I have enough for a bowlsworth of either though!  Frosted flakes might be the sleeper choice of the season.  What season.  Whatever season we're in now.  I wanna say SUMMER.  But then again I also wanna say ANOTHER WORD FOR SUMMER.  Doesn't seem right that there's Fall and Autumn but every other season gotta make do with one name.  I'm SURE there's other words for Summer IN ENGLISH.  I can imagine Shakespeare using another word AND PEOPLE JUST HAD  TO DEAL WIT IT.  HE'S SHAKESPEARE GIVE HIM THE BENEFIT OF TE DOUBT in regards to making up words.  Lemme LTURQ.  Google OTHER WORDS FOR SUMMER.  HEY a website with 12 synonyms for summer!  Top synonym on the website?  Summertime.  BRILLIANT.
   #3 synonym?  HEAT.  Amazing.  I feel like this website was created by a six year old.  Not THIS website.  THAT website.  THIS website is created by a twenty three year old and operated by a thirty three year old.  Go figure.  Leaning towards Frosted Flakes would be the best choice for breakfast BUT I like the idea of Knocking Cinnamon Toast Crunch out of the way so I don't continue to indulge in it as a snack.  Sooner I breakfast it out the less I'm gonna graze on it over the course of days!  SO KEEP TAT IN MIND TOMORROW.  Not sure what good that'll do.  But go ahead and do it anyway!  Couldn't HURT I feel!  Anyway are you like me and wondering, "HEY WHAT THE HELL IS THE 2nd TOP SYNONYM FOR SUMMER."?  Because HERE IT IS-- Vacation.  The other word for summer is vacation.  Kinda feels like a SCHOOL-CENTRIC framing.  Summer vacation is mostly a school thing, right?  MAYBE A HOCKEY AND FOOTBALL THING TOO OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
    YEAH!  One more paragraph before amazing recess.  Good deal!  Looking forward to upcoming snack.  Maybe have 2 halfway indulgent snacks instead of one Quite Indulgent (QUEST) and one Not Indulgent.  We're talking I can have GOOD Ice cream sandwich AND GOLDON GRAHAM BARR both.  WOW gonna have to think about that one.  NO ONE ELSE IS GONNA TINK ABIT IT FOR ME.  Maybe they will BUT TO WHAT PURPOSE.  Hmm.  DANG.  This page is THESAURUS.COM.  You'd think with that kinda domain they'd be more official than a seven year olds' impression of synonyms for summer.  Kinda feels like this is dumber than it should be is my general impression.  Go figurer.  At least they got antonyms right.  One antonym.  Winter.  I GOT NO PROBLEM THERE.  I think they knocked that out of the park 100%!  Now that I think about it they're just seasons that don't have a lot in common.  Whose to say really if they're antonyms.  Doesn't seem fair to take that as a given.  HEY I'm gonna take recess now as a given.  Be back in about 20-30 minutes.  WOW LONG RECESS.  YOU KNOW IT.

   Having delicious Indulgence Ice Cream Sandwich.  CHOCOLATE FLAVOR.  Anyway I read the NAMES of the two Mets picks of the draft tonight.  One of them is a Catcher.  Not in his name.  In his job description.  Like Holdon Caulfield.  His name isn't Catcher but he wants to grow up to be a catcher one day or something.  I don't have all the details!  Either way THAT RECESS WAS TWENTY MINUTES AT MOST.  I guess.  Think I'll just have the 2 beers again tonight.  GOOD FOR ME.  Maybe eat 96 more calories as SNACK instead of having it as beer.  I'll make you CRY. 96 CALORIES.  More or less that's all I got.  HEY only 3+ paragraphs to go for the rest of the night.  ALSO DELICIOUS GOLDON GRAHAM BARR when entry is over?  Now I'm talking my language!  ENGLISH.  Also potentially MATH THE LANGUAGE OF LOVE.  Or music.  THE LANGUAGE OF MATH.  What else is up.  Oh right I gotta finish the, "+."  GET DOWN TO JUST 3.
   Hey I did it!  Good.  Guess I'm watching TWO Tales Crypt tonight for beddtime.  That's how early it is tonight Right Now This Deep Into Entry! ...About 20 minutes earlier than usual!  Good.  Two episodes I don't have very positive feelings about.  Maybe tonight is the time they turn it all around though!  I think I'll do my best to enjoy them and that's all anyone can ask of me.  You can ask more.  Might even get more!  BUT WHY TAKE THE RISK.  Just ask very little of me and we'll all be a lot happier.  Sounds about right.  Good.  Maybe have another Cinnamon Toast Crunch Barr as End Of Entry Treat.  Less calories than Goldon Graham barr.  DELICIOUS ALL TEH SAME.  Hey better put one in the fridge.  So it's SLIGHTLY, "Fridged," when I eat it in 20 minutes.   YEAH LET'S DO THAT.  I'll BREEB.  Also that allows me to have standard ice cream bar as BEDTIME snack instead of something less.  TONIGHT IS WORKING OUT TO BE ONE OF TE BEST NIGHTS OF MY ENTIRE WEEK.  First night of the week.  CASE CLOSED THEN I GUESS.
   Penultimate paragraph!  SWITCHED to facing EAST for the last 2 paragraphs.  That's the station it will be at for Overnight and Most Of The Day.  So I'm jus STAYING AHEAD OF THAT EIGHT BALL by taking care of Moving It Now!  YEAH.  Anyway what's up and shit.  Ya know maybe I will have third beer.  Almost done with second one.  LET'S SEE.  I dunno.  Played acoustic guitar for a solid 180 Seconds earlier tonight.  We're talkin ALL the chords.  Well maybe at least three of them.  Definitely remember a C in there.  Definitely a G, too.  THAT MIGHT HAVE BEEN IT.  Hey it's better than nothing!  Also I dunno if this guitar is tuned to STANDARD tuning exactly.  It's what WOULD HAVE BEEN a C (or a G) if it was tuned STANDARDLY.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT is the point.  OH I KNOW.  Bb.  What else is up.  Finished beer #2!  Guess I'll go get beer #3 either NOW or NEVER.  Also NOW could include SOON.  And NEVER can include Some point after tonight but Before The Universe Ends.  OH NO I just remembered  the universe is gonna end.  FUCK
    Lat paragraph of the day.  I was gonna go get a beer #3 but then I couldn't will myself to get out of my chair and now I've decided against it completely.  I had my shot and I blew it!  GOOD.  Means it's still in the cards I can drink 3 beers TOMORROW NIGHT.  If I did it tonight I'd go into tomorrow and the next day DEFINITELY not wanting to drink three beers. Now ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.  I LOVE IT.  I'm lovin' it.  Anyway in 2002 I was well into puberty so I could physically love lots of things.  Doesn't mean I ALWAYS DID.  Huh.  Speaking of food.  Three options for lunch tomorrow!  Chicken Cesar Salad.  Kids chicken Parm.  Turkey sandwich.  OH BOY THIS IS FUN.  Each of them could make a strong case and each one has their own spin on why it's the most appropriate lunch.  BOY OH BOY.  I just wish I didn't have to  wait 18 hours before I Ultimately Have Said Lunch.  CAN'T I HAVE IT IN TWENTY MINUTES.  NOPE CAN'T.  Oh okay then.  HEY LIFE IS OVER.  I mean, err, umm, ENTRY is over.  LIFE GOES ON.  See ya tomorrow!

-9:33 P.M.

Saturday, July 16, 2022

Did You Hear Something

    Hey!  About half an hour ahead of schedule today.  Gotta accept tiny Fresh Direct order soon and regular Amazon Fresh order this afternoon!  Probably neither will muck up my schedule too much but it's possible one of them does!  Causing me to have Final walk After Dinner before Entry Part III!  We'll see I guess.  TWO Mets games today!  2:20 pm and 8:05 PM!  The point is Fresh Direct will very possibly interrupt Act I but only for a few minutes.  So who cares!  Not me!  I kinda care!  In fact I care a lot!  In fact this is the most consequential moment of my life!!  Anyway checked my weight today on HomeScale!  Within the range I expected but at BOTTOM of the range.  More or less a pound lower than I was expecting exactly!  GOOD DEAL.  At this rate I'll figure out how to lose some more weight one way or another.  If HomeScale is 100% ACCURATE wanna lose 5-10 pounds.  ALSO if homescale is 100% accurate KINDA OKAY WHRE I'M AT EXACTLY.  It's multiple of FIVE you idiot.  125 pounds.  Sounds like FIVE TO THE THIRD POWER.  WOW THAT'S REALLY NEAT.
    Finally had balanced breakfast this morning and it was GREAT!  I loved it!  Got egg whites for another one in the next few days.  ALSO got a Chocolate Chip Pancake as OTHER BREAFKAST I got coming my way.  Anyway.  DELETED mini-donuts from Super Market order ultimately.  I FIGURE I could do 2.5 GOLDON GRAHAM barrs if I wanted to go that route-- kinda similar!  ALSO the classic Pop Tart + Ice Cream Sandwich.  HEY new ice cream sandwich was PRETTY good.  Decent size for amount of calories.  Decent taste!  Kinda slightly TANGY though which I didn't like.  Supposed to be vanilla.  Tasted like vanilla.  Just a very slight TANG to it!  Still good enough overall that I'd probably get it again were it in the cards!  Hmm.  Lunch today.  Possibly salad with 20-25% of slice of pizza.  Possibly NOT.  PLENTY OF OPTIONS.  What else is good.  BRAD PITE episode of Tales Crypt coming up next.  That's an okay episode!  THIS PARAGRAPH IS OVER AND DONE WITH.
   Salad.  Turkey sandwich, pastrami sandwich, kids chicken parm, or wide al fredo.  THESE ARE THE OPTIONS I HAVE FOR LUNCH.  Maybe another sandwich for the 2nd day in a row.  I LIKE SANDWICHES why not.  Cause it's REDUNDANT.  I SEE THAT POINT SURE.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Ice Cream Day and National Peach Ice Cream Day.  You had me at ice cream! You lost me at peach!  You had me AGAIN at Ice Cream!  Hmm.  I'm gonna have some ice cream tonight no doubt about.  Well easily could be MOCK ice cream.  Frozen yogurt or something.  I don't have all the details in front of me.  The point is PRINCESS PEACH is the only peach I'm familiar with.  Is peach also a fruit or something?  I DUNNO!  I feel like if it were I'd be aware of it by now.  Huh.  I feel like there's other princesses who need Mario's help.  Lemme LTURQ.  There's a DAISY and a ROSALINA.  I was thinking Daisy but then I thought actually that doesn't sound right.  TURNS OUT IT WAS RIGHT.  Rosalina I would never have got.  What game is ROSALINA from.  SHES FROM PAST MY TIME.  So WHO CARES.
    Hmm.  Anyway when are we gonna get a Gender Forward mix-em-up where you play as Peach trying to rescue Mario.  Also when are we gonna start using the phrase Gender Forward in the context I just used it.  I feel like it's a GOOD Phrase and it's GOOD context.  Hmm.  Probably gonna get Diner Dinner tonight.  That should help me consider more thoughtfully what I should have for lunch.  Because it's more CONTEXT about what I might have for DINNER tonight.  Hmm.  I guess.  Looks like SECRET SERVICE was possibly up to NO GOOD during January Insurrection.  At best they wanted to be loyal to Trump and not implicate him with their TEXTS.  At worse SOME OF THEM WERE IN ON IT.  At WORST THEY ARE DEMONS FROM THE PIT OF HELL AND ARE GOING TO ENSLAVE US INTO HELL ON EARTH.  That's the worst thing Someone Can Be off the top of my head.  No reason to suspect Secret Service agents of that EXACTLY.  I'm just speaking IN THE MACROSENSE we should avoid demons from the pit of hell who want to enslave us in Hell On Earth.  THIS SHOULDN'T BE A CONTROVERSIAL STATEMENT.
    What else.  YESTERDAY when I was still undecided what Restaurant to lobby for, I considered getting Appetizer Sampler from Diner.  Could think about that some more for tonight!  Probably lean against it though.  NOT HEALTHY AT ALL.  So that's good.  Hmm.  At this point maybe a BISON burger.  Or Fried Calamari if I wanna go FRIED route.  Wait if I wanna go FRIED route just get Sampler.  Oh right.  I can imagine enjoying some ONIONED RINGS.  HEY I got coffee coming my way after this paragraph.  Good deal!  Mets game during afternoon.  Mets game during nighttime.  Today is shaping up to HAVE THINGS IN IT.  Re-upping with Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bars.  That could be a snack!  Could be LOTS of snacks.  Not one after the other.  Just in general.  Over a couple of weeks.  Great.  It's gotta be Diner Dinner, right?  We had Italian Restaurant yesterday!  Feels like we had Deli Dinner just a few days ago!  MAYBE we're due for a Deli Dinner.  In which case my options open up a bit.  HEY GONNA GET COFFEE.
   YEAH.  Last time or two I was unhappy with Deli Chicken Pot Pie.  Probably go with something else if I can Lobby For Deli!  HMM.  BBQ CHICKEN DINNER FOR TWO.  Me.  I'm two.  One after another.  Good.  I can get chicken dinner from Diner and put on BBQ sauce myself.  I GOT SOME AT THE HOMEFRONT.  Okay that's a good idea.  Let's consider that seriously when I get some free time!  Hmm.  That SHOULD eliminate Chicken Cesar Salad and Chicken Parm as lunches today.  Possibly make me lean against turkey.  ALSO ALL THAT FOR TOMORROW AS WELL FOR PART II of Dinner.  Oh okay wonderful.  PASTRAMI SANDWICH FOR TODAY?!?!  I can, "Dig," that!  Good.  Anyway.  Wouldn't mind Act I being interrupted AT ALL.  Let's get this delivery out of the way so I can take walk as soon as I want.  YAH.  Looks like I'm getting some new socks.  They might already be ON THE WAY theoretically.  Maybe not physically.  But the order is put in.  They might be moving it from one facility to another!  Sounds good to me.  Anyway wonder if they had Spiderman socks I could have gotten yesterday.
    Probably... not!  How happy was I with Wheat Thin as SandwichSide yesterday.  Relatively happy.  Maybe give em a six out of ten.  WORTH trying again if I don't feel like gambling.  I COULD try something else hoping it's above a six but it could just as likely be BELOW a six.  Also SURE I considered doing half wheat thins and half a 70 cal fiber brownie yesterday.  I DIDN'T.  Maybe I SHOULD HAVE.  TOO LATE NOW.  Hmm.  I think I had a dream last night I DID get onion rings and they gave TWO TIMES AS MUCH as I expected.  I expect about four with Appetizer Sampler.  They gave me SIX OR SEVEN.  That's not two times as much.  Sounds more like 1.5 or 1.75 as much.  Well sure if you use MATH you can poke holes into ANYTHING.  Hmm.  Goldon Graham Barrs turned out pretty good!  A little bit more calories than your Standard Daytime snack but ya know what?  Worth it!  Not a bad routine to sometimes have these as Hearty DayTime Snacks!  HEY THIS PARAGRAPH IS OVER.  Just like most of the other paragraphs!
    Eighth paragraph!  Anyway.  SATURDAY.  That's one of the best days known to man!  Lotta days unknown to man though that might be better.  The good news is huh.  For reasons I can't get into I feel my ultimate ideal weight could be 118 pounds!  At that point I'd DEFINITELY think might as well get down to even 115 pounds.  But from where I sit 118 is HEALTHWISE the best weight!  HMM I wonder what kinda math is that.  59 x 2.  WHAT ELSE YA GOT.  Off the top of my head that's all the math to 118.  SOUNDS like a number with a bunch of Maths.  Can't come up with any off the top of my head though!  Anyway that's life.  Had a dream Marijuana Dispensaries were open and I told my Dad I wanna go get some and I FORGET his reaction.  Was either as negative as I imagine it probably would be in real life OR a step or two below that which ends up into Neutral Enough Territory that it wouldn't be a huge deal to follow through and get me some.
    Penultimate paragraph of act!  LOOKS like it's raining.  Says it'll stop soon though.  SHOULDN'T Effect ME NONE.  HMM.  Sounds like it's raining HARD.  But internet says it's gonna stop in less than half an hour.  INTERNET Better be right.  OR ELSE.  YER GONNA SEE you don't wanna mess with ME, internet.  Okay.  What else.  Got some TROPICAL gum.  FRUIT FLAVORED.  That should be FUN.  HEY delivery just came.  Took me all of sixty seconds to deal with it.  Now I'll probably be ready for next walk BEFORE rain lets up.  Possibly wait 15-20 minutes after Act I Ending before taking next walk!  Okay great sounds like Good Deal.  The point is I got an extra FREE One Kind of Health Ice Cream Bar because the ripped open one I'm okay with and the replacement one I'm okay with.  MEANT I had to SUBTRACT a box from Amazon Fresh order of a different flavor.  TOO LITTLE ROOM IN FREEZER for all that.  OH WELL.  Could be worse.  Could be A LOT worse.
    Hmm.  Chicken Dinner from Diner also comes with stuffing.  Sometimes that's good to me, sometimes I don't want it!  Tonight... I think... it'd be good to me.  Amazing.  I mean LOGICALLY weed is not as bad for you as alcohol.  If it IS bad at all.  But my Dad DOES have a solid case that with my mental illness it COULD be playing with fire.  But MY position is sure if I don't like it and it makes me feel bad and uncomfortable or whatever SURE I wouldn't continue using it.  But it's worth A SHIT.  Or a SHOT.  I said, "Shit," by accident.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE.  Good.  Had a MightNight snack last night but solidly stopped myself another TWO times from having another one.  So that's halfway Not Bad.  The good news is I gotta snack coming my way in about 2-2.5 hours.  SOUNDS like a long time.  IT'LL FLY RIGHT BY THOUGH.  That's how I feel.  Nice dependable Keto Bar is LEADING the pack in terms of what it might be.  Next option is nice dependable Granola Bar.  Third option maybe nice dependable new ice cream sandwich.  For some reason it feels like a DAYTIME snack as opposed to BedTime snack like OTHER ice cream treats.  AMAZING.  I'll be back in a little bit.

Only Time Will Tell

    Hey!  Leaning towards Pastrami Sandwich for lunch and First Part of II Chicken Dinner for dinner!  NOW THE PIECES ARE STARTING TO FALL INTO PLACE.  Good.  Got sprite and coffee #2 going.  GOOD.  Got as much time as I want within reason to write these 5 paragraphs but I'm AIMING for 35 minutes.  Sounds plausible.  I'd say it's usually within 25-45 minutes.  GOOD.  It'd be GREAT if somehow Amazon Fresh arrives before lunch time and I'd have Goldon Graham Barr as SandwichSide.  Maybe a 10-15% chance that could happen without my deliberately delaying lunchtime.  OKAY GREAT WHO CARES BESIDES ME WHOM CARES A LOT.  Probably SEVEN people.  Dunno how I came to that conclusion.  Certainly SOUNDS accurate though.  Hmm.  WAIT A SECOND new Spiderman MIGHT be available on STARZ ON DEMAND?!?!  Lemme LTURQ.  YES IT IS.  And I also have STRANGE MULTIVERSE available on OTHER Streamer.  Not gonna watch these todays for some reason but definitely at some point!
    Hey great what else.  Looking forward to meals and snacks and all that crap.  It's gonna be fun!  Mets game.  Wonderful!  I hope the Mets perform to the best of their abilities, that's all anyone can ask.  Also let's hope they perform to around 85% the best of their abilities.  That's all anyone can Actually Reasonably ask.  Hey how often are YOU performing over 85% to your abilities?  NEVER?  WELL THEN DON'T GET ON THEIR CASE ABOUT IT EITHER.  Maybe you're a Great Adult and perform to the best of your abilities all the time.  SOUNDS STRANGE TO ME but I guess I can imagine that people like that exist and there might even be a lot of them.  Interesting.  Hmm.  Also if you want them to give 110% in Super Special Games where do you think that extra 10% is coming from?  Gotta get it from operating at 90% or less during ANOTHER game.  EXTRA 10% don't grow on trees.  And even if they did STILL a limited amount!  Just because something grows on trees doesn't mean there' an infinite number!  THERE'S ONLY SO MANY GROWTHS A TREE CAN PRODUCE AND THERE'S ONLY SO MANY TREES ON EARTH.
    So that's good.  Kinda fatalistic title for Spiderman.  Spiderman: No Way Home.  SCARY.  I'D FEEL A LOT MORE COMFORTABLE IF THERE WAS SOME WAY HOME.  You're basically telling me I GOTTA MAKE A NEW HOME SOMEWHERE and that sounds like TOO MUCH for me to PROCESS as of now.  Lt alone PUT INTO ACTION.  Very hard to deal with this MENTALLY but also TANGIBLY I NEED A PLACE TO SLEEP TONIGHT.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Feel like I'll not finish Stuffing.  Feel like I'll try to avoid ALL skin of chicken.  Feel like I'll donate soup or salad to my Dad.  Feel like well that's about all the things it feels like.  Maybe put Home BBQ sauce on it.  PROBABLY NOT.  But I have EVERY REASON to try it except for takes work, adds calories, might be uneven and messy, and is a big commitment to make just in general.  If we're being honest though IT MUST BE PROBABLY DELICIOUS, RIGHT?  I dunno.  We'll see how that goes as it happens.
    Two more paragraphs to go for DayTime Day.  AMAZING.  Amazon Fresh window is 3:00-5:00 PM.  They can come as late at 4:20 for me to have Standard Walks more or less in the day.  After that?  Probably gonna have to have a bonus walk after Supping.  In the past they usually come around 3:45-4:15.  That'd be good enough.  ANYWAY WHAT ELSE IS UP.  MAYBE I don't have to be home when Dad PUTS IN the order.  So that gives me some more time.  I can be ON WALK while order happens but definitely back to ACCEPT order.  INTERESTING, SOMEWHAT INTERESTING.  Good.  Maybe I get a stir-fry.  Been a while since I had some delicious rice.  This ain't the best rice though.  It's probably more EXPENSIVE and FANCY rice than your standard chinese food rice.  BUT IT'S JUST NOT THE SAME. IN a bad way.  So that's that.  What else is That's That.  POP UP STORE STILL ALIVE AND KICKING.  As many people in line as the times I saw the line yesterday!  Solidly maybe around 100 people or so?  Gotta imagine these people LOVE spiderman and/or LOVE waiting in line.
    Last paragraph of the DaytimeDay!  GOOD.  I don't KNOW what I'll have as sandwichside today assuming I eat a sandwich for lunch.  COULD BE PRACTICALLY ANYHTING.  Oh, right, I said ideally Goldon Graham Barr.  Probably won't work out that way!  WHATS SOME GOOD ALTERNATIVES.  I dunno I'll mull this over IN MY HEAD and then later on tonight let you know how it all, "Shook," out!  Good.  Hmm.  Feels like I'll probably start watching Met game after FOURTH walk on a delay.  Would be starting WHILE I'M ON WALK OR SO.  So that's GOOD.  The point is maybe I want a Spiderman shirt.  But I can't risk standing in line with these sick people.  This line isn't socially distanced AT ALL!  Not even CLOSE.  Somehow NEGATIVELY socially distanced.  People are six feet INSIDE YOU or something.  Hmm.  Let's see how much Pastrami I got exactly.  Looks like it's .5 LB on the dot.  So .25 on the dot for upcoming sandwich.  AS FAR AS ON THE DOT I CAN MAKE IT.  I'll TRY to cut it evenly in half but I'M NOT PERECT. Hey great I'll be back tonight!

there's always more titles

    Having new Ice Cream Sandwich and YA KNOW WHAT?  Maybe a TINY amount of Tang.  But hardly anything.  I OVERSOLD the tang!  Anyway delicious FIRST SNACK OF THE NIGHT.  Indulgent as a first snack.  NEXT SNACK GONNA BE EVEN MORESO.  Moreso is a word I feel.  Microsoft FrontPage feels differently!  Let's get Internet in on this discussion and see their thoughts.  I assume the internet is a They/Their.  Anyway let's see.  NOPE INTERNET SAYS IT AIN'T PROPER ENGLISH.  I don't know how to feel about that!  I feel like I'm 70% ON BOARD with it not being English and 30% LONGING for it to be appropriate to use in Legal and Scientific Writing.  What's a scientific writing.  You know like Chemistry Papers or something.  Huh.  Anyway!  Routine for Act III's is slowly developing into a standard 6 paragraph/4 paragraph.  SIX PARAGRAPHS BEFORE RECESS.  Four after.  I LIKE IT.  If I didn't like it why would I do it?  LOTS of reasons laziness being the main one.  FAIR ENOUGH.
    What else is up.  OH Mets game is starting again.  Not gonna watch it.  I got more than enough baseball for the day already.  Can't STOMACH any more.  UNLESS IT TURNS REAL EXCITING.  You know like non-stop fistfights between the teams.  Or maybe even INTRA-Team fist fighting.  That's even MORE exciting.  YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE FRIENDS!!! You must really wanna fist fight if you're fighting EACH OTHER.  Anyway better turn the TV to that channel just in case some fist fighting breaks out.  Also apparently off the top of my head, the main thing that is entertaining to me is People Physically Fighting Each Other.  Well especially when it's INAPPROPRIATE.  BOXING does nothing for me.  But the more scandalous the fist fighting is, the more exciting to me!  Hmm so what's the ultimate Fist Fight.  Maybe something like a three way fight between The Pope, The Dalai Llama, and OH I Don't Know THE PRIME MINISTER OF FRANCE.  How does a three way fist fight work.  EASY.  The pope is hitting the dalai llama who is hitting the prime minister of france who is hitting the pope.  USE YOUR HEAD this stuff is VERY INTUITIVE.
    Anyway. Salvador Dalai Llama.  Ok sure why not.  Got first beer going on.  Didn't start it until starting Act III of entry!  That's good.  Anyway Amazon Fresh delivery came at a very appropriate time this afternoon!  Walks and everything else were RIGHT ON SCHED.  Which is short for schedule.  I abbreviated it for many reasons, none of which I can get into as of now.  SORRY maybe at a later date we'll circle back around to this and I'll be able to go into more detail!  Hmm.  HEY tomorrow maybe start watching Spiderman: Never Going Home.  Sounds too intense.  I don't want my Spidermen to be intense.  I want BATMAN to be intense, sure.  SPIDERMAN SHOULD BE LIGHT HEARTED.  Also I feel like Spiderman is OFT under eighteen.  THIS IS SPIDERBOY.  When does a spiderboy become a spiderman generally speaking.  Hmm.  SEX?  Just spent about 3 minutes ZONED THE FUCK OUT trying to figure out when does a spiderboy become a spiderman and then after a while I thought of maybe sex.  So that's good.  I could either TINK HARDER about it or move on with my life.  Let's split the difference and Think LESS AND move BACKWARDS with my life.
    Yeah!  Easily may have a quest bar tonight, or have a Goldon Graham barr!  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN more or less.  The point is I assume if they were re-making The Fly again it would be a semi-super hero movie.  Maybe David Cronenberg Fly IS kinda a proto super anti-hero movie.  A LOT OF THOSE WORDS SOUND LIKE SOMETHING AN INTELLECTUAL MIGHT SAY.  Sounds good to me!  I'd rather be an intellectual than a MENTAL ACUITY-PLEAB like the rest of you suckers.  Anyway.  Had MELBA TOASTS as side for Pastrami Sandwich.  Good stuff.  These melba toasts were PRIMO indulgence melba toast but reasonable amount of calories for a sandwichside.  Had Chicken Dinner Part I of II for dinner.  REASONABLE.  DELICIOUS.  Nutritious!  CHICKEN.  All those things.  TWO OF FOUR LUNCHES I HAVE LEFT ARE CHICKEN BASED.  The only NON chicken lunches I have for tomorrow are WIDE AL FREDO and turkey sandwich.  I can't have all my three weekly sandwiches in a row.  GONNA HAVE TO HAVE Heartiest-Lunch-Of-Them-All WIDE AL FREDO.  And just HOPE AGAINST HOPE I'm in the mood for the heartiest lunch of the week BY CHANCE.
    Sure great who cares not me.  Breakfast either gonna be DELICIOUS chocolate chip pancake or STUPENDOUS Balanced Breakfast.  MAN OH MAN whichever one wins I WIN TOO.  Good.  Anyway I dunno.  Leaning towards having the heartiest quest bar of them all-- chocolate chip cookie dough bar.  Well the heartiest of the three kinds I have.  ALSO the kind I have THE MOST OF.  Let's get some of these OUT OF THE WAY so it's MORE EVEN in the future-times.  SURE.  OH NO I JUST FINISHED BEER #1.  I'm not gonna start beer #2 until ACT BREAK at LEAST.  Also it's not an act break.  It's an INTRA-act break.  TOTALLY DIFFERENT TING.  Either way IDEALLY I save beer #2 until STARTING Part II of Act III.  Also WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TO TELL ME WHEN TO DO THINGS.  Oh right I'm talking to myself.  WHO THE HELL AM I TO TELL MYSELF HOW TO DO THINGS.  Fair point.  I'm WAY out of my depths telling myself things!
    Last paragraph for Part I.  GOOD.  I feel like I'll watch 1.5 episodes of Tales Crypt before bedtime again.  I KNOW which episode I'm at.  What's the next one.  IS IT DEATH OF SOME SALESMAN.  Solid 80% CHANCE IT'S DEATH OF SOME SALESMAN.  Which is a FINE episode, Just FINE!  IN A GOOD WAY.  GOODFINE.  FINEGOOD.  You get the idea.  Anyway it IS indeed that episode.  WOW!  I like the part where the title is Death of Some Salesman.  That sounds like something I'd call Death Of A Salesman MYSELF as a JOKE.  THEY BEAT ME TO IT.  By about 30 years.  I WAS SO CLOSE to coming up with it myself.  JUST 30 years too late.  Almost there!  WHAT THE HELL, "BUNK," FROM THE WIRE PLAYED DEATH OF A SALESMSAN AND WON A TONY AWARD FOR IT.  Not a LITERAL, "Tony," award.  I just meant he won an award for being in a play.  Which is a Tony Award IN SPIRIT.  Also HE DIDN'T WIN A SPIRIT award.  He just won an award.  WHO CARES where it's from.  The important thing is IT'S MADE OF CHOCOLATE ON THE INSIDE.
    Ok.  Gonna write one more paragraph before taking some time off for some, "R and R."  Which means research and re-development.  Okay.  Hmm.  Gotta ZOOM psychiatrist appointment on Tuesday.  I can't wait to look at myself in the camera.  HEY MAYBE I SHAVE BEFORE HAND.  Been a whilse since I looked at myself in the camera AND WAS SHOVEN.  Sounds like fun.  I'll put some thought into that assuming I remember to put some thought into that.  EASILY can forgot completely for the next few days.  I'll keep you updated on this situation if it progresses.  Hmm.  Don't have to get up early tomorrow.  Kinda feel like today and yesterday, having to get up an hour or 2 earlier, made the day BETTER.  So I dunno!  We'll just have to wait and see what happens.  GOOD.  Okay.  Maybe I'm finishing the CURIOSITY KILLED Tales Crypt episode AS IT'S CALLED during Rucess.  THAT SOUNDS LIKE AN APPROPRIATE AMOUNT OF TIME TO COVER RECESS.  Let's do THAT.  Okay I'll be back soon with 3-6 or 8 paragraphs!

    Sure.  Gonna aim for 4 paragraphs for now.  What's going on with the rest of my life after these 4 paragraphs.  Hmm that's a tough one.  We already discussed upcoming 3 meals for tomorrow.  What about UPCOMING SNACKS.  Well that's the GREAT NEWS-- I DON'T KNOW!  Could be anything.  Hopefully I get some nice sleep.  I've said it before and I'll say it again-- the last few nights I get A KICK out of Bedtime.  Dunno what it is.  I'm nice and ready to go to bed AT START OF bed time, I'm nice and Resting DURING bedtime (EXCEPT for when I get up to MightNight Snack) and in morning I APPRECIATE what I just went through while sleeping indefinitely.  The point is I'm probably skipping tootsie pop tonight but having another ice cream bar for Bedtime.  IT MAKES SENSE.  Who else is making sense.  Huh?  Another night closer to POSSIBLE MARIJUANA LIFE.  I feel like it'd probably be most responsible to use marijuana AS I USE alcohol now.  Not all day.  Evening Experience!  Be high from 7 PM ONWARD.  YEAH.  Anyway.  Man oh man I'd probably get into ROCKSMITH if I was high.  And then I'd be GREAT.  At guitar!  And/or Being High!
   I might not learn guitar that well but I WILL learn Being High better.  Now that I think about it... I think I was VERY good at being Marijuana High at first.  YES eventually I got paranoid and anxious and all that.  NO GOOD AT ALL.  But for a while I GOT GREAT HIGHS SURE THING.  Takes SKILL to get the most out of a marijuana session.  Either YA GOT the talent or YA DON'T.  Or maybe you can learn WHAT DO I KNOW.  What else is up.  Two and a half paragraphs to go!  Then it's time to WAIT A WHILE and then eat a health ice cream bar.  THAT'S ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT.  Maybe it's THREE ways to look at it.  If I just look at it that way THREE TIMES IN A ROW.  Huh.  Maybe keep drinking after I transition to marijuana like ONCE A WEEK.  JUST TO KEEP THINGS INTERESTING.  Otherwise they might be DANGEROUSLY BORDERING ON UNINTERESTING.  I can't risk things being leaning towards uninteresting.  Well maybe I can but I don't wanna!
    Penultimate paragraph.  DELICIOUS.  I have lots of Mint Chocolate Chip Enlightened Ice Cream bars is the point.  Because I got an extra box.  So I'm gonna go with THAT for tonight.  SO MANY MINT CHOOLATE CHIP (SWIRL?) ICE CREAM BAR.  Delicious, too!  COULD BE WORSE.  I could have to eat HORSE SHIT 9 times in a row because I got an extra box from super market.  That'd be A NET NEGATIVE experience.  Not sure why I ordered this horse shit in the first place.  BECAUSE I LIKE TO TRY NEW THINGS.  Gotta imagine SOME people like eating shit.  Horse shit might be a good place to start for Beginners.  You wanna work your way UP to human shit.  That'd be my first instinct at least.  Also off the top of my head people who eat shit like it SEXUALLY probably.  I'm thinking more in line about people who like it CUISINE-wise.  Gotta be people who enjoy eating shit for NUTRIENTS.  Seems halfway reasonable when you really think about it.  TRUE STORY.  I convinced myself it was halfway reasonable by THINKING ABOUT IT JUST SO.
    Last paragraph of the day!  Gotta cook shit, right?  Raw is certainly a leading contender for one way to go, but gotta imagine different forms of cooking can make it even better!  WHAT ElSE IS UP.  I don't think it's controversial at all to say if I had to eat shit, equine shit would be my first choice.  BASED ON TE KNOWLEDGE I HAVE BEFORE ME.  THE POINT IS SURE I KNOW TEH WORD, "EQUINE."  I KNOW IT REAL GOOD.  Well that's ONE of the points at least.  Anyway what else is crap.  METS game still going on.  A COMPETITIVE GAME.  But I'm all base-balled-out from earlier today.  Got no time for more Baseball!  What else is crap.  THAT'S ABOUT IT! ...except for how I'm 3-6 sentences behind.  I'd LOVE for That To Be About It but the truth of the matter is WE'RE NOT QUITE THERE YET.  I know-- I'm as OR MROE upset about it as/than you!  THE GOOD NEWS IS NOW WE ARE READY TO END THE ENTRY.  Funny how things work like that.  Not LAUGH OUT LOUD funny.  Also before the internet and/or after the internet was there a lot of people Laughing Internally.  Hey that made me laugh-- not OUT LOUD laugh, but you get the idea!  You know that sort of thing.  I'd go into further detail with that BUT THE ENTRY IS OVER THERE'S ONLY SO MUCH I CAN WRITE.  SEE YA TOMORROW.

-9:39 P.M.

Friday, July 15, 2022

Don't Expect Much

    Hey!  About half an hour ahead of schedule today!  So I could definitely be ready to accept Super Market delivery!  Good chance it comes before I finish Act I!  I HOPE IT DOES.  Better than coming LATE and messing with my Walkings Schedule so there's CrunchTime or something.  We'll see how that goes!  Anyway Manchin TANKED another reconciliation bill.  How about you just don't tell us about anything you wanna do.  So that way when you don't accomplish it we're none the wiser.  And also DON'T TELL US when you don't accomplish it.  Only upsets us!  Either way are Democrats gonna run on getting rid of filibuster for OTHER things besides addressing abortion rights.  Kinda feels like we should get everyone possible to commit to going around filibuster to do MORE great things!  Nah Democrats wouldn't do that.  Oh Okay I See.  Did some MightNight snacking last night!  A fair amount.  I'm not sure EXACTLY how fair.  At the minimum Lower End of fair and at the maximum Quite High End Of Fair!  Had chocolate chip pancake cold for early breakfast.  That's life!
    Hmm.  Mets game at 2:20 PM!  That should be a blast and a half.  Solid thing to do for Middle of the day!  Watching it.  Not PLAYING it.  I wouldn't be able to get there in time.  It's in Chicago!  Hmm if I really had to could I get to Chicago within 4.5 hours.  I dunno.  WHAT'S PLANE TIME from NY to Chicago.  2 hours 35 minutes non stop.  Figure it'd take me AT LEAST an hour to get from HOME TO NY AIRPORT and then from CHICAGO AIRPORT to Mets game.  I don't think I'll make it in time.  WELL I could make it in time for THE END of the game and they had me on the roster ahead of time even though I wasn't there and then they put me in AT THE END of the game.  Oh great this JUST MIGHT WORK.  Hmm.  OH NO opposing pitcher for Mets game is SOMEONE WHO WAS ON THE METS for 2 or 3 years before this year.  I'm pot committed to rooting for him at this point.  Hey that's life I guess.  Then again I'm even MORE pot committed to rooting for all the players who are on the Met RIGHT NOW.
    Yah!  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... Fresh Spinach Day, National Cherry Day, National Corn Fritter Day, and National Personal Chef Day, and National Starberry Rhubarb Wine Day.  Spinach?  I don't mind it as much as I thought I would as a kid!  Turns out it's just a leaf!  I'll eat leaves!  Cherry?  NO THANKS on plain cherries.  Cherry FLAVORED things maybe.  Corn Fritter?  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.  Lemme LTURQ.  Fried cakes of dough with corn or, "MAIZE," in it.  Looks decent enough.  Could be sweet or could be savory!  LOOKS LIKE IT'S WORTH A TRY.  Personal Chef?  WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?  Oh it means when you have a personal chef and you want to celebrate them.  How many people have personal chefs.  Can't be more than 1%, right?  Maybe it can.  OH WELL RHUBARB NO THANKS STRAWBERRY NO THANKS WINE NO THANKS but all together SURE I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.  Anyway the winner of today is CORN FRITTERS!  I'd like to try them.  WHERE CAN I TRY CORN FRITTERS.  AND I NEED AN ANSWER STAT if I wanna celebrate them tomorrow.
    YEAH!  Pour coffee after this paragraph instead of next.  Cause of Looming Super Market delivery.  IT MAKES SENSE.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe if Democrats get another seat or two in senate they can do more things by RECONCILIATION.  Manchin can't blow up Even Reconciliation Bills because another new Democrat or Two would at least be on board with THAT to do something.  INTERESTING.  Now I'd like to see Democrats gain seats in the senate!  BEFORE I WASN'T SO SURE.  Hmm.  Super Market seems to be saying we're getting everything we ordered for upcoming delivery!  GOOD.  That's what I wanted!  I guess some people go into order hoping that 1 or 2 things AT RANDOM don't make it.  THOSE PEOPLE ARE INSANE IT SOUNDS LIKE.  Hmm.  HALFWAY THROUGH JULY.  15th!  GO FIGURE.  Hey we're almost a third into Summer.  And way more into MYKINDASUMMER which started roughly May Eighth.  Oh well that's life.  What's good about Fall that's coming up.  Hmm.  I'ma gonna go get coffee now
    Okay.  I DID end up re-upping with a bunch of gum.  Too much!  I realized I had SOME gum in reserves.  Not enough to last me a week!  But enough that what I got is too much.  Good news GUM DOESN'T GO BAD AFTER A WEEK.  Probably SHOULD.  If I WERE designing gum I'd make it such that it goes bad after a week.  But the payoff is that the week It's Good it's EVEN BETTER than your normal gum.  What else is up.  AGAIN was ready to skip entry today while trying to get up.  And AGAIN I ended up writing entry.  OH WELL.  Ham sandwich for lunch today?  I CAN DIG IT.  How much HAM am I getting this week EXACTLY.  .56 of a pound instead of .5.  THAT's .28 oz for a single sandwich!  AMAZING I CAN DIG THAT REAL WELL.  What kinda side am I having.  Love me some SweetSides that goes without saying.  I just said it anyway though.  SO SHOOT ME OKAY.  Wait no DON'T DO THAT.  And if you do NOT A KILL SHOT PLEASE.  Hmm.  Maybe 2 70 cal Fiber brownies.  GOOD DEAL.  It's TWO things!  WOW THAT'S EVEN MORE THAN ONE AND A HALF.
    Sixth paragraph!  Wow!  The point is if Super Market interrupts Act I, I will finish Act I afterwards and then take a walk.  So that's good.  FRIDAY EH.  I wonder what I'm getting for dinner tonight!  Maybe MAKE A CASE for Italian Food which translates to pizza for me.  Maybe NOT.  And go with STANDARD DINER DINNER.  In which case NOT SURE WHAT TO GET FROM THAT STANDARD RESTAURANT.  Just had steak * stuffed mushroom last 3 dinners Not Including Bange Eating Dinner.  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.  Bison burger off the top of my head!  WHAT ABOUT MIDDLE OF MY HEAD.  I haven't gotten that far yet!  I'll keep you updated on this situation AS IT PROGRESSES.  Chicken dinner or something maybe.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  The point is on Personal Chef Day do you have to cook THEM meals?  Kinda hope not.  They wouldn't like that.  If you were any good at cooking meals what the Hell you need them for.
     Seventh paragraph!  I GUESS I can see myself enjoying a Roast Chicken Dinner or something for tonight and tomorrow.  I GUESS.  Maybe something WEIRD like LIVER.  THAT SOUNDS GREAT.  Haven't had it in a while.  TASTES GOOD WEIRD.  Amazing let's put that in the Possible Pile.  DANGIT now I gotta start making PILES?  Oh well worse Fates Can Befall Man.  Probably.  Like having to make your personal chef meals for one day.  JUST GIVE EM A BOWL OF CEREAL OR SOMETHING.  Each meal.  YOU CAN'T HAVE REPEAT MEALS.  Fine.  Cereal for breakfast.  Banana for lunch.  FASTING FOR DINNER.  Okay!  Super Market website is SUGGESTING the order will come soon.  And not make My Entire Day Delayed.  One can only hope it's telling Truths.  Anyway next January Hearing is Next Thursday Night I BELIEVE.  I BELIEVE IN JANUARY HEARINGS.  Gotta believe in something.  THEY'VE EARNT BELIEF as of yet.  I feel like in the past Liver had come with BACON.  Onions sure.  But also BACON.  These days just onions.  Which is GOOD.  I don't NEED bacon.  But it was fun while it lasted!
    Eighth paragraph!  Gotta have a piece of bacon with Balanced Breakfasts these days.  Good deal!  Assuming I have balanced breakfasts.  I BETTER.  I got these egg whites WHAT ELSE am I supposed to do with them?  Make Bagel and pair with that for lunch.  OH OKAY THAT SOUNDS PRETTY GOOD TOO.  Either way.  Got good granola bars coming up with Super Market order.  Not HEARTY or indulgent or GREAT.  Just some good solid dependable Granola Bars!  I've talked about these bars before.  THEY'RE GREAT.  NOTHING SPECIAL IN THE BEST POSSIBLE WAY.  Major League Baseball Season is more than halfway done.  That's strange!  I remember back in the day BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED.  Hmm.  When you count ALL PLAYOFFS is season halfway done?  I DON'T THINK SO.  Unless you also count PRE-SEASON SPRING TRAINING.  The point is IT'S 2022 and we're over halfway into 2022.  OKAY THAT'S ONE POINT I GUESS SURE WHY NOT.  Hmm.  Can I join a Fantasy Baseball League at this late date?  NOPE TOO LATE.
    Penultimate paragraph of act! Lemme check outside to see if Super Market Truck is here yet.  NOPE NOTHIN' YET.  Okay.  Maybe have Bagel * Egg for dinner!  I dunno I feel like I should be getting Communal Dinner with FAM.  I'm excited about Pizza IN GENERAL but I'm not sure if I should have it tonight or not.  Actually MAYBE I SHOULD.  INERESTING.  SICILIAN WITH EGG PLANT.  Very hearty pizza!  And I cut off 20% of one of em for SaladSide!  I CAN HAVE PIZZA TONIGHT SURE.  OH RIGHT ALSO LIVER OPTION.  We'll see how it all, "Shakes," out.  Getting new exciting ice cream sandwiches from Super Market.  Probably wait until TONIGHT to try one but YA NEVER KNOW DO YA.  OMELET.  Fried Calamari.   CHILI.  I GOT MORE OPTIONS THAN I THINK.  Now that I think about it FRIED CALAMARI MIGHT BE THE WAY TO GO.  THIS IS ALL POINTLESS.  We're too far out to accurately predict what I will want for dinner because I HAVE LOTS OF OPTIONS.  More options than usual!  I don't know WHY but it FEELS that way!
    Last paragraph of the act!  GOOD.  Wearing a clean shirt today.  Not right now!  We're between walks I gotta do SITUPS which would TEAR SHIRT.  Either way I dunno.  If I got time to watch TV after Act before Super Market delivery FIGURE I'LL JUST PUT ON NEXT TALES CRYPT.  I dunno why I YELLED THAT at you.  YELLED?  NEXT EPISODE IS CALLED, "YELLOW."  Those words are MORE SIMILAR than you might think at first!  I don't think they share the same LATIN root.  I don't think the YELL in Yellow is related to the YELL in... Yell... but I MAY BE WRONG.  I'll LTURQ later when I forget to do it so I never actually end up doing it.  GOOD.  Anyway.  Any responsibilities today.  Maybe shave.  I WON'T.  But maybe it's a responsibility I have NONETHELESS.  OKAY GREAT.  GOT egg whites, don't need to cook any.  Hmm.  I guess that's it for now.  BE BACK BETTER SOON.

I'll Be Right With You

    HEY!  Super Market delivery Rang Bell 2 minutes after I finished Act I!  HOWEVER two items were somewhat torn open.  So we're getting replacement items delivered tomorrow morning.  Which means tomorrow morning GOTTA GO THROUGH THIS KINDA SCHEDULE ALL OVER AGAIN.  Less of a chore to put stuff away, sure.  That's SOMEWHAT POSITIVE.  Either way took a look at Ice Cream Sandwiches.  Individually wrapped and not See Thru!  BUT they seemed like a good size for the calorie amount.  MAYBE have one as upcoming snack.  I WANNA SEE WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT.  Maybe have wheat thins as HamSandwichSide.  I KNOW WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT AND I WANNA SEE IF I ENJOY IT THIS LUNCH.  Anyway, I dunno!  Bag of bagels had a 4 inch tear in it and those bagels ain't wrapped individually inside!  Also my OTHER ICE CREAM THING HEALTH BARS the box was open but the ice cream bars were wrapped individually inside SO THOSE I'LL FEEL COMFORTABLE CONSUMING.  The things inside the wrappers.  Not the wrappers.  I ain't consuming no wrappers!
    Anyway.  Very much ahead of schedule today!  We're talkin' like FOURTY MINUTES or so!  Good deal.  DANGIT looks like Mets game was postponed.  POSSIBLY DUE TO WIND.  It's the windy city.  Lemme LTURQ. "DUE TO INCLEMENT WEATHER." That could mean ANYTHING.  Off the top of my head maybe Active Shooter.  The weather is ASSAULT RIFLE BULLETS.  I HATE IT WHEN THAT HAPPENS.  What else is going on and crap.  I feel like I will make up for Crappy Acts I and II with DECENT Act III.  I MUST feel this way.  OTHERWISE how will I get through the day!  Hmm.  Very big wrapping-around-line on City Street today.  Looks like it was Outside of NEW STORE.  Noticed a couple of days ago What Was Vacant Building now has a sign up and looks like it's set up.  Some sort of CONVIENCE store.  That's what THEY SAID.  Queens Convenience Store or something.  But there must be MORE TO IT that's attracting all these people.  You're not gonna have 50-150 people lined up just to be the first in a convenience store.  Lemme see if I can LTURQ.  NOT SEEING ANYTHING.  Next walk that way I'm gonna register EXACTLY what this store is called and/or EXACT address.  Maybe that'll lead me to some answers!
    Thought about asking someone on line hey what's this all about.  I didn't though!  PROBABLY SHOULD HAVE.  Anyway.  I don't think it's Covid Vaccines.  That wouldn't be such a huge draw all of a sudden today.  Hmm.  Probably just have Dependable Granola Bar for upcoming snack.  I only got FOUR of these potentially GREAT Ice Cream Sandwiches.  Can't waste 25% of them on JUST SEEING WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT.  Well I CAN.  This is new to Super Market but good chance it's now a REGULAR.  And I can get more NEXT WEEK.  Solid OVER 50% CHANCE That's gonna be the case.  JEEZ the point is what else is going on.  SURE I'D HAVE EXACTLY 18 WHEAT THINS WITH HAM SANDWICH WHAT OF IT.  Hmm.  I feel like single wheat thin at a time isn't satisfying enough.  But TWO wheat thins is a bit TOO much.  Maybe 1.5 what thins at a time.  Which would be TWELVE Bitesworthportoins of wheat thins if I have 18 wheat thins OVERALL.  LOOK I'M GOOD AT SANDWICHSIDE STRATEGY.  I've got it all sussed out!  Google says Suss or Sussed isn't a real word but it ALSO says that this phrase is 100% accurate and widely used.  Go figure!
    Penultimate Paragraph of DaytimeDay.  What song is that.  when you think you got the world all sussed out.  Probably an OASIS song.  Lemme LTURQ.  Oh RADIOHAD.  High and Dry.  I was RIGHT that it was British.  Because google said it's a British Phrase.  GREAT I'm happy for the Brits good for them.  High AND Dry?!?!  PICK ONE OR THE OTHER.  That's my hot take.  Maybe figure out a movie to watch in the daytime day.  Anything's possible!  What else is going on and crap.  I thought of something else to re-binge watch yesterday.  What was it.  DANGIT.  I think it was HORROR THEMED.  Possibly MOVIE FRANCHISE Horror Themed.  Possibly NOT Horror Themed.  Pretty sure I Thought Of Something At Some Point.  Actually I think it was a TV Series.  But I can't think of which one I might have been halfway enthusiastic about watching!  As of now everything occurring to me Doesn't Sound Great At All!  Hmm.  OH WELL I GUESS I'LL NEVER FIGURE OUT ANYTHING ELSE TO WATCH.
    Yeah!  This dependable granola bar is one thing where I'm pretty much 100% sure I prefer NOT from fridge.  Other stuff I'm pretty sure I DEFINITELY like it in fridge, and then there's another level where I'm not sure and sometimes I feel is better in fridge for the most part.  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.  It's kind of interesting.  WRONG.  Hmm maybe I have indulgent Goldon Graham Barr as either upcoming snack OR SweetSide for sandwich instead of WheatThinSide.  Sounds interesting.  It's like goldon grahams but it's also CHOCOLATE and MARSHMELLOW flavored too.  Not 100% sure WHY.  I guess because it's delicious or something I dunno I don't have all the info.  Point is Ham sandwich on white bread?  Not toasting the bread and I'm not microwaving the ham.  MAY cut the sandwich into half.  PROBABLY WILL.  Probably at a vertical/horizontal as opposed to a diagonal.  THEN AGAIN YA NEVER KNOW.  Good stuff.  Also VERTICAL.  With this kinda breadloaf verticals and horizontals AREN'T equal.  Dunno how to describe the exact shape these standard loaves are.  Try to picture it in your mind!  Top of bread has like two curves at the edges.  So you wanna cut VERTICALLY so each half has ONE CURVE.  Okay great I'm done here for TodayDay.  See ya soon!

okay i see what you mean

    HI!  Had HamSandwich and WheatThins for lunch.  Had two SICILYTYPE slices of pizza for dinner!  One with GARLICK and AnCHOvie and one with GarLICK and EggPLANT.  Slices weren't as big as last time but I still saved 25% of Eggplant slice for Future SaladSide.  Also eggplant was different than usual!!!  BAD DIFFERENT.  They asked me if I wanted it GRILLED or FRIED so I said GRILLED I'M NOT CRAZY and it turns out I GUESS I've been getting FRIED eggplant all this time.  DANGIT.  I thought I was Doing A Healthy when ALL ALONG I've been eating FRIED FOODS.  OH WELL WORSE THINGS CAN HAPPEN.  Like DEATH.  Or RAPE.  Or RAPE + Having To Have Rapists Baby.  If you thought getting raped was bad WAIT TILL YA HEAR WHAT'S COMING NEXT.  That doesn't sound like something that should have to happen.  Gonna have to look into that.  DEFINITELY doesn't sound, "Right!"  Anyway National Food Of The To... oh we covered this a long time ago. 
    Hmm.  NEW CONVENIENCE STORE WAS A SCAM.  I asked a Line-Goer on my FOURTH OF SEVEN WALKS hey what's the deal here and he said IT'S A POP UP STORE.  And I said WHAT'S A POP UP STORE.  And he said THEY'RE SELLING DISCOUNT CLOTHING.  I looked it up.  It's like a Marketing thing!  Ya use SOCIAL MEDIA to get people to come to a place because they're selling LIMITED EDITION STUFF.  This one was SPIDERMAN CLOTHING THEMED.  I guess Spiderman T-Shirts.  And for same reason 1,000 people came over the course of a day because WHEN ELSE ARE YOU GONNA GET THE CHANCE TO HAVE A T-SHIRT WITH SPIDERMAN ON IT.  Either way I DID kind of think, "Queens Convenience Store," was a strangle Title for a Convenience Store.  Now I see why.  NOT A CONVENIENCE STORE AT ALL.  A HUGE SCAM.  What else is up.  Also the brand that set this up and makes the clothes and everything is called KITH.  And I had to TRIPLE CHECK this wasn't Kids In That Hall related.  IN FACT I BETTER CHECK AGAIN.  JUST TO MAKE GRANDSLAM SURE.  I'm not gonna check again.  Oh well ya caught me in a lie.  Bound to happen from time to time!
    Anyway.  HEY gonna start beer now.  About 15 minutes BEHIND schedule TONIGHT which actually ISN'T BAD.  IF ANYTHING IT'S GOOD.  Well I dunno what else is up.  Haven't tried exciting new ice cream sandwich yet BUT I will have that as BedTime Snack.  So TOMORROW I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  ANYWAY ALL OUT OF GOLDON GRAHAM BARRS until 3-5 PM tomorrow.  So tonight Indulgence Snack LOOKIN' LIKE QuEst Bar.  STOP DOING THAT SPELLING TING WITH COMPOUND WORDS.  Also most of these aren't even compound words.  Just MULTI-SYLLABIC words.  I NEED TO FIGURE OUT WAYS TO STOP DOING THIS WITH WORDS LIKE, "ComPound."  Is compound a compound word?  Sounds like a philosophy Conundrum Question. IS compound a compound word.  Sure.  It's the MAIN compound word.  OF COURSE IT IS WHAT IT IS.  Gonna have to look into that one I guess.  HAVING delicious tootsie pop right now.  OKAY.    What episode or two of Tales Crypt will I have to watch after Entry.  I feel like the first one I've got QUEUED UP is THE NEW ARRIVAL.  And the one after that might be SHOWDOWN.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP NAILED BOTH.  Look when you've cycled through these episodes as often as I have it becomes second nature to know what episodes are on deck AND what their titles are.  Still though I can AND SHOULD feel immense pride in having and conveying that knowledge.  ESPECIALLY conveying it.  It's one thing to Know Something.  It's a whole other animal to TELL PEOPLE you know it!
    What else is crap.  Am I missing out by not getting Spiderman T-Shirts?  Apparently it was privileged information about this Pop Up Store.  I found out about it luckily by chance because I live here and walk by there thrice a day.  I don't get it why is spiderman t-shirts a big deal.  I guess cause Marvel is only licensed rarely for clothes.  So if you want a spiderman t-shirt you have very rare opportunities.  I don't get it though!  Anyway I can't wait on a very condensed line for a couple of hours waiting to get inside the Fake Convenience Store.  Too many people!  There's viruses abound, I dunno if you've heard of this!  Monkey Pox Romana.  What's up now?  I dunno.  Recess after next paragraph.  That sounds like a blast and a half.  It's a blast because it is a DEMARCATION for, "A Half." Sort of.  Makes halfway sense to me.  Getting raped is TERRIBLE.  But imagine getting raped and then you're thinking oh well now this is gonna permanently ruin my life TANGIBLY too.  That doesn't sound right!  AGAIN gonna have to look into that one because IT SEEMS LIKE PRETTY NOT GREAT LAWS
    Jeez.  YOU CAN PUT BABY UP FOR ADOPTION.  SO IT ONLY RUINS YOUR NEXT 9 MONTHS.  AND MAYBE YOU FEEL GUILT ABOUT PRODUCING A CHILD JUST FOR FOSTER CARE SYSTEM.  Oh well if you didn't wanna get raped MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE CHOSE TO BE A BIRTHING PERSON.  In a way this is ALL YOUR FAULT.  What else is up.  Finishing up on that tootsie pop.  In process of chewing up the end of i... wait nope i'm done.  I WAS gonna say "In the process of chewing up the end of it," but BEFORE I COULD FINISH I finished.  Oh okay hmm.  WILL TIS EFFECT THE PORNOGRAPHY INDUSTRY? Abortoin Bans I mean.  I feel like a good amount of porn has either explicit insemination or implied possible insemination.  Either way NOW YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WAYS IT CAN EFFECT MY LIFE and I'M SUDDENLY VERY CONCERNED.  Hmm.  Insemination is when you're in school to become a priest, right?  What am I thinking of.  Hmm.  Gonna write one more paragraph before Recess! 
    Look it's great that hopefully Abortion Rights will get more people to vote but IN THE MEAN TIME THIS IS FUCKIN' BULLSHIT.  Also even BEYOND the meantime.  Odds are Democrats DON'T gain enough seats in senate AND keep the house to get around Filibuster to codify abortion rights.  THIS MAY VERY WELL BE IT FOLKS.  Oh well what can ya do.  Gotta imagine there's SOMETHING we can do.  Then again kinda feels like there isn't!  I guess we'll have to count on Rapists Being Gentlemen and wearing condoms.  THAT'S OUR LAST LINE OF DEFENSE.  BETTER CLASS OF RAPISTS.  I dunno about that.  Hopefully have Balanced Breakfast tomorrow.  Dunno about lunch yet.  Dunno about dinner yet!  But you can bet I'll spend an aggregate 14 paragraphs on it between Now and Those Times!  Maybe I try exciting new ice creram sandwich as upcoming snack.  MOVE SOME THINGS AROUND to accommodate that.  I dunno I'll be back in a little bit.

