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Saturday,
July 1, 2023
Maybe Another Time
Hello friends and well wishers. New month! Going to write
with Black Font on White Background for this entry. And if it works
out-- for the rest of the month! [EDITOR'S NOTE-- WENT BACK TO CLASSIC
FORMAT-- THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE SEEING] So far I can't say for certain whether
it's working out or not. Too Soon To Call as of now. I don't think
it's working out. I'm staring at this Bright White Page.
It's an ASSAULT on the senses. I'm used to Calming Black.
Now we got completely white screen. This is the brightest thing I've
seen in my life. Maybe I get used to it! Maybe I don't
and my life falls apart based on this Color Scheme Decision. I
guess we'll have to wait and see! Anyway. Think I might see THE
FLASH tomorrow. Not Indiana Jones. I really can't justify seeing
a Fifth Film in a franchise I don't like! I can point to several
sequences in the first three films I've liked. Ya know what maybe
I like those films gonna have to look into that.
Woke-up/Got-up late for my rights today. 1:24
P.M. already. Post walk I! Gotsto turn the page on physical
calendar. Let's see. JULY. Are there any Patriotism
Days in July. I DON'T THINK SO. Nothing is coming to mind.
Battle Of The Boyne Day (Northern Ireland). Wow. Congrats on
Northern Ireland for getting an explicit celebration day in American
Calendar. There's a dozen Canadian days. Maybe a couple of
British Days. I feel like Northern Ireland seems like a NICHE
civilization to cover. Is Northern Ireland a, "CIVILIZATION."
When I think of Civilizations I think of the Classical GREATS from A LONG
time ago like ROME and BABYLON. I don't think NORTHERN IRELAND
is in the top 100 of CIVILIZATIONS. You don't have to agree with me!
As long as we all agree you don't have to agree with me. July Fourth
is this Tuesday. What's the best way to celebrate
Independence Day. My first thought is Watch Kingpin.
I guess that's My Default Settings for What I Just Should Do In General.
Coffee time. Anyway. Calendar's Personal Health
Message Of July is STRETCH. Whole paragraph blurb about the
benefits of STRETCHING. YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST. JULY '23--
GO FOR SOME STRETCHING. HOW Is stretching one of the Top 12 Health
Things? That's a stretch for me to believe! But apparently it's
the world we live in according to this physical calendar. WHAT ELSE is
up. Didn't smoke yet today. Possibly won't smoke until Post Act
II! I dunno! I enjoy writing Mildly High but I also like the
idea of Doing It Sober and then getting high upon my return to natural life!
What was I watching last night that I might still have left over for today.
NOTHIN. I was probably watching Tales In The Crypt for the last
thing. Can watch more of that or more Horror Films I've seen
before. I can handle the spooks! I CAN HANDLE ANYTHING I
PUT MY MIND TOWARDS.
Whatever. What kind of Delicious can I have for
lunch. WHEN kind of delicious will I have lunch. WHAT CHANNEL
IS KINGPIN ON. I have it on DVD. Might be one of the DVDs I
have that Skips A Beat a lot. If only it were that simple.
It's worse than skipping beats! It just stops and says Trying To
Read Media Or Something and then you're stuck. Usually you can
Skip to the next scene and by then It'll Be Okay. But in the moment
You're FAILING at Reading Media, DVD PLAYER. I calls em like I see
em. Well that's good. At least we know we can put our faith
and trust in Me to CALL EM LIKE I SEE EM. I'll GO THERE.
Don't think I won't! Anyway, the point I'm trying to make is, I might
have buffalo wings for lunch, AND I don't mind using terrible punctuation in
this sentence. I dunno about terrible. NOT RIGHT.
This website isn't Terrible. It's just Not Right!
Fifth paragraph. Good! I guess I could see The
Flash at 7:00 Post Meridiem. I was thinking about putting it
off for tomorrow but Tonight Could Be Good. Watch it in LASERS.
