Thursday, March 31, 2022

We're Waiting For Entertainment

    WHERE'S MY INVITATION TO COKE FUELED ORGIES.  I don't wanna go but it's an honor just to be nominated!  Anyway what else is going on.  Did some BANGE eating last night.  A lot but could have been worse.  Did it in EVENING.  We're talkin' made up for 40% of it just by skipping dinner.  Was it PRODUCTIVE?  I DUNNO YOU TELL ME.  Still gonna try to not count calories with meals based on having the same meals overall anyway.  NOW I'm thinking don't count calories with snacks-- just count snacks!  7 Snack allotment for a day (MAYBE this will encourage me to top out at 3 or 4 like regular person).  MEAN calorie of snack is around 115 calories.  PERECT.  Let's see how that goes.  It could be a game changer!  Speaking of game changers this is the last month of the week.  The last day of the month.  The first day of the last day before the next month.  Anyway.  I'd go to SOME coke fueled orgies.  Not the ones this guy is talking about though!
     Also only if I can wrap a towel around my waist for 90% of the time to hide my shame.  That sort of thing.  Anyway got Bison Burger for lunch.  Dad said he might not need a delivery tonight which means I can still finish Super Market food from last week on time!  Have that Alfredo dish for dinner!  Let's see how that shakes out.  Anyway.  Was ready to Double or Triple the size of binge on walk I started before cooling off from binge.  Was on my way to get more crap.  Ended up not going any further.  YOU IDIOT.  I only gained A QUARTER OF A POUND OR SO yesterday.  HAH.  Plus it was productive.  COUNTIN' SNACKS NOT CALORIES.  Anyway.  Nice re-uppin' with snacks and other assorted foods tomorrow.  Both Amazon Fresh AND Fresh Direct.  WOW.  THAT SETTLES THAT ONCE AND FOR ALL.  Well maybe once.  I wouldn't say for all.  Not settled in perpetuity.  What else is going on and crap.  On time today!  VERY much on time.
     Had breakfast burrito for breakfast!  FINALLY.  DELICIOUS.  I dunno why I was putting this off!  Probably because I'm an idiot!  Anyway.  With current walk and exercise schedule, if I have seven snacks at 115 calorie average and the amount of calories I estimate for meals, I should be just about breaking even.  So if I wanna lose a pound what I gotta do is build up a surplus of about 30 snacks over time!  INTERESTING.  VERY INTERESTING.  WELL SORT OF INTERESTING.  IT'S ON THE INTEREST SPECTRUM. ...WAY AT THE LEFT.  It goes from uninteresting to interesting left to right also.  That should be obvious.  Anyway.  I figure apple and banana are aright around 115.  That's why it's a good MEAN.  Encourage me to eat fruit to know I'm hittin' target exactly.  YOU IDIOT.  Also maybe I want a pop tart and it counts as 1.5 snacks.  Maybe I want a 40 cal fudgesicle and it counts as .5 snacks.  ANYTHING INBETWEEN THOUGH rounds off to 1 snack.  HMM INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.  Wait no it's not.  OH RIGHT JUST LIKE BEFORE.
     Sure!  Most soda I get is caffeine free now.  Now that Cola is caffeine free everything else falls into place.  Except for orange soda and snapple.  Drop down from 4-6 orange sodas to 2, see if that's good enough.  Drop down from 3 snapples to 2 or 3 snapples.  That might not be dropping down at all.  Sure it isn't.  Get off my back about it.  Drop down from 2 cups of coffee to 2 cups of coffee.  YEAH.  National food of The Tomorrow is... National Fresh Celery MONTH and National Sourdough Bread Day.  Leave me out of Celery.  I Don't Want It!  I'll try some sourdough bread.  Sounds interesting.  YOU HAD ME AT BREAD.  Also sourdough sounds interesting.  Also this month is very explicit WE'RE NOT ADVOCATING UNFRESH CELERY.  LET'S GET THAT OUT IN THE OPEN AND BE PERECTLY CLEAR ABOUT IT.  What else.  I'd have some sour dough bread.  YES We COVERED That.  The point is I estimate yesterday I'm down a surplus (deficit?) of EIGHT snacks before MightNight and then TEN snacks after MightNight.  Okay.  I can work with that.
     YEAH.  Coffee after this paragraph.  Checked to see if there was Caffeine in Ritalin.  Don't look like there is!  Great.  I wonder if there's caffeine in caffeine pills.  My guess is yes.  What else is up.  Gotta nice lunch today.  I should be looking forward to it more.  Whenever I realize oh right got delicious bison burger with 3 toppings I'm looking forward to it.  But I'm not realizing that NEARLY enough over the course of this morning so far.  Anyway.  Have some Halfway crumbs of BBQ Pop Chips with it.  Not crumbs!  Not full pieces either!  Gotta eat them at some point.  Have some now.  YOU IDIOTS.  What else.  If scale is to believed in afternoon which is more accurate than morning, and I AM 121 LB, then I DO only wanna lose 1 pound.  EXACTLY.  Let's get to 120.  I'm obsessed with my weight.  NOT MY APPEARANCE.  I care a lot about it but I wouldn't say OBSESSED.  I'm obsessed with THE NUMBERS.  Wonder how common that is among people.  Probably SOME OTHER PEOPLE FELL THIS WAY.  Coffee time.
    YEAH.  What other numbers should I be obsessed with.  I feel I used to be obsessed with my Height Number.  But that never changes.  What can ya do about it.  Don't even think about it anymore!  I CAN STAND ON TOES AND OR SLOUCH.  Yeah I guess I'll consider those options.  I CAN DO BOTH AND THEY EVEN OUT.  I can consider that as well!  What else is up.  Met game on TV tonight same time as last night!  Ended up not watching it at all last night!  Let's see how tonight goes!  Anyway Thursday.  I can dig me some Thursday.  That's Thanksgiving Day!  1/52 Thursdays at least.  NOT BAD ODDS.  I'll gamble if I'm getting good odds.  Okay here's the deal, I bet 100 dollars next Thursday is Thanksgiving, and I'll take only 200 dollars if I win.  You're getting GREAT odds on this deal.  I FEEL LUCKY.  No I don't.  Kinda feel unlucky right now.  Oh well that's life I guess.  I'LL FEEL LUCKY AGAIN LATER DON'T YOU WORRY.  Probably right around eating First Snack.  WOW I GET TO HAVE A GRANOLA BAR OR SOMETHING.  THIS IS THE LIFE.
    Huh.  I wonder if cutting down on caffeine will effect my life in other ways.  My guess is KIND OF.  Maybe a little bit less pep in my step.  I don't like the sound of that.  I need MORE PEP IN MY STEP if anything.  No I Don't.  YEAH BUT IT FEELS GOOD THE MORE PEP IN YOUR STEP THE BETTER YA FEEL.  What else is up.  Seventh paragraph.  Pizza would have been nice tonight.  But ya know what?  AlFredo Pasta dish with mushrooms AIN'T NO SLOUCH EITHER.  So there's that to consider.  Anyway.  How can I Make today a B- day.  Don't do things that would make it a C- Day.  Interesting idea.  Sounds like a good place to start.  Let's go with that for now and if I think of anything else I'll let ya know.  Gonna TRY to get Black & White Cookie and Brownie again this week to have for Breakfasts.  Try NOT to eat them as Banges.  Let's see how that goes.  THEY'RE BIG BREAKFASTS BUT NOT TOO BIG.  ALSO DELICIOUS.  ALSO WOW I WAKE UP AND GET TO HAVE ONE OF THOSE I'M STARTING THE DAY OFF ON A B/B+ RIGHT THERE.  Hey great what else is up.
     Yeah!  ADDED BBQ SALMON TO SUPER MARKET ORDER.  DANGIT.  That's good but I don't like having to have 2 meals of it.  Ya get FOUR.  My Mom'll have ONE.  I can have TWO for a meal.  ONE left over.  Pair that with SOMETHIN ELSE.  So that's two meals I guess.  HMM I could have some fun thinking of a good thing to pair it with though.  MUCH FUN.  Anyway what else is MUCH FUN.  Eighth paragraph!  Figure getting back from next walk to write 2nd act is as good a time as any to have a snack.  WOW IT COULD BE ANYTHING.  ANYTHING THAT I HAVE.  Which is I DUNNO A DOZEN THINGS?  Many of them similar to each other!  Jeez.  HEY I DIDN'T HAVE A CHOCOLATE CARAMEL PRETZEL BAR YESTERDAY.  That might be in the cards!  Sounds promising.  VERY promising.  Anyway the point is whether I can make up a pound within a month or so to get to Ideal Weight (if scale is even telling truth) for next check in or not... will current arrangement make me LESS obsessive about it.  And/or easier to maintain the maintenance diet?  I DUNNO BUT IF IT CAN DO ONE OR BOTH OF THOSE THINGS BIG TIME GAME CHANGER. 
     Yep.  Ninth paragraph.  Last time I paired bonus BBQ Salmon Filet with cup o noodles.  Seems reasonable.  That's definitely one way to go.  Assuming I still have cup o noodles.  And if I don't I still have time to get some.  Gotta look into that if I really feel like it.  What was I talking about.  Anything worthwhile.  I know I've written 8+ paragraphs.  I feel like there's probably seven or eight worthwhile thoughts in there.  Today is a WARMER day than the last few days.  You know what that's like right?  WARMER.  Cool.  WRONG WARM WE JUST COVERED THIS.  Made an executive decision to re-up with Breakfast Treats.  Not sure what kind of ideal breakfast I'm imagining.  Pretty much best work as an element of a dessert breakfast made up of 2 different things.  Oh so that's the kind of ideal breakfast I'm imagining.  Right.  But I said I don't wanna do that anymore.  Well gotta SLOWLY stop doing it.  I can't go from All The Time to Never.  GOTTA DO IT GRADUALLY.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  B- Day in store IN JUST A LITTLE BIT.  Relatively!  The entry is KIND OF relatively almost over.  Certainly closer than before I started.  And CERTAINLY closer before I took the walk before I started.  And DEFINITELY closer than MightNight Snacks of which I believe I had 2.  YEAH.  ALL THAT STUFF.  GREAT.  What else is wonderful.  I could have Breakfast Treat as Snack.  I could even had 1.5 breakfast treats as snack.  That's 1.5 is pretty much THE AVERAGE SIZE for a snack.  But probably just 1.  I start doing 1.5's that can lead me down a dark dark path of splitting things in half which may never end and only get worse.  HUH.  What else is going on and crap.  For a while was successful splitting pop tarts in half.  For a few months half the time my breakfast was 1.5 pop tarts.  AND IT WORKED.  Go figure.  The point is HEY the Act is done.  I'll be back in a little while.

That's A Tough One

    Had delicious Pretzel Chocolate Caramel Bar!  Gonna delete Black & White and 2 different brownies from order as presumable Single Thing BReakfast Desserts.  GIVE FROSTED FLAKES A CHANCE.  That's how I feel!  Also I realize these breakfast burritos are great!  I had put them off for a long time, even more than the Healthier Breakfast Sandwiches, because they're more calories.  GUESS WHAT THESE DAYS THEY'RE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF CALORIES.  So basically life keeps getting better and better.  Anyway.  Maybe put Burger in microwave.  Don't even bother taking it out of the bun.  For some reason that sounds like fun to me.  Fun isn't the right word.  Well what is the right word braniac.  I dunno gonna have to think about that.  It's on THE SPECTRUM of fun.  Certainly more than NO FUN AT ALL.  But Less than 110% Fun.  Anyway what else is going on.  Still got that 4 pieces of mediumish small rugulah!  Of which I would imagine I end up having 3 and one of parents will have 1.  THAT'S FUN IS THE POINT.
     YEAH!  New flavor of Pop Tart I'm trying is CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIE DOUGH.  IF IT IS WHAT YOU SAY IT IS I LOVE IT.  I dunno.  I predict them being a 6 out of 10.  And for some reason I'm VERY confident about that.  I dunno why!  Anyway.  Seven snacks a day every day.  Well when I put it that way it sounds CRAZY.  You'd think 4-6 snacks should be more than enough.  YEAH YOU'D THINK SO WOULDN'T YOU.  Maybe it is.  And this is just the context I need to start shrinking the amount of snacks!  I'd give that a solid 6 out of 100 chance.  You might call it 6%.  I'd call it 6%!  It's fun!  What else is up.  Definitely having AlFredo for dunner.  Unless I have it for lonch and burger for dinner.  The point is NO PIZZA TONIGHT and I'M OKAY with that.  YOU IDIOTS.  What can I do to make today a solid B-.  Have NEWS that's a solid B-.  IT CAN'T HURT TO DREAM.  Can't really help either though.  Dreaming doesn't really accomplish much.  So in that sense IT DOES hurt.  Think of all the positive things you can be doing while you're doing the neutral pointless dreaming.  HURTS TO DREAM IS THE POINT.  GET UP AND GET TO WORK DOING GOOD.  EITHER FOR SOCIETY OR YOUR OWN PLEASURE.  I REALLY DON'T CARE.
     Wonderful.  Coffee with Act III presumably.  I can, "DIG," that!  What else is going on and crap.  What Tales From That Crypt am I up to.  Oh. I  know.  The one I was just watching last.  Stopped it halfway through.  AMAZING.  ERNIE HUDSON IS THE STAR!  Or maybe he's the co-star.  He's the BIG NAME in the episode is the point.  How sure are we that his name isn't BERNIE Hudson and someone made a mistake jotting it down at some point and rather than make a fuss he just stuck with it.  My guess?  I wanna say VERY sure but look we're NOT sure.  EXTREMELY unlikely.  But if we're talking Sureness, NOPE!  Hmm.  I think Doctor said sugar can also cause lots of urination.  One could argue I eat too much sugar.  One could argue I eat TEN TIMES too much sugar.  YOU'D LOSE THAT ARGUMENT.  PROBABLY AROUND 3-5 TIMES TOO MUCH SUGAR.  So GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Still though 300-500% daily sugar intake isn't great.  SURE IT IS.  IT'S WONDERFUL.  YOU IDIOT.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Let's do it!  I wonder when I will have lunch.  SPOILER ALERT sometime around 1:30 or 2:00 PM.  I wonder how easy it will be for me to wait till lunch.  My guess is I DON'T LIKE HAVING TO WAIT BUT ALL IN ALL LIFE CAN THROW WORSE CURVEBALLS YOUR WAY.  Also this isn't a curveball.  It happens every day and not just with lonch but also with donner.  Kind of an 88 MPH fastball.  NOPE MORE LIKE A NOT SO GREAT CHANGE UP.  Look we can debate all day whether this is an inadequate change up or fastball but that'd get us nowhere.  Let's just agree it's not a curveball.  WHY NOT.  WHY CAN'T IT BE AN INADEQUATE CURVEBALL.  An inadequate curveball is one that doesn't curve.  So it's not a curveball.  You throw a curveball that doesn't work SUDDENLY IT'S NOT EVEN A CURVEBALL.  What about a change up.  Is a bad change up a ball that doesn't, "CHANGE UP," at all.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT CHANGE UP MEANS.  Is it like you see the ball coming and OH SHIT IT JUST CHANGED UP.  PRESUMABLY THE DIRECTION UP.  ENDED UP HIGHER IN THE STRIKE ZONE THAN I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT.  I don't know what baseball is get off my back about it.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Gonna go with VEGGIE BURGER as secondary Sandwich for upcoming week.  Also still have high quality sawdust dogs that I very well may have as TERTIARY sandwich lonch for upcoming week.  Also primary sandwich is still turkey.  C'mon.  Turkey is every week.  It's the GOLD STANDARD.  I guess.  Makes sense.  Anyway what else is up.  Sure I'll use Measuring Cup to pour Frosted Flakes in bowl at first.  Probably at second through fourth, too!  Then-- if I wanna continue eating Frosted Flakes as breakfast-- I'd probably be able to estimate how much I wanna put in based on my own cognition.  WOW I MUST BE SOME SORT OF GENIUS TO ESTIMATE THAT KINDA THING.  Probably.  I might not be able to, though!  HMM SOUNDS LIKE I MAY BE LESS OF A GENIUS THAN WE FIRST THOUGHT.  Probably.  Anyway.  What else is up.  I could take burger out of bun and microwave that.  But for some reason I'm thinking ya know what?  Slightly soggy bun from microwave?  THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.  Soggy bun is fun.  That's how I feel right now!  Because I'm not doing too good in the head.  Hmm.  I'll be back in a little bit.

Just Look At Me

    Maybe just have bison burger cold!  No one would ever see that coming!  Except for me!  I'm the one who thought of it!  Nah.  I checked though.  The burger is somewhat stuck to bottom half of bun.  Top half comes off.  So I can do it halfway.  Microwave burger, toppings, and bottom bun, while leaving the top half of the bun unmicrowaved.  Then TURN IT UPSODE DOWN and eat it that way.  Easier to eat it if the soggy half is on top.  I think that truth is self evident.  What else.  Coffee after this paragraph!  Close to ending the entry.  Confident the day might be B-!  NOT confident the news will be B-.  But it's vaguely possible!  What else is up.  How's my shoulder thing.  Right now not so bad.  Didn't notice anything at all until just now.  Now that I think about it SLIGHT PAIN.  However I get to have coffee after this sentence So There's That.  Hey great what else is going on.
     Hmm.  Finish entry.  Take a shower.  Wait a couple of Tens Of Minutes or something.  EAT THAT SUCKER OF A BURGER.  YEAH.  Actually now I think I'm really looking forward to one piece of salmon and cup o noodles non cup o noodles brand but same basic premise IMMEDIATELY.  Lunch tomorrow.  FIRST THING I EAT after re-upping with Super Market.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Delicious.  MARU CHAN.  That sounds like the brand name.  I got at MOST 2 or 3 letters wrong and possibly ALL RIGHT.  Lemme LTURQ.  THE LETTERS ARE ALL RIGHT BUT THERE'S NO SPACE BETWEEN THE MARU AND THE CHAN.  Great.  I think there should be less space between all sorts of words.  Here we are wasting time and space when we could be doing words without space.  They do that in some languages.  Ancient languages mostly.  No one had thought yet WAIT A SECOND WHAT IF WE MAKE IT EASIER TO READ.  Oh well at least we figured it out eventually.  That's History For Ya!
     Anyway.  Maybe some Horrific Movie this afternoon and/or night.  Haven't done that in DAYS.  And it was a nice little tradition for 2 days going on four days.  When it was Scream --> Halloween Kills GREAT tradition!  Brand new high quality HIGH PRODUCTION VALUES horror movies I HAVEN'T SEEN YET.  It's only downhill from there!  But still any horror movie I haven't seen yet that's three quarters way good in one way or another is more than enough to justify keeping that tradition alive!  OH RIGHT EATEN ALIVE.  Wait no I saw that in the afternoon.  DANGIT.  Why don't they just make an Orange soda without caffeine.  Just do it.  What are you stupid or something.  Maybe it doesn't taste Orange without the caffeine.  MAYBE LOTS OF THINGS OKAY?  Hmm.  Also EXCUSE ME there's an EXCLAMATION MARK after Eaten Alive.  It's actually titled, "Eaten Alive!"  So pronounce it in your head accordingly from now on.  YEAH.  I feel like with new context I can regularly clock in at under 7 snacks a day.  Of course I feel that way now.  It's been 3 hours since I started this.  PLUS I've already had a snack.  The point is Hey Might Work Who Knows.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Man oh man.  GOOD Frozen Breakfasts.  GOOD Frosted Flakes.  We're becoming slightly better at eating breakfasts between the two of those things.  Gotta start the day off right.  Then continue the day right.  Then end the day right.  THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LOT OF WORK.  WHAT IF I JUST LET'S SAY CONTINUE THE DAY RIGHT.  THAT'S HALFWAY THERE.  START IT OFF WRONG, END IT WRONG, BUT DO IT RIGHT FOR A NICE CHUNK IN THE MIDDLE.  That sounds like a fair B- Compromise.  Everyone gets a B- of What They Want with that compromise.  What's going on again?  Hmm.  Don't think I'm gonna re-up with the Pop Chips just yet!  Got wheat thins and cheez its.  Give THEM a chance to shine for a little while.  I feel like I haven't been utilizing my Cheez Its well enough.  Always look past them but they could be a game changer if I just gave them a chance!  Wow.  Also Wheat Thins?  DELICIOUS.  Look I got nothing against Pop Chips but we gotta mix it up a bit at this moment in my life.  Side for sandwich life.  That's mostly it.  Hmm.
     Last paragraph!  Let's get this out of the way so we can all move on with our respective lives.  NO MOVIN' ON WITH OTHER PEOPLE'S LIVES.  Leave their lives alone.  It doesn't belong to you!  What else is going on and crap.  Hmm maybe try some ROCKSMITH today.  Vaguely seems like something I might kind of enjoy.  Only time will tell.  In the mean time though huh.  Do I watch pornography on my PHONE or on my TV coming up after shower.  This is a tough one!  Phone is easier.  But TV is a larger picture!  BUT if I wanna listen to it phone is more safe.  TV is presumably louder because the sound waves need to reach me from further away.  RISKY.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Not much!  That's about it!  Hey it's the last entry of the month.  This will forever be the first entry someone sees if they click on March 2022.  Not sure why they would.  I guess they feel like it for some dumb reason.  Anyway.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-12:04 P.M.
 

Wednesday, March 30, 2022

Anyone Can Do It

    HEY!  Saw urologist today.  That's why I'm a few hours behind schedule.  Got some good input!  I always felt I was urinated an insane amount even relative to the insane amount of soda I drink.  He deduced right away oh it's the caffeine in the soda.  And I was like HEY HALF THE TIME IT SAYS CAFFEINE FREE... oh wait, the other half of the time, that's still a lot of caffeine... GOOD DEAL THANKS FOR THE TIP.  So hopefully that works itself out.  Drop down to only No Caffeine Soda!  WOW WHAT A MIX EM UP I'm EXCITED about limiting my options.  Sounds fun.  Anyway.  He recognized my retracting testicle which is good that I'm not just imagining it.  Says he's not worried but if it gets worse or I start to feel pain there's some nice surgery they can do.  He said something like each of our testicles are on strings.  I may have been not paying attention and he said something else.  Either way GOOD DEAL.  Also they didn't check my weight.  Great!  Who needs it!
     Gonna eat lunch after walk after Act I.  Was imagining just eating lunch and then writing act II.  Maybe do both at once!  Lunch gonna be AlFredo Dish with Mushrooms.  Dinner gonna be Bison Burger.  Already got it yesterday.  Now it's waiting in the wings.  AKA My fridge.  I call my fridge The Wings.  Well, in this paragraph, at least.  What else is going on and crap.  Most sodas seem to be Caffeine Free BUT both Coke and Pepsi aren't.  Those are my GO TO'S!  HMM SUPER MARKET SELLS CAFFEINE FREE DIET COKE.  This could be a game changer.  I've been getting COKE ZEROS.  Back to DIET COKES???  It's been a while but OKAY WHY NOT.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Met game this evening.  I can live with watching some of that.  Probably.  It MIGHT kill me.  I like my odds though.  The point is NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW IS...  OH NO DIET ORANGE IS CAFFEINE.  NO BACK UP FOR THAT.  Coke/Pepsi might be my go-to by Diet Orange is my SECONDARY GO TO and there's NO REPLACEMENT.  Well I can just get orange soda but drink it at maybe a third of the rate.  THESE ARE THE TOUGH DECISIONS I WILL HAVE TO MAKE.
   Oh, right.  National Food Of The Tomorrow-- Last National Food Of The Month-- is... National Clams on the half shell day.  I've heard of TURTLES on the half shell.  I've heard of CLAMS.  I know clams can be in SHELLS.  I guess they're HALF SHELLS.  Fair enough this all checks out apparently no problem here.  Used to be my favorite food!  Baked Clams.  When I was an Upper Child we all agreed that baked clams from Donovan's: The Restaurant was my favorite food!  Upper Child means 8-11, 12 years old.  NOW YOU KNOW.  You might call it PRE-TEEN but you're wrong.  8 and 9 isn't pre-teen.  Is 10 pre-teen?  I don't think so!  11 and 12 are pre-teen and that's the end of that debate.  Anyway.  I was real primed to be either very disappointed or very happy with what my weight was.  NOW I HAVE NOWHERE TO DIRECT THESE PRESUMPTIVE EMOTIONS.  Thanks a lot LIFE.  I hate life.  So stupid!  Let's Kill Life.
     Hmm.  Coffee after fifth paragraph.  Still gonna drink 2 cups a day!  Why not.  I gotta do something.  Snapple has caffeine and there's no good non-caffeine replacement for that.  Cut that down by half or 2 thirds, too.  WONDERFUL.  I gotta be honest I'm kind of gonna miss having to urinate uncontrollably all the time.  It's been a good reliable part of my life the last half year or so and we've had some good memories.  Going into Starbucks Bathroom every other day despite Pandemic.  Peeing my pants 2 or 3 times.   Struggling not to pee my pants much more times.  Memories that will last a life time.  I wonder what the next thing will be that makes my life consistently uncomfortable.  Could be anything!  Could even be YOU.  Hmm.  Probably.  If you entered my life, whoever you are, gotta imagine you'd make me consistently uncomfortable!  I CALL EM LIKE I SEE EM.  So there's that and whatnot.
     Yeah!  Ate a lot of chocolate presumably during binges.  Binges were over 90% The Sweets and gotta imagine a HUGE amount of that was chocolate associated sweets.  YEAH!  Let's see how hungry I am over the next couple of hours.  Not 100% guaranteed I'll eat lunch exactly after upcoming walk.  WE GOTTA WAIT AND SEE YOU IDIOTS.  Anyway.  Always kinda proud when I fill up Urine Testing Cup more than they ask for.  In the past I've always heard oh just an eighth or a fifth or something is fine.  Today they asked me for halfway.  I BLEW RIGHT PAST THAT.  GAVE EM 80%.  COULDA BEEN MORE BUT THERE'S A LIMIT.  Anyway it's nice to do nice things for people like give them more urine than they absolutely need.  Anyway.  Mightnight snacks last night.  Either had the tiniest amount possible or More Than That and don't remember.  GO FIGURE!  Hey it's time to drink coffee.  Really enjoy the caffeine this time around.  Cause it's gonna start being cut outta diet Not Completely But A Lot!  Figure I should try to cut it out more than a lot AT FIRST just to see if it helps.  Then maybe loosen up a bit because I LIKE ORANGE SODA.
     Sure!  What else is up.  THE SKY.  GENIUS.  That joke would be GREAT coming from a four year old.  A four year old tells you that joke you think THIS GUY HAS GOT A FUTURE!  I DUNNO IN WHAT.  BUT PRESUMABLY HE'S GONNA BE ALIVE FOR A WHILE AND I WISH HIM THE BEST OF LUCK.  Also how high up is the sky.  I then we can agree 10 feet above of us isn't the sky.  But 100 feet?  That's gotta be the sky already.  WHAT'S THE CUT OFF THERE ARE NO RULES.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Day II of not keeping track of calories of meals.  Day II of KIND OF STILL KEEPING TRACK OF CALORIES OF MEALS. But the main premise is don't let it decide what meals I want.  YEAH.  We drove by a Popeyes and I was talking to my Dad about it and explaining it and was like It's like KFC but focused more on like Southern Style COoki... WAIT A SECOND THE OTHER ONE HAS KENTUCKY IN THE NAME, TOO.  Look let's just say it.  Popeyes is more African American Style Southern Food.  And also let's just say it IT'S BETTER BY A LONGSHOT.  Also let's just say it.  Say what.  WHATEVER YOU WANT THE BALLS IN YOUR HOURT.  Combingation of Court and Heart.  Interesting.
     Seventh paragraph!  Good deal.  I've been seeing the odd poll here and there without checking obsessively that show Congress is in play!  Republicans definitely got the advantage but if Democrats Just Do Good Things they can win.  EASY.  Just do good things.  HOW DUMB ARE YOU.  That's my politics hot take.  Not a bad hot take.  It's a reasonable hot take to make!  Get off my back about it is the point.  Still got Turkey Meatloaf & Health Spaghetti for lunch tomorrow.  Then after that NO MEALS PLANNED EXACTLY AT ALL.  You IDIOTS.  Anyway went with Belgian Waffle yesterday instead of CCP.  I have no regrets!  It worked out fine.  I thought it was DELICIOUSITUDE.  Only gonna fit in 7 walks today instead of Lately Standard Of 8.  Unless I take a Quite Late Walk.  Which sounds kinda fun!  But on the other hand Nah I Ain't Gonna Do That.  What else is going on and crap.  Not 100% happy with standard EQ and Levels and whatnot Settings for my Speakers while listening to music.  Look it's PRETTY GOOD.  But I feel like I could fine tune it better.  HMM.  I bet there's things on internet where they give you ADVICE on how to FINE TUNE IT to YOUR liking.  Not really, more to THEIR liking.  What does internet know about YOU.  A LOT.  That's the main thing the internet is.  Mining and algorithming information about you.  That IS the internet.  Oh okay.
     Sure.  GOT JALEPENO PEPPERS ON BISON BURGER.  Went a solid streak without them.  Now I feel like it's time to BRING THE HEAT.  Or something.  I dunno.  Who cares.  Hmm.  Maybe have coffee #2 with act #2 and then Quite Late Lunch with act #3.  WONDERFUL.  The later the lunch the more good my life is for some reason I can't quite explain or comprehend myself.  Maybe do a fantasy baseball draft today.  If not now, WHEN?  Some other time.  But if not now, OR some other time, WHEN?  Guess Never in that case.  The point is how early do I have to draft Starling Marte if I wanna get him.  As high as the fourth round?  He brings ya THE STEALS!!!!  ALSO SOME HOMERUNS AND NOT BAD IN OTHER CATEGORIES.  This entire draft centers around me getting Starling Marte.  But I don't wanna look like AN IDIOT drafting him too early.  So you can see the kind of predicament I'm in.  What else is going on.  Also he may be slightly injured still.  Working his way back from injury!  Seems to be almost 100% Worked Way Back but if I'm not on board with him from the start like I am it'd be a red flag.  NOT FOR ME.  I'M ON BOARD FROM THE START.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  Nice al fredo dish.  I like the part where it's pasta.  Spike in some mushroom too with your fork AT THE SAME TIME.  Delicious.  Anyway had a nightmare I was out and about somewhere, inside for a lot of it, and then I realized WAIT A SECOND I HAVEN'T BEEN WEARING A MASK THIS WHOLE TIME.  AND I'VE BEEN OUT AND ABOUT AND INSIDE FOR MOST OF IT (EVEN NOW) FOR HOURS.  Also the thing that gripped me wasn't so much OH NO I MIGHT HAVE COVID but also equally OH NO I LET MY PARENTS DOWN THEY WON'T LIKE THIS.  It was a solid 50/50 between the two of those.  I feel that's reasonable.  I had the reasonable accurate response halfway that I might have covid.  And I had a reasonable accurate response MY PARENTS WILL BEAT ME IF THEY GOT WIND OF THIS.  They gotta wait a few weeks, though!  Might have covid!  Can't get too close!  Gotta imagine that's a plot for a sitcom episode.  Kid gets covid and then parents gotta socially distance and kid gets into shenanigans because his parents CAN'T DO A THING ABOUT IT.  BRILLIANT.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Probably gonna wait till act III for lunch.  I thought I was definitely gonna be ready to have lunch with Act II but I had an extra snack to tide me over and now it looks like it's gonna tide me over even more than expected!  WOW WHAT A GREAT STORY.  I CAN'T WAIT TO READ IT AGAIN.  AT SOME POINT.  I'LL GET AROUND TO IT.  DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT ME.  Huh.  What else is up.  I was thinking about my dream from the night before where I was only wearing a towel out and about in the city.  And I realized I was still heavy in the dream.  I couldn't really wrap the towel all the way around my midsection because apparently I was still around the 40-50 pounds heavier I was before dieting.  GIVES YA SOME INSIGHT INTO MY FOREGROUND MIND.  Still kinda subconsciously imagine myself as fat.  WOW WHAT A GREAT DREAM.  NOW I KNOW MY BACKGROUND MIND.  I SAID FOREGROUND BUT MAYBE IT'S MORE BACKGROUND.  OR IN THE MIDDLE.  The point is WALK TIME.

What Do We Have Here

    Got a lot of Coke Zero With Caffeine to drink over the next two days!  Not only do I need to finish it because I wanna transition to Low Caffeine Diet, but I misappropriated my soda consumption this week and drank the ancillary sodas at a higher rate as I should.  Mostly DOWN TO COKE ZERO almost exclusively for 2 days.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE.  Hmm.  Most people don't drink soda all day.  What a strange existence that must be.  Where do you get your flavor from?  COFFEE?  Sounds fun.  I think people who drink 5-10 cups of coffee a day probably got it all figured out.  Not caffeine-wise.  Best of luck to them with that!  But OTHERWISE you're drinking an insane amount of coffee I think that means your life is pretty good.  Sounds about WRONG.  Hmm.  I must keep you updated on Lunch.  Thinking about possibly having turkey meatloaf and health spaghetti for lunch.  JUST SO EVERYTHING'S OUT IN THE OPEN NOW.
     Yeah.  My left shoulder back still hurts.  Not quite the shoulder.  But some muscle OR TENDON pretty close to shoulder.  I don't like it!  It's a nagging pain.  LOOK I either want no pain or ALL OUT PAIN.  None of this nagging halfway pain.  PICK A SIDE.  Huh.  Starting to lose enthusiasm for Caramel Chocolate Pretzel Bar.  Still PRETTY good.  But I'm not like THIS IS GREAT anymore.  I'm more like WELL FOR THE AMOUNT OF CALORIES, FOR A SNACK I WANT RIGHT NOW, I COULD DEFINITELY BE DOING WORSE.  Gotta imagine over time I'll lose even more enthusiasm for it!  Anyway.  CHOCOLATE GOT THAT CAFFEINE.  GOOD I'M GLAD.  Anyway.  Gotta imagine there's some POSITIVE side effects of Caffeine Binging Every Day.  Not sure what.  Guess I'll find out soon!  Some part of my life will start to dip in quality and I'll be like OH RIGHT THAT WAS GOOD BECAUSE OF THE CAFFEINE.  DANGIT.  What else is going on and crap.  PARAGRAPH OVER.
    Anyway.  Last night after remembering the key part of dream where Towel was hard to fit around my waist, I did a Science and Experimented and put towel around my naked waist.  TOTALLY REASONABLY FIT.  LOOK if I was 5-10 pounds lighter would it REALLY WRAP AROUND NICE?  Sure.  But wraps around pretty good right now reasonably well.  Not like in the dream.  DUMB DREAM.  AND GET THIS DREAM THINKS ITS SMART.  DREAM IS DUMBER THAN US ALL.  What else is up.  I hope I turn into living a life where I eat A Double Size Bowl of Frosted Flakes as standard breakfast. I  don't know why.  I just feel like that would be a pretty good life.  LOW in calories compared to what I aim for.  But it's still a DOUBLE SIZED BOWL.  And gotta imagine it's basically like well this is just like eating sugar.  Slightly less sweet than pure sugar but YA KNOW WHAT THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M AFTER.  Sounds about PERECT.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Also means I'm not eating pop tarts or ice cream sandwiches or cookies or pastries of other sorts for breakfast.  NOPE CEREAL.  NOT A HUGE AMOUNT ALL IN ALL EITHER.  NORMAL PERSON EATING NORMAL BREAKFAST CEREAL.  NOT A CHILD EATING DESSERT EVERY DAY WHEN HE WAKES UP.
     So there's a solid 25% chance it pans out that way!  May be over estimating it.  But it's definitely RELATIVELY possible.  What else is going on and crap.  LOOK I CAN PAIR CEREAL WITH DESSERT TOO.  Kinda defeats the purpose.  But gotta imagine it might turn into that!  What else is going on and crap.  3/30/22.  SOUNDS ACCURATE.  Hmm.  Was gonna have coffee with act II but my tummy hurts JUST A SLIGHT LITTLE BIT.  Not really even Halfway Pain but just nah I don't wanna upset the apple cart.  What's an apple cart.  A cart where they sell apples.  They should diversify into other fruit.  Then again just give people apples.  People should be happy with apples.  Don't get greedy and too big for your britches and want other fruit every day.  Just go to the apple cart, get an apple for yourself and your family, and be happy you got it pretty good.  What's going on.  I lost track.  Oh, right.  I could have an apple today.  FEELS LIKE A GOOD DAY FOR AN APPLE.  You IDIOT.
     Last paragraph of the act!  At this rate I could have lunch AFTER entry.  Probably BEFORE after-entry walk and/or shower.  But the point is GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Gonna be a late lunch either way.  HOW LATE remains to be seen.  GOOD I'M GLAD.  I LOVE SURPRISES.  Hmm.  What's the deal with Hunter Biden's Laptop.  Is he a John Hodgmen or a Justin Long.  Is that what the whole issue is about.  Hmm.  I know VERY LITTLE about Hunter Biden.  I don't think he reaches the level of a John Hodgemen OR a Justin Long.  But if I had to pick one well I'd GUESS Justin Long but then again maybe I've been going about picturing Hunter Biden all wrong.  What else is up.  There are upper teenagers who were born AFTER THIS ENTIRE AD CAMPAIGN BEGAN RAN AND ENDED.  What weirdos.  Why were they born so late in history.  Gotta wonder what they're up to with that bullshit.  Hmm.  Hey I'm gonna take another walk.  See ya soon!

This Has to Be Something

    LOOK I have the next three meals planned and they can be in any order as of now.  Probably not burger for upcoming lunch.  Also NO SPOILERS but I'm gonna make a play for PIZZA for tomorrow night!  Kinda makes me wanna save burger for lunch tomorrow (also that I'm in the mood for other 2 meals more today).  BURGER FOR LUNCH, PIZZA FOR DINNER?  WHAT AM I SOME SORT OF INDULGENT UPPER TEENAGER?  Anyway.  I apologize for denouncing upper teenagers for being born so late into history.  I'm sure they have good reasons for their mistake.  Anyway.  Gonna finish entry, take shower, eat lunch, move on with my day!  PROBABLY have an apple as the next time I eat a snack.  GOT DAMN LEFT ARM TENDON TYPE THING.  WHY MUST I BE IN PAIN?  I DON'T REMEMBER SIGNING UP FOR THAT.  Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  Probably just skip second cup of coffee completely.  YEAH.  SKIP LOTS OF THINGS COMPLETELY.  Well mainly that one thing for now.  YEAH.
     Hmm.  THIS IS MY MAIN ARM, TOO.  I'm a lefty!  JUST MY LUCK that it's my left arm effected.  What are the odds!  Depends, are you a regular person, or are you Vishnu.  REGULAR PERSON.  Then 50/50.  OH OKAY.  VISHNU ONLY GOT FOUR ARMS.  I can think of people with more arms than that!  Not very impressed at all.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Would taking a klonopin help this.  Does that work as physical pain medication.  Better LTURQ.  HMM IT'S A MUSCLE RELAXANT.  MIGHT HELP EASE THE PAIN.  Well that's all I need to hear LET'S GO.  Anyway.  While we wait for that to kick in lets see how much I can type while still in pain.  My guess is more or less as much as I can type while not being in pain.  Well.  Let's see.  Maybe 85-90%.  Possible it's slowing me down a bit!  What else is up.  I dunno.  MET GAME tonight.  Works for me!  Based on being a few hours behind schedule this is like it being in THE MID AFTERNOON for me.  WHAT A WONDERFUL JOY OR SOMETHING.
     Okay.  I dunno.  Probably just fill up the time between walks before Met game with Tales From That Crypt.  Then after Met Game (and/or probably shortly into it) RECALIBRATE and figure out a new Great thing to watch.  I feel like there was a movie or two on SHUTTER THE SCREAMING SERVICE which got good reviews in THE COMMENTS SECTION that I can watch.  WOW THE COMMENTS SECTION.  Anyway what else.  One Probably-Too-Indulgent thing I'm gonna get from Super Market for this friday is CHOCOLATE RUGULAH.  New thing they have!  And it's only 4 pieces, each of which is 140 calories.  So I CAN'T binge on that.  IMPOSSIBLE.  But delicious!  What else is going on.  I feel like they just do Jewish Food for Passover.  Not sure if Rugulah is Jewish Food.  Feels like it is!  And I'm not sure it's associated with Passover IN JUDAISM.  I think Super Market is just like hey Jews like food on passover.  Also YOU CAN'T EVEN EAT IT RIGHT ON PASSOVER EXACTLY.  Can't eat bread.  PRETTY SURE Ruguluah is bread.  THE POINT IS I'M WRONG ABOUT SEVEN OR EIGHT SEPARATE THINGS CONCURRENTLY IN THIS PARAGRAPH.
     Penultimate paragraph.  The point is I'm not sure I've ever had a chocolate easter bunny-- maybe a MINI one or something once or twice-- but I'm on the look out for them this season!  It occurred to me a few days ago and I was like HOLY SHIT I'D EAT A FULL SIZED CHOCOLATE EASTER BUNNY.  Not sure HOW I could fit that into my diet.  But as a One Off HOLY CRAP IT'S CHOCOLATE CANDY IN THE SHAPE OF A BUNNY.  Lemme LTURQ yet again.  Hmm.  They have just a GIANT EASTER BUNNY on regular Amazon.  A 2000 calorie Easter Bunny.  WHAT THE HELL.  Are we supposed to be enjoying eating Chocolate Easter Bunny as a FAMILY.  Does that BOND US both together and with CHRIST?  I DON'T GET IT.  Yeah I want a BIG chocolate easter bunny but PERSONAL SIZED ONLY PLEASE.  I don't wanna have to get seven friends to help me eat this! YEAH.  OWW MY ARM.  THIS IS TERRIBLE.  Hey the entry is almost over that's good.  One more paragraph.
     Yeah.  What else is crap.  Stomach still kinda hurts but I feel like it's trending in the right direction.  Should be able to have lunch in 30-45 minutes I'M GUESSING.  Anyway.  What else is crap.  Fucked up and let a piece of gum get stuck to carpet.  Thought I threw it out in garbage!  TURNS OUT I MISSED.  And not only did it Lay There but IT STUCK ITSELF TO CARPET.  Then I stepped on it with Sock Foot.  Then it also stuck itself to Sock!  THIS IS TERRIBLE.  I'll scrape it off eventually over the course of dozens of seconds trying to do it BUT NOT RIGHT NOW.  I don't have dozens of seconds to spare.  That could EASILY add up to a minute or more.  MINUTES ARE WORTH SOMETHING.  What else is up.  Shower time coming up.  Great.  When was last time I Took Bath.  My guess?  DOZENS OF SECONDS BUT A REAL SHITLOAD OF DOZENS.  Amazing.  Hey the entry is over!  Sorry!  I'll see you guys tomorrow.

-3:39 P.M.

Tuesday, March 29, 2022

We Deserve A Great Title

    Hey!  Had a nice big ol' bange overnight last night!  We're talkin' gained about half a pound over the course of an hour or two!  Great.  Whatever!  Thinking about trying to loosen obsessively thinking about calories.  Stop thinking about MEAL calories for one.  I'm eating the same meals day in day out for months, no plan to change them.  Who cares the fluxuation of when I eat which meal each day and if its larger or smaller.  PROBABLY continue to keep track of snack calories-- give myself a slightly bigger allowance each day than I want to hit but don't go over that.  Maybe even stop thinking about snacking calories and just doing it responsibly, too!  First things first, though.  MEALS.  Just think about them in terms of HEY THAT WOULD BE PERFECT TO EAT FOR LUNCH TODAY rather than HEY THAT'LL HELP ME BALANCE THE CALORIES WITH THIS OTHER THING.  Could be a game changer!  PROBABLY NOT.  Could be a Game Tweaker.  YEAH SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.
     YEAH.  Still think about calories when dividing meals.  Still not just gonna start eating higher calorie meals.  Still aiming to lose about a pound a month between diet and exercise.  Wonderful!  Right now I think ultimate goal is 120 pounds, with 122 pounds, 15 pounds from being even slightly overweight, a worthwhile halfway-mark goal probably.  I'm guessing I'm around 124 pounds right now.  COULD BE LESS COULD BE MORE.  Could be the last I talk about it this entry.  WOW WHAT A DREAM.  I assume if Urologist takes my weight it's measured in terms of Pee.  Oh you weigh this many gallons of pee.  Well isn't that just measuring it in terms of gallons.  NOPE.  Gallons of pee is different than gallons of anything else.  Not sure how that works but take my word for it for some reason.  The point is the human body is 80% Pee.  What else is going on and crap.  B- Day comin' up!  Sure I'm upset about TerribleNight Bange but I'm also excited to hopefully start being less obsessive with keeping track of calories ideally in an ideal world ideal.
     Wow!  Got appointment tomorrow at 10:30.  Leave around 9:45-10:00.  Think I'm gonna try to get up early to fit in Walk and Act I before then.  But then ultimately Probably Not Do That.  Probably early enough for a walk at least.  That's my prediction.  And you can TAKE THAT TO THE BANK.  Exchange it for SOME NICKEL.  My parents told me nickels are about to spike in value because nickel comes from Russia or something.  I don't have all the details.  Anyway.  Nickels are the only coin that tell you what they're made out of.  Right?  Nickels are made out of nickels.  No such substance as penny or dime.  Not to my knowledge.  Anyway.  Had a dream I was in the city and near Washington Square Park and remembering that I read (in real life) about how you can buy weed EXTREMELY easily there now.  Before it was generally easy even though I never did because I'M A SHY GUY.  But now it's super easy.  And then in the dream I realized FUCK I HAVE NO MONEY.  Also I don't think I was wearing clothes.  I had a towel around me.  That's it!  Go figure.
    Guess I could sell the towel for some money.  But then I wouldn't be able to hide my shame at all.  Hmm trade the money I got from towel for some real clothes.  Decent upgrade.  Still weedless but I've moved from wearing a towel to wearing clothes which is a step in the right direction I feel.  Anyway.  There was also another related part of the dream where my Mom was basically encouraging me to get weed.  Obviously when I was smoking it obsessively, and it reached the chronological point she was 100% aware of it, she was very much against it.  She became 100% aware of it corresponding with my mental illness onset!  But at this point I think we have an unspoken agreement that ya know what weed, maybe good!  UNSPOKEN.  I recognize she might want to try it.  Which I'm all for.  She probably recognizes I'd want to give it another shot.  Good ol' college try.  UNSPOKEN.  So the point is let's get cracking on that.
     Hmm.  I didn't have A PIPE.  Or ROLLING PAPERS.  And even if I did I don't think I've ever successfully rolled a blunt or a joint or any sort of Thing.  Don't have the talent for it!  So the plan was to buy cigarettes and spike them with weed and only smoke them up to the weed.  HOWEVER, REMEMBER, I HAD NO MONEY.  Also IT'S A RISK.  Probably risking inhaling some cigarette smoke.  IT WAS ONLY A DREAM THOUGH.  IT'S NOT REAL.  CIGARETTE SMOKE CAN'T HURT ME NOW I'M SAFE AND SOUND IN... 1955?!?!  What else is going on and crap.  My guess is anywhere between 120.5 - 126.5.  Accounting for subtracting for clothes and whatnot at Professional Scale.  I'd settle for Under 125 I guess.  Might have to settle for more.  That's life.  What's my choice besides settling.  NOT SETTLING.  What would that entail.  I DUNNO BUT I DON'T WANNA FIND OUT.  Gonna guess it's gonna be like 124, maybe 124.5.  NOT GOOD but certainly Settlingsworth.  Mets have an untelevised spring training game today.  I'LL SETTLE FOR THAT.  Settler is the first unit you have in CIVILIZATION II (and presumably other civilizations).  You GOTTA build a city before you can do anything else.  Produce any other units.  City Comes First!
     COFFEE TIME.  If we agree Sim City 2000 is the best Sim City we should also agree Civilization II is the best Civilization.  Based on me playing Civilization II and Civilization 7.  I FEEL QUALIFIED TO MAKE THESE BLANKET STATEMENTS.  WHOSE GONNA STOP ME, YOU!?!?  Hmm.  DANGIT.  Still gotta waste time thinking about what I want to eat for other reasons.  IT NEVER ENDS.  Turkey meatloaf with health spaghetti maybe.  Off the top of my head that feels right AS OF THIS VERY MOMENTH.  Hmm.  Momenth.  Feels like that's a fun word to say.  We should Make It Mean Something.  I'll assign that task to YOU.  I'm busy WRITING THE REST OF THIS.  Cool.  Watched Tobe Hooper movie yesterday but not 100%.  Was on phone for most of it.  I LIKED IT well enough from what I gathered.  Weird movie!  But fun weird.  FROM WHAT I GATHERED with the 24% paying attention to it.  THAT'S RIGHT NO ROUND NUMBERS.  IT WAS 24% EXACTLY IF WE'RE ROUNDING IT TO THE NEAREST HUNDRETH AND I'M NOT SHY ABOUT BEING TOTALLY UPFRONTH ABOUT THAT CALCULATION.
     What else is up.  Why shouldn't I be upfronth about it.  It reflects WELL on me.  Hey this kid is making exact calculations.  Let's be his friend and/or sleep with him.  Again that's what I'm looking for from You.  I understand if you don't wanna participate to that extent but if we're being honest that's sort of what I'm after.  Hmm.  Tuesday, huh?!  I guess!  Anyway yesterdaynight was definitely a very big binge but in retrospect my last few binges have been TWO TIMES, TWO POINT FIVE times that!  YOU IDIOTS.  My favorite part was finishing macaroons.  I liked them but they were too much.  So I got that out of the way.  No more macaroons!  Also it was fun to eat them.  Delicious.  Was gonna get Breakfast Treats from upcoming Amazon Fresh order.  Wait I usually utalicize the FRESH not the AMAZON.  Oh well variety is the spice of life.  Anyway now I'm not so sure!  Figure 75% chance I eat them 100% responsibly.  BUT DO I WANNA RISK THAT OTHER 35% CHANCE?  SURE I KNOW NUMBERS.  Whatever.  VERY MUCH looking forward to Frosted Flakes.  Look it's just Corn Flakes with Crystallized Sugar I think.  Yean but THEY DID IT FOR ME.  I didn't have to crystallize the sugar myself.  LOAD OFF MY BACK.
    What else is crap.  Eighth paragraph!  Four out of seven times did Klonopin stop me from eating at night.  Two out of seven times were minimal snack.  One was Bange!  Well I guess it's A BIT of progress.  You idiots.  When I was last putting together generic diet, that is more or less what I'm sticking with even though the contextualizing is different, I left room for 3 cups of coffee a day.  Now I realize DON'T EVEN REALLY WANT THREE CUPS A DAY THESE DAYS.  The point is NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW IS... NOTHING.  It's a blank.  Let's make up our own National Food for tomorrow.  First instinct is Breakfast Treats.  Second instinct is Frosted Flakes.  Third instinct I haven't come up with but hopefully will by the end of this sentence.... NOPE.  NOT YET.  Hmm.  This third instinct is gonna be the best instinct I have.  Oh I know National Eat A Third Of Someone Else's Brownie Day.  BIG Brownie.  Can't be a small brownie.  Who cares about eating a third of a small brownie.  THE PERSON WITH THE SMALL BROWNIE ORIGINALLY.  It was small enough already!  Now even smaller!  WHAT A LET DOWN.
     Ninth paragraph!  Another cold day today.  I can live with it!  All it means is I'll enjoy upcoming warmer days that much more.  More appreciation!  Probably.  Possibly.  Maybe.  What else is up.  I like how I keep making plans about when I'll lose weight by and I never take into account that I ALWAYS binge roughly once a week on average.  Well that LAST TIME must be the last time OVERALL IN GENERAL right?!!?  Odds are NO.  But also Odds are gotta THINK that way, right?  I don't wanna admit defeat!  Gotta aim for doing better in perpetuity!  Sure.  Anyway what else is up.  The point is tomorrow I will presumably find out if I'm Worth My Weight In Pee.  My guess?  Probably.  Pee isn't worth that much.  Not human pee.  Not to my knowledge.  Probably worth SOMETHIN.  I can see someone selling pee on the internet if they convince their customers the pee came from Sexy Lady.  SEE I'M AN ENTREPONEOUR.  Full of great ideas.  OH.  Drug Test Pee!  That's a real thing.  Ya gotta do a drug test, ya pay for someone else's pee.  I SAW IT ON THE WIRE AKA THE SHOW ABOUT REAL LIFE.
     Tenth paragraph.  What a wonderful world.  Also saw it on other TV shows I'm sure.  I feel like I've seen the premise of buying clean pee at least half a dozen times.  Sounds good to me.  Anyway.  LOOK what else is going on.  Feel like The Mets could be pretty good today.  Easily could have TOP TWO PITCHERS IN THE ENTIRE BASEBALL.  And also they have TWO SUPERSTAR HITTERS who WHO KNOWS maybe both be in the TOP TEN SUPERSTAR HITTERS in baseball.  Not a total stretch!  Gotta be careful doing total stretches!  Got a chance of pulling something.  If you're doing stretches PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD only go 90%.  PLAY IT SAFE.  Also The Mets got OTHER GREAT HITTERS.  I don't think I need to go through all of them because whose gonna make me YOU?  You wouldn't even WANT me to.  So there's that.  Hey it's time to take a walking break.  I'll be back soon!

I Feel Very Strongly About This

    The point is what else is going on and crap.  Gotta figure out how to make the day A Solid B-.  I LIKE THESE B- DAYS.  Totally reasonably enjoyable.  Let's get to the bottom of this Will Smith/Chris Rock situation.  I'd like to hear more from Chris Rock.  IN GENERAL.  I like the cut of his jib.  Pretty sure that's the first (only?) comedy album I ever bought as a CD.  Bigger & Blacker.  As a 10 year old middle class white boy pretty sure I was the target audience for that.  Gotta be the target audience for everything, right?  Middle class white kids!  We make the world run round!  THAT AIN'T A, "WE."  I'm no longer white.  Wait hold on.  I'm no longer a Kid.  I'M STILL IN VERY VALUABLE DEMOGRAPHIC.  PERHAPS EVEN MORE VALUABLE.  Also STILL IN VERY VALUABLE RACE.  PERHAPS MOST VALUABLE.  Sorry.  LOOK I got three fresh meals from Super Market before re-upping on Friday.  So I got my next three lunches set.  THE ORDER I DUNNO.  Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti.  Beef Lasagna.  Wide Alfredo With Mushrooms.  I DON'T KNOW, I JUST DON'T KNOW.
     What else is up.  Can't wait till they check my weight tomorrow so I can start worrying about something else.  Well, worrying about the same thing.  But it's not as imminent and dominant on my mind.  Anything under 123 would be Gravy.  123-124 would be pretty good.  124.5-126 would be I'm Not Gonna Shoot Myself.  Anything higher WHATTA JIP SOMEBODY GET ME MY GUN.  The point is I FORGET.  What am I supposed to DO with my life.  Stop thinking about food but REPLACE IT WITH WHAT.  Think about how to make each day a B-.  YEAH I KNOW THAT BUT HOW.  I dunno just TRY HARDER.  FINE.  HMM.  UMM.  WATCH TV OKAY?  That's all I got!  Wodnerful.  The main enjoyment for first third of day is Trying To Write Entry Fast so I can get to lunch.  EVEN THAT BORES ME NOW.  So what I'm gonna have lunch.  Great.  WHAT ELSE.  I can see myself enjoying Nighttime by getting high and listening to music and/or watching TV.  That would make ENTIRE DAY AMAZING.  Cause first third is Fun Entry.  Middle third is Fun Fuck Around And Get Walks In.  Last Third is Fun Actual Fun.  BUT I CAN'T DO THAT QUITE YET.  Wodnerful.
    AT FIRST I was thinking about turkey meatloaf.  NOW I'm thinking about Beef Lasagna.  And NOW I'm REALLY thinking about Al Fredo dish.  MAN LIFE IS HARD.  Anyway.  Maybe I shouldn't be aiming for B- days.  Settle for C/C+ Days like the rest of society.  I MIGHT BE ASKING FOR TOO MUCH.  I dunno I feel like B- days should be attainable and regular for most people.  Prove me wrong!  What else is going on and crap.  Turkey Meatloaf portion is like 60% the other two portions.  So I don't care counting caloriewise BUT I do care How hungry am I-wise.  It's not important how it lines up and and adds up with calories for rest of the day.  But it IS important HOW MUCH DO I REALLY WANNA EAT.  I feel like this isn't too controversial a point.  None of this is controversial.  IT's just the ramblings of a mad man.  Good for Him, I'm glad mad man is rambling, I don't care what he says, looks like he's having fun though, that's what counts.  So I got that going for me or something.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Sweet!  ALTERNATE IDEA.  If I'm 125 w/o clothes overall tomorrow JUST BE HAPPY WHERE I'M AT.  Stick with diet and exercise plan maybe to lose a pound a month.  But stop thinking OKAY I JUST GOTTA GET OVER THIS NEXT HURDLE AND THEN I'LL BE HAPPY.  Just BE HAPPY.  125 pounds for my height is TOTALLY HAPPYSWORTH.  Just STOP WORRYING ABOUT IT.  YEAH.  LET'S DO THAT.  THAT SHOULD BE AN EASY PLAN TO IMPLEMENT.  DUNNO WHY I DIDN'T THINK OF IT BEFORE.  You know that sort of thing.  What else is up.  LOOK 127 POUNDS IS FINE TOO.  NO THAT'S A BRIDGE TOO FAR.  125 is REALLY CLOSE TO STRETCHING IT.  I don't fuck around with higher than 125!  So I got that going for me is the point.  My Mom was watching Bridgeron the last few days.  I assume.  I heard them use the word Bridgerton a lot so I'm just GUESSING that's what was on the TV.  Maybe there's another show where the show is just them talking about Bridgeton but it's not a Bridgerton fan show, it's just a regular TV Drama where the characters are just really into Bridgeron.  MAYBE I DUNNO.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Amazing!  More looking forward to dinner than lunch.  Right now aiming for CCP.  DELICIOUS.  What else is up.  Almost definitely got a few Tales From That Crypt going on later today.  I can tolerate that.  Which episodes I got comin' up...  OH THOSE.  THOSE ARE OKAY.  About as good as all the other episodes.  First few times around I had favorite episodes and least favorite episodes.  Now They Are All The Same.  Nothing.  Just background noise.  GOOD background noise, though.  If you're gonna wanna have noise in the background, watch these 45 times over the course of 3 years and you're SET.  Hmm.  DO I WANNA RE-UP WITH NUTRAGRAIN BARS.  That's a good question without a good answer.  Well I'm sure there IS a good answer.  I just don't know it.  That's what makes it so good!  You gotta think a lot to come to it.  You really appreciate an answer like that.  Wonderful.  Time for a walk.  See ya soon.

Just Remind Me What's Going On

    HEY!  Just checked weight at Time Of Day it's more likely to be accurate.  121!  Somewhat plausibly believable!  If that's the case I LOVE IT.  Anyway time to write the last 5 paragraphs of the day.  Leaning towards Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti.  Just happens to be what I'm in the mood for!  Get off my back about it!  Think I AM gonna re-up with NutraGrain Bars.  GOOD SIDE FOR SANDWICH.  Sometimes you want a salty, sometimes you want a sweet, and for a sweet, it's a pretty nice pairing with sandwich for some reason all things considered.  Anyway OH YEAH I got coffee to go on with this act of entry.  Be right back!  YEAH.  BLUEBERRY NUTRAGRAIN BARS.  I tried Mixed Berry and wasn't that impressed.  They got lots of flavors but I'm going with the gold standard.  Blueberry!  WONDERFUL.  The point is Hey What Else is going on.  Is Halle Berry mixed race.  Better LTURQ but without the internet thinking I'm a jerk for wondering it.  HMM.  Maybe just look at her wikipedia page and focus in on her parents.  Internet doesn't know what I'm focusing in on!  YEP MIXED RACE.  The Nutragrain Prophesy was fulfilled! ...In the past.  I assume Halle Berry predates Nutragrain Bars.  I guess I could be wrong!
     What else is going on and crap.  Beef Lasagna is making a late push for lunch consideration.  Not a huge portion for that either.  ALSO likely I have some Beef tomorrow night AND/OR Wednesday night.  That means I should get my Beef Lunch out of the way TODAY.  HMM THIS IS INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.  To me at least.  I am totally CAPTIVATED by it.  NOT IN A GOOD WAY.  I think you say you're captivated on it it means you're interested in a positive way, you're really into it.  Look I'm heavily invested in it BUT I'M NOT HAVING FUN WITH IT like captivated might imply.  So there's that.  What else is going on and crap.  Oh No.  Car won't start.  I got appointment tomorrow morning!  We gotta figure this one out.  Without me helping.  I wouldn't know how to help.  My Dad needs to figure this one out.  This would never have happened if we drove tandem bicycles that's all I'm saying.  Also we can't do that.  I can't ride a bike!  Maybe I can sit on a bike and my Dad does all the Bike Driving and I just get carted around through the natural course of things.  Hmm.
     Yeah!  My Dad seems confident it will resolve itself one way or another today.  Which is good!  He's not panicking, so I'm not panicking!  GREAT JOB.  Also Nutragrain is good because I wouldn't wanna binge on it.  Not that great!  But for some reason I'm picturing really enjoying it as a Sandwich Side.  Hmm.  Wonderful.  BATTERY won't start.  Something like that.  Car isn't BROKEN.  Should be able to be remedied somehow today from Outside Sources per my understanding.  So we got that going for us.  What else is up.  HMM figure out some sort of B- TV to watch coming up in a little bit.  Gonna be fun!  I wonder if SPORTSCENTER is on.  No I don't.  Well, now, I guess.  I kinda do.  Either way we can only speculate as of now re: Sportscenter.  I think I saw a list of how much individual channels get paid for being part of Cable Package and I think ESPN gets paid by far the most.  I guess that's because it's a big selling point for people who want cable.  They want their ESPN!  GO FIGURE.  Why bother.  I just told you all about it.  GO FIGURE ABOUT IT ANYWAY.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Sweet.  I don't have a problem with ESPN getting the lion's share of Cable Money.  I got no real beef with ESPN.  Maybe I SHOULD.  I'm sure there's lots of good reasons to, "CANCEL," ESPN.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  Or clue me in on it, I dunno, whatever you feel.  Anyway.  Beef lasagna less healthy then Turkey Meatloaf and Health Spaghetti.  But PORTIONWISE it's quite reasonable.  SOLID AMOUNT, NOT TOO MUCH, FILLING AMOUNT.  They NAILED It on this amount of beef lasagna PER ME OPINIONS.  Hmm.  Back of left shoulder still hurts.  Residual pain from when my back was hurting for a couple of days.  I can do my sit-up, push-ups for my life without much pain.  But just AT RESTING STANCE it feels a little uncomfortable.  I BLAME YOU.  Not sure why.  Gotta blame somebody.  You're the closest person around.  Sorry that's just the way things work!  Hmm.  What else is crap. 
     Almost done here.  Probably gonna have lunch at around 2:00 PM.  That seems to be the consensus best time to have lunch based on the last week or two.  Unless I'm late in entry and I gotta push it back.  If I'm ON TIME on entry or EARLY on entry, 2:00 PM seems like the way to go!  AMAZING.  DON'T HOLD ME TO THIS.  I RETAIN THE RIGHT TO CHANGE MY MIND HOWEVER AND WHENEVER AN DHOW MUCH EVER I WANT.  What else.  If I can't wait until easy to buy legal weed to have good Last Thirds Of Day, there's always alcohol!  ONCE THAT SUPER LIGHT BEER IS AVAILABLE I'LL GIVE IT A SHOT.  Their commercial TEASED me onto it and now I'm primed to buy it should it become easy to buy legal Bud Light Next.  Not sure why they had a big advertising campaign and then made it not easy for me to buy.  Seems kind of dumb.  But then again most things are kind of dumb.  Everything else is More Than Kind Of Dumb.  That's it for today.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-12:20 P.M.

Monday, March 28, 2022

By The Way Lets Do This

    Hi!  Had a small amount of TerribleNight snack last night.  But it was small and semi-calculated.  So since I started taking Klonopin at night, I got 4 out of 6 nights with NO snacks and 2 out of 6 nights with a reasonable amount of calculated snacks.  I'LL TAKE IT.  GOOD DEAL.  Anyway what else is going on.  Will Smith hit Chris Rock for telling a joke about Will Smith's wife.  That's it.  That's the tweet.  AS THEY SAY.  I dunno!  I think Will Smith was DEAD WRONG.  ON THE OTHER HAND HE'S WILL SMITH.  So you can see why I don't know what to feel.  The point is checked scale in morning and it continues to tell me good news.  Not to be believed, sure.  But good nonetheless!  Anyway Will Smith is like Russia, Chris Rock is like Ukraine, and The Joke is like... ya know... Biolabs.  Oh okay now I get it.  The point is I barely passed biology and probably should have failed.  So Russia has NO EXCUSE to attack me.  They'd manufacture some excuse anyway.  If they felt like it.  DANGIT.
     Hmm.  Nice Super Market meal for lunch today.  Leanin' towards the turkey meatloaf with Health Spaghetti.  Nice Anything I Want for dinner tonight.  Leaning towards some CCP.  That's MY life.  What else.  Smallish breakfast.  Pop tart and Graham Cracker.  Not too big a portion of Graham Cracker is the point.  I feel like we should call Lindsay Graham Graham Cracker but it would mean more coming from an African American.  I can call him that and the cracker wouldn't upset him as much as if it were coming from someone else.  Just one man's opinion!  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Lemon Chiffon Cake Day.  I like Lemon.  I like cake.  Not sure if I've ever had a lemon cake.  Better LTURQ what Chiffon is.  CHIFFON IS HALFWAY BETWEEN SPONGE CAKE AND BUTTER CAKE.  Oh now I get it.  KIND OF.  I 30% get it.  GREAT 30% rounds up to 100%!  PERECT.  So I got all that going for me is the point.
     Wonderful.  Colder outside!  Cold as it's been in 2 weeks or so.  Who can remember.  I can barely remember what just happened 15 seconds ago.  Wait.  No.  I can remember.  I was saying, "Wonderful.  Colder outside!  Cold as it's..." you know that sort of thing.  Ended up NEVER having halfway indulgent ice cream sandwich yesterday.  WHATTA JIP.  That's why I felt comfortable calculating some TerribleNight Snack.  HAD ROOM FOR IT LEFTOVER from day before.  The point is I might have that ice cream sandwich as morning snack today.  LET'S GO FOR IT LIFE IS FOR FUN.  What else is going on.  I watched a solid 20 minutes of Oscars at the beginning.  Then I realized it means nothing to me.  But I gave it a shot!  For Me it's either THE BLOCKBUSTER AWARDS or nothin'!  Does blockbuster awards still exist.  Did it EVER exist.  Lemme LTURQ.  Yep.  Ran from 1995-2001.  A GOLDEN AGE IN BLOCKBUSTERS.  By which I mean the store.  Not the genre of film.  Also not sure 2000-2001 was golden age for Blockbuster The Store.  By that time I feel people were getting over the whole deal.
    YEAH.  It's called a block buster because it's like THIS MOVIE IS SO BIG AND INTENSE WATCHING IT WILL DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE BLOCK.  That's my assumption I guess.  Anyway.  Probably said this before, like 85% of Everything Else, but my favorite popcorn ever was the Blockbuster Brand popcorn.  Microwave, movie, elsewhere-- all time favorite was the kind you buy at the Blockbuster & is specifically Blockbuster Brand.  PROVE ME WRONG.  IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.  I WIN AGAIN.  Not sure it existed.  That's a good way to prove me wrong.  Be like hey this whole premise is impossible there's no such thing as Blockbuster Brand Popcorn and there never was.  That'd make me look The Fool for sure.  The point is whatever I got at the blockbuster was the best popcorn.  I can at least say that relatively confidently.  YEAH.  What else is up.  Not sure if Blockbusters had XXX sections.  My guess is either NEVER or ONLY ON RARE OCCASIONS.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE NO PORN.  They carried some UNRATED movies.  That may have BORDERED on porn I guess.  But that's fair I suppose.
     SURE.  I liked CCP fresh from diner but I think I'm gonna do a hybrid between Fresh From Diner and In Oven.  Put it in oven for half the time!  WOW WHATTA HYBRID.  I guess.  No Mets game today, on TV or otherwise.  GOOD.  They've been doing a good job.  They deserve a day off!  I'm sure they're still working today.  Exercising their sports and whatnot.  GOOD.  They deserve a day of FROM THE LIME LIGHT but still get some work it.  LIME LIGHT.  What light was ever LIME.  I guess at some point in theater or somewhere else the light they gave ya was Lime: The Color.  Better LTURQ.  BEING USED AS STAGE LIGHTING after discovery by German Guy in 1820's.  WOW.  Now I know something vaguely.  Germany guy in 1820's invented something and then they used that as lighting for stage.  People will be impressed with that!  Then they'll want to sleep with me and/or be my friend!  Kind of what I'm looking for re: Other People.  Coffee time!
   IN SOVIET RUSSIA, ALL WAR IS COLD WAR.  Because it's cold there?  Probably?  I know parts of it are famous for coldness.  Like SIBERIA.  I'm guessing it's colder than most countries overall but I also wouldn't be surprised if much of it is just more or less reasonable average temperatures.  The point is I've been reading NATO PROPAGANDA that Russian soldiers are suffering from frost bite because they were ill-prepared.  SOLID 90% chance it's accurate reporting.  10% chance it's NATO PROPAGANDA.  Either way SIGN ME UP.  I'll take that chance!  I LIKE those odds.  I hear Russia has been having a problem with lots of casualities.  I think at first in my life I assumed casualites meant Deads.  Now I think it means Deads and injureds and perhaps a third thing.  Better LTURQ.  Anyone who can no longer serve in the line of duty.  Hmm.  Now it's not as high stakes.  I liked it when casualties were high stakes.  I'm SAD there's casualties.  But now I care less about casualties.  I SAY THAT CASUALLY.  As a CAUSALITY based on what I thought to what I now know.
     Seventh paragraph.  That's how that goes.  Gotta imagine the average individual Russian Soldier I wouldn't wish death on.  ALSO gotta imagine a lot of them are jerks who get off on killing civilians.  I'd like to see some numbers to see how many Russian Soldiers on average I wish to become casualties.  Hmm.  Is there gonna be some sort of Cold Civil War in Hollywood among Will Smith apologists and everyone else?  My guess?  I HOPE NOT.  But it kinda seems inevitable.  WE ALL MUST PICK A SIDE.  I'm PRO-Chris Rock.  Anti Will Smith I guess.  But more Pro-Rock than Anti-Smith.  But also Anti-Smith.  HE'S AN ACTION STAR SO WHAT IF HE FEELS LIKE HE NEEDS TO HIT PEOPLE ALL THE TIME THAT'S HOW HE MAKES HIS MONEY.  What else is up.  IF ONLY Will Smith was sitting further away.  WHY OH WHY.  This never would have happened if he was sitting in the back somewhere.  I guess we've learnt our lesson.  From now on if Will Smith wants to attend award shows, gotta do it over ZOOM.  JUST TO PLAY IT SAFE.
     Ugh.  Look he was defending his wife.  He must have been having a hard time of it in general in lie.  I dunno!  Life Is Life.  Hmm.  I'd still join a Fantasy Baseball League with Will Smith.  I feel there's a current BASEBALL PLAYER named Will Smith.  Better LTURQ.  YES THERE'S TWO CURRENT ONES.  Both quality players it looks like.  Basically they have to fight each other now and the winner of that fight faces Hollywood Will Smith.  That's how the world works right?  Something along those lines?  Anyway I dunno.  Good day ahead of me.  Meals.  Snacks.  B- TV Entertainment.  Probably Horror Movie Night tonight.  Maybe music instead, maybe both!  CAN'T SEE INTO THE FUTURE.  I can barely see into the present.  Hardly at all to be honest!  What else.  My mom was upset about Deaf Guy winning best supporting actor.  HOW CAN HE ACT GOOD HE CAN'T EVEN HEAR OR TALK.  She's normally a nice lady so this reaction surprised me.  Either way lot more to acting than talking.  There's also FACIAL EXPRESSIONS YOU IDIOT.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  You idiot!  Maybe kids Chicken Parm for lunch.  Best 2nd best option off the top of my head.  DON'T OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.  I NEED IT FOR THINKING AND WHATNOT.  Not really.  I do very little thinking.  Still it'd be EVEN LESS without my head.  True Story!  Hmm.  I figured out I can listen to music from phone on TV Speakers AND watch TV at the same time!  I think!  I definitely could do it if TV is muted.  I presumably can do it with TV using regular TV audio sound.  So I got that going for me.  Not sure why I would want to do that.  Not sure about a lot of things these days.  Or past days before these days.  Presumably upcoming days, too!  Sure great what else.  Another 2 cup hot coffee day with a small chance of Cold Cup later.  WOW.  If Chocolated Chip Pancakes are same size as last time I'm eatin an entire TWO OUT OF THREE of them.  IF they're slightly bigger again I DUNNO 1.5?  1.75?  1.67?  I DON'T KNOW ANYTHING.
     Last paragraph of the act.  HMM.  I can see a reasonable routine where I get Hershey Bar as nighttime dessert daily.  WITH ALMONDS.  Not gonna try it NOW.  But maybe if I settle in WHICH I WON'T but IF I DO maybe re-examine this idea later on in a few weeks.  Sure great that's a brilliant idea no way that would backfire.  Delicious!  I'm ALL ABOUT the almonds in Hershey Bars.  When I was a kid I wanted nothing to do with them.  Now for some reason that's the kicker.  You tell me hey you could have a hershey bar.  I'm  all like well that's good.  Sure.  Not worth it, though.  You tell me hey you could have a hershey bar with almonds.  I'm all like WELL NOW WE'RE TALKING.  WHERE IS IT.  ALMOST MAKE SURE IT'S ONLY ONE.  THIS WAY THERE'S NO REGRETS BUT FOLLOWING IT UP WITH MORE FOR A BANGE ACTIVITIES.  HEY GREAT.  Act I is over.  I'll be back soon with two more acts presumably and whatnot!

I Don't Care If It Takes Me All Entry

    Anyway Ice Cream Sandwich is somewhat melted.  Mostly intact!  Not TOO Bad!  Anyway parents don't need anything delivered tonight.  Could get from Mini Diner for myself, but I'd have to get 2 meals.  And now that I think about it, if I wanna finish everything I could before re-upping on Friday, I NEED to eat something I already have for tonight.  So it all works out but it throws what I want for meals in flux!  Right now Kids Chicken Parm for lunch, Turkey Sandwich for dinner.  YEAH SOUNDS GREAT.  Anyway what else do I got going on to make today a B- Day.  Maybe figure out a dumb horror movie to watch DURING DAY so I can listen to music AT NIGHT.  Look horror movies are better at night than day.  But music binging is even MORE better at night than during the day.  BASED ON NOTHING.  COULD BE ABSOLUTELY WRONG ABOUT THIS.
     Whatever.  The point is I'm enjoying ice creamed sandwich enough!  CHOCOLATE.  The point is I just finished ice creamed sandwich.  CHOCOLATE.  What else is up and crap.  Maybe GRAHAMED CRACKER as side for turkey sandwich.  For some reason I don't like the graham cracker that much but I really want to eat more of it.  Part of it might be subtle chemicals they injected into the graham cracker to make me want to eat and thus buy more even though the taste is mediocre.  Part of it might be well I got it, not gonna wanna eat it, might as well get it out of the way now.  Part of it might be hey getting some good bites in for the amount of calories, that's good.  Part of it might be hey I was too hasty to say it's not good.  IT'S KIND OF GOOD.  I think ALL of those play important roles in my evolving stance on These Graham Crackers.  So I got that going for me is the point?  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that one.  HMM new movie on SHUTTER: THE SCREAMING SERVICE is a 1976 movie directed by Tobe Hooper!  With ROBERT ENGLUND as a supporting character.  LOOKS LIKE MY AFTERNOON JUST FIGURED OUT A WAY TO BE A B-!  WATCH THIS MOVIE.
     What else is going on and crap.  91 MINUTES?  THAT'S TOTALLY LONG ENOUGH FOR A MOVIE!  Wonderful.  What's the plot.  NO SPOILERS.  CROCODILE IS MAIN VILLAIN.  But possibly other villains NO SPOILERS.  Kind of a spoiler.  But THEY spoiled it FOR ME right in the blurb.  If anything I told you LESS than they told me.  So you can't accuse me of spoiling.  Also I MIGHT HAS MISREAD.  Now it's REALLY a No Spoiler because you can't trust a word I say because I'm an unreliable narrator.  Also unreliable Lots Of Other Things.  But in this case it's the Narrator that's important.  Anyway here's the succession (not completely in chronological order necessarily) of weights I'd be comfortable with and why.  112.5 (lowest weight I ever knew I was an adult after losing weight the first time I put it on), 115 (quite low weight that's totally reasonable and rounded number), 118 (of half a dozen formulas calculating exact body weight based on metrics, this is the lowest of the suggested numbers), 120 (still reasonable weight, rounded number), 121.5 (15 pounds under being overweight even a little bit), 125 (nice round number, GOOD ENOUGH I GUESS).  So that's WHERE I'M AT.  Willing to settle at 121.5 but essentially wanna settle at 120 ideally.  That's GOOD ENOUGH I feel for the last couple of days.  And how I feel the last couple of days IS PERMANENT SOMEHOW.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Good deal.  What else is going on and crap.  Finished my deli meat supply AND my bread-for-sandwich supply.  WELL I still got 4 or 6 super market hot dogs.  But I feel those last a couple of months.  Based on very little.  Just sort of intuition.  But I guess I'll plan to have 2 of them next week.  Or 4 of them.  I forget what I had the last couple of times.  I CAN FIGURE IT OUT based on what's left.  Pretty sure I had them twice.  So I can DEDUCE (Like A BATMAN) based on how many are left, how many I've already eaten.  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.  Cool.  Look am I fan of killer crocodiles?  NO OF COURSE NOT.  I think crocodiles killing people generally is a bad thing.  No not in real life am I fan of them IN FICTION.  Not particularly!  Maybe this movie will change my mind.  NOW THE PRESSURE IS ON.  Will I enjoy a movie where a crocodile wreaks havoc?  It's certainly possible!  What's going on.  I forget.  One more paragraph for the entry.
     Sure!  Coffee with act III later.  That's good stuff.  Also is the movie from the crocodile's POV?  My guess?  PROBABLY NOT.  Not sure crocodile's HAVE points of view.  Well sure they do.  They might not have an inner monologue about what they're doing but they DO do stuff and you CAN frame it around the crocodile's SENSORY perspective.  So that's something to consider for the sequel.  Or something to consider for the movie you already made that might have done that.  Probably didn't!  Maybe you did for part of it!  Most of it is Humans Doing Stuff but when crocodile attacks we empathize with crocodile because we see it from their perspective.  Huh.  I dunno.  Almost time to take a walk!  I like those odds.  What else.  I forget how I came to this point, but for some reason I realized YA KNOW WHAT I WANNA TRY FROSTED FLAKES.  I could have frosted flakes as either half a breakfast for a regular portion and pair it with something else or a FULL or 80% BREAKFAST with a quite large portion.  Also the FROSTED really got my attention.  Not to mention it's like Corn Flakes which I'm not a huge fan of but THIS TIME AROUND it's FROSTED.  Hey great.  Gonna take a walk now.  Be back soon.