    HEY!  Gonna write probably FOUR paragraphs here for Act III part II.  Having delicious Birthday Barr.  About 60% into THE NEW ARRIVAL.  Figure when Entry is done I'll watch the rest of THE NEW ARRIVAL and then all of SHOWDOWN before going to sleep.  Anyway how is Birthday Bar unique to Quest Bar.  I feel like there should be Straight Up Candy Bar (SUCB) that tastes like birthday cake.  Seems like a big oversight that there isn't!  SURE personally I'd still prefer the Quest Bar because I'm a Healthy Boy.  I just think it sucks for everyone else who wouldn't think to try a quest bar but WOULD try a SUCB.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Ham sandwich was okay.  I didn't hate it.  White bread was a shock to the system a bit.  Larger than Health Bread or Sandwich thins.  Less HEARTY but in terms of SURFACE AREA there's more to it.  So some of it was going UNFULFILLED during sandwich.  Whereas sandwich meat OVERFLOWS a smaller bread, it didn't fill up entire THIS KIND BREAD.  Oh okay I see.
    Starting beer #2 of 2!  Good deal.  I feel like at times throughout the day I wondered if Pop Up Store was marijuana related.  Kinda seems like if this many young people are excited about getting something must be marijuana.  Wasn't, though!  Unless it really was and they're being REALLY coy about it that even after doing the research it led me to believe something else entirely!  Anyway under Queens Convenience Store I noticed it says Your friendly neighborhood convenience store!.  Didn't notice THAT part until checking it out on my last walkby when I KNEW what I was looking at.  OH I GET IT.  Like Spidermen.  Wonderful.  The point is now DO I EXIST IN SPIDERMAN MULTIVERSE?  My guess is not only YES I exist in Spiderman Multiverse but I HAVE ALWAYS existed in Spiderman Multiverse.  That's how multiverses operate!  In it once, you're in it for all time!  Time is a DIMENSION OF UNIVERSE you fools.  Hmm.  Two more paragraphs to go.
    Wha.  Huh.  Hmm.  I think there's a big generational divide on what Fist Bumps represent.  I think old people think Fist Bumps are a step down from handshakes INTIMACYwise whereas young people might interpret a fist bump as MORE intimate and in the spirit of friendship than a handshake.  THIS DIVIDE CAUSED A RUCKUS TODAY with Biden and Saudi Prime Nephew Minister Prince Person Whoever That Was I Don't Know For Sure.  I dunno.  Also fist bumps remind me of SPORTS.  Oh like a CELEBRATION that's what I'm thinking of.  You wanna celebrate a sports victory THAT'S EASY FIST BUMP YOUR TEAMMATE.  So that's something to keep in mind as well?  Hmm.  Either way WHAT'S DONE IS DONE.  Except for in Spidermen Universe.  Because time is a dimension of Spiderman Multiverse what's done MAY NOT NECESSARILY BE DONE 100%.  Look I'm sure they cover all this in Marvel Movies Phase IV I haven't seen them yet.  Either awy huh.  Wha.  JUH?
    Last paragraph.  Jeez.  Gotta do Dumb Waking Up Early again tomorrow!  BUT I don't need to worry about oh I gotta fit in act I before delivery.  I need to BE HERE to accept delivery but it'll take only a minute to put the 2 things away.  So I don't need to FRET about being EntryInteruppted because it's not a big deal! S o that's not so bad.  If anything it's kind of good.  If anythihng it's KIND OF GREAT.  If anything BEST TING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ANYWHERE ANYONE.  Hmm.  Is it possible that people had no idea what was being sold in pop up store but were just really invested in there beign ANY sort of pop up store and excited to participate WHATEVER it turned out to be?  My guess is YES that's 60% of them TO A T.  Which is a phrase.  One day we'll figure out why.  Then forget again.  TIME.  Anyway that's it for tonight.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-9:40 P.M.

Thursday, July 14, 2022

I Think I'm On To Something

    Hey!  About 45 minutes behind schedule today!  BUT my Dad is taking his walk EARLY.  So I will only fit in 2 walks before his walk instead of 3-- but by having THE NEXT WALKS also appropriately earlier MEANS NOT SO MUCH CRUNCH TIME.  A LITTLE bit of crunch time in the middle but not so bad!  GOOD DEAL.  Before realizing my Dad was taking Early Walk I was just gonna write 5 paragraphs for Act I and then continue normally.  THIS IS EVEN BETTER.  Ten paragraphs!  Anyway what else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Either had a tiny amount of MightNight Snacks or more that I can't specifically remember.  Had cold chocolate chip pancake as Early Breakfast.  TURKISH MEATLOAF and Health Spaghetti for lunch, Steak * Stuffed Mushroom for dinner!  I REALIZED I've been messing up the Steak * Stuffed mushroom the last dozen times.  Donating soup/salad to my Dad and splitting baked potato into thirds for each Mealsworth.  IN THE PAST I NOW REMEMBER I get a soup, split potato into HALVES, and either half half a potato OR THE SOUP each meal.  A LITTLE BIT MORE CALORIES BUT NOT A LOT AT ALL.  WORTH IT.  So remind me to remind myself for next time!
    METS GAME TODAY is at... 8:05 PM.  OKAY!  I can watch the first 2/3rds of that EASY.  Well the first 60% of it easy.  Two thirds MIGHT NOT BE EASY AT ALL!  Anyway what else.  Think I topped off at 2 beers last night.  Only 2 empty cans in my room.  That's a dead giveaway!  Dead Giveaway sounds like the title to a Tales Crypt episode.  Not 100% sure what it'd be about.  Some sort of SALE at a store and THEY'RE ZOMBIES OR SOMETHING?  That sounds okay.  Like a Dawn Of The Dead type theme.  MAKES SENSE TO ME.  Hey I just came up with a Tales Crypt!  Rip off of Dawn Of The Dead.  Well SURE!  EVERYTHINGS a rip off of SOMTHING.  So get off my back about it!  National Food of the tomorrow is... National Gummi (THEIR SPELLING) Worm Day, National Tapioca Pudding Day, and Orange Chicken Day.  Orange chicken sounds okay.  I've probably had it 1-2 times in my life and it wasn't bad.  CHINESE FOOD Orange Chicken.  Not sure it exists Elsewhere.  Tapioca.  Sounds gisdusting.  LEMME LTURQ.  YEP LOOKS DISGUSTING TOO.  Gummy Worms.  OKAY.  FINE.  If that's HOW YOU FEEL.
    Tomorrow is middle of July.  I don't care WHAT month we're talking about-- Day 15 is the middle.  Could be February or could be December.  FIFTEEN IS THE MIDDLE OF THE MONTH.  GET WITH THE PROGRAM.  Looks like Trump wanted to set up a playdate with member of White House Support Staff.  We know that he called them (HER?).  We can only GUESS he was gonna propose a sleepover or somthign.  FOR THEIR KIDS NOT THEMSELVES C'MON GET REAL.  What else is up.  Guess I'll enjoy Turkey Meatloaf and Health Spaghetti.  I feel like PAST DAYS OF THE WEEK I would have enjoyed it more.  I still got a few hours to get enthusiastic about it though!  So that's good.  Any alternatives.  HEY I have 2 chocolate chip pancakes left.  I could have that as lunch and push back Turkey Meatloaf to NEXT week (WEEKS START ON FRIDAYS).  OR I also still got egg whites-- could have Bagel and Egg Whites!  Hmm that sounds good, too.  Gonna have to think about this one.  ALL THREE ARE DECENT OPTION.
     What else is crap.  Gotta put in my order for Super Market.  Guess I can do that now!  I got time!  BRB.  OKAY JUST DID IT.  TOOK ME A SOLID 4-5 MINUTES BUT I DID IT.  Also NEW KINDA ICE CREAM SANDWICHES?!  100 calories??!  That's ON TARGET for the calories I eat Ice Creamwise at bedtime.  Dunno how big they'll be!  Probably not AMAZINGLY big but I'm gonna guess KINDA BIG ENOUGH FOR IT TO BE WORTH IT.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Going with Miller Lite again for second week in a row.  KINDA LIKE IT BETTER THAN THE THING BEFORE MICHAEL LOEB.  So that's good!  Hmm.  May have to add and/or subtract Super Market Meal depending on whether I have turkey meatloaf TODAY or save it for TOMORROW.  I forget whether I put in the extra meal or not.  We'll figure that out WHEN THE TIME COMES.  Also this week ONLy 2 SANDWICHESWORTHS OF MEALS.  I'd say 3 sandwichmeals is more common.  Even done four on occasion!  This week I feel like TWO!  OH WELL.  Turkey and pastrami.  THAT'S LIFE I GUESS.  Still got seven hours to change my mind.  WOW THAT'S PLENTY OF HOURS.  I'M GONNA START THE NEXT PARAGRAPH NOW.
    Yah!  No accepting Communal Dinner tonight!  So I may take last walk a little bit sooner!  So my NightTime may start a bit sooner!  Good deal.  Hmm.  Turkey Meatloaf would involve MICROWAVE.  Bagel with egg whites would involve TOASTER AND MICROWAVE.  Chocolate Chip Pancakes would involve OVEN.  Which means I'd need to be home from walk for about 20, 25 minutes before Eating That There Lunch.  OKAY GREAT WHAT ELSE IS UP.  Hmm.  What else is crap.  It turns out I'm pretty good at getting up in the morning at JUST the right time somehow.  I always push it to the very last minute, think I'm gonna end up Skipping Entry Or Shortening it, and then somehow I end up being the slightest amount ahead of THAT schedule, and I realize oh crap I can actually do everything more or less normally it turns out.  Sometimes LESS Normally.  But still EVERYTHING more or less.  So that's good I guess?  It's not BAD.  Maybe it IS bad.  Doesn't SOUND bad.  Hmm.  Gonna go get coffee.
    Anyway.  I dunno.  Got more clean shirts!  GOT CLEAN SHIRTS FOR MAYBE A WEEK AND A HALF AT LEAST.  Maybe a week and a half AT MOST.  Look I think I got 10-11 clean shirts get off my back about it.  I think my Mom said she ordered me a bunch of socks on Amazon. Or maybe I dreamt it.  I dreamt something else last night.  Turns out I had a Pshytirst Zoom appointment SOONER than I thought.  (In the dream.)  In the dream I THOUGHT the appointment was When It Is In Real Life.  But then I came across some NOTES that SUGGESTED OTHERWISE.  And it's not like I was suddenly OH NO THE APPOINTMENT IS RIGHT NOW.  No.  It was still a few days away!  So it wasn't that big a deal!  Either way IN WAKING LIFE the appointment is when I originally thought.  So that's good!  VERY good.  Then again maybe I should triple check because that sounds like a weird dream and may still have been real life.  Oh well what can ya do.  Triple Check like I said.  Oh Yeah Okay that makes sense.
    Four paragraphs to go for Act I!  LOOK am I gonna be leaving over an extra four slices of bread if I'm having 2 sandwiches 2 weeks in a row instead of 3?  YES.  GREAT JOB ON THAT MATH.  I'm PROMOTING YOU TO SUBCAPTAIN OF MATH TEAM.  What else is up.  SEVENTH paragraph.  That's always fun.  I said four paragraphs to go to complete ten.  That's ACCURATE but not as much fun as just saying SEVENTH PARAGRAPH.  Anyway I dunno.  Get me some good Fiber One 70 Cal Brownies.  THEMS GOOD IN THE FRIDGE it turns out!  Amazing!  Anyway.  Only crunchtime with current PresumableDaySchedule is between third walk and fourth-- when I take shower.  Only thirty minutes!  But even that is definitely enough time for what I wanna accomplish there.  So GREAT get off my back about it.  Hmm HOWEVER if I want Chocolate Chip Pancakes I'd have to wait 20-25 minutes AFTER GETTING BACK from 4th walk.  That might push things back a bit.  WHAT IF I TURNED UP THE HEAT and made it for LESS TIME.  Well that's certainly one way to go I guess!  YEAH.
    Anyway.  Now it looks like the top 2 options are Turkey Meatloaf and Chocolate Chip Pancakes.  AMAZING!  Hmm.  I dunno.  Also putting together Amazon FFrFresh order.  Most exciting thing is re-upping with Cinnamon Toast Crunch Barrs.  THOSE ARE GOOD like Goldon Graham Bars but NOT AS HEARTY and not as CALORIE.  Much more convenient for Yer Random Snack.   CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES is most delicious but Knocking Out this week's super market meal before re-upping with more tomorrow is VERY MUCH the responsible way to go.  THIS IS GONNA BE TOUGH.  VERY TOUGH.  Not that tough.  I feel like by the time I'm looking at Having To Make A Decision I'll have a good idea of what I should do.  So that's good.  Been having the same gum time after time lately.  Usually I got 3 or so open packs on Chest of Drawers and I alternate between them pretty evenly for walks.  LATELY I have one open and can't b bothered to go get another pack to alternate with.  Just finish the pack I have before I HAVE to go get another pack.  NOT an ideal situation but there are worse ways to live your life.
    Hmm.  100 cal ice cream sandwiches SAY they're way more GRAMS than they could be.  They're suggesting a heartier ice cream sandwich that I could remotely imagine for this amount of calories.  Still though WHAT IF IT'S TRUE.  THIS COULD BE A GAME CHANGER for my entire life!  Kinda hope not.  Feels like even if this were true, my life deserves better game changers.  We'll see how it goes I guess.  What else is crap.  Made an executive decision to Re-Up with mini black and whites.  I thought maybe I'd skip them and replace them with Goldon Graham Barrs instead.  THIS WAY THOUGH It's more delicious and I'm doing my MOM A SOLID.  She appears to like them the last couple of weeks.  GOOD SON AM I.  That's a QUESTION not a statement.  Get back to me at my e-mail address.  It's at the bottom of the website.  Don't think I've gotten any e-mails in the 5 or more years I've had e-mail at bottom of website.  Maybe SPAM or something where that's how they got the e-mail.  Oh well ya take what you can get.
    Last paragraph of the act!  What gum do I got going on now.  Peppermint.  Probably my favorite flavor when its all said and done!  What else is crap.  HMM do I need to put in more GUM into Super Market order.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEAH IT LOOKS LIKE I DO.  Unless I got some gum that I put it in a place that I forget.  I'll look into that later on when I feel like it But Still Early Enough that I can do something about it for Super Market order.  Hmm.  YA KNOW WHAT.  I was thinking and looking about things and I think I'm gonna try some ENTENMANNS DONUTS from Amazon Fresh.  Used to like them as a kid!  Haven't gotten them in a long time!  They have DIFFERENT SIZES.  I'm gonna get the kind that would be TWO for a breakfast or ONE for THE INDULGENT DESSERT TIME SNACK.  And thusly I'm deleting black and whites from OTHER Super Market Order.  This will be LOTS OF FUN.  Pack of 12.  Should last 2 weeks in fridge.  I can easily have 3 of these for breakfasts a week.  Or maybe 2.5 and have 2 as a snack!  OR MAYBE EVEN LESS and my Mom or Dad wants one or two.  LOOK THE ACT IS OVER.  DONUT OVER.  See ya in a bit!

Meet Me Halfway Here

    HMM.  Maybe I can make Health Bread last 3 weeks in the fridge.  Well I Can't Make It Last.  It will either last or it won't. But I can just Eat It for a third week whether or not it's good to eat or not.  AMAZING let's do that.  Leaning towards doing Turkey Meatloaf for lunch today!  Right now maybe 2:1 odds it's Turkey Meatloaf and Health Spaghetti!  OK I think we're all caught up.  Might be able to take walk #3 sooner than I thought.  Almost No CrunchTime at all it turns out!  Anyway gotta get up Real Early tomorrow to get in Walk and Act I before Super Market gets here!  PROBABLY have Chocolate Chip Pancake for breakfast OR IF IT'S GONE finally have balanced breakfast.  HAD THESE EGG WHITES since I Wanna Say TUESDAY.  BOUT TIME I START EATIN' EM.  I dunno.  HEY I got an upcoming snack soon.  NORMALLY it'd be Oh I Don't Know 20 minutes from now.  But because everything is pushed back WHO KNOWS when I'll have snack.  Lunch'll be around the same time MAYBE 10-20 minutes later.  WOW THIS IS EXCITING STUFF.
    Sure.  HEY nice episode of Tales Crypt coming up.  Didn't like this one the first eight times.  Then I was indifferent to it another eight times.  Now the last eight times I'm gradually liking it more and more!  I guess that's good news then.  CONSIDERING also getting HAM.  So I'd have three sandwiches a week for the next two weeks.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  VERY tough one.  Maybe I add it for now.  So that's the STANDARD going into Finalizing The Order.  As opposed to NOT adding it now where the Generic Position is NOT having it.  GONNA TRY A NEW KIND OF HAM.  If I get ham at all.  IF I WERE TO GET HAM SANDWICHES ONCE A WEEK FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS THIS IS HOW I WOULD HAVE DONE IT.  What else is going on and crap.  Figure I'll eat snack after I get home from next walk but BEFORE shower instead of AFTER shower.  MAKES SENSE.  Lotta sense.  What else is crap.  Today is Thursday.  No doubt about it.  Hmm.  Enjoying new sneakers!  Not as much as the first walk or two.  Those were GREAT.  Now I'm very much getting used to them.  STILL POSITIVE EXPERIENCES OVERALL THOUGH.
    YAH. Hmm.  Maybe ice cream sandwich is confused that a serving size is TWO of em and that's the amount of grams I see-- BUT the amount of CALORIES I see is for a SINGLE one.  Hmm.  Lemme re-calibrate that math.  LATER.  Don't wanna do it now.  I probably will never do it at this rate.  Oh well that's life.  Even if I'm having 3 sandwiches a week for three weeks in a row instead of 2-- HEALTH BREAD WILL LAST ME THREE WEEKS.  That's 18 pieces of bread I need.  LOAF IS 19 pieces.  Possibly with ONLY ONE END PIECE.  Which is the Discarded piece easy.  There's gotta be 2 end pieces, right?  I've just never made it all the way to the other end of the bread to see it.  Either way FINE I eat one end piece NO PROBLEM.  OR I employ an extra piece of bread one way or another as well.  SALAD SIDE BREAD IS GOOD.  But I REALLY LIKE getting Sicilian Pizza and then cutting off 20-25% of one slice which is mostly crust and using THAT as Salad Side.  DELICIOUS.
     PENULTIMATE PARAGRAPH OF DAYTIME DAY.  Good.  What else is good.  WHAT GONNA BE MY LUNCH TOMORROW.  Super Market meal, that's for sure!  NOT the salad-- don't have the PizzaBread yet!  Probably one of the SANDWICHES off the top of my head.  Maybe PASTRAMI.  That sounds like a good thing to look forward to.  NOT GETTIN' ANY STRAIGHT-UP-COOKIES as sides.  If I wanna sweetside GONNA BE SOME FIBER OR GRANOLA SWEETS.  Or maybe a mini donut or something WHAT DO I KNOW this is THE FUTURE.  I can't predict the future.  I can PREPARE for what the future MIGHT be.  But then if the future is something else I LOOK LIKE A FOOL wasting all that preparation for something that never even happened!  You wouldn't want me to look like a fool, would ya.  WOULD YA?  Oh you probably would?  Well that's not so bad I can work with you there.  If you get something out of Me Being A Fool it can't be all that bad!  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe I should skip pre-lunch snack?  THAT'S NOT THE WAY I DO THINGS.  It is sometimes.  NOT TODAY THOUGH.  Maybe today.  PROBABLY NOT TODAY THOUGH.
    Okay!  Can't wait to see what these new socks are all about.  Assuming I didn't Dream Them.  And if I did-- so what?-- put the dream into action.  Tell my mom to get me 8 pairs of new socks the same way she would hypothetically in my dream scenario.  LET'S PUT DREAMS INTO ACTION!  Eight seems high.  Maybe IT WAS a dream.  I know I need new socks but why would anyone need eight pairs of socks?!?!  I dunno I could be dumb.  Maybe people need FOURTEEN pairs of socks.  ONE PAIR A DAY FOR TWO WEEKS.  I dunno maybe.  I feel like I OFT wear same socks a couple of days in a row.  Maybe I'm WRONG to do that.  Seems reasonable!  I'm wrong about a lot of stuff like this, plus a lot of other stuff!  Anyway gonna finish this act before I can take walk but that's okay!  HMM I can always take shower before walk instead of after.  NAH I AIN'T GONNA DO THAT.  Either way that's it for now.  I'll see ya tonight!

well i've done it again

    IMPULSE ORDERED Wonderbread: White Bread as bread!  AND HAM.  Suddenly Tomorrow's Leading Lunch is a HAM SANDWICH ON WHITE BREAD.  Funny the way things turn out!  By funny I mean DELICIOUS.  Anyway had turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti for lunch.  Lots of health spaghetti this time around!  I didn't have a problem with that but maybe I do IN RETROSPECT.  I think it's Health because it's CAULIFLOWER.  Which is neither a Cauli NOR A FLOWER.  Either way OKAY LUNCH, just had OKAY DINNER.  Also just had OKAY fudgesicle.  Now I'm gonna continue drinking OKAY beer #1.  Typing at OKAY Computer.  I assume the correct reading of Radiohead album, "OK Computer," is that Radiohead Man is getting ready to use Computer and is like OK COMPUTER LETS SEE WHAT YOU CAN DO.  And then he cracks his knuckles and gets ready to do some Data Typing on a keyboard.  Either that or it's about a computer that's neither terrible NOR great.  I'm sure we can come up with 8 or 10 more things it could mean but I CAN'T DO EVERYTHING FOR YOU.  You gotta figure those out ON YOUR OWNSOME.
    Yeah!  Wonder what Indulgence Snack will be tonight.  Maybe just a delicious Goldon Graham Barr.  WHY NOT it's FUN, it's Tasty, and it's LESS INDULGENT THAN OTHERS.  YOU FOOLS.  Anyway got Mets game paused before it even started.  DON'T have it recording though.  So in about 55 minutes IT WILL START PLAYING WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT.  AND I ANTICIPATE NOT.  Hmm.  FACING NORTH on external keyboard!  Good deal.  Not a BAD deal.  There's NO COMPROMISE on my part at all anyway.  How could it be a bad deal when I'M NOT GIVING UP A SINGLE THING in this deal.  Also I feel we should force Trump to rank His Top Ten Deals in his entire lifetime.  Either that or force him to go to jail for his Treason Crimes.  If I were him I'd take the, "Ranking His Deals," Deal.  Sounds like a lot better outcome for him than having to face consequences for Presidential Treason.  TREASON IS JUST, "REASON," WITH A SILENT, "T."  Something along those lines.  The point is TREASON ISN'T THAT BAD WHEN IT'S A GOOD GUY WITH A TREASON.
    Hmm.  TREES CAN'T HAVE SONS.  THEY DON'T BIOLOGICALLY REPRODUCE LIKE THAT.  I DON'T KNOW HOW THEY DO EXACTLY.  SEEDS OR SOMETIN!  CAN TREES GET ABORTIONS?  DEPENDS ON THE STATE I GUESS.  I've HAD IT UP TO HERE with calling abortion healthcare.  I know it IS but it feels like we're just using sanitizing language.  I KNOW I'm wrong on this.  But it just feels like LOSER TALK.  We will protect the right for women to have healthcare.  AGAIN I KNOW I'm Wrong On This.  100%!  I'm just telling you about my GUT INSTINCT.  LET'S NOT MINCE WORDS WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUT ABORTIONS HERE AREN'T WE.  LISTEN TO WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT I'M MANSPLAINING AND IT'S IMPORTANT.  Anyway.  I dunno.  Just finished beer #1.  Probably still aiming for 3 overall!  Not gonna go get #2 QUITE YET though.  I'm in a good grove SITTING DOWN right now.  Who knows if Me Getting Up would ruin that permanently or not.  Can't risk getting up and then sitting back down and being like THIS ISN'T QUITE AS GOOD AS WHEN I WAS SITTING DOWN JUST EARLIER.
    Hmm.  Anything else exciting about Super Market order?  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE nothing that I haven't talked about already.  Been probably possibly as much as 2 months since getting Bread that wasn't Health Bread or Health Sandwich Thins.  YER DUMB STANDARD WHITE BREAD sounds very exciting as of now!  HAM SANDWICH ON WHITE BREAD sounds like THE WAY I WANT MY LIFE TO GO FOR LUNCH TOMORROW.  Perect!  Hmm.  NOW I FINISHED MY ORANGE SODA.  I have neither beer NOR soda to drink as of now.  And I don't think I can OR SHOULD wait to finish Act III Part I before re-filling.  I COULD GO REFILL after this paragraph I THINK.  I HOPE.  I TRUST.  Huh?  Anyway.  OH HEY I decided to get some APPLES.  FIJI APPLES.  That's new and exciting Impulse Super Market Buy.  I CAN HAVE 2 A WEEK FOR 2 weeks.  OR THREE OVERALL and I get SOME OTHER SUCKER who lives here (Mom or dad?) to have an apple, too.  Hopefully no one else lives here.  We can't rule out Vagrant In The Attic completely as much as we'd like to!  Oh well.  HOW CAN A VAGRANT LIVE IN AN ATTIC.  THAT'S A COMPLETELY CONTRADICTORY STATEMENT.  If it WEREN'T FOR MY ATTIC he'd be a vagrant.  He's a homeless person WHO JUST HAPPENS to have a home.  Oh okay I see.  Gonna go get beverages like I speculated about now.
   Can I, "Identify," as homeless?  My guess?  I can identify as whatever I want whose gonna stop me.  Not everyone might INDULGE in my self-identification but that's their problem!  Not mine!  I'M HOMELESS AND THAT'S TE END OF THAT DISCUSSION.  Anyway got some diet coke going on right now with beer #2.  Fifth paragraph of Act III!  Maybe aim for SIX for Part I of act before recess.  Then recess will be PARTLY watching SOME MET GAME (fast forwarding through MOST of what has already occurred-- and watching NONE of any of it that HASN'T occurred) and presumably Somethin Else Too Maybe I Dunno!  Maybe have delicious CookieDough QuestBar with Part II after recess.  FEEL LIKE INDULGING IN HEARTIEST SNACK.  So that's good!  I'm getting a Wide Al Fredo dish from Super Market.  Is THAT exciting?  Nope.  Actually I don't like it at all.  TOO HEARTY A DISH.  I felt this way while putting together the order but I feel like Sometimes You Have to Do the Wrong Thing even when it's not right.  IT'S THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE.
    Yeah!  Anyway.  We'll see what snack comes next.  COULD BE PRACTICALLY ANYTHING. Probably told you my OK Computer Meaning Speculations before.  IT COMES UP A LOT.  By which I mean I've probably mentioned it here before roughly 3-4 times.  Not ALL THE TIME but certainly MORE THAN TWICE.  So that's good I guess.  Now Weezer has an album called OK Human.  WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT.  OTHER THINGS THAT CAN BE, "OK," presumably.  Oh Okay.  Oklahoma.  OKAY L.A. HOME...uh.  That's what I'd say if I HAD to SETTLE for Los Angeles being my home.  Uhh.  KETTLECHIPPOS might be a good SandwichSide for WhiteBread HamSandwich tomorrowLunch.  LET'S SAY ABOUT 22 OF THEM OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.  Anyway what SPECIFIC flavor of Ham did I get.  Beechwood Smoked Black Forest Ham.  HMM SOUNDS LIKE A ZOMBIES SONG.  Beechwood Park.  HEY I'D LIKE TO LISTEN TO ZOMBIES ALBUM AGAIN AT SOME POINT IN MY LIFE.  Not tonight.  Maybe LATER ON this decade though.  OKAY RECESS... time.  Breeb!

    HEY!  Goldon graham barr.  Delicious!  FROM FRIDGE.  Anyway I'm not doing it TONIGHT but maybe another good idea for Indulgence After Dinner Snack is half a chocolate chip pancake.  I dunno we'll see.  Probably will never PAN out but it's a fair enough THOUGHT EXPERIMENT IDEA.  Anyway six paragraphs for Part I.  Probably just four for Part II!  THEN AN EPISODE OR TWO OF TALES CRYPT AND BEDTIME TIME.  Good.  What else is up.  Finishing up beer #2 this paragraph.  Maybe skip #3!  SAVE IT FOR A RAINY DAY.  I WISH IT WAS RAINY RIGHT NOW.  I like the rain.  FIGHT ME I don't care.  RAIN IS GREAT.  Especially LIGHT COOL RAIN on HOT SUMMER DAY.  NICE SPLASH OF WATER NOW WE'RE TALKIN'.  THE POINT IS tootsie pop when this is over and then ice cream bar when ENTIRE NIGHT is over and I'm in Bedtime Time Bed... Bed... time.
    Hmm.  What Tales Crypt I got coming my way.  OH THAT ONE HOW ABOUT THAT.  Real Sexy one.  Sexy housewife and whatknot!  Whose all sexxed up!  I can dig it.  The point is WHY NOT INDULGE AND HAVE CHOCOLATE FLAVOR LOLLIPOP as opposed to fruit flavor.  WELL BECAUSE THEN I'M NOT SAVING A CHOCOLATE FLAVOR ONE.  THAT'S WHY NOT.  KEEP THE BETTER FLAVOR FOR A RAINIER WOLFCASTLE DAY.  I think I'll have beer #3 after all. Well not After ALL.  There will be SOME things that come after this beer.  But After MUCH I think we can all agree on that.  Dangit gonna have to get up real early.  ONLY NINE HOURS OF SLEEP OR SO LIKE AN ANIMAL.  Animals probably get MORE sleep than Humans not less.  They got no responsibilities to keep them up!  But then again they have no responsibilities that make them WANT to sleep more.  So it evens out.  If I had no responsibilities I'd... wait a second I DO have no responsibilities.  NOW I'M CONFUSED.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Just gonna watch the ONE Tales Crypt episode.  And skip beer #3.  It's pretty late in the night Let's just get started on Closing Down.  Closing what down.  Closing IT ALL down!  HMM maybe have tootsie pop now to CLOSE DOWN THE ENTRY IN STYLE.  Anyway JUST TRANSPORTED COMPUTER so I'm facing EAST and typing on Laptop Keyboard.  It's the computer's NATURAL STATE.  So I was Taking Care Of Business to set it back up this way.  GOOD.  Sucking in a lollipop.  Well ON a lollipop.  Maybe the universe is a big lollipop and I AM sucking in a lollipop.  Maybe not the universe but JUST THE GALAXY is a lollipop.  The point is AT SOME POINT MACRO-WISE I live in a lollipop but I can't say for SURE what that level is.  Then again I identify as Vagrant so if I lived in a lollipop that would count as Living In SOMEWHERE.  I DON'T LIKE THIS PARAGRAPH.  Oh well what can ya do.  Move onto the next paragraph!  That's the best idea I could come up with on such short notice!
    Hmm.  What kind of Health Ice Cream bar for tonight Bedtime Why It's Only Mint Chocolate Chip ENLIGHTENED Bar.  GOOD DEAL.  Probably.  Not a BAD deal.  On the positive side of things re: Deals.  How's Trumps Top 10 Deals coming along.  Gotta imagine h can successfully count to ten AS A BARE MINIMUM of how much he could accomplish this task.  That'd be my guess.   I'd say he could even count to twenty, twenty five.  Gotta give him THAT much.  Anyway hey I'm SENTENCES away from being done here for the night!  Also I just bit down on tootsie pop!  Lasted about a paragraph!  COULDA BEEN BETTER COULDA BEEN WORSE.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  Feel like BINGING and eating a second tootsie pop.  IT MAKES SENSE because I had LESS INDULGENT INDULGENT SNACK.  Also no beer.  FINE BUT IF I DO IT I'm writing six Post Rocess paragraphs not four.  SOUNDS LIKE A FAIR DEAL.  I KEEP MAKING DEALS WHETHER I LIKE IT OR NOT.  And I DON'T like it.  Anyway I'm done with this paragraph.  Gotta write 2 more ON RASPBERRY tootsie pop.
     REAL Penultimate paragraph!  Good deal.  I opened up new bag of non-just-chocolate tootsie pops and THESE ARE ALL FREAKIN' RED.  Without rifling through all the pops I REGISTERED about 8 or so WRAPPED tootsie pops and ALL OF THEM WERE REDDISH.  Gotta imagine some are cherry and some are raspberry.  WAIT I DON'T HAVE TO IMAGINE THIS I CAN ACTUALLY CHECK.  Let's LTURQ.  Looks like there's 9 or 10 left in the bag.  ONE OF WHICH is grape.  THE REST ARE ALL REDDISH.  Either cherry raspberry or POSSIBLY one orange.  I didn't GO THROUGH THE REDS one by one.  I don't have TIME for that nonsense!  JUST TAKE MY WORD FOR IT that this, "MIXED BAG," of tootsie pops is WAY TOO, "RED."  JUST LIKE CORPORATE MEDIA.  THEY SAY WE'RE GETTING AN ASSORTMENT OF FLAVORS BUT IN REALITY IT'S JUST CENTER RIGHT TALKING POINTS.  I've HAD IT UP TO HERE with Corporation Media!  Then again what else is going on.  One more paragraph to write!
    Amazing.  What's up and crap.  STILL SUCKIN'.  Nobody can take that away from me!  Maybe I should RECONSIDER what ice cream flavor to have.  Why I've already decided on the best and/or most appropriate flavor for tonight.  Interesting counterpoint.  Anyway SHIT AND CRAP.  GRAPE LOLLIPOP gotta be lonely in this bag.  Feel like a real outcast.  Oh well what can ya do.  Not have sentient candies.  Too late now!  Jeez.  No taking out garbage for tonight.  Might have to take out some garbage and/or recyclables Tomorrow MORNING.  If I heard my dad right when we were talking about it earlier.  SHOULDA BEEN PAYING ATTENTION MORE.  Guess I can clarify it with him IMMINENTLY when I go downstairs soon.  I'll keep you updated on this situation if it progresses.  Anyway.  How do we know for sure not to eat lollipop stick PARTICULARLY WITH TOOTSIE POPS.  We're already being GROOMED to bite down MORE ON EXTRA beyond candy lollipop.  WHOSE TO SAY WHEN AND WHERE TO STOP OR NOT.  Anyway that's it.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-9:51 P.M.

Wednesday, July 13, 2022

Let's Do This Myself

    Hey!  About half an hour behind schedule today.  SHOULD be able to fit in anything without CrunchTime save upcoming 2 hours.  MAY write only 8 or 9 paragraphs for Act I instead of X as I normally would.  FOR BREATHING ROOM.  LUNGS are MY breathing room.  I think.  That's how human bodies work I BELIEVE.  Anyway I MAY NOT have done any traditional MightNight snacks.  Either  something small or not at all!  HOWEVER instead of having very early breakfast as I often do I had a small snack THEN so I had breakfast at NORMAL TIME.  Breakfast was again Skipping Balanced Breakfast and having Pop Tart + Ice Cream Sandwich.  WONDERFUL.  Lunch gonna be either turkey meat loaf with health spaghetti OR Veggie Burger with SandwichSide.  Dinner gonna be Steak * Stuffed Mushroom HANDS DOWN.  Maybe I get something for tomorrow Why It Would Only Be Pizza.  For either lunch or dinner.  I DUNNO WE'LL SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
     Anyway FUN PARAGRAPH #1.  ALL CAUGHT UP 25%.  Anyway enjoyed them gummy bears last night.  Maybe try putting them in fridge.  Either they get 25% harder which would be GREAT or 100% harder which would presumably be NOT GREAT.  So we'll see how that goes down the line when it comes up.  METS GAME at 12:20.  Gonna have to have that sucker being recorded for later.  NOT EVEN JUST PAUSED.  I may not start it until over an hour after it starts.  PASUATION only works for an hour WITHOUT RECORDATION.  That's been my experience!  NATIONAL Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Grand Mariner Day and National Mac N Cheese Day.  MARINER IS FISH.  Let's LTURQ.  Wait a second this is National Grand MARNIER Day.  Which is a LIQUEOR.  BRANDY BASED.  FRENCH.  Great.  Kinda excited about eating Big Mariners.  Oh well.  Mac n Cheese.  Disgusting as a child.  Maybe something I would try as an adult.  As long as it's LOW on the cheese.  MAC gotta be the star of the show!  If cheese is the star I'M WITH ME AS A KID-- GROSS!
    Hmm.  Got METS GAME recorded set up on TV.  GREAT.  What else is up.  Off the top of my head not particularly excited about either turkey meatloaf OR Veggie Burger.  HMM.  Could have steak *stuffed mushroom for lunch and pizza for dinner.  Leaving me with ONE OF THE TWO leftover for Next Super Market week beginning in Friday.  I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.  But can I live with having All Out Dinner for lunch.  I DON'T THINK I CAN LIVE WITH THAT.  Oh well such is life.  Veggie Burger is probably the top choice IF AND ONLY IF I can come up with THE PERECT side.  Obvious one is Frozen Fries.  Today IS French Fry Day after all!  Well that sounds like all the evidence I need to eat Veggie Burger with fries today.  I wanna be COMMUNAL or something.  Why not!  Hmm.  Veggie burger doesn't sound appetizing GOING INTO IT in general.  But once I've started I CAN DIG IT.  In GENERAL.  What's up.  Mets lost their baseball game last night.  BOUND TO HAPPEN roughly half the time.  Even if they have a 92-70 record at the en of the season to make the playoffs.  You could argue well in the grand scheme of things whether they win or not rounds to 50%.  ARGUE IT WELL.
    Hmm.  What kinda snacks am I having today KEEPING IN MIND what happened yesterday.  First things first HEARTY GOldon Graham Barr sounds NOT GOOD.  Ice cream and the like are very much in the cards.  FIber brownies sure that could be a thing.  BIRTHDAY QUEST BAR at night.  Hmm.  Ended up just drinking one beer last night.  I dunno how to feel about that!  IT MAKES UP 96 calories that I EXCESSIVED with food last night.  AMAZING.  Unless I have 4 beers tonight.  GREAT IDEA.  Because of the one beer, next time I would have had three GO CRAZY WITH FOUR.  I'll think about it or something I dunno.  Not EXPLICITLY.  But at some point I'll remember it and then perhaps think about it IN REAL TIME.  What else is up.  Figure once I stop drinking 2-3 beers a night I can start losing weight at a relatively low but significant clip.  ALL OTHER THINGS BEING EQUAL.  Figure I'll stop drinking IF I can HEALTHILY and RESPONSIBLY replace it with marijuana.  THAT'S THE PLAN THIS YEAR.  COUNT DOWN THEM DAYS.  Also I don't know what I'm counting down toward.  They seem to imply maybe like a 75% chance it's Recreationally Available by end of the year.  So in terms of COUNTING DOWN that's the best context I have!
    AMOOZING.  NEVER had edibles.  I'd prefer to smoke em in general but edible could be a ONE OFF FUN TIME.  OR MAYBE A GAME CHANGER WHAT DO I KNOW.  Wanna get a pipe like my Favorite Standard At-Times-Only Pipe when I was a NYU Weed Smoker.  WATER PIPE.  SPIRAL GLASS STUFF THAT SMOKE GOES THROUGH.   It was FUN.  Unless the weed falls into the water somehow.  That's not good.  Probably happened on occasion.  OH NO.  Either way I dunno.  WE talk about this a lot!  Solid 50% chance I DON'T LIKE MARIJUANA ANYMORE if I try it.  I'LL HAVE TO TAKE THAT CHANCE.  Good deal.  Gonna have coffee after this paragraph.  AT this point looks like I'll try to fit in an entire 10 paragraphs for Act I.  It's EASY because I've SAID ALL THIS BEFORE several times.  I know what I'm doing at this point!  NOT MUCH.  Wore a clean shirt today!  I went into yesterday saying I'd help my mom do laundry which pleased her.  Then she ended up doing it herself.  Which pleased me!  Time to go get coffee.
   Hmm.  What else is crap.  Let's say 35 minutes to COMFORTABLY write the rest of act II.  40 minutes to write the rest of act II IN GENERAL.  I can write 5 paragraphs in that amount of time, sure.  IF NOT THEN I WON'T.  So that's good.  Next episode of Tales Crypt is SEASON II SEASON FINALE.  They wrap up all the loose ends of the Anthology Show where each episode has no connection to the other one.  THERE ARE CONCURRENT THEMES.  This episode wraps up the GENERAL FEELING of Season II.  SO GET OF OUR BACKS ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Today gonna be any good?  I dunno.  Not excited about any lunch.  Maybe that changes.  Not excited about any snacks.  Maybe that changes.  Kinda nice the METS GAME will be going in Very Early Afternoon.  That could be fun or a BUST.  Either way TODAY HAS A FIGHTING CHANCE TO BE GOOD.  We'll see how it all, "Shakes," out.  Maybe put off BOTH Part II and III of Steak *Stuffed Mushroom for Thursday and Friday.  Eat Delicious Pizza for lunch today.  IF I WAS DOING THAT I'd rather have Part II today for lunch.  Presumably.  I DON'T KNOW THIS IS ALL WAY TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME MY BRAIN HURTS.
    Seventh paragraph.  If the steak was 80% the size of what it is EASY THAT'S A LUNCH.  But a SLIGHTLY BIGGER STEAK?  Too hearty for a lunch c'mon get out of here with that bullshit.  The good news is what else is going on. JUST EAT TURKEY MEATLOAF AND HEALTH SPAGHETTI AND GET IT OVER WITH.  NEVER!  What else.  Only three and a half paragraphs to go in 30 minutes.  I can do that all the time.  Including This Time presumably.  Man oh man am I wearing a CLEAN shirt.  COMFORTABLE shirt.  Not exciting by any means.  But it's COMFORTABLE.  APPROPRIATE SIZE.  Don't Sleep On This Shirt.  Mostly white but black around the collar and extending to the shoulders.  Is that a JERSEY shirt?  I DON'T KNOW and frankly I DON'T WANT TO KNOW.  Frankly I KIND OF DO WANT TO KNOW but let's keep that between you and me, okay?  Haven't checked HomeScale in a while. And I have no intention to do it any time soon!  WHY BOTHER when I can just IMAGINE being disappointed.  More FUN that way.  THREE PARAGRAPH TO GO.
    Came across a dollar bill on one of my walks yesterday.  Just laying on the sidewalk.  I picked it up CAUTION TO THE WIND (May have had anthrax on it) and POCKETED IT.  And upon closer inspection certainly seems to be a real dollar bill.  ALRIGHT.  Making money already!  Good stuff.  THEN AGAIN my Dad asked me for a couple of pennies today for something he was doing and I gave him a dime.  Now I'm down to a NINETY CENT Surplus.  Oh well still MUCH better than where I started!  So that's good.  Whatta do with Dollar Bill.  Get a candy bar or something off the top of my head.  MIGHT NEED TO USE SOME MORE DIMES FOR THAT.  Not sure how much a single standard candy bar is these days.  NOT SURE HOW MUCH THEY WERE IN PAST OR FUTURE DAYS.  Oh well.  What else is up.  I feel like if I'm smoking weed at night, the current Snacking Schedule for Evening is MORE THAN ENOUGH to lean into getting a lot out of enjoying food.  NOT TO MENTION THE ENTIRE DINNER.  So no problem there.  IF anything SOLUTION.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Well on appropriate schedule!  Any good SWEETS I can have as a veggie burger side.  Goldon Graham Barr.  A BIT OF THE HAIR OF THE DAWG THAT BIT YA.  Something to keep in mind I guess.  Maybe get pizza for dinner and push back Steak Stuffed Mushroom ANOTHER day.  Only thing I can think of that I'd be passionate about.  OR maybe Hot Pockets for lunch and Steak for dinner.  THAT OPENS UP MORE CANS OF WORMS THOUGH.  THIS IS REALLY HARD STUFF.  It sounds like THE EASY LIFE but there's lots of moving pieces and I have to make a lot of inter-related decisions and I've gotta do it ALL BY MYSELF.  No one is helping me!  You're KIND of helping me.  I'm bouncing my thoughts against you like one might bounce a blue rubber ball against a wall.  You don't specifically have to do anything but just IMAGINING YOU THERE helps.  SO THANKS ARE IN ORDER I GUESS.  I'll get around to Thanking You later.  TOO BUSY RIGHT NOW!
     Last paragraph of the act.  Good deal!  OH NO city streets walk I can see MY PROFILE in reflective glass window/walls of stores.  GENERALLY I'm pretty okay with Profile.  But after tomorrow WHAT IF I'M NOT.  MY LIFE WOULD BE DOWN THE TUBES AT THIS POINT.  What tubes.  Hmm.  Sewer Tubes?  Not sure now that I think about it.  Good.  I dunno.  METS GAME WILL GREET ME after Morning Chores are over.  I feel like taking shower at roughly around 1:15-1:30 is the end of Morning Chores.  THE GAME WILL HAVE BEEN GOING ON FOR AN HOUR.  I can fast forward AT MY LEISURE.  But also LEAN INTO WATCHING IT RELATIVELY IN DEPTH because WHY NOT.  Hey that sounds good.  GOTTA DO SOME MORE ACTIVATES BEFORE THEN THOUGH.  Two walks.  One Act II.  One shower.  Oh well I can do all that stuff.  Probably.  Been doing it a lot already!  Anyway let's write three more sentences or something-- including this one.  Hmm.  I feel like I have a common dream where there's some sort of cheap 90's computer game that I'm not 100% sure what it is but I wanna play it and I can't find it.  Not like a FPS or something.  That relies on graphics.  Something that relies on TEXTS and DECISION MAKING and something.  WHAT THE HELL IMAGINARY GAME IS THIS.  Sounds like fun though.  I'LL BE BACK SOON.

Oh Great I'm On Board

    HEY!  Leaning towards having 2 Lunches I have for next two lunches and two Steak *Stuffed Mushrooms for next two dinners!  BUT Get Chocolate Chipped Pancakes tonight.  For three breakfasts.  Presumably I can space out 3 Pancakes, 2 Balanced Breakfasts, and 2 wild cards over the course of a week!  THEN I GOTTA CLEAN SLATE for Friday when I Re-Up with Super Market.  SOUNDS GOOD.  Turkey meatloaf sounds the best but maybe I save that for tomorrow.  Veggie Burger could be a SLEEPER HIT OF THE SUMMER.  Anyway.  Got about 40 minutes to write this comfortably.  But the sooner the better.  If I can do it in 30 minutes that'd be The Tops.  So great.  CHECKED OUT PROFILE IN STORE WINDOW-REFLECTION-WALL.  NOT SO BAD.  What else is up.  I can think of a SOLID Fiber Bar I'd enjoy as SandwichSide.  Not too indulgent either.  But I can imagine it hitting the spot.  Not sure I have any left of This Thing.  Possibly!  Odds are YES but also significant odds point to NO.  Jeez.  Turkey Meatloaf and Health Spaghetti isn't SO FAR OFF from having delicious Pizza Lunch.  HEALTH SPAGHETTI IS ITALIAN FOOD.  MORE OR LESS.
    What else is crap.  WHAT HAPPENED TO CELEBRATING FRENCH FRY DAY.  That's still a possibility! Hasn't been ruled out completely!  But I'm not gonna let DAYS dictate the way I live my life.  THEY'RE A GENERAL SUGGESTION of how to live not aHARD AND FAST RULE.  So that's good.  ALT IDEA is have a lunch of Bagel with Egg Whites instead of splitting Egg Whites into two Portions of Balanced Breakfast.  THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS but keep in mind I'M ALREADY VERY LOADED in terms of Lunch Possibilities.  What else is up.  I dunno.  Ran out of 70 calorie Fiber Snacks.  Now the lowest calorie Fiber/Protein Snacks are NINETY calories.  WHOLE WORLD OF DIFFERENCE.  Also different Things all together.  Not similar flavors and tastingwisesimilarity.  Just DIFFERENT.  Which RIGHT NOW isn't what I'm looking for!  Oh well such is life.  Maybe get indulgent Deli Meat for upcoming Super Market order.  I enjoyed PASTRAMI.  Might even go FURTHER with indulgence and get CORNED BEEF.  IT MAKES SENSE.  WHY NOT.  I've EARNED it.  By not killing myself.  Every time you don't kill yourself YOU EARN HEBREW NATIONAL BRAND DELI MEATS.
    Three DayParagraphs to go!  Just refilled soda.  IN THE PROCESS I checked cabinet and I DO have on more of Fiber Bar I was speculating about!  PUT IT IN FRIDGE for later.  I think this is one of the things that's made SLIGHTLY BETTER chilled.  HOWEVER in the process I had a KETTLE CHIP from bag and now I think KETTLE CHIPS are the way to go for Veggie Burger SandwichSide.  I can have A LOT OF THEM.  We're talking TWO DOZEN.  Amazing.  What else is up.  Look it'd be great to have French Fry Day celebration.  And over 50% of the time I get veggie burger lately FROZEN FRIES/TOTS are the way to go!  BUT NOT TODAY!  YOU CAN'T CHANGE MY MIND ON THIS!  I might be able to change my mind on this.  But YOU can't.  I hope not.  Pretty pot committed to not letting you dictate the terms of my life in general.  That wouldn't be, "FUN!"  Oh well what else is crap.  I don't think Mariners are fish.  Mariners are the fisherMEN?  Actually now I dunno.  Better LTURQ.  YEP MARINERS ARE SAILORS.  Unless they fall under a witch's spell to become fish themselves.  In THAT case they are fish.
    TWO PARAGRAPHS TO GO FOR DAYTIME.  Delicious.  OH RIGHT the The Decemberists song The Mariner's Revenge Song.  That's a song about PEOPLE.  A fish places a big role.  A WHALE at least.  Don't think that's a fish.  But either way the entity whose interested in revenge is DEFINITELY a person.  Maybe whale wanted revenge for some reason they don't get into, too, I dunno!  Anyway THAT's A LONG SONG.  FUN.  Most songs aren't that long.  It's A STORYSONG.  Good deal.  What else is up.  Let's aim for writing the next 1.5 paragraphs in 15 minutes.  MORE than enough time.  And at that time I'm Doin' Pretty Good handing it off to mY Dad's chance to walk at a reasonable time.  WONDERFUL.  Not a lot of listening to The Decemberists Lately!  Not a lot of listening to A LOT of bands lately.  But certainly the Decmberists is part of that Not Listening To Lately situation.  Oh well what can ya do.  I start getting high GOTTA START LISTENING TO CLASSIC MUSIC I LIKED IN MY PAST HIGH LIFE.  Or not.  Move on with my High Lives.  That sounds pretty good, too!
     One more paragraphs to go.  How long am I putting Veggie Burger in oven.  Is 30-35 minutes the way to go?  40-45 minutes?  Seems like I'd go for something within that range.  YEAH.  Anyway got Circular Sandwich Thins Bread as opposited to Health Loaf Bread this week.  Which is the way to go for VEGGIE BURGER.  MORE LIKE A BUN.  IT's a CIRCLE.  So that's good.  VERY good.  Next week I'm gonna switch back to HEALTH LOAF BREAD.  IT'S TIME TO MIX IT UP YET AGAIN I suppose.  Hmm.  Take a 2 minute shower after Walk.  Put on Mets game and Read ALL THE TWITTERS of the last 14 hours or whatever.  Eat some snack.  I dunno.  Keto bar I guess!  Whatever.  The day is working out for me just fine.  Probably go right ahead and have 3 beers for tonight.  DELICIOUS.  Anyway.  Marijuana may inspire me to Do Music.  It would ALTER my PERCEPTION of Lots Of Things INCLUDING MUSIC INCLUDING PLAYING MUSIC and INCLUDING WRITING AND PLAYING MUSIC.  So lets get our hopes up that marijuana will make my life exponentially better and not just make m paranoid and be a totally unpleasant experience all in all.  I'LL TAKE THOSE ODDS.  Got NO CHOICE but to take those odds.  I'll be back tonight.

this is more or less what i have to say

    Hey!  Here to write a MERE FIVE PARAGRAPHS while, "ON," a fudgesicle.  The fudgesicle will be gone within 2 or 3 sentences but the memory will last the entire Act III Part I!  THEN I GET SOMETHING EVEN BETTER FOR ACT III PART II.  Tootsie Pop better?  QUEST BAR BETTER?  We don't KNOW as of now.  Also when I eat Health Ice Cream Bars I NEVER go with just 2 fudgesicles even though it's about as hearty and caloriesworth.  And perhaps even HEARTIER and TASTIER and slightly LESS caloriesworth.  SORRY I'M JUST NOT THAT CREATIVE to have two of these at a time.  Would take some sort of GENIUS to come up with that idea.  A level of brilliance I'M SORRY TO SAY I'M NOT AT.  Oh well maybe one day I'll think to do this.  What else is up.  Startin' beer #1.  COMFORTABLE going with three but at the same time TWO is more likely based on where I'm at.  HAD STEAK * STUFFED MUCHROOM for dinner.  VEGGIE BURGER (FROZEN FRIES) FOR LUNCH.
    So that's good and crap.  No bange eating today!  Went all out with Allotted Snack.  No doubt about it.  Didn't CLOCK IN under total allotment.  But also didn't go OVER IT YOU IDIOTS.  Anyway how's that ex-bubble of skin on my ring toe Left Foot Version going.  Pretty much healed.  A little TOO healed.  I'd like to pick at this area of my body some more but it's not giving me much to work with!  Pretty much just REGULAR SKIN at this point.  I can pick at regular skin but IT HELPS if its perforated or inflamed or torn a bit.  Oh well no one ever said life would be easy.  Kinda implied it though.  Kinda feel like when I was a kid I was under the impression life would be pretty easy.  Turns out it's slightly harder than I thought.  Oh well what can ya do.  I either blame my parents' upbringing of me OR BILL CLINTON.  I forget which made me think life would be easy.  Maybe the combination.
    Hey what's up.  Three episodes into Season III of Tales Crypt.  That's good.  That's GREAT.  That's ONE OF THE BEST THINGS THAT'S HAPPENED IN THE LAST TWO HOURS IN MY LIFE.  I dunno about that.  Got about half a dozen things in competition as far as Best Things In Last Two Hours goes.  I have a lot of choices for QUEST BAR.  Maybe go with Chocolate Caramel flavor that I got as ONE-OFF from convenience store.  Man was that store convenient.  I didn't really think about it at the time but in retrospect WOW WHAT A GREAT, EASY, UNCOMPLICATED, AND QUICK EXPERIENCE.  Hmm.  Then again maybe have birthday bar.  Maybe have THREE Birthday Barrs.  I haven't Banged today but maybe I SHOULD???  That doesn't sound right at all.  Oh well.  Got chocolate chip pancakes for breakfasts!  THREE PANCAKES + 2 BALANCED BREAKFASTS I gotta be eating before they go bad (Eggs).  PRESUMABLY tomorrow is Chocolate Chip Pancake because it's EASIER and it's TASTIER and also if I'm spacing things out as well as possible MAKES SENSE to start off with the one I have more of!  THAT'S JUST, "SPACING OUT MATH."  C'mon.
   The point is I RAN OUT OF SODA IN MY GLASSY GLASS.  If I want to drink more soda I'M GOING TO HAVE TO POUR MORE SODA FROM THE SODA-SOURCE INTO MY GLASSY GLASS.  Brb.  GREAT.  Just had HALF A DOZEN handfuls of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  WE JUST TOOK THIS DAY CALORIES FROM MAYBE A SMALL SURPLUS TO A SMALL DEFICIT.  Or a small deficit into a small surplus.  I don't know HOW we should conceptualize it but the point is FROM GOOD --> BAD.  IN THE END THOUGH WHO GIVES A FIG.  Once I'm done drinking I'MA LOSE WEIGHT LIKE A MAD MAN.  We're talkin if I stop drinking AND stop MightNight snacking I can lose 10-15 pounds in Oh I Don't Know A THIRD TO HALF A YEAR.  Then I'm blowing PAST Weights I'd be comfortable with and Approaching MAXIMUM IDEAL WEIGHT.  So let's tread water until that glorious day that presumably will happen at some point.  What else is going on At Some Point.  Maybe some goot SHUTTER film to put on after Entry.
    YEAH.  Let's write a paragraph THEN FINISH TEH TALES CRYPT I'M INTO and then re-evaluate where I went wrong with my life.  My guess is SOME POINT DURING BILL CLINTON'S SECOND TERM.  Most likely BEFORE Monica Lewinsky scandal.  Maybe CONCURRENT with it WHAT DO I KNWO I can't remember 24 years ago.  Vaguely remember they cloned a sheep.  THAT WAS A BIG DEAL.  Life begins at Clone-ception.  Also cloning was very disappointing because in FICTION you always imagine a clone to be the same age and size and everything as the Clone-ee.  NOPE.  You wanna make a clone?  GOTTA START FROM SCRATCH.  C'mon I don't wanna wait 20 years for this clone to come to fruition as adult.  I WANT MY CLONES TO BE EXACTLY LIKE TE SOURCE FROM THE GETGO.  I think that's why Cloning never really caught on.  PEOPLE DON'T HAVE TIME OR PATIENCE FOR THIS.  SEINFELD FINALE.  Those were the main things from the late 90's.  Bill Clinton.  Cloning Sheep.  Seinfeld Series Finale.
    Let's wrote one more paragraph for Act III Part I!  Amazing.  Here's an interesting Thought Experiment-- when I say Seinfeld Series Finale, which do you think of-- the clip show which culminated in a montage to Green Day's Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life) or the Episode where they end up in jail.  I think the Jail Episode would be more widely recognized as Final Episode BUT I think the clip show with Green Day song people ENJOYED more.  IT'S A GOOD SONG.  I'll watch a montage of ANY sitcom to that high qualit yof a song.  IN FACT I WANNA HEAR THAT SONG RIGHT NOW.  Oh well what can ya do.  II haven't watched much Seinfeld in the last, I dunno, 18 years?  GO FIGURE!  Look is it possible Street Dollar Bill has anthrax on it?  SURE.  It's possible ANYTHING has anthrax on it!  BUT WE CAN'T LIVE OUR LIVES IN FEAR.  What else is up.  I dunno.  Gonna take a Recess Break Now!  Be back VERY soon!