I assume it's safe lasers. If we were being put in danger someone
would put a stop to that practice. Not necessarily. We could
be put in danger all the time with no one stopping those dangerous
practices! That's Movie Theaters for ya. Is Led Zeppelin's
Houses Of The Holy about Movie Theaters. Lyrics start off with
Let me take you to the movies. Sounds like its about moving
picture theaters. I like movie theaters. Everyone sits
down AND STARES AT THE WALL. Sure the wall has moving pictures on
it. But in essence we're all getting together to STARE AT THE WALL.
Sounds like a good use of our time. How deep are we into Super
Summer .87. Dropping one of the, "P's," from Supper.
Super Summer .87 is fun enough as is. It's LESS fun to add characters
changing the meaning of words. So that's good. Also
Summer doesn't revolve around Supper it turns out!
Seventh paragraph. Fur paragraphs to go! You
shouldn't wear fur. It's cruel to the animals who inadvertently
sacrificed their lives to make fur. Then again if you don't wear it
NO ONE WILL and then these animals will have died for nothing.
Sounds like you probably should be wearing Fur then. Wearing
Animal Fur is the best tribute to and way to celebrate the animals who
donated their lives to you. Makes sense. Have I ever worn
Fur in my life. Fur not a big component of Generic clothes for The
Kind of Generic Guy I am. Not sure I've ever donned fur.
Sounds like I got a good streak going. Will it last me the rest of
my life? Yeah probably! Did American Indians traditionally wear
clothes made out of animals. They LOVE animals and nature.
If they can do it ANYONE CAN. That's my philosophy generally.
If Native Americans Did It IT'S PROBABLY OKAY.
Three paragraphs to go! Primary clothes for
Native Americans was Animal Hides. They're wearing the outer
layers of animal is the point. So that's good. I liked the time
Hannibal Lector used All Of The Animal to pretend he was the other guy he
ate by wearing his face. Very responsible of Hannibal Lector.
Native Americans would be proud. I'm guessing he then Ate His Own
Face as soon as possible once he no longer needed to wear it.
Eating your own face. That's the American dream. Not sure what
that's supposed to mean. Sounds funny, thuogh! The point is
I can still see Indiana Jones next week after watching The Indiana Joneses
this upcoming week. I can do anything I set my mind to.
That's an inaccuracy. Even if it was true I can't set my mind to
much of anything. Maybe if I COULD set my mind to it I could do
it. That's a BIG, "If I Could," though.
Penultimate paragraph. I enjoy my new pipe.
Nothing wrong with it! Works for me! Man oh man I'm gonna
fill my own soda when I see the movie. So many choices.
Three or five dozen specific soda options. It's EXCITING.
I drink soda all day every day but Getting To Choose from 60 Options is
the HEIGHTH OF LUXURY. Well, anyway, I dunno. Spilled some
small cracker crumbs yesterday on my floor. I AM Yet to pick them up!
I can do it if I set my mind to it! Or if I don't. I
don't even NEED to set my mind to something that small in order to do it.
Waste Of Mind Setting. Save Mind Setting for more relevant
situations and circumstances. Huh. Tuesday feels like a
good day for July Fourth. I don't know what that means. It just
feels right. People might prefer an Independence Day on one of the
Four Days Of Weekend. I'm making an executive decision to call
Thursday part of the weekend. Anyway. AS long as it's not
Monday or Wednesday, right? Everyone agrees on that.
Last paragraph. Let's see. Buffalo wings might be good
for lunch. How many would it be? Gotta imagine five or six.
You SHOULD NOT imagine any other number. Not if you wanna be ultimately
right! Unless it'z Zero. You can imagine zero. And
will probably be right. Zero, Five, or Six! I'm HELPING YOU
OUT by narrowing it down FOR YOU. I dunno. Probably should
make Salmon or Steak for dinner tonight. One of the things I Vaguely
Have To Cook. Let's get cracking on that. It'd be
delicious, we know this much. Anyway. If I see Film tonight I
won't be cooking anything that's for sure. I probably
won't see film tonight. It's possible! It might be the right
move! I dunno! I'll see ya later.
writing paragraphs real
well
Hi, friends. Maybe I DO see The Flash tonight. It's a
big decision. Err on the side of BIGNESS. It'd be SMALL
to choose not to watch it. It'd be BIG to decide to indeed watch it.