The Point Is Good For Me

    NICE BIG BOWL of Frosted Flakes for breakfast.  I anticipate it being sure only SLIGHTLY SWEET but I'm betting it's sweet enough where it's like HEY!  THIS IS KIND OF SWEET!.  Also, with no other sides, I'm havin BIG OL BOWL.  Recommended serving is a cup.  MY BREAKFAST GONNA BE 2.5 OF THEM SUCKERS.  I ain't fuckin' around with this.  Also do I eat with a spoon?  I DUNNO.  My experience with eating cereal is just picking up a piece or a few at a time with my hands.  Maybe I'm an idiot.  In retrospect upon further introspection I'm definitely an idiot.  But that still doesn't answer whether I would continue to do that or not!  Also Milk CAN STAY THE FUCK OUT of my cereal.  No thanks!  Should I get the box with MARSHMELLOWS?  PROBABLY but I'm probably not going to.  What else is up.  Lunch coming up in an hour and a half.  That should be fun.  I like the part where I Eat The Lunch.  Best part of lunch to me!
     What else is great.  Nice actual PLAN for what to watch when the Watching TV Time comes in a little bit.  That's not gonna bump the day up from B- or anything but it makes me a bit more sure that I will reach B-.  Doesn't hurt is the point I'm trying to make.  Also how do you pronounce Tobe Hooper's name.  In My head I've been thinking Toe-Bay.  Better LTURQ.  Oh.  TOBY.  Like a guy named TOBY.  Like short for Tobias.  WELL THAT'S NOT SO SCARY.  What else is going on and crap.  Also I NAILED how to pronounce Hooper.  I was 100% spot on in my imagination as being confirmed just now by the internet.  Also there are chocolate frosted flakes.  NO THANKS.  I get my chocolate from other sources.  Frosted Flakes I jus want a hint of Sugary Frostedness.  No need for hint of chocolate!  Would only make me want more chocolate!  Or less chocolate!  The point is NO THANKS.  Maybe I'm wrong but MAYBE I'M RIGHT EVER THINK OF THAT.
    Hmm.  Monday.  That happens a bunch of times over the course of... any measurement of time more than a week.  Hmm.  Also was considering pronouncing his name Toab.  That's no good either!  What a world!  LOOK if I Could just magically make egg whites or get egg whites or HAVE egg whites without any effort or paying a premium for them from Diner, I'd pair that with Frosted Flakes.  Maybe just a lot of frosted flakes and some egg white.  Maybe a little bit less Frosted Flakes with some egg white and PIECE OF TOAST AND/OR EGGO.  That's about it.  Sure there's breakfast meats but I'm not there yet!  Once I'm comfortable with my diet maybe I'll delve back into hey I got frozen sausage or bacon or something pair that with breakfast.  NOT THERE YET.  Also NOT THERE YET re: cooking liquid egg whites regularly.  Don't have the discipline!  SURE I could make it once a week to have it 2-4 times a week OVER TIME.  That's not so bad.  We'll put that in the MAYBE Pile.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Great.  Three poultry meals in row.  Chicken pot pie --> Kids chicken parm --> turkey sandwich.  Could I have turkey meatloaf for lunch tomorrow, too?  SURE I CAN DO ANYTHING I PUT MY MIND TO.  What else is up.  Gonna be a solid B- Day.  I don't see why it wouldn't be.  IF THERE'S A GOD surely he would grant me a B- day today.  THE TRICK IS don't ask for too much.  You ask for B- what's he gonna do say NO WAY YOU'RE GETTIN' GREEDY.  Maybe he will.  Look at JOB.  If Job asked for a D+ day he'd be like NOPE YOU'RE STUCK WITH, "F," DAYS.  SORRY ABOUT THAT IN THEORY BUT IN PRACTICE GET OVER IT I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING AND I HAVE NO REGRETS.  That sort of thing.  Never read the story of Job.  As far as I know it's just bad stuff keeps happening to him and he's like WHY GOD WHY and God is like HERE'S SOME MORE CRAP!  Not sure how it ends.  Presumably Job gets fed up and makes some poor decisions under such duress.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.
     Last paragraph.  Delicious.  Gonna take a walk, take a shower, wait a while, eat a lunch.  THEN THE B MINUS'NESS REALLY COMES INTO PLAY.  Look all that stuff is a B-, too.  But when I think of the rest of the day will be a B- I'm generally thinking from let's say After The Shower Onward.  SO THAT'S GOOD WONDERFUL GREAT.  I dunno.  How bad can Frosted Flakes be.  They got TONY THE TIGER to endorse them.  That's a character I KNOW OF.  Yeah but I only know of him BECAUSE of Frosted Flakes.  If it weren't for Frosted Flakes I wouldn't know OR TRUST Tony The Tiger.  Basically they did a great job with LONG TERM AD CAMPAIGN.  No short sidedness here.  They got me on board with the tiger and then DECADES LATER I'm like ya know what that cereal he's associated with can't be THAT bad because HE'S not that bad.  So basically I'm an idiot is the point.  HEY GREAT the entry is over.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:45 P.M.

Sunday, March 27, 2022

May This Entry Find You Well

    Hey!  Successfully didn't eat last night.  Had a good diet day yesterday.  Accomplished what I wanted to accomplish!  Except for thinking about it all day.  That's the main thing I'm trying to NOT accomplish but so far so not so good!  The point is I thought Degrom and Scherzer were pitching yesterday.  They're pitching today!  TELEVISED AGAIN.  AT 1:10 PM AGAIN.  WOW MY AFTERNOON JUST GOT ADEQUATE.  Well, it's the same quality as it'd be anyway probably.  But now I have to THINK LESS about what to put on the TV for a few hours.  YEAH.  Anyway.  Delicious roast beef sandwich for lunch today probably.  Delicious chicken pot pie for dinner.  Maybe 85-90% of it.  I was already unhappy with size and now it's larger than before.  LOOK in real life people leave over food ALL THE TIME for dinner.  You go to a restaurant with some people.  One of you is bound to be like okay I'm good that's it when they're only EIGHTY PERCENT DONE.  Now I am one of those persons TONIGHT presumably.  Great.
    Some more listening to music last night.  Good deal!  I should try experimenting with effects and levels but so far I haven't.  That's life I guess.  It'd be interesting to have a real Bass/Subwoofer Heavy Listening but that would annoy other people.  And I'm a good guy who doesn't want to annoy people unless they deserve it.  So there's that!  What did I have for breakfast.  Pop tart and Fiber Bar.  TOTALLY REASONABLE.  DUMB, BUT REASONABLE.  Started a new pair of pants today!  Been wearing old pair for a month or two straight.  New pair is GOOD.  Slightly tighter.  Still need a belt.  But instead of Belting it all the way to the last circle I'm belting it to the PENULTIMATE circle.  WOW WHAT FUN.  Also changed up socks and underwear.  Let's get it all out of the way!  Hey great what else.  Got Urologist on Wednesday.  Hopefully he solves all my problems.  Not just urinary problems.  I'm counting on someone solving ALL my problems and he's the next guy I'm gonna see so why not him.
     Sure.  I gotta look into NUCLEAR POWER.  I've been under the impression it's also very bad for the environment not to mention unsafe because of Meltdowns and the like.  BUT I'VE BEEN READING ON TWITTER FROM RANDOM PEOPLE it's a viable alternative to oil, natural gas, and coal that could be utilized.  I'm leaning towards believing what I thought I already knew.  But maybe I should do some research.  MAYBE LOTS OF THINGS.  All I know is in Sim City 2000 pretty sure you can build Nuclear Plant and PRETTY SURE that sucker could blow up.  Anyway.  Sim City 2000 is from the mid 90's.  Lemme LTURQ.  Released 1993.  Are they trying to say this is what cities will be like 7 years from now.  Or is the 2000 just for show.  GET BACK TO ME ON THIS PERTINENT INFORMATION.  Anyway whatta game.  Let's all agree it's The Best Sims Game Ever and move on with our lives.  WOW I REALLY LIKE THAT LAST PART.  I'd move on with my life all day long if I had to!
     What else is up.  Transitioning from having slightly more indulgent ice cream sandwich as half a breakfast into having it as regular snack over the day.  Biggest snack of the day, sure.  But only BY SLIGHT MARGIN.  It WORKS in the current diet mindset I'm in.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  On schedule today.  Actually ahead of schedule I think.  I forget what the schedule is.  I'm either on schedule or an hour ahead of schedule.  GO FIGURE.  What else is up.  When is first baseball game of Season.  APRIL SEVENTH FOR METS?!?!  I guess that sounds about right.  I was hoping it'd be Oh I Don't Know THREE OR FOUR DAYS SOONER.  Whatever.  National Food Of The Tomorrow Is... National Black Forest Cake and National Something Stick Day.  Well if we ever had to work backwards this is the time.  SOMETHING STICK?  Better click that hyperlink and read that blurb because THAT MAKES NO SENSE.  Hmm.  Just celebrating any food that comes on a stick.  Yeah I GOT THAT but WHY and WHO.  Also WHY.  Anyway.  Cake.  Think I've had Black Forest Cake.  It's like a light airy chocolate cake.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP CHECKS OUT.
     Coffee after this paragraph!  Sweet!  I dunno.  Today gotta be a B- Day.  But HOW.  Hey OSCARS are tonight.  I might tune into that.  They removed categories so now that makes me want to watch it and the commercials during it.  Hmm.  Anyone HOSTING this year.  I feel like I'd have heard about it if there was a One Singular Host.  So it must be either nobody or several people.  Lemme LTURQ.  Regina Hall, Amy Schumer, and Wanda Sykes.  WOW.  TALK ABOUT A GROUP OF PEOPLE I FEEL NEUTRAL-POSITIVE ABOUT.  Two out of three.  Better LURQ who Regina Hall is.  IF SHE'S WHO I THINK SHE IS... ... ... hey she is who I think she is!  NEUTRAL POSITIVE.  So that's good.  I saw Zelensky might speak at Oscars!  Sounds really dumb to me.  But I don't make the rules.  I only ENFORCE them.  Wait scratch that.  Hmm.  Will people be wearing Masks inside Oscar Building.  I had the instinct to LTURQ but it hasn't happened yet so how would we know.  MAYBE PEOPLE HAVE BEEN SPECULATING ON IT ALL ALONG.  BETTER LTURQ.  Nah.  Lemme just go get coffee.
    Oh right what else is going on.  Maybe TREAT MYSELF have that ice cream sandwich as next snack.  Maybe THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE ALL DAY.  Hmm that's a tough one.  What am I supposed to think about!  DON'T THINK ABOUT ANYTHING BE A REGULAR PERSON.  Gotta imagine Regular People spend the day blank as fuck.  I ENVY THEM.  What else is up.  No chores or anything to do off the top of my head over the next few days.  Gotta put on my clothes in the morning.  THAT'S NO CHORE THAT'S A PLEASURE.  I spent a while naked and/or in underwear and/or in socks.  NOW'S THE TIME TO PUT A SHIRT ON.  I can pick any shirt I want!  I don't spend too much time on it.  Five seconds at most.  Pretty much go with my first instinct.  Not always my BEST or FAVORITE shirt.  Usually isn't!  Usually it's like okay save that great shirt for later... today feels like THIS adequate shirt.  So that's my life.  Wonderful.  How can I make rest of EntryTimeOfDay B-.  We KNOW the afternoon and evening will be B-.  Mets Game and then either Horror Movie or Music or Maybe Both Potentially!  But FOR NOW.  Oh just be Blank As Fuck for the next few hours.  THAT'S A C+ NOT A B-!
     Seventh paragraph.  Today could easily shape out to be one of those days I dunno when to have dinner.  But it's also one of those days where I MUST know when I want to have dinner ahead of time THE MOST.  Chicken Pot Pie goin' in oven CLOSE TO TWO HOURS before I eat it.  Gotta plan that sucker in advance.  HEY I CAN THINK OF WORSE THINGS TO HAPPEN IN LIFE.  LIKE IT ENDING.  That's probably the worst part of anyone's life.  It ending.  And it SUCKS that it's the coda and/or conclusion.  Really leaves ya with a bad taste in your mouth!  YEP THAT'S WHAT CODA MEANS.  I looked that up right quick.  Also it's an OSCAR movie.  Better LURQ what its all about.  OH.  DEAF PERSON.  GOTCHA.  I'll watch that if I could sure.  I like deaf people.  Always using sign language.  Good for them.  Probably Save Great Ice Cream Sandwich for afternoon snack.  GIMME SOMETHIN' TO LOOK FORWARD TO THIS IS GREAT STUFF.  Huh.  Where am I.  What am I doing.  I forget mostly.
     Yeah!  How many more days until APRIL FIRST.  I'm gonna guess FOUR off the top of my head.  NOPE IT'S FIVE.  DANGIT now I look like the biggest idiot on the website.  Oh well that's life.  I am the biggest idiot on the website.  Also in my house.  Probably not my block.  Lots of dwelling settlements on my block.  With multiple people in each one!  Gotta imagine there's a bigger idiot or two among the populants of my block.  Gotta imagine Populants should be a word.  Let's get that TRENDING as the kids say.  DO KIDS SAY THAT.  Maybe only we do.  Who knows what kids say.  PARENTS.  And OTHER KIDS.  Mostly OTHER KIDS.  Interesting.  VERY interesting.  What else is going on.  Seen this urologist about 3 years ago when I had small mass on testicle.  He said don't worry about it!  Pretty sure it went away!  Or at least got smaller such that I don't notice it unless I was really fumbling around down there.  HMM MAYBE I SHOULD FUMBLE AROUND DOWN THERE MORE.  Yep that checks out I SHOULD do that!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  That's how that goes.  I'm assuming with DeGrom and Scherzer pitching on the day they're pitching at each other and the goal is for them to pitch at the same time and the baseballs they're pitching hit in the middle.  Then they shake hands and call it a day.  IF THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A REAL UNHAPPY CUSTOMER.  I'm a customer.  I pay with my time to watch commercials.  NOW YOU OWE ME PRODUCT AND OR SERVICES.  Or maybe MONETARY GAIN.  The point is I've earned SOMETHING by watching commercials with my time.  The ball is in your court to decide what it is!  Jeez.  Been going through random songs while listening to music on TV Speakers.  ABOUT TIME I listen to an album or two.  I LIKE THAT.  Albums are great.  You get a story goin' from start to finish.  The point is I'm ahead of schedule today.  And also the other point is 1 more paragraph for act I.
     Sure!  Started allotting myself 3 coffees a day maybe about 4-8 days ago and still haven't done it.  Would rather use those calories for other purposes!  NOT SUSTAINABLE.  If I allot the calories for coffee I'M ULTIMATELY GONNA BE USING THEM FOR COFFEE.  If I don't wan them for coffee then CHANGE IT UP OFFICIALLY.  Put them calories in another category.  Just BE CONSISTENT and stick to it.  YEAH.  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.  I guess. Doesn't REALLY sound good to me.  The whole premise of what I'm doing sounds kind of stupid.  But I'm gonna do it anyway!  That's the kind of guy I am!  Probably gonna get Weigh In at Urologist.  Seems irrelevant but I'm guessing they do it anyway.  GREAT I'LL ALMOST DEFINITELY BE DISAPPOINTED.  He should make up for it by solving my Urinary Problems.  That's the deal!  Take it or leave it!  What deal.  Hmm.  Hey the good news is I'm gonna take a walk now.  Be back soon!

Anyway That's What I Think

    HEY.  Gonna have some snack with beginning of Act III.  Could be ANYTHING.  Well not anything.  Could be ONE OF THREE THINGS I'M SPECIFICALLY CONSIDERING but a dozen things from my house.  And considering I'm taking a walk before hand Anything I Can Buy.  So it could be ONE OF HUNDREDS (THOUSANDS?) OF THINGS.  Gotta be in the quadruple digits if we're considering EVERY food stuff I can get.  Maybe even QUINTUPLE.  That's five, right.  Better LTURQ.  YEP I WAS RIGHT.  GENIUS WALKIN, WE GOT A GENIUS HERE.  What else is going on and crap.  THINK I know when to have lunch and dinner.  Maybe I'm wrong!  But I know what I'm aiming for.  Could be the wrong decisions but the important thing is I've 80% committed to this general decision GIVE OR TAKE 15 Minutes for either one.  YEAH.  FIFTEEN MINUTES NOW WE'RE TALKING.
     Sure.  Also gonna have coffee with Act III.  Should be a good one!  No Spoilers but I've seen NONE of these Oscar Movies.  I saw Don't Look Up.  That's a Screenplay contender I think.  Lemme LTUR... WAIT A SECOND I'M NOT S'POSSED TO.  Hmm.  Let me CHECK IN ON THAT Right Quick.  YEP I'VE SEEN 3 or so of these movies.  Good.  Also Don't Look UP contender for BEST PICTURE.  Also it's a MOVING PICTURE.  It must have that LOCKED DOWN.  Not even just one picture.  A SUCCESSION OF LOTS OF PICTURES.  What else is going on and crap.  Also is someone gonna inform us when its okay to look up again.  And if so can we trust them.  And if so maybe I don't wanna look up anymore I got so used to NOT looking up it's second nature at this point.  Anyway.  Jeez.  Leaning towards ICE CREAM SANDWICH as snack with Act III.  WHY NOT.  LET'S GO CRAZY.  Not that crazy.  THAT'S THE CRAZIEST PART OF IT, IT NOT BEING THAT CRAZY.  IT'S THE EXCEPTION THAT PROVES THE RULE.  Jeez.
     What else.  Can we get Black Forest Cake on a stick for tomorrow.  My guess?  SOMEHOW SURE.  I'd eat that.  I created it.  I'm the God Father of Black Forest Cake On A Stick.  I gotta be eating that all the time.  You figure out a food, you're gonna wanna eat it because it makes you feel good about how much of a genius you are.  Hmm.  Thought of another good context for being okay with a slightly larger weight.  If I weigh 121.5 then I'm FIFTEEN POUNDS away from being overweight.  Actually, you could argue 122 pounds!  136.5 if the border where if you're at it you're JUST IN REGULAR BMI.  So 122 is more accurate to say I'm 15 pounds away from being overweight.  THAT'S PRETTY SIGNIFICANT.  NOTHIN' TO BE UPSET ABOUT THERE.  And the point is I might already be there.  Might be even LESS than there.  Might be MORE than there.  THAT'S HOW THINGS WORK.  Figure I'll check my morning weight the next few days.  See if that gives me any relevant close to accurate information.  YEAH.  RELEVANT CLOSE TO ACCURATE INFORMATION.  THAT'S WHAT LIFE IS ALL ABOUT.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Amazing.  Ahead of schedule today for sure!  Good deal!  Today gonna be a real B-.  Why not.  What would the Day's motive be in terms of being a worse day.  Days have no motive.  Unless it's Halloween.  It's Halloweens motive TO KILL per my understanding based on titles.  But in REAL LIFE Days have no motive or want to accomplish anything.  So there's that.  Leaning towards halfway indulgent Protein Bar.  Halfway relatively indulgent.  There's a relatively indulgent kinda snack that's not even indulgent.  And this isn't even that.  It's only halfway to RELATIVELY indulgent.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  It's like a candy bar this one I'm considering.  But only 60% of the calories!  And only 50% of the bites.  More or less as enjoyable, though.  Maybe less actually!  But 80% as enjoyable.  THERE YOU GOT ALL THE NUMBERS.  Also probably some sort of number percent more healthy.  YEAH.
     Walk after this paragraph.  I guess!  Finishing entry early in the end is probably a good indicator of a better day.  I get MORE TIME to figure out how to have a good day.  That time is VALUABLE.   What else is going on and crap.  Back towards Ice Cream Sandwich Thought for next upcoming snack.  GO FIGURE!  Eat a chocolate ice cream based one.  GO FIGURE!  Move on with my life Before And After That.  Sounds good.  I won't be moving on with my life for the 50 seconds it takes to eat it.  But it'll be fun anyway.  So I got that going for me.  Hopefully it isn't too melted.  When I had it yesterday or the day before-- kinda melted!  Still EATABLE but not 100% happy about this.  If I'm having an ice cream sandwich I want EVERYTHING TO BE PERECT.  Suddenly it's not FROM THE START?  Hardly seems fair.  What else is going on and crap.  Hey it's time to take another walk.  I'll be back soon and whatnot!

Great More Paragraphs!

    I write some real crappy titles.  The worst title is a Repeat Title.  That's the Absolute Zero in terms of titles.  ABSOLUTE ZERO IS THE COLDEST I CAN GET.  YOU MIGHT RECOGNIZE IT AS NEGATIVE 273 DEGREES CELCIUS.  That's how I recognize it.  YOU might recognize it as 459 degrees FARENHEIGHT if you're some sort of idiot.  GET WITH THE REST OF THE WORLD CELSIUS IS KING.  I guess.  What else is up.  Also you can insult someone by calling them An Absolute Zero.  If you're 13 years old.  Which you may be!  Never really thought about teenagers reading my website.  Good!  Let's treat them as adults.  I'm not dumbing anything down for 13 year olds.  If they wanna enjoy this they better get used to reading it at an adult, otherwise they'll never learn how the real world works!  WORKS LIKE THIS.  Doesn't get more The Real World than this website.  SORRY ABOUT THAT.  Anyway creeping up towards the end of the entry.  And the end of my life.  Very SLOWLY creeping up towards that hopefully.  I guess the sooner I die the more the creeping up is relevant.  If I die tomorrow the creeping up towards it during this paragraph is Relatively Significant.  If I die in 60 years NOT SO SIGNIFICANT.  Hey great what else.
    Got coffee.  Got not-so-indulgent protein bar.  Got lunch in an hour 45.  Anyway.  Got moving things around so I can eat ALL OF CHICKENED POT PIE if I feel like it.  If I feel HUNGERWISE I don't wanna finish it, great.  But if I'm just making a calculated effort to try to leave some over Counting Calorieswise NOPE DON'T NEED TO DO THAT.  Anyway the good news is I have been neglecting these protein bars that aren't so indulgent and guess what DELICIOUS.  I gotta work these into the routine more often.  What else is going on.  Solidly ahead of schedule today!  I like it!  Gives me plenty of more time during the day.  Presumably to re-calibrate.  That's what I'd do with bonus time off the top of my head.  That's what I do with most of my time already.  Just lots of re-calibrating.  A LITTLE MORE CAN'T HURT!  MAYBE IT CAN.  PROBABLY NOT THOUGH.  METS PLAYER NAMED CANHA NOW.  NICE NAME I'LL GET USED TO IT IF HE BECOMES A GOOD STARTING PLAYER.  OTHERWISE INTO THE SCRAP HEAP OF NAMES I'VE HEARD BUT NEVER CARED ABOUT AGAIN.
     Yeah!  Not sure if I'm supposed to watch the Oscars.  I could watch it tonight.  I could tape it and watch it tomorrow with the aid of Fast Forwarding.  I can not watch it at all.  I could watch some of it tonight and not most of it.  That's probably the winner right there!  All that's left to figure out is the PROPORTION and WHICH PARTS I watch and/or don't watch.  I hope Zelensky doesn't make a speech.  But if he does I'm not sure I wanna watch that!  Seems kind of dumb.  STARLING MARTE FINALLY PLAYING IN SPRING TRAINING GAME TODAY.  Now THERE'S a name everyone can love.  He's a great dynamic player presumably so that's the icing on top of the Pastry.  But the name itself NOT BAD, NOT BAD AT ALL.  Hmm.  What else do I got going for me.  Maybe I purged more than I estimated I did.  Kinda estimated I purged 25%.  MAYBE IT WAS 75%.  WOW MY LIFE JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT BETTER A WHOLE LOT QUICKLY.  But that's just guessing.  I'm not saying that IS the case.  I have no EVIDENCE or anything.  YEAH BUT IF IT IS WOW WHAT A GREAT LIFE EXPERIENCE.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Gonna have roast beef sandwich on Diner White Bread.  Only got 1 Sandwich Thins Pair Of Bread left.  Saving it for turkey sandwich!  LOOK is turkey sandwich better paired with White Bread and Roast Beef Sandwich with Sandwich Thins?  YES.  But I want Roast Beef Today and I feel the white bread from diner is more in danger of going bad first.  WE ALL HAVE TO MAKE SACRIFICIES.  EXCEPT FOR BILLIONAIRES.  THEY APPARENTLY DON'T HAVE TO.  What else is up.  Nice Biden Tax Proposal Premise where we're taxing billionaires more and/or for the first time really?.  ON BOARD WITH THAT.  Whatever the tax is he's proposing DOUBLE IT.  Then TRIPLE IT.  Then subtract 10%.  THEN ADD 50 MILLION FLAT RATE.  THERE WE GO PERECT.  What's going on and crap.  If its a tax on Billionaires Good News For Trump he doesn't have to pay an extra cent!  THAT'll SHOW HIM.  He wants to be a billionaire BUT HE IS SO NOT.  Maybe if he can accept campaign contributions and just pocket the money.  I could easily see him being a billionaire that way.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that.
     Last paragraph of the day!  THINKING about having BBQ Pop Chips as side for sandwich.  I got lots of choices but this is past being the Plurality Best Choice and in a solid MAJORITY Best Choice.  GO FIGURE.  What else is up.  Not gonna be behind on Met game at all.  I'll be around to watch it from Pitch One LIVE.  Then be taking intermittent pauses for walks and the like.  But AT FIRST I'll catch the beginning the same time as everyone else-- During Real Time!  SWEET!  I dunno.  Spring Training is the thing where there's a train on a track at rest and then you push it BACKWARDS into a HUGE SPRING and then let go and the spring PROPELS IT forward presumably all the way to the next stop.  Hard to make multiple stops, though.  You'd need multiple springs and have to constantly be adding and removing the springs.  The point is Hey The Entry Is Over.  I'll be back tomorrow for some reason!

-12:00 P.M.

Saturday, March 26, 2022

It's All In Good Fun

    Hi!  Good news!  Televised Mets game at 1:00 PM today!  That'll eat up my afternoon very well.  Sweet!  Hey!  Bad news!  BANGE ATE yesterday in the evening.  A lot.  Not as much as the worst times!  We're talkin 2200-2400 calories.  We're talkin' I tried purging for the first time either ever or in a long time.  I estimate I purged about 25-40% of the calories Based On Instinct.  Also skipped dinner.  So that sucked!  Was it a productive Bange?  I changed up my diet-schedule!  Dropped down from 8 walks to 7.  Dropped down from 40 sets of push-up/sit-ups to 30.  Basically aim to lose a pound a month.  And getting an official weigh in in a month.  Aiming to be satisfied enough with where I'm at to Be Done With Dieting.  ALSO instead of aiming for ZERO SURPLUS each day taking into account what I'm planning on losing, aim to lose 50 calories a day over the month to make up for Last Night Bange.  Maybe don't do it 50 each day.  Think in terms of 150 every 3rd day or something like that.  Seems good.  Anyway IT SUCKED but it's TOMORROW ALREADY so I'm over it!
    ALSO led me to do my first real session of listening to music last night on TV Speakers.  Listened to random songs for about an hour or three.  Good stuff!  I feel good about things now!  Also Wonderful.  Formalized schedule a bit more but don't wanna get obsessive about it.  The format is there if I Want It!  I can maneuver around it, too, if I want it!  I feel like I'm in a place in my life I could follow the format more or less mostly and then feel comfortable maneuvering around it comfortably too other times.  YEAH.  SEVEN WALKS.  Lot less of a struggle to fit them in appropriately than 8.  30 sets instead of 40!  I think 40 was too much!  I wasn't getting RIPPED or anything but I was getting KIND OF WEIRD Muscle Placements And Definition for some reason.  So that's that I guess.  Today is a new day!  Old Fashioned French Toast for lunch.  Veggie Burger for dinner.  Snacks as they come.  Met game in afternoon.  Figure out a horror movie at night and/or listen to music!  GOOD STUFF.
     Wow!  The goal is to get it so everything is second nature.  Hard to do when I talk about it on the internet for many paragraphs each day!  Yeah but I get it out of the way EARLY hopefully.  By the end of The Paragraphs I've moved onto bigger and better things!  Gotten it out of my system presumably!  Anyway.  How did I purge.  Combination of trying to drink salt water and sticking tooth brush down my throat.  Feel I expelled some food but not most of it.  GOOD STUFF.  Regret the salt water a little bit!  That could have made me really sick.  As of now I feel okay though.  Look salt is great water is great.  Why CAN'T I drink salt water.  Doesn't seem fair.  What else is going on and crap.  MY MUSIC sucks in surround sound.  Kind of.  Sounds a lot better than normal on Speakers IN GENERAL.  But the surround sound aspect hadn't been properly mixed and/or mastered for so you don't get much out of it.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE.  THE MUSIC YOU MAKE YOU DON'T GET MUCH OUT OF.  Hey great what else.
    OSCAR WEEKEND!  I can't wait to hey maybe I'll watch that.  I like looking at celebrities sitting down.  If I could choose between watching a celebrity stand and a celebrity sit down this is one of the easiest choices I'll ever have to make.  They stand a lot when they give speeches.  Well that's the worst part of the night.  They talk about wanting to make the oscars less boring.  Cut out the speeches!  They're allowed to get on stage and say THANKS and then they have to leave.  That's my hot take.  Even big celebrities!  UNLESS THEY'RE SITTING.  You put a stool up there that people have to sit on while giving their speech suddenly I'm back on board again.  MOST WINNERS AREN'T CELEBRITIES.  I don't care!  I'll watch a non-celebrity sit on a stool while thanking people to an audience made up of celebrities!  I'm flexible is the point.  Anyway Veggie Burger looked pretty good.  Since I'm comfortable with my diet now maybe OVENIZE some frozen fries to go with it.  YEAH.  GREAT.  WHAT ELSE IS GREAT AND YEAH.
     Hmm.  On schedule today!  An hour later than what my schedule was for a long time, but on schedule for what I want my schedule to be these days.  AMAZING.  Lots of people want Clarence Thomas to recuse himself from certain cases.  I recuse myself when I fart.  I fart and go RECUSE ME.  UNTRUE.  I LIKE EVERYONE ELSE will do everything in my power to not audibly fart around other people.  Unless they're family.  Maybe significant other.  I dunno.  Never had one.  But I feel relatively comfortable farting around my family.  I don't LIKE IT.  But I still DO IT off the top of my head.  Anyway.  I like farting in public when no one else is around.  That's THE BEST.  So there's that.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Spanish Paella Day and Pretzel Sunday.  RIGHT AWAY I see something wrong with American National Spanish Paella Day.  OR something RIGHT.  We're acknowledging our special relationship with Spanish Speaking Cultures.  I'M HAPPY.  We should acknowledge and build on that special relationship more!  YEAH.  Also Pretzel Sunday.  I GUESS THAT'S OKAY.  Coffee time!
    Also WALKING schedule is the main kind of schedule I wanna vaguely follow.  FOOD?  Maybe the main meals A BIT.  But still flexible.  Also Snacks EVEN LESS THAN A BIT.  VERY flexible.  Wonderful.  ALSO WALKS ARE FLEXIBLE.  WE WANT IT ALL TO BE FLEXIBLE.  THE ROYAL US.  The point is naturally aim for ZERO surplus/deficit calories.  2250 cal a day aim for!  In the natural course of things, if I'm doing good, I'll make up the deficit calories over the next month without trying too hard.  YEAH.  Veggie burger for lunch and Freedom Toast for dinner.  YEAH.  Make some Freedom Frizes for lunch too.  YEAH.  Hey sixth paragraph.  SURE.  Totally different hearing the mixes of songs I like with these speakers.  Instruments and/or vocal tracks I never noticed before I notice now!  Usually it's GOOD but sometimes I'm like YEAH I LIKED THE OLD WAY BETTER.  So there's that.  Anyway.  Purging would be great if you could just do it without any effort.  Let's say the negative heath effects of repeatedly doing it still exist.  And the micro negative effects ya gotta assume Each Time You Do It still occur.  If it required NO EFFORT and you got 90% of the calories out of your system WONDERFUL.  I won't PLAN on doing it.  But I'd do it!  EASY. 
    Also kinda embarrassing, that's no good.  I'm a MAN.  Purging is obsessive LADY behavior.  Men should be obsessed with other things like... ya know... OTHER STUFF.  PURGING CUM.  Not sure how that works but I guess it's on me to find out.  No one else is gonna!  What else is going on and crap.  Finally watched last episode of SPACE FORCE.  What an adequate show.  It'll go down in history as one of the most adequate shows of yesterday that I watched yesterday.  Hmm.  Looks like Russia is retreating from trying to take over all of Ukraine to trying to take over certain parts of it.  Gotta imagine that's good news.  I don't want them to take over parts of it either, though.  Presumably.  I know all about Ukraine so my opinion on this is very important.  Seems reasonable.  Off the top of my head even the states I don't like, if some country was like HEY WE HAVE FLORIDA NOW I'd be like THE FUCK YOU DO.  I like Florida.  That's where Disney World Lives.  And Disney isn't a terribly offensive country AT LEAST a quarter to a third of the time.
     Eighth paragraph!  Wonderful.  Only made enough hot coffee for 2 cups but I might have 3rd cup of COLD coffee later.  DEAL WITH IT!  DISNEY ISN'T A TERRIBLE OFFENSIVE COUNTRY?  I MEANT COMPANY.  IS THAT A FREUDIAN SLIP.  I WISH Disney World was a country.  I'd live there FOR TWO WEEKS in a HEART BEAT.  Then leave.  What more can ya get out of it.  I want Waffles shaped in the face of Mickey Mouse for breakfast from diner down the road from Disney World Incorporated Hotel.  How many times can you get that and get a kick out of it.  Not many!  What else is going on and crap.  Wake up call from a voice impersonating Mickey Mouse.  Again it's GREAT but after a while ya just stop caring.  Hmm.  I don't even like Mickey Mouse.  I have nothing invested in Mickey Mouse as a cartoon character or any other kind of character.  But I like THE PREMISE of him as a CORPORATE SPOKESPERSON.  Hmm.  I've said all this before.  Maybe people like reading the same thing over and over.  It's comforting to them!  Still not sure what order to have meals today.  It's comforting to them!
    What else is up.  Probably crap and stuff!  I think both Jacob DeGrom and Old Man Sherzer are pitching today for The Mets.  I can't wait to see which one wins.  They're competing with each other to see which one does better.  I hope it's a tie, they shake hands, and then nothing bad happens to either of them over the course of the next several weeks.  Then This Hoping wears off and bad things might happen to them.  What's going on.  Where am I.  What else is up.  I feel my sit-up, push-ups for my rights have been Half Bad for me.  They probably give me some quality muscles AND burn a relatively small amount of calories.  But I'm doing them wrong and making things WORSE in some senses I think.  Got cramps after purging.  Maybe it was the purging and not the situp pushups.  Nah I think it was the weird muscle arrangements my bastardized sit-up, push-ups are doing.  A NICE COMBINATION of those two things maybe.  So I got that going for me is the point.  What else is up.
    Tenth paragraph!  Probably the last one of the act.  Amazing.  Probably hit record on Baseball Game and start it an hour or so later when its time for me to start consuming Afternoon Entertainment More Or Less.  Cool!  Also no MightNight Snacking last night!  No getting up at all.  Three out of four times I took the klonopin at night no MightNight Snacking.  But that's a drop in the bucket compared to overall issues with eating.  Maybe not a drop in the bucket.   Maybe a SOLID 10%!!!  Either way I dunno what to do but in the end it might just work itself out.  That's the best case scenario.  Which is plausible!  Lots of things work themselves out.  More than you might think off the top of your head!  What else is up.  OK TALKED ABOUT FOOD AND DIET AND ROUTINE A LOT.  Gotta figure starting with upcoming walk TIME TO START THINKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE.  Hmm.  Whets some good stuff to think about.  Listen to some more music tonight.  Get myself primed for that.  HOW and/or WHY.  LOOK I'M TRYING TO THINK OKAY.  JUST SPITBALLING HERE.  I'LL BE BACK IN A LITTLE BIT.

No One Gonna Tell Me Otherwise

    PRETZEL SUNDAY HUH.  I can celebrate that by having Pretzel Caramel Chocolate Bar.  WAIT I GOTTA WAIT UNTIL SUNDAY.  TODAY IS SATURDAY.  I can have one both today and tomorrow.  WOW!  Anyway.  Because I'm dumb I'm still aiming to lose .5-2 pounds before Final Weigh In in 4.5 weeks.  And then presumably call diet quits then.  Gotta lose .5 pounds to make up for Binge.  That could be enough!  Anyway.  Thinking about just aiming for Final Maintenance Calorie Allotment but not minding about aiming to be slightly under it day by day.  UNTIL THEN.  Then unless I'm really disappointed with weight TRANSITION TO JUST MAINTENANCE WITHOUT TRYING TO HIT MARKS.  YEAH!  What else is going on and crap.  I got a lot of good stuff going on in the next hour and 45 minutes before Met game stars.  And the next hour after that before I start watching The Met Game.  It's called MOSTLY THIS AND WALKING.  Amazing!
    The point is I had that small but bulky brownie as part of Bange and I was pleasantly surprised!  I could get that again to have as a breakfast presumably in an ideal world.  Black and white I had too.  But we know that's great.  No surprise there!  Macaroons were good.  Had the 2nd box of Those Cookies You Know Which Ones.  That's about it.  That's all ya need!  What else is going on and crap.  Nice nighttime with 7 walks.  With 8 walks I'm struggling to fit in 7 of them before Ordering Dinner so I only have to do one in the evening.   Seven walks overall?  NO S TRUGGLE.  Can comfortably enjoy the day doing six walks and have a nice evening planned with definitely just one walk.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  If only my walks were waffles and the waffles were in the shape of One Big Circle and Two Smaller Circles representing Mickey Mouse's ears.  They'd be even better!  GOT OLD FASHIONED FRENCHED TOAST FO RONE MEAL.  It's old fashioned because it's white bread.  Like they did in olden times.  So I got that going for me is the point.
     Wonderful.  That seems like the healthiest thing to do.  Stop trying to lose weight.  Go with maintenance!  I'm being unhealthy by still trying to lose weight within that framework but NOBODY'S PERECT.  Except for one or two people.  Gotta imagine in the natural course of things there've been maybe half a dozen perect people.  And we don't know about them.  No Jesus or Buddha or some sort of Dalai Llama.  I'm talking about perfect people who no one ever recognized hey wait a second that guy is PERECT.  But they don't care.  That's part of being perect!  What else is going on.  TRY to NOT TRY to lose weight.  Maybe that .5 pound through the natural course of things.  But TRY to NOT TRY.  Sounds like a reasonable position.  However it still involves me trying.  In fact it involves me DOUBLY TRYING.  I'm still trying to lose weight despite what my intention is.  Now I'm trying NOT to do that on top of it.  DANGIT THIS IS HARD STUFF.
    Also of course it's all wrapped up in my other problems.  Particularly Mental problems.  It's all interrelated.  Can't really solve one thing unless you solve all of them.  And you can't solve all problems.  Unless you're one of the 8 or 10 perect people throughout history.  They might have had a problem at some point-- nobody's perect-- but they were able to SOLVE that problem somehow through superhuman Perectity.  Anyway I'm having a granola bar now because THAT'S HEALTHY AND THE KIND OF THING I SHOULD BE DOING JESUS CHRIST WHY IS THIS SO HARD.  Also part of it isn't me.  I'm just bored.  That's not really MY problem.  It's the world's problem.  The world should be providing me things that would make me focus on it-- gladly focus on it-- so I don't focus on food.  NOT MY PROBLEM.  WORLD'S PROBLEM.  GO FIGURE.  Anyway get to take another walk after this paragraph.  SWEET.
     Wonderful.  Figure I'll still have lunch after shower after walk after ending the entry.  It'll be slightly earlier than the lately usual!  Let's see how that goes.  Aiming for Frenched Toast.  I think I could agree all morning with myself Freedom Toast will be more fun to eat than Veggie Burger with fries.  Veggie Burger with fries should be pretty good when I force myself to think about it.  But just off the top of my head OF COURSE Frenched Toast is the thing to look forward to more.  EASY.  VERY EASY.  Probably microwave it.  I'm sure putting it in oven for 20-25 minutes would render some quality results.  But microwave sounds EASY.  VERY EASY.  What else is going on.  Could even put em in the toaster.  Hmm.  Parents wouldn't approve probably.  But what they don't know can't hurt them!  That's not true.  Lots of things could hurt them even if they don't know.  IN FACT probably MORE things could hurt them without them knowing the premise than if they did know.  Hey time to take a walk.  I'll be back soon!

Fine Be That Way

    HMM.  Maybe have Veggie Burger for lunch.  I'm leaning towards that!  HMM.  Maybe make sure I wake up on schedule each day so I can still take 8 walks comfortably until Next Weigh In In A Month.  I'll be over .75 pounds lighter!  That will DEFINITELY help ensure I'm comfortable with where I'm at by then.  SO I GOT ALL THAT GOING FOR ME PLUS I'M THINKING ABOUT OTHER THINGS OBSESSIVELY WITH DIET THAT COULD WORK OUT INTO GREAT GREAT TRADITIONS.  I've been saying routines.  Oh this kind of snack allotment between lunch and dinner could be a good routine.  No wonder that never works.  Start calling them TRADITIONS.  Now it sounds GREAT and FUN.  So I got all that going for me is the point.  Got coffee #2 going for me, too!  That's also the point!  The point is I could be back from walk after entry ends AS MET GAME IS STARTING.  But I take a shower then so I'll start out 15 minutes behind.  STILL THOUGH I'LL BE CAUGHT UP QUITE SOON.  Okay calm down.
     What else is going on and crap.  If scale is to be trusted the last few times I checked, I was at exact comfortable weight I'm comfortable with going forward.  So basically just undo what I did yesterday which shouldn't be too hard.  Maybe lose another .5-1 pounds.  I'M HAPPY HOPEFULLY.  TIME TO MOVE ON TO NEXT STAGE IN LIFE.  Which will presumably be HMM NOT SURE.  If I'm getting in the habit of listening to more music that might translate into me getting into the habit of PLAYING more music.  I've heard of crazier premises!  And discarded them!  Those premises were WAY too crazy to consider.  Not this one!  This one is definitely considerable!  So I got that going for me is the point.  What else is going on and crap.  I can't wait to try that brownie as a breakfast.  It looks small but you get a fair amount of Bite out of it.  Because it's condensesed!  You take tinier bites INTUITIVELY without even really trying.  Good stuff.  Good, good stuff.
     Sure.  I like box of ice cream sandwiches that is half chocolate.  Usually this brand is all vanilla but they have an offshoot where half of them are chocolate.  The plastic wrapping for each individual sandwich used to be clear, now its not.  And if it's chocolate it says CHOCOLATE on it.  But if its vanilla IT SAYS NOTHING.  It ACCURATELY guesses look with no other specific explicit information you can assume this is the standard vanilla.  Still though I don't like how they're inconsistent.  I'm glad they consider me smart enough to figure it out HOWEVER I still would like it to be made absolutely clear that these non-chocolate ones are vanilla.  JUST TO BE 100% CERTAIN.  That sort of thing.  What else is up.  Gotta imagine and/or hope the rest of the day will be a B-.  I don't see why it can't be!  I was in a bad mood last night because of obvious reasons but today is a new day.  Relatively.  Still Saturday.  It's that all the time.  But Saturday COMBINED WITH 3.26.2022 is a new day.  PROBABLY.  Negative 2022 MIGHT have had a 3.26 Saturday.  Lemme LTURQ.  Eh I'm not gonna look it up.  I'm worried it won't be made apparent immediately.  EH FUCK IT LETS LTURQ.  NOPE NOT SEEING ANYTHING.
     Dangit.  THAT ALONE might have dropped the day an entire 2 marks to a C.  That hardly seems fair.  But that's life.  You think you're gonna have A B- day and then suddenly it's a C day.  Better than a D+ day I guess.  That'd be my first guess at least.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  HEY STARLING MARTE IS PLAYING TODAY.  I like the sound of that.  This guy STEALS BASES.  Lots of em.  AND HE NEVER GIVES THEM BACK.  Why would he.  Who steals things and gives them back.  People who steal FOR SPORT.  But even then you don't wanna give it back.  You risk being arrested.  You steal something and give it back, the victim is gonna be like hey wait right there while I call the authorities.  You made Rookie Mistake #1!  What's going on.  I forget.  Entry is almost over!  What a great morning.  I did what I set out to do and I did a very bad job of it but at the same time I still did it!
     Last paragraph!  HEY I just found a fossilized anchovie on my floor from when I had anchovie pizza a few nights ago.  Nice hardened anchovie.  Looked like fossil.  Hmm maybe I made a mistake instinctively throwing it out.  I could have tried eating it.  Just to see what would have happened!  Hey I've been upset about dieting and food and all that junk but now that I think about it I CAN HAVE ANCHOVIE PIZZA ONCE A WEEK EASY.  That sounds great.  I should focus on the good things.  Like getting two slices of pizza AT ONCE and having DIFFERENT TOPPINGS and GUESS WHAT one of the topping is ANCHOVIE.  So great we got all that to look forward to.  What else is up.  Gotta turn the page on World Travel Calendar in a few days.  Wonder what World Travel Destination they'll be a proponent of for April.  I'm assuming they're gonna be a proponent of it.  Maybe for April they show pictures and give blurbs about a place but the premise is DON'T EVER COME HERE IT'S A SCAM.  Also that's the baseline way to associate something within a negative premise.  It Being A Scam.  Sounds about right.  Hey that's it for today.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-12:26 P.M.

Friday, March 25, 2022

This Will All Be Over Soon

    HEY!  Good news/bad news.  Good news is I didn't get up to eat at all last night.  Considerably worse news is I ate much more than I would have eaten at night as a BANGE this morning.  We're talkin' 1000 calories, the lion's share of which was BOX OF COOKIES.  We're talkin could have been worse.  We're talkin making up for it 50-100% today.  Tiny lunches and dinners make up for 50%.  The rest is made up for in terms of how limiting I'm snacking over the course of the day.  If its completely?  ALL MADE UP.  Not aiming for that.  Aiming for SOME SNACKS and it being made up 2/3rds or so overall.  The rest is THEORETICALLY made up for by not having MightNight snacks the next couple of days.  OR in practice just lowering calories naturally a bit before I make the rest back up.  THAT'S ME THOUGH.  Also FUN.  Also sure maybe that's a result of not eating at night.  Hungry in the morning.  Also NOPE UNRELATED.  JUST FELT LIKE BEING AN IDIOT THIS MORNING.
     Yeah!  Super Market is coming today.  Started entry late so VERY likely it interrupts Act I!  Wonderful.  On Internet Receipt they're not sending one thing I wanted.  Brownie!  I would have had for breakfast!  Still sending the other brownie!  Wonderful!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  If I can consistently not have MightNight Snacks, this 1000 calorie binge is WORTH IT.  In the end I'm coming out on top overall by a lot!  Watched some of the Mets game last night.  Had it on for most of the time.  Was paying attention for part of it!  Fast forward through part of it to get to parts to pay attention to!  Anyway WONDERFUL THE WONDERFUL CATCHING PROSPECT HIT A HOMERUN.  I like this guy.  Every team needs a catcher.  We could do without a right fielder but a catcher?  Nope!  Anyway I still have 2nd box of these cookies to binge on at some future time.  Hopefully as a meal.  That way it's JUSTFIED.
    National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Nougat Day.  What IS Nougat exactly.  Lemme LTURQ for YOU AND ALL OF US.  Some sort of CONFECTION.  Yeah I could have guessed that!  Not 100% sure CONFECTION means either but I get the general idea!  It's things that were cooked in a Confection Oven.  Right.  Right.  How's the wide world of sports going.  Wife of supreme court justice tried to overthrow election coordinating with White House.  Supreme Court Justice Husband ruled against a case that would have brought this evidence to light.  HAPPY AMERICA EVERYBODY!  The good news is I forget.  Got pepsi going.  First time in a while.  Got Coke ZERO this entire week but had a pepsi left over from last week.  That was in the back of all soda.  So now that I finished COKE ZERO I got this spare bottle of pepsi.  DELICIOUS.  HAPPY AMERICA EVERYBODY.  How bad could America be.  IT'S ASSOCIATED WITH PEPSI.  I like the taste of that going down my gullet.
    Anyway.  Very Tiny lunch isn't even lunch.  It's just Good Ice Cream Sandwich.  Tiny Dinner IS dinner.  Veggie Burger presumably off the top of my head.  Anyway.  If I had ZERO snacks I'd be totally Made Up and At Zero.  So basically limited snacks means I'm not far off from where I wanna be at all!  Also I'm LOOKING FORWARD to tiny lunch.  That's gonna be DELICIOUS.  YOU IDIOTS.  Got delicious Chocolate Caramel Pretzel 70 cal bars.  That could make up bulk of snacks.  IT'S NOT A LOT OF CALORIES YOU IDIOTS.  Anyway what else is going on.  Watched another Tradition Horror Movie last night.  A NEW ONE from THE SHUTTER.  OKAY STUFF.  I didn't dislike it!  Now all we have to do is REALLY figure out what Nougat is.  It's CHEWY.  I thought I knew hat.  Then I forgot.  Now I know it all over again!  Anyway.  Started the day at ZERO.  By which I mean, since I started keeping track of current routing a week and a half ago, I was exactly ZERO, not over or under, the amount of calories I was aiming for.  By the end of the day, with tiny meals and appropriate number of snacks, I estimate to be at around NEGATIVE 350!  NOT SO BAD YOU IDIOT.
     Hmm.  Coffee after this paragraph.  Delicious.  Been a while since I had veggie burger from diner.  Wonder what its all about.  My guess is it's tolerable.  So I got that going for me.  NOW the question becomes do I get Waffle for tomorrow lunch or be a responsible and have something I'm getting from Super Market.  I can be a responsible and get Waffle.  It's responsible because I want to have it and I'm an adult so it's responsible to do what I want to do to increase my happiness and well being.  Anyway.  KINDA enjoyed the bange.  More or less.  Wasn't totally doing it and crying while doing it or anything.  So there's that.  Anyway.  350 calories?  That's theoretically equal to 2 nights of MightNight Snacks roughly.  YOU IDIOTS.  Anyway.  Getting solidly into weekend territory.  HOWEVER today I have the most work to do than in a while!  Not eating so much!  It's possible and not starving myself but it's in my head all day!  GET OUT OF MY HEAD.  I WANNA FILL MY HEAD WITH SOMETHING ELSE.  HEY IT'S TIME FOR COFFEE.  THAT WILL FILL PART OF MY HEAD.  THEN TRANSITION DOWN MY GULLET INTO OTHER PARTS.
    HEY.  Super Market came before I could have coffee.  Good stuff!  I impulse tried a macaroon and a small graham cracker.  Graham cracker wasn't great!  Macaroon was quite good!  Good tasting and big enough to justify the calories.  So I got THAT going for me.  Also FORGET CALORIES AND FILLINGNESSUPITUDE I get to have an ice cream sandwich for lunch.  What are you AN IDIOT for not being excited for me?  Probably!  That'd be my first guess!  Anyway forget trying to limit snacks.  Just have regular day of snacks.  Make up for it 50% with tiny meals and then take it day by day.  Anyway.  Last bunch of bananas we got were bad.  CRUNCHY.  My Dad wanted to wash Banana Bowl before I put in bananas from today.  He was on phone when normally he would be helping me put stuff away just now.  I PUT THE BANANAS INTO THE BAD BANANA BOWL.  Now My Dad's Year Is Ruined.  And it's PARTIALLY MY FAULT.  It's 100% my fault and 0% my fault at once.  If not for me it never would have happened.  HOWEVER HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN?!?!
    So there's that.  Maybe have a Macaroon Dinner instead of Veggie Burger.  Well sure in an IDEAL world.  Nope.  NOPE!  Let's nip that in the bud right here.  Might make me impulsively eat a bunch of macaroons in a few days as not a meal like Fiber One Box of Cookies ended up.  Hmm.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Black and white looks good.  Brownie I got NOT SO MUCH.  Very small!  Calories are way too much for how small this is.  I'll eat it, sure.  It better taste REALLY GOOD though or I want my money back.  In fact I want my money back anyway!  What harm could that do.  More money for me.  I want my money back from everything I ever bought!  There's no HARM in wanting it back.  I'm not HURTING anyone or anything.  What else is going on and crap.  Got that out of the day.  That's good stuff.  I think I got the Halfway Good Ice Cream Sandwiches where half of them are CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM in the middle.  Have one of those!  WOW.
    Hmm.  Ice Cream Sandwich doesn't take any time to prepare or to eat really.  I could have it at a Set Time Of Day as opposed to a set time of day re: activities transposition.  Let's say TWO OR TWO THIRTY.  AND/or THE NEXT THING I EAT.  Right now its a little past 11.  Try to make it until 2!  That's the way to go!  HEY tomorrow I'll be all over this.  Still be a few hundred calories in the wrong direction but more or less just aim for maintenance.  YEAH.  DEAL WITH THAT.  Most of the last week and a half where I end up At Around Zero I've been doing MightNight Snacking.  So just consider the several hundred calories going into tomorrow as what I'm used to because of that.  YEAH.  HARD CORE.  Anyway.  If Duane Johnson continues to call himself The Rock and is starring in movies as The Rock is he consciously being The Rock Playing These Parts.  Because The Rock is a character.  So is he doing a double character.  He's not Duane Johnson playing The Scorpion King.  He's Duane Johnson playing The Rock playing The Scorpion King.  YES I BELIEVE THAT 100%
     Ninth paragraph of the act!  Stomach still kinda hurts.  GREAT NEWS.  Look people in Ukraine would be THRILLED to have a lunch of Ice Cream Sandwich and dinner of Veggie Burger.  With NO SNACKS.  I think.  Maybe they're doing better nutritionwise.  Tastewise it's great but I can imagine a lot of them getting more calories than those two things.  Either way GREAT I'M ROUGHLY ON PAR NUTRITION WISE FROM THIS TIME UNTIL BEDTIME WITH UKRAINIAN HEROES.  Ukrainian Villains, too.  Gotta imagine there's some villains in Ukraine that are Ukrainian.  LOOK NO JUDGMENT.  There's villains all around us!  We could each be a villain as far as we know!  Hmm.  Anyway.  I'M a villain.  I put bananas into bad banana bowl.  There were crunchy bananas and who know how corrupted this bowl is now.  Look is my Dad OCD about things?  YOU BET.  Should I accommodate him anyway?  SURE WHY NOT IT HURTS NO ONE.  Hey time for one more paragraph then move on to next stage of life.
     Fascinating.  I dunno.  Ending the day down 300-500 calories overall for the day/week and a half?  NOT SO BAD.  I can deal with that.  Binge coulda been twice as bad!  PLUS ICE CREAM SANDWICH.  Look I can have ice cream sandwich as relatively big snack.  But as meal I REALLY appreciate it.  This is gonna be one to remember.  APPARENTLY.  It's on the internet.  Internet remembers everything.  EVERYTHING AND NOTHING.  They say oh once its on the internet its there forever.  However as time goes on the more things on the internet that are there forever are less and less relevant because of the avalanche of so many more things being put on internet.  Who cares about your dumb this no one is ever gonna find it.  It's been AVALANCHED ON over and over again!  Feel safe!  Just don't SIGN anything.  Because of search engines.  Play it safe!  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit!

I'll Keep That In Mind

    Hey!  Did some nice Head Calculations of what and when and how much I can be eating today and tomorrow and it's great.  I estimate I'll end the day at -350 calories and tomorrow right back at ZERO.  Assuming I stick to plan and no MightNight Schnacks.  Also good plan.  No starving.  After this ice cream sandwich lunch.  That's a bit of a stretch.  But after that Very Reasonable No Starving.   No starving, you're the starver.  So I got all that going for me is the point.  I figure it's time to move on with my life as much as possible.  TO WHAT THOUGH.  FANTASY BASEBALL DRAFT?  SURE I'D LIKE TO DRAFT STARLING MARTE BUT BEYOND THAT WHAT FUN COULD BE HAD.  This dumb 380 calorie brownie is the smallest brownie I've ever seen for so many calories.  What kind of crap is this.  Better taste really good that's all I can say.  Maybe it will.  WOW IT MIGHT TASTE REALLY GOOD THAT'S ALL I CAN SAY.  Maybe have that tomorrow for breakfast.  Get it out of the way.  ALSO THAT ALIGNS WITH CALORIE PLAN NOTHIN WRONG THERE.  MMM DELICIOUS.
     Sure.  What kind of toppings do people get for veggie burgers.  You can't get meat.  That defeats the whole purpose.  You can't get vegetables.  That's redundant.  Cheese?  That doesn't sound right either.  Guess there is no good topping for veggie burger.  Which is good news because I didn't want one anyway.  Whatever.  The point is I got Sicilian Pizza yesterday and I enjoyed it.  I had no problem stuffing it down my gullet or anything!  What else.  MAN it's been about an hour since I was opining on when to have Ice Cream Sandwich For Lunch.  I was all like should I have it at normal time transposed during daily schedule or set it at a certain time of day.  THAT WAS AN ENTIRE HOUR AGO.  MUCH CLOSER TO EATING IT THAN I WAS THEN.  CAN LIFE GET ANY BETTER.  YES probably A LOT better but lets not focus on that.  Let's focus on good things.  Like TOMORROW.  Very reasonable diet prediction and I get back to Zero at the end of it!  WOW ZERO.  I'd like to live MY WHOLE LIFE AT ZERO.  Not so good not so bad.  Doesn't sound great.  Yeah but you're thinking in the wrong contexts You IDIOT.
    Hmm.  Happy with Macaroons.  Can make that into some snacks and/or sides and/or breakfasts.  No problem there!  Also I feel I am celebrating Passover.  Macaroons are kind of Jewish, right?  I feel so.  No televised Mets Game tonight.  Probably for the best.  Give these guys a chance to play without TV People Watching Them.  Give them some breathing room.  We could all use some breathing room.  Airborne pandemic going on.  Not sure if you've heard about this.  Anyway NOUGAT.  Never will be sure what it is, but if you tell me its in a candy bar, I'm gonna think higher of that candy bar if you just said nothing about Nougat.  Not the same as saying Nougat Free.  If you say nothing about Nougat I'm not thinking about Nougat.  I don't think oh well this DOESN'T have nougat so I gotta think about that.  All I know is if I hear about nougat I'm on board and if I don't hear about nougat I'm on board and if I hear SPECIFICALLY NO NOUGAT I'd probably still be on board but I'd be like what's the deal why is there no nougat.
     That sort of thing!  Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Sweet.  After dumb lunch today the rest of the day and a half are totally reasonable delicious and nutritious and full sized diet.  HOWEVER the thing I'm looking forward to the most is dumb relatively small ice cream sandwich for lunch!  GO FIGURE.  YEAH.  Let's go figure that.  FOR A WHILE AT LEAST.  We don't have to spend TOO much time Figuring It.  I know we all got places to be.  Not really.  The only place I got to be is Home.  And walking outside.  Near my home!  Kinda my home by extension!  By me walking around all the time I'm claiming my territory.  Especially when I'm peeing my pants on my walks.  Then I' REALLY marking my territory like an apex predator.  Just pretend my pants aren't there and I'm peeing on the sidewalk.  Now it's MY sidewalk.  Well but my pants are then.  Fine now they're MY pants.  Accurate!  No one else wants anything to do with my Pee-ey Pants!  Probably not.  Some people probably do.  I don't care to find out exactly.
     Yeah!  What else is up.  Not sure how much graham cracker I'm eating.  They say 8 pieces are 130 calories.  Then they come in rectangles that are perforated into a strange amount of things and I'm not sure what kind of perforation determines exactly 1 piece.  Hmm.  On the other hand Kinda Didn't Like These!  On the other hand! they're graham crackers how bad can they be.  I'll eat em sure why not.  Great.  What else is wide world of sports.  At this point gonna eat ice cream sandwich at normal time of day transposed re: Activities in the day.  Which seems like it would line up great with when would be a nice time to eat it re: Time of day.  AMAZING HOW THE WORLD WORKS.  SOMETIMES THINGS JUST LINE UP.  LIKE THE SOLAR SYSTEM.  Is there any time there's a Solar System Complete Eclipse.  Not sure what that means exactly.  You can draw a straight line from Sun to Neptune.  Or Pluto.  I don't wanna get into that debate.  Let's just say AT LEAST from Sun to Neptune.  Gotta imagine if we wait long enough that'll happen.  UNTRUE.  More likely the sun will expand and planets will be destroyed and all that fun stuff before it happened.  Solar System ain't gonna last forever until something this unlikely happens!  SORRY TO BE THE BEARER OF BAD NEWS.
     One more paragraph for the act.  Sweet!  What else is going on and crap.  Continue Tradition of watching Horrror Movie Tonight!  Looking forward to that one.  Gonna be good.  Gotta figure out which one to watch.  That's a problem for LATER.  Assuming the sun doesn't expand and swallow up Earth in the next eight hours.  Can't count that out COMPLETELY but I feel the odds are VERY strongly against it.  Boy would that suck, though.  Anyway.  I wonder what The Sun tastes like.  Probably like Sunkist Soda.  Or Capri Sun the Kids Juice-esque Product.  Or any other kind of food products that utilizes the word Sun.  Either way I wouldn't wanna eat it.  Probably VERY spicy.  VERY hot on the palate.  That sort of thing.  It would supply me with Energy though.  Gotta imagine eating just a tiny bit of the sun will give you some sort of super powers.  Good idea out there for new Comic Book Hero.  Regular Joe who Eats The Sun.  Special Things Happen To Him.  Anyway that's it for now.  For the act, I mean!  One more coming up soon!

Guess What Here's More

    THAT BROWNIE BETTER BE THE SHIT.  On the other hand the Black and White is PERFECT PORTION for breakfast.  Maybe 5% too big!  More or less perfect.  Also-- tastes good!  Dunno why I haven't been having these for breakfasts before!  5% TOO BIG.  MORE HEALTHY TO NOT EAT IT UNTIL I'M BINGING AND INCLUDE IT THERE.  NAH.  From now on I'm getting TWO A WEEK for breakfasts.  I could even do more but I LIKE TO MIX IT UP.  I like my dessert breakfasts where I combine two things OR EVEN POSSIBLY THREE.  I enjoy the variety it's fun for me.  Anyway what else is going on.  No second cup of coffee today!  Figured that out!  Save myself about 25-50 calories.  However much cream I put in.  I crunched the numbers before but now I forget again.  I think 50.  But who can say for sure!  Besides Me, From The Past.  HE'S GONE NOW.  WE DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT HIM ANYMORE.  Anyway now we're close to ANOTHER hour closer to Ice Cream Sandwich.  WOW LIFE KEEPS GETTING BETTER AND BETTER.
     Hmm.  People diet to lose weight a pound a week all the time.  Making up 1000 calories in 2 days?  That's what a pound a week diet is!  YEAH BUT I'M ALREADY AIMING FOR LOSING HALF A POUND A WEEK.  People can aim to lose 1.5 pounds a week.  1250 cal a day.  NOT UNREASONABLE.  ALL I GOTTA DO IS DO IT FOR TWO DAYS.  PLUS NOT EVEN.  CAUSE I GOT THE FUN AND THE FILLINGNESS OF HAVING FOOD EARLY IN THE FIRST DAY.  SHOULD MAKE THE REST OF THE DAY EITHER EASIER AND/OR HARDER.  So I got all that going for me is the point.  What to do with these graham crackers.  On the one hand they didn't taste good but on the other hand they're very basic super market graham crackers how bad can they be.  YOU IDIOTS.  Hmm.  How's my back doing.  98% better!  In fact 100% better.  At this point the pain has centralized in my back left shoulder.  Can't even call it back pain anymore!  Now it's left shoulder pain.  And even THAT pain is 88% better.  AND YOU ALL DOUBTED ME.  What's up and crap.  CHICKENED POT PIE FOR SUNDAY NIGHT.  One of IF NOT THE biggest dinner I have regularly every week.  I'm guessing!  Dunno how many calories it is exactly but I'm guessing the whole thing is more than more or less every other Regularly Gotten Meal.  YOU IDIOTS.
     What else do I got in store for the rest of the C/C+ Day.  Look I wish it could be a B- day but I'm too in my head about this Weekend Diet Make Up For Cookie Box Stuff.  But it could still be a solidly decent day.  I just gotta crunch the numbers and figure out how!  Hmm.  Maybe brownie is very concentrated.  And you get a lotta bites and flavor and satisfaction out of it that way.  Didn't look so concentrated.  OUNCE WISE it suggests it's concentrated-- if ounces are to be believed!  THE POINT IS GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  I look forward to having it for breakfast tomorrow and being disappointed but also being like hey it's a chocolate brownie how bad is this experience really.  Not that bad.  People in Ukraine Would DIE for a chocolate brownie for breakfast.  Well maybe not DIE.  That seems like a bad trade off whether you're in Ukraine Or Not.  What else is going on.  They might die for a chocolate brownie INADVERTENTLY.  They go to get a chocolate brownie in the morning and get blown up.  THESE THINGS ARE HAPPENING.  IT'S NOT A JOKE.  YA MIGHT GO OUT TO GET A BAGEL FROM THE CART ASSUMING THEY HAVE BREAKFAST CARTS IN KYEV AND THEN THEY COME HOME DEAD.  Great now I feel like a jerk.  DANGIT.
     What else is going on.  That might be a good thing if I ever live in a City-eqsue neighborhood again by myself.  Breakfast is going out and getting bagel or something.  And I'm like SLIGHTLY buttered or VERY LOW amount of cream cheese.  Bigger breakfasts than I have now but I can make up for that by presumably not snacking all day in This Ideal Future Of Mine.  OH EGG SANDWICH.  Go get an egg sandwich from cart or bodega.  The point is I HAVE BIG PLANS.  BREAKFAST PLANS.  Gotta wonder if that'll work out in the long run.  We'll have to wait and see.  Do I wanna get some sort of breakfast pastry?  A croissant or Cart Donut or something?  I dunno maybe once in a while!  I DUNNO WHAT THE FUTURE HOLDS C'MON GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Anyway I dunno.  Solidly can make this day a C+ day.  MAYBE EVEN A C+/B- DAY.  That's probably asking for too much.  The point is I FORGET.  Watch some TV with SURROUND SOUND ENHANCED.  Sometimes I play around with specific settings trying to fine tune the sound to my liking.  Then I get frustrated and press the sequence of buttons that resets everything to standard like it was fresh out of the box.  But one thing is I ALWAYS like just doing the one thing where it says ok focus on the SURROUND SOUND speakers.  The two speakers away from TV that are presumably behind you but for me to my sides which is pretty good too.  So I got that going for me?
     Penultimate paragraph of the day!  What a day its been.  I accomplished more or less nothing but the point is it's several hours later than it was before.  Oh.  I accepted Super Market delivery.  That's pretty good.  Tried a macaroon and it was good!  That's not bad.  Didn't do MightNight Snacking for the 2nd time in 3 days since taking Klonopin at bed time.  Great news.  Yes there have been negatives to NO ONE IS DENYING THAT.  There's the brownie that looks too small.  There's the Bange that's solidly a Bange but could have been even much worse.  There's the constant thinking about how to make up for Bange.  BUT IT WILL BE MADE UP FOR.  WE FALL DOWN SO WE CAN GET BACK UP.  THEN WE GET BACK UP SO WE CAN FALL AGAIN.  DON'T SEE ANY OTHER REASON TO GET BACK UP.  GOTTA FALL DOWN EVERY NOW AND THEN AND YOU CAN'T DO IT WHILE YOU'RE ALREADY STILL ON THE GROUND.  MAYBE YOU CAN FALL DOWN FURTHER.  METAPHYSICS.  FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR WHICH WE THOUGHT WAS SOLID BU TURNS OUT ISN'T IN SOME WEIRD DIMENSION.  What was I talking about again.  Oh right one more paragraph.
     Maybe take shower after entry and then walk.  Nah I think I'll just take a walk when this is over.  Sweet!  At this rate looks like I might end the day -300 in calories.  Considering how much I'm burning, I'm more or less not gonna gain an ounce in weight today!  Which is relatively a lot.  By which I mean More Or Less I will break even completely today and not gain or lose anything basically.  HAH.  BANGE EAT BOX OF COOKIES, WASN'T EVEN A MEAL, AND I END THE DAY AS IF IT NEVER HAPPENED.  WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE FOR DOUBTING ME.  This isn't guaranteed yet.  But I feel like this is what I'm more or less comfortably on track for.  YOU IDIOTS.  YES it's a day that I miss LOSING a bit of weight but GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  The point is the entry is over.  Take a walk.  Take a shower.  Figure out something to put on the television set and eat me some ice cream sandwich.  IF ONLY I COULD WISH THIS C+/B- LIFE ON UKRAINIANS.  I'M SORRY.  Maybe I can.  We're taking in refugees!  We gotta room with a spare bed.  Let's take one in.  Nah I don't wanna do that seems too disruptive to my already precarious life.  But IN THEORY.  Hmm.  I'll see you guys tomorrow.

-1:25 P.M.

Thursday, March 24, 2022

Tell Me Something I Don't Know

    HI!  Bad news!  Did some MightNight Snacking despite taking a klonopin before bed.  However, it was encouraging a bit on two fronts.  One-- very small amount.  Two-- 50% more calculated and less impulsive.  Obviously somewhat impulsive because I could have probably just gone back to sleep.  BUT I did consciously make a decision like well I can have something small, pretty hungry, kinda making a regular decision to have a snack... okay lets do it.  Basically LIFE GOES ON.  Anyway quite behind schedule today.  Not an insane amount but Yeah.  About half an hour to an hour MORE behind schedule than when I'm usually behind schedule!  Anyway the good news is I forget.  Clarence Thomas NO UPDATES.  Look do I want him to die?  In the sense that HEY I WISH EVERY PERSON LIFE GENERALLY NO.  He's a bad guy but if we're doing death penalty he doesn't qualify!  Also I don't think we should do death penalty.  HOWEVER altruistically C'MON LET'S BE HONEST.  Or not.  Let's lie to myselves.  That's fun, too!
     HE DON'T FOLLOW CONSTITUTION.  Just makes rulings based on being conservative.  Let's be honest about THAT.  What does conservative even mean anymore.  If you had to define conservative following the two rules of Dictionary Definition of Conservative w/o politics involves AND Current Definition of mainstream conservative ideology-- what's that overlap.  I dunno that's why I'm asking you.  Also YOU can ask someone ELSE.  At some point some idiot is gonna try to answer and then WE ALL WIN.  Except for that jerk.  He had to waste his time coming up with an answer!  I pity him!  Anyway.  Got 2 stuffed mushrooms and some sort of side for lunch.  Possibly just a piece of bread.  Gotta left over piece of bread because of having steak with a stuffed mushrooms instead of portion of egg, broccoli, and a piece of bread.  So that piece of bread can be TRANSFERRED to a side with 2 other stuffed mushrooms.  WHAT AN IDIOT.
     Sure!  Got a good feeling I'll be getting Pizzeria Pizza tonight.  I like the term pizzeria.  Really leaning into making and serving their All Star Highlight Food.  Pizza!  They know what their fans like and I like that.  What's the best reason to give somebody the death penalty.  Other than them being mentally ill.  My impression is that based on America Following Through With Death Penalty main common thread is victim is mentally ill.  Hmm.  I hope they don't come after me next.  Probably would have to commit a crime, too.  Serious crime!  Which I don't anticipate doing in the near-mid-term future.  But then again I'm mentally ill what do I know.  Also maybe do I do a MightNight Killing.  Uh oh.  Never even thought about that.  Now I wonder if its possible.  Gonna have to keep an eye on that.  Gotta imagine that's a sleep disorder.  Killing people in your sleep.  Kinda wonder how come we never hear about that!
    It's a cover up!  What else is going on and crap.  Got nice normal allotment for snacks today cause of small amount of MightNight snacks.  Good for me!  I'll need it!  Had breakfast at normal time then went back to sleep.  That means I'm further away from breakfast so need to eat more or something.  Something along those lines.  Any televised Mets game today?  Lemme LTURQ.  Hey!  There is!  At 6:10 PM!  Not great.  Afternoon I'd watch the shit out of most of it.  By the evening I'll watch some and probably not most of it!  Anyway NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW is... International Waffle Day.  IT'S ABOUT TIME.  I've been having waffles without it being International Waffle Day FOR TOO LONG.  Also now I want a waffle.  Not right now.  Well I WANT one right now.  But I wouldn't have it even if I could!  I CAN HAVE AN EGGO FOR UPCOMING NEXT SNACK.  Anyway the point is I forget.  Waffles are fine.  Nobody has a problem with waffles.  I'm sure plenty of people have problems with waffles.  What's WRONG with these people?!?!
     Last paragraph before coffee!  Still got last portion of Steak & egg for breakfast tomorrow.  Finish it then!  It's running out of time being fresh!  Plus I re-up with Super Market later after tomorrow's breakfast so let's clean out fridge!  Sure great.  What did I have for breakfast today.  A pop tart was the star of the breakfast.  What was supplemental.  Small ice cream sandwich probably.  Sounds good to me.  Let's do it again at some point.  Why not.  Watched another Tradition Horror Movie last night.  One from Recent Times on SHUTTER.  Not bad!  It was about 2 kids who got kidnapped and WILL THEY ESCAPE without bad things happening to them yet?  No spoilers!  I already gave away the basic plot.  That's a spoiler.  Yeah but you don't know WHICH movie.  I never said the title!  Could be an entirely different movie than the one you're thinking about watching.  Dummy.  Anyway great just great.  Talked to my Dad about helping me cut my hair around the first or second week of April.  AMAZING.  Might do Fantasy Baseball Draft this weekend.  AMAZING.  That's it.  AMAZING.
    What else.  Maybe move up Lunch a bit in the schedule.  Have it after entry instead of after Walk and Shower after Entry.  SOUNDS GOOD TO ME.  I guess.  Doesn't sound BAD.  KINDA sounds bad.  I like TRADITION.  So far this tradition has served me well.  TRADITIONS ARE MEANT TO BE BROKEN.  Not sure about that.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  Great now I'm worried about killing my parents in my sleep.  If I could eat in my sleep, that's just the next logical step!  Also there was the time a couple of years ago I was naked and totally asleep and was walking out the front door.  Killing my parents is the next logical step!  GREAT I'M ON TRACK TO DEATH PENALTY.  Pretty sure we don't have it in New York but they'll just ship me to where they do have it.  Because they really don't want me alive!  WHAT JERKS.  Anyway I feel bad about this potentially happening.  I just hope everyone knows NOT WHAT I WANTED.  TOTAL ACCIDENT.  I LIKE MY PARENTS.  I'm PAST Neutral-Positive on them.  I'm POSITIVE-POSITIVE on them!
    Sure.  What else is going on.  Think I came up with some song lyrics in my sleep.  And in my sleep I thought I was awake and tried to remember them and write them down.  And I remembered and wrote down the bulk of them.  Now I realize I was still sleeping.  Oh well they probably weren't that good.  Off the top of my head nothing ground breaking.  Which is good.  You don't want the ground to break.  That's where you stand!  Why would you want your standing disrupted.  Nobody wants that.  Hmm.  Not a fan of how ESPN Paywall Articles has gone from 10% to 90% over the last 2 decades.  What idiots!  Don't they know now I can't read those articles!  SURE I subscribed to ESPN THE MAGAZINE which would qualify me for these internet articles for a couple of years.  I needed the leg up for Fantasy Baseball.  For some reason when I stopped paying for that though they stopped giving it to me.  So it does me no good now!
     What else is going on.  NYC going back on its mandate.  At first it was like look Baseball if you wanna play in NYC you gotta get vaccinated that's the rules.  Then I guess there was some Business Pushback.  Now it's like OH OKAY NEVERMIND.  Great.  I dunno how to feel!  Probably bad!  I'm not a fan of Business Pushback in general.  Then again great good for you you wanna infect people?  Best of luck.  YOU IDIOT JERKS.  Anyway I got the re-up with Pretzel Caramel Chocolate Bars yesterday.  TWO BOXES.  10 OVERALL.  Amazing.  How's my back doing.  90, 95% better.  I'm ready to play baseball is the point.  I'd play some baseball.  Well probably not with Pandemic.  But if there was no risk of Covid I'd play some baseball.  Hopefully with other unathletic people at my skill level.  Then I'd REALLY play some baseball.  PUT ME IN RIGHT FIELD.  I'LL NEVER HAVE TO DO ANYTHING BECAUSE PEOPLE AT MY LEVEL CAN'T HIT IT THAT FAR.  Maybe we can.  People at my level couldn't hit it that far when we were NINE.  I feel like people at my level could hit it past the infield more or less relatively common at 33 years old.  YEAH.
     What else is going on and crap.  Ninth paragraph!  Sweet!  Having lunch right when entry is done means I can easily just have 1 snack and not 2 before then.  YEAH.  NORMAL AMOUNT OF SNACK.  I LIKE THAT SOUND OF THAT.  Cool.  33 years old.  I'm DANGEROUSLY CLOSE to being Just An Adult No Question About It.  I'm still young at 33 but we're getting into messy territory where I can't even make an argument I'm not an adult at all.  40 at the latest.  I'm 40?  I'M AN ADULT SORRY ABSOLUTELY NO QUESTION.  There is a comedy podcast I used to listen to The 40 Year Old Boy.  And it's about a 40 year old who by now must be 55 and he's immature and what not but LETS FACE IT HE'S A MAN.  When I listened I was 18-20.  A YOUNGUN.  Now HOLY SHIT I'M FUCKIN' CLOSING IN ON THAT.  I didn't see that turn of events coming.  Better kill my parents in my sleep.  That'll solve all my problems.  Wait I mean WHAT?  What were we talking about?
     Last paragraph of the act!  What else is going on.  Look if I make a semi- CALCULATED decision to hurt my parents in my sleep at least that's not SO BAD.  If I'm doing it CONSCIOUSLY.  That's halfway not so bad.  Also if it's HURTING them and not KILLING them I feel that's a giant step in the right direction.  Hmm.  What else is going on.  Still have to pee a lot during walks but nowhere near uncontrollable urges as it was for a few weeks.  Kinda feel bad about it.  Gonna let urologist down.  He wants Big Pee Problems so he feels important.  Oh well we'll see how it goes.  Anyway.  I feel like when I was a kid I subscribed to some conservative ideas.  When I was a preteen or so.  Not so much conservative but libertarian.  I GREW UP THOUGH.  SO SHALL YOU.  Probably.  You gotta grow in SOME direction.  UP is as good as any!  I grew up because of gained Knowledge About Actual Politics and not just relying how I vaguely imagined the world, and seeing it how it really is, as well as growing up Morally and caring more about other people.  What else.  That's it for now.  Be back soon!