   ONE OFF Chocolate Caramel Chunk.  TASTES GREAT.  Been refrigerated!  Anyway time to write 4-6 more paragraphs.  AIMING FOR SIX.  WHY NOT LET'S GO CRAZY.  Anyway got a nice Tales Crypt to watch after this before bed.  We're talkin' The One With Jon Lovitz.  There is ONE piece of dialogue where he really gives a Good Jon Lovitz Reading Performance.  UNSURPRINSGLY it's when HIS CHARACTER is ACTING and reading a line.  He sounds like Jon Lovitz doing a character WHEN HE IS JON LOVITZ DOING A CHARACTER DOING A CHARACTER.  So the point is THIS GUY KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING OR SOMETHING.  I don't know.  Another episode with huge plot holes.  MOST EPISODES HAVE BIG PLOT HOLES but just TRY NOT TO THINK ABOUT IT.  Let your mind go blank and let the SUSPENSE and CREEPITUDE take hold!  IT'S FUN IF YOU CAN GET INTO THE RIGHT ZONEHEAD.  OH NO I gotta put in Super Market stuff for Friday.  LEMME AT THAT RIGHT NOW RIGHT QUICK.  EH I DON'T WANNA DO IT NOW.  I'll do it later Right Quick.
    Amazing.  What can I do with the Dollar Bill I Now Have.  Can I do a National Treasure or a Da Vinci Code.  Use this dollar bill to FIND OUT SOME SECRET to uncovering BENJAMIN FRANKLIN'S GOLD.  Sure I'd call him BenFrank for short.  Also sure I'd call him WHATEVER HE WANTS for short so I can get in his good graces so he might clue me in accidentally on Where His Gold Is.  Either way THIS DUDE WROTE AN ALMANAC.  He was THE ORIGINAL BACK TO THE FUTURE II.  Farmer's Almanac was the Back II The Future II BEFORE BACKIITHEFUTUREII.  Sounds about right.  Anyway are we really committed to not changing Daylight Times later this year.  I'm not so sure that was the right decision.  WE SHOULD HAVE A DO-OVER just to play it safe.  OR ELECT ALTERNATE TIME DETERMINORS.  Feels like that should be up to State Legislatures.  WHEW THAT'S A RELIEF I thought we'd have to win a majority vote in order to assume control.  Turns out it's just the state legislatures!  WELL THAT'S VERY CONVENIENT WHEN YOU ALREADY CONTROL THE STATE LEGISLATURES THIS IS WONDERFUL!
    Huh.  What else is up.  Four paragraphs to go I guess.  FOUNDERS NEVER INTENDED PERMANENT DAYLIGHT SAVINGS.  Seems like if a Founder didn't intend it it can't be law.  Also as we all know Founders Agreed With Each Other 100% on 100% of everything.  Hmm.  Maybe founders would have been okay with Daylight Soovings Toome.  ALSO I ASSUME THERE'S A RANKING OF FOUNDERS SO WE KNOW WHO'S OPINION OUT-RANKS WHO ELSE'S OPINION.  Gotta imagine Alexander Hamilton is up there.  They made a THEATRICAL PRODUCTION out of him.  Doesn't get that much more powerful than that.  Anyway.  I'd like to see a Founder named Hamilton Alexander and it's just A Complete Coincidence.  IS IT TOO LATE TO PUT THAT PLAN INTO MOTION?  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Knew a kid named Jefferson in Stuyvesant.  One of my first friends!  Didn't last Past that one semester we were in class together but STILL I HAD A FRIEND SECOND SEMESTER FRESHMAN YEAR.  THAT'S A, "WIN," IF I EVER HEARD OF ONE.
    Three paragraphs to go!  Good deal.  Also it was NOT Jefferson Davis.  Maybe it was.  I didn't do a blood test or anything!  Pretty sure it wasn't though.  It was DRAFTING class.  Which is the thing where you Draw SCHEMATICS of things.  NOT EXACTLY MY FORTE.  Oh well such is life.  Pretty sure we had a teacher and/or class structure where we weren't necessarily held accountable for actually Doing Anything or maybe we had to do SOMETHING but it didn't matter how poorly we did it.  So that's good.  REAL good.  Half of making Super Market order is putting in the sodas.  THAT WOULD TAKE MY TENS OF SECONDS going through each flavor and adjusting the amount of bottles to add to the cart.  NO THANKS MAYBE LATER.  Well DEFINITELY later.  I NEED THESE SODAS for upcoming week.  I'll get around to making the order later though.  So that's good.  Odds are I cook Chocolate Chip Pancake for breakfast?  I'd say 80% odds COLD, 15% odds OVEN, 5% odds MICROWAVE.  I WANT it to be Oven.  Then I WANT it to be microwave.  LASTLY I'd settle for cold.  DOESN'T CORRESPOND EXACTLY TO HOW IT WILL SHAKE OUT THOUGH LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.
     Penultimate paragraph of the NightTimeNight!  Got about 2 episodes of TalesCrypt to watch tonight!  HMM what's the one after JonLovitz one.  OH THAT ONE?  KINDA SNOOZE.  Then again never watched this one Very Carefully.  I can see myself watching it MORE Intently and getting A BIT MORE out of it.  SO YEAH I'M VERY MUCH ON BOARD WITH WATCHING THESE TWO EPISODES INTENTLY.  Amazing.  Life hands you lemons and you make zest out of it.  Then throw the rest out.  WHO NEEDS IT you got your zest YOU'RE A HAPPY GUY.  What else is up.  Kinda feels like I should be able to watch HighSchoolHigh at some point somewhere.  If I still have any of my old VHS I probably have it on one of those.  Not sure I have old VHs.  Solid chance they're in SOME corner of my room.  My room has four corners.  I can say FOR SURE 2 out of 4 corners DEFINITELY NOT IN.  Lemme take a quick GANDER at the other two corners to see if there's piles of VHS tapes there.  NOPE NOT SEEING ANYTHING
    Last paragraph of the night.  Amazing.  Still gotta bit of beer #2 left but POSSIBLE I drink a beer #3 POST-ENTRY!  I've EARNED IT by NOT BEING EXPLICITLY A HORRIBLE PERSON DOING TERRIBLE THINGS.  So that's good.  I dunno.  January Hearings might be picked up for another season in August?  Which sounds good because I LIKE IT but also I read it may be bad because it means INDICTMENTS MIGHT BE POST-PONED so as not to mess with Continuity within the Series.  THAT I don't like.  If it came down between Entertainment and Accountability For People I'd sacrifice my entertainment in order for the Accountability to Increase.  CAUSE I'M A GREAT GUY.  I'll TAKE THE BULLET of watching Something Else On TV if it's what's best FOR SOCIETY.  Wow whata splendid fella I am.  What else is crap.  That's it for today I guess!  Tomorrow let's do the same thing all over again but this time SLIGHTLY BETTER??  Sounds reasonable.  I'll see ya then.

-9:26 P.M.

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

One Title Down

    Hey!  About 15-30 minutes behind schedule today!  Wanna fit in Acts/Walks such that I'm starting Walk #3 at 1:00 as January Hearing Starts!  I could probably do that if I write EIGHT paragraphs for Act I instead of TEN.  Maybe I can write TEN-- we'll see what the time is as I get to the Close of Act I!  Either way I like writing slightly longer Act III's, so eight paragraph Act I and 12 paragraph Act III makes a TON of sense.  Almost TOO MUCH sense.  It wraps back around to being Nonsensical because IT'S CONFUSING how did I come up with some that makes all this sense?  Anyway.  Didn't have balanced breakfast this morning like I could have!  Had pop tart + ice cream sandwich!  Then had THE RARE early morning snack before walk 1 of Last Small Black And White.  Didn't lead to a bange.  In my experience having a morning snack that early is VERY RISKY and can lead to more.  Either way great.  Think I did a little bit of MightNight snacking last night.  Don't remember exactly!  I think there was possibly one thing.  Possibly zero or two to three things.  LEANING TOWARDS JUST ONE.
    YEAH.  Diet COKE going on right now.  Coffee after FOURTH paragraph!  Not fifth!  YOU KNOW WHY.  Corresponds with 8 paragraphs instead of 10!  Amazing!  METS GAME at 7:20 PM.  AMAZING.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National French Fry Day.  I assume it's AMERICA National and not FRANCE National.  Do they even eat French Fries in France.  Seems kind of beneath  them.  Better LTURQ.  Maybe they eat POUTINE or something. That's fries in cheese, right?  Let's LTURQ, too!  French Fries and Cheese Curds topped with brown gravy.  WHAT THE HELL IS A CHEESE CURD.  Better LTURQ as a THIRD thing!  Hmm some sort of SOLID pieces of cheese.  Sometimes fried.  I went into Cheese Curds expecting to HATE IT but now I think I'd give it a shot.  Anyway.  French Fries in France.  LTURQ.  YEP THEY EAT FRIES A LOT.  Call em something different.  A ROYALE with cheese.  Wait no that's not right.  They call it, Pommes De Terre Fritas.  Translates to Fried Potatoes.  Good for them.  Modest!  Don't shove it in everyone's face that it's THEIR Fries.
    Okay.  Maybe I should watch Return to House On Haunted Hill again.  Just to MAKE SURE it was terrible.  Anyway.  Presumably having Belgian Waffle for lunch today.  VERY STRONG probability.  Next two options are Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti or Veggie Burger with SandwichSide.  Then some more space and a fourth option of Hot Pockets.  THAT'S ABOUT IT.  Have part II of III of Steak * Stuffed Mushroom.  BIG PORTION OF STEAK THIS TIME.  Slightly too big.  Oh well what can ya do.  Have your steak and eat it too!  Steak rhymes with Cake.  Never realized that before.  SEEMS IMPORTANT.  Hmm.  Probably skipping shower today so I can watch January Hearing.  I could EASILY take it later in the day.  My showers are 2 minutes long.  Won't take up too much time!  Takes about 2-20 minutes to dry off.  If I WANTED to dry off quick, I can be back in clothes and dry 2 minutes after shower ends.  IN PRACTICE IT DOESN'T PLAY OUT THAT QUICKLY THOUGH.
    Hmm.  Crap and crap.  Fourth paragraph!  CRAP AND PARAGRAPH SLANT RHYME.  Seems important.  The good news is I'm totally happy with Belgian Waffle as upcoming lunch AS OF NOW.  It makes sense for a ton of reasons!  GREAT.  How am I gonna heat that sucker up.  Maybe put it in oven for 20 minutes or so.  Off the top of my head that's the way to go!  Anyway me and my Mom be doing some laundry today!  Also throwing out more of my shirts with holes in the back.  RUNNING OUT OF SHIRTS QUICKLY.  Gotta re-up with some shirts from AMAZON I GUESS.  They sell stuff.  Shirts are stuff!  THEY MUST SELL SHIRTS THEN.  Good what else is crap.  HEY I can have Veggie Burger with FrozenFries tomorrow.  PROBABLY would have been the best option REGARDLESS of it being French Fry Day.  And now it being Special Day only sweetens the deal!  Anyway at this point AIMING FOR 9 PARAGRAPHS with a good shot I'll aim for 10 overall too!
    FIFTH PARAGRAPH.  Just wasted 5 or 10 minutes talking with Mom about laundry and bringing down laundry.  BACK AT AIMING FOR 8 PARAGRAPHS!  Good deal!  What else is crap and shit.  Got coffee now with ORANGE SODA.  GOOD.  Opened up FROSTED STRAWBERRY pop tarts today.  Been a while!  I had SMORE Pop tarts last half dozen times or more.  AMAZING.  Can't wait till I live alone.  I'm having FOUR POP TARTS FOR LUNCHES AND CRAP.  I dunno that sounds like a big lunch if I'm having snacks.  If I LIVE A LIFE with minimal snacks then SURE 4 Pop Tarts is a reasonable lunch.  BUT If I'm living a life with SNACKING then THREE Pop Tarts is more on track for a lunch.  I've given this a lot of thought is the point.  Anyway.  Anyone ever Stack Pop Tarts.  They COME in the box in wrappers of TWO.  Makes sense we're having both at the same time.  Also SUGGESTED SURVING SIZE is two.  So why not STACK EM and eat em like that.  Gonna have to look into that one.
    Okay.  Three to Five paragraphs to go!  MOM is turning on the wash.  GOOD DEAL.  I imagined I'd have to start Shadowing Her at this point in the process.  NOPE.  The ball is rolling now.  So it all works out in the end or something I Dunno.  Speaking of Balls where can I get a blue robber ball to throw against my wall for fun.  I CAN'T Do that parents would HEAVILY disapprove.  More than ANYTHING ELSE in years.  They'd be VERY VERY adamant against me Playing with blue rubber ball in my room.  Anyway can't have Pop tarts for lunch.  Can't throw a blue rubber ball against the wall over and over.  What CAN I do.  I dunno!  Doesn't seem right.  Wonder how January Hearing is gonna go.  They've got a lot to live up to!  Past hearings have been VERY engaging.  Maybe one or two in the middle were only 6 or 7 out of 10s. But on the whole Solid 9 out of 10 for entire enterprise as of now.  ALSO I'm starting off the hearing just listening to it.  THEY CALL IT A HEARING NOT A VIEWING get off my back about it!
    Seventh paragraph.  Certainly looking like I'm gonna get in a full 10 paragraphs for this act!  Probably!  Unless I hit a wall.  Which my parents would be VERY AGAINST.  Gotta imagine if you throw a blue rubber ball at the same exact spot on the wall all day 24/7 EXCEPT FOR WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING EATING OR GROOMING YOURSELF at some point the wall will collapse.  I dunno if its 10 years.  I dunno if it's 1000 years!  AT SOME POINT the wall is comin' down!  So in this scenario YOU NEED BREAKS TO KEEP YOUR LIFE GOING but also YOU LIVE TO BE 1000!  Sounds good.  Life well spent too!  You could do productive things WHILE throwing ball at wall.  Dictate some sort of Novels or Plays.  Just keep your eye on the wall at all times.  But anything that can be done Just By Talking YOU CAN ACCOMPLISH A LOT.  So that's good.  Gotta imagine there's some position in the Kama Sutra that is PERECT for you also throwing a ball at a wall.  SOMETHIN you could accomplish sex-wise while not stopping your main task at hand.  Anyway what else is up. 
     Three paragraphs to go!  Ideallly within 25 minutes.  30-35 minutes wouldn't be terrible either.  But 25 minutes is the goal AND IT'S ACHIEVABLE.  Maybe crush up pop tarts and sprinkle them over belgian waffle.  I mean SURE in an IDEAL world I could do that.  Not the world we live in.  HMM.  Wonder if I can get like A PITCHER OF POWDERED SUGAR from Super Market.  HEY I SURE CAN.  Not GOING to.  THIS IS NO IDEAL WORLD where I can AFFORD to eat all that powdered sugar.  THEN AGAIN MAYBE IT IS I DUNNO.  Gonna have to study new Space Picture to determine if this is an ideal universe or not.  I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THIS IN A FEW DAYS.  Gonna take me possibly AS LONG AS A WEEK to figure out The Universe.  DO YOU WANT THINGS DONE FAST OR DO YOU WANT THEM DONE RIGHT.  Fast ideally.  OH OKAY THAT'S FAIR.  What else is up.  Gotta write two more paragraphs!  Got plenty of time to do that.  LIFE IS WORKING OUT THIS MORNING I GUESS.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  DID I MENTION I accidentally included the shirt I was wearing for First Walk with the laundry I brought down for the laundry?  Either way I DID.  Now gotta start a NEW UNCLEAN shirt for the rest of the day.  LUCKILY I MISSED ONE while bringing all of them down.  GOOD DEAL.  What else is crap.  Day is shaping up to be okay HOPEFULLY.  Lot of How Today Goes is wrapped up in how January Hearing goes.  Gotta imagine it won't go BAD.  I HOPE not.  Also I'm not 100% sure what Good Or Bad in this context would entail.  Either way I can leave the enterprise of Today January Hearing SATISFIED OR SOMETHING or UPSET OR SOMETHING.  We'll see!  I think they eat Poutine in Norelens.  MAKES SENSE.  Anyway I THOUGHT you would have lost me at Cheese Curds but I MIGHT be willing to try that.  HOWEVER BROWN GRAVY NO THANKS YOU DEFINITELY LOST ME 100% THERE.  I don't want ANY gravy.  Unless it's tomato/spaghetti sauce.  IN THE SOPRANOS they call that gravy.  I'M OKAY WITH THAT IN PLENTY OF SCENARIOS.
    YEAH!  Last paragraph for now.  What else is up and crap.  If you throw ball against wall for 1000 years I assume your arm and/or hand and/or something gonna be PRETTY MUSCLY.  Also have you considered alternating between throwing hands.  Either alternate EACH THROW or maybe alternate EVERY MONTH or something.  Either way SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT.  Hmm.  PLENTY O' TIME to get stuff done this morning.  What else is crap.  I feel like Diner also gave me more Broccoli than usual last night.  THAT'S GREAT.  More broccoli ain't gonna break the calorie bank but it WILL pad out the meal's HEARTINESS.  No problem there!  GOOD NEWS IS good chance I can lobby for Italian Restaurant tomorrow.  Which means PIZZA for dinner either tomorrow or the next night.  And the other dinner either tomorrow or next night is PART III of STEAK * STUFFED MUSHROOM.  DINNERS AND LUNCHES ALL FALLING INTO PLACE for rest of week nicely.  GREAT.  I'll be back soon!

Start Thinking Of Better Titles

    HEY!  Dad is taking his walk NOW before my next walk.  Still probably leaving a couple minutes before 1:00 so I can set up listening to Hearing as I walk.  So that's good.  Gotta figure out the best place to STREAM IT LIVE ON PHONE.  I think the first time or two it was on TWITTER and the actual specific source was UNKNOWN to me.  Then the last time I THINK It was a PBS Streaming Source.  Either way IT MATTERS.  I like to hear them talk for the coupe of minutes I'll be listening before it stars.  LISTEN TO THEM TALK REAL GOOD.  Anyway got some coffee and some Diet Coke right now.  Wonderful!  I dunno.  Probably eating DELICIOUS KETO BAR as upcoming snack.  Prove me wrong, you can't!  Maybe you can in retrospect.  Or FUTURE RetroSpect as the case may be.  By the time you read this-- tonight at the earliest-- there MAY be proof out there hat I DIDN'T eat Keto Bar as What Was NOW an upcoming snack.  By the time you read this IT WILL HAVE HAPPENED.  So maybe you can prove me wrong.  Oh well that's life I guess!  Hmm.  Gotta write four more paragraphs!
    Maybe get 2 or so less Super Market meals for upcoming week and PLAN FOR SOME CHINESE FOOD LUNCH.  It's GOOD because I LIKE DOING THINGS.  Maybe a HALAL FOOD LUNCHES.  Been a while since I got that!  Solid cart on my Street Walk!  Maybe not the BEST Street Halal food I've ever had but PER MY MEMORY right on target with Generic Halal Food in general!  Figure I'd have to make that three meals to be even remotely not unhealthy.  SOME HOT SAUCE maybe THE TINIEST BIT O WHITE SAUCE POSSIBLE.  Gonna have to look up on the internet WHAT DO YOU SAY TO HALAL CARTS SO THEY ACTUALLY JUST GIVE YOU A SMALL AMOUNT OF WHITE SAUCE.  Because in my experience saying just a little bit or OTHER SIMILAR ASSORTED PHRASES they put on all the white sauce in the world.  Gotta be SOMETHING to say.  Let's LTURQ.  I'm interested to see if this is a universal experience!  NOT SEEING ANYTHING.  I THINK you can ask for it ON THE SIDE.  Give you a cup or something.  THAT'D DO THE TRICK.
    Kinda upset there weren't three dozen hits about people complaining they refuse to do Light White Sauce.  I guess in the end It's Just Me.  I DUNNO if you can just get a small cup of white sauce.  If they wanna give you the full amount that THEY'D put on but for you to do at your pleasure, they'd have to give you like an 8 oz cup.  And I'm pretty sure they don't do that!  So either they go into the deal giving you 10% of their normal amount of sauce if you want it on the side or YOU CAN'T GET IT ON THE SIDE AT ALL.  I think in the past once or twice THEY LITERALLY JUST PUT IT ON THE SIDE OF THE PLATTER.  Just smother one end of styrofoam platter with sauce.  So I guess you can DIP your food into it?  Hmm.  Might be misremembering this.  Oh well such is life.  Either way SHOULD STRONGLY CONSIDER THAT for Upcoming Next Week.  Also Chicken and Lamb over rice.  I kind of assumed that didn't need to be said!  I WAS WRONG.  In MY MIND Halal Food is just Chicken And Lamb Over Rice in general.  I think I've gotten Falafal based meals from halal cart though.  Also sometimes you can get Chicken and Lamb over rice WITH OR WITHOUT SALAD.  Salad is either LETTUCE or LETTUCE AND TOMATO.
    AMAZING.  What else is crap and shit.  Might have gotten a GYRO from a Halal Cart on one or two occasions.  GREAT.  C-SPAN definitely is doing Live Reading To Hear.  I mean Live Hearing to... Also Hear.  The second hear was right.  FIRST, "READING," shoulda been, "HEARING."  It's IMPORTANT I don't go back and correct it but instead LEAVE MISTAKES and correct them ALONG WITH YOU.  Very fun stuff!  Anyway.  New NASA Space images are KIND OF cool.  I give them a 5 or 6 out of 10.  Not completely knocked off my feet.  But at the same time I'm not AGAINST the new images and the excitement they generate for OTHER people.  MAYBE A LITTLE BIT AGAINST IT.  I wish I felt their excitement.  I JUST THINK THEY'RE KINDA COOL.  OH WELL.  Maybe more images are coming.  THIS WAS JUST A TEASER.  Maybe what do I know not a lot.  WAIT A SECOND I just came across another picture AND THIS NEW PICTURE was a solid 7 out of 10.  SO THERE's MORE PICTURES that are slightly better.  WOW!
    Hmm.  On walk while Hearing starts.  Presumably will take another walk an hour or so into hearing.  Probably that's it!  Unless hearing is long.  WHICH IS WITHIN IT'S CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS TO BE.  I've talked about White Sauce Too Much with Halal Cart before.  Me looking it up on internet is new though!  I don't think I ever did that before.  So we learned SOMETHING today.  IT MAY JUST BE ME.  I'm not conveying myself well enough.  I gotta figure out what to say to really get through to them that OH this guy REALLY JUST WANTS A TINY BIT of white sauce GOTCHA.  Like 10-15% of what they normally put on.  THEY NORMALLY PUT ON A LOT YOU FOOLS TRY TO KEEP UP.  Hmm.  Probably put some Truvia on Belgain Waffle.  And if I do probably BEFORE putting it in oven and/or microwave.  I MIX THINGS UP re: Using Artificial Sweetener as Powdered Sugar Replacement but RIGHT NOW I feel like I WILL DO IT and I will do it BEFORE cooking.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF LET's KEEP IT GOING.  No!  I'm done here for now!  OKAY LET'S JUST PLAN TO CONTINUE EXACTLY WHERE WE LEFT OFF WHEN WE COME BACK LATER.  OK FAIR ENOUGH!  See ya tonight.

anyway this is crap

    BLOG.  Just had a BANGE tonight.  Started after penultimate walk which presumably was about an hour 40 minutes before dinner.  Ended up skipping dinner!  Based on what I estimate I'll eat for rest of night, gonna gain CLOSE TO HALF A POUND today overall!  The point is I feel comfortable with myself.  I have NO CHOICE.  What's my alternative COMMITTING SEPPEKU?  Let's LTURQ if I got that word right.  YEP MORE OR LESS.  Either way sure that's one option BUT IT'S NOT EVEN ON MY TOP 10 OPTIONS.  Maybe like my fourteenth or fifteenth best option for tonight.  WAY down on the list.  Either way Most Fun Part was finishing Cardboard Wafer Cookies.  YES they're cardboard but when you eat 7/9ths of the entire box at once THAT'S A BIT MORE THAN A QUARTER OF A POUND RIGHT THERE.  Go figure!  Kinda fun though.  NICE LIGHT HEARTED BINGING.  Not very heavy on the palate.  8 out of 10 Bange WOULD RECOMMEND.  Anyway got beer to start.  Might as well have 3 tonight to keep in the spirit of things!  What spirit.  The spirit of 150% CONSUMPTION.
    Hmm.  January Hearing today was okay!  NOT GREAT.  I LOVED the cliffhanger that TRUMP HIMSELF did a Witness Tampering.  REALLY TEASED FUTURE INSTALLMENTS OF THE FRANCHISE WITH THAT ONE.  Also apparently Trump called the witness and the witness never answered.  HOW DO WE KNOW TRUMP was calling to TAMPER THE WITNESS.  Maybe he just wanted to CHAT about things.  It can't be illegal to just CALL someone!  HE WANTED TO DISCUSS IF THERE WERE ANY GOOD MOVIES IN THE THEATERS.  WHAT HAS THIS WITNESS HEARD ABOUT LOVE AND THORNDER, GOOD THINGS?  So that could be a tricky gray area for the law.  Also is BUTT DIALING a possible legal defense in these cases?  How can they prove it WASN'T a Butt who dialed that phone call.  And from where I sit Trump probably can make the case more than most people.  Probably got a big butt!  NEVER LOOKED AT IT.  NOT TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE.  But he seems like a very obese person and his butt May Or May Not have a mind of its own altogether.  Either way MAYBE HE LOST HIS PHONE and someone else called the witness.  The point is I'm honestly halfway surprised that Trump Knows How To Use A Cell Phone.  Never explicitly considered it but in retrospect kinda doesn't fit in with how I think about Trump to imagine him DIALING IN A NUMBER and then pressing TALK and knowing to hold it up to HIS FACE.
     Anyway.  Ate a lot of Goldon Graham Barrs too.  OH WELL.  That could be a good breakfast though.  Instead of 2.5 Black and whites, I could have 2.5 Goldon Graham Barrs. As of this moment NOTHING SOUNDS MORE DISGUSTING TO ME because I already just stuffed five or so down my gullet over the last 2 hours.  But IN THEORY the point stands!  Anyway tomorrow is a new day.  Start off Eating Maintenance Diet again.  This is only my second time in like 2 months I did a Bange.  THAT'S PROGRESS from the months before then!  Anyway.  Got some room to eat more tonight of course.  But the SWEETS gross me out as of now.  I've had ENOUGH sweets.  Then again what am I supposed to do eat some STEAK.  That would make everything NOT ALIGN anymore.  Also now I have 2 steak meals left for the next couple days instead of just one.  Cause I skipped it tonight.  LOOK ALL THINGS WILL WORK OUT IN THE END.  Either BEFORE the end or maybe By Everything Ending it makes Everything Work Out As Well As Possible In Retrospect.  Like if the world ends tomorrow!  SURE not Everything In The World will be wrapped up tidily but it WILL work out TO THE BEST OF ITS ABILITY.  Hey I wonder if the world will end tomorrow.  SUDDENLY IT DOESN'T SOUND SO BAD.
    Hmm.  Mets game going on in the background.  Good deal.  I also pretty much had a WHITMAN'S SAMPLER of 3 out of 4 of the snacks I have this evening.  Now I don't want ANY of them.  I feel like if I never had to have another Fiber Bar or something I'd be okay!  Look TASTEWISE this feeling MAY LINGER.  HUNGERWISE sure I'm gonna want to continue to eat snacks IN PRACTICE.  But I'm kind of, "OVER," these snacks.  HOOK ME UP WITH SOME BEEF JERKY ALL THE TIME.  SURE It'll make my life Heart Attack Adjacent BUT THESE ARE THE SACRIFICES WE MUST MAKE FOR GREATNESS.  Also beef jerky isn't very cost effective.  You pay $6.99 for an 16 oz bag of beef jerky that has 1 oz of beef jerky in it which is like THREE QUARTERS OF A PIECE.  THAT KIND OF SNACK COSTS IS JUST NOT SUSTAINABLE I HATE TO SAY IT.  Maybe I can get some TOQUITOS from 7-11.  THAT'S TOO BIG FOR A SNACK WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.  Oh right.  Forgot about the snack.  I just started thinking about ANYTHING I'd like to eat.  Also Morning Tacos.  I'd have a Morning Taco.  JILLIFER BIDEN IS ONTO SOMETHING WIT MORNING TACOS.  Instead of TEARING DOWN we should be ELEVATING this great idea.
    Hmm.  I dunno.  I guess if I have indulant snack tonight BIRTHDAY BAR is way to go.  At least it's not CHOCOLATE.  The sweets have overwhelmed me but I feel birthday barr wouldn't be AS offensive to my Digestive system as a chocolate based bar might be.  GO FIGURE.  Ice cream could be good too.  LOTS of ice cream.  TO CLEANSE MY PALATE.  Either way hmm.  I feel like today was EASILY a productive binge because HEY I'M STILL ALIVE.  We don't KNOW if I'd still be alive or not right now if I had NO Bange.  MOST LIKELY I'd be alive that way too.  But this way FOR SURE we know DEFINITELY it hasn't led to my demise AS OF THIS MOMENT.  SO YA TAKE WHAT YOU CAN GET I FEEL.  Sounds good to me.  Man cardboard vanilla wafer cookies.  What a blast and a half.  And it's healthy because they're Half Cardboard!  Not sure cardboard is healthy to eat.  Certainly not UNhealthy.  Well I guess it depends on the brand of cardboard.  IS, "Cardboard," a brand name that we just use ubiquitously?  MY GUESS?   MAYBE A SOLID 20% YES.  Oh well I guess we'll never know for sure!
    Maybe take a Recess after this paragraph.  Maybe do LOTS of things after this paragraph.  Any good NonSweet snacks to have.  Pretzels.  Kettle chips.  Wheat thins.  WHAT THINS SOUNDS FUN.  I CAN PUT THAT INTO SOME PILE OR SOMETHING I DUNNO.  MAYBE PILE off the top of my head.  Not very smart.  I wanna control how much I'm eating.  Wheat thins I would have to pick a completely arbitrary amount and then it would be very easy to start eating more and more of them.  WHAT ABOUT SOME SORT OF THING where I pour out 16 What tins AND THEN THROW THE REST OUT IN THE GARBAGE.  I haven't even STARTED THE BOX yet.  You're suggesting I throw out 90% of the box?  YES IT'S A GOOD IDEA ISN'T IT?  NO.  OH SORRY.  Hmm.  Not that hungry right now.  Kinda wanna CLEANSE MY PALATE but in terms of stuffing things down my gullet to fill hungerhole in my abdomen THAT'S not a big priority right now.  Anyway.  RECESS TIME.  Be back soon!

    HAD a pouch of GUMMY BEARS.  That was a good palate cleanser.  CONTINUING along those lines by having tootsie pop now!  Probably no quest or fiber bars or anything tonight.  THIS MIGHT BE IT until ICE CREAM BAR AT BEDTIME.  Anyway TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY to get it right.  Maybe even start to get it MORE than right.  I got a great routine of one snack before lunch and one before dinner.  Generally.  THAT WORKS.  Maybe it's time to re-think AFTER DINNER snacks.  Go more randomly than Thought-Outedly and consistant-ed-ly.  Pretty sure CONSISTENTLY is a word without the, "ED," in there.  YEAH BUT WITH THE, "ED," IT'S MORE OF A WORD THAT I'M TRYING TO CONVEY.  Slightly different word!  Get off my back about it!  Anyway still on first beer.  I guess I end up with only 2 tonight!  That's okay.  It's MORE Than okay.  It's OKAY plus 5/100ths of Okayness.  1.05x Okay.  Something along those lines at least.
     YEAH.  I WAS assuming oh witness must be someone who it wouldn't be crazy Trump would call.  Gotta be a small circle for that!  Then I realized oh that's the entire premise.  It's someone who Trump wouldn't call in a million years.  THAT'S how they know it was Gonna be TAMPERIN' TIME.  Either way We'll see how all that shakes out I guess.  Maybe we won't.  I can't predict the future accurately.  I can predict the future INACCURATELY EASILY.  In the future... uh... hmm.  Even doing it INACCURATELY is hard.  I can't come up with A SINGLE THING that the future might bring-- potentially accurate or not!  JUST DON'T HAVE THE IMAGINATION FOR IT, SORRY.  NOT MY PROBLEM.  YOUR PROBLEM NOW.  Anyway, hmm.  Mets game going on in the background.  Well it's The FOREGROUND if my head was twisted 180 degrees.  Not sure that's an accurate use of the word foreground.  BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.
   Speaking of FORE ground now there's FOUR more paragraphs to go for the entry.  So that's fun.  Just crunched down on tootsie pop.  That was fun.  Anyway the gummy bear things were good.  If they were half the calories that they actually are I could see myself enjoying a bag EVERY NIGHT or so.  But they're not.  They're not even 80% the calories that they are.  THEY ARE EXACTLY THE CALORIES THAT THEY ARE!  JUST MY LUCK.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Balanced breakfast tomorrow you'd think!  YEAH LET'S DO THAT.  Maybe frosted flakes instead of cinnamon toast crunch.  That sounds REASONABLE and RESPONSIBLE.  Can't argue with Frosted Flakes! You CAN!  You'd lose that argument.  FROSTED FLAKES IS A SPEECH & DEBATE ALL STAR let's talk about it.  Okay.  Dad was teaching tonight.  Is that relevant to me Bange eating.  HE WAS downstairs in other room giving lesson while my Bange was beginning.  And then later continuing.  And finishing up even more later on.  Hmm.  Who knows.  Three more paragraphs to go though!
    SURE.  THE METS SCORED A RUN IN THE FAUXGROUND.  My BODY was facing as if it were background.  My HEAD was TILTED 90 degrees.  I saw some of it with the front of my head (Eyeballs), my body wasn't facing it.  All in all I DUNNO WHAT TO CALL IT BUT I SAW IT HAPPEN AND I'M HAPPY WITH HOW IT TURNED OUT.  Not sure if I'm taking out garbage tonight.  If I were THIS WOULD USUALLY BE THE TIME.  But dad is wrapping up class now so I won't know about it for another 10, 15 minutes TWERE it to be the case!  Anyway let's just knock the rest of this entry out of the park so I can go lie down and pretend I'm asleep until I trick myself into actually falling asleep.  Anyway.  FRUIT FLAVOR SNACKS.  Real Palate Cleanser.  Maybe I should have fruit flavor ice cream sandwich.  I don't HAVE any but if I did THIS IS HOW I WOULD HAVE DONE IT.  UGH.  I could always just have PIECES OF FRUIT.  Gotta imagine there's plenty of BANANA I can have.  And I can re-up with APPLES for as soon as FRIDAY.  DISGUSTING.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Tomorrow Be A new day!  Compared today.  NOT compared to tomorrow though.  Tomorrow and tomorrow are EXACTLY THE SAME days as far as I can tell at this point.  CANDY is a good palate cleanser in general.  Chocolate would get the job done too.  But when we're cleansing MOSTLY CHOCOLATE BASED THINGS OF COURSE you're gonna wanna LEAN INTO fruit flavored candy cleansers.  THE POINT IS WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE.  What Tales Crypt I got comin' up tonight before bedford buy time.  OH THAT ONE EH.  I DON'T PARTICULARLY LIKE THAT ONE.  ALSO THE PLOT MAKES NO SENSE FOR REASONS I CAN GET INTO NOW BUT I FEEL LIKE NOW JUST ISN'T THE RIGHT TIME.  MAYBE LATER ON.  REMIND ME TO GET TO THIS LATER ON IF YOU WANNA KNOW ABOUT IT.  NOW IS NO GOOD THOUGH.  Hmm.  Crap and shit. 
    YEAH.  Gotta take out garbage.  90 seconds ago I said I'll be down in 10 or 15 minutes to do it.  I can write a paragraph in that amount of time SURE.  BUT can I do all EXTRA website stuff too?  SPELL CHECK.  ADJUST MARGINS SO THAT IT LINES UP JUST SO HOW I LIKE IT WHEN VIEWING IT ON COMPUTER BROWSER?  SPELL CHECK AGAIN?  Spell check AGAIN?  SPELL CHECK AT LEAST ONCE MORE AGAIN?  The point is Yeah I think I can fit all that in at this rate.  So that's good.  Also gonna start 2nd beer.  No third beer tonight!  Two is good enough for now.  WOW TOMORROW IS ANOTHER CHANCE TO GET STARTED ON A SUSTAINABLE MAINTENANCE DIET TO REMEMBER.  Maybe now I also stop doing MightNight eating.  Now we're talking REALLY REAL SUSTAINABLE if that pans out.  Either way I dunno.  I don't think I'm re-upping with Goldon Graham Barrs.  LOOK I'm not in an FAIR AND BALANCED mindset after eating 4 or 6 of them in the last 10 hours.  But in general KINDA VERY HEAVY.  DON'T KNEEED IT.  There's better LIGHTER snack options that I should be considering.  THAT'S IT FOR TODAY.  SEE YA TOMORROW SUCKERS!!!

-9:12 P.M.

Monday, July 11, 2022

Remind Me To Write Better Titles

    Hey!  About 15-20 minutes behind schedule today!  Not so bad!  I think I could fit in everything in Normal Time Schedule.  So that's good!  OH NO format of Website looks different on my phone as of Last Update.  We're talkin' looks worse Vertical but looks better horizontal.  And looks same On Computer.  I GUESS I'LL BE OKAY WITH IT.  I have no choice!  I dunno how to fix it.  Either way METS GAME AT 7:20!  Anyway had some MightNight Snacking last night.  Either a very small amount or a somewhat small amount.  Don't remember exactly!  Had 2.5 black and whites as Early Breakfast.  What do I got in store for lunch.  Either veggie burger, turkey sandwich, or turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti.  EACH OF THEM CAN MAKE A SOLID CASE FOR THEMSELVES.  Were they sentient.  And WANTED to be eaten for some reason.  If I was Food I'd try to avoid being eaten!  Hey I never saw that Seth Rogan movie about Food.  Never seen a lot of Seth Rogan movies of The Last 12 years.  I've seen SOME.  American Pickle.  The Long Shot.  The point is I'm still on board with Seth Rogen NO MATTER HOW he spells his last name incorrectly!
    Hmm.  Any JUDD APATOW movies in the pipeline!  Also what pipeline.  Also ODDS we get a This Is Sixty in ten years?  I dunno!  SOME odds.  I'd watch that.  Anyway I feel like at 33.5 years old you can split my life into FIFTHS.  0-17 YOUTH.  18-35 YOUNG MAN.  36-53 MAN.  54-71 MIDDLE AGES.  72-88 OLD.  LOOK I know the math doesn't add up EXACTLY.  When I did it in my head a few days ago the math was exact.  NOW it's off a bit.  But I don't have TIME or MOTIVATION to get it right.  Either way 40% into life I Guess.  That's life I guess.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Eat Your Jello Day and National Pecan Pie Day.  I don't think I've EVER had Jello!  As a kid it seemed gross.  NOW?  I dunno!  Maybe I should try it!  There's CHOCOLATE jello, right?  I'd try that I GUESS.  Also it's like Fruit Chews but 70% more leaning into liquid Buoyancy.  RIGHT?  RIGHT?  Lemme LTURQ.  Seems about right.  Pecan Pie.  What THE HELL is a Pecan.  SOME SORT OF NUT?  You can't have a pie based on NUT.  "Not truly a nut."  More like a fruit.  WELL THAT MAKES SENSE I GUESS.
    YEAH!  Hey if I have turkey sandwich I can have some Vanilla Wafers as side.  Sounds about right.  Dinner GOOD CHANCE I start a 3 Part'r of Steak * Stuffed Mushroom!  AMAZING.  Still have 2 MICHELOB ULTRA from a week and a half ago.  For some reason last 2 nights I was like I wanna get started on NEWER PACK of beer Miller Lite.  I dunno my motivation exactly!  But I got 2 Michel Loeb left!  Drink em tonight!  Had 3 beers last night!  Very low chance I do it again tonight!  TOMORROW AFTERNOON IS JANUARY HEARING OH NO GET OUT OF THE WAY.  Figure I should remember to be ON and/or AHEAD of schedule tomorrow morning so I can fit in everything reasonably while watching/listening to that live.  OH NO THEY MIGHT SHOW VIDEO WHICH I CAN'T WATCH WHILE I'M JUST LISTENING TO IT.  These are the sacrifices we have to make To Take Walks.  Anyway.  Four Mets going to All Star Team!  Didn't see that coming!  All four are PRETTY good but I feel like 2 of them are stretches and the other 2 you could make a case against as well.  Either way I'M HAPPY FOR THEM.  Unless they didn't wanna be nominated to All Star Game.  In which case I'M SO SORRY THINGS AREN'T WORKING OUT FOR YOU.
    Hmm.  Is turkey sandwich, veggie burger, or turkey meatloaf REDUNDANCY with Steak * Stuffed Mushroom?  Doesn't really matter.  Gonna have to have at least 2 of the 3 if NOT ALL THREE lined up in the same day no matter what order I eat them in.  So that's life I guess.  Anyway.  Crap and crap.  WHEN IS ALL STAR GAME.  A WEEK FROM TOMORROW NIGHT.  I'm rooting for NATIONAL LEAGUE in their Quest to Win against American League.  The team I like is in National League.  That's why.  THEN AGAIN the Teams I should be MOSTLY ACTIVELY ROOTING AGAINST are ALSO National League.  Because they're The Team I Like's playoff competition.  So maybe I should root against the League ON THE WHOLE.  Huh.  Last couple of years I've lost enthusiasm for Being 100% Against Yankees.  Maybe it's a sign of getting older.  Hey we're all New York Here.  Maybe it's a sign of subliminal advertising from the YES Network.  Either way I dunno!  Could easily see me going back to Actively Really Disliking them.  More likely than getting MORE on board with them.  So that's good.
    Hmm.  All it takes is ONE Yankee being a jerk in some respect and then I'm back on board with being Not On Board.  THE BALL IS IN THEIR COURT NOW.  Coffee after this paragraph!  Good deal!  Gettin' everything done on schedule as of now.  Great!  Some more films uploaded to SHUTTER.  Gotta watch somethin today.  WHY NOT ONE OF THOSE.  Or TWO OF THOSE.  Or DEFINITELY NO MORE THAN TWO I DON'T HAVE ALL THE TIME IN THE WORLD C'MON.  So that's good.  OH NO Mets upcoming series is versus DIVISION RIVALS The Atlanta Bravermens.  Hmm.  My first Hebrew School Teacher was named Braverman I believe.  I THINK It was First Year.  Which would equate to Regular School Third Grade Year.  I THINK.  Either way main two memories form that Hebrew School class was Tying my shoelace to a file cabinet and it was a big deal trying to untie it.  Also there were a colony of ants near where I sat in the back of the room which I sometimes kinda let crawl on me.  ALSO one more thing-- resisting eating Apples And Honey on a Rosh Hashanah or something.  DISGUSTING.  Cofee time!
    Probably talked about those Hebrew School Memories before.  Except for the teacher's last name.  That might be TOTALLY NEW information to you!  WOW WHAT A GREAT JOURNAL.  Hmm.  I feel like each LunchMealOpportunity can make a SOLID case for itself.  Very often is it hard to pick at this point in the day.  But sometimes it equates to THEY'RE ALL POOR OPTIONS AS OF NOW or THEY'RE ALL GREAT OPTIONS AS OF NOW.  Today?  All Pretty Good Options!  They're the EDWIN DIAZ or being nominated to LunchAllStarGameForToday.  That makes sense if you're able to follow my logic somehow.  Good.  I like me some Edwin Diaz.  He is CLOSER for Mets. They put in in the game To Pitch when the game is ALMOST OVER and usually when THEY'RE AHEAD.  To CLOSE THE DEAL.  GOOD STUFF.  Watched some Great Tales Crypt after entry last night.  Then I went to bed!  WORKED OUT GREAT just as I anticipated!  Hmm.  Is MLB ALL STAR GAME still determinant of who gets World Series home field advantage?  Or did they do away with that.  LET'S LTURQ.  NOPE THEY DID AWAY WITH THAT.  Amazing.
    SEVENTH PARAGRAPH.  Wow!  Gonna do everything on schedule No Problem.  Been over a week since I wore a clean shirt.  Hmm.  AT this point I should probably just learn how to do laundry myself.  Can't be that difficult or time consuming!  Really.  Let's do that.  No problem.  Well SOME problem.  It still involves SOME effort.  But I think it'll pay off big time!  So that's good let's keep that in mind.  Am I just doing MY laundry or am I now doing laundry for EVERYBODY.  Not EVERYBODY.  That would take FOREVER.  At most THE PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY HOUSE.  By which I mean Me, my Dad, and my Mom.  Maybe someone is living in the attic and we don't know!  Either way, doesn't matter-- Not Doing Their Laundry FOR SURE.  Oh no now I'm scared of Secret Attic Dweller.  Oh well what can ya do.  Not much!  Either someone lives in my attic or not.  THE BALL IS IN THEIR COURT NOW.  Huh.  ALSO gotta buy some NEW shirts.  AMAZING.
    Eighth paragraph!  Three to go for Act I.  Maybe watch some The Simpsons today.  Just occurred to me!  That could be a blast and a half.  Either way HMM what else is up.  I'll definitely be able to fit in everything today BUT the sooner I get done with First Two Acts/First Three Walks the more cushion I give for my Dad to take HIS walk.  After my third walk.  So that's something to keep in mind I GUESS.  I'll do my dad's dirty laundry, sure.  Beats doing his CLEAN laundry.  That would be a huge waste of time all in all!  So that's good.  WOW OLD MAN SCHERZER is pitching tonight against DIVISION RIVALS the Atlanter Brooves.  He's QUITE GOOD at pitching.  MASTERCLASS of pitching coming up tonight!  AMAZING.  Hmm.  At this rate I should COMFORTABLY be able to give my dad some COMFORTABLE room to take his walk when h wants MORE OR LESS COMFORTABLY.  Sure.  I like comfort.  I wish I had more of it!  I already got SOME.  Could never hurt to have more!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  LOOK I like Goldon Graham Barrs just fine.  But I think next time I'm going back to Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bars.  100 calories instead of 130!  The Goldon Graham Barrs ARE more hearty.  They're generally WORTH the extra 30 calories.  But there's no GREAT CONSISTENT TIME to have that as a snack day in day out like there would be for 100 calorie Cinnamon Toast Crunk bars.  WE GOTTA THINK STRATEGICALLY HERE.  Probably.  Couldn't hurt at least!  Still got like a dozen Goldon Graham Barrs.  I think it came in a pack of 16.  Of which I've probably had 4 or 5.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP come in pack of 16.  So that should last me a few more weeks presumably.  Off the top of my head maybe have 2 or 3 a week.  Hmm.  Gotta have SOMETHING as upcoming snack before lunch.  MAYB GOLDON GRAHAM BARR?  NO WAY THAT'S WAY TOO INDULGENT GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.  Hmm.
    One more paragraph to go for now!  Amazing.  Doing things on schedule today!  FEELS GOOD.  Don't gotta think all day about how I have to writ more at night or take an extra walk at night.  It's been roughly TWO DAYS IN A ROW I've had to do one of those things!  FINALLY SOME RELIEF.  PLOP PLOP FIZZ FIZZ.  Oh what a relief it is.  Also plop plop means defecation and fizz fizz means urination.  Usually urination comes BEFORE defecation if you're doing both.  That's been my experience.  OFTEN defecation involves urination too-- for me at least???-- and the urination STARTS OFF THE SHOW.  Let's LTURQ whether EVERYONE pees when they poo.  YEP SEEMS PRETTY UNIVERSAL.  Amazing.  Now that I Think about it maybe I don't always recently.  Gonna have to keep that in mind for next time.  Keep track better how that's playing out.  ANYWAY that's it for now!  Be back soon!

By Now I Should Have Come Up With Something Better

    Hey!  Changed my mind I think!  Gonna get Chocolate Chip Pancakes and Bison Burger for next 2 dinner.  Probably in that order!  And next four lunches are The Three I Said + Probably Hot Pockets.  NOT SURE WHAT ORDER FOR THAT YET.  All I know is presumably Veggie Burger and Bison Burger SHALL NOT be on same day.  So that's good.  Let's write some 5 paragraphs in 30-45 minutes!  PROBABLY ON THE LOWER END let's talk about it.  Okay we talked about it.  NOW IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON.  Anyway having #1.5 cup of coffee.  Still had half 1st coffee left.  Filled that sucker up.  I assume that equates to #1.5.  WITHOUT DRINKING HALF it's #1.  DRINKING WHOLE is #2.  THIS MUST BE #1.5, right?  Hmm.  Maybe make egg whites at some point over the next 2-4 days.  HELL EVEN THE NEXT 0-4 DAYS.  Or 0-3 days.  What's going on again?  Hot Pockets are most appetizing lunch but I should SAVE THEM.  Both because then I can savor them LATER instead of blowing it NOW and also because THEM FROZEN lets eat PERISHABLES first.  ALSO WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON AND CRAP.
    Anyone die recently.  Let's LTURQ.  Google ANYONE DIE RECENTLY.  I dunno.  I'm not gonna google that.  Feels wrong.  I'm gonna make an executive decision and move on with my life.  HMM. Haven't had Classic Keto Bar in 2 or 3 days.  That would be GREAT Upcoming Snack.  The only question now is DO I PUT IT IN FRIDGE FOR AN HOUR BEFOREHAND.  Also some other questions UNRELATED to this matter.  Hmm.  How many times have I talked about Going Into Refrigerator.  I'd say AT LEAST 3 times on this website.  Probably closer to six or seven.  Oh well my Mind is Crappy.  COMMITTED to doing laundry later.  Brought it up to my Mom.  Now if I Don't do it THEY KNOW I'M A FAILURE.  If I just kept it to myself they'd be nonethewiser!  Either way great I can do that later today no problem.  I REAP THE BENEFITS.  CLEAN SHIRTS FOR A WHILE.  GREAT I need new socks too.  VERY HOLY SOCKS I GOT RIGHT NOW.
    YAH.  Anyway I take 4 Park Walk and 3 Street Walks a day.  But the way I think about it makes it feel LOTTA PARK WALKS.  I alternate.  So basically first 3 walks of the day GREAT 67% Park Walks.  Then middle of the day is street walk.  That's fine.  One street walk a day in the middle isn't so bad.  Then Last Three Walks portion of the day HOLY CRAP 67% PARK WALKS AGAIN?  Works for me!  And it's AS EVEN AS POSSIBLE.  Well As Even As Possible would be alternating each day which Kinda Walk is 4 walks and not 3.  BUT THIS IS AS EVEN AS POSSIBLE ON A DAILY BASIS is the point.  Anyway it's all working out pretty well for me so SHUT UP.  Hmm.  Crap and crap.  AS of now I think I'm leaning towards Turkey Meatloaf/Health Spaghetti for lunch and Chocolate Chip Pancake/2nd Chocolate Chip Pancake for dinner.  GLAD WE GOT THAT OUT OF THE WAY AGAIN.  I was worried we both FORGOT about how I already more or less said that several times already.
    Two more paragraphs to go for DayTime DayEntry.  AMAZING!  PROBABLY SAVE Breakfast Chocolate Chip Pancake a day or two FOR FUN.  That way I SPREAD OUT THE JOY.  BUT THEN WHAT AM I EATING FOR BREAKFAST TOMORROW.  I HOPE IT'S FROZEN BREAKFAST SANDWICH.  That always sounds great THE DAY BEFORE but then in Morning CAN't MOTIVATE MYSELF TO DO IT.  What I gotta put this thing in the oven?  Then WAIT a while?  I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT I'm too busy Going Back To Sleep!  Probably can put it in microwave too.  IS REALIZIGN THAT A GAME CHANGER?  I don't think so!  Oh well such is life.  HEY HBO HAS A SEQUEL TO 2000 VERSION OF HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL.  I remember that movie from MY CHILDHOOD MORE OR LESS.  Let's LTURQ whether I hit the Release Date Right On Target.  DANGIT IT WAS 1999 I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN.  I FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT.  Anyway no fun actors in 2007 sequel like there was in original.  Never even heard of it until just now.  SOUNDS LIKE I CAN WATCH IT THOUGH.  Sure great what else.  WAIT A SECOND they  have Jeffery Combs as the seventh lead.  HE's RE-ANIMATOR RIGHT?  Sounds like just a cameo though.
    One more paragraph to go!  AMAZING.  Look Dad is teaching tomorrow night.  No new communal delivery then!  That's why I'm planning to get Dinner for tomorrow night as well!  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Leaning toward Turkey Matloaf/Health Spaghetti for lunch today.  THAT'S THE TWELFTH TIME I'VE SAID THAT NOW.  It's IMPORTANT.  Hmm.  Anyway got another of the 2-1 ParkWalks coming up after this paragraph.  WHATTA JOY.  SO MANY PARK WALKS AND SO FEW STREET WALKS.  But THEY'RE STILL 50/50.  ANOTHER SETH ROGEN MOVIE.  I've seen that a solid Once.  Probably didn't dislike it!  Great!  HINDSIGHT IS 50/50.  If you're semi-blind.  How bad is 50/50 vision.  Is that Glasses Bad or Blind Bad.  Lemme LTURQ.  "Not quite bad enough to qualify as visually impaired, but it's not good."  That was THE RESPONSE ON QUORA that was the first thing Google said.  Okay great we figured that one out.  I wonder hat my vision is.  No way of knowing!  Probably should be easy ways to HomeTest yourself.  Oh well what can ya do.  Move on with our lives!  I'll see ya tonight.

this is what tonight is

    Had Turkey Sandwich + 8 Cardboardish Vanilla Wafer cookies.  LOOK I LIKE THE CARDBOARD ASPECT OF THESE COOKIES.  That's why they're so low in calorie!  I SAY MORE COOKIES SHOULD BE CARDBOARD.  Either way, got Steak * Stuffed mushroom for dinner!  BELGIAN WAFFLE WITH EGG WHITES ALSO.  Belgian Waffle for lunch 2morraw, Egg whites to split in half for BALANCED BREAKFASTS.  It's like ME making Egg Whites MYSELF but I take out the middle man.  ME.  I'm the middle man between THEM and SUPRA-ME.  Not sure what the prefix Supra means.  I TINK IT'S ABOUT TIME I LOOK THAT SUCKER UP.  Something mentioned above or earlier.  That's WAY OFF from what I was imagining.  Go figure!  Turns out I'm an idiot in One More Realm Of Life.  Knowing, "Supra."  MAYBE THERE'S MORE TO IT.  Another COMPLETELY DIFFERENT Def.  ("Def," is short for, "Definition," in this context!).  HEY GREAT AS A PREFIX it could mean, "Beyond the limits, outside."  THAT'S MORE IN LIEN WITH WHAT I IMAGINED.  Looks like I'm a SMARTYPANTS in a new Realm now.  THIS IS GREAT NEWS I've always wanted to wear pants.
    Hmm.  Been sucking on Cherry Looleypoop since WORD ONE of this act.  I enjoy it!  Thinking about having BIRTHDAY BAR later.  I feel very strongly about this!  One would imagine.  Solid chance if you're imagining it it's true FOR YOU and in the end THAT'S WHAT COUNTS.  YOU AND YOUR IMAGINATION-FUN ARE SACROSANCT TO MY PURPOSE HERE.  Not sure that makes sense.  Sounds like I'm being Supra-Sacrosanct with that kind of crap.  Hmm.  Big ol' piece of steak!  We're talkin maybe it was 12 oz overall instead of 10 oz or maybe it was 14 oz instead of 12 oz.  I FEEL LIKE OVERALL ABOUT 2 OZ MORE OVERALL.  Which equates to .67 oz more PER MEAL.  MAYBE EVEN MORE TAN THAT.  Is it possible today was FOUR OUNCES more than usual?  And each meal is ONE POINT THIRTY THREE oz more?  YES.  IT'S DEFINITELY POSSIBLE.  I'm not HAPPY about it in Sacrosanct.  But it was fun while it lasted!  You know My Motto.  ABS.  Always.  Be.  Sacrosanct.  Good.   Had Mets game on pause for the last 5 minutes cause I was typing here.  TIME I CATCH UP QUICKLY with what I missed.  HMM it was 10 minutes not 5 minutes I had it on pause.  Oh well such is life. 
    Yeah!  Just bit down on that sucker (WOW DUAL MEANING GET OUT OF THE WAY!) and I enjoyed it NO DOUBT ABOUT IT.  Also the way things are shaking up  POSSIBLE I CAN HAVE A SECOND TOOTSIE POP later tonight.  Not sure I need to.  Not sure I want to!  Not sure THE COURTS WOULD ALLOW IT.  The main point is that hey I need to be making more progress with my 2 B33rs.  Finishing the last 2 Michelob ULTRAS.  Is Ultra kind of like Supra.   No.  SUPRA is to ULTRA what SUPER is to... Oooltra.  Off the top of my head that's how English works.  I MAJORED IN ENGLISH JUST ONCE don't hold me to that.  If you want me to be able to do English Puzzles GONNA NEED ME TO GET A FEW MORE UNDERGRAD DEGREES IN ENGLISH.  Which sounds like a worthy pursuit.  I'll keep that in mind for the future I guess.  What's the word for that kind of Question-Puzzle.  I feel like it starts with AN.  Not an anagram. WHAT IT IS.  This IS TO That as SOMETHING is to SOME OTHER THING.  ANALOGY?  That doesn't sound right.  Sounds TOO EASY.  Gotta be more complicated than just an analogy.
   Or maybe not.  I TINK LIFE IS MORE COMPLICATED TAN IT REALLY IS.  Which is GOOD NEWS?  Less complicated = Easier.  Now life is EASIER than I thought.  Then again it's also EASIER for everyone else.  And Life is A ZERO SUM GAME.  If other people's lives are easier while mine is barely effected THAT HAS A NEGATIVE IMPACT ON ME AND I DON'T LIKE IT.  My philosoophy is RUIN EVERYONE ELSE'S LIVES AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE and then that pays off for me BIG TIME in the end.  Well it's wroth a shot anyway!  What else is up.  Belgian Waffle for Lunch tomorrow means Hot Pockets PROBABLY gettin' bumped from consideration for This Week Lunch.  Can always PUSH BACK veggie burger or Turkey meatloaf a few days into next week.  But MORE LIKELY I just BANK them Hot Pockets for another time.  BUT HAVE LEGIT REAL PIZZA either Wednesday or Thursday Night.  I GOT IDEAS OF HOW TINGS CAN WORK OUT FOREVER IN MY FAVOR DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
    Then again Worrying About Me seems like the kind of Zero Sum game that works In my Benefit!  All the time you waste worrying about me and not yourselves I'M BANKING AND/OR IMMEDIATELY SPENDING ALL THAT GOOD WILL and it's paying off BIG TIME.  So THANKS A LOT I suppose!  Guess you'll be wanting something in reciprocation.  Hmm.  I'll think about it.  Lemme get back to you on that one.  Hmm.  Fifth paragraph of Act III so far!  Pretty sure I'll take a recess at some point.  Right now feels like after NEXT, SIXTH paragraph.  I don't know WHY.  Because I like to write 1 more paragraph and change.  It's how I GET OFF.  SEXUALLY.  Presumably tomorrow morning is first balanced breakfast in a while.  Heat me up a piece of bacon too boy.  That's gonna be fun.  Presumably I'm having Cinnamon Toast Crunch and not Frosted Flakes.  Then again presumably I should put more thought into that rather than just Presuming.  I'll think about it.  Giving it thought I mean.  I'll think about thoughting about it.
    GOOD.  Watched the RETURN TO HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL movie.  I didn't pay attention to it at all and STILL that was somehow more attention that it deserved.  Just a real crappy movie!  HOW DO I KNOW/  I HEARD IT IN THE BACKGROUND AND LOOKED UP EVERY NOW AND AGAIN.  Get off my back about it.  You need to learn to TAKE MY WORD.  Well maybe not.  I'm notoriously unreliable.  So there's that.  Hmm.  Pretty sure I'm not Notoriously Anything.  IF I WERE THOUGH this is how I would have done it.  GOOD.  Good shot I'm having quest bar after recess with PART II ACT III.  BIRTHDAY BAR FEELS LIKE THE WAY TO GO HANDS DOWN.  THEN HANDS UP.  SHAKE EM ALL AROUND.  DO SOME JOKISH POKISH.  What's going on again?  Oh, right.  Feels like the Hokey Pokey is the shittiest dance in the universe yet somehow it's the one dance everyone learns as soon as they're cognitively able to learn a dance.  NO REASON WE CAN'T TEACH FIVE YEAR OLDS GOOD DANCES.  HOKEY POKEY IS THE DUMBEST PIEST OF CRAP THAT I'VE EVER... UHH... BEEN MADE AWARE... OF!  Okay time to take a break.