What would I gain from the experience. I'd see THE FLASH.
Yeah but what does that mean. Some sort of MOVIE. What do
I get out of that. Gotta see the movie to find out. Well
when you put it that way I guess I HAVE to see the movie to find out.
Not sure I like that arrangement. I'd be happier Not Having To Do
Anything. Now you're telling me I'm supposed to go see this movie?
WELL I don't play that game. I'm gonna NOT see the movie how about
that. Oh no what am I missing. I could be missing ANYTHING.
IT'S TWO PLUS HOURS LONG. That's Minutes Upon Minutes Of Things To
Miss.
Okay. I guess its possible I'm taking a walk after
this paragraph. We know that much. Why get too far ahead of
myself. Tonight is HOURS UPON HOURS away. I don't need to
make a decision this second! I got dozens of minutes to put that off
for now. In the meantime I gotta finish this paragraph and then the
next three paragraphs. One thing at a time. That sounds
like a bad philosophy. Gotta be able to MULTI-TASK. Go
for doing SEVERAL things at a time. Several Things At A Time sounds
more appropriate. I'm of the Several Things At A Time philosophy.
I don't know about that. GOT TO BE ONE THING AT A TIME... RIGHT?
That's how things go. Might be. I've never had to employ
a philosophy before. I don't want to have to commit to a
philosophy. One thing at a time, Several Things at a time...
they're BOTH great.
Three paragraphs to go. I wonder what I'm
gonna talk about. Could be something interesting! Right earbud
stopped working two thirds into the last walk. It said Battery Low
several times and then it said Power Off. And then the power went
off. I wonder what the problem could have been. Wait, no I
don't, the problem was it was Battery Low. Low In Batteries leads
to Increasing Odds of Power Offs. Makes all the sense in the world
that one thing would lead to the predictable other thing. Hmm.
Halfway through the Act. What am I gonna do if I don't watch The
Flash. Be in my house. Back and forth between doing
nothing and doing more or less nothing. Anyway.
Been alternating between Classic Color Scheme and Black On White for writing
this act. FUN. Mix it up each paragraph. Helps keep
writing fresh.
What else besides having 2.0 paragraphs to go. I
don't know! I'm happy with having only 2.0 paragraphs to go, though!
I've had to write longer amount of paragraphs than you've ever even seen!
UP TO TEN. THAT'S THE LIMIT. I could might have gone above
10 paragraphs at times in my life at times. Made it all the way to
TWENTY once I bet. Probably more than Twenty. I
COULD HAVE WRITTEN FOURTY PARAGRAPHS AT SOME POINT IN MY CRAZY LIFE.
Doing essays. Reports. No reason to doubt that I've written
fourty paragraphs. What essay or report am I imagining that could
have been fourty paragraphs. JOHNNY TREMAIN. READ IT IN 3rd
Grade. That was 40 Paragraphs. BECAUSE I DUG IT SO MUCH.
WAS INSPIRED TO WRITE ALL 40 PARAGRAPHS. OR MAYBE MY MOM WROTE IT FOR
ME. WHO CAN REMEMBER. So that's good I guess.
Last paragraph for now. What to talk about.
Gonna take a walk after this paragraph. OF MY OWN VOLITION.
No one is forcing me to take all these walks. Except for COMMON
HEALTH PRACTICES. It's healthy to take walks. SEVEN OUT
OF THE 12 CALENDAR MONTHS ON MY PHYSICAL CALENDAR ARE DEVOTED TO PROMOTING
WALKING. Not this month. This month we must consider
STRETCHING. That was it, right? Okay. Not sure
I'm gonna go ahead and adopt the calendar's recommendation for how to live
my life. I don't see why I wouldn't though. Calendars Know
Best. That's not necessarily true and I don't particularly agree
with the sentiment. Calendars often are unreliable and I think they're
all dumb. It's the day of the month that I SAY IT IS.
Anyway it's July First. I feel very strongly about this.