What Am I Trying To Say

    HEY!  Maybe skip bonus piece of bread and just let it go to waste probably.  Have some UnFrozen Freedom Fries as side for 2 Stuffed Mushrooms.  Slightly more calories but more reasonable all in all.  Also maybe I have slice of toast as a snack at some point EVER THINK OF THAT.  Well you surely are now at least.  The point is leaning towards eating lunch right when entry is over!  Fascinating!  Was thinking about getting pizza some night all week and tonight would be the night but now the internet got me thinking about waffles.  Dumb internet.  Making me think about things.  Hmm.  That doesn't sound so bad.  You'd think the negative impact of Internet is to somehow stop us from thinking about things.  And making us FEEL about things.  So we will click Hyper Links to FEEL MORE.  I had nice snack I've liked the last few days just now.  Good for me!
    What else is up.  THEN AGAIN being able to make lunch on the spot gives me more options.  If I commit Freedom Fries to Oven then I'm locked in to have lunch 45 minutes after that.  If I'm just microwaving and/or toasting things I can do it exactly when I want off the top of my head!  HMM GOOD STUFF.  Anyway what else is good stuff.  Have coffee #2 now!  If I'm having lunch after act III why have coffee and food so close!  ANYWAY.  Just told my dad I was thinking about CENTRE PIZZA for dinner.  Get the ball rolling in one direction.  Let's do it.   No time like the present to start the process of committing myself to pizza for tonight!  It's GOOD.  Now I'm ON BOARD WITH IT AGAIN.  Thinking about the intersection of cheese, tomato sauce, and bread.  AND TOPPINGS.  Garlic on one slice, maybe anchovie on the other!  THIS IS HOW PIZZA WORKS.  IT'S DELICIOUS AND THE BALL IS IN YOUR COURT ON HOW YOU WANT TO CUSTOMIZE IT.  Also I think the overwhelming standard is 2 slices a meal.  For normal size pies.  So you get TWO SHOTS to get things right if you feel like it!
    I'd like to see some numbers on people who get 2 slices of pizza at once and how often they have different slices.   Either relatively or extremely.  Probably relatively!  You're not gonna get one slice of two extremely separate things generally!  Then again That's What The Poll Will Tell Us.  Gotta see the poll before we can accurately say FOR SURE.  Anyway great just great.  How long has it been since I ate slice of pizza by folding it over horizontally.  TOO LONG WE CAN SAY THAT.  Also I feel like I went through a period of life where I was rolling up pizza VERTICALLY.  A solid couple of months!  That's UNDERRATED.  Probably not even considered by most!  But it's GREAT if you're comfortable stuffing food down your gullet quickly and irresponsibly.  GIVE IT A SHOT.  You'll thank me in the morning.  Why not thank me right then and there.  We don't meet until the morning.  Oh okay I see.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Hey paragraph is over.  This act is just breezing by.  And all I had to do was talk about nothing.  HEY I ADVOCATED FOR ROLL EM UP PIZZAS VERTICALLY.  That's something.  You idiots should try it.  It's like a DIY calzone but also better not just because you did it yourself but just because TRUST ME IT'S THE GOODS.
     Anyway.  I dunno.  Super Market delivery tomorrow!  Re-upping with some stuff.  Going with some individual One-Off Bakery Snacks that'll be breakfasts that are slightly too much compared to what I allot for BUT BALANCED OUT by the other breakfasts being slightly less!  We're talkin BLACK AND WHITE COOKIE is the star of this.  I know I like it.  I know it's slightly too big.  But I know it's not BREAKING THE BANK too big.  Other two things are different flavors of Brownies.  Haven't had these before!  Presumably about the same amount of calories as Black and White.  I LOOK FORWARD TO KEEPING YOU UPDATED ON THIS SITUATION AS IT PROGRESSES.  Also it helps not eating in middle of night even if I wake up.  Got some GREAT to look forward to if I can hold out until breakfast.  So there's that.  That's a paragraph.  Not sure why.  Maybe I should write a bonus paragraph just based on Not Liking The Last Couple Of Sentences.
     Hmm.  What do I got going on for the rest of the B- Presumably Day.  Assuming I don't watch Mets game through the end and while it's going on, another good opportunity for Horror Night Movie Tradition at night.  But UNTIL THEN.  Hmm.  More Tales From That Crypt could be in the cards.  I like the time when they make puns.  Both Crypt Keeper and Title Writer.  Every episode title is a pun or can be construed as a pun if you try hard enough.  GO FIGURE.  Anyway.  Are we to believe The Crypt Keeper is writing these titles?  I know he's READING the titles.  Titles of the episode officially also line up with what The Crypt Keeper is saying the title is while introducing the episode.  I don't think Crypt Keeper wrote these anthologies of books he's reading the stories from, though.  Maybe he did!  I just get the sense he's the KEEPER of these stories (even more so than he's the keeper of the crypt!).  Anyway.  There's that.  Huh.  Maybe take walk after entry then eat lunch before shower.  That's a halfway-there solution.  GREAT.
     Bonus paragraph for the act.  We all need this.  Especially all of us.  Anyway.  Maybe a salty snack for Stuffed Mushrooms that's not to be cooked.  Chips.  Cheez Its.  Bread Sticks.  BREAD STICKS AIN'T A SALTY SNACK.  Yeah but on the other hand SHUT UP.  What else do I got going on for me.  Overestimating calories in stuffed mushrooms maybe!  UNDERestimating them maybe!  Getting it just right POSSIBLY.  The point is this is all great stuff but soon I'm taking a walk anyway.  Sure.  LOOK Frozen Frenched Fries still sound like the best of all possible worlds.  Not just for lunch but just in general in the universe.  Not sure that checks out.  Gonna have to look into that one.  But either way Huh.  I dunno.  Another waste of an entry.  Talking about nothing.  But then again I'm much closer to the B- Day than I was before the entry started!  We're talking CLOSE TO TWO HOURS AT THIS POINT.  Hey great I'm gonna take a walk now just try and stop me.  Or don't.  You wouldn't be successful probably but who needs the hassle.  See ya later!

I Know How You Feel

    HEY!   Gonna hopefully make an effort tonight to not eat any MightNight snacks even if they're calculated.  I CALCULATE I wanna get a couple of days in a row with no TerribleNight snacks just to see if I can.  Also maybe get some Surplus Calories going as opposed to trying to break even day after day.  Give myself some cushion!  Not to binge on just to make myself feel a little bit less stress making an effort to hit ZERO each day.  What else.  Gonna have lunch at normal time But Transposed.  Later in day!  Also since day is Transposed SMALLER AFTERNOON BEFORE EVENING THAN USUAL.  Less stuff to figure out what to do!  AMAZING.  Figure at this point I am solidly looking forward to pizza tonight as opposed to losing enthusiasm for it and then just going with it because that was the original plan.  YEAH.  But I'll probably take a walk after it gets here and eat it when I get back.  Probably wanna put it in oven or microwave for a bit!  YEAH.  Hey this was a paragraph already.  OH NO.
     What else is going on and crap.  Finish some Steak & Eggs for breakfast tomorrow.  Anticipate trying Macaroons as COMPLETE BREAKFAST the next day.  Calorie wise I gotta aim for 5.  I just hope they're not tiny and I'm like FIVE OF THESE FOR A COMPLETE BREAKFAST WHAT A SCAM.  In THAT case maybe have GOOD Ice Cream Sandwich and 3 of them.  WOW WHAT A GREAT IDEA.  I'm a genius or something.  When it comes to important things.  Like figuring out good breakfasts.  I've had success with breakfasts lately!  I enjoy them and I'm solidly not too hungry for a few hours.  Only negative thing is when I get a Steak & Eggs for example I keep putting them off.  But in the end I finish things.  Finish things good!  Also I've wanted to eat Frozen Breakfast Sandwiches instead of Dessert Breakfasts in general but I gave up on that.  Who cares if I have dessert breakfasts.  GOTTA GO WITH WHAT WORKS.  HALF THE TIME.  THE OTHER HALF THE TIME YOU GOTTA GO WITH WHAT MIGHT WORK BETTER.  Interesting.  VERY interesting.  Finishing paragraphs at BreakNeck Speed.  Which is fast for the uninitiated.
     Okay.  Maybe go with Sicilian.  I know in general Sicilian is slightly more calories than regular.  But I feel from where I get it from seems about the same amount of pizza overall.  AND a lot of the time I just wanna eat sicilian more.  YEAH.  NO REASON NOT TO.  This diet, who cares, I can have Sicilian Pizza, it's NOT A BIG DEAL.  Interesting counterpoint.  Not sure I went ahead and made the original point that this is a counterpoint to.  Either way I don't think anyone cares that much.  YEAH.  LET'S LEAN TOWARDS HAVING SICILIAN PIZZA.  Now I'm back into being ENTHUSIASTIC.  I went from looking forward to it, not looking forward to it but being resigned to having it as a why not as good as anything else, into looking forward to it, and now being enthusiastic about it!  THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  Maybe eat it FRESH 30 minutes after it gets here.  Take a walk when it gets here.  Then just eat it when I get back.  Maybe microwave for a minute.  Don't think it's worth OVENING.  LOOK THIS IS MY LIFE IF YOU DON'T CARE YOU'VE BEEN WASTING A LOT OF YOUR TIME OVER THE TIME.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  I don't believe it.  Klonopin with the rest of my pills DOES make me tired-er.  I already didn't have much of a problem falling asleep.  I take my pills, try to fall asleep 15-45 minutes later, fall asleep within 15-45 minutes after that.  NOW I hit a point about 15 minutes in actually yeah I wanna fall asleep NOW sort of.  So I stop consuming TV or Phone and go to bed.  Fall asleep 15 minutes after.  BASED ON THE LAST TWO NIGHTS.  Which is great.  Saves me a lot of time falling asleep.  What a waste of time who needs it.  BASED ON THE LAST TWO NIGHTS.  Anyway great just great.  I feel like I solidly lost .75 Pounds over the last week and a half.  Only problem was the week before that I gained more or less 2.5 pounds.  HEY PROGRESS IS PROGRESS.  Probably.  Progress NOT being progress makes me wonder What Language Is and How Words Work.  Because apparently I've been operating under some incorrect notions.
     Last paragraph!  Delicious!  Take a walk, start oven, take a shower, remove food from oven 15-20 minutes after shower, eat that food!  That's how I do things for lunch and whatnot.  Glad I got these stuffed mushrooms.  At first I got them impulsively to pad out the order, was unhappy about having to eat them, couldn't figure out how to do it... in the end it all worked out maybe not for THE BEST but for THE GENERAL GOOD.  So there's that.  Thursday huh.  Oh I got something to do.  Gotta e-mail Fax # of Physiatrist to Yearly Check Up Man so he can forward her the results of Yearly Check Up.  GREAT.  Better than having to do a phone call.  I don't like those.  Also what else is up.  Gotta assume I'll figure out something to do Real B- Wise over the next few hours before Mets game coverage starts.  Well we don't have to assume that.  We all have agency.  Also even if you WANT to assume that it could easily be wrong so you might choose to not assume that on those grounds too.  Either way entry is over.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-1:51 P.M.

Wednesday, March 23, 2022

Where Do You Think You're Going

    HEY!  Great news.  Took a Klonopin before sleeping with the rest of night time medication and I did not do any MightNight and/or TerribleNight snacking!  As far as I remember!  And there's no evidence of it after the fact, either!  Let's see if I can keep it going before calling it a Game Changer.  But the promise is there for it to be a real Game Changer!  Sweet!  Got CCP last night for dinner TWO PANCAKES instead of 1.5 because they're smaller!  Had 3rd for breakfast!  Pushed back 2 Steak and Egg dinners I have AGAIN for breakfast.  Gotta eat em both the next two days!  Got appetizer of stuffed mushroom to pad out order!  That's new lunch for today!  Only 2 of them with some small side!  HAVING ALL THREE IS TOO MUCH PRESUMABLY.  Dunno what to do with the third one.  I'll figure something out!  Tonight may be PIZZA.  WE ARE ALL CAUGHT UP WAIT NO.  Back is feeling 85% better.  WE ARE ALL CAUGHT UP YES.
     What else is up. Correlation doesn't prove causation re: Klonopin before bed.  SURE MAKES YA THINK ABOUT CAUSATION THOUGH.  Really leaning towards there being some causation in this circumstance.  That's my feeling.  Anyway.  Maybe do Fantasy Baseball Draft this weekend!  It's Wednesday.  It's nowhere near the weekend.  Not really.  PRETTY close to the Weekend.  Literally the furthest day from the weekend.  WRONG.  Monday is.  We're talking FUTURE weekend.  Past weekend is irrelevant.  Already happened.  Wednesday is closer to the weekend than Monday and Tuesday.  Let's get into a debate about it some time.  I ALREADY WON MY POINTS ARE BULLETPROOF.  Sweet!  Anyway.  Had third pancake for breakfast today.  The third one was slightly larger!  Oh well!  Bigger than my Aim Breakfast but worth it for today!  WE ALL CAUGHT UP YET AGAIN.  What else.  Watched a bit of Met game, not most of it!  Seems like that would be the standard unless there's specific reasons the game would be interesting.
     Okay!  Been going back and forth A LOT between Sweet Things I can get from Super Markets for breakfasts.  Right now I'm thinking about trying ENTENMANNS VARIETY DONUTS.  Based on calories they probably won't satisfy me by themselves.  But I can pair them with unindulgant ice creamsandwich to reach calorie allotment which presumably corresponds with reaching fulfillment allotment.  INTERESTING STUFF.  I guess.  Sounds interesting to me!  Not really!  Ya win some ya lose some.  What else is going on and crap.  Down to one Chocolate Caramel Pretzel bar BUT I should be getting more sometime today.  So I could have one as morning snack should I want one presumably without worrying I'm exhausting my supplies completely.  HMM.  I dunno.  What movie did I watch last night.  Halloween II: Rob Zombie version.  It makes sense because I watched Halloween I: Rob Zombie version the day before.  I don't mind these movies!  I heard that Halloween fans HATE them.  I don't hate them!  They're Rob Zombie movies though.  More just a Rob Zombie Movie than a Halloween Movie.  That's MY SCORCHING HOT take.
    Also not a huge fan of Robert Zombie's music, but I like his films!  I realize a lot of people out there might feel the opposite.  My brother for one.  He doesn't strike me as a Rob Zombie fan but that's what he said!  Probably not a FAN FAN.  But might enjoy the odd song.  SURE DID I HAVE "LIVING DEAD GIRL," ON MP3 IN 1999?  WHO DIDN'T.  Get off my back about it!  What else is going on and crap.  The point is I lined up a good Shutter movie to watch but I didn't get around to it.  Maybe tonight!  Fascinating!  What else is up.  Just took Klonopin at exact same time as other night time medication.  Makes sense to me!  WHAT A GREAT POINT.  Anyway.  Comes in pack of 8 donuts.  I feel in fridge they can last 2 weeks.  4 a week.  That's reasonable.  I guess.  HMM I WOULDN'T MIND TRYING ONE RIGHT NOW.  IN THEORY.  Also what else is going on.  Lemme make sure none of these have JAMS or JELLIES in them.  I don't want any of that nonsense.  NOPE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.  What a great paragraph!
     National Food of The Tomorrow is... National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day and National Cocktail Day.  WOW.  I've never had a chocolate covered raisin.  Barely had raisins.  Probably went out of my way to eat raisins 8-10 times in my life.  In those instances FINE.  IN instances where they're part of muffin or something like that FINE.  Otherwise I DON'T CARE.  But the point is chocolate covered?  Sure let's do it.  Bring 'em here!  Cocktail Day.  Wonderful.  I like drinking.  Hook me up with some of that!  Bring 'em here!  Huh.  Not a fan of having to eat these stuffed mushrooms.  Kind of an impulse buy.  But in the end I like them generally and they're healthy and WHY NOT.  Could be worse.  Could be a lot worse!  Dunno what to do with the leftover third.  Possibly eat it with the first two with no sides.  SEEMS LIKE A BIT MUCH.  Coffee time!
    Hey gotta imagine I'm due for some Yukk-Em-Ups.  Or at least some Hey-this-is-somehow-worth-readin'-em-ups.  That's more than enough for me to be happy with myself.  Wait.  Not more than enough.  More or less Just Enough.  Cool!  There's some books I can get that I'd read.  By COMEDIANS or MUSICIANS I like.  That's the genre I had been reading the last time I went through a reading spurt.  Let's get back on track.  Then again NEVER MEET YOUR HEROES.  I'm meeting them in Book Form.  Not sure I want that to happen.  Now I know all about the words they like to use sometimes.  Probably similar to the words we all use but IN WHAT ORDER?  Hmm.  Look last night could be a fluke.  But I dunno!  Last 2 or 3 months I'd estimate, neither conservatively or liberally, about 9 out of 10 nights I eat somethin.  Not last night.  YEAH.  How the worm has turned!  How can you tell if a worm has turned.  Looks the same on all sides.  Guess we'll just have to take the worm's word for it.
    HMM.  No delivery tonight.  Putting off for tomorrow night.  Maybe add bonus stuffed mushroom to leftover steak and eggs, add some frozen freedom fries-- make that two REGULAR meals instead of breakfasts.  That means I have 4 meals for the next 3 meals.  HMM could I make the steak and eggs into 1 full meal and 1 breakfast meal.  PROBABLY.  HEY THAT'S PERFECT.  Next three meals are turkey sandwich, stuffed mushrooms, and some portion of steak, egg, and stuffed mushroom.  HEY PROBABLY JUST LEAVE ALL THE EGG FOR BREAKFAST VERSION OF MEAL.  All the pieces are coming together.  WONDERFUL.  Life is beautiful, etc.  Anyway.  Haven't heard much from Roberto Beninigni lately.  Let's see what he's been up to.  HASN'T DIRECTED A FILM SINCE 2005.  That's 17 yeas.  That's as many films as I'VE directed since 2005.  Hey that's half my life.  I was half the age I was now in 2005.  I dunno about that.  Seems right I guess.  I was a CHILD before 2005 and then I became a MAN.  Was 16 for big majority of 2005 then turned 17.  SOUNDS LIKE BECOMING A MAN TO ME.
    It's about time!  Seventeen years ago!  Also at what age do I become a SUPER Man.  Not in terms of super powers but just in terms of being like a Mature Man but More Mature.  Gotta graduate to Higher Levels Of Maturity at some point one would imagine.  Maybe not!  That'd be interesting.  If I never become more mature.  Gotta wonder if that'd pay off in the long run, though.  What else.  Eighth paragraph!  Wonderful.  DID YOU KNOW ROBERTO BENINIGN WAS NEVER EVEN REALLY IN THE HOLOCAUST?!?!  OH NO.  IT'S A SCAM.  What else is going on.  Let's try to cancel Roberto Beninigni.  Not sure why or how.  Just seems like a good use of our collective time.  Huh.  How about that.  What else is up.  What do I got in store for the rest of the day.  No Metropolitans Game.  Gotta imagine there's some films I can watch.  I'm a fan of Films!  Oh right I got at least one or two Shutter Films I got my eye on.  YEAH.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Sweet.  Next snack presumably after next walk will be unindulgant but also worthless granola bar.  Nice small granola bar that tastes good, doesn't last so long, isn't too many calories, but doesn't really offer much in terms of FIBER or PROTEIN or anything.  We're talkin THAT'S QUAKER OATS FOR YA.  I didn't know Oats could have religions.  I guess I was an idiot all this time.  What else.  Do I get my wheat or grain from Ukraine or Russia?  I know a lot of people do across the world.  Hmm.  At the very least that means Ukraine or Russia won't go hungry.  Got all this wheat or grain that's going nowhere!  They can load up on all the wheat or grain they want guilt free.  Either they binge on wheat and/or grain or it's wasted, that's an easy decision to make!  Gotta look at the bright side of things.  Not really.  Look at whatever side of things you want.  It's your life!
     Last paragraph of the act.  Okay!  2 hot cups of coffee today with about a 33% chance of a cold cup as well.  YEAH.  Anyway what else is up.  Lunch'd probably be steak, stuffed mushroom, and freedom fries?  Sounds okay.  Sounds pretty okay!  Other than ice cream, any good side to pad out Donut Breakfast if necessary?  HMM.  Maybe if I get some COOKIES or something.  Like a COOKIE or Two.  I DUNNO SEEMS REDUNDANT.  ICE CREAM IS A DIFFERENT GENRE OF SWEET I LIKE THAT.  Amazing.  AMAZING!  What about 1.5 Donuts.  TOO BIG. If it was a one off thing SURE but too big to be a REGULAR thing.  That's life.  Life is beautiful.  Well it's a lot more beautiful than Holocaust.  If life in the Holocaust Concentration Camps is beautiful then my life is OFF THE CHARTS SUPER AMAZING BEST LIFE EVER.  Sounds about right.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit! 

Everybody Is An Idiot

    CHANGED MY MIND again.  Swapped out the donuts for breakfast sized black and white cookie and 2 different brownies.  SLIGHTLY LARGER than breakfast sized but I'll manage!  Briefly considered eggo as current snack!  Decided against it!  Gonna have coffee #2 with next act!  Might have a small snack before lunch in 2.5-3 hours.  GO FIGURE.  If there's no more MightNight Snacks that makes my day calorie counting and allotting much easier.  OR HARDER.  More room for more snacks.  That's never been good for me!  Oh well gotta imagine this time around I'll be fine.  I was having my most trouble when I had dropped walks down to 5.  I feel if I'm walking all the time-- even more than my peak before I briefly reached ideal weight-- that'll help me from overindulging in the snacks.  TOO BUSY WALKING.  Stuff like that sure what else.  Steak and Stuffed Mushroom for lunch.  Turkey sandwich for dinner.  Stuffed mushroom for lunch tomorrow.  PIZZA FOR TOMORROW NIGHT??!????
     Wonderful.  Got sprite going on.  Wonderful.  I don't know how I managed to make such a huge mess-em-up, but I finished my weekly Orange Soda Supply last night.  With a full 2 days PLUS to go until I re-up.  Oh well.  I'll survive.  Maybe I'll THRIVE.  Maybe Orange Soda is what's been holding me back.  I don't know how or why but at this point we can't count out anything.  SOMETHING or SomeTHINGS have been holding me back and it could be anything!  What else is going on and crap.  If I'm not MightNight Snacking that makes ordering Regular Indulgent NonHealthy Cookies more reasonable.  Much higher likelihood I eat them sporadically and responsibly.  HMM.  Maybe give it a few days before I commit to something like that.  A few days HARDCORE.  Sure.  The point is I did not put CCP in the oven last night.  Had a bite or two fresh from delivery.  FINE texture.  Wanted it hotter.  Put it in microwave for like a minute and a half OVERALL.  FIRST like a minute.  Then like forty five seconds.  IN THE END it was the same as when it first got here but hotter.  Hmm I'm rounding a minute and forty five seconds to a minute and a half.  Seems kind of irresponsible.  Oh well that's life.
     Sure!  Anyway!  Still haven't tried Urination Medication.  Dad successfully lobbied me to wait till I see urologist.  Wonderful.  Have still been having ISSUES with it but it hasn't been so extreme that every other walk I'm on the verge of pissing myself the last 6 minutes of the walk.  So there's that.  Great.  I feel ball has been retracting A BIT here and there.  Not too seriously.  But still definitely more retraction than your average ball.  What else is going on.  MAYBE try some Fresh From Super Market They Make It Assorted Macaroons.  I'd give them a shot.  Also seems like the kind of thing my parents would help me finish.  If that was a Sure Thing I'd get them NO QUESTIONS ASKED.  Maybe I should ASK MY PARENTS THE QUESTION of whether they'd be on board with trying some of those with me.  YEAH.  What else is up.  They got chocolate covered matzoh!  I kind of want to try that but on the other hand why would I bother wanting to try that.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Sure.  Anyway.  Solid B- day ahead of me.  Boy oh boy.  Can't wait to figure out how that will manifest itself.  My guess is SOMEHOW.  The point is I dunno.  I think we can cancel Benigni for working with Allen.  Hollywood will essentially become Six Degrees Of Cancellation once QNON nuts take over completely.  HEY GREAT NOW'S THE TIME FOR US NEWBIES TO SHINE.  Gotta replace the entire class of hollywood with SOME people.  THIS IS GREAT NEWS FOR SOME OF US NOT SO GREAT FOR A LOT OF US.  The point is we can cancel people without QANON.  Just DIFFERENT PEOPLE for DIFFERENT REASONS.  I dunno.  I'm not 100% sure Canceling Someone is a thing.  You're Cancelled.  I can see how a show on TV can be cancelled.  They no longer produce and/or air the show.  THAT makes a lot of sense linguistically.  BUT THAT'S WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.  Hey I get to write one more paragraph and then take a walk.
     What else is going on and crap.  IF ONLY I HAD A BETTER IDEA OF HOW BIG THESE MACAROONS ARE.  If they're on the big side of what they might be I'M ON BOARD.  If they're on the small side of what they might be NAH I'LL WAIT TO GET SOMETHING ELSE INSTEAD.  That's life I guess.  Never know how big macaroons are.  Oh well.  What else is crap.  Will I have another snack before lunch?  Anything is possible!  Still 2.5 hours away.  Also with no MightNight Snacks I got lots of discretion.  COULD THIS LEAD ME DOWN A BAD AND SCARY PATH re: TOO MUCH DISCRETIONARY SNACKS?  YES VERY EASILY.  Gonna have to keep an eye on that.  What good does that do.  I can translate the input I'm receiving from my eye ball into my Brain and use ThoughtPower to determine my next course of action.  WHAT MIGHT THAT COURSE OF ACTION BE.  Most likely Continuing To Keep An Eye On It Some More.  Great.  I'll be back in a little bit.

That Settles That

    HEY!  Maybe it's time to say something new for a change.  Well sure IN THEORY it is.  Having my last Chocolate Caramel Pretzel bar.  Will presumably re-up with TWO boxes later today.  Also I'm hitting allotted calorie marks exactly!  That's cause for celebration.  Don't bank calories for later.  That defeats the purpose of having a maintenance diet.  The point is that was delicious, this act will be a solid C-, then I take a walk, start oven in lunch, take shower in room, and let the chips fall where they may.  What chips.  Nothing out of the ordinary will happen.  Exactly what I said except switch the words, "Oven," and, "Lunch."  And everything after what I just said will be more or less the same thing as recent months.  So I got that going for me is the point.  What else is up.  Coffee #2 going!  GREAT.  Got my parents on board EACH with giving macaroons a shot.  INTO THE ORDER THEY GO.  EXCITING.
    GREAT.  Turkey sandwich for dinner?  Not fur lunch?  IF YOU SAY SO.  I can imagine a nice CARVED THICK SLICE turkey sandwich for dinner.  Sounds fun.  But this is a thin sliced deli meat Super Market-esque (not even -eqsue!) turkey sandwich.  GREAT but lets face it THIS IS FOR LUNCHES.  NOT TODAY IT'S NOT.  Wow I get to pick a side.  Open up that BBQ Pop Chip bag.  That sounds like a plan and a half.  Also the chips inside the bag are BBQ flavored.  Not the bag itself.  That would send the wrong message.  That people should eat the bag.  They shouldn't!  Not only is it no nutrition but I would imagine it'd cause you some digestive problems and/or other problems.  Also if anyone sees you do it they will think less of you.  You heard it here first.  Don't eat bags.  I dunno maybe some company makes Promotional Bags out of chocolate or something.  You can eat those bags.  That's a thing in some countries, where they make the TRAY and/or UTENSILS out of food so there's no Waste Not Want Not.  WHY NOT APPLY THAT TECHNOLOGY TO BAGS.
    I dunno.  Great.  I assume these chocolate bags are actually used as bags and hold food inside them (presumably chocolate OR things associated with chocolate).  If a bag isn't serving it's purpose as a bag is it really a bag?  Gonna have to look into that one.  Maybe later.  I'm under a small amount of a time crunch cause I wanna get a walk in before my Dad takes his walk so I don't wanna delay his walk by taking my walk too late.  Shouldn't be a problem at all based on where I'm at already In Act III.  YEAH.  Anyway INTERESTING to eat CCP not Ovened.  I liked it!  Some bites weren't that great but then there were some bites where I was like Hey This is EVEN BETTER than if it were crispier.  So basically I learned a lot and will write a report on it and present it to someone.  Anyone.  Whoever shows interest in reading this report, I'm on board with sharing it with them.  Presumably.  Gotta write it first.  Whose gonna stop me.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Cool!  Been about a week and a half since last binge.  Well, not even about.  It's been EXACTLY a week and a half.  Which COULD mean 9-12 days!  I don't know how many days exactly but I DO know I'm pretty sure it's 9-12.  GO FIGURE YOU IDIOTS.  Anyway good for me.  I did have small mini binge of Oatmeal Raisin Fiber Cookie and then 3 Pop Tarts one morning.  BUT I WORKED IT OFF OVER THE COURSE OF THE DAY YOU IDIOTS.  The point is I FORGET EXACTLY BUT THERE PRESUMABLY IS AT LEAST ONE OR TWO.  Cool!  Been a while since I got a snack that I was so on board with it usurped other snacks and it was pretty much the main snack I wanted to eat over and over.  FUN.  I got a dozen different snacks (3-6 different snacks with several flavors each) and each one had its moment in the sun like this.  Then they just faded away.  Oh well that's part of life.  I guess so.  I didn't know that ahead of time before this paragraph.  But now that I think about it YEP that's definitely part of life!
     Last paragraph.  I think I did wake up in the middle of the night a couple of times, but either didn't have the urge to eat, had the slight urge to eat but didn't, or had the slight but significant slight urge to eat but didn't.  Either way pretty sure I Ate Nothing!  YOU IDIOTS.  Anyway great SO CLOSE to the rest of the B- day.  I can almost taste it.  Not LITERALLY.  Also Not FIGURATIVELY.  Pretty much Not In ANY Sense.  But I said it anyway so go figure.  What else is going on and crap.  At this rate I'm gonna have lunch at 2:00 PM!  I was estimating it'd be more in the 2:15 PM range considering how transposed my schedule is over the course of the day so far.  NOPE.  2 PM?  Maybe put it off for 2:15 PM anyway.  I GOT USED To that idea this morning and that's what my body wants now.  GO FIGURE.  Hey another entry in the books.  Life Is Passable.  See ya later.

-12:39 P.M.

Tuesday, March 22, 2022

Let Me Just Say Something

    HEY!  Got Zoom appointment with pshyciatrist in a little bit more than hour.  Most likely will not be done with Act I by then!  Could be close to 10 paragraphs but not a full 10 paragraphs!  Gonna have to restart when appointment is over.  Wodnerful.  Thought I did good limiting TerribleNight Snacks last night until this morning I was confronted with the fact that I had several ice cream bar sticks on my night table.  And there was an empty box in the downstairs garbage that I couldn't have finished with what I thought I had.  So there's that!  IF ONLY I KNEW EXACTLY HOW MUCH I ATE.  I COULD KEEP TRACK OF CALORIES BETTER.  Oh well that's life I guess.  No it isn't.  Doesn't have to be.  OH YEAH BRAINIAC?  What else do you want my life to be?  I dunno that's not my problem.  INTERESTING COUNTERPOINT.  Anyway got All The Laundry Done!  Plus my Mom ordered me new long sleeve shirt and fitting underwear.  I'm tired of having to hold my underwear up so it doesn't fall down when I'm not wearing pants!
     YEAH.  I lost weight there and never gained it back there!  Good for me.  What's there.  I dunno THIGHS HOT SHOT?  Anyway.  Watched another Late Night Horror Movie Tradition last night.  The Stepfather.  From Shutter: The Screaming Service!  It was pretty good.  I didn't have a porblem watching it.  NO PORBLEM AT ALL.  TV METS GAME AT 6:10 PM TODAY.  I could make that my Nighttime Entertainment OR bank it for tomorrow afternoon.  Probably Bank It, right?  That's my first instinct.  JUST KIDDING IT'S MY SECOND INSTINCT.  First instinct was to watch it tonight!  I GOT YOU GOOD YOU IDIOT.  Anyway.  Back is still in a bit of pain but its getting better.  I guess practice makes perect.  What practice.  What perect.  You know My Back Getting Better.  Hmm.  Probably gonna have Wide Alfredo Dish for lunch.  Either that or Turkey Sandwich.  Pretty much the only 2 Fresh Meals I gotta have this week that I got in the house.  WHAT A PARAGRAPH.  You IDIOT.  Planning on pizza for tonight.  I'd rather have diner!  But it just FEELS like the odd time we get Italian Food for some reason.
     OKAY GREAT.  AT THIS RATE I CAN FINISH THE ACT BEFORE ZOOM.  All I have to do is Not Try At All Even Less Somehow Than Usual.  Dunno how I can pull off an EVEN LESS.  But I think I can!  I think if I lobby for diner no one's gonna shoot me down.  And I get CCP.  Chocolate Clip Pancakes for the Dummies out there.  Skip the Box of cookies this week.  Have half of CCPs for dinner for each Fresh Meal I just described for lunch.  WHAT A HALVE A PARAGRAPH.  Look the point is National Food Of The Tomorrow Is... NOTHING!!!  A rare day that's bank.  Hmm.  Maybe it's UP TO ME to come up with a National Food for tomorrow.  We got CCP yet.  Chocolate Chip Pancake Day?  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE NOT SEEING ANYTHING.  March 23rd is Chocolate Chip Pancake Day.  GO OUT AND SPREAD THE WORD.  Also in the blurb about it say Also Michael Likes Putting It In Oven So It Get Kinda Crispy YA HEARD.  That's THE BLURB.  WELL JUST PART OF IT.  The rest of it is your standard filler about why CCPs are great.
     Anyway.  Supreme Court Hearings are going on.  I'm rooting for the candidate Ms. Jackson.  I AM FOR REAL.  She's a MRS YOU IDIOT.  Fair enough!  At some point she was a Ms. Jackson.  WAIT.  UNLESS THAT'S HER ADOPTED NAME FROM HUSBAND.  BETTER LTURQ.  FUCK SHE WAS ORIGINALLY JUST KETANJI BROWN.  Never a Ms Jackson.  If she gets divorced she could be!  I feel like probably less than half the time but SOME of the time if a woman gets married, takes hubsand name, get divorce, THEY CAN KEEP THAT NAME.  So maybe that's in the cards for her, maybe not, I dunno!  The point is I dunno.  Gotta be a lotta work to be on Supreme Court.  PERSONALLY I'd want an easier job.  What's a good easy job.  That they pay you for.  And you barely have to do anything.  Also somehow can I get this job somehow.  IS THAT IN THE CARDS?  I dunno.  Coffee after next paragraph!  Again, at this rate, MAY FINISH ACT BEFORE APPOINTMENT.  WOW WHAT A RATE!
     Cool.  Think I will cut my hair sometime over the next few weeks.  Which really means cajoling my Dad into cutting my hair for me.  Amazong!  For a solid 6-10 weeks I was responsibly shaving every week.  Let's get back into that groove.  Gotta shave sometime this Work Week.  Forget the exact day I last shove.  What else is going on and crap.  I saw Clarence Thomas was sick!  I was taking a walk and I got home and my Dad was like did you hear the Breaking News and I was like is it good or bad and he hesitated and was like I don't know and then he told me and I was like well look you can say it that's good news.  We're among friends here.  Anyway.  OH NO you can cancel me for wanting terrible supreme court justice who does this country so much harm to be replaced by better supreme court justice BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY.  WAIT NO.  NO ASSASSINATIONS.  I am AGAINST THAT.  If he dies naturally I won't feel bad, though!  DON'T KILL HIM.  THAT'S REAL BAD.  SO BAD IT'S NOT EVEN WHERE I DRAW THE LINE.  I DRAW THE LINE SEVERAL STEPS BEFORE THAT.  Coffee time. 
     Yeah!  What else is going on.  Probably can find another good movie on SHUTTER to watch tonight.  There's plenty I can watch!  I prefer the old ones to the new ones though.  Hook me up with a horrific movie from the 80's before one from the 2018's!  THEN AGAIN A LOT OF NEWER MOVIES ARE PRETTY GOOD.  Still though.  STILL THOUGH!  Re-upped with Fiber Chocolate Caramel Pretzel Bar already because I like em a lot I wanna keep eatin' em over other snacks!  So I got that going for me.  Delicious AND Nutritious presumably.  It's in BAR form.  Sounds okay to me.  Jeez.  Look if Clarence Thomas was just Clarence Thomas and held no power that would go away if he died... I'd be 100% NEUTRAL on his death.  Wouldn't feel good!  Wouldn't feel so bad, either!  He was a bad guy who I think sexually did wrong things must likely??? But altruistically the world would be better if he lost his power and that power was given to someone who would use it FOR GOOD instead of FOR EVIL.  Hmm.
     Anyway.  He's getting better.  Good for him.  I'm sure Republicans would feel the same way about Democatic Judges.  They'd probably be more comfortable saying it out loud, too!  Good for them!  They're on the WRONG side of things but that reaction I can understand apparently!  OK TIME TO MOVE ON FROM JUDGE DEATH.  Judge Death sounds like something.  I dunno what.  A WRESTLER off the top of my head is the WRONG thing to have off the top of my head but IT WAS NONETHELESS.  Seventh paragraph is the point.  At this rate YES I WILL FINISH ACT BEFORE ZOOM.  You idiots.  Then I take a walk and continue on day thusly.  Anyway.  Already told my Dad I prefer Diner for tonight.  BOOM.  DONE!  It's more or less settled law now.  Anyway.  The point is there's 2 or 3 dozen Chocolate Themed National Days.  But no PANCAKE version.  YOU IDIOTS.  Also what else is going on and crap.  Probably should start a new pair of pants.  Good deal.
     Yeah!  Dangit.  Not only is it bad that I had more TerribleNight Snacks because I ate more but it's a bad precedent that I'm eating them without realizing it!  NO GOOD DEAL THERE.  What else is up.  What to do with my Afternoon.  Off the top of my head put something on the Televusion Set and look at that for a while.  So there's that.  Got half an hour to write 3 paragraphs.  Most likely that's accomplishable as long as there's no wall to hit.  I'll hit a wall.  I'll hit a hole in a wall!  If I really felt like it.  I don't feel like it right now.  Anyway how do people in movies and real life kick down doors.  I couldn't kick down a door if my life depended on it.  Well I'm a lot smaller than people in movies and real life.  Less STRENGTH.  Yeah but I feel like I wouldn't be able to kick down doors anyway.  I don't BUY that its that easy for ANYONE.  Then again what else is going on and crap.  I'll use a credit card to jimmy a door open because the lock is cheap.  In my house, except for bathroom, you got a bedroom door locked?  Jimmy it open with a credit card.  No Spoilers.
     Penultimate paragraph!  So I got that going for me.  How's weight going.  I dunno!  I checked my weight again today but it means nothing anymore.  If it meant something and was accurate great very happy with what it said.  But it means nothing and is inaccurate.  I don't think it could even be accurate by chance!  I think it's 100% gonna be inaccurate.  Not even accurate by happenstance is my feeling.  HAPPENSTANCE?  WHAT A FUN WORD.  Huh.  Whose gonna be ON THE MOUND tonight for Them Mets.  Let's see if that information is out there on The Dark Web.  HOLY CRAP The LIGHT Web even says its Jacob DeGrom.  He's the most exciting pitcher to watch IN THE WORLD arguably.  And I CAN WATCH HIM TONIGHT and/or Tomorrow If I Bank It.  WOW.  Hope he doesn't get injured.  I feel like if he doesn't injure himself that's a pretty low bar to reach BUT it's a good place to start.  Anyway so there's that.  Good shot I just watch it tonight!  At this point it's BEST SHOT.  Or maybe watch some tonight and some tomorrow.  Lots of good shots re: This Subject.
     Last paragraph!  Made it in before Zoom Appointment.  And you all doubted me.  Probably.  I have no evidence you doubted me.  In fact at this point you haven't had the chance to doubt me.  I'm still writing this and not posting it to internet.  Unless you're Russian Hackers who decided that reading this before its posted to internet is the best use of their time.  In which case HAVE YOU ALL DOUBTED ME?  I DUNNO!  MAYBE!  EITHER WAY HEY HOW YA DOIN'.  What else is going on and crap.  Made enough hot coffee for 3 cups today.  May or may not have the 3 cups.  But the point is today I'm going into it thinking I MIGHT have the three cups.  FASCINATING.  Feel like I'd like to ask some Mets hey you ever have any problem with Retracting Ball from different exercises you do?  My guess is YES THEY GET RETRACTED BALL SYNDROME ALL THE TIME.  Nothing to be ashamed of!  Part of life.  What else is going on and crap.  That's it for now!  Be back soon!

I Knew You'd Understand

    Hey!  Got another caramel chocolate pretzel bar going Delicious Nutritious Serendpidious.  Doctor had the bright idea I try taking a klonopoin before I go to bed so I'm in a deeper sleep so I don't get up to eat.  Probably won't work but definitely worth a try!  So I got that going for me.  If this stops happening that would be a real Life Game Changer let's face it.  What else is going on and crap.  She also suggested giving me some drug for diabetics that helps them lose weight or something.  That the drug absorbs the calories so you don't!  I looked it up online, forgetting the name of the drug, and saw nothing about it.  There are diabetic drugs that make you lose weight but not the way she described.  Also none of the drugs I see sound like the one she was talking about.  POSSIBLE she made it up off the top of her head.  Also POSSIBLE my parents and other doctors would be AGAINST me taking this drug.  They think I should gain weight!  FUCK THEM I'LL TAKE DRUGS I WANT PLUS THEY'RE EVEN PRESDCRIBED BY 20% OF MY MAIN DOCTORS, THIS ONE LADY.
    Sure.  But first we see if Klonopin Before Bed works.  I dunno!  Solid 25-35% chance it works I think.  Maybe that's too high.  But it's possible.  What ELSE is going on.  I think I might have hurt back by sleeping on it over and over.  Not shifting weight while doing push ups.  When I lean over on that side of back as I'm Wont To Do when going to bed that hits the pain places specifically.  GREAT I GOTTA LEAN ON THE OTHER SIDE OF MY BACK NOW LIKE AN ANIMAL.  Hmm.  Most of the time going to bed I ALTERNATE between both sides as well as just on center of back.  Very little upside down.  That's not how I do things!  Maybe it will be when I take klonopin!  Make me wanna sleep on my belly.  We don't KNOW as of now.  Anyway what else is going on.  Crap and crap.  Coffee #2 with Act III!  Coffee #3 POSSIBLY in the cards for later, who knows!  WOW IT'S IN THE CARDS.  NOT SURE WHAT THAT MEANS.  Sure I am.  YEAH BUT THEN AGAIN SHUT UP.
    What else is going on.  Gotta figure SOMETHING.  Looking forward to lunch.  Not so far away all things considered.  Gonna be a good one.  This is usually the most indulgent fresh lunch I get from Super Market.  75% of the time.  Sometimes it's a relatively smaller portion for some reason.  Those times-- less indulgent!  Go figure!  I took a glance and from what I can tell looking at it through plastic wrapping cold LOOKS like a full dish.  NO GOOD.  I LIKE IT WHEN ITS LESS.  I could always just eat 80% of it.  THAT'S NOT THE WAY I DO THINGS.  That's like saying I should have FIVE of SIX Fiber one Chocolate Chunk Cookies in the box as a dinner.  What the hell are you talking about.  I might as well eat NOTHING.  I might as well be eating LESS than nothing.  I could figure out how to do that somehow.  Chew some food then spit it up into a baby bird?  NOPE NOT LESS THAN NOTHING.  NOT EVEN NOTHING.  Gotta imagine I'm absorbing some calories through chewing and saliva and parts of it get absorbed.  I FEEL BAD FOR MOTHER BIRDS NOW.  GETTING FAT BASED JUST BASED ON FEEDING THEIR KIDS AL THE TIME.  EVEN AFTER PREGNANCY.
     Doesn't seem fair is the point.  What else is going on.  Most likely try CCP fresh from diner and be like eh this is OKAY but I think I'll put it in oven HALFWAY.  If I start from scratch and want it to my liking I might leave it in 30-40 minutes.  THIS TIME maybe something like 15-20 minutes.  I GOT PLANS IS THE POINT.  PANCAKE PLANS.  The best laid plans and all that.  Go well!  That's why you lay plans to the best of your ability.  So they go well.  Seems reasonable.  Anyway.  Been doing relatively okay with diet!  Take out the TerribleNight Snacking and the last week or so has gone quite well settling in.  Not hungry all the time.  A lot of the time!  But not ALL the time.  LET'S JINX IT.  SOUNDS LIKE FUN.  Then we can unjinx it in Oh I Don't Know Three Months.  BUT WHAT A THREE MONTHS IT WILL BE!
     Another walk after this paragraph.  So I got that going for me.  I forget if regular televised Spring Training Game had regular camera angles.  I feel like it did.  But I can't quite remember for certain.  Oh well that's life.  Not being able to remember things from 2 days ago for certain.  LOOK GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT &/V WHATNOT.  Cool!  Anyway.  Whatta do with Afternoon.  I feel comfortable predicting it will be another B- Afternoon.  Just don't know HOW I achieve that level of quality exactly.  OH.  I think I saw a couple of HELLRAISERS available somewhere.  I think 3 or so that I haven't seen lately.  Of which 1 I don't think I've ever seen.  I'd watch those, sure!  MAYBE THAT'S FOR NIGHTTIME TRADITION.  Maybe lots of things, I dunno, get off my back about it!  What else.  I can watch it in the afternoon AND as part of Nighttime Tradition.  Ever think of that one BRAINAIC?  NO YOU GAVE ME NO TIME TO THINK ABOUT IT YOU SAID IT SO SUDDENLY.  Hey Great I'll Be Back IN A BIT.

That's Not The Point

    Anyway.  A real Dumb Entry even by my standards.  I don't think I did one worthwhile string of sentences at all!  But the good news is I GET TO LIVE THE REST OF THE B- DAY ANYWAY!!!  WHAT A SCAM I PULLED.  I offer NOTHING to the world yet I continue living B- Days CONSTANTLY.  Wow!  Anyway gonna pour coffee after this paragraph.  Got spirte going on already.  Then when I'm done, take a shower, take a walk, eat some lunch!  Wonderful.  Didn't have Steak & Egg this morning.  Will have the 2 Breakfast Meals I have of it probably WEDNESDAY and FRIDAY.  Let's do alternating days for some reason.  Get some VARIETY in there.  Today I had a POP TART AND AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH.  What VARIETY.  Sure I ran out of Ice Cream Sandwiches which surprised me because I thought there was one more but now I realize I ate it without knowing so I had A WOSE ice cream sandwich but STILL FINE BREAKFAST WENT WELL SOME NICE SWEETS I'M NOT COMPLAINING.
    Sure.  What else.  Coffee!  Amazing!  Al Fredo Dish is kind of boarding on sweet.  A Creamish Sauce as Al Fredo is is certainly closer to sweet than... the opposite of.... sweet.  SALTY?  SAVORY?  BITTER?  Not sure what the exact opposite of sweet is.  Either way Cream Based Sauce is on the sweet spectrum I feel.  YEAH.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe go one step further.  Take Klonopin before bed.  Then keep a bottle on nightstand!  I wake up and wanna eat something, think to myself, hey maybe just eat another klonopin!  That might work, too!  I don't think doctor would recommend it but I'm thinking outside the box and that can't be wrong.  Sure it can be.  Box is there for a reason.  Can EASILY be wrong to think outside the box.  Yeah I guess that checks out.  My apologies to The Box.  I didn't mean to imply Box Shouldn't Be There.  Box is good!  I got no problems with Box.
     Three paragraphs to go.  I like flattening boxes.  One of my favorite parts of taking out the garbage.  Ya flatten some boxes, stick them in garbage dumpster bin behind the 2 Circular Can Bins.  It's like a nice little shed you open with two big can bins for bags of garbage.  You put folded up cardboard BETWEEN the circle can bins or BEHIND them.  NOW YOU KNOW ALL MY SECRETS.  Garbage Secrets.  THE MOST IMPORTANT OF THEM ALL.  Gotta make sure you close Small Shed For Garbage Bins completely!  Raccoons'll get in there and eat all your garbage.  And you wanna save that garbage for needy PEOPLE to eat.  Presumably.  I never really thought about that but if Needy People are somehow getting my garbage and eating it Good For Them.  It's 98% inedible but that 2%-- feels good to help some people out in their time of need.  Also this isn't their time of need.  They're CONSTANTLY in need these people.  Something along those lines.  Hey great 2 paragraphs to go.
    Yeah!  What else is going on.  Just watch Hellraiser or 2 today.  Watch Met game in the evening.  EASY.  Don't over think this!  What else is going on and crap.  THEN AGAIN I'm not a fan of the images of the posters for these Hellraisers.  NOT GREAT POSTERS IMO.  What else is going on and crap.  Another idea I had was go with bigger breakfasts.  So if I wake up in middle of the night I might think LOOK JUST HOLD OUT FOR BREAKFAST IT'S GONNA BE FREAKIN AWESOME.  TRUST ME ON THIS I WON'T BE DISAPPOINTED.  So far I haven't tried that explicitly but it's another good idea I feel.  What if I made MightNight Snacks my breakfast.  That makes no sense.  I wake up wanting to eat breakfast, having ate MightNight Snacks hours before means nothing to me.  OH OKAY SORRY.  It's okay You Didn't KNOW.  What else is crap.  I thought I made enough for 3 hot cups of coffee easy but when I just poured my second cup I don't think there's a full cup left in there!  Which is fine!  Was probably gonna skip it anyway!
    Wonderful.  Shower coming up.  I can live with that.  It's the main time of day I come to terms with my body image.  Gotta look down at this nonsense and my belly and be like WELL I CAN LIVE WITH THIS I GUESS.  I'd rather NOT.  By which I don't mean I'd rather NOT LIVE.  I mean I'd rather Live but WITH NOT THIS.  GET IT RIGHT.  Anyway not so bad overall.  What else is crappening.  Looking forward to being done with this for another day.  And being STARTING WITH the rest of the B- day.  All in all where I am right now is pretty good.  RIGHT now.  Not 2 minutes from before.  Or 5 minutes after.  Maybe 90 seconds after now is the best because that's when I write the last sentence and type out the time stamp.  That's gonna be a lot of fun, I can't lie.  Sure I can.  But right now I don't feel like it!  So there's that.  Hey great that's it for today!  I'll be back tomorrow with another great terrible entry!

-12:54 P.M.

Monday, March 21, 2022

What's The Big Idea

    HI!  I hurt my back!  Almost definitely because I was trying to shift my weight to my left side while doing push ups.  Because left arm is less muscle defined than right arm.  Guess I went too far!  Oh well.  Whenever something like this happens I feel respect for athletes who feel like this but 10 times worse all the time but play sports 100% all the time anyway.  Gotta imagine everyone is playing hurt.  Somehow they STRETCH and RUN and WHATNOT anyway!  Great job.  Anyway.  Had some TerribleNight Snacks but at this point that's kind of baked in to the diet.  So there's that!  Got Steak & Eggs!  Didn't have it for breakfast today!  Felt like having a Granola Bar and an Ice Cream Sandwich instead!  It works out though because there was more steak than I wanted and now I realize it's best to have 1 lunch and 2 breakfasts instead of 3 breakfasts.  Lunches are bigger you idiot!  So I got that going for me today.  Might have Impulse Uncontrollable Cookie as upcoming snack.  I GOT ONE BOX FOR SNACK AND ONE BOX FOR DINING.
     So that's where my life is at!  Wonderful!  Watched another new horror movie last night with the lights off and the surround sound on.  HALLOWEEN KILLS.  It's true!  Lots of kills!  Not sure if it was Halloween itself.  You can't blame a holiday for what happens on it.  That doesn't seem fair.  Anyway I GIVE IT A 6.9 OUT OF 10.  So there's that.  Watched the entire Met game more or less yesterday.  Might have fast forwarded through one inning near the end because I got impatient.  And anyway that lasted my entire afternoon.  Cause of walking breaks!  I'm in AWE Of competitive walkers.  They walk all the time hurt!  So do I.  It's easy.  HEY I could be a competitive walker.  Why.  I feel no need to Compete.  Let's all just get along.  Why FIGHT.  Sports are a FIGHT.  GET ALONG WITH EACH OTHER DUMMIES.  What about sports that are for individual achievement.  STILL.  TOO HOSTILE.  You're thinking about beating Other People's individual achievements.  NO GOOD.
     Okay.  Experimented with pumping up the Bass and/or Subwoofer.  Noticed a good slight difference.  BUT the rest of my household apparently noticed a BAD significant distance.  They were annoyed from other places in the house!  So let's nix that.  It's not my intention to annoy people.  It's not my intention NOT to annoy people.  Well my Family maybe.  I like these guys.  I don't wanna annoy them!  The RANDOM person, though?  They could use some annoyance in their life!  Keep em on their toes.  So there's that.  Got ZOOM psychiatrist call tomorrow.  That'll be fun.  I guess.  What else.  Behind what used to be the schedule today.  Now there's no schedule!  Well, there's still a window.  I'm not getting out of bed at 1 PM.  But the point is GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  IT HURTS ALREADY.  Hmm maybe being on my back will HELP.  Do you have a good track record of curing back pain by being on people's backs?  If so GET IN TOUCH WITH ME. My email is Something I FORGET OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.
    Hmm.  My mom is finally doing some laundry RIGHT NOW.  Sweet!   10 or 11 shirts we're talking.  2 or 3 pairs of underwear we're talkin.  One or two pairs of socks we're talkin.  THAT'S IT.  What more do you want.  Jeans?  I got clean jeans.  I should probably change my jeans.  Been wearing this pair for at least a month.  But if I DO change jeans I got clean ones already.  YEAH.  DEAL WITH IT.  Let's make this the Last Paragraph of Nothing.  Not gonna have Bad Cookie as snack.  Let's play it safe!  60% chance I actually have Box Of Cookies to Dine on this week.  Play it safe!  Nice slightly cooler day today.  Not for me!  I wore winter jacket on first walk just to play it safe.  TOO WARM.  Next walk will be slightly cooler day today though.  Dress accordingly!  Hmm.  Should I WRAP UP Crap Paragraphs with National Food Of The Tomorrow or Start Next One.  WRAP IT UP.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... BAVARIAN CREPES DAY.  I hate Bavarian Creeps.  So much creepier than... their bordering country... lemme LTURQ... oh it's a state in Germany.  One of the main states!  They got Berlin!  The point is they're creepes.  ALso what's a Bavarian Crepe.  LOOKS GOOD TO ME.  Yeah but what is it.  FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO NEVER FIND OUT.
     Yeah!  I like watching New High Production Value Horror Movies at night with the lights off and the surround sound on.  OH WELL.  No more of that for the foreseeable future.  Can watch some OLD Horror movies.  With LESSER production values.  WHY BOTHER.  Might be entertaining.  OH THAT'S A GOOD REASON TO BOTHER!  Hmm.  I'm gonna get A LOT of hours of entertainment out of Met games.  Jeez.  162 regular season games.  And with walks they take up ENTIRE AFTERNOON BLOC.  Gotta imagine I'll get bored of that pretty quickly but if I don't WOW!  Anyway coffee after this paragraph.  Probably only 2 cups today but MAYBE THREE!  Only made enough hot coffee for 2.  So the third would be cold.  Or new batch.  Or SHUT UP LEAVE ME ALONE.  Gonna add POTATO SIDE to lunch Steak and eggs while I don't for Breakfast.  We're talking SEVERAL FROZEN FREEDOM FRIES.  It's about time.  I wanted to celebrate Freedom through sticking it to France for a few hours now.  Hey Coffee Time!
    HEY they gave me 1 extra small scallop with Seafood Parade.  I guess they decided to honor their favorite customer the only way they know how-- with a scallop!  Sure.  Great stuff.  Wonderful.  Gotta imagine my family is one of their top customers.  Tied at the top.  We get them easily 3 or 4 times a week.  Not sure if they have a separate grouping between TOP customers and FAVORITE customers.  I'm sure they like other customers a lot more even though they don't get as much money from them.  So many other reasons to have Favorites besides how much business you get from them.  HEY MY DAD IS NICE ON PHONE TO THEM.  REAL AGREEABLE AND UPBEAT AND CONVERSATIONAL.  Maybe They HATE that.  What do I know.  Not a lot.  I don't even know if I'm gonna dine on a box of cookies this week!  I WANT to.  But will I?  60%!  I LIKE those odds.  I was worried it had dropped down to under 50%.  NOPE STILL 60%!  THIS IS THE BEST NEWS SINCE WHATEVER THE LAST BEST NEWS WAS.  Cool!
    Hey what else is crappening.  Mets springing training game today but untelevised.  I wish them the best of luck I GUESS.  Not sure why I can't watch it.  Just put cameras on it and sit back and let the cameras and microphones do the work.  Microphone the field.  If you don't wanna do commentators FINE I'LL LIVE WITHOUT IT.  HOW HARD CAN THIS BE.  Anyway.  Not sure I'd watch that.  Hmm.  Seventh paragraph!  My parents shame me for having holes in my socks.  Do I take it personally?  No!  Am I offended?  Kind of.  Do they have a point?  Sure!  Am I gonna stop wearing holy socks?  Probably at some point!  Amazing stuff.  Good news is all my socks are exactly the same.  So if one sock of a pair is no good but the other one is... that means nothing.  There ARE NO PAIRS.  They'res just a lot of socks that I can wear two of at a time.  Hmm.  Gonna try some Super Market CLASSIC GLAZED DONUTS.  Those'd be for breakfast.  WITH A BONUS SWEET SIDE.  That's how big breakfasts are and/or how low calorie these donuts are SHOULD THEY BE TELLING THE TRUTH.  COOL.
     It's about time!  I got donuts as part of my last binge.  Went into Dunkin Donuts and got a great classic Chocolate Frosted.  Then went into drug store and they had Krispy Kreme donuts strategically places so I got a box of three of those.  One had jelly in it!  Only had half of that one!  Either way DONUTS WONDERFUL LET'S SEE HOW THAT GOES IN MY LIFE.  Okay.  UPCOMING SNACK CAN BE DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE CARAMEL PRETZEL BAR.  WOW MY LIFE IS GREAT.  Presumably.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Anyway one or two days away from a week with current diet more or less.  Today I switched up calorie allotments slightly but overall it's the same and exercise routine is the same.  Anyway, so far, ON TRACK!  More or less at ZERO in terms of how many calories I'm above or below for the last 5 days combined in terms of what I'm aiming for overall.  GREAT.  AT THIS RATE I WILL CONTINUE BEING ON TRACK.  I like being on track.  ON THE TRAIN ON THE TRACK.  If I'm on track and not on a train that does NOT sound safe.  Then again not safe even being on train.  What if the other train is a bigger train.  Suddenly your train doesn't seem so safe.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Sweet.  Gettin BEEF LASAGNA MEAL from Super Market for first time in a couple of months.  Gotta imagine it's higher in calories than most meals even though it's a reasonable portion.  OH WELL LET'S GO FOR IT.  You know that sort of thing.  What else is you know that sort of thing.  Coming up on another walk.  Dress cooler.  Hmm what's a cool way to dress.  T-shirt that advertises a band I like off the top of my head.  Probably wear pants.  Kinda CONFORMIST to wear pants but at the same time not wearing pants is kinda lame.  Best to just wear pants.  Anyway.  Urologist is next week!  Wonder how that'll go.  Haven't noticed my ball retracting the last week or two.  I feel like I'm gonna let him down by saying it hasn't happened recently.  He'll feel unneeded and unwanted.  HEY IT MIGHT HAPPEN AGAIN DON'T WORRY.  LET'S STILL FIGURE THIS ONE OUT OKAY.  THAT SORT OF THING.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Amazing!  What do I got in store for Today Afternoon.  Tales From That Crypt is always a top contender.  Maybe one of the to Tales From That Crypt FILMS if they're available somewhere which they probably are.  Haven't re-watched THOSE as much as the TV Show.  Why did I capitalize, "THOSE."  I dunno.  Why do I do anything?  Cause I'm an idiot!  What else.  Gotta imagine at some point TerribleNight Snacks will just disappear as quickly and mysteriously as they appeared.  That's what I'm banking on.  I hope soon!  I get nothing out of them!  Maybe I enjoy them vaguely but not really cause I'm half asleep!  Also WHAT ELSE IS UP.  Still wearing an unlaundered shirt TODAY.  But that's okay.  While I wear it it gets clean through the natural process of osmosis.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Either way Hey I'll be back in a little bit.

Have You Heard About This

    HEY!  What's going on and crap.  Decided to have delicious Chocolate Caramel Pretzel 70 Calorie Bar for Snack.  COMMENCING RIGHT NOW!  HEY it's as great as last time.  More or less.  Loses some points from the element of surprise BUT gains some points because I was looking forward to it and it's not disappointing.  So that's great and whatnot and what else is going on.  Gotta imagine it's relatively more healthy than less healthy things.  YEP THAT CHECKS OUT 100%.  WAIT NO NOT 100%.  It's MORE than relatively more healthy than SOME less healthy things.  THAT CHECKS OUT TOO.  Amazing.  The good news is I have no idea what my weight is because scale is useless now.  Gonna have to just wing it thinking in context about where I might be.  And aim to lose half a pound a week either until I'm SOMEHOW 80+% comfortable with how I look/feel, OR just keep going until Official Weigh In with Endocrinologist in five weeks.  SO THAT'S ME.
     Wonderful.  Doing push ups is progressively slightly less and less painful.  Also I'm not putting as much weight on left side as I was for a day or two.  Go figure!  What else is going on and crap.  Another 8 walk day.  Did a few days of 9 walks but at this point I'm settling into 8 walks until Diet is over.  YEAH.  That's the bulk of the diet!  Those two walks!  GREAT.  GOTTA IMAGINE THAT'S LIKE 175 CALORIES.  OTHER 75 CALORIES IS FROM DOING MORE SIT UP PUSH UP FOR MY RIGHTS THAN I WILL BE DOING ULTIMATELY.  THERE YA GO.  HALF A POUND A WEEK.  WONDERFUL!  Sweet.  FUCK THEM DONUTS I DON'T NEED BREAKFAST DONUTS.  I'm happy with my sweet breakfasts.  Generally a Good Ice Cream Sandwich paired with a granola bar or NOW a full pop tart.  WOW THIS IS GREAT.  The point is I FORGET WHAT THE POINT IS.  I forget the last time I was writing with a point in mind.  AUGUST?  OF 2020?  Been a while is the point.
    Cool!  OH RIGHT METS PLAY LOTS OF GAME AT NIGHTS.  I can still make that Afternoon Activity.  I feel I could successfully not see how Mets game go over the course of a Jewish Day (NIGHT INTO THE NEXT DAY).  It'd require me to not be following fantasy baseball for that time period.  Hey great not 100% sure I wanna do fantasy baseball at all.  Then again MAYBE I DO NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT.  Then again Hey Great.  Coffee with Act III in a little bit.  Sure.  I crunched the numbers and if I did Zero MightNight Snacking over the last 3 months I'd be 3-6 pounds lighter.  But that's not taking into account that I ate LESS than intended the next days to make up for it.  But let's take that out of the equation.  Let's assume I'd eat the same amount during the days even if TerribleNight snacking never occurred.  I'd be very happy with my weight I feel more or less.  GREAT WHAT A BULLSHIT.  I dunno what else is going on.  Third paragraph over.
     This act is practically writing itself.  THAT SOUNDS SCARY.  I DON'T WANT ACTS WRITING THEMSELVES.  WHAT'S NEXT.  IF ACT IS TAKING OVER MY AGENCY FOR WRITING THIS IT'S ONLY A MATTER THEY LATCH ONTO ME LIKE VENOM AND START MAKING ME DO OTHER ACTIVITIES BY THEMSELVES.  I don't like the sound of that!  Also I ONLY LIKE A VENOM IN SPIDERMAN CONTEXT.  Those venom movies that aren't with Spidermen?  NOT ON BOARD.  What else is going on and crap.  Also VENOM MUST BE BAD.  Venom can't be your friend and then you work together for good.  I dunno maybe.  IF IT'S SPIDERMAN.  Ugh.  What else is going on and crap.  Another great day ahead of me and/or us.  I feel confident it's gonna be a REAL B- DAY!  NICE.  I dunno about CONFIDENT.  I get THE SENSE.  Confidence is a step too far!  So there's that.  Halloween Killed a lot of people last night.  No spoilers.  WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE GET KILLED IN THIS MOVIE?  Yes I am I assumed you could figure that out.  YOU ASSUMED WRONG.
     Last paragraph of the act!  Gettin' pretty far ahead of schedule in context of being behind schedule from the start.  Now I'm... on schedule?  Behind schedule by some amount?  I can't keep track of all this dumb contexts.  The point is the sooner I finish morning activities the sooner I have lunch which is great.  Even if it all goes quickly I'm not having lunch TOO soon or TOO early.  All things can go as quick as possible and Lunch Is Still Reasonable Time.  SO YEAH.  I GOT THAT GOING FOR ME.  FROZEN FREEDOM FRIES TO ADD TO STEAK AND EGGS.  JUST TRY AND STOP ME.  Wait no you could easily stop me.  My right arm is presumably relatively strong but I dunno.  What do those muscles really do anyway.  Help me push up the right side of my body?  Yeah but when's that coming in handy in the real world.  All the time I do push ups on the right side of my body all the time.  Fair enough!  Anyway great time to take another break So Soon From Last Break!

You Have No Clue

    HI!  Just had a delicious not unreasonable Fiber One CHOCOLATE FLAVORED Brownie.  Delicious!  You're doing a heck of a job Brownie!  GREAT.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Got snapple as cold beverage.  Got coffee #2 as hot beverage.  Just ate a snack.  Lunch is in 1.75 to 2 hours.  LIFE IS PRETTY COOL I'M DOING OKAY ALL IN ALL.  Also Meal Times have been a big problem since trying to adjust to maintenance diet but I think current routine is pretty good.  Breakfast is fine, that was never a problem.  I take a shower and a walk after entry in either order, and then after that is lunch!  Wonderful!  And lately I've been flexible about dinners between 6:30 PM and 8:00 PM and it hasn't been a problem.  I'm not CONFUSED or DISTURBED by doing it at different times lately.  A lot of it depends on when LUNCH is.  Lunch is at different times in the day but same time in schedule TRANSPOSED.  THERE WE GO THAT'S ONE PARAGRAPH ONLY FOUR MORE.
     Sure.  Mom is throwing out one of my favorite shirts!  Long sleeve brown shirt.  Been with me for a long time.  Got one too many holes in it at this point.  My mom says I look like a homeless person in it.  GREAT maybe that's what I'm going for EVER THINK OF THAT.  Probably not.  And you'd be right.  It turns out in all candidity it's NOT what I'm going for.  But still I'm gonna miss this shirt!  Gotta get another long sleeve monochromatic shirt or two!  BROWN IS BEST.  Can't go wrong with a brown shirt.  Well unless you're in the Hitler Youth.  That was the entire premise.  Was that Hitler Youth or just Adult Hitler Fans.  Either way MY brown shirt was good but Brown Shirts in general we gotta be careful and weary of.  What else is up.  I dunno.  Maybe take a shower after entry and then a walk.  That's what I've done the last few days.  Works for me!  THEN AGAIN I DUNNO.  So that's where I'm at for now.
    Yeah!  Gonna take a shower after the entry!  Also taking a shower includes drying off in bed while being on phone.  Twitter?  Pornography?  Only one person knows for sure!  Me!  And all the other people hacked into my phone.  Gotta imagine lots of hacking.  But they're probably not keeping track.  They just want my precious passwords and whatnot.  What do they care about pornography watching.  What do I care about them caring about pornography watching.  Got better things to care about!  Like WHAT PORNOGRAPHY TO WATCH TODAY.  Hmm.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  How's World Travel Calendar going.  Any good World Travel Days coming up in the end of March?  Lemme LTURQ.  February 27th is "Mothering Sunday" in the UK.  WELL I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE HELL THAT'S ALL ABOUT.  It's like Mothers Day here but PART OF LENT and I DON'T GET IT.  The phrasing I mean.  Mother's Day makes sense but Mothering Day just seems AWKWARD.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Daylight Savings Time Begins (UK) ALSO on the 27th.  How about that.  YEAH HOW ABOUT THAT.  Hmm.  Finished coffee!  Probably no third cup today but it's possible I guess!  What do I got going on for the Television Set this afternoon.  What episode of Tales From That Crypt am I up to IN OTHER WORDS.  Oh that one.  One of the biggest snoozes but then again that means I can get a lot out of paying attention to it this time around.  RARELY have I gotten anything out of it.  I'm DUE to enjoy it this time around!  Also Whoopi Goldberg is in it?  I HAVE NEUTRAL TO SLIGHTLY NEGATIVE FEELINGS ABOUT WHOOPI GOLDBERG.  Let's see if her performance can raise that up to NEUTRAL!  It's certainly a possibility that I'm not discounting completely!  What else is going on and crap.  Hey I only have to write one more paragraph and then it's time to move on with PART II OF DAY.  Roughly three parts of day per my current context lately. Entry, Afternoon, and Night!  Does afternoon blend into night?  SURE A LITTLE BIT.  Does Entry actually last into the Afternoon?  YOU BET.  The point is GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
     Last paragraph.  So I got that going for me.  What else is great.  Gotta imagine I can enjoy and continue the tradition of watching Horror Movie at night after last walk with lights off and Surround Sound on.  MIGHT HAVE TO START IT BEFORE LAST WALK.  Parents don't want Subwoofer Activity too late into the night!  Either way I can deal with that.  SURE it's fun to watch movie uninterrupted (not to be confused with saying it's fun to watch the movie girl interrupted) but we all have to make compromises all the time.  I feel like every other thing I make is a compromise!  The point is PRODUCTION VALUES won't be as good but there's lots of horrific movies out there I never seen that are presumably reasonably good that are presumably reasonably available to me that I can watch!  YEAH.  Let's go with that.  I LIKE traditions.  Traditions are like routines but EVEN BETTER.  A tradition is a routine You're REALLY on board with.  Hmm.  Anyway I'm done for today.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-1:16 P.M.

Sunday, March 20, 2022

Let Me Think About That

    Hey!  I was successful at canceling out Pop Tarts for the most part yesterday!  VERY successful during the day, then had some TerribleNight Snacks, and ended up PRETTY successful!  I'M GLAD WE CAUGHT UP ON THAT.  IMPORTANT STUFF.  What else is IMPORTANT STUFF.  Had bison burger for lunch.  With a side!  Not a huge side.  Half a dozensworth of Sour Cream and/or Onion Pop Chips.  BROKEN PIECES.  ADDED UP TO ROUGHLY HALF A DOZEN FULL PIECES.  Had meal replacement cookie fir dinner!  Pushed back Seafood Parade and/or CCP to tonight.  Lunch today'll probably be SUPER Market Kids Chicken Parm.  OK ALL CAUGHT UP I THINK.  Got Mets Spring Training game recorded for later.  I will be writing entry when it starts.  But through the power of technology I could BANK IT and watch it from start later.  WILL WONDERS NEVER CEASE.  Hmm.  We've had this technology widespread for like 2 decades.  I don't think it reached me until around 2003-2005.  But I think it started around 2000-2002 with TIVO.  Tivo might not even exist anymore but it's still shorthand for describing the activity.  I'm gonna TIVO IT.  Maybe people stopped saying that finally a few years ago.  GOOD.
     Ordered SCREAM on demand last night.  It was 5 dollars.  Worth it!  I would have paid 30 dollars between Ticket and Large Soda to see it in theaters if that was in the cards.  Anyway, I wasn't disappointed!  Solid 8 out of 10 movie!  I liked the part where HMM I WONDER WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.  Is it possible THEY'RE ALL the killer?  No spoilers!  Maybe they all are, maybe they aren't all.  Maybe there is no killer.  And the only killer is the one in their hearts the whole time.  Anyway.  That was fun.  Had 1.5 pop tarts for breakfast today.  GREAT.  That's 1.5 pop tarts I'm not gonna binge on later.  Got it out of the way responsibly.  I WIN AGAIN.  Hmm better start a new Amazon Fresh order.  Add some pop tarts.  Running low!  HEY I JUST DID THAT.  Trying out two new flavors as of now.  I reserve the right to change my mind!  Confetti Cupcake and Frosted Chocolate Chip.  I've always wanted to eat confetti!  My whole life!  Now's my chance!
     Okay.  Checked my weight again this morning.  Unreasonably low.  Figure if I check in afternoon it'll be unreasonably high.  Probably should just stop checking my weight for a few days.  Maybe in a week the scale will have learnt its lesson and start giving me better answers.  Not sure why scale would learn the lesson.  What's the lesson.  That I'm not using it until it ships up or shapes out!  What does scale care if I use it or not.  Everything wants to be used!  If I don't use it it has no purpose and then it goes into an existential crisis.  My dad uses it every day.  My mom uses it sometimes.  Yeah but ME I'M THE MOST IMPORTANT.  It wants ME to use it because I'M GREAT.  So there's that.  The point is the amount my gut protrudes varies wildly.  I guess I'm sucking it in sometimes naturally.  But sometimes I'm NOT sucking it in consciously even a little bit and it's still sucked in.  But sometimes it protrudes a fair amount of I let it really stick out by doing the opposite of sucking it in.  TOO VARIABLE.  But then again I know I can consciously suck it in indefinitely no problem without it being a hassle so that's good!
     Yeah!  I love hearing my parents tell me I don't have to lose more weight.  They're wrong of course but I'LL TAKE IT EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK.  Love it!  Also my Mom said she might do some laundry tonight.  LOVE IT!  Anyway another slightly cooler day today so far.  LOVE IT!  Well I like it.  Not love it.  What else is crap.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Crunchy Taco Day.  AMAZING.  TEXMEX FOOD FOR NATIONAL FOOD.  I like it.  Now all we need to do is to invade Mexico More so we own ALL the Tacos.  Been a while since we Manifest Destined.  I guess that's what Putin is saying is going on with Us and/or Nato with Ukraine.  That's PART of his argument I think.  Vaguely.  It's a 40% accurate portrayal of 40% of his accurate argument.  SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.  Anyway haven't had a taco in a while.  I probably can do that!  I can get Taco Bell and get reasonably sized meals that taste good and are filling enough.  TRUE STORY.  I'm not just saying that idly.  I should think about that for the near future!  HMM SOUNDS LIKE FUN.  I LIKE THINKING ABOUT THINGS.  GONNA HAVE TO REMEMBER TO THINK ABOUT THIS THING.
    Wonderful.  Scream was pretty good!  No spoilers but The Movie Was Called Scream.  Hmm.  At first I was thrown for a loop that it's mostly about teenagers.  TEENAGERS?  IN 2022?  WHEN WERE THESE JERKS BORN 2005?  WHAT THE HELL ARE THESE YOUNGINS DOING ON MY TV SCREEN.  But I got used to it.  Also AT FIRST I'm not proud of it kinda didn't mind them getting killed.  GOOD TAKE THIS AS A LIFE LESSON.  ADULTS GOTTA BE SCARED OF GETTING KILLED BY SERIAL KILLER MONSTERS AND NOW YOU DO TOO.  YOU GOTTA GROW UP SOMETIME.  Anyway.  As the film went on I grew more sympathetic to them.  Go figure!  Also I can't full relate to the older generation of the stars from the original movie.  They're a generation/half a generation older than me!  WHERE IS MY REPRESENTATION.  There's a couple of characters in their low to mid 20's.  That's the closest I guess.  NOTHIN FOR ME THOUGH.  I'M 33.  WHERE THE 33 YEAR OLDS AT.  Coffee time.
     Sure.  Maybe have turkey sandwich for lunch today.  I DUNNO.  Just an idea!  What else is crappening.  Another day behind schedule.  There is no schedule anymore!  Well, sure there is.  Same schedule as always.  Just TRANSPOSED based on when I finally get out of bed and Start Day's Activities.  Does Breakfast count as first activity, does Twitter, or does first walk.  I think first walk.  Breakfast can lead me to go back to bed indefinitely.  Twitter is more surefire that I'll get out of bed to take walk after twitter but not 100%.  Taking first walk, though, that's ALWAYS the start of Everything Else.  HMM INTERESTING STUFF.  Cool.  Anyway.  I know killing civilians and associated other war crimes are 100x worse than other things in war.  But isn't All War kind of a Crime?  NOPE SOME WAR IS JUSTIFIED.  I dunno about that.  NOPE YOU'RE/I'M WRONG SOME WAR IS JUSTIFIED.  I dunno about that.  NOPE I'M/YOU'RE WRONG SOME WAR IS JUSTIFIED.  The point is what we call War Crimes are magnitudes worse than other parts of war but still all war Ain't Exactly On The Level!
     Hmm.  I hope it doesn't turn out Zelensky is a jerk somehow.  Maybe his politics on certain issues is like WAIT WHAT YOU'RE FOR AND OR AGAINST THAT?  Maybe he's gonna be METOO'D.  I dunno!  The point is is Zelensky the name of the family in Honey I Shrunk The Kids?  It's something like that!  Better LTURQ.  SZALINKSI.  YEP.  I think it's pronounced very similarly.  HONEY I SAVED THE UKRAINE.  Hopefully.  That's the plan at least!  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta nice snack coming my walk at some point before a nice lunch coming my way before a nice snack coming my way before a nice dinner coming my way before 1-2 snacks coming my way before going to bed.  So that's WHERE MY LIFE IS AT.  Not so bad.  No one trying to kill me per my knowledge.  What would be their motive.  Probably none is the point.  Maybe their motive is Mix Things Up.  Kill people indiscriminately.  That's their, "M. O.!"  WAIT A SECOND.  IS IT M.O. because that's the first two letters of Motive.  NO.  Because M.O. doesn't MEAN motive exactly.  OR DOES IT.  Better LTURQ.  MODUS OPERENDI.  Way of operating.  GLAD WE COVERED THAT.  ALSO WE ALL KNOW LATIN NOW.  HOLY ROMAN LATIN.  YOU KNOW, BYZANTINE?
     Eighth paragraph!  Dom Smith is, "STEALING THE SHOW," so far in Mets Spring Training according to Mets Blog.  Which I already knew but I didn't put it that way in my mind.  We're talking THE PLAYED ONE INTRASQUAD GAME AND ONE GAME AGAINST ANOTHER TEAM.  And he has TWO HOMERUNS and couple of other hits.  WOW THAT ONE AND A HALF GAME SHOW HAS BEEN ALL DOM SMITH ALL THE TIME.  What else is up.  I like me some Domonic Smith.  Why wouldn't I.  I think he started off Fat and then lost weight before last season or the season before.  GOOD STUFF.  That's what I like to see.  FAT PEOPLE.  Who lose weight.  Or not lose weight!  That's up to them and whatnot.  Anyway sports people gotta be eating a lot to be fat.  Gotta imagine they're getting lots of exercise in.  Gotta imagine they're tall so can eat more because of that.  Either way I ENVY THEM.  What else is up.  Probably other things.  What else is up.  I JUST ASKED THAT.  Yeah but I wasn't satisfied with the answer.  TOO BAD THAT'S THE ONLY ANSWER I'VE GOT!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Great.  Leaning towards CCP for dinner and Seafood Parade as next two lunches.  GOTTA LEAN TOWARDS SOMETHING.  Not sure that's accurate.  You can be not leaning at all.  GREAT WELL DONE NICE BODY LANGUAGE YOU IDIOT.  Cool!  What else is going on.  Anything interesting or unique about today.  The Mets game sure.  But NON TV WISE.  HMM.  Gonna have CCP probably for dinner FRESH FROM DINER.  THAT'S VERY INTERESTING OR UNIQUE.  I guess.  So that's good.  First day of Spring!  This means nothing.  What value exactly does The Seasons Have.  Well it's not so much they have value but are accurate representations of phases the Earth goes through and whatnot.  SURE they have cultural value for providing CONTEXT for where we are in the year, too.  So they've got lots of value.  Also IT'S FUN.  If we lived in a world with no seasons we'd have no context for where we are in the year.  Have to rely on months!  And divide the year into 12ths instead of 4ths.  TOO COMPLICATED.  THANK GOODNESS FOR SEASONS.
    Last paragraph of the act.  Dumb belly.  Sometimes it's sucked in without me sucking it in at all.  Other times if I stop sucking in I'm suddenly Fat.  What have I done wrong.  Is it related to the sit ups.  I DIDN'T KNOW IT'D BACKFIRE.  HOW WAS I TO KNOW.  Better keep doing them though because why not couldn't hurt.  IT COULD, IT COULD BACKFIRE MORE.  Anyway.  Let's back fire.  I'm pro-fire!  Most of the time.  Without fire where would we be.  Same place but without fire.  Oh okay that makes sense.  Anyway successfully had 1.5 pop tarts for breakfast.  I might have mentioned that.  I remember mentioning something about eating something I could binge but responsibly and getting it out of the way.  Could have been this!  Could have been something else!  The good news is It Doesn't Matter At All And My Life Is A Comfortable Snooze More Or Less.  VAGUELY.  Hey time to take a walk.  I'll be back soon!