    TIME TO WRITE FOUR PARAGRAPHS.  It could be more than four.  But I like the idea of just aiming for four.  Feels like a lot less pressure.  Anyway got BIRTHDAY BAR and Beer 2 going on right now.  Delicious!  Gonna watch at least 1 Tales Crypt right before bed.  There's also the Latter Half of The Mets game to keep in mind when thinking about What I Will Watch Tonight.  HMM.  If I have JUST an ice cream snack coming up tonight and nothing else, I COULD theoretically have SEMI-INDULGENT ice cream sandwich.  MAYBE EVEN CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM FLAVOR ONE.  YOU COULD MAKE A STRONG CASE that's the way to go for tonight.  VERY STRONG CASE.  Probably would wait to eat it until Bedtime Still though.  So that's good.  Bedtime gonna be in about an hour to an hour and a half.  I just finished birthday bar.  THAT'S EASY I CAN GO AN HOUR LOOKING FORWARD TO ICE CREAM SANDWICH.  That was Obama's 2012 Campaign Promise. FORWARD.  Presumably to Ice Cream Sandwiches!
    YEAH.  I took a look at amount of Egg White I got with Belgian Waffle.  This is enough for TWO balanced breakfasts not three.  STILL THOUGH THAT'S PRETTY GOOD.  Life could be A LOT worse than that.  Probably IS, too.  Despite this one small positive thing-- Egg Whites For Balanced Breakfasts-- Life ON THE WHOLE might be COMPLETELY TERRIBLE.   Oh well you take the small victories where you can get them.  What else is up.  Have chocolate ice cream sandwich.  That's the way to go!  I wonder if the ice cream sandwich is deformed from being Unfrozen at certain points of its life.  From conception at Ice Cream Factory to Birth at Amazon Driver leaving it outside my front door.  Or Consumption when I eat it.  Gotta imagine that if Democrats eat babies we could also argue that life begins at consumption.  That's something they believe, right?  Democrats eat babies?  Wow those people are pretty stupid now that I think about it.  I spent most of my time thinking THE THINGS THEY THINK ARE SO STUPID.  Now I realize I've been going about it all wrong.  I SHOULD be thinking THEY THEMSELVES ARE SO STUPID.  Puts responsibility for stupidity where it belongs.
    Penultimate paragraph.  AMAZING.  I wouldn't eat a baby.  I don't care how much you pay me.  Baby can't be healthy at all!  I guess it depends on how it was prepared though.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Probably just have regular Ice Cream bar for BedTime.  SOLID chance I go with ice cream sandwich.  MUCH bigger chance than usual.  But ODDS ARE STILL ON REGULAR.  The good news is Crap and Shit what else is up.  Unless Met game is Real Entertaining in the moment, I think I'm gonna put on some TALES CRYPT.  And if that's the case I might watch Oh I Don't Know AN ENTIRE THREE EPISODES?  Well let's not go insane.  Two episodes as well as a dozen or two minutes of Met game sounds Right On Target (ROT).  Hmm.  Looks like they released a real special picture of the universe.  WOW LOOK AT ALL THOSE DOTS, LINES, AND SHAPES.  AMAZING.  WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED BY THIS?  I've seen PLENTY of dots in my day.  PLENTY of shapes.  NONE OF THIS IS NEW C'MON GIVE ME SOME CREDIT FOR SEEING DIFFERENT WAVY LINES IN MY LIFETIME BEFORE TODAY.
    Last paragraph of the night!  WHEW.  Good deal!  Maybe if I have ice cream sandwich at bedtime I won't wanna do any MightNight Snacking.  Unconscious Me GETS TEH POINT that I indulged ALREADY with this snack at bedtime.  No need to indulge anymore!  JUST WAIT UNTIL BALANCED BREAKFAST MORNING TRUST ME YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS.  Sugar cereal.  A BACON.  An EGGO WIT BLUE DOTS.  SOME EGG WHITE.  JUST COOL IT AND REST FOR A WHILE there's gonna be a big payoff DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME/YOU/OURSELVES.  So that's good.  Hmm.  Never did laundry today!  Mom said she'd help me to do it.  By GUIDING ME and crap.  She slept all day!  TOMORROW IS ANOTHER OPPORTUNITY THOUGH.  In Chinese, the word for Opportunity and Tomorrow IS THE SAME WORD.  Okay that's not accurate.  I lied.  SO WHAT.  Hmm.  That's it for today I guess.  See ya tomorrow!

-9:22 P.M.

Sunday, July 10, 2022

Now It All Makes Sense

    Hey!  About 1-1.25 hours behind schedule today.  Plan is to write 5 paragraph Act I and deal with CrunchTime for first few hours of the day, but then by midafternoon everything is back on track.  And I don't need to take Last Walk After Dinner!  It was KIND OF FUN but I didn't like thinking about it all day.  GOTTA TAKE ANOTHER WALK WONDER HOW THAT'S GONNA GO.  All day with that thought!  Anyway what else is crap.  Did some MightNight snacking last night.  Coulda been worse!  Coulda been better!  Had pop tart + ice cream sandwich for early breakfast today.  ALWAYS having early breakfasts these days.  With little to no consequence though!  What else is IMPORTANT.  Omelet with Garlic Bread and fries for lunch.  Chicken Potted Pie for dinner!  SNACKS ABOUND.  What does ABOUND mean.  And is it an appropriate word in this context.  Oh well I guess we'll never know.  What time is Mets game today.  I'm gonna go out on a LAMB and guess EARLY.  Like 1:10 PM.  Let's GO TO THE INTERNET.  1:40 PM.  PRETTY CLOSE.
    Yeah sure what else.  Knock out the five paragraph quickly!  Cover all the dumb stuff I always cover in first few paragraphs.  That should be pretty easy.  Not gonna have coffee #1 until Act II.  That's how that goes.  Anyway watched 30 minutes of MISERY last night.  Good movie!  I like the part where it's a good movie.  Hmm.  National Foods Of The Tomorrow are... National BLUEBERRY MUFFIN DAY, National Mojito Day, and National Ranier Cherry Day.  I feel like I've had a mojito.  Wait no I'm thinking of that thing fro 7-11 where it's like a thin crispy burrito.  What's that called.  THAT'S what's important right now.  TAQUITO.  Hook me up with some of that!  I got hot pockets CLOSE ENOUGH.  Anyway what's a mojito.  Very sweet Cuban alcoholic drink with rum.  Sounds delicious.  I like the part where WHAT DOES MOJITO TRANSLATE TO.  Not sure it has a translation.  It Is What It Is.  RANIER CHERRY DAY.  What the HELL is that.  Oh it's just a kind of cherry.  NO THANKS LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.
    Anyway.  When I wear shirts that are real big on me DON'T NEED TO TAKE EM OFF for sit ups.  I ain't stretching any parts of these shirts in the first place!  So that's good.  Gonna be taking walk #2 SOON after walk #1.  Didn't put that together.  5 or 10 minutes can make all the difference!  45 minutes between walks is a solid amount of time to Regroup.  30 minutes KINDA FEELS LIKE I JUST GOT HOME FROM LAST WALK going on to next walk.  So I'll keep that in mind or somethin, I dunno.  Still snacking on Cinnamon Toast Crunch all day.  FROM NOW ON though I'm gonna stop.  THIS IS THE MOMENT THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING.  So that's good I guess.  Halfway through Act I.  Hopefully can write next 2.5 paragraphs in around 20 minutes.  That'd keep me on schedule.  Seems pretty plauable!  IT'S NOT EVN 2.5.  It' BARLELY OVER 2 AT ALL.  So that's good.  HMM how long am I putting Chicken Pot Pie in oven for.  Let's say an hour 15 minutes.  Slightly longer than last 2 times!  Significantly shorter than last 15 times before then.  I was gonna say 20 to keep within the theme of TWOS.  I dunno if it was 20 though.  15 is a safer bet!
    Sure what else is up.  Facing EAST on Computer Keyboard for now.  That's the standard for MorningEntry while External Keyboard is becoming standard for EveningEntry.  Wonderful.  Tomorrow is national 7-11 day.  So if anything it SHOULD be National Toquito Day.  Anyway 7-11 delivers on doordash.  I can get like 10 toquitos.  HOW MANY CALORIE ARE WE TALKIN fir Toquito.  If its what I'm imagining and the size I'm imagnining I'm gonna guess 310 calories.  Let's LTURQ.  280 calories.  DAMNIT.  My first instinct was to say 290 calories.  I'd have been SO CLOSE.  I was still pretty close BUT I COULD HAVE BEEN CLOSER.  Also there are different flavors.  Maybe another flavor is 310 calories.  I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW FOR SURE.  Also not sure how this is being calculated.  7-11 THEMSELVES ain't listing the calories.  This is a different website that's saying it.  WHAT DO THEY KNOW NOTHIN'.  They could EASILY be off by about 10%!  YEAH.
    Last paragraph of the act!  Good!  On track and on schedule and all that crap and whatknot.  Hmm figure I'm putting Omlet lunch in OVEN.  Fries and omelet.  Maybe sneak bread into oven for last 5 minutes I DUNNO THAT SOUNDS FUN AND CRAP.  Either way Hmm.  Gonna take SHORTER WALK upcoming walk because the extra 5 minutes makes a difference.  Normally I ALTERNATE EVENLY between walks.  Today?  JUST AN ENTIRE WALK TRANSFORMED from 30 minutes to 25 minutes.  I COULD MAKE UP FOR IT LATER and switch around a SHORTER WALK into LONGER WALK.  It's EASILY do-able.  We'll see how that turns out I guess.  Keep you updated on it as it progresses.  Good deal!  Anyway GOOD.  Gettin through MorningStuff quick enough that I'm not holding up MY DAD'S walk that much.  He take walk after my 3rd walk.  SOONR I GET IT DONE SOONER HE CAN GET STARTED.  I'm being A GOOD SON and whatknot by rushing through MorningEntry.  Oh Okay.  As long as there's SOME pay off I guess.  I'll be back soon.

I'm Getting Ahead Of Myself

    Hey!  Took regular 30 minute walk.  Got 40 minutes to write 5 paragraphs to Hand Off To My Dad walking COMFORTABLY.  If I go over 5-10 minutes it's not the end of the world!  The end of the world MIGHT HAPPEN EXACTLY THEN as a coincidence.  But good luck trying to pin that on me!  Ain't my fault the world is ending.  Maybe it's partly my fault.  Nobody's perect, okay?  Get off my back about it!  Anyway got coffee going as well as Diet Coke.  Gonna MICROWAVE omelet meal for lunch later on.  I wouldn't know how long to put it in oven!  Fries probably 50-100% longer than omelet.  FRIES I get.  Put those suckers in for 40-60 minutes.  OMELET?  15 minutes?  Fourty minutes?  I'm just gonna microwave this sucker to play it safe.  ALSO if I OVENIZE IT I have to work out planning it and taking walks and shit and crap.  NO MORE OF THAT.  Gonna utilize MICROWAVE FOR ONCE. I use microwave all the time.  Pretty much every day.  GOOD I'M GLAD.
   Sure.  Leaning towards low calorie Fiber One Brownie as upcoming snack.  Either CINNAMON COFFEE CAKE flavor or CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE flavor.  EITHR WAY I GOT EM IN THE REFRIDGERATOR for now.  If I take everything out of Fridge and go inside and close the door on myself WILL I BE STUCK.  Can the door be opened from the inside.  Only one way to find out.  Look at the internet!  Gotta imagine some inquisitive minds have posited this question before.  OR DO IT MYSELF I DUNNO.  Gonna need A BUDDY present though IN CASE I CAN'T open the fridge.  I don't wannt be REFRIGERATED TO DEATH.  Sounds unpleasant.  Especially the Death part!  I could do without dying completely!  Well for about 60, 70 years.  After that alright where's death let's get this over with.  Hmm.  What's going on and crap.  How am I making up missing 5 paragraphs from Act I.  I guess just Xtra Long Act III!  Maybe a full 15+ paragraphs.  Maybe more than ten but not that much.  MAYBE JUST TEN WHAT DO I KNOW NOT A LOT.  I know SOME things sure.  Roughly THIRTY PERCENT of the things.  Think we've covered this before but I DON'T KNOW FOR SURE.
    Three paragraphs to go!  AMAZING!  I BELIEVE tonight is a good night for 3 beers.  All the stars are aligning!  Will wanna write longer Act III.  Haven't had three beers in a few days. I THINK I'm not accepting Communal Dinner Delivery so I can take Last Walk a little earlier than usual.  So the point is Hey There's A Good Time.  Wonderful.  Probably speculated about being enclosed in refriderator before.  Look I've speculated about everything I'm gonna speculate before.  LOTS of stuff I WILL NEVER speculate.  But anything I can possibly come up with Myself I'VE COME UP WITH.  Oh well one can only hope as time goes on I speculate the same things BETTER.  Solid chance I can get better at saying the same dumb things!  Even MORE solid chance I GET WORSE at it.  Say the same things but they lose their luster each time I go through them.  Luster.  That can't be a word.  What word am I thinking of.  Let's see.  NOPE It's a word and I think I'm using it correctly!  SEE that might be the first time I've Used The Word, "Luster."  I AM CAPABLE OF NEW THINGS!
    Penultimate paragraph of DayTime.  Looks like I'll be finishing Shower just as Mets game is starting.  AMAZING.  Maybe not AMAZING.  Kinda Good though.  Wonderful.  Got plenty of time to write last 2 paragraphs!  Everything worked out for the best.  Except for you.  You had to read A Lot Of Dumb.  But maybe in the end it's good because MORE GOOD AT NIGHT than would have been MORE BAD IN MORNING normally.  Well great we'll see what happens.  Hmm.  Crap and crap.  Maybe have CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE Fiber Brownie.  BEEN A WHILE SINCE I HAD THAT FLAVOR.  This is good stuff let's keep it going.  I feel like if I lobby hard enough there's a 1/3 chance I can get one or more parents to sign off on an Outback Steakhouse Communal Dinner.  More likely my Dad'll be like YOU WANT IT YOU GO AHEAD.  Which is NOT AN OPTION.  I can theoretically get enough for myself if I cover 3-5 meals but I AIN'T DOING THAT c'mon.  NO WAY.
    Last paragraph for now!  Amazing!  I woke up late and everything worked out okay in the end anyway.  Looks like I WIN this morningtime.  Into afernoontime.  BEEN PAST NOON FOR GOING ON 43 MINUTES NOW.  What else is up.  If I were to get Outback Steakhouse WHAT IS THE WAY HOW I WOULD HAVE DONE IT.  Probably some COMBO dinner.  Steak and Seafood THAT'S VERY MUCH MY SPEED.  Also get an appetizer for another meal or two.  Let's LTURQ why not WE GOT TIME.  BLOOMIN' FRIED CHICKEN?  THAT'S ALMOST A SLANT RHYME I LOVE IT.  Also looking at menu I was reminded IN THE PAST I got RIBS from this place.  Possibly a half rack and a BBQ chicken or something.  LEMME LTURQ if that's An Exact Thing on the menu.  YEP IT SURE IS.  Fancy Menu name I don't recall.  THIS NAME MIGHT BE NEW.  DROVER'S RIBS AND CHICKEN PLATTER.  Let's see what this DROVER is all about.  "DROVER," is some guy who works with CATTLE some way.  Oh okay I get it.  Somewhat.  I'll be back tonight!

let's see where was i

    Hello friends!  Gonna write Probably Five paragraphs before dinner.  Then eat dinner for dinner.  Then aim for another 5-10 After Dinner!  LET'S SEE HOW ALL THAT GOES.  I CAN'T WAIT THAT LONG I WANNA SEE HOW IT GOES NOW.  Oh well no way that can happen.  I'm gonna have to See How It Goes relatively slowly Exactly At The Same Pace As It's Going.  So that's good.  Got root beer, cofffee #2, and beer #1 right now.  Got dinner in about 40 minutes.  Chickened Pot Pie!  AMAZING.  Had refridgerated Fiber One CHOCOLATE CHAPPED COOKIE for snack earlier.  DELICIOUS.  THAT'S ABOUT IT for the day so far.  Almost done with MISERY this time around.  About 15 minutes left.  We're Talkin' I finish watching that sucker durring Dinner.  And if I finish dinner first TOO BAD gotta HANG AROUND DINNER and finish the movie.  NO TAKING DINNER PLATE DOWNSTAIRS.  For all intents and purposes even if I'm done eating I AM STILL HAVING DINNER for the DURRATION of this film.
   So that's good.  TOO GOOD.  I'm worried it might be overly good!  In MISERY they eat dinners in bed.  Both Kathy Bates (BY CHOICE) and James Caan (CAN'T GET OUT OF BED-- CRIPPLED).  So that's good.  Pretty sure I must have gone through sequences of life where I ate meals lying down in bed.  Maybe not entire PHASES of life but certainly on the odd occasion.  Sure SNACKS at times I felt comfortable eating in bed.  I DUNNO.  Like eating on floor.  THAT was always a blast and a half.  But that's SITTING on floor not LYING on floor.  HMM maybe I fit in six to eight paragraphs for Act III of IIIIIX and then that gives me more room to work with fir Act IVVVVVIVI VICIIDAO the point is it's Four.  What else is up.  I GOTTA LTURQ.  What other Roman Numerals are there after I, V, X.  I feel like there's an L there somewhere.  BUT WHERE DOES IT END.  Gotta be SOME Roman Numerals that would come as SURPRISE.  It would SHOCK PEOPLE to know that a certain letter is a Roman Numberal.  Let's LTURQ.  L, C, D, M, V.  V might be it.  At 5,000.  WHAT IF I WANNA TALK ABOUT 50,000, I just gotta do TEN V'S.  No it's probably more intuitive than that.  SHUT UP if I don't think of it immediately BY DEFINITION IT'S NOT INTUITIVE.  I'm THE BASELINE DUMMY who they test Intuitiveness on YOU FOOL.
    What else is up.  Omelet and fries were Fine If Not GREAT in microwave for lunch.  I'll get that sucker again.  The omelet.  Not the microwave.  Why should I get the microwave again I ALREADY HAVE IT.  Not 100% sure what James Caan Book within a book is about.  A character named Misery.  But WHO CARES.  I think she lives in prehistoric times By Which I mean Colonial Era.  But beyond that all I gather is that it's kinda soap opera.  No real VALUE or INSIGHT or GREATNESS to this at all.  ALSO IF WE'RE CALLING THE PROTAGONIST JAMES CAAN IT'S NOT A BOOK WITHIN A BOOK, it's a book within a movie.  Unless the Stephen King book SPECIFIED that the writer Was James Caan Playing A Writer.  Which I HIGHLY DOUBT but it does sound Kind Of Creepy and That's Stephen King's, "M. O."  MOTIS OPERENDI.  SEE I KNOW LATIN TOO THIS IS FUN.  Well I was close enough at least.  Spellign wasn't on point.  BUT YOU GET THE IDEA.
   What else is up.  GOTTA REFILL SODA HOLY CRAP BREEB.  Kinda feel like we should either be calling Roman Numerals Latin Numerals or we should be calling Latin Roman.  PICK A LANE, Dead Language!  Well to be fair Latin Numerals ARE FAR FROM DEAD.  Very much alive!  We say Latin is a dead language but SOME OF IT IS ACTUALLY STILL ALIVE AND KICKING so GET OFF THEIR CASE.  The good news is I replaced my root beer with sprite.  Not sure WHY it's good news.  I feel it's at the worst neutral news.  I feel okay about it all in all!  Hmm.  Maybe have a less indulgent Goldon Graham Barr instead of Quest Bar tonight.  IT ALL DEPENDS ON WHAT I WANT TO EAT IN THE FUTURE IN REAL TIME.  Oh okay that makes a ton of sense.  Hmm.  When's that Stephen Spielberg movie about his childhood coming out.  I associate Stephen King with Stephen Spielberg.  That's why I thought of it.  Both of their names start with an, "S."  Anyway... Hmm...  WOW NOVEMBER 2022.  THAT'S TIS YEAR.  Not this month though.  JUST SO WE'RE ALL ON THE SAME PAGE.
    Hmm.  The point is I finished coffee.  Also the point is ALL THINGS BEING EQUAL I wanna have dinner in about 16 minutes.  HMM AIM FOR SIX PARAGRAPHS THEN THIS ACT.  Just a bit UNDER TWO PARAGARPHS to write is the point.  Also if I have dinner in about 19 minutes NO HARM NO FOUL.  Maybe some harm.  Maybe even some foul!  But NOT AN SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF EITHER/OR.  Sure I wrote, "An Significant."  I did it on purpose.  I have no good reason that I could readily explain to you.  Sometimes you just have to go with your gut, ya know what I mean?  Probably!  What else is up.  Dinner will be GREAT.  I get to EAT.  CATCH UP ON TWEETER.  EAT SOME FINISH WATCHING MISERY.  I REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENS MORE OR LESS.  Spoiler alert.  I spoiled this story of me watching it For You!  Now YOU KNOW I remember what happens!  Not sure how that spoils this for you.  Also, Can't spoil something that was Never Good In The First Place.  That's just the laws of physics!
    Yeah!  So I guess IN THE END the next Act will be 4 TO LET'S SAY 12 paragraphs.  Dunno where I came up with 12.  I just figured off the top of my head 12 seems like The Upper End.  So that's good.  PUT GOLDON GRAHAM BAR IN FRIDGE.  Not sure I'd like it from Fridge but I'M ALL ABOUT TRYING NEW THINGS.  Well not ALL about it.  I'm also partially about Trying Old Things.  In fact I may even like that better!  Either way what else is up.  Looks like I'm gonna end this Act about Oh I Don't Know EIGHT minutes to go before Dinner?  Maybe I catch up on Tweet as A STAND ALONE activity.  Might mean I have dinner a few minutes later to FULLY CATCH UP where I wanna catch up but THAT COULD WORK IF I CONCEPTUALIZE AND IMAGINE MY NEAR FUTURE LIFE JUST SO.  So that's good.  Let's do that!  I'll be back here in a little bit!
   

see look we're almost done

    Hey!  Gonna write 4-6 paragraphs for PART I and Act IV.  Taking out garbage sometime after that and before Part II.  Anyway SOMETIN WAS OFF with Chicken Pot Pie tonight!  Too much of the Weird semi-liquid Filler.  Look SOME OF IT IS FINE.  This time THE ENTIRE TING WAS TOO LIQUIDITY.  WHICH IS GOOD FOR INVESTMENTS BUT NOT FOR CHICKEN POT PIE FILLER.  Also I ASSUME it's good for investments.  Maybe YOU operate better with LESS liquidity!  GET YOUR INVESTMENTS SET IN STONE or something I dunno how these things work.  Probably not at least.  Had 40 cal FUDGESICLE just now.  DELICIOUS.  Cleansed my palate of Weird Liquid Pot Pie Filling.  Also the GOOD parts of filler weren't good.  Potato segments seemed undercooked.  Chicken segments left something to be desired.  Now they're sneaking in String Beans or something too NOT A FAN.  Either way the CRUST was okay but THAT'S A SMALL PERCENTAGE OF TE ENTIRE WHOLE DEAL.
    YEAH.  Probably gonna have quest bar and not Goldon Graham bar tonight.  FEELS RIGHT.  OH RIGHT gotta start up on Beer #2.  DELICIOUS.  WELL MAYBE NOT DELICIOUS.  BUT SOMEWHAT BETTER THAN NEUTRAL TASTING.  So Great That's Good.  THIS along with Act III is Facing North on External Keyboard.  What Tales Cryu... OH NEVERMIND JUST FIGURED IT OUT.  I know which Tales Crypt I'm up to!  I'LL ENJOY THAT ONE TIS TIME AROUND SURE.  Also I keep missing the, "H," button the last paragraph or two.  I'll probably correct Some Of It in spell check but also LEAVE Some Of It for reasons I don't fully comprehend myself.  STYLISTIC choices.  But WHY or WHEN I do not know as of now!  What else is going on and crap.  Aim for 5 Paragraphs this act.  I tink that's the way to go.  Also the, "H," I miss is USUALLY after a, "T."  Is that relevant informatoin?  I think it might be!  Certainly not IRRELEVANT.  It's either Somewhat Relevant or VERY Relevant I'm not sure which!
     Okay.  Any fun tricks to stop myself from eating over night.  YEAH JUST DON'T DO IT.  That's VERY fun.  I can imagine GETTING SEVERAL KICKS out of that.  Anyway picturing going to bed and it's gonna be fun.  It'll be all like hey it's roughly 10:30 PM, kinda tired, gonna have final snack of the day Why It's Only An Ice Cream Health Bar as I lay down for my slumber, gonna fall asleep over 20 minutes...  Well you know what Going To Sleep Is Like For Me The Last Few Months.  LIKE THAT, like I just said.  MORE OR LESS.  It's not an ice cream health bar.  It's not even a HealtH Ice Cream Bar.  It's a LOWER CALORIE Ice Cream Bar.  I doubt there's any Health to it at all!  Except it will keep me from STARVATION and/or THIRSTATION.  You know SELF-DROUGHT?  ...Hmm.
     What's up.  SEA SALT CARAMEL, MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP, or FUDGE.  These are the different Flavor Premises of Presumably Health Ice Cream Bar.  With Sea Salt Caramel and Mint Chocolate Chip being SAME BRAND, and Fudge being Entirely Different Brand.  I ALSO HAVE 1 or 2 SMALL HEALTH ICE CREAM SANDWICHES (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SEMI- INDULGENT HEALTH ICE CREAM SANDWICHES) but usually that's more of a DAYTIME Frozen Treat.  LOOK IT'S GREAT I GOT THREE OPTIONS AND ALL OF THEM ARE WONDERFUL.  I can't complain!  I probably COULD.  Nobody is gonna STOP ME.  But I'm gonna be A Good Guy and avoid complaining.  Until it REALLY counts.  Then that's when I break out the Me Complaining Card.  HOLD ONTO IT FOR NOW.  IT'S CALLED STRATEGY YOU FOOL!  Hmm.  Probably aim for Six Paragraphs for Act IV Part I now.  Which brings me to... uh... CALIBRATING... calibrating... 22 overall?  Lemme calibrate that A SECOND TIME to see if I reach the same conclusion.  Calibrating... RECALIBRATING.. RERECALIBRATING... yep seems about right. 
    PARTS CAN'T BE LESS TAN 4 PARAGRAPHS.  So that means Act IV Part II will be 4-8 paragraphs.  AMAZING LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS TEN.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Misery Loves Company.  You can make scores of Misery Puns with the Misery Book/Movie but off the top of my head FIRST ONE THAT OCCURRED TO ME JUST NOW.  Also what else is up.  Is it true that Misery loves company.  It SOUNDS true.  I can imagine being miserable AND loving company SPECIFICALLY WITH MY MISERY.  So yeah it rings VERY true I guess.  The point is I'll probably have a third beer with Act IV Part II.  WAIT A SECOND THAT'S EXACTLY WHERE STRANGER THINGS IS AT.  Season IV Part II.  THIS IS CRAZY I'M CORRESPONDING TO A TV SHOW.  Amazing.  Taking out garbage in about 25 minutes.  Wonderful.  Nice decent sized break before that after next paragraph.  TONIGHT IS GOING FINE.  KEEP IN MIND THE PART WHERE I GO TO BED IN TWO HOURS.  THAT'S THE BEST PART AND IT WILL DEFINITELY HAPPEN EVENTUALLY
    Last paragraph of this part.  Maybe I will have Goldon Graham Barr afterall.  I duno.  If I DO it will probably be NEXT UPCOMING SNACK.  WHICH IS GREAT BECAUSE I LIKE DOIN' STUFF.  Specifically EATIN stuff.  EATIN is one of my favorite DOIN things to DO.  Sometimes.  When it's BY CONSCIOUS CHOICE.  When it's by MightNight Eating it's one of my LEAST favorite DOIN Things!  So there's an important distinction to be made there I guess.  What else is up.  Put on Tales Crypt for upcoming 15-20 minutes before GarbageTakingOut...Of... YEAH.  What's up.  I think after having Leaned Into Surround Sound for first few months of Special Speakers, I went a month or so now Leaning Into Front Speakers, and NOW I WANNA LEAN BACK INTO SURROUND SOUND AGAIN.  THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT I'll keep you updated on this progression as it situates itself.  GREAT.  Hey that's it for now I'll be back in a little bit!

    HEY.  Probably 4-6 paragraphs to go.  Gonna eat Goldon Graham Barr NOW.  Well START IT NOW.  And eat it OVER THE COURSE OF HALF A MINUTE or so.  HMM INTERESTING.  My first thought was this is terrible Friderated but after that initial SHOCK TO THE SYSTEM WAIT A SECOND THIS IS GREAT.  I'm getting more out of this than I thought I was gonna.  ALSO just started Beer #3 of 3.  So the good news is HEY January Hearing on Tuesday Afternoon.  Then PRIMETIME Hearing on Thursday!  WOW THURSDAY PRIMETIME?  I hope this doesn't take any thunder away from The Office, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock, And/Or EITHER MY NAME IS EARL OR COMMUNITY.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS WAS A DECADE AND A HALF AGO.  I'M PRETTY SURE THE YEAR RIGHT NOW IS 14 YEARS AGO.  Prove me wrong is the point!  Anyway I finished the Goldon Graham Barr.  Oh Well.  Maybe have a small Solid snack instead of tootsie pop COMING UP.  I GOT OPTIONS is the point.
    Yeah!  What else.  Watched ENTIRE Tales Crypt episode during break.  WAS GREAT I got SOMETIN out of it.  Dunno about A LOT.  More than usual lately, though!  I feel I'll get A LOT out of next episode, too.  LET'S LTURQ.  WOW THAT EPISODE???  THAT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES IN GENERAL.  Not 100% why.  It's not even the episode about A General.  KIRK DOUGLAS PLAYS TEH GENERAL.  Maybe he's just a Major I DON'T HAVE THE DETAILS IN FRONT OF ME.  Sure seems like a general though.  And if not a general AT THE VERY LEAST A SUBGENERAL.  THE POINT IS YOU DON'T GET FOOLED AGAIN.  Which is either a George W Bush reference or a The Who reference.  Turns out KINDA BOTH.  Also TRUE I have never seen Paths Of Glory even though I am a Stephen Kubrick fan.  SURE I KNOW HIS NAME.  IT STARTS WITH AN, "S," WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT FROM ME.  The point is I also have never seen THE KILLING and I even have that one on DVD!  Oh well what can ya do.  MOVE ON WITH OUR LIVES I GUESS.
    Amazing.  Tomorrow breakfast probs gonna be either 2.5 black and whites or I can muster up the energy to make Frozen Egg Sandwich in oven.   IT TAKES MORE ENERGY THAN YOU'D THINK.  SOME.  I dunno.  Some is PLURAL.  I think AT MOST it might take A SINGLE ENERGY and even THAT is stretching it a bit.  Great.  Tomorrow is Monday.  First day of the week.  According TO SOME.  Huh.  What's up and crap.  Tomorrow is National Blueberry Muffin Day I believe.  If I remember my Blueberry Days correctly.  Better LTURQ Right Quick.  YEP I WAS RIGHT.  IF ONLY I HAD EGG WHITES COOKED I could have had a balanced breakfast INCLUDING A BLUEBERRY EGGO.  Hey I can have a blueberry eggo as a snack at some point.  UNDERUTILIZED as possible snack food Eggos are.  I'M VERY EXCITED ABOUT THIS DEVELOPMENT.  I might just have delicious eggo waffle with blue dots on it as a snack either BETWIXT breakfast and lunch or BETWINE lunch and dinner.  LET'S DO IT I'm excited about it!  Let's write AT LEAST one more paragraph.  And hopefully JUST one more paragraph.
    Great!  I dunno.  James Caan is Crippled In Heaven Now.  Lots of things wrong with that statement.  Honestly I can think of AT LEAST FOUR off the top of my head within less than 2 seconds Thinking About It.  And if I devoted MORE seconds I'm gonna be honest I think I can up with like EIGHT in just a minute.  Then if I spend an hour that might be like SEVENTEEN.  An entire day?  Probably up to TWENTY.  What's going on again?  Hmm.  Should I go back in time and spell his name wrong For Fun to add a thing that's wrong?  NOPE.  That wouldn't be fun.  That'd just be DUMB.  Which is a slant rhyme with Fun, YES, but it means something ENTIRELY DIFFERENT.  So there's that.  I dunno.  Probably just one episode of Tales Crypt before bedtime.  That's okay.  That's how Tales Crypt are MEANT to be watched.  One episode right before bedtime.  PERECT that's 100% IN TE SPIRIT OF THINGS with Tales Crypt.  Anyway.  That's it!  See ya tomorrow.

-9:40 P.M.

Saturday, July 9, 2022

Isn't That Entertaining

    Hey!  Writing on Laptop Keyboard FOR NOW.  It might become too CLUNKY with the, "E," key.  For now I'm gonna try!  FACING EAST.  Anyway, about 1.25-1.5 hours behind schedule today!  Gonna make up for it by having 7th walk AFTER DINNER, before Act III!  Otherwise walks stay the same.  Maybe write Act II AFTER shower.  Either way SOUNDS FUN let's give it a shot!  Anyway did a good amount of MightNight snacking last night.  I don't think it was TOO crazy but it was definitely a relatively significant amount!  DANGIT.  And I had tried putting Guitar Amplification System (GAS) in front of door.  Didn't help!  Oh well such is life HAD 2.5 black and whites for breakfast.  Not sure what I'm having for lunch and/or dinner.  Was about to go through all my options but IT'S TOO MANY OPTIONS to go through.  If it was 3 options for 2 meals EASY I'll go over that.  Instead it's FOUR OPTIONS.  TOO MANY.  Gonna have to go Unknown For Now For You!  Hmm.  METS GAME AT 4:10 PM.  Hmm.
    What's crap and shit.  Got root beer going.  Will have coffee in a few paragraphs!  NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW IS... National Pina Colada Day, National Pizza Day In Brazil, Pick Blueberries Day, and National Doughnut Week.  DOUGHNUTS GREAT.  Maybe pick up a donut at some point for a breakfast.  I'd have to prepare IN ADVANCE.  Get it for THE NEXT DAY'S breakfast.  Pick blueberries day BUT WHY.  I don't LIKE them.  I'm not getting PAID for this, am I?  Anyway NICE TO SEE BRAZIL LIKES PIZZA.  Thems the Portuguese Speaking ones, right?  Let's see HOW MUCH they like pizza.  HMM LOTS OF, "ORIUNDI," in Brazil.  People of Italian Descent.  INTERESTING I like Brazil now.  What kinda leader they have.  My guess is FAR RIGHT or FAR LEFT.  Off the top of my head FAR RIGHT.  Let's LTURQ.  SEEMS LIKE FAR RIGHT.  So that's not good.  But they get pizza.  So you take what you can get I suppose.  Pina Colada day.  WHAT IS THAT EXACTLY.  RUM COCONUT MILK AND PINEAPPLE JUICE.  I'd give that a shot, sure!  By which I mean DRINK IT.  I'm not gonna INJECT it into my veins.  UNLESS SOMEOUNE DOUBLE DARED ME.
    Okay.  What's today.  Saturday.  Got 2 Beers from Week Before left.  MICHAEL LOEB ALTRA.  Put in 2 beers from CURRENT MILER LIGHT.  Probably just have 2 beers!  MAYBE SAVE OLD ONE AND HAVE NEW ONES for FUN.  Either way that'll be a blast and a half.  Look let's talk about lunch.  Chicken Caesar Salad, Turkey meatloaf and health spaghetti, veggie burger + side, or turkey sandwich + side.  PROBABLY makes sense to get Salad out of the way.  But it's also NOT EXCITING AT ALL.  So we'll see what happens.  Dinner can either be ANOTHER OF THOSE THINGS or a DELIVERY THING.  I'd say between DINNER And NEXT LUNCH one will be a 2ND SUPER MARKET THING and 1 will be A DELIVERY THING.  AS WELL AS DINNER TOMORROW NIGHT A DELIVERY THING.  I think we're ALL CAUGHT UP NOW for sure.  Not been doing good resisting snacking on Cinnamon Toast Crunch.  Oh well there's always time to TURN IT ALL AROUND.  So that's good. 
     Hmm.  Probably have goldon graham bar sometime today.  Not sure WHYEN yet but it seems like a solid way to go about things.  Anyway JANUARY HEARINGS next week.  Right?  I know one is on TUESDAY.  And I believe another is on THURSDAY PRIME TIME.  That's gonna be the season FINALE.  I THINK.  They might have more in August or September I think.  FINE even if they do that's a new season.  WELL LET'S BE FAIR.  Same season, new BATCH.  This is the Season I Part I finale.  LOOK it's fine to admit this is GREAT TV.  I think.  It's also one of the most important stories in American History with HUGE implications and ramifications for our Country's future.  But also BREAK OUT THE POPCORNS THIS IS AMAZING.  What else is crap.  Started out TRAUMATIZING but then ya realize hey these people gotta be even more traumatized than me about it and THEY'RE keeping it together.  So that's good.  I guess.  Anyway I WANNA TESTIFY TO JANUARY COMMITTEE.  I don't have much to add but I WANNA GET IN ON THE FUN.  Hey great what else is up.  I CAN ADD A VIEWER PERSPECTIVE.  I was watching it live ON TWITTER through TWEETS.
     Sure.  HMM looked at some google images of Brazilian Pizza.  NOT BAD.  Also when I go up I want to have A BRAZILIAN DOLLARS.  That sort of thing.  If I had veggie burger for lunch WHAT SIDE WE TALKIN'.  Maybe Freezer Frenched Fries.  Sounds reasonable.  What about Turkey Sandwich.  Maybe WAFER COOKIES.  LOOK I dunno what's gonna happen.  It IS in only 3.5 hours though.  So that's good.  WOW I GET A SNACK BEFORE THEN TOO.  Life keeps getting BETTER AND BETTER.  Or at the very least THE SAME AND INCREMENTALLY SLIGHTLY WORSE.  So that's good.  VEGETABLE BURGER requires OVEN.  So that's good.  Or bad.  I forget the difference.  Between good and bad.  Oh well gotta be a sociopath in SOME respects.  HEY got frozen Hot Pockets too.  PIZZA FLAVORED.  No good for today but LATER IN WEEK?  POSSIBLE!  VERY POSSIBLE.  So that's good news.  Already halfway into SEASON II of Tales Crypt this time around.  I'm gonna go get some coffee.
   I got some coffee.  True story!  Brazil has a good soccer team.  That'd be my assumption.  I'd LTURQ but ya know I think some things are better left to the imagination.  What else is going on and crap.  Had pastrami sandwich for lunch yesterday.  Turkey sandwich RIGHT AFTER?  It COULD be done.  Maybe it SHOULD be done.  But maybe it SHOULDN'T be done.  Glad we went through and covered all that specifically.  HMM.  Should I take shower after I get back from upcoming walk and THEN ACT II?  Or the other way around.  I GUESS I'LL SEE HOW I FEEL THEN. Glad we went through and covered all that specifically.  What else.  Gotta think of over FOUR PARAGRAPHS MORE things to say IMMEDIATELY.  UGH.  OH NO NOW I'M SCARED OF JANUARY HEARINGS ENTERTAINMENT COMPLACENCY COMPLEX.  You get into it as entertainment IT LOSES IT'S REAL VALUE TO EDUCATE INFORM AND COURSE CORRECT FOR FUTURE.  OKAY GOOD now I'm scared again.  That's a relief.
    Seventh paragraph!  Got plenty of time to work with for Things Today.  I guess.  Got my Dad to commit to helping me lace up my sneakers!  By which I mean he will be helping me by lacing up my sneakers himself.  Maybe I should WATCH so I can do it in the future.  NAH I wouldn't absorb how to do it just by watching.  So why bother!  I dunno!  Maybe some other reason.  Just to show my Dad WE'RE IN THIS TOGETHER.  I might not be helping but AT LEAST I'M PARTICIPATING by wasting my own time too!  So that's good.  Made it this far with Regular Laptop Keyboard!  Amazing, just amazing.  When is baseball ALLSTAR GAME coming up.  And how friendly are the all stars with each other.  Gotta imagine they're 80% mercenaries trying to do well for themselves but A SOLID 20% HEY WE ON SAME TEAM NOW AIN'T THAT A BLAT AND A HALF LET'S WORK TOGETHER TO BEAT THAT OTHER TEAM.  That's the REAL APPEAL of all star game even if it's NOT REAL.  Amazing.
     THREE PARAGRAPHS TO GO FOR NOW.  Cool!  How about an All Scrubs Game.  Where it's the least productive players playing against each other.  I think that's FUN because FINALLY FOR THEM they're facing opponents MORE THEIR SPEED.  And for the fans we get to see these awful players LOOK RELATIVELY DECENT because how awful can you look if you're opposition is just as bad!  It makes ya all look decent!  LOOK these people aren't so bad they'd be misplaying ground balls and crap.  They're not THAT bad.  So it'd look like a regular game more or less!  AMAZING this is fun.  Also the winner of the all star game faces the winner of the all scrub game.  THAT makes the scrubs look bad but it's FUN because HEY YA NEVER KNOW WHAT COULD HAPPEN maybe the bad players can have a MAJOR UPSET.  I lost track of what I was talking about.  Two more paragraphs for now though, that's the exciting part about this paragraph ending.
    YEAH!  Some dream last night about trying to obtain Marijuana.  I don't think I ever was successful.  OH WELL that's life.  Maybe try Goldon Graham Bar in the fridge.  I'm HESITANT to do that because it's already on the hard/crispy/crunchy side just at room temperature!  FRIDERATED probably makes it TOO much.  Then again I LIKE TRYING THINGS.  Maybe I could try that.  IT IS A THING.  HMM.  I feel like tomorrow is the second time in a week they're trying to force us to appreciate blueberries.  Tomorrow is PICK blueberries.  What was the last one.  YESTERDAY was just National Blueberry Day.  BLUEBERRY LOBBY WAY TOO POWERFUL.  I don't like it.  Then again if SOME lobby is gonna be this powerful I guess it's not so bad it's Blueberries.  Relatively harmless I guess!  Consuming too many blueberries isn't gonna Doom The Planet or anything.  Probably not.  EARTH IS ONE BIG BLUEBERRY.  Not sure that's accurate.  PROBABLY ISN'T.
     Last paragraph for Act I!  Amazing.  UGH I figured I'd quickly browse the next few days if three's more blueberry day.  Mostly for fun.  Didn't think there would be.  THE 11th IS NATIONAL BLUEBERRY MUFFIN DAY.  I don't know what's going on!  AND I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I DON'T LIKE IT OR I DO LIKE IT.  Either way I'd continue browsing quickly but NO SPOILERS.  I don't wanna know ahead of time all the future Food Celebration Days.  Anyway that's life I guess.  I'd eat a blueberry muffin all things being equal.  And all things ARE EQUAL.  More or less.  I dunno.  Feels like these days are out of order.  PICK blueberries day should COME FIRST.  So we have blueberries READY.  Then EAT blueberries day.  THEN Blueberry Muffin day-- we're busing Baking them while Just eating the raw blueberries the day before.  LOOK that's it for Act I.  I'll be back soon.

Oh Well That's That

    Hey!  Took shower after Act II!  CAUGHT UP ON THE TWEETER.  Now I'm here to write five paragraphs.  HAD DELICIOUS CINNAMON COFFEE CAKE FIBER BROWNIE just now.  Got coffee #2 which is only 80% a normal cup.  That's all that was left!  THAT'S FINE THAT'LL DO I GUESS.  Probably gonna have SALAD for lunch and SOME DELIVERY SOMETHIN' for dinner.  So basically today is shaping up TO BE A REAL DAY, JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHERS.  Good deal!  Maybe get an omlet for dinner tonight.  Which would also be for dinner tomorrow night.  I can do that with either DINER or DELI.  Look would a MEAT omelet be The Best?  SURE.  But would a lox eggs and onion omelet be slightly healthier?  NOPE TRICKED YA.  Wait a second.  THAT WAS THE TRICK.  YES lox is slightly healthier than a meat such as HAM or SALAMI.  Get me some REAL OL' FREEDOM FRIES and a piece of toast with each half.  IT COULD BE GREAT.  Now the balls are in my court to see if I've got THE GUMPTION to follow through on this great idea!  Salami Omelet from deli sounds the best.  PROBABLY TOO MUCH SALAMI THOUGH.  THEN AGAIN...
    Well that's great just great.  SHOULD I SPRINKLE ON SOME GRATED CHEESE ON SALAD?  Nice cup of grated cheese they include.  I wanna guess PARMESAN.  I normally sprinkle around A THIRD of it over salad.  I could DO THAT or I could do NONE of it.  Or I can just pour it all into my mouth and gullet type thing.  Not gonna do that.  WHY.  What would be my motivation.  Maybe I'm preparing to play an Acting Role of a guy who LOVES grated parmesan cheese.  And I want to get into character.  FINE THAT'S THE ONLY MOTIVATION I CAN THINK OF.  Gotta be other good motivations.  I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY YES.  Hmm.  I could AND SHOULD put piece of bread I have INTO THE OVEN for 7-8 minutes to have with salad.  LOOK I'm starting it at ZERO DEGREES.  The amount of time it takes to warm up IS INCLUDED.  Pretty sure Room Temperature isn't zero degrees.  I'd have noticed that.  YOU GET THE POINT SMART GUY.  Yeah the point is I and/or You (You Being Me) are (Is) dumb.  Hmm.  LEMME LOOK UP MORTON'S MENU on the internet.  I wanna see WHAT US PLEABS are missing out on.  MORTONS IN LITTLE NECK.  That's relatively close to me.  Let's CALIBRATE this menu.
   WOW LOOK AT ALL THOSE DELICIOUS MEALS.  AND ENTREES.  Presumably Dessert I DIDN'T GET THAT FAR YET, NO SPOILERS PLEASE.  Also they say the calorie count for each thing!  Kinda feels that CHEAPENS IT.  Look I get a kick out of it.  But REAL RICHY RICHES don't care about calories.  That's a problem for THE PLEABS.  We can gain all the weight we want because we can get DR OZ to sign off on us being healthy and attractive NO MATTER HOW MANY CALORIES WE ARE CONSUMING.  Either way DELICIOUS.  Let's see THEM DESSERTS.  I bet there's one or two where I'm like HEY ACTUALLY THAT'S BETTER THAN JUST YOUR AVERAGE RANDOM DESSERT!  LET'S LTURQ.  SEASONAL Cheese Cake?  WHAT DOES THAT MEAN.  A DIFFERENT KIND OF CHEESE FOR CHEESE CAKE DEPENDING ON THE SEASON?  DON'T LIKE IT.  What else ya got.  FEATURED Bread Pudding.  What's so FEATURED about it.  Yes ALL THESE DESSERTS are featured on the menu.  WHAT ELSE YA GOT.  Ice Cream.  CARE TO ELABORATE?  USUALLY I LIKE TO KNOW WHAT FLAVOR I'M GETTING AT THE VERY LEAST.
    Alrigh that's enough of that.  Two paragraphs to go for the DayTime Day.  Looks like Mortons delivers on DoorDash.  WOW WE GOTTA TRY THAT SOME TIME.  If its good enough for Jerks like the Supreme Court Man then IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR jerks like ME.  Amazing.  WAIT A SECOND THIS SEEMS VERY EXPENSIVE.  I thought this was like maybe three quarters of a step above Outback Steakhouse.  Turns out it's... ONE and three quarters steps above Outback Steakhouse.  HEY MAYBE WE CAN GET OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE ON DOORDASH I LOVED ME SOME OUTBACK.  Only got it maybe 4-6 times with family and maybe 2-4 times with friends in HIGH SCHOOL.  STILL THOUGH DELICIOUS BREAD.  I'd have that bread RIGHT NOW if I could.  By which I mean I'd save it for an hour and a half to have with salad.  THAT'S PRETTY MUCH RIGHT NOW.  An hour and a half is as close to Right Now as you can get IN THE LARGER SCHEME OF THINGS.  Hmm maybe I need to concoct a Large Scheme or something.
    Last paragraph.  For now!  Amazing.  OUTBACK GOT CALORIE COUNTS ON THEIR WEBSITE BUT NOT ON DOORDASH WEBSITE.  Just so we're all on the same page.  What else is going on and crap.  THY BOTH GOT PICTURES on doordash though.  For EVERYTHING.  AMAZIGN.  Total game changer, being able to see everything.  So that's good.  I remember looking at menus back in the day when we would eat out all the time.  And most menus have STOCK IMAGES of menu items.  Hey we serve a hamburger.  Here's a picture of a hamburger we got from the encyclopedia or something.  I WAS Gonna say internet BUT THIS PREDATES the internet.  MOST people had to get pictures of things FROM THE ENCYCLOPEDIA before the mid-to-late 90's.  Sounds about right.  Either way it's not like they're even OVERSELLING their items.  And the stock images are better than real life.  Stock images can look dumb and WORSE than the real life menu options.  THEY'RE JUST TOO LAZY TO TAKE PICTURES THEMSELVES.  Anyway that's it for now.  I'll be back tonight!

you take what you can get

    Hey!  Took seventh walk after dinner.  Eatin Qookie Dough Cuest Bar right now.  Had HALF a salami Omelet + Fries for dinner.  Had SALAD + OPEN FACE HERO BREAD for lunch.  Starting beer #1 right now!  I think we're all caught up.  Future snacks for tonight WILL PROBABLY BE (1) tootsie roll and (1) health ice cream bar.  ANYWAY Cookie Dough quest bar tastes SLIGHTLY BETTER after SOFTENING UP a bit.  I took this sucker out of the fridge 10 minutes before I started eating it!  THAT'LL DO THE TRICK.  Anyway was paying lots of attention to Mets game this latter half of the DayTime Day.  Latter Day Saints.  Gotta imagine that religion is dumb or something.  That'd be my first guess.  Anyway OMELET WAS GREAT SIZE.  Not too big!  MAYBE 10% TOO SMALL.  MAYBE 15% TOO SMALL.  MAYBE JUST GIVE ME THREE OF THEM NEXT TIME.  Either way that's LUNCH tomorrow and Chicken Pot Pie is DINNER.  ARE WE ALL FINALLY CAUGHT UP NOW.  My guess is NO WE'RE FURTHER FROM BEING CAUGHT UP THAN EVER.  Oh okay that's good.
     Yeah!  Dad laced up sneakers!  I tied those suckers myself.  AND WORE EM OUT AND ABOUT.  GOOD STUFF.  Feels weird to wear Accurate Sneakers as opposed to sneakers where the rubber on the bottom is all cracked and torn.  Walking is A LOT more INTUITIVE.  LOVE IT.  Dad recommended I do this thing where I unlace them every time I take them off and then tie them back whenever I put them on again.  THAT WOULD WASTE WEEKS OF MY LIFE over the course of MONTHS.  I don't have time to do that.  BESIDES maybe sometimes I don't tie them as well as other times!  I wanna tie em GREAT this one time and then they're ALWAYS tied great.  It's called STRATEGY c'mon man.  Have I ever considered having my tubes tied.  Which tubes.  I dunno I feel like I probably got a bunch of tubes.  One or SOME of them must be able to be tied!  Fair enough.  How about small intestine.  That's A LOTTA TUBE and gotta imagine it's already pretty tied to a large extent just BY NATURE.  Then GREAT problem solved I ALREADY ACCOMPLISHED THAT BY DOING NOTHING.
    Okay.  NATURE OR NURTURE.  I JUSDT TOLD YOU NATURE.  Oh okay.  In the end isn't Nurture just an extension of Nature.  It's Natural for whatever was Nurturing you to Nurture You that way.  How could it be UNnatural for natural things to occur.  DOESN'T ADD UP COMPLETELY.  Next step is to get some new socks.  My mom has told me many times that you're supposed to wear black socks with black shoes and white socks with white shoes.  I THINK SHE'S GOT THIS BACKWARDS.  I'm a trend setter so whatever I set WILL BE TRENDING.  And I wanna wear some WHITE SOCKS with black sneakers.  And even if it doesn't TREND IT FEELS RIGHT TO ME AND THAT'S TEH IMPORTANT THING.  Probably.  One of the most important things in this discussion.  I guess there's that and What Looks Right To Society.  BOTH ARE VERY IMPORTANT YES.  We should be putting A LOT of thought into my sock-shoe-color choices and coming at it from ALL ANGLES.  Good.
    What else is up.  Thinking about having a CLASSIC Chocolate Flavored Tootsie Pop coming up in a few paragraphs.  That'll be fun.  SOCIETY AND MYSELF will get A KICK out of it.  Anyway.  Facing North on External Keyboard for Act III Part I.  STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE MOSTLY.  That's how that goes.  Chocolate flavored tootsie pop is like black socks on black shoes.  Black candy (chocolate) on black chocolate (chocolate).  Yep that makes a ton of sense.  Good thing I said it.  Anyway drinking Miller Lite beer for first time in a month or so.  LIKE IT.  Possibly better than that other crap I've been drinking.  Other crap SOUNDS/SEEMS/FEELS more fancy but SOMETIMES I'M MISLED ON SUCH MATTERS by LIMINAL ADVERTISING CAMPAIGNS.  Oh well not my fault.  IT WAS THE AD CAMPAIGNS THAT ARE SURELY TO BLAME HERE.  The thing is I NEED TO POUR MORE SODA NOW but the thing is I'M COMING UP ON A NATURAL PLACE TO TAKE A BREAK -- and thus a natural place to GET UP, LEAVE THE ROOM, WALK DOWN THEM STAIRS AND GET SOME MORE BEVERAGE.
    So let's do that.  It makes the most sense I guess!  HEY WAIT A SECOND I just looked out the window EXPLICITLY a few minutes after talking about doing it before AND NOW IT'S SIGNIFICANTLY DARKER.  WEIRD.  It's not fully dark but MAN CAN I TELL A BIG DIFFERENCE relative to when I was describing out light it was last paragraph.  WHAT A STRANGE UNIVERSE WE MOSTLY LIVE IN.  Anyway.  STRANGE UNIVERSE?  THAT REMINDS ME OF A MOVIE TITLE.  Oh well what can ya do.  Had Most Minimal DayTime Snacks today in a Long While.  UNLESS you count all the cinnamon toast crunch at odd times.  Which you SHOULDN'T count.  Because if you don't eat them all at the same time YOUR BODY DOESN'T ABSORB THEM and it just goes in and out or your system.  Unless you got your tubes tied.  Then that makes your body absorb the sugar cereal.  Or something.  I dunno.  SHORT RECESS BREAK TIME.

   HEY get a load of this!  THERE WAS ALSO BLACK PAPER WRAPPING covering the black sugar candy covering the black chocolate chocolate.  BLACK ON BLACK ON BLACK.  BACK IN BLACK.  The good news is I'm sucking on 2/3rds of that right now and it's GREAT.  Wonder what I'm gonna be watching after this Entry.  Presumably 1 episode of Tales Crypt and then it's time to go to bed.  And then stay in bed for a while.  With my eyes closed.  And my consciousness Idling.  That sounds fun.  I'll take some Consciousness Idling don't mind if I do.  Anyway finished beer #1.  Got beer #2 READY FOR DRINKING.  Haven't, "Popped," the can open yet though.  But it's on my To Do List!  Great now I need to make a To Do List.  BUT HOW WILL I REMEMBER TO DO IT IF I DON'T DO IT IMMEDIATELY.  What else is going on and crap.  Saw some quote from Team Biden, "SLAMMING," people who wanted him to come out More Strongly Against abortion rights being overturned.  Gotta wonder if that's gonna pay off in the long run.  We wish Team Biden the best of luck.
    I guess I gotta write 4 more paragraphs.  LOOK is biting down on lollipop and then CHEWIN IT UP REAL GOOD gonna be fun?  OF COURSE it will be.  But the longer I put it off THE MORE SUCKING FUN I GET TOO.  If I bite down NOW THAT'S LESS SUCKING I'LL BE DOING OVERALL.  And you wouldn't want that, would ya.  WOULD YA?  Hmm.  Gotta, "CRACK," open this beer any moment now.  That should be fun.  Okay ya know what CRUNCH TIME.  Time to CRUNK DOWN ON LOLLIPOP HERE WE GO  HEY THIS IS DELICIOUS I'M LOVING THIS. Why don't I eat more lollipops.  ALWAYS feel that way whenever I eat a lollipop lately.  Maybe that's a GOOD sign.  It's a sign I'M NOT eating it too much that I always love it.  HOWEVER maybe I'd just Always Love It As Much AND Do It More Often if I ate it more.  NO NECESSARY REASON TO ASSUME more of it would equate to Loving It Less Overall.  NO REASON NECESSARY AT ALL.  I don't know what words mean.  I don't know what sentences mean.  PARAGRAPHS I KINDA HAVE A GOOD IDEA ABOUT THOUGH.
    Three to go for today is teh point!  I guess.  What Tales Crypt I got coming my way.  OH THAT ONE.  INTERESTING.  I can see myself GETTING READY TO GO TO SLEEP to that one.  In fact THAT SOUNDS GREAT.  I WISH I WAS DOING IT RIGHT NOW.  Instead I'm gonna have to LIVE MY LIFE for like 20 more minutes before I can ACHIEVE Doing That.  Hardly seems fair but that's the world we live in for some reason!  Hmm.  What kind of strategies can I come up with to stop myself from eating during Upcoming NightTime Night.  Hmm.  MISERY MYSELF.  Some sort of Self-Crippling!  So I CAN'T leave the bed even if I wanted to!  I dunno sounds like that'd have residual side effects that I'm not 100% comfortable with committing to.  Still though IT'S A THOUGHT.  Hmm maybe I can watch MISERY tonight.  Gotta imagine it's available somewhere.  I didn't see that movie until a few years ago.  Maybe when I was 29 or 30.  GOOD.  It's a horror movie for GROWN UPS.  KIDS AIN'T GONNA GET THIS they're not UP TO SPEED on MISERY THEMES.  I dunno.  Two more paragraphs to write!
    Also GROWN UPS is a horror movie for EVERYONE.  TERRIFYING.  What crap is shit and fuck.  Can't wait to walk some more in my new shoes.  My Dad always said you never know a man until you've walked in his shoes.  So basically I HARDLY KNOW TE MAN WHO I AM NOW.  THESE ARE NEW SHOES HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHO I AM.  Makes sense.  Also my Dad doesn't sprout off cliches like that.  IT WAS A SET UP FOR A JOKE YOU IDIOT.  Give my Dad SOME credit.  Enjoyed some omelet.  Got it with GARLIC bread instead of REGULAR bread.  It's VERY similar but I feel like it's very very lightly GLAZED with some garlic... spread?  I dunno.  Kinda MOIST is the point.  I don't think it's all out Garlic BUTTER.  That doesn't sound very kosher for starters.  Either way I LOST TRACK OF WHO CARES.  Right amount of fries.  Don't want more!  Comfortable eating the amount there was!  THEY KNOCKED THAT OUT OF THE PARK.
    FINALLY the last paragraph of the day.  Hopefully tomorrow don't need to take NightTime Walk again.  KINDA LIKED IT but then again on the other hand what else is going on.  I assume there must be some website where it easily tells you what Streamer something is on.  Like, all I have to do is type in Misery and it tells me where it's currently available.  And if this website doesn't exist I'VE GOT A MILLION DOLLAR IDEA! ....SELF LACING SNEAKERS!!!  I think they have those in Back To The Future II.  Anyway.  This website I'm describing MUST exist.  Let's LTURQ.  MISERY MIGHT BE AVAILABLE ON SHOWTIME ON DEMAND.  Let's LTURQ MANUALLY.  WOW HOLY CRAP WHAT TEH WEBSITE SAID CAME TO PASS.  Anyway I NEVER DO THIS but the website is reelgood dot com.  IT HELPED ME AND NOW I'M PAYING IT FROWARD.  Good.  That's it for tonight!  See ya later.

-9:53 P.M.