Titles Are Best When They Mean Nothing
Hey friends. I have chosen not to see any movie tonight!
Movie will yet to exist in my consciousness. At some point I'll
see it. Then in a FLASH it will be over. Then it's onto the
next film. I've been hearing Good Things about Indiana Jones V
Existing. What. It EXISTS? Sign. Me. UP.
Anyway the latest thing I've had on The Television Set today is Lynard
Skynard documentary. Interesting. They haven't played any of the
four songs I know yet. Guess they couldn't get the rights.
Seems like a documentary about Lynard Skynard where they couldn't get the
rights to Lynard Skynard Songs would be pretty boring. OR it will
force you to Academically Understand INFORMATION about Lynard Skynard
instead of being distracted by their ART. Why should our understanding
of Band Lynard Skynard be corrupted by our thoughts and feelings about the
songs by The Band Lynard Skynard. We must try to separate THE
ARTIST from THE ART. I DON'T KNOW WHY.
Yeesh. I'm not gonna use the oven tonight.
I'm gonna KEEP IT SIMPLE and use some other kind of food preparation method
instead. MICROWAVE I call it. Heats things up RAPIDLY.
You risk starting Nuclear Winter if you leave it on for too long but if
you're just using it for four minutes probably will be no harm done.
I feel like Microwave being on for 30, 40 minutes gonna cause some sort
of nuclear problems. Luckily I don't feel the urge to try.
If I did try, and it DID start causing nuclear problems, THAT'D BE MY BAD.
So best Just To Not Try. WHAT WOULD I GET OUT OF TRYING.
NOTHING. I don't need to heat up my Microwave Popcorn for 30-40
minutes. In no scenario do I need to try this! Unless for
Scientific Observations. Add one more Scientific Observation to
the world. Oh okay good.
Three paragraphs to go. World doesn't need to know about
Me & My Microwave. World getting by just fine without any information
on it. There's nothing to GET. It works just the same as
Everyone Else & Their Microwaves. NO PROBLEMS with microwaves EVER.
Been around for over fourty years. How many times have there
been Microwave Problems sweeping the country. NEVER.
Microwaves have been real reliable for fourty years. Why don't you
trust microwaves is the question. Anyway. I don't know.
I just can't 100% get behind A Thing I Have To Wait For It To Work. My
time is valuable! Microwave should recognize that 3-4 minutes waiting
around is TOO MUCH OF ME to ask for. I'll do it but I'm not happy
about it. And you wouldn't like me when I'm not happy. I
STAND AROUND. Actually its the exact same thing I do when I AM happy.
POINT IS I DON'T KNOW why you wouldn't like Me Standing Around.
Seems weird you'd care!
Two paragraphs to go. What was I talking about
again. Gotta figure it doesn't matter anymore. What to watch
on the television set tonight. I still got a lot of time left to
watch the things I haven't watched yet but which I felt like would be good
options to watch. Or maybe I run out of time and The TV Explodes
and I can't watch anything ever again. Hmm. I DO NOT LIKE the
rotating dish in many microwaves. WHY does my food need to be on trip
around the perimeter. WHAT does it get out of circumfrancing around
inside The Radiation Zone that it wouldn't get by Standing Still.
Pretty sure nothing and if I'm pretty sure about it it must be the case.
It. ADDS. NOTHING.
Last paragraph. That's technology for ya.
IT WORKS but with added unnessariness. Be it MICROWAVES or
AEROPLANES. Coffee Makers or Salt and Pepper Shakers.
Television sets or jumbo jets. I already said airplanes.
Good! Sounds like a redundancy. YA KNOW WHAT from now on I
should consider celebrating redundancies. It means The Universe Is
Being CONSISTENT. That's one philosophy I guess. Put it on
the Maybe Pile for Philosophies for now. I guess I might have the
Feetuchini Al Fredo for dinner tonight. I already brought it up!
Bringing something up is Half The battle. Now all you need to do
is commit to it. I can commit to eating fettuccini alfredo.
I've done worse things before. This sounds fine. Anyway.
That'll do it for today. See ya tomorrow!
-7:05 P.M.
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