I'll Get Around To It

    HOLY CRAP.  I just tried a new Fiber One Bar Product and it hit all the marks!  Only 70 calories.  Got a lot of bites to it.  CHEWY so it lasts even longer.  DELICIOUS.  Feels like it will be filling.  WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE.  Probably nowhere for most of it.  Probably only been around a single digit number of years.  But either way.  CHOCOLATE CARAMEL PRETZEL.  I had reservations going in but it knocked it out of the park!  Anyway.  Came up with a final diet/routine plan I Think.  I go into specifics for general allotments for meals and whatnot, but in the end it's basically 2250 calories a day from now on!  As long as I'm losing weight I'm aiming to bun 2500 cal a day!  When I'm done just aim to burn 2250 a day!  ALSO THE ALLOTMENTS ARE GREAT LETS TALK ABOUT IT.  Also the way I'm burning calories are great LET'S TALK ABOUT THAT TOO.  We just did.  That's all I had to say about it.  It Itself.  Don't need to go deeper!
     Sure.  This is the 3,009th time I've tried a routine but THIS TIME could be a game changer.  Because it's Final Diet Routine and I think it's sustainable, reasonable, PLEASURABLE, responsible, healthy, and filling!  SO THERE'S ALL THAT I GUESS.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Gotta make sure I never am not in stock of Chocolate Caramel Pretzel Bar.  From now on I need it all the time.  YEP.  That's how that goes.  I was a little concerned about the pretzel.  I didn't want overwhelming pretzel.  Pretzel is very understated!  You get the crunch of the pretzel but it doesn't taste like you're just eating a chocolate-caramel flavored pretzel.  ALSO IT'S IN BAR FORM.  AMAZING.  What else is going on and crap.  Think I'm only gonna try ONE Pop Tart flavor at a time.  I had added 2 to the cart.  IRRESPONSIBLE.  Go with one.  YOU IDIOTS.  Anyway great just great.  Gonna skip CCP tonight.  Just get the Seafood Parade AND ALSO the Steak and Eggs for upcoming Breakfasts I forgot about.  ALSO really go through with that Fiber One Box Cooke Binge at some point over the week.  Will it be Tuesday?  I dunno!  Will it be Wednesday!  Could be!  Will it be Thursday!  Possible!  If it's one day this week it will be one of those days.  Pot committed to Seafood Parade for today and tomorrow.
     Cool!  The point is Practice Make Perect.  I've practiced making diet and walking routines for closing in on three months and I think this may be a pretty good one!  Go right into Maintenance Diet now, got a bonus 2 walks plus committing to more sets of push/ups and situps for a few weeks until I'm happy with my weight... then that's it!  A FEW WEEKS COULD BE HALF A WEEK OR IT COULD BE THIRTEEN WHO KNOWS.  Also this supposes I stick to my diet.  We'll see!  GREAT JUST GREAT.  What else is up.  Scream was pretty good.  At first I kinda didn't mind the teenagers getting killed because getting killed is part of life and they should learn that sooner or later.  Then at some point I grew EMPATHY for them and were able to RELATE TO THEM AS PEOPLE so I was on board with them trying to stay alive.  Rooting for them to stay alive even!  Why not.  The more the merrier.  I get nothing out of movie teenagers being dead.  Hmm. 
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Cool!  Mets game starts in half an hour.  NOT FOR ME.  I'll watch it ON MY TERMS thank you very much.  I hope we got the great standard commentators.  Oh man didn't even think about that.  Hear some GARY COHEN.  Maybe Keith Hernandez and/or Ron Darling.  WOW THE GANG IS BACK TOGETHER.  Not to take away from Steve Gelbs doing a few innings for intrasquad game.  He seems like a nice guy.  But let's face it Steve Gelbs is no Gary Cohen.  I think All Of America can agree on this.  What else is going on and crap.  No spoilers but I'm giving myself room for THREE FREAKIN' COFFEES A DAY with new diet.  Doesn't mean I will always have three cups of coffee a day!  Just means there's room for it.  SWEET.  I LIKE THOSE ODDS.  The way I would fulfill that these days is probably 2 hot cups with entry and then one Cold Coffee later on in the day.  WOW WHAT A FULFILLMENT.  I CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THAT PLAN.
     Sweet.  Anyway!  Shower was actually HOT for a solid 20 seconds when I started it yesterday.  Then went back to Warm.  As it has been for weeks IF NOT MONTHS.  Oh well it was fun while it lasted.  NOT REALLY.  TOO HOT AT FIRST.  DIDN'T SEE IT COMING.  But it was fun while the 10 seconds lasted after the 10 seconds getting used to it and before the rest of the shower where it didn't last.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  What Pop Tart am I currently trying?  Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough.  That's what I got in my cart.  But there's half a dozen good contenders that I might change my mind towards.  Look gonna be a CHOCOLATE based one almost definitely.  The confetti cupcake being the only non-chocolate alternative.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF LETS KEEP IT GOING... A LITTLE BIT LATER... I'M STOPPING THIS ACT VERY SOON.  Okay.  Anyway.  Wide world of sports.  I wonder how long spring training games are.  Better LTURQ so I know what to expect.  THEY APPEAR TO BE NINE INNINGS.  That's roughly how long regular season games are off the top of my head!  I'll be back soon!

What More Do You Want From Me

    GREAT NEWS.  With slightly larger allotment for breakfast I can finish Steak and Egg Whites And Piece Of Toast And Broccoli in THREE MEALS instead of FOUR.  It will be slightly more than allotted but GUESS WHAT the other half of the time I'll be slightly LESS  THAN ALLOTTED how does THAT strike you?  Hmm.  Strikes me pretty good.  In a good way.  I think getting Struck is probably bad most of the time but in this case I don't mind it at all!  Anyway.  Gonna have coffee after this paragraph.  Wonderful!  Got nice Super Market Kids Chicken Parm meal coming up soon.  LOOK its a kids meal but it's decent sized portion.  Especially because it's unhealthy.  The more unhealthy something is, the smaller the portion, is actually a bigger portion.  NOT SURE THAT CHECKS OUT LOGICALLY.  Fair enough.  I'm not gonna check out logically 40% of the time!  That's life!  Gonna get coffee after the next paragraph!
     GREAT.  What else is up.  WOW Met games are gonna actually be key for me.  Eat up lots of entertainment time.  We throw the term GAME CHANGER around a lot but this is certainly one of them.  Also maybe you don't throw the term GAME CHANGER around a lot.  I do!  It's fun!  You should try it out!  You might find it useful or pleasurable.  Hmm.  Gonna take a shower after entry and then walk instead of other way around.  Been doing that the last few days.  Found it works out okay!  NOT A HUGE DIFFERENCE.  Not bad, though!  Anyway I got coffee NOW deal with it!  Anyway.  I wonder what the camera angles will be like for Spring Training Game.  My guess is standard camera angles as opposed to Cheap Single Camera Camera Angles like the Internet Intrasquad Game had.  INTERESTING.  I get to see things from the RIGHT point of view as opposed to the CHEAP point of view.  Not sure I like that.  Good to be frugal.  Best to see things from Cheap Point Of View in my opinion.
     What else.  Starting to question whether it's in my best interests to have a box of Fiber One Chocolate Chip Cookies.  There's SIX of them.  They're each ONE HUNDRED THIRTY calories.  Paired with Turkey Sandwich for lunch?  Not exceeding lunch/dinner allotted calories!  BUT STILL.  Seems KIND OF dumb?  But also FEELS KIND OF AMAZING?  Right now I'm leaning towards GOING FOR IT.  But maybe I just keep putting it off because I keep understanding logically it's dumb.  And at some point I put it off day after day enough until I forget about it and/or just give up on it.  So there's that.  What else is going on and crap.  WHAT IF I HAD FIVE OF SIX.  That's the dumbest idea I ever heard.  I'd be like WELL WHERE'S THE SIXTH.  THIS IS NOTHING WITHOUT THE SIXTH.  WHATTA GYP.  What else is going on and crap.  If I got POTATO I could make Steak and egg meal into four meals again.  Not sure what to do though.  Hashbrowns are HARD TO ESTIMATE and/or hard to get much out of if its too small a portion.  Baked potato is okay but JUST FEELS WRONG.  Hmm.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Amazing.  Maybe even watch some of the Mets game after shower instead of immediately taking a walk.  See how everything is going.  Then continue the game LATER when I'm home AGAIN.  EYAH.  Wonderful.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Antarctica and the arctic are warming at insane rates that nobody saw coming.  Gotta imagine that's even much worse than I can currently make myself try to imagine.  So that's not good.  Also Frankenstein lives in The Arctic I think.  Is he gonna be okay?  Right?  That's what we should be worried about.  Also we should be worried about Frankenstein's well being.  He's not a monster.  He's just a regular person.  Made out of other regular people.  Sure he does some bad stuff but who hasn't.  He's Young!  I'm not even sure he's more than Less Than A Year Old when he did his worst stuff.  ONLY A BABY.  If REAL babies were six feet tall and could strangle people you better bet they would, too!  Hmm.
     Last paragraph.  I'll call Frankenstein's Monster Frankenstein.  He IS a Frankenstein.  He comes from Frankenstein more or less.  So his last name is also appropriately Frankenstein.  Get off my back about it!  What else is going on.  Almost done with the entry.  Settling into a nice routine where unless I binge irresponsibly I easily last from Breakfast To Lunch with 1 snack.  Yeah but the point is you can't just not take into account binging irresponsibly.  You're just saying WHEN I DON'T DO THE WRONG THING I ALWAYS DO THE RIGHT THING.  YEAH.  SO WHAT.  IT'S TRUE.  Get of my back about it!  Also NO.  I could be NOT binging but be like ok over this 5-7 hour time period I gotta eat TWO OR THREE snacks.  Ever consider THAT ONE BRAINIAC?  I dunno.  What else is going on and crap.  Maybe I do eat 2 or 3 snacks sometimes lately.  I forget.  The point is Everything I Say Is Either A Lie Or Pointless.  Go figure!  I'll be back tomorrow.

-1:40 P.M.

Saturday, March 19, 2022

This Will Reflect Well-ly On Me

    Hey!  Almost had a Bange this morning but stopped myself before it got too bad.  We're talkin' 3 Pop Tarts!  NOT GOOD but it coulda been worse.  A Lot Worse!  Still though, it's more than an entire's day worth of progress.  Oh well!  That's life!  STILL THOUGH, "Entire's," isn't recognized as a word?  IT'S EASILY A WORD.  Better LTURQ.  NOT SURE.  Maybe it is, maybe it isn't!  We'll never know for sure! ...wait a second it's definitely NOT a word.  I can see saying Entire's Day out loud as a mistake.  But it definitely SHOULD BE Entire Day's.  Oh well!  That's life!  HMM.  I can make up for most of it by having a slightly smaller dinner (HALF SEAFOOD PARADE) and not going overboard on snacks.  Today Still Be Positive & Whatnot!  Not OVERLY positive.  Sometimes I aim for that!  Just REGULAR positive.  Sure great what else.  Behind schedule today!  Sure great what else.  Nice slightly cooler day.  Like yesterday but slightly cooler!  I like it slightly cooler!  That's the kind of guy I am!
     Whatever.  Ended up getting Waffle for dinner last night.  No regrets.  I liked it not Ovened or Microwaved.  Wasn't warm by the time I got it but the consistency of it & Whatnot was pretty interesting and/or good.  What else.  Weighed a lot according to scale yesterday afternoon!  Weighed a little according to scale this morning!  IN THE END WHO CARES.  I look at my body and wanna lose about 2-5 pounds.  Easy!  Just Do That!  Whatever That Is!  ANYWAY I think I've been doing push ups unevenly.  Looking in the mirror at my Arm muscles, they're VAGUELY DEFINED on my right arm muscles and NOT SO MUCH on my left.  Gotta focus on left arm from now on when doing push ups.  Hmm.  I'm AN IDIOT.  Also I think Retracting Ball might be related to sit-ups.  Doing sit ups gets the ball moving for some reason.  The point is I am doing push ups and sit ups wrong somehow.  Oh well that's life.  Probably should figure out how to do them right.   Gotta imagine that information is out there if I wanted to find it.
    Yeah!  Lunch still gonna be Bison Burger.  Will I have a small side with it?  I dunno!  I rarely do!  I was planning on it because That's The Kind Of Guy I Am These Days.  But now I don't know what to do!  Sure great.  One year anniversary of First Shot coming up.  March 22nd!  How the time flies.  Seriously.  HOW.  HOW THE TIME FLIES.  IT'S A QUESTION.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow Day is... National Ravioli Day.  I feel like as a kid Ravioli disgusted me.  I feel like I had it a few times as Adult and it was okay.  From RESTAURANT it's not disgusting.  From Supermarket Can it's disgusting.  SURE GREAT STUFF.  Can Ravioli come in a can.  NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK!  I'm leaning towards YES.  Sure.  Wearing an unlaundered shirt again.  At this point it's been close to a week without wearing a clean shirt!  Oh well clean enough.  Shirt does kind of get clean by itself, right?  Ya wear a shirt, ya leave it on the floor or in a hamper, over 2 or 3 weeks KINDA CLEANS ITSELF.  Gonna have to look into that one.
     Hmm.  Oh!  Figured out how to easily get my phone hooked up to TV Speakers.  I can listen to music from Apple Music with Super Speakers now easily!  I'll do it LATER.  Probably!  Sounds fun.  I'm scared I'm starting to twist Phone Connection Charger Wire.  Same warning signs as when it happened the last few times.  HMM I CAN ADJUST WHAT I'M DOING.  NIP THIS PROBLEM IN THE BUD.  OH I KNOW.  I found another place to plug in phone in the room.  That way it's a different angle that's not contorted!  Just occurred to me that I got this surge protector to plug it into, too.  FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS ONE.  The one I'm at right now.  For Laptop Area Of Room.  Wonderful that solves that problem presumably.  Anyway I like some sounds my phone makes and don't like other sounds but I DO like the sound it makes when I plug in charger.  Nice little sound.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  Sound phone sounds ARE fun to listen to but some phone sounds I DON'T LIKE.  I won't CHANGE them.  Maybe I WILL now that I think about it.  I'm gonna have to LOOK INTO that.
     Whatever.  I dunno!  I finished those fancy cookies as sides and responsible snacks and possibly slightly irresponsible small TerribleNight Snacks and/or my Mom had a few.  Either way they're gone now.  For the most part it was responsible, though!  Wonderful.  My Dad doesn't need anything from diner tonight!  Maybe I get something for tomorrow lunch to pad out the order.  MAYBE CCP.  HMM NOW WE'RE TALKING.  WE WERE BEFORE.  SORT OF.  I WAS TALKING AT YOU.  THROUGH TEXT TYPING.  What else is up.  I think we can all agree Pop Tarts are delicious.  Probably not.  I think over 50% of us can agree Pop Tarts are a Neutral-Positive Tasting Experience.  POSSIBLY.  Over 50% of people who've had Pop Tarts at least. I'd like to see the numbers of how many people have had pop tarts at least once.  And then compare that to other polling numbers.  How do People Who Like Pop Tarts tend to aggregate on other issues?  Am I in good company.  I dunno!  Coffee time.
    Well gotta imagine I'm in good company because Pop Tarts ARE good empirically.  So people who agree are empirically right on at least one issue!  Good sign!  Anyway.  So many flavors of Pop Tart I haven't tried.  I tend to go with S'mores because I know it's the best.  But maybe I should try new flavors in the future.  YEAH.  SOUNDS DELICIOUS.  What else is up.  As a kid I toasted it almost all the time!  As an adult I very rarely toast it!  What do you make of that.  Probably nothing.  But maybe you make something of it.  That'd be interesting.  What do you make of it?!  I Gotta Know!  Hmm.  OH NO CONTROVERSY.  Some Mets and Yankees players might not be vaccinated and NYC Mandate says they better be if they wanna play sports there or something.  Good solution-- Get vaccinated dummies.  What else is good solutions.  Saline.  That's a pretty good solution.  It comes up with Contact Lenses.  Haven't worn contact lenses in closing in on 2 years.  Probably ran out a couple of months into Pandemic Quarantine.  HEY I CAN RE-UP ON THAT PROBABLY.
     Hmm.  Not sure whether to cut my hair or let it grow longer over time for at last the near midterm future.  YEP.  What else is up.  Seventh paragraph!  Seven Up!  Haven't had seven up in a while.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  Gotta imagine they have seven ingredients or something.  What does the seven mean.  Lemme LTURQ.  GOOGLE WHY IS SEVEN UP?  THE REAL MEANING IS UNCLEAR but the company says it's based on seven main ingredients.  I guess Wikipedia doesn't trust them.  They're very clear that they don't 100% buy what the company that produces it is saying.  Hmm.  Apparently it used to contain Lithium.  GIMME SOME OF THAT.  I took Lithium for a while.  A year or two.  Don't remember how it made me feel.  It's all a blur.  Maybe that's how it made me feel. Like it was all a blur.  Well in retrospect it's a blur.  At the time it probably wasn't a blur!  Who can remember.  Maybe I should just skip Seafood Parade, have CCP for dinner, and bite the bullet and don't lose calories today.  NAH I AIN'T GONNA DO THAT YOU IDIOTS.  Or I could do that but eat less CCP to more or less break even on calories.  YEAH I MIGHT DO THAT YOU IDIOTS.  NO I CAN'T DO THAT.  They won't deliver JUST CCP.  NOW WHOSE THE IDIOT YOU IDIOTS.
     Sure.  I had a banana last night.  I feel I should somehow be rewarded for this.  Banana is its own reward.  I guess.  I feel pressure to eat bananas because we buy the bananas and if I don't eat the banana it goes bad and then it's my fault we wasted money.  DAMNIT.  I'd eat bananas all the time if there was no pressure.  Once there's pressure I DON'T WANT the banana.  That's how that goes.  Oh right I rewarded myself by having 3 pop tarts the next morning.  So None Of It Works Out In The End.  Great!  What else is going on.  I'd be interested in having CCP fresh from delivery.  MUCH different than from oven.  SOFT NOT CRISPY.  NOT SURE I WANT THAT BUT ON THE OTHER HAND LET'S GIVE IT A SHOT.  Not TONIGHT.  But IN THEORY.  ONE DAY.  So there's that.  Huh.  How are things going with you.  Well?  I'm gonna assume relatively well.  Probably not.  Probably relatively not great.  HEY THAT'S LIFE I'M RIGHT THERE WITH YA.  Actually I'm going relatively well.  Sorry.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Sweet!  OH NO it's warmer now than it was before.  And presumably will get EVEN WARMER over the next few hours.  OH WELL.  BETTER THAN COLDER.  More or less.  Anyway I was telling my Mom all about the Holy Roman Empire.  Not enough people know about it!  IT WAS AROUND FOR A LONG TIME AND CENTERED IN CONSTANTINOPLE.  That's all I know about it.  WHICH IS WAY MORE THAN YOU IDIOTS.  Also that's wrong!  Constaniple was BYZANTINE.  That's different than Holy Roman Empire.  TURNS OUT YOU KNOW MORE THAN ME.  Knowing NOTHING is way more than Knowing THE WRONG THING.  GO FIGURE.  Oh well now we're on the same page.  We both know ONE SMALL THING.  That that one thing IS WRONG.  Hey we're all caught up great.  What's NYC's sister city in The Holy Roman Empire.  Lemme LTURQ.  ROME is a sister city.  Gotta imagine Rome was in the Holy Roman Empire.  Otherwise they're dirty dirty liars with that name.  Who they trying to fool!
    ALL OF US.  THOSE JERKS.  What else is up.  Probably gonna have a snack after walk. GREAT.  I CAN HAVE SNACKS WHENEVER I WANT BECAUSE THAT'S THE KIND OF GUY I AM.  SWEET.  Also the Fancy Cookies lasted me more than one calendar day.  I had 2 for breakfast with ice cream sandwich today!  YES it was less than 24 hours since I got it but I got it on Friday, lasted me until Saturday.  I feel like this is a good accomplishment!  Wonderful.  ONLY 13.  FEEL LIKE MY MOM HAD SOME.  What else.  How come ALL PLACES like having sister cities.  You'd think a lot of nations would opt out.  NOPE.  All the nations are on board with being like HEY YOU GUYS WANNA BE FRIENDS.  Good.  It's a good thing!  We should be friends with each other on a city by city basis!  I'm just surprised cities all across the wide world of sports are on board with this!  Whatever.  That's the act.  I'll be back in a little bit!

What Am I Doing Here

    Hello friends.  New idea!  Skip CCP and have Big Cookie instead!  And mix up order potentially!  Over next 2 lunches and dinners, Big Cookie Bison Burger and 2 Parades.  In ANY ORDER.  AMAZING THIS IS GONNA KNOCK OUT THOSE POP TARTS RIGHT OFF THE PAGE.  Also thinking about also getting STEAK AND EGG WHITES AND BROCCOLI AND TOAST for 3-4 Breakfasts.  Depends on how much steak they give!  The rest isn't so important because I know how much bread it is and the egg whites and broccoli are relatively negligible.  WONDERFUL STUFF.  BREAKFAST MIGHT BE BIT BIGGER IF IT'S THREE MEALS OUT OF IT BUT IT'S GOOD STUFF ANYWAY.  So I got all that going for me.  Credit Card Bill came and before I opened it up I told my Dad it might include charge from drug store that's evidence of Binge.  It didn't!  But now he knows my dark dirty secret.  Now it's a light dirty secret!  Also it's not a secret!  Now it's light, dirty, and some people even know about it!
    Maybe have cookie for NEXT MEAL.  WOW THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  Maybe have coffee with NEXT ACT.  WOW THAT'S DEFINITELY GONNA HAPPEN.  What's today.  Saturday.  All Day.  That's how that goes.  HMM if I have bison burger tomorrow, I'd presumably be starting Steak and Eggs for breakfast tomorrow.  That's okay.  It's BISON not HAMBURGER.  Bison still be red meat right.  Well we know the Red Man ate the meat.  They ate all parts of the buffalo.  Not sure that's accurate.  They USED all parts of the buffalo.  I DOUBT THAT VERY MUCH.  What are you using the bones for  DRUMMING THINGS.  Ok smart guy what are you using the private parts for.  OH I'M NOT SURE YOU WANNA KNOW THAT.  The point is even for the American Indian SOME parts of the buffalo gotta be relatively useless.  Also how is Redman the Rapper Actor not cancelled yet.  Or forced to change his name to The Guardian.  Let's go with that.  Give him a chance to reconcile with his cultural insensitivity on HIS TERMS first.  Maybe he's part American Indian.  Better LTURQ.  NOTHING ABOUT IT IN THE THREE SENTENCES OF WIKIPEDIA PAGE I RANDOMLY FOCUSED IN ON.
     Okay.  Anyway.  I was looking forward to maybe having cookie but I think the responsible thing is to have the burger today for lunch.  Can't have Seafood Parade for lunch.  I don't HAVE IT yet.  Not until DINNER TIME.  YOU IDIOT.  What else is up.  I might have been offended by Red Man before.  But changing his name to The Guardian is new.  I'd think I'd remember a C+ Joke like that!  That's about the highest quality my jokes reach.  You don't forget a thing like that.  Anyway.  Didn't take a bite out of the bison burger when it got here BUT I did snack a little bit on some of the overflowing mushroom and sauteed onions.  Go figure!  They're delicious!  And there's still plenty to enjoy when I have the burger.  Don't worry about me and my supply of sauteed mushrooms and onions.  Or worry about it.  What do I care.  It's your life.  Anyway.  Any sister cities with Native American Reservations.  My guess?  THEY DON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH US.  That's how I'd feel if I were them.  We were NOT THE GREATEST FRIENDS to them in history.  Wait.  No.  I'm thinking of the Byzantine Empire.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  What else is going on and crap.  Heat that crap up in the oven.  Changes the texture of the toppings sure.  But not necessarily for the worst.  KINDA LIKE them a little bit crispified.  Sure great.  No bun in the oven though!  I PRACTICE SAFE SEX.  By not having it!  Doesn't get safer than that!  Sounds about right.  Safe sex what's that when you make love to a safe that contains valuables or something.  AM I RIGHT?  Ugh.  Alright let's keep this entry going.  What do you do with Buffalo Skin.  That's easy make blankets or clothes or something out of it.  I don't wanna wear Buffalo Clothes.  Well with that attitude I'm never gonna be an American Indian.  Also even without that attitude!  It's something you're born into.  I DUNNO YOU EVER SEEN DANCEMAN WITH WOLVES?  Sure I did.  He's FRIENDS with American Indians and participates in their society.  But I don't think you can BECOME An American Indian.  Hmm.  Not sure about that.  I'll look into it but not right now and also not later.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Cool!  I like it when it's slightly cool.  We've covered this.  We'll cover it again!  Just like American Indians with Buffalo Skin.  They use it to COVER things.  That's how buffalo used it.  They covered up their delicious innards and whatnot.  Huh.  What do ya do with Buffalo Teeth.  Leave em for Buffalo Tooth Fairy.   Get some COIN.  Did American Indians have a form of currency.  Better LTURQ.  OH SURE WAMPUM.  How could I forget wampum.  I feel like they used that word all the time in old westerns.  THAT EXPLAINS HOW I FORGOT.  I don't and never have AND NEVER WILL watch most old westerns.  ONLY THE CLASSICS FOR ME.  Like DANCEMAN WITH WOLVES.  Not old.  I mean, sure, now, 30 years old.  But not OLD old.  The point is Buffalo Teeth can replace the beads and are probably even more valuable than beads as wampum.  Sure.  Maybe.  What else is going on other than this being the second to last sentence of the act.  Probably Nothing!

I Don't Read This Nonsense

    Hey this is great!  I get my portion of Steak for the week in breakfast!  That leaves me room for a Multi Part Meal that's NEW and INTERESTING.  Possibly just a Diner Entree of ROAST CHICKEN or something.  Possibly THAT CHINESE FOOD I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT INTERMITTENDLY SORRY FOR YELLING.  Basically those are the best two options.  Both chicken based!  That's the best option.  Something chicken based.  YEAH.  Anyway got coffee going on.  Got sprite going on.  I feel like 7 Up might be more fun than Sprite but Sprite might taste better.  I also like Sprite's association with Sports.  I'm a big Sports Guy and anyone who gets Sports to sponsor them can't be that bad.   Wait no they're sponsoring sports.  Maybe it goes both ways.  They sponsor each other.  That sounds fair.  What else is up.  Bison burger for lunch!  I'm calling it.  Gonna happen.  Wonderful.  Very happy about that.  Also No Sides.  Don't need em!  The bread is a side.  I eat it at the same time but it's TO THE SIDE of the burger (Vertically).
     Sure.  Anyway.  Hey if they were "televising" split squad game yesterday on Mets Website maybe they're, "TRELEVIZING," the first real spring training game later today!  Wonderful.  I'll be on the look out for that for sure.  When does that game start.  I wanna say 6:40 PM.  I don't know WHY I wanted to say that.  Just seemed fun at the time.  I have no regrets! 6:05 PM.  THAT WAS MY NEXT GUESS.  Whatever.  How's things going in the wide world of sports.  WNBA Star still held captive by Russia.  That's not supposed to happen!  Also there's no great Russian Sports Stars we can abduct and be like OK NOW LET'S TRADE.  Maybe Drago from Rocky.  But Russia wouldn't want him!  They consider him an embarrassment because he lost to Rocky.  They'd be like FINE SEE IF WE CARE.  Meanwhile this is a real issue and I hope the WNBA Star, whoever she may be by name, is safely released and whatnot.  So there's that.  I don't watch Cable News so I don't see people talk about this a lot.  But when I asked my Parents about it they say on Cable News they DO talk about it.  SO GO FIGURE.
     Okay.  Three paragraphs to go!  Watch some more Tales From That Crypt.  I'm experimenting with trying to watch it without looking at my phone half the time AND in Surround Sound.  Really get the immersive Tales From That Crypt Experience.  It's been EDUCATIONAL.  Huh.  Either way also watched another HellRaiser yesterday.  It was okay!  The blurb that the TV Guide gave it totally gave away the ending though.  The way it framed the plot was just a complete spoiler of what happens at the end.  Way to go TV Guide.  You're dropping the ball.  HOWEVER I do kind of like how when you list the Cast you now list DIRECTOR FIRST and then get into the cast stars.  I like directors and I think they should be recognized more!  What else is going on.  I used to kind of associate director with Story Boarder.  Or whoever the guy is that decides how to frame the shots and whatnot.  I'm sure they work in tandem.  But I thought that was the director's main job.  MAYBE I'M HALF RIGHT, MAYBE I'M HALF WRONG.  EITHER WAY.  True.  Either way!  It's the exact same thing!
     Penultimate paragraph.  Gonna take a shower after entry and THEN next walk and THEN lunch.  I got my reasons.  Get off my back about it.  HMM.  What's alternative to Chicken Based Multi Part Meal.  TURKEY of course BUT I have a turkey sandwich once a week already!  So.  I got one-off Super Market meals of Chicken already, too.  INTERESTING.  Does this turkey come with stuffing AND is it GOOD stuffing or the kind of stuffing that's NOT good.  I dunno somewhere in the middle.  INTERESTING.  VERY INTERESTING.  Also got Seafood covered tonight and tomorrow night so there's that too.  Sure I'd like Some DUCK but I don't think diner is making it these days.  I could ask about it. It was only On Special even when they made it pre-pandemic and they had Full 100% Menu.  Two times or so a week!  CAN'T HURT TO ASK.  MAYBE IT CAN.  IT DEPENDS ON HOW DAMAGED YOUR VOCAL CHORDS ARE.  OR MAYBE YOU'RE PAINFULLY SHY AND IT HURTS YOU MENTALLY AND/or EMOTIONALLY TO ASK.  EITHER WAY GET SOMEONE TO ASK FOR YOU.  PLAY IT SAFE!
     Last paragraph!  Cool!  Slightly cool!  Just the way I like it!  Maybe even a nice slightly cool Breeze, that's even better.  VERY SLIGHT though if its a breeze.  Huh.  Also coming up to 1 year anniversary of starting diet.  I think I quit drinking either on the last day of March or first day of April.  So that was step one.  I started walking again outside, maybe at 4 times a day at first, around April 7th or 9th or something.  And I think that corresponded exactly with starting to diet about eating less food.  Anyway.  Diet is still going on it turns out!  I thought I finished diet and was moving into Maintenance Mode.  NOPE.  GAINED 6-10 pounds!  GOTTA LOSE SOME OF THAT BACK.  So in the end its lasting me MORE THAN A YEAR POTENTIALLY!?!  Maybe.  MAYBE I reach a point by April 7th or 9th I'm happy with.  How many weeks is that.  THREE off the top of my head.  April 9th is 3 weeks.  Possible I'll be like ok at this point I'm happy enough.  Which would probably be a total loss of around 45 pounds.  Presumably.  More or less.  Sweet!  NO IT'S NOT IT COULDA BEEN 50 IF I HADN'T MUCKED IT UP.  OH WELL I THINK IT'S SWEET ANYWAY.  Sweet!  I'll be back here tomorrow!

-1:41 P.M.

Friday, March 18, 2022

That's What I've Been Trying To Tell You

    HELLO.  Very decent chance ACT I is interrupted by Super Market delivery!  Great!  I'm okay with that.  Means I won't finish the act then just Wait Around For A While.  So that's good.  Did some TerribleNight Snacking last night but still on target for what I was aiming for for the day overall.  So that's good.  Scale is consistent now during early afternoon.  And it's tellin' me a number I'm pretty good with!  So that's good.  I have PEPSI right now but will soon have COCA COLA: ZERO VERSION.  So that's good.  Had RealMeal for lunch yesterday and probably have another one for lunch today.  As opposed to Big Cookie.  So that's good.  I dunno maybe having Big Cookie would be better.  Also Big Cookie is a Lobby.  They Lobby Congress for Pro-Cookie Legislation.  Or at the very least NO ANTI-Cookie legislation.  Hmm sounds good.  I'd take their money.  Because I'd vote that way anyway.  Now I have more money on top of that.  So that's good.
     Wonderful.  PRETTY SURE I'm gonna get a GriddleCentric Meal for dinner tonight but not sure which one to get.  CCP, Frenched Toast (CHALLAH OR OLD FASHIONED), Waffle... I DON'T KNOW.  All I know is if I get CCP I will have 2/3rds of it.  Also in my house we pronounce Challah with a Y.  Challey.  Is that universal?  Is it semi-universal?  Is it just us?  My guess?  Semi-semi universal.  It's not uncommon completely but also not the most common.  BETTER LTURQ.  NOT COMMON.  But I did find something about it.  Some BULLETIN BOARD someone was asking about it and said they found the Y pronunciation mostly in NEW YORK AND PITTSBURGH.  ALRIGHT PITTSBURGH NOW WE'RE TALKING.  Let's form an alliance.  What does that mean.  Not 100%!  Either way probably gonna get BISON BURGER for lunch tomorrow.  Giving 10% thought to getting a hamburger because it's been a long time and I wanna see how it tastes again.  WOW 10% THOUGHT.  Amazing. 
     So that's GREAT.  Personally I say Challah now.  I used to say Challey when I was younger because That Was All I Knew.  Now I have fallen prey to society's standard and given up my Family Individuality.  I DON'T LIKE IT.  I'm gonna make an effort to start with the Y again.  YEAH!  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Chocolate Caramel Day and National Poultry Day.  GREAT.  ON BOARD WITH BOTH.  I like Chocolate.  I like Caramel for the most part.  Not a huge fan but I'm Neutral-Positive on Caramel.  Also poultry is wonderful.  I like the part where it tastes good AND is healthy.  Also I like how it encompasses different things.  First thing that came to mind was Chicken.  Then I was like hey how about duck.  NOW I REALIZE oh right TURKEY HOW COULD I FORGET TURKEY.  What the Hell am I talking about.  Not a lot of mixture of Chocolate and Meat.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Nah I probably don't have to look into that one.
     Sure.  I ORDERED HALF A POUND OF ROAST BEEF AND THEY'RE SENDING ME .58 OF A POUND.  NO GOOD.  The little bit extra it costs doesn't hurt so bad but having to eat slightly more DOES.  THAT'S CALORIES I DON'T NEED.  Then again MORE FILLING.  MORE TASTE.  HMM INTERESTING COUNTERPOINT.  Whatever.  HEY there was spring training yesterday! Games, I mean.  Not The Mets but SOME GAMES.  Let's see who came out on top.  THE CHICAGO WHITE SOX played The CHICAGO CUBS TWICE and won both.  In Spring Training Season sometimes you go Split Squad.  So that's how they played them twice.  THEY DOMINATED AND WON BOTH GAMES WHAT ARE THE ODDS.  100%.  WELL SURE HINDSIGHT is 100%/100%!  Okay.  Okay!  Looks like Moderna is trying to get everyone eligible for 4th Shot.  My Dad is in favor of me getting 4th shot if available.  I've been getting PHIZER and I'm happy with the PHIZER so we'll see how all that shakes out.  So there's that.  So that's good.  I HATE IT.  NOT FUNNY.  ANNOYING.  The, "So That's Good Thing."  BUT ALSO 60% OF EVERYTHING ELSE THAT I'M ABOUT.
     Yeah!  Coffee after this paragraph.  Anyway.  Halfway between being on schedule and how far off schedule I was for a few days in a row earlier this week.  Amazing.  Think I'm gonna have thing that's like Pop Tart but different than Pop Tart and 2/3rds the size of Pop Tart as side for Roast Beef Sandwich.  YEAH.  LOOK the best case I can make for Big Cookie is that I would probably prefer Bison Burger tonight as opposed to lunch tomorrow if nothing else was the same.  BUT I also want Roast Beef for lunch today.  And I Don't wanna have both those things in one day.  So if I had Big Cookie for lunch then I could have Bison Burger for dinner.  LOOK THE POINT IS THIS IS ALL VERY FASCINATING BUT IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON TO ANOTHER SUBJECT.  Probably.  I'll come back to this subject later probably!  It's IMPORTANT and ON MY MIND.  What else is up.  They say Spring starts on the 20th this year.  NOT A FAN.  When I was a kid I always thought seasons started on the 21sts always.  NOW THEY'RE TELLING ME DIFFERENT?  GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.
    I'm SURE a lot of this has been said several times before.  Challey.  Seasons on the 21st.  ...THAT'S IT.  That's all I've said so far today and also that's all been said before several times.  But they're important points!  They mean a lot!  Good.  Belly starting to get a real concave shape.  Being sculpted in a strange way based on the combination of Lots Of Sit Ups and also Lots Of Sweets.  Not sure how I feel about how it's starting to look!  Other than thinking well I wanna lose another 4.5 pounds or so so how it looks right now is INCONSEQUENTIAL it'll look different by the time I'm done.  Amazing.  Kinda feel like watching The Shining.  I forget how it occurred to me this morning.  I think at first I was thinking of The Simpsons episode where they parody The Shining.  I forget how THAT occurred to me.  The point is I WANNA SEE SOME HORROR STUFF.  HORRIFY ME I DARE You.  Wait no that's no good.  Don't ACTUALLY Horrify me.  That's no fun!  Maybe it's fun for you.  You PERVERT.
     What else.  Seventh paragraph!  Before this entry I was thinking between Waffle and French Toast (CHALLEY TYPE) for dinner but then I typed out CCP and now I'm strongly considering that.  CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES FOR THE UNINITIATED.  Get initiated you idiot whatever that means.  Anyway that'd presumably be more calories even if I'm only eating 2/3rds of it PRESUMABLY.  Maybe not.  Maybe I've been estimating these calories all wrong.  Either way who cares!  I'm allowing myself more calories for meals, might as well use the allowance instead of Banking It!  Okay.  Okay!  Maybe have Oatmeal Raisin cookie as upcoming snack.  It's the sister cookie to the Fiber One Chocolate Chunk Cookie that I can't control myself around.  But I CAN control myself around Oatmeal Raisin Cookie and it's just as good.  AMAZING.  Also there's only one left anyway.  AMAZING.  Also I can write three paragraphs before Super Market comes probably.  COOL.
     Yeah!  I DUNNO WHAT SNACK I'M GONNA HAVE LATER.  All I know is I'll either have it after putting away groceries OR after taking walk after I put away groceries YOU IDIOT.  Anyway.  Perth Australia got any Sister Cities in America?  Lemme LTURQ.  LOTS of sister cities-- the one in America?  HOUSTON, TEXAS.  WOW.  HOUSTON WE HAVE A PROBLEM-- WE'RE NOT AS GOOD AS OUR SISTER CITY PERTH AUSTRALIA.  Houston is probably pretty good.  Gotta imagine it's Liberal on the whole because it's a Metropolis.  What else is up.  What if Houston was like, in response to Houston We Have A Problem, Houston is all like NOPE YOU'VE GOT A PROBLEM.  WE'RE TOTALLY FINE HERE ON EARTH.  ALSO EARTH RHYMES WITH PERTH OUR SISTER CITY.  BUT THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN UNTIL 1984 ACCORDING TO WEBSITE.  SO WE'RE NOT SISTER CITIES YET.  BUT IF ANYONE CAN SEE THE FUTURE IT'S US, HOUSTON, NASA OR WHATEVER.  Also are they in the heart of Houston or on a Base somewhere.  My guess is Some Sort Of BASE.  Huh. 
    HEY GOOD NEWS.  I just remembered I'm getting Fancy Cookie where it's like Chocolate Bar on top of Cookie from Super Market.  I can have 2 of those for Upcoming Snack.  Normally I'd be like that's the right amount of calories but that won't fill me up.  NOW I KINDA FEEL LIKE IT'LL FILL ME UP ENOUGH.  As much as any other snack for that amount of calories.  And DELICIOUS.  So there's that.  What else is So There's That.  WAIT A SECOND PERTH AUSTRALIA ALSO HAS SISTER CITY SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA ESTABLISHED 1987.  I can understand having multiple sister cities with multiple countries.  Not 100% a fan of that but I can understand that.  Several Sister Cities within the same country as each other?  NO GOOD.  CHEAPENS THE WHOLE EXPERIENCE.  Now I HATE this.  What else is up.  Also who decided Cities were Female.  Probably some IDIOT that'd be my guess.  What else is up.  Lately I take a Klonopin in the morning most of the time.  Didn't take one today!  Good for me.  Still some time left in the morning.  At this point though I DON'T CARE.
     Last paragraph of the act.  We did it potentially!  I assume after Houston figured out how to help Apollo 13 they were like APOLLO 13, WE HAVE A SOLUTION.  Probably.  Not sure if Houston had the solution or Apollo 13 had the solution.  They probably worked together.  I saw the movie but I forget and also probably not 100% accurate.  I also saw FROM THE EARTH TO THE MOON which was a Documentary but I forget that too.  Probably only 98% accurate.  LOOK if you're making a Documentary Mini Series you're gonna get 2% facts wrong that's just the nature of the beast.  What else is up.  Tom Hanks gotta be like WE WEREN'T 2% WRONG, HISTORY WAS 2% WRONG!  The docu series was RIGHT.  What Actually Happened was WRONG.  What else.  If you get rid of the Om his name is Thanks.  I think we all realized this long ago.  I'm not saying anything new with abbreviating Tom Hanks'es name as Thanks.  Well that's it for this act.  I'll be back later!

I Couldn't Agree More

    I'M LEANING TOWARDS WAFFLES.  Heavily.  Well, WAFFLE.  Just one big Waffle.  Great!  Anyway.  HAD TWO FANCY COOKIES.  That'd be another Fine Meal.  9-12 of these cookies.  Although if I do it in current iteration it'd have to be 9-11.  Only 13 in the box!  OH NO 9-11 RUN AWAY.  Let's take back 9-11.  REAPPROPRIATE IT.  FOR US.  The number I mean.  Not The Event.  Also we're not associating it with Police Call either.  That's not us.  The Police Are Terrible People Half The Time!  9-11 FOR THE COMMONER AMERICAN.  I Don't Know What That MEANS.  Oh well.  One specific urination problem I have is that at least half the time I piss, I leave the bathroom and then 20 seconds later I'm like ACTUALLY NOPE NOT DONE.  STILL GOT SOME MORE PEE TO SQUEEZE OUTTA MY... BLADDER, THAT'S THE WORD.  You'd think after this happening 25 times a day I'd remember the word bladder at some point but apparently each time this happens I have to re-calibrate what the word is for where piss is stored.  GO FIGURE.  What else is crap.  Coffee with NEXT act.  Sure.
     What else.  I'm interested in what eating Waffle will be like fresh from the restaurant.  Can't remember the last time I had Waffle just as it was when it was delivered.  Always eat it from Oven!  Or cold!  Or I guess Microwave I've tried a few times!  This'll be interesting.  VERY interesting.  Might take a bite and be like Nah I Wanna Put It In Oven For 15 Minutes.  WE'LL SEE.  I'll see.  I'll tell ya about it tomorrow if I remember.  I'll probably remember!  I got nothing else to remember might as well remember this.  Hmm.  So far I think I can manage these Fancy Cookies that I knock 'em out responsibly and don't eat any of 'em impulsively.  Unless it's a MightNight Snack.  Tonight is the biggest risk.  If I make it through tonight without eating them MightNightWise, I think I can knock out the 11 cookies left responsibly.  WOW.  WHAT A GREAT STORY I JUST TOLD.  ALSO IT'S JUST LIKE THE LAST 4000 STORIES I TOLD MORE OR LESS.  SAME BASIC IDEA.
    Whatever.  You get what you pay for.  Usually.  Sometimes you don't!  Could be a scam!  I'm guessing 15% of things are scams where you don't get what you pay for.  I know that seems high but that's My Politics.  Thinking 15% of things are scams.  Maybe that's low.  It depends how you define THINGS.  Also what else is up.  Been enjoying Cold Coffee.  Not iced.  No ice in it!  Just Cold!  Anyway had that 2 times over the last few days.  Good stuff!  I'm almost out of it.  I'm reasonably sure I could just make coffee and wait for it to be room temperature and then put it in the fridge and then 2 hours later it's the same thing.  OR don't even wait for it to be room temperature to put it in the fridge.  Not sure why that's necessary.  Does SORT OF sound like it might be necessary for Safety Reasons or something.  Sure I'll capitalize Safety Reasons.  IT'S IMPORTANT.  Gotta be SAFE.  For REASONS.  Hmm.  Anyway 2 Fancy Cookies didn't fill me up 100% as I hoped but reasonably close.  Weren't a total bust in terms of satisfying me.
     YEAH.  Anyway.  What else is up.  ROAST BEEF SANDWICH FOR LUNCH?  I LVOE LUNCH!!!  So that's great and whatnot.  I dunno.  Didn't get any Veggie Burgers this week.  Wanted to get Bison Burger(s????) from Restaurant instead.  Also we're adults right.  Why do we call them Veggie Burgers.  They're VEGETABLE BURGERS.  GROW UP YOU IDIOTS.  The point is I'm pretty close to being done with this Act and I haven't been here very long at all!  Great news!  The sooner I get done with acts the sooner I Have Lunch.  Which is Great News.  Because I like having lunch!  We covered this in the beginning of the paragraph.  Probably will cover it again at the end of the paragraph.  For consistency's sake!  What else is up.  What are New York's Sister Cities.  HMM.  I bet there's WAY TOO MANY of them.  It's gonna be like 80 cities.  Let's see.  NYC has a dozen sister cities and it's The Top Cities you'd expect.  Real World Class Cities.  But some NYC Neighborhoods/boroughs have their own specific sister cities!  Where I live doesn't!  DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.  I LOVE LUNCH.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Great!  Let's see what's the best NYC Sister City.  Lotta good contender.  But how do I FEEL about these sister cities.  What's MY favorite. TOKYO IS NUMBER ONE.  Budapest is number two.  I've never given considerable though to Budapest at all over my entire life.  Didn't even know where it was!  But I just read Budapest and I was like YA KNOW WHAT I LIKE THE SOUND OF BUDAPEST.  Also it's in Turkey.  I LIKE THE SOUND OF TURKEY.  It's the third poultry you'd think of and then regret not thinking of it first or second.  Amazing.  WAIT NO IT'S HUNGARY.  Which is how you feel before eating turkey.  OH RIGHT TAHT ALL CHECKS OUT I GUESS.  Got new Regular Animal Crackers for first time in a while.  Lately just been focusing on Micro Cancer Animal Crackers.  GREAT THAT MIGHT WORK OUT FOR THE BEST WHO KNOWS FOR SURE.  I guess.  Anyway I dunno.  I guess I'll take a walk now and see ya in a little bit!

I'm Glad I Feel That Way

    THINK I'm gonna heat up Roast Beef Thin Deli Slices in microwave.  Because I like doing things!  THINK I'm gonna have 2 Fancy Cookies with sandwich instead of Fruit Flavor Filled Breakfast 2/3rds Sized Breakfast Pastry because I want to have BANANA as afternoon snack.  This way I get VARIETY.  If I had fruit filled snack with lunch then I'd REALLY wanna Chocolate and/or Cookie Type Based Snack as Stand Alone Snack.  AMAZING.  I CAN'T WAIT TO RE-UP WITH COFFEE AFTER THIS PARAGRAPH.  IT WILL BE A GRAND REUNION.  Cool.  Impulse Cookies arrived while I was on walk!  Sometime this week!  Why not!  Good plan is do a day where I pair Turkey Sandwich for lunch with Box Of Impulse Cookies for dinner.  YEAH THIS IS GOOD STUFF.  Not good ENTERTAINING stuff.  But Good I'M GONNA BE FOOD ENTERTAINED SOMETIME SOON stuff.  So there's that.  Also not gonna make a meal of Fancy Cookies.  Don't think I'd be satisfied!  GREAT STUFF.  Coffee time!
     GONNA mix things up and take shower after entry instead of taking walk first and then shower.  AMAZING.  Get to check my weight at the time it's been consistent the last few days.  AMAZING.  Prepared to be SLIGHTLY DISAPPOINTED!  What else is up.  Sure seemed like a lot of people were Walking In Park today.  Nice day outside!  Everyone seemed happy.  Probably traumatized by what's going on in Ukraine and being happy as a coping mechanism.  TRAMAUTRIZED IS TOO FAR.  Worried.  Upset!  Significantly disturbed.  I don't think it's Trauma Level Yet!  I mean not FOR ME AND MY NEIGHBORS.  For THEM it's Exponential Trauma.  Well that's great good stuff wonderful.  Either way I APPRECIATED everyone smiling and all that stuff.  Felt good for a bit.  What else is up.  Been a while since I put SWEET N LOW on Waffle instead of TRUVIA.  Truvia Dots are BIGGER than sweet n low.  Sweet n low is a FINER artificial sweetener.  Maybe I don't put Artificial Sweetener on waffle how about that.  HMM INTERESTING COUNTERPOINT.  I'll consider it.
     Sure.  Three paragraphs to go.  Wonderful.  I'm having coffee with a modest amount of cream right now!  That's gonna change what the scale says by SEVENTEEN POUNDS.  So I gotta take that into consideration.  Under consideration?  With consideration?  Who knows.  Is it possible my neighbors are just genuinely happy and it's because THEY'RE not in Ukraine?  Sure.  Why not.  Kinda inconsiderate but it's an understandable feeling!  What else is crap.  MAYBE PEOPLE ARE HAPPY BECAUSE IT'S A NICE DAY OUTSIDE.  Nah that's too obvious.  Can't be that!  Anyway.  Fancy Cookie Company is PRETTY SURE OF ITSELF selling a box of cookies that are just 13 Relatively Small cookies.  They're not TINY cookies.  But they're not BIG COOKIE either.  13 for this size of cookie seems low!  THEN AGAIN NOT REALLY.  What's going on.  Where am I.  What else is going on.  Not sure whether to have 2 cookies before sandwich or after sandwich.  Feel like having them together.  I think biting into them intermittendtly is out of the question because Not Enough Bites To It.  I feel like having 1 at a time would just be a tease.  HMM.
    Penultimate paragraph!  Maybe check my weight after shower.  Maybe don't check my weight!  Who cares is the point.  HMM Mets are playing an INTRASQUAD game and it's being televised on the internet!  MAYBE EVEN ON THE TV.  LEMME LTURQ.  I could presumably put it on the TV from the internet.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEAH!  Not on TV but I got it on my TV through the internet.  Got commentators which is GREAT.  Camera is behind home plate but not DIRECTLY behind home plate so it's a good enough angle to get into.  So the point is GREAT I ALSO SAW A HELLRAISER WAS ON REGULAR TV I'M RECORDING THAT SHIT FOR LATER.  Great.  Anyway.  Presumably early in the game.  I don't know for sure!  But MY GUESS is the game started at OH I DON'T KNOW 1:05 PM?  Based on nothing.  Just seems like a reasonable time to start this game.  Also not sure how many innings this will go!  WELL THAT'S GREAT JUST GREAT.  I feel like PROBABLY it's not on the very verge of ending.  UNLIKE THIS ENTRY.  ONE MORE PARAGRAPH TO GO!
     Okay.  Anyway.  Maybe my neighbors are excited for Baseball Being Back.  My guess is probably not because I'm under the impression Baseball Has No Fans these days.  Well some fans.  They're doing OKAY with fans.  But it's A PROBLEM they're dealing with is Decreasing Population Of Fans Of Baseball.  Okay.  This would be an interesting angle for a baseball video game.  Interesting hot take!  It's like being right behind home plate but to the left a little bit.  And rotated appropriately of course.  Not just Straight On but Transposed To The Left.  That'd be Insane.  Oh right I'm gonna miss a lot of this because of shower and walks.  Anyway.  Most of these people who seemed happy were wearing masks.  I didn't see them smile EXACTLY but the rest of their face and body language seemed pretty upbeat!  ALSO BEHAVIOR.  Can't forget about upbeat behavior!  Anyway that's it for me.  I'll see you guys tomorrow.

-1:34 P.M.

Thursday, March 17, 2022

Let Me Get That For You

    HI!  What's going on and crap.  Last 3 days I got started about 2 hours behind schedule.  Today I'm only 15-30 minutes behind schedule!  Also life is better when there is no schedule!  SAME ORDER OF THINGS BUT WHEN I START IS UP TA ME.  Also can take BREAKS Between Things if I feel like it.  Hmm what would I accomplish with A Break.  Nothing!  That's the point of break.  You look up Taking A Break in the dictionary it says To Accomplish Nothing.  Don't take my word for it!  Look it up!  They don't have phrases in the dictionary.  Also if they did they wouldn't have wrong definitions of those phrases in the dictionary.  Anyway gotta imagine that's a thing.  Dictionary for phrases.  I feel like I've even seen one before.  Hard to tell because all books look the same.  Can I get in trouble for saying that.  You can't judge a book by its cover.  CAUSE THEY'RE ALL THE SAME.  WOW WORDS AND MAYBE AN IMAGE BEEN THERE DONE THAT.
     Whatever.  Haven't had MightNight snacks in a few days.  And last night I woke up with the urge.  STOPPED MYSELF.  You idiots.  Anyway today is Saint Patrick's Day.  How many Saints have their own day that are still celebrated today.  Gotta imagine in Ancient Times there were plenty of Saint Days.  But over time most of them fell out of favor.  But Patrick's day survived!  Good for him is the point.  What's he the patron saint of.  Lets LTURQ.  Just says he's the Patron Saint of Ireland.  That's not a thing.  Ireland isn't a real country.  It's just something Obama and Hunter Biden invented in 2014.  Anyway.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... HMM they updated this webpage that says the National Foods Of The Day.  Now it's harder to navigate.  I can't figure it out.  Lemme try some more...  National Lacy Oatmeal Cookie Day and National Sloppy Joe Day.  Sloppy Joe?  GREAT.  That's what the GOP should be calling Joe Biden in the first place.  Lacy Oatmeal Cookie Day?  GOTTA LTURQ!  THINNER AND CRISPIER THAN REGULAR OATMEAL COOKIE.  COUNT ME OUT.
    That's the good part about Oatmeal cookies.  The NON-CRISPINESS.  The word escapes me.  Soft.  Crumbly.  Chewy.  These are all good words but none of them are exactly what I mean.  Anyway if I could fit in 9 walks while being an hour and a half further into the day than today COULD I FIT IN 10 TODAY?!?!  Who cares I'm gonna go with 9.  But the point is 9 shouldn't be so hard.  WHY MUST I WALK 9 TIMES.  Nothing else to do YOU IDIOT.  Checked scale again today.  Again it was unreasonably low.  Guess I'll check again in a few hours to see if it  Accurate-izes itself later in the day again.  Hmm.  Seeing urologist in 2 weeks about Ball and about Urination Out Of Control.  Got the pills for Urination Issue but my Dad is lobbying me to not take them until I see urologist.  FINE.  I don't wanna put up a fight.  Too lazy!  What else is up.  We're just blowing through March ain't we.  Only 2 more weeks of PERTH AUSTRALIA.  DANGIT.  No way April World Travel Calendar Destination Of The Month will be as good or better than Perth Australia!
    Hmm.  No corned beef tomorrow.  No pastrami!  As the 2ndary to Turkey gonna go with the Fancy Roast Beef again.  Taste good!  Red meat!  Lower in calories than other kind!  Hmm.  A little bit cooler today.  Good deal.  Comfortable in my sweatshirt jacket I was.  Huh.  If I'm reading Mets Website correctly there is Televised Spring Training game on Saturday!  WOW.  I cant' wait to get bored of baseball 5 minutes in.  Sure I can.  I can wait forever. I ENJOY being enthusiastic about something.  Why would I look forward to losing that enthusiasm.  Makes no sense!  What else makes no sense!  WHO CARES.  Let's talk about things that MAKE sense.  That's what the people want to hear about!  Possibly!  Huh.  Got some nice sweets from Amazon Fresh yesterday.  We're talkin Breakfast was Good Ice Cream Sandwich and II Breakfast Treats.  GOOD DEAL as long as I don't binge on any of these things.  WONDERFUL JUST WONDERFUL. 
    I know on the internet they say, 100%, weight is 100% related to calories.  You consume/burn however many calories and that exactly determines your poundage.  WHAT IF THEY"RE WRONG.  What if I really AM lower in weight than I should be just by the calories.  THEN GOOD DEAL FOR ME.  But probably not the case.  What else.  Watched THE WRESTLER yesterday.  I assume they were showing it because it was 3/16 and that's a Wrestling Number.  There was a Wrestling Super Star called STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN and for some reason he was associated with the number 3:16.  I think it started with some guy in the stands had a sign that said Austin 3:16 like a BIBLE VERSE or something.  And then they just ran with it.  I COULD BE WRONG ABOUT THAT.  Either way I forget who cares about anything.  WAIT A SECOND NO.  Saturday is first spring training game but UNTELEVISED.  However it definitely looks like SUNDAY is televised.  GREAT.  This is great news!  I feel like I'd NOT lose enthusiasm for baseball if I first see it this Sunday 1 PM instead of this Saturday 6 PM.  GONNA BE MORE IN THE MOOD AT THAT TIME FOR SOME SPRING TRAINING.  Okay Calm Down Jeez.  Coffee time.
    Added Fiber One Cookies I can never eat responsibly and always binge on to Amazon Cart!  I feel like this time is the exception that proves the rule!  I don't wanna prove the rule.  I wanna BLOW UP the rule.  From now on The Past Rule is BROKEN.  Anyway.  I CAN eat them responsibly some times, just not enjoy it.  I have one and it just makes me want more and I don't necessarily HAVE more but it's a negative experience all the same.  THIS TIME IT'S GONNA BE DIFFERENT THOUGH.  What else and crap.  Steve Austin was the six million dollar man.  You know what's cooler than a six million dollar man.  A six BILLION dollar man.  That's something like A DOZEN SUPER YACHTS.  I feel like that's a super super yacht, 500 mill.  Gonna have to look into that one.  NO I DON'T.  FUCK THEM YACHTS.  LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  What else is up.  I am a little weary of these Anti-Urination Pills.  Seems like some side effects are bad!
    YEAH.  What else is up.  Wearing an unlaundered shirt again today.  Maybe I'll get some laundered shirts later today.  Gotta wait and see!  Maybe do Fantasy Baseball Draft.  Maybe not.  I've narrowed it down to That.  Maybe.  AND Maybe Not.  Same thing.  That's Shakespeare.  To Be Or Not To Be.  Same thing!  Wait that doesn't check out.  Oh well that's life.  Had some good Meal Times the last 3 days waking up late.  Now I'm back to square one.  First instinct is just transpose everything back according to when I woke up.  But maybe that's wrong.  Maybe have lunch and dinner at same time even though they're later in the day now compared to breakfast.  I DON'T KNOW GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Gonna have lunch soon after entry is over.  Transposed one might say.  DINNER I DUNNO WE'LL SEE.  I just hope I don't try putting off dinner slightly and then really wanna eat something and start a binge.  That's always the worry!
    Sure.  Great!  What else!  I see some people are angry we're going with permanent Daylight Savings Time as opposed to permanent NOT Daylight Savings Time.  I didn't even think of that Because I'm Stupid.  Making it a standard thing all year round, you can go either One Way or The Other Way.  HMM.  This way it's dark in the morning or something at some points in the year.  Not sure I like that!  Not sure I DON'T like that.  Maybe that would hit the spot.  I kinda like the idea of taking a first walk during The Sun Up.  Like it TOO MUCH.  Wait scratch that Not Too Much but Appropriate Much.  Sure.  SUN WON'T RISE UNTIL 8 or 9 AM AT SOME POINTS IN SOME PARTS OF COUNTRY.  PERFECT.  I take my first walk at 9 AM at earliest.  HOPEFULLY still vaguely dark on first walk.  OR I COULD GET UP EARLIER to take a walk in the Vaguely Dark.  IT'S FUN YOU IDIOTS.  The day is starting and I'M RIGHT THERE WITH IT.  Me & Day are on same page is the point.
    Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Sweet.  I will soon be faced with the dilemma of either being a good boy and having Apple Or Banana or being a bad boy and having Fiber or Granola or Assorted Other Cookie/Bar/Brownie as snack.  LOOK it's 30% Being Good Healthwise and 70% Being Good I HAVE TO EAT THESE BEFORE THEY GO BADWISE.  So there's that.  Hmm.  Maybe go with another Good Ice Cream Sandwich.  THIRTY CALORIES MORE than I wanted to eat but now that I think about it DELICIOUS.  And it's not binging even though I just had one 2 hours ago.  IT'S APPRORPAITE AMOUNT AT APPROPRAITE TIMES.  The point is what else is going on.  Tales From That Crypt Today.  probably figure some other stuff out, too.  Maybe I WILL do a Fantasy Draft today.  Probably with limited to none research beforehand.  But I know more than I did last year!  Anyway great just great.  20 years ago if you wanted to join a Yahoo Fantasy Baseball Public League With Draft you'd have to sign up way ahead of time.  All the drafts were full until a week later.  NOW THEY'RE OPEN ALL DAY.  OR AT LEAST THAT WAS THE CASE LAST YEAR.  AMAZING.
     Okay.  IT'S NOT SPRING YET.  We can't have Spring Training.  It will be Spring on Sunday.  YEAH BUT GAME ONE IS SATURDAY BRAINIAC.  What else is going on and crap.  Figure I'll just go with the snack that is most appealing to me at the time.  AH SO ITS A PUN CLUE THAT IT'LL BE A BANANA HUH.  POSSIBLY!  Very possible.  We have too many bananas.  Gotta do my part and eat a banana.  Plus bananas are fine!  I don't got a problem with bananas.  Well I do but it's balanced out by Good Feelings about Bananas.  Overall Neutral-Positive on bananas!  Also-- fun word to say!  Banana.  Makes me laugh.  Hmm.  Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti for lunch.  Steak and Eggs part III of III for dinner.  Then tomorrow BLANK SLATE.  A few meals from Super Market but I don't have to have them right away.  AMAZING THIS IS GONNA BE A BLAST AND A HALF.  Maybe get that Chinese Food I was alluding to a few days ago that I can have now that I have Bigger Meals.  YEAH.  OR NOT.  MAYBE.  We'll SEE.  What a great website I write.  I'll be back in a little bit.

What's The Hold Up

    HEY!  Had a great idea on walk just now.  Have a relatively guilt free, planned dinner of Cookies I Cant' Control Myself With.  Six in a box!  Eat the box for dinner!  Well, not the box!  The food inside the box!  Definitely would be my biggest dinner in a while but not TOO big and also I'm allotting myself calories for bigger meals which I haven't really been capitalizing on.  This is slightly more than allotted but that's why the allotment is AN AVERAGE.  It's higher than allotment but REASONABLE when you consider that half or more of the time is LESS than allotment.  Anyway that's gonna be great I'm looking forward to that now.  I feel GOOD about things now!  Also I ended up having a Breakfast Treat as snack.  Go figure!  It was the easiest thing.  Right in the front of the cabinet.  Easy to grab.  Whoever set up this cabinet arrangement was definitely wanting to push these cookies.  IT WAS ME.  UNCONSCIOUSLY.  I WANTED TO PUSH THE COOKIES.
    Hmm.  What else is up.  I feel like six of these cookies would satisfy me as a meal.  FIVE NOT SO MUCH.  Oh well that's life.  Anyway.  Still get 2 boxes.  One for Experiment Dinner Meal Of Cookies and one for Pair 1 Cookie with Assorted Other Things As Breakfasts.  Don't think I can have a single cookie as a snack.  Would just make me frustrated I can't have more.  OKAY WE COVERED ALL THAT NOW LET'S GET BACK INTO THE YUKK-EM-UPS.  Have you heard about... uh... I dunno what I was gonna say.  It was gonna be some sort of joke.  Didn't think it through though.  THROUGH THOUGH?  THOSE WORDS ARE ALMOST THE SAME.  OH that was the joke.  Have you heard about the words Through and Though and how they're almost the same.  We got there!  Anyway.  So the point is I got all that going for me is the point.  Gonna have coffee #2 with act #3.  Sure.  Wasn't I gonna cut out the non-relatively-healthy sweets.  Yeah you think so wouldn't you.   Turning point was Breakfast Preparation.  Can't heat up frozen sandwiches every day!  Too lazy!  Can't just have CEREAL.  I dunno why I like this cereal I got that I snack on.  Anyway gotta have Sweets For Breakfast and now I have Sweets in House and now I need MORE Sweets in house and eventually I Will Eat All Of Them At Once.  Or I can try not to do that.  We'll see how I feel.
     Sure!  What else is up.  I WISH I HAD THAT CHOCOLATE CHUNK COOKIE MEAL FOR LUNCH RIGHT NOW.  But I don't.  So there's that!  WAIT I GOT A JUMBO COMPLETE COOKIE yesterday from Amazon FRESH.  I can have that for lunch.  Also it's a fraction of the size of these Fiber One Whole Box Of Cookies.  YEAH.  I can do that for sure.  Really!  I'll see how I feel in 2-3 hours when I'm having lunch.  Anyway THIS IS GREAT NEWS.  The other times I got this cookie (IN OTHER FLAVORS) over the last 2 months I ate as Part Of A Binge.  NOW I'M GONNA EAT IT AS GOD INTENDED.  As a Replacement Meal.  What else is up.  COOKIES SHALL NOT REPLACE US.  They probably SHOULD.  They probably WON'T.  But the point is I forget.  WELL I GOT THAT TO LOOK FORWARD TO.  And it's just about the same amount of calories as low calorie meal I was planning on of Turkey Meatloaf and Health Spaghetti!  NOW it means that gets pushed back to The Next Week.  It came from Super Market last Friday.  Now there's a new Friday and it's still here!  THAT'S OK IT'LL BE FRESH FOR ANOTHER WEEK.  I dunno what I'm basing that on.  Mostly because I WANT TO BELIEVE.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Maybe have Box Of Cookies as a lunch and not dinner.  It's totally arbitrary but I allot myself more calories for dinner than lunch.  BUT I feel like Box of Fiber Cookies will make me fart a lot and I wanna enjoy that throughout the day as opposed to just doing it in my sleep.  STRATEGY.  What else is going on and crap.  Pretty sure there IS a lot of Fiber in Boxes.  Maybe I SHOULD eat the box.  What else is up.  ORDERING LESS MEALS from Super Market so I have more space to get a LUNCH DELIVERY.  Ideally from CHINESE FOOD.  Other good options are CHIPOTLE, other standard fast foods, THE OTHER DINER that makes great French Toast and good chicken sandwiches, THAT SALAD PLACE...  See this is what I'm missing out on by getting too many Super Market meals for lunch.  Also that was one of the best parts about considering 4 Meal Diet.  VARIETY.  I get to eat 125% of the variety of meals as if otherwise.  WAIT NO.  BREAKFAST DOESN'T REALLY COUNT IN THIS EQUATION.  DIFFERENT THING.  So I get to eat 133???% of the variety of meals other wise?  166%???  Who knows it's impossible to calculate.  150%???  THAT SOUNDS GOOD TOO.
     Yeah!  What else is crappening.  DO THE RIGHT THING and have Turkey Meatloaf with health spaghetti.  THERE'S ROOM FOR SWEETS TOO.  I got a snack or three coming my way today.  JUST DO THE RIGHT THING.  But then I will end up having this cookie as part of a binge if I don't eat it as a lunch.  THAT'S JUST A RISK I'LL HAVE TO TAKE.  No it isn't.  GOOD POINT YOU'VE MADE ME DOUBT MYSELF NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO THINK.  Huh.  Gonna take another walk in a few minutes.  I can deal with that.  Deal with it good!  Now that I think about it I can get into enjoyed that Regular Meal I Should Eat.  Yes I could still imagine enjoying the cookie, too!  But right now I'm Swinging Back Around to Regular Meal.  I WILL KEEP YOU UPDATED ON THIS SITUATION AS IT PROGRESSES.  No I won't.  By the time it's progressed to its conclusion and I Have The Meal Whatever It Is our conversation will be over.  BUT I CAN TELL YOU TOMORROW.  SURE GREAT.  Teaser!  Tomorrow you'll find out what I had for lunch today!  WOW TALK ABOUT A CLIFFHANGER.  I'll be back with Act III in a little bit.

I Wrote This Title After Writing The Paragraphs

    HEY!  Had a small fiber brownie.  Got coffee #3.  80% chance I have Real Meal for lunch.  Almost done with Entry Portion Of The Day!  I dunno how I manage to look forward to the rest of the day lately.  But I do!  It will be filled with Nothing but hey Nothing is just what the doctor ordered sometimes.  First Do No Harm.  So Probably Do Nothing???  Nothing is the least likely thing to harm you off the top of my head.  Me, the doctor, my head.  The top of it.  That's where this is coming from.  Cool!  Irresponsible Cookies should be coming tomorrow.  So I can have them whenever I want over the next week!  Probably do it sometime this week.  I'm excited about it and I don't see how I could delay it anymore than 6 days!   A WEEK IS SEVEN DAYS YOU MORON.  Yeah but I still feel six is right in this context.  PROVE ME WRONG!  Anyway what else is going on.  We should be HAPPY with it turning light outside at 9 AM.  In China it's NEVER light outside.  Not sure why I had to make a joke out of it.  There are places where it's dark for months.  Like Alaska.  VERY GLOOMY.
     Sure.  What else is great.  That wasn't a joke in retrospect.  Oh well ya win some ya lose some.  WHAT THE HELL.  I just saw a picture of Old Man Scherzer and his eyes are different colors.  IN A REALLY NOTICEABLE AND FREAKISH WAY.  The proportion of PUPIL to OUTER PUPIL is also incongruent with each other.  HMM no wonder he's a great pitcher.  Hitter gotta keep their eye on the pitcher while the pitch is happening, that's the first rule they teach you in little league.  Hitters are weirded out by this eye configuration he's got going on!  Keep striking out because THEY'RE DISTURBED.  Hmm maybe it's a RUSE.  He's wearing Contacts that look weird.  Oh Okay Now I Get It.  Gotta imagine there's Contact Lense Technology that masks having 2 separate looking eyes.  Should be pretty straight forward.  He can't afford that he's only making 43 million dollars a year.  Not only can afford that, but if it doesn't exist, he can afford to Fund Creating It COMPLETELY.  Just him.  He could make it happen.  And he'd be the patron saint of people whose eyes are different.  AND he'd help himself out while he's at it!
    Whatever.  CHANCES I HAVE COOKIE FOR LUNCH JUMPED TO 40%!!!  I just did some deep thinking about it and ya know what NOT A BAD IDEA AT ALL.  Whatever.  What flavor is this.  I think double chocolate.  It's chocolate on the outside completely with chocolate chips I assume??? That's what double chocolate USUALLY means cookiewise.  Better LTURQ.  YEP THAT APPEARS TO BE THE DEAL.  So I got that going for me potentially.  I could have Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti tomorrow for lunch.  I won't have a DELIVERY meal that I have to eat.  So it is a relatively blank slate other than wanting to get started on New Super Market Meals.  So the point is I GOT OPTIONS.  I could even have Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti for dinner and push Steak and Eggs Part III to lunch tomorrow.  WHAT THE HELL IS THIS.  WHY.  That's all I gotta wonder.  The point is GREAT we're getting real close to the end of the entry and thus we move on with the day towards something else that presumably is 80% Tales From That Crypt and 40% something else.  SURE I KNOW MATH.  IT'S WHATEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Sweet.  A few Pixar and Pixar-esque movies on Disney Plus from Very Recent down to the last few year or two I've never seen.  I could watch those.  I like ENTERTAINMENT.  Sure I'm not a child and I don't have a child and I'm not even 100% sure what a child is but presumably they make these movies adult-friendly too.  So there's that.  TURNING RED?  ABOUT AN ASIAN GIRL?  WHAT IS THIS A COMMUNISM ALLEGORY.  DON'T LIKE IT.  Also I think she turns into a Panda.  THAT'S THE NATIONAL STATE ANIMAL OF CHINA.  WHICH IS COMMUNISM EMBODIED.  Lots of things wrong with this assessment of Turning Red.  PROBABLY.  I haven't seen it yet.  I guess there's a 5% chance YEP THIS IS MOSTLY AN ACCURATE ASSESSMENT OF TURNING RED.  The point is what else is going on and crap.  Take a walk take a shower have some lunch!  This is gonna be a real nailbiter.  Gonna go right to the finish.  What I'm gonna have for lunch I mean.  Oh Okay I Get It.
     Last paragraph!  Good Deal!  Today's Thursday.  That's okay.  I got no problems with Thursdays in general.  Sure I got lots of problems with SPECIFIC Thursdays.  But it's generally not Thursday's Fault Completely.  It just happens to be a Thursday When I Got Problems With The Day.  Although I guess SOMETIMES It's Thursday's fault.  Amazing am I done yet.  NOPE Several more sentences!  A LOT OF SEVERAL.  Okay let's see, hmm.  I'm not gonna do a fantasy baseball draft.  After the first 4 rounds we'd start to get into a player pool that I don't know their names and I don't wanna feel dumb.  FIFTH ROUND PLAYERS ARE GENERALLY WORTHWHILE PLAYERS FOR YOUR TEAM AND I KNOW NONE OF THESE.  I FEEL LIKE A REAL IDIOT THANKS A LOT YAHOO FANTASY SPORTS.  Anyway the good news is WOW NOW WE'RE REALLY CLOSE to the end of the entry.  Oh right we ARE at the end of the entry.  I'll be back tomorrow and the entry JUST MIGHT be 15% better than today's.  See ya later!

-12:16 P.M.

Wednesday, March 16, 2022

Somehow This Is Good Somehow

    HELLO FRIENDS.  Don't feel so great today!  Kind of under the weather.  Not so bad.  When I woke up I was worried about having The Covid but it dissipated and now I feel just a bit feverish.  FLUISH one might say.  One might say anything.  It's up to them.  I'm not here to tell One What To Say.  Anyway.  Checked weight today!  Not good news!  I checked it a dozen times over the course of 3 weigh ins over the course of 2 hours and I weighed between 1-6 pounds less than yesterday!  GREAT NOW I CAN'T TRUST THIS AT ALL.  I'd HAPPILY settle for accurately being what it said I was yesterday.  But now I can't trust that!  DANGIT.  I guess IN THEORY it makes no difference because the diet I wanna do over next six weeks to get to Perect Weight I can just do several weeks longer if I have to.  BUT THIS IS A REAL BLOW TO THE PART OF ME THAT LOVES CONTEXT.  Dumb scale.  Anyway what else is going on.  Had Zoom Appointment with Therapist.  That went okay.  No tragedies happened or anything!  Maybe the prelude to a tragedy. 
    Not sure what that would be.  She recommended I find a Community College One Off Online Class I'd be interested in.  Maybe I take one and it somehow becomes a tragedy.  Anything's possible.  I'm not gonna do that.  I already looked up available classes.  NOTHIN GOOD.  Also possibly NOTHIN AT ALL.  It's possible when I checked there were just Zero Things like that.  Anyway I got snapple going on right now.  That's good.  Gotta commit to being in house for a chunk of time in mid-late afternoon to accept Amazon Fresh delivery.  GREAT.  THIS IS GONNA MAKE IT HARDER TO TAKE 9 WALKS IN A DAY THRICE DAYS IN A ROW.  I'd settle for eight.  EIGHT AIN'T BAD.  Wonderful.  Watched that Horror Movie Documentary about Sleep Paralysis.  Not 100% sure whether it was real documentary or not.  Really!  Usually no one's being sneaky about whether it's real or not.  It's just spliced interviews and dramatic re-enactments of people who have had Sleep Paralysis and experienced TERROR from it.  Could be 100% real interviews.  Could be 100% scripted.  COULD BE SCRIPTED BUT BASED ON REAL INTERVIEWS.  Either way FINE.  I watched it and survived.  Good for me.
    Anyway!  What else is up.  Gotta figure out what to do with the rest of my days.  First third of day is entry.  GREAT WE GET THAT.  We need MORE.  There's an entire 2/3rds of the day that isn't 1/3rd of the day.  That's a lot of thirds!  The most amount of thirds you can get that's not Just All Of It.  What else is up.  Still aiming to lose .75 LB a week!  That's pretty much it.  Good shot I'll be happy about where I'm at six weeks from now no matter what Accurate Scale Number Is.  BETTER shot I'll be truthfully happy about it but on the surface be like YA KNOW WHAT I CAN DO BETTER.  We'll see how that goes.  Got an entire six weeks to speculate.  That's 1 and a half months!  NOT REALLY.  MOST MONTHS MORE THAN 4 WEEKS.  I liked thinking about time between Present and That Appointment Day over the weekend into Monday and Tuesday.  That REALLY WAS one and a half months.  THOSE EXTRA DAY OR TWOSE CLINCHED THE DEAL.
    Huh?  Oh.  Had Frozen Breakfast Sandwich for breakfast today.  Delicious.  Put it in the oven!  Then didn't eat it right away when I took it out.  Then hate it back up in the microwave.  GENIUS.  What else is up.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Corned Beef And Cabbage Day.  HMM.  WHAT NATION ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.  KINDA SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT IRELAND.  I'LL ALLOW IT.  I like Corned Beef.  Cabbage is edible.  No one is saying cabbage isn't edible!  We're just saying that all things being equal you can do A LOT BETTER than eating cabbage.  What else is up.  Whatta do for today.  I KNOW ROCKSMITH BUT IT'S SO HARD.  I gotta load it up and everything.  Gotta deal with being bad at it.  NO FUN.  Either way Huh.  A little TOO WARM today.  Look if it was this warmness in a week and a half SURE.  Fine.  GREAT.  A little too quick to this warmness, though.  SLOW IT DOWN WHAT'S THE RUSH.  Let's transition from cold to hot CAREFULLY and not in spurts.  So there's that.  Hey coffee after next paragraph.
      Hmm.  Maybe have delicious banana as next snack in the day.  Can't go wrong with a banana.  Lots of times banana wouldn't be RIGHT.  But it also wouldn't necessarily be completely 100% WRONG EITHER.  Cool.  I THINK I CAN DO BETTER THAN A BANANA FOR THE NEXT SNACK.  What an idiot.  What's today gonna be.  What will I accomplish today.  Gotta accomplish something.  Let's lower the bar for what accomplish means.  Doesn't mean I do something productive and worthwhile that is relevant.  Just means SOMETHING HAPPENED.  Something HAS to happen.  I'm pretty sure.  NOTHING CAN NOT CANNOT HAPPEN.  Hmm.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Anyway.  Any great snack I can eat later today from Amazon Fresh responsibly.  Sure.  I can have a Breakfast Treat.  Maybe even two.  LET'S NOT GO CRAZY NOW.  Maybe one and a half.  NOW YOU'RE TALKING MY LANGUAGE.  WHICH IS GREAT.  BECAUSE I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT YOU WERE JUST SAYING BEFORE.
    Maybe Not Accomplishing Tragedy is Accomplishment Enough.  I GUESS BUT THAT'S STILL NO FUN.  I wanna accomplish POSITIVE things.  Not just Not Accomplish Negative Things.  Ultimately HEY THAT'S PRETTY GOOD TOO but still.  Hmm.  Looks like not a lot is going on great in the wide world of sports COLLOQUIALLY but if we're ACTUALLY talking the wide world OF SPORTS not so bad stuff!  Lots of Mets players arriving to Spring Training SAFELY AND RESPONSIBLY.  Talkin' to reporters as they are known to do.  Doin' some DRILLS one would imagine.  Gotta imagine I can watch a spring training game somehow in about a week roughly.  AMAZING.  I think I saw one of the debates they were having is whether to make the bases larger.  Not sure what that accomplishes.  Obviously SOMETHING.  But what's the debate.  Obviously SOMETHING.  Yeah but I don't know what it is.  SO LOOK IT UP BRAINIAC.  OKAY MAYBE I WILL BRAINIAC.  OH just makes it THAT EVER SO SLIGHTLY MUCH EASIER to beat out the throw.  Running to first base after grounding the baseball into the infield.  The base being an extra 3 inches towards you cause it's bigger and has gotta be extra 3 inches towards SOMETHING makes it slightly more likely people are getting on base.  OH OKAY THAT SOUNDS REASONABLE.  NOT TOO BIG THOUGH.
     Sure.  Seventh paragraph!.  Also if you're stealing a base you can sell it on the black market for However Slightly More.  Bigger the base the more valuable it is!  Unless it's made out of materials that are worth NEGATIVE money.  Like radiation.  Gotta imagine if you are holding some radiation you'd have to pay THE OTHER GUY to take it off your hands.  So I would be against making second bases out of radiation.  Hmm.  Great.  Still stuck with knowing what my next 4 meals will be.  Two Steak & eggs, a Turkey Meatloaf & Health Spaghetti, and a Herbed Chicken Broccoli and Sweet Potatoe.  FIGURE I MIGHT GET THE TURKEY MEATLOAF OUT OF THE WAY FOR LUNCH TODAY.  Figure lots of things.  That's one of em!  See I'm accomplishing things.  Not just figuring out what I'll have for lunch but eventually ultimately HAVING THAT LUNCH IN FACT.  Okay.  Well let's not get ahead of our selves.  Whatever.  METS HAVE LIVE SIMULATION GAME ON THE INTERNET RIGHT NOW.  I just saw OLD MAN SCHERZER throw a pitch to some other Met who FOULED IT OFF.  Wait THIS IS BASEBALL?  CALL ME WHEN PLAYOFFS START.  AS LONG AS 14 TEAMS MAKE IT TO THE PLAYOFFS.  THEN WHY BOTHER.  CALL ME WHEN BASEBALL IS INCORPORATED INTO THE WWE.
    Eighth paragraph!  Sweet.  What else is going on and crap.  WHAT TO DO TODAY.  WHAT.  To.  DO.  This is a tough one.  I feel like I've been shaving with the Home Haircut Deal Apparatus I got a year and a half ago and it goes EASIER and QUICKER the longer the facial hair is.  I dunno why.  Just snags right into that long facial hair and gets it off my facial area quicker than if it were FINER hairs.  GREAT.  THIS IS GREAT NEWS.  I GUESS.  I don't hate this news at least.  And I hate lots of news!  Probably almost all of it!  IF ONLY I could apply this great news convenience to other areas of my life.  I don't know what that means.  You know, like it being a metaphor for all areas of my life.  Buying a Home Personal HairCut Kit for Quarantine and then it shaves ya better when it's longer rather than shorter facial hair... BUT AS A METAPHOR (or perhaps even a SIMILE) for other parts of my life.  OH NOW I GET IT.  I said the same thing two times in a row.  The second time I said it really make me understand better.  Okay.
      What else is up.  Looks like we're getting rid of Daylight Savings Time.  Or more accurately Making It Permanent.  It's confusing.  We're making it permanent the effect that it has on the Warm Six Months of the year.  But we're DE-ACTIVATING the hassle of having to do anything about it and having it come up in our lives at all.  It's just gone now.  What the time is What The Time Is.  I DON'T KNOW HOW TO FEEL.  Probably RELATIVELY INDIFFERENT BUT I GET THE SENSE THIS IS PROBABLY FOR THE BEST.  I HAVEN'T CRUNCHED THE NUMBERS IN MY HEAD EXPLICITLY THE CONSEQUENCES THIS WOULD HAVE ON MORNINGS IN ALL PARTS OF YEAR AS WELL AS EVENINGS IN ALL PARTS OF YEAR.  Can't be too hard to crunch those numbers.  NO BUT IT IS HARD TO DO ANYTHING SO THERE'S THAT.  What else is going on and crap.  Ninth paragraph.  Creepin' up towards another walk.  That's good.  I get to walk around and whatnot.  I don't hate it!
     Sure.  Another day wearing an unlaundered shirt.  Oh well.  No one is the wiser.  I'm always wearing a sweatshirt jacket on my walks.  People have NO CLUE.  Unless it smells.  It might smell!  I dunno!  Either way people have SOME clue.  Hmm something smells.  I CAN'T QUITE PLACE IT BUT IT MUST BE THIS GUY'S SHIRT I CAN'T SEE.  Anyway it doesn't matter if they place it or not.  I've done society a disservice by Stinking Up The Joint and I'm sorry but also don't blame me just because I'm too lazy to do laundry myself and instead am reliant upon waiting for my Mom to do it.  It's not MY fault I'm too lazy to do things.  I was BORN THIS WAY.  Probably.  I didn't do SHIT for years after I was born.  What was the first thing I did.  Talk.  Walk.  What do babies do that are like HEY WAIT A SECOND LOOK THE BABY JUST DID SOMETHING.  HOLY CRAP.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Anyway I'm gonna take a walk for now.  Be back soon!