Friday, July 8, 2022

I Wanna Write Well

    Hey!  About an hour and fifteen minutes ahead of schedule!  On account of wanting to get in Walk and Act I before Super Market delivery comes.  Probably will finish Act I before it comes but it's plausible that it comes before I finish!  WHICH IS GOOD.  Means I don't have to wait around indefinitely for it!  ANYWAY was just having some difficulty with the, "E," key so I just went to External Keyboard.  Still facing EAST though.  So that's good!  No AMP blocking my door last night and I did more MightNight snacking than the last few days!  Made up for it somewhat by having Ice Cream Sandwich and GOLDON GRAHAM BAR instead of Ice Cream Sandwich and PIP TART for breakfast.  SO THAT'S GOOD I GUESS.  Anyway METS GAME at 7:10 PM.  I like it when those things happen!  Former Japanese Prime Minister assassinated.  That doesn't sound good at all!  I wish Japan the best of luck dealing with this trauma.  Presumably.  Maybe Japan is okay with it.  I'd guess NOT THE JAPANESE ARE GOOD PEOPLE ALL IN ALL is my impression.
    Biden doing executive order on abortion!  LEMME LTURQ what he's doing specifically.  Ensure access to abortion medication?  That can't be right.  Not completely.  OH WELL I guess when I get to TWITTER analysis they'll know better what the whole deal is.  Anyway.  Don't put all my eggs in ONE tweeter basket to determine what to think about this.  AMALGAMATE A DOZEN AND A HALF Tweeters reactions and/or summaries.  YEAH.  Looks like they're deliverying everything I asked for for Super Market.  GOOD. I've been a good boy and there's no reason I shouldn't get everything on my Super Market Wish List.  Unless it's not in stock.  That's the exception that proves the rule!  Anyway got up today when I wanted to without too much difficulty.  Amazing!  OH NO Chris Bassitt is pitching for the Mets game.  He created a CONTROVERSY AMONG ME AT LEAST with his comments about Covid.  He said he regretted telling the team he had covid and in the future he wouldn't do so.  And that they shouldn't be allowed to ask.  LOOKS LIKE A JERK.
   Look in general if you don't wanna take vaccine I GUESS I'm okay with that.  Just don't spread it to other people AND/OR ENCOURAGE other people not to take it.  You're harming SOCIETY now YOU FOOL.  Oh well it takes All Kinds to make a baseball team.  A jerk or two isn't gonna turn me off from Mets Baseball.  Could be jerkier too I guess.  I GET OFF on forgiving Jerkiness I guess MAKES ME FEEL LIKE A BIG MAN.  Then again THIS GUY IS OUT OF LINE.  What am I talking about.  I dunno.  HOW DO I FEEL ABOUT LUNCH TODAY.  GREAT.  Plenty of choices!  Yeah but how do I feel about PICKING one.  I dunno!  Still leaning towards Pastrami Sandwich I guess!  Can't go wrong there!  SURE YOU CAN.  We'll see how this situation progresses.  NATIONAL Food of the tomorrow is... National Don't Put All Your Eggs In One Omelet Day and National Sugar Cookie Day.  Sugar cookie sounds great.  This other one sounds WEIRD.  Lemme LTURQ.  This special holiday discourages you from using too much eggs for an omelet.  I... See...
    Hmm.  Any dreams last night that I can remember.  NOPE.  Gotta try putting AMP in front of door for tonight though. I had MODERATE SUCCESS doing that.  Except for banging into amplifier cause I forgot about it in middle of night and even though it wasn't THAT loud it still was audible to my parents and they were ON MY CASE like WHAT IS THAT.  And I was too tired and uninterested in explaining my Amplifier Obstacle Idea to them.  So I just pretended to be 90% asleep and not register their question.  WORKED LIKE A CHARM.  Charms work pretty well I guess!  WATCHED FIRST 2 TALES CRYPT episodes last night.  CHARMED LIKE WORK.  Hmm.  Anyway.  What do I got in store for DayTime Day ToDay.  LUNCH we covered this.  SANDWICHSIDE?  HMM Maybe 8 Wafer Cookies.  MAYBE LOTS OF THINGS.  What else is going on and crap.  No clue what dinner is gonna be.  Been a while since we got DELI DINNER.  In which case presumably Chicken Pot Pie for tomorrow and WILDCARD for today.  HMM.  Maybe HUSH PUPPY.  OR maybe go with BBQ Chicken Dinner for both upcoming Dinners.  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.
   Coffee after this paragraph!  WOW!  Anyway what's crap and shit.  Maybe some sort of OMELET.  Deli Meat omelet would be the best but IS IT WORTH IT over a vegetable or LEO omelet.  MAYBE.  I can dig SALAMI omelet or maybe CORNED BEEF omelet.  DIG INTO IT REAL GOOD.  So that's something to consider I guess!  Also I can always get Chicken Pot Pie TOO.  Omelet is dinner tonight and lunch tomorrow! CPP still dinner tomorrow!  AMAZING WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE AND WHAT'S GOING ON.  COMES WITH FRENCH FRIED OR POTATO PANCAKE.  That's a tough one!  They got good Freedom Fries per my memory.  Maybe go with that IN THIS POSSIBLE OUTCOME OF DINNER OUTCOME.  What else is up.  I hope my earbuds will still have POWER for upcoming walks.  They're not being charged right now because I have KEYBOARD plugged into computer.  THESE ARE THE RISKS WE HAVE TO MAKE IN LIFE IN THIS SITUATION SPECIFICALLY.  Hey time to get coffee. 
   What else is going on and crap.  Gotta finish Exorcist II: The Heretic.  Possible I watched this movie about a year ago.  Sure seems like I would have at some point.  Either way NOT GOOD.  HMM if I get in Act I before Super Market comes I can be charging the Earbuds during the time inbetween.  WOW AMAZING.  Sixth paragraph!  LOOK I know we all wish it was the Seventh Paragraph but that's just not the world we live in.  Presumably some other word.  MAYBE NEPTUNE I DUNNO.  Poor Neptune.  Nobody cares about Neptume!  Except for Astrology People whose Power Planet is Neptune.  Lemme LTURQ.  PISCES.  Good for them.  What month are those jerks born.  Between February 19 and March 20.  HEY both my parents are PISCES.  Gotta wonder how that's working out for them.  Maybe I'll ask them at some point MAYBE I WON'T.  Hmm what's my BROTHER.  THAT JERK IS A LIBRA.  Wonder what that's all about.
    Seventh paragraph.  Astrology is FUN.  I take it with SEVERAL grains of salt but it's fun to pretend to imagine it means something.  Blast and a half I guess!  I like internet websites that do a Tarot Reading for you.  You CLICK on card GIFS at random and then they all combine to a EXTENSIVE READING.  WOW.  I just hope this isn't too Devil-Adjacent.  Kinda feels like BLACK MAGIC.  Oh well we gotta do some Devil Adjacent stuff in life.  It's the exception that proves the rule in A God Fearing Life.  Makes sense.  Today is day Apple Music generally UPDATES modern music playlists.  Started a new one just today.  THE NEW ROCK.  It's in the ROCK MUSIC subset genre.  I LIKE ROCK N ROLL.  Presumably.  Not so sure about the And Roll.  Gonna have to look into that some more to see how I feel about that.  So that's good.  HEY only three more paragraphs to go for now.  Delicious!
    Hmm.  I can see myself enjoying BBQ Chicken Dinner.  LAST TIME I didn't split the chicken appropriately between two meals.  Had like 75% of it with first meal and 25% with second meal.  I FEEL if I do 50/50 that's a RIGHT ON TARGET amount to have for each meal.  JUST GOTTA KEEP THAT IN MIND.  I think it's cause there were two pieces-- abreast and a wing or drumstick.  And AT FIRST GLANCE the two pieces looked about the same in size.  BUT I WAS WRONG, DEADLY WRONG.  So there's that.  What else is up and crap.  THAT'S FROM DELI.  I can get similar dish from DINER.  Dunno if they put BBQ on their chicken dinners.  Probably do if you want it!  I GOT BBQ SAUCE AT HOME THOUGH if I wanna go that route.  AND MAYBE I DO WHAT DO I KNOW.  Also Diner Dinner I GET DELICIOUS STUFFING.  That I don't NEED to pad out the meal.  But I COULD WORK WITH IT SURE.  So that's good.  I've got lots of idea re: things to eat, don't worry about me!
    Penultimate paragraph of the act!  HEY if I get Diner Delivery I CAN GET GRIDDLECENRIC MEAL AGAIN.  I enjoyed recent  Chocolated Chip Pancakes.  I don't think I'd go right back to them EVEN IF IT SOUNDS GREAT AS OF THIS MOMENT.  But WAFFLE or FREEDOM TOAST (CHALLAH OR OLD FASHIONED) sound pretty good.  OR MAYBE CCP again WHY NOT Life Is For Living.  Hmm.  Looks like I settled on MILLER LITE for upcoming Beer Week.  That's good.  How many calories Exactly Them Be.  96 calories for 12 oz.  Which I BELIEVE is A Single Calorie more than what I was getting before with Michael Loeb Aultra.  WOW SOUNDS INDULGENT CAN'T WAIT.  What else.  Putting on Tales Crypt presumably after Act I and before Super Market delivery SHOULD SUCH A TIME PERIOD BE REQUIRED.  So that's good.  Waffle is good too.  Frenched Toast is good too.  Gonna have to put some Deep Thinking into this one!  Anyway odds are I can fit in rest of the day without CrunchTime BUT it's certainly PLAUSIBLE I have to wait a long time before Super Market delivery comes which DOES mess things up.  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN
    Lastparagraph of the act!  Good Deal!  Probably put on Tales Crypt why it's only the one with Joe Pantialano and a supporting role of Robert Whurl.  So that's good.  ALSO other actors in the show.  DOZENS OF EM.  WOW TALK ABOUT GREAT TV.  Anyway I dunno.  I don't think I'm getting any new or interesting SNACK from upcoming order.  Just re-uppping with stuff I've been getting in the past.  CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH that's new.  Haven't had CEREAL Cinnamon Toast Crunch in 3 weeks or so.  GOTTA MAKE ME SOME EGGWHITES IMMINENTLY to put that into play for Balanced Breakfasts.  Anyway THAT'S ME.  What's going on with YOU.  Oh you've been reading this entry for a while?  How's that working out for you.  Gotta imagine if you've made it this far you're either ENTERTAINED or are COMPELLED TO READ IT for some other reason.  In which case SORRY I GUESS.  That's life!  What else is up.  That's it for now!  Be back soonish later!

It's Hard For Me To Say This

    Hey!  Only had to wait about half an hour between Finish Act I and Super Market delivery!  WENT GOOD.  Now I'm well ahead of schedule for the DayTime Day!  MOM had a black and white and it definitely is in the cards for her to have ONE MORE this week. MEANING I GET THE 5 I WANT for 2 breakfasts.  So that's GREAT.  Thinking about lots of lunch options in a POSITIVE way.  Sometimes you think about all your options and you're CRIPPLED by inaction and aren't enthusiastic about any.  TODAY I'm enthusiastic about A LOT of them.  Right now leaning towards TURKEY SANDWICH with VANILLA WAFER COOKIES.  Also I MAY lobby for Diner Delivery and get Why It's Only Steak * Stuffed Mushroom 3 Part'r again.  I DO IT ONCE A WEEK AND YOU CAN'T SHAME ME FOR THAT.  You can try.  YOU MIGHT EVEN BE SUCCESSFUL.  But the point is oh okay what else is going on and crap.  Gottabe SOMETHING else going on and crap.  DAYTIME DAY IS IMMINENT.  WATCH SOME TV ON THE TV.
    YEAH.  At some point I might try a FOUR BEER NIGHT.  I'd have to arrange it so that I have 2 beers pretty much six out of seven days of The Week That Happens.  BUT IT COULD BE IN THE CARDS.  WOW FOUR OF SOMETHING?  NOW WE'RE GETTING CLOSE TO DOUBLE DIGITS.  Wait I'm gonna have to look into that one.  Doesn't sound accurate.  Anyway.  Thinking about having BAGEL LUNCH at some point soon.  Today it makes NO SENSE but I can see enjoying that.  Maybe with A THRID of Prepared Egg Whites that I split into THRITS for balanced breakfast.  Maybe just with BUTTER or CREAMED CHEESE.  Either way it sounds like fun.  Possibly too much fun.  PROBABLY too much fun.  WAY TOO MUCH DEFINITELY WAY TOO MUCH FUN.  So there's that.  KETO BROWNIE upcoming snack most likely.  I get a KETO KICK out of that snack.  Hmm.  I think I should be having more EGGOS as snack.  Same amount of calories as your standard Fiber or Granola bar snack.  Same amount of heartiness more or less.  But Different!  GOOD Different.  TOSE DOTS OF BLUE really make me appreciate Blueberry Day which is Today I believe.
    Ok.  OKAY!  How about some Pastrami Sandwich with Kettle Chips and then DON'T get steak today.  Which is good because I FEEL like AS A FAMILY we're DUE for Deli Delivery.  And they do sell steak but not COMBO WITH SEAFOOD which is THE WAY I DO THINGS.  So basically I'd get Chicken Pot Pie for tomorrow night and Something Else Great for tonight!  MAKES SENSE TO ME.  Or I could have SUPER Market meal for dinner tonight.  KNOCK TWO OF THE SIX MEALS I HAVE ALREADY FOR THIS WEEK out of the park IN ONE DAY.  Which opens up all kinds of interesting avenues for what to do with lunches in the immediate future.  AMAZING.  JUST AMAZING.  WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "JUST," AMAZING.  I SAY IT GOES BEYOND AMAZING.  Prove me wrong I guess.  What if I just got Seafood 2 or 3 Part'r Dinner.  THAT'S NOT THE WAY I DO THINGS.  USED to be.  For a while pre-pandemic I would get Stuffed Filet Of Sole dinner for 3 part'r.  At some point I realized NOT A HUGE FAN OF THE FILET OF SOLE PART.  So the point is that's fallen by the wayside and I'm OKAY with that.
    Penultimate paragraph of the DayTime Day!  Also this is really the MorningTime Day.  NOON IS IN 4 MINUTES.  I feel like before Noon not really the DayTime Day yet.  I COULD EASILY BE WRONG.  No questioning that.  What else is up.  NOON IS NOW IN THREE MINUTES.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  No I won't.  I hope not at least.  Jeez.  I tried reading what Biden's Executive order does but the language feels real general and hard to pinpoint down what it says exactly.  I'M GONNA OUTSOURCE KNOWING WHAT'S IN THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE ON TWITTER.  But form an AMALGAMATION of what I think it says BASED ON SEVERAL CRITERIA I'm gonna be looking at.  So that's good.  I feel like I read takes months ago that The Exorcist II: The Heretic was literally one of the worst movies ever made.  And so far I don't really get it.  I mean it's not a good movie.  It's not even an adequate movie by any stretch of the imagination.  But I don't get why it's THE WORST movie.  Seems pretty in line with LOTS of other movies that Aren't The Worst Movies.  MAYBE I'LL FIGURE THIS OUT based on 2nd half of the movie.  And also MAYBE I'M CONFUSING THIS MOVIE with some OTHER movie they say is the worst movie ever.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE IT'S THIS ONE.  Oh well.  That'll show Demons for trying to wreak havoc on our world.  WE WILL FIND TEM NOT ENTERTAINING IN FILM FORM.  Not sure what that means 100%!
     Last paragraph for now.  Look we're past noon solidly now.  MINUTES past Noon.  NO SPOILERS.  What else is crap and shit.  Right now strongly leaning into a Sandwich for lunch.  But there's a BIG difference between the sandwiches.  FOR ONE turkey will have SweetSide and Pastrami would have SaltySide.  For TWO turkey and pastrami are pretty different ON THEIR OWN.  So the good news is I WILL MAKE A DECISION and I feel like I WILL MAKE THE RIGHT DECISION once I've gotten myself to the point where IT'S TIME TO MAKE THAT DECISION.  Hmm.  The real question is if we get deli LIKE IT MAKES TE MOST SENSE WE WILL what do I get for DINNER.  WE TALKED ABOUT THIS I COULD HAVE SUPER MARKET MEAL FOR DINNER.  Oh right.  But then what will I have FOR LUNCH tomorrow.  I CAN EASILY HAVE ANOTHER SUPER MARKET MEAL FOR LUNCH THEN TOO.  I DUNNO I FEEL LIKE I WANNA GET A 2nd MEAL OUT OF THIS DELI ENTERPRISE.  The good news is I'm done for now.  See ya later tonight!

it's that time again

    Hello friends!  We got no Family Dinner Delivery tonight!  I had Pastrami Sandwich and KETTLED CHIPS for lunch and I had KIDS CHICKEN PARM FOR DINNER.  Lunch tomorrow?  Probably either SALAD with OPEN FACED HERO BREAD LEFTOVERS or maybe VEGGIE BURGER.  So we're all caught up on the most important issues of the day.  ALSO I'm sucking on Lollipop Candy right now.  CHERRY.  Felt like it was time to go with a Fruit Flavor and not Chocolate.  Gonna have to go back and forth between them if I don't wanna run out of one before the other.  TODAY IS A FINE DAY FOR A CHERRY.  PERFECT DAY FOR BANANA FISH SURE but also a Fine Day For A Cheery.  Ice cream bar in future.  Quest Bar in future.  TONIGHT IS GONNA BE JUST LIKE ALL THE OTHER NIGHTS-- KIND OF PLEASANT!  Also got BEER going.  It's good because it makes you slightly inebriated PRESUMABLY.  Hmm I just had a brief memory of WHAT I'VE BEEN DREAMING ABOUT LATELY but then I suddenly forgot again.  Hmm.  This is a tough one.  I feel like I've been dreaming consistent stuff but I FORGET.  Also is it GOOD DREAM/  BAD DREAM?  Somewhere in the middle JUST LIKE LIFE ITSELF.
   Did I listen to Jimmy Ate World-- The Middle on recent walk?  NO OF COURSE NOT I only listened to 70% of it!  I WANNA LISTEN TO FUN POPULAR PUNK HITS FROM MY YOUTH so what whose gonna stop me YOU?  Probably not.  You couldn't stop a... thing... if you had a... thing stopper!  GOTTEM.  Got Mets game going on in the background.  Well right now it's Paused.  But in general it's going on in the background.  Well not GOING on.  It's ON.  At intermediary points I may unpause it and it will GO ON in the foreground at those times.  So that's fun.  I'm still sucking on lollipop.  That's good news.  That's GREAT new oh just bit down on it.  OH WELL IT WAS PRETTY FUN.  I certainly got enough out of it that I don't feel like it was a Bust.  I saw a still image of Fox News segment where they were discussing Nancy Pelosi's cleavage.  And I saw the picture of it.  ALL I CAN SAY IS I HAVE CONFLING THOUGHTS ON THIS SUBJECT.  And I'd like to keep ALL OF THEM to myself.  Gonna play this one a little close to the vest, you understand don't you.
    What else is up.  BRETT KAVANUAGH wants to enjoy a steak in PEACE.  Also the way I'm imagining it is he went to Steakhouse Restaurant by himself to eat a steak.  Because presumably his family is like the rest of us and Can't Stand Him.  I feel like if he was With Family they'd have said that.  But also if he was alone That Might Be Relevant Info too.  So we can't know HOW ALONE OR NOT he was at steakhouse.  The important thing is IF YOU EVER SEE BRETT KAVANUAGH IN PERSON THE CORRECT COURSE OF ACTION IS TO BOTHER HIM.  It's THE LEAST we as a society can do I feel.  Anyway.  Haven't had a Fancy Steak in a while!  And by Fancy Steak I mean HALFWAY MOSTWAY FANCY.  Like a RIB EYE.  FANCY ENOUGH to qualify as fancy.  LAST 20+ times I've had steak it was the STEAK * SEAFOOD COMBO which is an ADEQUATE cut of steak.  Not a bad cut.  But not THE BEST cut either.  I FEEL LIKE I DON'T HAVE STRONG FEELINGS ON THIS ONE.  I should just be happy I'm getting * Stuffed Mushrooms out of the deal.  AND THIS SHELL STEAK AIN'T BAD EITHER LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  Okay what have I got to say.  NOTHING YOU IDIOT It's a FIGURE OF SPEECH.
    Okay.  What else is up.  What if I got STEAK from DELI.  What are their fancy steak offerings.  HANGAR STEAK AND RIB EYE.  HANGAR IS ROMANIAN.  Romanian Steak?  ROMANIA IS TOO SIMILAR TO TRANSYLVANIA AND THAT'S WHERE VAMPIRES COME FROM.  And with vampires we'd need A DIFFERENT KIND OF, "STEAK," to deal with them.  STAKE.  To put through THEIR HEART.  TO STOP THEM FROM VAMPIRING AROUND.  So the point is All That Makes Sense I Guess.  HANGAR.  ISN'T THAT WERE AEROPLANES LIVE?  The point is what else is going on and crap.  I think I know what episode I'm up to in Tales Crypt and if its the one I think it is NOT TOO EXCITED ABOUT WATCHING IT THUSLY.  YEP IT'S THAT ONE.  Talk about THUSLY.  Huh?  What else is going on and crap.  I DID A FOOLISH THING and opened up Cinnamon Toast Crunch without the premise being Pouring It Into Bowl For Balanced Breakfast.  JUST HAD A FEW OF THEM CRAZY SQUARES AS A SNACK-- THREE TIMES ALREADY UP TO THIS POINT.  Oh well guess my life is ruined now.
    Last paragraph before recess I guess!  Unless I get on a roll and wanna continue being on Said Role.  Look I'd be lucky to get on a roll and just WRITE THIS SINGLE PARAGRAPH.  So that's where I'm at!  MAYBE HAVE DELICIOUS TOOTSIE POP AGAIN FOR NEXT SNACK.  OR ICE CREAM BAR.  IT DOESN'T NEED TO BE A QUEST BAR THE POSSIBILITIES ARE LITERALLY ENDLESS.  Maybe not LITERALLY endless.  But certainly METAPHORICALLY endless.  And maybe not CERTAINLY METAPHORICALLY endless.  But possibly endless IN SPIRIT FOR ALL INTENTS AND PURPOSES.  So that's good I guess we got that going for us!  Start Beer #2 during recess.  Wonderful.  Hmm maybe have semi-indulgent FIBER BAR as next snack.  That sounds about right and up my alley and in my racquetball court.  HMM if I do that I can basically just have A BONUS TOOTSIE POP and it's the same as having a quest bar instead.  That sounds great ON ACCOUNT OF I LIKE DOING THINGS.  Hmm.  Paragraph is over.  Go figure.  Gotta take out garbage in 20-30 minutes.  MIGHT TAS WELL just wait until after that to RESUME ENTRY.  SEE YA SOON 

    HEY.  Had delicious Recess Snack FIBER BAR.  Had delicious Follow Up Snack FUDGESICLE.  STILL MIGHT HAVE FOLLOW FOLLOW UP SNACK TOOTSIE POP PART II: THIS TIME ITS PERSONAL.  And still have a Health Ice Cream Bar before bed.  LOOK some people might have a 400 calorie Nice Big Cake or Cookie for dessert.  I SPLIT THAT UP INTO FIVE DIFFERENT THINGS it's THE SAME THOUGH OVERALL so get off my back about it.  THEN AGAIN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET ON MY BACK ABOUT IT.  That sounds like something I can get into SEXUALLY.  Someone on my back.  Like Piggy Back Ride!  Guess it would depend on the person.  AS IT ALWAYS DOES when it comes to sex things.  ALWAYS BOILS DOWN TO THE PERSON WHOSE SEXING WITH YOU now that I think about it!  Go figure I guess.  Also about to start beer #2 of 2.  Go figure I guess.  ORIGIN OF PHRASE PIGGY BACK RIDE.  DO PIGS GIVE THESE SORTS OF RIDES TO SIGNIFICANT OTHER/FAMILY MEMBERS?
    Off the top of my head the most likely reason is that there are Pervert Farmers who get on top of Pigs and ride them around for sexual gratification.  And that's where the phrase comes from.  I WISH that wasn't the case but LET'S FACE FACTS IT'S ALMOST DEFINITELY THAT.  Oh well what else is crap.  ONE of my walks today was in Heavy Rain.  Didn't like that walk so much!  Rest of the walks were okay though.  I can't STAND the Heavy Rain.  WELL I CAN BUT I'M NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT.  Presumably breakfast coming up is 2.5 Black And Whites.  Hmm what's the standard on when I eat the Half a Black And White.  Do I eat that BEFORE the complete 2 other ones or AFTER.  I'm trying to PICTURE in MY MIND'S EYE what I've been doing.  I THINK I save the half for last.  And BTW the half is the WORST part. Not sure if I needed to clarify that.  I get more of a kick eating the 2 complete cookies than the half.  Even though the AMOUNT overall means nothing.  I JUST LIKE THE BIGGER COOKIES MORE FUN GET OFF BACKS ABOUT IT and/OR Whatknot!
    Sure.  Cookies aren't BIGGER.  Just MORE COMPLETE.  Anyway I dunno.  Gotta start over from scratch tomorrow in terms of Living Another Day.  Sounds fair!  Why should I be exempt from the universal human experience of doing the same thing every day and getting bored about it.  WHAT MAKES ME SPECIAL that I shouldn't have to go through that bullshit.  NOTHING APPARENTLY.  Oh well such is life.  Gonna go back to trying to block BedRoom Door with Guitar AmpLification System (GALS)  Anyway IF I HAVE NO MORE SNACK BEFOREHAND the IceCreamBar I can have before bedtime CAN BE FULL FLEDGED SEMI INDULGENT ICE CREAM SANDWICH!!!!  WOW CAN TODAY GET ANY BETTER?!?!  Unfortunately not.  OH OKAY JUST FIGURED I'D ASK JUST IN CASE.  So that's good.  I like picturing Kavanaugh eating a steak at a restaurant alone because his family can't stand him and then the public can't stand him either and the only people who support him are the staff at the Steak Restaurant because he goes there every night and they feel sorry for him.  SOLID CHANCE 40% OF THAT IS AN ACCURATE PICTURE OF THIS SAD MAN'S SAD LIFE.  We can only hope.
    Penultimate paragraph of the day.  He orders steak like a beer.  (WHICH WE KNOW HE LOVES THE CRAP OUT OF).  GIMME THE USUAL MORTY.  I assume everyone who works at Mortons adopts the name, "Morty," for simplicity's sake.  I also assume this restaurant is called, "Mortons."  Solid 50% chance I'm getting it wrong by a few letters.  NOPE IT'S MORTONS.  No doubt about that.  What else is going on and crap.  Getting close to being done with entry!  Probably gonna have Regular Ice Cream Bar (BUT WHICH BRAND/FLAVOR?) tonight even if I don't eat anything else before then.  UNLESS... look we can speculate endlessly on what My Ice Cream Futures are.  We'd get NOWHERE though.  The good news is I'd like to Invest In Ice Cream Futures.  In fact I'd like NOTHING MORE than invest in Ice Cream Futures.  IN FACT I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS EXACTLY.  FUTURES.  INVESTING IN THEM.  CHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE I KNOW THAT.  However not 100% on board with investing in children.  Kinda seems like risky.  HEY one more paragraph to go.
    Yeah!  Morty was the name of Christopher Walken in CLICK and also I think he turned out to be The Devil.  NO SPOILERS.  Hey when Christopher Walken dies people will be sad.  I know we're sad all the time when public figures die but all that is just a test run until Christopher Walken dies.  Then it's FOR KEEPS.  Let's see how old Christopher Walken is.  My guess is EIGHTY ON THE DOT.  NOPE he's 79 and 3 months.  I WAS VERY CLOSE but NOT CLOSE ENOUGH.  Not close enough for what.  I DUNNO YOU TELL ME HOT SHOT!  What else is crap and shit.  WAIT maybe he's The Angel Of Death.  Either The Devil (angel of darkness?) or perhaps angel of death.  Either way HE'S A GOOD GUY GENERALLY and I LIKE HIM.  That's a good movie.  I'd watch it again if it were up to me!  Unfortunately it's beyond my control whether I'll watch it again or not.  ANYWAY that's it for today.  See ya again tomorrow!

-9:29 P.M.!

Thursday, July 7, 2022

Try As I Might

    Hey!  About an hour behind schedule.  Probably will mean some CrunchTime today re: fitting in walk.  HOWEVER my Dad is undergoing Dental Surgery right now which means he may skip his walk today WHICH MEANS I have more room to PLAY AROUND with.  Anyway RE-UPPED with Generic Ritalin!  Didn't know it was coming so I didn't take my Final Remaining Ritalin this morning!  Then I got back from walk and it was here!  So I took a ritalin!  WHAT A GREAT STORY.  Would you like to hear it again?  NO I'M GOOOD THANKS.  Looks like Boris Johnson resigned.  He's some British guy in a position of power.  Or WAS.  I assume he's still in a position of power.  You don't lose All Your Power JUST LIKE THAT.  Maybe you do.  Anyway had a dream last night with some crazy stuff.  Main thing I remember is Hosting A Party at my house and everyone just ignored me and had fun themselves.  ALSO I had gained about 10-20 pounds in the dream compared to where I am in real life.  NOT A GREAT DREAM.  At least other people had fun at the party.  PRESUMABLY.
    Yeah!  AGAIN was strongly considering skipping Today Entry and again I'm Not!  I stand by my decision theoretically.  Mets game at 7:10 PM!  I stand by that decision theoretically.  I didn't MAKE the decision but I'll Stand By Its Side nonetheless.  None the less.  Those words together are GIBBERISH.  Oh well what can ya do.  Herbed Chicken Dinner for lunch.  Pizza lunch for dinner!  NATIONAL Food of the tomorrow is... National Blueberry Day, National Chocolate With Almond Day, and That's It Nothing Else.  I'll eat some chocolate with almond.  I'll eat some blueberry FLAVORED things.  Not straight up blueberries!  THAT'S A SIN.  God said DON'T EAT THESE BLUEBERRIES and I'm gonna do what God says more often than not.  I trust this jerk for some reason NOT SURE WHY.  How about a chocolate bar with almond and blueberry dots.  YEAH HOW ABOUT THAT INDEED.  Did a bit of MightNight snacking last night.  Had a few/a bunch of Tiny Vanilla Wafer cookies.  MORE THAN A FEW.  LESS THAN A BUNCH.  A FUNCH.
    Presumably having a Goldon Graham Smore Bar at some point today.  There's a good time!  Up to Eddie Izzard episode of Tales Crypt now.  Then 2 more and then I'M DONE WITH THE CURRENT CYCLE-ROUND.  ANOTHER THING ACCOMPLISHED.  Good deal!  Who is British Prime Minister now.  Better LTURQ.  CONSERVATIES WILL CHOOSE NEW PARTY LEADER.  So that's good for them.  Anyway is it possible it will be ME?  I'm not A British Conservaties.  I'm not even AMERICAN Conserive.  Also I'm not even BRITISH... yeah.  What else is up.  Still have plastic, "E," key.  Not sure when I'm ever gonna use it again.  Can't hurt to save though!  Sure it can it's GARBAGE.  Throw it out with THE REST OF THE GARBAGE.  YOU'RE GARBAGE how about that.  Sorry that was too far.  But the point remains GET OFF THIS TINY PIECE OF PLASTIC'S BACK.  Just like the adhesion that kept it semi-glued to keyboard.  THE ADHESION GOT OFF that's why it came apart.  Hmm.  Also the party in my house somehow had way more people that could even remotely fit in my house.  I guess my house was the same house but just 4x as big.  Same proportions and everything.  Just on a GRANDER SCALE.
    WHOW.  Look I wasn't having fun and I was being awkward and people ignored me but I hope they had fun with EACH OTHER.  That's how I feel!  Probably.  Also suddenly I had a REAL protruding gut.  In waking life I tend to interupret m YGut Area as Looking Overweight but in the dream I realized I'VE BEEN A FOOL and now IN DREAM it's REALLY real.  YEAH.  Anyway gonna write normal amount of paragraphs for Acts today.  Maybe a longer Act III if I feel like it.  That's the best act!  Makes sense it'd be the longest!  Anyway had three beer night last night.  I guess that's good!  Not necessarily explicitly BAD.  The good news is huh.  Over/under on when I start Tales Crypt Season I Episode I all over again?  I'd say 72.5% chance TODAY, 22.5% chance TOMORROW, and 5% chance SOME OTHER DAY (in the future DEFINITELY NOT THE PAST).  I feel that's a fair representation of HOW I FEEL.  Also WITH MY FEELERS.  Not sure what that means!  Anyway maybe pick up a Hershey Bar with Almonds on a walk at Corner Store to celebrate National Chocolate With Almond day.  I FANTASIZE about having HAT EXACT SNACK often as Indulgent Dessert!  Oh right I gotta wait for TOMORROW.  GREAT EVEN MORE TIME TO PLAN AHEAD!
   Hmm.  Not ACCEPTING Dinner Delivery tonight which also gives me some more time to work with to fit in Seven Walks.  GREAT.  Presumably I can cycle around to watching the two Tales Crypt FILMS.  One with Dennis Miller ...One with WITHOUT Dennis Miller.  Who plays the main villain lead.  BILLY ZANE?  I feel like it's a 70% chance it's BILLY ZANE.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP IT SURE WAS BILLY ZANE.  Good name!  I think he should be in more things based on his name alone!  Well Done with the name is the point.  Hmm.  I could take a walk after this paragraph and fit in seven walks NORMAL SCHEDULE.  But I don't think I wanna do that.  Maybe I do wanna do that.  Hmm.  I kinda DO wanna do it but also I'm leaning towards NOT DOING IT for some reason I can't pinpoint.  CONSCIOUSLY I would like to do it but UNCONSCIOUSLY I feel it's JUST PLAIN WRONG.  What other stuff was Billy ZANE in.  He was, "MATCH," in Back To The Future Franchise!  ...I HAVE NO IDEA WHO THAT IS but I'm guessing it's over 70% chance it's one of Biff's Friends.  LET'S LTURQ.  YEP SURE IS.  COFFEE TIME.
   Hmm.  What else is crap.  Trying a different brand of Black * White Cookies from Super Market tomorrow.  These I think are LESS FRESH and more MASS PRODUCED BUT their calorie assessment is presumably more exact and I LIKE the amount of calories TWO OF EM would be as a breakfast in general.  And maybe they taste better WHO KNOWS NOT ME.  I'LL KNOW SOON THOUGH.  Keep you updated on this situation as progress, etc.  Hmm.  Just WASTED five minutes looking at LEAGUE LEADERS in BASEBALL this season.  Ya know STANDARD STATS and BIO-METRIC STATS.  That can't be the right word.  METRICS is right.  BIO is way off.  I feel like thee i a syllable or two preceding, "Metric," though in this situation.  Oh well what can ya do.  LOOK IT UP.  I guess I could figure out a way to Phrase That To Google.  SABERMETRICS of course.  Well we settled that once and for all.  And now our lives are ALL THE BETTER for it!
    SEVENTH paragraph!  Amazing.  Dad might skip walk completely OR do it at an unusual time.  I'm gonna say 2/3rds chance he skips walk completely!  HEY I THINK I JUST HEARD HIM PARK CAR.  Lemme LTURQ out my window.  YEP HE'S HERE.  When he enters front door in sixty seconds I'm gonna have a nice CONVO with him to get up to date on everything!  GREAT NEWS everything went okay with Dental Surgery AND he's not planning on taking a walk!  Lemme to some quick Number Crunching to see what my Walking Schedule might be like then.  ALRIGHT did some quick estimation numbers off the top of my head and things look pretty good.  So that's good!  Might have lunch a little bit later off the top of my head!  Maybe a little bit earlier!  Maybe normal time!  PROBABLY NOT EARLIER I DON'T PLAY THOSE GAMES.  Actually I could probably have lunch around the normal time.  So that's good!  I guess.  What else is crap and shit. 
    Hmm.  THEY GOT CIPPALONE.  Cippalone gonna TALK to January Hearing People.  What if he just says NOT MUCH.  I feel like I good alternative to taking the fifth to every question is to just constantly Dramatically Shrug Your Shoulders and Go IDUNNO.  Gotta do that for every question.  Wait that could be perjury if they could prove YOU DO NO.  Right?  Sounds like it!  WHAT IF YOU JUST SHRUG YOUR SHOULDERS.  If you don't give any verbal response WHAT CAN THEY DO NOTHIN.  Probably smothin.  COMPEL you to answer.  THE POWER OF JANUARY HEARINGS COMPELS YOU.  Presumably.  I feel like I've seen Dennis Miller Tales Crypt Movie SIX OR SEVEN times and Billy Zane Tales Crypt Movie FIVE OR SIX times.  IN COMPLETION for both of them.  So that's good!  IS IT THOUGH.  It's not BAD!  ISN'T IT THOUGH.  Not sure what's going on with this line of Reasonings.  Hmm.  Hey the paragraph is over.  That's always exciting.
   Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Not only am I gonna fit in walks but I might get my last walk in a little bit earlier than usual.  On account of NO ACCEPTING DINNER DELIVERY.  YEAH that sounds like a blast and a half.  Good deal!  Presumably will fit in walks Easy and get back from last walk slightly earlier than Oft Normal easy.  Presumably just 2 beers tonight!  MAYBE I GO WITH THREE WHO KNOWS ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.  The good news is HEY now we're getting Into July.  Seventh day of the month!  No longer can we say Early July And Nothing Else.  You can certainly still THINK Early July but it's ALSO getting into THE CRUX of July as well.  So that's good fodder for website content!  What else is up.  Tomorrow gonna have to get up early to accept Super Market delivery and hopefully Real Early so I can fit in Walk and then Act I beforehand too!  SOUNDS PLAUSIBLE why not.  BILLY ZANE's name is Match because he's always chewing on a match.  NEVER NOTICED THAT BEFORE.  I noticed guy who wears 3d Glasses and that's it.  Let's see what OTHER idiosyncrasies the gang has.  SKINHEAD.  There's three of them.  "Match," for guy who chews on match, "3-D," for guy with glasses, and, "Skinhead," for guy... who... Is a Nazi?  That can't be right.  Why he is a skin head.  Lemme LTURQ.  He had a relatively short haircut.  I think that's it.
   AMAZING.  Also what else is going on and crap.  Paragraph 10!  Everything is really falling into place nicely.  Tried putting AMP in front of Bedroom Door again tonight.  Didn't really work!  Could have had more MightNight snackings I guess but I also could have had less or NoneAtAll.  HEY THAT'S GREAT.  At least now I know for sure I dig these Vanilla Wafers.  Gonna be a great SandwichSide.  Somewhere between six and ten overall as a SandwichSide.  THEY'RE SMALL AND THIN AND NOT TOO HEARTY.  But hearty enough you can have ONE at a time.  I was imagining kinda have to have TWO at a time.  NOPE ONE GETS THE JOB DONE MORE OR LESS.  So that's good.  Also wouldn't be a bad Indulgence Snack.  Have like 10 of them as a Indulgence Snack.  AMAZING THIS IS GREAT STUFF.  IT'S NOT BAD.  I'm interested in it at least!  VERY RELEVANT TO MY LIFE.  So that's good.  HEY time to take a walk.  I'll be back soon!

That's Not The Way I Do Things

    Hey.  Good news!  Thinking about having pizza for lunch and herbed chicken dinner for dinner!  It just MAKES SENSE.  Also Walkings Today falling into place and everything is gonna go GREAT for me.  AMAZING.  Coffee and root beer going on.  HEY the last month or so Having To Piss On My Walks has DRAMATICALLY decreased.  Still do PRETTY Often.  Probably 3-5 times a week.  But at seven walks a day that's 3-5 times out of 49 walks!  WAIT NO.  Some days I probably do it twice.  More like 4-6 times over 49 walks.  And it's easier to hold it in if I DON'T Pee.  I guess Credit Where Credit Is Due doctor said to stop drinking soda with caffeine.  And I DRAMATICALLY decreased how much caffeine I drink.  NOT COMPLETELY I'M NOT SUPRA MAN.  But a shitload less!  So that's good.  HMM I think upcoming snack gonna be a LIGHT ONE.  Cinnamon Coffee Cake Flavor Fiber Brownie.  It's INDULGENT because it's DELICIOUS but it's SMALLISH.  Also got it in FRIDGE.  I'm reasonably sure THIS THING will be WORSE being Fridgerated but I MUST SEE FOR MYSELF.
    Hmm.  Presumably putting pizza in oven for 20-25 minutes.  Maybe I'd get a kick out of microwaving it though.  I should strongly consider that in an ideal world.  Anyway gotta imagine I can watch Tales Crypt Movies SOMEWHERE.  Seems like the kind of thing that'd be Somewhere.  Hmm.  Maybe I have bigger upcoming snack WHAT DO I KNOW.  NOT MUCH.  What else is going on and crap.  I think there are full episodes of Nickelodeon's ARE YOU ASCARED OF THAT DARK? on YouTube.  It was an ANTHOGY SERIES of HORROR SHOWS for THE KIDDIES.  Presumably I'd get a kick out of that.  I think I watched half a dozen on YouTube like 2 years ago or so.  Also don't remember getting that much of a kick out of it!  Oh well I'm trying to come up with ideas WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO HELP.  Hmm.  Is Stranger Kid for the Kiddies too.  Stranger Things.  I think if Kids Are the Star IT HAS TO BE FOR KIDS.  Regardless of whether it's for Adults Too Or Not anything with kids is GOOD FOR KIDS.  PROVE ME WRONG YOU CAN'T.  Lord Of the Flies is for kids!  I'd like to see a HARD, "R," REBOOT OF TALES FROM THE FLIES.  Look just be happy I'm stopping at Hard, "R," and not, "XXX."  THAT'D BE BAD REAL BAD.
    Hmm.  Well there's NC-17 which could be EXTREME violence and crap that's not XXX-like perversity.  So THAT'S something to consider too I guess.  I feel like when they teach you Lord Of The Flies in fifth grade the moral of the story is don't be a jerk.  That's as deep as it gets.  These kids were jerks to Piggy.  YOU DON'T WANNA A JERK, DO YOU?  Presumably in retrospect there's a lot of other ways to read the book.  All I got was C'MON DON'T BE A JERK.  Which IS a valuable lesson I guess!  SOMEWHAT worthwhile.  So that's good.  Looking forward to Pastrami Sandwich Part II!  We're talkin' I had a sandwich with A QUARTER Pound of Pastrami a few days ago and now the time is creeping up to have THE OTHER HALF A HALF POUND sandwich.  IT WAS GOOD.  I liked the pastrami!  Totally worthwhile considering it's calories.  COULD EVEN BE WORSE CALORIES LET"S TALK ABOUT IT.  We just did.  WELL LET'S TALK ABOUT IT LATER IN THE FUTURE WHEN WE'VE FORGOTTEN WE JUST TALKED ABOUT IT ALREADY.  So that's good.  Maybe write 2 more paragraphs here as planned.  MAYBE EVEN BONUS ONE IT'S SOMEWHAT PLAUSIBLE.
    Nah.  What else is up.  GARLIC AND ANCHOVIE.  Not sure where I got on board with Garlic All The Time the last couple of years.  LOOK I like garlic, it's always been fun.  But no way was I always getting it as a topping.  NOW I AM.  What's changed?  LIFE IS TOO SHORT.  If you wanna have some garlic on pizza NOW'S THE TIME because YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY YOUNGER.  So that's good.  Getting Cinnamon Toat Crunch CEREAL with upcoming Super Market order.  Presumably I'm making egg whites at some point to compliment that with balanced breakfast.  Because I REALLY don't wanna start snacking on the cereal throughout the day.  THAT'D BE BAD REAL BAD.  So I gotta eat it as balanced breakfast AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE to decrease the odds it's there to eat throughout the day!  AMAZING.  I'm gonna have goldon graham bar as upcoming snack maybe.  I've done NOEeeeee WAIT AS ECOND.  Another tiny piece of plastic that was still on the, "E," key just cam off.  Now it's even weirder to type it.  There was a little piece of flexible buoyancy circle plastic and now hitting E is hitting an ENTIRELY FLAT E.  So far it hasn't been TOO weird but definitely more of an issue than before.  Good news is I guess I can just always use External Keyboard!
    Amazing.  OH RIGHT.  I've done nothing to EARN Goldon Graham cereal bar.  And it might be Heartier than I REALLY NEED.  BUT NONETHELESS DELICIOUS.  Think I'm gonna remove Black * Whites from Super Market order.  I got A LOT of Hearty Ice Cream Sandwiches and the best use of them is Ice Cream Sandwich/Pop Tart Breakfast.  I don't need MORE DESSERT BREAKFASTS!  Eat what I already got.  So that's good.  What else.  I was gonna say somthing else.  OH RIGHT Fiber Oatmeal Raisin cookie was GREAT after being in the fridge for 45 minutes.  HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT TO MYSELF.  Which is good because I take my recommendations to myself VERY seriously.  Amazing!  I dunno.  I got TIME to write one more paragraphs.  I guess I'll do it because I like to do things sometimes!  So that's good.  Upcoming snack is gonna be about an hour later than usual and thusly an hour closer to lunchtime.  Feels like I should definitely have That Smaller Snack I was Talking About The Delicious Cinnamon Coffee Cake Fiber One Brownie.  FINE ONE MORE PARAGRAPH the people DEMAND IT.
    Wait the people Demand DON'T DO IT.  I knew the people were demanding something!  I just got it flipped completely what it was.  Oh well that's life.  What else is up and crap.  So far, "E," isn't THAT big a hassle.  So that's good I guess.  IF I KNOW BILLY ZANE AS WELL AS I THINK I DO he's the guy in one REGULAR episode of Tales Crypt.  Solid 75% chance the guy I'm thinking of.  Let's LTURQ.  YEP THAT SUCKER WAS HIM.  Kind of a snooze of an episode but maybe overtime I REALLY GET INTO IT.  The snoozes are the MOST PROMISING ONES going into the future because presumably there's SOMETHIN to get out of them and that will be a new experience to me once I figure it out!  So that's good.  HE PLAYS A CRAPPY MAGICIAN.  FUNNY STUFF.  No spoilers!  Hmm.  Maybe I have halfway indulgent ice cream sandwich TODAY as some sort of SNACK at SOME POINT.  I CAN DIG THAT IT SOUNDS GREAT OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.  The good news is HEY the DayTime Day is over.  I'll be back tonight!  See ya!

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    TOE SKIN BUBBLE POPPED!!!  Partly naturally and partly through me picking at it.  Hey ME PICKING AT IT IS PRETTY NATURAL.  It would happen IN NATURE.  If I was some sort of Baboon I'd be picking at skin bubble JUST AS A DUMB APE.  So basically I stand by my decision to pick at it and it Collapsed Upon Itself and its resolved rather nicely if I Do Say So Myself!  No blood, no pus.  And my toe is now well on its way to Becoming Regular Once Again.  Anyway.  Had delicious Microwaved Pizza for lunch and delicious Herbed Chicken Dinner for dinner!  Had DELICIOUS Cinnamon Coffee Cake Fiber Bar FROM FRIDGE and it was AMAZING.  Not too hard!  Maybe 20% harder than normal-- and keep in mind this is a snack that LEANS INTO being soft-- and it worked splendidly and crap.  ALSO pouring beer tonight into Coffee Mug I left in my room from this morning Coffee.  I POURED IT BUT I HAVEN'T SAPPED AT IT YET.  I'll keep you updated on this situation SHOULD IT PROGRESS.
    Hmm.  Finished Tales Crypt!  Odds are I watch First Episode Again tonight.  One of my favorites.  HMM I wonder what flavor QUEST BAR I'll have.  Or if I go with a Goldon Graham Bar instead.  I TINK I'LL TRY A KQET MAR.  Lots of letters wrong in that sentence!  IF ONLY I COULD GO BACK AND CHANGE THINGS.  Hmm.  Looks like James Caan died.  I saw this coming a mile away.  As soon as I saw James Caan in The God Father I said THAT GUY IS GONNA DIE ONE DAY.  Hmm.  Not sure what the joke is there!  You figure it out!  I just SAY THINGS it's YOUR JOB to FIGURE THEM THINGS OUT.  HEY this beer in coffee mug is quite good!  I might do it again!  By which I mean take another sip of It Already Being There For More Again Sips.  YEAH.  Anyway OH NO tearing at my toe skin now and NOW I'm doing the wrong thing.  Tearing it open a bit. I don't know WHY.  I just like DOING TINGS.  IF NOT ME WHO.  If not Tings WHAT ELSE.  If not DOING GOTTA BE IN SOME KIND OF ACTION STATE.
    Wow.  I had some remnants of Super Market Iced Coffee from OH I DON'T KNOW JANUARY that I finally finished today.  It was great!  Coffee that was in the refrigerator!  Added Artificial Sweetener to it and drank it!  NOW THAT WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP ON THE IMPORTANT MATTERS OF THE DAY WE CAN MOVE ON.  Move on to what.  ANYTHING ELSE.  Well, Hmm, Huh.  Facing North on External Keyboard!  DELICIOUS.  What kinda cookie I ended up getting from Super Market.  I think the regular 7 pack of Super Market small black and whites.  Where breakfasts are 2.5.  I COULD MAKE IT LAST 2 weeks.  ONLY ONE A WEEK.  And then do something DUMB with the other 2 like I DUNNO HOPE THEY GIVE ME AN EXTRA ONE OR TWO OR 1 or 2 LESS and see if THE UPDATED AMOUNT I GET IS MORE DIVISIBLE BY 2.5!  Huh.  Either way DELICIOUS.  Even more delicious is upcoming breakfast of tomorrow ICE CREAM SANDWICH AND POP TART.  GET THIS--  Thinking about mixing it up and having ice cream sandwich FIRST and THEN Pop Tart.  I KNOW IT SOUNDS CRAZY.  Maybe that's a PERK not a detriment.  If anyone's gonna Lean Into Crazy is should be me.  Part of my mission statement EXPLICITLY on The Web which carries over into The NonWeb.  QANONWEB.
   How's Q doing these days.  I feel like he's probably still mucking around causing mischief!  Oh That Q.  At some point we gotta get Q a talk show or something on the TV.  I'm imagining like a That 80s Comedian Who Wore A Bag Over Their Head scenario.  That's a thing right.  I think I've NEVER SEEN THAT THING but I've seen REFERENCES to it all over the place.  Also the bag might JUST MIGHT have had a question mark on it.  And his name was like THE UNKNOWN COMEDIAN.  Better look all this up right quick before I get anything else wrong.  The Unknown Comic.  Whose name it turns out is Morty Langston.  He's pretty well known now I guess.  Also his Real Name it turns out is Murray Langston.  HE'S BEEN PROMOTED FROM MORTY TO MURRAY congratulations to him are in order I suppose.  Langston Hughes.  TOO SOON.
    Fifth paragraph of the Act!  Figure I'll write 6-7 overall before upcoming recess.  Fun!  He wore what appears to be a shopping bag over his hair.  Which I GUESS is better than a plastic bag.  Because then he'd probably have died 2 dozen times over the course of his career.  LOOK ADULTS can put plastic bags over their heads if they want.  WE'RE NOT CHILDREN WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN DECISIONS.  But gotta imagine 5% of the time Yes You Will End Up Suffocating.  YOU'RE AN ADULT.  NO RISK NO REWARD.  Go for it if you want to, that's what I say, I'm not gonna stop you from living your life!  MAYBE I SHOULD but I won't.  I COULDN'T EVEN IF I WANTED TO so this is all intellectual academic discussion.  NOT PRACTICAL at all in the real world.  Huh.  Also 80's Comedian is probably somewhat accurate but it's probably MORE accurate to Guess 70's comedian.  LET'S ASK THE INTERNET ABOUT IT.  YEP THE GONG SHOW LATE 1970'S.  We wish him the best of luck.
    Wait a second... NO WE DON'T.  Huh.  Sixth paragraph of the act!  Let's see.  Six paragraphs for act 2 after 10 for act 1.  Seven paragraphs on either side of recess for Act III... A NICE ROUND NUMBER ()F 3() PARAGRAPHS FOR THE DAY.  Wow life hands ya lemons and then you love lemons or something.  WAIT A SECOND.  THIRTY.  TIRTY ROCK.  LIZ LEMONS.  WOW LIFE HANDS YOU LIZMONS AND YOU GET LIMEONS or som...thing... Hey what else is up.  Leaning towards One-Off Cookies N Cream Quest Bar for upcoming snack.  Seems like a solid way to go about your life.  MY life.  I don't wanna go about YOUR life.  I could give a Truck about your life.  MY LIFE is where the actions at!  So that's good.  Maybe I should consider adding Artificial Sweetener to Beer.  Couldn't hurt.  Sure it could.  INTERESTING counterposition.  Hmm.  Mets are doing Fine in their game today and Stuff Is Happening BUT I think I'll just put on 1st Tales Crypt episode for Recess.  PROBABLY WON'T FINISH IT TOUGH.  How long a Recess you think I'm dealing with here C'MON.
    Okay!  The point is what else is going on and crap.  LOOK I'm gonna try to write a seventh paragraph HERE for Part I but NO GUARANTEE I make it to 7 paragraphs for Act III part II!  COULD BE EVEN LESS THAN 5.  IT ALL DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH IT ENDS UP BEING.  Yep.  That's how things work I guess!  Amazing!  Tomorrow lunch could be ANYTHING but right now I'm picturing enjoying a pastrami sandwich.  POSSIBLY with Vanilla Wafer Cookies.  Which would PROBABLY be EIGHT.  That's the sweet spot in terms of What I want CalorieWise and Just General HeartinessWise out of a SandwichSide.  So this is gonna be great is the point.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  GETTIN SOME FROSTED STRAWBERRY POP TART.  AMAZING I LIKE THE DIVERSITY of having Smore Pop tart and Frosted Fruit Flavor Pop Tart.  I like lots of things!  THIS IS SOLIDLY ONE OF THEM.  Wonderful I'm gonna be back in a little bit.  HOW LONG A LITTLE BIT no one knows for sure.

    HEY.  Let's aim for 5 paragraphs as of now and see where that takes us.  WATCHED entire Tales Crypt episode.  WOW what did I get out of it this time.  Looking forward to Cookies N Cream Quest Bar.  That was my main takeaway from Latest Watching Takes Criped.  Also I'm eating that bar now and DELICIOUS.  Didn't just satisfy me in a Good Enough way.  Really knocked it out of the park in a Knocking It Out Of The Park way!  So that's good.  Anyway getting into a real sustainable schedule summer to remember.  Walks and meals and snacks and entries and alcohol.  And I think SHOULD I start smoking weed again, the transition from drinking to smoking would be SEAMLESS and make everything Make Even More Sense And Be Better.  SO BASICALLY LIFE IS GREAT FOR THE LAST FEW DAYS OR SO.  And with the promise of being 15% GREATER in a few months!  Can't argue with that!  Ya can!  YA'D LOSE TOHUGH.  Then you'd Look The Fool!
    Hmm.  Back to taking GENERIC FORM OF RITALIN in the mornings now.  It was an EDUCATIONAL three or so days without it.  I'm glad to be back though.  Makes me feel good PRESUMABLY.  Anyway I think earlier today I was going through Odds I'd start watching Tales Crypt again from Season I episode I.  WELL I DID.  I WON that game.  And all I had to do was what I would have done anyway.  Gotta imagine I should be REWARDED or AWARDED with something because I Won The Game.  WHAT'S THE PRIZE.  Better be something good.  Anyway.  My first instinct for seeing if I could watch Tales Crypt movie were if they were showing on YOUTUBE like a  Free With Ads selection.  IT WASN'T.  I'M PLUMB OUT OF IDEAS.  I guess I also checked TUBI but gave up when I came across The Exorcist II: The Heretic and started watching that AND TEN FORGOT ABOUT THAT AND NOW I REMEMBER I GOTTA CONTINUE IT.  Not a good movie by any bio-metrics!  But I started it and I FINISH WHAT I START ROUGHLY HALF THE TIME. 
    So that's good.  I gotta remember Cookies N Cream flavor.  LOOK all the flavors are FUN and GOOD.  But I wouldn't be surprised if I spent a couple of years devoting enough time to each flavor and doing tests and stuff, I wouldn't be surprised if I determine Cookies N Cream is one of the best flavors to keep in stock consistently.  LOOK ITS JUST A HYPOTHESIS NOW but it's VERY PROMISING preliminary results.  I feel comfortable going that far!  Hmm.  Guess I have to choose between watching more Exorcist II: The Heretic or Tales Crypt II: AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE.  That can't be the title of the episode.  I mean I know it's 98% correct but there's gotta be SOME PUN or something in there.  LOOK I'm pretty sure it's AND ALL THROUGH THE HOUSE exactly.  But let's LTURQ just to make sure. YEP.  And all through the house.  Maybe there's a pun there that's not occurring to me immediately.  Hmm.  Calibrating... calibrating... RE-calibrating... calibrating... calibrating.. calbi NOPE NOT COMING UP WIT ANYTHING.
    Penultimate paragraph?  SURE IS PLAUSIBLE.  What else is up.  I enjoyed having pizza for lunch.  No big deal there!  I enjoyed it having been MICROWAVED.  A SOLID option for heating up *AND OR NOT HEATING UP* pizza.  I HAD A COUPLE OF BITES cold without heating it up and THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN FINE TO DO AS WELL for the entirety of the pizza.  Isn't that the Joe Scarbourough Show.  Cold Pizza?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP just like I said.  Except for Joe Scarbourogugh being affiliated with it.  Seems he was NOWHERE NEAR this production.  Not even on similar channel!  MAYBE SIMILAR CHANNEL but not OVERLAPPING Channel.  What's an OVERLAPPING CHANNEL.  A Channel that is the same as itself.  So THE SAME channel.  You say, "The Same Channel," I say, "Overlapping Channel," IT'S ALL SEMANTICS.  NOW LETS GET INTO SOME ANTICS.  Amazing.  Saber Antics.  Look the point is 1-3 more paragraphs is the way to go.
    Amazing.  LOTS of options for what to have for lunch tomorrow.  Pastrami Sandwich was the first idea and it is definitely a leading contender if not THE leading contender.  BUT there's half a dozen solid options and pretty much any of them can make a solid case for themselves if they knew how to talk and communicate.  I DON'T TINK TURKEY MEATLOAF WITH HEALTH SPAGHETTI HAS NOT ONLY ACHIEVED CONSCIOUSNESS BUT ALSO ABILITY TO COMMUNICATE AND ALSO SELF ESTEEM TO RECOMMEND ITSELF.  Maybe one or TWO out of three of those very unlikely developments for Turkey meatloaf and health spaghetti.  But ALL THREE UNLIKELIHOODS?  I DON'T SEE IT HAPPENING.  What's going on again.  Hmm.  Still got a Jumbo Meal Replacement Cookie.  NO WAY I'm having that tomorrow but I'LL ENJOY IT AT SOME POINT HOPEFULLY within the next month or two or so.  AMAZING. SHUT UP.  I WAS BEING SINCERE I WASN'T MOCKING ME.  Oh okay then I'm on board with me telling me my meal ideas are amazing.  GREAT.
    Penultimate paragraph!  It's all working out for the best I guess.  Do I bother putting guitar amp in front of bedroom door tonight?  SURE WHY NOT.  It's FUN.  It makes me FEEL like I'm TRYING at least.  I like tryin' stuff.  Especially easy stuff like MOVING AN AMPLIFIER.  LOOK IT GETS INTO SOME DIFFICULT TERRITORY when we realize I need to move it each time I use the bathroom.  BUT IT'S WORTH IT in my HUMBLE opinion.  So that's good.  ONE AND A HALF PARAGRAPHS TO GO.  Then I watch TV or something for half an hour or so and then BEDFORD BUY TIME.  Think I'll watch Tales Crypt #2 and put off The Exorcyst #2 for ANOTHER DAY.  Probably TOMORROW.  Or else I'd forget about it completely.  So that's good.  I got SOMETIN out of drinjking beer from coffee mug but I feel like OVERALL it was a negative experience.  Can't pinpoint why!  Can't pinpoint why not!  All I know for sure is that this paragraph is over and I'm VERY happy about that.
    Wow.  One more paragraph to go!  HMM are there Breakfasts I can work out that include a Goldon Graham Bar?  CALBRATING... CALIBRATING... calibrating... NOPE.  Not coming up with anything!  Hey how about that.  Well I guess 2.5 Bars.  That could be a breakfast.  NO THANKS.  It's not the kind of thing which would benefit from more.  I feel like I'd enjoy 1 but anything more than 1 at a time I'd ACTIVELY DISLIKE.  Also I'VE ONLY HAD THIS ONCE NOT ENOUGH EXPERIENCE TO GIVE THESE SORTS OF OPINIONS YET.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses or something.  The good news is I enjoyed snacks tonight and I will enjoy Health Ice Cream Bar later on but I KEPT IT IN LINE.  No GOING OVERBOARD or anything.  Which is good because I'D SURELY DROWN if I went overboard.  I know how to swim sure but AT SOME POINT I'D GET TIRED.  Might as well just give up and drown at SOME point.  Hmm that'll do it for today.   I'll be back tomorrow again!