No I Wouldn't Think So

    Hey!  What's up in the wide world of sports.  Either the one with sports or the one without sports.  Of which sports is still involved as a subset I guess.  Right now leaning towards the HERBED CHICKEN meal for lunch in a couple of hours.  It's got everything one can ask for in a lunch.  Chicken!  Sweet Potatoe!  Broccoli!  IN A MICROWAVEABLE DISH.  THE DISH IS SEALED SHUT WITH SOME SORT OF WAX CELLOPHANE THAT IS MICROWAVABLE TOO.  YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO OPEN IT.  Wow Dinner AND A SHOW.  Well it's lunch.  Lunch and a show.  What show.  Watch that enterprise be microwaved.  Oh that show.  That show is okay.  I've seen it a bunch, it's not bad.  What else is going on and crap.  How many micowaves have a Spinner and how many don't.  I feel like my microwave now has a dish that spins the Microwaved Material in a circle during the process.  But I also feel like once upon a time I had a microwave where everything was just stationary.  Not sure where I come down on this issue!  Part of me is like ya know what I DON'T NEED THE SPIN.  Let's just keep it stationary.  DON'T MAKE THIS ANY MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT ALREADY IS.
     Okay.  I could take out the Spin Dish of this microwave and make it stationary.  But I'd have to do it over and over again each time.  I don't wanna take it out permanently and deal with that whole hassle with my parents.  WHY DID YOU TAKE OUT THE SPINNER DISH WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO DO THAT.  IN THIS HOUSE WE SPIN OUR MICROWAVED FOOD BUDDY.  I GUESS IF YOU WANT TO NOT DO IT IT'S YOUR CHOICE BUT CLEAN UP AFTER YOURSELF AND WHATNOT.  BUDDY.  The point is I want my parents to be My Buddy.  Both of them.  AS ONE.  Combine both Father and Mother into Singular Buddy.  I dunno I'm gonna have to look into that one.  Great just great.  Could check weight again later today.  Most obvious time being before or after shower.  Cause that's when I'm In My Nakedness Again.  And gotta be naked to weigh yourself.  What do I care what my clothes weigh.  Let's set them aside for now!  NOT IMPORTANT.  Then again whatever it is it will in essence be just another random number which means nothing.  Even if it turns out to be the accurate number.  HOW WOULD I KNOW THIS TIME IT'S ACCURATE.  If it lines up with what my estimations were going into Yesterday's Weigh In.  THAT'S A GOOD CLUE SURE.  Hey great what else is up.
     Hmm.  Made enough coffee for 3 cups over the day but probably will just have 2!  My life my choice.  Anyway.  I'd like to take a Spinner Shower.  I get in on some sort of glass plate and I just stand still myself but while shower is going on I'm rotating.  Clockwise.  Maybe counterclockwise.  Lemme think about that.  Actually counterclockwise sounds fun.  Let's go with counterclockwise.  Anyway the point is what else is going on.  Editorial about Permanent Daylight Savings title-- Counter Clock Wise?  Is it wise to counter the clock routines and traditions we're all used to.  That's what the headline means.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Jeez.  HMM creeping up through the Entry Portion Of The Day such that I gotta start thinking about first thing I watch on TV after entry/shower/lunch entire first block of day is done.  Why do I have to watch something on TV as the first thing I do.  Because it's EASY BRAINIAC.  If it wasn't the right thing to do why would it be easy?  That makes no sense.  I think that's some solid philosophy for ya.  If It's Easy It's Empirically The Right Way To Go.  HMM.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Cool!  Anyway I had some Sleep Paralysis in teenage years but it wasn't as bad as these people in this movie.  Assuming they're real people.  I feel like it's 85% chance they're at least mostly real people.  Either way maybe have had it half a dozen times in the last 10 years.  So I got that going for me.  For me the way it goes, which I must have gone through dozens of times here, is Ya wake up and CAN'T MOVE.  And ya get the sense some sort of HAUNTING ENTITY is standing right above ya.  BUT YA CAN'T MOVE.  Can see it out of the corner of your eye JUST BARELY KINDA.  Then eventually ya move and your first instinct of moving is activating vocal chords and going MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY.  I dunno.  I forget what I would say.  Let's give me SOME credit for being an adult about the situation.  I think I went MOM, MOM, MOM.  GIVE ME SOME CREDIT YOU IDIOTS.  ALRIGHT I HOPE ITS ARCADE CREDITS.  I can play HALF A DOZEN TO EIGHT GAMES FOR 4 MINUTES EACH AT THIS RATE WITH ALL THESE CREDITS.
      That seems high.  I feel like my experience in arcade I would usually last about 2 minutes on average per game.  Depends on the game!  DEPENDS ON THE CREDITS.  Hmm.  Last paragraph of the act!  Looks like at this rate I'll finish entry, take walk, take shower JUST IN TIME to be ready to wait for Amazon Fresh Delivery.  And have lunch at some point during that time waiting.  Hopefully it happens soon and I resume my day with WALKS and WHATNOT.  Or maybe I gotta just chill for a while.  I DON'T KNOW DO YOU?  I HOPE NOT IT'S THE FUTURE.  NO ONE SHOULD KNOW THE FUTURE IT'S NOT SAFE.  ALSO NONE OF US POSSESS THE RIGHT CHARACTER TO BE ABLE TO KNOW THE FUTURE AND NOT FUCK IT UP SOMEHOW.  OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD MOST LIKELY WITH THE GOAL OF PERSONAL BENEFIT.  BUT YOU COULD FUCK IT UP OTHER WAYS TOO.  The point is Let's All Agree To Not Know The Future.  What else is going on and crap.  Hey the act is over.  I'll be back soon!  PROBABLY.  CAN'T SAY FOR 100% AND I WOULDN'T HAVE IT ANY OTHER WAY.  Could easily be dead by the time I get to Act III of the entry.  GREAT.  THAT'S WHAT THE FLUX CAPACITOR IS ALL ABOUT.  Allowing for Future History Timelines where We Die Early And Unexpectedly For Some Reason.  No Spoilers.  Be back soon.

It's Never Easy Is It

    Hey Good News?  I decided to get undressed and check scale and it was tellin' me the same story as yesterday!  WHICH I BUY.  I didn't buy it yesterday, seemed to good to be true.  NOW I BUY IT because I was trying to be sold even LESS BELIEVABLE NEWS.  So now I'm going to compromise and Buy The Unbelievable But Slightly More Believable News.  Also GREAT at this rate I'll be done, "DIETING," when six week period is up!  I will always have a diet as long as I live though.  Even if it's the future and I'm just eating Nutrition Pills.  That qualifies as a diet per my understanding.  Anyway what else is going on.  OH part of the reason I BUY IT is because I explicitly talked to Father and Mother and their experience with Scale Lately has been that it's been on track and accurate and consistent with past times On Scale.  THERE WE GO CASE CLOSED.  Don't have to check for another week!  Maybe I'll check tomorrow morning just for fun and then it'll be weird and I'll get upset again.  LIKE I SAID... FOR FUN.  What else is up and crap.  Coffee #2 going on!
     I guess.  In the spirit of, "National," Corned Beef And Cabbage Day tomorrow I was gonna get Corned Beef from Super Market for Friday delivery.  Calories be damned!  NAH THOSE CALORIES ARE TOO MUCH.  Let's compromise and get BEEF PASTRAMI.  Closer to corned beef than some other deli meat but not quite as much calories.  The, "NATION," who celebrates Corned Beef and Cabbage would be proud.  I think we all know which one it is.  Anyway what else is up and crap.  Rest of the day already almost!  Amazing!  I wonder what will happen.  I'll be on Twitter for sure.  Gotta keep updated on what's going on in the wide world of TWITTER.  Not sure why.  I think I'd be just as happy without Twitter in my life.  And I don't mean more happy.  I mean it!  JUST as happy.  Exactly the same with or without it.  BUT SUDDENLY LOTS MORE TIME.  Which for me is a bad thing.  I have a hard enough time Filling Up Time as it is.  I don't want MORE time.  That's like someone handing me Radiation.  This isn't a gift IT'S A BURDEN.
     Okay.  Three paragraphs to go!  I can do that.  I do it all the time.  Lots of paragraphs written over the course of my life.  Depending on how you define paragraphs.  How you define paragraphs can change the amount of paragraphs I've written by magnitudes.  One definition could mean yeah that's a lot but then another definition could mean wait a second now it's 10,000 times as much as it was before that we thought, 'yeah that's a lot.'  So there's that.  What else is up!  Got a good feeling about finding stuff to watch on The Television Set.  At the very least I'm cycling through Tales From That Crypt.  Which will never let me down.  Until they remove it from YouTube.  Then my life will be upended in a way I can only imagine people from Ukraine would be able to relate to.  The point is How Has Heat Of Water During Shower Been Lately.  Haven't thought about it much.  I think I just got used to it Not Being Great.  And taking quick showers so it doesn't effect me too much.  But it's hot enough that I don't hate it!  Hate me up just fine is what I say about it after the fact.
     Whatever.  Penultimate paragraph!  Let's see.  WORDS, WORDS... Max Scherzer gave up TWO HOMERUNS in 4 innings of Simulation Game today which is bad BUT Dominic Smith HIT BOTH OF THEM which is GOOD.  So there's that.  HOME RUN?  YOU DON'T NEED TO RUN AT ALL FOR THIS.  You don't wanna TROT (Unless you're Trot Nixon) because then people will be angry that you're wasting their time but you don't need to RUN ALL OUT.  UNLESS IF ITS INSIDE THE PARK HOMERUN.  Then BY GOD YOU BEST BE RUNNING YOUR LITTLE HEART OUT.  What else is going on and crap.  Off the top of my head if you asked me to name a race horse for you THIS VERY SECOND I would go with how about Trot Nixon.  But that expires VERY RAPIDLY.  Maybe another 30, 45 seconds left on this being my recommendation.  Before I either think of something better OR come to the mindset okay I haven't thought of something better yet but I WILL before giving a recommendation.  Whatever.  That's life!  One more paragraph!
     Sure.  Trot Nixon was a baseball player.  I feel like he was a Small Homerun AND Small Stolen Base Threat.  Not quite a double threat because he's not gonna either hit a lot of homeruns OR steal a lot of bases.  But he will do a modest amount of BOTH.  Lemme LTURQ.  I WAS WRONG.  162 Game Avg is 20 homeruns, 4 stolen bases.  A COUPLE MORE HOMERUNS THAN I WOULD HAVE THOUGHT AT LEAST.  I had him pegged at around 15/15.  I WONDER WHAT HIS CAREER WINS ABOVE REPLACEMENT IS.  LETS LOOK THAT UP RIGHT QUICK.  WOW 21.2.  Decent career!  That's a relevant baseball career right there.  Good for him.  ANY RELATIVES PLAY IN THE GAME PAST OR PRESENT?  Let's LTURQ.  NOPE DOESN'T LOOK LIKE IT.  Unless they're keeping the fact that they're related a secret.  Which is very doable if they felt like doing it.  That's their choice not mine.  HEY the entry is over now.  I'll be back here tomorrow for some reason!

-1:44 P.M.

Tuesday, March 15, 2022

Don't Hold Me To That

    HEY!  Checked my weight today and was thrown for a loop how low it was.  Could be an aberration!  Probably is!  But even WITH being an aberration it probably implies it's lower than I thought it'd be.  If it's consistent with other weights its told me the last few months, I've gained 7.5 pounds over the last 2.5 months.  I was fully easily ready for it  to be between 10-12!  SWEET!  I celebrated by having two fiber one snacks.  THEN I celebrated by finalizing Amazon Fresh order with my Dad and adding back 2 or 3 things that are vaguely semi-indulgent!  The point is GREAT.  Pretty good chance I'm where I wanna be by the time next official weigh in comes in six weeks.  Where I wanna be can vary from 115-120 LB!  118 is the goal right now though!  WHAT A PARAGRAPH.  I HAD FUN WRITING IT.  HOWEVER now I'm thrown for loops again.  CONFUSING.  Being thrown for a positive loop is positive in a sense sure but still CONFUSING.  Anyway.  Hours behind schedule again today.  I enjoyed yesterday being behind schedule.  Let's do it again!
     Whatever.  Got Steak & Eggs for lunch today.  That should be fun.  I like the part where there's lots of different things to chomp into.  Steak.  Egg whites.  Broccoli.  Toast.  Probably some Tater Tots I make to help stretch it out into three meals.  BREAD.  BOY OH BOY I HOPE I CAN FIT BREAD INTO TOASTER.  I got RYE bread.  Rye bread is traditionally a bit wider than your standard white or whole wheat bread.  We'll see how it goes I guess!  Anyway I feel like I dreamt there was some sort of good news in the world.  Not GREAT news.  But just something where it was like hey that's not so bad a news.  Forget what it was.  Forget if it corresponded to something in real life and not just in my dream.  Oh well that's Dream Life for ya.  The point is I hit 9 walks yesterday despite waking up 2 hours later.  Feel I've hit 9 walks once or twice before in the last year.  Highly doubt I've hit 10 walks.  Either way THAT'S WHY I WAS SO LOW IN WEIGHT.  Those extra two half hour walks burnt of 11,000 calories.  OH GREAT NOW I KNOW WHAT TO DO FOR THE FUTURE.
     Cool.  Listened to some more music on TV Speakers.  Okay stuff!  Looking forward to getting into a zone where I'm on Apple Music and listen to whole albums and relaxing.  I can't relax completely going from Song To Song.  Too busy having to pick the next song to listen to!  So there's that.  Another warm day.  Has Spring Unofficially Started?  I don't know whose to say.  ME.  Sounds about right.  I feel like if there's SOMEONE out there to declare an unofficial beginning to Spring 2022 To Remember it's ME the guy who writes some weird daily personal website.  Seems within my wheelhouse or something.  I dunno!  Anyway.  Any news from SPRING TRAINING.  I think I saw yesterday they just dumped like 5 posts in a row that Oh BTW this Mets player is dealing with some injury we didn't know about.  It may have only been one, one and a half people/posts.  But you get the idea.  INJURIES ARE PLAGUING THE METS.  What else is up.  Better LTURQ.  HEY the main guy who I saw was injured is DOING PRACTICES.  Great!
     What else is up.  I just kept taking walks and being home for 15 minutes and being like well I was having fun walking lets just do that.  I dunno how sustainable that is.  I don't know whether I WANT it to be sustainable or not.  The point is Sure Stick to Seven Walks A Day and if I take a bonus walk or two Great Not A Big Deal.  What else is up.  GOT SOME SWEETS I CAN HAVE FOR BREAKFAST.  Was conflicted about doing that before.  Now I know I can because Weight Is Lower Than It Should Be.  Not sure why there is a 1:1 correlation between those two things.  But either way now I got stella doro breakfast treats, pop tarts, and ice cream sandwiches to mix and match for Breakfasts.  YEAH.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Artichoke Day.  Hmm.  Not sure whose the target audience for that.  People who are All About Artichokes.  Hmm.  Not 100% sure what Artichoke is.  Better LTURQ.  IT'S THE OFFICIAL STATE VEGETABLE OF CALIFORNIA.  OH NOW I GET IT.  Why does California need an official state vegetable.  Seems like there's better things to worry about.
     Hmm.  Coffee after this paragraph!  Sweet!  The point is I'm overly happy about what scale told me because It Can't Actually Be Right BUT I am in fact justified to be overly happy because it means that it probably IS lower than what I thought it would be.  Even if its wrong!  It's so low being wrong that whatever is right is still lower than what I anticipated!  AMAZING.  What else is up.  LOOK these sweet breakfast options are all potentially binge-able.  I'll just have to do my best!  What else is up.  Maybe finally have salad for dinner tonight.  Salad ain't gonna stay fresh forever!  I could have it for lunch and put off steak and egg for dinner.  But for some reason I feel like YA KNOW WHAT WANNA GET STARTED ON THIS STEAK AND EGG ASAP.  So there's that.  What else is up.  Time I checked scale is relevant.  For months I'd been checking it between 7 AM and 9 AM.  Today it was a little past 10 AM.  HMM.  That's so interesting it makes me want to go get coffee now.
     GOD DAMN LOOP THROWING.  It's great news but I was in a good loop for a day!  Now I'm thrown from it.  Sure presumably New Loop could be good.  Could be better!  But now I'm starting over from scratch.  Anyway.  Huh.  Figure I'll have lunch more or less when entry is over.  Presumably entry ends, I take another walk, I take a shower, then I eat lunch.  That's more or less how it's been going the last week or two.  Now it's just a couple of hours later than it had been for the most part.  Not counting yesterday.  Yesterday was a Late Day too!  WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON AND CRAP.  Gotta stick to 2000 calorie diet anyway.  I can't let this new loop get me in the mindset OH NOW TIME TO EAT MORE SNACKS.  That's the worst thing that could happen!  Well there's several other things that could happen On Earth that are worse.  But they're not on my mind right now.  The point is 3rd day or so in a row wearing Unclean Shirt.  Gotta wonder if that'll pay off in the long run.
     Okay.  Despite binging on candy early in the day yesterday, ended up breaking even more or less by the end.  Aided by having lunch of leftover pizza I didn't finish from last night.  And minimal snackings otherwise.  That's why I felt comfortable eatin' a couple of snacks immediately this morning today!  Go through similar thing today but even easierly because what I ate was a FRACTION of what I ate yesterday snackwise morningwise.  EVERYTHING IS FRACTIONS.  That's my main take-away from math that I think people should recognize.  Everything Is Fractions.  COOL.  My Dad is teaching Math this late afternoon.  I'ma overhear some of it.  Hopefully I learn a thing or two!  About how HEY MY DAD IS GREAT FUN TEACHER.  I LIKE HIS ATTITUDE TOWARDS STUDENTS.  WHATTA GUY.  Also he knows his math.  Go figure!  What else.  How do I get back on some sort of loop.  Ideally the loop from yesterday.  Just because it's a new day and I have new information and experiences and life developments, that doesn't mean I can't get back on the basic loop I was on yesterday!  Let's aim for that.
     Eighth paragraph!  Tuesday.  What do I got in store for today.  Probably like walking a bit.  Probably like Tales From That Crypt, Surround Sound Music a bit.  Hopefully don't overeat and enjoy what I do eat a bit.  Bit by bit.  The point is GREAT WHAT ELSE IS CRAP.  Just needlessly added a Big Cookie to Amazon Fresh Order.  The Meal sized cookie.  That I always have as part of a binge instead of saving as part of a meal.  And never even tastes that good!  THE PACKAGING ENTICED ME GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  The point is oh well too late to go back now.  I can ADD things to upcoming order but not subtract.  That's the way they do things once Order Has Been Officially Placed!  What else is up.  If scale weight I saw today is consistent with other scale weights this scale says I weigh, I wanna RIGHT NOW aim to lose 4.5 pounds.  Basically I go back and forth between 115 and 120 LB ultimately as ideal weight to aim for.  RIGHT NOW It's 118.  CAUSE OF SPECIFIC FORMULAS THAT SAY THAT'S THE LOWEST BEST ONE.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT AND CRAP.
     DANGIT WHAT A CRAPPY ENTRY and/or DAY.  Thrown for a loop!  HEY maybe by the time the next activity of the day starts I'm Back On Some Sort Of Logical Loop.  I take my upcoming walk and at this point I'm back on loop!  Sounds good to me.  What else is up.  ART 'i Choke Hearts.  Sounds like Heart Attacks.  More specifically it sounds like Jake Busey in The Frighteners but not sure if that reference is any more relevant than just the regular phenomena of Heart Attacks.  But if I'm being honest makes me think of Jake Busey in The Frighteners.  Cool.  Good movie!  I like the part where yeah you get the idea I like The Frighteners that's pretty On Brand for me.  You'd like it too if you saw it!  There's nothing NOT to like about that movie.  Unless you're dumb.  Which you may be.  Lotta dumb people out there.  Chances are you're one or two of them!  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Wanna get back into Doing Music but not sure ROCKSMITH is the way to go.  That might be a DISTRACTION.  Maybe just try practicing on my own and seeing where that takes me!  OR NOT I DUNNO I'M ONE OR TWO IDIOTS MYSELF.
    Last paragraph before walk!  WARM OUTSIDE.  Finally.  Human is being rewarded for dealing with Cold Part Of Year.  Now Warm Part Of Year!  THANKS NATURE YOU'RE A CHAMP.  Hmm.  Almost wanna makes me wanna return the favor and Stop Climate Change.  Maybe a little bit later.  Sounds about right.  It'd be crazy if Nature suddenly becomes sentient and is like LOOK WE'VE BEEN SELF AWARE AND ABLE TO COMMUNICATE THIS WHOLE TIME BUT WERE JUST QUIET ABOUT IT BUT NOW'S THE TIME WE REALLY GOTTA SPEAK UP.  CUT THIS CLIMATE CHANGE STUFF OUT OKAY?  WE HAD TO SAY SOMETHING WE'RE SORRY IT'S IMPORTANT.  Hmm.  I like Sentient Nature.  They're principled, polite, ARTICULATE.  What else is going on.  Maybe I really do shave today.  That'd be an interesting Mix-em-up.  Actually doing something I should do.  Interesting.  I'll be back in a little bit!

I Can't Hear A Thing

    Hey!  Adjusted Diet Schedule for next six weeks until official weigh in.  Instead of aiming to lose a pound a week, aiming to lose .75 LB!  If current scale weight is consistent with past scale weights, I'd reach my target weight by that time.  If not?  I gotta go another week or three.  Either way GOOD DEAL maybe this is the diet routine that'll be a game changer and make the next six weeks EASY FUN CONVENIENT AND NOT STRESSFUL.  We're talkin 325/600/700/375/150 calorie breakdown goal aim for.  Breakfast/lunch/dinner/snacks/misc.  That's way more than enough if I'm being UnImpulsive about it.  GREAT SIX WEEKS LETS DO IT.  Also if weight scale is wrong, that'd probably et me to the UPPER LIMIT of where I would be happy.  2 pounds more than what I CURRENTLY wanna be happy at.  So that's pretty good too!  EITHER WAY LET'S KEEP THE DAY MOVING ALONG AND WHATNOT.  I HAVE COFFEE #2 GOING ON AND WHATNOT.
    I like the Tales From That Crypt THE SWITCH.  Directed by Arnold Schwnaenegerrr.  It's a PUN because usually he's an actor.  Now he's a director.  SWITCH-Em-UP.  Also this was in 1991 or something.  As far as the general public knew he didn't have the cultural cache collateral credit to get a role as a director on such a franchise.  But he did.  And he did an okay job apparently!  Everyone remembers this episode!  The point is good for him but WHEN WILL HE DENOUNCE HIS HOME COUNTRY OF RUSSIA.  Look I know he's from some other place.  Hmm.  Where IS he from.  I feel like this is common knowledge but now has dropped off common knowledge.  It was common knowledge for a few decades and now we forget exactly.  Lemme LTURQ.  OH RIGHT AUSTRIA.  Now it's all coming back to me.  Either way it's possible I'm vaguely from Austria.  I feel like some ancestors might have been from some towns or something that were sometimes Austria and sometimes Something Else.  So basically We're Brothers.  THE SWITCH.
     Okay.  What else is good.  Somehow I wasn't born with a weird accent, though.  That's odd.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Oh right no one is born with an accent.  Newborns don't talk.  You can CRY in an accent.  LAUGH.  Newborns got nothing to laugh about.  The shock and existential pain of being alive is overwhelming for at least a few weeks.  Then someone funny happens and newborn is like Oh Okay NOW I GET IT THAT'S GOOD and lets out a chuckle.  Aww.  Newborn chuckling after weeks of existential dread and suffering.  Feel Good Story Of The Year!  Anyway.  Newborn sounds like something they'd call a group of people in a Fantasy Epic.  Like one that was a series of British Books and then turned into a Hollywoof Franchise.  These NEWBORNS gotta watch out for them they got special powers or something.  So there's that.  Starting to seriously consider looking into the Light Light Beer that exists now.  Not gonna get it while trying to Finalize Weight.  But maybe after that I could give it a shot.  Off the top of my head get like an 18 pack a week.  Three beers a day plus one day off For The Lord.  Seems reasonable!  Paren't won't like it but they also won't explode in anger (literally or even figuratively).
     What else is up.  Gotta do something to keep life entertaining.  Presumably.  If I do nothing what incentive would life have for entertaining me.  Give a little, get a little!  So there's that.  IT DOES seem strange that my weight wouldn't change after consuming something like 10,000 calories over a few days.  But apparently that's the case!  My body got some Nice Tricks To It.  It knows what it's doing!  That can't be right.  Oh well.  Like I said-- gotta be wrong-- but I LIKE how wrong it is!  Means that whatever is right is STILL better than I had dreaded.  WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON AND CRAP.  Normally I take a walk between Acts and re-calibrate on Twitter and then write next act.  Last day or two I just go straight to working on entry.  By the time this is over TOO MUCH NEWS will have happened.  Hopefully some good news.  Odds are pretty good there's like 20% of news that's like Hey ya know what THIS THING AIN'T BAD.  WOW 20%?!?!  That's kind of significant!  You'd NOTICE a 20% amount of good news.  2%?  That wouldn't register.  20%?  NOW WE'RE TALKING.  SETTLE FOR THAT SURE.
     What else is up.  I already told you one of the Mets they said was injured yesterday is taking Fielding Drills or something today.  That's A Good News.  Hmm.  What else is up.  HEY the time has come to do Fantasy Baseball Draft.  Figure I'll do one this week, then one a few days before season starts.  Follow two leagues this year.  SOUNDS FUN.  LET'S DO THAT.  NO REASON NOT TO.  Well I'm sure there's hundreds of small reasons not to but they hardly even register at all!  Cool.  Bud Light Next.  I hope the NEXT thing is ANOTHER Bud Light Next.  Pretty sure that's the kind of thought process they were going for when settling on that product name.  They want us to keep drinking them indefinitely.  Why settle for someone buying it once when you can induce someone to Keep Buying More And More Of It Indefinitely?  Hmm.  Anyway hey another act in the books.  Time to take another walk and then write another act after that one!  I'll be back soon.!

Now We're Back In Business

    Haven't played Rocksmith without lag, with surround sound, and while buzzed on beer.  That might be a game changer!  Also just thinking about re-upping with Light Beer gives me some sort of time-frame-context to look forward to.  I get there's SOME pleasure in just looking forward to oh I Am The Right Accurate Weight I Want To Be Now.  Mission Accomplished I Guess.  But that won't last.  And if it does that's not healthy!  If I just spend the rest of my life thinking Hey I'm at the right weight again today GOOD DEAL that's no good either.  So basically SURE LIGHT BEER IS GOOD.  Ideally LIGHT LIGHT beer but if I can't get my hands on that I'd settle for LIGHT Beer.  Anyway wide world of sports.  Even if I rush through this act I can't take walk immediately afterwards.  Dad just left for his walk!  We're expecting a DELIVERY this afternoon.  Someone gotta be home to ACCEPT DELIVERY.  There you have it.
      Okay.  What else is up.  Wonder if there's any good news on The Twitter that I will be reading in Oh I Don't Know Fifteens Of Minutes From Now.  Gotta imagine there's 20% of tweets that are like HEY THIS ONE THING ACTUALLY IS GOING OKAY.  WOW 20%!  That's roughly 2% TIMES TEN.  WOW TEN.  That's a big number.  What else is up.  I guess I have to check my weight again tomorrow.  Around 7-8 AM.  For context.  Mentally preparing for it to be 2.5 pounds higher than what it said just today.  NOT REALLY.  I'm preparing myself to mentally prepare myself.  But I haven't gotten to that point yet.  The point is I KNOW AS MUCH to mentally prepare for it but THUS FAR I haven't gone through the process yet!  Hmm.  How's PERTH AUSTRALIA going.  Gotta imagine well.  A CITY IN AUSTRALIA?  CALLED PERTH?  THIS JUST SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN ON EARTH TO ME.  I don't know what I'm talking about exactly.  HEY I just came across a treasure trove of SOCKS in a drawer.  Clean socks.  No holes to these socks.  Except for the main one you stick your foot into.  And the Many Holes All Around The Sock For Ventilation.  But the point is if only I found a treasure trove of clean shirts I'd be Living Large.
     Okay.  What else is up.  Not a lot of Troves without the context of them being Treasure Oriented.  Maybe there is.  I dunno.  I'm not up on top of what people say all the time.  Get off my back about it!  What else is up.  LOOK first fun breakfast I'm imagining a nice Ice Cream Sandwich plus TWO Breakfast Treats.  CAN'T HAVE IT TOMORROW THOUGH.  WON'T BE HERE YET.  GOTTA WAIT UNTIL THURSDAY.  Oh well the anticipation will make it even sweeter.  Also maybe tomorrow finally have a Frozen Breakfast Sandwich like I should be having much more often.  THAT'S FUN TOO YEAH SURE GREAT.  Anyway.  I think I had a dream I was playing ROCKSMITH.  Not so much playing it as Browsing Through The Songs getting READY to play it.  HEY BROWSING IS PART OF THE GAME.  THE MAIN PART.  I say you're browsing through songs to practice THAT'S PLAYING THE GAME WELL DONE YOU'RE ALREADY INTO THE THICK OF IT.  Anyway that was my dream.  I think I was settling on The The Ramones Song.  Blitzkreig Bop in my dream.  Which I think corresponds to being the accurate song that is available In Real Life.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP I WAS RIGHT.  Wow my Dream Is A Genius!
     Penultimate paragraph.  Maybe do some Twitter Reading BEFORE walk while waiting for my Dad to get back.  Not unreasonable idea!  Cool.  What else is up.  Put lunch in oven after I get back from walk.  Then take shower.  Then it ain't even ready yet.  But I gotta use oven for this.  I'm stretching it out into 3 meals with Tater Tots and unlike the other parts of the meal those MUST be ovened and not microwaved.  I think.  Maybe you can microwave them.  Solid 50% chance you can.  I THINK I'LL STICK WITH OVEN THOUGH THANKS A LOT.  What else is up.  Let's shave today.  Really.  Just do it.  Not just say hey I should shave right but I won't oh well!  Just do it.  Which is Michael Jordan's catchphrase or something.  His collaboration with Shoes produced the catchphrase.  I feel he has some ownership of it.  Right?  I might be getting some of the details wrong on this story.  The point is one more paragraph should do it!
      Okay.  Amazing!  Good chance I have Caesar Salad for dinner tonight.  Ides OF March.  Is it an insult or a praise to eat a Caesar Salad.  Is it the ultimate FUCK YOU because it's like THIS SALAD SHARES YOUR NAME THUS I AM EATING YOU THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO A PERSON.  Or is it like HEY HE LENT HIS GOOD NAME TO THIS DELICIOUS DISH I AM HONORING HIM BY EATING IT.  Maybe ask J.B. Smoove.  Off the top of my head of the billions of people alive in the world today he's the closest to knowing what it's like to be Caesar and whether he'd be insulted or honored by such an action.  Anyway I dunno.  J.B. Scotch.  That was my  go to for a few years!  When I would buy individual shot bottles discreetly with accumulated change whenever I had accumulated enough change.  Hey good times what else is going on and crap.  I'll see ya tomorrow!

-1:48 P.M.

Monday, March 14, 2022

I Can Do Better

    FUCK did a lot of binge eating yesterday AND just now.  I wasn't going to Just Now but I had HERSHEY KISSES and was like well this is literally the last thing in the house I can Bange Eat.  Might as well do it now so I don't do it later.  Then it turned out I had a lot more Hershey's Kisses than I thought.  So I just ate a lot.  But the good news is NOTHING LEFT IN THE HOUSE TO BINGE.  Still a lot of Fiber One and Protein One and a few similar things.  Don't binge on those, though!  Healthy to have as snacks!  Anyway the point is I will lose weight at some rate and reach milestones that make me happy.  Could be quick, could take a while!  Also YES I've shown a willingness to go outside and buy new food to binge BUT that's a continuation of a binge.  I don't START a binge by buying outside food.  Also YES I have willpower enough to Not Buy More Food I Can Binge From Super Market.  So basically I'm sitting pretty now?  Also way behind schedule today.  Also MY TUMMY HURTS.
     What else is going on.  At this point about TEN FREAKIN POUNDS.  Since my lowest weigh in, probably roughly gained 10 pounds in 2 and a half months.  Wanna ultimately lose SEVEN OF THEM.  That's not so bad.  I can lose seven pounds.  Just don't buy more Bange Products.  Easy!  Figure I'll stick to Monkey's Paw of THREE SNACKS a day.  Once I started thinking about 4 is when I got into trouble.  4 Snacks?  Might as well just start binging now.  That's what it is essentially.  Gotta limit it to three!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  YES I keep gaining weight BUT things can be worse.  I CAN BE THINKING ABOUT THE OTHER WAYS MY LIFE IS TERRIBLE AND I'M A FAILURE AND LETTING MYSELF DOWN.  Haven't thought about those other ways in a while.  WOW GREAT NEW CONTEXT.  Hmm.  Is there anything I can do to speed up losing weight a bit.  I know I sped up GAINING weight VERY quickly.  Gained like 4 pounds in the last 2 weeks.  Only figures I can lose weight very quickly, too!  Learn how to Purge.  I can't purge something from close to 2 weeks ago!  Statue of Limitations has passed!  I can purge Hershey Kisses.  Yeah but what's the point.  Also YES it was a lot of them.  Like 25-35.  Not 3 or 4.  SO GET OFF MY BAK ABOUT IT.
     What else.   Really feel like taking a break from writing every day.  But I also don't know what else I would do.  I DON'T LIKE LIFE TODAY.  KINDA SEEMS SHITTY.  I feel like I just ate a lot of food to gain calories so it stands to reason if I eat some more food eventually I'd get to be eating food that makes me lose calories.  Process of elimination and whatnot.  Anyway.  14 weeks until start of Summer.  Logical Aim To Lose is .5 Pounds a week.  Wanna lose 7 pounds.  WELL THIS IS EASY.  Put all those Logicals together and aim to hit goal after Upcoming Season Of Spring.  I COULD try to lose weight quicker but this makes a lot of sense.  DANGIT Spring ain't even started yet and already I gotta go until Summer.  Then again it might be a SPRING TO REMEMBER.  By which I mean I'm eating the right amount of calories I wanna eat anyway in meals and snacks.  DANGIT.  That's why I keep gaining weight.  Because I KNOW I wanna aim to hit these numbers by these deadlines and I WANNA MAKE SURE I DO IT EXACTLY.  I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.  That makes sense to me.  Cause I'm dumb!
     What is it.  Monday. Pie Day!  Is it a real thing hat I can't binge anymore because I don't have the products to binge readily available to me.  Seems like it checks out logically, right?  THEN AGAIN WHAT DO I DO FOR BREAKFASTS.  Gotta have Some Sweet to eat as Usual Breakfast for when I don't feel like making frozen breakfast sandwiches.  OR just get in the habit of ALWAYS MAKING FROZEN BREAKFAST SANDWICH.  I dunno gonna have to look into that one.  I think it's pretty impressive I can just stuff gobs of food down my gullet and ultimately my body is like okay, calibrating, calibrating.... okay that's one pound.  Sure seemed like 10 times that while I was stuffing it down my gullet.  Ok maybe it wasn't TEN POUNDS of raw food.  But it musta been more than a pound.  Either way GREAT JUST GREAT.  In a way it's good because now I know how to make Spring Productive.  Lose back seven pounds I gained over the last few weeks.
     GREAT.  I was hoping to accomplish something Real sort of.  It was in the back of my mind.  I dunno WHAT I'm gonna do but it'd be nice to accomplish something.  NOPE.  Just get back to where I already was a few weeks ago weightwise.  BUT at this rate it's the rate I wanna be at ultimately SO I should be able to get into THE HABIT of it being normal and healthy and fulfilling.  That's the REAL accomplishment.  Not losing .5 pound a week, but adjusting to the diet because it IS the ultimate one I wanna have essentially.  SOUNDS FUN.  Let's adjust to diet real good.  I like those odds.  Also MY TUMMY HURTS get off my back about it.  Used credit card at drug store when I bought some Junk Food yesterday.  WILL have to justify that to my parents in a couple of weeks.  Oh well they'll understand.  They have no choice.  Their alternative is Not Understanding.  Which seems kind of unlikely.  Hey time for coffee.
    Just gonna have to figure out Non-Indulgent Breakfasts.  I can still have sweet breakfasts of an indulgent granola bar plus an unindulgant ice cream bar or something.  Not bad!  IN FACT at those calories I can have THRICE things instead of two.  Ugh.  What else can I accomplish this Spring.  We know I should lose seven pounds.  WAIT A SECOND THAT'S A FREAKIN MOVIE.  Right?  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP.  And it's exactly as much as I wanna lose more or less.  CRAP I THINK IT WAS A SHITTY MOVIE OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD.  Now I know it's gonna be a shitty experience to live out the movie.  BETTER LOSE SOME OTHER NUMBER OF POUNDS INSTEAD.  Let's say 8 and 1 third.  SOUNDS LIKE A LOT I KNOW but I gotta put some distance between Goal Weight Loss and Crappy Movie Title.  Also it's the title of a crappy movie.  Not the crappy title of a movie.  Although It IS also a crappy title.  Maybe if it was a better movie it'd be a better title.  Hmm.
     Okay.  DANGIT 10 POUNDS IS A SHITLOAD.  I'm looking at my body and it's double digits more than it was but 2.5 months ago.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE.  Just avoid looking at my body.  I can accomplish that most of the time.  Hardest part is in the shower.  It's naked and I'm looking down to make sure I'm soaping the right areas and not the wrong areas.  That's when it's hard.  I'm gonna look down and be like WTF THIS IS MORE THAN IT SHOULD BE.  Either way IN ONLY MORE THAN AN ENTIRE SEASON I'll be done and where I wanna be.  What else is up.  Still kinda feel like if I eat more candy at this point I'd start losing weight.  Every action has an equal and opposite reaction.  Not sure that applies here.  Okay.  At this point I'm 10 pounds away from being overweight!  WHAT I'VE JUST GAINED IS ALL THAT SEPARATES ME FROM BEING ACTUALLY OVERWEIGHT AGAIN.  I don't like the sound of that.  Better stop eating candy.
    YES My candy is gone but MY MOM still has candy.  For YEARS I never ate her candy but now I want to.  DANGIT.  Eighth paragraph.  What The Hell.  Also lets be real 11.5 pounds roughly until I'm overweight.  That's a key difference!  I feel better about things now.  Do British people REALLY use a form of currency called Pounds.  Or is that something they just tell people.  Cause it sounds kind of dumb.  CHARMING in its way but dumb.  I can see it being something they pretend to do but then in real life they don't actually.  Huh.  What else is up.  I feel like if I took a plane to Britain I might lose weight.  You lose pounds during time zone changes, right?  Seems fiar.  And all I wanna lose is SEVEN POUNDS.  That's hardly anything.  SOLIDLY not even close to double digits.  SOLIDLY as close to double digits as you can get without being close to double digits.  BUT STILL solidly a single digit and also wonderful what else.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  Got pizza last night for dinner.  Had about 2/3rds of each of the 2 slices.  Was kinda full from all that junk I ate just before hand!  So I still got some pizza left over.  Still got Salad to eat.  CALAMARI I got 2 days ago I gotta have.  Don't worry about me I have food to eat.  Also presumably I can survive for a week or two without food.  Just like anybody else.  I'd need WATER sure.  That's how body's work.  If body is 80% water can I EAT MYSELF to survive.  Gonna have to look into that one.  What else is up.  I don't, "BUY," that we need to drink so much water.  IT'S WATER.  What's so great about it.  I think the water lobby is just having a field day with this and we're all buying in hook line and sinker.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  How's it going in Ukraine.  In KYIV for instance.  Is it like ok 75% of life is still kinda the same.  Most people showing up for their jobs and you can still perform a lot of the normal daily functions.  Or is it like if you're here you're just barricaded in your house and nobody does anything except Try Not To Get Bombed.  My guess?  SOMEWHERE IN THE MIDDLE.  OH NO GET OUT OF THE MIDDLE.  THAT'S THE FIRT PLACE THEY'D START BOMBING.
     What else is up.  Also WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE IS PINAYATAS TELLING KIDS.  HORSES ARE FILLED WITH CANDY?  Seems kind of irresponsible.  Anyway.  I'm comfortable misspelling that word just to make sure the pronunciation when you read it is more or less on target.  I have no regrets.  About this.  About binging so much, sure, but that's part of life.  Maybe NOW I can stop because there's nothing more to binge AND I know DEFINITELY DON'T BUY MORE THINGS TO BINGE.  EASY.  What else is up.  Am I binging because of stress?  I dunno.  I think it's just because I think about food so much and it erupts in episodes of eating lots of it.  I dunno if we can necessarily place blame on anything deeper than that.  What else is up.  Basically have meals the size I want, do 7 (OR 8!) walks a day, and limit myself to 3 snacks a day.  For the Spring.  Which is more or less what I wanna do AFTER dieting.  I WAS thinking oh great after dieting I can bump up to 4 snacks a day.  PROBABLY WORSE OFF WITH THAT.  Stick to 3 YOU IDIOTS.  I'll be back in a litltle bit.

Just Give Me A Chance

    Anyway.  I HOPE MY PARENTS AND DOCTORS AND THERAPISTS WHO KEPT TELLING ME NOT TO LOSE MORE WEIGHT ARE HAPPY NOW.  Maybe they are.  Maybe I'm at the weight they're happy with!  NO WAY.  MORE LIKELY THEY'D BE HAPPIER WITH ME 2-4 POUNDS LIGHTER.  Then again who knows maybe I AM at ideal weight in their mind.  NAH.  Too much!  Not just for me but even for them.  Thus my I HOPE THEY'RE HAPPY NOW sarcasm hostility statement.  Either way what else is going on and crap.  Lunch might just be finishing Pizza.  Depending on how hungry I am whenever lunch happens.  Who knows when that'll be.  Way behind schedule today!  The point is I forget.  Gotta think of something else to entertain me besides thinking about food all the time.  YES worrying about diet and gaining and losing pounds and being very carefully responsible and then also being very binge impulsive behavior was FUN while it lasted.  Now it's time to move onto OTHER THINGS to think/do!
   HMM.  This is a tough one.  Maybe something with TV SURROUND SOUND SPEAKERS.  I tried listening to some music for the first time really last night.  DIFFERENT.  KIND OF WORSE.  I get the sense that I'm hearing these songs in a new light so to speak which is FUN and INTERESTING BUT I kind of liked these songs better in the old light.  Not sure if I appreciate them as much as I used to in this new light!  SONGS ARE BETTER IN THE DARK.  I don't like songs in the light.  Songs belong in the shadows and I feel like that's a good blanket statement to make whether it's accurate or not.  Also whether it makes sense or not.  I feel like it's both accurate and makes sense.  Or at the very least is accurate.  Either way HEY AT LEAST IT'S SOMETHING NEW.  I got LOTS of songs to listen to In The Light.  Might not be as good but it's entertaining because it's new and interesting!  YEAH LET'S DO THAT FOR THE UPCOMING SEASON OF LIFE.
     Whatever.  I like being Full.  It's like well hey this is easy I'm gonna lose pounds QUICK.  Assuming I feel this way indefinitely it's gonna be EASY AS FUCK controlling my diet.   That's not how it works, though!  At some point-- some point soon!-- I will stop feeling full.  Doesn't seem fair or right but that's just the way the world works.  What else is going on and crap.  I AM excited about not having things to binge on, though.  I feel like that could be a game changer.  When you've bought a product that could be binged, it really doesn't matter how or when or how much you eat it.  Once you own it you might as well just add it to your Calorie/Pounds.  How long you make it last is incidental.  You bought it-- you will eat it!-- doesn't matter.  I just chose to get it all out of the way very quickly.  Well it matters if then you re-up with it and buy more to replace what you ate.  BUT I WON'T how does THAT sound brainiac?  I keep saying, "Brainiac," these entries and Microsoft FrontPage NEVER recognizes it as a word.  DOESN'T SEEM RIGHT.
     Did I mention MY TUMMY HURTS?  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Pears Helene Day.  I dunno.  I don't wanna know!  Pears disgusts me.  Helene?  Sure my interest is PEAKED a little bit but if it involves pears ya know what LEAVE ME OUT OF IT.  Maybe it doesn't involve Pears.  And Pears is French for something GREAT like Oh I Don't Know WHITE CHOCOLATE?  Better LTURQ.  Oh it's just pears, ice cream, and chocolate sauce.  I'm okay with one of those things.  Never really had chocolate sauce.  Never really wanted it.  I must like it.  I like chocolate.  THEN AGAIN IN SAUCE FORM I'M NOT SO SURE.  MY GOD DAMN TUMMY HURTS.  That's a good sign.  It means I'm digesting calories QUICKLY and efficiently.  The pain means The Metabolism Is Working!  PROBABLY.  HMM maybe I should just not eat anything for a week and lose 5 pounds quickly.  I'll drink water sure MOTHER.  Anyway we'll put that in the MAYBE Pile.  HEY if that's such a great idea I CAN EAT 1200 CALORIES A DAY FOR TWO WEEKS AND LOSE 5 POUNDS ALMOST AS QUICKLY.  That's the amount of calories they say you should aim for at the least.  That's responsible calories to lose 5 pounds in 2 weeks!  Yeah but WHY.  What's my Rush.  GOTTA GET THIN FOR SOME SORT OF TALENT SHOW OR SOMETHING.  Off the top of my head.  Not sure.
     Okay.  Anyway while I was Drunk On Binging Food I started Tales From That Crypt again.  Great!  Maybe I should just drink beer.  Easier and more healthy to get drunk on than binging food.  Sure I'll put that in the Maybe Pile.  GREAT NOW I GOTTA START MAKING PILES.  What else is up.  Another break after this paragraph.  What a wonderful world.  I feel like I have had this exact sequence of titles before for the entry.  But I may just be thinking of TODAY as opposed to SOME DAY IN THE PAST.  So there's that!  PIE DAY.  Maybe this is a good weight to be at and my parents and therapists are right.  MORE LIKELY they THINK they're being helpful by telling me I could stand to gain a few pounds and now if they see how much I weigh and look like now they'd be like OH WAIT NO WE WERE WRONG GO BACK IN THE OTHER DIRECTION SORRY.  GOD DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL.  The point is I'LL LOSE .75 LB A WEEK OR SO ON AVERAGE OFF THE TOP OF MY HEAD SURE.  OR MAYBE HALF A POUND, MAYBE A POUND, WE'LL SEE, SURE.  I'll be back in a little bit.

Damn It All To Hell

    Took a shower!  Took 2 Klonopin because I was UPSETTED by things.  Possibly Joe Manchin things.  I feel like every now and the nJOe Manchin has to remind us HEY IM STILL HERE AND I'm STILL CAUSING TROUBLE!  DON'T FORGET ABOUT IT.  ALSO after this act is Walk then Lunch.  My Dad asked me what I was having for lunch.  TRIGGERED ME.  LOOK I DON'T NEED TO JUSTIFY MY DIET TO YOU OR ANYONE.  Anyway.  Not so hungry yet!  Probably will just finish pizza and have some calamari with is for lunch later.  Sounds good to me.  RIGHT NOW plan is to go with 2000 calorie a day diet until I've lost the 5-10 pounds I wanna lose back.  I'd be losing a pound a week at that rate!  AMAZING.  IF I COULD KEEP TO IT.  Probably can.  Seems VERY reasonable you idiots.  Anyway got coffee #2 going on right now.  Since I'm so behind schedule today and My Life Has Continued Going On I'm thinking hey what i EVERY DAY was no schedule.  I'd still do things in more or less the same order (not 100%!  Shower for instance can come in different places!) but waking up time is different THUS CHANGING THE ENTIRE OUTLOOK OF THE DAY.  Also MICROSOFT OUTLOOK.  IS THAT RELEVANT.
     Okay.  Is Joe Manchin worse than World War III?  Well that depends.  World War III can mean lots of different things.  I'd need more specifics on this.  I assume World Wars are like Rockys where usually Rocky Loses but it's a moral victory.  And the point is in World War III APOLLO CREED WINS.  Either the old one or the newer one.  ONLY ONE APOLLO CREED.  His son is ADONIS CREED or something.  Fine HE wins World War III okay?  That doesn't sound so bad.  In that case JOE MANCHIN IS WORSE THAN WORLD WAR III.  IF ALL WE KNOW ABOUT WORLD WAR III IS THAT ADONIS CREED ULTIMATELY WINS.  So there's that.  What else is going on.  Probably try out some more Listening To Music In The Light again.  The surround sound makes it lighter and I DON'T LIKE IT but then again MAYBE IT'S JUST DIFFERENT and some songs I WILL like better In The Light.  Either way does my tummy still hurt YES IT DOES but right now that's working to my advantage.  Means I'm not hungry!  Gotta look at the bright side of things.  UNFORTUNATELY.
     Sure.  Felt like Spring outside today.  Spring is in But A Week.  Let's just call it The First Day Of Spring.  That seems reasonable.  WHO THE HELL GAVE ME AUTHORITY TO DETERMINE WHEN TO CALL THE FIRST DAY OF SPRING.  I forget.  Some guy showed up and gave me the authority!  I didn't catch his name and whether he was a guy or a lady or some sort of cyborg.  Either way someone gave ma authority and TAKE IT UP WITH HIM/HER/IT/THEM.  That's a gender pronoun I haven't seen utilized yet.  I go by IT/THAT.  Seems like SOME people would want that.  I don't see it being VERY popular but why not.  What else is going on and crap.  I can see myself enjoying a nice round number 2000 calorie diet.  Nice round number allotments that make it.  300/600/600/350/150!  Breakfast calories/lunch/dinner/snacks/misc.  MISC IS COFFEE GUM JUICES ETC YOU IDIOTS.  Also it's Round Number because I probably burn RIGHT AROUND 2500 CAL A DAY.  AND 500 CAL A DAY A WEEK IS A POUND.  ALL THIS ROUND NUMBERS IS MAKING ME GIDDY.  THIS IS GONNA BE A REAL 5-10 WEEK BLAST PRESUMABLY.
     What else is up.  I find ZERO to be the ROUNDEST number.  Just LOOK at it.  EIGHT IS PRETTY GOOD TOO.  After that I'd say maybe SIX IS THE THIRD ROUNDEST DIGIT???  What else is going on and crap.  Continue in Tales From That Crypt I guess.  I started while being Binge Eating Drunk yesterday and now I'm back into it and I'm LOVING IT.  Good stuff.  Up to episode four now!  I like that one.  It's the one with Lea Thompson.  Who is from Back To That Future.  As far as I know.  Ugh.  Anyway almost done with my work for the day.  This entry.  Now it's onto bigger and better things.  Kinda interested in hearing more music IN THE LIGHT.  Sure IN THE SHADOWS is empirically better but it's also fun to just try new things.  So there's that.  What else is going on and crap.  Still no convenient and intuitive Apple Music listening.  Just browsing around on The YouTube.  I'll figure out how to get to Apple Music on my TV if its the last thing I do!  Hopefully not!  Hard to imagine a Life Scenario where it's the last thing I do!  Doesn't sound ideal, though!
     Last paragraph of the day.  Great.  Guess I'll check my weight tomorrow.  I'm in my head about it!  I don't wanna check it but I also don't want to NOT check it.  I LOSE EITHER WAY.  Whatever happens though that's life.  Life will continue on the same whether I know how much I weigh or not.  In fact it will continue on more or less the same regardless of what I weigh anyway!  IN FACT I COULD BE DEAD AND WEIGH NOTHING and life would go on just about the same.  Well, not for me.  But for you.  Also when I'm dead I gotta weigh something.  Even if I've been cremated.  EVERY THING HAS AN EQUAL AND OPPOSITE WEIGHT.  That's Newton's Law Of Cremation.  It's SCIENCE.  When I die I wanna be shot out of a cannon.  Into another cannon.  And then immediately shot out of that cannon.  Into the first cannon.  And this goes on back and forth for as long as they can manage.  Which is hopefully a few hours at least.  The point is the entry is over.  I'll be back as soon as possible.  Which is Tomorrow.

-2:17 P.M.

Sunday, March 13, 2022

These Things Take Time

    Hi!  What's going on in the wide world of sports.  Food/diet/weight talk?  Sure I'll get to that.  Lemme write at least one paragraph without it though.   Nice SUNDAY today.  DAMNIT SUNDAYS ARE ONE OF THE DAYS I EAT.  No getting around it!  Thinking about doing a 4 Finger Monkee's Paw for snacks.  Allow myself FOUR snacks a day instead of 3.  Everyone knows monkees only have threee digits.  Better LTURQ.  Monkeys have 5 fingers on each hand.  Not sure where this three wishes from Monkey's Paw came from.  Even in olden days before Modern Knowledge you would think they'd be advanced enough to just LOOK at a monkey's hand and be like oh right FIVE not Three.  NOPE.  Too complicated for them.  They know about monkeys and don't bother looking at the paw and just figure well probably three fingers.  Anyway.  Must be SOME backstory for why monkey's paw is 3.  THREE IS A GOOD NUMBER FOR LITERARY DEVICES.  You can pack a 3 Wish Story in a TV Show Episode.  IF it was 5 Wish Story that'd be a 90 minute movie.  NOT A GOOD ONE.  Maybe a good one.  Let's get TOBE HOOPER working on that one.
     Okay.  Nurse is coming in a little bit to infuse my Dad's blood with something.  Anyway.  We LOST an hour.  Or GAINED an hour.  Depends on your perspective.  We have lived one less hour in our lives than Time would have us think.  BUT we PROGRESSED ONE HOUR INTO FUTURE HISTORY more than we would have under normal circumstances.  All in all whatever who cares.  Anyway.  I don't wanna be home at 2:30 PM for rest of day.  I think ideal schedule may be Six walks.  Be home at 2:30 PM but take ONE nighttime walk for good measure.  Around 8 PM.  We'll re-calibrate this later in a month and a half when it becomes relevant.  Anyway National Food of The Tomorrow is... National Potato Chip Day.  WOW.  I like that.  Potato chips MAY have been my #1 go-to snack as A Youth.  Not just top salty snack.  Top snack altogether!  Feel like I got Regular Ruffles once sometime during Pandemic Quarantine.  Obviously got a lot of imitation Chip Snacks.  But I feel like I got one bag of regular chips at some point.  FASCINATING.
     Sure.  The Mets Of Baseball made a Baseball Trade!  Traded a pretty good pitching prospect for a pretty good veteran pitcher!  I LIKE IT.  If this prospect they traded becomes good they can always trade back for him later in 7 years with ANOTHER, NEW prospect.  It all comes out in the wash.  Anyway.  Wearing an unclean shirt today.  Discussed my Mom laundering my shirts with My Mom.  Maybe get it done today!  In the meantime though Unclean Shirts are part of my life.  Maybe stick with 3 snack monkey paw I DUNNO.  MAYBE 3.5!  Ugh.  Is it true that when you're born the doctor makes a point of being like yep!  10 fingers, 10 toes!  We're all good here!  I feel like I've seen that on TV or in Medical Textbooks.  Either way kind of a low bar you're setting.  HEY right number of digits and bottom digits.  Close enough.  Another regular baby!  And what if the guy has 11 fingers.  WHAT THEN.  This is Baby's First Moment on Earth don't make it feel self conscious.  Gotta be like Oh ELEVEN DIGITS THAT'S... that's... GOOD!  GREAT!  I guess it's better than NINE RIGHT?  THE MORE THE MERRIER.
     What else.  Watched a The HellRaiser movie last night.  Not bad!  Just a cheap throwaway popular horror franchise movie... OR IS IT?  Yes.  IT is.  But  a high quality one at that!  The point is I don't want to go to Hell.  I forget if I came to that conclusion before watching this movie or after.  But either way I feel like that'd be a real net negative experience.  No thank you!  Anyway.  What's your thought process if you're in Hell for eternity.  Is it just stuck at WELL THIS SUCKS.  Dunno what else you'd think about.  Anyway.  Maybe Chicken Caesar Salad for lunch today.  Maybe wait to have Caesar Salad for Tuesday.  March 15. Ides of Mach.  Caesar.  See I know all about history.  One Thing.  That's all ya need to know.  TAKE IT ONE THING AT A TIME is the point.  Guess we'll see how hungry I am at lunch.  Salad is there for the least hungry lunchtime of the week!  What else is going on and crap.  DANGIT it's been four paragraphs and NOTHING.  I've talked about monkey's having bonus fingers before.  I've talked about liking potato chips before.  AND THOSE ARE THE MAIN TWO THINGS I GOT TO SO FAR IN FOUR PARAGRAPHS.
     Yeesh.  What else is up.  Maybe today'll be a good day.  Still got TV SURROUND SOUND.  I like the part where now sound is coming at me From The Sides instead of the front.  It's SURROUNDING ME from the sides.  Kinda feels threatening.  Sound From TV is alpha male in my room now, not me.  I'm under assault and I can't fight back.  I dunno Sound's Weakness.  SIGHT.  Hmm.  The point is can we transmit any of the other 3 senses electronically.  We got sight and sound down pretty well.  Touch smell and taste.  What's wrong.  Let's get cracking on those.  What else is going on and crap.  I know how to defeat sound.  IT's called THE MUTE BUTTON.  Nuclear Option in my war versus sound.  Not really.  No possible consequences.  I hit Mute and SOUND LOSES HANDIDLY.  Got no way of defending itself or doing a Mutually Assured Destruction.  SURE IT DOES.  Now I can't hear what's going on in the TV.  MY LIFE HAS BEEN DESTROYED AS WELL YOU SEE.  Coffee time.
     Cool.  What's going on and crap.  FINE 3.5 Monkey's Paw Snacks Ultimatum.  Huh.  I dunno.  Once I'm at appropriate weight, and I'm accumulating bonus calories, thinking it in terms of number of snacks is HELPFUL.  I accumulate 8 SNACKS BONUS CALORIES in a week?  Easy.  Now I know exactly how many snacks to binge on to cancel it out.  Also GOTTA CANCEL IT OUT SOMEHOW.  When I'm at weight I wanna be at that's where I wanna be.  Gotta do SOMETHING if I'm accumulating bonus calories.  WE'LL SEE HOW THAT GOES.  For now if I'm accumulating bonus calories just accept it and get to Ideal Weight quicker!  YEAH.  Also think about snacks less.  SURE THAT'S EASY.  I think about it SO MUCH right now so thinking about it SLIGHTLY LESS is easy!  Not good enough.  Gotta think about it HARDLY AT ALL.  OK LET'S GET STARTED ON THAT AFTER THE NEXT SENTENCE OR TWO.  Apparently I have the next sentence to think about snacks and then I can't anymore.  Better make the most of it while I can.
    What was I talking about.  Seventh paragraph!  Cold outside but at the same time NOT TOO BAD.  I can live with this.  What else is crap.  Saw some still images of Old Man Scherzer being interviewed.  Interesting looking guy!  There's some mystique to him because he's a Hall of Famer at the top of his game BUT ALSO kinda just looks like a random jerk.  Even jerkier than the random jerk.  I mean he looks like an okay PERSON but, ya know, just your common jerk.  JUST GOES TO SHOW YA.  The common jerk might be exceptional in ways we would never guess!  Anyway GOOD GUY I LIKE HIM.  UNION MAN.  WHEN I WAS A KID MAIN SUPER MARKET WE WENT TO WAS GRAND UNION.  DOESN'T EXIST ANYMORE.  Not sure what that means in terms of Super Market Lingo.  Oh all the different kinds of groceries got together in one place to form a grand union for us to shop from.  No wonder it doesn't exist anymore.  Made very little sense!
     What else is up.  Eighth paragraph.  Delicious.  THREE OR THREE POINT FIVE SNACKS until I'm done dieting.  Then four.  THERE IT'S SETTLED.  Now we can write the rest of the entry without snacks on the mind.  Well except for that one snack I'm gonna have later in the entry.  Probably.  We'll see how it goes.  Anyway.  Maybe turkey sandwich for lunch today.  GOOD THAT'S HEALTHY.  Let's think about MEALS.  Nothing wrong with that!  Great.  Got Fried Calamari for dinner tonight!  Ordered it last night!  Should be good.  I haven't had a Fried Food Dinner in a relative while.  Anyway.  I saw if there's Nuclear War, the people that survive the war in America, something like 98.5% of us will die from starvation in the first year.  I DON'T LIKE THOSE ODDS.  Also I'd probably die immediately.  Gotta imagine if there's a couple hundred or thousand nukes hitting NYC is being hit at some point.  DANGIT.  At least I won't die hungry.  I PROBABLY WILL I'M HUNGRY OVER 50% OF THE TIME.  DANGIT.
     What else is going on and crap.  I like how in Summer BlockBuster of 25 years ago Nuclear Weapons save us from annihilation.  Good message to put out there in the world.  Makes a lot of sense.  Of course I'm talking about GODZILLA what were YOU thinking of.  That's the Matthew Broderick Godzilla timeframe.  Anyway.  Nuclear Weapon created Godzilla.  Godzilla will protect us from annihilation somehow.  CASE CLOSED NUCLEAR SAVES THE DAY.  Great.  What else is up.  THIS NEW PITCHER GOT SOME GOOD STATS ON HIM.  Old though.  Not Old Man Scherzer Old but Old Man DeGrom Old.  Could be a great addition to the Starting Rotation, though!  COULD BE GREAT.  Anyway what the Hell is going on.  What's his name again.  Bassit.  Dassit.  Bennett.  BASSIT I GOT IT MY FIRST TRY.  Dressott.  NO IT'S BASSIT WE ALREADY CONFIRMED THIS.  Mussett.  The point is let's write one more paragraph then take a nice walk.
     Sure!  Great!  What was the guys name again.  BASSIT.  That's what Subwoofer does.  Really BASS's IT UP.  I don't know how to pronounce any of these words.  The guy's name.  The word Bass.  SUBWOOFER.  I know how to pronounce Subwoofer and I'm happy I do because it's a fun word to say.  I'm not even saying it out loud, I'm just typing it, KIND OF hearing it in my head, and even that is pretty fun.  I can only imagine how much fun it'd be to say it out loud.  I'll try that out later.  Right now I got other things to do like finish this paragraph.  Cool!  Gotta figure out a way to do it RESPONSIBLY.  Can't just say it for no reason.  Get into a conversation with someone about my new TV Speakers.  Gotta come up NATURALLY.  Something along those lines.  What else is up.  Nurse just rang bell to come into house.  DANGIT she beat me before I could take next walk.  MINUTES AWAY.  Not sure why that's a competition.  Everything is a competition!  Oh okay.  I'll be back in a little bit.

What Am I Doing Wrong

    OKAY HERE"S THE DEAL.  3.5 Snacks up until next official weigh in in 6 weeks.  Three snacks!  And an allotment for a half a snack AT BEDTIME.  THAT'S THE DEAL.  Then bump it up to a clean 4 Snacks.  OKAY NO WAY THIS PLAN CAN CHANGE AT ALL OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT FIVES OF MINUTES it's all settled in snow.  Anyway.  Let's get through this act without it being 100% terrible.  I got coffee going on!  That's a blast and a half.  Still leaning towards Turkish Sandwich for lunch.  SIDE?  A GRANOLA BAR PERHAPS?  Unless I eat it as a snack beforehand!  In the mood for a nice granola bar.  One way or another I'M HAVIN' A GRANOLA BAR WITHIN THE NEXT THREE HOURS.  DANGIT IS LUNCH REALLY THAT FAR AWAY.  NO it's only 2 hours 45 minutes away.  DANGIT THAT's NOT SO BAD.  THEN WHY AM I SAYING DANGIT.  MAYBE IT'S A POSITIVE DANGIT.  Not a lot of people say DANGIT so the rules of when and where and how to say it aren't set in snow.  Could be positive!
     What else.  Had a tough time deciding between Calamari and Appetizer Sampler last night.  Went with calamari ultimately because I don't need to commit two meals to it.  Sampler, I'd have to make 2 meals, stretch with some Health Tater Tots from Freezer, sure.  But the point is Delicious Fried Food that'll get my Gut to stop thinking about sweets.  Start thinking about Fried.  PROGRESS.  Not sure if that's progress.  Could be degression.  Could be lots of things.  We'll never know if we don't go.  You'll never shine if you don't glow.  What else is up.  I feel okay with What Time It Is.  And how everything else in life is related to it.  ULTIMATELY I think we should get rid of Daylight Savings Time though.  Not 100% sure why but I'm leaning towards It Being Dumb And Working Against Us.  OH RIGHT.  Gets dark real early in winter.  WHO NEEDS THAT.  UNPLEASANT.  If it's gonna be cold MIGHT AS WELL BE LIGHT OUT AT LEAST.  C'MON LETS GET REAL.  Sure.
     What else is up.  BIGGER MEALS HUH.  So you're saying I can have a Chinese Food Meal-- an amount I'm quite satisfied with-- and it's just YEP THIS IS A REGULAR LUNCH I DON'T NEED TO ACCOMMODATE FOR LATER BY HAVING LESS OF SOMETHING ELSE.  YES THAT'S WHAT WE'RE SAYING.  What a strange world we live in.  Starting next week.  This week I'm still making up for Last Bange.  OH OKAY GREAT WONDERFUL.  I think I saw some numbers that 43% of Americans have had Covid, and of the people who HAVEN'T had it, roughly 60% of them will never have it.  I LIKE THOSE ODDS.  Means I MOST LIKELY WILL NEVER HAVE IT.  Especially since I'm more careful than your average jerk.  But we've discovered No Such Thing As An Average Jerk.  Your average jerk might have super pitching ability or something like Old Man Scherzer.  Probably not.  Otherwise people wouldn't make such a big deal about Scherzer's pitching ability.  If a bunch of other jerks could do it.  What's going on again?  Oh.  Right.  Paragraph The Third.
     Okay.  I COULD HAVE lunch in 2 hours and 10 minutes instead of the Extra Thirty Minutes Version we talked about earlier.  So there's that.  There's LOTS OF THINGS.  Cool.  Hmm better take a quick check to make sure the World Hasn't Exploded Yet.  Lemme LTURQ.  NOPE NOT QUITE YET.  So we got that going for us.  Jeez.  Is St Patrick's Day the same thing as The Ides Of March.  I feel like both are March 15th.  I also MORE ACCURATELY feel that No I Would Remember For Sure If That Were The Case.  So let's LURQ what St Patrick's Day is.  MARCH 17th.  Pretty close.  Maybe it's to celebrate the killing of Caesar.  News took a day and a half to reach Ireland.  All in all that's VERY quick.  I don't think that's possible with the technology they had back then.  HORSES.  That was their most advanced technology I think.  ALSO THE HORSE HAS TO SWIM IN THIS SCENARIO.  Ireland is an island you idiot.  That's why the words are so similar.  Ireland.  Island.  Practically the same word!  What you thought that was a COINCIDENCE?  How dumb are you!
     Hmm.  Anyway.  You don't change horses in midstream.  So I guess Horses Swimming IS a thing.  Also I wouldn't change horses on land, either!  Unless I had a really good reason to.  What's the point.  A horse is a horse.  Rarely am I gonna be on a horse and getting somewhere and be like ya know what this is going ok but I feel I could be doing somewhat better with a different horse.  Anyone wanna trade horses.  Also why would anyone trade their better horse for my worse horse.  Maybe I'm bartering something else that makes it worth their while.  Great that makes sense wonderful.  I've never driven a horse.  I don't wanna drive a horse!  Anyway.  Fifth paragraph already in this act.  Figure I'll write 1-2 more based on what time it is and how soon I wanna take next walk.  So I got that going for me is the point.  I THINK I read they're gonna start giving out Marijuana Selling Licenses by the end of the year.  So that means buying weed personally IS IN THE CARDS in a matter of MONTHS.  Which MAY be good for my life.  May be BAD for my life.  Most likely WON'T IMPACT MY LIFE because I try it and I don't like it and then I move on with my life without it making a big difference!
    Sure.  One more paragraph should do it.  Then I get to take a nice walk in the park.  I like the park.  Lots of trees around.  I don't have a problem with trees!  Maybe they have a problem with me.  That's their problem.  Hmm.  What else.  Watch SNL later today For Entertainment.  That's one thing I know I can watch.  I watched 3 minutes of WEST SIDE STORY last night.  In Spanish.  For some reason I turned to HBO EN ESPANOL channel to watch it.  Either way great I DON'T CARE.  Teenagers and love?  Two things I know nothing about!  I once WAS a teenager.  I once FELT the basic premise of love.  Those things are not part of my life right now though!  Oh well that's life.  Maybe if I watched movie I'd FEEL the basic premise of Teenagers &/v Love again and it's be FUN.  I dunno watching a movie and having FUN doing it?  Doesn't sound plausible.  The point is Hey Time To Take Another Walk.  I'll be back soon!

I Just Got An Idea

    Hello friends.  What's going on and crap.  Took 8 walks yesterday.  It was fun!  I might do it again today.  It's fun!  YES ultimately the goal is to take less walks.  But on the path towards taking less walks sometimes we have to take more walks.  That's philosophy for ya.  Anyway right now looks like Lunch will be RIGHT SMACK IN THE MIDDLE of the 2 time periods I alluded to.  I gave 2 possible times for having lunch-- half an hour apart.  Right now looks like IT WILL BE IN THE MIDDLE EQUIDISTANT FROM EACH ALLUDED TO TIME.  So I got that going for me.  Still thinking about a Turkish Sandwich with a granola bar for a side.  Maybe a Small Brownie Thing instead.  Those are good!  Either way delicious and nutritious presumably.  The point is I am picturing my life right now in terms of The Next Month And A Half.  Weight/diet/food context is based around Where I Will Be in 6 weeks at official Weigh In.  Arbitrary, sure.  But sometimes ARBITRARIES ARE JUST WHAT THE DOCTOR ORDERED.
    What else is going on.  Still here writing more paragraphs.  That's cool!  I'm comfortable with that.  Did I mention BASEBALL IS BACK.  No not explicitly but I talked about baseball under the premise that It Is Back.  Cool.  I saw part of the deal they made to Get Baseball Back is they play a game or two of baseball in PARIS (FRANCE?) some time over the next few years.  Not sure the point of that.  I get playing International Games in places where baseball is taking root.  France doesn't seem like a Baseball kinda place.  Maybe I'm wrong.  Maybe Baseball is taking Root in France.  Or maybe they REALLY WANT IT TO and are pulling out all the stops to get it so.  Like having a game there.  People in Paris will be like HEY THERE's a game going on right now for one or two times over several years.  Now I WANNA GET MY KIDS TO PLAY BASEBALL AND THEN THEY JOIN MLB AND ARE SUPER STAR BASEBALL.  That's great.  I think I'm losing track of keeping logic.  This paragraph has gone off the rails!  OH NO THAT'S A THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN TO A TRAIN.  Other than colliding with another train also on the track.  In fact it might be even WORSE than that.
    Huh.  The worst thing that could happen to a train is No Passengers.  Unless it's not a passenger train.  Trains can be freight trains.  Ok then the worst thing that could happen to a train is no passengers or freight.  A train going from point A to point B with absolutely no purpose.  Also NO ONE IS DRIVING THE TRAIN OR CONTROLLING IT.  I'm scared now.  Ghost Train!  Good movie idea.  That happens in Ghostbusters II.  One of em gets hit by a ghost train.  I wanna say Dan Ackeroid.  Because that's who I think it was.  That's why I wanna say it.  Makes sense that I'd wanna be accurate.  Hmm.  Could have been Ernie Hudson now that I think about it.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  Sure when I was a kid I saw Ghostbusters II more than Ghostbusters I.  And as an adult it's flipped but I hardly ever see either any time at all as an adult.  The point is THESE GUYS BUST GHOSTS.  That's the premise.  Yep that checks out 100% completely.  Very accurate statement.
     Wonderful.  Probably should shave at some point.  That sounds interesting.  Been a while since I looked in the mirror at a face that wasn't covered with facial hair.  I hardly see ANYONE un-covered with facial hair.  85% of the people I see In Life are Me Looking At Myself In The Mirror.  So if I have facial hair or not-- that's gonna be the dominant thing I see in people whichever way I'm doing it.  And IT'S TIME FOR A CLEAN SHAVEN FACE TO SEE WHEN LOOKING AT PEOPLE LIFE.  Also I can see THEM LOOKING BACK AT ME (Me looking at me) at MY Clean Shaveness now and THAT'S GOOD TOO.  What else is up.  Only one more paragraph after this one.  Solid C- entry.  Not sure what we're grading it on.  Not reaching a C- in entertainment value.  We know that  much.  But as high as a C- I feel in SOMETHING.  What else is going on and crap.  We're all still alive after reading this entry.  NOT BAD.  We went into the entry alive, we came out of it alive.  That's better than some people!  Over the course of this entry LOTS OF PEOPLE IN THE WORLD DIED.  WE ARE ALL NONE OF THEM.  Well maybe one or two people died during this entry.  Specifically while Being Here At The Entry.  In which case NOT MY PROBLEM.
     Yeah!  What else is going on.  A nice fun day ahead of me probably.  Feels like it should be.  No reason not to be.  Also FEELS LIKE SPRING somehow.  It was cold outside but right now I'm inside and it feels like it's warm outside.  I don't know what that means.  But I felt like saying it anyway for some reason.  Great!  I don't think about it consciously very often but I actually do think I enjoy watching TV more with Surround Sound Speakers.  Well, the surround sound is just one reason it's better.  It's also just HIGHER QUALITY AND FINE TUNED.  But the surround sound is the most notable difference.  And anyway HEY I'M HEARING THIS TV SHOW BETTER.  NOW MY LIFE IS BETTER.  I didn't see that twist of fate coming but hey great I'll take it!  Wonderful.  Hey the entry is over now.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:37 P.M.

Saturday, March 12, 2022

It's About Time For A Change

    Hello friends.  Saturday Morning.  A little bit behind schedule, but schedules mean nothing.  Gonna try not to talk about food/diet/weight for a while at least.  I'll get to it in a little bit!  In the meantime though let's talk about NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW IS... National Coconut Torte Day.  Sounds complicated.  Specific.  Sure I'll LURQ what Torte is why not.  I Like Knowing Things I Didn't Used To Know.  "A FORM OF CAKE WITHOUT FLOUR."  AMAZING.  Sign me up!  I like cake.  Not sure how I feel about flour.  Never actually just ate a fistful of flour.  DANGIT I SAID I WOULDN'T TALK ABOUT DIET YET.  I just told you Plain Flour isn't AND NEVER WAS part of my diet.  And POTENTIALLY WILL BE SOME DAY.  The point is GREAT.  Never ate a coconut raw.  But I like it as a flavor in Dessert Settings.  So that's Tomorrow for ya.  Raining right now.  Took a walk anyway!  Go figure.  Hmm.  What else is up.
     FINE bange ate yesterday and the way I tried to make it Productive was eat regular small breakfast and relatively big lunches and dinners!  Don't make it complicated with lots of snacks or FourthMeals or anything.  Anyway was I brainwashed by Taco Bell with this FourthMeal stuff?  NO.  If anything I BRAINWASHED TACO BELL.  Had to Time Travel to do it but it was worth it in the end!  Anyway yeah.  TRICKY PART is when do I eat dinner.  I know when to eat breakfast.  Think I've figured out when to eat lunch.  If ONLY I KNEW WHEN TO EAT DINNER everything else would fall into place.  UGH.  Okay let's talk about something else.  SATURDAY.  The point is I realized as long as I'm living my days thinking about food and being relatively hungry most of the time I'm Not Doing It Right.  Even if I go several days with consuming the right amount of calories.  It's not supposed to be hard!  If it's hard I'm doing it wrong!  FINE NEXT PARAGRAPH WILL BE BETTER OKAY?
     Why wouldn't that be okay.  That's GREAT.  Still got smallish meals to eat this week because I was planning for Smaller Meals.  Which works out!  I eat same amount of meals this week as upcoming diet, but meals are still small, that cancels out the binge over the course of a week.  WOW CANCEL OUT LET'S GO WITH THAT.  DANGIT WHAT ELSE IS THERE TO TALK ABOUT.  If only it wasn't raining.  The rain is messing with my concentration!  STOP FALLING YOU DAMN DROPLETS OF WATER YOU'RE MAKING TOO MUCH NOISE WHEN YOU'RE HITTING THE GROUND AND GROUND-AFFILIATED OBJECTS AND OBSTACLES.  Hmm.  GOTTA CUT OUT THE SWEETS.  Instead of MOST THINGS I eat being sweet let's cut it down to FEW THINGS.  The Eskimo have fourty seven different words for Sweets.  Good for them.  Not sure why I had to say that.  But I did.  And now we're stuck with it.  What else is up.  Gonna bump it up to Up To 3 Cups Of Coffee A Day, though!  If I feel like it!  That's good news.
     YEAH.  ALSO as long as we're reaching for the stars, would be nice if I stopped keeping track either explicitly or in my head of how many calories I'm eating each day and how many to aim for and stuff like that.  Just in general know I'm more or less on target and happy with where I'm at.  WOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE REACHING FOR THE STARS ALRIGHT.  Great.  Hey it's the 12th.  3 months since my birthday.  33.25 Years Old!  INTERESTING.  I like the part where Hey I'm An Adult Get Off My Back About It.  I know no one likes growing old but  at the same time the older you are the more respect people should presumably give you.  Makes sense to me.  DANGIT GOTTA STOP KEEPING METICULOUS TRACK OF HOW OLD I AM.  Look I'm in the dozens of years old that's close enough that's all ya need to know.  STOP TAKING THINGS SO METICULOUSLY OR SOMETHING.  What else is up.  The point is would I like to eat my age?  Not sure what that means but YES WITHOUT A DOUBT I'D LIKE TO EAT HOW OLD I AM.
      Sure.  What else is up.  DANGIT it's gonna turn into light snow soon!  And not EXTREMELY LIGHT.  We're talking LIGHT BUT RELATIVELY SIGNIFICANT.  Light but NO ONE'S GONNA ARGUE WITH YA THAT IT'S SNOWING.  TOO BAD TOO BECAUSE I'M IN THE MOOD FOR A SCHOLARLY DEBATE.  What else is going on.  Parents gonna shame me for walking in the SNOW now.  God Dangit.  What else is up.  Not sure why billionaires and Super Millionaires love yachts so much.  WOW.  YA GOT A BOAT.  AND IT'S HALF A BILLION DOLLARS IN WORTH SOMEHOW FOR SOME REASON.  WELL DONE.  Where are ya going with this.  Hmm.  There must be some reason they like yachts so much.  I wanna read a STUDY or an ARTICLE or maybe a SCHOLARLY SHORT STORY about it.  Really!  I GOTTA KNOW what the appeal of yachts are to the super-super rich.  They do know WHEREVER THEY GO WE CAN FOLLOW right?  They're not getting on a yacht and being like NO ONE CAN CATCH ME NOW.  What else is up.  Coffee time!
     Sure.  What else is up.  I think my first Bange Eat was right around my birthday.  Three months ago now!  I started dieting at the beginning of April and pretty sure I had no problem days with that up until that first Bange.  GO FIGURE.  What else is going on and crap.  Down to my last clean shirt!  I didn't plan this well.  Should have confirmed with my mother that she should potentially be doing my laundry ahead of time.  Oh well.  Can always go out in the snow with my unlaundered clothes.  Snow cleans all.  Sure.  Is problem with eating related to what I do with the rest of my day?  SURE!  If I had a different schedule of OTHER THINGS then I would be thinking about my Eatings much differently.  But I have no options!  My main option is STOP DOING THIS.  Not much I can add, not much other stuff I can subtract.  I can STOP DOING THIS but I'm not 100% sure how that would help exactly.  WHAT IF I TRIED DOING IT AT OTHER POINT IN DAY.  That's crazy talk.  OH SORRY.  It's okay.  THANKS.
     Hmm.  Still haven't utilized new TV Super Speakers for music listenings.  I'll get around to that at some point probably.  I like doing stuff!  The point is I gotta start eating bigger unhealthier meals.  That'll get my body workin' differently!  Won't want sweets as much if it wants OTHER dumb stuff.  Like a cheeseburger.  I don't WANT a cheeseburger.  But if I eat a cheeseburger my body'll be like hey this is good too FUCK THE SWEETS LETS GET IN TUNE WITH WANTING THIS.  The point is I forget.  That's what therapist always says when I talk to her about dieting.  She's like go for it if you wanna have a cheeseburger have a cheeseburger.  I dunno why she thinks I want cheeseburgers all the time.  But I'm picking up MAYBE I SHOULD WANT CHEESEBURGER ALL THE TIME.  Therapist hasn't steered me wrong yet!  So that's where I'm at in life.
     Okay.  Is it steered or storn.  What else is up.  I enjoy veggie burgers.  I enjoy bison burgers.  I'd enjoy hamburgers.  I'm sure I'd enjoy cheeseburgers too.  But why keep going unhealthier when I like it the healthier way already?  TO TRICK BODY INTO DITCHING ITS INFATUATION WITH THE SWEETS.  Oh okay makes sense.  Dumb body.  Gotta trick it somehow!  What else is up.  Eighth paragraph!  Cool.  Also seems kinda risky to put half a billion dollars into a boat.  What if there's some sort of storm or shark attack?  Boat gets destroyed you're out half a billion dollars right there.  Also IT'S A BOAT WHO CARES.  You know how much land there is?  A LOT.  Having some extra land that's a boat that's your own WHO CARES NOT THAT BIG A DEAL.  What else is going on and crap.  I can think of some good unhealthy food to have as Bigger Meals.  Chinese Food.  PIZZAS.  CHEESE BURGERS.  Burrito Bowls.  All that crap.  LARGER PORTIONS of meals I already get.  THIS COULD WORK.  It's also the most intuitive now that I give it a lot of thought.  Hmm.
     Yeah!  What else is up.  Ninth paragraph!  Got lots of choices for lunch today.  Veggie burger is a top contender.  Gotta finish the small meals I got for this week.  Perect!  Cancel out binge over the next 6 days by having New Meal Routine but Old Meal Sizes.  THEN REALLY START IT AND SEE HOW IT GOES IN OH I DON'T KNOW SIX DAYS.  That's nothin.  Great.  I don't hear it raining anymore. OR SNOWING.  Even if it has stopped it'll start up again soon by the time I'm taking my walk.  That's okay.  COMPROMISE WITH MOTHER EARTH.  Mother Earth lets me Walk All Over Her seven times a day and in return sometimes she gets to spray me with water and/or snow.  Seems like a fair deal.  Anyway.  WHO CAME UP WITH THE WORD, "EARTH."  EARTH is the sound a dog makes when he looks confused.  URRRRTHHH????  That's my hot take.  Anyway.  Walk by people walking their dogs a lot and am always flattered when a dog is interested in me.  HEY I'D LIKE TO BE YOUR FRIEND TOO!  I MEAN WE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT NOW BUT MAYBE I'LL SEE YA AROUND.  And when a dog avoids me I'm insulted sure.  But I can live with it!
     Last paragraph of the act.  Wonderful.  What kinda stuff do I got in store for today.  SATURDAY DAY.  Amazing.  BASEBALL IS BACK.  Probably see some still images of people arriving at Spring Training!  YES.  GREAT.  I dunno how they did it but the entire Lockdown was a scam because somehow just thinking about seeing still images of baseball players arriving to a a baseball complex to practice playing baseball is exciting to me.  THEY GOT ME GOOD.  Oh well that's life.  What else is life.  Cereal.  Never had it.  Board game.  Played it!  Kinda fun!  I'll play it again.  A thing that I'm doing right now.  That I'm Living.  Life.  Not 100% sure about that one.  What else.  Gonna start snowing in roughly 45 minutes.  I'm taking a walk in freakin' five minutes.  I MIGHT MAKE IT BACK BEFORE IT STARTS SNOWING.  And then it will only effect my NEXT WALK which would be 45 minutes later.  WHOW LUCKY ME.  I'll be back soon.

Let's Come Back To That Later

    Hey!  Got back from walk.  Was raining a bit but not as much as before.  BRILLIANT.  By the end of the walk it musta been snowing because whatever was falling out of the sky turned solid and was pummeling me.  JOKES ON THAT THING FALLING FROM THE SKY THOUGH, I LIKE BEING PUMMELED.  That's how I get off.  Anyway.  Delicious Chicken Caesar Salad for lunch.  Delicious Part II of Seafood Parade for dinner.  Shortest parade I've ever seen!  But let's get it out of the way.  These are the two smallest meals possible!  Rest of week meals will be slightly larger!  Then by next week MEALS GETTIN' BIG DEAL WITH IT.  Deal with it!  The point is I dunno what else is going on.  First big meal I get I think I gotta go with a cheeseburger, right?  Make therapist happy.  She'd want me to have fries, too.  I CAN'T HAVE THAT MANY FRIES.  I think I have frozen Health Tater Tots.  Some of those.  That's pretty good.  Where am I.  What's going on.
    Hmm.  THEN AGAIN if we take therapist out of the equation What do I want as extravagant meal gotta go with maybe Chinese Food!  INTERESTING.  Got some time to think about it.  Six days.  I GOTTA THINK ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT.  Not SUPPOSED to think about food all day.  Oh right forgot about that.  What else is Wide World Of Sports.  Anyone arrive at Spring Training Complex yet today.  It's Saturday.  Do they take weekends off?  They can't take weekends off.  Their opponents aren't taking weekends off.  You can't let your baseball opponents get a leg up on you.  Then you're at a disadvantage!  What's going on again.  Hmm.  Maybe get into VIDEO GAMES.  We'll table that idea for later.  Which is a phrase I heard once that I am happy to be misusing right now.  HMM. What kind of fun stuff can I do today.  Maybe VIDEO GAMES or something.  SEE I KNEW I'D TABLE BACK AROUND TO THAT IDEA EVENTUALLY.  I dunno.  Controller craps out on me every now and then.  INCONVENIENT TRUTH.  Don't wanna play video  game with those conditions!
    Okay.  I feel like having a veggie burger you idiot not a chicken Caesar salad.  Oh okay DULY NOTED.  Will adjust plans accordingly.  THE POINT IS I still will allot myself room for snacks but I can no longer think about snacking all day.  And structure my day around snacks.  And ALSO once I've lost weight, instead of being like GREAT NOW I HAVE MORE CALORIES TO INDULGE IN, I'ma take 2 less walks!  Why go backwards!  Still bunch walks up early in the day SO in 1-3 months I may be home and done with walking at 2:30 PM AND not have meals or snacks to structure my day either.  Just be home at 2:30 PM onward and be like HMM WHAT NOW.  That's the plan!  It's a good plan!  I feel like somehow that will work to my benefit.  Because all other plans WON'T.  Structuring day around eating NO FOOD.  By which I mean NO GOOD Fruedean Slips am i right.  So gotta figure I'll figure out something to do with my life at that point.
    Hmm.  Maybe not 1 month.  But possible I'll be happy where I'm at weightwise next official weigh in in 6.5 weeks.  GREAT GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Home at 2:30 PM.  No more walks.  Not thinking about food.  What AM I doing and/or thinking about.  THAT WILL BE REVEALED IN GOOD TIME.  I'm imagining WARM WEATHER though.  I like that part.  Hey it's the Spring at this point nice weather outside.  I'm home now for the rest of the day but I enjoyed the weather on my 5 First Half Of The Day Walks.  Still enjoy it tangentially and/or circumstantially and/or erroneously FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE.  Figure I'll play some VIDEO GAMES then or something.  I dunno.  I'll figure something out.  I HAVE TO.  Maybe read or something I dunno.  Is that still allowed.  I'm pretty sure in some states they'll have banned reading by 2 months from now but in New York I'll probably be okay.  Interesting I got lots of options amazing.
     Yeah!  Last paragraph of the act.  What else is crap.  BASEBALL IS BACK.  Will that help me live my life this upcoming WARM HALF OF THE YEAR.  Ya know April Through Six months from April.  I wanna say October off the top of my head.   I did math Right Quick.  HMM APRIL 4.  4 + 6 10.  OCT 10.  See my brain works great we were worried for nothing.  Reading is healthy and good for you but it's not exciting.  My senses aren't being stimulated as much by watching TV.  Picture is worth a thousand words!  And I'm seeing PICTURE AFTER PICTURE RAPIDLY.  PLUS I'm HEARING words at the same time.  So together I'm getting WAY more than reading a book.  Then again hmm I've enjoyed reading in the past.  Not MOST of my life.  Most of my life I've been a regular person and not enjoyed reading.  BUT I've been a nerd at points and enjoyed reading.  Hmm.  Anyway gonna take another walk now.  Be back soon! 

I'm Not Super Happy With This

    HEY!  Gotta clean up my room.  Throw out bags of garbage stuffed with food containers and wrappers.  Have a fresh start!  Anyway I think it's pretty possible I transition to 5-walk-a-day-before-2-:3-0-P-.M after NEXT OFFICIAL WEIGH IN in 6.5 weeks.  Might wanna lose another 2 pounds after that but I think I can do that even after that change!  AMAAZING.  LIFE FRAMEWORK.  Do this crap for a week.  Then do this crap but NICE BIG OL MEALS for 5.5 weeks.  THEN BIG LYFESTYLE CHANGE.  LYFESTYLE.  IS THAT A WEBSITE FOR SOMETHING.  Also there's a shopping website Lyft.  Shop lyft.  WELL IF I DID THAT YOU'D GO OUT OF BUSINESS RAPIDLY.  Pretty hard to shop lift from a website.  I dunno actually.  I bet Good Hackers could figure that out.  I feel a high quality hacker knows how to order something from amazon and get it without paying for it.  But would only do it discriminately so as not to draw attention.  Also LYFT might not be a shopping website.  Might be an airline now that I think about it.  Better LTURQ.  OH ITS LIKE AN UBER.  Right in the middle.  Somewhere between a shopping website and an airline.  Huh?  That's not right.  Oh well.
     Yeah!  What else is going on and crap.  SURE I know IN THEORY the best time to eat dinner.  In multiple contexts this is the best choice.  BUT SOMETIMES IT'S HARD IN PRACTICE.  We live in a world of PRACTICE not a world of THEORY.  In THEORY at least.  Not sure about in PRACTICE.  Anyway.  Practice makes perect.  Great.  I don't know why I wanna transition to Being Home at 2:30 PM ONWARD schedule.  Last time I tried being home that long during the day it backfired completely.  But it's THE RIGHT THING TO DO.  So that's that.  Anyway what else is crap and shit.  Probably gonna go with Veggie Burger/Seafood Parade as Meals II and III today.  AMAZING.  SIDE FOR VEGETABLE BURGER?  PROBABLY A CHIP OR SOMETHING.  OH I got reduced fat cheez-its.  That'll do the trick.  Also it's vegetables, too!  Cheez!  Cheese isn't a vegetable.  No but CHEEZ IS.  Possibly.  Not 100% what Cheez is.  Could be anything now that I think about it.
     Hmm.  What else is up.  Found some good TV to watch yesterday.  MASTERS OF HORROR.  Available on YOUTUBE.  Horror Anthology TV Series (MINI SERIES??? OR JUST NOT MANY SEASONS?) where the premise is EACH EPISODE IS MADE BY A MASTER OF HORROR.  First episode was directed by Tobe Hooper.  He's a master of horror if I ever saw one!  Presumably.  Don't know what he looks like.  Not even 100% he's a man!  But I know his name looks like a master of horror.  Anyway I was enjoying that while I was watching it but I was also binging while I was watching it so that made a negative impact.  Either way lemme LTURQ.  Look WHAT up Right Quick.  Masters of Horror.  Oh I thought I was gonna look up Me Banging Yesterday Right Quick.  If that's what I thought WHY WAS I ASKING.  Cause I wasn't ONE HUNDRED PERCENT SURE BRAINIAC.  Anyway oh right LURQ.  Oh.  There's like 25 episodes.  But only 2 on Youtube.  WELL THAT SETTLES THAT NOW DOESN'T IT.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Sure.  Anyway.  Don't really WANT to drink 3 cups of coffee a day these days!  Even if third cup is iced.  LET'S TABLE THAT FOR LATER.  Sounds good to me!  What else is going on.  Take a walk after next paragraph.  Put burger in oven while showering.  EAT WHEN BOTH ARE DONE TO MY LIKING.  Great.  LOOK Breakfast is 8 AM.  I don't think anyone is gonna put up a fight about that.  It's when I get up and before I take a walk!  That's all I can say for 100% Certain.  I'm 90% on a good lunch time and at this point 66.7% sure on a good dinner time.  But Breakfast YES 8 AM THAT'S THE PLAN.  Also YES it's good to have set times for 3 meals.  Ya don't need to be obsessive about other things.  Or even this!  But in general knowing when 3 meals will be IT'S A GOOD THING DON'T FIGHT IT.  What am I talking about.  And why is it an entire paragraph.  So I got it all out of my system now.  Won't have to write about it AT ALL for the rest of the day.
    LET'S SEE.  Last paragraph!  Wonderful.  Trying to imagine what life would be like to be home at 2:30 PM onward.  AND also to not be doing situp/pushups every 8 minutes.  Sure every TWENTY minutes couldn't hurt.  But anyway I dunno drawing a blank.  I can picture lying in my bed facing the television set.  I can't make out anything playing on the TV.  I'm picturing just staring at the TV while it's in OFF position.  Oh well something will reveal itself to me through the nature of natural time.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Hmm.  Three snacks a day.  Maybe that's how I think about things.  Could be up to 150, maybe even 160 cal a snack.  Whatever I feel like.  Three a day!  I feel like I wanna have a snack?  Sure!  Go for it.  TWO SNACKS LEFT.  That's the best idea I could think of as of now.  Because snacks WILL STILL EXIST.  And I will STILL ENJOY THEM.  But I gotta figure out how to do it RESPONSIBLY and REASONABLY.  Monkey's Paw Of Snacks.  Sounds about right.  Anyway I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:41 P.M.

Friday, March 11, 2022

I'm Not Falling For That One Again

    HEY!  Gonna set up appointment with Urologist before I start taking Anti-Frequent-Urination Medication.  I was ready to start taking it but my Dad feels strongly that I should see urologist first.  He wore me down!  FINE!  I'll see the urologist.  He'll tell me all about My Ball, too.  So I got that going for me.  Anyway today is Super Market Delivery Acceptance Day.  Will interrupt my overall schedule, but probably won't interrupt me MID-ACT.  Anyway.  SURPRISE THIS WEBSITE IS A FALSE FLAG.  I am actually a great and entertaining writer but this exists to TRICK YOU into thinking I'm not.  Not sure what it accomplishes but BOY DOES IT.  Anyway.  One Sweet Meal Today?  1.5 CCP for DINNER.  Also that's how I'm calling meals.  Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, and SUPER SUPPER.  That's it for now!  Now time for some paragraphs Without diet/weight/food.  Probably.  A few sentences at least.  Possibly.
    BASEBALL IS BACK.  I'm glad because I like it when things happen.  Looking forward to off season ending.  I realize I read the official Mets Blog about articles over the off season and there's six articles they cycle through writing over and over the entire several months.  AT THE TIME I loved it because I liked Mets Content and each time t was KIND OF new context?  But now I realize oh they're just going right back to the same four stories before.  YES THE METS SHOULD SIGN KRIS BRYANT BTU FEEL FREE TO SPECULATE ABOUT IT TOMORROW AGAIN.  The point is when games start HOLY SHOT that's something to talk about.  THINGS ACTUALLY HAPPENING.  Wonderful.  Anyway, I dunno, Friday eh?  Running low on clean shirts.  That'll happen from time to time.  Feel like I went 2 or 3 nights with No TerribleNight Snacking and was jazzed about that.  Then I did some last night.  NO MORE JAZZ.  Or MUCH MORE JAZZ.  Whichever one is the worse punishment.  I can't decide off the top of my head.
     Okay.  How's Ukraine and Russia going.  I think Ukraine is still winning the war in the sense that their citizens are dying by the fistfuls but so far they're still standing.  Or sitting.  Probably gotta spend some time sitting to conserve energy.  Set up appointment with Urologist in a few weeks.  Well I set it up NOW.  It will OCCUR in a few weeks.  My Dad thinks I should hold off on taking Urination Medication until after I see urologist.  I DUNNO.  Valid point but at the same time I WANT THE HELP NOW.  Dangit.  I wonder what they can do to stop Ball From Retracting.  Off the top of my head Rubber Band.  External rubber band around my scrotum should do the trick.  Well what am I Seeing this guy for I apparently figured it out myself.  Well I need the prescription for the rubber band genius.  Oh okay good point.  I fee like at some point (points?) in history RUBBER was a huge cash commodity.  Not sure why.  What's so great about rubber.  Better LTURQ.  EH I got bored looking it up.  The point remains though.  Rubber Man.  Is that a super hero?  Why not.
     What else is crap and crap.  Not behind schedule at all today.  But waiting for Super Market delivery may throw a monkey in the wrench.  So there's that!  Anyway now that BASEBALL IS BACK I can do a fantasy baseball draft with Yahoo Fantasy Baseball Sports.  That sounds fun.  Not TODAY fun but at some point over the next week fun.  YEAH.  Draft all Mets.  Now I'm REALLY sure who to be rooting for.  Putting two and two together makes it all the more intuitive.  The point is Huh.  No circle walking today while waiting for Super Market.  I'm past that!  Probably!  Now that I think about it maybe I'm not!  Anyway watched SPEED last night.  Okay movie.  I like the characters and the action.  I like it when they go POP QUIZ HOT SHOT.  That's where that phrase comes from.  The movie.  I hadn't realized that!  Also I believe The Bus was nominated for an academy award.  JUST NOMINATED?!?!  WHAT VEHICLE DID IT LOSE TO THAT YEAR.  Maybe the bus from Forrest Gump.  WHICH ONE.  The one he's waiting for or the one where kids won't let him sit on OR the one where army friends won't let him sit next to them on.  ALL OF EM COMBINED. 
     Sure.  NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROWS is... National Baked Scallops Day.  WOW.  I ordered SEAFOOD PARADE last night which lasts into tonight.  Not tomorrow though.  But the point is it had FOUR SMALL SCALLOPS.  Delicious.  The menu says BROILED Seafood Parade but I wouldn't be shocked if hits was baked.  Close enough.  They could get away with baking things they say they're broiling, I'd be none the wiser.  What else is going on and crap.  I like me some scallop.  Not bad!  Scallop sounds like a word that jerk would have thought of.  You know who I mean.  LOUIS CARROLL.  Yeah.  He came up with the word Scallop.  Wait no maybe I'm thinking of some other jerk.  You know the other jerk I could be thinking of.  LOOK any British Children's Author.  They're ALL capable of Scallop.  WE ALL ARE we just don't know it.  Coffee time. 
    LOOK I haven't kept to my promise to NO talk about diet/weight/food but I've kept it limited.  Let's keep it more limited.  NO MORE!  What else is going on.  If I was on THE FRONTIER and we were having a discussion about SCALPING I might call it SCALLOPING as a goof.  That's my hot take.  We can have a disgusting about scalping right now.  Maybe it should be brought back.  I can see people getting into some scalping.  Couldn't HURT.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Wonder when I'll be able to watch a Mets Spring Training Game.  Let's see when games start overall.  LOOKS LIKE Friday A Week From Today is a Mets spring training game.  Dunno if it will be televised.  Even if its not maybe I can buy some sort of binoculars to see the game from my house.  Huh.  What else is up.  Only one food of the tomorrow.  I like that!  Really helps me focus on appreciating that food a day ahead of time for roughly three sentences.  And two of those sentences are transitional phrases.  So I got that going for me is the point?
     YEAH!  I don't have Descending Testicle I have RETRACTING Testicle GET IT RIGHT.   Also it's my right testicle.  Or is it.  Stage Right.  I think it's Stage Right.  Lemme LTURQ.  Stage Right re: Testicles.  YEP it's stage right.  If you were an audience to my testicles it would appear to be to your left.  That's what it means.  Unless you were an audience from behind.  That could happen.  Interesting.  Doing some testicle theater in the round!  What else is going on and crap.  I dunno.  I hope the Mets get Kris Bryant.  I don't know WHY.  I've been CONDITIONED to hope that way by reading an article about it on Officially Sanctioned And Partly Run? Mets Fan Blog twice every three days.  THIS GUY WAS A SUPERSTAR FOR A YEAR OR TWO.  And a good player for other years.  I WANT A GOOD PLAYER.  So much better than A RANDOM OTHER OTHER PLAYER.  Couldn't HURT.  Could hurt the person Kris Bryant would be replacing.  He'd feel bad about himself.  Never thought about that.  Hmm.
     Eighth paragraph!  Cool.  SPEED was fun to watch with SUBWOOFER.  I really got the sense that Action Drama was happening.  What else is up.  HMM.  What do I got going on in life to accomplish unrelated to food/diet/weight.  Maybe figure out something to do that's productive.  THAT'S A TOUGH ONE.  ROCKSMITH.  HMM.  For some reason thinking about it RIGHT NOW, THIS PARAGRAPH, I feel 10% more enthusiastic about it.  Normally I bring it up and am like well sure in an ideal world I'd do that but I'm very far from an ideal world right now.  NOW I'M 10% CLOSER TO THE IDEAL WORLD.  If Baseball Is Back who KNOWS what other arenas of life are gonna be getting better, too!  ALSO I WANNA SEE HOW WELL PLAYERS UNION DID.  Off the top of my head I'm guessing the owners probably, "WON."  But did Union get a decent deal?  I hope so!  I'd read an article about it.  Written by Max Scherzer.  I wanna read more from him.  He's a very old man and his playing days are behind him so it's time he transitioned into a Union Writer.  What's a Union Righter.  ABOUT FIVE POUNDS.
     Ninth paragraph!  What else is up.  I'm at the age where I'm almost definitely past my prime in Major League Sports.  I guess the next phase is being at the age where it's quite rare I'm still playing Major League Sports at all.  Five years from now?  Not a lot of 38 year olds still playing.  DANGIT.  GOOD I'M GLAD.  Get other people to play it for me.  PLAYING THE MAJOR LEAGUE SPORTS WAS A HASSLE WHO NEEDS IT.  Now I can kick back and watch younger people do the heavy lifting while I sit back and drink some sort of Hard Lemonade.  Huh.  Some rule changes this season.  At this point who cares.  If there was no Shutdown I'd be all tickled by the changes.  Universal DH.  12 team playoffs.  Back to normal doubleheaders/extra innings.  AT this point I'm just like FINE BASEBALL IS BASEBALL.  Anyway.  Universal DH is good.  I like it when THE HITS happen.  This will INCREASE HITS EXPONENTIALLY.  Not exponentially but you get the idea.  The idea is I use words wrong on purpose.  For STRATEGY.  Hey great just great.
     Tenth paragraph.  Now that I think about it Baseball Is Boring.  Oh well that's life.  What else is going on.  One more paragraph then I get to take some sort of break until Super Market delivery gets here then I get to handle that.  Wonderful!  I like that plan.  It's good to have plans.  Otherwise I Wouldn't know what to do at all!  The point is sure great I dunno what else is up and crap.  IT'S GONNA BE A REAL SPRING TO REMEMBER.  Losing 3-7.5 pounds ideally.  WONDERFUL.  Even if it's 3!  That gets me to a nice round number that I'm comfortable with going forward.  NO SPOILERS but I'm not supposed to talk about it.  Anyway maybe play some ROCKSMITH over the Spring.  A real Rocksmith To Remember.  I'd have called it GuitarSmith. But what do I know.  What else is going on and crap.  HEY THAT'S IT.  I'll be back a little bit later!

I Can See My House From Here

    HEY!  Had to wait an hour for Super Market delivery to come.  But it did.  So that's good!  All in all it was worthwhile because now I have things to eat and drink for the next week.  The next COUPLE MONTHS if I needed to make it last.  Well that's stretching it.  I could make it last a month without starving myself completely.  In a situation where I couldn't re-up with food for a few weeks presumably because Russia is bombing me for no good reason.  Anyway.  Got coffee #2 going now.  Got lunch going with act III later!  We're talkin gonna stuff down some roast beef sandwich and some BRAND NEW FROM SUPERMARKET York Peppermint Patties.  Dunno what possessed me to get them.  Possibly The Devil.  But either way they're there now so I have to have 3 of them with Sandwich.  WOULD I FEEL MORE COMFORTABLE WITH THE CALORIES OF 2?  SURE.  BUT I'M GONNA GO WITH MY GUT ON THIS ONE AND HAVE THREE.  SYMMETRY.  One before sandwich.  One when half is done.  One when sandwich is done.  I KNOW HOW TO EAT LUNCH OK BEEN DOIN' THIS A WHILE.
     Thinkin about putting deli sliced roast beef in microwave before eating it.  That way it's heated up which is great for all sorts of reasons I can't get into.  What else is up.  Not 100% sure how big these patties are.  All I know is I'm Going To Have Three Of Them.  Sounds good to me.  I wonder if Speed II: CRUISE CONTROL is available on TV.  I also wonder if Tom Cruise sued that movie because they're making money on his good name.  Not THAT good a name.  Kinda dumb when you think about it.  What else is up.  JUST CHECKED SIZE OF CHOCOLATE PEPPERMINT CANDY.  About what I kinda imagined but also only 85% the size of about what I was kinda hoping for.  I'm not SHOCKED they're this size but I am still disappointed.  COULD BE WORSE THOUGH.  Could always be worse.  It could be nothing and somehow I'm absorbing calories by consuming blankness.  That doesn't sound good.  Unless it's nutritious calories.  Then I just solved world hunger.  Good For Me!
     Yeah!  HUNGER isn't a problem.  You can LIVE with being hungry.  WORLD NUTRITION is the issue.  LOOK if you can survive healthily with all the nutrients day in day out but for some reason are still hungry?  SORRY YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT.  We all have to make compromises is the point.  And my world hunger solution where you eat blankness and get nutrients but your hunger is not satiated is just something we're all gonna have to learn to live with!  People who can't afford to buy food, I mean!  Us people who eat food regularly already won't be impacted!  And why should we be!  We're privileged!  Only stands to reason that privilege should continue.  WE'RE USED TO IT YOU CAN'T TAKE IT AWAY NOW THAT'S NOT PART OF THE DEAL.  Huh.  What's going on and crap.  METS STARTING TO ARRIVE AT SPRING TRAINING.  Finally some real content.  I'm sick of the 79 articles about SHOULD THE METS SIGN KRIS BRYANT having to get me through baseball entertainment consumption.  Now I can SEE STILL IMAGES of players HITTING THE BASEBALL (with their baseball bats) AT SPRING TRAINING.
     Okay.  What else is up.  So far I haven't actually acted upon it, but I've had the thought a couple of times when putting together Super Market orders Man oh man that would be a great thing to binge on.  Just buy that entire thing and binge eat the entire thing.  Like a pack of cookies or a cake or something.  Pop Tarts.  YOU GET THE IDEA.  Also at least 90% of my overeating the last 2 and a half months have been SNACKS/SWEETS.  Hardly any SALTIES/SAVORIES.  Not binge eating triple cheeseburgers and frenched fries.  Not even once!  Seems like an oversight.  COULD BE A GAME CHANGER.  Not sure how that would make the game any better.  WELL NOT FOR ME AT LEAST.  I guess you're doing better in the game.  I assume we're playing each other.  So when game changers fail me then you get points or something in the game.  I don't have all the details.  I don't know what the Hell game we're playing and why but I guess we're stuck playing it!  That's life!
     Hmm.  C.S. LEWIS.  HE'd write some SCALLOP.  What else is up.  I might be confusing C.S. Lewis with someone else.  Story of my life.  What else.  FRIDAY.  Last day of the week.  Sometimes.  It's one of several contenders for being considered the last day of the week.  I Don't CARE.  What else.  HEY it's 3/11.  That's a thing.  What's the 311.  I think that's a New York City Thing.  You dial 311 FOR INFORMATION.  So when someone says what's the 311 what they're asking for is I've heard of the phone number 311 WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT DO YOU KNOW WHAT DIALING THAT NUMBER WILL LEAD TO?  Anyway.  Gotta imagine I'll figure out some fine entertainment for the rest of the day.  I'll have all day to figure it out.  I got nothin' else to do!  So I got that going for me is the point.  HMM a little bit ahead of schedule compared to where I thought I would be.  Might be able to write Act III and THEN eat lunch.  YEAH.  Let's do that.  I'll take a walk now for now though.  See ya soon!

Well Here We Are

    HI FRIENDS.  Time to write five more paragraphs.  Because that's the kind of thing I do for some reason.  NO SPOILERS but diet/weight/food/schedule is STILL constantly re-calibrating all day.  I'll try to talk about it less but that's still what I got going on Upstairs.  Who made Minds Upstairs.  And also I wanna know what's Downstairs.  Genetalia.  Everyone knows that.  So you're saying my torso is a staircase connecting my genetalia to my mind.  YES EXACTLY.  Oh, okay, good then!  Anyway sure I might only have 2 Peppermint Patties because I'M ON A DIET.  You IDIOTS.  Who doesn't love some nice Peppermint Chocolate.  You feel CLEANER after eating it.  And who doesn't need to feel cleaner these days.  Pretty much everyone could stand to feel cleaner.  Not sure how common the affliction is where the person is always like I'M TOO CLEAN.  MUST DIRTY MYSELF UP.  ROLL AROUND IN SOME MUD.  THIS AIN'T GOOD.
    I guess SOME people must have that.  I'd watch a Docu Series on them, sure.  I'd watch Docu Series on all sorts of freaks.  We're all freaks in our own way I guess.  EXCEPT FOR 70% OF US.  WHO AREN'T FREAKS AT ALL.  Sounds about right.  What else is up.  I've been anticipating having a banana for 3-5 days now and I still haven't had it yet.  Maybe today I finally have that banana.  We got a bunch of bananas.  Pun intended!  Not really a pun. Just an Accurate Use Of A Word.  Either way Sign Me Up With Some Banana Sure.  I DON'T KNOW whether to have it between Lunch and Dinner or between Dinner and Super Supper, though!  That's where I'm running into problems.  I end up putting it off to after Dinner and before Super Supper but then I'm like actually I should have had it before.  I'll have it that other time period TOMORROW.  So basically I'm running into all sorts of logistical problems I hadn't anticipated re: Eating A Banana This Week.  OH WELL LIFE IS TOUGH NO ONE EVER SAID THIS WAS EASY.
    Hmm.  YOU CRAY'n.  Is that anything.  I hope not.  It'd be disrespectful to the people of Ukraine at this their darkest hour.  What else is going on and crap.  The plan is to figure out what to have on the television set while eating lunch (and then to continue AFTER eating lunch and so on) BEFORE setting up lunch.  That way I'm not wasting time eating lunch without consuming any entertainment.  I guess Figuring Out Entertainment To Consume is KIND OF Entertaining in and of itself.  Not really.  A little bit!  Not really.  Kind of on the other side of the coin, if anything.  It's ANTI- entertaining.  Oh well that's life.  What else is going on and crap.  HMM.  Interesting.  Documentary on Sleep Paralysis on Shutter: The Screaming Service.  Reviews say it's intensely triggering for people who have had it and is terrifying.  OH NO.  I USED TO HAVE THAT.  AND I DON'T WANNA BE TRIGGERED INTO FEELING LIKE THAT AGAIN.  IT'S TERRIFYING.  I like horror movies BUT I NEVER SIGNED UP TO BE SCARED BY WATCHING THEM.
    Then again THAT'S ENTERTAINMENT.  So I gotta watch it, right?  Maybe not NOW.  Maybe not LATER.  Maybe not EVER.  But at SOME POINT, sure.  What else is going on.  I haven't had that in a while.  Which is good.  The point is we're getting dangerously close to the end of the entry.  What's dangerous about it.  Lots of stuff!  Can't go into it right now!  Just accept it as fact for some reason!  What else is up.  How's PERTH AUSTRALIA going.  Gotta imagine they're doing well these days.  I haven't heard anything to the CONTRARY.  So we just gotta assume Perth is going swimmingly.  Which means good.  Cause swimming is good.  If you didn't wanna swim then don't swim.  If you're swimming it must be because you really want to which is why it's a good thing.  What the Hell is going on.  I dunno.  HOW DO I HEAT UP THINLY SLICED DELI MEAT.  "RE-HEAT," IN THE MICROWAVE?  I'm not a fan of the re-heat.  I like being in control!  I'll pick out a time myself THANKS.  May not be right.  But I trust MY OWN devices rather than some dumb MACHINE'S.  Then again in this case Sure I'll Give Re-Heat A Shot.
     Last paragraph of the day.  Could I have a banana as a side for roast beef sandwich?  I dunno!  I'd have to look into that and I don't have the time right now.  Gotta have lunch SOON.  More or less when entry is over!  And I've cracked the code of what to have on the television set while consuming the sandwich and side.  No time for... what was I talking about.  Oh.  Right.  If I could have a banana as a side for a roast beef sandwich lunch.  I dunno!  But I guess I can look into it LATER for FUTURE reference.  So there's that.  Anyway I dunno.  Another day in the books.  I can live with that.  What are my other options.  NOT Living With That?  I don't like the sound of that.  I think Living With That in this case is an EASY choice to make.  Great just great.  How far into Futurama did I get.  Four episodes?  Five?  I think the last one I saw was the inaugural Zapp Brannigan episode.  FINE I DON'T CARE.  Too bright.  I like the laughs but the show is just too stimulating vision-wise!  Anyway.  I'll be back tomorrow.

-1:17 P.M.

Thursday, March 10, 2022

Why Are You Here

    HI!  Had bloodwork done just now.  Got done a lot quicker than usual.  So I'm only a bit behind schedule.  DAMNIT, "A BIT," THAT'S FOOD TALK.  I BITE INTO FOODS.  I dunno how you do it.  Anyway.  Lunch with Act III or after Act III.  If I'm having it WITH Act III sure I'll tell you a bit about what's going on with my lunch.  Otherwise?  NOPE!  Gonna try my best to keep that kind of stuff to myself.  At least for another few sentences.  Every sentence I'm not talking about food/diet/weight is a sentence in the right direction.  FORWARD.  That was Obama's 2012 slogan.  It's also what he wrote for David Axelrod's book.  Off the top of my head if Barack Obama is writing a FORWARD it'd be to a David Alexrod book.  MAYBE AN ERIC HOLDER.  Something along those lines.  Anyway I read Part I of II of Barack Obama Autobiography and WHEN WILL PART II COME OUT.  I assume it's an IT Scenario where he's grown up in Part II and tries to kill the clown for good.  That's how I'D write my autobiography.
     Anyway.  Lemme LTURQ.  GOOGLE BARACK OBAMA PART TWO.  NOPE NO INFO YET.  This is gonna be like Grand Theft Auto Six.  Barack Obama Autobiography Part II is a HUGE HUGE EXPLORATION WORLD.  It will encompass ALL OF AMERICA.  That's why it' taking so long to produce.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  They checked my we... WAIT A SECOND NEVERMIND.  I interrupted me saying weight by saying wait.  WHAT WILL I THINK OF NEXT.  I didn't think of that.  Just sorta happened.  Wonderful.  Anyway.  Usually I'd take a 2nd walk after bloodwork before Act I of entry.  Not today!  Didn't feel it was necessary.  So I got that going for me is the point.  Found out I still have lots of pairs of socks that aren't extremely ripped.  Last 2 pairs I've worn had lots of holes.  Now I just came across a treasure trove of THREE OR SO pairs of socks NO RIPS.  Looks like Michael Gonna Be Living Large This Week!   Three pairs of socks'll easily last me a week.  POSSIBLY AS MUCH AS MORE THAN A WEEK.
     Okay.  What do I got in store for today.  I feel like there's some sort of Television Entertainment I have lined up but I can't quite place it.  Oh Right ANYTHING.  I could get on board with ANYTHING.  Much better than NOTHING.  So there's that.  The point is I'll say one random thing about food/weight/diet-- I went into Winter thinking I'd spend the 3 months minutely fine tuning weight a few pounds until I'm exactly where I wanna be.  Now I'm just gonna be doing that for the Spring instead.  In winter turned out I got to where I wanted to be AND PAST THAT.  Now I'm back to behind.  So WINTER WAS A BUST BUT SPRING IS THE NEW WINTER.  I'll give you random little updates about food/diet/weight here and there, sure.  Not gonna talk about it for paragraphs.  But little bits and pieces to keep ya reading, why not!  CAUSE NOBODY WANTS IT.  Nobody wants me either but that doesn't stop me from existing.  MAYBE IT SHOULD.  Interesting counterpoint.
     Hmm.  Fourth paragraph.  Great.  NOT liking taking walks the yesterday and today where I comfortably made it 30 minutes without peeing my pants.  WELL THEN WHAT AM I TAKING THIS NEW MEDICATION FOR STARTING POSSIBLY TOMORROW.  I'm ALREADY not peeing my pants most of the time.  Problem solved why do I need to change anything.  Anyway.  Hopefully no weird side effects from that medication.  Has to do with my penis arena!   Side effects anywhere are bad but in the Penis Arena is where you really don't want any side effects.  Anyway.  Maybe I should see Michael Clarke Duncan from The The Green Mile.  He helped Tom Hanks with his Penis Problem.  He was having TROUBLE urinating.  It was PAINFUL for him.  HOWEVER Michael Clark Duncan is dead AND he might have jut been playing a character when he helped Tom Hanks: The Real Tom Hanks with that.  So either way my options are limited to Nothing and This Pill.  Hmm I got some good options there.  Nothing is always one of the top 2 or 3 options of ANYTHING.  Some Pill has gotta be in Top Ten Options Of All Time.  What's going on again.
     Hmm.  Gonna have coffee after this paragraph.  I can talk about coffee.  It's not food.  Coffee coffee coffee.  See I'm talking about Coffee.  Michael Clarke Duncan WAS playing a character and HIS NAME was Coffee.  Only not spelled the same.  Dunno how he spelled it.  Doesn't really matter.  Most of the language used in the movie was AUDIO DIALOGUE and not THE WRITTEN WORD.  So who cares what the spelling was.  The point is I CAN ALSO talk about anything I'm consuming AT THE MOMENT.  Like when I have lunch with act III.  I'll talk about it!  Probably a lot!  Anyway ALSO I can talk about NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW is... National Oatmeal Nut Waffles Day.  Fine.  I'll try it.  I like Oatmeal Raisin cookies.  Oatmeal in cookies I can like.  Not sure I've ever even had Oatmeal Probably not and probably don't want it.  But in WAFFLE FORM?  I'd give that a shot sure.  I'd give most things a shot in waffle form.  If it was no good Waffles wouldn't accept being associated with it!  Waffles got a standard to uphold!
     COFFEE!  Anyway.  Snow and rain yesterday.  Which means Sneaky Significant Ice!  DON'T LIKE IT.  I do like how when I'm slipping on sneaky significant ice, though, that I somehow suddenly have superhuman balancing powers.  In REAL LIFE I would never be this coordinated.  But out in the wild, slipping on ice, suddenly every time I'm about to fall on my back and break my back and possibly DIE I'm able to pull of some sweet moves and not fall at all and get balance.  I WORK BEST UNDER PRESSURE is the point.  Anyway.  Not a fan of that ice.  Not a fan of lots of things.  Hmm.  Is the Me Being A Fan Of Things Glass half full or half empty.  I wanna say half full.  It's REALLY half empty but I wanna be a generous and positive guy so I'll say I'm a Half Full Fan sure why not.  Couldn't hurt to put those good vibes out there.  SURE IT CAN.  What if EVIL PEOPLE capture the good vibes and USE IT FOR NO GOOD.  I guess that's something I should be worrying about.  I'll get around to worrying about it later.
    Seventh paragraph!  Got some good coffee going.  Proportions all musta been spot on.  Making the coffee with water to coffee grounds ratio.  Pouring coffee with coffee to sweet n low to creamer ratio.  I'm not upset about it is the point!  KIND OF upset that I have to wait another 2 hours to eat lunch.  But that's lunch for ya.  Ya have to wait to eat it most of the time!  You're eating lunch for, what, 10-20 minutes if you're lucky?  Rest of the day you're waiting for lunch.  SPOILER ALERT FOOD TALK.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Started watching the The Lakers Mockumentry and suddenly I see MADE MY ADAM MCKAY and it starts off with John C Reilly being wacky and I'm like I DON'T KNOW IF I SIGNED UPF OR THIS.  I wanted a regular dramatization of basketball!  So I turned that off immediately BUT NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT that could be wonderful.  It's things I LIKE.  But at the time I was like YEAH BUT I WANTED SOMETHING ELSE.  So there's that.
     Okay.  Looks like baseball WAS NOT solved yesterday and the lockdown continues.  GOD DAMN OWNERS.  THEY MAKIN THE SPORT LOOK BAD.  Is it possible College Baseball can be elevated and televised and promoted?  If I was told good context I'd watch some college baseball.  Tell me the best teams and the best players.  Tell me the rivalries and the playoff structures.  Tell ms the uniqueness in rules compared to the MLB.  WHY NOT.  I'll watch that EASY.  Do they still use Tee Ball in College.  I don't think so.  They've got pitchers and everything!  What about metal bats.  Better LTURQ.  YEP.  College still uses metal bats.  Apparently players CAN use wooden bats but I guess presumably metal is better for hitting.  Cause that's what they use.  INTERESTING.  We're wasting ALL THIS MONEY ON METAL for these baseball players.  When WOOD IS JUST AS GOOD.  It RHYMES so it must be true.  Anyway would I watch high school baseball?  NOPE.  Too young.   Get back to me when you're in University you idiots!
     Ninth paragraph.  Sweet!  What else is going on and crap.  Been a while since I've seen John C Reilly NOT be wacky.  He used to not be wacky as the standard.  Maybe he still isn't being wacky but my impressions have changed and I just interpret him as being wacky.  I dunno!  Either way what else is going on and crap.  Watched the 1972 movie Tales From The Crypt.  There were SIX TALES in the film.  I think 3-5 of them were repeats of episodes I had seen.  INTERESTING STUFF.  I liked the part where hey great not a terrible movie I can get on board with being mildly entertained by this why not.  Ugh.  Maybe they can strike a deal with America Television to show Japanese or Korean Professional Baseball.  Not sure I'd wanna watch Korean.  They just elected a Far Right President.  Anti-women or something.  I don't have all the details but I did read WAY past the headline.  I ALSO READ THE THREE SENTENCE BLURB.  I take Keeping Up On Things seriously.  I'll read blurbs here and there, sure.  Gotta imagine Barack Obama gonna write the blurb for David Plouffe's book.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Then we're talking a walk.  I am at least.  You will come along with me In Spirit.  If you choose.  I'm not gonna make ya!  It's up to ya.  Could be fun, I suggest it, that's my official position.  My new official position is I might just have lunch after the entry.  LATER than I want.  And current thinking is TIMES OF MEALS COUNT.  No Spoilers.  What else is going on and crap.  Two coffee a day diet.  I'll tell ya that much.  Not bad!  Last week or so I've regularly only had 1 cup.  I gave myself room for 2 but many days was like ya know what I DON'T NEED ANOTHER COFFEE.   No one needs another coffee.  Ya drink it anyway!  That's the fun of coffee.  Some people need more coffee.  I'm one of them a lot of the time!  The point is nothing in this paragraph adds up and that's fine.  Sometimes life doesn't add up!  Whatever.  Act I is over.  Be back soon!

Are You Absolutely Sure

    HI FRIENDS.  Back here to write ONLY FIVE PARAGRAPHS.  That seems eminently do-able.  Also the word Eminently seems EMINENTLY able to figure out what it means.  I'll get around to that once I feel like it.  Got coffee #2 going on right now.  Delicious yet again!  The proportions today are out of the park.  In a good way.  Normally you'd think the standard is you want things to stay in the park.  YOU'RE in the park.  Why would you wish your possessions to get far away from you.  They're hardly even yours anymore once they're out of the park.  Someone else is gonna find them and possession is nine tenths of the law.  And also... uh... something about police abusing them authorities.  And that being part of the law.  Five tenths?  Well what are we talking about exactly.  I dunno!  I was hoping you knew!  Either way DEFUND THE PUBLIC EDUCATION SYSTEM.  Wait no that might excite some people.  DEFUND PUBLIC HOSPITALS.  There we go.  That's something that both sides of the aisle could agree upon AND agree upon abandoning the slogan.  PEOPLE WILL BE NONE THE WISER.
    Also is it just me or are people really dumb.  IN a way DIFFERENT THAN ME.  I'm very dumb but the way all these are the people are dumber are in a sense DUMBER.  I know what I'm dumb about and I try not to let it guide me.  These dumb people seem to let their Dumbness take charge and lead them around.  SUPER DUMB.  What else is going on and crap.  Dad's nurse is coming this weekend.  Any holiday in the air that would require her to bring cookies.  ST PATRICKS DAY GOTTA BE COMING RIGHT.  Give us some standard sugar cookies that are green.  EASY.  Just do it.  What's your problem.  Also why was ST Patrick infatuated with the color green.  I mean, sure, if you're gonna be infatuated with a color, can't do any better than green.  But Why In The First Place.  What else is going on and crap.  Also was St Patrick himself An Alcoholic.  Gotta imagine I HOPE SO OTHERWISE WE'RE ALL JUST WASTING OUR TIME.
    What else.  Probably just wait to eat lunch until entry is over.  Does that mix things up a bit?  Sure!  I'm not giving any Spoiler Alerts by saying The Exact Time I'm Eating Lunch will have SOME sort of minute impact on the day.  Also.  I was seeing something on the news or on a TV show my Mom was watching where they were talking about the letter Z in British and they said Zed.  I knew about this!  But now I realize it's RELEVANT to thinking about the band Led Zeppelin.  Cause they're from British.  ZED LEPPELIN.  I don't know WHAT IT MEANS but it MEANS SOMETHING.  I'm the first American to crack this code POSSIBLY EVER.  This could be a good spin off of The Da Vinci Code.  Probably.  I don't know if I read the Da Vinci Code.  I know I don't WANT to read it.  I don't even wanna see the movie and watching movies are EASY.  But it's still possible I read the original one at some point.  DAMNIT WHAT A WASTE OF MY TIME EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO.
     Sure.  Anyway.  "I'MA LEONARDO DA VINCI," and imagine the person saying that talking with his hands Like Italians do when explaining things.  Okay.  Not sure what that accomplishes.  Interesting component of new diet I'm thinking about-- four meals a day-- each day ONE MEAL is something sweet.  Four out of seven times a GriddleCentric Meal from Diner.  Three out of seven times Just Some Sort of Big Cookie.  Or if I could think of something else maybe that.  Like CAKE or something.  But A LOT OF IT.  I LIKE IT.  EVERY DAY I GOT SOME SWEET to look forward to without it having to be snacks.  OK THAT'S ONE THING ABOUT IT.  Food/diet/weight talk has been sporadic enough I feel like I'm generally doing good about not talking about it.  MAYBE ONE MORE THING LATER TODAY.  Then 2 or 3 things tomorrow.  At some point we'll be all caught up but instead of it being in 3 paragraphs to start off yesterday's entry it will last us AN ENTIRE SEVERAL DAYS.  Boy oh boy what a wonderful world.
     Also the more time that passes the more time I have to realize that hey this diet/weight/food stuff doesn't work in practice.  Fun!  I don't have to amend myself AS OFTEN if I'm sprinkling in details over time.  Hmm sprinkles anything I can eat with sprinkles?  DANGIT NOT REALLY.  Now I want some sprinkles.  Oh well that's part of life.  Ya want sprinkles but they're not immediately available to you so you have to live without sprinkles for the rest of your life.  HEY GREAT.  I have a vague memory of getting ice cream cones as a kid and then they're like ya want sprinkles and I'm like what kind of idiot says NO.  Look ice cream cones are great.  But there's certainly no HARM in adding sprinkles, it can only help.  Why would I ever say no to something that could only help.  Good times!  Anyway I'm gonna take another break now.  Be back soon!  Wait a second this paragraph isn't long enough.  Oh wait yes it is.  Now at least. That's a relief.

Deal With It

    What's going on friends.  A mere five paragraphs away from Eating A Sandwich.  Sandwiches have been the star of the last few weeks.  Not a lot has been going right.  I guess SOME stuff has been going right.  Not happy with what I've chosen for Entertainment but it has entertained me in the classical sense of the word.  But anyway SANDWICHES I'M HAPPY ABOUT.  Filling.  Delicious.  Low calories!  DIFFERENT KINDS OF SANDWICHES.  Gotta hope I never lose enthusiasm for sandwiches.  And if I do that it's immediately transferred onto something else.  Cause if I lose this enthusiasm and it's not replicated somewhere else that's a HUGE blow to my enthusiasm reserves.  Those aren't reserves.  Those are ACTIVES.  I have NOT SO MUCH Enthusiasm Reserves.  That's why it's a problem!  Need constant current enthusiasm or else I'm in trouble!  What's going on again.  Oh.  Right  Sandwich after this act.  SPOILER ALERT sandwich-side is gonna be mini cancer animal crackers.  Wanna get rid of them so I stop snacking on them all day.  EAT EM NOW AS A SIDE RESPONSIBLY.  GENIUS.
     What else is great.  Better check the news just briefly to make sure WWIII isn't going on yet.  NOPE NOT QUITE YET.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  I feel like IDEALLY I'm on a current Health-yet-MuchEatings diet that is SUSTAINABLE past losing the 3-7 pounds I wanna lose over the Spring.  Not indulgent on the snack side.  But enough!  And ya know what?  Even if I can fit it in calorie wise?  DON'T be more indulgent on the snack side.  IT CAN ONLY LEAD TO PROBLEMS TRUST ME ON THIS ONE.  Just take one or two less walks when I've lost weight.  Also yes I know I've gone through 1,629 diet ideas but THIS ONE IS GONNA BE THE GAME CHANGER THAT WORKS IN PERPETUITY.  I haven't told you the entire thing.  Just bits and pieces.  STAY TUNED FOR MORE DETAILS IN FURTHER ENTRIES.  So we got that going for us is the point.
     Amazing!  What else is going on you idiots.  WOW I HAVE MY SPRING PLANS NOW.  Lose roughly 100-250 calories a day.  Out of a possible ~2500 calories for maintenance.  WELL THAT SOUNDS FUN.  Hopefully becomes second nature.  Then I need SOME MORE Spring Plans.  Oh I know BASEBALL.  At this point I've forgotten what it's like to Believe Baseball Will Happen.  But now I'm coming back around on it!  I get the sense the players are getting VERY close to just giving up and accepting a bad deal from the owners.  Which is bad news for them but GOOD NEWS FOR... well... the owners!  Not happy about that.  Owners are jerks.  Anyone can own something.  HEY I OWN A BASEBALL TEAM.  AMAZING.  EASY.  I GET TO HIRE A BUNCH OF PEOPLE TO DO ALL THE SPECIFIC JOBS THIS REQUIRES.  I CAN JUST SIT BACK AND OWN THE DAMN THING.  SOMETIMES COLLECTIVELY NEGOTIATE WITH UNIONS.  BUT PROBABLY NOT ME PERSONALLY.  GET SOME OTHER PEOPLE TO DO THAT, TOO.  BUT THEY'LL KEEP ME UPDATED NOW AND AGAIN SO I KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.  You know that sort of thing.
     Penultimate paragraph!  What else is up.  Whole day ahead of me.  So much entertainment I'll stumble upon and be like Hey This Is Good Enough!  That's something to be vaguely enthusiastic about.  The world providing us with SEEMINGLY ENDLESS Good Enough Entertainment.  I always doubt it's out there before I start looking but at some point I come across something relatively entertaining enough and realize the error of my thinking.  So we got that going for us.  What's the point I'm trying to make.  Entry is almost over.  Blood work was done.  They put a bandaid on me.  Sort off.  Cheap-ass make-shift bandaid.  Little piece of cotton over where they took the blood and then two pieces of tape.  I feel like hospitals should be able to afford band-aids but whatever I'm not picky.  I'll take your dumb MacGyver Band-Aid, why not.  Maybe they'll pass the savings On To ME!  Probably not.  Probably goes right back into The Owner's pockets.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Sweet.  Gonna have lunch RIGHT WHERE I LIKE IT.  Spoiler alert.  What else is up.  DID I SAY I WAS AIMING TO LOSE 3-7 POUNDS?  TRY MORE LIKE 3-7 POINT FIVE POUNDS.  Yeah!  More specifically though, as of right now, thinking more in the range of 4.5 pounds specifically.  Not just because it's in the middle.  But because that's what current calculations determine is the most reasonable way to go.  OKAY WE COVERED ALL THAT Now lets finish this paragraph with GOOD stuff.  Has Baseball WWIII happened yet.  Better LTURQ.  HMM Sides have agreed on the framework for ONE IMPORTANT ISSUE.  That's progress in my book.  Probably in your book, too.  Unless your book is some sort of absurdist farce.  In which case I got no idea what kinda stuff is going on in your book because I barely know what those words mean.  Sounds interesting, though!  I'll get around to reading it Ya Know Never But Ya Get The Idea That I Think It Sounds Interesting.  What else.  Hey the entry is over!  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-12:50 P.M.

Wednesday, March 9, 2022

I Don't Think You Understand

    HEY!  GOOD NEWS!  Gonna make an effort to stop talking about eating/dieting/weight completely.  AFTER THIS PARAGRAPH.  Lemme tell you where I'm at.  Had probably biggest binge of the year last night.  Checked my weight Official Weigh In Style today.  About what I expected.  Gonna try to lose half a pound a week.  Figure I'll be happy somewhere between losing 3 and 7 pounds.  THAT'S IT.  Now we're onto bigger and better fish to fry.  What's the best fish to fry.  Off the top of my head COD.  Pretty sure that's what Fast Food Fish is.  Sounds like a cheap generic fish.  I'd eat some cod.  AM I ALLOWED TO SAY THAT.  That I'd eat cod.  SURE I think I can say that.  Cod cod cod.  Feed me some cod.  Fried Cod.  But it in a Fastfood Bun!  No tartar sauce for me, though.  Am I allowed to say that.  "Tartar Sauce."  I dunno that's pushing it!  Anyway MLB is getting closer to a deal is the sense I'm getting.  I hope it's one either Everyone Is Happy With or Just Me Is Happy With.  Why do I care about other people being happy.  I WANNA BE HAPPY WITH THIS.  Which more or less corresponds with Plays Union theoretically.  Off the top of my head.  FOR THE MOST PART.
    I could have it backwards but I Think part of Players Union Proposal is make it harder for teams to have huge payrolls.  OR maybe it's the exact opposite.  Either way Mets Owner has shown willingness to have HUGEST Pay Roll and I like that because I like it when the expensive players are on the team I root for.  They're expensive because they're good at baseball!  Or they draw in the fans.  Either way it's Moneyball You Wouldn't Understand.  Not sure how I feel about Pitch Clocks.  I like clocks in general.  I think clocks should be a bigger part of our lives in general.  Also I like games going faster.  I feel bad for the pitcher, though!  DANGIT GOTTA MAKE A PITCH SOON THIS IS TOUGH TOUGH STUFF I DON'T REMEMBER SIGNING UP FOR THIS.  I have EMPATHY for them is the point.  Also what if they don't pitch in time.  What's the worst that could happen.  They go to Pitcher Jail?  No such place exists yet!
     What else is going on.  Gonna get a pill to help with my frequent urination.  VERY exciting stuff.  Descending Testicle probably isn't a problem as long as it's in scrotum MOST of the time.  IT can't produce sperm unless it's in scrotum.  Because of Temperatures and stuff.  But if its in scrotum most of the time it shouldn't be a problem.  Anyway.  Does that count as food talk.  People eat balls.  Not their own balls.  Not ideally.  I guess some people have done it throughout history.  But they've been excluded from our history text books for some reason??? Let's get some Reactionary School Board Members working on that case.  What else is up.  I like the idea of not talking about food.  Could be a game changer!  Anyway.  Very behind schedule today on account of Doctor Appointment.  Boy oh boy I'm not gonna have to urinate uncontrollably on walks anymore???  That changes everything.  Specifically the game.  You may even call it a GAME CHANGER.  Look should we stop talking about GAME CHANGERS too?  No.  Everyone loves Game Changers.  That's a keeper!
     What else is up.  Birds chirping outside my window.  Not sure how I feel about that.  At first I was like SHUT UP I'M TRYING TO CONCENTRATE.  Then I was like HEY THIS IS KIND OF PLEASANT.  Then I was like HEY IF IT MAKES THE BIRDS HAPPY THEN I'M HAPPY.  I got nothing against birds' pursuit of happiness.  What else is going on and crap.  Down to one last episode of Tales From That Crypt.  DANGIT WHAT TO WATCH NEXT.  I'd, "Cancel," talking about what I'm watching on The TV too but we gotta talk about SOMETHING.  Also I had cancel culture.  It miffs me off so bad!  One day someone's gonna cancel me and then where would I be.  NO ONE that's where.  FORGOT MY HAT AT DOCTOR'S OFFICE.  This was a new hat.  TWELVE DOLLAR HAT.  The good news is Spring is in 2 weeks and this hat will become obsolete.  And I have back-up Hat I could wear until then.  Still I gotta get a new hat for next winter.  I'm sorry!  These things happen!  My bad!
     Coffee after this paragraph.  I don't believe it!  I just poured the coffee now.  I forgot what paragraph I was at after getting distracted.  I won't say what I was distracted about because it was a forbidden subject.  But BOY OH BOY WAS I DISTRACTED.  Anyway great just great.  I'll give ya an update in A WEEK okay.  I'll tell you how this upcoming week went food/diet/weight-wise.  What else is going on and crap.  I got lots of stuff to look forward to in life.  Figure out how to get music on my TV so I can listen to it in SURROUND SOUND.  There are different Presets for Audio Enhancement To Your Liking and To MY Liking really lean into the surround sound.  WHAT THE HELL.  I'M NOT USED TO SOUND COMING FROM THAT PART OF MY ROOM.  THIS IS AMAZING.  I LIKE MIXING THINS UP AND WHATNOT.  That sort of thing.  Any new news in Ukraine.  Or is it the same ol' stuff.  Sure seems like NEGATIVE news coming out of Ukraine.  I'd like to see something positive.  Maybe some sort of Dancing Celebration.  And they're celebrating that Dancing Is Still In The Cards For Now.  Off the top of my head all I could come up with.
     Okay!  What else is up.  Gotta come up with some GREAT way to entertain myself to keep my mind off food.  This is tough.  Is baseball gonna happen this season and also a month ahead of time?  Because if that was the case that'd get me there about 30% of the way.  But it's not the case!  Not even close to the case!  CASE CLOSED.  Anyway not sure what I'm supposed to do about lu... WAIT NEVERMIND.  I was about to say something forbidden.  Whew.  Also I CAN talk about National Foods of The Day.  So IN THAT SPIRIT The National Foods Of The Tomorrow are... National Bluberry Popover Day, National Pack Your Lunch Day, National Ranch Day, and Popcorn Lovers Day.  What's a popover?  DONE.  Pack my lunch?  Okay!.  DONE.  Ranch?  Like ranch dressing?  DONE.  Popcorn lovers day.  DONE.  What a great riffer I am.  Doesn't get much better than that.  FINE Let's get into it.  Popover is some sort of baked British Pudding.  My Lunch Packing?  OKAY.  I'm an adult.  I don't need anyone to pack my lunch for me.  Ranch?  NO THANKS.  Maybe sometimes as CHIP FLAVOR.  I can like hat.  But as DRESSING?  DONE.  Popcorn lovers day?  Not for me!  I can tolerate some popcorn some of the time.  DONE.
     YEAH!  What else is going on.  Wednesday.  Cool!  Gotta get bloodwork done tomorrow.  Great.  What are they dumb.  Just look at my bloodwork from LAST month.  Close enough!  Save us all a lot of trouble.  Anyway.  It really steams my grits that some nurse is gonna find my hat and be like WELL THIS IS GREAT and then they start wearing my hat.  They don't deserve that hat!  Then again what I do have against them.  They're innocent.  It's not THEIR fault I forgot my hat.  Why shouldn't SOMEONE enjoy this hat.  I should be happy for them!  FINE GREAT.  What else is going on and crap.  Some snow this morning.  I can live with it under the premise that it'll stop soon and hopefully that might even be it for the season.  ALSO I like the part where each snowflake is unique.  Each MOST THINGS are unique.  Interesting Counterpoint.  What else is going on and crap.  Seventh paragraph!  AND IT'S OVER, TOO.  AMAZING.
     Cool.  I'll say it-- I hope I never urinate again!  A hassle I don't need.  What else is going on and crap.  Not sure when I'm supposed to have lu... UUPPPP ya almost got me again.  Caught myself just in time!  What else is up.  I'm behind schedule but I realize IT MEANS NOTHING.  I have nothing to do throughout the day and walks just get pushed back farther but in the same general spirit.  So who cares.  Not me!  I care a little bit!  Not as much as I would think!  More than you, probably!  Jeez.  Eighth paragraph!  My dad was like wear your boots cause of snow and I was like SURE THING then I wore my sneakers and he never found out about it AND I WAS FINE.  See life is good in lots of areas.  Anyway.  Here's a MONEY topic not a food topic.  I spent a lot of the back-up cash I've had the last 11 months or so since I started leaving house after quarantine on SNACKINGS yesterday.  At this point my parents may forget I had it.  And even if they don't THEY'D UNDERSTAND WHAT I DID.
     Anyway.  What else is going on and crap.  LOOK I'M EATING FOR ALL THE UKRAINIANS AND RUSSIANS WHO CAN'T EAT.  At first I was just gonna say Ukrainians but then I remembered I read that Russians MREs are all expired by 2002 or something.  SO they can't really eat either.  GOOD maybe they won't have enough energy to kill civilians then.  Hmm.  What else is up.  I can't wait to pay higher gas prices because of Russia Nonsense.  #ProudAtThePump.  I don't drive cars.  Never filled up car with gas either by myself or indirectly by paying some ATTENDANT to do it.  Seen it happen a bunch of times, though.  I'm in the car and the driver of the car is getting an attendant to do it.  Not sure I've ever been in a car where the driver did it himself.  I drive mostly with jerks who don't have the time to do things themselves.  GOOD I LIKE JERKS GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Anyway.  Ninth paragraph is ending!  What a wonderful world.
     Sure.  Look ONE SPOILER ALERT I'm strongly considering trying 4 meals again.  With limited or perhaps even ideally NEGLIGIBLE snacking.  THAT'S ALL YOU'RE GETTING OUT OF ME.  For now.  Probably will slip up 8 or 9 more times this entry and offer more information on diet/weight/eating/food.  I dunno about that much.  Maybe 3 or 4 times.  Which is still a lot!  Anyway what else is going on.  Gotta imagine there's things I can put on the Television Set to take my mind off things.  And onto another thing.  The thing that's on the television set.  WHY DOES MY MIND ALWAYS HAVE TO BE ON SOMETHING.  I need some time with My Mind Off.  Doesn't seem fair.  Anyway great just great.  I'm not sure if I'll enjoy walks without having to pee extremely half the time.  Now it just seems baked into the entire experience.  Sure LOGICALLY it's better but I DUNNO maybe I'll miss it!  Anyway I'm gonna take a walk now.  Be back soon!

That's All I Have To Say

    LOOK entry update not food update-- gonna have lunch with next act.  OKAY?  IS THAT FINE WITH YOU.  YOU IDIOT.  The point is I haven't lost my back-up hat yet.  I figure if I can make it another few weeks without losing back-up hat I'll be sitting pretty.  I don't sit that much.  When I'm eating and when I'm writing.  Otherwise I'm LAYING or WALKING.  STANDING also comes into the picture at times.  Like during a conversation.  Or a shower.  But if I'm having a short convo with someone I'll stand at 'em, sure, makes sense to me.  What else is going on.  Life is meaningless.  Yeah I enjoy eating SO WHAT.  Just gonna make me feel worse in the end.  Whether I eat too much or the right amount.  Eventually it leaves me feeling empty inside either way.  I don't wanna feel empty inside.  I'm 80% water.  I should feel mostly LIQUID inside.  Just for accuracy's sake.  Not even because it's better for my general well being.  Just to be RIGHT.
    What else is up.  Kind of in a place where I'm not hungry for a meal but I can eat snacks sure.  NOT A GOOD PLACE TO BE.  GOTTA GET OUT OF THIS IMMEDIATELY.  By which I mean TALKING ABOUT FOOD.  NO MORE.  I'll update you in a week sure.  Did I go for eating 4 meals a day?  Did it work?  SEVEN DAYS.  THAT'S IT FOR NOW.  Anyway.  Gotta think of other things to think about.  This is tough!  Maybe if I didn't write entries every day I would have less pressure to think about stuff.  Gotta think about SOMETHING though right?  Do people go through large swaths of life Without Thinking?  That kind of rings a bell.  I can vaguely remember a life where I was just experiencing life and not thinking too hard about it.  I dunno sounds kind of boring.  I rely on my Thinking to Entertain Myself.  If I'm not entertaining myself with Thinking WHAT WILL BE entertaining me?  Have you seen the stuff that passes for entertainment these days?  VERY dumb.  KINDA LIKE YOU.  YA IDIOT.
    Hmm.  Play some video games.  That's entertainment.  And I'M IN CONTROL.  Sort of.  Not really.  If anything I'm LESS in control.  Not sure how that works but sounds about right.  Anyway what else is going on in the wide world of sports.  At this point might as well just wait until after Act III for Meal.  I'm sure I'll be entertainined enough by whatever is going on in the Wide World Of Sports for the rest of the day.  Gotta imagine it's a slightly different and updated version of what was going on yesterday!  FASCINATING.  WHY COULDN'T THEY JUST CHECK MY WEIGHT WITH MY HAT ON.  Oh wait.  Not cause they checked my weight.  Had to take off all my Tops so they could do EKG.  They didn't tell me to take off my shirt for checking weight.  That wouldn't have made sense!  Cause I was still wearing pants and shoes.  Then again hmm maybe shirt really throws a wrench in the works of checking weight.  Didn't know that.  Now I do.  I GUESS.
     Okay.  Pretty sure I'll get some good updates on Ukraine when I'm done with this entry and resume using Twitter.  Hopefully good GOOD updates.  And not just good updates that are also happening to be negative updates.  That's how I feel about the situation and I challenge anyone to make me feel differently!  Well what are the stakes.  What do you get if you win.  I dunno what do I get IF I WIN.  If you're getting something for winning a challenge presumably I should stand to win something of equal value for preventing you from winning the challenge!  That's how life works.  What else is up.  The good news about binging is that I ultimately come to the conclusion WHO REALLY NEEDS THIS.  Yes chocolate candy is delicious but at a certain point it's just WHAT EVEN IS THE POINT.  IT'S NOT HELPING ME LIVE A BETTER LIFE AT ALL.  JUST EAT REAL FOOD YOU DUMMY.  So that's A Productive Binge.  Realizing the what you're binging on is pointless to eat at all in the first place!
    Last paragraph for now.  Then another walk.  Those are entertaining.  Listen to music I've only heard 4-5 times before.  I'm onto bigger and better Apple Playlists that I used to be onto.  SURE after another month these songs will be heard by me 10-12 times and at that point Not As Entertaining.  Or MORE entertaining.  Hey now I'm really getting into this song, seeing what its all about, how fascinating.  This song is helping me live a better life completely.  Even better than REAL LIFE YOU DUMMY.  Anyway that sort of thing!  Looks like I'm getting ANTI-Urination Medication on Friday.  Today is Wednesday.  I think if you'll crunch the numbers along with me we'll all come to the same conclusion that it's two days away.  So there's that.  I can take it in the morning OR at night?!?!  WOW.  SO MANY OPTIONS.  I LOVE OPTIONS.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.

I'll Write More, Sure

    HEY!  Time to write the last part of the entry.  Without talking about food.  I talked about food a fair amount despite promising not to.  But a slight fraction of what I normally do!  Either way what else is crap and up.  Perth Australia huh.  ONE DAY.  I'll go there one day.  Probably.  Gotta go somewhere.  What else.  LOOK I'm pretty dejected about the prospects of finding things on The Television Set to entertain me, but in all likelihood, I'll find Something.  PLENTY of things!  SEVERAL THINGS MAYBE AS A COMPROMISE.  Also I have a subwoofer so I could just listen to that all day.  I like the part where it makes vibrations in the room.  That's how it works!  I don't want too much vibration.  That might annoy people far away.  I'm a considerate guy all in all mostly.  Did I even STOP AND THINK to CONSIDER OTHER PEOPLE when I gained a pound an a half yesterday.  Not really.  WELL YOU CAUSED THEM ALL SORTS OF PAIN.  Dangit that wasn't my intention!  SORRY!
    Okay.  My doctors and parents keep telling me not to lose but gain weight.  I KNOW THEY'RE WRONG but I keep doing things to please them for some reason.  THEY'RE JUST DUMB THOUGH I'M RIGHT AS RAIN ON THIS ONE.  GOD DAMNIT.  Stop giving me bad advice.  That goes for YOU too.  Not just the people in my life.  You, out there, in internet land!  I know you're sending Bad Vibrations of Advice my way and I don't appreciate it.  Anyway.  Nice turkey san... NEVERMIND.  I was about to talk about something I wasn't supposed to.  What else is going on.  I was pretty impressed that doctor had answer for frequent urination and presumably potentially the solution.  A pill!  Pills solve everything.  From testicle problems to urination problems.  He didn't give me a pill to solve my testicle problem.  He didn't give me ANYTHING.  Just kinda said Keep An Eye On It And See If It Gets Worse.  I WAS GONNA DO THAT ANYWAY BRAINIAC.
     Okay.  Pretty late in the day.  Wonder if I'll be able to fit in 7 walks comfortably.  Sure I can.  Just keep doing it until I'm done.  EASY.  What else is up.  Not a fan of it snowing while I'm walking!  This snow is very inconsiderate.  Did it ever stop to think about the people it'd Vaguely Mildly Inconvenience?  Or at the very least Not Really Inconvenience But Just Sort Of Annoy Slightly?  My guess?  NOPE SNOW DOESN'T THINK.  I HOPE NOT at least.  If snow is thinking I don't like the sound of that.  Another Potential Enemy.  Anything that thinks is just another inevitable enemy because they'll realize we're all jerks so obviously they're gonna become our antagonist.  DANGIT.  What else is up.  Plus snow might ally with Rain and Sleet and really do their best to interupt USPS.  I know rain, sleet and snow won't stop USPS SEPARATELY but if they worked together WHO KNOWS WHAT KIND OF HORRIBLE THINGS THEY CAN ACCOMPLISH.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Delicious.  What else is going on.  OH.  Still got the last episode of Space Force to watch.  For some reason I lost track of it and then came across it and realized I can watch it.  OH.  There's a program on The Basketball LAKERS On HBO.  I don't think it's a documentary which is a mark against it but it may be entertaining all the same.  Well not ALL THE SAME.  In an ENTIRELY DIFFERENT way.  VERY LITTLE the same.  Well SOME the same.  Same SUBJECT MATTER.  Characters and plotlines.  Just FAKE PEOPLE DOING THEM in a DRAMATIC REENACTION.  So there's that.  Who won the superbowl this year.  Wasn't the Lakers.  OH RIGHT the Chargers.  Good for them.  Wonder if they're still happy about it.  At some point they gotta move on with their lives.  But at what point.  Certainly AT THIS POINT hopefully they've moved on.  It's been over a month!  GET OVER IT I KNOW IT WAS GREAT BUT LIFE GOES ON.
     Last paragraph.  Great.  March 9th, huh.  I can get on board with that.  Think about stuff I could accomplish in March.  Think about stuff I can accomplish between March and April.  Think about stuff I could accomplish ALL SPRING.  Whatever.  Most things I think about accomplishing are Potentially Food Calorie Weight Loss Things.  And we cant' talk about that.  So I better think of other things I can accomplish!  I could play more Rocksmith.  Accomplish Recognizing to a Greater Extent I'm No Good At Guitar.  That's progress.  Always helpful to have context regarding how good you are at things.  Couldn't hurt to know you're terrible at something!  Then you know Don't Do It.  It's GOOD FOR YOU.  What else is up.  Anyway that's about it for the day!  I'll find stuff on TV to watch.  Don't worry about me.  I'll be okay.  More or less.  For THE SPRING at least.  That's The Plan!!!  See ya tomorrow.

-2:52 P.M.

Tuesday, March 8, 2022

I'm Not Good At This

    HELLO.  First things first-- not great news on TerribleNight Snacking!  Ate a lot last night.  We're talkin either two times the amount that's modest but significant.  OR we're talking half the amount of a small binge.  Either way I can make up for it by Less Breakfast Today, skipping snack between lunch and breakfast, and devoting bonus discretionary calories from yesterday AND today to make up for it.  But I'm tired of having to do all that!  Either way, again, I was SLIGHTLY MORE CONSCIOUS about what I was doing.  But obviously that didn't help me much.  So there's that!  Anyway ate some delicious MARGHERIUTE cookies.  That's good.  Gotta imagine while I was eating I was having some fun.  So that's the positive side of things.  Seeing Yearly Check Up tomorrow.  Three things to talk about-- what's with frequent uncontrollable urination, what's with My Ball, what's with uncontrollable modest late night snacking.  Probably something else I should think of.
     Yeah!  Got OLD FASHIONED Frenched Toast last night.  For lunch either today or tomorrow.  Got 2 sandwiches I gotta eat over the next three days (INCLUDING TODAY).  The other lunch will be Freedom Toast.  Anyway.  It's old fashioned because it's white bread.  That's how they made Frenched Toast in the Olden Days.  White Bread.  Makes sense to me.  Also it's appropriate amount for lunch because it's three slices of bread.  Presumably with egg.  And butter.  Maybe some sugar.  Wait a second now it seems like too much.  MAYBE HAVE 2 or 2.5 pieces.  That's kind of obsessive.  HEY THANKS I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO BE KIND OF OBSESSIVE.  Obsessive people got it all figured out.  They really put a lot of thought into what they're doing and you gotta imagine that'll pay off in the long run.  I can see myself having 2.5 slices out of 3.  Wonderful.  I'm an idiot.  Great.  HEY on schedule today.  TOO MUCH on schedule.  Not even 5 or 10 minutes behind.  We'll see how that goes.
     Cool!  I don't like how Russia seems to be specifically targeting civilians.  Seems kind of wrong!  Not a fan!  Maybe they're doing a Mr. Glass and trying to find a civilian who is Unbreakable.  That's the most generous way of framing what they're doing.  Good luck with that I guess.  Anyway salad was actually pretty good yesterday.  So good I'm like I'm doing this again next week!  I might FORGET it's good.  I probably will.  By the time I have to eat the next salad I'll have been putting it off and dreading it.  But once it happens NO REGRETS.  Except for regretting being upset about it.  That was a huge waste of time because in the end HEY THIS IS GREAT.  What'd I have for dinner last night.  Oh turkey chili and Spanish, "Yellow," rice.  Delicious and whatnot!  Anyway.  I feel like Baseball Sides are getting closer.  I'm basing this on VERY little.  I'm just looking at the calendar.  Hey at this point they'd probably be getting closer.  Off the top of my head.  Kinda makes sense.  So there's that.
     Amazing.  I like asking my Mom if she thinks I need to lose weight because she's like NO you can stand to gain a few pounds and I knew she would say that and I know I disagree but it's still music to my ears!  That's a joy.  What else is going on and crap.  I HATE how the frequent urination talk is gonna go.  He'll be like well how often do you drink and I'll be like ALL THE TIME and he'll be like well there's your answer and I'll be like NOT GOOD ENOUGH.  I'm peeing WAY TOO MUCH even considering how much I drink.  Also I'm not cutting down on drinking.  I NEED A REAL WORLD SOLUTION YOU JERK.  Don't just tell me I'm drinking too much.  So there's that.  Anyway.  Maybe shave today.  Been a while!  Then again kinda getting used to this facial hair.  Not bad!  I like the part where it covers up part of my face.  Off the top of my head that's the main thing it does!  Also like the part where I don't need to do 10 minutes of work of shaving.  LOVE that part.
     Yeah!  Seriously though it's horrifying how much Russia is attacking non-military targets seemingly on purpose.  Like that's part of their strategy.  Disgusting.  The good news is NATIONAL FOOD OF THE TOMORROW IS... National Crab Meat Day and National Meatball Day.  WONDERFUL.  I like crab meat.  I like meatballs!  I'd like to see some meatballs made out of crab meat.  That's what I'm getting out of this.  Someone invented the meatball.  We've had meat for a long time.  Then some guy was like WHAT IF THIS WAS A BALL.  Anyway.  Not sure why we call Crab meat Crab meat.  Most fish and other food we just call it What It Is.  Hey I'll have some Lobster Meat thanks.  HEY HOOK ME UP WITH SOME SALMON MEAT.  Nope.  Only Crab meat!  We can say CRAB too.  Look I don't know what I'm talking about okay.  Get off my back about it!  What else is going on and crap.  2-2.5 pieces of Frenched Toast for lunch!  Unless I have a real change of heart and have sandwich.  HEY COFFEE TIME.
    YEAH.  Just took another look at Old Fashioned Freedom Toast.  Just gonna have all of it as lunch.  Either today or tomorrow.  Probably today!  I'm skipping snack between breakfast and lunch today which is presumably mostly always sweet.  NEED SOME SWEET.  Let's get into it.  Either way is it more calories than sandwich and side SURE.  That's lunch for ya.  NOT ALWAYS EXACTLY THE SAME AMOUNT OF CALORIES.  WOW.  Anyway.  What foods do we need to rename to Stick IT To Russia.  Off the top of my head FREEDOM DRESSING.  Better LTURQ to see other foods that start with Russia/n.  Eh I'll do it later.  No I won't.  It's now or never.  Fine Never Then!  Fair enough.  What else is up.  Maybe talk to doctor about trouble adjusting to diet and binging and stuff during the day.  He might have some input on that.  He's a doctor.  Gotta have SOMETHIN' to say.  What else is up.  Probably shouldn't shave before seeing doctor.  This way he'll be like well at least your facial hair works.  So I got that going for me is the point.
    Huh.  Thinking about trying to get comfortable having early dinners.  Like 6 PM On The Regular.  Yesterday I was prepared to do that but some other stuff came up and it got pushed back to 7 PM and it wasn't a problem.  But if it weren't for that Some Other Stuff it MAY have been a problem.  Anyway if I'm hungry for Meal and it's Reasonable Amount Of Time Since Last Meal HAVE THE DAMN MEAL.  Some people eat at 6 PM.  I can be one of them!  What else is going on and crap.  Got Super Market meal for dinner tonight.  Which ones do I have left to eat.  Kids Chicken Parm.  Herbed Chicken with Broccoli and Sweet Potatoe.  Kids Turkey Meatloaf with Health Spaghetti.  Well I got the next 3 days planned before Re-upping with Super Market again.  Lunch is 2 sandwiches and Freedom Toast.  Dinner is those 3 meals.  AMAZING.  What a wonderful world, etc.  LOOK could I put Freedom Toast in the toaster?  SURE.  I'd have to be SNEAKY about it.  My Dad probably wouldn't approve.  Might as well use oven or microwave.  Why be sneaky.  Respect my Dad's wishes and don't do it!  It's his toaster after all.  He paid for it.  He's letting me use it out of the kindness of his heart and why betray that generosity with my own bullshit.
     Eighth paragraph!  75/25% that I should shave.  25/75% that I will shave.  So there's that.  Ya know what that's not so bad.  25%?  That's pretty possible all things considered.  What else is up.  Maybe I can avoid finding out about Their Checking My Weight Presumably Tomorrow.  Close my eyes and/or don't look at scale.  Just hope nobody brings it up exactly.  PROBLEM SOLVED.  LOOK I'll start checking my weight again at some point when I'M READY.  No one's gonna tell me my weight BEFORE I'M READY.  JERKS.  Anyway what else is up.  Probably crap and stuff!  Hmm.  Doctor Appointment also messes up my schedule!  That's gonna be like 1.5-2 hours eating into my morning.  And morning is what when I get stuff done and whatnot!  Oh well that's life sometimes Ya Need To Do Things And Whatnot.  Cool.  YOU HAVE to say Crab Meat.  Otherwise they'll give you Crab Shell.  Which you don't wanna eat!  TRUST ME I TRIED.  And I'll try again.  Just to make sure I was right the first time that it's wrong.  Gotta be double sure.
     Yeah!  Almost done cycling through Tales From That Crypt again.  Dangit!  Gotta think of something else to do for a week or so before going right back at it.  I dunno if I can last a week.  Gotta try!  Anyway.  Just zoned out looking at Super Market website.  Stuff I'm like man oh man I'd eat that.  But I probably won't because it's too many calories.  BUT usually each week I get one or two things that I shouldn't get that I'm like man oh man I'd eat that and it's RELATIVELY not too many calories.  So I've started the process of seeing what that will be for upcoming week.  AMAZING.  What else is going on and crap.  Still very much on schedule.  Gonna have lunch around 1 or 1:30.  That's the plan for being on schedule!  Taking a walk after entry instead of lunch right away.  IF I'M ON SCHEDULE.  Then either eating lunch and then showering and then taking a walk or showering and then eating lunch and then taking another walk.  NOW WE'RE ALL CAUGHT UP ON WHAT MY LIFE IS.  ONE MORE PARAGRAPH TO GO FOR NOW.
     Okay.  MAYBE GET Super MARKET CLASSIC GLASED DONUTS.  The kind THEY make.  That'd be a good breakfast.  Presumably.  It's possible!  Solid chance I try this.  I added it to cart already!  Solid chance I change my mind several times and delete it and add it back and delete it back.  But in the end I LIKE THOSE ODDS.  Anyway.  HMM they come frozen.  That means they'll last WEEKS.  And all ya gotta do to prepare them is LET THEM THAW.  Not a problem.  I can let things thaw like my life depended upon it!  I dunno if my life depended upon it I might get in my head a bit and have trouble letting things thaw.  Too much pressure!  I might do something wrong.  The point is Great Just Great.  Three days in a row of interrupted morning.  Physician tomorrow.  Then blood work next day.  Then Super Market the next day.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE.  INTERRUPTED MORNINGS.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  HUH.  I'll be back in a jiffy!