-9:46 P.M.

Wednesday, July 6, 2022

This Is A Reasonable Title

    Hey!  About 15-30 minutes behind schedule today!  Could fit in normal amount of paragraphs for Act I and II probably BUT I kidna like just writing 8 paragraphs for Act I!  Act I SUCKS let's get it all over with in 8 paragraph!  Anyway had blood work done earlier!  They took my weight and I made Executive Decision to not look!  Then nurse said it out loud to herself so she'd remember it when writing it down.  GREAT JUST GREAT.  It was exactly what I would have expected/settled for if I had specifically Thought About Expecting Something/Settling For Something.  So that's not terrible!  GOT 2 QUEST BARS I NEVER TRIED when I got my Mom cigarettes.  COOKIES N CREAM and CARMAEL CHOCOLATE CHUNK.  AMAZING GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!  Hmm.  AGAIN strongly considered skipping today's entry throughout the morning but I Guess I'm Not!  Had a small amount of NightMight snacking last night.  70 calories.  Made up for it by just having an appropriately smaller breakfast!
    SURE.  Got plenty of Truvia for today's coffee.  Got Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Quest bars in fridge.  Hmm.  Probably having BISON BURGER for lunch.  Presumably with Oh I Don't Know A DOZEN KETTLE CHIP.  Not sure if a dozen kettlechip is worth it.  Either have Zero or have TWO DOZEN AT LEAST.  Or have a dozen what do I know who cares.  Anyway gettin a bunch of fun stuff from Amazon FRESH this afternoon.  Got zoom appointment with therapist this afternoon.  Took NO RITALIN today.  Saving last one for TOMORROW maybe.  Anyway NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW IS... National Dive Bar Day, National Strawberry Sundae Day, Thirtsy Thursday, and World Chocolate Day.  LET'S WORK BACKWARDS.  CHOCOLATE IS GREAT.  I'M A FAN OF THE WORLD.  TOMORROW IS A DAY.  DONE.  Thirsty Thursday.  I'M THIRTSTY EVERY DAY.  Not EXPLICITLY.  I'm drinking crap CONSTANTLY so I never am LEGIT thirsty.  But gotta imagine I... uh... hmm... I guess I'm NOT thirsty every day.  Strawberry Sundae NO THANKS ON BOTH COUNTS.  I don't like chocolate syrup get out of here with that crap.  Dive Bar.  Great.  WITH FRIENDS.  I'm not going to a Dive Bar ALONE.  Maybe I will and MAKE NEW FRIENDS.
    YEAH!  Presumably I'm trying Goldon Graham Bar for snack between lunch and dinner.  YEAH.  Presumably I'm having KETO BROWNIE BAR for snack between Now and Lunch.  YEAH.  Presumably I'm having ONE OF THREE NEW EXCITING QUEST BAR FLAVORS for Dessert Snack. YEAH.  It's called a DIVE bar because you DIVE INTO IT like a SWIMMING POOL.  Also you can play POOL and/or BILLIARDS there.  AMAZING.  You'd think I'd like billiards because it's a SPORT where I'm not at a disadvantage because of lack of strength or size.  MAYBE I AM.  Too short to get at Good Angles in pool.  I BARELY PEAK OUT OVER THE HEIGTH OF THE TABLE.  Makes sense.  There's a Sublime song called Pool Shark and I always thought it was about some sort of Shark Like Jaws in a Pool like Swimming.  At some point I realized oh I think it's like someone who hustles at billiards.  I LIKE MY FIRST THOUGHT MORE.  And as far as I know THEY WERE LEANING INTO THAT PUN.  Hmm.  Interesting.  Not really.  OH well I tried.
    Yeah!  HOW DID THIS SHARK GET INTO THE SWIMMING POOL AND HOW LONG WILL IT LIVE.  Sharks are constantly moving or THEY DIE per common beliefs.  POOL IS TOO SMALL for them to constantly move.  MAYBE pool is large enough that they can swim in circles over and over and over again.  MAYBE NOT EVEN THAT.  Hmm.  Do sharks REALLY die if they stop moving.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  MOST sharks are okay with not moving but it's TRUE SOME SHARKS can't breathe if they're mot moving.  WAY TO GO EVOLUTION.  YOU REALLY SCREWED IT UP FOR THESE SHARKS.  What were You THINKING.  Hmm.  Are Sharks KINGS OF THE SEA.  Gotta imagine there's an alpha apex predator of Marine Life.  Look there's lots of marine lives and different ecosystems IT DEPENDS ON THE ECOSYSTEM.  Probably.  That'd be my guess.  As far as I know ALGAE is the king of the seas.  Makes sense.  It's all relative is the point!  Hmm.  Facing East & Computer Keyboard this act.  Hmm.
   In Sharks Versus Jets WHAT ARE JETS.  I can assume Sharks are Sharks.  Are Jets AEROPLANES?  I'd LURQ but ya know.  Don't care.  So that's good.  At this point leaning towards just writing 10 paragraphs here.  We'll see how it goes!  HEY I was able to add Fudgesicles to Amazon Fresh order COMING THIS AFTERNOON.  Realized I'm down to ONLY THREE.  I'd like to have MORE IN STORE.  NOW I WILL THIS IS GREAT NEWS.  The point is what else is going on.  HAD A TOOTSIE POP YESTERDAY AFTER ENTRY.  Also some other crap at other times but the tootsie pop was the most exciting!  Anyway.  Breakfast was just 2 mini black and whites.  NO MORE OF THEMS.  Tomorrow breakfast is presumably delicious Entire Chocolate Chip Pancake presumably COLD or maybe MICROWAVED or HEY MAYBE OVENED.  It all depends.  On what I dunno.  But on stuff one would imagine!  POSSIBLY HAVE Super MARKET HERBED CHICKEN DINNER FOR DINNER.  Hey now I'm gonna go get coffee with ALL THE TRUVIA MY LITTLE HEART DESIRES.  Is it good to have a little heart.  Off the top of my head IN GENERAL smaller might be better re: Hearts. 
    #HEALTHCAREHEROES.  That's what the Hospital Sign Says.  Which make the, "ARE," make sense.  HEAL THC ARE HEREOS.  Makes sense to me!  HASHTAG TOO.  Can't forget about that!  Hmm maybe should put a space between words there so anyone googling #HealthCareHeroes DON'T COME ACROSS THIS.  Or Why Bother no one is gonna google that.  Also Why Bother who cares if they come across this.  HEY if You Came Across This and are Reading This GO FUDGE YERSELF I DON'T CARE I SAY WHAT I WANT.  So that's good.  Mets game at 6:40 PM.  SEEMS LIKE THAT'S A STANDARD TIME THESE DAYS.  Not sure what that's all about.  Is Cincinnati a different timezone.  Better LTURQ.  NOPE THEY'RE THE SAME.  INTERESTING VERY INTERETING.  Well, INTERETING SOMEWHAT INTERESTING Well...NOT THAT INTERESTING AT ALL LET'S BE HONEST ABOUT IT.  So that' good.  SEVEN Truvia.  For a while my standard was EIGHT.  I GET JUST AS MUCH OUT OF SEVEN LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  It's Sharks vs Jets because Sharks are WATER MARINE life and Jets are AIR POULTRY LIVES.  Not sure what the scientific word for BIRDS or FLYING ANIMALS IN GENERAL life is.  POULTRY is best I could come up with!
    Go figure.  At least I'm at the very least 10 pounds away from being Overweight.  NOT GREAT.  But COULD BE WORSE.  Also COULD GET WORSE.  But it probably SHOULDN'T if it were up to me!  KIND OF IS UP TO ME.  More or less.  Maybe not up to me COGNITIVELY or INTENTIONWISE.  Cause SURE if that were the case hey let's lose 6 pounds.  But it's up to MY BODY more or less and my body'll figure out what it wants.  BODY IS PRETTY SMART.  Almost as smart as BRAIN!  What else is up.  At some point I'm gonna take a day off from writing an entry and it's gonna be glorious.  THEN RIGHT BACK AT IT THE NEXT DAY.  Right Back THAT'S ANOTHER SUBLIME SONG.  I also used to interpret that wrong.  Thought it was meant WRITE BACK.  Like you write someone A LETTER and are like ALSO RESPOND TO THIS YOU JERK at the end.  Look I KNOW It said RIGHT in the title of the MP3 but I still FELT IN MY HEART it was Write Back.  Wait a second all of this is wrong.  I thought it was Right Back EASILY ALL ThE TIME.  I might have REGISTERED the pun but I Always interpreted the title and lyrics as if it were Right Back.  So it turns out I'm either a liar or just confused.  Or maybe bad memory.  POSSIBLY and/or PROBABLY all three.
    Eighth paragraph!  Three more paragraphs to go with Act I.  Look we know Act I is a snooze but IT BUILDS MOMENTUM to future Worthwhiledness.  Not sure how, "D," snuck into the fake word worthwhileness.  But it DOES sound more right with the, "D," let's talk about it.  Presumably try the Cookie Dough Quest Bar today because I have LOTS of them.  IT JUST MAKES SENSE.  Also I put them all in REFRIGERATOR.  Which is RUNNING I hope.  What else is going on and crap.  How many more Tales Crypt episodes I got for This Cycle Through.  EIGHT.  With Eddie Izzard episode SMACK DAB in the middle.  SMACK DAB WHAT'S THAT TURN OF PHRASE ALL ABOUT.  Doesn't sound good.  Dab might be a person's name!  SMACK MIGHT BE THE ACTION OF HITTING DAB.  I don't like this I'm AGAINST Violence.  Unless it's NECESSARY.  Or if DAB HAD IT COMING.  The good news is Hey What Else Is Going On I got no problem fitting crap in today on schedule.  WELL ultimately I gotta take a walk after Therapist ZOOM and get back in time before Amazon Fresh Delivery Window.  But I can't do anything about those times.  Set in stone!  Jus gotta hope it doesn't come early!
    GREAT now anyone googling Amazon Fresh is gonna come across this website!  TRUE STORY.  If you specifically google it as Amazon regular and Fresh in Italics this website MIGHT come up!  Also yes that started out as a joke because you can't Google In Italics or Bold or Underline... but kinda feels like you should be able to?  Seems like common sense that it'd be ABLE to be done theoretically.  And it feels like people would GET A KICK out of doing it.  SO WHY NOT.  What's the hold up.  GOOGLE You've HAD 25 YEARS TO ALLOW US TO SEARCH FOR ITALICS.  WHERE'S THE PROGRESS.  Hmm.  1.5 paragraphs to go for now!  Amazing!  What else is going on and crap.  Hmm been a while since I've worn a clean shirt.  At least 3 days I think.  AT MOST 6 DAYS I THINK.  Most likely 3-5.  This is good stuff let's keep it going. Put AMPLIFIER in front of Bedroom door last night.  Again somewhat successful enough!  Had one small snack.  And TODAY it cancelled out because of smaller breakfast.  Won't ALWAYS cancel out if I do this every night but THIS TIME GREAT.
    Hmm.  What else is crap.  CLOSING IN ON SNACK TIME MORE OR LESS.  Not really.  Still around 2 hours away.  TWO HOURS THAT'S NOTHING.  That's A SINGLE MOVIE.  Also it could easily be an hour 45 minutes away!  THAT'S NOTHING TOO.  That's ALSO a single movie.  Hmm.  Not only did I get POOL SHARK wrong but I think there's TWO TRACKS of it on the album.  One ELECTRICAL guitar and one ACOUSTICAL guitar.  I think.  That seems to ring a bell.  What else is going on and crap.  Knocked some ten paragraphs out of the park already.  That was easy!  Now all I have to do is The Rest Of The Day and I'm rewarded by eventually Going To Sleep.  The PROCESS of going to sleep isn't THAT great.  But being asleep-- actually, that's not great either.  Cause of MightNight snacking.  The process of WAKING UP and the bits where I DON'T get up are kind of good, though.  Also that kind of sucks too because I FEEL PRESSURE to get up.  Look the point is I have nothing specific to look forward to but also nothing specific to DREAD that much!  I'll be back in a little bit.

Plenty Of Words Left

    Hello friends.  Gonna have to come up with a few titles today.  Placeholder titles ain't doin' it for me!  Which generally just means that I'm pretty sure they've been used already.  If I come up with a new title I'm a happy camper!  So that's good.  Look just write Weird Sequences Of Words.  How hard could that be.  When you put it that way NOT THAT HARD.  But IN PRACTICE it's not as easy as that!  Hmm.  Snack comin' up in about an hour and fifteen minutes.  THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.  Maybe have Fiber Oatmeal Cookie.  Haven't had one of those in a while.  And it's DELICIOUS cause it's a COOKIE.  Not a cookie flavored BROWNIE or BAR.  THIS IS A LEGIT COOKIE AND A SOMEWHAT BIG FOR SMALL ONE AT THAT.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  What am I doin' today Day.  I dunno.  Maybe have Herbed Chicken Dinner for lunch.  And whenever I have Bison Burger MAYBE NO SIDE AT ALL???  Anything's possible!  Well anything BAD.  Lots of things aren't possible and for some reason the impossibilities are All Good Things.  GO FIGURE.
     Hmm.  LOOK Oatmeal Raisin cookie is 120 calories while NORMAL SNACK would be 100.  IS THAT SOMETHING I NEED TO TAKE INTO CONSIDERATION OF COURSE IT IS.  Anyway the point is what else is going on and crap.  Tales Crypt I guess.  That's what I'm doing during DayTime Day.  Unless I do something else!  That's a best case scenario. Something Else.  Maybe I can listen to Something Else by Led Zeppelin on repeat.  It's a FUN SONG why SHOULDN'T I listen to it all day.  BECAUSE THERE'S PROBABLY SOMEWHAT BETTER THINGS TO DO.  Oh Okay I See.  Anyway.  LOOK when I listened to three American Idiot songs last night did I imagine finishing the album today?  KIND OF.  I wasn't COMMITTED to it but I imagined it was a possibility!  SO FAR NOPE.  Went right back to MODERN ROCK PLAYLIST.  They don't CLASSIFY themselves as MODERN ROCK Playlist but it is MORE OR LESS ROCK and it is MORE OR LESS MODERN and also IT'S THE ROCK THAT THEY WANT ME TO HEAR which sounds like the basic premise of the genre of MODERN ROCK AS I KNOW IT.  So that's good.  IS IT THOUGH.  Yeah It's Okay!
    Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Probably gonna lobby AND SUCCEED IN LOBBYING for DELI tonight.  Which means definitely Chicken Pot Pie for tomorrow dinner and Oh I Don't Know TWO HOT DOGS for either Tonight Dinner or Tomorrow Lunch!  MAYBE SOMETHIN ELSE but it CAN'T BE CHICKEN.  Got chicken TODAY and chicken TOMORROW ALREADY.  TOO BAD TOO because a delicious light meal would be GRANDMAS SOUP which is, "LOADED," Chicken Noodle soup.  Hey no one's gonna DIE if I have chicken both at lunch and dinner today.  True but no one is gonna LIVE either.  This will presumably have NO AGGREGATE EFFECT on people living or dying!  Guess it might theoretically practically lead to an extra CHICKEN dying.  Not an entire chicken.  A small fraction of Extra Chicken I'm eating so basically it's leading towards like ONE FIFTYISH of a chicken dying.  WHICH IS WHEN A CHICKEN ORGASMS.  As the French call it LE PETIT MORTE.  I feel like SOME of those words are correct.
     What else is up and crap.  Eat snack after shower, that's usually how it goes!  GONNA BE A BLAST AND A HALF.  What about Hungarian Goulash or something.  Lots of good appetizers I can get for lunch tomorrow.  I'll think about it.  THINK ABOUT IT HARD.  Welll not soft at least.  Semi-hard!  What's going on and crap otherwise.  Facing East, Laptop Keyboard again!  WHY MESS WITH A CLASSIC.  I dunno to make it EVEN MORE CLASSIC.  Maybe this Current Classic will slowly disintegrate its classic appeal over time, so if you want something to be a classic YEARS FROM NOW you gotta MESS WITH THE CURRENT CLASSIC.  It's being FORWARD THINKING you IDIOT.  Feels like my shirts are starting to smell.  BADLY.  Hey that's life I guess.  Bound to happen!  I'm not immune to Dirty Shirts Starting To Smell.  I'm just like the rest of you in this regard!  Also most other regards.  Probably 98% JUST LIKE THE REST OF YOU all things considered.
    YEAH.  Let's get this last paragraph out of the way!  Anyway odds are whatever titles you're seeing today ARE repeats.  Don't think I don't know it!  I KNOW IT!  I JUST CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT.  So that's good.  Anyway next SandwichSide I'm having are the vanilla wafer cookies!  HMM.  Not good for Bison Burger though.  NOR for 2 hot dogs.  These are more TURKEY or HAM sandwich speed.  What about pastrami.  PASTRAMI I CAN SEE.  Just not BURGER or DOGS.  So that's where I'M AT in life.  Pretty sure if I can smell Bad Smelling Shirts it actually smells 5x as bad to OTHERS.  Normally I don't smell myself or my accessories at all!  Gotta be REAL PRONOUNCED if I'm smelling it.  So that's good.  WAIT NO IT ISN'T.  OH NO.  What else is crap.  I could have like 10 of these wafers as Indulgent Dessert Snack.  Not TODAY.  I'm gonna wanna try a new Quest Bar today.  THEN AGAIN... who knows... ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.  I'll be back ToNightTime!

this isn't going so great

    Hi friends!  Here I am again for some reason!  YOU'RE HERE TOO.  That's REASON ENOUGH FOR ME.  If you would just leave I'd Leave Too.  So in a way THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT.  Having delicious FUDGESICLE right now.  After delicious OPEN FACED Veal Cutlet Hero for dinner.  And PLENTY of delicious snacks and meals already percolating in my MindBrain for near term immediate future.  Nothing like that LONG TERM Immediate Future I HATE IT SO MUCH.  Anyway I already finished 1 beer as of now tonight.  I'm starting the 2nd one now.  REALLY LEANING INTO PLANNING FOR 3 4 THE NIGHT.  THREE DOG NIGHT.  We covered this a week or two ago I feel.  They're the ones who did One Is Lonely Number, right?   Hmm they talk about the numbers 1 and 2 in the song and THEIR NAME is the number THREE.  Never made that connection before!  Solid 50% the band and the song AREN'T in sync like I think they are.  NOPE THEY DID ONE.  AND TWO IS LONELY.  And they're three.  Gotta imagine at Three they're No Longer Lonely.  I hope so FOR EVERYOONE'S SAKE.
    Hmm.  QUEST BAR TOOTSIE POP & ALL OUT ICE CREAM HEALTH BAR.  It's gonna be a WILD 2 hours that's all I can say.  I can say a lot more. I WILL say a lot more.  Stop trying to limit what I can say.  Don't, "CENSOR," me!  Then again Go Ahead And Censor Me see if I care.  Makes no difference to me whatsoever!  Facing North On External Keyboard for Act III Part I.  That's good.  So far it's not going GREAT but I think there's still time to TURN IT AROUND.  NOT LITERALLY.  I DON'T wanna face another direction THAT'S TE WHOLE POINT.  Least of all SOUTH.  I can't even BEGIN to imagine all the ways that WOULDN'T WORK.  I wish I could begin to imagine it!  I'd like to think I'm GREAT at imagining things!  APPARENTLY NOT THOUGH.  Hey that's life.  Not as imaginative as ya might think you are!  LIFE IS FULL OF DISAPPOINTMENTS.  Hmm.  Goldon Graham Bar was pretty good!  Tasty AND HEARTY enough to justify the calories BUT I dunno when it makes sense to have it!  Not indulgent enough as a Quest Bar snack.  TOO indulgent enough for OTHER kinda snack.  THIS IS WEIRD AND ALSO I HAVE 15 MORE OF THEM FOR SOME REASON.
    Oh okay.  I still have like 80 more packs of Gummy Bears too.  Forgot about those.  MAYBE HAVE ONE OF TOHSE instead of tootsie pop today.  MEANT TO SAY, "THOSE," not, "TOHSE."  Not 100% why I clarified that in a Typing Sentence instead of just FIXING THE WORD.  Not 100% sure of a lot of things these days!  Hmm what's something I'm 100% sure of.  VEAL CUTLET was in oven for too long.  I can see putting it in oven for 10, 15 minutes after getting back from Walk After Delivery.  MAYBE EVEN 20 minutes.  30 Minutes was a miscalculation I SEE THAT NOW.  BREAD THOUGH was in perectly.  Put the open faced portion of bread in oven for about 5 minutes and I got EXACTLY the hardness and crispiness out of bread I WAS LOOKING FOR.  SO GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Got two regular slices with Garlic &/V Anchovie for Tomorrow Dinner.  Pretty sure it's AND and not OR.  You'd think so wouldn't you.  ABSOLUTELY.  Good then we're in agreement.  WONDERFUL.
    Hmm.  GOOD amount of Veal Cutlet today.  Maybe TOO much.  Not TOO TOO much.  But maybe ONE TOOSE WORTH OF TOO much.  Anyway saved some of the leftover bread for upcoming Salad lunch WHICH MAY BE AS SOON AS FRIDAY LUNCH.  Let's talk about it.  We just did.  Let's talk about it again later.  Sure why not.  Skin bubble on my toe still there.  Hmm.  They took blood in slightly different spot of my Right arm Inside Elbow today and it left a blue mark!  Was worse half an hour after the fact when I first noticed it!  Now it's still there but it is SUBSIDING.  GREAT I LIKED HAVING A PROBLEM.  Subsiding is no fun.  I WANT THE THING AT THE END OF REQUIUM FOR A DREAM WHERE JARED LETO LOSES HIS ARM.  For me it's either LOSING MY ARM OR BUST.  Not sure what that means.  Things don't have to mean things!  Oh that's a relief.  Also SPOILER ALERT.  Hmm.  I feel like I have slightly more defined muscle in Right Upper Arm than Left Upper Arm.  I blame not doing push-ups correctly.  YEP that checks out almost 100% Surely!
   What else is up.  Watched newly available episode of The Murders In That Building.  Not sure what this show is all about!  I THINK it's a comedy.  I THINK.  So that's good what else is up.  As of now I think I'm aiming for 12 paragraph Act III.  SIX PARAGRAPH ON EITHER SIDE OF RECESS.  Anyway I like MIDDLE SCHOOL Recess.  They combined it with lunch.  So you can have 2x Lunch or 2x Recess or WHATEVER YOU WANT you can go IN AND OUT OF LUNCH ROOM into Yard AT YOUR LEISURE.  WOW I'M 12 YEARS OLD AND I'M BEING AFFORDED SO MUCH ADULT TYPE FREEDOM.  THIS ISN'T BEING LOST ON MY COMPLETELY I APPRECIATE THIS A LOT THANKS.  And then that increased exponentially in high school when I CAN LEAVE THE FREAKIN BUILDING COMPLEX AT WILL.  Well presumably I had to show ID card to security guard every time I go in or out of the building so they know I have a Lunch or Free Period.  BUT I feel like they're looking at ID cards 10,000 times a day THEY'RE NOT REALLY LOOKING.  They'd GO CRAZY with all that looking at ID cards all the time.
    So that's good.  What else is up.  Not sure if I'll have Quest Bar during Recess or after recess.  I DESPERATELY want to keep you updated on how this new flavor of Quest Bar turns out but NOT AT THE EXPENSE OF DOING THE RIGHT TING GENERALLY OTHERWISE.  So we'll see.  Gonna have to take A GOOD LONG LOOK AT THINGS.  I wanna get this RIGHT.  Taking out garbage and shit in about half an hour.  Not sure how deep into Before Then I'll get with Act III Part I but I presumably will be finished by then almost definitely.  So that's good!  YA KNOW WHAT I'M GETTING IN TE MOOD FOR A BIG QUEST BAR SNACK TO REMEMBER.  I think I WILL have that for NEXT SNACK in roughly half an hour from now.  THE COUNTDOWN BEGINS NOW.  Well it might have began before.  But I forgot to start it until just now.  SO I'M GONNA START COUNTING DOWN NOW if you started earlier THEN JOIN ME HERE.  Huh.  Gonna write one more paragraph for Act III Part I!
    YEAH.  What kinda DVD should I put on after Entry.  WHERE DID I GET THE IDEA I'm putting on a DVD in the first place.  I dunno just sorta came into my BrainArea.  The thing in my skull where thoughts live.  Thought about putting on a DVD from that general area!  MAYBE KINDERGARTEN COP FOR SOME REASON.  Gotta imagine that I have that on DVD.  Off the top of my head I feel like there's a 60% chance I have KINDERGARTEN COP on DVD.  COULD EASILY BE WRONG.  YES THAT'S WHERE THE OTHER 40% COMES IN.  Hmm.    OH I see why I was confused.  I could PICTURE the DVD title On The Horizontal Cover but I was picturing COP AND A HALF.  BOTH ARE COPS.  So either way the point is WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE.  Just finished beer #2.  I will have beer #3 with Act III part II.  So the moral of the story is ALSO WHO AM I EXACTLY.  I'll be back in a bit!

     LOOK does Cookie Dough taste that different from SMORE?  NO IT DOESN'T.  It tastes GREAT.  But not entirely unique.  But I'm gonna have A BLAST AND A HALF eating the 60% left over that I still have.  So that's good!  Got beer #3 just about ready to start.  Breakfast tomorrow either Chocolate Chip PanCAKE OR Frozen Health Breakfast Sandwich presumably.  HEY THIS BAR IS FILLING PRESUMABLY.  I can see my body starting to be like HEY I was kinda hungry before this and now I'm kinda not hungry!  AMAZING how things work out that way.  LOOK I had Kindergarten Cop on VHS when I was a kid SURE.  So it's not crazy that I'd picture The Film Title Logo Design Horizontal EVEN 25 YEARS LATER.  You don't forget a thing like that.  You probably COULD or SHOULD.  But you WON'T or DON'T is the point I'm trying to make for some reason.  DANGIT I FINISHED QUEST BAR.  NOW what does my life have going for it.  NOTHIN'.
    What else is crap.  Took out ALL the garbage today.  Plus a few folded up boxes.  LIKE THREE OF EM.  I fold them boxes up real nice like and then put them BETWEEN garbage Bins.  THAT'S HOW WE DO IT WHERE I LIVE.  Hmm probably shouldn't put that info out on The Web.  Now you know where to find some folded up boxes.  RIGHT OUTSIDE MY HOUSE!  BETWEEN THE GARBAGE BINS!!!  DANGIT I'm Not Doing Good here.  Anyway first Part was 7 paragraphs.  I figure that means this act could be 3-8 paragraphs.  LET'S AIM FOR BETWEEN 3 and 8.  You know FROM TO AND SEVEN YOU IDIOTS?  YES THC ARE HEROES.  IT's marijuana and marijuana is My HERO.  Also some brand of Quest Bars are CALLED HEROES.  I think the premise is it's like a health candy bar but it's also kind of like a Subway Sandwich Hero?  I don't get it 100% but maybe one day I'll figure it all out!
    Hmm.  What else is crap and crap.  HERBED CHICKEN for lunch tomorrow and PIZZA fer dinner.  GOTTA SAVE TE PIZZA FOR DINNER because IT'S THE STAR OF THE SHOW.  I blow the star of the show at lunchtime then RESTA MY DAY GONNA PALE IN COMPARISON.  YEP THAT MAKES A TON OF SENSE.  Hmm.  There's NO chance I would watch Kindergarten Cop even if it were easy to watch.  NOT MY FAVORITE MOVIE.  PLUS I remember seeing it In Completion relatively recently.  Like maybe 3 months or so ago.  Still very fresh in my mind AND I remember EVEN THEN not getting a ton out of it.  THIS TIME AROUND IT'D BE EVEN LESS.  YOU FOOLS.  Maybe I skip Entry tomorrow.  At some point I WILL and it will be AMAZING.  YEP THAT SORT OF THING SURE WHY NOT I GUESS.  I guess I'm putting Amplifier in front of Bedroom Door when I go to bed tonight.  Not 100% sure this accomplishes anything other than making me move it each time I need to use the bathroom every 12 minutes.  Hey even if that's all it accomplishes AT LEAST THAT'S SOMETHIN!!!
    Whatever.  I dunno.  AIM FOR 5 paragraphs this Part.  Two more STARTING A SECOND AGO sounds good to me!  Goldon Graham Bar.  SUBPEANO.  POLITICS.  Guess I'm gonna have to do this all over again tomorrow.  Ugh.  I DID NOT get to Eddie Izzard episode of Tales Crypt today.  How far away am I now.  ONE.  There's the episode I'm up to watching next-- and then the one after that is EDDIE IZZARD EPISODE.  Yep that's how counting works.  SHUT UP.  THE COUNTING COULD BE AMBIGUOUS saying I'm one away.  You could argue the situation I'm describing is actually TWO away.  You'd probably LOSE that argument but YOU COULD MAKE IT ANYWAY.  So that's good.  Also I guess it's somewhat plausible I DO watch the next two episodes After Entry and then go to bed.  I probably wouldn't have BUT NOW IWANNA DO IT JUST TO PROVE MYSELF WRONG.  Nothing gives me more pleasure than Seeing Myself Make A Fool Of Myself.  TO BE FAIR I DEFINITELY HAD IT COMING.
    Last paragraph of the NightTime Day!  Good deal.  If I take a break from Entry presumably the main benefit comes during When Act I would be.  I take a walk #1 and then just GO BACK TO BED for a little bit.  Presumably don't fall asleep but get some real Quality Waking Rest in.  Off the top of my head that'd be the Key Thing I Gain from such a thing.  So that's good.  Think I might try an old kind of beer Upcoming Week.  Back to either BUD or MILLER or COORS Light (or LITE).  PARTLY because as of this second Michelob Light isn't in stock and PARTLY because I LIKE MIXING THINGS UP.  So that's good.  IS IT THOUGH.  I dunno Probably Not now that you mention it!  Hmm.  I could easily pop this Skin Bubble on my toe with a nail clipper or something.  Clip it open real good and just See What Happens.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  See ya tomorrow!

-9:25 P.M.

Tuesday, July 5, 2022

Knocking It Out Of The Park

    Hey!  45 minutes behind schedule today.  Probably write a shorter Act I and a longer Act II and/or III!  Anyway had MINIMAL MightNight snack last night!  Only a 40 Calorie Thing!  HOWEVER ate early breakfast and just had EARLY SNACK just now!  THAT'S OKAY.  It was CONSCIOUS, AWAKE, AND NECESSARY.  Not gonna worry about that!  Anyway Strategy last night was I plopped my guitar amplifier in front of Bedroom Door.  Relatively Big and KIND OF heavy.  Not THAT heavy but heavy enough that It's A Thing To Move It.  So that sort of worked I guess!  Anyway what snack did I just have?  WHY IT WAS ONLY A KETO BROWNIE.  That was fun I should do it again soon.  What else is up.  Probably gonna go with Turkey Sandwich for lunch today.  The side could be PRACTICALLY ANYTHING.  That is within a 50 feet radius.  Hmm.  What's the radius of My House In Feet.  I'm not good at estimating things Get Off My Back About It.  What's the radius of my back.  Maybe about a foot.  What's the radius of my foot.  Maybe about half a foot.  In ACTUAL feet measurement, not 12 inches feet.
    Huh.  What time is Mets game today.  6:40!  With ACE PITCHER returning from injured list to pitch.  What are the odds he gets injured in the first three innings?  I dunno!  INNINGS ARE PERIODS OF TIME IN BASEBALL GAME.  I don't have time to get into it with you now LOOK IT UP YOURSELF.  Hmm.  Dang body wanting Snacks Early.  WHAT'S WRONG WITH IT.  Hmm.  Got four truvia for 2 coffees today.  I guess I'll have to make do!  Got only one Ritalin left and won't get more until Ready For Wednesday Morning at the earliest.  Decided to skip it today!  Save that sucker for tomorrow.  Maybe that's why I want snack.  No Ritalin.  Maybe!  Hmm.  National Food OF THE TOMORROW IS... National Fried Chicken Day.  That sounds DELICIOUS.  Maybe I should get Chicken for dinner.  Probably not fried.  BUT POSSIBLY FRIED.  Let's LTURQ.  NOPE they don't DEFINITELY have Fried Chicken Dinner.  I think they USED to.  And very possibly STILL DO.  But it's not on their Pandemic Limited Menu EXPLICITLY.  Also UNHEALTHY.
    Sure.  Anyway that's the only National Food Day Tomorrow.  GO FIGURE.  Facing East with No External Keyboard this act!  Go figure!  I'M ALREADY GOING FIGURING THE FIRST THING.  Oh okay.  I could get chicken fingers.  That's fried chicken.  I guess.  I think when I was A KID and we WENT to this Dinner Delivery restaurant I would get CHICKEN IN A BASKET.  Which is pieces of fried chicken.  And I guess it's served in a basket!  Coulda been a Different Place but I THINK it was this place.  So go figure.  They couldn't SEND ME A BASKET if it's delivered.  They'd run out of baskets QUICK if they were doing that.  OH WELL maybe I have a basket somewhere at home already.  Anything's possible.  Well lots of things at least.  Hmm.  That Tales Crypt episode I was talking about last night that Was My Least Favorite WASN'T SO BAD this time around.  To be honest I never paid enough attention to it the first 2 dozen times I cycled through it.  This time I paid more attention and I got SOMETHING out of it!  Anyway that's good I guess.  Not BAD.  Must be GOOD.
    Hmm.  Next episode is a good one.  THEY'RE ALL GOOD ONES.  Except for the one with Eddie Izzard.  HEY THAT'S NOT FAIR THEY'RE A GOOD ACTOR.  I'm guessing Eddie Izzard is a, "They."  Solid 50% chance they're a there.  Let's LTURQ.  Hmm Eddie Izzard is a SHE.  And I just looked at a more recent picture and She IS leaning into looking like a SHE if that's not UNPC to say!  Good for her.  If I want chicken Dinner I could have chicken Lunch dinner.  It's HERBED CHICKEN SWEET POTATOE AND BROCCOLI.  SINGLE PORTION CHICKEN DINNER ALREADY IN MY FRIDGE.  Anyway I dunno.  A few new films added to SHUTTER THE SCREAMING SERVICE.  I got plenty of films I could watch there sure.  Anyway it's good that I'm getting SOMETHING out of my Guitar Amp.  For a long time I was getting Nothing out of it!  Hey great what else.  Don' think I'll reach 10 paragraphs with Act I today but I could probably make it further than I did yesterday!  Hey great what else.
    Got coffee just now!  Figure I'll take walk in about half an hour so it's worth it to have a cup for 2nd half of act I!  2 Truvia and tiny splash of Coffeemate Creamer!  First time in MONTHS I did that.  So far CAN'T TASTE IT THAT MUCH which means ONLY HAVING A TINY AMOUNT IS WORKING.  Didn't pour in too much or anything!  So that's good!  Maybe I experiment with having an earlier lunch today instead of a second snack before lunch.  That would bring doubt on EVERYTHING for the rest of the day.  Meal/snack-time-wise at least.  Might be fun to try something new though, what do I know!  Hmm.  Probably leaning towards a SweetSide for TurkeySandwich.  BUT WHICH ONE SHALL IT BE.  Maybe TWO 70 calorie Fiber One Bars.  It's GOOD because it's TWO of them.  Sounds good to me!  Anyway got some Circular Sandwich Thins as BREAD this week AND UPCOMING WEEK TOO.  That's good.  Not Hearty Health Bread but it's good in its own way!
    Hmm.  Good stuff.  One would imagine.  Had pop tart + breakfast ice cream sandwich for breakfast.  No complaints there!  Delicious!  POP TART FIRST THEN ICE CREAM SANDWICH.  That's the way to go!  Maybe aim for 8 paragraphs this Act.  Sounds about right TIMEWISE as of now.  Makes a lot of sense LENGTHWISE in terms of making Act II regular and Act III 12 paragraphs which IS BECOMING KIND OF REGULAR.  AMAZING WHAT ELSE IS UP.  AGAIN thought about skipping Entry Today while in the process of Wanting To Get Up But Not Getting Up Yet.  Apparently I'm FAILING at NOT writing an entry.  Already six paragraphs in.  I was failing as of over five paragraphs ago!  Oh well that's life.  You fail by doing things.  I'd rather succeed by doing nothing ANY DAY OF THE WEEK.  Maybe not EVERY day of the week.  But SOME DAYS-- Of which they can be ANY-- Of the week!  Amazing.  Probably not finishing 1st cup of coffee.  So when I ADD ON to it for 2nd cup, probably just add the last 2 truvia and NO adding MORE CoffeeMate Cream.  YEAH.
    Seventh paragraph!  Maybe it's a good standard to write slightly shorter Act Is and longer Act IIIs.  ACT I is BORING.  ACT III is WHERE THE PARTY'S AT.  Makes sense.  I could always get Delivery Lunch which includes Friedish Chicken.  Like WHITE CASTLE as I was speculating on a few days ago.  CHICKEN RINGS ARE FRIED AND DELICIOUS.  It's not Fried Chicken in terms of WINGS OR DRUMSTICKS.  But it IS chicken and it IS fried I'm pretty sure.  Oh well what can ya do.  Hmm.  Lots of stuff!  Yeah but besides that.  Popeyes and KFC deliver on DoorDash.  They got Full Fledged Fried Chicken.  GREAT GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT ALREADY.  Also FRIED CHICKEN DAY ISN'T UNTIL TOMORROW.  Oh THAT CHANGES EVERYTHING.  By which I mean Who Cares.  Hmm I just had a sip of coffee where I kind of tasted the cream.  Weird!  First 14 sips didn't register.  Then suddenly it did!  Maybe that last sip for some reason hit a POOL or RESERVOIR of coffeemate creamer.  I don't think that's how Reservoirs work.
    Yeah!  Anyway!  Probably gonna have regular lunch time and regular snack time.  But YA NEVER KNOW FOR SURE.  Until Later On.  ONCE THINGS HAVE HAPPENED YOU KNOW FOR SURE HOW THEY HAPPENED.  Maybe have delicious Chocolate Caramel Pretzel Bar for next snack. One of the least indulgent snacks there are!  Delicious anyway!  Haven't had one in a while!  THAT ALL SOUNDS GREAT AND WHATKNOT but WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON.  Not a lot!  Go figure!  WOW BOSTON MARKET DELIVERS ON DOOR DASH TOO.  I'm pretty impressed they're still a business.  On account of WHAT'S THEIR APPEAL.  Oh right.  Therapist recommends them every year for thanksgiving to me.  That's their appeal.  Got deals with all the therapists who then recommend them to patients.  I figure that could be a thing.  Commercial entities buying Advertising Time with therapists.  But they're like INFLUENCERS not ADS.  They pretend it's Natural Conversation.  WE ARE NONE THE WISER.  Oh well I'm gonna take a walk now I guess.

Blast And A Half

    HEY!  Time to write 5 more paragraphs.  Then THE DAY BEGINS.  This is morning.  NightTime is NightTime.  DAY is between 1 PM and let's say 7 PM.  So that's good.  Thinking about FRIED CALAMARI for dinner and Chocolate Chip Pancakes for Lunch Or Dinner TOMORROW.  AS WELL AS BREAKFAST.  Lunch is gonna be Sandwich!  And I know JUST THE FIBER BAR I wanna have as Sandwich Side!  Anyway I think I dreamt a good idea of getting Regular Chips Ahoy cookies and having 3 of them as a SandwichSide.  REDUCED FAT PREFERABLY.  Anyway BRILLIANT.  Some people come up with their best ideas in their sleep AND NOW I AM ONE OF THEM.  Anyway lotta LOCAL Fried Chicken places on DoorDash.  I'm not getting fried chicken.  Yeah I just wanted to UPDATE YOU YOU JERK.  That's the last time I try to be nice to you!  Wait a second no it isn't.  I'm gonna try to be nice to you ALL THE TIME.  That's the kind of guy I am!  Anyway I'll devote some WAKINGTIME to thinking about whether I should get Chips Ahoy or not.
    Great.  So what do I got in store for DayTime.  Probably lots of dumb stuff.  Walks and crap.  Twitter and whatknot.  Tales Crypt for sure.  Coffee #2 going on okay.  HEY tonight is COOKIEDOUGH QUEST BAR.  Probably.  That'll be a blast and a half.  HMM.  Dinner Delivery will be EARLIER because my Dad is teaching tonight.  Wonder how that'll effect my walking schedule.  I imagine it shouldn't make it harder to fit in seven walks in normal amount of time.  But it might MOVE THINGS AROUND A BIT.  Why did I have to capitalize that.  FOR EMPHASIS.  Oh okay.  Looks like I'm getting low calorie Sugar Wafer Cookies.  Put that in the cart yesterday.  It was Chocolate Wafer Day a few days ago!  THIS IS VANILLA WAFER BUT STILL IN THE SPIRIT OF THINGS.  Also they're low calorie because they're not hearty.  But if you have a lot of them guess what SUDDENLY THEY'RE HEARTY.  Hmm thinking back to past Banges, that might have been my favorite portion.  Had 80% of an entire package of Vanilla Wafer cookies.  I THINK this brand I have in cart right now.  Memories that will last forever.  Or at least another few months.
    Sure!  HEY I unexpectedly just put in the order for Amazon Fresh JUST NOW.  No Chips Ahoy!  But the highlights are VANILLA WAFER COOKIES and GOLDON GRAHAM BARS (with chocolate and marshmellow for some reason).  So that should be fun.  Gettin' that tomorrow afternoon.  GONNA BE A BLAST AND A HALF to try these golden graham bars.  MORE CALORIES THAN CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH BARS but presumably WORTH IT would be my first guess.  Second guess is NOT WORTH IT.  Third guess is I DON'T LIKE THIS AT ALL and it doesn't even qualify as Not Worth It-- just qualifies as GARBAGE.  So that's good I guess.  Look I'm re-upping with some other great stuff but they're not as exciting as the two things I just said.  OR ARE THEY.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE.  I mean I find them exciting but you wouldn't.  Reduced Fat Wheat Thins.  AMAZING.  I'll get a lot of fun out of that.  But FOR YOU you don't care NEARLY as much as you do about Me Getting Goldon Graham Bars.
    Penultimate paragraph of The MorningTime.  Good deal!  Anyway.  HEY I just realized I can still add stuff to the order ALL DAY.  GREAT NEWS.  I was under a TIMECRUNCH because we put in the order sooner unexpectedly.  But now I realize I GOT PLENTY OF TIME TO ADD STUFF.  Amazing.  AMAZING!  Amazon Amazing.  SIMILAR WORDS.  I guess.  Hmm.  I dunno.  Another MorningTime almost done with.  I like those odds!  Probably need to re-up with Mini Cancer Animal Cracker Cookies.  Have them pretty rarely these days but I have AT MOST a dozen leftover from last package.  NOW'S THE TIME TO RE-UP.  ALSO I briefly considered hey have a bunch of these as SandwichSide today but then I realized I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH.  So you can see the kind of perdicament I'm in.  I wonder how you spell that word.  Oh well I guess we'll never know.  Got indulgent-to-me Ice Cream sandwiches where the pack is HALF CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM SANDWICHES instead of All Vanilla.  So THAT'S pretty exciting, too!
    WOW.  Gotta call physiatrist today to get her to help me re-up with Ritalin.  POSSIBLY KLONOPIN TOO.  Don't really NEED the klonopin yet but it can't hurt to have reserves!  Maybe it can.  I dunno how much these reserves will cost.  Probably not too much but if I don't need them yet WHY SHELL OUT ANYTHING FOR THEM.  Also that expression comes from a few thousand years ago when the first money was Shells.  Probably.  That'd be my third guess.  What else is crap and whatknot.  WONDER IF I'LL TAKE A BACKWARDS WALK FOR FINAL WALK AGAIN TONIGHT.  That'll be interesting I dunno.  VERY Interesting I Dunno!  Good.  For some reason most of the time I get Fried Calamari I end up eating it the next day for lunch.  LOOK I get multiple things more or less relatively often. But how come for this it's always the one I put off for the next day?  NOT TONIGHT.  GONNA HAVE IT FIRST THINGS FIRST TONIGHT.  Probably.  How I feel as of now.  LOOK it's over for now.  The Entry.  It'll resume Well For You IMMINENTLY.  SEE YA IMMEDIATELY!
   

i feel better already

    Hello friends.  Gonna write 12 paragraphs now!  WELL six paragraphs then a recess then SIX MORE paragraphs.  Got Chocolate Chip Pancakes fer tonight and BISON BURGER at some point tomorrow.  EITHER LUNCH OR DINNER GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT IN ADVANCE.  I took my last walk in the park NON REVERSE-LIKE.  WHICH ACTUALLY WAS REVERSE-LIKE compared to the last two night.  Gotta be REVERSE of SOMETHING.  Anyway AMAZON package came an hour or two ago but I don't think I'm opening it until tomorrow. W hich means NO COOKIE DOUGH QUEST BAR FOR TONIGHT.  Maybe go with SMORE Bar.  For some reason there's an open one that was put in a sandwich bag but also looks like it hasn't been started.  THE WRAPPER IS OPEN-- BUT RESPONSIBLY.  Not torn completely.  Just neatly open on one end BUT HOW OR WHY OR WHO I don't know.  I've narrowed it down to ONE OUT OF SIX BILLION PEOPLE.  Anyway while we're getting stuff out of the way with First Paragraph... what else is there... Probs gonna have three beers tonight!  Gonna have to get up early to Get Blood Work done tomorrow!  POSSIBLY REALLY REALLY early to get first walk in before going to get bloodwork done.  FIRST TIME I SAID, "BLOOD WORK."  Second time I said, "BLOODWORK."  YOU FIGURE IT OUT.
    Hey great just great.  How's that assault weapon ban going.  You know the thing that's easy to do and a big bipartisan amount of Americans want that would make an enormous difference reducing mass shootings that doesn't hinder anyone's rights.  OH IT'S NOT GOING?  WHAT ARE YOU DUMB OR SOMETHING?!?!?!  That's great just great.  THAT COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE FIRST PARAGRAPH.  IT WASN'T IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO START 2nd PARAGRAPH.  2nd paragraph is when WORTHWHILE things start or THEY BETTER BE WORTHWHILE AT LEAST.  Oh well too late to go back now!  Anyway.  Apparently this guy was PHIlOSOPHICAL online or something.  And part of it was arguing there is no free will and, relatedly, there is no Ultimate Morality or difference between good or bad.  And TWITTER GUY I read is like THIS GUY IS CRAZY LOOK AT THOSE VIEWS WHO GAVE THIS GUY A GUN.  I dunno!  I DISAGREE but those seem like reasonable philosophical opinions.  No free will?  Sure!  Makes sense to me!  No morality?  I DISAGREE but I can see how NON MASS SHOOTERS could INTELLECTUALLY feel that way.  Especially as a consequence of there being no Free Will!  SO LAY OFF THE GUY FOR BEING PHILOSOPHY CURIOUS.  Don't blame PHULOSOPHY for shootings.  THE ONLY WAY TO STOP A BAD GUY WITH PHILOSOPHY IS A GOOD GUY WITH PHILOSOPHY.
    SURE.  Has 2nd of 2 Chocolated Chip Pancakes while writing the first paragraph Here Just Now.  NO SPOILERS.  I finished it though.  NOW IT'S SPOILED.  I TOTALLY can't continue eating it anymore!  THERE IS A THIRD PANCAKE YES but that's for TOMORROW BREAKFAST.  SO SURE WHY ELSE.  I believe in THE RIGHT TO FREE WILL.  I'm also PRO MORALITY.  Huh.  Little bubble of skin on my left foot ring toe.  Been there for a few days.  Not sure why skin is inflamed!  Not PAINFUL or DISCOLORED or anything.  JUST A WEIRD EXCESS BUBBLE.  SURE I'VE CONSIDERED POPPING IT.  I do nothing BUT consider it.  But I haven't yet!  Gotta imagine there's a greater than 50% chance that The Ultimate Fate of skin bubble is me popping/tearing it open.  And there's a miniscule chance It Resolves Itself before I can get to it!  SO THAT'S GOOD.  What else is crap.  Taking out some garbage and/or recyclables tonight.  I CAN DO THAT.  I DON'T KNOW WHY I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO.  Skin bubble might make me immobile!  IMMOBILE MEANS THE SAME THING AS MOBILE?!?!
    Wait no it doesn't.  Goin' Mobile!  That's a The Who.  Unless it's a The Rolling Stones.  I feel like I'm 95% sure it's a The Who but IF IT WASN'T this is how The Rolling Stones would have done it.  What else is going on and crap.  There might only be 2 more January Hearings!  That's what I read.  I hope they're renewed for a second season.  By which I don't mean I hope THERE'S ANOTHER JANUARY SIXTH they have to respond to.  I just mean I hope they respond to EXISTING January sixth A LOT MORE.  Prove me wrong you can't.  So that's good.  Mobile Alabama.  Is that relevant to this paragraph.  Is Mobile in Alabama.  Could EASILY be another state LET'S TALK ABOUT IT.  YEP IT'S ALABAMA.  Which is interesting because it's a nice name for a town but Alabama seems like one o the Stupider States so it's a surprise they'd have a cool town name like MOBILE.  Huh.  This Act III Part I is just BREEZIN by.  Which isn't a phrase.  YET.  Now it is.  I did it!
    Whatever.  Maybe write seven paragraphs for Act III Part I, I dunno!  I GOT OPTIONS is the point.  Turns out I have 2 Black and Whites and not 1.  I GUESS I could figure out a breakfast with 2 black and whites.  I had been having 2.5 as a breakfast.  HEY GETTIN SOME VANILLA WAFERS tomorrow.  How about 2 black and whites and 2 tiny vanilla wafers.  HEY HOW ABOUT THAT INDEED.  Get on my back about it or something.  I assume there's an Equal And Opposite turn of phrase Get On My Back About It.  And if not YET NOW IT IS.  I did it AND WHATKNOT.  What else is crap.  Hey you idiots. ... Usually when I say something like that I have something to follow up with.  Like HEY YOU IDIOTS HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT... and then I talk about whatever it was gonna be.  This time I just wrote Hey You Idiots with absolutely nothing to go on with.  Hmm.  Not great.  Anyway I'm gonna go get Beer @2!
   Hmm.  LOOK I JUST CHECKED THE NUTRITIONAL INFO OF UPCOMING WAFER COOKIES.  I could have THREE or even FOUR of them with 2 black and whites as a breakfast.  GLAD WE COVERED THAT.  Now we're ALL a little happier with some PEP IN OUR STEP.  Anyway jeez just had 70 cal Fiber Brownie.  CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE FLAVORED.  THIS IS THE GREATEST THING THAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME OVER THE LAST FEW MINUTES.  Delicious!  They're gonna check my weight tomorrow at Bloo Dwerk.  I SHANT LOOK AT IT MYSELF.  No question I wouldn't Like What I See.  Why put myself in that situation where I SEE WHAT I DON'T LIKE?  See no evil SPEAK no evil.  Or HEAR no evil.  The point is if you don't see evil IT MAY NOT EXIST AT ALL we have no way of knowing but it's definitely LESS LIKELY than if You explicitly saw it.  So that's good.  What else is crap and shit.  WILL I HAVE TOOTSIE POP EVEN WHILE I HAD BROWNIE?  ONLY NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE.
    Last paragraph for a lil' bit!  Then I come back and write MORE paragraphs.  Presumably 5-7 after this one.  DANGINT it's gonna SUCK getting up early tomorrow.  Oh well.  In lobby of Blood Work Hospital there's a sign that says something like #Healthcare and I always read it as HEAL THC ARE.  THC IS LIKE MARIJUANA.  MARIJUANA HELPS YA HEAL.  And now that I think about it I think there's a word AFTER Healthcare that makes, "ARE," WHICH ALREADY IS A WORD, An even more RELEVANT or INTERESTING word.  Either way YES THC ARE VERY LIKELY TO HEAL YOU.  I dunno I don't think they have a HASHTAG.  Anyway I'll Take Note of this tomorrow and update you on this situation as it progresses.  MAYBE I'M IN THE MOOD FOR BIRTHDAY BAR TONIGHT NO SPOILERS.  Maybe lots of things.  NOT TOO MANY THINGS.  LET'S SAY AROUND EIGHT.  MAYBE UP TO EIGHT THINGS.  Hmm.  Maybe write an EIGHTH paragraph here.  Gotta imagine I'm building up to A Completely Worthwhile Paragraph.  IMAGINE IT.
     Hmm.  OH HEY JUST REALIZED.  After blood work I always stop off in Convenience Store to get my mom cigarettes.  I CAN GET SINGLE QUEST BAR THERE OF UNIQUE NEW FLAVOR.  THIS IS GONNA BE GREAT.  I'll progress you on keeping this situation as it updates.  NO CHIPS AGHOY for upcoming delivery.  I dreamt it and it was GREAT IN THE DREAM IT REALLY WAS.  But I'm already getting Vanilla Wafer cookies.  How many Regular Non Health Cookies DOES ONE MAN NEED AT A TIME?  SEVERAL?  THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT.  I'M GONNA HAVE TO LOOK INTO THAT ONE.  Hmm.  Ended up having Personal Bag Of PRETZELS as SandwichSide for lunch.  HEALTHY OPTION.  Less calories than pretty much any other SandwichSide-- SALTISH or SWEETEN-- available!  THEN I HAD HEALTH ICE CREAM BAR AS SNACK LATER BUT BEFORE DINNER WHAT OF IT.  Hmm.  Mets game is going on right now and I'm watching it a little bit.  BUT I feel like I wanna put on some SHUTTER FILM during imminent Recess.  Oh well what can ya do.  Put on some Shutter Film during imminent recess.  Oh good that checks out.  Hmm.  I'm gonna go take a recess and watch SOMETHIN half heartedly during it.  I'll let ya know what happens don't worry SEE YA THEN.

    HEY!  Four to Nine paragraphs for Act III part II!!!  Facing NORTH on External Keyboard.  After facing EAST on Computer Keyboard with Part I.  Having delicious BIRTHDAY BAR right now.  Got most of Beer #2 left so I probably cut myself off there.  How hard is it to ban assault rifles.  How can the gun lobby be THAT powerful.  Look I get it the lobby is well financed because lots of people buy guns.  But how much money can there REALLY BE in Assault Rifles.  How is it enough to buy off THAT many people to THAT extent.  Maybe they're just scared of pissing off people who already have assault rifles!  In which case GROW A PAIR OR TWO.  Well just one.  If you grow multiple pairs you're gonna have some really bad hormone levels I feel.  But either way GROW AT LEAST HALF A PAIR.  Anyway what else is up and crap.
    YEAH.  I didn't put on Anything Great during short Recess I just Lived Through.  Just continued watching Mets game.  OH WELL SUCH IS LIFE.  Anyway probably just have one more snack tonight Why It's Only Some Health Ice Cream Bar Or Something.  MAYBE TOOTSIE POP OR SOMETING TOO I DUNNO ANYTING CAN HAPPN.  WHAT THE HELL I JUST HEARD A FIREWORK.  YOU'RE TOO LATE. ...OR WAY TOO EARLY.  Hmm.  I feel like we should do Fireworks on Jesus's Birthday WHENEVER THAT MAY BE because he'd get a kick out of them.  Not sure what the joke is there.  Why does everything have to be a joke.  I just think Jesus would like fireworks!  IT'S A SPECULATION STATEMENT NOT A HILARITY INDUCEMENT.  Get off some back or something about it.  Anyway I got BISON BURGER and Super Market Herbed Chicken Meal as MEALS already for the next 4 meals.  I DUNNO WHAT I'LL HAVE FOR LUNCH TOMORROW DEFINITELY ONE OF TEM.  And then I'd have the other AT SOME POINT OVER THE NEXT THREE MEALS AFTER THAT.  I DUNNO WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
    Okay.  I feel like Birthday Bars are knocking it out of the park.  I had a dream I got an order of Hershey Bars with Almonds and had them in the same way I'm having Quest Bars the last month or so.  SEEMED REASONABLE.  If we're being honest I'VE CONSIDERED IT IN WAKING LIFE.  But in the dream it was CONFIRMED that it's a good idea because I ENJOYED IT.  Still didn't get 'em THIS PAST WAKING LIFE SUPER MARKET ORDER.  Right now I'M GOOD WITH QUEST BARS.  But if I feel like, "MIXING," things up I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO HERSHEY BAR THE CRAP OUT OF SHIT.  So that's good!  Anyway.  Set up guitar amp in front of Bedroom Door again.  THIS SUCKER WEIGHS LIKE SEVEN OR EIGHT POUNDS.  HUGE ORDEAL TO MOVE IT IF I WANNA GET BY IT AND INTO HALLWAY.  Just enough time to cast doubt on whether I really wanna eat some piece of crap or not.  YEAH WHAT ELSE IS UP YOU IDIOT.  Listened to three songs of AMERICAN IDIOT this past walk.  I should get back into listening to Albums I Like.  ANYWAY KINDA WEIRD TO LISTEN TO IT NOW.  About a week ago Billie Joel Armstrong RENOUNCED AMERICAN CITIZENSHIP.  It's like watching JUNO and being like NOW THE FEMALE LEAD IS A MALE ACTOR.  NOW THE AMERICAN IDIOT ISN'T EVEN AMERICAN.  Really makes ya think.  I don't have a PROBLEM with it.  I'm glad People Are Progressing On Their Life Journeys The Way That Works Out For Them In The End.  JUST TAKES A MINUTE FOR ME TO ADJUST THAT'S ALL.
    SURE.  Feels like I'll probably write 3 more paragraphs including this one.  Makes sense.  I like doing stuff Now And Again.  LOOK it's not the best analogy.  I feel like I could watch Juno Pretty Easily!  But it IS weird that Green Day doesn't identify as American anymore.  Because HE'S WHAT AMERICA IS ALL ABOUT.  QUESTIONING AMERICA.  Now that he's NOT AMERICA but Questioning America WE'RE LEFT WITHOUT HIS VALUABLE REBELLIOUS SPIRIT.  NOW SOME OTHER DUMB AMERICAN NEEDS TO BE THE AMERICAN IDIOT FROM THE INSIDE.  I nominate MACHINE GUN KELLY.  HE'S THE ONLY REFERENCE THAT I CAN THINK OF THAT I KNOW OF WHICH WOULD BE APPROPRIATE IN THIS JOKE.  So THAT SETTLES THAT I GUESS.  Hmm.  Are assault rifles machine guns.  Are they on the same spectrum.  Either way pretty sure we should all agree to raise the age limit to buy a Machine Gun Kelly to 21.  PEOPLE UNDER 21 AREN'T MATURE ENOUGH TO APPRECIATE A MACHINE GUN KELLY RECORD.
    Probably not at least.  I feel like every Machine Gun Kelly I come across on MODERN DAY MUSIC PLAYLISTS are him DUETING with another prominent artist.  I've heard like SIX TO TEN Machine Gun Kelly songs and EACH TIME he's pairing up with SOME OTHER JERK.  WONDER WHAT THAT'S ALL ABOUT.  What else is up.  Toe Skin Bubble STILL ALIVE.  Inflammation.  Is that a better word for what it is?  I dunno!  I feel INFLAMMATION is usually RED or PUSFILLED or PAINFUL.  This is NONE OF THOSE TINGS.  Maybe there's pus in it but IT DOESN'T LOOK AND OR FEEL LIKE IT!  The good news is what else is going on.  Wasn't able to get in touch with doctor yet to re-up with Ritalin.  I have ONE LEFT.  I feel like I'll take it tomorrow and however many days after that I don't have it, I Won't Have It!  Might as well take it tomorrow rather than save it for another day.  I think it's somewhat remotely possible I can get it in time for Thursday Morning SO YEAH TAHT SETTLES THAT AND CRAP?
    Hmm.  It's like watching an Eddie Izzard episode of Tales Crypt where she's playing a man BUT NOW I feel like she usually wouldn't feel like portraying men!  Oh okay now I get it.  Shall we pronounce her first name EEE-DEE now?  My guess is no but THEN AGAIN WHOSE GONNA STOP US.  Well no one I guess.  STILL THOUGH IT WOULDN'T BE RIGHT.  What else is up.  Maybe watch a Tales Crypt episode when this is over!  PRETTY CLOSE TO EDDIE IZZARD EPISODE NOW THAT I THINK BOUT IT.  Probably get around to that tomorrow.  Almost definitely!  That's how I feel.  And if not tomorrow NEXT DAY.  And if not Next Day SOMETHING IN MY LIFE HAS CHANGED DRAMATICALLY WHICH CAN ONLY BE GOOD.  So let's hope that happens.  Lots of Dramatic Change could be bad I guess.  I DUNNO LET'S ROLL THE DICE.  I wanna go with SOME DRAMATIC LIFE CHANGE without knowing what it is and BET ON IT being positive.  Amazing.  That's it for now!  See ya later.