Is That So

    FUCK THOSE DONUTS.  I DON'T WANT EM.  I'm gonna leave them in the cart for now though.  I feel like I'll change my mind several more times!  Anyway got the rest of the day planned out meal and snackwise.  Mostly making up for TerribleNight Eating last night pretty comfortably in a way that works for me.  The point is I will have coffee #2 with act #3.  That's how I do things today.  What else is up.  What do I got in store for the rest of the day.  NON-eating-wise.  Probably some Horror Anthology TV Series I could watch on YouTube.  Like a Outer Limits.  Or a spin off of a Outer Limits.  That might be a good use of my time.  I know there are BEYOND BELEIFS but those are just plain terrible.  I've tried watching them for nostalgia purposes because I watched it when I was a child.  Barely even hits that sweet spot!  No thanks!  Also THIS IS ALL BEYOND BELEIF.  Not just some BUT ALL.  I DON'T BELIEVE A THING YOU'RE SAYING.
     Okay.  Probably just put Freedom Toast in microwave.  Will it be soggy?  Sure!  Sometimes I like some soggy Old Fashioned Toast.  It makes it easier to chew.  Half the work is already done for me.  Already mushy!  That's what chewing does, right?  Makes food mushy so it goes down your gullet easier.  Also breaking it into smaller parts.  Hmm.  What else is up.  Off the top of my head tonight would be a good night to start not eating TerribleNight Snacks.  Just a thought!  Anyway.  Giving a little bit of thought to having turkey sandwich instead of Freedom Toast for lunch.  Probably won't!  GOOD THING I TOLD YOU THAT STORY.  NOW OUR LIVES ARE ALL BETTER BECAUSE OF IT.  Well MINE is.  Now I really will remember to think about it some more slightly.  The point is Great Just Great I can have lunch in a matter of TWENTIES OF MINUTES.  I dunno.  I also got that White Chocolate Macadamia Cookie!  Maybe next week.  Wow now I have something to look forward to in life.  For a while I was feeling kind of down.  Now I realize I get to eat a delicious White Chocolate Macadamia cookie that's big and for lunch PRETTY SOON.  Not today or this week.  Maybe as soon as this weekend, though!  LIFE.
     Whatever.  MAYBE I DO WANNA TURKEY SANDWICH TODAY WHAT DO I KNOW.  Gotta have it and Sawdust Dogs for lunches over the next 3 days.  Why put off for tomorrow what you can do today.  You mean like putting off French Toast to tomorrow when I can have it today.  NO THE OTHER THING.  But that is a good response.  Why put off for tomorrow what you can do today.  So you can do SOMETHING ELSE today that you WON'T HAVE to put off till tomorrow.  LOOK you gotta do something today and something tomorrow and you can't do everything today and nothing tomorrow because that makes no sense.  The point is I just had a snack because I realized I had allotment to have it and that's why I don't need French Toast anymore.  Just got Some Sweet!  Now I can have Turkey Sandwich WITH EVEN MORE SWEET AS SIDE.  Finally my life is turning out to be good in the immediate future.  IT'S ABOUT TIME.  For too long I was like DANGIT I'M SKIPPING A SNACK WHATTA JIP.  Ate the snack and I'm happy about it!
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Let's go!  What else is up.  My Mom says I look fine weightwise but she's a dirty dirty liar.  I KNOW WHAT SHE'S THINKING.  He could stand to lose 3-5 pounds.  Just like he thinks.  But I'm not gonna say that to him cause I'm a dirty dirty liar.  I know how my Mom thinks.  Just like that!  I don't know how anyone thinks.  I KIND OF know how I think.  Not happy about it but I kind of get it.  How do other people think?  I dunno!  I wish them the best of luck with it though.  I hope they're happy with how they think and what they think about.  That's all I can say.  What else is up.  SURE I could have French Toast Anyway.  That's a conclusion that's obvious.  We'll see how it goes!  Probably gonna have HERBED CHICKEN MEAL for tonight.  Just feels right.  IT MIGHT NOT FEEL RIGHT IN SEVEN HOURS THOUGH.  I dunno.  Seven hours is a lot of hours.  More than even five and five itself is a lot of hours!  What The Hell Am I Talking About.
     Sure.  MAN OH MAN the rest of the day is gonna be great.  I don't know what I'm basing it on.  I'm mainly basing it on Today Being Kind of EHHH so far.  Odds are it will increase in quality For Me At Least.  I think for lots of people around the world the rest of the day will be the pits.  I pity them.  But for me I don't see anything really bad happening personally.  So there's that!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Maybe put Freedom Toast in oven for a short amount of time.  Like 15-20 minutes.  See how that goes.  I feel like I've tried that before and been unenthusiastic about the results.  Sounds like I should try it again then.  If at first you don't succeed, try try again.  That doesn't sound right.  You didn't succeed for a reason.  Maybe you should try SOMETHING ELSE instead of this thing that it's already been proven you probably won't succeed at.  So there's that.  I'm gonna take a walk break now!  See ya soon!

I Don't Know Anything About That

    HEY!  I guess I'm kind of looking forward to Official Weigh In tomorrow.  Prepared to be relatively disappointed and hopefully not very disappointed.  But more importantly, as of this very moment, I don't care so much how much I weigh exactly, I more care just whatever I am right now, I wanna lose 3-5 pounds.  Whatever that gets me to!  I WILL FEEL DIFFERENTLY IN AS SOON AS FOURTY MINUTES.  But for now let's just rip off the bandaid and see what Official Weigh In says.  I like Ripping off bandaids.  I hope that doesn't lead me down a Hellraiser Path.  First you start liking ripping off bandaids, before ya know it, you willingly go to some Hell where you're tortured for all of eternity because you asked for it.  Nah I think I'm safe from that.  Pretty comfortable setting my pain limit that I enjoy at Ripping Off Bandaids.  Also part of it is I LIKE THAT I HAD A BANDAID.  Not sure why.  But I feel good about having bandaids.
     Anyway what else is going on.  Gonna go get coffee!  Just got coffee!  What else is up and crap.  MAYBE I WILL put Freedom Toast in oven for 20-30 minutes.  Worth a shot.  Anything could happen.  What else is up.  WHEN WILL I HAVE DINNER TONIGHT?!?!  WHY it could be anywhere from SIX PM to SEVEN PM probably.  Could be later.  Theoretically I have absolutely no problem with a 7 PM to 9:30 PM dinner.  Could it be earlier?  NO.  I have a problem with a 5 PM to 6 PM dinner DESPITE HOW DELICIOUS AND CONVENIENT AND APPROPRIATE IT MAY BE.  Could be a game changer that puts everything else in my life into place.  STILL THOUGH.  Too early!  I don't play those games.  Hmm maybe I should try playing those games.  I like game changers.  Well that's something to think about.  Maybe that's why I liked Four Meals.  I had a Meal around 4:30-5:30 standardly.  That was the key!  Hmm gonna have to look into that one.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.
    Cool.  Haven't played Rocksmith since showing my brother how it worked on Saturday.  I was very bad at it while showing him how it worked.  Oh well!  Never said I was good at stuff.  Kind of implied it a lot.  But if you check the records I never explicitly and definitely claimed I was good at anything.  Hmm.  Might snow a bit tomorrow.  Okay.  Now I know!  That's good.  Couldn't hurt to know things that may or may not happen.  Let's ya prepare!  Jeez.  I got the three things to tell/ask the doctor about that I went over and I fully expect his answer to each one to be Hmm I DUNNO.  What DO YOU THINK is going on there.  CAUSE I'M STUMPED.  I don't put a lot of trust in doctors I guess.  Hey if I was the doctor I wouldn't know.  So that's my thinking on the matter.  Figure I'll take shower when I get home from walk after entry and then eat lunch.  Possibly put Freedom Toast in oven before shower!  AMAZING STUFF.
     Penultimate paragraph!  I did it!  Almost!  Penultimately!  Two more paragraphs is the point.  Haven't watched a The Simpsons in a while.  Maybe that's a thing I can do.  Probably is.  Definitely is!  I'm 99.98% sure that it is a thing I CAN do.  So there's that!  Jeez.  TUESDAYS am I right.  Who needs em.  WE ALL DO.  WITHOUT THEM WEEKS WOULD BE CHAOS.  Makes sense.  Point is I may have a banana today.  Today is roughly a banana day!  Roughly have a piece of fruit every other day.  Last one was an apple.  It was the day before yesterday I think.  Also I just FEEL like having a banana later today.  Not too much later!  Already looking forward to it now!  Why put off till tonight what I can accomplish this afternoon.  Especially if its something I wanna do!  So that I can enjoy it even more tonight.  Anticipation is half the fun.  Good point but Here's A Counterpoint BANANAS ARE AFTERNOON SNACKS NOT EVENING SNACKS.  Morning too, sure.  BUT NOT NIGHTTIME.
     Last paragraph of the day.  What else is great.  Dad starts his Spring Semester class this afternoon.  I wish him the best of luck.  I think he'll have a good time.  He likes teaching.  What a weirdo.  Who likes what they do.  That's just odd.  What else is going on.  I could spend 5 dollars to watch The new SCREAM on TV.  I feel like if I asked my parents about that they'd be like eh fine whatever.  I dunno if I'M okay with it though.  Five dollars?  That's a lot of dollars!  And then I can't enjoy the film at all while watching it knowing it cost me five dollars.  Sure great what else is going on.  I could consider that seriously.  It occurred to me yesterday but I didn't take the option seriously at the time.  Now that I think about it LEGITIMATE IDEA.  What else is going on and crap.  Hey the entry is over.  WE SUCCESSFULLY WASTED OUR COLLECTIVE TIMES.  I'll be back tomorrow!

-12:08 P.M.

Monday, March 7, 2022

While I've Got You

    HEY!  Wide World Of Sports.  Mixed Results going into TerribleNight Snacking yesterday.  With the premise I'd allow myself one small snack.  I WAS more conscious about things while waking up and wanting to snack and I feel like at that level of consciousness, half the time OR MORE I could stop myself.  I didn't last night, though!  Still ate normal amount of TerribleNight Snacking which was more than the allotted amount.  But made up for with slightly smaller breakfast today and eating less snacks than allotted last night.  HEY ALSO gonna go with three meals EVERY DAY for a while.  I wanna lose weight!  Let's do it!  It wasn't too hard the last two days.  Also it's what normal people do!  Also if I'm doing it every day, I can give myself Several More Snack Calories to help get me through the day even easierly.  So basically with current diet plan SHOULD IT STICK I could be where I wanna be weightwise IDEALLY-- NOT SETTLING-- by the end of the March to the end of April.  Amazing.  NOW THAT I TYPE IT OUT I WANT ANOTHER MEAL.
     Sure.  Sure I tangibly ate the snacks last night but I feel good about the progress I made in being more cognizant about it.  What else is up.  No set time for meals!  No set time for snacks!  Meals, KIND OF!  Breakfast is more or less when I get out of bed.  Lunch'll be more or less when entry is over.  Dinner'll be I DUNNO WILDCARD?!?!!  What else is up.  How's war in Ukraine going.  Probably not well.  People dying and whatnot.  Not a fan!  The good news is I'm wearing a new corduroy shirt.  I dunno if it's new New.  Might have been my brothers.  But it's new to me.  Great stuff!  Warm outside.  I can live with that.  Accepting Amazon Fresh delivery this afternoon.  I can live with that.  Might it interrupt my Ideal Walkings Times?  Yeah probably!  But not too bad!  Yeesh.  Okay let's get National Food Of The Tomorrows out of the way in paragraph 3 and then start some GOOD paragraphs in paragraph 4.
     National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Peanut Cluster Day.  Sounds like a War Crime.  I don't like it.  Not one bit.  Both in how it sounds like a war crime and also how it sounds disgusting.  Who wants to eat a peanut let alone a cluster of peanuts.  Probably some jerks but I don't know.  Hmm still got a paragraph to Not Write Anything Worthwhile.  Let's make the most of it while we can!  DUHHH I'M AN IDIOT DUHHH.  Damnit that only took up one sentence!  Anyway more or less on schedule today.  Maybe 15 minutes behind.  But that's NOTHIN'!  Hmm.  I like current snack allotment for the day.  I basically get to eat One Of Everything That's Relatively Healthy And/Or Small that's a standard.  Works out well!  ALL THAT VARIETY, ALL THAT RELATIVE HEALTH.  Whatever.  Oh no getting close to having to write Good Stuff.  I don't remember signing up for that!  I remember hardly nothing!  It's all sort of a blank!
   YEAH!  Yesterday was a great day diet-schedule-wise.  And it's easily replicated.  BUT suddenly I'm bored of it if I'm doing it the next day.  It's GOOD.  The meals are different.  It WORKS.  But all of a sudden NOPE NOT DIGGING THIS.  Dangit!   What else is DANGIT!  I feel like I was watching something in Surround Sound yesterday for the first time and I was like hey this is a new experience.  POSSIBLY SNL.  I think I felt that a little for SNL but then even more for something later in the day.  Hmm.  Anyway the good news is apparently my speakers are still working.  Good for them.  Good for me!  Huh.  Look unfortunately I'm on track to have Salad today for lunch.  Chicken Caesar Salad.  Not exciting.  Not filling.  Not great.  But I HAVE it.  And at 3 meals a day, moving pieces around, calibrating, etc... yep should eat it for lunch today.  Amazing.  This paragraph WAS good.  Now you know about Me Eating A Salad.
     Okay.  If I can cut out TerribleNight Snacking I can drink 3 cups of coffee a day.  If not, only 2!  More or less the way I feel about things.  What else is great.  LOOK the reason I can lose weight at a decent clip with 3 meals and good amount of snacking is because Lunch is small.  Sandwiches and sides?  SMALL LUNCH.  Salad?  SMALL LUNCH.  That's why 4 meals was appealing.  Didn't seem like small lunch would satisfy me through until dinnertime.  But ya know what?  SO FAR IT HAS.  TWICE.  That's a nice winning streak I got going of small lunch satisfying me!  YEAH.  WHAT ELSE IS UP YOU IDIOTS.  If I lose weight, wanna keep the same diet-schedule... maybe have BIG DESSERT (but no binge) each night.  Like a nice BIG cookie.  Or a nice half a HUGE HUGE cookie.  Something along those lines off the top of my head.  What else is going on and crap.  Sure I have to have it at night.  That's where Desserts live.  At night!  Coffee time.
     OH RIGHT.  WORTHWHILE PARAGRAPHS.  Let's get started on that.  Been enjoying walks in warmer weather.  Nice fun stuff.  Haven't thought about Covid much lately.  Dad is quadruple vaccinated.  If that doesn't protect him I don't know what will.  BECAUSE I'M NOT A SCIENTIST.  Anyway.  I like DARKMAN because the premise is he's disfigured and can wear a synthetic face but it only lasts 99 minutes so he needs to get back to his lair or else his face explodes.  Hmm 99 minutes.  SOUNDS JUST ABOUT HOW LONG THE MOVIE IS.  THIS MEANS SOMETHING.  We're wearing the Darkman face while watching the movie.  Then we better leave the theater before our face explodes!  Something along those lines.  Anyway the premise is weird.  Okay you got a weird scary burned face.  SO WHAT.  Lots of people got problems.  Doesn't mean you have to live underground and separate from society.  What else is going on and crap.
     Huh.  Any good alternatives to salad.  Two sandwiches I have left for the week are Turkey and Sawdust Dogs.  And Bagel with Egg Whites if you wanna count that.  Which you could!  But I probably won't make it ever because it involves me having to make egg whites and I'm firmly against Having To Do Things.  Anyway.  Got the rice and turkey chili.  Can't have that for lunch.  Too big!  So I have it for lunch and have the smaller thing for dinner.  Same difference.  NO DEAL.  That's not how I do things.  GET OUT OF HERE.  Seventh paragraph!  Anyway.  I don't use any dressing.  I use maybe a quarter of the grated cheese they give me in a cup.  Wonderful.  What else is Wonderful.  Not even a good amount of chicken in this salad.  Small portion!  I have a spare Half Of A Pair Of Sandwich Thins.  I can have that as a side.  HMM.  We'll see how much there is to this salad.  Maybe I will have that side.  MAYBE I WILL.
     MAYBE George Will.  MAYBE GEORGE WILL.  What else.  Figure I'll finish Turkey Chili and Rice tonight because it's also an extra week old.  Gotta finish it!  WHAT IF I JUST MIXED UP THOSE MEALS AND HAD SALAD TONIGHT AND CHILI AND RICE FOR LUNCH.  I TOLD YOU that's not how I do things NO MATTER HOW ENTICING THE IDEA IS.  And BOY IS IT ENTICING.  I dunno.  Let's see what I'm getting from Amazon Fresh today.  Anything exciting I can have as snack in second part of day.  Nah nothing that exciting that I'm thrilled about having.  Could have two MARGHERATIE cookies.  But I really shouldn't have any of them until I learn what MARGHARITE means.  Lemme LTURQ.  Looks like it's really just used by Stella Doro as this type of cookie.  Not a REAL type of cookie at all.  Resembles closely real types of cookies.  BUT NOT A REAL THING ALL IN ALL.  Oh well.  I like Stella Doro.  Another brand and I might be turned off by this.  Stella Doro inventing cookies and giving them weird interesting unintuitive names?  GREAT I'M ON BOARD FOR SOME REASON.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Sweet.  I COULD HAVE SANDWICH FOR LUNCH.  OK CALM DOWN.  Not only are you in caps but your Italisized.  Choose one and you're still getting your point across pretty intensely.  What else is up.  PRETTY OFFICIAL WEIGH IN April 27th.  That was the doctor-enterprise I weighed in on Dec 30th that solidified my status of Having Reached Goal Weight.  Then I gained 4-5 mounds over 2 months.  Now I feel I can lose it all back by the time that appointment comes IF I REALLY WANNA.  So then my life will be good again.  Sure I lost 4 months but it was worth it.  I still LIVED the four months.  Did other stuff.  Same stuff as before!  Just not really accomplishing anything ELSE new or great.  Too focused on this crap.  Oh well that's life.  Focusing On Crap.  Could be worse.  Walks aren't really on schedule anymore, either.  Still a walk before entry, a walk after each act, then a walk after shower, then 2 more walks. But the 2 more walks AREN'T SET IN STONE YOU IDIOTS.  Also I'm not always, "ON," Schedule.  ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.
     Last paragraph of the act.  Delicious!  Ugh.  If I'm losing 400 calories a day, guess what, that's about 2 hershey bars with almonds.  20 calories less, but you get the point.  Each and every day I'm making up AN ENTIRE TWO CHOCOLATE BARS.  Hey that's a good idea of what to do when I'm done dieting.  Exact same thing PLUS AN ENTIRE TWO CHOCOLATE BARS.  That's the best idea I've had in a long time.  Amazing.  When I was planning for 4 meals I was REALLY getting into it and planning out what meals I'd have for each meal over the week.  Now let's be more in flux!  Four sandwiches a week for lunch.  That works for me.  I LIKE that.  Other than that LETS BE IN FLUX.  Also each week either get a Steak & Eggs or a Steak & Stuffed Mushrooms for dinner.  Which would either be 3 or 4 meals.  That works for me, too!  But it might not end up being LITERALLY once a week.  Maybe it's once every 10 days.  I DON'T KNOW YOU IDIOTS I'LL BE BACK IN A LITTLE BIT YOU IDIOTS. 

I Don't Know What To Say

    Probably won't have lunch immediately after entry.  Finish entry around 12:30 possibly.  Probably a little earlier.  Eat lunch at 1:00!  THAT'S HOW I ROLL YOU IDIOTS.  YA KNOW WHAT, GAME CHANGER.  Sawdust Dogs for lunch today, Salad for dinner, Turkey Chili for dinner tomorrow!  WHAT WILL LUNCH BE TOMORROW?!?!?!  I DUNNO!  COULD BE A GAME CHANGER THAT'S ALL I KNOW.  LOOK they're called sawdust dogs because they're crazy low calories but they taste good and their name should reflect that.  Hmm.  What's a good clever name for Good Sawdust Dogs.  OH.  I KNOW.  GOOD SAWDUST DOGS.  Gonna have 2 good sawdust dogs today for lunch!  SIDES?  Maybe some good wheat thins.  We'll see.  Probably gonna take a walk after Act III and before lunch so I can fit in walks easily before Amazon Fresh gets here.  AMAZING.  What else is going on.  Think that's about it.  Nothin' big going on in the world.  I'm banking on Russia losing steam in war.  Literally!  Their tanks and whatnot are powered by steam.  They're running out of steam!  You heard it here first.
     What else is up.  Are there Attack Trains anywhere.  Gotta imagine Somewhere Sometime Somehow someone built and/or used some Attack Trains.  What else is up.  AGAIN I'd be happier this morning without TerribleNight Snacks.  I was happy I was thinking consciously more okay should I have this snack or not.  And I was leaning towards NOT more than usual.  But then I did anyway.  Is that progress?  I dunno.  Need to see what happens today to see if there's progress.  Progress cannot be measured in One Instance.  Need multiple instances for Progress to be measured.  I THINK.  Yeah but this wasn't one instance.  It was a continuation of PAST instances.  Progress from the times in THE PAST.  Get off my back about it okay?  I dunno.  What else is up.  Gotta nice Huge Cookie from Amazon Fresh.  Could be a lunch!  Just about right for a lunch-- SLIGHTLY too big but as a one-off thing not bad.  I got one of these last times, too.  Had it as part of a binge.  MAYBE THIS TIME I DON'T.  Also that flavor was Snickerdoodle which was a snooze.  This one is WHITE CHOCOLATE MACADEMIA.  NOW WE'RE TALKING.
    Okay.  I'd like to have that TOMORROW for lunch but I got too many meals to eat.  I was planning for a 4 meal'r a day this week.  Now I got surplus meals!  OH WELL BY NEXT WEEK I'LL BE BACK ON TRACK.  It's not safe to be On Track!  ATTACK TRAINS ARE GONNA GET YA.  Gotta get off track to be completely safe.  Anyway what else is up.  Man these cookies have a lot of fiber.  Bu also a lot of Added Sugar.  Hmm.  What else is crappening.  Maybe if I continue this diet past losing weight, I can have a BIG OL BREAKFAST with half the surplus calories.  Something like this as a breakfast.  HOLY CRAP THAT'S AMAZING.  I dunno.  What else is amazing.  THE METS.  Presumably.  There's no baseball going on which is disappointing because The Mets MAY BE AMAZING this year.  They got a woman in a professional sounding Executive Position that no one will explain to me what they do.  But it's a woman so it's a good thing that's happening.
    Sure!  Woman executives in baseball is nothing new.  Hasn't anyone seen MAJOR LEAGUE.  Also that movie set back Women Executives in baseball DECADES.  Who wants to deal with that type of person.  She's a real villain.  If that's what women in baseball executive positions are like WE'RE GONNA WAIT A FEW DECADES TO TRY AGAIN.  Anyway.  FRUCK IT maybe just have salad for lunch.  This is hard!  If I wasn't writing this entry every morning would I be thinking about what to have for lunch so explicitly.  I dunno.  I'm writing and I have to write something and something has to come to mind so obviously it's gonna be Lunch.  But if I was doing something else I may not be thinking about it so much because I wouldn't have to think about anything.  Hmm what would I be thinking about if I didn't have to think about anything.  That's a tough one.  Kind of a paradox.  A real think-em-up.  Sure what else is going on and crap.
     Anyway.  I enjoyed Iced Coffee but only had it once or twice.  I think I had it once in reality and once in a dream.  Because the second time I had it I think I mixed it with snapple for some reason.  And I don't remember doing that in real life, because it'd be weird.  So I'm pretty sure it was a dream.  Anyway maybe that's in store for later today.  Maybe lots of things.  What else is up.  Had delicious apple today.  Maybe have delicious Banana.  That's one of the many standard snacks I can have throughout the day.  PIECE OF FRUIT.  Figure I won't have it EVERY day.  Maybe every other day.  But still though GREAT I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.  Healthy.  As long as you don't eat the peel of the banana.  Then again what's the worst that could happen if you do.  You're not gonna DIE or anything.  Probably not.  Maybe you will.  Let's get SCIENCE working on that one QUICK before anyone tries it.
     Sure.  Then again maybe just eat the salad.  I already said that.  This is tough.  What else is tough.  Anyway the last of the 4 sandwich lunches for this week will be THE TURKEY.  Which is in reality THE STAR SANDWICH.  The generic, the basic, the best.  Turkey sandwich is wonderful.  ALSO I'm sort of thinking about this in terms of Freshman Year at NYU.  I would NORMALLY just get a sandwich every day with a side.  Bigger sandwich.  Bigger side!  But the PREMISE is the same.  Sandwiches over 50% of the time!  YES NOW I'M A KID AGAIN ENJOYING SANDWICHES AND NOBODY CAN STOP ME.  Also a GROWN UP Kid.  I'm not with my parents and eating lunch THEY'RE giving me.  I'm on my own.  Ya know what I'm gonna do on my own?  EAT SOME TURKEY SANDWICHES.  HEALTHY AND DELICIOUS AND REAL ADULT-LIKE.  So basically that's the spirit I'm trying to capture now with lunch.   More or less.  Kind of accurate.  Sort of.
     Walk after this paragraph.  Very much on/ahead of schedule.  You IDIOTS.  What else is up.  LOOK I'm wearing a button down corduroy shirt today I don't think there's ANY question of how adult I am.  Also I'm 33 years old I don' think there's any question of how adult I am.  DANGIT.  Side for big turkey NYU FRESHMAN SANDWICH would be a bag of doritos OR a cookie.  One of those big thin ones with either rainbow sprinkles or chocolate sprinkles or chocolate chips.  GOD DANGIT why can't I have that metabolism back.  Oh well I make do.  That's life.  RAINBOW?  THAT LOOKS AMAZING.  Not sure what the appeal of sprinkles is EXACTLY but I know there IS an appeal.  I can't pinpoint it but I'd eat some sprinkles on cookies all things being equal if I had Metabolism of Me At 17 Years Old.  Whatever.  Time for a walk.  YOU IDIOTS.

Never Thought This Would End

    Hey!  Got coffee #2 going.  Got salad waiting in the wings for lunch.  Think I'll aim for losing the 5 pounds by Official Weigh In From Place That Official Weighed Me In December 30th To Start Off This Maintenance Diet Conundrum.  I can do that with my current idea for diet AND THEN SOME.  So that should be pretty doable.  What else is pretty doable.  ME.  I mean, I'm doable in the sense that if you want it YOU GOT IT.  But not in the sense that YOU WANT IT.  So there's that.  Gonna take another walk when this entry is over.  Then salad SOON after but probably not immediately.  Then SHOWER.  Then walk.  Then I gotta wait around for a few hours waiting for delivery.  THEN WALK.  Then re-calibrate.  At that point is might be next week already.  I can't think that far ahead.  This is tough!  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  I feel vaguely confident I can stop TerribleNight Snacking.  I know I didn't last night but PROGRESS WAS MADE.
    Sure.  I LIKE the snacks I got planned out for diet.  Snack between breakfast and lunch.  Snacks between lunch and dinner.  Snacks between dinner and SleepyTime.  IT'S GOOD, SUSTAINABLE, DELICIOUS, LOOKING FORWARD TO-ABLE, BUT REASONABLE, AND ALSO COMPLIMENTS THE MEALS WITHOUT BECOMING THE STARS.  So the point is GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Cool.  I'M GONNA BE LOSING 1/8th to 1/10th of a pound a day.  THAT'S SUBSTANTIAL.  We all know a pound is a decent amount.  1/10th?  THAT'S NOT BAD.  EVERY DAY WITH THAT CRAP?  I'm noticing differences CONSTANTLY.  AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON 1/8TH.  Half a pound is a thing.  A QAURTER OF A POUND IS A THING.  YOU BETTER BET AN EIGHTH OF A POUND IS A THING.  And that's what I'm losing EVERY SINGLE DAY in this best case scenario.  What else is going on and crap.  Salad for lunch.  Turkey Chili for dinner.  Then I'm done with stuff from THE WEEK BEFORE.  Down to only stuff from THIS WEEK.  I feel like I could finish this stuff before NEXT Week delivery on Friday.  No room for Diner or Restaurant Deliveries, though.  SORRY GOT TOO MUCH STUFF ALREADY.
     What else is going on and crap.  Have that spare piece of bread with salad.  GAME CHANGER.  Maybe there's more chicken this time.  I feel like last time there was very little chicken.  But now that I think about it, I DO think there was more chicken previous times I've gotten it.  Let's see what happens.  I'll keep you updated on this situation as it progresses.  Anyway.  What do I have in store for the rest of the day.  I dunno what Television Set Programming I'll settle on but I'm confident I'll find something that's Vaguely Good Enough.  Also-- In Surround Sound!  WOW I AM SURROUNDED BY SOUND.  IT'S ABOUT TIME.  FOR TOO LONG SOUND WAS ONLY COMING AT ME FROM ONE DIRECTION.  MAYBE TWO IF I WAS LUCKY.  NOW ALL THE DIRECTIONS.  Sure.  Looks like there's an offer on the table from Russia to End War.  Ukraine can't join Nato, gotta recognize the breakaway territories and Crimea as Russia.  I DUNNO.  It's not as simple as that.  It never is!  But IF IT WERE ME... who gives a shit.  I'm not Ukrainian AND I NEVER WAS.  What do I know about whether this deal is any good or not.  Or if its in good faith or not.  OR ANYTHING ABOUT ANYTHING.
     What else is up.  Figure I'll write a few more paragraphs.  I want to have lunch at 1 PM you idiots and I'm taking a walk before then so I got plenty of time for more paragraphs.  Hmm a 1 PM lunch sounds good in general BUT WHAT IS A GOOD GENERAL DINNER.  There are NO good answers.  A late dinner is way too late.  A medium late dinner is too late.  An early dinner is too early.  WHAT THE HELL.  I know the answer is to take it day by day but IT'S HARD AS HELL.  I gotta think about SOMETHING all day and that something may as well be Hey WHEN'S DINNER GONNA BE.  Even BEFORE LUNCH.  It's not so much that I can't wait to eat dinner.  I JUST NEED TO KNOW.  I NEED CLOSURE ON WHEN DINNER WILL BE.  Anyway I'm a weird guy.  What else is up.  THERE IS A WORLD where I can have White Chocolate Macademia Big Fiber/Added Sugar cookie for lunch tomorrow.  Probably should have a sandwich.  Maybe the next day.  DANGIT it's always the next day!
     Cool.  ALSO what else is going on.  At this rate probably 2 more paragraphs.  Including this one.  At what rate.  Some rate.  This is going at a rate.  I dunno what that means exactly.  Anyway.  Starting to look forward to the rest of the day.  That's how the entries have been going the last week or two.  I feel relatively shitty for most of the entry on account of it sucking.  But then I reach a point where I'm like HEY THE END IS IN SIGHT, and then the rest of the day MIGHT BE KIND OF GOOD SOMEHOW.  Not sure HOW I'll manage to make the rest of the day Kind Of Good but Ya Know What?  I WILL.  Based on previous days.  My days haven't been so bad all in all!  So there's that.  Anyway.  Jeez.  What else is going on.  It's possible I got some ancestry in Ukraine.  I feel like I'm mostly if not all Eastern European.  Who knows.  Either way the point is this is the end of the paragraph!
     Wonderful.  March and April are dieting.  I can live with that.  2 months!  Also easily possible I'm done dieting by mid April. Or earlier if I'm like YA KNOW WHAT THIS IS GOOD.  I can live with that even easierly!  WOW I WONDER WHAT MAY AND ONWARD WILL BRING.  More /22.  We get to be writing /22 for A LONG TIME.  Freakin almost 10 months!  And then guess what IT ONLY GETS BETTER with /23!!!  #BidenBoom.  What else is going on and crap.  Not sure if I'm supposed to toast this piece of, "Bread," with my salad.  It's GOOD toasted.  But if you're having a piece of bread with a salad I think the standard is don't toast that sucker what are you thinking.  No good.  Then again CROUTONS are like FRIED bread.  Fried is like toasted BUT EVEN MORE.  So there's that.  Anyway.  I guess the entry is over.  That was fast.  And pointless!  But the good news is the rest of our days might be slightly better!  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-12:07 P.M.

Sunday, March 6, 2022

What Will I Think Of Next

    HEY!  Over an hour behind schedule today.  Whatever the schedule is.  I'm over an hour behind it.  Oh well that's life!  Anyway.  GOOD NEWS yesterday I followed Three Meal Modest Amount Of Snacks diet-regimen relatively easily!  I think I can do this for the next three days before Official Weigh In and then 2 times a week for 2-3 months until I'm at desired weight.  I'd be losing about half a pound a week.  THEN if I really get used to it I can still do it and then have 2 Small Binges a week with the extra calories.  Not really banges.  Just 1-2 times of eating a good amount of Crap.  Anyway.  BAD NEWS still did some MightNight snacking last night.  THIS IS UNSUSTAINABLE.  I need to figure out how to stop doing this!  Even if I make up for it mostly with smaller breakfasts and/or skipping the last snack the night before.  DANGIT GOTTA FIGURE THIS ONE OUT.  Maybe chew gum while going to sleep.  Then when I wake up in the middle of the night I'm still chewing gum and am like well this is good enough I guess.
     Not the worst idea I've ever had.  Actually it is.  It's the only idea I've ever had.  SO it's the best and worst all at once!  Anyway.  Veggie Burger for lunch today.  Probably after this entry is over, whenever that may be.  Not sure about dinner!  WE'LL SEE.  Possibly Turkey Chili I DON'T KNOW!  What else is going on and crap.  I LIKE Saturday as one day where I'm doing 3 meals a day.  ALSO I like the idea of just doing it 2 days in a row.  Other day could be Friday or Sunday.  WOW HOW DID I FIGURE THAT ONE OUT SO QUICKLY.  I figured it out yesterday and remembered it.  OH THAT EXPLAINS IT.  Anyway.  Man oh man if I can get over MightNight snacking everything will fall into place real well.  I feel like I've been doing it for, what, a month and a half to 2 months and a half?  Every night?  A lot of the times I get up and need to eat something I CAN stop myself.  Maybe a third to a half of the time.  BUT since this usually happens several times a night, there's never been a night where EACH TIME I can stop myself.  Maybe once or twice.  But almost every night I eat SOMETHIN'.  DANGIT.
     What else is going on and crap.  The point is I'm gonna get to the weight I really want.  The one that's divisible by 5 that's the good one.  AMAZING.  Which is where I was at official weigh in on December 30th.  Gained 5 pounds in about 2 months.  Gonna lose the 5 pounds in about 2-3 months!  WOW WHAT AN AMAZING ENTRY SO FAR.  OKAY PRO TIP.  SKIP the last 2 paragraphs.  I feel like in a few sentences I'll start talking about something else.  So just skip everything that just happened and start over now.  Ok?  DONE?  LET'S GO!  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... DANGIT FIVE THINGS.  Fine.  Let's go through them.  Also SKIP THIS if you feel like it.  But if you don't feel like it HERE WE GO.  National Cereal Day, National Crown Roast Of Pork Day, National Flapjack Day, Plant Power Day, and British Pie Day.  Let's work backwards.  WHAT THE HELL IS BRITISH PIE.  Sounds good.  BETTER BE A SAVORY PIE THOUGH.  Let's see.  It was just invented in 2007 by a British Pie Making Company.  FUCK THAT.
     Plant power day.  I HOPE IT'S NOT NUCLEAR PLANT IN UKRAINE.  Sure it provides lots of power but DANGEROUS per my understanding.  Flapjack Day.  Pancakes!  I like pancakes.  I'd never call them flapjacks unironically.  I'd never call them flapjacks ironically.... UNTIL NOW.  Now I feel like doing that all the time!  Anyway.  Dunno what crown roast of pork is and I don't care to find out!  Cereal.  NOT GOOD.  I used to like Product 19 but they don't make it anymore so now all cereal is bad.  Except for HERITAGE FLAKES.  Which is some Health cereal that I like.  THAT COVERS EVERYTHING.  Maybe we should have skipped the last paragraph and a half, too.  Oh well too late now.  What else is up.  Probably said this before here but I have A NICE FUN IDEA for how to use bonus calories as desserts.  Let's say I get 1400 bonus calories to eat a week.  Wanna split that up into 2 desserts over the week.  FIRST ONE I eat as much as I want up to 1400.  I presumably will reach a point where I'm like okay that's not bad I'm good for now.  Then leftover is 2nd dessert.  GENIUS.
     Coffee after this paragraph!  What else is going on and crap.  FRIDAY IS INTERRUPTED SCHEDULE DAY because of Super Market delivery.  That impacts whether I wanna have 3 meal'r on Friday or Sunday.  Not sure whether it makes it better or worse though to have it on Friday.  HEY GREAT THAT'S A FUN STORY.  What else is a fun story.  Maybe just have NO FOOD IN HOUSE each day.  Every day I only get just enough food to satisfy me for the day.  Then when I wake up in the night NO FOOD LEFTOVER TO EAT.  Sounds like a solution.  Not a very good one.  CREATIVE sure.  But not actually possible at all.  Either way I'm proud of it and I think you should think better of me for having come up with it.  Huh.  Putting together order for Amazon Fresh.  Fig Newtons sound good.  Reasonable side for Sandwich Lunch.  But why not just have a Fiber or Granola Bar instead.  SLIGHTLY HEALTHIER YOU IDIOTS.  THEN AGAIN...  Coffee time.
    Ok PRO TIP skip everything that just happened.  Also PRO TIP probably could skip the rest.  That's a REAL Tip.  Then again NO DON'T DO IT!!!  I might come up with some yukk-em-ups.  It happens now and again!  Huh.  Watched the last 2 Darkmen.  I saw in the credits for the third one there was ASSISTANT TO MR. RAIMI.  THAT MEANS HE WAS INVOLVED.  You don't need an assistant if you're just lending your name!  Probably not at least!  Then again it could be CLEVER MISDIRECTION.  Either way fine those movies were fine even the 2nd and 3rd one.  Not Horror movies at all.  They're on the Horror SCREAMING Service.  But either way what else is going on and crap.  Re-upping with Breakfast Treats from Amazon Fresh.  I feel like this is the right decision to make at this moment in my life.  Okay.  Hmm.  Gotta snack to eat between Now and Lunch.  WHAT TO EAT.  Want some CRUNCH.  Granola bar is the best option as of now.  But I ate Granola bar as part of breakfast.  WHO CARES DO IT AGAIN.  THE HEART WANTS WHAT THE HEART WANTS.
     Sure.  Nice warm day today.  I don't dislike that.  Fun stuff.  What else is up.  Getting bloodwork done the day after Yearly Checkup.  They check my weight, too!  Wonderful.  I don't CARE.  I just wanna figure out how to enjoy food today.  I GOT MEALS AND SNACKS DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.  Hmm.  Gotta start talking/thinking about something else.  GOD DAMN MIGHTNIGHT SNACKING.  Maybe gotta come up with a new way to refer to them.  MIGHT sounds good.  I don't wanna associate it with positive words.  TERRIBLENIGHT SNACKING.  Off the top of my head.  I dunno.  Let's try that, sure.  For today.  Ok.  Let's go.  Hey guys what's up I hope I don't do any TERRIBLENIGHT SNACKING tonight into following morning.  Okay.  The Die Is Cast!  Let's see how it goes.  What else is up.  Probably have lunch at TWO O CLOCK.  Should be done with entry by then easily.  Or semi-easily.  Either way.  Have a slightly more indulgent Granola bar as snack between now and then.  Cause it's a long time!  Huh.
      What's up.  What if I'm just like yo check this be slightly more indulgent and lose the weight in three months instead of 2-2.5.  GENIUS.  WHERE DO I COME UP WITH THIS STUFF.  IN MY ROOM.  I SPEND A LOT OF TIME HERE.  I also take walks outside but I'm too busy Not Coming Up With Stuff to come up with stuff during that time.  Also spend some time in other rooms of My House.  Don't come up with much stuff there, either.  Ugh.  Anyway what else is up.  HEY I had .5 chocolate chip flapjack for breakfast today!  That's no good flapjack day isn't until TOMORROW.  DANGIT.  What else is up.  This morning would be MUCH different if not for TerribleNight snack last night.  I'd be in very positive mood.  I did 3 meal modest snack day yesterday pretty easily!  Could do it indefinitely for 8-10 weeks to get to ideal weight.  But I CAN'T TERRIBLENIGHT SNACK.  BUT I AM.  WHAT THE FUCK.  This is eating me up inside.  And I'm eating IT up OUTSIDE.  That's THE PROBLEM.  Whatever.  Sure I've thought about locking myself in my room over night.  I guess we could figure out a way to do that.  It'd require my parents unlocking the door from the outside in the morning to let me out, though.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act!  What else is up.  I guess that' what I do with continuing doing 3 meals 2 times a week in perpetuity.  Makes up for TerribleNight snacks.  And THEN SOME a bit!  UGH.  I mean I guess that kind of works.  Whatever.  Also NOT REALLY AND THEN SOME.  Just about equal.  UGH.  Where am I.  What's going on.  Sunday.  March 6th.  Still 2022.  I like writing /22 when writing out the dates for MY NOTES.  It's a fun number to write every day.  That's just me, though.  Will /23 be even more fun?  POSSIBLY.  LOOK /20 and /21 I was still getting used to it.  Not comfortable yet.  But now it's fun and each year I feel like it gets MORE fun.  So we got that going for us is the point.  Anyway.  Also important to remember I'M AT A HEALTHY WEIGHT RIGHT NOW.  I'm stressing about losing weight but I'M OKAY.  WHAT THE FUCK.  HOW IS THIS AN ENTIRE ACT OF ENTRY.  What a waste of your time.  Usually I don't care about wasting your time because 30% of it is worth your time.  NOT THIS TIME.
     Last paragraph of the act!  What else is up.  I've tried EATING before bed.  I've tried NOT eating before bed.  Nothing seems to work to stop me from eating AFTER bed.  Jeez.  Figure I'll have that snack when I get home from upcoming walk.  GOOD granola bar snack.  Slightly more indulgent.  I CAN HANDLE IT LEMME AT IT.  Delicious.  Is this a fiber bar even.  Lemme LTURQ.  YEP GOT SOME FIBER.  Upgraded from calling it a granola bar to a fiber bar.  DELICIOUS.  Anyway.  No set times for snacks.  Right now no set time for MEALS even cause of the 3 meals instead of 4.  I think I'll settle into set times for meals.  Right now I know set time for 4 meals!  WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON.  Will the next act be Moving Onto Bigger And Better Things?  NO.  Probably SMALLER and better things.  Bigger ain't good.  Better IS good.  Smaller is good.  Worse is BAD.  What the Hell.  Let's call it an act.  Be back soon!

Is That The Best I Can Do

    HEY GREAT GAME CHANGER IDEA.  Allow AND PLAN for one TerribleNight Snack each night.  Instead of being like The odds are I will do it but I hope I won't oh well gonna go to sleep and hope for the best.  GO INTO IT thinking ok ONE SNACK I GOT PLANNED FOR.  40-100 Calories.  I EAT THAT and then CONSCIOUSLY I'll be like, "OKAY DID THAT TIME TO GO BACK TO SLEEP."  GOOD CASE SCENARIO that works completely.  BEST CASE scenario that makes me more conscious overall about what I'm doing and I CAN STOP MYSELF COMPLETELY.  Anyway if I'm doing that, and I DO eat another 40-100 calories a day, that pushes back Dieting To Lose Weight another 2-3 weeks.  AND THEN I'd eat 3 meals ONCE a week to accommodate that.  Either way NOT A BAD IDEA.  Could work.  And the best case scenario where it stops me from eating completely?  I DUNNO IT'S POSSIBLE YOU IDIOTS.  Anyway WOW.  I spent 10 paragraph talking about this without being entertaining but IT WAS PRODUCTIVE because it eventually led to this Game Changer Idea.
     What else is up.  LUNCH TIME IS CREEPING UP.  Delicious Veggie Burger is great.  Delicious side I WANNA SAY FIBER ONE BROWNIE is great.  I just had delicious snack.  EVERYTHING IS DELICIOUS AGAIN now that I MAY have cracked the TerribleNight Snacking Case.  Man oh man I can't wait until tonight's MightNight.  This is Sane Enough It Just Might Work!  What else is up.  Probably gonna have Dumb Fettuccini Alfredo for dinner.  Not healthy!  But I have it so I gotta eat it so why not tonight.  It's from LAST WEEK.  I gotta eat this sucker as soon as possible.  Turkey Chili is ALSO from last week.  I guess I gotta eat that sucker tomorrow!  GREAT JUST GREAT WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS WHAT'S GOING ON IN IT.  I dunno.  Fiber or Protein Bar is a good TerribleNight Snack.  BREAKFAST TREAT would be good.  Obviously a 40 cal fudgesicle is best case scenario because it's the smallest thing I Got Going For Me These Days.  Ugh.  Hey the paragraph is over.  HMM THAT'S GOOD NEWS.
     Yeah!  THIS GAME CHANGER OF AN IDEA TURNED AROUND MY ENTIRE DAY.  Now everything is good again.  And I do mean EVERYTHING.  No I don't.  Maybe I do.  Maybe I do but I shouldn't.  Let's go with that.  Anyway.  Right now plan is to lose 5 pounds from where I'm at.  Maybe I stop at 2 or 3.  That's reasonable too.  LOTS OF THINGS ARE REASONABLE.  That's the great thing about Reasonable.  Doesn't need to be perect or spot on.  Could be sorta halfway there.  Well that's REASONABLE I GUESS is a thing one might say and/or feel.  What else is up.  No coffee right now.  Maybe have coffee with next act.  Maybe have coffee later.  Maybe have iced coffee later.  Maybe don't have any coffee later.  Sounds like a plan.  What else is up.  Entertainment to consume today includes SNL.  Other things, too!  Not sure what.  Tales From That Crypt sounds reasonable.  Ugh.  Maybe eat at ONE FOURTY FIVE instead of TWO.  WHO CARES.  I DO MAEKS A DIFFERENCE.
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  Good act!  I told you my game changer idea, we got through that, nice transitional act going from The Worst Act Ever in Act I into Probably Also A Crappy Act in Act III.  So there's that.  What else is up.  DELETING BREAKFAST TREATS, ADDING "MARGHERITE," COOKIES.  Similar cookies.  Not sure why I feel the impulse to mix it up.  Just a feeling!  Either way that's a game changer I guess.  I can see myself feeling like hey I made the right decision.  These cookies are a little smaller, a little less calories, a little different, BUT GOOD.  Also my Dad likes these.  He'd help me eat them.  By which I mean he'd eat them separately from me and he'd help me Finish The Bad.  He's not actually gonna help me eat them.  I don't need help eating.  Not for years!  Been a LONG time since I needed help eating.  DECADES even.  Hey great just great one more paragraph.  This act was a fun one.  Nice Nothin' Of An Act.  POSITIVE NOTHIN'.  Feel like taking a quick shower RIGHT NOW.  Finish Act soon when I'm done.
     Cool!  I can do a calorie regimen where I accommodate TerribleNightSingleSnack without having to have a 3 meal'r once or twice a week.  AMAZING NOW WE'RE TALKIN'.  We were before but now we're doing it again!  What else is going on and crap.  I WANT THIS DAY TO GO BY FAST.  I wanna see how TerribleNight goes.  IT may disappoint me which would be disappointing.  OR it may be Good News and I stop at one snack.  Or it may be THE BEST NEWS and I have nothing.  MAN OH MAN THIS IS LIKE CHRISTMAS EVE ONE WOULD IMAGINE.  Not knowing whether you're gonna get a present or some coal.  Is that something kids dread.  If ya believe in Santa Claus, gotta imagine you believe the bit where bad kids don't get presents.  So all night you're like WELL I WAS PRETTY GOOD RIGHT?  SURE I WASN'T PERECT BUT WHO IS.  I BETTER BE GETTING PRESENTS.  DANGIT THE SUSPENSE IS KILLING ME THIS COULD BE A HUGE LET DOWN.  Anyway time to take a walk.  I'll be back soon!  Also COAL IS VALUABLE.  Sell it to Industry.  They make power out of it!  Not sure how much you're making overall from selling the coal.  Depends on how much coal you're getting!  Be back soon!

That's Not Such A Great Idea

    Hey!  Put veggie burger in oven.  Gonna be ready in 40 minutes.  This entry will be long gone by then presumably.  I'm writing quickly on account of not saying anything.  Anyway.  Apparently I could do a diet with 3 meals instead of 4.  But it's less healthy!  I'm gonna be taking all these walks okay?  Gonna be doing all these sit up push up for my rights.  Might as well eat Real Food.  OKAY GREAT WHAT ELSE IS GOING ON IN THE WIDE WORLD OF SPORTS.  Nice day ahead of me.  Got some good elements to it.  Some TV to watch.  Some walks to take.  Some food to eat.  Get to look forward to TerribleNight to see if it will be LessTerrible.  What else is going on and crap.  Feel like there's probably some TV show that I'm halfway through a season that I never finished.  A current TV show.  That I haven't seen already.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Seems like something important I should figure out.
    Okay.  What else.  Already took my shower.  That was fun.  I liked the part where hey now that I think about it the last couple of weeks the water has been hot enough.  So there's that.  Anyway.  How's my ball doing.  Pretty good!  No complaints lately.  Still figure I'll bring it up to Physician.  He might have some thoughts on the matter.  Maybe bring it up to person who takes my blood for Clozopine Levels.  She probably wouldn't know much about it but she might find it interesting nonetheless.  It's a good conversation starter.  And finisher.  Not much you can talk about.  It's a fun factoid about my personal life but once we've said it where can we go really with the conversation.  Anyway.  Great, just great!  Figure if Diet Works and I Commit To It it'll last somewhere between 3-12 weeks.  Maybe after 3 weeks I'm like ya know what HAPPY WITH WHERE I AM.  Maybe I'm not.  Only time will tell.  Good conversation starter with time.  Time got stuff to tell me about it.  Huh?
    Hmm.  Gonna have a protein bar with the veggie burger sandwich.  Prove me wrong!  Maybe don't toast the Bread Thin Pita Type Pocket Thins this time.  I had good successes without toasting it.  Great success with toasting it!  Feels like I haven't Not Toasted IT in a while though and it's about time I mix things up.  What the Hell.  Think I'll watch SNL a little later in the day.  Something else beforehand.  Maybe Tales From That Crypt maybe something better I think of.  The point is I'm behind schedule today but it's all good because I have nothing else to do starting in 2.5 paragraphs.  YEAH.  Cool.  What's today.  The sixth.  That doesn't sound special at all.  3/6.  WHO CARES.  3/6/22.  WELL AT LEAST NOW WE GOT THE, "22," GOING WHICH IS PRETTY GOOD.  WOW that's EVERY DAY THIS YEAR.  So basically whatever else is going on, EVERY SINGLE DAY for the rest of the year isn't so bad because it ends with 22.  This is great news!
     Penultimate paragraph.  I dunno.  Do I have to do 3 meals instead of 4 the next 2 days?  Not necessarily.  Get in the habit of doing it 2 days a week like I will be for the next Some Amount Of Weeks.  NOPE.  The plan was to make up as many calories from The Last Bange as possible before Official Weigh In AND I'M STICKING TO THE PLAN.  If we make plans and don't stick to them then what kind of people are we.  Ya know the regular kind.  Oh okay.  Anyway.  I don't have a big problem with how I look right now. Weightwise.  Gotta imagine I'd have even LESS of a problem if I weigh 5 pounds less.  Not MORE.  Not EQUAL.  LESS!  That's science.  The less you weigh the more good you look.  General rule that is all encompassing.  It's just MATH.  Also gotta imagine I weigh SLIGHTLY more in musclemass than your average jerk on account of all my Bob Marley sit-ups and push-ups.  I'm not very muscly at all but gotta be SOMEWHAT more than your average jerk who doesn't do any of this.  HEY ONE MORE PARAGRAPH TO GO.
     What else.  Also not just The More Good You Look, but the less you weigh The Better Your Life Will Be.  Just some very intuitive obvious stuff there.  Maybe toast that bread anyway.  This is a tough one.  Also when I'm trying to picture this bread I'm just picturing the chocolate, "BREAD," part of ice cream sandwich.  Wafer?  I could see using the word wafer for this but if we're being honest I can see using the word wafer for like 12 different things.  LOOK wafer could mean some sort of cookie or cracker or something else.  And WITHIN those categories it could mean different things.  It's a good word and in general I like almost all wafers but let's be honest It Means Nothing.  The point is I'm re-upping with ice cream sandwiches that are semi-indulgent and these are the low fat versions so basically life is about to get REAL good for the 8 sandwiches this lasts me.  Amazing.  That's The Entry!  I'll be back tomorrow.  Tell ya all about how TerribleNight SnackOrNoSnackOrWayTooMuchSnack went.  See ya later.

-1:44 P.M.

Saturday, March 5, 2022

I've Written Worse Titles

    Hello friends.  What's going on in The Wide World Of Me.  Had a huge bange last night for MightNight!  One of the biggest banges I've had.  Trying desperately to think about how to make it a productive bange.  Went to sleep thinking I made it productive by thinking oh why am I having four meals I should have three like normal person.  Also that would help me lose pounds to get to where I want quicker.  Then I wake up and I DUNNO.  I would lose pounds quicker if I'm doing three meals/more snacks than four meals/less snacks AND three meals is more normal.  BUT if I'm eating close to that amount of calories anyway, MEALS ARE REAL FOOD.  Probably better to eat More Real Food in four meals than More Dumb Snacks.  Lotta snacks aren't real food.  MEALS ARE REAL FOOD.  THIS IS A GOOD POINT.  Maybe just stick with the four meals.  I dunno!  Also at this point, if I wanna be divisible by 5 in pounds, I MIGHT BE THERE-- just five pounds MORE than I wanted to be!!!  Oh No I'm Scared.
    What else is going on.  Maybe take it day by day?  Eat the three meals and then if I wanna eat a fourth meal late into the night I MAY OR I MAY NOT.  Makes sense on some level.  Also the more meals I eat THE MORE VARIETY.  If I'm eating 75% of the meals that's less variety of things I get to eat.  VARIETY IS THE SPICE OF LIFE YOU DUMMIES.  Anyway what else is going on.  Right now feeling is I wanna get to 118 pounds.  Now I'm just AN ENTIRE POUND FURTHER AWAY.  But there's also the option of fuck it be where I'm at or fuck it go for 115 pounds.  Lots of options.  THREE MORE OR LESS.  Lots of options though considering how quickly I wanna lose the weight.  WOW THE WIDE WORLD OF ME IS INTERESTING.  Huh.  DANGIT.  The last few days I was picturing having a Bange of Hershey Bars with almonds again.  That was a good portion of a bange.  Oh well life isn't perect.  What else is going on and crap. 
    I dunno!  Went to sleep thinking I'd go to a 3 meal schedule.  Right now thinking about 4 meals.  GOD DAMN IT I THOUGHT I WAS GONNA MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE AND CRAP.  Okay sure.  UKRAINE.  Not going good.  Lots of death and destruction.  Negative things!  Not looking forward to finding out Zelinsky is just another politician and he's a jerk in lots of respects.  I want this guy to be a flawless hero.  We're due to find out oh he's just another jerk making the most of his moment in the sun.  DANGIT ZELINSKY!!!  Also I get this for him he doesn't get to fully enjoy this moment in the sun.  On account of his life being threatened to the extreme.  And in an enormously stressful and difficult situation.  Maybe he likes that.  I dunno.  Could be a sadist.  DANGIT ZELENSKY.  What else is up.  Four meals and not having to have snacks.  That's the goal and it should be achievable.  I mean, a couple of snacks, sure.  But the meals are the main thing.  DANGIT ZELENSKY!!!
     What else.  Before when I was Regular Dieting to lose weight I would judge my progress by looking at my belly.  Seeing aesthetically where I'm at.  Lost track of that somewhere along the line!  I'm not one to judge.  I know I got SOME belly and that's all I know.  Everyone got a belly.  What else is going on and crap.  Watched DARKMAN II yesterday.  Sam Raimi was Executive Producer!  Dunno how hands on he was.  Whatta jip.  Movies get to have Executive Producers that are marquee names but we have no way of knowing if its just a scam to give it more legitimacy or if it's a real contribution from the guy and/or gal.  Doesn't seem right DANGIT ZELENSKY.  Anyway the film was OKAY.  It didn't make me throw my TV out the window in disgust.  Maybe it did.  I don't remember doing it.  And my TV appears to still be here.  And un-broken.  If I threw it out the window in disgust and then returned it to its current position it'd probably be broken at this point.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.
     National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Frozen Food Day and National White Chocolate Cheesecake Day.  Hmm.  I like frozen food.  Especially when it's been un-frozen!  But yeah Frozen Food is great.  I like White Chocolate.  I don't like Cheese Cake. I like Day.  I have mixed feelings about National.  Ugh.  MOST BANGES ARE PRODUCTIVE BANGES.  Because I feel less hungry in the hours following it.  Sounds productive to me.  For SEVERAL HOURS I'm not hungry!  Amazing.  What else is up.  Once I have something to think about other than food I'll be okay.  I dunno what that could be.  PLAY SOME ROCKSMITH.  LEARN SOME GUITAR.  GET INTO THAT.  Yeah IDEALLY but what can I do about it I'm just one man!  Hmm.  What else is up.  March fifth.  I feel like that's something.  But then again I also feel like it's nothing.  Better LTURQ.  OH IT'S NATIONAL TREE PLANTING DAY IN IRAN.  That's what I was thinking of.  Gotcha.  Time for some coffee.
     The most productive a Bange could be is for it to PERMANENTLY get me to stop caring so much.  That's how it's been working the last few times.  TEMPORARILY.  It's productive because FOR A WHILE I'm like well I'm still alive.  Not huge difference.  Maybe I'm taking this a little bit too seriously.  But that lasts HOURS and maybe up to A DAY OR TWO.  I gotta get that feeling PERMANENTLY you idiots.  What else is going on and crap.  Behind schedule today.  But what's a schedule anyway.  A thing where you time out things and try to keep doing the things in set out times.  Oh okay that makes sense.  What else is up.  I saw there might be MLB playoffs with FOURTEEN TEAMS?!?!!  That's one less than HALF THE TEAMS.  What the Hell is the point of the season.  I don't get it.  I DON'T GET IT.  I understand that fans seem to like more playoff teams.  But I don't know WHY.  I'm probably missing something.  Better do a BANGE.  The productive part of this bange will be to help me understand why bigger playoff pools are better.  Hmm.
     Okay.  I feel like 2nd meal is Lunch.  I feel like 3rd and 4th meals are DINNER and SUPPER but I'm not sure which order it should be.  Right now I think 3rd meal is Supper and 4th meal is Dinner but I'm gonna have to look into that one.  What else is going on.  MOST PEOPLE DON'T NEED FOUR MEALS.  But I'm gonna eat roughly the same amount of calories ultimately if I'm done dieting at some point.  REAL FOOD IS BETTER.  Yes we covered this.  We'll cover it again!  IT'S A GREAT POINT IDIOTS.  What else is up.  Do I have to go to Iran to plant a tree.  Or can I plant a tree here and Iran Would Approve.  What else is going on.  I'd plant a tree.  Doesn't seem too hard.  Also then it's like I gave birth a tree.  I'm responsible For Life.  Good for me.  I knew my life would be productive somehow one way or another.  Made a tree!  Hmm.  Maybe the tree grows up to be a jerk.  A real negative impact this tree has on the rest of the world.  SORRY I TRIED MY BEST.  You can't judge ME for what the tree turned out to be.  HOW COULD I HAVE KNOWN.
     Okay.  Eighth paragraph!  Amazing.  Wonder if Sam Raimi is an Executive Producer of Darkman III: DIE DARKMAN DIE.  Better LTURQ.  YEP HE'S LISTED AS EXECUTIVE PRODUCER.  Amazing.  What else is going on and crap.  All Banges are productive because PRESUMABLY they're evidence that current diet-regimen isn't working.  It means I should try mixing it up SOMEHOW.  NOT THIS TIME.  I wanna give this thing some more time.  REAL FOOD IS GOOD.  Ugh.  Had roast beef sandwich yesterday for Lunch.  Was good!  I didn't not not hate it.  Anyway.  Skipping meals if I feel like it?  Is that healthy?  If it was three meals a day NOPE.  Four meals a day?  MAYBE THAT'S KIND OF HEALTHY TO SKIP A MEAL IF I FEEL LIKE IT???  JESUS CHRIST THIS IS TOUGH.  DANGIT ZELENSKY.  What else is up.  Might as well go up to 3 cups of coffee a day.  At this point who gives a shit.  Two cups of hot, one cup of cold!  What else is up.  If you remove the word cheese give me some white chocolate cheese cake.  Also remove the cake.  Not in the mood for cake!
     Ninth paragraph of the act.  Let's do it!  What else is up.  At this point when they take my weight on Wednesday as they presumably will I'm feeling like being I'm not gonna look and don't tell me I don't wanna know.  But it wouldn't work!  Presumably some extra person would take my weight.  Some nurse or something.  And I can say that to her and she'd be like okay.  But then doctor come in and is like SO I SEE YOU WEIGH THIS AMOUNT and I'm like FUCK WHY DID YOU TELL ME.  So that's how that might go.  What else is going on and crap.  LOOK KNOWING IS IMPORTANT.  I don't wanna know but I should.  What else is up.  It's possible I can have four meals a day and lose weight relatively quickly.  Just gotta stick to not eating snacks all the time.  DANGIT... ZELENSKY... YEAH.  Anyway one more paragraph and then a walk you idiots.
     Sure.  DROP BACK DOWN TO TWO CUPS OF COFFEE.  That'll make it easier to lose weight relatively quickly!  GO BACK UP TO THREE CUPS OF COFFEE.  I want two cups of hot and one cup of cold a day.  SOUNDS FUN.  Idiots.  Maybe some days have 3 meals, some 4, but I don't decide at end of day whether I wanna have Late Night Meal Or Not.  Maybe decide EARLY in the day and space out the 3 meals instead of 4 accordingly.  HMM.  Makes sense.  Especially for a day following a bange like today.  Well I can make up for part of the bange by having 3 meals today instead of 4.  And plan out accordingly.  I DUNNO SOMETHING TO CONSIDER SURE.  What else is up and crap.  Got part IV of IV of Steak & Stuffed Mushrooms, and 1.75 Freedom Chip Pancakes.  Both dinners.  ONLY ONE CAN BE DINNER FOR TONIGHT.  Hmm.  Gonna have to play this one by ear.  Also gonna write one more paragraph now before taking a walk.  SURE THING ZELENSKY.
    Okay.  The point is I don't think we've fully internalized that Jewish Comedians are World Heroes Now.  I think we kind of get it that This One Is.  But we don't appreciate now that IN HISTORY it's a precedent that will hold for all of time.  ALRIGHT NOW WE'RE TALKING.  What else is going on.  Is Jewish Comedian a Repetition.  What's the word I'm looking for.  Repetition describes the CONCEPT of the word I'm looking for.  But I can't think of the word.  Opposite of Oxy-Moron.  The point is I forget.  Anyway.  LUNCH today will be delicious sandwich POSSIBLY VEGGIE BURGER.  Delicious count me in.  What else is up.  Maybe today try the thing where I have three meals the day after a Bange.  But when will the third meal be?  Lunch'll still be after entry is over I think.  Maybe a little bit later than most lunches cause I'm behind schedule.  WHAT THE HELL.  I wrote an entire 11 paragraphfs of this?  WRONG.  I wrote an entire 11 THOUSAND paragraphs of this dating back a couple of months.  Anyway time for a walk.  Be back soon! [EDITOR'S NOTE-- REDUNDANT.  I think that was the word I was looking for!  A REDUNDANCY.  Wonderful.  EDITOR'S NOTE OVER AND OUT].

I Can Get Into That

    What's going on and crap.  Here's a plan.  Official Doctor Weigh-In on Wednesday.  Four days before that?  Three meals with fair but modest amount of snacking.  Will make up for Big Bange Last Night 50-80%.  Also I prove to myself I can get by with three meals and fair but modest snacking!  So THEN I sometimes do that, sometimes do four meals.  Depending on how I feel!  LOOK IT'S A BIG COMMITMENT.  FOUR DAYS WITHOUT EATING AS MUCH AS I WANT.  But it sounds reasonable I guess.  Also two non Super Market Fresh meals I have?  CCP and S&SM?  Have em BOTH today.  Have 1.25 out of the 1.75 CCP Pancakes for lunch (save last .5 CCP for 2/3rds of tomorrows breakfast) and have S&SM for dinner!  Sounds like fun.  Because it means I get to eat chocolate chip pancakes PRETTY SOON.  Also what else is going on and crap. Pretty sure that's it.  This is all that's going on.  Anyway great just great.  Then again THERE IS THE TEMPTATION to settle in at the weight pounds divisible by 5 that's the one more than the one I really want.  STILL NOT SO BAD.
     Okay great just great.  Look I wish I could have donated the Chocolate Babka to Ukrainians instead of eating it.  But it's too late now.  Also NO FLY ZONE.  If I air-drop some Chocolate Babka pretty sure Russia will see that as an attack and now I started World War III which is THE LAST thing I wanna do!  What else is going on and crap.  Look maybe the Russians intercept the babka.  This works out good for them.  Not an ideal situation but at least someone's getting something positive out of the deal.  BUT THE CHOCOLATE BABKA WILL GIVE THEM ENERGY WHICH THEY WILL USE TO HURT UKRAINIANS.  So that's a net negative.  I'm starting to re-think this entire thing.  Especially since I Already Ate It.  This is all moot.  The babka is gone!  What else is going on and crap.  If I'm having three meals that doesn't mean it lines up with same time I was having meals when it was four meals.  I'll play it by ear you idiots maybe. 
     Sure.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.  Play it by ear.  Isn't that what most people do about eating.  Just play it by ear PRACTICALLY COMPLETELY 100%.  Wow I used to do that.  It was fun!  Maybe I can do that again one day.  Probably not.  Seems too difficult.  Maybe that's the Productive Bange I get out of this.  PLAY IT BY EAR.  I dunno gonna have to think about it.  TOO LATE I LOSE.  Once I started thinking about it I'm Not Playing It By Ear.  This is tough.  What else is going on and crap.  I must be out of stock of lots of sweets based on last night's binge.  Let's see.  Yep.  Finished a lot of stuff.  Mostly the stuff I shouldn't have been eating anyway.  HOWEVER some stuff that IS okay for me to be eating healthily.  What else is going on and crap.  JUST EAT REGULAR NOT TO LOSE CALORIES.  I AM AT A REASONABLE WEIGHT.  STOP IT.  YOU'RE CONFUSING ME.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.  STOP MAKING THIS HARDER THAN IT SHOULD BE.  What else is going on.
     Okay.  Probably will have lunch when entry is over.  Whenever that might be.  Probably about 1.5-2 hours from now.  Off the top of my head.  What else is crap.  FOUR DAYS IS NOTHING.  And I'm not starving myself.  I'M EATING THREE MEALS AND SOME SNACKS.  What the hell is so hard about that.  NOTHING THAT'S WHO.  Get off my back about it.  BREAKFAST ISN'T A MEAL.  275 CALORIES ISN'T A MEAL.  IT'S A SNACK YOU IDIOTS.  I'M HAVING A BREAKFAST SNACK AND TWO MEALS.  PRETTY SMALL MEALS AT THAT.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT DANGIT ZELENSKY.  What else is up.  Not sure why I didn't have a coffee with this act.  I was going into the act thinking I'd have three coffees overall.  At this point why bother.  Might as well have two.  ALRIGHT SCORE ONE FOR ME.  ONE LESS COFFEE CREAMER CALORIES.  Things are turning my way all of a sudden!  The good news is I take a walk after the next paragraph and that's Something Else Other Than This.
     YEAH.  ANYWAY.  I work great under pressure.  FOUR DAYS TO MAKE UP .75 OF A POUND MORE OR LESS IS THE GOAL.  I can do it.  I CAN DO IT.  700 cal a day.  LEMME AT IT.  Also I gained about a pound last night.  Well when I put it that way sure it sounds bad.  But when I put it the way I can lose .75 pounds in four days after that sounds GOOD.  So there's that.  Also it gets the ball rolling of going between four and three meals.  So I lose pounds RAPIDLY afterwards.  PRODUCTIVE BANGE SEE.  I don't make a commitment one way or another between 3 and 4 meals.  I CAN DO EITHER BASED ON HOW I FEEL.  YEAH LET'S GO WITH THAT THAT MAKES SENSE FOR TODAY RIGHT NOW.  Anyway.  Guess I'll have lunch at ONE P.M.  Probably done with entry before then.  But it's a nice round number to aim for!  Great.  OH what else is going on in the wide world of sports.  We covered everything.  March Fifth is Iran Plant a tree day.  White Chocolate CheeseCake.  Yep that's everything.  Besides we got some more paragraphs coming up to think of more!  I'll be back soon.

That's The End Of That

    HEY BANGE MIGHT END UP BEING THE MOST PRODUCTIVE BANGE OF ALL.  I'm setting into a mindset and plan where I'm comfortable with diet for next 4 days where I make up .75 of the roughly a pound I gained over MightNight Bange before Wednesday Weigh In.  THEN I go to do doing that diet-schedule TWICE A WEEK, with normal 4 meals/appropriate snacks the other 5 times a week, and I make it to 115 pounds in 2 and a half months.  SOUNDS EASY AND FUN.  Well let's not blow it out of proportion.  Sounds do-able off the top of my head.  So there's that.  2 times a week THAT'S NOTHING.  Three times a week, that'd be a huge hassle.  That's as close to half a week as you can get.  TWO TIMES OUT OF SEVEN?  That'd hardly anything at all!  Anyway gonna eat lunch in about an hour.  Not sure when I'm gonna have dinner!  Sometime between 5 and 7.  So there's that.  Delicious.  Wonderful.  Let's do it and whatnot.
     Cool!  I wonder how satisfying 1.25 pancakes will be.  I wonder how delicious it will be.  I WONDER.  Anyway.  Life is good.  When you're like 1800 calories a day HOW WILL I SURVIVE you're not doing too bad in terms of having to survive on low calories.  That's the standard amount of calories many people should be eating every day.  YOU IDIOTS.  What else is going on and crap.  Gotta consume some entertainment today.  Tales From That Crypt MIGHT JUST HIT THE SPOT.  Not a GOOD spot.  Not even a FINE spot.  But it will hit some sort of mediocre spot.  Mediocre is good.  I feel like at some point in my life Mediocre got bumped up into Good Enough.  Maybe in your life you don't appreciate the Mediocre.  I DO.  DEAL WITH IT.  Anyway what else is crap.  Nice sandwiches for lunch EVERY DAY until Wednesday Weigh In.  Nice one-off Super Market Meals for dinner.  Not gonna need an outside dinner delivery for days.  I hope that doesn't hurt my Dad's plans.  Maybe he can't order an entire delivery just for himself.  Sometimes my Mom eats stuff too.  Hmm.  Gotta do what's best for me.  He'd understand that.
     What else is going on and crap.  Maybe Bange really was productive.  And I'm not just trying to look at the bright side of things.  This new schedule seems reasonable.  DANGIT THEN WHAT HAPPENS.  If I reach 115 pounds.  Just go to Every Day Four Meals?  I GUESS SO.  Sounds fun.  Also I'll have had 8-10 weeks getting used to it doing it 5/7 of the times.  Great.  Is this entry over yet.  My guess is No I still have to write 2 and a half more paragraphs.  Sounds reasonable.  BUT MIKE WHAT DAYS WILL BE THREE MEALS AND NOT FOUR.  I dunno.  Should figure out specific days of the week.  For consistency's sake.  How about... Hmm.. This is tough.  What's today.  Saturday.  Saturday is a good day to do it!  I already started doing it so why not stick with it.  Hmm.  Other day. I don't wanna do it two days in a row OR DO I.  Maybe that's EXACTLY what I want to do.  We'll see how it goes tomorrow when I will be doing it two days in a row DEFINITELY ANYWAY.  Great just great.
    Pentulatime paragraph!  Figure I'll put CCP in oven a little sooner than normal.  Lately I've been doing about half an hour but ya know what?  I CAN STAND THEM BEING A LITTLE BIT CRISPIER.  Put em in for 35 minutes.  Let's go crazy.  Now's the time to go crazy about things!  WHY.  If anything now's NOT the time.  EXACTLY.  When it's NOT the time to go crazy about things then it's EXACTLY the time to go crazy about things.  Yep that checks out pretty well.  Just put CCP in oven after this entry is over.  Then eat 35 minutes later.  Then a walk.  Then a shower.  Then a walk.  THEN RE-CALIBRATE by which I mean WATCH SOME TALES FROM THAT CRYPT.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  That means I gotta do something for 35 minutes that I don't know what to do.  Oh right Tales From That Crypt.  Makes sense.  A lot of sense!  Too much sense.  I was banking on things being crazy.  Now you're telling me things are making sense?  SOMETHING WENT TERRIBLY WRONG HERE AND I DON'T LIKE IT.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Anyway at this point probably just gonna have the one coffee for the day.  I know it's crazy to only have cup of coffee a day.  But that's what I'm gonna do for now.  Great.  I just noticed.  I had a sip of leftover coffee which is cold.  This is VERY similar to the coffee I bought that was iced coffee out of the fridge.  Really makes ya think.  What else is going on and crap.  Oh right I know why March Fifth is special.  Cinco De Marcho.  Don't blame me Blame The Irish.  They came up with it.  I'm just repeating it.  Don't shoot the messenger!  Then you'll stop getting messages.  You wanna get messages even if they're bad.  Otherwise you're being left out of knowing what's going on!  So there's that.  What else is crap and crap.  I dunno.  That'll do it for today!  I'll be back tomorrow.

-12:26 P.M.