-9:14 P.M.

Monday, July 4, 2022

This Feels Familiar

    Hello friends!  About an hour behind schedule today.  Getting up For Good I had three options-- fit in all walks easily with NO ENTRY, fit in six walks with REGULAR ENTRY, or fit in all walks relatively easily without CrunchTime by writing SHORTER ACT I.  THAT WAS THE LAST THING I THOUGHT OF AND IT'S THE THING I'M PRESUMABLY DOING.  Five paragraph Act I!  Either made up for with Bonus Act in middle of day OR Real Long Act III.  EITHER WAY IT'S THE WAY TO GO.  Had some MightNight snacking last night!  So that ain't good!  Also had roughly 2 AND 2/3RDS Black and whites for breakfast instead of 2 and 1.5/3rds.  IMPULSE FINISHED THE LEFTOVER ONE before walk.  That's LIKE 20 CALORIES IMPULSE.  Oh no My Life!  Anyway today WOULDA Made sense with no entry because it's National Patriotism Holiday.  Oh well what can ya do.  What time is Mets game today.  I'll watch some of that assuming It Exists.  6:40 PM.  Wonderful NightTime televisonset viewing!
    Tonight I'm finishing Steak * Stuffed Mushroom.  LUNCH TODAY is betwixt Turkey Sandwich w/ Mystery Side, Chicken Ceasar Salad with Pizza Crust + tiny bit of Pizza attached to crust, OR Herbed Chicken Sweet Potato * Broccoli.  TURKEY SANDWICH 1st choice.  SALAD 2nd.  OTHER THING THIRD.  AMAZING IT'S ALL WORKING OUT IN MY FAVOR.  Lets see if I can think of anything else to talk about besides Meals * Snacks.  NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW IS... National Apple Turnover Day, National Graham Crackers Day, and Nothing Else That's It.  I'd eat some Graham Crackers tomorrow.  Where do I sign up with that.  Presumably I can pick up some Impulse Snack Graham Crackers at Corner Store or Drug Store.  Definitely Drug Store.  I dunno if they sell impulse single serving bags or PACKAGES of graham crackers with cookies and candies and stuff.  They might!  But drug store probably definitely got some Regular SuperMarketSize packs!  Also I'm not gonna do that but maybe I should.  What's Apple Turnover.  Some sort of pastry OF THIS I'M RELATIVELY CERTAIN.  LIKE A PIE BUT DIFFERENT CRUST.  Sounds vaguely appealing to me!  Just replace Apple with Chocolate and turnover with Crunch Bars!
    Hmm.  If it looks like I can fit in another paragraph or two, SHOULD I?  Or should I bank that extra time to make BONUS SURE that I got enough time for ACT II to work against Future CrunchTime.  We'll cross that bridge if we get there.  Or swim across.  I feel like swimming!  If there were no Pandemic I'd probably go to Neighborhood Complex Communal Swimming Pool.  DEFINITELY if I was still 5-10 pounds lighter.  LOOK I'm decently far away from being overweight BUT I STILL GOTTA GUT.  Either way it's MOOT because Coronavirus LIVES IN POOL WATER.  Also Everyone Else's Urine.  But THAT I can work with.  Hmm.  I think they teased next January Hearing MAY be July 12th.  That's a week from tomorrow.  GREAT DEAL this is my favorite TV show IN YEARS.  They really know what they're doing which is surprising because Usually Democratic politicians seem to have no idea what they're doing!  MAYBE LIZ CHENEY is in charge behind the scenes.  What does she know.  She personally doesn't know What She's Doing that much more than the rest of them WOULD BE MY GUESS.  But they all do or something in this case I DUNNO.
    Hmm.  I started coffee before starting entry but I presumably am waiting until Act II to have first cup.  Interesting.  What kinda side is with Turkey Sandwich.  1) Kettle Chips 2) Kind act bar? 3) Something else sweet 4) something else salty.  HEY I got personal bags of pretzels that are 100 calories each and provide A LOTTA PRETZELS for that amount.  Forgot all about these pretzels.  They're good sandwich side!  Not EXCITING as other salty snacks but THEY GET THE JOB DONE I FEEL.  Hmm.  What else is crap and whatknot.  TWO pieces of crust I saved from Pizza.  One on the LONG side of the Sicilian and then I figured I can do without one on the SHORT SIDE too for last night dinner.  So saved it for upcoming lunch!  AMAZING STUFF.  Where's my graham crackers AND STAT.  Huh?  Oh okay.  Jacob DeGrom knocked THE SHIT out of his rehab start in the minor leagues.  First time pitching in Official Baseball game in a year!  THIS SUCKER FACED SIX BATTERS AND STRUCK OUT FIVE OF THEM.  Fastball hit 100 and 101 MPH.  HE'S GONNA BE GREAT FOR THE TWO WEEKS HE'S HEALTHY.
    Yeah!  Figure I'll go for six or seven paragraphs this act based on where I am now.  Probably six.  That sounds fair.  Unless this paragraph takes a long time!  Then six sounds UNFAIR.  Other Mets Ace returning from Injury to MAJOR LEAGUE PITCHING TOMORROW.  This is all very exciting for some reason no one is really sure of.  Watched most of the rest of Return Of Them Living Dead I last night.  About 10 minutes left to watch today.  I FELT LIKE STOPPING with less than 10 minutes to go because IT WAS TIME TO GO TO SLEEP.  Get off my back about it!  Anyway when was the last time I SEEN some fireworks. I HEAR them during Fireworks Celebration Days all the years.  But I dunno if I've SEEN any.  Anyway.  That was one idea I had where I write acts and walks normally today, but instead of missing out on one walk, I take a bonus walk AFTER DINNER but before Act III/drinking.  I'm NOT DOING THAT.  LEAVE ME ALONE ABOUT IT.
    Sure.  What else is crap.  Taking a walk after this paragraph.  Maybe write six paragraphs with Act II.  Then presumably just wait until tonight to continue the entry with a Long Act III.  SURE WHAT ELSE IS UP.  I have a single small black and white cookie leftover.  WHATTA DO WITH THAT.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses!  Presumably getting Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Quest Bar TOMORROW.  AMAZING that's one of the closest days to today that there is.  Facing East with No External Keyboard this act.  Probably same configuration for upcoming Act.  Maybe use External Keyboard now that I think about it.  AMAZING.  Are British People kind of insulted that Prime American Holiday is Independence Day.  Are they like couldn't you have picked another day to celebrate yourselves than one specifically ANTI-US?  Oh well THEY HAD IT COMING.  They brought this upon themselves by denying us independence or something like that I dunno I never read a history textbook WHY BOTHER.  Hey that's great. I'll be back in a little bit.

Don't Ask Me

    Hi friends!  Presumably gonna write 6 or 7 paragraphs this act and then I'm Right On Schedule for the rest of the day.  NO bonus act at this point.  Just aim for Long Act III!  HEY I got coffee going.  Half the artificial sweetener as usual.  Gotta make this last for 1-3 more cups!  WHICH I MIGHT NOT BE ABLE TO.  I really only have enough for one cup.  OH WELL WE'LL SWIM ACROSS AROUND THAT BRIDGE WHEN WE GET THERE.  Anyway leaning towards SALAD for lunch today.  It's the most Time Sensitive to eat and get out of the way before it goes bad.  So there's that.  Also I ANTICIPATE getting some Chicken Dinners this upcoming week.  Possibly AN ALL OUT 2 PART CHICKEN DINNER.  So I wanna get some Chicken LUNCH out of the way while it's still Not Redundant!  Amazing what else.  What if I want a turkey dinner.  Then I'm doing the wrong thing.  OH WELL gotta do SOMETHING wrong in this crazy world. 
    Maybe have small ice cream sandwich as upcoming snack.  Off the top of my head that's the way to go!  GOT SOME TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT THOUGH.  So that's good.  Maybe skip 2nd cup of coffee today.  Makes sense because it preserves Truvia and makes sense because I usually don't have any coffee after this point of the day anyway.  THEN AGAIN I can try some BLACK BLACK coffee.  Coffee without any sweetener.  MIGHT BE INTERESTING U DUNNO.  I mean I DUNNO.  Hmm.  Don't need it for TONIGHT but maybe get Chocolate Chip Pancakes tonight to have ONE for breakfast tomorrow and TWO for upcoming meal over the next four meals after that.  Interesting I'd eat some chocolate chip pancakes RIGHT NOW if I could.  I can.  No one's stopping me from ordering or Go Getting some chocolate chip pancakes.  THAT'S INSANE.  You can't just DO STUFF that's not part of the routine.  WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY.  They'd be none-the-wiser if you didn't write everything you did on the internet.  But then WHAT WOULD PEOPLE SAY about me Not Writing Everything On The Internet.  Probably negative things I guess, that'd be my guess.
    Hmm.  Turkey sandwich is demoted from Primary Lunch Option because NORMALLY I get excited about some sort of SandwichSide.  Sweet or salty or whatever, it's something I'm particularly looking forward to.  Today?  Not that enthusiastic about any SandwichSide AS OF NOW.  So save the entire Meal for WHEN I AM excited about a SandwichSide.  IT JUST MAKES SENSE.  Anyway what else is up.  What more obstacles can I place to stop me from leaving my room at night.  Push Chest Of Drawers in front of door.  Let's see how 75% Asleep Me likes THEM apples.  I'll think about it.  Couldn't hurt to THINK about it.  Unless I think too hard and my brain pops.  Brain is like a balloon.  You think and think and it blows up the balloon and if you think too hard BRAIN EXPLODES.  I dunno where I learnt this but the important thing is it's true.  Hmm.  Anyway.  It'd be nice to write seven paragraphs this act.  Then it's an even 12 for Last Act--- 6 paragraph on either side of Recess!  LET'S SEE HOW MUCH TIME DO I HAVE TO WRITE FOUR PARAGRAPHS.
    I guess I have at the very most 35 minutes.  I can write 4 paragraphs in that amount of time. I  can also NOT write 4 paragraphs in that amount of time.  So we'll see which one, "Shakes," out.  Hmm.  Off the top of my head not really enthusiastic about a Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough flavor.  I've never EATEN healthy-safe-mock-chocolate-chip-cookie-dough.  And especially NON MOCK UNSAFE COOKIE DOUGH.  Look it's like chocolate chip cookie though.  How bad can it be!  WE'LL SEE I GUESS.  Gotta see something!  How about a chocolate chip pancake Quest Bar.  That's an idea waiting to Pop.  Like our Mind Balloons.  Also you REALLY don't want your MindBalloon to pop because presumably THAT KILLS YOU.  So you think too hard on one thing and that BACKFIRES COMPLETELY.  Be careful Thinking is the point I guess.  Gotta imagine they can design balloons that you inflate and inflate and they never pop.  Buy some specialty Unpoppable Balloons.  Switch em in for your current brain.  You know that sort of thing.
     Three paragraphs to go! EASY.  Easy!  Probably just go with Standard Keto Bar as upcoming snack.  Can't go wrong with a classic!  Unless the classic ain't great.  Hmm.  Guess I'm taking a shower after upcoming walk.  Finish the last <10 minutes of Return of That Living Dead One then put something else on.  What Tales Crypt am I up to.  Oh I know.  I'm HALFWAY THROUGH one.  So that's the one I'm up to.  Good deal.  Anyway today is start of work week!  EXCEPT for how it's National Patriotism Holiday.  So that's good.  I feel like we had a National Patriotism Monday Holiday VERY RECENTLY.  How long ago was Memorandum Day.  MAY 30th?!?!  That's 4 weeks ago.  Feels like it was last week or the week before at most.  Also I guess I FEEL THINGS WRONG.  Don't blame me blame Vulnerable To Popping Mind Balloon.  I'M JUST PLAYING THINGS SAFE BY NOT THINKING WELL.  If you know a better way to prevent your mind from exploding I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT.
    Two paragraphs to go for DayTime portion of entry.  EASY.  Easy!  Hmm.  Is there some sort of Democracy Stuff I can do from my home that doesn't involve Phoning People.  Or doing other things I don't like to do.  Gotta imagine there's some sort of volunteer work I can do From House that ISN'T phone banking and/or Other Stuff I'd be like meh I don't wanna do that.  Gotta LTURQ I guess.  Feels like that'd be a Productive.  Anyway what else is up.  Also YOU CAN JOIN ME.  As a single person doing volunteering all summer I might ON AVERAGE convince A SINGLE PERSON to vote (AND VOTE RIGHT).  But if I'm joined by TWENTY PEOPLE WE CAN INFLUENCE TWENTY OTHER PEOPLE.  Sounds like a good way to go.  Twenty people can be the DIFFERENCE MAKER in some election that I'm not sure which election it is or How or Why.  Hmm.  One paragraph to go and whatknot.
    Yeah!  Anyway.  SURE it looks fun to volunteer for Fetterman but I'd probably be needed more ELSEWHERE.  He knows what he's doing I think.  WHO DOESN'T KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING but has a decent chance anyway.  JUST ABOUT EVERYONE ELSE.  That's not fair.  They know what they're doing 50x as much as How Much I Would Know Should What They Know Should What I Think They Should Know What They're We're Doing.  So let's be fair I dunno anything.  What else is crap.  I could always volunteer for Republican Opponents and sabotage them FROM THE INSIDE OUT.  That might be illegal.  Dunno how they'd enforce those sorts of laws but I feel like intentional sabotage from inside out of campaigns are probably discouraged.  That'd be my guess!  AND WHY NOT.  The point is hmm.  Ended up having enough time to do everything as planned.  And I didn't even need to do What Was Probably The Right Thing And Take A Day Off.  WONDERFUL.  I'll be back tonight!

hey we're here again

    Hi friends.  ME again.  Same, "me," as before.  Me!  Maybe I'm a different Me from before.  Kinda hope not.  THEN AGAIN maybe I should kind of hope SO.  Either way hey been about eight hours.  Another IMPORTANT Mass Shooting today.  Still not 100% on how we determine Important Mass Shootings from Unimportant Ones.  Maybe the answer is obvious and I just don't get it.  Either way TODAY WE'RE SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO IT and it sounds like Roofs are the real culprit here.  ROOFS ARE FINE FOR FIDDLING BUT DON'T LET PEOPLE WITH GUNS ON THEM.  We MUST pass common sense gun reform bills that limit how high off the ground you can be with your assault rifle.  And then presumably after MUCH HIGHER vertical level where You can't bring a gun you CAN start to bring a gun.  Say between 20-200 feet off the ground NO GUNS.  But then after 200 feet up in the air IT'S COOL AGAIN.  I'M AT LEAST TRYING TO COME UP WITH SOLUTIONS WHAT GOOD HAVE YOU EVER DONE ABOUT IT.
    Anyway.  Significantly bigger portion of Steak that I had left over for Part III of III of Steak * Stuffed Mushroom.  Didn't necessarily plan it that way!  OH WELL.  I hope I made the most of it while it lasted today.  I feel like I enjoyed it.  I like the part where I stuffed it down my gullet ONLY AFTER chewing it up TO AN APPROPRIATE DEGREE.  My Mom was horrified by the picture of the Shooter because he looks weird.  And he does look weird but ya know what NO WEIRDER TAN THE REST OF US  By which I mean ME.  IF THIS GUY IS DISGUSTINGLY WEIRD then I AM ALSO at least on the DISGUSTINGLY WEIRD SPECTRUM.  It's unpleasant to talk about but EMPIRICALLY SPEAKING I GOTTA BE LOOKING PRETTY WEIRD TO OTHERS.  Doesn't seem fair.  I have no physical DISABILITY.  What have II done to deserve to look weird.  People with physical disabilities deserve to look weird because That's What God Intended.  For me though IT DOESN'T ADD UP WHY I WOULD DESERVE THIS FATE.
     Hmm.  Probably gonna have 3 beers today.  It's a HOLIDAY.  People drink alcohol on Holidays AS PER TRADITION.  Let's do it.  Anyway took Last Walk Today BACKWARDS again.  FUN STUFF.  Really gets the creative juices flowing.  Everything is As It Was But THE EXACT OPPOSITE.  Interesting.  VERY interesting.  Let's not go crazy.  SOMEWHAT interesting.  That's more my speed!  Very interesting is WAY TOO STIMULATING.  Hook me up with some Somewhat Interesting and I'M A HAPPY CAMPER.  Also some of the kids who were in July 4th parade told their parents They Don't Wanna Go To Summer Camp Anymore because they're scared.  That's what my Mom told me.  Presumably TV told her.  Or she's gone mad and made that up herself.  I HOPE IT'S THE, "HER GONE MAD," THING.  That'd be SOMEWHAT INTERESTING to have A MOTHER GONE MAD.  Anyway kinda feels like the very obvious common thread thing that we could also happily easily address is Assault Rifles?  The answer is staring us in the face and it also happens to be a very easy fix!  Ban assault rifles.  Not that complicated it turns out!  OH WELL WHAT CAN YA DO.  Apparently nothing For Some Reason.
     12 paragraphs for act III?  6 for EACH PORTION BEFORE and/or AFTER RECESS.  Wonderful.  Man oh man tomorrow I can presumably try new flavor of Quest Bar.  It's gonna be a blast-- AND A HALF!  Anyway tomorrow breakfast probably gonna be SMORE POPTART + GOOD ICE CREAM SANDWICH.  With a solid back up HEALTH FROZEN BREAKFAST SANDWICH.  Hmm.  They said FILMS such as HOME ALONE were filmed in Highland Park where shooting was.  SURE I along with ~200 other people across the globe had the thought of Kevin McAlister trying to foil Mass Shooter with his clever tricks and pranks.  I MIGHT BE THE ONLY ONE TO PUT THAT OUT THERE AS OF NOW THOUGH.  Either way I WIN by saying the thing other people have thought of too.  That's how life works!  Gonna get started on second beer now!  I deserve it by saying a dumb in poor taste thing-- BUT FIRST!  It's like being the first man on the moon but LESS CONTROVERSIAL.
     Hmm.  No garbage tonight.  I mean ENTRY is garbage.  But I'm not taking out Household Physical Garbage or anything.  So that's good!  Finished Father Of That Bride.  Still have six minutes of Return of the Living Dead to Watch.  I capitalized, "Watch," because I'm, "An Idiot!"  Hmm.  Apparently the guy who played the ghost bartender in The Shining died.  HE'S BEING A GHOST BARTENDER UP IN HEAVEN NOW.  Gotta imagine there's ghosts in Heaven.  SUPRAGHOSTS.  If you feel like dying and being a ghost in heaven THAT'S YOUR CHOICE.  What is Jesus gonna say NO?  IT'S HEAVEN BE A GHOST BARTENDER IF THAT'S WHAT GETS YOU OFF WHY NOT.  Writing Act III Part I FACING EAST WITH EXTERNAL KEYBOARD.  Just heard a Single FireWORK.  Just one explosion.  I ASSUME THAT'S THE FIREWORK EQUIVALENT OF POURING OUT A LITTLE LIQUOR AS A TRIBUTE TO THOSE WHO HAVE LOST THEIR LIVES.  This Firework IS FOR THE HIGHLIGHT PARK SIX.  Then we get into The Real Fireworks that The Living Can Enjoy.  Hmm.  Not sure that's accurate.  Oh well at least I'm not legally responsible for being accurate or not.  I can say whatever I want it turns out!
    Last paragraph before recess.  THEN GUESS WHAT time to EAT SOME NEW CRAP with start of Part II.  TOOTSIE POP?  QUEST BAR?  FIBER BAR? IT COULD BE ANYTHING!  AMAZING WHAT A LIFE I LEAD.  Anyway somebody tell my Mom not to say Parade Shooter looks weird To His Face THAT WOULD JUST MAKE HIM MADDER.  And I know he's in custardy right now but ya never know when he can gain the upper hand and be a danger again.  PLAY IT SAFE and compliment him FOR LOOKING TOTALLY NORMAL LIKE REGULAR PEOPLE no matter what you think INSIDE.  Hmm.  I wonder what this guy's motive was.  My guess is he either Doesn't Like People or he Doesn't Like Parades.  Or maybe both and that's what REALLY MADE HIM MAD.  Oh well I guess we'll never know or care.  What else is up.  Before they even identified him they described him as short or small in stature.  GREAT MORE BAD PRESS.  I've had it UP TO HERE with bad press for short men! And, "UP TO HERE," IS RELATIVELY LOW BAR OFF THE GROUND ON ACCOUNT OF ME BEING SHORT.  Also has anyone thought MAYBE HE WAS ON THE ROOF SO HE WOULD FEEL TALLER LIKE A BIG MAN?  If not THEY HOPEFULLY ARE CONSIDERING IT NOW.  I'll be back in a little bit.

     Hey!  No quest bar tonight.  Had less indulgent FIBER BAR.  I made the decision based on TASTE not on Heartiness.  It's less indulgent in CALORIES IN HEARTINESS but TASTEWISE it's more what I was after.  NOW IT'S GONE.  AND I HAVE NONE OF IT LEFT.  I'M LEFT TO DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES OF MY QUESTIONABLE DECISION MAKING.  Oh well that's life for ya.  May or may not have beer #3 tonight.  We'll see how beer #2 goes and we'll swim around the bridge when we get there!  Maybe it's a LAND BRIDGE.  Fine we'll Walk Around The Bridge As We See Fit.  Hmm.  Now I'm starting to hear some Fireworks in succession!  Anyway.  I feel like I live in a neighborhood and/or district with very high Asian American Population.  TWERE THERE to be a Crazy White person who wants to target Asian Americans THEY CAN DO A LOT WORSE THAN COMING HERE AND KILLING ME.  I shouldn't put that out there into the ether.  Oh well I CAN'T LOSE.  Either no one kills me or SOMEONE KILLS ME AND I CALLED IT.  In which case I LOOK PRETTY SMART IN RETROSPECT!!!
    So that's fun.  Represented by Asian Woman in congress.  That settles that!  Anyway what else do I got going on for me.  Oh there was someone who targeted a specific Asian Community a couple of months ago.  A church.  THAI church?  I feel like either the church was Thai or the shooter was Thai.  Or neither of them were.  NOT BOTH THOUGH.  I remember the shooter being DIFFERENT than the victims.  SO THAT SETTLES THAT ONCE AND FOR ALL.  Anyway all I have to do is steer clear of any rooves and I should be okay I think!  Hmm.  Whatta watch after the entry is over.  Presumably about time for ONE Tales Crypt episode.  Let's see.  OH NO I think the one I'm up to is possibly MY LEAST FAVORITE ONE EVER.  Just got nothin' going for it.  No Spoilers on what it is!  I'm not gonna corrupt your viewings of Tales Crypt with my own opinions!  Your Tales Crypt Impressions are between YOU AND GOD.  AND LLOYD TE BARTENDER.  Who is FRIENDS WITH GOD NOW.  I assume once you die you become friends with God.  Also that was a fictional character.  This is a REAL PERSON who REALLY DIED.  As far as we know!
     Hmm.  I dunno.  Had salad + Pizza Crust for lunch today.  Went QUITE WELL.  I got pretty much EXACTLY what I HOPED to get out of it.  Tomorrow lunch will either be SANDWICH WITH SANDWICHSIDE OR Herbed Chicken with Sweet Potatoe and Broccoli.  WOW WHAT KINDA SANDWICH SIDE ARE WE TALKIN' HERE.  Well I got ONE Mini Black and white left over.  THAT'D BE A NICE REASONABLY SMALL SANDWICHSIDE.  WOW NOW WE'RE TALKING.  WE WERE BEFORE TOO BUT NOW THAT WE'RE TALKING AND SANDWICHES AND SANDWICHSIDES I'M PAYING MORE ATTENTION BECAUSE I'M MORE INVESTED IN IT BECAUSE IT'S A SUBJECT NEAR AND DEAR TO MY HEART WHICH IS LUNCH AND OR LUNCHES.  I like the fireworks that WHISTLE.  Sure fireworks that are just one off or SEVERAL-OFF bang-booms or whatever are fine.  I LIKE TEM WHISTLERS THOUGH.  Makes ya THINK.  Well I dunno about THINK.  Makes ya FEEL.  Feel or thing, I dunno what Whistlers Are Inspiring in me, BUT I LIKE IT.
    Three paragraphs to go!  Maybe Tomorrow I take a day off.  I've earned a day off.  On account of All These Days On.  YEAH.  Anyway.  HOLY SHIT I JUST SAW SOME FIREWORKS.  Facing north is Facing WINDOW which I'm rarely doing.  Got blinds closed but I SAW SOME FIREWORK EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY THROUGH THE VERTICAL BLINDS.  THIS IS THE FIRST TIME I'VE SEEN FIREWORKS IN POSSIBLY OVER A DECADE.  I don't know how to feel.  I don't know what to THINK.  I DON'T KNOW WHERE I AM.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT SMELLS.  Anyway let's see.  Most likely snacks for rest of day are (1) DELICIOUS TOOTSIE POP and (2) DELICIOUS HEALTH ICE CREAM BAR.  WOW I GOT IT ALL FIGURED OUT DON'T I.  WELL YES MUCH OF IT BUT NOT ALL OF IT.  Just finished Beer #2.  That's probably it for tonight.  I call that a, "Win!," or, "Something!"  Are these Chinese Fireworks.  I told you I live in Asian American neighborhood.  Also Asians were the first to Firework, right?  I feel like that's a commonly accepted version of history.  PROBABLY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE.  That's my instinct for why it would be commonly accepted!
    Last paragraph of the Night!  Amazing.  What else is up.  JUST moved computer to Face East and disconnected External Keyboard.  Felt like it was time to adjust everything to it's Normal Natural Position.  Also seeing fireworks was too stimulating.  SEXUALLY stimulating.  Anyway what else is going on now that I'm typing On The Computer.  NOT A LOT.  Hmm.  I could skip the tootsie pop.  OR I COULD HAVE A CHOCOLATE TOOTSIE POP.  I feel like IF I'm gonna have one tonight LET'S GO WITH THE STANDARD BEARER.  Chocolate!  So that's good.  Mets game close to being over.  Probably put on Tales Crypt after this is done EVEN TWERE the game not over yet.  Then keep tabs ON THE INTERNET to see if game becomes interesting before ending.  THAT SOUNDS FAIR, VERY FAIR.  Hmm.  Thinking about getting GOLDEN GRAHAMS Breakfast Cereal Bar.  Had GREAT experience with Cinnamon Toast Crunch Bar.  This is MORE CALORIES but ANYTHING WORTH DOING SOUNDS CRAZY AT FIRST.
    I think it's like graham crackers and possibly marshmallows.  HMM maybe I should try Regular Golden Graham CEREAL before I try the Cereal BAR FORM.  Lemme LTURQ.  Marshmallows in Golden Graham bar.  Also CHOCOLATE in golden graham barr.  BOTH CONSPICUOUSLY ABSENT FROM REGULAR CEREAL THOUGH.  Interesting.  SOMEWHAT interesting.  So that's good.  Graham Barr sounds like a crossover of Bad Republicans or something.  Oh well what else can ya do.  Huh.  Fireworks still going off constantly but I assume when I'm trying to go to bed in half an hour they'll stop then.  It'd be RUDE to keep going when I'm EXPLICITLY trying to go to bed.  Sounds about right.  Anyway I dunno ANOTHER DAY DOWN.  Not sure what we accomplished but it definitely is solidly ONE MORE DAY THROUGH THE CALENDAR THAN BEFORE!  What kinda stuff can I do to stop MightNight snacking tonight.  I feel like SOMETHING WITH RUBBER BANDS.  Attach rubberband to Door knob (INSIDE OR OUTSIDE DOOR KNOB OF DOOR TO ROOM?) and then attach that to something else or something?  I don't have all the details.  Not even sure I have any rubber bands.  Either way I'll update you on this situation as it progresses.  See ya later.

-9:47 P.M.

Sunday, July 3, 2022

And Away We Go

    Hey!  Good news.  Had minimal MightNight snacking last night!  All I had was two 1/3rd handfuls of Frosted Flakes.  HOWEVER I had early breakfast and had half a mini Black and White AFTER breakfast which I will chalk up to MightNight on account of going back to bed for half an hour or so afterwards.  BACK IN BED?  AND ISN'T BREAKFAST?  That's a mightnight.  So without that GREAT.  With it NOT TERRIBLE.  What did I do differently?  Closed my bedroom door on a Shirt Of Laundry.  Made it very slightly more difficult to leave he room.  JUST THE TIME I NEEDED to think about what I was doing.  So maybe that works again tonight.  Anything is possible!  What else.  Gonna lobby for Italian Restaurant tonight.  Get pizza and save some crust for salad tomorrow lunch and then finish steak * seafood for dinner tomorrow.  SOUNDS GOOD BUT WHAT'S FOR LUNCH TODAY.  Probably either turkey sandwich or Herbed Chicken Broccoli Sweet Potato Fresh Direct Meal.  THAT SOUNDS GOOD TOO.  WOW LOTS OF SOUNDING GOODS SO FAR. 
    Anyway about 45 minutes ahead of schedule today.  Had to get up early to help move some stuff to get my Dad ready for Nurse who came to house to give Blood Infusion.  Move some BOXES.  Move IV Pole.  Throw out some GARBAGE.  Wonderful.  I'M HELPING!!!  Anyway there's two lights in the kitchen and the NOT MAIN ONE we didn't need I turned on because I need it for Making Coffee Station and then the nurse was like OH THANKS and I was PRIVATELY LIKE what The Hell I was gonna turn this off when I leave.  Now I think he expects it on.  Then he got up to do something and while he wasn't there I QUICKLY TURNED IT OFF.  Maybe he won't notice.  That's how I feel.  Anyway.  I BELIEVE it's an overweight black guy.  Didn't fully register what I was dealing with.  Sounds about right though.  Leaving shirt on this period between walks.  Don't wanna take my shirt off and then forget about it and go downstairs with no shirt.  I'll have to risk Tearing Shirt I guess for half a dozen sit-up/push-up sets.
    YEAH.  OH NO I bet there's LOTS of National Foods Of Tomorrow.  DANGIT.  Anyway big fan of Hebrew National Beef Pastrami I got yesterday.  PRETTY INDULGENT SANDWICH MEAT but not THE MOST INDULGENT.  So good I didn't mind the Beef Redundancy with Dinner!  Anyway got 2nd half of Half Pound of it FOR NEXT WEEK.  Unless I go MAD WITH DESIRE and eat it before making it to next week.  I DOUBT THAT WILL HAPPEN.  Either way huh.  Mets game tonight at 1:40 PM.  I feel like to The Amish 1:40 PM is The NightTime.  What else.  National Foods Of The Tomorrow are... Jackfruit Day and Great British Pea Week.  THAT'S A SURPRISE.  I was expecting FIREWORKS at the very least.  Either way whatta jack fruit.  It's in THE FIG family.  Oh now I get it.  What's British Pea.  I think it's just regular peas.  Great British Pea Week.  Also it covers ALL of Great Britain.  Not just GENERIC Britain.  But GREAT Britain.  Anyway.  How bout some GRILLING foods.  Is that a nonstarter?  Hmm.  I have VEGGIE burger.  Should I celebrate July 4th with that?  NOPE I'd probably be DOXXED by right wingers for being a SOY BOY on THIS THE HOLIEST OF AMERICAN DAYS NOT ACCOUNTING FOR JEFFERSON DAVIS DAY.  Oh well that's life I guess.
   Hmm.  Whatta do with extra time I have because of being ahead of schedule.  Write a couple of extra paragraphs I guess.  Analogous to yesterday.  12/6/12 again???  POSSIBLY IN THE CARDS.  Anyway made it 30 minutes into Return Of The Living Dead I last night.  Not sure I got much out of it!  That's life.  I hope we get some ROTATING nurses.  This guy seemed okay but I'd like some sexy ladies IMJO.  Also I can impress them by making coffee and CONSIDERING asking if they would like some.  It's the thought that counts!  So that's good.  I could see myself just having turkey sandwich immediate lunch after pastrami sandwich.  WHAT WILL THE SIDE BE THOUGH.  Maybe Kind Act Bar again.  IT WORKED OUT DECENTLY YESTERDAY.  Hmm.  Breakfast was Pop Tart and Ice Cream Sandwich by the way.  Just so we're all on the same page!  THIS ONE.  What else is crap.  Writing Act I facing EAST with NO external keyboard.  Good.  I'm glad.
    YEAH.  If I plan on 12 paragraphs do I wait until after Sixth to get coffee?  My feeling? NO.  I PLEAD THE SIXTH.  What would pleading the sixth be like.  Let's look that up right quick.  Right to lawyer, impartial jury, know who your accusers are, etc.  I'D PLEAD THE SIXSTH ALL DAY LONG.  Sounds like fun.  Anyway.  Coulda gone back to bed for an hour and a half after helping my Dad move stuff around.  I didn't though!  Took the CALCULATED RISK of getting up and doing things as opposed to laying down and doing nothing.  So far I'd say it's relatively working out for me!  Anyway.  HMM I could finish Steak * Stuffed mushroom for lunch and then have pizza for dinner.  I can get CHINESE FOOD for lunch but that'd be irresponsible pushing things I already have for lunches back.  THEN AGAIN lemme think about that.  Nah doesn't check out.  I feel if I had 1 or 2 less Super Market meals I'd be PRIMED to do Chinese Food starting today.  BUT I DON'T SO I SHANT.
    Good.  Could always forego getting dinners over the course of the week.  HMM that could work.  CRAZY ENOUGH IT JUST MIGHT WORK ANYWAY.  HMM main one I get is closed on Sundays.  I can get A DIFFERENT ONE.  Or take that as a sign to NOT do this.  Lemme thing through Better Choices for lunch again.  I bet there's one or two upon further introspection I can get enthusiastic about!  Hmm.  Nothin YET but maybe over time something will start striking my fancy.  GOOD GREAT WHAT ELSE IS UP.  Are families supposed to celebrate July 4th.  I feel like I've gone to July Fourth events 2-5 times in my life.  A BBQ or what have you.  Just not hosted or affiliated by or with my family!  WE'RE MORE VETERANS DAY PEOPLE prove us wrong!  Maybe just have salad with piece of Old Health Bread.  Anyway I'm gonna go get coffee.
   SEVENTH PARAGRAPH just doesn't have the same kick if we're going with 12 paragrapns and not 10.  NOT EVEN CLOSE.  Oh well got some coffee.  Only 5 Truvia instead of Standard 8.  LET"S MAKE THESE BAD BOYS LAST.  Guess I can see myself enjoying Turkey Sandwich with THE RIGHT SIDE whatever that may be.  Maybe enjoy Herbed Chicken Broccoli and Sweet Potato IF I'm getting pizza tonight instead of Different Balanced Main Meal.  HMM WHAT WOULD BE GOOD TURKEY SANDWICH SIDE.  Could go CRAZY and have a Birthday Bar.  Could go LESS CRAZY and have kettle chips or a Kind Act Bar.  SOUNDS LIKE TOP CONTENDERS FOR SURE.  Unless...  Hey what's good.  I feel pleading the fifth is counterintuitive because you're saying I DON'T WANNA INCRIMINATE MYSELF but in the process of it IT'S PRETTY INCRIMINATING that you'd want to do that.  I know not LEGALLY incriminating.  But in the court of Dumb Public Opinion WHICH I INCLUDE MYSELF IN.  Sounds like I'm guilty of that NEXT QUESTION.
    Okay.  Could be three paragraphs to go, could be five.  We'll see how I'm feeling and whatknot.  So far no Removing Masking Tape from Cable Box.  Worried if I take it down I might never be able to put it back up!  Why take the risk.  HMM when is Childs Play Season II coming. Set to premiere in the Fall of 22.  22?  THAT'S THIS.  FALL?  That's NEXT.  So that's good.  I hope everything works out for all of them.  All the people who work on the show AND all the characters who are fictional in the show.  Mutually beneficial Work Environment between those groups of people.  Anyway.  Figure next snack will either be KETO BAR or CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH BAR.  Lots of good options for SNACKS as opposed to Today Lunch Specifically.  HMM WHAT IF I JUST HAVE A BUNCH O' SNACKS.  THAT SOLVES NOTHING I need to continue making dents in eating the fresh meals I got from super market.  KETO BARDS ARE FRESH MEALDS.  INCORRECT.
   Ninth paragraph!  Amazing.  Give another look at Chinese Restaurants available to me for Today Lunch.  I can always Forego getting Dinner Deliveries half the time for the rest of the week!  STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 PART 1 HAVE HAPPENED.  EH forget it.  Most back-up Chinese restaurants I'd prefer are ALSO closed today.  FORGE IT I'LL FIGURE SOMETHING OUT.  I think I have cup of noodles.  I can have that with Some Side.  WHAT SIDE. LOOK THIS IS ALL NONSENSE.  Gonna have a Fresh Direct meal AND THAT'S THAT PRESUMABLY FOR THE MOST PART.  Hmm.  Three point five paragraphs to go!  Amazing.  Let's circle back around to Veggie Burger.  Maybe there's something there!  POSSIBLE.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as soon as it starts progressing!  Anyway I'm just gonna write one more paragraph unless I feel legit inspiration.  Why bother doing Bad Things.  Presumably because they're actually GOOD THINGS IN DISGUISE.
    What else is up.  Side for veggie burger gotta be a Salty and not a sweet.  Regular sandwiches, salties are definitely more prominent JUSTLY but you could make a case for a sweet.  BURGER?  THAT'S A SALTY SIDE C"MON NO SWEETS THERE AT ALL.  So that's good.  Got kettle chips.  It'd be nice to eat Oh I Don't Know 22 of them.  Eat the big pieces one at a time.  Eat the smaller less hearty pieces TWO at a time.  CRACKED THAT CODE.  That presumably equates to like 14 Mouthful Experiences overall at a time with the chips.  CRACKED THAT.  Code.  Gotta use oven though to heat up veggie burger.  That shouldn't be a hassle but ya never know do ya!  YOU PROBABLY KNOW SOMETIMES.  I envy you.  What else is up.  Had 3 beers last night.  Probably won't tonight!  Probably look forward to cutting it out completely and replacing it with Better Inebriation of Marijuana!  Unless marijuana is too uncomfortably stimulating to me!  Then re-calibrate and stick with beer!  AND/OR NOTHING.  Either way I'll be back in a little bit. 

I Guess It Could Be Worse

    Hey!  Got room to either add a walk or fit in seventh walk BEFORE making Dinner Delivery order/waiting for it/ retrieving it.  PROBABLY WON'T DO EITHER.  Just enjoy the extra time in the day without going out of my way to make it slightly CrunchTime.  So that's good.  Got some coffee #2 and diet coke going!  So that's good.  Anyway Veggie Burger with Frozen Frenched Fries MAY be the way to go for lunch.  And still lobby for Pizza and have Some Sicilian Crust as side for Tomorrow Lunch Salad.  I THINK WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP.  I will continue talking about this for four more paragraphs but WE ARE ALL CAUGHT UP NONETHELESS RIGHT NOW.  If nurse is still here in 2 hours that might limit what snack I want.  I PROBABLY have some Cabinet Snack in Fridge already which is EASILY retrievable.  MAYBE GET AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH THOUGH ANYWAY.  That's RETRIEVABLE AS FUCK.  Hmm.  Do people who use fireworks in Independe Day LOVE COUNTRY or LOVE FIREWORKS.  I think we tend to give them the credit of the doubt that they love country.  But gotta imagine it's more accurately to describe them as loving fireworks, right?  RIGHT?
     Hmm.  I assume Fireworks are protected by the 2nd amendment.  I dunno I think Personal Fireworks might be banned in some states.  LEMME LTURQ.  ILLEGAL IN NEW YORK.  Which is interesting because I hear them here and there all the time on Celebration Days.  I HEAR PEOPLE BREAKING THE LAW.  Time to turn into Batman and track these lawbreakers down.  THEN REMIND THEM POLITELY THEY'RE BREAKING THE LAW and then I'M OFF.  What else is up.  Pretty sure they could just say, "I didn't know it was illegal," or, "I know i set off the fireworks but I didn't think they'd actually WORK."  Because that means we can't charge them with a crime.  Anyway ever die from fireworks.  Firehicular Manslaughter?  Lemme LTURQ.  Looks like about a dozen people die a year from fireworks, and in the 10-20,000 range are people hospitalized from fireworks.  OH NO I'M SCARED.  Not as scared as I should be.  But I'm getting there!  What else.  If I wanna eat snack at same time as usual Window gonna have to wait a little bit longer in SEQUENCE OF EVENTS of the day.  Cause I started earlier!  We'll see how that all, "Shakes," out.
    Sure, mmhmm.  Jeez.  I could easily have snack 30 minutes ahead of schedule or something.  That won't, "Break the bank."  Good.  Figure I ate about 25 calories of Fristed Flukes at night.  That rounds down to NO MIGHTNIGHT SNACKING.  Half a black and white rounds up to VERY SMALL amount of MightNight Snack.  Having it IN LIGHTTIME after Early Early Breakfast makes it DEBATABLE whether it's MightNight snacking.  HOW ELSE WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO CLASSIFY IT HOT SHOT?  YOU GOT ANY BETTER IDEAS?  NOPE you're useless to me!  USELESS!  Hey I guess I'll watch an episode or two of Tales Crypt before Mets game starts.  And then hopefully it becomes An Uninteresting Game quickly so I can watch SOMETHING ELSE again.  Or for the first time.  Probably AGAIN.  Hmm.  So far nurse hasn't complained HEY WHAT HAPPENED TO THE LIGHT.  He might be privately upset about me turning the light back off but he's keeping it to himself! 
    Penultimate paragraph of the DayTime.  Good.  Maybe go with turkey sandwich today.  That's how I feel THIS VERY MOMENT.  EASILY can change my mind several times though before lunch comes into full effect.  The good news is WOW WHAT ELSE IS UP.  I could relatively easily fit in 7 walks before Dinner Delivery.  JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE IT THOUGH.  Why bother doing something when you can just as easily not do something.  That's my philosophy this paragraph!  So that's good.  Normally I take a shower right after Walk III.  THIS TIME watch a Tales Crypt and twitter and THEN take a shower and then I EVEN STILL HAVE MORE TIME to watch another Tales Crypt and twitter.  That gets me into Met Game Territory.  So the point is Hey it's all working out for me great whouda thunk it.  Still probably wait to have SNACK until AFTER SHOWER.  But more or less RIGHT AFTER.  Well as soon as I'm DRESSED.  NURSE PROB STILL GONNA BE HERE.
    Last paragraph of The DayTime Day!  Besides my Dad probably will wanna take his walk at some point today after he's done with Nurse.  That could give me some problems if I was trying to CrunchTime in an extra walk.  SO WHY BOTHER.  Also WHY BOTHER ABOUT ANYTHING.  Let's extrapolate THIS Why Bother into WHY EVER BOTHER.  So that's good.  Gonna have to come up with some new titles today.  I dunno what titles YOU'RE seeing right now but the odds are they're VERY different than the titles I have a placeholders right now.  I hope!  Solid chance they're the SAME titles I have right now and Nobody Is Happy About It.  HEY THAT'S LIFE.  NO ONE BEING HAPPY ABOUT ANYTHING.  Sounds fair.  I CAN SEE MYSELF ENJOYING UPCOMING TALES CRYPT I HAVE IN STORE.  I like the parts of this episode where hey what's it all about and whatknot.  HEY that's it for today.  See ya ToNight!

some place some time tomorrow

    Hi!  Got some BLUE tootsie roll going on.  Well it's probably more o a PURPLE.  Grape flavor.  GRAPES AREN'T BLUE, GRAPES ARE PURPLE.  Unless, "Grape," is slang for, "Balls."  Then you can have Blue Balls.  Not sure I've ever experienced Blue Balls.  I think the premise is you get excited or something and close to Sperm Ejaculation but then something interrupts you and then ball turns blue?  And it's painful?  LOOK I'm interrupted in the middle of business all the time but I've never FELT PAIN or SEEN ANY COLORS out of the ordinary.  So maybe I'm just Hashtag Blessed my testicles know their place.  Not causin' me problems!  Either way had delicious Pizza and had delicious leftover Crust AND BIT OF PIZZA for tomorrow salad side.  THERE'S SUPPLY SIDE ECONOMIC AND THEN THERE'S SALAD SIDE.  Either that or nope ONLY SUPPLY SIDE.  That's THE ONLY ECONOMICS THERE IS it turns out.  SORRY EVERYONE.  Got beer going on.  Gotta take out garbage in about half an hour.  So all that's working out for me GREAT JUST GREAT.  Also sucking on some Blue.
   Look I'm sure this is Officially Grape and this might just be in my head but I FEEL this tootsie pop DOES sort of taste BLUE and not just Grape.  THERE'S SOME BLUE TO THIS FLAVOR AND I LOVE IT.  So that's good.  What did I have for lunch.  Veggie burger and Frozen French Fries.  That I un-froze before I eat them!  That's what they recommended on the bag and Who Am I To Disagree With Bags.  Anyway PUT IN ORDER for Amazon TRUVIA and added a QUEST BAR PACK to it.  Wanted Mint Chocolate Chunk but for a variety of reasons I ended up getting Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough instead.  Wouldn't have been my FIRST choice of what new flavor to try but IN THE END it might just might work out for the best.  I like the part where Chocolate Cookie Chip.  AND IT BEING DOUGH FLAVORED ONLY SWEETENS THE DEAL.  Anyway.  Solid chance I eat indulgent Quest Bar pretty soon.  I can see myself enjoying that.  Get into a groove where I do no MightNight snacking and then DAILY DIET ROUTINE IS UNSTOPPABLY SUSTAINABLE.  Can't hurt to dream.  Unless you fall off the bed in your dream.  And your bed is 50 feet off the floor.  THAT KIND OF FALL COULD KILL YOU.
     Hmm.   Watching the re-boot of All In The Master Of The House Father Of That Bride.  GOOD DEAL.  It's about FAMILY PEOPLE.  What kind of SOCIOPATH doesn't enjoy watching Family People Do Things And Crap.  You'd have to be SOME MADMAN to not GET OFF by watching Family People Live Their Family Lives.  Anyway what else is up.  Writing Act III Part I FACING EAST with NO External Keyboard.  SO FAR SO MEH.  Pizza knocked it out of the park today!  Nice hearty chunks of eggplant.  What kind of a fool doesn't GET OFF by hearty (GRILLED?) egg plants.  Let's move on.  Hey get a load of this what jerk came up with the name for eggplants.  We already GOT EGGS AM I RIGHT.  COME UP WITH SOME NEW MATERIAL you're REPEATING YOURSELF and it's NOT in a fun way!  Anyway figure I gotta write 2+ more paragraphs before I can take nice recess.  ENTRY SO FAR TODAY AIN'T BEEN GREAT.  But it gets us closer to THE NEXT good thing that will inevitably eventually happen in all of our lives.  Might have to celebrate whatever that is SEPARATELY.  That's life.  Sometimes we're together, sometimes we're not!  Make the most of a sticky situation!
    Okay.  Took my final Park Walk tonight BACKWARDS.  I thought it was time to mix things up again and I did AND IT WORKED.  Everything really is being seen in a different perspective!  Reverse perspective!  I had fun and now you are having fun Reading All About It.  Anyway I could finish Bother of the Fried tonight OR I could resume ROTLDI and save Father-Bride for TOMORROW.  THAT SOUNDS FUN.  I like Return of Them Living Dead I good.  PARTS WITH ZOMBIES GET ME GOING.  ESPECIALLY THAT ONE ZOMBIE.  YOU KNOW WHICH ONE.  That zombie is GREAT.  Hmm.  BIRTHDAY BAR THE WAY TO GO TONIGHT!  AMAZING now what's the way to go for Breakfast Tomorrow HOT SHOT.  I dunno 2.5 Small Black and whites?  GOTTA BREAKFAST THEM AT SOME POINT THIS WEEK.  So that's fun.  WHAT ABOUT AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH and 1.5 Small Black and whites.  HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH WITH THAT BULLSHIT.  Wait no that seems out of line.
    Okay.  Last paragraph before break!  Went into Starbucks to use bathroom for first time in like a week and I realized HEY I OUGHTTA GET AN ICED COFFEE.  Been YEARS since I bought Fast Food Iced Coffee.  WHY MUST I SUFFER.  I deserve a TREAT.  On account of BEING A RELATIVELY GREAT PERSON.  Either way what else is going on.  I feel like before I started drinking coffee or iced coffee I once got a HOT CHOCOLATE from Dunkin Donuts as an impulse and I thought that was normal!  Hey people are getting D&D Drinks all the time I see them carrying them!  I'll get a hot chocolate (Possibly a WHITE HOT CHOCOLATE???) and be like them.  NONE OF THESE PEOPLE ARE GETTING WHITE HOT CHOCOLATES I LOOK LIKE A FOOL IN RETROSPECT.  I'll never live that down!  Oh well such is life.  Anyway hey that's it for now.  And by now I mean up until around 15 minutes from now.  That's when I WILL RESUME Act III with Act III Part II.  SEE YA SOON!

    HEY time to write 5 more paragraphs.  Took out garbage.  Bout to start Birthday Bar and Beer #2.  GOOD DEAL LET'S ENJOY THE NIGHT FROM THIS POINT ON.  Up until now I wasn't really passionate about Trying To Enjoy The Night.  I feel from this point onward though I should really make it one of my top priorities!  HMM BIRTHDAY BAR DELICIOUS.  I took it out of Fridge about 10 minutes before I started eating it.  Might have made it a little softer.  Tastes even MORE like birthday cake now!  Which makes sense. YOUR STANDARD BIRTHDAY CAKE IS LIGHT AIRY CAKE NOT HARD HARDENED CAKE.  Anyway I feel like HOW MUCH OF RETURN OF THAT LIVING DEAD do I have left over.  ABOUT FIFTY MINUTES?!?!  NOT INCLUDING CREDITS?  I CAN WATCH ALL OF THAT IF i STAY UP LATER THAN USUAL.  mIGHT AS WEEL.  Oh okay what else is going on and crap.  I heard SECOND HAND from MY DAD that my Mom MAY have tried one of the Quest Bars and didn't like it cause it was too hard.  WHICH FLAVOR DID SHE TRY AND CAN SHE GO BACK IN TIME AND CHANGE HER MIND SO I CAN HAVE THE BAR I WASTED ON HER
   Anyway.  Chewin' up the last of Birthday Bar.  I HAVE NO REGRETS.  Anyway I was looking at Internet WebPage of Medicinal Marijuana dispensary and it gives me the impression that there's NOWHERE NEAR the kind of selection I was imagining.  I was imagining DOZENS AND DOZENS of STRAINS available in WEED form and EDIBLE FORM and OTHER forms.  This one Website seemed to suggest like SIX DIFFERENT KINDA OF MARIJUANA.  WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE I WANT SPECIAL STRAINS.  Anyway what can ya do.  Also SURE I'd try edibles but I WANNA LEAN INTO SMOKING IT YOU FOOLS what's WRONG with YOU FOOLS.  BIRTHDAY BAR WAS TOO FILLING.  Not used to food LEAST OF ALL SNACKS filling me up.  FEELS UNCOMFORTABLE.  I DON'T LIKE IT off the top of my head.  The good news is hey I gotta write 3 more paragraphs.  Then LIVE THE REST OF TE NIGHT.  THEN GUESS WHAT HEALTH ICE CREAM BAR TIME WHEN I GO TO BED.
   It's good to keep myself motivated through SNAKINGS.  If you know a better way to String Yourself Along day by day throughout the days I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT IN WRITING.  I'll READ IT.  LATER.  Hmm.  Hearin' a bit of Firework.  A LITTLE BIT CLOSER THAN WHAT YOU WERE DOING 2 DAYS AGO BUT STILL NO CIGAR.  Although I guess if they SET OFF a firework now and it's STILL FIREWORKING 3 hours from now CONGRATULATIONS YOU MADE IT TO FIREWORKS DAY.  I don't think it takes that long for a Fire work to Work though.  I don't think lots of things!  Anyway.  Health Frozen Breakfast Sandwich would be a good breakfast for tomorrow.  We'll have to see how I feel!  And then ACT on how I feel.  And then FEEL how I ACT.  And then FALL BACK ASLEEP OR SOMETIN' I DUNNO I LOST TRACK.  What day is Halfway Day through the year.  Gotta imagine it's Around Now.  JULY SECOND.  I WAS OFF BY ONE DAY.  TOO BAD.  If ONLY I was off by one day IN THE OTHER DIRECTION.  That'd be PERECT I could prepare a day in advance to celebrate HalfYearDay.  NOW despite being close I HAVE ABSOLUTELY NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT.
    Penultimate paragraph of the night!  Watch some Movie.  Eat some NightTime Ice Cream.  Fall asleep or something somehow at some point.  NO MIGHTNIGHT SNACKING.  Close my bedroomdoor ON A SHIRT.  Which provides my HalfSleepingSelf JUST ENOUGH HESITATION to change my mind and Not Eat Any MightNights.  IT WORKED ONCE IT COULD WORK AGAIN.  Then we're REALLY talking Sustainable Summer To Remember.  Everything I'm doing is sustainable ONCE I knock out the MightNights!  AMAZING I hope it all works out for me.  Obviously.  What kind of FREAK is hoping things DON'T work out for him?  A SEXUAL PERVERT FREAK would be my first instinct.  Huh?  Oh.  Okay.  What else is up.  Writing Part II Act III while facing NORTH on my EXTERNAL keyboard.  THE AMAZING NEWS IS I JUT HAVE TO WRITE ONE MORE PARAGRAPH until Everything Else FINALLY Clicks Into Place.
    YEAH.  Looking forward to being done with this ONCE AND FOR ALL.  By which I mean FOR ABOUT 12 HOURS THE HUGE MAJORITY OF WHICH I'LL BE SLEEPING FOR.  So essentially I'll be done with this once and for all for about 2 Waking Hours until starting back up again.  HEY YA TAKE WINS WHERE YOU CAN GET THEM.  Probably.  Maybe you're a Sex Pervert who gets off on LOSSES.  Whatever floats your boat.  Water would be my first guess.  Probably SEAWATER.  Seltzer would be my second guess???  What else is up.  Fire works.  SO DO WATER AND THE OTHER ELEMENTS.  I WANNA SAY, "AIR."  EARTH IS PROBABLY ONE OF THEM.  EARTH WORKS JUST FINE.  Been a while since I had a BAGEL for lunch.  With either lightly buttered or lightly cream cheesed.  OR MAYBE just with some eggs or something.  The point is WHERE'S MY BAGEL CENTRIC MEAL.  It's ON ME to manifest it for myself.  I GOTTA PUT IN THE WORK.  Okay good.  That's it for tonight.  See ya later!

-9:30 P.M.

Saturday, July 2, 2022

I'm All In This Together

    Hello friends!  About 15-25 minutes behind schedule today.  Should be able to fit everything in relatively easily though without CrunchTime!  So that's good.  Did some MightNight snacking last night.  That's bad!  It's starting to really annoy me.  WHY WON'T THIS END and whatknot.  It'd make my life a lot better!  LOSE SOME WEIGHT BACK.  Instead of presumably incrementally GAINING weight most likely.  Oh well what can ya do.  Probably SOMETHING.  Hmm that sounds interesting.  Something.  WHOULDA THUNK IT.  Anyway Mets game at 4:10 PM today!  I can watch that no problem!  Maybe some problem WHAT DO I KNOW.  Anyway had 2.5 black and whites for breakfast today AS WAS THE PLAN.  Been a while since I had breakfast When I Wanted.  Usually have it Halfway Breakfast, Halfway very late MightNight Snack.  BUT it's been successful anyway in lasting me until when I wanna have Post Breakfast Pre Lunch snack.  SO THAT'S BEEN OKAY.  AMAZING!
    Typing at Regular Laptop Keyboard right now.  I go back and forth depending on how I feel!  Sounds good.  Anyway up to the last episode of the penulaitme AMERICAN season of Tales Crypt.  That's good.  I watch those Tales Crypts a lot I DUNNO if I mentioned it!  Anyway dinner tonight is Part II of Steak * Stuffed Mushroom.  WHAT SHALL LUNCH BE.  Eliminate Herbed Chicken Meal because it's too redundant as a Balanced Dinner Meal  Sweet Potato and Broccoli.  TOO MUCH LIKE A REGULAR DINNER SIMILAR TO STEAK * STUFFED MUSHROOM DINNER.  Eliminate Beef Pastrami.  Too much overlap with Beef/Steak.  TURKEY SANDWICH strong contender.  CHICKEN CEASAR SALAD strong contender.  WELL THAT'S ABOUT IT WONDERFUL.  Anyway I dunno what else is crap.  Anything Terrible happen in the last 12 hours.  Lemme just give that a VERY QUICK looksee.  NOPE.  Terrible things that happened RECENTLY still seem to be upsetting people.  That's understandable.  I'll get upset about it all over again too when I read updated TwitterTakes.  Amazing.  HEY MAYBE I SHOULD USE TWITTER.  Tweet and crap.  HOW DO I GET FOLLOWERS.  Tweet some CLEVER REPLIES to Prominent Tweeters. Nah I ain't gonna do that.
    Hmm.  Can't wait to have more of the Kind Act bars!  Fifty percent because I wanna eat them soon because then I'm done with them and don't need to eat them anymore and fifty percent because these are just dumb not-worth-it granola bars.  I LOVE DOING DUMB THINGS THIS IS GREAT!  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Chocolate Wafer Day, National Eat Beans Day, and National Independent Beer Run Day.  HOLY CRAP CHOCOLATE WAFER THAT SOUNDS DELICIOUS.  I wish I had some RIGHT NOW.  Forget Kind Act Bar.  Chocolate Wafer is what I want. Anyway National Eat Beans Day?  DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.  I'll eat beans ON MY OWN ACCORD THANK YOU VERY MUCH.  Hmm been a while since I ate any beans.  95+% times I ate beans it was Chipotle.  THOSE ARE GOOD BEANS.  Anyway what's an INDEPENDENT beer run.  Let's LTURQ.  Oh it's not an INDEPENDENT RUN it's a run for INDEPENDENT BEER.  Like CRAFT beer.  ALSO it's a day before INDEPENDENT DAY is that relevant one would imagine Yes.
    Cool.  So basically what are my avenues of getting Chocolate Wafer.  I guess that's like a KitKat.  That's exactly what a KitKat is!  I can get a kit kat from a store if I really felt like it.  I probably DON'T but maybe I SHOULD.  One presumable generic serving size of KitKat you buy at store isn't breaking the bank as The Indulgent Dessert tonight.  I AIN'T GONNA DO THAT BUT IF I DID THIS IS HOW I WOULD HAVE DONE IT.  What else is crap.  OLD MAN SHERZER is pitching on Tuesday I think.  He's one of the best pitchers IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM.  I was gonna say universe but I am NOT 100% CONFIDENT AT ALL that's the case.  Solar System I feel is pretty safe.  We'd kinda know if there were Pitchers on these nearby planets we know a lot about.  What else is going on and crap.  Got coffee coming up soon.  GOD DANGIT still haven't ordered New Artificial Sweetener.  I can't log into Parents' Amazon account on my computer for some reason.  Gotta WORK TOGETHER with my Dad to get this done.  HE'S A BUSY MAN I DON'T LIKE INTERRUPTING HIM.
    Whatever.  Well this entry is terrible so far.  I still haven't fully explored using OBSTACLES to make it harder to leave my room during the night.  That might work.  Probably won't!  What kind of obstacle.  You know HOME ALONE IT.  Every time I try to leave my room in a new way BOOM PAINT CAN TO THE HEAD.  Or electrocuation.  Or stepping on sharp objects.  You get the idea.  What if I need to use the bathroom.  That's what EMPTY BEER CANS are for.  Wait no they're not.  Oh well.  I just noticed that one of the animated zombies on the poster for Return Of The Living Dead I has big breasts.  Also when I say animated zombies I'm not doubling down on telling you the fact that they're Up And About corpses.  I mean the poster isn't a live shot of zombies it's DRAWN or PAINTED or something.  Anyway.  Spoiler Alert THERE IS a sexy lady who becomes a zombie but she doesn't look like this.  THIS IS A DIFFERNT BIG BREASTED ANIMATED ZOMBIE.  Be right back with coffee.
    When I was picturing getting pizza last night, I was thinking I'd get two Sicilian and I'd cut off the crust for one of them (EVEN WITH MAYBE HALF AN INCH OF PIZZA ATTACHED) and use that as side for upcoming Salad Lunch.  So Salad Lunch makes sense for today BUT I CAN't DO THAT.  I still have some 2 week old Hearty Health Bread that I could probably have a slice of.  BUT I LIKE THIS PIZZA CRUST IDEA.  Sicilian slices are MORE HEARTY than regular.  But if I cut off a crust it BALANCES IT OUT.  Either way I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  USED ONE LESS TRUVIA JUST NOW THAN NORMAL.  Every little bit of conservation counts!  Hmm.  HEY I just happened to look at Travel Pocket Notepad and I saw the phrase I wrote yesterday.  YEP.  That sure is a three word phrase.  No doubt about it.  The point is it's PRODUCTIVE even if I never use the phrase.  It makes ME think because phrases MAKE YA THINk.  So it serves ME if not anyone else!
    SEVENTH PARAGRAPH.  The point is I've settled into a nice sustainable routine if you don't count MightNight snacks.  Walks and meals and snacks.  All relatively the same time and quality/quantity.  Been working out pretty good!  Not sure if I'm getting much out of drinking anymore.  Might either drop it to LESS, cut it out completely, or LEAN INTO MORE.  Can't do THAT much more.  If I only get 18 cans a week like I have been, I can only do 2-4 more over the week than I have been doing.  THE POINT IS I GOTTA PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO THIS.  Probably.  I don't HAVE to.  But it's strongly encouraged!  So that's good.  Gonna have absolutely no problem with CrunchTime today.  I don't have to wait around for accepting Dinner Delivery either so my NightTime can start earlier.  WHICH WOULD BE GOOD.  Maybe having longer nighttime to spread out around would make it better!  SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT YOU FOOLS.
   I wrote, "You Fools," because I calculated the paragraph wasn't long enough without it and those two words made it JUST long enough.  TRUE STORY.  I'm not PROUD of the true story.  Kinda proud.  It's very dumb but I like leaning into dumbness.  Not sure why!  Probably on account of BEING DUMB.  That checks out!  Hmm.  Heard a little bit of fireworks last night.  YOU DO REALIZE YOU'RE SEVERAL DAYS AHEAD OF TIME DON'T YOU.  Maybe they're like YEAH BUT SPEED OF SOUND.  TAKES A LITTLE WHILE FOR SOUND TO TRAVEL.  I FIGURED THE SOUND OF FIREWORKS WON'T SHOW UP  FOR A FEW DAYS.  I dunno.  Is ANY of the appeal of fireworks the sound?  Gotta imagine the VIEW is the primary thing.  I could see some people getting off on the sound though.  Definitely.  I think we ALL do to some extent but we don't necessarily realize it!  So that's good.  I think most of my experience of seeing fireworks are at baseball games.  Which is weird because how many times could I have happened to be at baseball game for Fireworks Night.  Probably just happened ONCE and it made a lasting impression!
    NINTH PARAGRAPH.  Possible I get a new box of Quest Bars with Artificial Sweetener.  Flavor that most caught my eye was MINT CHOCOLATE SOMETHING.  Let's LTURQ exactly.  MINT CHOCOLATE CHUNK.  Amazing.  Also on the slightly lower end of the small window of Calorie Variety in regards to different Quest Flavors.  AMAZING.  Also it doubles as a Breath Freshener.  That's what mint is!  So now if I'm kissing people they only taste the mint chocolate chunk instead of whatever they'd taste without it!  Oh well that's life.  Hmm.  ALSO amazon has Mint Chocolate Chunk as a BEST SELLER.  WOW I'M SOLD.  What else is up and crap.  Wonder if future acts of the day will be worthwhile.  I feel like I'm slowly building up to start typing worthwhile things!  Sound good to me!  Just checked on status of NY Marijuana Legalization and apparently the first marijuana plants intended for recreational use have SPROUTED.  Not sure why they're separating marijuana plants for Already Existing Medical Marijuana and Upcoming Recreational Marijuana.  Maybe they're not and I'm a bad reader.  Oh well that's life.
    Sure!  86 degrees right now.  Pretty hot!  Very close to a right angle as well!  Anyway gotta write one more paragraph now.  Kind Act Bar could be upcoming snack for all I know.  Depends on a lot of moving pieces and crap.  Anyway.  Lotta people talking about Stranger Things on Socal Media the last few weeks.  I probably CAN and SHOULD watch it.  I DUNNO SOUNDS TOO STRANGE.  Lemme LTURQ a quick plot summary.  SUPERNATURAL THINGS AND SECRET GOVERNMENT EXPLOITS?  That sounds A LITTLE TOO SPOOKY for me.  Is there any COMEDY to this.  Let's LTURQ.  DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.  There better be some comic relief or I"M NOT ON BOARD.  Anyway.  Dad is in the hallway replacing Air Filter or something.  Lemme ask him if I'm gonna need to wait around a while for him to finish before I can leave.  TEN MINUTES.  Great I'll write a bonus paragraph with that time.  No problem!  WANTED TO WRITE BONUS ANYWAY now I have the perect excuse for myself.
    Hmm.  Besides lunches I speculated about I also have VEGGIE BURGER. Not really in the cards for today but I just wanted to make sure we were all on the same page!  Anyway.  Seen some clips from Republican Primary Debates on the Twitter the last couple of days.  I wanna be like THESE PEOPLE ARE CRAZY!!! but it's hard because I more strongly feel THESE PEOPLE ARE DUMB!!!!  So that's good.  They reached that level of prominence by saying crazy things that people liked but now their dumbness is taking over.  Which people might like as well!   It's possible!  What else is crap.  Maybe write one more bonus paragraph even if that takes me into Time Period Where I CAN leave room and cross hallway.  I GOT THE TIME WHY NOT LET'S GO FOR IT.  Not sure why or how Keto Bar became my standardist snack.  It's GOOD and all.  But I dunno why it's ALWAYS THE KETO BAR with me.  Probably the saturated fat.  Can't get enough of it!  Hmm.  Maybe delicious Ice Cream Sandwich as upcoming snack.
    YEAH!  12th paragraph of act I.  I can, "DIG," that!  WHAT IF I GO 12/6/12 paragraphs in acts.  THAT'S AN EVEN 30 PARAGRAPHS overall.  Wait.  Lemme crunch those numbers.  YEP IT CHECKS OUT.  Anyway what happens when these crazy dumb people become the plurality group of the house of representatives.  Probably gotta do Lots Of Crazy Stuff or else people will realize They're Dumb.  NONSTOP CRAZY and CRAZIER AND CRAZIER.  Otherwise people will be like WAIT A SECOND THIS GUY IS A DUMMY.  So that's something to look forward to.  Also I said Plurality.  Because I figure some Republicans are CRAZY but not quite as crazy and DUMB but NOT QUITE AS DUMB.  But the really Crazy and really Crazy Dumb people COULD BE AN OUTRIGHT MAJORITY.  So that'll be a blast and a half.  I dunno.  What to put on the television set before Mets game.  Tales Crypt would be an interesting Mix Em Up to watch!  YEAH.  I'll be back in a little bit. 

What Are The Odds

    Hey!  Got some sprite and some coffee #2 going.  Leaning towards having Turkey Sandwich as lunch today!  Probably with a Kind Act bar!  BACK UP KETTLE CHIPS if I wanna go in THAT direction with it.  So that's good.  Got plenty of time to write six paragraphs right now presumably.  Unexpected things can happen.  I can't expect EVERYTHING that happens to happen!  I'm not that good at Future Telling.  PRETTY BAD at it.  Every day I Future Tel Myself I won't MightNight snack upcoming MightNight.  ALWAYS WRONG.  So basically I'm wrong about the future every single day.  So that's good.  Anything terrible happen in the last half hour?  NOPE I DON'T SEE ANYTHING YET.  Then again if it happened five minutes ago I probably wouldn't be aware of it for another COUPLE HOURS.  Jeez.  MAYBE GET PIZZA TOMORROW NIGHT.  Interrupt Streak of Steak * Seafood.  Then I can have delicious Anything for lunch tomorrow because Redundancy with Steak * Seafood is no longer applicable AND I can have salad with Pizza Crust the next day for lunch.
    What a great idea I hope it all works out for me.  Why would anyone WANT there to be a sixth paragraph here.  I dunno.  People are stupid!  If they're reading this for some reason STANDS TO REASON they'd wanna read more.  Unless they're reading this FOR WORK not pleasure.  In which case what the Hell kind of job do you have?  Weird job.  Anyway I hope it all works out for you.  Hmm.  What else is crap and shit.  Maybe drink three beers today on account of Longer NightTime.  That should be the standard going forward maybe!  When I have Longer NightTime because No Accepting Dinner Delivery is when I have 3 beers!  I'm not gonna cOMMIT to that always but it sounds like a good general blueprint.  Also General Blueprint.  Is that a thing?  Probably not.  Hmm.  I feel like I uploaded June 22 to the internet pretty good.  As far as I can tell IT'S TOTALLY THERE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE.  Or for your job.  Not only do you have to keep up to date with current entries you have to GO BACK TO AND STUDY past entries.  Again WEIRD JOB but I hope you like it to some extent!
    Yeah.  I THINK I RE-UPPED WITH HOT POCKETS.  I could have that for lunch.  Probably more responsible to have Fresh Thing for lunch but HOT POCKET(s) SOUNDS DELICIOUS.  What about a turkey sandwich with a side of A Hot Pocket.  That's dumb.  AND CRAZY.  Not as dumb as a lot of new Congresspeople are gonna be.  About as crazy though.  Well maybe slightly less crazy.  Let's give Hot Pocket side SOME credit.  Anyway.  Presumably I DO have hot pockets in the freezer.  GONNA DO THE RIGHT THING AND EAT A SANDWICH THOUGH.  Let's talk about it.  OKAY WHAT DO YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT IT ABOUT.  Hmm.  I guess.  Small ice cream sandwich as upcoming snack is good.  I'm giving some thought to leaning into eating Ice Cream Bars or Sandwiches as DAYTIME snacks this summer.  Not just as nighttime before bed snack.  IT'S HOT OUTSIDE I wanna come back from walks and eat some Mini Ice Cream Sandwiches.  I THINK THAT"S WELL WITHIN MY RIGHTS.  Well sure nobody is debating that.  NOT TO YOUR KNOWLEDGE.  You might not realize this but LOTS of people are debating that.
    Sure!  Anyway.  How am I supposed to come up with song lyrics if I can't even come up with 12 words to title 3 Acts A Day.  IMPOSSIBLE.  Well IMPROBABLE.  Anything is possible IF YOU PUT YOUR MIND TO IT.  But most things are improbable.  Yeesh.  Probably should shave.  I could do that today.  I probably won't!  VERY IMPROBABLE.  But if I put my mind to it I could see shaving at some point over the next week or two!  What else is crap.  Maybe watch a FILM before Mets game starts.  Or MOST of a film.  The only question is WHICH ONE.  There's literally DOZENS OF FILMS that exist and I have access to probably AT LEAST EIGHT OR TEN OF THEM.  At some point LACE UP MY SNEAKERS SOMEHOW and start wearing them.  I got a lot of things I need to do is the point Shave and wear the new sneakers I have.  MIGHT SOUND EASY TO YOU but it's A MOUNTAIN OF COMPLICATED WORK AND EFFORT to me.  I'm not ashamed to admit it!  Probably SHOULD BE.  But I'm not.  So that's good.
    Penultimate paragraph of the DayTime.  Hmm.  How different would my life be if I hadn't put electrical tape over the time portion of my Cable Box.  If I was seeing What Time It Was CONSTANTLY ALL DAY no matter where I looked.  VERY different.  I can't even imagine.  I remember in old days seeing what time it was all the time.  Now I've had cable box for about a year with NO TIME AT ALL and I GUESS it's working out for me?  I don't have NEGATIVE feelings with the way it's going.  But maybe I'd feel similarly positive WITH the time.  So I dunno.  Maybe I should experiment with taking the tape down and looking at the clock all day.  I guess it couldn't HURT to try.  Might need to get new tape to tape it back up though!  THIS MIGHT MAKE TAPE LOSE IT'S ADHESION.  Anyway what else is up.  Of course I could also set it up so I'm constantly seeing what channel I left the TV at.  That's just DUMB.  Maybe fun though.  BUT DUMB.
    Hey great how about that.  Wanna make a dent in Finish Kind Act Bar supply AND Kettle Chip supply.  So both have good arguments for me eating them.  GETTING THEM OUT OF THE WAY.  Until I eventually re-up with both of them a few weeks after I finish them Cause I'm An Idiot.  So that's good!  Hmm.  OH NO I need laundered shirts AND FAST.  I don't have a clean shirt going into tomorrow!  Oh well guess I gotta wear Dirty Shirts a lot coming up.  Could be worse.  Could have NO SHIRTS AT ALL.  Probably improbable I'd be in a scenario where I have no shirts.  Even the homeless and destitute have shirts!  If you picture a homeless and/or destitute person IN YOUR MIND'S EYE I BET YOU'RE IMAGINING THEM WEARING SOME SORT OF SHIRT OR JACKET.  So basically Everyone's Gotta Shirt.  What else is up.  That's it.  Oh okay.  I'll see ya later.

gotta write somethin

    Hello friends.  TWO PARTS OF ACT each equaling six paragraphs.  Let's DO IT.  Well Let ME do it.  You JUST STAND BACK AND BE AMAZED.  ANYWAY I'm looking forward to having similar routine-nights but smoking weed instead of drinking beer.  I'M NOT looking forward to Hey Democracy in the process of being over for all intents and purposes by the time that becomes a Routine-Option.  SO I CAN'T REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO THAT TIME AT ALL.  Oh well gonna happen one way or another.  Gotta imagine I can live a High Life that I find productive and reasonable even if Modern American Democracy has had it's penultimate nail in its coffin.  GOOD DEAL.  Anyway had delicious PASTRAMI sandwich + Kinda Act Bar for lunch.  I KNOW it's redundant with Steak for dinner.  I DON'T CARE.  I wanted it and I TAKE WHAT I WANT.  LUNCHWISE.  I feel no one's gonna argue with me Taking What I Want lunchwise.  Hurts no one!  JUST LEMME HAVE THIS ONE THING IN LIFE.  LUNCH.  Also dinner.  ALSO SNACKS.  Don't forget about Breakfast!  Hey things aren't that bad I guess.
     What else is crap.  Had 40 Cal FUDGESICLE POP YOU FOOLS.  It was delicious.  Finished a beer before Act III started and gettin' started on the 2nd one.  LOOK I might need my dad to drive me to dispensaries which he would be STRONGLY against.  But there's gotta be some AVENUE to get weed eventually.  YEAH.  How's STRANGER THINGS going.  I hope the things aren't too strange. OR I Hope they're not NOT STRANGE ENOUGH.  You wanna make sure things are PRETTY strange.  That's how I feel.  SOLID CHANCE I'm having a Birthday Bar today.  I like the part where I shove a Sugar Bar down my gullet.  Hmm do we have any plain granulated sugar.  Gotta imagine there's worse ways to spend my evening than Drinking Granulated Sugar.  YOU CAN'T DRINK GRANULATED SUGAR IT'S SOLID.  I dunno.  It's more or LESS drinking if you just pour it down your gullet.  So that's something to think about.  My parents are binge watching The Indiana Joneses today.  Presumably it's on Some Channel.  I JUST LIKE THAT THEY'RE DOING SOMETHING TOGETHER.  Warms the cockles of my hearts.
    Hmm.  Bernie Sanders wasn't teaching me LAW.  It was probably HISTORY but if it was something else it musta been political science or something.  Or something random like ACTIVISM or something specific like that.  I don't think Bernie Sanders has a law degree.  BETTER LTURQ.  DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.  He has a degree in Political Science.  GREAT I HOPE IT ALL WORKS OUT FOR HIM.  What else is up.  I'd learn some HISTORY sure.  If I had to go to Grad School About Something history would be a fun ALBEIT PRACTICALLY POINTLESS thing to learn.  TRIANGLE WAIST LINE FACTORY.  WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT.  I assume that's one of the main things you learn in history.  Factory Fire.  BURNT 13 PEOPLE ALIVE inside.  Prove me wrong!  Hmm.  Did I do anything productive today.  Feel like I twisted a lot of facial hair out of my face.  That's like shaving but BEING PRACTICAL about it.  No wasted energy or anything shaving with razor.  LET'S GO BACK TO BASICS.  Twist off bits of facial hair ONE AT A TIME.  LIKE, "GOD," INTENDED.
   Huh.  I SPENT A SOLID 13+ YEARS NOT SMOKING WEED WHEN I KNEW I LOVED IT.  NOW IT'S GONNA BE TIME TO MAKE UP FOR LOST TIME.  You FOOOLS.  Anyway gotta write 2 more paragraphs before RECESS.  YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.  I GET TO EAT ANOTHER SNACK COMING UP SOON.  Possibly BEST, MOST IMPORTANT SNACK OF THE DAY.  OR POSSIBLY TOOTSIE POP.  Which is POSSIBLY ACTUALLY THE BEST MOST IMPORTANT SNACK OF THE DAY even if that's not reflected in Caloriewise or other IMPORTANT METRICS.  I DUNNO WHAT ELSE IS UP.  Listen to some MUSIC while on The Marijuana.  I don't do that that much!  I listen to music ALL DAY on walks but that's CURRENT PLAYLISTS.  I can get back into DOOMSCROLLING random songs I ALREADY know and love.  I KNOW WHAT DOOM SCROLLING MEANS.  It means WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING.  Prove me wrong!  What else will make my life better in the intermediate future.  Gotta imagine something'll work out for me somehow.  Oh I know 2022-2023 TV SEASON starts in the fall.  That's not good for me that's good for EVERYONE.
    Sounds about right.  Maybe watch some film tonight.  Maybe Return Of The Living Dead I.  Gotta be like a 14% chance it's a very slightly different, "CUT," of the film that I'm used to.  MAYEB A SCENE OR TWO I AIN'T SEEN.  Or two.  Either way WHY CAN'T I BE HIGH TO WATCH THAT TONIGHT.  It doesn't seem JUST.  Oh well that's life.  How many months are we talking until Legal Accessible Marijuana.  Three months?  Six months?  MORE?  LESS.  INBETWEEN?  THREE MONTHS OR SIX MONTHS?  Wait I already said those.  Either way out of nowhere I'm suddenly getting enthusiastic about it.  In the past I INTELLECTUALLY knew hey I liked marijuana I'd probably like it again.  All of a sudden I CAN IMAGINE IT LIKE IT WAS ON THE TIP OF MY TONGUE out of nowhere.  After Most O My Life The Last Decade just NOT thinking or imagining it at all.  SO GO FIGURE I HOPE IT WORKS OUT FOR THE BEST FOR ME IT PROBABLY WILL.
    Last paragraph before recess.  Anyway writing Act III Part I with LAPTOP KEYBOARD and FACING EAST.  I guess even if I'm facing West I'm facing East.  Just takes A LOT LONGER to get around to The East Part.  BUT EARTH IS A CIRCLE so if I look west at some point my eyesight will get a glimpse of some WHAT YOU MIGHT CALL EAST.  Ugh.  Earth isn't a circle.  BULGE in he middle of the Earth.  Embarrassing for the Earth.  NO WONDER THE EARTH ALWAYS WANTS TO WEAR A T-SHIRT TO THE POOL.  EMBARRASSED OF THE BULGE IN THE MIDDLE.  Anyway Earth is good.  One of my favorite planets!  If I had to pick a favorite non Earth Planet what would it be AND NO PICKING MOON(s).  HMM.  I like a SOLID planet, that's my first instinct.  Maybe MERCURY?  WHY CAN'T I CHOOSE MOON(S).  Because then EVERYONE would be choosing Moons.  THIS IS ABOUT PLANETS ONLY.  Hmm.  I guess I have to settle for Mercury!  Not happy about it!  But there's no better alternative I'M SORRY TO SAY.
    Anyway.  HOW ABOUT THE ASTEROID BELT.  VERY overlooked in being A Cool Part Of Space.  Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter.  I FEEL LIKE I HAVEN'T THOUGHT TOO HARD ABOUT THE ASTEROID BELT SINCE THIRD GRADE BUT NOW THAT I AM I'M VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT IT.  So that's good.  Also DON'T WORRY these asteroids aren't gonna come and hit Earth.  THEY'RE HAPPY WHERE THEY ARE IN THE ASTEROID BELT.  No reason to worry about them leaving the belt and CERTAINLY not leaving the belt to specifically Impact With Earth.  CHILL OUT A BIT.  What else is crap.  YEAH it's the seventh paragraph before recess we'll see what that means for the rest of the entry as it develops.  Look MARS is the EASY answer for favorite solid planet.  It's too obvious.  Let the JERKS go with Mars I'M FORWARD THINKING and I'M GOING WITH MERCURY.  LOOK did part of me wanna consider Uranus but I knew how immature you'd be if I said it?  YES.  THIS IS ALL ON YOU.  YOU RUINED URANUS FOR ME.  Thanks A LOT.  Anyway I'll be back in just a little bit.

    Sure!  Chocolate Quest Bar & Keyboard Typing & STILL FACING EAST.  THAT'S ME.  Also starting beer #3 of 3.  I THINK this is the last Quest Bar that's plain Chocolate.  Double Chocolate Chunk is what it's called.  PLAIN CHOCOLATE MORE OR LESS.  Got 2-4 SMORE bars and 8 or so BIRTHDAY BARS.  LOOK we put in the Amazon Order for TRUVIA it's arriving Oh I Don't Know WEDNESDAY but I'm probably still able to add a new kind of Quest Bar!  NOT SURE IF IT'S FROM AMAZON ITSELF or from a THIRD PARTY through Amazon which means it doesn't really apply to specifically piggy backing on Truvia order.  EITHER WAY DELICIOUS it's something to consider.  Something DELICIOUS to consider.  Something to DELICIOUSLY Consider.  Anyway I got 2.5 Black and White breakfast once more for this week BUT I feel like TOMORROW MORNING GO WITH SOMETHING ELSE.  Ideally Frozen Breakfast sandwich but ALSO IDEALLY Pop Tart and Ice Cream Sandwich.  THE GOOD NEWS IS PART I ACT III was 7 paragraphs so THIS PART IS ONLY 5.
     Hmm.  What else is shit and crap.  What is tomorrow.  Sunday.  New Nurse coming tomorrow to give my dad Blood Infusion.  DANGIT its a man.  I was hoping it'd be a sexy lady.  Men can be sexy ladies in today's day and age.  I wouldn't COUNT on it but I guess I can't rule it out entirely!  Anyway not sure if New Nurse is OFFICIAL new nurse or if there will be a rotating cast of new nurses.  I HOPE IT'S THE SECOND ONE.  I DON'T GET OUT MUCH SO SEXY LADY NURSES WOULD PLAY A BIG ROLE IN MAKING MY LIFE HAPPIER AND HEALTHIER.  Happier you get.  HEALTHIER because THEY'RE NURSES!  THINK BRANIAC of course a nurse in your life will make you healthier.  So that's good.  What kind of obstacles can I set up tonight to make it harder for me to leave my room.  And preferably won't cause my permanent health damage like a paint can to the head knocking me down a flight of stairs into a pit of lava.  Hmm.  Best idea is Jimmy the door closed.  But I don't know HOW to do that.  And also AT SOME POINT it would need to be UNJIMMIED.  I can't spend the rest of my life in this room.  I mean I COULD but it's not my first choice!
    What else is crap.  GUESS WHAT Quest Bar just kicked in In My Gut and I am no longer hungry.  Went from not thinking about hunger explicitly to thinking hey I'm kinda full right now in my gut.  So that should last about 10 minutes.  THEN WE'RE BACK TO ZERO.  What else is up.  Wore a new pair of socks today!  I surprised myself to find out I had a pair of socks that were CLEAN AND FRESH AND NO HOLES.  Except for the big holes.  That you stick your feet into.  That kind of thing.  Anyway about halfway through Act III Part II right now.  Working out pretty good for me!  I wonder what to do after this.  YA KNOW WHAT.  Let's go crazy and watch some SHUTTER Return From The Living Dead.  Because it's a GOOD movie.  It's about ZOMBIES but it's also about PEOPLE.  YEAH.  I know this is the movie where Zombies eating brains and going BRAINS!!! comes from but I also feel like it might be the movie where zombies coming out of graves comes from.  I know Night of the Living Dead: The Premiere Zombie Movie starts off in cemetery.  But I don't remember zombies COMING OUT OF THEIR GRAVES.  This movie HAS THAT.  Which INFURIATES ME HOW DID THEY ESCAPE THEIR COFFIN AND USE THEIR LIMITED POWER TO CLIMB ALL THE WAY OUT OF GRAVE.  INFURIATING.  Then again this is my favorite movie of all time.  THE INFURIATION IS TE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE.
   Hmm. What else is up.  LOOK I got delicious 90-100 calorie Ice Cream Bar for BEDTIME.  Before then though-- when entry is over-- I could go with Standard TOOTSIE POP at 60 calories or a delicious FIBER BROWNIE at 70 calories.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE you could make a STRONG case for either one!  And, I guess, a corresponding WEAK case for either one.  I dunno how good a CaseMaker you are.  Maybe you're really bad at making cases in general!  I could make strong cases for either of them though.  Also I GUESS I could make WEAK cases IF THAT WAS MY INTENTION GOING INTO IT.  Not sure how that would work, though!  Anyway what else is up.  HEY how about a 70 calorie Chocolate Caramel Pretzel Bar.  Haven't had one of those IN DAYS.  It was a Real GO-TO snack for a solid SEVERAL WEEKS.  Hey I only need to write one more paragraph that's good for EVERYBODY.
    Hmm.  Leaning towards ACTUALLY having tootsie pop but THINKING THE RIGHT DECISION was Fiber Brownie.  So that's good.  Wonder how it'll all, "Shake," out in the end!  Hmm.  I feel like there's THC infused lollipops.  I read that somewhere or something.  Eh.  Gotta get some bloodwork done Upcoming Week.  GREAT a wonderful opportunity to be confronted with my Weight that I will choose to IGNORE.  CLOSE MY EYES.  SEE NO EVIL SPEAK NO EVIL.  POSSIBLY HEAR SOME EVIL SIGN LANGUAGE SOME EVIL but that's all fair I guess.  Just finished beer #3.  That was fun!  I think I should experiment with skipping Beer for nights and then having FOUR beers the next night.  I SHOULD EXPERIMENT WITH LOTS OF THINGS.  You know TEST TUBES AND BEAKERS AND STUFF LIKE THAT.  Anyway.  That's about it for tonight.  I'll be back here tomorrow morning with talking about upcoming lunches or something, I dunno, I can't remember what I talk about in the mornings.  Mostly upcoming lunches per my understanding.  ANYWAY I'll see ya later.

-9:25 P.M.

Friday, July 1, 2022

I See How It Is

    Hello friends!  About 30-45 minutes ahead of schedule on account of wanting to fit in Walk I before window Super Market delivery comes. Good chance it interrupts Act I!  I'd be okay with that!  Means I don't need to hang around after Act I waiting to accept it.  I KNOW WE GO OVER THIS EVERY WEEK.  It's my life every week!  Now it's YOUR LIFE every week, too!  So that's good.  Did a fair amount of MightNight snacking last night.  At this point I should maybe just accept that My Body wants to weigh more.  Kinda stupid!  Presumably it'd stop wanting to weigh more AT SOME POINT before becoming overweight.  GOT ABOUT 10 POUNDS TO PLAY WITH IF THAT'S THE CASE.  Kinda wish it would stop though.  OH WELL THAT'S MIGHTNIGHT FOR YA.  What time is Metropolitan Game tonight and/or today. 7:10 PM.  GREAT.  What the Hell I just saw a Headline Baseball Article that The A's are gonna have a 12 Billion Dollar Stadium?  That sounds IMPOSSIBLE.  Maybe it's an entire neighborhood surrounding stadium.  Baseball neighborhood.  Like a baseball epcot center.  Either way I'LL READ THE ARTICLE LATER and update you on this situation as it progresses!
    Hmm.  Yesterday I learned that velcro isn't a word because it has to be capitalized Velcro.  I guess cause it's a brand name or something?  Either way maybe that was the day before.  Either way I learnt something at some point and now we all know it!  HEY made executive decision to not make more coffee today yet.  Finish yesterday's first.  I OFT have yesterday's coffee left over-- enough for entire cup!-- but still pour it out and start anew.  NOT THIS TIME.  NO more fucking around.  We're drinking yesterday's coffee from now on!  Anyway what else is up.  Got my shirt on because I need to be ready to answer door!  And/or check door every 10 minutes for fun.  So I'm just gonna have to do sit-ups in shirt.  IF IT TEARS BASED ON doing it 5-15 times with shirt on THAT'S GOD'S WILL.  Hmm.  I'll look at Patriotism/World Travel Days for July with Act II or something when I have more time.  SPOILER ALERT Fourth Of July.
    YEAH.  Can I crash some Fourth Of July parties.  I feel like solid Over 50% chance I walk by a 4th of July Grill at some point on Monday.  I feel like they should welcome me with open arms in the spirit of the season.  And if not I'M REPORTING THEM TO THE PATRIOTISM POLICE.  So that's good.  Super Market website SAYS we're getting everything we ordered.  Also exactly .54 oz of Turkey instead of .50 and .52 oz of pastrami instead of .50.  SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.  NO PROBLEM THERE.  Hmm what's gonna be the best choice for lunch today.  Salad I feel is the top choice but doesn't clear 50% overall by itself.  HMM.  Dinner is also a toss-up!  Haven't had pizza in a while.  Well I had pizza hot pockets yesterday.  That's PRETTY CLOSE to pizza.  Hmm.  Finished chocolate babka for breakfast today.  WONDERFUL.  What else is crappening.  DARE I take a quick look at HomePage Twitter to see if something terrible has happened?  OK I'll look at it for 15-30 seconds!  ALRIGHT AT FIRST GLANCE NOTHING NEW TERRIBLE.  No Terrible News is Good News!
    Hmm.  Patriotism National Foods Of The Tomorrow are... National Anisette Day.  And that's it.  And WHAT'S THAT.  Some sort of SWEET, STRONG, "Liqueur."  THEIR WORD/SPELLING NOT MINE.  If it were up to me I'd ay LICKER.  Hmm.  Anyway pretty happy with getting up on Super Market schedule so I could do everything I set out to do.  Now the missing piece is it coming early enough to not make rest of day CrunchTime.  YEAH.  What else is crap.  Another full day yesterday of not keeping any track of calories explicitly.  Another day which is more or less consistent with previous days!  COOL.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  LOOKS LIKE ALL STAR METS PITCHERS are gonna be returning from Injured List maybe within weeks!  I'll watch them pitch some pitches SURE THING.  So that's good.  Is it too late to start a Fantasy Baseball League.  How deep are we into season.  I wanna say roughly 40%.  Let's go to the Intranet!  WOW METS ARE ALREADY 47% INTO SEASON.  That's the amount of people who are gonna vote for Obama in 2012 HAND DOWN.  Some sort of Romney quote is referenced there.  Not sure how accurately though.  Not sure of a lot of things!
    Sure.  Is Toronto the place where they film a lot of TV/Movies.  Or is that Vancouever.  Or some other place.  Probably Toronto and if not Toronto Vancouever.  Lemme LTURQ.  ALL OF EM.  Also CALGARY.  So that' good.  No wonder a lot of movies seem to have overly polite extras.  I WAS WONDERING ABOUT THAT.  Anyway maybe I should move to Canada.  I don't wanna do that.  Maybe I would if I knew all the details of what being in Canada would be like.  I'd have to get used to DIFFERENT TV CHANNELS.  Then again STREAMERS are the same all over!  Unless it's like China where they heavily censor things.  Gotta imagine THERE streamers are different.  What else is going on and crap.  Writing this act with regular Laptop Keyboard.  Wanted to have Earbuds plugged in for power.  And if I had external keyboard set up NO USB PORT TO CHARGE EARBUDS.  YOU FOOLS.  Anyway what else is crap.  Hey I'm gonna go get some coffee now wonderful.
     Coffee tastes okay.  Put that sucker in microwave for 75 seconds.  HOT BUT I WANTED IT A BIT HOTTER.  Another 9 seconds.  THAT'LL DO THE TRICK.  Anyway cold beverage I got going on is SNAPPLE.  True story!  Except for the fact that it's a story.  That's false!  Not much to it!  Hmm.  What else is crap.  I feel like there SHOULD BE a lunch I'm passionate about.  Based on getting ALL THE WEEKS LUNCHES today.  Oh well.  I feel like I'll get enthusiastic about one of 'em closer to lunch time.  HEY I GOT KIND BAR BROWNIE THINGS coming my way.  I'll try one of those for Snack today SURE THING.  Probably a let down.  The good new is I TRIED and that's all anyone can ask for.  NOT TRUE.  Lots of people can ask for SUCCESS lots of times.  Trying does THE REST OF US no good.  Hmm.  What else is crap.  Watched an episode or two of The Sampsons yesterday.  GOOD STUFF.  Not sure why I don't watch this more often.  MAKES ME LAUGH MORE OFTEN THAN NOT.  Well lets not go crazy.  MAKES ME LAUGH RELATIVELY OFT.  Okay that's good.
    Yeah!  ANISETTE EH.  I feel like I'd enjoy some Hard Liquors instead of beers sometimes.  Not gonna GET IT.  Parents would probably disapprove more of that even if in the end it's the same amount of alcoholic content or whatever.  I RESPECT THEIR WISHES.  Probably.  Dunno what they wish for specifically in their head.  Gotta imagine I'd respect most of them.  And I'd respect THEM FOR THEM.  Huh?  Oh okay SEVENTH PARAGRAPH.  HOLY CRAP lotta movies were just added to SHUTTER THE SCREAMING SERVICE.  Including Return Of The Living Dead I!  I WATCH THAT ALL THE TIME and now I can watch it again ON A DIFFERENT PLATFORM.  So that's good.  Kinda warm in here I just noticed.  I got windows slightly open!  Possible Air Conditioner on I would imagine.  Oh well what can ya do.  Probably lots of things.  Yeah but whatever.  Just had the 2 beers last night.  Good for me.  The point is yeah but whatever.
    Hmm.  I dunno.  Whattado with the afternoon.  SIMPSONS OR SHUTTER FILMS ARE GOOD OPTIONS.  Yeah but are they THE BEST options.  I dunno!  THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU.  Running low on Laundered Shirts.  Gonna need another round of Laundering them!  So that's good.  Probably need to buy some new socks.  Lotta holes in most of my socks.  That's no fun.  It's KIND OF fun.  Sometimes.  Sometimes it's fun sometimes it's the opposite of fun.  THAT'S LIFE I GUESS.  More or less.  What Tales Crypt am I up to I'm gonna guess ERNIE BUDSON ONE.  HEY I WAS RIGHT.  AMAZING.  Kind of a genius I guess. ME I mean.  Without ME it was a sentence fragment.  Anyway had a BRIEF THOUGHT yesterday hey I should play guitar video game.  It lasted 5 seconds and then it was completely dismissed but I feel that's PROGRESS.  I SHOULD play guitar video game!  That's how I feel!  GONNA NEED TO ORDER ARTIFICIAL SWEETENER AND SOON. s s  Wait a second. S s s OKAY NEVERMIND.  For a second the, "S," key was acting up now.  Right now it appears to be back in order!
    HEY GREAT PENULTIMATE PARAGRAPH OF THE ACT.  Spelled Erbie Hudson wrong by accident then STUCK WITH IT.  JUST LIKE LAST SENTENCE AGAIN.  I kinda wanna call hime BERNIE Hudson for fun though ON PURPOSE.  Oh well what are the odds I'll get another chance.  I mean I'll say/type Hernie Judson again AT SOME POINT.  But I won't remember to say Bernie at that point.  No way I remember that gem!  Anyway GOOD ACTOR.  He played CHIEF WARDEN OF OZ The HBO PRISON SOAP OPERA.  OZ is the one SOAP Opera where you don't wanna drop the soap!  Also every other soap opera.  Dropping soap is lower stakes in general but who wants to have to bend over and pick up slippery slope.  Slippery soap.  YOU COULD TRIP AND DIE.  Sure hope I don't have to wait THAT long for Super Market delivery.  Odds are it comes early enough to allow breathing room against CrunchTime Afternoon.  BUT IT'S NOT GUARENTEED.
    What else is crap.  IDEAL amount of snack calories is around 100 GENERALLY.  Lotta room for bigger snack 2 or 3 times a day.  But IDEALLY we're looking at a 100 calories.  KIND BAR is 150 calories AND it might not be appropriately BIGGER or BETTER.  THIS IS THE CALCULATED RISK I'M UNDERGOING OR SOMETHING.  Oh well such is life.  Also it's a square.  Not sure bars can be squares.  Not sure if it's a brownie or cookie though.  Could be a rectangular prism bar I guess.  SQUARE rectangular prism.  Not a CUBE though.  YOU GET THE IDEA.  Probably.  I might not be describing it well enough and you DON'T get the idea.  THAT'S ON ME I GUESS.  Anyway.  FRIDAY Day going on.  That could be fun I guess!  There's MET GAME during evening.  Covers my evening exactly!  I'm getting home from last walk around the time Met game starts!  I'm going to bed around the time Met game finishes PRESUMABLY USUALLY.  HEY THAT'S GREAT I'll be back in a little bit.

I'm On Board With That

    Hello friends!  Got Extra Keyboard going right now.  FOR FUN.  Super Market delivery came about 20 minutes after finishing Act I.  Solidly AHEAD of schedule today!  AMAZING what will I do with this extra time.  I dunno lay around and shit scrolling through twitter.  The full MARK MEADOWS.  To be fair he probably just lays around and shit scrolling through MORE IMPORTANT things.  LET'S BE FAIR.  Anyway had enough coffee from yesterday to last me entire day!  We're talkin' filled up cup of coffee which had a little bit left over from Cup #1 and cup #2 reached about 80% capacity while finishing off Cold Coffee from yesterday.  ALSO I PUT IT IN MICROWAVE TO MAKE IT HOTTER.  That's how I do things!  Maybe YOU put it in the oven. THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM NOT MINE.  Well it becomes my problem if it's MY oven.  Also if you have an oven AKA WOMB you are now the property of Supreme Court.  Go figure!
    LIFE DOESN'T BEGIN UNTIL 350 DEGREES.  That's my position.  Anyway opened KIND BAR BOX to look at package and part of package is see through so I can see IN REAL TIME what the Square Prism looks like.  HEARTIER than I thought it'd be.  THIS COULD BE WORTH THE CALORIES IT IS.  Also look Width and Heighth are equal.  Depth isn't.  It's a SQUARE PRISM I can't think of what else to call it!  Better LTURQ on the intranet.  CUBOID.  Never heard that word before.  LIKE IT THOUGH.  LIKE IT A LOT.  Get a load of this.  Microsoft FrontPage doesn't recognize Cuboid as a word.  BUT it suggests as a word Cuboids.  That's a word.  YOU CAN HAVE MULTIPLE CUBOIDS JUST NOT ONE.  Not sure what that's about.  Maybe cuboids means something unrelated.  Let's LTURQ ON THE INTRAWEB.  LOOKS LIKE SAME DEFINITION.  But ALSO Cuboid is a MEDICAL THING.  ONE OF THE BONES ON YOUR FOOT IS A CUBOID.  Go figure!  REALLY GO AHEAD AND FIGURE.  I'LL WAIT.
     Hmm.  Gonna have Kind Bar AT SOME POINT today maybe just not immediately.  Think I'm leaning in to being enthusiastic about TURKEY MEATLOAF/HEALTH SPAGHETTI  for lunch.  WITH SLICE OF BREAD IF NEED BE.  HEALTH BREAD.  Still got a few slices leftover.  MIGHT NOT BE GOOD ANYMORE but that's between you and me.  If I get really sick YOU KNOW WHY.  BAD BREAD.  Go figure!  Rectanguloid.  Hmm.  COULD BE WRONG but Kind bar looked more SOLID than I anticipated.  CRISPY/CRUNCHIER POSSIBLY.  JUST A HUNCH I HAVE BASED ON WHAT I'VE SEEN.  What else is up.  Got all the soda in the fridge.  Put in a Diet Coke and a Sprite BEFORE walk.  Then put in a Orange Soda and Root Beer AFTER walk.  ALREADY HAVING SOME SPIRTE,  KINDA COLD ENOUGH.  Maybe it was slightly CHILLED in Fresh Direct truck.  I'm happy with that!  Works out for me I guess!  What else is crap.  WORLD TRAVEL DAYS FOR JULY.  Let's see.  Today is CANADA DAY.  Presumably celebrated in Canada.  That'd be like if we had a holiday called America Day.  SOUNDS DUMB.  But if Canada is doing it IT MUST BE SMART.  Anyway.  July 12-- Battle of the Boyne Day (Northern Ireland).  I hope that's not a CONTROVERSY day.  I don't wanna pick sides in Northern Ireland Conflict.  That's where Conflict is, right?  LEMME LTURQ.  TYPED IN, "NORTHERN IRELAND," in google and the SEVENTH SUGGESTION was Northern Ireland Conflict.  WE USED THE SAME WORD.  I'm a GENIUS.  Anyway that's about it for July.  July 4th is July 4th Day but we all knew that already!
    My instinct is that Ireland is correct in Northern Ireland conflict.  It's IN Ireland so that's a decent clue IMHO. HEY I'M BEING HUMBLE ABOUT IT GET OFF MY BACK AND CRAP.  Some classic films new to Shutter that I haven't seen! INVASION OF THEM BODY SNATCHER.  THEY LIVED.  NEW FILMS BUT ONE I KIND OF HAVE SEEN ARE ESCAPE FROM NEW YERK and THE THANG.  Worth another viewing.  Especially THAT THING.  Pay attention to that HARDCORE this time around.  So that's good.   What else is gong on.  1.5 more paragraphs for DayTime OR MAYBE 2.5.  MAYBE I WANNA DO SIX PARAGRAPHS FOR ACT II.  Did YESTERDAY.  How do you feel about those apples?  The good news is THOUGHT OF A GOOD IDEA FOR TONIGHT.  Somehow BLOCK MY ROOM DOOR from opening easily.  So if I wake up and wanna get something to eat there's AN OBSTACLE OR TWO to give me a chance to PAUSE AND REFLECT on what I'm doing.  Something like close the door on a sweatshirt jacket.  Gotta jimmy door open for 3 seconds if I REALLY wanna leave the room.  JUST ENOUGH TIME TO RE-CALIBRATE WHAT I'M DOING.
    Every time I get up I also need to use the bathroom.  I'd have to leave the room for that!  THAT'S THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE.  Anyway what else is crap.  Also got an episode of Only Murders In That Building to watch.  It's GOOD because the cast is GOOD.  That's what I've been led to believe.  What else is going on and crap.  AS OF NOW feels like I won't need the Hearty Kind Bar as UPCOMING snack.  EASILY can enjoy having it LATER in the day though.  PRESUMABLY IT'S ENJOYABLE.  Odds are pretty low it just tastes gross.  Gotta taste RELATIVELY positive.  Got the same make-up ingredients deal more or less than every other fiber or granola type bar thing, right?  It's all the same crap c'mon.  What else is up.  I'll write a sixth paragraph of Act II sure.  Do that hardcore!  Maybe make some Egg Whites today.  Get a lot of productive done.  LIKE THAT and presumably SOMETHING ELSE OR SOMETHING.
    Yeah!  I have a clean shirt I forgot about it's called a SWEATER and it's in a DRAWER.  I can't be wearing this in the summer.  TRUE but it IS clean.  And if I really needed an emergency shirt that was clean I COULD wear it.  I'd much rather wear a dirty shirt that won't be too warm but if SOME HOW for SOME REASON it had to be clean I GOT IT.  So that's good.  I'm prepared for that unlikely scenario!  Feels like I got clean undershirts too.  Probably would rather risk being underdressed in white undershirt than heavy sweater.  I can't be ARRESTED for that, right?  Qualifies as a shirt!  I'm all covered up!  Also I could wear NO SHIRT.  Say I'M ON THE WAY TO THE POOL you can TRY arresting me but I DON'T THINK IT'LL STICK.  So that's fun.  Jeez.  Guess it's time to take a walk in a few sentences.  WHAT TO PUT ON Television Set after shower.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE I GUESS TALES CRYPT CAN'T GO WRONG THERE.  WELL that's it for the DayTime.  Be back in roughly 8 hours!

i wouldn't say that

    HAY you dumdums.  Time to write some paragraphs and shit.  Well it's ONE or THE OTHER.  Either it'll be Paragraphs or it will be Shit.  I started off the sentence thinking, Oh This is gonna be Paragraphs EASY but now that I think about it ODDS ARE IT'LL BE SHIT.  So that's good!  Haven't had Kind Act Bar yet but I will have it either AT RECESS or after entry is over.  I KNOW WE ALL WANT ME TO HAVE IT AT RECESS.  So I could UPDATE YOU on this situation as it PROGRESSES.  WE'LL SEE.  Not gonna let that change my mind!  It may INFLOUENCE my decision but it won't 100% determine it.  THAT'S THE DEAL I MADE WIT MYSELF.  Anyway had delicious Steak * Stuffed mushroom Part I of III tonight.  Had delicious turkey meatloaf * Health Spaghetti for lunch earlier.  LOOKS LIKE WE'RE ALL COT UP.  Not sure I've ever slept in Bunk Beds.  WAIT I HAVE.  One sleepover destination I slept in a bunkbed AT LEAST ONCE and possible up to TWO TIMES.  GO FIGURE.  WHY MUST I FIGURE.  CAUSE I SAID SO THAT'S WHO.
     Hmm.  Got beer #1 going on right now.  I should drink it quickly so I actually Feel Something.  Wait that sounds bad.  I feel things!  Normal human emotions like LOVE and FEAR.  Possibly several others too.  QUIZZOLOGICAL.  Whatever the Tense of the word that makes us Quizzological is, THAT'S what I feel ALL THE TIME.  Anyway.  No Pants, No Socks!  Gonna have to put on pants in An Fifty Minutes Block to take out garbage.  NOT SOCKS.  I CAN WEAR SNEAKERS WITHOUT SOCKS I SHOULD DO IT MORE OFTEN THIS IS A GREAT OPPORTUNITY TO START.  Mets game is on APPLE TV for FREE.  Can't PAUSE it though.  I have to watch it LIVE on THE MUTE.  I feel like the word, "Mute," should be a shortened abbreviation for a longer word.  We say, "Mute," colloquially but in real life the full word is Mutation.  The TV is on Mutation for now.  Mutation already means something else.  So what homonyms exist DEAL WITH IT.  I don't think this is a homonym.  Or it IS a homonym but a More Specific kind of homonym.  Also the game I'm watching is between the Homo Texas Rangers and the Homo NYMs (NEW YORK METS).  All teams are Homo I guess.  What was I gonna look up.  Oh right Homonym.  YEAH Specific kind of homonym.  Why did I think I cared about that.  Gotta care about something.  Might as well have it be that.  Too late to go back now!
    Sure.  What's today.  FRIDAY NIGHT.  How can TODAY be a NIGHT.  Easy-- it just is!  That settles that &/or Crap.  Watched some more Tales Crypt today.  Watched second AND LAST episode available to me of Only Murdering In The Bulding.  I LIKE TEH PART WHERE hey what's all this about.  That sort of thing.  I feel like I gotta throw out at least one of the socks I was wearing today.  Too many holes!  PLOT HOLES in the sock one might argue.  You'd lose that argument.  Socks aren't plots.  Not yet at least.  So that's good.  Steak was a little bit larger than usual but not as large as it's been on occasion.  PERECT.  POTATO WAS A GIANT POTATO.  Look that's GREAT.  I'm dividing potato into threeds A GIANT POTATO IS RIGHT UP MY ALLEYWAY.  Look all things being equal I'd probably go with Tootsie Pop after Recess but I'm HIP to your desire to hear what the Kind Act Bar is all about so I'm leaning towards having that FIRST.  BECAUSE I'M THE GREATEST PERSON YOU'LL EVER MEET
    What else is up.  I told you yesterday I had a very brief thought to play Guitar Video game.  Today I had a brief thought-- SLIGHTLY LONGER BRIEF-- to start MAKING new music.  THE TIME HAS COME to briefly x2 consider making new music.  Oh hey I already just did that!  Mission accomplished I guess.  So that's good.  I don't think I've completed a single song on Newer 8 Track Recorder.  Almost forgot all about it.  I could be knocking some songs out of the park with ALL THESE PRESUMABLE NEW DRUM LOOPS.  I HOPE THEY SOUND LIKE SOCAL DRUMS.  THE SOCAL NETWORK.  Not sure what any of those words mean in this context.  Not even sure what, "This Context," is.  Not 100% sure what I'm talking about at all!  Either way I am INSPIRED to make new music because I WROTE A PHRASE DOWN IN MY POCKET NOTEBOOK on one of my walks.  Every new phrase starts out as potential Album Title.  Then over time it's demoted to Song Title.  Then over more time it's demoted to Song Lyric.  AND THAT'S WHERE IT ENDS.  That's how you write lyrics!  You come up with phrases and they gradually get demoted down the chain!
    Works for me.  Guess I'm taking recess after this paragraph.  WAIT A SECOND when I wrote 6 paragarphs for Act II I was imagining doing six paragraphs for each half of Act III.  So I guess I'm writing TWO more paragraphs now YOU FOOL.  Look what else is going on and crap.  What's the phrase I wrote down in my pocket travel notebook to remember.  EH it doesn't matter.  It was something dumb.   Look I can't even come up with three good Entry Titles a day.  How am I supposed to come up with LYRICS.  CAN'T BE DONE let's move on with your lives.  Finished Beer #1.  ONLY 2 today FER SURE.  That finishes what I had leftover from Last week Super market order and FAILED to refrigerate any new beer from this weeks' order.  I STAND BY MY DECISION.  Makes me look like a REAL ADULT to my Dad.  Hey this guy re-upped with some beer and he didn't even open it the first day.  WOW he must have it all figured out I wanna be like him when I grow down.
     That sort of thing.  What else is up.  BEEN OUT OF SODA for the last Oh I Don't Know NINE Minutes.  Figure I'll continue putting off REFILLING MY SODA until after this paragraph.  PROVE ME WRONG YOU CAN'T.  What else is up.  LOOK LIKE MET HIT A GRANDSLAM.  I HOPE THEY SHOW REPEAT SO I CAN WATCH IT IN RETROSPECT.  WHAT THE FUCK WHERE'S THE REPEAT.  I'm staring at the TV for over 60 seconds after a grandslam was just a hit and NO REPEAT REPLAY YET.  APPLE TV IS FUCKING THIS SHIT UP where can I go to vote them out of office.  OKAY THERE TEY JUST SHOWED A Replay.  Not a slow motion replay which is what I wanted.  A FULL SPEED replay.  And they kept the shot on the batter the whole time.  I WANNA SEE them tracking the fly ball as it goes deeper and deeper into the outfield until eventually GOING OUT OF TE OUTFIELD COMPLETELY.  Hmm.  I'll be back in a little while.  ...ALSO SPOILER ALERT it was a 3 run homerun not a 4 run homerun.  SORRY ABOUT THAT

    HEY.  Had Kind Act Bar.  NOT GREAT.  Started off with negative feelings about it which developed into Mediocre feelings about it which developed into neutral feelings about it!  KINDA wanted to use it as a Jumping Off Point for a BANGE.  I had the thought afterwards HEY THIS WOULD BE FUN TO EAT THE REST OF TEM ALL RIGHT NOW.  It's not GREAT but it reminds me that I like stuffing ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING down my gullet!  So that's good.  Took out garbage and everything.  Also this is just a dumb granola bar.  No FIBER.  No PROTEIN.  No KETO.  Gotta imagine granola is healthy.  We used to imagine that at least.  I feel like AS A SOCIETY we're past the point of pretending Granola is any healthier than any other crap just because it TASTES like it SHOULD be healthier.  That's how I feel!  Anyway gonna start drinking beer ANY moment now.
   Granola bar wasn't that bad.  Started off bad because Having Better Things was FRESH IN MY MIND.  By the end I was like hey I eat neutral crap all the time no reason not to include this as Neutral Tasting.  YEAH.  Had a bit of SALT to it.  Amazing.  What do I got in store for the rest of the day.  Maybe start a Shutter Film.  I'd LIKE THAT but on the other hand MY NORMAL BED TIME IS in 45 minutes.  And a huge chunk of that is presumably writing 4.5 more paragraphs.  OH WELL such is life.  I had a dream I was going to an Elite North Eastern College I FORGET WHICH and Bernie Sanders was teaching one of the classes I THINK EITHER LAW OR HISTORY and I was PSYCHED about showing up during his office hours so he'd privately tutor me even more!  IN RETROSPECT I don't think it's their job to privately tutor you during office hours.  Not ALL OUT Private Tutor.  They can help ya A LITTLE but KEEP EVERYTHING IN PERSPECTIVE.
    So that was fun.  Also in the dream I kinda stopped going to college either because of boredom or because it was too hard or something.  But I briefly went and was psyched about Bernie Sanders Office Hours.  ISN'T HIM TEACHING THE REGULAR CLASS ENOUGH.  NOPE PRIVATE ONE ON ONE OFFICE HOURS is where I GET off.  But also I dropped out entirely because of difficulty/boredom/lack of enthusiasm.  OH maybe because of travel.  Still lived in New york.  Have to travel 8 hours every day or something to go.  I DUNNO IT'S JUST A DREAM IT'S NOT REAL.  So get off my back about it.  LOOK was it Harvard?  PLURALITY CHANCE SAYS IT WAS HARVARD.  Other possibilities are YALE or PRINCETON.  Either way TOO HARD, TOO MUCH TRAVEL, TOO BORING.  You put all the pieces together and you get to the reasonable conclusion I GOTTA DO SOMETHING ELSE IN MY DREAMLIFE.  Maybe sex.  IS THAT POSSIBLE.  I'd dream about some sex.  Off the top of my head I'd rather dream about sex than dream OR BE AWAKE about anything else!  Go figure.
    Three paragraphs to go!  What's going on and crap.  Whole new day to live tomorrow.  That's gonna be a hassle.  Last few days have been BUSTS.  Nights aren't that great and the nights are the best parts of the day presumably!  HMM what if I stayed up late.  Like 11:00 PM.   THE MORE TIME YOU GET THE MORE FUN IT IS.  FIT IN AN ENTIRE FREAKIN MOVIE OR SOMETIN.  Sounds reasonable.  VERY reasonable.  More reasonable than anything you've proposed, at least!  YOU'VE GIVEN ME NOTHING.  Thanks a lot YOU JERKS.  That sort of thing.  HEY It's July 1st.  Gotta remember to upload June 22 Page to the internet when I upload New Index Page.  GREAT ANOTHER TING TO DO.  WHEN WILL IT END.  Presumably in about half an hour when I go to bed.  THAT'S ONLY WHEN TE TROUBLE BEGINS.  Gotta try to fall asleep for half an hour.  Then MightNight snacking which is arguably the worst part of the day entirely.  LOOK MY LIFE IS THE PITS but it could be worse I guess.  A LOT.
    Penultimate paragraph.  Kind Act Bar came in pack of FIVE.  Seems kind of weird!  4 or 6 or 8 I can see.  FIVE?  I don't GET IT but I kind of LIKE IT.  Regardless of how I feel about the Kind Act Bar, I'm ON BOARD with an interesting amount of Five.  And for some reason it being mediocre just makes me like It Being Five Of Them even more!  I DON'T GET IT and now NEITHER DO YOU.  I said it so you wouldn't get it!  So we'd have something in common.  SHARED EXPERIENCE BETWEEN YOU AND ME.  GOTTEM.  Huh?  What else is up.  Guess I can see myself enjoying these bars if I put out of my mind amount of calories they are.  THEY'RE FINE DUMB SNACKS NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT LIFE IS OKAY.  More or less.  A little bit LESS but THAT'S OKAY, TOO.    The good news is I can divide KIND ACT BARS INTO TWO THIRDS.  Have 2/3rds of a bar at a time.  THAT'S MORE MY SPEED.  What the Hell am I even talking about.
    No spoilers!  Last paragraph of the NightTime Day.  Like where I'm at tonight with UPCOMING SNACK ALLOTMENT.  Solid Health Ice Cream Bar for bedtime NO WORRIES THERE.  Either TOOTSIE POP or maybe SMALLERISH PROTEIN BAR after entry.  THAT's IT.  That's the upcoming snack allotment.  Anyway what else is crap.  Pretty much everything!  HEY I GOTTA BREAKFAST TO THINK ABOUT.  Guess I should be having 2.5 Black and Whites.  IF NOT NOW WHEN.  I ALSO GOT Frozen Breakfast Sandwich THAT SHOULD BE A CONTENDER AS WELL.  FAIR POINT I'LL GIVE SOME THOUGHT TO THAT AS WELL.  Don't think I won't!  Or think I won't, what do I care, it has no effect on me whatsoever.  So that's good.  I think it'd be COOL and FUN if I took a break from Entrying one day.  POSSIBLY TOMORROW DAY.  I'm not GOING to but IN THEORY it'd work out for everyone.  Oh well too late now.  Anyway.  That'll do it for tonight.  See ya later!

-9:43 P.M.

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