Friday, March 4, 2022

I Don't Remember Writing This Title

    HEY FRIENDS.  Checked weigh this morning on Home Scale.  About what I expected after Tuesday's Bange!  Ultimately right now I wanna settle for settling in at 118 pounds.  Scale said 117.5!  POSSIBLE it's accurate but more likely I'd need this scale to say 116.5!  Either way who cares.  Probably gotta lose a pound.  Give myself a month or two.  Start eating CLOSE TO MAINTENANCE SNACKS.  No problem there.  Four meals keep me satisfied.  Several snacks just seals the deal of making Every Day Great.  So there's that.  Accepting Super Market delivery today.  Will interrupt my morning and Overall Entry but unlikely to interrupt Act I itself.  Should be well long done well good well before it comes.  IS CIRCLE WALKING IN THE CARDS???  No!  Probably not!  Maybe!  Probably not! No!  Huh.  I can have anything I want as Brunch Today.  Almost definitely a sandwich.  Leaning towards Veggie Burger Sandwich.  With SWEET side.  Three assorted cookies or something.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
    Speaking of being on my back TIME TO DO SOME PUSH UP SIT UPS FOR YOUR RIGHTS.  The sit ups I'm on my back.  Oh okay.  Do kids these days know about Bob Marley?  My guess is YES A LITTLE BIT BUT NOT ENOUGH.  I know SLIGHTLY about him.  Which is enough!  We're talkin had 6-8 songs on MP3 Player in high school that I listened to.  We're talkin saw a documentary or two about him over the course of my life.  THAT'S A LOT OF THINGS.  Also I remember hearing them play Redemption Song in a shoe store on the store radio broadcasting system.  Or eyeglasses store.  I was in some sort of store and I have a sense memory of them playing Redemption Song.  A MEMORY THAT WILL LAST FOREVER... apparently.  Oh well that's life.  LOOK can I play Redemption Song on my guitar?  More or less!  I can do the basic riff and the basic chords.  That's all ya need YA IDIOTS.  Alternate to sandwich for brunch-- SWEETS.  Got a single Black and White from Super Market that will serve as a Brunch.  Got 1.75 Pancakes left which I can have 1.25 as brunch and the left over .5 as part of a breakfast.  YEAH SWEETS THAT'S HEALTHY.  Gotta eat sweet at SOME point so that I don't have to eat it at a later point.  And then the later point too just to play it safe.
    Hmm.  Still going with not scheduling snacks.  That was a mistake from the beginning.  Undecided on whether I'll be like okay I got a snack for THIS period of time.  No exact time but in this general time.  With the time bookmarks being Meals.  Makes sense on one level but also TOO OCD.  Just play it COMPLETELY by ear.  No okay I get this one or two snack between breakfast and lunch.  COMPLETELY BY EAR.  What does ear have to do with me eating food.  MORE THAN YOU'D THINK.  What does food sound like.  I kind of don't wanna know.  I start hearing what food sounds like and suddenly I'm not comfortable eating them.  Probably.  I dunno!  What else is up.  Started coffee after 2nd paragraph instead of before entry cause Dad was emptying Dishwasher originally.  In the way of coffee machine!  DOESN'T MATTER.  It'll be ready for when I want it.  You IDIOTS.  What else is up.  Looks like Nuclear Power Plant ISN'T going to blow up.  HUZZAH!
     Sure.  Also I INSIST on pronouncing it Nuke-u-lirr.  I don't care what people say.  My body my choice.  Also when talking about families I INSIST On calling certain families Nuke-leer Families.  MY BODY MY CHOICE.  National Food Of The Tomorrows is... Cinco De Marcho, National Absinthe Day, and National Cheese Doodle Day.  Let's work backwards.  Cheese Doodles have always disgusted me.  GROSS AS FUCK.  Then again maybe I should try one now that I think about it???  I could see a strange universe where I like them even though they're gross as fuck.  Also Absinthe?  HOOK ME UP WITH THAT.  I wanna try some absinthe.  It's alcohol that's like 100% alcohol, right?  And also has hallucinogenic properties?  Better LTURQ.  It is VERY HIGH alcohol content but not 100%.  It has REPUTATION for hallucinogenic but science hasn't proven it.  The point is I was halfway there.  Also Cinco De Marcho.  Not sure what that accomplishes.  Better click that hyper link.  Some sort of weird preparation for St Patrick's Day.  You "prepare your liver" for upcoming St Patrick's Day.  I think this is Irish making fun of Mexicans.  And all under the guise of it being AMERICAN National Holiday.  I don't like any of this at all.  But somehow combined I kind of like it.  SEPARATELY all the things I hate.  Together?  WHY NOT HAVE FUN.
     Okay.  What else is up.  Also I'm not sure if preparing your liver means drinking a lot to give it practice OR eating a lot and stuff so you can drink a lot later without it effecting you too bad.  THEY'RE UNCLEAR ON THIS.  Hmm.  I like Chocolate Chip Pancakes BUT I might stop getting them completely.  There was a period of time I really liked it and it was great.  Lately I think I'm just trying to recapture past great times.  Don't really get that much out of it!  Divide it into portions that don't satisfy me.  Not entirely that great to eat.  With new meal routines for all 4 meals getting worked out, CCP might not even make it to the normal weekly status!  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.  However I'd LOVE to have some for upcoming brunch.  GO FIGURE.  Gonna have to give this some more thought I guess.  What else is up.  Oh time to get coffee.  I'll be back in a period of time that is very small.
    HEY.  If their estimations are to be believed, Super Market order will come on the early side of their range of times.  GREAT.  Should easily be done with this act by then.  And that means my day is interrupted the least amount.  Anyway.  I don't want CCP for Brunch!  My body just wants Some Sorta Sweet before brunch.  LIKE WAS THE PLAN THESE DAYS.  Hmm gonna have to think about that one.  Anyway Brunch might be during entry.  Either literally while writing it or taking a break from writing it before having completed it.  That's how Fridays work GET USED TO IT.  Huh.  Ordered Iced Coffee.  Does that mean now I'm drinking 3 cups instead of 2 again?  I DUNNO.  Maybe every other day or something.  That sounds like a plan.  Lots of things sound like plans.  Even the worst plans possible SOUND like a plan because they ARE plans.  TERRIBLE ONES.  Story of my life.  Terrible plan after terrible plan.  WOW I was able to tell the story of my life in two sentences.  That's pretty good!  Lives are pretty sprawling narratives.  I told you my story in 5 seconds.  CONGRATULATIONS TO ME.
     Seventh paragraph!  What else is crap.  Interested in seeing THE BATMAN but not sure I like Robert Pattinson.  He was a teenage heartthrob for ladies, right?  Doesn't seem right.  Seems like I'm jealous of him or something.  Better LTURQ.  YEP HE WAS TWILIGHT.  Doesn't seem right!  Anyway I like The Batmen no reason I wouldn't like This The Batman.  Gonna have to wait for it to stream, though.  Thems the breaks!  ANYWAY kind of know exactly what meals I'll be having for the entire week.  About a wildcard or two here and there.  But Brunch and Dinner I more or less know exactly what the 7 meals will be.  Lunch is more of a wildcard. Lunch is One-Off Meals from Super Market OR deliveries.  And breakfasts are presumably hopefully half the time frozen breakfast sandwiches and half the time Dessert Breakfasts which, as of now, means a combination of 2-3 sweet type snacks or something.  IS THIS OBSESSIVE?  NO.  It kind of is.  But GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Also it's not like Okay MONDAY today's the day I eat this.  NO THE DAYS ARE IN FLEXIBILITIES.
     What else is going on and crap.  Also I can EASILY decide actually no I feel like doing something different.  This is just GENERAL GUIDE LINES.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT IS THE POINT.  Hmm.  Very concerned about what my weight will be when they check on Wednesday.  Just being honest!  IT COULD EASILY BE 1.5 POUNDS IN THE WRONG DIRECTION OF WHAT I WANT.  And then where would I be.  1.5 pounds off.  DANGIT.  What else is up.  I could be 120 pounds.  It's a multiple of 5.  It's healthy.  BUT WHY BE 120 WHEN I CAN BE 118.  118 is the lowest ideal weight.  I've talked about this!  There's formulas for Exact Ideal Weight based on sex age and height.  The lowest one for me is 118.  PERECT.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Got other sandwiches I can eat.  Turkey.  Roast Beef.  Hot Dog.  I like veggie burger the best these days.  Why wait.  Go with what I want the most right away!  LIVE FOR TODAY THAT'S WHAT I SAY.
    Okay.  Then again TURKEY HMM THAT SOUNDS INTERESTING.  Roast beef is not without its charms.  Hot dogs are GREAT too, don't feel right for today, but may even be THE BEST OF THE BUNCH.  What the Hell is going on.  Ninth paragraph!  Had the right amount of snacks yesterday.  Had the wrong amount of MightNight snacks-- SOME!  Oh well that's life I guess.  At some point I'll stop.  Just as mysteriously as it started it will stop.  That's my Hot Take.  At this point very very likely I have some snack between Breakfast and Brunch.  WHEN AND WHERE remain to be seen.  Wait not where.  In my house.  Probably in my room.  WHAT AND HOW remain to be seen.  Wait not how.  By stuffing it down my gullet.  WHEN AND WHAT remain to be seen.  ACCURATE.  Narrowed it down to the accurate things.  Good job.  What else is Good Job.  Gotta put on some TV while waiting for Super Market order.  Hopefully shouldn't be too long.  Hopefully lots of stuff!
     Hmm.  Not gonna eat snack BEFORE accepting and putting away Super Market stuff.  Possibly directly after.  Possibly not!  THIS IS GOOD STUFF LETS KEEP IT GOING.  Anyway.  I like current meal schedule.  I know I've thought I've liked meal schedules in the past.  The 20 I've gone through over the past 3 months.  But THIS TIME I really do.  Breakfast is obviously right because its right when I get up.  Dinner is great because it's when I used to have dinner when diet schedule was easy AND its right at end of the day so I don't gotta fret about what to do afterwards.  Brunch is fun because it punctuates the part of my day between Entry and Everything Else.  Lunch is great because I DUNNO IT JUST IS.  AMAZING.  AMAZING STUFF.  Now all I have to do is figure out what to call Brunch and Lunch.  Once I crack that code all the remaining pieces will fall into place.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit!

I Don't Think I Like Your Attitude

    FIRST THINGS FIRST I like this iced coffee.  Poured it into a coffee mug with same amount of creamer and artificial sweetener as I would normal coffee.  Now I Realize that's too much!  When you get iced coffee, supposed to be a bigger portion!  So the proportions are all off!  But boy is it sweet and tasty.  Won't last very long, though.  Sip through this sucker quick!  Also SECOND THINGS SECOND tried MIXED BERRY Breakfast Bar and I liked that, too!  You can really taste the MIXED.  No more separate but equal berries.  Now we're enjoying the diversity of berries all at once and I have nothing against it in principle.  The point is what else is going on.  At this rate, if I'm having LUNCH after entry, it'll be about half an hour late.  OKAY NOT SO BAD.  Also, ya know what.  You're eating a meal at 12:30 PM?  And it's a sandwich with some sort of small side?  FUCK BRUNCH THAT SUCKER IS A LUNCH.  Let's just say I have two lunches.  No Lunch #1 and Lunch #2.  I just say Lunch and ay don't know which one it is but TOO BAD I'm having too lunches and I don't discriminate between the two.  Could easily argue I'm having one lunch and two dinners.  NO.  WRONG.  TIMEWISE SURE IT MAKES AS MUCH SENSE.  But the MEAL I'm eating for 5:00 Lunch is more in line with a LUNCH MEAL than a DINNER MEAL.  YOU IDIOT.
     Sure.  Figure I could lose a pound by the end of the month.  Four weeks.  Easy!  Then it's time to enjoy the fruits of my labor.  Do the same diet I'm doing for the next four months PLUS one more wildcard snack.  AMAZING.  WHAT A LIFE.  Anyway still focus on enjoying and looking forward to meals.  That's the key!  SNACKS ARE BACKGROUND FODDER NOT TO BE IN THE FRONTGROUND OF MY MIND.  Also gonna have the roast beef for sandwich today.  Most indulgent sandwich meat I'm eating!  But gotta eat it at some point.  And also while I've had all other possible sandwich fillings lately THIS ONE I HAVEN'T HAD IN MONTHS AND MONTHS.  So it's all very exciting is the point.  Gotta good side picked out.  Don't worry about me I'm gonna enjoy LUNCH.  Haven't shaved in a few weeks.  Possibly as much as a month.  Gotta imagine that's adding to my weight.  IT IS.  A VERY SMALL AMOUNT.  But that small amount DOES EXIST presumably.  The point is Great Just Great.
     Ugh.  I know what I'm doing for Lunch (other lunch) and Dinner today don't worry about me.  Other lunch gonna be Turkey Meatloaf and Kids Health Spaghetti.  Dinner gonna be steak and SOUP instead of the Stuffed Mushroom.  DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.  I mean I'm glad you've taken such an interest in me and you're concerned that I'm living my best possible life.  But I'm doing fine!  I'll be fine!  You can relax a little bit I'M DOING OKAY.  What do I got in store for me TV Entertainment Wise.  More Tales From That Crypt, that's a given.  Anything else good.  Maybe WEST SIDE STORY.  The story doesn't interest me at all.  What do I care about the West Side.  But I do like Stephen Spielberg.  I just feel this guy makes The Best Movies.  So I'd be an IDIOT not to give it a shot.  Then again I'd be an idiot to give it a shot.  I know the general premise and I don't get it!  WHO CARES ABOUT THESE JERKS.  That's all they are.  JERKS.  ALL OF EM.  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  This act is just flying by.  That iced coffee went straight to my Brain Area.  The area of my brain that regulates the speed at which I write paragraphs.  Hmm.
    Gotta think of something better to watch.  Whatever I do today will be counter-balanced by Ukraine News which presumably will be mostly negative.  Gotta counter-balance that with something I get a Kick And A Half out of!  HMM THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  ALTERNATIVELY I can eat 1.75 CCP for dinner.  Figure that's either tonight or tomorrow.  Easily could make an argument for tonight!  WE'LL SEE HOW THE DAY GOES.  I can't say for now what's the best course of action.  Anyway.  Ugh.  GREAT THERE'S A CHOREOGRAPHED DANCE IN WEST SIDE STORY.  AMAZING.  I'm supposed to be entertained by this?  I don't wanna dance myself.  Why would I wanna watch other people dance.  I DON'T CARE HOW CHOREOGRAPHED IT IS.  If anything the more choreographed THE WORSE it is.  These are my feelings on West Side Story.  What else is going on and crap.  I've got a good feeling I'll find a movie or two-- probably horror-- unfortunately probably ones I've seen before-- that will entertain me today.  THIS IS GOOD STUFF LET'S KEEP IT GOING.
     Last paragraph of the act!  I finished Cold Coffee paragraphs ago.  Great!  Probably gonna have 2nd cup of hot coffee LATER in the day.  Or maybe not!  We'll see how everything goes and whatnot.  I had a dream my vocal chords or something were 80% damaged or something and had to be removed.  And I was like BUT I NEED THOSE TO TALK.  And everyone else was like well yeah but too bad I guess you can't talk ACCEPT IT.  Anyway I woke up and my vocal chords are probably okay?  But that's what I thought in the dream for most of it.  So who knows for sure.  How are things going on in PERTH Australia.  Gotta remember Perth.  In the future if I ever take Vacation I MUST remember Perth Australia as a contender for where to do.  Based on March!  Calendar March!  Look it just SOUNDS like a nice place to go.  Get off my back about it and whatnoat!  Hey the act of the entry is over.  That was quick.  I'll be back soon with Final Act!

I Never Said I Was Perect

    HEY!  Ripped off a small slice of Kobe Roast Beef Deli Meat.  Tasted good cold!  Gonna stick with that for LUNCH.  Also my Dad was Pizza Shaming me while putting Super Market stuff away because I got a 12 inch Super Market Pizza a couple of weeks ago as BACK UP MEAL but he's like IT'S TAKING UP TOO MUCH SPACE AND YOU DON'T EAT IT WHAT'S YOUR MAJOR MALFUNCTION.  So basically I'll have half of that for LUNCH-DINNER.  Sounds good to me!  I like the part where I get to eat pizza.  Delicious!  Anyway let's get through this act as quick as possible so I can have Delicious Lunch.  Iced Coffee came in 48 Oz bottle.  Which I guess is either 4 12 oz servings or.. uhh.. OH... 6 8 oz servings.  Not sure what serving I just had.  Probably 8.  Either way get that sucker once a week.  REAL GREAT LIFE PLAN.  Do I still have 2 hot coffees or knock it down to one.  I DON'T KNOW.  MY LIFE PLAN DEPENDS ON THINGS I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWERS TO YET.
     Sure.  Feelin' good again today about Meals Mainly Satisfying me.  I DID have to have a snack halfway through breakfast and lunch but GUESS WHAT it satisfied me 98%!  And I feel like LUNCH is gonna satisfy me 88% until LUNCH-DINNER.  Just a guess right now.  I can't say for sure.  Just a feeling I'm getting!  What else is going on and crap.  I'm gonna enjoy a sandwich soon and a small snack.  We're talkin FIBER ONE BROWNIE as side snack.  Eat it during meal?  After?  There's not too many bites to it!  So I can't just mix it in with meal and go back and forth.  There's 3-5 bites to it depending on how seriously you're deciding to bite.  Probably could do 2 bites if you really wanna have fun.  HEY I LIKE FUN.  MAYBE I WANNA DO THAT.  I REALLY WANNA HAVE FUN!  Huh.  LOOK is the Roast Beef portion .56 OZ instead of .50?  Yeah!  Will that make a huge difference calorie wise?  WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY HUGE.  It'd be relatively miniscully significant.  But that's about it!
    What else is great.  YEAH I'M SPLITTING THAT INTO TWO SANDWICHES WHAT OF IT.  Huh.  YA KNOW WHAT GONNA HAVE POP CHIPS AS SIDE.  Save Brownie as a SNACK for later.  If it comes up.  I dunno if it will!  It's certainly ALLOTTED.  But maybe I never feel like hey time to have that brownie.  WE DON'T KNOW.  Anyway if current diet-schedule-regimen actually does catch on, at some point I can re-adopt the standard of making an effort Not To Talk About Food.  Once there's less to say about it I feel like I can be more motivated to carefully stop myself from ANY talk about it.  WOW IT CAN'T HURT TO DREAM RIGHT.  It probably could but that's part of life!  How are things going on in Perth.  Gotta imagine WELL.  It's the capital city of Australia BUT it's not a sprawling metropolis.  It's a nice place to be.  That's the impression I'm under.  Is it in THE MIDDLE of Australia or on SOME SORT OF COAST.  Better LTURQ.  HEY IT'S ON THE COAST.  LEFT BOTTOM COAST.  I was imagining UPPER RIGHT coast if it was on a coast WHICH I IMAGINED IT WAS.
    Also it is the biggest city populationwise so maybe Calendar lied to me.  They were like don't let it being capital city fool ya, it's nice and pleasant and not intimidating or anything.  Damn Calendar.  If we can't trust calendars who are we supposed to trust.  CALCULATORS?  Sounds about right.  I'd trust a calculator 9 times out of 10.  What else is going on and crap.  Lunch gonna be 15-30 minutes late at this point.  Totally reasonable.  Nothing to get upset about there.  Gonna put on Tales From That Crypt when this is over before trying to figure out something better to watch.  I'll figure that out LATER in the day when I'm done with lunch and then walk and then shower and then walk.  THEN it's time to start thinking seriously about what better kind of TV Entertainment I could be consuming for the day.  YOU IDIOTS.  Possible I'm still overestimating how many calories are in meals and I'll lose some weight.  MORE LIKELY I've reached a point where I'm estimating pretty well.  GREAT JUST GREAT.
     Last paragraph of the day!  Great Just Great!  The point is What Else.  HMM maybe I can watch DARKMAN II.  Seems like it might be decent enough based on the two customer reviews I read of it.  EACH GAVE IT FOUR OUT OF FIVE STARS.  And I can't even convey how decently they felt about the movie based on their 3 sentences each.  I'll give that a shot sure why not.  WONDERFUL THEN IT'S SETTLED.  That's what I'll put on FOR LUNCH.  And leave on AFTER lunch.  While I'm still in the room.  I'm not gonna leave it on after lunch when I leave the room to do other stuff.  But I'll stop it and put it right back on when I come BACK to the room.  THIS SHOULDN'T BE COMPLICATED I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE HAVING TROUBLE GETTING THIS.  Also there's a Darkman III!!!  Let's see customer reviews for that.  SLIGHTLY WORSE REVIEWS.  Well that's life I guess.  The more deep you get into a franchise the slightly worse customer reviews you're gonna get.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-12:39 P.M.

Thursday, March 3, 2022

Another Day Accomplished

    HI!  What's going on in the wide world of my diet.  Went well yesterday.  Enjoyed each meal!  Even turkey chili!  Ate small amount of snacks that I was happy about!  Then had small amount of MightNight Snacks which downgraded me being happy about snacks to me being Okay about them!  Either way got delicious 1.25 Chocolate Chip Pancakes comin' my way in a few hours.  So basically LIFE IS OKAY.  If it weren't for 2 tootsie pops over the night LIFE WOULD BE HAPPY.  Nope!  Now LIFE IS OKAY.  Not bad.  Life has been worse than OKAY a lot of the time for Me and probably For You.  Speaking of life being OKAY I just added OREO THINS to the Super Market Cart!  THREE OF THOSE IS GREAT SIDE FOR SANDWICH.  That's the premise I've been operating under.  For the last 40 seconds at least.  Anyway pretty much on schedule today.  Which means I will be ahead of schedule a few hours from now probably.  Not definitely!  Maybe I write more and I end up in the same place.  WHO CARES.
    Probably someone.  Some DUMB someone.  Anyway National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Pound Cake Day and National Tartar Sauce Day.  GREAT.  Sign me up with some pound cake.  I used to eat pound cake as a kid.  Not so much the last decade and a half!  I guess that's my loss.  Lets see if Super Market sells any pound cake.  I won't BUY it.  But I'll enjoy LOOKING AT THE PICTURE.  EH THAT PICTURE AIN'T GREAT.  I wanted to see a picture of ENTENMANN'S Pound Cake not THEIR own pound cake.  Lemme GOOGLE that.  OH YEAH THAT LOOKS GOOD.  Wait is there CHOCOLATE Pound Cake.  That'd look even better.  OH RIGHT MARBLE POUND CAKE.  There it is.  That's what I wanted to see.  That's what I used to have!  What the Hell is wrong with me.  Anyway better LTURQ what makes a cake Pound.  Off the top of my head leaning heavily into Butter.  Let's see.  HMM it's based on proportion of ingredients.  Pound of butter, pound of flour, pound of sugar, pound of eggs.  OK JUST CALL IT AN EQUAL CAKE.  The amount you're using is incidental.  What's important is THE PROPORTIONS.  So pound cake is an Equal Cake.  HMM.  Interesting.
     Yeah!  Also are we still allowed to use Pounds even with The Revolutionary War and whatnot.  Seems like we should be using kilograms.  Or kilometers.  Either one I'd be happy with.  Anyway.  Watched THE TOWN THAT DREADED SUNDOWN and DARKMAN yesterday.  Town that dreaded sundown was a pretty good movie.  Wasn't too scary but then again what is.  In movie form.  In LIFE form lots of scary stuff.  Like people running around wearing halloween masks.  Anyway I don't regret wasting an hour and a half of my precious precious time watching that.  Also DARKMAN was pretty good, too!  Hints of Spiderman.  Sort of a comic book movie from Sam Raimi 12 years before THE SPIDERMAN.  What else is up.  Wanna make up some ground from BIG BANGE 2 nights ago before them presumably checking my weight next Wednesday at PHYSICIAN CHECK UP.  Then I allow myself more snack.  Still not SCHEDULED snack.  Still leaving some room to lose a few pounds.  I figure I'm at a weight RIGHT NOW where I wanna lose 2-5 pounds overall.  PROBABLY 2-4.  INTERESTING VERY INTERESTING.
     Okay.  WAIT I can't get Oreo Thins.  Still got Stella Doro assorted cookies.  TRUE THEY AREN'T THIN.  Actually they're quite thick!  But gotta go with what ya have before getting more.  Presumably.  That' the way to go!  Then again who cares I'll get 'em anyway.  You idiots.  What else is up You Idiots.  YA KNOW WHAT scratch all that.  I'll eat as much snack as I want.  THE GOAL is to only want to eat The Right Amount.  YEAH.  Anyway.  The good news about Darkman is that it's not just an adequate movie that kept me entertained but that there are TWO MORE of them.  Was Sam Raimi involved in them?  Lemme LTURQ!  NOPE neither Sam Raimi or Liam Neeson were involved.  But it's still called Darkman huh?  GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME!  Great just great.  Coffee after next paragraph.  What else is up.  STILL not comfortable calling meal 2 of 4 Brunch.  I just don't like the idea of me having A Brunch.  DANGIT THERE'S NO GOOD SOLUTION TO THIS.  Brunch is the best solution and I'm not happy about it.  But it's still the best one I've got!  What if it's lunch and then 3rd and 4th meal... one is Dinner and one is Supper.  YEAH BUT WHICH ONE IS WHICH BRAINIAC.
     Okay.  They do that in Europe.  Right?  Dinner and supper are different things?  Better LTURQ.  I LOOKED IT UP AND STILL DON'T KNOW.  That's life I guess.  Anyway.  Diet worked more or less for one day but I'm not encouraged completely.  Period of time in the evening before Final Meal where I was jonzing for some snacking-into-binging.  I controlled myself BUT I WASN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.  What else is going on.  Not a lot of steak when you're dividing the steak and seafood into 4 meals.  But ya know what?  ENOUGH TO GET SOMETHIN' OUT OF IT.  So there's that.  Anyway.  I can have a snack between breakfast and, "Brunch."  Just make it a small one!  Fiber one brownie.  70 Calories.  TOTALLY REASONABLE.  We'll see how that goes.  Then again WILL WE REALLY SEE HOW IT GOES?  Yes.  Yes we will!  What else is up.  I feel like Baseball didn't take addressing their problems seriously enough.  First they went like 2 months without talking to each other at all.  The owners and the players union.  Then they were like OKAY WE'LL MEET ONCE A WEEK FOR 15 MINUTES.  Why the Hell weren't you just constantly conversationing the entire time you idiots.  IDIOTS.
     Hmm.  Coffee time!  YA KNOW WHAT instead of Oreo Thins get INDIVIDUAL PORTION PACKS of OREO MINIS.  Solid chance I'd open it and be like THIS IS ALL I GET?!!  Think I'll stick with the Thins.  THANKS A LOT.  I FEEL LIKE CRUNCHING INTO SOMETHING FOR SNACK.  Brownie ain't crunchy.  Soft!  Anyway.  Maybe just accept that I won't really like the weight I see next Wednesday.  And eat as much snack as I want.  But as much snack as I want means I lose about a pound or two a month.  And then I'm where I want to be in 2 months.  And then THAT'S IT PROBLEM SOLVED DIET SCHEDULE IS PERFECT AND LIFE IS MOVING ON TO SOMETHING ELSE TO OBSESS ABOUT.  Great!  Anyway.  I dunno.  FUCK IT I DON'T NEED THESE OREO THINS.  Maybe I DO need Oreo Minis though.  Let's go with that CAUSE I'M A DUMMY.  LOOK I'm gonna do the smart thing and not get either.  IF ONLY I COULD GET A SAMPLE OREO MINIS.  I'd pay for it of course.  But just ONE BAG not 10.  Or 5.  Whatever they sell ya.  Lemme LTURQ.  TWELVE?!?!  I can't commit to 12 of these bad boys.
     Anyway what else is crap.  Snack is sweet.  I wanna eat sweet.  Pancake is sweet.  Pancake is brunch.  I can wait until brunch to eat sweet.  INTERESTING LINE OF REASONING.  Seventh paragraph!  I suppose.  Not sure I've EVER been happy with a Popular Cookie Brand MINI.  Then again I'm not sure I've NEVER NOT NOT been happy with it.  I don't know is the point.  I've enjoyed THINS before though.  Maybe not as GREAT and FUN to eat as Regulars but I've appreciated some THINS.  What else is up.  Mets hired a Lady Director of Major League Operations.  Gotta imagine that job title is for a job that means something and the person has responsibilities somehow related to baseball and/or the business of baseball.  I don't know what it means off the top of my head.  MAYBE ARTICLE WILL TELL ME whereas the headline didn't.  NOPE NO ARTICLE IT'S A LINK TO A SHORT VIDEO ABOUT IT.  I don't watch short videos.  NO THANK YOU.
     Eighth paragraph!  Sure.  Gotta good idea for some CRUNCH snack.  Two Stella Doro assorted cookies.  YEAH THAT'LL CRUNCH IT UP BIG TIME.  BIG TIME RUSH.  NOT SURE WHAT THAT IS.  Cool.  Anyway turkey chili and yellow rice was okay.  Had half of the portion I bought of each.  Reasonable amount!  Finish it sometime next week.  Not bad!  Still too much of a hassle to get it again.  What hassle.  I dunno you figure it out.  Anyway Lunch #2 today is delicious kids meal version of Chicken Parm and Pasta.  NOW WE'RE TALKING.  This is the ideal generic Lunch #2.  Today is great.  Based on Lunch #2s at least.  Which is the glue that holds the entire day together.  Along with the glue of Every Other Part Of The Day.  Day needs to be covered in glue to hold it together.  I dunno why the day is so splintered and easy to fall apart.  Lucky thing I got all this glue!  Hmm.  What else is going on and crap.  BUCK SHOWLATER AS NEW MANAGER?!?!  I've heard of that guy before.  THIS IS GREAT NEWS.
     Anyway.  What else is up.  Was kinda looking forward to next two Darkmen thinking MAYBE Sam Raimi was involved.  I knew the odds are he wasn't.  But now that I know for sure he wasn't not enthusiastic about it at all.  Gotta think of some other TV Consumption to be enthusiastic about.  HMM THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  There's dozens of shows and movies out there but HOW DO I PICK A GOOD 'UN.  Hmm.  Have I seen JURASSIC PARK yet?  Yes.  DANGIT THAT WAS MY BIG IDEA I CAME UP WITH.  Hmm.  I dunno.  This entry is a lot like the last entry.  Which is a lot like every entry since I wanna say DECEMBER?  Probably in November I was still writing unique entries.  Once I started reaching ideal weight and dieting got complicated is when things fell off the rails.  Maybe that's a coincidence.  CORRESPONDENCE DOES NOT MEAN CASUALTY.  Anyway.  I can crunch into Chocolate Chip Pancake Point Twenty Five.  Put those suckers in the oven.  Leave em in long enough to become SLIGHTLY crunchy.  Not TOO crunchy.  But some crunch to em.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
     Last paragraph of the act!  I don't believe it.  Should I give BIG TIME RUSH the good ol' college try?  My best guess is NO.  Also my second through fourth best guesses.  Then my fifth best guess is YES.  I don't have time for any more guesses after 5, though.  I GOT THINGS TO DO.  What else is up.  Still undecided about SNACKING.  How serious do I wanna take Trying To Lose The Several Pounds I Gained Back.  And in what time frame.  THIS IS A TOUGH ONE.  I NEED TO KNOW THOUGH.  Can't just play it by ear. That's ANARCHY.  What else is up.  Is today KIND OF an ideal Meal Day?  Steak and seafood as last meal?  CHECK.  Kids Chicken Parm as penultimate?  CHECK.  Pancakes as Brunch?  NOPE.  It's a GREAT Brunch Meal BUT Sandwich is the Golden Standard so that's the ideal one.  NO CHECK.  What did I have for breakfast.  Ice Cream Sandwich and Granola Bar.  But SEMI INGULANT versions of each.  CHECK.  Time to take a walk.  CHECK PLEASE.

I Kind Of Forget What This Is Supposed To Be

    Think I'll hold off on snacking.  Wanting to eat crunchy chocolate cookie-ish thing?  Well clearly my body is just gearing up for lunch.  It's not that I need it NOW.  It's that I'm getting ready for it SOON.  Anyway.  DAMN MULTIPLES OF FIVES!  If it weren't for that I think I'd be at the ideal weight right now.  Maybe lose .5-1.0 pounds but possibly not even that.  So the point is THINK ABOUT THAT.  CONSIDER IT CAREFULLY.  MAYBE THINK ABOUT ADJUSTING MY LIFE DIET PLANS TOWARDS THAT KNOWLEDGE FACTIOD.  Or don't whatever I'm not here to tell me how to live my life.  What else is going on and crap.  I bet if I do some research I find out what a Director Of Major League Baseball Operations does.  Better LTURQ.  LOTTA HITS about Mets hiring this lady.  NO HITS about what it means.  Seems suspicious.  Maybe they made up this position just for them to hire a lady and get good press.  MAYBE NOT.  I'm leaning towards MAYBE NOT but ya never know these days do ya.
     Sure!  Coffee time now.  I think if I take a nap at some point over the day it'd really be a game changer to make my day great.  Yesterday rested in evening.  Between 5 PM Lunch and 9:30 PM Dinner.  For about 1 or 2 hours.  Not sure if I ever fell asleep but I got some nice laying in bed without thinking too hard in.  Some nice REST AND RELAXATION.  And didn't make me not wanna go to sleep at regular bed time.  So this is great!  TIME RESTING IS TIME NOT SNACKING.  PRESUMABLY.  YOU'D THINK SO WOULDN'T YOU.  Ugh.  What episodes am I up to in Tales From That Crypt.  OH THESE ONES.  Great.  I'll put these suckers on when this entry is over until I figure out something better to do.  Which may never happen.  So I'll cycle through Tales From That Crypt indefinitely over the rest of my life.  Win some sort of Prize or Award for how many times I've watched it.  ABOUT TIME I GET RECOGNITION FOR SOMETHING STUPID.
    Yeah!  Besides the ones I've watched, A DOZEN movies were just uploaded to SHUTTER: The SCREAMING Service.  Gotta imagine I can enjoy a few of those.  I DUNNO FOR SURE.  Perhaps I'll NEVER know for sure.  Man oh man if Baseball was on top of things I'd have been watching Spring Training FOR AN ENTIRE WEEK ALREADY.  DANGIT.  I wanna watch these Mets do stuff.  Lotta new great personnel.  And lots of old fan favorites!  I wanna see them play pick up games in the spirit of spring training.  OH well that's life I guess.  Anyway.  What else is going on in the wide world of sports.  Not sure why China cared for Russia to not invade Ukraine until after Olympics.  What does one thing have to do with the other.  I guess I'm an idiot then.  Also not sure why Olympics had to happen in the first place.  I guess I'm an idiot then.  Not sure why Russia had to invade Ukraine!!  Cause they're dumb.  OH OKAY guess I'm not an idiot then.
     Sure.  What else is up.  Easily gonna be done with entry presumably by the time I wanna eat lunch.  Maybe write some bonus paragraphs or something.  We'll play it by ear.  Which I don't like.  But sometimes ya gotta make sacrifices in life.  Like the Aztecs.  They sacrificed people all the time.  Because they had to!  God(s) demanded it!  What can ya do!  What else is going on and crap.  Figure I'll contact Apple Support about getting to Apple Music and Apple TV on my TV.  I said that yesterday but maybe I do it today.  It took me a week or two to finally contact UBISOFT about TV Speakers eliminating lag for ROCKSMITH.  But I did it eventually!  I can do this eventually.  You'd think so wouldn't you!  Anyway great just great.  YOU IDIOTS I can lose the 3 pounds from Ideal 118 LB Weight to EVEN MORE IDEAL DIVISIBLE BY 5 WEIGHT 115 LB EASILY over time.  I mean, let's say 3-4 months.  That's NOTHING.  I can do that with my hands tied behind my back GIVEN I'VE COME UP WITH A DIET THAT DOESN'T MAKE ME OVEREAT AT TIMES.  YOU IDIOTS.
     Last paragraph of the act!  That's how I do things.  What else is how I do things.  I dunno I don't do too much things.  And the things I do are dumb.  Also HOW I do the things I do which are dumb is ALSO dumb.  So leave me alone about it!  MAN OH MAN just imagine a nice Florida Spring Training game and THE WHOLE GANG IS THERE Gary Cohen Ron Darling Keith Hernandez and they're like  AH SPRING BASEBALL IT'S FUN and then the new Mets are in the lineup and field with the old classic fan favorite mets and they play baseball against rival times.  WHAT THE HELL.  We're missing out.  WHAT ARE YOU DUMB OR SOMETHING.  Just give the players a more equitable deal.  JUST DO IT HOW HARD IS THAT YOU'RE STILL GONNA MAKE A LOT OF MONEY YOU IDIOTS.  That's my hot take on Current Events.  Also I haven't been looking forward to spring training since maybe 2005?  I got into baseball over the course of the year last year but Spring Training it wasn't even on my radar yet.  BUT NOW IT IS AND I'M UPSET ABOUT IT.  Ok time to take a break.

Memories That Will Last Forever

    OKAY THIS IS IT, THIS IS IT.  Lose half a pound for week between Last Big Ol' Bange and Physician Appointment where they check my weight presumably.  THEN IMMEDIATELY go to maintenance diet with allowance for snacks in perpetuity.  Would presumably lose another 1-1.5 pounds over the next SEVEN weeks until Endocrine Appointment.  Then they check weight and I SHOULD BE HAPPY WHERE I'M AT.  Then stick with that amount of snacks IN PERPETUITY and drop from 7 walks to six.  I DON'T KNOW IF ALL THOSE NUMBERS WILL ADD UP.  But if they do SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN YOU IDIOTS.  Basically it involves me snacking a good BUT HEALTHY amount in just a few days!  And ultimately getting to What M yWeight Should Be Exactly If We Don't Consider Multiples Of Fives.  Amazing.  I'm gonna put pancakes in the oven after the next paragraph.  Amazing.
    How do I reconcile the ideas that I don't really need all these snacks especially with four meals so dieting shouldn't be too hard with well once I'm at maintance diet I can do all that snacking again great.  YA CAN'T.  You can be like OH SNACK A BIT MORE BUT WALK LESS.  WE TRIED THAT.  FAILED MISERABLY.  I gotta walk all these walks or Bad Things Happen.  Very bad things!  Anyway I might not put pancakes in oven when this paragraph is over.  I'm putting them in at 12 OKAY?  EITHER WAY.  Eating at 12:30 EITHER WAY.  That's how things go right now.  What else is going on and crap.  I feel like SIX walks won't hurt me.  I can do a six walk'r every day and not have the rest of my life somehow negatively effected in a way I don't quite understand.  So there's that.  Anyway what else is going on.  Just eat half the snacks and then once a week Do A Binge.  Like a six Hershey Bar with Almonds binge once a week.  That's NOTHIN'.  I can do that and a half the size binge.  Two binges a week!  ONE 1200 CALORIES ONE HALF AS MUCH.  What the Hell am I talking about.
    Sure!  What to watch when this is over.  Tales From That Crypt comes to mind.  What else is up.  Is Anti-Semitism an issue in Russian-Ukraine War.  I feel like Russia is propagandizing that Ukraine are Nazis.  But I also feel like Jewish President Of Ukraine is comparing this war to Hitler.  So I don't know what to think!  Maybe they cancel each other out.  LOOK I'm confident Ukrainians aren't Nazis.  Not 100% sure how much anti-Semitism is driving Russia, though.  Gonna have to look into that at some point where I feel the motivation to look into it which should be soon because it seems like something relevant that I ought to know about!  What else is up.  Maybe Jewish President isn't saying they're ANTI-SEMITISM specifically, just that the war of aggression has many parallels to Hitler.  Which is a fair point.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  NO SNACKS BETWEEN BREAKFAST AND LUNCH.  I DID IT.  Good thing in a week I can have snacks again between breakfast and lunch.  I've proven I don't need it so now's the time to start doing it again.  It's called BEING HEALTHY.
     What else is up and crap.  I take a walk to start the day.  I take a walk after each ACT.  Now I take a shower the next time I'm home after entry is done.  Take a walk right after that.  RUNNIN' THROUGH FIVE WALKS REAL QUICK IN THE DAY.  I'm down to six walks a day?  I take that at night?  Nice chunk of the day without walk BUT I feel I can survive and not go crazy with not knowing what to do with that part of the day.  THE TIME HAS COME.  In eight weeks.  More or less.  Maybe I like what I see when they check my weight in a week.  MAYBE LOTS OF STUFF.  Maybe I put pancake point twenty five in the oven 4 minutes ago.  NO MAYBE ABOUT IT I DID IT.  You idiots.  What else is up.  Fourth paragraph.  Might as well just write one more after this one.  That's all ya need!  The point is I'm re-upping with NUTRAGRAIN Breakfast Bars.  Blueberry worked well for me.  Gonna go with MIXED Berry this time.  Could be a mistake.  Probably is a mistake.  But sometimes we have to make mistakes to prove to ourselves that we're dumb a lot of the time.
     Last paragraph!  Great just great.  Entire day ahead of me.  So much stuff I can accomplish in terms of consuming entertainment.  Gotta imagine I settle upon some things that I get half of a blast out of.  Sure!  Going back to PEPSI after coke zero this past week.  Still have 1-2 unopened bottles of coke zero.  I figure this way I HAVE A CHOICE between pepsi and coke for at least a day or two.  I like the sound of that.  I don't know if I've ever had that going on for me.  Certainly not in my house.  OH at convenience stores, sure.  Well, a lot of the time NO CHOICE.  But sometimes there's a choice.  At restaurants or anything, hardly ever a choice.  And the point is AT HOME I don't know if I've ever been in stock with both diet coke and diet pepsi.  The point is THINGS ARE LOOKING UP.  I guess.  That might not be the point but it's certainly a point.  It might not be an accurate point but it is something someone can say is a point.  I'll see ya tomorrow.

-12:13 P.M.

Wednesday, March 2, 2022

Life Ain't What It Used To Be

    HELLO FRIENDS.  Had a nice big BANGE last night!  Looking back I have no regrets.  I regret that I gained roughly .75 pounds off the top of my head.  But that's part of life!  Also MAY HAVE BEEN A PRODUCTIVE BINGE.  This may not last me more than 2 hours, but I feel like hey maybe abandon ALL SCHEDULED SNACK TIMES.  I'm eating four meals a day.  Every four hours.  I shouldn't have to eat something else every 2 hours in-between!  Still give myself some allowance for snacks.  Maybe not quite as much.  Anyway this may be a game changer if it works out!  The point is Banging Is Part of Life.  Wait.  Banging is already a word.  I mean BANGE-ing.  There we go.  Look was 1 third to 2 thirds of the binge eating ALL THE SIX HERSHEY BARS?  YOU BET.  I'd do it again!  It was delicious.  The point is today is a new day.  No dumb stuff about trying to MAKE UP calories.  Except for eating less snacks like the plan.  GREAT.
    OK NOW TIME FOR SOME YUKK-EM-UPS.  Let's get started.  National Food Of The Tomorrow is... GOD DAMNIT FIVE THINGS.  Ok.  Fine.  Let's go through them.  THING ONE-- 33 Flavors Day.  I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.  I know Baskin Robbins is 31 flavors.  I'm guessing this is a rival ice cream operation that is desperate to one up (OR SHOULD I SAY TWO UP) the competition.  Let's LTURQ.  It was made to celebrate Baskin Robbins.  SOMEONE DIDN'T DO THEIR HOMEWORK.  BASKIN IS 31 FLAVORS.  The point is this is dumb on too many levels.  OKAY NEXT DAY OF TOMORROW-- Canadian Bacon Day.  OKAY.  Fine.  I've had Canadian Bacon.  IT's like ham.  Ham is the kind of sandwich I'll be having in a few hours.  THUS I'm celebrating Canadian Bacon Today.  Am I upset Canada is celebrated in OUR National Food Days?  NO.  Canada is a close friend of ours and I'm comfortable spreading the love to Canada.  OK NEXT FOOD OF THE FOOD DAY-- National Cold Cuts Day.  AGAIN I HAVE HAM AS A COLD CUT.  MOVING ON.  National Mulled Wine Day.  MULLED ISN'T A WORD.  But just in case it is lemme LTURQ what it means.  Mulled is Spiced.  FINE.  LAST FOOD OF THE TOMORROW IS National Soup It Forward Day.  THAT SOUNDS DANGEROUS.  I like soup.  I like paying it forward.  But paying SOUP forward, sounds like it's gonna spill.  BE CAREFUL OUT THERE.
     What else is up.  Baseball didn't meet deadline.  Games will be cancelled.  HOW DARE THE OWNERS WANTING TO MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE AND THE BASEBALL PLAYERS WANTING TO MAKE AS MUCH MONEY AS POSSIBLE.  Look the owners are gonna make more money than they should and the players will make less than they should whatever happens.  That's why I want Players Union to win.  Just get as close as possible to Fairness.  You won't REACH fairness but the closer you get the better!  Anyway what else is up.  People signed to contracts, does canceled season games get factored in?  If you're due 10 million dollars for the upcoming year, already signed and set up, and the year is cut by 1/10th, do you lose a million dollars?  I DON'T KNOW.  NOBODY DOES.  SURELY SOME PEOPLE DO.  BUT NOBODY I KNOW.  Maybe my Mom knows.  I dunno.  I don't know too many people but my Mom is certainly one of the persons I know.
     Yeah!  What else is going on.  I regret getting Turkey Chili and Spanish, "Yellow," Rice from Super Market!  Gotta eat some today for Lunch because no one else is gonna eat it!  Maybe I turn out liking it but right now it seems like a chore.  ALSO according to THEM the calories line up that half of each part of meal makes an entire meal.  IN REALITY I probably gotta split this into three meals!  WHAT THE HELL.  THAT'S HARD TO DO EVENLY.  GET OUT OF HERE WITH THAT BULLSHIT.  What else is up.  Lemme LTURQ what National Soup It Forward Day is.  Can't just be give a friend A Soup!  NOPE THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT IT IS.  Dangit.  The point is Maybe I Get Steak and Stuffed Mushrooms Tonight?  And Have it with Soup tonight instead of stuffed mushrooms?  MAYBE SURE I DUNNO.  Gonna have to think about that one LATER ON in the day.  What else is up.  It's too bad that the Hershey Bar with almonds didn't come EIGHT in a pack.  I'd be 1.25x More Happy last night!  DANGIT.
     Cool.  Coffee after this paragraph!  Amazing.  Am I in the mood for Ham Sandwich as of now?  No!  I want to eat something that's 60% sugar.  But that feeling will pass.  The more ham I eat the more closer I get to a healthy diet that is sustainable.  BESIDES I can have SIDE with ham sandwich.  Sweet side today if I feel like it!  AMAZING.  LOOK right now it'd already be time to have a snack.  And I IN REALITY kind of just had breakfast.  And I'm IN REALITY close to lunch-- 2 hours.  WHY SHOULD I NEED TO EAT NOW I POSIT THAT TO YOU.  Might not be using that word correctly.  "YOU."  What I mean to say is the guy and/or person who isn't me, isn't anyone else, but is the person who is left over.  Not me and not Anyone Else.  That's who YOU are.  I THINK that checks out?  What else is up.  Watched very little of state of union but read lots of quotes.  Good stuff.  I like the part where he's like yo check it out this is what I'm talkin' about lemme tell you.  Coffee time!  DANGIT NOW I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT SNACKING.
    Anyway.  SURE I CAN.  Think of something else to look forward to.  Taking a walk.  I get a blast and a half out of that!  I don't wanna rock the boat too much but do I get more lenient about when I'm eating meals?  I'm already lenient about the first two.  Breakfast is more or less when I'm motivated to get out of bed.  Brunch is more or less with Act III of entry.  I DUNNO.  DON'T ROCK THE BOAT TOO MUCH.  IT WILL TIP OVER AND WE"D FALL IN WATER AND GET WET AND THEN WHERE WOULD WE BE.  What else.  Wednesday.  Physical Check Up next week!  They'll take my weight and yesterday Big Bange will show up on it.  DANGIT.  OH WELL THAT'S LIFE LIVE WITH OR OR KILL YOURSELF THE CHOICE IS YOURS.  I wonder what the pettiest thing someone ever killed themselves for.  Gotta be some real petty shit that people were like WELL THAT'S IT CAN'T GO ON WITH THAT.  I'd read an article about it on the internet but I don't think it exists most likely!
     What else is up.  Still give myself ROOM for snacking.  Dunno how to decide though.  Oh this is the difference between wanting a snack and NOT having one and wanting a snack and YES Having One.  Who knows.  Anyway seventh paragraph!  Cool.  The point is LETS GO TO PERTH, AUSTRALIA.  Or any PERTH.  Perth Australia is my first choice, though.  Hmm better LTURQ.  Other Perths.  LOTS OF PERTHS.  Most notably on Scotland.  They're all over but in Scotland is a real substantial Perth apparently.  I'd go to Scotland.  Not sure why.  Just seems like something someone should do before they kill themselves for a relatively petty reason.  Hmm.  Looks like Chocolate Chip Pancake is VERY MUCH in the mix for dinner tonight.  That'll satisfy my sweet tooth and keep me going throughout the day to look forward to.  Also I will have 1.75 pancakes!  Lately I've been having 1.5 as a regular meal.  NOPE.  Now it's 1.75.  And have the other 1.25 as a BRUNCH MEAL.  YOU IDIOT.
     Sure.  Odds are I start eating ham sandwich and like it.  Odds are I eat turkey chili with rice and like it!  But they're not chocolate bars with almonds in them so who knows if they're any good or not.  That's all I know in life right now.  Hershey Bar with almond is good.  Everything else is Unknown.  Great just great.  Anyway.  I like how New Met Max Scherzer is VERY involved in players union.  I liked how he was one of the best pitchers in baseball not just now but in history.  I DIDN'T like how old he was.  But I LOVE how much of a Union guy he is.  Very endearing!  Now we're talkin'!  Even if he gets injured and can't pitch he can presumably participate in Union.  WOW THIS GUY IS GREAT.  Also maybe he will form A More Perfect Union With Me and get engaged?  Can't rule anything out at this point.  Is that still legal.  I feel like at this point we might have made gay marriage illegal again.  Gonna have to look into that one.  You can't stop Gay Engagement.  It's not legally binding.  You can say okay we can't get married now but we're engaged to be married once the opportunity comes.  Sounds fair.
     Penultimate paragraph!  Of the act!  LOOK I thought ham sandwich was clunking up my day but then I remembered turkey chili and JEEZ.  Why can't I just stuff some sugar down my gullet.  Doesn't seem fair!  What else is going on and crap.  I think it's a relatively fairly decent thing I bange ate all the hershey bars.  Dunno what else they'd be good for.  1.5 of them wouldn't work as a breakfast.  Just doesn't seem like it would feel right.  Having one as a post dinner dessert obviously wouldn't work either.  Cause that's how it started.  And it turned into me eating all of them.  So basically got that out of my system.  HOLY CRAP I CAN GET IT AGAIN NEXT WEEK AND DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.  Gonna have to look into that one.  Maybe once I've lost 2-5 pounds and REALLY am happy where I'm at I can do that once a week.  Sounds like a decent way to eat excess calories I got left over.  Possibly THE MOST decent way.
     Last paragraph of the act!  YEAH.  I like and/or dislike how hershey bar with almonds gives you no suggestions on how big bites to have.  No indentations or anything where it's like okay bite off here for this portion.  NOPE ONE BIG SOLID BLOCK.  Wonderful.  Maybe I'd like chili more and ham sandwich more if I switched the order.  WHAT.  THAT'S ROCKING THE BOAT.  BRUNCH IS FOR SANDWICHES.  YEAH.  Let's not rock the boat in that sense.  Anyway the good news about ham sandwich is I get to decide on A SIDE to eat.  Could be a sweet side.  Not an insigifnat amount, either!  WONDERFUL THAT'S IN TWO HOURS ROUGHLY.  MAYBE A LITTLE SOONER.  What else is up.  THEY CALL IT CHILI, BUT IT SURE SEEMS HOT TO ME!!!  Thanks!  Got a few movies from SHUTTER: The SCREAMING Service I can watch today.  That'd be fine just fine.  The DARKMAN Franchise.  I feel like I probably watched it once before but I don't remember anything.  Seems worth a shot.  Great. Time for break in entry.  Be back soon.

I Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way

    Hmm.  Internet really seems to insist that I can have half of turkey chili and half of Spanish Yellow Rice as a meal without breaking the bank calorie wise.  That makes this easier.  Half the reason I didn't want it was dividing it into thirds!  Knowing I can just scoop out Halves and microwave that makes it a lot better.  GREAT JUST GREAT.  SAVE THAT CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKE FOR TOMORROW.  Have the 1.25 pancakes as Brunch tomorrow and save the 1.75 pancakes for a dinner THE NEXT DAY.  Tonight?  PART OUT OF 4 OF STEAK AND SEAFOOD BUT THIS TIME IT'S STEAK AND SOUP.  Pay it forward!  Having a soup!  Look is Matzoh Ball delicious?  Sure.  Does it REPLACE calories that would be there from excess noodles and/or chicken?  MAYBE.  If I knew for sure it did SIGN ME UP WITH MATZOH BALL.  However if it's just an extra 75-150 calories NO THANKS.  The point is I forget.  Maybe have ice cream sandwich/bar as side with ham sandwich.  Sure.
     What else is going on and crap.  Whatta do with the rest of my day.  Hopefully NOT think about food all day.  That's the dream, right?  Ya eat meals every four hours.  That's pretty good!  You can PICK YOUR MEALS.  Healthy AND delicious-- it's all up to you!  Then the rest of the time JUST DO OTHER STUFF.  Sounds about right.  Anyway.  Got big incentives these days to get through Act IIs.  Cause normally I'm deep enough into the day that by the time I'm done with act II and done with walk after act II and ready to start Act III it's Time Enough To Have Brunch.  AND EATING IS FUN I THINK WE'VE COVERED ALL THAT.  Ugh.  Then there's the question of if I actually get in tune with current diet plan of minimal snacking and lose back 2-5 pounds... WHAT THEN.  Gotta do SOMETHING with the calories.  Otherwise I keep losing weight and that's not healthy at a point!  And I don't wanna cut down walks.  WALKING IS MY THING.  Just let them accumulate and have big binges 1-2 times a week.  Best idea I could come up with.  And it's a good one!  Amazing.
     Sure.  What to watch immediately after entry is over.  TAKING A WALK.  What to watch after watching myself taking a walk.  TAKE A SHOWER.  What to watch after watching myself take a shower.  POSSIBLY PORNOGRAPHY.  Well that's great just great.  Anyway.  Still not in the right mindset for adjusting diet.  Sure I successfully skipped a snack but I'm still thinking too much about it!  At this rate it's only a matter  of time before I BANGE EAT again and/or give up completely trying to limit snacks.  GOTTA GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD.  Hmm what else can I put in my head.  Some sort of screwdriver.  GREAT NOW I GOTTA FIND A SCREWDRIVER.  Or I could have vodka and orange juice.  WELL THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE BEST CASE SCENARIO OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS.  But I have no vodka!  And it'd be a hassle and a half to get vodka and deal with my parents' bullshit  So Vodka isn't in the cards unfortunately for now.  Once they start selling NEXT beer I can maybe try that.  THAT could be in the cards.  Fascinating.  They better get started on that. 
     Penultimate paragraph of the act.  What else is crap.  KINDA looking forward to chili at this point?  Knowing I can split it in half?  Mostly looking forward to it though because it means I won't have to eat it again for another week.  Get back into eating things I wanna eat.  Let's get this sucker out of the way!  Amazing.  AT THIS POINT NOT SO HUNGEY AT ALL.  Maybe have 4.5 hour breaks between meals instead of 4.  THAT WAY LAST MEAL IS AT 9:30 PM WHICH IS WHEN I HAD DINNER FOR MOST OF THE TIME I WAS HARDCORE DIETING LAST YEAR.  WORKED OUT WELL THEN.  Or maybe I shouldn't make sweeping changes based on how I feel in One Particular Minute.  Gonna have to look into that one.  WELL here's a good sweeping change to consider-- just be more flexible.  Brunch can be from 12-2 or something.  WIDE RANGES OF TIME.  This could be the game changer that changes everything!  UP TO AND INCLUDING THE GAME.
     Last paragraph of the act.  What else is up.  The premise being, for brunch, I can have it with act III or AFTER act III.  Or AFTER walk AFTER Act III.  Or even AFTER shower AFTER walk AFTER Act III.  At that point we're looking at maybe just three meals for that day.  THIS IS COMPLICATED STUFF.  I've spent an entire several months on it and I'm still very far away from cracking this case wide open.  Anyway.  The thing is I AM AT A REGULAR ACCEPTABLE WEIGHT RIGHT NOW.  But WHAT TO DO, WHAT TO DO.  Even if I wanted to stay where I'm at.  WHAT TO DO ABOUT HOW TO DO THAT WITHOUT BEING UNHEALTHY ABOUT IT.  LIFE IS TOO HARD.  Actually it's pretty easy.  I feel like one day, some day soon, I'm gonna crack this case wide open and be like oh now I get it and then it's not an issue at all anymore for the rest of my days or at least months.  Great.  Time to take a walk.  I'll be back soon.

People Are Starting To Catch On

    Right now feels like I'll have Brunch after entry but before walk and/or shower normally coming after entry.  YEAH.  HEY.  Just came up with new schedule where I'm eating my 4 meals 4.5 hours apart.  Which would line up with Brunch following end of entry.  Most days!  I'd have to be ON SCHEDULE from now on more or less.  I CAN DO THAT.  I've done it before.  I'll do it again!  Anyway the point is I can really dig this.  I like the idea of having Late Dinner Again.  Then there's no rumination time for snacking.  Oh I sleep soon.  Maybe I have a small snack beforehand, maybe I don't.  Either way I get THE JOY OF GOING TO SLEEP.  And if I'm not thinking about snacking at night THAT CARRIES OVER into the next day.  Basically GAME CHANGER.  8/12:30/5:00/9:30 MEALS YOU IDIOT.  Still taking seven walks.  Waking up and going to bed more or less same time.  YOU IDIOT.  What else is going on and crap YOU IDIOT.
     Yeah!  I already told my Dad a week or two ago I'm trying out having Four Meals A Day.  So there's no confusion there from him.  He won't be like YOU EATING TOO MANY MEALS WHAT THAT ALL ABOUT BOY.  Maybe he feels that way but I dunno.  The point is GAME CHANGER.  Think I'm gonna have a nice ice cream sandwich after ham sandwich.  Two sandwiches in a row!  Less indulgent ice cream sandwich.  Delicious all the same!  Ham sandwich gonna be good.  Pretty filling.  I LIKE THE BREAD.  And I'm getting used to the idea of looking forward to the ham.  The point is all in all do I still got any jalepeno peppers in the fridge.  In a jar.  I could try putting that on.  I won't LIKE IT but I can try it just the same.  I got BBQ sauce, too.  AGAIN I won't like it but I can try it why not.  The point is what else is great.  Start watching TV with lunch.  That's how the TV DAY STARTS NOW.  Finish entry.  Set up lunch.  Then I'm like HMM I WONDER WHAT I'M GONNA PUT ON THE TELEVISION SET.  This is the life I chose.  YEAH!  Amazing.
     Sure!  Probably go right to one of those new SHUTTER movies.  I started watching it last night but then something happened and I stopped after 5 minutes.  Can't remember what happened.  Maybe the banging started or something.  Either way give that another shot.  FROM MINUTE ZERO.  I'll watch the first five minutes again sure why not.  Anyway what else is going on.  Ya know how many snacks I've had today?  NONE.  Gotta imagine that'll be sustainable over time.  Well gotta imagine it'll be halfway sustainable for 5-10 days.  Then we're due for a nice Big Bange.  ALRIGHT sounds like a plan.  What else is going on.  Any yukk-em-ups I can get into.  THE TIME FOR YUKK-EM-UPS HAS LONG SINCE PASSED.  Now's the time for writing 2 and a half more paragraphs so I can finally enjoy Delicious Lunch.  Maybe lunch won't be punctuated with ice cream sandwich.  Maybe I have a nice CHIP or THIN OF WHEAT as a constant side to sandwich.  It's a big decision.  I dunno.
     Penultimate paragraph.  Jeez.  ORDER SOME ICED COFFEE FROM SUPER MARKET.  Not sure where that idea came from.  But now I can't get it out of my head!  So I think I'll do that.  SURE I CAN AFFORD A THIRD CUP OF COFFEE, THIS ONE BEING ICED, I"M HAVING LESS SNACKS YOU IDIOT.  Anyway today is Wednesday.  PERFECT day to watch this Shutter movie.  Ah finished entry-work for the day, settling in with delicious lunch that is the first of two lunches, relaxing, letting go a bit, HEY PUT ON THIS MOVIE THIS'LL BE ENTERTAINING, a whole day ahead of me, did I mention it's Wednesday?!!?!  A whole half a week ahead of me with very little responsibilities.  This is gonna be a half a week to remember.  The point is life is looking up and up!  COOL.  I feel like I'm supposed to pour super market iced coffee over ice.  I HAVE NO ICE.  Ice machine in freezer either doesn't work or isn't set up to work.  Either way I think I can get SOMETHING out of it without it being combined with ice itself.
     Anyway.  Gonna have lunch not so late in reference to current schedule.  Not so late at all!  What else is up.  I don't FEEL like having soup tonight.  I feel like having a stuffed mushroom.  WHY CAN'T I HAVE ONE OF THE STUFFED MUSHROOOMS TONIGHT.  Interesting question.  Also I'm not sure who I'm directing it to.  One of you out there is determining what I can have for dinner but I'M NOT SURE WHO and also once I pinpoint who I'M NOT SURE HOW TO CHANGE THEIR MIND.  What else is going on and crap.  Not sure I'm happy with my current eating station.  Been eating meals at my nighttable but maybe I should be doing it at my desk???  The non-computer desk?  The one facing the window.  That's counterintuitive because I'd have to SWIVEL MY CHAIR to see the TV (WHICH CAN POSSIBLY BE IN THE CARDS) but maybe it's better that way OVERALL.  The point is the entry is over and tomorrow will presumably either be the same quality or worse.  SEE YA THEN!

-12:38 P.M.

Tuesday, March 1, 2022

I'm Not Trying Very Hard

    Hey!  Had a lot of MightNight Snacking last night.  Will make up for it today by skipping lunch.  Nice thing about having four meals a day.  You can skip one and have a nice reasonable 3 meals a day.  Breakfast is barely a meal.  Also remaining BRUNCH meal isn't so big.  FINE I GET IT GET OFF MY CASE.  Anyway.  That works itself out.  Accepting Amazon Fresh Delivery this afternoon.  Where does Amazon Fresh stand on Ukraine.  And is it different than the rest of Amazon.  My guess is they'd be pro-Ukraine.  That seems to be where the people are and they wanna get on the good side of people.  So people would continue using their services.  Then again Russians won't want to use Amazon Fresh anymore.  OH well that's their loss!  Hmm.  Gonna push back Brunch one feeding time so everything is symmetrical.  Still have a lowercase snack at least each feeding time.  AMAZING.  Thinking about regularly going with Even Smaller Lowercase Snacks Sometimes.  Like a 40 cal fudgesicle or a 60 cal tootsie pop.  WHY NOT LETS SAVE SOME CALORIES.
     Whatever.  I feel like I dreamt about Tenacious D somehow last night and today I am wearing a Tenacious D shirt.  What was the dream.  Hmm.  No way of knowing.  I just can't totally recall.  Pretty sure it wasn't ABOUT the shirt.  I'd remember that.  You don't forget a dream like that!  Anyway crap and crap.  Brunch/Lunch'll be a breakfast sandwich burrito which is slightly too big for breakfast.  And if I add some side to it it works out to be a perfect brunch.  Or don't add a side!  WE'LL SEE WHAT FEELS RIGHT.  I'll see.  You can only speculate.  Dummy.  Anyway substantial progress between MLB Owners and Players?!?!  They extended the deadline to make a deal before having to postpone the season???!?!  PEOPLE ARE TALKING TO EACH OTHER ABOUT THINGS?!?!?!  This is great just great.  Look UKRAINE is like the Players Association and RUSSIA is like the Owners.  Oh now I get it.  Anyway what else is going on.
     Yeah!  MARCH HUH.  I can live with that.  I gotta do it for 31 days?  Sounds good.  I can think of plenty of worse months than March.  PLENTY.  Just went downstairs to make sure I Turned coffee on.  I didn't!  I did now.  Should be ready by time I need it in 2 paragraphs.  AMAZING.  I don't think I'm mentally prepared for when Ukraine War starts turning in Russia's favor.  I've been spoiled that UKRAINE KICKIN' SOME ASS.  Maybe they'll continue to kick ass, maybe they won't.  We don't know!  Also it kinda sucks that this is Entertainment???  HEY UKRAINE IS DOING WELL IN WAR ALRIGHT THIS IS FUN.  WAR ISN'T FUN.  EVEN WHEN YOUR SIDE IS KICKING ASS.  I'm just being honest about my feelings you jerk.  I know I'm wrong!  Anyway what else is going on.  Also who knows how much ass Ukraine is kicking.  They're dominating the narrative right now but what do I know.  Nothin'.  I don't know Nothin' About Nothin'!  Oh well that's life.
     National Food Of The Tomorrow is... National Banana Cream Pie Day and National Egg McMuffin Day.  Look I like an Egg Muffin sandwich.  Delicious. I DON'T like them narrowing it down to MCMuffins.  I don't want a general National Food Celebration Day to KOWTOW to a particular McDonalds Corporation.  Not sure I've ever used the word, "Kowtow," in print before.  IT WAS FUN.  Anyway Banana cream pie don't sound great.  But what can ya do!  Nothin'!  We GOTTA celebrate it tomorrow or be ostracized by the rest of society.  Hmm.  Coffee'll be ready enough in a few sentences.  Maybe not 100% done, maybe so.  But certainly enough for me pouring my standard cup.  CERTAINLY INDEED.  State Of The Union is tonight.  I may watch it, I may not!  Probably should.  Gotta find out what the state of the union is and this is my best opportunity.  IT's SPECIFICALLY about that.  Coffee time.  Starting... NOW!
     YEAH.  Upcoming snack will be Breakfast Treat.  Which was also what I did a lot of my MightNight Snacking on!  GREAT only 2 left after this one.  Make room for the ASSORTED STELLA DORO cookies instead of the BREAKFAST TREAT Stella Doro Cookies.  My Dad eats those!  I'm off the hook for having to eat all of 'em!  Anyway another good idea for a Regularly Scheduled Small Snack.  ONE cookie.  Even TWO isn't so big.  MAYBE EVEN TEN JUST FOR FUN.  Huh.  What else is going on and crap.  Any interesting crap I can watch today For Fun.  I dunno.  Listen to more of my music in surround sound.  OH I GET IT THIS IS WHAT MUSIC SOUNDS LIKE NOW FOR NOW.  That sort of thing.  HEY gotta flip the page on World Travel Calendar.  Let's see where they're telling me to travel IN March... PERTH, WESTERN AUSTRALIA.  SOUNDS GOOD.  I like the sound of that.  Let's READ THE PARAGRAPH ABOUT IT.  WOW IT'S NOT JUST THE CAPITAL OF AUSTRALIA BUT ALSO A NICE TOWN WITH STUFF.  I'm sold!  Any good Patriotism Days this month?  DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME IS THE 13TH.
     Great.  Just great!  What else is Great.  Just Great!  Am I SURE this breakfast treat is the right snack for right now.  CAN I DO BETTER.  This is a tough one.  Good news is I get another shot at picking the right snack in 2 hours.  Think I'm gonna go with KASHI GRANOLA BAR.  My favorite bar of the last few weeks!  But I've been not having it all the time because I didn't have a huge supply.  RE-UPPING WITH 'EM TODAY.  I CAN HAVE ONE NO PROBLEM.  Also on the bigger side of a lowercase snack.  DON'T MATTER.  MEANS NOTHING.  EAT IT FOR UPCOMING SNACK THAT ISN'T IMMINENT SNACK.  Ugh.  What else is going on.  Man oh man there's like a 20-25% chance off the top of my head that Baseball will be like WE FIGURED IT OUT!  BASEBALL WILL BE ON SCHEDULE NO GAMES CANCELLED.  I like the sound of that.  Not the ODDS of it.  But the sound of it happening sounds good.  So there's that.  Anyway.  Hmm.
     Yeah!  Just realized I started coffee a paragraph early.  DANGIT.  That's life I guess.  Specifically Right Now.  I can't say if it's life in General but it IS my life for right now this very moment.  Anyway.  It's DUMB to do the once a week no snack thing.  Then I'm in my head about it All Week dreading it.  Then again it's SMART to do it because it adds up to roughly half a pound a month if I do it 100%.  Then again SHUT UP GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.  Hmm.  Snack after this paragraph.  I think it's the right move.  Breakfast Treat, I mean.  I'm making the right decision.  The point is I wasn't wearing anything last night including underwear as I went up and downstairs to get MightNight Snacks.  And my Mom was awake for most of it.  And at some point she got frustrated and was like look are you still not wearing clothes.  And I was like CORRECT I AM STILL NOT.  So that's how this paragraph ends!
     Eighth paragraph!  Delicious.  Pretty much planned out meals for the week.  Breakfast is half the time breakfast sandwich, half the time sweet stuff.  Lunch is sandwiches most of the time.  Lunch is One-off meals, mostly Super Market ones.  Dinner is mostly multi-part Delivery Meals.  Have a Completely Sweet-ish Meal 7-10 times a week at SOME point in the day.  THAT INCLUDES GRIDDLECENTRIC MEALS YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN RIGHT.  So I got that going for me.  DELICIOUS NUTRITIOUS AND SUSTAINABLE.  Bad thing about breakfast treat is that it leaves a lot of crumbs.  And I just have to deal with that!  Oh well.  It's still a cookie that I get to eat.  A big cookie.  Relatively.  What else is going on and crap.  Getting healthy-but-semi-more-indulgent-ice-cream-sandwich box which is HALF CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM IN THE MIDDLE.  WOW.  I can be like hey do I want vanilla now or chocolate.  THE BALL IS IN MY COURT NOW.
     Ugh.  What else is going on.  I forget.  Chickened Pot Pie for dinner!  I enjoyed the crap out of that the last time I got it.  Fun stuff!  I leave it in for a long time when I'm heating it up and my parents oven-shame me about it but screw them I Know What I Like.  Ninth paragraph.  Think I'm gonna stick with KALE veggie burger for next week and not Carrot and Parsnip.  I KNOW I like kale.  Why mix thing up.  THEN AGAIN MAYBE I SHOULD MIX THINGS UP.  DANGIT I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.  Carrot doesn't sound great as the main base for a burger!  Lets be honest!  We got no reason not to be!  What, we're worried we're gonna hurt Carrots' feelings?  They don't care.  They're vegetables!  Anyway.  TWO Democratic follow up States Of Unions after Biden.  Gotta wonder the logic in that.  Certainly they don't wanna UNDERMINE Biden's State Of Union.  But they might be like hey all that was good BUT ALSO THIS STUFF IS EVEN BETTER THAN WHAT HE SAID.  Can't just be a REBUTTAL.  That's divisive!  One more paragraph I guess and then it's time to walk I guess.
     YEAH!  I saw Disney's DOUG is available on Disney Plus.  Not NICKELODEON'S DOUG.  Which is the real Doug.  But I'd watch some Disney's Doug too, sure, why not.  He's just like me!  Some guy!  Wonderful.  In addition to trying not to MightNight snack every night and mostly failing, I try not to microsnack each day and mostly fail.  Which means eating animal crackers, microanimal crackers, the odd pop chip or two here and there, and MORE GUM THAN I NEED.  I cut out MicroSnacking and MightNightSnacking and I'm sitting pretty.  Wonderful.  Once I get started it'll be easy.  Get 2-3 days in a row without 'em and then it becomes easy.  Probably.  Not sure what I'm basing that on exactly.  Anyway.  AM getting Hershey Bars with Almonds today.  Off the top of my head I'll eat 1.5 of them tomorrow breakfast!  HMM haven't even really thought about that until just now.  I knew IN THEORY oh I could have 1.5 as breakfast.  Sounds kinda dumb but I can do it.  Now I realize Hey I can do it TOMORROW and it doesn't sound DUMB AT ALL.  SOUNDS DELICIOUS.  Anyway I'll be back in a little bit.

Take This Title For Example

    HEY!  Looking forward to some Joe Biden Talking.  I bet he projects strength and clarity.  Cause this guy has been knocking it out of the park lately with Ukraine-Russia Crisis.  Something tells me this guy who spend decades in politics and 8 years as vice president and now over one year as president KINDA KNOWS WHAT HE'S DOING???  Interesting!  ALSO INTERESTING is I have 2 Breakfast Treats left and I may have one as next snack AND have last one as side-snack for Brunch-Lunch-Breakfast-Burrito.  Maybe that's why I had so many as MightNight Snacks.  I knew I was getting Other Stella Doro cookies and was like well there's not room for both of 'em in cabinet.  Sounds reasonable.  Anyway what else is going on and crap.  Saving coffee #2 for Act #3.  That's the way I do things!  Saving shower for after walk #4 after act #3.  That's the way I do things!  Next snack will be after walk #3 at beginning of act #3.  That's the way I do things!  What's going on again.
    Dunno if I make Brunch equidistant between breakfast and dinner OR if I simply put it off until when LUNCH normally would be.  We'll see how I feel!  SURE GREAT WHAT ELSE.  Looks like one compromise they might make is 12 team playoffs in MLB.  I DON'T LIKE THAT.  If every team makes the playoffs what's the point of the season.  AH but only 12 teams make the playoffs.  So what.  IN any given season there's like 12 teams that are fighting it out for playoff spots.  Now they're just all gonna make the playoffs.  And the teams that have no shot probably still have very little shot of sneaking in.  NOT A FAN.  Maybe I'll be a fan after I see how it works.  MAYBE LOTS OF THINGS.  What else is up.  Hershey Bar and 2 cookies or something as a tomorrow breakfast.  That's one way to go.  Means I won't have to rely on my Even Snapping Ability which is good.  Cause I have little faith I'm a good Evenly Snapper Guy.
    What else is up.  ONE GOOD REASON to have Brunch-Lunch-Breakfast-Burrito at 2 and not 4 is that I'm expecting delivery between 3 and 5.  I can't have my burrito eating interrupted.  That would ruin everything.  NOT REALLY IT WOULDN'T BE A BIG DEAL.  Oh well that's life.  What else is going on and crap.  When this act is done I take a walk.  Then I get back.  THEN I EAT SNACK.  Maybe go with KASHI GRANOLA BAR I COVET.  AMAZING WE'LL SEE HOW IT ALL PLAYS OUT IN THE END.  No reason to think Today Won't Be Good.  I still got to watch some TV IN SURROUND SOUND.  It's like watching TV but somehow I enjoy it more for some reason.  It feels NEWER to me.  Maybe because my ears aren't as good as when they were kids.  So now I'm watching the Intro to Tales From That Crypt in higher quality surround sound and I get more in the mood and am like YEAH THIS IS LIKE A TREAT WATCHING IT AS A KID LATE AT NIGHT.  Feels more URGENT.  Feels more INTENSE.  GET OFF MY BACK ABOUT IT.
     Huh.  Penultimate paragraph of the act!  Wonderful.  I might wait 10-15 minutes after next walk before snack.  WE'LL SEE HOW IT GOES YOU IDIOTS.  Chocolate Ice Cream Sandwiches.  ARE THEY EVEN ALLOWED TO DO THAT?!?!  The sandwich part of ice cream sandwiches is almost always chocolate.  You can't double up on chocolate.  APPARENTLY YOU CAN, THESE PEOPLE ARE DOING JUST THAT.  I'm excited is the point.  Dunno when I'm gonna have it but POSSIBLY at 6 PM Feeding Time seems reasonable!  What else is going on and crap.  LOOK the amount of Deli Meat and Veggie Burger Portions is I get 2 mealsworth of each at a time.  I've been thinking about REALLY leaning into having sandwiches as brunch and having both every week.  As well as other sandwich-ish meals to fill out the rest of the week.  MAYBE THAT'S TOO MUCH.  Maybe only one turkey sandwich and one veggie burger sandwich a week.  MAYBE THAT'S TOO LITTLE.  WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO YOU IDIOTS HELP ME.  But don't be idiots about it.
     Last paragraph of the act.  What else is going on.  BUYING SOME EGG WHITES.  Pair that with bagel once a week as a Brunch.  Kinda qualifies as a sandwich.  It may EXACTLY qualify as a sandwich.  More likely it's half sandwich.  I sort of cut bagel in half, lightly toast it, and have BITES where it's egg on bagel and then bites where it's NOT egg on bagel.  SOUNDS FUN AND PRODUCTIVE.  What else is going on and crap.  Get to have coffee with the next act.  That's pretty cool!  Today is kind of a chore on account of NO LUNCH but also it's kind of good because HEY SURROUND SOUND TV PRETTY SOON.  Wonder what it'll be like to watch SOTU in surround sound.  I hope GOOD.  What else is up.  GET SOME KOBE STYLE ROAST BEEF FROM SUPER MARKET.  Not as low calorie as turkey or Veggie burger but it's not as bad as other things.  PLUS delicious PLUS mixes thing up.  So basically life is looking PRETTY GOOD for next week.  I'll be back in a little bit.

The People Demand As Much

    HEY!  Time to wrap up the entry.  Got penultimate Breakfast Treat and Ultimate Coffee Of The Day.  Maybe try dunking the treat in the coffee JUST A LITTLE to see what all the fuss is about.  Let's do that.  HMMM.  DOESN'T TASTE GOOD.  Now I know for the future.  Anyway now I know in the future on regular day ALREADY TIME FOR BUNCH-- THE THIRD BIGGEST MEAL OF THE DAY.  Unless you count All Accumulated Snacks as meal.  Then it's the fourth biggest meal of the day.  Anyway gonna have Brunch-Lunch-Breakfast Burrito for when I would normally have lunch!  Have either GREAT GRANOLA BAR or KIND OF FUN APPLE as NEXT Feeding Time.  The point is hey what else is going on and crap.  Wrap up entry.  Take a walk.  Take a shower.  Then we're already almost at the time for next feeding time.  MAN OH MAN SO MANY FEEDING TIMES.  WHAT A WONDERFUL LIFE???  More feeding times than you idiots are indulging in, I can say that much.  AND I CAN AFFORD IT.  LOTTA WALKING.  LOTTA SETS OF SITUPPING AND PUSHUPPING.  YOU IDIOT.
    What else is up.  Look would it be GREAT and FUN to have that last Breakfast Treat now?  NO.  It's be a stunning rebuke of my self control powers.  I'd feel terrible about it.  SO FUCK THAT.  Anyway Australia.  Perth.  Let's do it.  Sign me up for some PERTH.  Nice name.  I don't hate it!  Also their pitch was PERTH might be the capital of Australia (MIGHT NOT BE TOO) but it's not some bustling metropolis.  Nice fun subdued town.  Also it's called PERTH.  How bad can it be?  Anyway.  I WILL have delicious Kashi Granola Bar at some point today.  I PROBABLY will have delicious CHOCOLATE Ice Cream Sandwich at some point today.  I will PROBABLY have 1.5 Chocolate Bars as breakfast tomorrow.  Well we're all caught up now on what's great in my life.  WE WERE CAUGHT UP ON THAT BEFORE.  I had said as much over the entry so far, just not all in one place.  WELL NOW IT'S ALL IN ONCE PLACE AND IT'S DELICIOUS.
     Great.  Is there a GOFUNDME which helps baseball happen.  Not sure who the recipients would have to be of the Go Funding.  But it seems like something to consider.  Probably would take over a billion dollars to settle the squabbles.  WELL YA GOTTA STAR SOMEWHERE.  What else is up.  All the money you'd be doing dealing with Russia, just transitional that to dealing with Major League Baseball (AND the players union).  PROBLEM SOLVED TWO BIRDS ONE STONE.  Anyway.  I dunno if I can watch Democratic Follow Ups to State of That Union.  Might be too late for me.  Even State of Some Union might be too late for me.  I'm getting sleepy at that point and that's part of life.  Also-- SLEEPY JOE-- does that mean HE'S sleepy or does it mean he makes US sleepy?  Haven't seen this addressed explicitly yet.  Maybe it comes up tonight.  I guess we'll have to wait and see.  Based on how today is going do I NEED to eat four meals?  Maybe not.  BUT if I wanna consume 2250-2550 calories a day, this is a pretty good way to do it!  Healthwise.  I'm covering all the bases and whatnot YOU IDIOTS.  Yes everyone knows Stella Doro BREAKFAST TREATS are an important part of a balanced diet.  Really?  That's good!  I wasn't sure myself.  But now that I hear everyone knows it I'm VERY encouraged.
     Penultimate paragraph!  What else is up and crap.  Adjusting back to 2 cups of coffee a day after doing 3 isn't so bad.  I can live with 2 pretty well.  Don't need the third.  So there's that!  HMM ROAST BEEF SANDWICH ONCE A WEEK?  That's something I can REALLY get behind.  KOBE ROAST BEEF?  That' the fanciest roast beef there is!  Probably not.  Gotta imagine there's 3 or 4 level of roast beef above Kobe that we Pleabs haven't even HEARD of.  They keep it a secret.  Not only can we not have it but we're not even permitted to know about it.  Oh well that's life I guess.  LOOK was I imagining hey half the time brunch can just be a big cookie or something.  Sure!  But now it's been demoted to once a week.  Which is GOOD.  Ya don't wanna get in the habit of having Dessert Meals past Breakfast.  NOT GOOD FOR YOUR CONSTITUTION.  So there's that.  Right now the cookie I have in store for brunch next week is BLACK AND WHITE.  DELICIOUS.  Had it as part of BANGE a few days ago.  Filling enough for Brunch I feel-- obviously I'm surviving with a brunch that's just 1 breakfast treat-- and DELICIOUS and on track calorie wise.  THAT'S IT.  THAT'S THE PARAGRAPH.
     Almost done!  Jeez.  What a wonderful day I got in store for me.  Presumably.  I dunno.  Split Steak & Seafood Dinner from thirds into fourths.  Comes with 3 stuffed mushrooms so thirds is more intuitive.  HOWEVER it comes with soup or salad that I donate to my Dad.  NO LONGER.  Nowadays I split the rest into fourths instead of thirds and have NICE OL SOUP one meal instead of a Stuffed Mushrooms.  THIS IS GREAT.  This is gonna be my dinner MORE THAN HALF THE TIME.  Barely.  BUT BARELYS COUNT FOR SURE.  Anyway.  Arrange it so I do alternating dinners?  I've been pretty good about ok I got multiple part meal, eat it every day until its gone.  Maybe now I'm like SCREW IT I'M ALTERNATING IT EVERY OTHER DAY.  DAYS IN BETWEEN ARE OTHER STUFF.  I can do that and no one would hassle me about it.  My Dad might say something but I don't think he'd go out of his way to HASSLE me.  Anyway I'll be back tomorrow.  See ya later.

-12:26 P.M.

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